00:00:11 <bjoern_> don't drink and Swhack!
00:00:29 <sbp> half a day's idling down the drain for a dawn joke
00:00:35 <kandinski> hah
00:00:54 <kandinski> remember when I was new at idlerpg and you made me fall for it
00:00:55 <kandinski> ????
00:01:00 <kandinski> REVENGE!!!
00:01:01 <sbp> and nick-change spillover
00:01:03 <sbp> hehe. yeah
00:01:05 <kandinski> is sweet!!!
00:01:09 <sbp> rats
00:01:19 <sh1m> and dogs
00:01:27 <kandinski> ah, found a good article about a new translation of Proust into English
00:01:29 <sh1m> and rather a lot of small mammals i imagine
00:01:30 <sbp> no no, that's cats
00:01:36 <kandinski> which makes me think that Mauro has fucked up good
00:01:42 <kandinski> whatever his reason is
00:02:02 <kandinski> and the thing is he knows more French than I do, and he writes better Spanish most of the time
00:02:14 <kandinski> I just think he got overambitious
00:02:21 <kandinski> I am also wildly jealous
00:02:36 <kandinski> he has re-translated Carroll's Alice too
00:03:00 <sh1m> Carol Lewis
00:03:04 <sh1m> yeah she was good
00:03:08 <sh1m> with that rabbit books
00:03:11 <kandinski> which is quite a fatuous undertaking, since the Jaime de Ojeda and the Maristany translation are sterling
00:03:14 <kandinski> yes,
00:03:20 <kandinski> and the wild sex on page 13
00:03:23 <sh1m> Rabbit down on Alice's hole.
00:03:32 <kandinski> fucking the bloody rabbit up the ass
00:03:45 <sbp> hmm, I thought I was taking off of a QDB quote but I can't find it
00:03:46 <sh1m> with the strap on... yeah i liked that
00:03:47 <kandinski> oops, we are under the 100 k limit now, innit?
00:03:58 <sh1m> like I ever cared
00:04:03 <sbp> yeah, 100KB limit is no longer in effect people!
00:04:06 <kandinski> is this being google-indexed?
00:04:06 <sbp> everybody look busy!
00:04:18 <sbp> no more talk of buggering and sex and lube and fucking and other debaucheries!
00:04:55 <sbp> I don't care if I'm busy
00:05:06 <sh1m> sbp busy being idle again?
00:05:14 <sh1m> * sh1m is enjoying being a student again
00:05:40 <sh1m> bah.
00:06:00 <sh1m> I want to eat some more crisps. But I know if I open the other bag I will eat them all and feel really sicl
00:06:01 <sh1m> sick
00:06:13 <sbp> man, the problems you have to face
00:06:17 <sbp> must drive you crazy being you
00:06:21 <sh1m> I know
00:06:27 <sh1m> Glutany is such a PITA
00:06:28 <sbp> :-)
00:06:39 <sh1m> * sh1m nuzzles sbp
00:06:43 <kandinski> gluttony and dyslexia
00:06:43 <sbp> sh1m: the sex-machine powered by glutane
00:06:51 <kandinski> that makes two PITA
00:06:56 <sbp> heh
00:07:05 <kandinski> well, I am going to bed
00:07:05 <sbp> is such a Pains in the Ass
00:07:08 <sh1m> I never said I was perfect
00:07:16 <sh1m> kandinski my bed?
00:07:17 <kandinski> are such Pains up the Ass
00:07:25 <sbp> PUTA
00:07:27 <kandinski> not tonight, Josephine
00:07:34 <sh1m> worse asking./
00:07:42 <kandinski> PUTO!
00:07:51 <sbp> Tori Amos?
00:08:13 <sh1m> Pain up the tori amos?
00:08:39 <sbp> the thing about Tori Amos is
00:08:58 <kandinski> she roks
00:09:03 <kandinski> rocks my bed
00:09:14 <sh1m> My brother has space dog tatooed on his arm.
00:09:38 <sh1m> I find it amusing that Tallasin has been on my bro-n-law's site a bunch of times
00:09:45 <sh1m> One of those weird little things eh?
00:10:29 <kandinski> http://www.penguin.co.uk/shared/WebDisplay/1,,175609_1_10,00.html?cs=10
00:10:37 <kandinski> oops, not here!
00:10:43 <kandinski> reading about Proust, in bed
00:10:54 <kandinski> It so happens I can't go to sleep
00:15:54 <sh1m> god I looked thin, no trim, a few years back
00:16:38 <sbp> "For absolutely bloody ages it was lights out early."
00:16:40 <sbp> hehe
00:16:55 <sh1m> heh
00:16:57 <sh1m> blammo
00:17:20 <kandinski> actually, it should have been "For absolutely bloody ages it had been light outs early"
00:17:22 <sh1m> Public school made me a slab of muscle with 4 hours of sports 6 days a week for fucking ages.
00:17:40 <kandinski> the perfect past tense is slightly ungrammatical in the original
00:17:58 <kandinski> what Mauro did wrong was forcing that ungrammatical hand in his Spanish version
00:18:04 <kandinski> it really grates now
00:18:09 <kandinski> he should have aimed for subtle
00:18:18 <kandinski> instead he aimed for shocking
00:18:20 <kandinski> WRONG
00:18:32 <kandinski> Proust is well enough shocking already, for fucks sake
00:18:39 <kandinski> er...
00:18:51 <kandinski> You ain't seen me, roight?
00:19:02 <sbp> kandinski++
00:19:05 <kandinski> * kandinski touches his nose
00:19:12 <sbp> sorry mate
00:19:17 <sbp> someone's sittin' there
00:19:27 <kandinski> I think I'll get me coat
00:19:56 <sbp> I once went on for an hour going through all the catchphrases with someone in (I think) #f2o
00:20:06 <sbp> whilst it was hilarious, I'm not repeating it :-)
00:20:21 <kandinski> you could not with me
00:20:34 <kandinski> I have only seeen one season, not whole, only about twice
00:20:35 <sbp> too digressive?
00:20:37 <sbp> ah
00:20:43 <sbp> .gc digressive
00:20:44 <phenny> digressive: 21,900
00:21:00 <kandinski> but I love how at least three of the catchphrases are positive superlatives
00:21:05 <kandinski> "Excellent"
00:21:10 <kandinski> "Nice!"
00:21:15 <kandinski> and "Perfect!"
00:21:21 <kandinski> "coats for goalposts..."
00:21:28 <kandinski> that is so positive!
00:21:36 <kandinski> and so superlative"!
00:21:37 <sbp> jumpers for goalpoasts. isn't it? marvellous
00:21:41 <kandinski> it is excelent!
00:21:45 <sh1m> Superlatives are all the rage.
00:21:47 <kandinski> ah, marvellous
00:21:52 <sbp> the guy who likes everything says "brilliant!"
00:22:06 <sh1m> It seems football comentators could not make sentances without them
00:22:09 <kandinski> ye says 'brilliant', but also 'excellent'!
00:22:32 <sh1m> "fantastic" is a favourite
00:23:13 <sh1m> depending on the strictness of your definition not much is fantastic
00:23:26 <kandinski> I have been known to abuse the "spectacular" ("espectacular", and that is your mini-SNotD) lately
00:23:49 <kandinski> double whammy when I can say "<comma><Pause> literally!" later
00:24:24 <kandinski> well, the comma is the pause, really
00:24:28 <sh1m> anyway I am off to bed
00:24:37 <sh1m> gnight crapbits
00:24:48 <sh1m> love you all
00:25:01 <kandinski> I do love you with a corncob, and you know that
00:25:14 <kandinski> 'night
00:25:48 <kandinski> so, Buffy time, then bedtime
00:25:57 <d8uv> Night!
00:25:59 <kandinski> unless you have something you absolutely have to tell me...
00:26:12 <kandinski> apart from "Night!", which doesn't really count...
00:26:19 <sbp> 'night kandinski!
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00:29:32 <sbp> oh, 'night sh1m rather
00:29:38 <sbp> but 'night kandinski too, kinda
00:29:44 <sbp> I should pay more attention
00:29:49 <d8uv> Night sh1m too!
00:29:52 <sbp> I'm getting like crschmidt
00:30:01 <d8uv> I should too. Too busy playing with things.
00:30:05 <jessica> how so?
00:30:07 <sbp> I'll bet you are!
00:30:16 <sbp> (that must sound so great without context)
00:30:25 <sbp> how so what, hmm?
00:30:26 <crschmidt> what, huh?
00:30:30 <sbp> WHAT
00:30:35 <sbp> hi jessica
00:30:39 <crschmidt> hi sbp
00:30:40 <sbp> hi crschmidt
00:30:41 <crschmidt> oh wait
00:30:48 <crschmidt> oh, that's good then
00:30:51 <sbp> yeah
00:30:53 <sbp> pre-emptive
00:31:07 <crschmidt> * crschmidt nods
00:31:10 <crschmidt> I'm not jessica though
00:31:16 <sbp> right
00:31:17 <crschmidt> Although I'm not sure exactly how you're becoming like me
00:31:26 <crschmidt> I have been watching the conversation for the past hour.
00:31:26 <sbp> by not paying attention
00:31:29 <crschmidt> Just not participating
00:31:43 <sbp> well earlier; the thing that turned out to be ssh-lag
00:31:55 <crschmidt> Typically, my confusion is feigned to cover up the fact that I've been watching and really not having a clue what's going on
00:32:10 <crschmidt> ah, yes, there was the waving my bare ass around thing, had forgotten about that
00:32:18 <sbp> so you fake confusion in order to cover up confusion?
00:32:25 <crschmidt> right
00:32:34 <crschmidt> The source of the confusion is what I'm trying to cover up
00:32:34 <sbp> interesting strategy
00:32:44 <crschmidt> in one case, it's lack of understanding, probably due to a lack of intelligence
00:33:08 <sbp> gah, not the self-effacement again
00:33:11 <sbp> jessica, still around?
00:33:17 <jessica> not really.
00:33:20 <crschmidt> In the other, it's supposedly becase i haven't been paying attention
00:33:22 <jessica> psycho depressed bitchy mode.
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00:33:30 <sbp> ah. okay
00:33:40 <sbp> was just going to ask you to nail him
00:33:47 <sbp> but probably best not to given the circumstances
00:33:50 <jess|bed> nail him?
00:33:52 <jess|bed> you mean have sex?
00:33:56 <sbp> yep
00:34:03 <jess|bed> i'd love to, but hardly likely at the moment.
00:34:15 <jess|bed> we have two children who have picked up on maman's mood and turned needy and psycho themselves.
00:34:19 <sbp> q.v. psycho depressed bitchy mode, right
00:34:44 <sbp> just lock your windows
00:34:53 <sbp> I'll try to keep him occupied
00:35:02 <sbp> crschmidt: look behind you! OMG!
00:37:57 <crschmidt> * crschmidt is just catching up on his 50 messages recieved throughout the day
00:38:01 <sbp> [National Anthem]
00:38:04 <crschmidt> haven't had a chance to sit down long enough to read them yet
00:38:05 <sbp> [Strange white dot thing]
00:38:07 <sbp> [CEEFAX]
00:38:22 <sbp> ah, right. I remember you lamenting them earlier. were they from rdfig?
00:38:41 <crschmidt> some. bunch from dashboard-hackers and the local lug
00:39:15 <sbp> nice
00:40:08 <crschmidt> Bleh, why is my "Desk" entry so popular? it's the only entry in my wordpress i've ever gotten spam on
00:40:13 <sbp> [[[
00:40:13 <sbp> The UK Independence Party, which has several members in the European Parliament but which wants Britain to pull out of the EU, welcomed the removal of Wales from the map.
00:40:13 <sbp> "We're pleased the EU has recognised our wish to withdraw the UK, but we didn't expect them to do it one bit at a time," spokesman Quentin Williamson told AFP.
00:40:18 <sbp> ]]] - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20041005/od_afp/eu_britain_wales_offbeat_041005171153&e=3
00:40:20 <crschmidt> .g crschmidt desk wordpress
00:40:21 <phenny> crschmidt desk wordpress: http://crschmidt.net/wordpress/archives/2004/06/20/desk/
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00:40:41 <sbp> slow-loading
00:41:06 <crschmidt> fast here! oh wait, right
00:41:13 <sbp> heheh. "He currently holds 300 movies, 20 gigs of music, and more than 4 gigabytes of pornography."
00:41:26 <sbp> how is it even possible to have that much porn?
00:42:05 <d8uv> It's possible.
00:42:49 <d8uv> Just put a newscrawler on a T1.
00:42:59 <sbp> ah
00:43:12 <sbp> is that like some bug you instruct to get stuff for you?
00:43:17 <sbp> "get me porn. [whistle]"
00:44:12 <d8uv> It's a bug that goes through newsgroups and downloads everything.
00:44:24 <sbp> newsgroups have porn?
00:44:35 <crschmidt> Tell me your'e kidding.
00:44:53 <d8uv> I was shocked too.
00:45:26 <crschmidt> No, I mean, tell me you're kidding, Sean, and that you do know that newsgroups have porn.
00:46:31 <crschmidt> Also, the amount of porn is about twice that now
00:46:53 <d8uv> Oh. I'm not kidding. Internet Pal Tim Allen racked up at least triple the quote above.
00:47:22 <sbp> nah, the glory days of USENET were back before the AOL invasion
00:47:25 <sbp> so I haven't bothered with it
00:48:18 <crschmidt> * crschmidt nods.
00:48:37 <crschmidt> Depending on your newshost, of course, the amount of porn may be very different to you.
00:48:53 <crschmidt> For example, my university newsfeed offered no binaries groups at all - no porn there.
00:49:02 <crschmidt> (Same with google groups - they don't index binaries groups)
00:50:15 <sbp> hmm. if we started a Swhack newsgroup, Google would host the archive...
00:51:42 <sbp> Google should just bloody host stuff full stop
00:51:46 <sbp> it's not like they have no space
00:51:50 <sbp> w.a.o too
00:51:55 <sbp> w.a.o already host stuff
00:52:03 <sbp> might as well make it easier
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00:54:02 <sbp> heheh: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu:/pub/usenet/alt.config/So_You_Want_to_Create_an_Alt_Newsgroup
00:54:07 <sbp> rtfm.mit.edu
00:55:36 <sbp> .gc educative
00:55:40 <phenny> educative: 368,000
00:55:55 <sbp> how does that differ from "educational"?
00:56:00 <sbp> .gc educational
00:56:04 <phenny> educational: 37,300,000
00:56:15 <sbp> I guess it's more proactive
00:56:49 <sbp> being educatively proactive to enable our new generation of learning and goal-oriented young teenagers
01:00:03 <sbp> not a neologism, so I guess I'll let it slip
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01:37:52 <jcowan_> Well, that backscroll was most enlightening.
01:38:37 <jcowan_> It's particularly interesting to me that when jcowan_ ghosted jcowan, jcowan became jcowan_ with barely a hitch.
01:38:56 <jcowan_> A nice combination of nickserv and auto-reconnect.
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01:39:59 <jcowan> phenny, tell kandinski that the opening line of Swann's Way is indeed a famous translation crux, at least for anglophones
01:40:01 <phenny> jcowan: I'll pass that on for you when kandinski is around.
01:42:32 <crschmidt> hey, i have a nifty reverse lookup now
01:42:38 <crschmidt> that's kinda nifty
01:42:56 <jcowan> You mean when you enter "crapbit" it says "sbp"?
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01:43:22 <crschmidt> Nah, I mean the reverse lookup for the IP address I connect from is now dsl.allan.mv.com
01:43:48 <crschmidt> Which is somewhat niftier than dslv-196.mv.com, in my opinion
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01:45:45 <jcowan> So it is. Looks like mv.com has gotten an RFC 1178 clue.
01:46:10 <crschmidt> Nah, we changed from a dynamically assigned IP to a static one
01:46:43 <jcowan> Doubtless. But the fact that they bother to name it (or did you do that?) indicates that the spirit of the RFC is not dead.
01:47:26 <jcowan> ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc1178.txt
01:47:49 <crschmidt> Ah. The name is indeed assigned - when you create an account, you choose a specific "account" name. You then have a limited amount of control over specific functions pertaining to that. FOr example, all mail @allan.mv.com was something that Jess had access to (even before the change to static)
01:48:11 <jcowan> Ah.
01:48:13 <crschmidt> Another local MV user that I know is dsl.wildcat.mv.com.
01:48:20 <jcowan> So why allan?
01:48:58 <crschmidt> allan is Jess's last name.
01:49:50 <crschmidt> so I guess it doesn't quite match all the recommendations of rfc1178: "Don't use your own name."
01:51:21 <jcowan> Right. But some of those considerations don't apply to your situation.
01:51:33 <jcowan> * jcowan names his machines variants of "skunk".
01:51:42 <crschmidt> Similar to the fact that my account name everywhere is crschmidt (and she typically uses jpallan) in this case, since it's typically going to ahve a username in front of it, jessica@allan.mv.com makes a decent amount of sense
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01:52:16 <crschmidt> I'm kind of upset at our Tech Director at work - he picked the new naming scheme for the servers. He chose GI Joe - and the first two server names are daestro and serpentor.
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01:52:46 <crschmidt> I have pointed out to him numerous times "I want something that's easy to spell, damnit." his response has been less than optimal. (Usually teasing me for being too young to really remember GI Joe.)
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01:54:54 <d8uv> * d8uv crosses off "sequences of digits of pi" from his list of naming schemes
01:55:45 <crschmidt> Our naming scheme at home is slightly more sane: Greek gods (with the exception of Peanut, who I can't convince to stay listed as zeus: he changed upon a reboot.) So we have epimetheus, creusa, zeus/peanut, and the windows box which doesn't really have a name. (Also, our router is george and our roomate's computer is fred, but I don't have name control over those)
01:57:29 <crschmidt> (well, not gods. but greek mythology)
01:58:17 <jcowan> * jcowan got themes in use at one of his previous jobs
01:58:34 <jcowan> local Lotus Notes servers were candy bars, and corporate ones were luxury cars.
01:58:49 <jcowan> Unfortunately, this led to a server named "infiniti", against the guidelines.
01:59:31 <crschmidt> Against "Use words/names that are rarely used."?
02:00:06 <crschmidt> oh, alternative spellings too, I guess - infinity verbally is different from the car infiniti
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02:00:20 <Monty> hi CloCkWeRX
02:00:30 <jcowan> I had alternative spellings in mind, yes.
02:00:35 <jcowan> "pythagoris"
02:17:07 <crschmidt> I really want to come up with a different name for work and just change them.
02:18:18 <crschmidt> We're going to have 7 boxes, and to name them all difficult spellings in a theme i know nothing about sucks :P
02:19:48 <jcowan> elements and flowers are still good.
02:20:18 <jcowan> well-known mammals
02:21:12 <jcowan> well-known #swhackers :-)
02:21:15 <crschmidt> *nod* i'm thinking elements
02:21:31 <crschmidt> (sorry for slight lag, fixing my alt key)
02:30:18 <jcowan> http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html (requires flash)
02:34:34 <crschmidt> * crschmidt sighs at his keyboard.
02:35:57 <crschmidt> Powerbook laptop keyboards are built with a three part mechanism: the key itself, and then two interlocking pieces above a keyboard nipple.
02:36:23 <crschmidt> when a key gets "gummy" feeling in my experience, it's usually because the two interlocking pieces have come apart.
02:36:42 <crschmidt> This feeling was under my alt key, so I attempted to remove the top (The key itself) in order to slip the notch back in.
02:36:50 <crschmidt> Instead, one of the interlocking pieces came off with it.
02:36:57 <crschmidt> Which I have spent the last 15 minutes attempting to replace.
02:38:17 <crschmidt> while i did manage to get the two pieces to interconnect, i could not, then get the bottom piece under the clip which holds it in.
02:46:10 <crschmidt> got it.
02:46:50 <jcowan> My thinkpad left shift key has become very wobbly.
02:47:19 <jcowan> Sometimes it doesn't work all, and my typing habits tend to favor it.
02:47:53 <jcowan> Probably because I did a lot of typing on keyboards with no right shift or ctrl keys.
02:47:58 <jcowan> as a yoot.
02:49:04 <crschmidt> i have a similar habit (I only use the left shift key) although not for the same reason (I grew up typing on 101key keyboards.)
02:51:10 <jcowan> Teletypes didn't have them, and although i learned on a electric typewriter, I was definitely shaped by the teletype.
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05:13:25 <d8uv> sbp and I are now going to play an old game
05:14:13 <sbp> yeah. and the name of it goes a little like:
05:14:27 <sbp> d8uv's cool game where the line length is 50
05:14:50 <sbp> actually, it goes totally like that, really!
05:15:20 <sbp> in this game on 2004-08-08, crapbit was born
05:15:36 <sbp> so, how are you this fine evening then d8uv?
05:16:15 <d8uv> I'm fine. Have been playing with a cool toy
05:16:42 <sbp> (we have been playing ages now in #d8uv.com)
05:16:55 <sbp> ah, right. how much space have you used now?
05:17:23 <d8uv> #d8uv.com, where people don't come to talk.
05:17:54 <d8uv> A surprisingly tiny little amount of space.
05:17:57 <sbp> #d8uv.com: hmm... what did I call it before?
05:18:11 <sbp> you put my description in the topic briefly.
05:18:30 <sbp> how much is a tiny little amount of space/MB
05:18:36 <d8uv> I believe you did call it a "junk channel".
05:19:05 <sbp> oh, that's right. when I was using the sbp`!
05:20:20 <d8uv> Only 734,003,200 bytes. A pretty small dent
05:20:46 <sbp> note that previous, we used less chars/line.
05:20:53 <d8uv> Of course, that figure is very approximate.
05:21:10 <sbp> ahh, so that's about 700KB? fair enough then
05:21:11 <d8uv> In the past, it was 44. But that number sux
05:21:22 <sbp> approximate? ha, come on! it seems right on!
05:21:40 <sbp> right. and I tried to say that but couldn't.
05:21:59 <sbp> had to speak about the line/character thing.
05:22:29 <sbp> which was pretty difficult. fewish synonyms.
05:23:10 <d8uv> I prefer 45, but the czar sbp says "Nein!".
05:23:26 <sbp> what! it was your choice too. I should paste
05:23:54 <sbp> you said 50 was more logical or something...
05:24:33 <sbp> sir, I think you ought be called a "crapbit"
05:24:39 <d8uv> sbp: up it to 50 to allow more expressivity
05:25:11 <d8uv> Note, that isn't I who suggested the int 50
05:25:28 <sbp> d8uv: "I don't care much. 50 works." you say
05:26:06 <sbp> also you said that it's "Easier to remember"
05:26:13 <d8uv> Works. Not "works well". It's all you, foo!
05:26:32 <sbp> no way. you didn't oppose; you even praised!
05:27:22 <d8uv> I did say in d8.com: 50? I was thinking 45.
05:27:47 <sbp> yeah, but when I expounded its virtue, you--
05:27:56 <sbp> you agreed and all suchlike agreement stuff!
05:28:07 <d8uv> 50 is better than 44, 45 is clearly better.
05:28:33 <sbp> why is it "clearly better"? less space there
05:28:57 <sbp> also, it's not as "round" a number: forgetic
05:28:58 <d8uv> In math they might just say: "45 > 50 > 44"
05:29:19 <sbp> you still don't seem to have a good argument
05:29:37 <sbp> only assertion, whereas mine is pretty good.
05:30:07 <d8uv> My argument can be summed up as Screw you!!
05:30:26 <sbp> that's a crapbit argument! you're like dbot!
05:31:04 <d8uv> dbot would wish you to become quadraplegic.
05:31:07 <dbot> d8uv: Error: 'would' is not a valid command.
05:31:19 <sbp> and this is all against "I don't care much"!
05:31:30 <sbp> argh, dbot screwed it all up the little git!
05:31:34 <dbot> That's what I think of your shitty game!
05:32:25 <sbp> uneven lines! argh! the abominationicnessity
05:32:54 <d8uv> dbot: plz. behave. For me?? Pretty please?
05:32:56 <dbot> d8uv: Error: 'plz.' is not a valid command.
05:33:17 <sbp> pfft, now you have just screwed up a line...
05:33:48 <d8uv> dbot: No! That is *not* behaving behaviour!
05:33:51 <dbot> d8uv: Error: 'No!' is not a valid command.
05:34:09 <sbp> er, his line was right and yet yours weren't
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05:34:30 <sbp> hehe. er, and more hehe. a little more hehe!
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05:35:11 <sbp> that didn't even really make sense. whassup?
05:35:23 <d8uv> dbot killed my connection! Damn him to hell
05:35:27 <dbot> d8uv: Error: 'killed' is not a valid command.
05:35:41 <sbp> so why "was strangled by d8uv" and not dbot?
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05:37:33 <sbp> welcome back, d8uv. any problems over there?
05:37:52 <d8uv> Fucking hell. I'm a total idiot. /quit bad
05:38:20 <sbp> well I guess that explains it completely :-)
05:38:54 <d8uv> So now that I fucked everything up, redeem?
05:39:19 <d8uv> Will it even be possible at this point? No?
05:39:21 <sbp> you can try. it'll take a long while though!
05:40:11 <sbp> we did it for ages before dbot screwed it up
05:40:32 <d8uv> Like 14 hours,Like Fourteen hours, Fourteen Minutes, 26 s
05:40:56 <sbp> oh man, why do you even bother trying! dude!
05:41:14 <d8uv> Yeah. I am going straight to #swhack hades.
05:41:36 <sbp> heheh. we have our own little plot in there?
05:42:04 <sbp> or our own version of it or something, guess
05:42:57 <d8uv> Of course. Although being #shwack, we were:
05:43:08 <sbp> monstrowordificationalisilitudinalloidically
05:43:31 <d8uv> Denied a plot in heaven. Nil #swhack heaven
05:43:53 <sbp> ooh, we should ask jcowan for a latin motto!
05:44:19 <d8uv> When i expell earth, it's all hell. Oh well
05:44:36 <sbp> when you expell earth? odd phrasing there...
05:44:46 <d8uv> Indeed! That would indeed be incredibly rad
05:44:47 <sbp> this game is certainly rife for odd phrasing
05:45:07 <d8uv> Trying to rhyme. Failed miserably. Oh well.
05:45:34 <sbp> ah! internal rhyme... yeah, didn't notice it
05:45:53 <sbp> haiku in this format would be very difficult
05:46:37 <d8uv> I'll pull up a chair+drink. Let's see a try
05:48:36 <sbp> this is really, really, really, really hard!
05:50:30 <d8uv> Not all that hard. See what badness I made!
05:50:37 <d8uv> a. b c d e? / f g h, i j k, l / m n. o p q!
05:51:07 <sbp> well that's not bad, but here's a rad haiku:
05:51:13 <sbp> Lo d8uv: / succintitudinalised / haikuicity!
05:51:44 <d8uv> That indeed is incredibly, irrevokably rad.
05:51:59 <sbp> basically you have to eat up syllables quick
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05:53:36 <d8uv> Reaching a page yet? I hope so. After page,
05:53:39 <d8uv> Then I'll have to head off to my sleep bed.
05:53:53 <d8uv> Hello peepo! We are totally playing a game!
05:54:12 <sbp> yeah, we're close to it. just a few more now
05:55:00 <sbp> actually, just one more to go. even this one
05:56:06 <d8uv> <peepo> Wow! All the lines totally line up!
05:56:40 <sbp> heheheh. so you're playing for him by proxy?
05:56:43 <d8uv> I'll stay until 10:00 AKDT. Not far off...
05:56:47 <sbp> d'oh
05:56:52 <d8uv> Damn!
05:57:12 <d8uv> I am a fool. I'll go now.
05:57:16 <d8uv> Seeya!
05:57:18 <sbp> wow, going to bed quite early tonight?
05:57:24 <sbp> but aye! sleep well
05:57:30 <cskaterun> anybody here read forbes?
05:57:38 <sbp> heh, it's weird going back to using as many characters as you want
05:57:39 <d8uv> 10:00 AKDT? Pretty standard for winter
05:57:54 <sbp> it's winter? oh, in AK I guess most of the year is :-)
05:58:13 <d8uv> Yeah.Yeah. I totally know exactly what you mean
05:58:28 <d8uv> Gah! Night!
05:58:30 <sbp> yeah, you keep using same short phrases
05:58:32 <sbp> 'night!
05:58:52 <sbp> enjoy your sleep bed
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07:11:56 <kandinski> fools!
07:11:59 <phenny> kandinski: 01:39Z <jcowan> tell kandinski that the opening line of Swann's Way is indeed a famous translation crux, at least for anglophones
07:12:05 <kandinski> you did the fixed line thing again!
07:23:50 <kandinski> and the opening line of Swann's Way is a famous translation crux in any language, I would guess
07:23:59 <kandinski> but why did he have to fuck it up?
07:24:05 <kandinski> just because?
07:24:48 <kandinski> getting awkwardness right is very difficult, admitted
07:25:15 <kandinski> anyway, I am getting his translation of Alice and adding his Jabberwocky to the online Jabberwocky files
07:25:27 <kandinski> this site with al the translations
07:25:55 <kandinski> (I collect translations of Alice, and English editions with different illustrations)
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07:32:10 <kandinski> I am so bitchy today
07:32:14 <kandinski> well, I was yesterday
07:32:17 <kandinski> ñañaña
07:40:08 <kandinski> unbitch me, dog!!!
07:40:20 <kandinski> * kandinski is hit by lightning
07:40:24 <kandinski> * kandinski explodes
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07:43:34 <jetscreamer> -_-
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08:21:31 <jeanniecool> Anyone? Anyone?
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08:27:42 <Monty> hi libby
08:29:58 <libby> good morning monty
08:30:02 <Monty> 333 minutes attempting to preconditions, algorithms become very
08:30:09 <jeanniecool> Hi, Libby!
08:30:21 <jeanniecool> * jeanniecool didn't even get greeted by MONTY!!!
08:30:21 <Monty> * sbp want something snide, then he said a coincidence!
08:36:49 <libby> mornin' jeanniecool
08:37:02 <jeanniecool> 'night, Libby. ;-)
08:37:06 <libby> hehe
08:37:12 <jeanniecool> (It's 0132 here...)
08:38:25 <libby> 0938...
08:38:33 <libby> hm, how does that work!?
08:39:56 <jeanniecool> Um...I misread my clock?
08:40:00 <jeanniecool> 0139 now...
08:40:12 <libby> hehe
08:40:15 <libby> 0940
08:40:20 <libby> close enough!
08:40:21 <jeanniecool> 0140!
08:40:33 <jeanniecool> * jeanniecool finally catches up to Libby
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09:01:58 <jeanniecool> Hmm...Eaon...the nick rings a bell...
09:02:01 <jeanniecool> ...have we met?
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09:24:15 <kandinski> hi libs!
09:30:18 <libby> heya kandinski!
09:39:08 <kandinski> how are ya?
09:48:57 <libby> not bad ta. you?
09:59:08 <kandinski> good, good
09:59:18 <kandinski> lotsa work, lotsa friends
10:02:08 <sbp> I said a coincidence, Monty? cool
10:02:09 <Monty> Do you say you said a coincidence for some special reason ?
10:02:23 <sbp> Monty: actually, I'm not even sure which coincidence you refer to!
10:02:25 <Monty> Lo d8uv: / m n. o p q!
10:02:36 <sbp> wow, hybrid haiku. cool!
10:04:58 <sbp> midding the middle seven though, Monty
10:05:00 <Monty> i'd love Clive James
10:05:12 <sbp> indeed you would
10:05:58 <sbp> how are other things in general, Monty?
10:06:00 <Monty> that'd be missing = nice dual opteron dell
10:06:11 <sbp> .g "dual opteron dell"
10:06:28 <phenny> "dual opteron dell": http://www.hardocp.com/newsarchives.html?news=SnVuZSAgICAgLDIwMDQsMiwxMA==
10:06:34 <sbp> Monty: you owned one? is it yours that's missing?
10:06:34 <Monty> both?
10:06:49 <sbp> Monty: there were two? wow, the plot unfolds!
10:06:50 <Monty> Yeah.Yeah. I find ninad
10:07:15 <sbp> Monty: me too. http://www.wam.umd.edu/~ninad/
10:07:17 <Monty> then two categories (male or ctrl keys.
10:07:45 <sbp> hehe. Monty's classification of the universe: male, ctrl keys. what category do *you* fall into?
10:07:46 <Monty> ALL POWER TO THE SUN!
10:08:03 <sbp> right on, Monty! let that Sun be rockin'!
10:08:04 <Monty> Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
10:08:16 <sbp> not as strongly as you, Monty, clearly!
10:08:20 <Monty> infected brilliant felt-tip pen piddles jabberclacking Nintendo bitch :P
10:08:35 <sbp> what is it with you and jabberclackers, Monty? what even are they?
10:08:36 <Monty> Damn, my sleep
10:08:40 <sbp> ah, 'night
10:15:15 <kandinski> sorry, libby
10:15:21 <kandinski> phone, then disconnection
10:16:17 <libby> heh, np, was writing an email
10:17:42 <sbp> *** sbp has changed the topic to: <Monty> ALL POWER TO THE SUN!
10:17:57 <sbp> * sbp waves to kandinski & libby
10:18:34 <libby> heya sbp
10:18:49 <sbp> how goes it, and all of it's and its peripherals?
10:19:24 <libby> its peripherals are good. it is a little muddled today though
10:19:29 <sbp> .ety peripheral
10:19:30 <phenny> peripheral: no etymology found
10:20:29 <sbp> aha
10:20:30 <sbp> [[[
10:20:31 <sbp> 1390, from O.Fr. periferie, from L.L. peripheria, from Gk. peripheria "circumference, outer surface," lit. "a carrying around," from peripheres "rounded, moving round, revolving," peripherein "carry or move round," from peri- "round about" + pherein "to carry" (see infer). Peripheral first recorded 1808.
10:20:37 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=peripheral&searchmode=none
10:20:43 <sbp> sorry to hear about the muddle
10:21:13 <libby> oh it's ok, just a bit complicated :)
10:21:28 <kandinski> yep, aroundthings
10:21:30 <libby> how you getting on?
10:21:34 <sbp> decomplicate hopelessly intertwangled messular muddles with sleep!
10:21:45 <sbp> not too bad, thanks. getting a fair amount done today
10:21:47 <sbp> but tired
10:22:34 <libby> poor sbp
10:23:17 <sbp> yeah. trying to stay up since I have a meeting tomorrow at about this time
10:23:28 <libby> ah :(
10:23:30 <sbp> but I can hear something:
10:23:34 <sbp> "mMnmnmn..."
10:23:41 <sbp> just a little whipser on the background
10:23:58 <libby> hehe
10:23:58 <sbp> when I listen carefully, I perceive it to be saying "Sean. bed. come to bed"
10:24:04 <sbp> I believe it to be my bed calling to me
10:24:12 <sbp> but I may also be hallucinating from having been up so long
10:24:26 <sbp> brb, pink elephant
10:24:27 <libby> my bed does that too. also the sofa sometimes
10:24:44 <kandinski> what does your bed do=
10:24:45 <kandinski> ?
10:25:01 <libby> calls to me :)
10:25:05 <kandinski> mine sings: "assemble me, set me in the bedroom, sleep on me?"
10:25:12 <libby> heheh
10:26:56 <sbp> o/~ Monty o/~
10:27:01 <Monty> In all honesty, doshing ironic Spirograph admits responsibility for round gambling Brian Wallace.
10:27:10 <sbp> hmm
10:27:36 <sbp> Monty: don't you ever get the feeling that Boyzone are wanking into your handbag 24/7? because if you do, you may very well be as sleep deprived as I am
10:27:38 <Monty> sausage == urbanisation;
10:27:53 <sbp> well he certainly displays the necessary coherence level
10:28:19 <kandinski> I carry an IKEA allen key with me at all times
10:28:27 <kandinski> In case I find a woman with a wooden chastity belt
10:28:59 <sbp> Credit Card? Check! Keys? Check! Driving licence? Check! Passport? Check! Wallet? Check! IKEA Allen Key for women with wooden chastity belts? Check!
10:29:13 <kandinski> no driving license, no passport
10:29:19 <kandinski> more like:
10:29:28 <sbp> come on, even I have those
10:30:24 <kandinski> Credit Card, Money, Earplugs, Wallet (this one is new, I used to carry a folded postcard bound by an elastic), Keys, USB Memory, Condoms (2), Pen, IKEA Allen Key for shits and giggles
10:30:33 <kandinski> the IKEA Allen Key joke varies
10:30:47 <sbp> you must have a passport, surely? or have you only been to (two? heh) EU countries and found that they don't require a passport?
10:31:09 <sbp> folded postcard and elastic? wow, now that's studenty
10:31:24 <kandinski> yesterday it was: "the Swedish X-Prize effort failed when they couldn't assemble their wooden rocket as they discovered IKEA had not included an allen key with the screws"
10:31:33 <sbp> hehe
10:31:33 <kandinski> well, it is also StewartBrandy
10:31:44 <libby> * libby heads off shopping er working
10:31:59 <sbp> enjoy buying stuff^W^H^Wwriting, libby!
10:32:07 <kandinski> before that was "I have an Allen Key and I am not afraid to use it! Give me a drink or I will reduce this bar to its constituent parts!"
10:32:14 <kandinski> etc
10:32:21 <sbp> bwahaha
10:32:23 <kandinski> .g How Buildings Learn
10:32:26 <phenny> How Buildings Learn: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0140139966?v=glance
10:32:29 <kandinski> it is my prop
10:32:29 <sbp> these Allen Key jokes are amongst your best!
10:32:33 <kandinski> thanks
10:32:34 <sbp> you should write them down somewhere
10:32:38 <sbp> well, here
10:32:40 <sbp> got any more?
10:32:43 <kandinski> right!
10:32:49 <kandinski> I am writing them down here!
10:32:58 <kandinski> well, I have started visiting IKEA only recently
10:32:59 <sbp> righting them down whose?
10:33:07 <sbp> ah
10:33:14 <sbp> recent addiction
10:33:20 <kandinski> recent money
10:33:23 <kandinski> for furniture
10:33:28 <kandinski> not really addicted
10:33:31 <sbp> oho, furniture monday
10:33:32 <sbp> money
10:33:33 <kandinski> I don't like anything I see
10:33:44 <kandinski> so I buy the cheapest stuff that will get me by
10:33:47 <sbp> it's the money, honey
10:33:56 <kandinski> anyay, the rocket joke is not mine, but my friend man's
10:34:08 <sbp> he's called "man"?
10:34:10 <sbp> (or she)
10:34:18 <sbp> oh, manuel
10:34:28 <sbp> The Man Called Man
10:34:33 <kandinski> he says (I have somewhat tweaked it: "The only reason the Swedish have not put a wooden rocket on the moon is they couldn't build it for under 999 euros"
10:34:38 <kandinski> no, the man called man
10:34:41 <sbp> would be a good pseudo-quasi-60s dry comedy
10:34:46 <kandinski> he is a systems engineer
10:35:03 <kandinski> his stock answer to "how do I do this?" is: man says: man man, man!
10:35:10 <kandinski> <man> man man, man!
10:35:10 <sbp> ha
10:35:24 <sbp> that's an applaudablism
10:35:26 <sbp> very good
10:35:33 <kandinski> his particular version of "malkovich malkovich malkovich"
10:35:37 <kandinski> we are good
10:35:42 <kandinski> * kandinski bows
10:35:44 <sbp> like the station master who was asked about the times of the next two trains
10:35:53 <sbp> who replied: two to two; two two too
10:36:03 <sbp> (1:58 and 2:02)
10:36:04 <kandinski> woo
10:36:19 <kandinski> anyway
10:36:30 <kandinski> if/when I have more Allen Key jokes I will let youknow
10:36:39 <kandinski> and if you think of any new ones, please let me know
10:36:43 <sbp> thankulatronical thanks
10:36:47 <kandinski> they are a hit with the ladies
10:36:53 <sbp> + extra thanks for garnish and kicks and shits and gigglez
10:36:59 <kandinski> no, thank *you*
10:37:17 <sbp> no, thank YOU you fucking crapbit. it is you who is most deservent of the thanks!
10:37:23 <kandinski> and yes, I do carry a passport and an Urban Outfitters' "poor man's moleskine"
10:37:31 <sbp> mmm... moleskine...
10:37:51 <kandinski> fuck you, thankful crapbit! I am the more deserving emitter of thanks!
10:37:51 <sbp> the Rolls Royce of notepads
10:38:04 <kandinski> well, I love saying the "poor man's *"
10:38:14 <kandinski> as in "a long ethernet cable is the poor man's wifi"
10:38:20 <sbp> no way. totally waiting for thankon absorption you are!
10:38:32 <kandinski> and the classic "truck bombs are the poor man's cruise missiles"
10:38:34 <sbp> Swhack is the poor man's hammock!
10:38:59 <sbp> Monty is the poor man's girlfriend (aren't you, honey?)
10:39:01 <Monty> recommendation perpitrator. perfect
10:39:10 <sbp> perpetrator, Monty
10:39:11 <Monty> 9500/9300 very wobbly.
10:39:24 <kandinski> I am so emitting thankons I am brewing tea just by putting the cup to my lips
10:39:31 <sbp> ribaldness is the poor man's humour
10:39:47 <kandinski> fuck you is the poor man's lets do lunch sometime
10:40:47 <kandinski> heh is the poor man's blammo
10:40:51 <sbp> yeah, but you're also soooOoOoOo absorbent of the thankons that they're just coming straight back into you and making you feel thankful of your crapbit seld as soon as they have left your lips and done all that tea brewing malarkey which is, incidentally, such an absofuckinglutely marrrrRrRRrvelous idea that I really must thank you most thankfulently for it!!!
10:41:05 <sbp> s/seld/self/
10:41:15 <kandinski> thanks for the praise, sbp
10:41:20 <sbp> heh is the poor man's blammo: heh
10:41:22 <sbp> no problem
10:41:34 <kandinski> * kandinski watches his tea vaporise, and the cup explode
10:41:55 <kandinski> violent racist skinheads are the poor man's torturers
10:42:20 <sbp> is the cup kith and kin to d8uv?
10:42:44 <kandinski> it was made from bone china. d8uv's bone, it seems
10:43:38 <sbp> ah, hence the BLAZMOFUCKINGZAM-ification
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10:51:37 <kandinski> aw is the poor man's poignant, innit?
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10:52:52 <sbp> from the Frezzyench, "poig du nant" meaning "this pig has freckles. odd"
10:53:10 <kandinski> no fucking way
10:53:17 <sbp> wayman
10:53:17 <kandinski> it is from Old Breton
10:53:33 <kandinski> Poing de Nantes, meaning the Fist of Nantes
10:53:48 <kandinski> the Nantes people really made those Bretons suffer
10:53:51 <kandinski> it was aw!
10:55:20 <sbp> yeah, but imagine a cute young boy or girl in a farmyard and all of a sudden they see this pig, and it has freckles, and they're all like "odd", and then it blossoms and blooms and nurturificationalises itself into a lusty romance of some kind (probably best not involving the pig, but whatever really) and then an old man comes up to you with a tear in his eye and says "isn't it?" and you're all "wow. all from the poig du nant incident!"
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10:57:56 <kandinski> yes, it might well be that the Poing of Nantes was a Ballista that launched measles-infected pigs into sieged Breton cities, and the villagers saw the pig with the weird spots coming, and years later they found the big splats of pig blood they couldn't really clean from the main square's cobblestones to be a poignant thing indeed
10:58:03 <kandinski> they didn't say "aw", though
10:58:06 <kandinski> that is the English word
10:58:21 <kandinski> like "pig" and "pork", "aw" and "poignant"
10:58:41 <sbp> perhaps we just have differing memories of the same event. city under seige, love, all the same
10:58:46 <kandinski> btw, one of our pair of quarks should be aw, poignant.
10:58:55 <sbp> poignant and WHAT though?
10:58:57 <kandinski> well, have you not seen Troy?
10:59:00 <sbp> Monty: help us out?
10:59:00 <Monty> Help: "No help is available for the "us out?" command yet. Maybe Paul's not documented it yet?"
10:59:09 <sbp> Monty: just help us, damnit
10:59:09 <Monty> Yo
10:59:12 <kandinski> ther is a lotta love in sieged cities!
10:59:18 <sbp> poignant and yo
10:59:30 <kandinski> I am hoping they siege Madrid so I get the loving!
10:59:43 <sbp> the Nantes lot?
10:59:57 <kandinski> "this bar is under siege, but don't worry! I have the IKEA Allen Key! I can save us all!"
11:00:03 <sbp> heheh
11:00:19 <sbp> man, I really want one now
11:00:23 <sbp> so versatile
11:00:32 <sbp> you should go into marketing for IKEA
11:00:32 <kandinski> I guess when you go to Sweden as an official guest and they give you the key to the city...
11:00:48 <kandinski> I have friends who launched an Onion-inspired site
11:00:56 <kandinski> and I keep thinking of jokes for it
11:01:03 <kandinski> the IKEA thing should be a running one
11:01:05 <sbp> what'd they call it? Potato? Celery? Rhubarb?
11:01:08 <kandinski> no
11:01:11 <kandinski> El Diplomatico
11:01:14 <sbp> Shallot? SpringOnion?
11:01:16 <kandinski> more political
11:01:21 <sbp> pfft. that's not even English
11:01:23 <kandinski> I would have called it "El Ajo"
11:01:26 <kandinski> the Garlic
11:01:32 <sbp> see, there you go!
11:01:57 <sbp> valuable mini-SNotD there too!
11:02:28 <sbp> if I'm dating a woman who can speak only Spanish and she catches my breath and screams "ay, ay, ay! el ajo!" then I know it is time for a mint
11:02:48 <kandinski> heh
11:02:50 <kandinski> better yet
11:03:12 <kandinski> there is a Madrid dialect where the /sk/ phonemes turn into /x/
11:03:43 <kandinski> so what other dialects pronounce /asko/ (disgust) would be pronounced /axo/
11:03:51 <kandinski> then, /ke axo/
11:04:19 <kandinski> would not mean "what a garlic!" (and that is a casualty)
11:04:24 <kandinski> but "eww, disgusting"
11:04:34 <sbp> ooh
11:04:35 <kandinski> only imagine it said in a Cockney accent
11:04:46 <sbp> disgaaaaahstin
11:04:50 <kandinski> not affected, glottal-stops but I am a tv-presenter from Surrey thing
11:05:22 <kandinski> but really hey, I sell half-rotten produce in a street market but I still have some sense of propriety
11:06:49 <sbp> so wait a moment. what is "I have an unconscionably powerful IKEA Allen Key!" in Spanish? I have a feeling that it might be even more useful than my "what is your 'phone number? / can I have a beer please?" usual standard phrases-to-learn-imperatively-in-new-languages
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11:07:47 <kandinski> if Douglas Adams were writing THHGTTG today, he would have something like:
11:08:03 <kandinski> "he knows where his towel is" is the poor man's "he has an IKEA Allen key"
11:08:10 <sbp> hehehe
11:10:14 <kandinski> gotta go people
11:10:29 <kandinski> this has been today's episode of "the sbp and kandi show"
11:10:36 <sbp> * sbp takes a bow
11:10:55 <sbp> we hope it was as poig de nuiant for you as it was for us!
11:11:21 <kandinski> * kandinski takes a bow and some time out to write, and two zeugma points from the bowl in the Studio receptionist's desk
11:11:53 <sbp> ooh, good one
11:12:21 <sbp> * sbp turns to chat to the make-up people but finds they've gone home; settles for talking to Monty instead
11:12:21 <Monty> ^q ?mb where Florida case of jokes are divided; "the war between null set 1. an allen key at factcheck.com"
11:12:22 <julie> No results.
11:12:22 <julie> Broken query. Check your RDQL syntax. Redland Error reported 'syntax error'
11:12:43 <sbp> Monty: heh, you picked up Allen Key fast
11:12:48 <Monty> wasteful smelly triangles specialises in DMA scrotal fluid and clockwork stripping fridge!
11:12:57 <sbp> indeed Monty
11:12:58 <Monty> Wow. I still awesome)
11:13:07 <sbp> Monty: hehe. yes you are
11:13:07 <Monty> iGrr
11:13:34 <sbp> Monty: you don't like too much praise either, eh? how very humble! why you are most excellent for it
11:13:39 <Monty> who have our new at any period I'm gonna be charged in bookstores this one the nonsensicality of course.
11:14:01 <sbp> you should be sold in bookstores, Monty. would if I had my way
11:14:02 <Monty> heh.
11:14:15 <sbp> what would you write a book on, Monty?
11:14:16 <Monty> ghits.
11:14:23 <sbp> ah
11:14:43 <sbp> quite a good thing to write on actually. give us an overview of the first chapter, Monty?
11:14:45 <Monty> networks == greetings;
11:14:56 <sbp> * sbp nods... yes... yes!
11:14:59 <sbp> very insightful
11:16:01 <sbp> I guess what you're trying to demonstrate is that all our social networks enable us mainly to strengthen close relationships, but rarely find new ones, whereas electronic networking, and recommendation via ghits, is a good way of finding new people sporadically
11:16:24 <sbp> very insightful, Monty. you should get quite some royalties for it, especially in your inimitable style!
11:16:25 <Monty> what more than
11:16:37 <sbp> Monty: hmm... more than $10,000 I'd say
11:16:39 <Monty> You want to suck Windows95, apparently.
11:17:00 <sbp> Monty: what! no I don't. well let's say $50,000 then if you don't like that
11:17:00 <Monty> Why do you ask ?
11:17:11 <sbp> ask what, Monty?
11:17:15 <Monty> pilfered round hula-hoop decapitates alarming paper boys and wanking vile twilight.
11:17:33 <sbp> Monty: I didn't ask that at all. you're just making stuff up now to make me look stupid
11:17:36 <Monty> kandinski: Error: 'No!' is weird though you crazy fun projects..
11:17:58 <sbp> he's not here right now, Monty. you could use phenny to leave him a message if you wanted though
11:18:00 <Monty> And I may apply Alabama should go Calvinistic
11:18:01 <kandinski> Monty: It is not weird
11:18:02 <Monty> Tada!
11:18:08 <kandinski> I am watching
11:18:12 <sbp> ahh, he is
11:18:13 <kandinski> texto m<ode readio
11:18:33 <sbp> didn't mean for Monty to wake you. he did seem quite insistent though
11:18:35 <Monty> well, people, I just in 4.5 hours
11:18:36 <kandinski> We have Monty on the scene of the accident: Monty?
11:18:37 <Monty> kandinski++
11:18:48 <sbp> aww, he likes you
11:18:55 <sbp> Monty++
11:18:56 <Monty> (much smaller than winderz
11:19:13 <sbp> Monty < Windows? yes, I think I agree with that
11:19:15 <Monty> (Same with barely a mortgage rather than
11:19:31 <sbp> (what's with this stuff, Monty? new-style stage directions?
11:19:34 <kandinski> )))
11:19:35 <sbp> )))
11:19:37 <Monty> he should ask you had ripples as my friend's house I repeat but squeezing the relationship between Julio -> Roger) conspiracy
11:19:37 <sbp> eek
11:19:51 <sh1mmer> eek indeed
11:19:54 <sbp> eek!
11:20:13 <sh1mmer> * sh1mmer offers sbp some of his ribena
11:20:14 <sbp> Swhack is falling apart! too many closed parens! the return of sh1mmer! Monty, save it!
11:20:15 <kandinski> now you gotta go back in time and/or change the swhack logs by inserting (((
11:20:17 <Monty> All you ever do is respect vile doppelgangers :P
11:20:29 <sbp> no I don't, Monty! it's not true, oh please save Swhack!
11:20:32 <Monty> @echo Earthquake of golf course? there is Tomcat
11:20:34 <supybot> Earthquake of golf course? there is Tomcat
11:20:41 <sbp> ooh. well done
11:20:46 <kandinski> bien @echo
11:20:59 <sbp> sh1mmer: not if you've been drinking from it, thanks :-)
11:21:06 <kandinski> (mini-SNotD: "well done"=="bien hecho")
11:21:18 <sh1mmer> * sh1mmer doesn't have many transferable diseases
11:22:11 <kandinski> the Morbus Scolding is the poor man's Categorical Imperative
11:22:28 <sbp> Monty: Handleflep Eggspunk Lyristico Labblaler Obrentico!
11:22:31 <Monty> That's all you, sbp but really don't."
11:22:38 <sbp> sorry Monty
11:22:38 <Monty> Apologies are not necessary.
11:22:43 <sbp> ah, phew
11:22:56 <kandinski> phew is the poor man's pabernosmatao
11:23:03 <sbp> I guess you're just trying to save me time? it certainly is time-consuming, Monty
11:23:04 <sh1mmer> * sh1mmer gives sbp a duck to squeeze
11:23:09 <Monty> Or can I sent you could've helped us with a real one is totally free, too, shame on the grounds that before)
11:23:13 <sbp> pabernosmatao?
11:23:25 <kandinski> is it me, or did Monty change his markoving?
11:23:26 <Monty> People do either.
11:23:46 <kandinski> it sounds like it pioritises more recent stuff, and is slightly more grammatical
11:23:55 <kandinski> Monty, who changed you?
11:23:57 <Monty> forward them may concert, bien s??r
11:24:27 <sh1mmer> sbp. ahaha. you are getting our rain.
11:24:48 <kandinski> bien sûr, you mean
11:24:56 <kandinski> hey, did Monty get it right?
11:24:58 <Monty> pregnant parking space :(
11:25:04 <kandinski> I can't see his û, but it might be my console
11:25:10 <kandinski> yes, )
11:26:41 <sbp> * sbp looks out the window...
11:26:55 <sbp> it's about 2/3 blue sky, 1/3 white cumulus
11:27:04 <sbp> certainly no rain
11:27:43 <sh1mmer> weather man says its heading your way
11:34:13 <sbp> well every day this week the five day weather forcecast has completely changed. today they haven't even got today's weather right
11:41:32 <crschmidt> * crschmidt yawns.
11:42:03 <crschmidt> Howdy.
11:42:28 <sh1mmer> hi Chris :)
11:43:31 <crschmidt> * crschmidt is happy with his new hostname
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11:46:43 <crschmidt> Hopefully it will solve my connection woes, which may be tied to DHCP
11:48:33 <sh1mmer> hmm your domain appears from here to be down dude
11:48:39 <crschmidt> It is.
11:49:03 <crschmidt> My IP address changed last night when I reset the router to change to a wireless channel, but it changed to being in the static pool.
11:49:12 <crschmidt> (thus the hostname, dsl.allan.mv.com)
11:49:53 <crschmidt> oops, need to get kids more ready for school
11:49:53 <crschmidt> be back later
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11:58:54 <sh1mmer> BrD
12:04:09 <eaon> tom!
12:05:42 <DrBacchus> Hi, folks
12:05:57 <DrBacchus> I might end up skipping the E Ghyll turn.
12:06:00 <DrBacchus> :-(
12:06:04 <sh1mmer> Nooo
12:06:11 <sh1mmer> you must did the earthquake entry
12:06:12 <DrBacchus> It's arlready Wednesday. I don't remember authorizing that.
12:06:13 <sh1mmer> dib
12:06:30 <sh1mmer> I cannot write stuff unless someone dibs it
12:06:33 <DrBacchus> I'm planning to dib it, but I'm not going to dib it untill I know that I will have time to actually write it.
12:06:45 <DrBacchus> If I dib it, and then don't write it, nasty things will be said about me.
12:06:48 <DrBacchus> And I can't handle that.
12:06:53 <DrBacchus> I might cry.
12:07:07 <sh1mmer> no no dib dib
12:07:11 <DrBacchus> Hrm
12:07:15 <DrBacchus> * DrBacchus looks at schedule.
12:07:20 <DrBacchus> I would have to write it Friday night.
12:07:22 <sh1mmer> I can't write my entry unless someone dibs it
12:07:26 <DrBacchus> And that's frowned upon.
12:08:00 <sh1mmer> DrBacchus if you try and it's ok then fine, otherwise there will be no entry.
12:08:13 <DrBacchus> Damnation
12:08:17 <DrBacchus> Fine, I'll go dib it.
12:08:19 <DrBacchus> I'm just so tired.
12:08:24 <DrBacchus> I can't stay up late another night.
12:08:25 <sh1mmer> If it sucks then it will be deleted and it will be the same
12:08:27 <sh1mmer> yeah.
12:08:32 <sh1mmer> don't kill yourself
12:08:38 <DrBacchus> 4 nights in a row is pretty much all I can handle.
12:08:43 <DrBacchus> * DrBacchus tries to count.
12:08:47 <DrBacchus> 5.
12:08:53 <DrBacchus> Crap, I don't know.
12:10:43 <DrBacchus> Ubi ghyllbot?
12:10:53 <DrBacchus> FREE AS IN PUPPIES!!!!!
12:12:30 <DrBacchus> sh1mmer: There. Hope you're happy.
12:13:01 <sh1mmer> yes
12:13:02 <sh1mmer> :)
12:13:17 <sh1mmer> * sh1mmer gives BrD a cookie
12:36:11 <kandinski> please complete the sentence:
12:36:11 <kandinski> RSS is the bastard child of ** and **?
12:36:11 <kandinski> RDF and XML?
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12:39:02 <kandinski> XML and PDF?
12:39:14 <kandinski> JPG and UMA?
12:40:04 <JibberJim> ABC and DEF?
12:40:13 <kandinski> I am betting on RDF and XML
12:40:31 <kandinski> RSS is the bastard child of RDF and XML
12:40:42 <kandinski> but I wanted to make sure I am not saying something stupid
12:40:50 <kandinski> so...
12:42:13 <kandinski> Is there someone else here who can help, apart from JibberJim?
12:42:37 <crschmidt> kandinski: I need context. You netsplit away from me for the important part.
12:42:54 <crschmidt> either that, or i just missed it
12:43:58 <JibberJim> I saw nothing but XXX or YYY
12:44:07 <crschmidt> right.
12:44:35 <kandinski> oops
12:44:39 <kandinski> ok,
12:44:50 <kandinski> RSS is the Bastard child of RDF and XML?
12:45:36 <kandinski> it is in a mailing list, we are discussing whether RSS is fulfilling the promises Push did not
12:47:49 <crschmidt> kandinski: interestingly enough, i was reading a (8 month old) wired article on that exact thing yesterday
12:47:59 <kandinski> ah
12:48:09 <kandinski> and I thought I was being original and fresh
12:48:12 <crschmidt> kandinski: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.05/start.html?pg=2 that's the one
12:48:24 <crschmidt> They wrote a while ago about push, then (according to the article) nothing happened
12:48:39 <crschmidt> but he's saying now that RSS and other similar things are starting to mimic the predictions of the Push movement.
12:48:51 <kandinski> xactly my point
12:49:20 <kandinski> what about the "bastard child" thing?
12:51:05 <kandinski> fuck it, it is going in
12:51:13 <kandinski> I will then claim authorship of the quip
12:51:21 <kandinski> RSS is the poor man's Atom
12:51:50 <kandinski> RSS is the insane ranting man's Precioussss
12:52:10 <crschmidt> Heh.
12:52:25 <crschmidt> I think that "RSS is the bastard child of RDF and XML" is appropriate
12:54:50 <kandinski> thanks
12:55:01 <kandinski> I thought so too
12:55:16 <kandinski> but then you are a fool, so I am not trusting your word
12:55:17 <kandinski> Jim?
12:55:38 <crschmidt> Hey, I'm no fool! I'm just a ... oh, you're right, I'm a tool.
12:55:57 <crschmidt> er. Fool. Wow, I can't think.
12:56:54 <kandinski> well, I am a man with a tool
12:56:56 <JibberJim> I woulnd't agree no, RDF already having a bastard child in RDF/XML
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12:57:15 <JibberJim> what most prople think of as RDF is RDF/XML
12:57:16 <kandinski> two tools, counting my trusty IKEA Allen key
12:57:32 <kandinski> the redead stepbrother to RDF/XML?
12:57:36 <kandinski> and I disagree
12:57:49 <kandinski> RDF/XML is the *legitimate* child of RDF/XML
12:57:58 <kandinski> it bears its parents' names, after all
12:58:01 <kandinski> I rest my case
12:58:07 <kandinski> * kandinski puts down his suitcase
12:58:13 <kandinski> literally
12:58:17 <kandinski> * kandinski is packing
12:58:58 <kandinski> gotta go, thanks both of you
12:59:13 <kandinski> nobody will read my rant but 20 Spanish journalists, anyway
12:59:30 <kandinski> * kandinski hits "send" with a flourish of the wrist
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13:10:10 <sh1mmer> you flourish so beautifully dear.
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13:40:40 <crschmidt> ooh, sh1m got logged out of idlerpg ;)
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13:47:58 <sh1mmer> crschmidt shut it.
13:48:02 <sh1mmer> crschmidt bastich.
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13:49:23 <DrBacchus> Using Windows is a very dangerous proposition.
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14:25:31 <arcon> *wink*
14:25:42 <crschmidt> Hiya arcon
14:25:45 <arcon> hey
14:25:56 <arcon> wokr sucks
14:26:18 <sh1mmer> [[["The light illuminates the shadows but the shadows focus the light. When a spot of joy penetrates your soul, my friends, do not think it can burn forever"]]]
14:26:39 <arcon> actually, work is ok, clients suck ;)
14:28:49 <DrBacchus> [[ Ray of light. A photograph. The way I used to be. Some half-forgotten stranger doesn't mean that much to me. Trick of light. Moving pictures. Moments caught in flight. Makes the shadows darker, or the colors shine too bright. ]]
14:29:05 <DrBacchus> Hi, acorn.
14:29:27 <sh1mmer> BrD who was that?
14:29:41 <DrBacchus> sh1mmer: Rush. "Available Light"
14:30:25 <DrBacchus> http://www.lyricsdepot.com/rush/available-light.html
14:30:41 <DrBacchus> Ah. "Play" of light. Not ray of light.
14:30:49 <DrBacchus> Well, I learned something today. I can go home now.
14:30:54 <sh1mmer> :)
14:31:46 <DrBacchus> I love the "Promise offered in the east, broken in the west" image. That's how I felt yesterday. High hopes in the morning, got NOTHING done all day.
14:31:58 <DrBacchus> Well, nothing of lasting significance, anyway.
14:32:10 <DrBacchus> work blah blah work blah
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14:36:46 <arcon> hey DrBacchus
14:48:53 <deusx> Rush++
14:49:21 <DrBacchus> Intelligent lyrics make me happy.
14:51:11 <deusx> They're one of the few bands for which I've read every CD booklet from cover to cover
14:51:24 <DrBacchus> Have you read Peart's books?
14:51:40 <deusx> I'm most of the way through Ghost Rider, but that's all so far
14:51:53 <DrBacchus> "Ghost Rider" had a very profound impact on me at a rather difficult time in my life.
14:52:14 <DrBacchus> I've started his other book, but haven't gotten very far yet.
14:52:50 <DrBacchus> Masked Rider
14:53:08 <deusx> Yeah, almost got that at a concert last summer, I think
14:53:35 <deusx> Was completely amazed when I heard Peart came back to the band
14:54:15 <DrBacchus> I haven't read "Travelling Music" yet.
14:54:22 <deusx> And even more so when I heard "One Little Victory".
14:54:33 <DrBacchus> I went to a concert this summer, and it was almost a religious experience.
14:54:40 <deusx> Heh, I think I need to go get the rest of his books :)
14:54:52 <DrBacchus> I guess I've been a Rush fan for about 20 yeras now, I think.
14:55:09 <deusx> Probably about 15 for me
14:56:13 <deusx> A friend got me hooked in early high school. Funny story is he traded me all his Rush CDs (all of them as of 89 or so) for a comic book that looked like it might get valuable
14:56:23 <DrBacchus> Yowza.
14:56:55 <deusx> Of course the comic is worth about $0.75 now, but I've got a nice, complete set of Rush CDs now :)
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14:58:14 <DrBacchus> Yeah, but, dude, $0.75 is nothing to sneeze at.
14:58:43 <DrBacchus> ok, maybe it is.
14:58:57 <deusx> s'truth. A few of those, and you could get yourself another comic book.
14:59:35 <DrBacchus> * DrBacchus adds a half-dozen things to his Amazon wish list.
14:59:53 <deusx> And if I remember, I actually gave him two copies of that comic because I felt bad about the trade
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15:03:10 <Monty> it's jetscreamer!
15:08:55 <Jibbler> heh "<Monty> Aren't you don't like enter #swhack"
15:08:56 <Monty> heheheeh
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16:30:19 <jessica> * jessica looks about for crschmidt.
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16:56:52 <crschmidt> .pc multi
16:56:55 <phenny> 006D: LATIN SMALL LETTER M (m)
16:56:58 <phenny> 0075: LATIN SMALL LETTER U (u)
16:57:01 <crschmidt> argh, wrong command
16:57:01 <phenny> 006C: LATIN SMALL LETTER L (l)
16:57:04 <crschmidt> .cp multi
16:57:07 <phenny> 00D7: MULTIPLICATION SIGN (×)
16:57:10 <phenny> 16EC: RUNIC MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION (᛬)
16:57:13 <phenny> 228C: MULTISET (⊌) [...]
17:01:28 <crschmidt> [[[
17:01:29 <crschmidt> You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
17:01:29 <crschmidt> at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
17:01:29 <crschmidt> simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
17:01:30 <crschmidt> ]]]
17:01:49 <jessica> . . . should I handle the electrics for the household thenceforth, Chris? ;)
17:03:53 <jessica> And he doesn't answer. :)
17:04:14 <crschmidt> He was in the bathroom :P
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17:09:41 <Monty> howdy, deusx
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18:54:38 <sbp> Superlatent Course Spigargarov-Emesque Element Effects in Monty and Compounds of Carbon
18:54:41 <Monty> Englishmen's sphincter cuddles third marginalia.
18:55:38 <DrBacchus> * DrBacchus shudders
18:56:02 <DrBacchus> Having gone to boarding school, I know more about Englishmens' sphincters than I really care to.
19:02:00 <sbp> Monty: hide me from DrBacchus please
19:02:01 <Monty> beaver up?
19:02:23 <sbp> odd, you sound just like a guy in a play I read
19:02:34 <DrBacchus> Monty: I said english MEN, not women.
19:02:35 <Monty> GameCube Nintendo.
19:05:47 <sbp> Monty, baby, we should do this again some time!
19:05:48 <Monty> DrBacchus
19:05:48 <Jibbler> does orkut ever work any more?
19:06:02 <sbp> dunno, don't use it
19:06:14 <DrBacchus> Did it ever work?
19:06:29 <DrBacchus> I mean, other than absorbing time and patience?
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19:29:36 <crschmidt> http://bnhmag.internal.wedu.com/ - Current Project
19:32:20 <crschmidt> It actually looks really decent in links. w3m flubs it up because it tries to deal with the width, and does it badly
19:35:08 <sbp> not too bad actually
19:36:12 <crschmidt> The cool part of it is, in part, the image generation backend
19:36:25 <crschmidt> you'll notice all the navigation and so on is md5string.png
19:36:41 <crschmidt> because i just pass the text, fontname, size, etc. to a function, and it spits ou the image tag for me
19:36:55 <crschmidt> our old library did that on the fly (no caching) so it was sloooow
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19:37:28 <sbp> oh yeah
19:37:43 <crschmidt> the first page load is uber-uber slow
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19:37:54 <crschmidt> but once it's done, you can even pull the image generation backend out and make them all static
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19:38:21 <crschmidt> (although in this case we need the image stuff because the magazine wants the headlines and so on in their font from their magazine, which is HelveticaNeueCondensed or something similar)
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19:41:48 <sbp> I still find it a bit difficult to believe that stuff happens in NH that doesn't revolve around Morbus, really
19:42:09 <DrBacchus> LIES!
19:42:40 <crschmidt> Yeah, it's really quite increedible
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20:41:29 <sbp> whoo, new book dance
20:41:39 <bjoern_> Monty, do you agree, order depends on chaos but chaos does not depend on order?
20:41:39 <crschmidt> book... dance?
20:41:40 <crschmidt> oh.
20:41:41 <Monty> Find me a reason to wear facts.
20:41:43 <crschmidt> you have a new book.
20:42:23 <bjoern_> Monty, you want to replace the cloths you wear by facts?
20:42:26 <Monty> exhibitionism's marmelade castrates twattish Adam Reiniger!
20:42:34 <crschmidt> I thought there was a new book-dance.
20:42:39 <crschmidt> but instead you were doing the new-book dance
20:42:51 <bjoern_> Monty, that does indeed sound like exhibitionism
20:42:51 <Monty> hehehe
20:43:07 <sbp> no, I wrote a new book
20:43:16 <sbp> for it, anyawy
20:43:22 <sbp> s/awy/way/
20:43:22 <sbp> [[[
20:43:22 <sbp> Online Education Using Learning Objects
20:43:23 <sbp> Editor: Rory McGreal, University of Athabasca, Canada
20:43:23 <sbp> Published: May 2004
20:43:27 <sbp> Hardback: 0-415-33512-4: £85.00
20:43:27 <sbp> RoutledgeFalmer (Taylor & Francis Group)
20:43:27 <sbp> ]]]
20:43:28 <sbp> in which I wrote: [[[
20:43:32 <sbp> Part 5: The Semantic Web, Intelligent Agents and the Future
20:43:34 <sbp> 22. The Semantic Web and Metadata Decentralization
20:43:36 <sbp> S. Palmer
20:43:38 <sbp> ]]]
20:43:40 <sh1mmer> hello oh sbp
20:43:43 <bjoern_> sbp, everyone writes new books, why don't you write an old book?
20:43:45 <sbp> yo sh1mmer
20:43:49 <crschmidt> Ah, I see. Nifty
20:43:58 <sbp> I thought about it bjoern_, but I'm not great with translations
20:44:00 <sh1mmer> whats the craic?
20:44:03 <crschmidt> That sounds like an important part of an important book
20:44:07 <bjoern_> ah, pity
20:44:28 <sbp> it's a good essay, actually. very pleased with it
20:44:59 <sbp> and I have to say that the editors were superb. as you know, I'm rather touchy about being edited at all--I'll contest a single moved comma!--but they really did an astonishing job
20:45:25 <bjoern_> @title http://www.nice-tits.org/
20:45:27 <sbp> I think it's the first time I've read had a text of mine back from proofing and thought "wow. awesome"
20:45:28 <supybot> bjoern_: NICE TITS - The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society of Britain
20:45:34 <sbp> heheh
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20:48:36 <Morbus> hello?
20:48:42 <crschmidt> HellO!
20:48:45 <Morbus> woot.
20:48:50 <crschmidt> We were talking about you earlier.
20:48:57 <Morbus> oh?
20:49:02 <crschmidt> And how it's shocking that you aren't the center of all things in New Hampshire.
20:49:07 <sh1mmer> Morby!
20:49:12 <crschmidt> (With regard to http://bnhmag.internal.wedu.com/ )
20:49:17 <sbp> hello!
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20:49:43 <crschmidt> Oops.
20:49:46 <crschmidt> Oh, hi
20:50:04 <Morbus> still setting up chat here.
20:50:12 <sbp> Mars?
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20:50:39 <Morbus> gah. lame.
20:50:48 <sbp> wow, you're not even in #disobey
20:50:51 <sbp> wtf &c.
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20:51:30 <crschmidt> glad i pulled the julie-shouting out of the code now
20:51:31 <Morbus> alright, that should be better.
20:51:35 <crschmidt> that would have gotten annoying
20:52:12 <crschmidt> speedy quick machine you're on there
20:52:23 <Morbus> hmm?
20:52:33 <crschmidt> [i686/2.17GHz]
20:52:42 <Morbus> bah.
20:52:45 <Morbus> i gotta turn that off.
20:52:46 <Morbus> heh, heh.
20:52:52 <Morbus> where'd you find thatout?
20:53:08 <crschmidt> 16:52:27 [freenode] CTCP VERSION reply from Morbus: xchat 2.0.7 Linux 2.4.25-5cpub [i686/2.17GHz]
20:54:24 <Morbus> crschmidt: testing.
20:54:28 <Morbus> good, good.
20:54:31 <crschmidt> a little ctcp birdie told me
20:54:57 <Morbus> stop it! ;)
20:55:06 <Morbus> i don't even know how to turn that off in xchat.
20:55:09 <Morbus> not too worried about it.
20:56:01 <crschmidt> yeah, i wouldn't worry about it
20:56:02 <crschmidt> anyway
20:56:04 <crschmidt> Where've you been?
20:56:12 <crschmidt> You haven't been around to hornball jess lately
20:56:17 <crschmidt> i think she's getting depressed about it
20:56:22 <sbp> .g hornball
20:56:25 <phenny> hornball: http://tyrant112.tripod.com/Hornball.htm
20:56:44 <Morbus> new machine, funeral, blah blah
20:58:19 <Morbus> somene say my name.
20:58:38 <crschmidt> morbus!
20:58:40 <crschmidt> Morby!
20:58:52 <crschmidt> Morb-Us! Mor-Us! Morbus!
21:00:23 <Morbus> eh. close enough.
21:00:25 <Morbus> yay.
21:03:11 <crschmidt> so, how're you?
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22:21:20 <sbp> * sbp looks at the source of one of his old CGIs, and jumps when he finds perl in it
22:22:06 <sbp> http://inamidst.com/inside/misc/reflector
22:22:09 <deltab> like mould in an old shoebox?
22:22:44 <sbp> much like that, yes
22:22:51 <MoiraA> hi
22:22:58 <MoiraA> just a quick hello :)
22:23:02 <sbp> hi Moira
22:23:12 <MoiraA> off to bed for an early start tomorrow, I'm trying to get more sleep
22:23:40 <MoiraA> it's been noticed at work how tired I look and how many mistakes I make when I've burnt the candle at both ends for too many nights :/
22:23:49 <MoiraA> hoping to cut down to fewer hours soon
22:24:15 <sbp> got any vacations coming up?
22:24:21 <MoiraA> there's *so* much to do in the house
22:24:23 <MoiraA> yes fortunately
22:24:32 <MoiraA> a trip to Oxford to see Louise, looking forward to that
22:24:39 <MoiraA> staying in the college etc
22:24:50 <MoiraA> and then a few days at our bungalow, however all this is not till 18th October
22:25:03 <sbp> that's pretty soon
22:25:15 <MoiraA> I have a totally useless PC which Emily is wanting me to fix so she can play sims 2 again
22:25:26 <MoiraA> yeah, I suppose I only have to exist a little longer
22:25:42 <MoiraA> I swapped mobo's for a better one and windows just didn't like it and I had to reinstal
22:25:45 <MoiraA> +l
22:25:58 <sbp> mobo?
22:26:12 <MoiraA> there's a chance I might be able to restore from an imaged drive, however I need to install the networking to transfer the file over and I haven't had time for that even
22:26:16 <MoiraA> mobo = motherboard
22:26:25 <sbp> ah
22:26:30 <MoiraA> I don't expect it to work though
22:26:39 <MoiraA> anyway, I'm off to bed
22:26:46 <MoiraA> getting up at some ungodly hour
22:26:47 <sbp> 'night
22:26:50 <MoiraA> night :)
22:31:00 <deltab> ah, so that's what the BBC means when it says it'll be showing the mobo awards sooon
22:31:36 <sbp> hehe
22:52:21 <sh1mmer> yoyo
22:52:35 <sh1mmer> aparently thats Dublin slang for euro too.
22:52:49 <sh1mmer> So a pint is like 3 yoyos
22:53:08 <sh1mmer> sbp oh and outsider films are back on c4 now.
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23:12:12 <sbp> o/~ outsider films o/~
23:12:39 <d8uv> Hello #swhack!
23:12:43 <crschmidt> Hello d8uv!
23:12:44 <sbp> hello d8uv!
23:12:55 <crschmidt> * crschmidt is sad that people are so stupid.
23:13:04 <d8uv> :
23:13:09 <sbp> d8uv, see what you've done? you're making crschmidt sad
23:13:21 <crschmidt> No, unrelated.
23:13:26 <crschmidt> I was just reading my email.
23:13:34 <crschmidt> Which includes notice of plink shutting down.
23:13:43 <sh1mmer> is that permenent?
23:13:49 <crschmidt> Yep.
23:14:05 <sbp> no more plink, eh?
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23:14:15 <crschmidt> He's tired of the threats he gets for "publishing" the information.
23:14:24 <sh1mmer> really?
23:14:27 <crschmidt> (I got similar threats, so I understand the meaning.)
23:14:30 <sh1mmer> tha sucks.
23:14:34 <sh1mmer> crschmidt you did?
23:14:35 <sh1mmer> for what
23:14:36 <sh1mmer> ?
23:14:37 <crschmidt> Yep
23:14:42 <crschmidt> Creating LJ Foaf Files
23:14:54 <sh1mmer> niiice.
23:15:11 <sbp> wow, nuts
23:15:21 <crschmidt> Got a couple of emails telling me what a horrible mean nasty person I was for converting data already in HTML to RDf
23:15:26 <sh1mmer> welcome to the litigation society
23:15:30 <crschmidt> Seems that the same applies the oppisite way
23:15:42 <sbp> Christopher Schmidt, MLS
23:15:51 <crschmidt> .acronym mls
23:15:58 <phenny> MLS: Multiple Listing Service (real estate) -/- Machine Learning System -/- Major League Soccer -/- Manistique and Lake Superior Railroad -/- Mass Layoff Statistics (US Department of Labor) -/- Massive Loser Squad (Australia) -/- Master of Library and Information Science (degree) -/- Matched Load Simulation -/- Maximum Length Sequence -/- Medium Long Shot (cinematography) -/- Metropolitan Library
23:16:00 <phenny> System (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma) -/- Michigan Leukemia Society
23:16:00 <sbp> Member of the Litigation Society, of course
23:16:10 <crschmidt> Ah.
23:16:25 <sal_> *** sal_ is now known as sal
23:16:35 <sbp> Salstopher Swhacker
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23:19:31 <sal> sean and morbusness.
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23:21:01 <sh1mmer> Morby!
23:21:25 <Morbus> *** Morbus has quit (Client Quit)
23:21:34 <sh1mmer> :(
23:22:14 <sbp> The "eek! sh1mmer!" Effect
23:22:26 <sh1mmer> :((
23:22:27 <sbp> * sbp consoles sh1mmer with a Monty quote:
23:22:27 <Monty> Right. But yes, it all up list, then get me VM without protected memory? I use in Florida.
23:22:45 <sbp> he use in Florida! classic!
23:23:08 <sh1mmer> He is setting me a bad example.
23:23:12 <crschmidt> * crschmidt yawns.
23:23:19 <sh1mmer> * sh1mmer takes off his belt and starts warming a spoon
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23:25:41 <sh1mmer> sbp found any nice hikau's recently?
23:26:09 <sbp> hmm. I have an excellent library, but the interface and catalogue really seem to be getting worse each year. they should put a .txt file up for each book and let us Google it--it'd be far more efficient
23:26:18 <sbp> haikus? well I wrote one the other day
23:26:29 <Morbus> eh oh
23:26:31 <sbp> d8uv and I were playing the 50-characters-per-line game
23:26:37 <sbp> Morbus! you're really here this time?
23:26:48 <Morbus> i think so.
23:26:53 <sbp> sh1mmer: and he challenged me to write a haiku in that space
23:27:00 <sbp> Morbus: using the new client at home too?
23:27:15 <Morbus> i've always been using xchat at home
23:27:19 <Morbus> i'm really upset.
23:27:22 <sbp> sh1mmer: [[[
23:27:25 <Morbus> this funeral crap has put a huge dent in my schedule.
23:27:28 <sbp> [06:48] <sbp> this is really, really, really, really hard!
23:27:28 <sbp> [06:50] <d8uv> Not all that hard. See what badness I made!
23:27:30 <sbp> [06:50] <d8uv> a. b c d e? / f g h, i j k, l / m n. o p q!
23:27:30 <sbp> [06:51] <sbp> well that's not bad, but here's a rad haiku:
23:27:31 <Morbus> i haven't even gotten to read the fucking Ds yet.
23:27:32 <sbp> [06:51] <sbp> Lo d8uv: / succintitudinalised / haikuicity!
23:27:32 <sbp> [06:51] <d8uv> That indeed is incredibly, irrevokably rad.
23:27:34 <sbp> ]]]
23:27:45 <sbp> yeah, so I've seen
23:28:00 <kpreid> hm
23:28:03 <Morbus> and i've learnt i can't depend on you too ;)
23:28:08 <sbp> yeah
23:28:19 <kpreid> how about a haiku on three separate 50-character lines?
23:28:44 <sbp> that'd be rather difficult too for the opposite problem: you'd have too few syllables for the space
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23:32:34 <Morbus> * Morbus wanders off.
23:34:20 <sbp> gah, INTERFACE SUXORNESS!
23:35:57 <sbp> oh I give up
23:36:30 <Morbus> you could work on the epr4. chicken fugget
23:37:57 <sbp> .excuse
23:38:15 <sbp> <xena> sbp, some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.
23:38:41 <Morbus> * Morbus frowns and grumbles.
23:39:57 <jsled> .excuse
23:40:08 <jsled> Monty, .excuse?
23:40:08 <Monty> hello d8uv!
23:40:24 <jsled> (crapbit=Monty)
23:40:31 <Monty> oral thermometer"; "an oral thermometer"; "an oral 3. all from bone china. d8uv's cool game where AVSKSWH came back seat"
23:40:32 <sh1mmer> d8uv paid aliby.
23:41:04 <jsled> Hmmm... Monty's apparently got an oral fixation.
23:41:06 <Monty> Alright, I've volunteered myself
23:41:30 <sh1mmer> kinky bot!