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01:06:05 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, def test(): return 'test'
01:06:05 <JibbyBot> function::test
01:06:07 <phenny> BigJibby: 28 Apr 17:37Z <sbp> ask BigJibby what "import noet $i" does
01:06:25 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, eval test.__doc__
01:06:25 <JibbyBot> 'Function set by BigJibby in #swhack on 04/28/06 20:56:23'
01:06:43 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, import noet 3
01:06:45 <JibbyBot> import::noets/3::"""Yahoo count return the number of yahoo search results for the given term. Usage: ,yc <search term>"""
01:07:05 <bjoern_> ,yc swhack
01:07:05 <bjoern_> .gc swhack
01:07:07 <phenny> swhack: 73,800
01:07:12 <JibbyBot> swhack: 19,600
01:07:22 <JibbyBot> swhack: 19,600
01:07:29 <bjoern_> ,yc google
01:07:29 <bjoern_> .gc google
01:07:32 <phenny> google: 2,610,000,000
01:07:36 <JibbyBot> google: 336,000,000
01:07:39 <bjoern_> ,yc yahoo
01:07:39 <bjoern_> .gc yahoo
01:07:43 <JibbyBot> google: 336,000,000
01:07:44 <phenny> yahoo: 1,700,000,000
01:07:50 <JibbyBot> yahoo: 558,000,000
01:07:57 <JibbyBot> yahoo: 558,000,000
01:08:06 <bjoern_> huh?
01:08:30 <BigJibby> phenny, tell sbp that "import noet $i" imports (with exec) the code stored in the first paragraph of the blog entry. the second para is the "docs"
01:08:32 <phenny> BigJibby: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
01:08:48 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, eval c._dispatch.pop()
01:08:48 <JibbyBot> ('PRIVMSG', <_sre.SRE_Pattern object at 0xb7c85f20>, <function yc at 0xb7aae614>)
01:09:01 <bjoern_> does it map .gc to ,yc or why two results?
01:09:25 <BigJibby> cause I define the "binding" of ,yc twice ;)
01:09:28 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, eval c._dispatch.pop()
01:09:28 <JibbyBot> ('PRIVMSG', <_sre.SRE_Pattern object at 0xb7c85f20>, <function yc at 0xb7aae41c>)
01:09:40 <bjoern_> ah, silly BigJibby
01:09:58 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, import noet 3
01:09:59 <JibbyBot> import::noets/3::"""Yahoo count return the number of yahoo search results for the given term. Usage: ,yc <search term>"""
01:10:05 <BigJibby> ,yc bjoern_
01:10:14 <JibbyBot> bjoern_: 1,720
01:12:52 <bjoern_> ,yc X3D
01:12:52 <bjoern_> .gc X3D
01:12:55 <phenny> X3D: 2,720,000
01:12:59 <JibbyBot> X3D: 462,000
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01:13:36 <bjoern_> I'd like msn count...
01:13:52 <BigJibby> phenny, tell sbp like here: http://mattread.com/noets/3
01:13:54 <phenny> BigJibby: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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01:17:05 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, def msn(m, origin, args, text, c): c.tell(args[1], m.group(1)+": "+re.search(r"Page 1 of (.+) results", urllib2.urlopen("http://search.yahoo.com/search?p="+ urllib.quote(m.group(1))).read()).group(1))
01:17:06 <JibbyBot> function::msn(m, origin, args, text, c): c.tell(args[1], m.group(1)+": "+re.search(r"Page 1 of (.+) results", urllib2.urlopen("http://search.yahoo.com/search?p="+ urllib.quote(m.group(1))).read()).group
01:17:44 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, eval c.bind(msn, PRIVMSG, r"(?i)^,msn (.+)$")
01:17:44 <JibbyBot> None
01:17:51 <BigJibby> ,msn bjoern_
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01:18:04 <bjoern_> :-)
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01:20:00 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, def msn(m, origin, args, text, c): c.tell(args[1], m.group(1)+": "+re.search(r"Page 1 of (.+) results", urllib2.urlopen("http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q="+ urllib.quote(m.group(1))).read()).group(1))
01:20:00 <JibbyBot> function::msn(m, origin, args, text, c): c.tell(args[1], m.group(1)+": "+re.search(r"Page 1 of (.+) results", urllib2.urlopen("http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q="+ urllib.quote(m.group(1))).read()).group
01:20:05 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, eval c.bind(msn, PRIVMSG, r"(?i)^,msn (.+)$")
01:20:05 <JibbyBot> None
01:20:09 <BigJibby> ,msn test
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01:20:32 <BigJibby> I give up
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01:27:03 <sbp> BigJibby: oh, I see. that's very nifty
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01:30:30 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, import noet 4
01:30:32 <JibbyBot> import::noets/4::"""MSN Count returns the total number of msn search result for the given term. Usage: ,msn <search term>"""
01:31:03 <BigJibby> ,msn BigJibby
01:31:07 <JibbyBot> BigJibby: 902
01:31:09 <BigJibby> .g BigJibby
01:31:11 <phenny> BigJibby: http://mattread.com/
01:31:36 <BigJibby> .gc BigJibby
01:31:38 <phenny> BigJibby: 9,590
01:33:31 <sbp> you could use a string slice to prevent flooding
01:33:42 <sbp> .eval 'imagine this were some very long text that went on and on'
01:33:44 <phenny> 'imagine this were some very long text that went on and on'
01:33:46 <sbp> .eval 'imagine this were some very long text that went on and on'[:15]
01:33:48 <phenny> 'imagine this we'
01:34:39 <BigJibby> ooh, cool
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02:09:58 <BigJibby> .compare color colour
02:10:01 <phenny> color (1,370,000,000), colour (238,000,000)
02:10:32 <BigJibby> hmm. I would have thought the other way around
02:10:45 <BigJibby> actually, css' spelling is color
02:11:54 <BigJibby> .gc color -css
02:11:57 <phenny> color -css: 1,240,000,000
02:15:16 <BigJibby> .compare *our *or
02:15:20 <phenny> *or (15,380,000,000), *our (10,010,000,000)
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04:24:12 <thelsdj> ahhaha helpwinthisbet.com is over 8 million hits now
04:25:19 <sbp> oh man. fivesome!
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04:58:06 <sbp> has anyone tried cracking smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz?
04:58:41 <sbp> cf. http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/27/1214242
04:58:51 <sbp> .gc smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz
04:58:53 <phenny> smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz: 0
05:00:11 <sbp> odd. I get Personalized Results 1 - 24 of about 172 for smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz
05:02:12 <sbp> hmph. and I get 172 using local phenny code
05:02:18 <sbp> .gc smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz
05:02:21 <phenny> smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz: 0
05:02:23 <sbp> weird
05:02:24 <BigJibby> ,yc smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz
05:02:24 <sbp> .g smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz
05:02:27 <phenny> smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz: sorry, no results were found.
05:02:32 <JibbyBot> smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz: 87
05:02:49 <thelsdj> yea i got 172 also
05:03:03 <sbp> .gc test
05:03:06 <phenny> test: 2,110,000,000
05:03:27 <thelsdj> it decrypts to: Jackie Fisher, who are you? Dreadnought
05:03:36 <sbp> heh. oh yeah?
05:03:42 <thelsdj> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/28/da_vinci_decrypt/
05:04:14 <sbp> ha, awesome
05:04:18 <sbp> thanks
05:06:55 <sbp> so it looks like it was rot'd by the number in the fib. seq.
05:10:22 <thelsdj> ah right
05:11:23 <sbp> oh, negative rot
05:12:22 <sbp> hmm, nope. hehe
05:12:33 <thelsdj> why not?
05:12:41 <thelsdj> except the first 2 chars that seems right
05:12:46 <sbp> it comes out wrong unless my script is wrong
05:13:11 <thelsdj> hrm ya
05:14:10 <thelsdj> what if you alternate forward and reverse?
05:14:33 <thelsdj> 2 back 3 forward?
05:14:38 <sbp> oh man
05:14:58 <sbp> well, let's find the offsets perhaps first
05:16:28 <thelsdj> ya 0 0 -2 +2 +4 +7 hrm not seeing a pattern there
05:17:51 <sbp> >>> list(offsets('Jaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz', 'JackieFisherwhoareyouDreadnought'))
05:17:51 <sbp> [0, 0, 2, -2, -4, 19, 14, 6, 0, 12, 11, 1, -22, -5, -8, 17, -13, -4, -12, 2, 2, 2, -7, -4, 3, 12, -1, 2, 5]
05:17:51 <sbp> >>>
05:18:26 <sbp> .eval len('Jaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz') len('JackieFisherwhoareyouDreadnought')
05:18:29 <phenny> SyntaxError: invalid syntax (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/admin.py", line 63, in f_eval)
05:18:33 <sbp> .eval len('Jaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz'), len('JackieFisherwhoareyouDreadnought')
05:18:36 <phenny> TypeError: not all arguments converted during string formatting (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/admin.py", line 63, in f_eval)
05:18:41 <sbp> hmm?
05:18:50 <sbp> .eval str((len('Jaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz'), len('JackieFisherwhoareyouDreadnought')))
05:18:53 <phenny> '(29, 32)'
05:19:01 <sbp> they're not even the same lengths
05:19:24 <thelsdj> what about the solution with formatting
05:19:30 <thelsdj> and smithcode on the code?
05:20:15 <thelsdj> .eval str((len('smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz'), len('Jackie Fisher, who are you? Dreadnought')))
05:20:20 <sbp> hmm, someone reports smithycodeJaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzviMi
05:20:27 <sbp> eval len('smithycodeJaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzviMi')
05:20:31 <sbp> .eval len('smithycodeJaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzviMi')
05:20:34 <phenny> 44
05:20:34 <sbp> .eval str((len('smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz'), len('Jackie Fisher, who are you? Dreadnought')))
05:20:37 <phenny> '(38, 39)'
05:20:42 <sbp> that'd be too long, but...
05:21:06 <sbp> .eval len('JaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzviMi')
05:21:09 <phenny> 34
05:21:26 <sbp> perhaps it's 'Jaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzvi'
05:22:17 <sbp> we suck. we have the cipher and the plaintext and an indication of how it was done!
05:23:14 <sbp> "Some arithmetic gymnastics based in the sequence was used to rearrange the italicised letters in Smith's judgment to decrypt them."
05:23:20 <sbp> hmm, to *rearrange* them
05:24:08 <thelsdj> can you easily sort the strings alphabetically?
05:25:12 <sbp> thelsdj: http://patterico.com/2006/04/27/4510/da-vinci-code-decision-code-a-lame-waste-of-time/
05:25:18 <sbp> -> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2155362,00.html
05:25:25 <sbp> -> http://www.thesmithycode.com/
05:26:16 <sbp> .eval 'smithycodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz' == 'smithycodeJaeiextostgpsacgreamqwfkadpmqzv'
05:26:18 <phenny> False
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05:26:36 <sbp> the latter is said to be the right one
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05:28:19 <sbp> "The real Fibonacci Sequence would keep getting bigger, but the Smithonacci sequence resets after hitting 21"
05:28:46 <sbp> the third position was indeed meant to be negative; and every third position
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05:34:14 <thelsdj> regardless, the judge doing it in the first place is cool
05:34:18 <BigJibby> that's one weird code
05:35:01 <sbp> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2156100,00.html
05:35:03 <sbp> yeah
05:35:32 <sbp> BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4949488.stm
05:35:44 <sbp> original judgement: http://www.hmcourts-service.gov.uk/images/judgment-files/baigent_v_rhg_0406.pdf
05:42:36 <thelsdj> death from beyond
05:42:58 <sbp> hmm?
05:43:48 <thelsdj> exactly
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06:15:10 <BigJibby> .wik spf record
06:15:14 <phenny> "In computing, Sender Policy Framework (SPF) is an extension to the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol (SMTP)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sender_Policy_Framework
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09:23:23 <JibberJim> now they've planted drugs on the Defence minister...
09:23:46 <JibberJim> I guess they're getting everyone in a spot of bother so no-one can resign...
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10:28:50 <Monty> hi Arnia
10:29:19 <Arnia> ... mebbee
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13:21:37 <Monty> hi _johannes, how ya doing?
13:21:40 <phenny> Monty: shh, don't let anyone know you're around!
13:21:42 <Monty> shining mild chocolate.
13:32:06 <bjoern_> Monty!
13:32:09 <Monty> thespian meal wants Rastafarian mozarrella :(
13:32:09 <bjoern_> Monty, stats
13:32:10 <Monty> I have a vocabulary of 2335 words, 16 reminders pending, 51 outstanding welcome messages, seen 10119 different nicks and I was born on Sat Apr 29 10:23:49 BST 2006
13:32:22 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
13:32:22 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 8, 7, 6, 4, 1. Your target is 112. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
13:32:27 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 100 + 8 + 4
13:32:27 <Monty> bjoern_: 112
13:32:31 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
13:32:31 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 7, 10, 4, 5, 4. Your target is 613. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
13:32:52 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
13:32:53 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 16 milliseconds. I found all 1719 solutions in about 262 milliseconds.
13:32:54 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (7+5)*50 + 10 + 4
13:32:55 <Monty> ibot (7 + 6 + 1)*8
13:32:56 <Monty> bjoern_: 614
13:33:01 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
13:33:03 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 55 milliseconds. I found all 10 solutions in about 199 milliseconds.
13:33:04 <Monty> ibot ((50 - 10)*4 - 5)*4 - 7
13:33:13 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
13:33:13 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 9, 8, 10, 5, 1. Your target is 419. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
13:33:28 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 5*75
13:33:28 <Monty> bjoern_: 375
13:33:42 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
13:33:44 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 5 milliseconds. I found all 60 solutions in about 202 milliseconds.
13:33:45 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 5*(75+10)
13:33:46 <Monty> ibot (8*5 + 1)*10 + 9
13:33:47 <Monty> bjoern_: 425
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17:49:12 <thelsdj> i should really write about oblivion more on my blog, thats what most of my search engine referers are related to, though that would require me to actually play it some more
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18:16:28 <sbp> boing
18:19:33 <bjoern_> D4 B01NG !
18:19:43 <bjoern_> wtf, 2009 already?
18:20:14 <bjoern_> I got up, then did some math stuff, and now it's getting dark outside...
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18:33:27 <deltab> apparently Mickey is a companion now
18:33:36 <deltab> Doctor Who starts in a couple of seconds
18:33:41 <deltab> i.e. now
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18:44:14 <JibberJim> Mickey called Rose back...
18:44:25 <JibberJim> he ain't a companion yet...
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19:08:21 <JibberJim> K9 kicking arse!
19:16:41 <JibberJim> OMG they killed K9!
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19:27:43 <Monty> bah, it's Uviz again
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20:15:00 <bancus> JibberJim: SHUT UP
20:15:06 <bancus> Not all of us are in the UK. :(
20:15:17 <JibberJim> The K9 was in all the previews!
20:15:21 <bancus> I know that.
20:15:25 <bancus> But him dying wasn't.
20:15:50 <JibberJim> yeah, but what does dieing mean when you're a robot dog?
20:15:56 <bancus> how should I know
20:16:08 <bancus> It's still more of the plot than I'd know.
20:16:16 <JibberJim> it was quite a good episode, I recommend it
20:16:28 <bancus> as soon as I can
20:36:58 * sbp works out his Erdos number
20:37:12 <JibberJim> 7
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20:37:33 <sbp> nah. looks like 8, which is not all that great, but it's the same as Schroedinger
20:37:38 <sbp> or is yours 7, Jim?
20:37:45 <JibberJim> I've no idea what it is
20:37:48 <sbp> heh
20:37:49 <JibberJim> how do you work it out?
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20:37:59 <sbp> check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number
20:38:10 <sbp> basically is the number of hops you are away from Paul Erdos
20:38:15 <sbp> who was a mathematician
20:38:20 <sbp> the links are "authored a paper with"
20:38:34 * JibberJim has authored no papers
20:38:35 <sbp> danbri has 6 and libby 7
20:38:40 <JibberJim> my erdos number is infinite!
20:38:43 <sbp> ooh
20:38:48 <sbp> yeah, there are a few with infinity
20:39:12 <JibberJim> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Erd%C5%91s_number_2
20:39:16 <sbp> (a few even with papers, I mean. some even won the mathematical prize and have infinite)
20:39:36 <JibberJim> why isn't there a wikipedia article with a list of people with an erdos number number of 7 ...
20:39:44 <sbp> heh
20:39:52 <sbp> that'd be neat, but big
20:39:53 <JibberJim> you could add yourself sbp`
20:39:55 <JibberJim> start it!
20:39:59 <sbp> hehe
20:40:03 <JibberJim> it's a wiki, put you and libby in !
20:40:09 <sbp> I don't even have a Wikipedia article!
20:40:12 <sbp> nor does libby
20:40:58 <JibberJim> sbp is the person with the mysterious middle name, well let it be mysterious no more it's ...!
20:42:28 <sbp> yeah, that'd be scary. if someone put it on Wikipedia I couldn't easily edit it out :-)
20:42:30 <JibberJim> rats my RDF Parser doesn't work with the BBC open foaf :-(
20:42:34 <sbp> I'd have to ask d8uv to vandalise it for me
20:42:41 <sbp> open foaf?
20:42:56 <sbp> .eval unicode('\xC5\x91', 'utf-8')
20:42:56 <phenny> u'\u0151'
20:42:59 <JibberJim> the open.bbc.co.uk catalogue foaf
20:43:02 <sbp> .cp ^0151
20:43:03 <phenny> 0151: LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH DOUBLE ACUTE (ő)
20:43:15 <JibberJim> but it doesn't error, I just get no triples, that's very odd
20:43:34 <sbp> got a better link? to a specific file?
20:43:46 <JibberJim> http://open.bbc.co.uk/catalogue/xml/contributor/105117
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20:44:03 <sbp> oh right. the catalogue is fricking awesome
20:44:06 <sbp> well done MattB
20:44:21 <sbp> whazzup with your parser? any idea?
20:44:22 <JibberJim> but it doesn't parse :-(
20:45:52 <JibberJim> oops yes it does
20:46:26 <JibberJim> phenny, tell jibberjim to see how many triples were returned after it was parsed, not before
20:46:26 <phenny> You can tell yourself that.
20:46:39 <JibberJim> yeah but you'd beat it into me better!
20:49:18 <sbp> oh I see what you mean now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedians_by_Erd%C5%91s_number
20:49:22 <sbp> by User
20:49:23 <sbp> cool
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20:53:08 <JibberJim> gr
20:53:22 <JibberJim> so only some of the foaf files have the isPrimaryTopic link in :-(
20:55:11 <JibberJim> phenny, ask mattb why do only some of the open bbc foaf files have isPrimaryTopicOf in it?
20:55:14 <phenny> JibberJim: I'll pass that on when mattb is around.
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20:56:45 <JibberJim> woohoo it works
20:56:56 <JibberJim> widgnaut at the BBC works...
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21:08:06 <Monty> hi yoz
21:08:47 <BigJibby> Monty's back!
21:08:49 <Monty> I reckon Weetabix + city = enormous Snowman's Land!
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21:19:58 <Monty> howdy, est
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21:40:54 <Monty> lo JibbyBot
21:40:55 <JibbyBot> howdy, Monty
21:40:57 <Monty> danbri has a 24 hour delay if it for?
21:42:53 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
21:42:53 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 9, 2, 4, 8, 9. Your target is 652. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
21:43:13 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 9*(75-4)
21:43:13 <Monty> bjoern_: 639
21:43:16 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 9*(75-2)
21:43:16 <Monty> bjoern_: 657
21:43:23 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
21:43:24 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 1 milliseconds. I found all 178 solutions in about 189 milliseconds.
21:43:26 <Monty> ibot 9*8*9 + 4
21:43:31 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 9*(75-2) - (9-4)
21:43:31 <Monty> bjoern_: 652
21:44:12 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
21:44:12 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 7, 3, 9, 3, 10. Your target is 543. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
21:44:29 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (7*3)*25
21:44:29 <Monty> bjoern_: 525
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21:44:42 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
21:44:43 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (3*10-7)*25
21:44:44 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 22 milliseconds. I found all 86 solutions in about 188 milliseconds.
21:44:45 <Monty> ibot (9 + 3 + 10)*25 - 7
21:44:47 <Monty> bjoern_: 575
21:45:03 <bjoern_> young Monty is a bit quick
21:45:03 <Monty> :|
21:45:06 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
21:45:06 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 4, 9, 8, 7, 5. Your target is 644. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
21:45:36 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
21:45:38 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 5 milliseconds. I found all 85 solutions in about 185 milliseconds.
21:45:39 <Monty> ibot (9 + 7)*8*5 + 4
21:46:51 <bancus> then I got cable with like 300KB/sec, and that was nuts too
21:46:55 <bancus> er
21:47:02 * bancus shrugs
21:47:13 <bancus> and the cable has been speeding up ever since
21:47:26 <bancus> I can get 700-900KB/sec steady if I hit the right places
21:47:40 <bancus> a lot of places either can't push that much, or there's a link between that's limiting
21:49:42 <bjoern_> imagine how much p0rn you could watch
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21:50:39 <bancus> imagine how much p0rn I *do* watch
21:50:48 <bjoern_> I better don't do that.
21:50:51 <bancus> hell, most of my porning goes on at work, but oddly that connection is slower
21:52:33 <sbp> bancus: what are the "right places"? got any good sites for testing maximum bandwidth?
21:58:35 <sbp> .cp middle dot
21:58:39 <phenny> 00B7: MIDDLE DOT (·)
21:58:42 <phenny> 013F: LATIN CAPITAL LETTER L WITH MIDDLE DOT (Ŀ)
21:58:45 <phenny> 0140: LATIN SMALL LETTER L WITH MIDDLE DOT (ŀ) [...]
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22:02:50 <Monty> hi yoz, how ya doing?
22:02:52 <phenny> Monty: shh, don't let anyone know you're around!
22:02:54 <Monty> adores lads?!
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22:20:09 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
22:20:09 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 2, 9, 3, 5, 6. Your target is 546. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
22:20:39 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
22:20:41 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 5 milliseconds. I found all 273 solutions in about 198 milliseconds.
22:20:42 <Monty> ibot (9*5*6 + 3)*2
22:20:44 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
22:20:44 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 2, 6, 1, 3, 7. Your target is 506. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
22:21:00 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (7+3)*50+6
22:21:00 <Monty> bjoern_: 506
22:21:02 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
22:21:03 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 2, 5, 10, 4, 6. Your target is 456. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
22:21:14 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
22:21:15 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 10 milliseconds. I found all 48 solutions in about 210 milliseconds.
22:21:17 <Monty> ibot (3 + 7)*50 + 6
22:21:21 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (6+2+10)*25
22:21:21 <Monty> bjoern_: 450
22:21:33 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
22:21:34 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 12 milliseconds. I found all 69 solutions in about 199 milliseconds.
22:21:36 <Monty> ibot (25*4 - 10)*5 + 6
22:21:39 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
22:21:39 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 5, 9, 2, 3, 2. Your target is 847. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
22:22:09 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
22:22:10 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
22:22:13 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (100-3-2)*9
22:22:13 <Monty> bjoern_: 855
22:22:17 <bjoern_> right
22:22:18 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
22:22:18 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 3, 4, 6, 1, 6. Your target is 681. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
22:22:43 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 6*6*(25-4)
22:22:43 <Monty> bjoern_: 756
22:22:47 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 6*6*(25-4-3)
22:22:47 <Monty> bjoern_: 648
22:22:49 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
22:22:50 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 39 milliseconds. I found all 68 solutions in about 213 milliseconds.
22:22:52 <Monty> ibot (4*6 + 3)*25 + 6
22:22:57 <bjoern_> Monty, stone
22:22:57 <Monty> I chose paper - I win! :o)
22:23:05 <bjoern_> Monty, stats
22:23:05 <Monty> I have a vocabulary of 2710 words, 16 reminders pending, 51 outstanding welcome messages, seen 10127 different nicks and I was born on Sat Apr 29 10:23:49 BST 2006
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22:44:10 <bancus> sbp: I usually use kernel.org
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22:52:46 <JibberJim> - http://adactio.com/journal/1124 aha see I know that's a trick question, fish would be clean animals so there'd be 7 of them!
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23:06:32 <Monty> bah, it's Arnia again
23:06:45 <Arnia> Charming Monty
23:06:47 <Monty> one or rss 1.1 /
23:12:23 <Kragen> rifk
23:13:25 <Arnia> Rifkamasation
23:17:28 <sbp> boing
23:17:34 <sbp> .compare nontheless nonetheless
23:17:37 <phenny> nonetheless (111,000,000), nontheless (467,000)
23:17:58 <Arnia> .compare rifk kifk
23:18:01 <phenny> kifk (29,300), rifk (19,600)
23:18:23 <JibberJim> .compare "none the less" "nonetheless"
23:18:26 <phenny> "nonetheless" (89,900,000), "none the less" (8,240,000)
23:19:01 <Arnia> .compare nevertheless "never the less"
23:19:04 <phenny> nevertheless (160,000,000), "never the less" (1,630,000)
23:19:33 <Kragen> .compare rifk rofl
23:19:35 <phenny> rofl (11,700,000), rifk (19,600)
23:19:58 <Arnia> .compare sbp d8uv
23:20:01 <phenny> sbp (5,390,000), d8uv (24,400)
23:20:05 <sbp> WINNAR
23:20:12 <sbp> in your face d8uv
23:20:17 <sbp> IN FACE
23:20:32 * Arnia sends K9 after sbp
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23:21:31 <Monty> Thank goodness, JimJibber is back!
23:21:33 <phenny> Be quiet, Monty.
23:21:36 <Monty> bot that supybot (84,200), motleybot doesn't want to love!
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23:23:54 <sbp> K9 would just be all "yo" and I'd be all "yo" and we would hang
23:26:14 <Arnia> "Affirmative master"
23:26:17 <d8uv> .rate sbp
23:26:25 <phenny> "sbp": 93.1% (8,390 rocks; 119,000 rules; 7,730 sucks; 1,710 blows)
23:26:35 <Arnia> .rate d8uv
23:26:36 <d8uv> .rate "a bucket of shit"
23:26:42 <phenny> "d8uv": 65.86% (202 rocks; 998 rules; 523 sucks; 99 blows)
23:26:43 <phenny> "a bucket of shit": 63.75% (15 rocks; 14,300 rules; 7,140 sucks; 1,000 blows)
23:26:51 <Arnia> .rate Arnia
23:26:55 <sbp> d8uv narrowly beats a bucket of shit
23:26:58 <phenny> "Arnia": 90.07% (1,000 rocks; 9,960 rules; 940 sucks; 268 blows)
23:27:00 <d8uv> I'm barely better than a bucket of shit
23:27:40 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Newsflash: d8uv is barely better than a bucket of shit"
23:27:49 <sbp> I almost accidentally did that in #swig
23:27:53 <sbp> that would so not have been good
23:28:25 <Arnia> Cutting looks abound
23:28:31 * Arnia cuts diamonds with them
23:28:48 <d8uv> Good idea
23:30:24 * d8uv awaits k-line
23:31:48 <Kragen> .rate kragen-sitaker
23:31:55 <phenny> "kragen-sitaker": 61.17% (71 rocks; 471 rules; 303 sucks; 41 blows)
23:31:56 <Kragen> .rate xentrac
23:32:03 <phenny> "xentrac": 40.91% (2 rocks; 7 rules; 12 sucks; 1 blows)
23:32:04 <Kragen> 303 sucks? that surprises me
23:32:08 <bancus> that was a good ep
23:32:10 <d8uv> .rate semen
23:32:17 <phenny> "semen": 55.36% (499,000 rocks; 1,080,000 rules; 881,000 sucks; 392,000 blows)
23:32:31 <bancus> .rate pop
23:32:33 <d8uv> Surprising. Semen rules more than it blows
23:32:38 <phenny> "pop": 46.99% (1,540,000 rocks; 18,600 rules; 18,100 sucks; 1,740,000 blows)
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23:45:21 <bjoern_> .rate white
23:45:28 <phenny> "white": 14.07% (229,000 rocks; 56,500 rules; 13,700 sucks; 1,730,000 blows)
23:45:41 <bjoern_> .rate orange
23:45:47 <phenny> "orange": 0.86% (20,100 rocks; 9,220 rules; 1,940,000 sucks; 1,450,000 blows)
23:46:00 <bjoern_> .rate purple
23:46:01 <Arnia> .rate t-mobile
23:46:06 <Arnia> .rate O2
23:46:06 <phenny> "purple": 1.55% (21,000 rocks; 871 rules; 2,190 sucks; 1,390,000 blows)
23:46:09 <phenny> "t-mobile": 95.76% (488,000 rocks; 1,480,000 rules; 9,790 sucks; 77,300 blows)
23:46:13 <phenny> "O2": 71.41% (725 rocks; 1,550,000 rules; 521,000 sucks; 99,900 blows)
23:46:20 <bjoern_> .rate black
23:46:27 <phenny> "black": 85.2% (259,000 rocks; 52,200 rules; 9,340 sucks; 44,700 blows)
23:46:29 <bjoern_> .rate Arnia
23:46:36 <phenny> "Arnia": 90.07% (1,000 rocks; 9,960 rules; 940 sucks; 268 blows)
23:46:49 <bjoern_> .rate Paris Hilton
23:46:56 <phenny> "Paris Hilton": 88.02% (861,000 rocks; 1,390,000 rules; 13,500 sucks; 293,000 blows)
23:47:30 <Arnia> HUZZAH!
23:47:49 <bjoern_> right, Paris blows more than you do...
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23:49:53 <Arnia> And I blow a lot...
23:49:58 * Arnia hides
23:50:41 <bjoern_> .rate porn
23:50:48 <phenny> "porn": 35.25% (854 rocks; 36,500 rules; 43,800 sucks; 24,800 blows)
23:50:55 <bjoern_> .rate p0rn
23:51:00 <bancus> .rate pr0n
23:51:02 <phenny> "p0rn": 58.5% (19,700 rocks; 105,000 rules; 81,000 sucks; 7,450 blows)
23:51:07 <phenny> "pr0n": 59.05% (229,000 rocks; 724,000 rules; 606,000 sucks; 55,000 blows)
23:51:24 <bancus> .rate libpr0n
23:51:31 <phenny> "libpr0n": 74.72% (136 rocks; 603 rules; 135 sucks; 115 blows)
23:52:35 <chimezie> .wik feng shui
23:52:37 <phenny> "Feng shui or fengshui (Simplified Chinese: 风水; Traditional Chinese: 風水; Pinyin: fēngshuǐ; IPA: /fɤŋ ʂueɪ/ listen (help·info)) is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to attempt to achieve harmony with the environment that [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui
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