00:00:13 <sbp> .ety copacetic
00:00:15 <phenny> "1919, but it may have origins in 19c. Amer.Eng." - http://etymonline.com/?term=copacetic
00:00:16 <sbp> .reload etymology
00:00:18 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.etymology' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/etymology.py'> (version: 2006-05-01 23:49:12)
00:00:19 <sbp> .ety copacetic
00:00:21 <phenny> "1919, but it may have origins in 19c. Amer.Eng. Southern black speech." - http://etymonline.com/?term=copacetic
00:00:31 <Morbus> .rand 6
00:00:42 <bjoern_> Monty, random
00:00:42 <Monty> Random number: 69
00:00:46 <phenny> Morbus: 3.981739481739487195719587193571
00:00:50 <Morbus> I need a range.
00:00:53 <Morbus> .range 1-6
00:01:00 <phenny> Morbus: 5
00:01:04 <Morbus> thanks bitch
00:01:05 <Morbus> .range 1-6
00:01:09 <phenny> Morbus: 2
00:01:16 * crschmidt wonders if Morbus realizes that's just sbp :p
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00:01:22 <Morbus> I will never show fear
00:01:28 <sbp> hehe
00:01:43 <Morbus> sbp, aeonite: character posted: http://www.gamegrene.com/node/618#comment-39684
00:01:47 <sbp> ooh
00:02:08 <sbp> "(Nuh uh! I called it first!)"
00:02:20 <Morbus> :)
00:02:26 <deltab> sbp: is .ety using a list of abbreviations?
00:02:31 <sbp> okay, I should work on mine
00:02:34 <sbp> deltab: it is indeed
00:02:37 <sbp> .g etymology.py
00:02:40 <phenny> sbp: http://inamidst.com/phenny/modules/etymology.py
00:02:48 * sbp updates it
00:03:08 <sbp> there
00:03:48 <Morbus> that should work
00:03:54 <bjoern_> .ety Morbus
00:03:56 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "Morbus". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=Morbus
00:04:00 <deltab> "Poor [-2] Acting Without Realizing How Horrible Her Performance Is"
00:04:06 <Morbus> I mod'd it already.
00:04:10 <Morbus> Poor [-2] Acting (Without Realizing How Bad She Is)
00:04:22 <deltab> so she does realize?
00:04:38 <sbp> hmm, nobody chose Mahoutsukai?
00:04:55 <Morbus> well, deltab, it all depends on how much of a delimiter you treat the [-2] as, yes.
00:05:18 <sbp> is aeonite around?
00:05:27 <Morbus> he was a few hours ago.
00:05:29 <Morbus> ntch
00:05:33 <aeonite> I am present in spirit
00:05:37 <sbp> he linked me to... ah, hi!
00:05:49 <sbp> you sent me a link to details about the new PDF, but I can't find the PDF itself from that link
00:05:57 <deltab> I read that as saying that in the quality of "Acting (Without Realizing How Bad She Is)", she is Poor
00:05:59 <sbp> is it in the same place as the original download location, perhaps?
00:06:07 <Morbus> y
00:06:33 <sbp> ta
00:06:36 <aeonite> did you download it from rpgnow?
00:06:39 * sbp accesses the SUPER SCKETIR URI
00:06:43 <sbp> aeonite: yeah
00:06:44 <Morbus> aeonite: incidentally, i cou;dn't find the 1.0.1 on the title page. I had to check another fix to ensure I had the latest.
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00:07:06 <aeonite> I should have sent you a link from within rpgnow to the updated version sbp. check your spam maybe?
00:07:22 <deltab> if she had a Good rating in that quality, would she be bad at acting and well aware of it?
00:07:25 <aeonite> Morbus: the 1.0.1 is in the bottom right corner. I was torn between making it prominent or not.
00:07:27 <sbp> no that did not happen
00:07:48 <Morbus> aeonite: like, visibly tiny?
00:07:58 <Morbus> i see nothink.
00:07:59 <sbp> you sent me a link to the changelist
00:08:11 <aeonite> It would have been a separate email.
00:08:17 <aeonite> Methinks rpgnow is not behaving.
00:08:34 <Morbus> aeonite: yeah, i didn't receive the update email either. I just redownloaded the previous link.
00:08:43 <aeonite> The key tell for the updated version is that the Quick Reference Sheet is at the back of the file instead of the front.
00:08:44 <sbp> well the zips have different md5sums
00:08:54 <sbp> so I guess my new download of the same link is indeed updated, a la Morb
00:08:54 <Morbus> aeonite: yeah, that's how i checked too.
00:09:14 <deltab> do qualities have asttributes of their own?
00:09:17 <aeonite> I'm not sure how redownloading works. Let's test this theory right now though.
00:09:30 <aeonite> moment...
00:09:34 <Morbus> deltab: qualities takes the place of atrtributes, skills, etc., etc.
00:09:53 <Morbus> they are measured in 5 ranks, which have names, and a range of -2 to +2
00:10:23 <sbp> Fill Bill... chuckle
00:10:54 <deltab> ah, so the text is the name of the rank, and the quality isn't named?
00:11:13 <Morbus> no, only Poor [-2] is the rank indication.
00:11:24 <Morbus> the rest is the name of the quality.
00:11:31 <aeonite> email sent to Morbus
00:11:46 <aeonite> if that download link pulls down the old one, it means rpgnow messed up and did not update my file
00:11:47 <Morbus> received
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00:12:09 <aeonite> in which case I will update it later again and bite some heads off
00:13:09 <Morbus> and it's the right one.
00:13:16 <sbp> ah, I see why you needed a range now. rolling for your name
00:13:22 <Morbus> for my honor, actually
00:13:25 <Morbus> i picked my name manually
00:13:54 <Morbus> sbp: the sad thing is, my dice box is literally right behind me.
00:14:05 <Morbus> but then i'd have to open up the book case doors, open the box, and then roll.
00:14:06 <aeonite> sbp give me an email address. my list is at home.
00:14:08 * Morbus shivers.
00:14:09 <Morbus> <>g
00:14:37 * Morbus is half-considering buying D&D 3.5 core and some FR books.
00:14:38 <sbp> .eval str((__import__('random').randrange(1, 7), __import__('random').randrange(1, 7)))
00:14:40 <phenny> '(5, 2)'
00:14:41 <sbp> .eval str((__import__('random').randrange(1, 7), __import__('random').randrange(1, 7)))
00:14:44 <phenny> '(5, 3)'
00:14:53 <Morbus> those are kinda odd rolls.
00:14:54 <Morbus> same thing i got.
00:15:21 <sbp> yeah. cool name though
00:15:55 <Ash> eval __import__.(__import).__name__
00:17:25 <est> eval __export__('Ash')
00:18:14 <Ash> stop exporting me!
00:18:39 <Ash> ASH: NOT FOR EXPORT
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00:21:28 <sbp> aeonite: so, I picked Mahoutsukai but now that's messing me up since it's not in the Quick Reference. advice?
00:22:17 <sbp> I will be the one who sucks at this and gets it all wrong and generally drags the thing into the earth, so I will attempt to manage it in the most comical fashion possible
00:22:24 <aeonite> of course.
00:22:31 <aeonite> You basically get the following qualities
00:22:38 <aeonite> Ninja [0]
00:22:48 <aeonite> Ninja Magic [+2]
00:22:53 <aeonite> X [+2]
00:22:56 <aeonite> Y [+2]
00:22:59 <aeonite> Z [-2]
00:23:16 <aeonite> x y and z are any qualities you like that would define your character, with the -2 being a weakness
00:23:17 <sbp> where X, Y, and Z are variables I pick, I assume? thanks
00:23:37 <sbp> okay. so how did you derive that? is there any way I could've done the same by being more observant?
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00:24:11 <aeonite> If you read through the character creation chapter you get the basic equation, which is NInja at [0], 6 ranks of strengths, and 2 ranks of weakness.
00:24:17 <sbp> apart from the fact that all the titles in the quick reference follow that pattern...
00:24:24 <sbp> gotcha
00:24:31 <aeonite> 6 ranks of strengths generally splits into 3 skills at +2, but it doesn't HAVE to
00:24:40 <aeonite> and one of those three skills at +2 is generally your career skill
00:24:46 <aeonite> Chef, Driver, or in this case Ninja Magic
00:24:46 <thelsdj> damn ninja burger looks awsome, sucks i missed out on roll call
00:25:00 <aeonite> all of these are just suggestions though
00:25:09 <aeonite> you can be a magician without any ninja magic strength
00:25:16 <aeonite> it's just going to be harder
00:25:30 <sbp> a kind of bush league ninja magician
00:25:46 <aeonite> yes. one of the gameplay options actually has everyone start out with Ninja [-2]
00:25:52 <aeonite> as novice trainees who botch everything they do
00:26:01 <aeonite> but I'm not doing that here because while comedic you would all die
00:26:40 <sbp> heh, heh
00:26:49 <bjoern_> hmm, Hyperlink 2.0, http://thedailywtf.com/forums/70666/ShowPost.aspx
00:26:55 <aeonite> a good rule of thumb is to have a quality that can be used offensively and one that can be used defensively. and I mean that broadly.
00:27:08 <sbp> then it'd be like Aeon Flux though
00:27:11 <sbp> so no big deal, surely
00:27:14 <aeonite> offense is not just swords and pistols. it can be skill at debating, foul body odor, etc.
00:27:26 <Morbus> Causing A Distraction!
00:28:05 <aeonite> this is basically not a game system for rules lawyers, because interpretation is mandatory at almost every turn
00:28:22 <aeonite> so we will be making that clear by using something similar to improv comedy rules
00:29:50 <sbp> okay, so these X, Y, and Z; I can't find a reference enumerating a set of them, so I presume I just make them up a la the improv comedy and your debating/body odor notes above?
00:30:01 <thelsdj> http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2006/04/30/joss-whedon-grocery-list-garnering-huge-internet-buzz/
00:30:33 <aeonite> you just make them up, yes. use the ones shown on the quick start sheet as a guide, or simply think of some things your character might be really good (or bad) at
00:30:41 <aeonite> a good start to that is to think of what they used to do
00:30:43 <aeonite> before this job
00:30:51 <sbp> gotcha
00:30:56 <aeonite> firefighter? that's a quality, and lets you do anything a firefighter can do
00:30:56 <sbp> I'm still thinking about that
00:31:00 <aeonite> etc.
00:31:26 <aeonite> the key to improv comedy is "Never Refuse"
00:31:40 <sbp> for some reason I read "Galloping" in the Action Verb list as "Gallophing", and even looked it up
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00:32:02 <sbp> I'm kinda bummed out that it is not Gallophing. I want to Galloph
00:32:05 <aeonite> If I say "the pirate leaps on the table and knocks you to the floor", you do NOT say "no he doesn't, I'm sure footed and I would not have fallen."
00:32:12 <est> sbp: you can still galloph
00:32:14 <aeonite> Instead, you say "I roll off the floor and regain my feet."
00:32:29 <Morbus> THEN I SHOOT THE PIRATE WITH MY LAZER. HE"S DEAD
00:32:41 <sbp> I roll off of the floor and onto the street where a car helps me to regain my feet
00:32:42 <Arnia> Meh
00:32:49 <sbp> (it even rhymes)
00:33:11 <aeonite> that's the other rule, of course. never tell anyone what they're doing if you're a player.
00:33:23 <sbp> "you're playing"
00:33:24 <aeonite> The Dispatcher, of course, has some leniency since he has to describe game effects.
00:33:43 <kpreid> what are you designing?
00:33:43 <Morbus> like how i just killed that pirate with my frikkin lazers
00:34:07 <aeonite> PDQ is well suited to PBP because it encourages over-the-top activity and description. The more ninja you are, the more Upshifts you get, to a degree.
00:34:34 <sbp> kpreid: what is who designing?
00:34:47 <aeonite> afk bit. meeting.
00:34:57 * Arnia considers a sandwich to soak up the alcohol
00:35:21 <kpreid> OK, what are you discussing?
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00:35:32 <Morbus> ninja burger play by post being hosted at gamegreme.com.
00:35:36 <Morbus> of which myself and sbp are players.
00:35:49 <Morbus> and aeonite is the referee (herein called Dispatcher)
00:35:51 <kpreid> I see.
00:36:04 <Morbus> gamegrene rather
00:38:01 <sbp> whoo, I get to make up a matter of honour
00:38:21 <sbp> "I will never typo gramegrene as gamegreme."
00:38:33 <sbp> "Instead I will typo it as gramegrene."
00:38:34 <sbp> heh
00:38:42 <Morbus> hehe
00:40:06 <sbp> okay, I think I've got a good one
00:40:18 <crschmidt> #SWHACK POLL
00:40:24 <crschmidt> Who knows what a haberdashery is?
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00:40:29 <sbp> me
00:40:38 <crschmidt> Anyone who isn't insane?
00:40:42 <aeonite> hatmaker ainnit?
00:40:42 <sbp> nope
00:40:43 <crschmidt> Oh wait, I'm asking #swhack, shit
00:40:44 <crschmidt> ;)
00:40:53 <sbp> that is a milliner
00:41:02 <sbp> .compare milliner miliner
00:41:08 <phenny> milliner (887,000), miliner (26,700)
00:41:12 <sbp> SBP WINS YOU ALL
00:42:07 <jetscreamer> who doesn't know is a better question
00:42:34 <jetscreamer> milliner i believe
00:42:45 <crschmidt> Okay, so if you were going to add a place to an Open Guide -- what would you list it as, a Haberdashery, or something else?
00:43:23 * jetscreamer wonders if you have to know what kind of place
00:43:33 <jetscreamer> a milliner?
00:43:43 <jetscreamer> linen shop isn't it
00:43:48 <jetscreamer> or maker
00:43:49 <Arnia> Is it female, male etc
00:44:01 <Arnia> CURTAINS!
00:45:49 <jetscreamer> huh
00:46:28 <jetscreamer> ah
00:48:22 * Morbus wanders off to play oblivion.
00:48:55 <Arnia> Morbus: with cheese?
00:51:18 <aeonite> well I will open a haberdashery that makes hats so there.
00:51:33 <sbp> okay, I think I'm done. whoo!
00:51:34 <sbp> posting
00:51:44 <deltab> heh, I just found myself whistling Hoppipolla, which reminded me that Planet Earth is on
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00:54:50 <thelsdj> deltab: repeat?
00:54:58 <sbp> Morbus, aeonite: http://www.gamegrene.com/node/618#comment-39685
00:55:33 <Morbus> heheh
00:57:05 * Arnia mills aeonite's hats
00:57:26 <deltab> thelsdj: yes
00:57:37 <deltab> with sign language
01:00:38 <aeonite> J-turns referring to the vehicular maneuver? I can think of at least one other possibility
01:01:12 <sbp> the vehicular maneuver, yeah
01:01:37 <sbp> I'm thinking I was a Nissan Skyline racer or something
01:02:16 <deltab> what's deliveration?
01:02:47 <sbp> it's where you think hard about delivery
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01:03:30 <deltab> ah
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01:04:14 <jcowan> Ittywhonk!
01:05:01 <sbp> a deliverator is just a deliverer that does such in a ninja style, I take it
01:05:04 <sbp> hey there jcowan. welcome back
01:05:19 <thelsdj> i take offence to there being an entire class for 'deliverator', hiro protagonist is _The_ Deliverator
01:05:29 <aeonite> deliverator comes from the first chapter of Snow Crash. It is an homage.
01:05:35 <aeonite> and it's a better noun than deliverer
01:05:38 <sbp> ah, thanks. I've not read that
01:05:46 <thelsdj> sbp: you need to
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01:05:50 * thelsdj whips
01:05:51 <sbp> no I do not
01:05:56 <thelsdj> yes, you do
01:05:59 <sbp> no
01:06:00 * jcowan takes offense at other people taking offense.
01:06:04 <kpreid> read Snow Crash, but beware that it doesn't have an ending.
01:06:08 <sbp> no!
01:06:11 * Arnia blows up Snow Crash
01:06:13 <thelsdj> i'm using 'need' in the literal sense, as in its a requirement of life
01:06:25 <Arnia> Neal Stephenson really needs to learn how to end a book
01:06:30 <sbp> I am not reading Snow Crash or any other Stephenson
01:06:36 <kpreid> .gc "takes defense"
01:06:39 <phenny> "takes defense": 1,770,000
01:06:43 <sbp> no Stephenson. he can get quite bent as far as I am concerned
01:06:55 <Arnia> Oh, and that the basis of Snow Crash is nonsense
01:07:05 <kpreid> sbp: why's that?
01:07:15 <nsh> .w disvestiture
01:07:18 <phenny> I couldn't find 'disvestiture' in WordNet.
01:07:19 <sbp> because it's science fiction and I don't like science fiction
01:07:31 * Arnia looks at bed
01:07:33 <sbp> with the three following exceptions:
01:07:35 * Arnia contemplates bed
01:07:38 <kpreid> that's a good reason.
01:07:40 * Arnia puts sbp to bed
01:07:50 <sbp> * Douglas Adams (who jcowan classifies more as British Humour than sci-fi)
01:08:19 <sbp> * Robert Silverberg (only a very small amount of his stuff though, given that fantasy... "stuff")
01:08:19 <jcowan> .w divestiture
01:08:22 <phenny> divestiture 1. an order to an offending party to rid itself of property
01:08:26 <phenny> divestiture 2. the sale by a company of a product line or a subsidiary or a division
01:08:39 <sbp> * Arthur C. Clarke (I like his attention to detail and impact compared to most sci-fi writers)
01:09:11 <thelsdj> sbp: you know that only 2 of stephensons books are really sci-fi?
01:09:19 <sbp> I'm just not a sci-fi guy, really. I can't even get into the Doctor Whos at the moment
01:09:25 <thelsdj> and he's got about 7 that arent?
01:09:29 <sbp> thelsdj: oh yeah? what're the others?
01:09:35 <sbp> I'm not really a novel person, either :-)
01:09:50 <jcowan> Your parents would doubtless disagree, sbp.
01:09:55 <sbp> heh
01:09:55 <jcowan> Supposing that you have any, that is.
01:10:02 <sbp> yep
01:10:20 * jcowan fingerprints sbp, discovers that he is really Bill Clinton.
01:10:24 <kpreid> no, no, you're very novel
01:10:41 <sbp> I'm not, but I can be codepicted with him in just three photographs
01:10:50 <sbp> sbp -> libby -> timbl -> clinton
01:11:09 <jcowan> I read that as "code-picted".
01:11:25 <sbp> .g pictish code
01:11:26 <phenny> sbp: http://www.whitewinds.co.uk/acatalog/Small_size_brasses_.html
01:11:44 <thelsdj> the big u, zodiac, interface, the cobweb, crytonomicon, quicksilver, the confusion, system of the world
01:11:56 <thelsdj> only snowcrash and diamond age would i say are scifi
01:12:05 <Arnia> Interface?
01:12:31 <Arnia> Which has an ending... wow
01:12:38 <sbp> thelsdj: from my homepage-in-rewriting: "Daniel Biddle has said of me that I'm probably one of the few programmers in the world to have read The Yellow Wallpaper but not Cryptonomicon."
01:12:42 <thelsdj> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0553383434
01:12:52 <sbp> I repeat that I do not read Stephenson :-)
01:13:12 * jcowan also has read TYW & ! C.
01:13:13 * Arnia reads sbp
01:13:22 * jcowan reads Arnia, copy-edits him.
01:13:25 <sbp> jcowan: oho! AIYCA
01:13:36 * sbp adds that to the h-i-r
01:13:47 * Arnia is full of errors and distracting passages
01:13:51 <jcowan> That is, if the Gilman TYW is the relevant one.
01:14:00 <sbp> aye
01:14:10 <sbp> CPG's TYW
01:14:38 <jcowan> I attempted to read Quicksilver but abandoned it, something I very rarely do.
01:14:56 <thelsdj> quicksilver/confusion/system of the world are the 3 of his books i haven't read yet
01:15:17 <thelsdj> i own all 3 but haven't been able to get through first half of quicksilver
01:15:39 <sbp> heh. sounds like a common malady
01:15:59 <thelsdj> but all the others i can't put down
01:16:07 <thelsdj> read the diamond age about 3 times now
01:16:13 <thelsdj> definately my favorite
01:16:35 <aeonite> same
01:16:41 <aeonite> I can't get through the first 200 pages
01:16:46 <aeonite> I gave up a long time ago
01:16:51 <jcowan> It's is a "demmed thick square book" after all.
01:16:57 <thelsdj> i get through the first newton part
01:17:10 <thelsdj> but then its like, wait i have to start over?
01:17:25 <thelsdj> you have to get reconnected to characters and such
01:18:35 <thelsdj> my brother made it through them, he's not a huge reader but manages to read stuff i buy for his birthday and christmas heh
01:18:51 <thelsdj> though my dad who reads 2-3 books a week wasn't able to get through them on the first 2 tries either
01:18:56 <aeonite> i'm tempted to skip the first part entirely
01:19:32 <thelsdj> yea thats an idea
01:19:40 <thelsdj> i'm slogging through wheel of time right now
01:19:45 <thelsdj> managed to pick up first 9 books for $15
01:20:13 <sbp> aeonite: got your "updated version?" message. downloading
01:20:57 <crschmidt> Interesting: a haberdasher did refer to a 'hatter' in the 16th Century
01:20:58 <bjoern_> haha, it's so awesome when cartman tells bill gates in his darth vader costume "you're my father!" "noooo" "look into your heart, you know it to be true" "noooooooooooooo"
01:21:04 <aeonite> HAH
01:21:12 <crschmidt> http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-hab1.htm
01:21:26 <thelsdj> i think the only place i ever heard haberdashery used was in dr dolittle books
01:21:57 <sbp> ha. "Around the sixteenth century, the trade narrowed in focus and often referred to a hatter, a sense now obsolete (such sellers were also called milliners, originally a trader in goods from Milan, a term now restricted to providers of female headgear)."
01:22:02 * jessica reads backscroll and raises eyebrows.
01:22:04 <phenny> jessica: 30 Apr 22:39Z <sbp> tell jessica thank you for being so awesome to crschmidt
01:22:12 <Arnia> Haberdashery is in common use here
01:22:16 <jessica> Mr. Schmidt has issue with my referring to men's clothing shops as a haberdashery.
01:22:17 <sbp> .ety haberdasher
01:22:20 <phenny> "1311, from Anglo-Fr. hapertas 'small wares,' of unknown origin." - http://etymonline.com/?term=haberdasher
01:22:24 <jessica> No one knows, Sean.
01:22:27 <sbp> common here too
01:22:29 <jessica> . . .
01:22:32 <jessica> Aww, Sean?
01:22:35 <sbp> wha?
01:22:38 <jessica> Why did you say I was awesome to crschmidt?
01:22:44 <crschmidt> Computer.
01:22:47 <sbp> oh, beca... yeah
01:22:50 * nsh smiles
01:22:55 <jessica> Oh, yes. Taking your computer to be fixed while you slept.
01:22:57 <sbp> done whilst he slept and deliverated to his hand
01:23:02 <jessica> And bringing it back repaired.
01:23:03 * jessica shrugs.
01:23:13 <jessica> Chris would do the same for me.
01:23:15 <jcowan> What, crschmidt was done whilst he slept? How ... unfortunate.
01:23:18 <nsh> all kinds of $1
01:23:22 <sbp> no he wouldn't! he's a fricking jerk!
01:23:32 <sbp> fine, he would
01:23:49 <sbp> <Todd> Oh, I'm a jerk am I? *CRICK*
01:23:53 <jessica> . . .
01:23:58 <jessica> Sean, are you coming to our wedding?
01:24:05 <sbp> I want a wall-sized poster of the Todd Creation Myth
01:24:14 <sbp> jessica: would that I could, and if I could, I would!
01:24:23 <Arnia> Ok everyone. Sleep time for Joe
01:24:29 <nsh> what exactly constitutes wall-sized?
01:24:31 <sbp> 'nighty-'night Joe!
01:24:46 <jessica> . . .
01:24:49 <jessica> what does that mean, Sean?
01:24:50 <sbp> nsh: the size of a wall
01:25:00 <Arnia> Night sbp
01:25:01 <sbp> jessica: I can't travel, so I can't get there, but I would like to see it
01:25:08 <jcowan> "Wedding"??!
01:25:16 <nsh> wailing wall? berlin wall? great wall of china? help me out here
01:25:17 <deltab> he would come if you held it in his living room
01:25:18 <bjoern_> stream it stream it stream it!
01:25:21 <sbp> yeah, they're in the process of removing weeds from their garden
01:25:22 <jessica> This can't possibly be news to you, jcowan.
01:25:24 <sbp> deltab: exactly!
01:25:35 <sbp> I think it's legal to do such things in the UK now
01:25:38 <sbp> if you'd like to do that
01:26:20 <sbp> bjoern_: I think there's some debate about that actually
01:26:25 <sbp> and I'm not sure who's on which side
01:26:31 <crschmidt> I think we resolved the debate, really.
01:26:41 <sbp> so I was kinda keeping quiet about it
01:26:44 <sbp> how was it resolved?
01:26:45 <crschmidt> So long as there's no videographer at the alter or otherwise making an ass out of the ceremony...
01:26:54 <sbp> heh, yeah...
01:26:57 <deltab> nsh: eukarotic cell wall
01:26:57 <crschmidt> And such that it can be done in a way that's not showy, chintzy, or tacky...
01:27:07 <sbp> well, I mean, if you have a wedding photographer...
01:27:08 <crschmidt> Then streaming of the wedding will be allowed
01:27:09 <crschmidt> i think
01:27:11 <sbp> I don't see how it's much different
01:27:24 <jessica> I don't believe in allowing photographers, either, Sean.
01:27:27 <crschmidt> sbp: jess doesn't really want one of those around during the ceremony either
01:27:27 <Arnia> Everyone I know is getting married :(
01:27:28 <sbp> ah
01:27:31 <jessica> But yes, I'm allowing Chris to do that.
01:27:47 * Arnia feels old...
01:27:50 <jcowan> Not me, Arnia. Not any time soon, I trust.
01:28:02 * Arnia jumps in jcowan's lap
01:28:15 <nsh> awesome
01:28:16 <sbp> my inclination after an internal traditionalist vs. technologist battle on that would be to let the technologist win. but what are your reasons against; same viewpoint? traditionality?
01:28:23 * jcowan soothes Arnia and strokes his hair.
01:28:38 <nsh> wow, intelligent conversation looks funny when drunk
01:28:43 * Arnia purrs and curls up like a cat
01:28:55 * Arnia chases a ball of wool across the channel
01:29:05 <jessica> Sean, I'm incredibly traditional and conservative, unless I'm not.
01:29:10 <sbp> nsh: jibber jabba loles des dongues pinky perky sminki pinki plinking plonking boinging tree from mars with a purple hat
01:29:18 <kpreid> .compare wed wedding
01:29:21 <phenny> wed (581,000,000), wedding (308,000,000)
01:29:27 <kpreid> huh
01:29:28 <sbp> .compare weed weeding
01:29:31 <Arnia> .compare badger badger
01:29:31 <phenny> weed (56,900,000), weeding (6,880,000)
01:29:34 <phenny> badger (27,600,000), badger (27,600,000)
01:29:36 <nsh> mmm
01:29:39 <sbp> Wed can also be Wednesday, of course
01:29:43 <nsh> yah
01:29:45 <kpreid> I was expecting "wedding" to be ...oh, fooey
01:29:53 <sbp> .compare Tue Tuesday Thu Thursday
01:29:58 <phenny> Tuesday (1,110,000,000), Thursday (1,090,000,000), Tue (584,000,000), Thu (524,000,000)
01:30:11 <sbp> .calc 1,110,000,000 / 584,000,000
01:30:14 <phenny> 1 110 000 000 / 584 000 000 = 1.90068493
01:30:20 <sbp> .calc 1,090,000,000 / 524,000,000
01:30:23 <phenny> 1 090 000 000 / 524 000 000 = 2.08015267
01:30:24 <kpreid> .compare [wed -tue -thu] wedding
01:30:28 <sbp> .gc Wednesday
01:30:28 <phenny> wedding (308,000,000), wed -tue -thu (248,000,000)
01:30:30 <phenny> Wednesday: 1,070,000,000
01:30:53 <sbp> .calc 1,070,000,000 / ((1.90068493 + 2.08015267) / 2)
01:30:56 <phenny> 1 070 000 000 / ((1.90068493 + 2.08015267) / 2) = 537 575 308
01:31:05 <sbp> .calc 581,000,000 - 537,575,308
01:31:07 <phenny> 581 000 000 - 537 575 308 = 43 424 692
01:31:14 <sbp> there, wedding wins by miles
01:31:15 <sbp> :-)
01:31:28 <thelsdj> .calc 111111111 * 111111111
01:31:30 <phenny> 111 111 111 * 111 111 111 = 1.2345679e16
01:32:22 <kpreid> sbp: hey, how about a phenny command to scrape http://www.research.att.com/~njas/sequences/ 's search
01:32:32 <kpreid> I did that for another forum and it was quite fun
01:32:39 <jcowan> Cool.
01:32:48 <jcowan> Well, writing phenny commands is not hard, if you speak Python.
01:32:57 <jcowan> Look at inamidst.com/phenny/modules
01:33:19 <sbp> yeah, it's pretty easy, and I certainly encourage it
01:33:27 <deltab> ooh, OpenSearch support?
01:33:45 * sbp -> http://opensearch.a9.com/
01:33:49 <jcowan> When I get a chance I'm going to throw together a yow command for phenny, sbp.
01:34:13 <crschmidt> 21:23:08 < Lurk> Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --
01:34:15 <sbp> deltab: that may be very neat indeed
01:34:20 <sbp> jcowan: oh yeah? what'd it do?
01:34:28 <crschmidt> sbp: i just pasted an example
01:34:35 <jcowan> Fire up emacs and M-x yow, sbp.
01:34:42 <crschmidt> or just `fortune zippy`
01:34:46 <jcowan> That too.
01:34:47 <thelsdj> zippy yea
01:34:51 <sbp> "But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?"
01:34:51 <crschmidt> (I'd presume -- unless there's another yow!)
01:35:00 <crschmidt> .g zippy the pinhead
01:35:02 <phenny> crschmidt: http://www.zippythepinhead.com/
01:35:10 <sbp> Do I hear th' SPINNING of various WHIRRING, ROUND, and WARM WHIRLOMATICS?!
01:35:30 <sbp> -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_the_Pinhead
01:36:03 <kpreid> ? 111111111 * 111111111
01:36:07 <eel> # value: 12345678987654321
01:36:17 <crschmidt> I'm personally in favor of jerkcity: 21:24:55 < Lurk> crschmidt: ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY).
01:36:47 <crschmidt> Where "jerk it" is: < Lurk> crschmidt: jerk it =is= <rss="http://www.phreeow.net/cgi-bin/jerkme.rss">
01:36:49 <thelsdj> ... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
01:36:49 <thelsdj> of a KOSHER DELI --
01:37:09 <sbp> the pipes are an awesome touch
01:37:16 <jcowan> "Zippy's original appearance was partly inspired by several microcephalics, including Schlitzie, from the film Freaks (which was enjoying something of a cult revival at the time), and P.T. Barnum's sideshow performer, Zip the Pinhead (who was not a microcephalic, but was nevertheless billed as one)."
01:37:28 <jcowan> "(Coincidentally, Zip the Pinhead's real name was William Henry Johnson; Griffith's full name is William Henry Jackson Griffith, after his great-grandfather, the noted photographer.)"
01:37:35 <sbp> .w microcephalic
01:37:38 <phenny> microcephalic 1. having an abnormally small head and underdeveloped brain
01:39:56 <thelsdj> .w macrocephelic
01:39:58 <phenny> I couldn't find 'macrocephelic' in WordNet.
01:40:01 <thelsdj> aw
01:40:08 <thelsdj> .w macrocephalic
01:40:11 <phenny> macrocephalic 1. having an exceptionally large head and brain
01:40:16 <thelsdj> ah there we go
01:40:18 <bjoern_> @spell macrocephelic
01:40:19 <supybot> bjoern_: macrocephalic
01:44:50 <jessica> good night, gentlemen.
01:44:56 <sbp> 'night jessica, crschmidt
01:45:11 <bjoern_> .gc "kill me, not the money"
01:45:14 <phenny> "kill me, not the money": 425,000
01:45:25 <sbp> .gc "milky, not the cunny"
01:45:28 <phenny> "milky, not the cunny": 331
01:45:34 <bjoern_> .gc "kill me, not the monkey"
01:45:37 <phenny> "kill me, not the monkey": 22,100
01:45:46 <sbp> .gc "milky, not the honey"
01:45:49 <phenny> "milky, not the honey": 23,600
01:46:00 <bjoern_> I get 4 hits, none of which contain the text
01:46:09 <bjoern_> for the first case, that is
01:46:22 <sbp> for "kill me, not the money"?
01:46:32 <bjoern_> yes
01:46:40 <sbp> likewise. how odd
01:46:49 <sbp> there was a similar thing to this not so long ago...
01:47:37 <bjoern_> .gc kill me, not the money
01:47:40 <phenny> kill me, not the money: 71,000,000
01:48:05 <sbp> >>> import google
01:48:06 <sbp> >>> google.googlecount('"kill me, not the money"')
01:48:06 <sbp> '4'
01:48:06 <sbp> >>>
01:48:16 <sbp> - local, using the phenny modules
01:49:12 <bjoern_> @google "kill me, not the money"
01:49:15 <supybot> bjoern_: Search took 0.59 seconds: eFilmCritic Festival Coverage: The Internet's Most Expansive Film ...: <http://www.efilmcritic.com/festivals.php>; DIRELAND: 'THEY'LL KILL ME ' -- A GAY IRANIAN TORTURE VICTIM SPEAKS: <http://direland.typepad.com/direland/2005/09/theyll_kill_me_.html>; lgf: don't panic right away: <http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/>
01:49:26 <bjoern_> @google count "kill me, not the money"
01:49:28 <supybot> bjoern_: Search took 0.26 seconds: lgf: chunks of funk: <http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/>; Stew Strauss Entertainment - Music Database: <http://www.stewstrauss.djintelligence.com/music/index.asp?songsearch=O&sort=song&start=1>; Memorable Quotes from The Princess Bride (1987): <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes>
01:49:33 <bjoern_> @google stats "kill me, not the money"
01:49:35 <supybot> bjoern_: (02g04o08o02g03l04e stats takes no arguments) -- Returns interesting information about this 02G04o08o02g03l04e module. Mostly useful for making sure you don't go over your 1000 requests/day limit.
01:49:36 <sbp> @metagoogle "kill me, not the money"
01:49:38 <supybot> sbp: Error: "metagoogle" is not a valid command.
01:49:41 <sbp> @meta google "kill me, not the money"
01:49:43 <supybot> sbp: Search for "02g04o08o02g03l04e 'kill me, not the money'" returned approximately 16600000 results in 0.22 seconds.[]
01:49:51 <sbp> @meta google '"kill me, not the money"'
01:49:53 <supybot> sbp: Search for "02g04o08o02g03l04e '"kill me, not the money"'" returned exactly 1 results in 0.59 seconds.[]
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01:51:01 <kpreid> @echo google
01:51:03 <supybot> 02g04o08o02g03l04e
01:51:15 <jcowan> @help meta
01:51:16 <supybot> jcowan: (meta <search> [--{language,restrict} <value>] [--{similar,notsafe}]) -- Searches 02g04o08o02g03l04e and gives all the interesting meta information about the search. See the help for the 02g04o08o02g03l04e command for a detailed description of the parameters.
01:51:16 <kpreid> @echo google googol googleplex
01:51:17 <supybot> 02g04o08o02g03l04e googol googleplex
01:51:27 <kpreid> @echo GOOGLE google
01:51:28 <supybot> 02G04O08O02G03L04E 02g04o08o02g03l04e
01:51:32 <jcowan> Sick supybot.
01:51:43 <kpreid> @echo Yahoo!
01:51:45 <supybot> Yahoo!
01:51:50 <kpreid> @echo A9
01:51:50 <supybot> A9
01:51:57 <kpreid> @echo Web 2.0
01:51:58 <supybot> Web 2.0
01:52:03 <sbp> phenny: tell aeonite that the new link is indeed the new version; but then, following the old one again per Morbus's advice worked too
01:52:05 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when aeonite is around.
01:52:08 <thelsdj> who was it who said the 'you're fat' 'cunt!' monkey fluids should be made into a tshirt?
01:52:10 <jcowan> @meta Yahoo "glamfa glamfa aerfa"
01:52:15 <supybot> jcowan: Search for "Yahoo 'glamfa glamfa aerfa'" returned approximately 0 results in 0.68 seconds.[]
01:52:17 <kpreid> @echo ? "google"
01:52:18 <supybot> ? 02g04o08o02g03l04e
01:52:19 <eel> # syntax error: unrecognized character: '' code: 2
01:52:20 <eel> # 02g04o08o02g03l04e
01:52:21 <eel> # ^
01:52:22 <eel> # @ <irc://chat.freenode.net/swhack?supybot#:span::1:0::1:0>
01:52:27 <kpreid> @echo ? \"google\"
01:52:28 <jcowan> @meta Google "glamfa glamfa aerfa"
01:52:28 <supybot> ? \"02g04o08o02g03l04e\"
01:52:28 <eel> # syntax error: unrecognized escape
01:52:29 <eel> # \"02g04o08o02g03l04e\"
01:52:30 <eel> # ^
01:52:31 <supybot> jcowan: Search for "02G04o08o02g03l04e 'glamfa glamfa aerfa'" returned approximately 3 results in 0.57 seconds.[]
01:52:31 <eel> # @ <irc://chat.freenode.net/swhack?supybot#:span::1:1::1:1>
01:52:34 <bjoern_> phenny, "Schlafen sie gut, Herr Palmer, und die anderen Damen und Herren!"?
01:52:38 <thelsdj> http://www.cafepress.com/monkeyfluids
01:52:39 <kpreid> @echo ? '"google"'
01:52:39 <phenny> bjoern_: "Sleep they well, Mr. Palmer, and the other ladies and gentlemen!" (de)
01:52:40 <supybot> ? '"02g04o08o02g03l04e"'
01:52:41 <eel> # syntax error: char constant must end in "'"
01:52:42 <eel> # '"02g04o08o02g03l04e"'
01:52:43 <eel> # ^^
01:52:44 <eel> # @ <irc://chat.freenode.net/swhack?supybot#:span::1:1::1:2>
01:52:52 <kpreid> @quote test
01:52:54 <supybot> kpreid: Error: The "Quote" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "test" in it. Try "list Quote" to see the commands in the "Quote" plugin.
01:53:04 <kpreid> @echo ? ""google""
01:53:05 <supybot> ? 02g04o08o02g03l04e""
01:53:05 <eel> # syntax error: unrecognized character: '' code: 2
01:53:06 <eel> # 02g04o08o02g03l04e""
01:53:07 <sbp> bjoern_: I... does this mean you're off?
01:53:07 <eel> # ^
01:53:08 <eel> # @ <irc://chat.freenode.net/swhack?supybot#:span::1:1::1:1>
01:53:14 <jcowan> @echo phenny: tell Monty it's bot-jabberin' time.
01:53:14 <supybot> phenny: tell Monty it's bot-jabberin' time.
01:53:16 <bjoern_> Yes!
01:53:16 <phenny> supybot: I'll pass that on when monty is around.
01:53:17 <Monty> I love it when you have sex with vile injections, apparently.
01:53:19 <supybot> phenny: Error: "I'll" is not a valid command.
01:53:19 <phenny> Monty: 01:42Z <supybot> tell Monty it's bot-jabberin' time.
01:53:20 <Monty> segregated false knockers attacks filtered skillful Eminem.
01:53:23 <Monty> if (petrol tank == tights) { rubbish dumps fantasises about experimental mortar;}
01:53:25 <Monty> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_pasty would it returns an alarm if they're doing more twe! you laugh, you made sense development, but there somewhere first, though. everything else
01:53:27 <sbp> ah. guten nacht!
01:53:31 <kpreid> @echo ["test"]
01:53:32 <supybot> kpreid: Error: "test" is not a valid command.
01:53:40 <kpreid> @echo %"test
01:53:40 <bjoern_> s/n// :-)
01:53:40 <supybot> %"test
01:53:41 <sbp> or n8 if you're into that l33t-de jazz
01:53:44 <kpreid> @echo %"test%"
01:53:44 <supybot> %"test%"
01:53:47 <kpreid> @echo %"test"
01:53:47 <supybot> %"test"
01:53:50 <kpreid> @echo ("test")
01:53:50 <supybot> ("test")
01:53:54 <kpreid> @echo ? ("test")
01:53:55 <supybot> ? ("test")
01:53:55 <eel> # value: "test"
01:54:00 <kpreid> @echo ? ("google")
01:54:01 <supybot> ? ("02g04o08o02g03l04e")
01:54:01 <sbp> whoops, excuse my superflousities
01:54:01 <eel> # value: "\u0002\u000302g\u000304o\u000308o\u000302g\u000303l\u000304e\u0003\u0002"
01:54:04 <kpreid> finally
01:54:09 <jcowan> "He went in that mor* his hide!"
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01:54:20 <kpreid> eel: print("\u0002\u000302g\u000304o\u000308o\u000302g\u000303l\u000304e\u0003\u0002")
01:54:21 <eel> # syntax error: XXX escaped uchar codes not yet implemented
01:54:22 <eel> # print("\u0002\u000302g\u000304o\u000308o\u000302g\u000303l\u000304e\u0003\u0002")
01:54:23 <eel> # ^^
01:54:24 <eel> # @ <irc://chat.freenode.net/swhack?kpreid#:span::1:7::1:8>
01:54:24 <sbp> @echo .bytes google
01:54:26 <supybot> .bytes 02g04o08o02g03l04e
01:54:29 <phenny> '\x02\x0302g\x0304o\x0308o\x0302g\x0303l\x0304e\x03\x02'
01:54:29 * kpreid sighs
01:55:20 <thelsdj> just another thing i love about #swhack, no one complains when we flood the fuck out of it
01:55:24 <sbp> heh, heh
01:55:31 <sbp> RANDOM CARNAGE!!
01:56:10 <jcowan> If you can't stand the flood, get out of the flood plain!
01:56:22 <kpreid> eel: (def t := "CARNAGE")(entropy.nextInt(t.size()))
01:56:23 <eel> # value: "ARNAGE"
01:56:24 <sbp> wear floodpants!
01:56:33 <sbp> .gc "everything's coming up Milhouse"
01:56:35 <phenny> "everything's coming up Milhouse": 606
01:56:45 <crschmidt> eel: (def t := "CARNAGE")(entropy.nextInt(t.size()))
01:56:45 <eel> # value: "CARNAGE"
01:56:48 <crschmidt> eel: (def t := "CARNAGE")(entropy.nextInt(t.size()))
01:56:48 <eel> # value: "ARNAGE"
01:56:50 <sbp> .g site:snpp.com everything's coming up Milhouse
01:56:52 <phenny> sbp: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF15
01:57:16 <sbp> [[[
01:57:16 <sbp> % Milhouse stands in his room wearing pants with the cuffs rolled up.
01:57:16 <sbp> [groans] I hate these flood pants. [opens door and water comes in up to his
01:57:16 <sbp> ankles] Hey, they're working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry!
01:57:16 <sbp> Everything's comin' up Milhouse! [struts out]
01:57:17 <sbp> -- Milhouse, "Mom and Pop Art"
01:57:21 <sbp> ]]]
01:57:47 <sbp> .gc "everything's comin' up Milhouse"
01:57:50 <phenny> "everything's comin' up Milhouse": 1,750
01:57:55 <sbp> hmm
01:58:28 <sbp> eel: (def t := "CARNAGE")(entropy.nextInt(t.size()))
01:58:28 <eel> # value: "E"
01:58:44 <kpreid> eel, reset
01:58:44 <eel> *poof*
01:58:57 <eel> reset: ready
01:59:01 <sbp> wow man, he called you an Australian Professor
02:01:26 <sbp> hmm
02:01:32 <sbp> I have some Japanese text in an image
02:01:35 <sbp> and I want the codepoints
02:01:40 <thelsdj> "Fellow citizens: Do your part and make waste. Life is easier when you lighten your load! Fellow citizens: The time is now to consume! Why skimp when you deserve more?" -- Billboard in 'Ergo Proxy' anime
02:01:44 <sbp> am I y-pwned?
02:03:10 <jcowan> Better Milhouse than Milhous
02:03:31 <sbp> yeah. what's with the dropped e?
02:03:46 <jcowan> Scottish, would be my guess.
02:03:51 <sbp> .compare Milhouse Milhous Milhaus
02:03:54 <jcowan> Millhoose.
02:03:57 <sbp> hehe
02:03:59 <phenny> Milhouse (1,210,000), Milhous (397,000), Milhaus (103,000)
02:04:09 <sbp> .compare Milhoose Millhoose
02:04:13 <phenny> Milhoose (108), Millhoose (46)
02:04:17 <jcowan> Nixon would only be Milhous in formal contexts.
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02:04:49 <deltab> .gc mil-wash
02:04:52 <phenny> mil-wash: 1,170,000
02:06:07 <sbp> huh: "Born Leslie Lynch King, Jr. in Omaha, Nebraska, his parents divorced when he was very young. His mother moved to Michigan and remarried and Ford was given the name of his step-father, Gerald R. Ford, Sr., who informally adopted him."
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02:24:05 <crschmidt> night everyone
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02:29:00 <sbp> 'night crschmidt
02:35:33 <sbp> .char ae
02:35:36 <phenny> æ - Latin Small Letter Ae (æ)
02:36:32 <jcowan> .char aelig
02:36:34 <phenny> a - Latin Small Letter A (a)
02:40:51 <sbp> it doesn't like you to go home empty handed, so it gives you the first character if it doesn't recognize what your shorthand is
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03:27:37 <Monty> howdy, JibbyBot
03:29:53 <BigJibby> JibbyBot, say hi Monty
03:29:54 <JibbyBot> hi Monty
03:29:54 <Monty> Please go on.
03:29:55 <Monty> "Written by User
03:30:12 <BigJibby> Monty, you're smrt!
03:30:14 <Monty> something very pretty!
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03:36:34 <bancus> .wn typo
03:36:36 <phenny> typo 1. a mistake in printed matter resulting from mechanical failures of some kind
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03:53:10 <thelsdj> .wn pseudology
03:53:12 <phenny> I couldn't find 'pseudology' in WordNet.
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03:53:57 <thelsdj> .g "pseudologia fantastica"
03:53:59 <phenny> thelsdj: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=3279719&dopt=Abstract
03:54:45 <thelsdj> .wik pseudologia fantastica
03:54:49 <phenny> "In this Glossary, Psychiatric Terms, initially mostly French and German and some English terms, as used in psychiatric literature, are defined." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Psychiatric_Terms
03:55:15 <BigJibby> .compare asterisk asterix asstricks
03:55:18 <phenny> asterisk (74,500,000), asterix (16,500,000), asstricks (753)
03:57:00 <thelsdj> .wik amrita
03:57:04 <phenny> "In Hindu mythology and Buddhist mythology, Amrita is the drink of the gods, which grants them immortality." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amrita
03:57:30 <thelsdj> hehe this anime uses that definition word for word
03:57:45 <thelsdj> also includes the next sentance
03:57:53 <thelsdj> .wik hayflick limit
03:57:57 <phenny> "The Hayflick limit was discovered by Leonard Hayflick in 1965." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayflick_limit
03:58:48 <thelsdj> ah but a little bit different on that one
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04:22:24 <bancus> .wn vehement
04:22:27 <phenny> vehement 1. marked by extreme intensity of emotions or convictions
04:22:31 <phenny> vehement 2. characterized by great force or energy
04:25:42 <madewokherd> Monty: remind me in 1 day to feel guilty and stupid
04:25:42 <Monty> madewokherd: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Wed May 03 05:14:40 BST 2006
04:32:13 * sbp writes his first Wikipedia article from scratch
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04:49:02 <BigJibby> .wik sbp
04:49:07 <phenny> "in medicine, Spontaneous bacterial peritonitis" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SBP
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04:50:50 <BigJibby> "Once patients have recovered from SBP, they require regular prophylactic antibiotics"
04:54:59 <sbp> done
04:55:01 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooper%27s_Rule
04:55:05 <sbp> .wik Hooper's Rule
04:55:10 <phenny> "Hooper's Rule is the observation, by Dr. Max Hooper, that a British hedgerow can be dated quite accurately by counting the number of species therein." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooper's_Rule
04:55:42 <cori[s]> cool.
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04:57:32 <Monty> howdy, RandyWalker
04:57:40 <RandyWalker> hello Monty
04:57:43 <Monty> Thesedays, TurboLinux freelance facts eats sunlit young erection.
04:57:53 <sbp> hey RandyWalker. welcome to Swhack
04:57:56 <RandyWalker> Monty: how are you?
04:58:00 <Monty> Today, ecumenical decapitating parody smacks multicasted antipodean skin cells...?
04:58:06 <RandyWalker> sbp: thanks :)
04:58:07 <sbp> this is a publically logged channel, so be careful not to destroy your future potential political career
04:58:11 <sbp> more information at swhack.com
04:58:36 <RandyWalker> sbp: I'll keep that in mind
04:58:37 <sbp> this you? http://www.randywalker.net/
04:58:41 <RandyWalker> Monty: what's up?
04:58:43 <Monty> "Feng shui or otherwise
04:58:48 <RandyWalker> sbp: yes, that's me
04:58:48 <sbp> it's Wordpress and you're in #wordpress, so that's one correlation...
04:58:59 <RandyWalker> sbp: indeed
04:59:01 <sbp> how'd you come by us, may I ask?
04:59:22 * sbp casts a spotlight on RandyWalker
04:59:28 <sbp> :-)
04:59:37 <RandyWalker> sbp: cori[s] mentioned you
04:59:43 <sbp> aha, cool
04:59:43 <RandyWalker> sbp: in #wordpress
05:00:08 <RandyWalker> AnarkiDotNET: how many bots are in here? lol
05:00:08 <RandyWalker> [12:37am] cori[s]: not as many as in #swhack
05:00:08 <RandyWalker> [12:39am] BigJibby: what's a swhack?
05:00:20 <sbp> yeah, we're quite bot-heavy
05:00:32 <RandyWalker> hehe
05:00:37 <sbp> <jcowan> This is the lightweight channel for heavyweight people with middleweight bots and RANDOM CARNAGE!!
05:00:42 <RandyWalker> what is this place?
05:00:48 <sbp> the bots mainly supply the RANDOM CARNAGE
05:00:53 <sbp> again, see swhack.com for details
05:00:59 <sbp> it puts it better than I ever could
05:01:03 <RandyWalker> Bjöern Höehrmann
05:01:06 <sbp> which is... strange, given that I wrote it
05:01:06 <RandyWalker> ??
05:01:28 <sbp> Bjöern Höehrmann is one of our participants, members, dudes
05:01:46 <RandyWalker> wait
05:01:52 <RandyWalker> no e if ö is used?
05:01:59 <sbp> er, right. sorry
05:02:03 <RandyWalker> Björn Höhrmann?
05:02:05 <RandyWalker> ah, ok
05:02:05 <sbp> Björn Höhrmann indeed
05:02:19 <sbp> I was just copy/pasting you. heh. I'm utf-8 impaired on this client
05:02:24 <RandyWalker> I'm not so good at languages that use diareses...
05:02:31 <RandyWalker> 'cept spanish
05:02:35 <RandyWalker> but it's a rare thing there
05:02:44 <sbp> yeah, Franco had them all shot
05:02:53 <RandyWalker> Franco?
05:02:58 <sbp> heh
05:03:02 <cori[s]> marco
05:03:02 <RandyWalker> who?
05:03:02 <sbp> you know, that guy
05:03:04 <cori[s]> polo
05:03:05 <RandyWalker> did what?
05:03:06 <sbp> .wik Franco
05:03:09 <RandyWalker> francisco franco?
05:03:11 <phenny> "Francisco Paulino Hermenegildo Teódulo Franco y Bahamonde (pron." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco
05:03:15 <sbp> arse
05:03:16 <cori[s]> had them all shot, of course.
05:03:17 <RandyWalker> had who shot?
05:03:53 <sbp> .reload wikipedia
05:03:55 <RandyWalker> what's the difference between this channel and #latapata?
05:03:56 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.wikipedia' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/wikipedia.py'> (version: 2006-05-02 04:52:47)
05:03:57 <sbp> .wik Franco
05:04:00 <phenny> "Francisco Paulino Hermenegildo Teódulo Franco y Bahamonde (pron. IPA : [fran'θisko 'franko]; December 4, 1892 – November 20 (or possibly November 19 [*]) 1975), abbreviated Francisco Franco y Bahamonde and sometimes known as Generalísimo Francisco Franco, was the [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco
05:04:08 <sbp> I don't know. what is #latapata?
05:04:31 <RandyWalker> hmm
05:04:37 <RandyWalker> the latapata website is a linklog
05:04:45 <RandyWalker> I don't know what that has to do with #latapata
05:04:55 <RandyWalker> but #latapata is an "off-topic" channel too
05:05:09 <sbp> we have better people
05:05:12 <sbp> :-)
05:05:15 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:05:22 * RandyWalker pokes BigJibby
05:05:23 <thelsdj> and more RANDOM CARNAGE
05:05:26 <RandyWalker> JibbyBot: ranger up
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05:05:27 <sbp> right
05:05:34 <RandyWalker> JibbyRanger: power down
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05:05:43 * RandyWalker huggles BigJibby
05:05:48 <BigJibby> in python what's the regex flag for "ungreedy"?
05:05:59 <BigJibby> RandyWalker!
05:06:01 <sbp> BigJibby: there's no flag, but use "?" as a post modifier
05:06:10 <RandyWalker> [[[
05:06:32 <RandyWalker> ]]]
05:06:34 * sbp stabs RandyWalker
05:06:36 <sbp> .eval __import__('re').compile('a+').match('aaaaa').group(1)
05:06:37 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:06:38 <phenny> IndexError: no such group (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/admin.py", line 63, in f_eval)
05:06:41 <sbp> .eval __import__('re').compile('a+').match('aaaaa').group(0)
05:06:43 <phenny> 'aaaaa'
05:06:47 <sbp> .eval __import__('re').compile('a+?').match('aaaaa').group(0)
05:06:49 <phenny> 'a'
05:06:53 <RandyWalker> omg, sbp I'm laughing so hard right now
05:06:55 <sbp> like that
05:06:58 <sbp> heh, heh
05:07:07 <BigJibby> oooh, I see. thnks sbp
05:07:11 <sbp> no problem
05:07:26 <RandyWalker> Morbus Iff, O fellow man, stop Aaron thwapping me, if you can!
05:07:28 <RandyWalker> Morbus Iff, O fellow man, stop Aaron thwapping me, if you can!
05:07:29 <RandyWalker> Morbus Iff, O fellow man, stop Aaron thwapping me, if you can!
05:07:32 <sbp> hehe
05:07:37 <RandyWalker> I don't get it
05:08:06 <sbp> Morbus is one of our most bizarre friends. Aaron is a co-founder and used to run most of the bots at the time that the FAQ was written
05:08:17 <sbp> so if anyone can save you from Aaron, it's Morbus
05:08:27 <sbp> but you generally have to incant Morbus, or flash him your boobies
05:08:33 <sbp> I assume that you don't have boobies?
05:08:40 * RandyWalker flashes Morbus his man-boobies.
05:08:41 <sbp> so yeah, the song
05:08:46 <sbp> ay ay ay!
05:08:49 <sbp> no es bueno
05:08:54 <sbp> but... that may indeed be enough
05:09:38 <RandyWalker> ¿Hablas castellano?
05:09:49 <sbp> do I have a castle?
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05:10:08 <sbp> phenny: "¿Hablas castellano?"?
05:10:12 <phenny> sbp: "You speak Castilian?" (es)
05:10:17 <sbp> nor that, no
05:10:23 <RandyWalker> hehe
05:10:32 <BigJibby> do you have a castle?
05:10:38 <sbp> neither, BigJibby
05:10:57 <sbp> I am English though, so I live not far from some
05:10:57 <RandyWalker> haha
05:11:01 <RandyWalker> I want a castle
05:11:09 <RandyWalker> sbp: where 'bouts in England?
05:11:21 <sbp> many are in ruins. you wouldn't want to live in them
05:11:35 <sbp> in the south of it, London kind of area
05:11:52 <RandyWalker> sbp: many of my ancestors hail from Great Britain
05:11:59 <RandyWalker> (Ireland too...)
05:12:04 <sbp> oh yeah? cool. any particular places?
05:12:21 <RandyWalker> Roxburgshire, Scottish Borders (near Kelso)
05:12:41 <sbp> oho
05:12:44 <sbp> (AIYCA)
05:12:45 <cori[s]> don't you generally "hie" from the scottish borders?
05:12:52 <RandyWalker> I think some from York
05:12:53 * sbp looks on http://getamap.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/getamap/frames.htm
05:12:55 <RandyWalker> Aberdeen...
05:13:00 <RandyWalker> AIYCA??
05:13:02 <RandyWalker> "hie" ?
05:13:18 <cori[s]> as in Burns?
05:13:23 <RandyWalker> huh?
05:13:46 <sbp> And Its Younger Cozen Aha
05:13:56 <sbp> "hie" means come, in Scots
05:14:06 <sbp> Burns was a Scots poet. the National Poet, basically
05:14:07 <RandyWalker> k...
05:14:56 <RandyWalker> .t EDT
05:14:59 <phenny> Tue, 02 May 2006 01:03:54 EDT
05:15:06 <RandyWalker> .t UTC
05:15:08 <phenny> 2006-05-02T05:04:04Z
05:15:20 <RandyWalker> heh
05:15:29 <RandyWalker> JibbyBot: ranger up
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05:15:49 <RandyWalker> .calc 1 cup to teaspoons
05:15:52 <phenny> 1 US cup = 48 US teaspoons
05:16:12 <RandyWalker> I just drank 48 teaspoons of sugar
05:16:18 <RandyWalker> minus whatever settles on the bottom
05:16:28 <cori[s]> drinkin' the kool aid?
05:16:31 <RandyWalker> .calc 48 x 4
05:16:34 <phenny> 48 x 4 = 192
05:16:42 <RandyWalker> 192 grams of sugar!
05:16:43 <RandyWalker> w00t
05:16:45 <RandyWalker> cori[s]: ja
05:16:52 <RandyWalker> .map 48604
05:16:55 <phenny> 48604: sorry, can't get the URI.
05:17:07 <sbp> only works for UK postcodes
05:17:10 <RandyWalker> .map B6B-4G3
05:17:13 <sbp> someone requested the feature
05:17:14 <phenny> B6B-4G3: sorry, can't get the URI.
05:17:15 <RandyWalker> oh
05:17:21 <RandyWalker> do us and canada too!
05:17:25 <sbp> qopi, I believe
05:17:27 <cori[s]> RandyWalker: either that's a LOT of koolaid, or you make it strong
05:17:31 <RandyWalker> cori[s]: er
05:17:31 <sbp> nah, too big
05:17:35 <RandyWalker> cori[s]: no.
05:17:43 <RandyWalker> cori[s]: 2 quarts :)
05:17:53 <RandyWalker> .calc 2 quarts to liters
05:17:56 <phenny> 2 US quarts = 1.8927059 liters
05:18:17 <sbp> you just drank nearly two litres of a heavily sugarinated drink?
05:18:21 <RandyWalker> I wish somebody would shave my neck
05:18:23 <sbp> are you typing on the ceiling?
05:18:26 <RandyWalker> sbp: lol, no
05:18:29 <RandyWalker> lol
05:18:42 <RandyWalker> sbp: there's still a bit left in the pitcher
05:19:01 <sbp> I suggest you feed it to a plant and watch how well it copes in the next few hours
05:20:05 <sbp> (reminds me of Flight 714, by Herge)
05:20:46 <cori[s]> .wik herge
05:20:47 <phenny> "Georges Remi (May 23, 1907 – March 3, 1983), better known by the pen name Hergé, was a Belgian comics writer and artist. 'Hergé' is the French pronunciation of 'R.G.', the reverse of his initials." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herge
05:21:11 <cori[s]> ah.
05:23:53 <RandyWalker> I hate my cuticles
05:24:02 <RandyWalker> sbp: y'all don't have kool-aid over there?
05:24:21 <sbp> nope, don't think it's sold here
05:24:25 <RandyWalker> hm
05:24:27 <RandyWalker> that sucks
05:24:57 <sbp> well we have sugar, dude. it sounds more or less equivalent :-)
05:25:05 <cori[s]> sbp: then is the phrase "s/he's been drinking the Kool Aid" pretty much meaningless?
05:25:06 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:25:15 <RandyWalker> but the citric acid and the artificial flavor!!
05:25:22 <sbp> cori[s]: meaningless, but then we don't ever say it either so there's no problem :-)
05:25:29 <sbp> but yeah, it is heard a lot of American TV etc.
05:25:31 <sbp> and via Morbus
05:25:38 <sbp> so we pick it up from context. or I do, at least
05:25:40 <sbp> but it's not native
05:25:59 <sbp> there's a lot of disparity between American and British brands
05:26:02 <cori[s]> Actually, I think it's mostly a reference to Jonestown.
05:26:08 <sbp> oh?
05:26:18 <cori[s]> I could be wrong...
05:26:26 <sbp> .wik Jonestown
05:26:27 <phenny> "Jonestown, a town in Guyana established by Peoples Temple cult leader Jim Jones, was located about six to eight miles (10 to 12 km) from Port Kaituma (7°44′N 59°53′W)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
05:26:31 <sbp> .g Jonestown Kool Aid
05:26:32 <phenny> sbp: http://www.religioustolerance.org/dc_jones.htm
05:26:56 <thelsdj> i have tang and powered lemonade
05:26:59 <cori[s]> too little of the context. Jim Jones poisoned his whole cult with KoolAid. Murdered the bunch.
05:27:04 <RandyWalker> phenny: remind me in 0:16:00
05:27:19 <RandyWalker> hmmm
05:27:30 <RandyWalker> phenny: remind me to check the eggs in 16:00
05:27:31 <BigJibby> remind me in 16 seconds to slap RandyWalker
05:27:31 <Monty> Example of correct usage: "Remind me in 15 minutes to check the oven." I understand all combinations of days, hours and minutes.
05:27:32 <sbp> ah right. according to that article it may not have been Kool Aid anyway
05:27:42 <RandyWalker> ah
05:27:45 <RandyWalker> stupid thing is wrong
05:27:46 <sbp> RandyWalker: I think I may have commented that feature out
05:27:52 <BigJibby> remind me in 0.1 minutes to slap RandyWalker
05:27:53 <Monty> BigJibby: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:16:56 BST 2006
05:28:01 <RandyWalker> phenny: remind me in 16:00 to check the eggs
05:28:07 <Monty> BigJibby: You asked me to remind you to slap RandyWalker
05:28:13 <RandyWalker> phenny: remind me in 16 minutes to check the eggs
05:28:14 <sbp> yeah, I did
05:28:14 <sbp> # f_timer.rule = r'(?i)^$nick[:,] +remind me in (\d+):(\d+):(\d+) .*$'
05:28:14 <sbp> # f_timer.thread = True
05:28:19 * BigJibby slaps RandyWalker
05:28:21 <RandyWalker> how the hell
05:28:28 <RandyWalker> phenny: remind me in 16 minutes
05:28:30 <sbp> it wasn't being used all that often
05:28:39 <sbp> as I say, I commented it out. read: it doesn't work
05:28:44 <RandyWalker> :\
05:28:47 <RandyWalker> why?
05:28:49 <bancus> monty does that
05:28:50 <Monty> 'aaaaa'
05:28:53 <RandyWalker> now how do I know when my eggs are done
05:28:56 <sbp> because nobody was using it and Monty does it better, yeah
05:29:00 <Monty> configure my music; since I cut off on BBC open up words
05:29:05 <RandyWalker> Monty: remind me in 16 minutes to check the eggs
05:29:05 <Monty> RandyWalker: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:34:03 BST 2006
05:29:11 <RandyWalker> BST?
05:29:13 <RandyWalker> crap
05:29:14 <RandyWalker> um...
05:29:16 <RandyWalker> .t bst
05:29:16 <phenny> Tue, 02 May 2006 06:18:14 BST
05:29:22 <RandyWalker> k
05:29:23 <sbp> that's still in 16 minutes, don't worry :-)
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05:29:29 * Arnia juggles Monty
05:29:29 <Monty> feedback and such.
05:29:29 <sbp> Monty is a British bot, run by Jibbler
05:29:33 <RandyWalker> actually
05:29:33 <sbp> yo Arnia!
05:29:39 <Monty> (I like System.out.println("debug: update the panel game world are inevitable, and nsh. I certainly not that every so I wouldn't expect that broke big u, zodiac, interface, the default certainty.
05:29:46 <RandyWalker> Monty: forget my last reminder and remind me in 18 minutes to check the eggs
05:29:47 <BigJibby> minutes here are faster than yours
05:29:47 <Monty> csete: once in today.
05:29:57 <RandyWalker> :\
05:30:01 <RandyWalker> Monty: remind me in 16 minutes to check the eggs
05:30:02 <Monty> RandyWalker: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:34:59 BST 2006
05:30:10 <Arnia> Hey hey hey!
05:30:16 <RandyWalker> Monty: remind me in 17 minutes to check the eggs
05:30:16 <Monty> RandyWalker: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:36:13 BST 2006
05:30:16 <sbp> how goes it, Arnia?
05:30:19 <RandyWalker> ok
05:30:32 * RandyWalker stabs martha stewart and nigella lawson for being liars.
05:30:39 <RandyWalker> .wik nigella lawson
05:30:43 <phenny> "Nigella Lucy Lawson (born 6 January 1960) is a British journalist, cookery writer and television presenter." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson
05:30:43 <jetscreamer> Monty: remind me in 2 minutes that i need a life
05:30:43 <Monty> jetscreamer: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:21:41 BST 2006
05:30:52 <sbp> Martha already went to jail for it, no need to stab her
05:30:53 <Arnia> It is ok... thinking about getting a bit more sleep
05:30:54 <RandyWalker> omh, she's two years older than my mom
05:30:58 <RandyWalker> *omg
05:31:00 <sbp> Arnia: probably a good idea
05:31:09 <RandyWalker> rumor has it nigella lawson is coming soon to the food network
05:31:12 <RandyWalker> I can't wait
05:31:19 <Arnia> RandyWalker: How old are you?
05:31:45 <RandyWalker> Arnia: I was born 1983-07-29 11:12 -4:00
05:31:52 <Arnia> 22 then
05:31:54 <RandyWalker> :)
05:32:03 <sbp> .calc 1983-07-29 11:12 -4:00 in years ago
05:32:05 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
05:32:07 <sbp> heh
05:32:15 * Arnia uses Special Ninja Technique
05:32:18 <RandyWalker> .calc 1983 to years ago
05:32:22 <phenny> RandyWalker: Sorry, no result.
05:32:28 <sbp> that'd be a neat feature
05:32:33 <Arnia> Learnt from the Ninja Badgers
05:32:43 <sbp> the SNiT
05:32:48 <RandyWalker> omg
05:32:59 <RandyWalker> Nigella has a degree in Modern and Midieval languages
05:33:05 <sbp> neato
05:33:06 <RandyWalker> Medieval*
05:33:07 <Monty> jetscreamer: You asked me to remind you that i need a life
05:33:11 <Arnia> Seems like Vince has moved into the building
05:33:18 <sbp> Vince?
05:33:26 <Arnia> QAF
05:33:27 <jetscreamer> damn
05:33:36 <RandyWalker> QAF?
05:33:49 <jetscreamer> Monty: remind me in 2 minutes you need a life
05:33:49 <Arnia> Kept going 'oh my god' all the time
05:33:49 <Monty> rilly..
05:34:00 <jetscreamer> Monty: remind me in 2 minutes that you need a life
05:34:00 <Monty> jetscreamer: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue May 02 06:24:58 BST 2006
05:34:12 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:34:13 <RandyWalker> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_Jews
05:34:21 <RandyWalker> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jews
05:34:28 <RandyWalker> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew%3F
05:34:45 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_Jews_(exhaustive)
05:34:59 <Arnia> Where did Nigella Lawson read her degree?
05:35:02 <sbp> Wikipedia does go a bit overboard from time to time
05:35:22 <sbp> Arnia: oxon
05:35:44 <Arnia> 1978 to 1981?
05:35:49 <RandyWalker> Lawson attended Godolphin and Latymer School and Westminster School before graduating from Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford with a degree in Modern and Medieval Languages.
05:36:08 <Monty> jetscreamer: You asked me to remind you that you need a life
05:36:13 <jetscreamer> thanks Monty
05:36:14 <Monty> It seems that t7 is black!
05:36:23 <RandyWalker> Monty: you're so weird
05:36:25 <sbp> dunno. why?
05:36:30 <Monty> kill me, and covered their conversations too much dev lately though because it sure it more sleep - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SBP
05:36:38 <Arnia> sbp: Just curious
05:36:52 * Arnia is probably too tired to be sensibly IRCing
05:37:06 <Arnia> Thank goodness this is #swhack
05:37:13 <sbp> sounds like my kind of "just curious" though :-)
05:37:19 <RandyWalker> uh-oh
05:37:23 <RandyWalker> vatican.va is down
05:37:27 <RandyWalker> digg effect
05:37:27 <RandyWalker> haha
05:38:15 <sbp> hmm, http://www.cofe.anglican.org/ is still up
05:39:08 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:39:17 <Arnia> As is http://www.chaosmatrix.org/
05:39:45 * Arnia immanentizes a raspberry eschaton
05:40:01 <sbp> heh, hey now
05:41:02 <Arnia> I reckon eschatons are like chupa chups
05:41:17 <sbp> sold in pharmacists across the land?
05:41:18 <Arnia> I'm looking for the cola flavour one
05:42:07 <Arnia> Was thinking more of the varieties angle. But hey, yours works too
05:42:12 <sbp> hehe
05:42:45 * Arnia formally introduces himself to RandyWalker: ""
05:43:02 <RandyWalker> hello Arnia. I like ice weasels. http://www.randywalker.net/
05:43:15 <Arnia> What about badgers?
05:43:21 <RandyWalker> meh
05:43:27 <RandyWalker> I can't draw a badger.
05:43:32 * Arnia dances
05:44:04 <Arnia> sbp: Permission to lay on a feast?
05:44:49 <RandyWalker> I've got eggs boiling
05:45:08 <Monty> RandyWalker: You asked me to remind you to check the eggs
05:45:19 <Arnia> Delia Smith style eggs?
05:45:23 <RandyWalker> who?
05:45:48 <sbp> heh, you know Nigella Lawson but not Delia Smith?
05:45:58 <RandyWalker> yea
05:46:03 <Arnia> Delia will not be happy
05:46:03 <sbp> Arnia: feasty permissions granted!
05:46:08 <Monty> RandyWalker: You asked me to remind you to check the eggs
05:46:16 <RandyWalker> who is she?
05:46:25 <sbp> .wik Delia Smith
05:46:27 <phenny> "Delia Smith (born 18 June 1941, in Woking, Surrey) is a British TV chef, known for her interest in food and teaching basic cookery." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith
05:46:36 * Arnia snaps his fingers and Monty turns into a roast swan and accouterments
05:46:37 <Monty> Neal Stephenson really really want one later. heads off coding for GPRS and move unix mail
05:47:02 <sbp> roast swan? how kingly
05:47:16 <Arnia> sbp: Imagine we're in Buckinghamshire and it is legal
05:47:38 <Monty> RandyWalker: You asked me to remind you to check the eggs
05:47:42 <RandyWalker> swan, eh?
05:47:44 <Arnia> Just think you've all come around for tea at mine
05:47:45 <RandyWalker> hmmm
05:47:50 <RandyWalker> is it similar to goose?
05:47:54 <RandyWalker> I've not had goose
05:48:06 <Arnia> Ok, so that would be Durham... but my original home
05:48:12 * Arnia stops speaking
05:48:52 <sbp> what should one eat as an offering to the badgers, Arnia?
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05:49:26 <RandyWalker> sbp: lettuce.
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05:49:36 <sbp> makes sense
05:49:40 <Arnia> sbp: Who'd want to offer favour to the badgers?
05:49:58 <sbp> Arnia: rogue penguins
05:50:15 * Arnia snaps his fingers again and a large crate of Tallisker rises out of the floor
05:51:07 <sbp> hmm, the king o' drinks according to Robert Louis Stevenson according to Google
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05:52:51 <Arnia> Hmm... bed
05:53:14 <Arnia> Shouldn't have gotten up four hours after going to sleep :/
05:53:18 <sbp> heh, nope
05:53:25 <sbp> c'ya! sleep weller
05:53:30 <RandyWalker> me nibbles on his eggs
05:53:41 <Arnia> RandyWalker: Had some ribs remouved?
05:53:48 <Arnia> oooh, interesting spelling
05:53:48 <RandyWalker> LOL
05:53:51 * Arnia runs
05:53:54 <BigJibby> .compare "email" "mail" "post" "fedex"
05:53:58 <phenny> "mail" (7,210,000,000), "email" (6,560,000,000), "post" (3,700,000,000), "fedex" (63,900,000)
05:54:05 <sbp> BigJibby: no need for the quotes there
05:54:12 <RandyWalker> Arnia: I just hard-boiled some eggs :P
05:54:30 <Arnia> RandyWalker: I gathered
05:54:42 * Arnia crawls back into bed
05:55:38 <BigJibby> .compare " mail" mail
05:55:41 <phenny> mail (6,980,000,000), " mail" (6,980,000,000)
05:56:25 <BigJibby> hmm
05:59:16 <BigJibby> .compare gmail hotmail "hotmail -hack -h4x*"
05:59:19 <phenny> hotmail (395,000,000), gmail (155,000,000), "hotmail -hack -h4x*" (12)
05:59:41 <RandyWalker> what's good on hard-boiled eggs?
05:59:44 <RandyWalker> I have two left
05:59:45 * thelsdj watches some ReGenesis
05:59:55 <RandyWalker> the first three were cooked well... but eggs are bland
05:59:59 <BigJibby> becel
06:00:03 <thelsdj> RandyWalker: make quick deviled eggs out of them?
06:00:06 <RandyWalker> becel?
06:00:17 <RandyWalker> thelsdj: too much work.
06:00:19 <BigJibby> margarine
06:00:29 <RandyWalker> thelsdj: I had egg salad for lunch today, anyhoo...
06:00:29 <BigJibby> @google spell margarine
06:00:31 <thelsdj> salt and pepper?
06:00:32 <supybot> BigJibby: No spelling suggestion made. This could mean that the word you gave is spelled right; it could also mean that its spelling was too whacked out even for 02G04o08o02g03l04e to figure out.
06:01:12 <BigJibby> RandyWalker, try peanut butter, or nutella
06:01:19 <RandyWalker> omg
06:01:22 <RandyWalker> I