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00:26:34 <EarleMartin> Monty, countdown
00:26:35 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 10, 3, 9, 10, 5. Your target is 488. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:26:59 <EarleMartin> Monty: calc (5*100)-3-9
00:27:00 <Monty> EarleMartin: 488
00:27:05 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
00:27:06 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 3 milliseconds. I found all 248 solutions in about 200 milliseconds.
00:27:08 <Monty> ibot 10*10*5 - 3 - 9
00:27:28 <EarleMartin> ibot?
00:27:32 <nsh> .wik Countdown#rules
00:27:35 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Countdown#rules".
00:27:41 <nsh> what are the rules again?
00:28:01 <EarleMartin> Use each number no more than once?
00:28:13 <EarleMartin> But you don't have to use all of the numbers.
00:28:20 <bjoern_> right
00:28:26 <nsh> .wik Countdown_%28game_show%29#Numbers_rounds
00:28:32 <phenny> "Game Show Moments Gone Bananas was a television series on VH1." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Show_Moments_Gone_Bananas
00:28:37 <EarleMartin> heh
00:28:41 * nsh writes own bot
00:28:56 <nsh> in theory, if it didn't involve effort
00:29:02 <EarleMartin> Monty, countdown conundrum
00:29:02 <Monty> india
00:29:07 <EarleMartin> er...
00:29:16 <bjoern_> round
00:29:16 <bjoern_> one
00:29:17 <bjoern_> fight!
00:29:23 <EarleMartin> that wasn't what I expected
00:29:26 <nsh> For a numbers round, a set of numbers are laid out face-down on a board; the top row always consists of the four "large numbers" 25, 50, 75 and 100, while the other rows are filled with two copies of the numbers 1 to 10. Six numbers are chosen (the ability to choose one or more "from the top" gives the same sort of partial control as the vowel/consonant split in the letters game). The contestants attempt to combine these numbers to reach the three-digit target r
00:29:26 <nsh> andomly generated by the resident computer, CECIL (Countdown Electronic Calculator In Leeds), using the basic arithmetical operations of multiplication, division, addition and subtraction (brackets are also allowed, but are rarely explicitly referred to as such).
00:32:15 <bjoern_> I wonder whether pow() counts as multiplication...
00:34:05 <EarleMartin> Heh.
00:34:54 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
00:34:54 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 5, 1, 10, 1, 3. Your target is 894. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:35:07 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (10-9)*100 - 5 - 1
00:35:08 <Monty> bjoern_: 94
00:35:14 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (10-1)*100 - 5 - 1
00:35:14 <Monty> bjoern_: 894
00:35:24 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
00:35:26 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 50 milliseconds. I found all 4 solutions in about 233 milliseconds.
00:35:27 <Monty> ibot (10 - 1)*100 - 5 - 1
00:36:15 <EarleMartin> Does Monty speak RSS?
00:36:17 <Monty> According to me, rabbits is EPOC!
00:36:34 <EarleMartin> Silly rabbits, EPOC is for kids.
00:36:38 <bjoern_> twe spoke a lot about RSS.
00:37:07 <EarleMartin> http://downlode.org/Code/Perl/feedstuff/feedstuff.cgi?what=conundrum
00:37:20 <EarleMartin> should give you a 9-letter conundrum every time
00:37:24 <EarleMartin> no answer though :)
00:38:01 <bjoern_> you dare posting RSS .91 on #swhack ??
00:38:23 <EarleMartin> heh
00:38:25 <bjoern_> you should upgrade to RSS 1.1 ASAP!
00:39:11 <thelsdj> i prefer rss 3.4
00:39:31 <thelsdj> i found the specification in dave winers trashcan
00:39:31 <bjoern_> .swhack RSS 3.14
00:39:49 <bjoern_> what were you looking for in the trashcan?
00:39:53 <EarleMartin> Followed by RSS 3.141...
00:40:00 <phenny> bjoern_: http://swhack.com/logs/2005-01-20#T18-43-31
00:40:36 <EarleMartin> Neat trick.
00:40:44 <thelsdj> i believe i was looking for the mythical opml spec that makes it useful
00:41:13 <EarleMartin> oh, he keeps that in the room on the other side of the pit, with the floor tiles that launch blowdarts out of the walls
00:41:47 <EarleMartin> throw me the spec, I throw you the whip!!
00:41:48 <thelsdj> yea but supposedly you can just go in through the backdoor that says 'stay out'
00:42:10 <EarleMartin> dammit, who keeps leaving that open
00:42:29 <thelsdj> dave goes out there when he needs a smoke
00:42:43 <bjoern_> [ Warning: Winer inside ] would be a better sign, no?
00:43:53 <EarleMartin> I'm going to blow up the spec, Renée!
00:44:03 <EarleMartin> Go on, then! Blow it back to Winer.
00:44:57 <bjoern_> .g Mit Dem Schwert Nach Polen René
00:44:59 <phenny> bjoern_: http://www.last.fm/music/Die+%C3%84rzte/_/Mit+dem+Schwert+nach+Polen,+warum+Ren%C3%A9%3F
00:45:07 <EarleMartin> UNEARTHLY SPIRITS arise from the box, melting off the face of the Nazis^H^H^H^H^Hfollowers of Mark Pilgrim
00:47:02 <bjoern_> phenny, "Du bist zwanzig und dir waechst kein Bart; Deine Eltern sind bei der Post;"?
00:47:02 <bjoern_> phenny, "Wohnst in Marzahn, das ist ziemlich hart; Hast ein Leben lang gelosed;"?
00:47:07 <phenny> bjoern_: "You are not twenty and you grow beard; Your parents are at the postoffice;" (de)
00:47:10 <phenny> bjoern_: "Live in Marzahn, that is rather hard; A life has long gelosed;" (de)
00:49:33 <bjoern_> "Nine-tenths of a gig, Biggest ever seen, God this program's big: MS Word 15! Comes on 10 CD's, And requires -- Damn! Word is fine, but jeez: 60 megs of RAM!?"
00:49:33 <bjoern_> "Oh, Microsoft, Microsoft, bloatware all the way! I've sat here installing Word since breakfast yesterday. Oh, Microsoft, Microsoft, moderation please! Guess you hadn't noticed -- 4-gig drives don't grow on trees!"
00:49:44 <bjoern_> they are indeed rather hard to get these days...
00:52:03 <bjoern_> .gc "she sent me her GIF!"
00:52:06 <phenny> "she sent me her GIF!": 5
00:52:13 <bjoern_> .gc "she sent me her JPEG!"
00:52:16 <phenny> "she sent me her JPEG!": 0
00:52:16 <bjoern_> .gc "she sent me her BMP!"
00:52:19 <phenny> "she sent me her BMP!": 0
00:52:23 <bjoern_> .gc "she sent me her PNG!"
00:52:25 <phenny> "she sent me her PNG!": 0
00:54:22 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
00:54:22 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 7, 5, 6, 6, 10. Your target is 814. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:54:47 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (100-6-6)*10
00:54:47 <Monty> bjoern_: 880
00:54:49 <thelsdj> .gc "she sent me her jpg!"
00:54:51 <phenny> "she sent me her jpg!": 0
00:54:53 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
00:54:54 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 45 milliseconds. I found all 50 solutions in about 191 milliseconds.
00:54:55 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (100-6-6-5)*10
00:54:55 <Monty> ibot (100*7/5 - 6)*6 + 10
00:54:57 <Monty> bjoern_: 830
00:55:08 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
00:55:08 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 2, 2, 8, 7, 9. Your target is 533. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:55:18 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 50*(9+2) - 7
00:55:19 <Monty> bjoern_: 543
00:55:23 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 50*(9+2) - 7 - 8 - 2
00:55:24 <Monty> bjoern_: 533
00:55:38 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
00:55:40 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 11 milliseconds. I found all 84 solutions in about 200 milliseconds.
00:55:41 <Monty> ibot (50 + 2 + 8)*9 - 7
00:55:51 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
00:55:52 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 8, 7, 5, 10, 1. Your target is 332. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:56:13 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 5*75 - 10
00:56:14 <Monty> bjoern_: 365
00:56:22 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
00:56:23 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 5 milliseconds. I found all 208 solutions in about 204 milliseconds.
00:56:25 <Monty> ibot (7*5 - 1)*10 - 8
00:56:34 <bjoern_> good bot.
00:57:15 <bjoern_> Monty, random
00:57:15 <Monty> Random number: 94
00:57:59 <bjoern_> Hey Monty, One large one and five small numbers: 50, 3, 7, 5, 2, 2. Your target is 172. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
00:58:01 <Monty> can just dispatched in fact...
00:58:11 <bjoern_> go ahead Monty
00:58:12 <Monty> <Neo> What does? Snak?
00:58:22 <bjoern_> Monty! keep Neo out of this!
00:58:31 <Monty> well... hmm .. I'm a 'click' event made sense, but no means people, csr, and see http://www.w3.org/mid/1141775444.26363.1361.camel@dirk.w3.org btw whats going caaarlo
00:58:54 <bjoern_> I don't know what's going caaarlo Monty
00:58:54 <Monty> Hey Matt
00:59:05 <bjoern_> err Monty... maybe get some sleep?
00:59:09 <Monty> feminine inexplicable gangbang craves unforgettable PCI socket, apparently.
00:59:15 <bjoern_> ...
01:02:16 <EarleMartin> yow
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01:54:47 <kpreid> .compare missusing misusing
01:54:51 <phenny> misusing (2,420,000), missusing (994)
01:57:58 <bjoern_> .gc Miss U Zing.
01:58:00 <phenny> Miss U Zing.: 285,000
02:01:35 <kpreid> .gc "miss using"
02:01:38 <phenny> "miss using": 42,000
02:01:49 <bjoern_> .gc "misses using"
02:01:52 <phenny> "misses using": 14,100
02:02:24 <kpreid> .gc "mistusing"
02:02:26 <phenny> "mistusing": 2
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02:18:09 <kpreid> "Baby starlings are good to practice music by; they shriek for food in regular eighth-note triplets."
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03:27:20 <thelsdj> i think i figured out why java programmers suck so much, its not really the languages fault, its the teachers fault, seems like every course and book teaches java programming in the worst possible ways and teaches tons of bad habits
03:28:25 <clsn> I've taught Java.... Like what?
03:28:57 <bjoern_> I programmed in Java and I can say for sure it's the language's fault.
03:30:34 <thelsdj> maybe its both, a circular path to hell
03:30:41 <jsled> Eh. Java's not a great language, but it's not horrible. Verbose, certainly.
03:31:02 <thelsdj> maybe its just this one instructor i'm watching these video lectures of
03:31:03 <jsled> But I think it's that there's a lot of java jobs, leading to lots of programmers, leading to a wider variation.
03:31:45 <bjoern_> .g java schools spolsky
03:31:48 <phenny> bjoern_: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/ThePerilsofJavaSchools.html
03:32:04 <thelsdj> he uses the most confusing ways of writing simple things to a beginning class and doesn't bother to explain why, and makes it seem like thats the way you do it, if peoples code actually looks like his after the class he's done a very bad job
03:33:44 <thelsdj> this is the second or 3rd class of people who've never seen java and he does stuff like:
03:34:23 <thelsdj> return (V[i0].compareTo (v[k]) > 0) ? i0 : k;
03:34:29 <thelsdj> thats not really the worst just the first one i found
03:34:35 <clsn> Java has its good points. But you can't get started in it without "OK, you write this stuff, don't worry about what it means."
03:34:49 <clsn> Ugh. Ternary op? Most classes don't even get to that.
03:35:03 <clsn> (it's reserved for working out on your own and coding with to look really cool)
03:35:07 <thelsdj> and as he's expliaining what the ? : construct means he's saying how stupid it is, yet teaching it?
03:35:45 <jsled> 'i0'? 'k'?
03:35:54 <thelsdj> he wants the students to use javadoc, but says they should not use any of the advanced features just make sure to use /** not /* !!
03:36:26 <thelsdj> yea this code is soooo bad
03:37:09 <clsn> You never *need* ?: and you can code quite well without ever learning it.
03:37:22 <clsn> It sounds like this instructor is a d00fus.
03:37:56 <thelsdj> yea, he rips on open source too
03:38:12 <thelsdj> just because they don't comment every function and tell people to read the source
03:38:24 <clsn> Of course he would. If you wrote code like that, would you want people to see it?
03:45:03 <thelsdj> wow i can't parse this paragraph he has up on the slides
03:46:04 <thelsdj> 'in java, all simple containers are named, all structured containers are anonymous, and pointers point only to structured containers (Therefore, structured containers contain only simple containers)
03:46:13 <thelsdj> which seems to be wrong on quite a few counts
03:46:41 <clsn> It might be wrong, if I could be bothered to make sense of it.
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03:47:28 <thelsdj> yea i don't really care, my main point is this whole slide is basically useless
03:47:48 <thelsdj> doesn't actually give any useful information, there might be some hidden in there but he's not presenting it usefully
03:48:07 <bjoern_> I'd now impatiently wait for the slide with Enterprise Structured Container Beans and Enterprise Simple Container Beans.
03:48:23 <thelsdj> heh
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03:53:03 <thelsdj> ooh nice, video lectures for introduction to algorithms
03:54:30 <kpreid> thelsdj: his 'simple containers' are variables
03:55:00 <kpreid> it's a viewpoint which makes more sense if you start with C, where you can take the address of a variable...
03:55:15 <kpreid> Perl also works somewhat in that model
03:57:02 <kpreid> which isn't to say that it isn't a lousy teaching method; I just (think I) understand what the author was thinking
03:57:27 <bjoern_> Perl has an SV type with slots for numbers, strings, ...
03:59:54 <bjoern_> hehe http://ravenousgames.boob.co.uk/pics/dc_rpg/2d_rpg_ss03_l.gif
04:00:25 <thelsdj> ha
04:00:29 <thelsdj> ff3!
04:02:11 <bjoern_> the sprites certainly look like that, but from "We're making serious progress here on our Untitled Dreamcast RPG ..." on http://ravenousgames.boob.co.uk/ I doubt it's ff3
04:02:28 <bjoern_> also, I cannot recognize there this would be, and I played it through weeks ago...
04:02:28 <thelsdj> yea, i think they are borrowing sprites
04:02:46 <bjoern_> looks like they exploit the full power of the console...
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05:05:08 <bancus> .compare dipthong diphthong
05:05:11 <phenny> diphthong (371,000), dipthong (66,100)
05:05:25 <bancus> .wn diphthong
05:05:28 <phenny> diphthong 1. a vowel sound that starts near the articulatory position for one vowel and moves toward the position for another
05:07:38 <thelsdj> .ety diphthong
05:07:41 <phenny> "1483, from M.Fr., from L.L., from Gk. diphthongos, from di- 'double' + phthongos 'sound, voice,' related to phthengesthai 'utter, speak loudly.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=diphthong
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05:24:45 <jetscreamer> .wik u
05:24:49 <phenny> "U is the twenty-first letter of the modern Latin alphabet." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U
05:26:34 <aeonite> U is the most common word in the English language, according to AOL users.
05:28:14 <jetscreamer> yeah i was looking for the aol version :)
05:31:13 <aeonite> http://futurestarnetwork.com/Rating_System/status=view/id=598.html
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06:00:53 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
06:00:54 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 7, 4, 10, 4, 4. Your target is 187. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
06:01:14 <bjoern_> Monty, calc 100 + 7*10 + 4 + 4 + 4
06:01:14 <Monty> bjoern_: 182
06:01:24 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
06:01:25 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 28 milliseconds. I found all 24 solutions in about 217 milliseconds.
06:01:27 <Monty> ibot (4 + 4)*10 + 100 + 7
06:01:39 <bjoern_> Monty, countdown
06:01:39 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 7, 8, 7, 6, 7. Your target is 886. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
06:01:57 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (6+7)*75
06:01:57 <Monty> bjoern_: 975
06:02:05 <bjoern_> Monty, calc (6+7)*(75 - 7)
06:02:06 <Monty> bjoern_: 884
06:02:09 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
06:02:11 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
06:02:29 <thelsdj> lol
06:05:00 <aeonite> Monty, what is the best remedy for depression?
06:05:00 <Monty> Does that question interest you ?
06:05:09 <aeonite> Monty, yes.
06:05:12 <Monty> Clever but in java doc about MS Word is anything gets popular
06:05:16 <bjoern_> pump it up?
06:05:38 <bjoern_> that sounds scary Monty.
06:05:39 <Monty> Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
06:05:53 <bjoern_> no, actually, I wish you could stop it Monty.
06:05:57 <Monty> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/MsComicChat.png
06:06:31 <bjoern_> Is it Monty-talks-about-Microsoft day again?
06:06:33 <Monty> out there even at Rookie C
06:06:48 <bjoern_> I'll take that as "yes", Monty.
06:06:51 <Monty> Microsoft Windows is running and criticised!
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08:04:55 <La`MisTo|ON> hello
08:05:12 <La`MisTo|ON> somebody have a good RDC brute force?
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08:13:51 <Monty> hi Talliesin
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09:17:15 <xover> .gc obtusity
09:17:17 <phenny> obtusity: 11,100
09:17:28 <xover> .gc obtuseness
09:17:30 <phenny> obtuseness: 234,000
09:17:35 <xover> .w obtuse
09:17:38 <phenny> obtuse 1. of an angle
09:17:41 <phenny> obtuse 2. of a leaf shape
09:17:44 <phenny> obtuse 3. lacking in insight or discernment [...]
09:17:55 <xover> .ety obtuse
09:18:08 <phenny> Can't connect to etymonline.com (http://etymonline.com/?term=obtuse)
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09:19:46 <xover> .gc "security by obtuseness"
09:19:49 <phenny> "security by obtuseness": 0
09:19:54 <xover> .gc "security by obtusity"
09:19:56 <phenny> "security by obtusity": 0
09:20:18 * xover trademarks the phrase…
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09:38:14 <nsh> .gc "security by apocalypse"
09:38:16 <phenny> "security by apocalypse": 0
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09:39:28 <Jabberwock> morning
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11:39:24 <Talliesin> .gc "security by inoperability"
11:39:26 <phenny> "security by inoperability": 0
11:43:10 <kpreid> awww.
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12:18:25 <jsled> [[[
12:18:31 <jsled> --
12:18:31 <jsled> "Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as
12:18:31 <jsled> children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and
12:18:31 <jsled> listening to repetetive music."
12:18:31 <jsled> ]]]
12:18:35 <jsled> heh.
12:19:16 <Talliesin> The old ones are the best jsled.
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13:49:00 <mumbles-laptop2n> dammmit
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13:59:00 <jsled> .gc "security by obesity"
13:59:02 <phenny> "security by obesity": 1
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14:00:04 <mumbles-laptop2n> who was it who had the windows internet connection problem ?
14:00:14 <jsled> jcowan, iirc.
14:00:28 <mumbles-laptop2n> did he ever find the reasion ?
14:00:42 <mumbles-laptop2n> only asking becouse ive now currentley got the same problem
14:01:03 <jsled> new firewall software blocking outbound 80, iirc.
14:01:39 <mumbles-laptop2n> windows firewall ?
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14:03:59 <jsled> Actually, vgrep'ing through backscroll, I can't find where he said what it was.
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14:05:56 <jsled> hmm. no... in fact, he claims that after shutting off all firewalls (windows, anti-virus and anti-spy), it still wouldn't work.
14:06:29 <mumbles-laptop2n> crap
14:38:57 <sbp> damn man. I almost wrote a working port of GNU patch in Python without any errors whatsoever. I made three: typo typo SringIO for StringIO, typo false for False, and typo sys.stdout for sys.stdout.write
14:39:50 <jsled> heh.
14:40:05 <kpreid> sbp: you missed a bug, and you'll only find it after it's corrupted your file...
14:42:32 <sbp> probably
14:43:06 <sbp> admittedly there was also a bug in the test suite that was caused by emacs mispasting, but that didn't affect the performance of the engine
14:49:13 <mumbles-laptop2n> crap
14:49:25 <mumbles-laptop2n> my backup drive is toast
14:49:45 <jsled> :(
14:50:04 <jsled> Did you find out because you needed to make use of it?
14:50:10 <mumbles-laptop2n> yep
14:50:38 <mumbles-laptop2n> went to tthe omptue shop to see if i could by a external backup drive
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15:05:08 <giovannit> here i am
15:05:09 <giovannit> again
15:05:28 <giovannit> asking for a pious soul with a mac to help me package dbin 0.4 :-)
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15:27:13 <Talliesin> sbp, what's the story with RSS1.1?
15:27:18 <Talliesin> Did you deprecate it?
15:28:22 <mumbles-laptop2n> its working now...
15:31:47 <sbp> Talliesin: yo! I wrote about the past, present, and future of RSS 1.1 at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rss-dev/message/7355 since I occasionally get asked just that
15:32:12 <sbp> it's a bit of a read, but the summary is "mothballed, complete unless someone wants us to do more with it"
15:34:35 <Talliesin> A right.
15:34:48 <Talliesin> We were wondering whether to reference it in a MIME request application.
15:35:22 <sbp> you may if it'd help in any way
15:35:40 <Talliesin> If it's mothballed we'll probably leave it.
15:35:51 * sbp flicks through... "[CC3-MIME] Criterion #3: RSS 1.1 documents SHOULD be served with a media type of "application/rss+xml", or MAY be served with a media type of "application/rdf+xml". Other values MUST NOT be used." - http://inamidst.com/rss1.1/#cc-MIME
15:35:59 <sbp> what's being registered?
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15:36:38 <Talliesin> application/rss+xml
15:36:57 <sbp> it's not already registered? I thought mnot did that
15:37:04 <sbp> .g site:ietf.org application/rss+xml
15:37:07 <phenny> sbp: https://datatracker.ietf.org/public/idindex.cgi?command=id_detail&id=7792
15:37:33 <sbp> -> draft-nottingham-rss-media-type-00, expired. hmm
15:37:52 <sbp> well, I hope you manage to push it through then. that should've been done ages ago
15:38:37 <sbp> mind pinging #swhack at various stages of its publication, if you remember? it'd be nice to keep an eye on it
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15:59:18 <jsled> "yes"@de
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16:23:08 <clsn> http://web.meson.org/alas.html : translation of a document discussing Hebrew translations of LotR. Not "official", but not secret. Interesting enough if you're into that sort of thing.
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16:27:11 <redmonk> w00t
16:27:25 <bjoern_> .t -7
16:27:27 <phenny> Mon, 08 May 2006 09:14:57 -7
16:27:38 <Arnia> WOMBLES OF WIMBLEDON!
16:32:13 <redmonk> arnia!
16:32:22 * redmonk does the pogo
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16:49:48 * Jabberwock chortles in his joy
16:52:20 <sbp> no chortlin', dizzy hoode. yaffta chizzy hortle, innit?
16:52:54 <Jabberwock> it goes snicker snack
16:54:09 <sbp> hehe: "went over the corrected translation with a fine-toothed comb [lit. 'with seven eyes (or fourteen, if glasses count as double)']" - http://web.meson.org/alas.html
16:57:29 <clsn> Heh. It's apparently a Hebrew idiom.
16:57:39 <clsn> And I figured I might as well translate it.
16:57:48 <clsn> I did, however, skip over one or two other puns that didn't translate.
16:58:34 <Jabberwock> The pink and purple pelican?
16:58:35 <sbp> clsn: is "the name of Waymoot/Weymouth(???) west of Hobbiton has been dropped" per the original?
16:59:00 <clsn> No, that was my problem; I couldn't remember the name aright. I should look it up or note that.
16:59:08 <sbp> it's Waymoot
16:59:13 <sbp> Weymouth is an actual place
16:59:38 <clsn> That's probably why I had it in my head. Is Waymoot in fact a place in Middle-Earth?
16:59:55 <clsn> .g waymoot
16:59:58 <phenny> clsn: http://www.waymoot.org/
17:01:00 <clsn> Guess so. http://www.shirepost.com/Cat_Waymoot.html
17:01:02 <bancus> I'm baffled.
17:01:07 <sbp> "This name remained 'Rivendell,' because we could not find a translation into Hebrew that was more pleasing to the ear and the eye--and thats a shame."
17:01:15 <bancus> This EDD form has one more space than my Tax ID has digits.
17:01:21 <sbp> yeah, 'tis. I just checked on Christopher Tolkien's map to see where it is
17:01:43 <clsn> *shrug* they couldn't beat "rivendell"... owell.
17:02:26 <clsn> Aw man, Tolkien coins??
17:02:28 <clsn> http://www.shirepost.com/Coinage.html
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17:11:05 <sbp> huh, they're kinda good actually
17:12:33 <clsn> And others too! They have legendary ones, off-planet ones... Dang, cool stuff. A coin marked in tengwar does sound cool.
17:14:43 <sbp> I'm quite impressed. even to the extent of looking at the store
17:15:28 <sbp> heh, they made a Mithril coin out of Niobium
17:16:20 <sbp> 'The "HayPenny" name derives from the English "Ha'penny" or half-penny. We like to think it's also the local price of a small bale of hay!'
17:20:27 <Morbus> eh oh sbp
17:20:29 <phenny> Morbus: 13:34Z <kandinski> tell Morbus to check this out: http://playsh.org/ it is a game by Matt Webb and friends that he might like. Also sbp. But hey.
17:20:39 <Morbus> and i wasn't playing.
17:20:48 <Morbus> i was just saying "man, i suck" based on the ranking discussion.
17:20:52 <Morbus> because I do.
17:20:54 * Morbus whimpers.
17:21:44 <sbp> ah! hellos
17:21:56 <clsn> Holy moly... That shirepost coin shop is incredible.
17:21:59 <sbp> yeah, d8uv is bahnstorming past you
17:22:02 <sbp> clsn: yup!
17:22:09 <Morbus> sbp: he's so much better than me.
17:22:13 <Morbus> i've not gotten below -3.
17:22:19 <Morbus> though, i got my first eagle the other day.
17:22:34 <sbp> I got my first hole in one yesterday
17:22:50 <Morbus> pretty soon, you're not gonna wanna play with someone like me.
17:22:53 <Morbus> "morbus on my team!?! ahaqhahahah, no.
17:22:55 <Morbus> "
17:22:57 <sbp> heh, heh
17:23:09 <sbp> it can't be any worse than d8uv really
17:23:17 <sbp> actually he's playing a lot better now he's not doing crazy shit
17:23:24 <sbp> he still pulls out crazy shots from time to time
17:23:32 <sbp> sometimes he even pulls them off, actually
17:23:57 <Morbus> 5 more hours and then i can play ;)
17:24:00 <sbp> what was your best score on Blue Lagoon again?
17:24:01 <sbp> sweet
17:24:10 <sbp> though I don't think I'll be still awake then
17:24:17 <Morbus> pff, no idea.
17:24:18 <Morbus> -2 maybe.
17:24:29 <Morbus> I TOLD YOU I SUCK
17:24:35 <sbp> heheh
17:24:43 <sbp> well I went around with you and I can't remember what we got
17:24:50 <Morbus> neither do i.
17:25:05 <Morbus> we gotta figure out some times to definitely play.
17:25:13 <sbp> yeah, that'd be a good idea
17:25:29 <sbp> it seems like we're both around in the GMT day but you're only able to play in the GMT night when I'm asleep
17:25:40 <Morbus> what happened when we first got it?
17:25:44 <Morbus> you were just staying awake?
17:25:50 <sbp> I was awake during the night
17:25:55 <sbp> now I'm awake during the day
17:26:05 <sbp> trouble is, it usually stays like that for quite a while
17:26:47 <sbp> gimme a few days and I think I'll be up past midnight though
17:27:28 <sbp> is there no way you could do a round before work, for example, until then?
17:27:44 <Morbus> my before work is at 7 AM EST, when the GF is sleeping.
17:27:52 <Morbus> and I got a baby arriving in 17 days.
17:27:59 <Morbus> so my schedule is gonna be even more hectic.
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17:30:48 <sbp> aye
17:30:58 <sbp> golf in between feedings and diappy changes
17:31:08 <Morbus> :
17:31:10 <Morbus> )
17:31:13 <sbp> club in one hand and shit in the other!
17:31:24 <sbp> that could be the new Morbus logo
17:31:31 <Morbus> "<sbp> that was a shitty play."
17:31:34 <Morbus> <Morbus> I know!
17:31:35 <sbp> hehe
17:31:50 <sbp> actually that's one way I've been able to measure d8uv's improvement
17:31:58 <sbp> I shout at him much, much less now
17:32:02 <sbp> it used to be all:
17:32:15 <sbp> <sbp> OMG PLAY IT RIGHT! RIGHT! IT'S OOB THERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
17:32:24 <sbp> now it's more like:
17:32:36 <sbp> <sbp> good shot
17:33:39 *** bjoern_ changed the topic to: "<sbp> OMG PLAY IT RIGHT! RIGHT! IT'S OOB THERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
17:33:53 <sbp> yesterday I was starting to play 10 shots or so below my best for some reason, and I realised it was because I was rushing the tournaments to get through them in time. when I stopped doing that, I started creaming people again
17:34:21 <sbp> shame there aren't more Sepia tournaments though
17:34:35 <sbp> we need to play more matchplay against people
17:34:47 <sbp> matchplay is definitely the most fun--imagine a you, me, d8uv matchplay against people
17:34:50 <sbp> that'd be so rad
17:35:01 <clsn> Gaah. 800ct of cubic zirconia, sold as the Arkenstone. Yow.
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17:36:02 <Arnia> .........
17:36:05 <Arnia> ;;;
17:36:13 <Arnia> REVENGE OF THE PUNCTUATION
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17:39:15 <Arnia> So how is everyone this fine Monday
17:39:21 * Arnia singes
17:41:15 <sbp> I'm okay I guess
17:41:26 <sbp> I've been working on souping up my changesets code
17:56:34 <aeonite> I love starting my day off with a 45-minute post office experience.
17:57:11 <sbp> how come you guys have mail flaps but post offices?
17:57:28 <sbp> on the other hand, how come we have Royal Mail and post offices...
17:57:39 <clsn> You leave my male flaps out of this!
17:57:48 <sbp> I... my goodness
18:00:58 <thelsdj> i think we should go back to the days when the postmaster general was a cabinet level position
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18:01:39 <clsn> I tried putting mail in the cabinet. It never got delivered.
18:03:00 <sbp> you should've mailed it to the cabinet
18:03:34 <bancus> Stylistic question.
18:03:37 <clsn> Maybe that would work.
18:03:38 <thelsdj> would have been real quick service too
18:04:04 <bancus> I'm writing a disclaimer into a form, that goes "To the best of our knowledge and belief, the above-listed part(s) ..."
18:04:13 <bancus> How do I conjugate a verb in this case?
18:04:27 <bancus> as "is/are"?
18:04:34 <bancus> Or do I just run with the singular?
18:04:59 <clsn> I guess you could use is/are, or pick one or the other and stay with it. Plural sounds good too, actuallu.
18:05:07 <thelsdj> hrm, i would go with are
18:05:13 <bancus> k
18:05:18 <thelsdj> because usually i read part(s) in the plural
18:05:27 <clsn> Or you could write in dialect, and say "be". :)
18:05:34 <thelsdj> ha
18:05:41 <aeonite> The issue I have with the post office is that it doesn't need to be that slow.
18:05:53 <aeonite> It took 45 minutes to put stamps on 60 packages, all of identical weight.
18:05:59 <aeonite> That should have been a ten minute process.
18:06:02 <clsn> They don't need to be, but they're going with their strongest skills.
18:06:44 <bancus> in full "To the best of our knowledge and belief, the above-listed part(s) are not from military or government sources and have not been subjected to severe stress or heat (as in major engine failure, accident, incident or fire).
18:07:13 <clsn> Sounds good. Add "so there" at the end.
18:07:17 <bancus> Heh.
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18:14:05 <bancus> .swhack "and without inquiry"
18:14:30 <phenny> bancus: No results for ""and without inquiry"".
18:15:58 <sbp> .swhack and without inquiry
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18:16:22 <phenny> sbp: No results for "and without inquiry".
18:16:34 <sbp> I always go with the latter reading
18:17:04 <sbp> compare "that person (or people) is a cad" with "that person (or people) are cads"
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18:17:48 <bancus> "the latter reading"?
18:20:13 <sbp> conjugate it to agree with the last noun
18:21:03 <bancus> ah
18:21:37 <bancus> in your example, I'd go with the former, but I agree with thelsdj that I'd read it as parts, ignoring the parenthesis
18:21:58 <bancus> .swhack without inquiry
18:22:20 * deltab is reminded of "There were one room and one object."
18:22:22 <phenny> bancus: No results for "without inquiry".
18:22:27 <bancus> damn
18:22:42 <bancus> there was a really good non-incident statement I saw a while back, thought I relayed it here
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18:23:00 <bancus> it basically amounted to "We don't think anything's wrong with this part, but then again, we haven't asked."
18:23:15 <bancus> "To the best of our knowledge, and without inquiry..."
18:27:52 <sbp> hmm
18:28:05 <sbp> I just worked out that with the Mithril Haypenny you could buy a dozen ponies
18:28:25 <sbp> ...here's my working:
18:28:55 <sbp> the Mithril/Niobium Haypenny weighs 2.7 grams according to https://secure.gcmcomputers.com/shirepost/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=31_36_44_2&products_id=154&osCsid=a3f825e88b159fb3a98cad2d5877d42f
18:29:19 <JibberJim> could you swap them progressively larger until you got to something you could swap for ponies?
18:29:21 <sbp> they worked out that a pony costs about $48: "So, at an exchange rate of twelve US dollars per Shire silver penny, an appropriate price for Bill the Pony might have been $48." - http://www.shirepost.com/CoinQuotes.html
18:29:34 <sbp> JibberJim: heh, heh. no because they didn't have blogs
18:30:13 <sbp> according to Wikipedia, "Its worth was ten times that of gold, and now it is beyond price" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mythril
18:30:24 <sbp> I'm going for the ten times price since infinity is a bit hard to calculate with
18:30:55 <sbp> also according to Wikipedia, "On 5 May 2006 the London gold fixing was $682.00/oz" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold using the stats on http://www.lbma.org.uk/statistics_current.htm
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18:31:08 <sbp> so, Mithril would be worth $6820.00/oz
18:31:15 * DrBacchus wonders what "hone in" means in folks' minds when they say it.
18:31:20 <sbp> .calc 2.7 grams in troy ounces
18:31:23 <phenny> 2.7 grams = 0.0868070157 troy ounces
18:31:30 <Jabberwock> that's a lot of cocaine
18:31:33 <sbp> .calc 6820.00 * 0.0868070157
18:31:35 <phenny> 6 820.00 * 0.0868070157 = 592.023847
18:31:42 <sbp> .calc 592.023847 / 48
18:31:44 <phenny> 592.023847 / 48 = 12.3338301
18:31:57 <sbp> so just over a dozen ponies of Bill the Pony's calibre
18:32:26 <sbp> DrBacchus: to hone is to tune or whittle down to or target in on, as I understand it
18:32:27 <bancus> NSMB is making me want to buy a DS.
18:32:40 <sbp> EXPN?
18:32:57 <deltab> new Super Monkey Ball?
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18:33:01 <bancus> Close
18:33:05 <deltab> Naked?
18:33:17 <sbp> oh, I got DS then
18:33:21 <bancus> New Super Mario Brothers
18:33:25 <sbp> oho
18:33:25 <bancus> http://mario.nintendo.com/
18:33:29 <deltab> Na... oh, okay then
18:35:00 <sbp> hahaha. Mega Mushroom mode is *awesome*
18:35:28 <Jabberwock> is that for gamecube?
18:36:06 <Jabberwock> oh, DS
18:36:32 <Jabberwock> How is the DS?
18:36:35 <Jabberwock> THe PSP looks cooler
18:36:59 <bancus> It looks cooler, but the DS games look better.
18:37:12 <bancus> My brother has a PSP.
18:37:23 <bancus> There are some decent games, and the screen is beautiful.
18:37:41 <bancus> Big negative to it is that my hands cramp up after playing for a few minutes.
18:37:54 <DrBacchus> sbp: I understood the phrase to be "home in on", as in a signal or beacon.
18:37:56 <bancus> If it was only like an inch bigger, it wouldn't be a problem, but my hands just aren't made for something that size.
18:38:10 <aeonite> brilliant out of context quote
18:38:21 <bancus> LOL
18:38:41 <bancus> Like this one:
18:38:42 <bancus> 11:25 -!- Topic for #...: #TEFLON DONG | < Ear> It's dead now, but he keeps whacking it in hopes it will move again.
18:38:51 <Jabberwock> I'm still addicted to gamecube/resident evil 4
18:39:00 <Jabberwock> I've never played a game so long without getting bored
18:39:08 * bancus can't wait for the ... wii. -_-
18:39:21 <deltab> DrBacchus: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002622.html
18:39:26 <bancus> that's like me and HL2
18:39:32 <bancus> first game I've played to the end in years
18:39:32 <sbp> EGGCORN ALERT
18:39:36 <sbp> .g eggcorn
18:39:39 <phenny> sbp: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/
18:39:42 <deltab> and http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/%7Emyl/languagelog/archives/000378.html
18:40:22 <sbp> see also http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/english/48/hone/
18:40:33 <bancus> heh
18:40:57 <bancus> headline "African Union Official Is Hacked to Death in Darfur"
18:41:07 <bancus> First thought: "Man, they got some crazy hackers over there in Sudan.
18:41:28 <aeonite> Africa is messed up. It's like The Road Warrior over there.
18:41:37 <bjoern_> phenny, "Wer zweimal mit der gleichen pennt, gehoert schon zum Establishment"?
18:41:41 <Jabberwock> Legions of Doom?
18:41:42 <phenny> bjoern_: "Who pennt twice with the same, belongs already to the establishment" (de)
18:41:55 <aeonite> People install fingerprint locks on their cars and the thieves cut people's hands off to open the locks
18:42:08 <Jabberwock> pretty sick
18:42:46 <DrBacchus> Yay.
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18:55:59 <thelsdj> robot chicken just keeps getting better
18:57:19 <jsled> Oh? I should really record it. I've only seen a couple of episodes.
18:58:02 <bjoern_> .img cow and robot chicken
18:58:05 <phenny> cow and robot chicken: http://www.bitpuddle.com/images/2004/08/experience2.jpg
18:58:48 <thelsdj> i wish it was longer, its like a 15 minute show or something
18:59:10 <aeonite> 1-800-ARMY is not a valid phone number
18:59:37 <thelsdj> 1-800-GO-ARMY isn't either is it?
19:00:11 <thelsdj> what is the us army #? i thought it was something like go army heh
19:00:12 <bancus> 1-800-TEH-ARMY is
19:00:40 <thelsdj> true
19:00:44 <bancus> their number is 1-800-USA-ARMY
19:00:45 <thelsdj> ah its 1800usaarmy
19:00:46 <aeonite> 1-800-SAL-ARMY
19:01:18 <jsled> 1-800-SW-ARMY
19:01:31 <bjoern_> 1-800-YOUR-MOM
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19:03:16 <aeonite> my friend had 1-800-NINJA-CL(an) for a while
19:05:25 <Jabberwock> http://www.landofthelost.com/lotlpics/ganda1.jpg
19:05:33 <Jabberwock> that's awesome
19:05:54 <clsn> Ah, back when dinosaurs looked like that...
19:06:49 <Jabberwock> land of the lost
19:06:50 <Jabberwock> heheh
19:06:56 <Jabberwock> grump and alice
19:07:01 <aeonite> not the mama
19:07:43 <Jabberwock> lol
19:07:44 <Jabberwock> http://www.landofthelost.com/lotlpics/ganda1.jpg
19:08:08 <clsn> Still looks the same.
19:09:27 <Jabberwock> er oops
19:10:16 <Jabberwock> http://www.landofthelost.com/sounds/Zarn2.mp3
19:11:57 <clsn> Oooookay.
19:12:06 <sbp> more realistic dinosaur depiction: http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/DINOSAURhq1.jpg
19:12:07 <Jabberwock> isn't that awesome? lol
19:12:31 <Jabberwock> http://www.landofthelost.com/index.htm
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19:15:09 <aeonite> Dinosaurs is about the only thing the old Ninja Burger game didn't have
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19:20:04 <aeonite> twain Morbi
19:21:37 <bancus> .wn belief
19:21:39 <phenny> belief 1. any cognitive content held as true
19:21:42 <phenny> belief 2. a vague idea in which some confidence is placed
19:21:43 <bancus> huh
19:21:53 <bancus> didn't look spelt correctly
19:23:47 <bjoern_> oh crap, I missed 01:02:03 04.05.06
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19:27:26 <sbp> .origin kilimanjaro
19:27:47 <phenny> Can't find info about kilimanjaro*.
19:27:52 <bjoern_> Lurker of the day nomination!
19:28:06 <sbp> yeah, definitely goes to kilimanjaro
19:28:16 <bjoern_> congratulations kilimanjaro!
19:28:39 <JibberJim> hurrah!
19:28:45 <JibberJim> congratulations kilimanjaro
19:31:17 <bjoern_> bah, you still can't order http://www.clocky.net/
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19:46:57 <sbp> aeonite: the correct plural is Morbuses dux
19:47:37 <jsled> .origin jsled
19:47:44 <phenny> First saw jsled on #swhack at 2004-04-19 18:32:56, who then first said 'sbp, Morbus.'
19:48:14 <Morbus> .origin my nutsack
19:48:24 <phenny> Can't find info about my nutsack*.
19:48:32 <Morbus> AbABABABAAHAHAHAH
19:48:34 * Morbus wanders off.
19:50:18 <bjoern_> .origin jessica
19:50:24 <phenny> First saw jessical on #swhack at 2004-08-21 21:35:59, saying '. . .'
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19:51:17 <bancus> .origin your mama
19:51:26 <phenny> Can't find info about your mama*.
19:51:32 <bancus> Damn right you can't.
19:57:27 <bjoern_> .ety mug shot
19:57:29 <phenny> "'drinking vessel,' 1570, 'bowl, pot, jug,' perhaps from Scand. (cf. Swed. mugg 'mug, jug,' Norw. mugge 'pitcher, open can for warm drinks'), or Low Ger. mokke, mukke 'mug.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=mug
20:05:26 <thelsdj> wow that episode of the west wing was beautiful, they still have the touch
20:18:02 <aeonite> http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/2342/adventuresunlimitedtheacademy0.jpg
20:23:16 <Morbus> so which one are you?
20:23:23 <Morbus> i bet you're the cat.
20:27:34 <aeonite> I have people thinking i'm the guy in the back with the wings
20:27:58 <thelsdj> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/07/the_odd_body_nearly_naked_ape/
20:32:22 <redmonk> yo Morbus - can you match against the query string in mod_rewrite?
20:32:47 <Morbus> I don't recall. My gut says no.
20:32:51 <Morbus> But I am sure I'm wrong.
20:32:53 <redmonk> bah
20:33:29 <thelsdj> i'm sure he's wrong too, but i don't recall either
20:33:44 <thelsdj> but unlike him my gut doesn't say no, just says 'i'm hungry' currently
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20:36:43 <redmonk> [[[
20:36:44 <redmonk> Note: Query String
20:36:45 <redmonk> The Pattern will not be matched against the query string. Instead, you must use a RewriteCond with the %{QUERY_STRING} variable.
20:36:48 <redmonk> ]]]
20:39:14 <redmonk> i'm not sure i get it
20:39:35 <redmonk> does the previous rewritecond determine what the rewriterule gets matched against?
20:40:04 <thelsdj> http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2006/05/08/time_to_sink_or_graduate/
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20:44:07 <deltab> new series with Michelle Gomez on BBC2 now
20:44:34 <JibberJim> titles look pretty crap
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21:42:45 <deltab> sbp: received your Green Wing DVDs yet?
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22:19:04 <thelsdj> .wik oort cloud
22:19:07 <phenny> "The Oort cloud, alternatively termed the Öpik-Oort Cloud, is a postulated spherical cloud of comets situated about 50,000 to 100,000 AU from the Sun." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oort_cloud
22:21:05 <deltab> .wik woot cloud
22:21:18 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "woot cloud".
22:21:49 <thelsdj> i couldn't remember whether an oort cloud was something real or some sci fi idea
22:23:15 <aeonite> both!
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22:35:39 <Monty> it's JibberJim!
22:36:43 <JibberJim> it's Monty!
22:36:49 <Monty> due to know anything written' (e.g. the mission to games too dark outside to drop in fact a vague idea
22:42:15 <deltab> Monty: vague ideas are your favorite, aren't they?
22:42:19 <Monty> Easter's atmospherical portal quacks at sprays's bagged balls :(
22:42:41 <deltab> Monty: vaguely meainingful
22:42:42 <Monty> 2006-03-04T19:58:04Z
22:42:57 * JibberJim wonders what's so significant about that time Monty
22:42:57 <Monty> oral 3. Of or try to something in such a new feed format to strace, it already. is from a total of looking boxes.
22:59:00 <redmonk> yo
22:59:03 <redmonk> hi all
22:59:27 <redmonk> is there a way to get a working copy out of svn without all the .svn dirs?
22:59:52 <jsled> `svn export`.
22:59:58 <jsled> But it's not a working copy, it's an export.
23:00:01 <jsled> But why?
23:00:04 <redmonk> that's what i meant
23:00:06 <redmonk> perfect
23:00:21 <bancus> and stick an && find . -type d -name .svn | xargs rm -rf at the end
23:03:12 <redmonk> bancus: no need to nuke the .svn's - export does that
23:04:52 <bancus> k
23:04:59 <bancus> I meant s/and/or/
23:05:25 <redmonk> ah
23:05:26 <redmonk> heh
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23:34:15 <est> no monty luv
23:34:15 <Monty> odd
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23:35:40 <nsh> Monty, and tidal waves couldn't save the world from californication
23:35:40 <Monty> Right...
23:35:50 <nsh> Monty, monosyllabic isn't.
23:35:50 <Monty> Please go on.
23:35:58 <nsh> Monty, pentasyllabic is.
23:35:59 <Monty> Yeah PC
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23:43:27 <est> nsh: what is "autologous"?
23:44:16 <nsh> from oneself
23:44:27 <nsh> if i take blood from myself then inject it later
23:44:37 <est> nono..i was responding to you in the form of a question :)
23:44:40 <JibberJim> do you do that much?
23:44:54 * nsh smiles
23:45:10 <est> JibberJim: dont ask too much
23:45:52 <est> nsh: i have the heart of a little boy :D
23:46:10 <nsh> you should give it back
23:46:45 <nsh> Monty, why is it that returning unwanted attention never helps get rid of it?
23:46:55 <Monty> image/gif (5,210,000), image/png (1,590,000), image/jpg image/png image/gif (5,210,000), image/png (1,590,000), image/jpg image/png image/gif image/tiff (404,000), image/svg+xml (131,000)
23:47:26 <bjoern_> good to know Monty
23:47:29 <Monty> castrating errant VHS belongs to royal spreaded dishwashers :P
23:47:37 <bjoern_> not so good to know Monty
23:47:38 <Monty> not madeworkherd
