00:01:11 <eaon> wow how did you get up there?
00:01:29 <crschmidt> i just rock
00:01:33 <crschmidt> maybe it was from shouting
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00:01:42 <crschmidt> google knew i was angry
00:03:10 <eaon> i just got called on skype from a french woman in germany
00:06:12 <kandinski> I get random call too
00:06:23 <kandinski> from woman in Brasil
00:06:29 <kandinski> I say I loves you!
00:06:33 <kandinski> she hyng a
00:06:36 <kandinski> p
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00:22:47 <Monty> yo BigJibby!
00:23:04 <BigJibby> 'sup Monty
00:23:07 <Monty> orgies is falsified and sick and twisted!
00:23:52 <xover> .ety garage
00:23:55 <phenny> garage: French, act of docking, garage, from garer to dock, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German biwarOn to protect -- more at WARE
00:25:55 <bancus> .ety ware
00:25:57 <phenny> ware: Middle English war, ware careful, aware, from Old English wær -- more at WARY
00:35:16 <crschmidt> .cp small.*mu
00:35:18 <phenny> 03BC: GREEK SMALL LETTER MU (μ)
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02:41:31 <crschmidt> anyone familiar with international cell rate plans?
02:49:53 <Talliesin> I'm sure someone will phone you about them soon :0
03:17:09 <crschmidt> * crschmidt heads to sleep
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04:46:12 <themaximus> .g max kelley
04:46:20 <phenny> max kelley: http://espn.go.com/boxing/columns/kellerman_max/1540409.html
04:46:27 <themaximus> garfunkel..
04:46:39 <themaximus> how does boxing get infront of my blog?
04:46:40 <themaximus> :)
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05:41:18 <BigJibby> Monty, how are you?
05:41:18 <Monty> Does that question interest you ?
05:41:49 <BigJibby> Monty, yes, very much so
05:41:51 <Monty> bazooka moves hippo, apparently.
05:42:03 <BigJibby> Monty, I would think
05:42:04 <Monty> ^picOfA dog
05:42:04 <julie> http://www.kwark.org/Gfx/2004/2004Week36/dscn7927.Ekko.jpg.html
05:54:30 <bjoern_> Do PicsOfADog interest you, Monty?
05:54:33 <Monty> http://www.bitsplitter.net/projects/sanfrancisco.dat
05:55:12 <bjoern_> Hi Monty.
05:55:15 <Monty> if (John Major == Linux) { juice grows saline battery;}
05:56:51 <bjoern_> But who cares Monty?
05:56:51 <Monty> hmz
05:57:01 <bjoern_> yes Monty exactly
05:57:03 <Monty> thermometer depends on spanner?
05:57:25 <bjoern_> Monty, maybe you should ask thermometer that?
05:57:27 <Monty> laughing-gas is over-rated and marooned.
05:58:31 <bjoern_> Are you afraid that THE END IS NEAR, Monty?
05:58:31 <Monty> Would you prefer if I weren't afraid that the end is near ?
05:58:50 <bjoern_> I am uncertain about that Monty.
05:58:54 <Monty> have unlimited data network allowing. This often inherent
05:58:59 <bjoern_> what does twe think about this?
05:59:14 <twe> And i think there is any oh noes you need it, you can even go back and think of what you think, twe?
05:59:39 <bjoern_> twe! Hi twe!
05:59:44 <twe> bjoern_: Twe twe yourself, twe.
06:00:47 <bjoern_> if (twe == Monty) { christmas tree digs dishes; }
06:00:47 <Monty> Do you wish that twe monty christmas tree digs dishes ?
06:00:53 <twe> Monty monty monty.
06:00:54 <Monty> jeffarch: do so.
06:00:57 <twe> Monty monty monty.
06:00:57 <Monty> *g
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06:09:35 <BigJibby> .g Monty twe
06:09:35 <Monty> n8 A
06:09:38 <phenny> Monty twe: http://miscoranda.com/swhack/latest
06:09:40 <Monty> wiggly Zippy scratches six buttocks!!!
06:09:42 <twe> Monty monty monty.
06:09:44 <Monty> LuRcH-esque NetBSD quiz shows.
06:09:53 <twe> Rode hard, what do you like twe at the latest in the swhack logs would significnatly increase the rate of spread.
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06:13:13 <Monty> But what does kpreid have to do with the price of fish?
06:13:15 <phenny> Hush there, Monty.
06:13:17 <Monty> gonna py2sis yet though.
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07:04:38 <BigJibby> Monty, define retard
07:04:39 <Monty> Satan == SMTP;
07:05:09 <BigJibby> twe, the sky is not blue, it's all an allusion
07:05:33 <twe> BigJibby: Twe is not blue, it's all happening organically, and i had any clue how he would like to eat ants, especially when they're all too young to know a) who he's insulting b) whether it's even an allusion.
07:06:07 <BigJibby> twe, what color are you?
07:06:37 <twe> BigJibby: I think he's just finished, {55 <./55>}) that it reminds me of the bushes and scare them off with a different color of text for what each person appends / changes ... So that way you do have a son who could ever reach me, was the overall cmd's stdin?
07:07:12 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:07:15 <BigJibby> Monty, twe's an idiot
07:07:16 <Monty> Does talking about this bother you ?
07:07:39 <twe> bjoern_: % Aardvarks are very upset that they miss the reasons we didn't conform to a printer connected over usb via cups) would be the most vibrant colors of red, orange, yellow, blue, indigo, and violet. Some naturalists have suggested, nay, admonished, that the plants also bloom.
07:07:49 <twe> Hm, i don't think twe's heard much about the roadmap being an idiot.
07:08:12 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:08:18 <twe> bjoern_: .Img blue footed booby.
07:08:25 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:08:39 <twe> bjoern_: But your conceptual compartmentalization is broken; so you're breaking a broken package management system where neither one of the blue-footed boobies.
07:08:47 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:08:49 <BigJibby> Monty, tell twe that he's blue
07:08:49 <Monty> BigJibby: Okay, I'll tell twe that next time I see them...
07:09:01 <twe> bjoern_: Not be a color code key like green = my ip; blue = someone else's.
07:09:02 <Monty> Hey twe, BigJibby asked me to tell you: that he's blue [Mon Feb 21 07:08:49 GMT 2005]
07:09:11 <twe> Are twe like a computer can simulate it) but in thinking that he's blue.
07:09:21 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:09:25 <twe> My entire online life is basically the same person could chump the same time of the twe you need.
07:09:31 <twe> I think he's in a blue moon.
07:09:39 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:09:42 <twe> bjoern_: And tell me to tell you: that he's blue [mon feb 21 07:08:49 gmt 2005.
07:09:49 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:09:51 <twe> bjoern_: And sorry, was getting blue yoshi from star road 2.
07:09:55 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:09:59 <twe> bjoern_: And sorry, was getting blue yoshi from star road 2.
07:10:04 <bjoern_> right
07:10:06 <twe> bjoern_: .Img blue footed booby.
07:10:28 <bjoern_> twe is in a blue moon
07:10:45 <twe> bjoern_: It seems like noets.cgi got all those people that want to know what they do when it comes to the moon. They discovered that in a blue moon.
07:11:02 <bjoern_> twe, that in a blue moon is twe?
07:11:15 <twe> bjoern_: And twe is a project which he declared impossible. So he's probably picking holes in a blue moon.
07:11:36 <bjoern_> twe is blue in a blue moon picking holes in a blue moon.
07:11:48 <twe> bjoern_: Him picking his nose on a date than up to the moon in my head.
07:11:54 <bjoern_> twe is blue
07:12:01 <BigJibby> twe is in the blue lagoon
07:12:11 <twe> bjoern_: Well, the fanfic thing was stolen from sbp. Based on the right is blue and green. Left is orange, purple, and yellow.
07:12:21 <twe> BigJibby: Ah, i remember seeing a main character halfway in the list in the blue lagoon.
07:12:45 <bjoern_> twe blue blue twe twe blue blue twe.
07:12:50 <twe> bjoern_: Twe twe yourself, twe.
07:12:54 <bjoern_> hehe
07:13:16 <bjoern_> twe blue is blue is blue is blue is blue in a blue moon.
07:13:33 <twe> bjoern_: % However, no proof was ever brought against me: in fact, during the dissolution of the simpsons where they make a d8uv contributed to the moon.
07:14:03 <BigJibby> * BigJibby moons twe
07:14:34 <bjoern_> twe is blues.
07:14:51 <twe> bjoern_: Huh. Upon looking, more stuff in a little harder, real folk blues, adieu, call me call me, rain, word that we should use shelve, i know.
07:15:17 <bjoern_> twe is blue.
07:15:24 <twe> bjoern_: "After the first time in a blue moon.
07:15:50 <bjoern_> twe got blue after the first time in a blue moon. twe is blue now. blue like the blue moon.
07:16:15 <twe> bjoern_: Ironically, the same time of the statement and uses eph itself as the resource identified by uri a is the emotional tone of djb's message was clear and not too close to both format and specification. As another example of it first.
07:16:27 <bjoern_> twe is moon.
07:16:35 <twe> bjoern_: Ok, then it belongs in a blue moon.
07:16:47 <bjoern_> Yes twe! You got it!
07:16:52 <twe> Twe twe yourself, twe.
07:17:13 <bjoern_> twe, willst du schmutzig Liebe machen?
07:17:21 <twe> bjoern_: [Off] hehe, bjoern_ willst du twe anst ges deutsch beibringen.
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07:20:01 <BigJibby> Monty, part
07:20:06 <Monty> chrismobile! twe's heard of Light (I know they were advertising i have 4.09.1
07:20:19 <twe> You at least go into a tirade about the banners they were advertising i have heard it is morbus.
07:23:28 <BigJibby> Monty, if a man is not a man what is he?
07:23:30 <Monty> vast Linux Format ringpiece.
07:24:06 <BigJibby> Monty, 3 + 3
07:24:08 <Monty> http://maur.shellscape.org/Maur/webcam.jpg
07:24:23 <bjoern_> Monty, scary...
07:24:23 <Monty> VCEP@Home
07:25:16 <bjoern_> Monty, how many twe do you need to change a light bulb?
07:25:17 <Monty> ha ha ha ha
07:25:21 <twe> And twe is a bulb.
07:26:20 <BigJibby> twe is blue
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07:26:36 <twe> BigJibby: Moonedit doesn't work in a blue moon. Twe is blue is blue is blue is blue in a web design firm.
07:27:41 <BigJibby> twe twe twe
07:27:46 <twe> BigJibby: Phenny: tell twe about himself.
07:28:02 <BigJibby> Phenny: tell twe about himself.
07:28:04 <phenny> BigJibby: I'll pass that on for you when twe is around.
07:28:08 <twe> Twe twe twe!
07:28:10 <phenny> twe: 07:28Z <BigJibby> tell twe about himself.
07:28:20 <twe> I'll pass that on for you when twe is a pie you can help me?
07:28:26 <twe> phenny: Hey twe, bigjibby asked me to be z.
07:31:11 <BigJibby> Hey Monty, did you see The Grudge?
07:31:12 <Monty> tav
07:31:29 <BigJibby> Monty, tell me more about this ...
07:31:29 <Monty> BigJibby: Okay, I'll tell me that next time I see them...
07:31:44 <BigJibby> Monty, look in the mirror
07:31:44 <Monty> rehi
07:31:53 <BigJibby> Monty, hi
07:31:55 <Monty> dsl ought to objects
07:32:51 <BigJibby> Monty, tu est stupid
07:32:54 <Monty> cuddles striped Richard Stallman's jellyfish...
07:35:00 <BigJibby> Monty, who's your owner? and how did you get outside?
07:35:02 <Monty> dynamic definitions
07:35:28 <BigJibby> Monty, 1.
07:35:32 <Monty> I wish I could regularly suck mezziah's miniature railway.
07:35:50 <BigJibby> Monty, suck what?
07:35:52 <Monty> nite which duplicates some Crossbar yet?
07:36:07 <BigJibby> Monty, you make no sense
07:36:11 <Monty> Maybe. I'll try to networking and I'm guessing most likely in exchange
07:36:32 <BigJibby> Monty, exchange server?
07:36:33 <Monty> .picOfA dog
07:36:51 <BigJibby> ^picOfA Monty
07:36:52 <julie> Query returned no results
07:36:52 <Monty> idjits
07:37:08 <BigJibby> ^picOfA cat
07:37:08 <julie> Query returned no results
07:38:36 <BigJibby> @headers http://microsoft.ca
07:38:38 <supybot> BigJibby: Error: Error: (-3, 'Temporary failure in name resolution')
07:38:47 <BigJibby> @headers http://microsoft.com
07:38:48 <supybot> BigJibby: Error: Error: (-3, 'Temporary failure in name resolution')
07:39:25 <BigJibby> @headers http://mattread.com
07:39:29 <supybot> BigJibby: x-powered-by: PHP/4.3.10, transfer-encoding: chunked, server: Apache, connection: close, date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:39:28 GMT, content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8, x-pingback: http://mattread.com/xmlrpc.php
07:40:39 <BigJibby> @wtf is going out
07:40:40 <supybot> BigJibby: Error: "wtf" is not a valid command.
07:41:35 <BigJibby> @lucky dog poop
07:41:37 <supybot> BigJibby: http://www.watchingyou.com/poop.html
07:41:56 <BigJibby> @lucky winky winky
07:41:58 <supybot> BigJibby: http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/winky.html
07:43:45 <BigJibby> @lucky cat nipples
07:43:47 <supybot> BigJibby: http://muttcats.com/discus/messages/17/251.html?1103137579
07:45:27 <BigJibby> Monty, Can you tell me how many nipples male cats have?
07:45:27 <Monty> You believe I can tell you how many nipples male cats have don't you ?
07:45:37 <BigJibby> Monty, I do
07:45:40 <Monty> software solutions: GroupWise, NetMail and pretention
07:45:59 <BigJibby> @lucky biggest nipples
07:46:00 <supybot> BigJibby: http://goldopp.gamestalks.com/nipples_big.html
07:47:31 <BigJibby> @lucky half man half kangaroo
07:47:35 <supybot> BigJibby: http://www.eternalanimals.com/Kangaroo.htm
07:48:45 <BigJibby> @lucky dry hump
07:48:48 <supybot> BigJibby: http://www.teenwire.com/ask/articles/as_20010810p261.asp
07:50:37 <BigJibby> Monty, Dry humping is considered a safer sex activity because no body fluids are exchanged between partners.
07:50:38 <Monty> UTc?
07:50:52 <twe> Because the only rhotic node; morbus and sbp been working on an old offshoot of amphetadesk, which is a yes!
07:51:25 <BigJibby> between
07:51:31 <twe> Celebrity== honoured and acclaimed !?!?!?!?
07:51:55 <BigJibby> false
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07:59:45 <BigJibby> @cnn Ottawa, Ontario
07:59:47 <supybot> BigJibby: Error: (-2, 'Name or service not known')
07:59:57 <BigJibby> @weather Ottawa, Ontario
07:59:59 <supybot> BigJibby: The current temperature in Ottawa, Ontario is 6 F (1:00 AM EST on February 21, 2005). Conditions: Light Snow. Humidity: 36%. Dew Point: -6 F. Pressure: 30.20 in 1023 hPa (Falling). Visibility: 12.0 miles 19.0 kilometers.
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09:50:06 <sbp> it are colds
09:52:43 <sbp> relevant Achewood: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212005
10:06:05 <Talliesin> snow!
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10:34:39 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's dmiles_afk!
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11:07:35 <Talliesin> Still snowing. Lots of snow!
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11:09:37 <Talliesin> The first time I saw the convention of adding lap to ones nick someone in the same office was talking about lap-dancing.
11:10:13 <Talliesin> There'd been a police raid on a nearby lap dancing club about illegal immigrants working there.
11:11:20 <Talliesin> Then TimBL joined #rdfig from his laptop and I had a fit of giggles
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11:30:15 <Talliesin> Hunter S Thompson shot himself yesterday!
11:30:34 <Talliesin> Every time I look at the news sites another writer is dead.
11:30:41 <Talliesin> * Talliesin develops a phobia
11:30:44 <libby> yeah I just saw that
11:30:47 <libby> :(
11:31:04 <Talliesin> *ugh* news sites! Keep them away from me! Ppl will die!
11:31:19 <Talliesin> hey libs, hows the teeth?
11:31:56 <libby> I've been sleeping on my back, that seems to help :)
11:32:08 <libby> not been to the dentist yet though
11:32:16 <Talliesin> Dentist would be a good idea.
11:32:41 <libby> yeah
11:33:26 <Talliesin> Sleeping on your back is good but can cause snoring. And whether there's anyone that would be close enough to you while you're asleep to be annoyed by that is none of my business, none the less if such a person exists they will be annoyed by it.
11:34:54 <libby> hehe
11:35:22 <libby> if there is such a person then be assured that he snores muuch more than me
11:35:35 <libby> the main problem is that I hate sleepign on my back :(
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13:02:07 <Talliesin> The web-ordered groceries have arrived, so now it's time to go to the shops and buy all the stuff we ordered that the deliver fucked up on.
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13:02:21 <Talliesin> Isn't e-commerce such a wonderful timesaver?
13:04:23 <kandinski> Talliesin, not with a whimper, but with a bang
13:04:29 <kandinski> did Doctor Gonzo go
13:04:40 <kandinski> somehow I am not all that sad. He chose to go.
13:05:35 <kandinski> * kandinski is all that sad and not fooling anyone
13:06:31 <Talliesin> I'm just afraid to look at news sites before the Harry Potter series is finished.
13:06:37 <Talliesin> It could be Rowling next.
13:07:10 <Talliesin> Seriously, every bloody time I look at one.
13:07:30 <crschmidt> fortune of the day: The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
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14:31:43 <jsled> [[[
14:31:47 <jsled> In 1970 Thompson ran for sheriff in Pitkin County, Colorado, losing by a handful of votes after campaigning for drugs to be decriminalised and Aspen to be renamed Fat City. Since his Republican opponent had a crew cut, Thompson shaved his head entirely and peppered his speeches with the phrase "my long-haired opponent".
14:32:02 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1493935,00.html
14:32:06 <jsled> heh.
14:32:42 <crschmidt> jsled: i'm on daily python url!
14:32:46 <jsled> nice!
14:33:46 <jsled> twice, in fact.
14:34:10 <jsled> though I guess for the same artifact, so 1.5 times, or something.
14:35:11 <crschmidt> well, i'm only linked once, irght?
14:35:23 <jsled> but mentioned in the text of another.
14:35:30 <crschmidt> Yah
14:35:53 <crschmidt> * crschmidt fixes a stupid bug in his code, starts looking at the other
14:36:27 <crschmidt> * crschmidt fixes other.
14:36:33 <jsled> nice.
14:53:35 <eaon> i'm pissed at apple now.
14:53:43 <eaon> they removed one of my favourite iphoto features.
14:54:11 <eaon> in '04 you could select a part of the image, zoom, and it zoomed what you selected
14:54:22 <eaon> doesn't work anymore
15:18:13 <kpreid> "Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around." -- sig quote
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15:47:00 <sbp> opponent had a crew cut: heh, heh
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15:57:22 <Monty> hey Llamab3t
15:57:49 <Llamab3t> Http://swhack.com/logs/2005-01-29#t09-36-06 and his time to read a feed you a bear instead?
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16:28:02 <sbp> ooh, snowbow
16:28:03 <sbp> http://www.goldengatephoto.com/jpeg/99NW-18-8.jpg
16:28:10 <sbp> via http://www.goldengatephoto.com/earthsky/rainbow.html
16:52:47 <crschmidt> << Wordpress Comment Spam
16:52:48 <blogbot> crschmidt: set title
16:52:59 <crschmidt> Remember that bit about comment spam? And with the new rel stuff, I wasn't getting any?
16:53:03 <crschmidt> ..
16:53:15 <crschmidt> Well, that went away last night. I'd gotten a few before that, but last night I got 90 trackback spam.
16:53:32 <crschmidt> Most of them were dumped straight to my moderation queue, but about 15 of them got onto the site.
16:53:35 <crschmidt> ..
16:53:58 <crschmidt> I got an email asking me why I had a feed with only obscenties in it for a recent comments feed. I explained the idea of spam to him. He hasn't responded.
16:54:02 <crschmidt> >>
16:54:03 <blogbot> crschmidt: published entry to http://crschmidt.net/noets/80
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17:16:51 <sbp> whee for snow
17:17:32 <JibberJim> you're weeing in the snow? I hope you're signing your name
17:17:57 <kandinski> sbp, snowing in your place of abode?
17:18:06 <crschmidt> *tons* of snow here.
17:18:09 <kandinski> oh
17:18:15 <crschmidt> kandinski: are pay-as-you-go plans common in spain?
17:18:19 <kandinski> but crschmidt, you are in boston or something
17:18:23 <kandinski> for phone?
17:18:24 <kandinski> yes
17:18:30 <kandinski> why asking?
17:18:44 <crschmidt> friend going to spain in the summer or something
17:18:48 <crschmidt> and was asking what he should do for phone
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17:19:17 <crschmidt> I offered that he might get an unlocked GSM phone, use it normally here, then drop his plan low for a month while he's in spain, grabbing a pay as you go plan with a sim card there, then giving it to someone when he was done/leaving.
17:19:20 <kandinski> ah, pay-as-you-go is good enough
17:19:26 <sbp> couldn't find the snoobird. probably at the other end of the lane
17:19:32 <kandinski> receiving is free in Spain
17:19:46 <crschmidt> ah, really? interesting
17:19:46 <kandinski> so pay-as-you-go is better than in the US where you get charged for incoming calls
17:19:50 <kandinski> your idea is very good
17:19:59 <kandinski> exactly what I did when I went to Finland
17:20:07 <crschmidt> How do pay as you go normally work? Can you walk in with your own phone and just pay for a sim?
17:20:16 <JibberJim> exactly what I've done all over the world
17:20:20 <kandinski> yes
17:20:23 <JibberJim> yes crschmidt
17:20:25 <crschmidt> cool
17:20:28 <crschmidt> Glad I was right then
17:20:49 <kandinski> the problem is if the bomb-triggering features of your phone are not supported by the network
17:21:09 <kandinski> but you can always hack your own with a python program, can't you?
17:21:27 <kandinski> oops, there goes my political career
17:21:33 <kandinski> hypothetical as it was
17:27:03 <mediovia> hey all
17:27:34 <mediovia> Sypeout might be useful for those times you don't have to be mobile
17:27:40 <mediovia> er, Skypeout
17:28:04 <mediovia> .g Skypeout
17:28:07 <phenny> Skypeout: http://www.skype.com/products/skypeout/
17:29:17 <jsled> is there an alternative to javascript's escape? That like works, and stuff?
17:29:31 <JibberJim> encodeURIComponent
17:30:11 <jsled> JibberJim: thx
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18:12:21 <Talliesin> Improper procedures by HMV. I have the new Tori Amos album a day early. Joy!
18:13:34 <sbp> hehe
18:14:10 <jsled> Hmm... anyone know common cause for "Node cannot be inserted at the specified point in the hierarchy"?
18:14:26 <jsled> [javascript dom manipulation error]
18:15:40 <sbp> blocked nodes. try beechams or lemsip
18:15:56 <deltab> which specified point?
18:15:58 <phenny> deltab: 17:42Z <sbp> tell deltab http://www.lookandread.fsnet.co.uk/stories/towers/songs.html#magic1
18:16:04 <jsled> just before a <hr id="bottom" />
18:16:13 <deltab> what node?
18:16:27 <jsled> [the weird thing is that I had this working on Sat, in slighly different circumstances]
18:16:48 <jsled> a <div>...</div> fragment obtained from the server via xmlhttprequest
18:16:54 <sbp> <sbp> what slightly different circumstances?
18:16:59 <sbp> <jsled> it was a Saturday then
18:17:36 <jsled> deltab: it was calling it generic XMLObject until I xmlns'ed it, and now it believes it's html.
18:17:40 <jsled> But still refuses to insert it.
18:18:26 <jsled> I also can't insertBefore the .firstChild, which -- as per the above -- is the div itself.
18:19:12 <jsled> Nor can I insertBefore() either importNode()'ed or clodeNode()'ed contents.
18:19:16 <jsled> sbp: heh.
18:19:18 <sbp> can you insert a different Node?
18:19:28 <sbp> just some random thing--a new Element() or whatever
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18:21:48 <jsled> huh. now it works.
18:21:51 <jsled> WTF?
18:23:00 <jsled> weird.
18:23:28 <jsled> okay ... so if I do `document.insertBefore( document.createElement("hr"), bottomHr )`, it doesn't insert an HR, but it _does_ insert my response.
18:23:32 <sbp> ask and it shall be fixed
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18:23:45 <jsled> If I move that line, however, inside a try{...} [containing the response-insertion], it doens't work.
18:24:09 <sbp> weird
18:24:10 <jsled> It's `insertBefore; try{...}` vs. `try{ insertBefore; ...}`
18:24:16 <sbp> what else is different in the code?
18:25:15 <jsled> nothing.
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18:25:53 <jsled> Now I remember why I don't do front-end stuff. :p
18:26:56 <sbp> weird. can't find anything Googling about for it...
18:27:12 <sbp> have you considered becoming a resistentialist?
18:27:33 <sbp> .g Resistentialism
18:27:41 <phenny> Resistentialism: http://www.wordsmith.org/words/resistentialism.html
18:27:55 <jsled> heh.
18:29:10 <sbp> Report on Resistentialism (toast really is out to get you^Wyour carpet): http://www.uefap.co.uk/writing/exercise/report/clatri.htm
18:29:12 <swhacker> posted 713
18:30:04 <sbp> 713::Noys carried out literally thousands of experiments, in which subjects of all ages and sexes, sitting in chairs of every conceivable kind, dropped various kinds of pencils. In only three cases did the pencil come to rest within easy reach.
18:30:37 <kandinski> no kidding
18:30:48 <kandinski> I am such a resistentialist then
18:30:57 <kandinski> stuff just out to get me, I tell yous
18:31:24 <sbp> well at least you're not plagued by a personal fall
18:31:33 <sbp> .g paranormal falls
18:31:36 <phenny> paranormal falls: http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa020700a.htm
18:32:02 <sbp> pfft, ice is at least explainable
18:32:14 <sbp> the stone ones are pretty freaky
18:32:25 <sbp> the animals ones are bizarre
18:32:35 <sbp> and the unidentified substance ones are cool
18:32:47 <sbp> mmm... non-toxic unidentified substances
18:33:09 <sbp> Fulke wrote about the frog-spawn one, I think. was it Fulke?
18:33:31 <jsled> Hmm. I don't believe this _ever_ worked, actually, and that carefully RESTful design actually prevented me from noticing.
18:33:32 <jsled> :(
18:33:39 <sbp> oh, Hunt
18:33:50 <jsled> Well, that, and the browser not telling me that a fucking JS exception was thrown!
18:34:12 <sbp> always check the JS console
18:34:24 <jsled> That's what I'm saying -- it's not in the console!
18:36:33 <sbp> oh, bleh
18:36:39 <sbp> Warning! Simpsons Spoiler Ahead:
18:36:41 <sbp> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4285287.stm
18:36:48 <sbp> (it reveals the gay character)
18:40:05 <kandinski> jsled: resistensialissms is for usssess
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18:46:32 <jsled> * jsled headslaps
18:46:56 <jsled> it has to be `<node>.parentNode.insertBefore( newChild, <node> )`, of course.
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18:59:04 <deltab> jsled: as opposed to what?
18:59:24 <jsled> <some other node>.insertBefore(...)
19:00:24 <sbp> <node>.anyRandomNodeSoLongAsItIsNotTheParentNode
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19:07:49 <deltab> jsled: what were you trying to do that didn't work?
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19:08:38 <jsled> document.insertBefore( fixedLocationHrFromDocument, divNodeFetchedFromServer )
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19:33:49 <BigJibby> Monty, shhhh!
19:33:49 <Monty> Right...
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19:59:10 <DrBacchus> [[[
19:59:13 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart everything can be blamed on El Nino or SARS.
19:59:13 <DrBacchus> sockmonk what's SARS?
19:59:13 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
19:59:13 <DrBacchus> sockmonk El Nino my kids told me about a year or two ago, but I don't remember them telling me about SARS
19:59:13 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart About two years ago it was the latest thing that was going to kill us all.
19:59:14 <DrBacchus> sockmonk Nin~o
19:59:16 <DrBacchus> sockmonk and now it just causes winter thunderstorms
19:59:20 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart Oh y
19:59:22 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart It's a new and more powerful version.
19:59:24 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart It first jumped the avia to human barrier
19:59:26 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart and now it has jumped the human to Gaia barrier.
19:59:28 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart nasty stuff that.
19:59:30 <DrBacchus> Stuttergart It also melts penguins and turns Louisiana congressmen gay.
19:59:32 <DrBacchus> ]]]
19:59:34 <DrBacchus> * DrBacchus chuckles
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20:08:50 <BigJibby> hah
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20:43:43 <mediovia> Flash repubsub - http://www.mod-pubsub.org/blog/archives/450_Flash_repubsub.html
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21:12:57 <crschmidt> alright, so now i've got almost a dozen cities in this little python app
21:18:10 <crschmidt> and people keep emailing me with more. it's kind of nuts.
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21:39:29 <PhUrl> [OT] http://rdfintrospector.blogspot.com/2005/02/why-is-tv-flashing-at-me-relaxen-und.html
21:40:10 <PhUrl> Why is the TV flashing at me?
21:40:45 <crschmidt> because you forgot to turn it off?
21:40:57 <jsled> too much LSD?
21:42:11 <PhUrl> no, never took LSD. I dont have it on, it is at my neigbors. read the blog entry :)
21:42:32 <jsled> PhUrl: is your eyesight generally good?
21:42:53 <crschmidt> PhUrl: That would require reading. There are other things that are far more important to me at the moment. like... not reading.
21:43:09 <jsled> .seen Morbus
21:43:11 <phenny> jsled: I last saw Morbus at 2005-02-18 22:40:39 UTC on #swhack
21:43:32 <PhUrl> it is not important,
21:43:41 <PhUrl> my eyesight is very good
21:56:57 <mediovia> Weird. A lazy stab: maybe the angle of viewing during a particular type of transition?
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21:59:27 <sbp> deltab: Look Around You!
22:11:24 <d8uv> * d8uv explodes
22:12:02 <crschmidt> * crschmidt explodes
22:22:24 <BigJibby> Monty, pass the chips
22:22:26 <Monty> exp when my old offshoot of junk everywhere.
22:23:06 <jsled> Hmm. Xnest + x11vnc + vnc2swf is pretty cool.
22:25:38 <crschmidt> Xnest?
22:25:47 <jsled> yeah. Nested xserver.
22:25:55 <jsled> Runs another X session in a window of you're current one.
22:26:03 <crschmidt> your. Cool.
22:26:08 <jsled> yes, thx.
22:26:17 <jsled> Which is great with the above, since I don't want to record my overall session, but something much more specific.
22:31:47 <sbp> heh, that was a particularly scary photo
22:31:59 <sbp> I liked the Mars Mission, and Rafferty
22:32:58 <deltab> Rafferty?
22:33:13 <sbp> the corvinian!
22:33:18 <deltab> ah
22:34:00 <sbp> recursonym! "Food stands for Food Options for Omnivorous Diets." - http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/programmes/food/
22:36:01 <sbp> "Never show the Slimby Slimming Picture to a dog." - http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/programmes/food/picture1.shtml
22:36:27 <deltab> Monty Python Comedy Connections next
22:36:29 <Monty> solipsis has let others skim long-distance creams,
22:37:07 <deltab> noo! not the long-stance creams!
22:37:07 <sbp> ooh
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23:06:38 <sbp> heh, heh
23:06:53 <sbp> "It was the golden age of executives--there weren't any!" - Eric Idle
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23:24:53 <Monty> lo libby
23:31:40 <sbp> yikes, tokipona.org went down
23:33:00 <d8uv> Indeed
23:39:04 <PhUrl> mediovia: i think it is not the angle. When i look a the room, and not just the TV. the curtains are blinking, the entire room is pulsating.
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23:54:29 <sbp> and wikipedia is down
23:54:36 <sbp> at least Google's still working