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00:21:49 <BigJibby> Hal, who are you?
00:22:38 <BigJibby> girbble, who is Hal?
00:22:40 <girbble> BigJibby: HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
00:24:34 <BigJibby> girbble, was Stanley Kubrick guy who the made that movie?
00:24:35 <girbble> BigJibby: I can't say "yes" or "no".
00:24:48 <BigJibby> girbble, did you choke on something?
00:24:49 <girbble> BigJibby: No I didn't choke on something. What's it like?
00:25:05 <BigJibby> girbble, it's hard to breath
00:25:05 <girbble> BigJibby: Try.
00:25:18 <BigJibby> girbble, no
00:25:19 <girbble> BigJibby: Next question?
00:32:24 <BigJibby> girbble, what is the answer to the next question?
00:32:25 <girbble> BigJibby: It depends on how you phrase the question.
00:32:40 <BigJibby> girbble, what is the question?
00:32:41 <girbble> BigJibby: What?
00:32:55 <BigJibby> girbble, ok, I'll do that.
00:32:56 <girbble> BigJibby: Let me know how it works out. Yeah that's right.
00:34:25 <BigJibby> girbble, it worked out good. but I lost the next question.
00:34:25 <girbble> BigJibby: I'm glad to hear it. Umm. Where did you last see it.
00:34:54 <BigJibby> girbble, last I saw the next question was under Monty's foot
00:34:54 <girbble> BigJibby: Is this really the last one?
00:35:01 <Monty> I've customized the girl who runs the orpie(1) RPN calculator recently which I tried with Eclipse developers about subscription information not \b.
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00:36:52 <BigJibby> bullshit, Monty
00:36:52 <Monty> screw you
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00:37:26 <BigJibby> Monty, that's no way to greet schepers
00:37:26 <Monty> Are you saying no just to be negative?
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02:34:31 <clarity_> yo
02:37:20 <BigJibby> ho
02:38:06 <clarity_> man I wish I could find a good old skool rap podcast
02:38:41 <BigJibby> kriss kross will make you want to jump ... yo
02:38:54 <clarity_> yeah pretty much
02:38:55 <perigrin> how old skool? like EZE? or like Grand Master Flash?
02:39:10 <perigrin> Hip to the Hop to the Hip Hip Hop
02:39:15 <clarity_> krs1, early-mid 90s
02:39:40 <clarity_> so early 80s to mid 90s
02:40:22 <perigrin> I can say "wiki wiki wiki" a bunch if it helps? The only music I have from that era is new wave, post punk, and er ... punk
02:40:46 <clarity_> any thirdwave ska?
02:40:55 <perigrin> some
02:40:55 <clarity_> 2nd or 3rd wave rather
02:41:02 <clarity_> right on
02:41:03 <clarity_> I love ska
02:41:08 <perigrin> :)
02:42:10 * BigJibby watches 99 red balloons go by
02:42:38 <perigrin> ~Oh Bela ... Bela's Undead~
02:43:12 <clarity_> man this sucks I'm stuck at home studying on a friday night
02:44:09 <perigrin> I'm logged into work still, waiting to make sure stuff doesn't fail.
02:45:52 <BigJibby> what are you studying?
02:45:59 <clarity_> scheme
02:46:26 <clarity_> I have a homework and a project due monday for my scheme (lisp) course
02:47:58 <BigJibby> (
02:56:09 <clarity_> yeah that's about how I feel
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03:14:03 <jsled> hip hop, the rock, you don't stop, the rock.
03:14:19 <clarity_> most def
03:20:45 <perigrin> Ford prefect?
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05:51:34 <Monty> But what does perigrin have to do with the price of fish?
05:51:37 <phenny> Hush there, Monty.
05:51:38 <Monty> worked for big
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08:14:58 <Monty> hi dmiles
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09:44:55 <sbp> boing
09:45:09 <bjoern_> sbp!
09:45:21 <sbp> hello! it is morning
09:45:26 <bjoern_> it is noon
09:45:47 <bjoern_> DARE I DEFY THY SBPZ!
09:51:34 <sbp> .t
09:51:37 <phenny> Sat Oct 7 10:39:44 BST 2006
09:52:03 <bjoern_> ONE HOUR BEHIND, TEH BRITS, I SAY
09:52:03 <sbp> Sat Oct 7 12:00:00 BSH 2006
09:52:27 <bjoern_> you see, and t-h is rather small
09:52:30 <sbp> I consider us one hour ahead
09:52:35 <sbp> stupid daylight savings
09:52:58 <sbp> yeah, levenshtein distance of one
09:53:47 <sbp> if something has that small a levenshtein distance, it's essentially the same thing, surely
09:54:02 <bjoern_> I agree!
10:00:20 <bjoern_> anyone got a expression optimizer (math, 3 variables, ==, -, mod, and, or, not, <, >)?
10:01:27 <bjoern_> Also, I'm somewhat disappointed that in VBA '(a > 0 And Not (c < b) And ((c - b) Mod a) = 0)' results in an error if a = 0 ...
10:02:34 <bjoern_> (a,b,c are ints -x...0...+x, if that helps...)
10:02:44 <bjoern_> 'coz my expression isn't all that nice...
10:03:21 <bjoern_> here is the main part:
10:03:23 <bjoern_> [[[
10:03:24 <bjoern_> (a = 0 and c = b) or _
10:03:24 <bjoern_> (a > 0 and not(c < b) and ((c - b) mod a) = 0) or _
10:03:24 <bjoern_> (a < 0 and not(c > b) ((b - c) mod -a) = 0)
10:03:25 <bjoern_> ]]]
10:04:49 <bjoern_> I want to optimize it for coolness
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10:18:45 * sbp reads about microsummaries, grumbles a bit
10:18:47 <sbp> http://wiki.mozilla.org/Microsummaries
10:21:02 <sbp> heh: http://www.livesimplicity.net/topics/radios-future
10:21:06 <sbp> nice choice
10:22:18 <sbp> one user says, quoted on the homepage lol: "Radio is modern for goodness sake and has never been more popular than it is today - infinitely more users than the web lol."
10:23:32 <sbp> an expression optimiser would be nice
10:24:17 <sbp> when I make really complicated nested expressions, I often wonder if there's a better way of documenting them in general
10:24:38 <sbp> and, depending on the circumstances, there sometimes is
10:25:06 <sbp> I guess that's optimisation for readability
10:25:18 <sbp> the compiler/interpreter should make it fast
10:25:35 <sbp> this shouldn't be your problem! :-)
10:26:47 <sbp> .ety isthmus
10:26:50 <phenny> "1555, from Gk. isthmos 'narrow neck of land,' especially that of Corinth, of unknown origin, perhaps from eimi 'to go' + suffix -thmo (cf. ithma 'a step, movement')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=isthmus
10:29:13 <sbp> livesimplicity.net is actually quite interesting
10:29:25 <sbp> lots of nice little topics
10:31:17 <sbp> "If I had a garden I would pay to have a grass cutting robot."
10:31:19 <sbp> - http://www.livesimplicity.net/topics/what-will-you-give-up-for-simpli
10:31:25 <sbp> I want one of them
10:32:30 <sbp> [[[
10:32:32 <sbp> Simplicity is not about ridding your life of frills, it's really about minimizing mental complexity. It's about removing those small moments of confusion throughout the day. "Where are my keys again?" The simple answer should be on the key hanger by the door or on your dresser. "
10:32:33 <sbp> ]]]
10:32:37 <sbp> - ibid.
10:32:54 <sbp> this is nice. it's like a life hacks pattern wiki
10:33:31 <JibberJim> Except of course that just transfers the effort from finding the keys
10:33:36 <JibberJim> to storing the keys
10:33:59 <JibberJim> so do you want the effort when you are finishing the day/situation etc. or do you want the effort when you're starting it - it's not a free ride
10:35:02 <bjoern_> My keys are always in the door
10:35:09 <sbp> not really, because the average amount of time invested in a simple storage operation is lower than that of an exhaustive search of possible locations
10:35:09 <bjoern_> until I remove them from there
10:35:14 <sbp> heh
10:35:17 <bjoern_> in which case things tend to get ugly
10:39:38 * JibberJim doesn't agree with that sbp
10:40:07 <JibberJim> it assumes the place you leave your stuff is always where you are when you want to put them down
10:41:01 <JibberJim> say I choose next to the bed - then if I want to empty my pockets when downstairs - I have to go up to the bedroom - disturbing the bevvy of sleeping beauties - when it would be easier to just put them down whereever I am
10:45:00 <sbp> heh, heh
10:45:14 <sbp> well I'd say that the best place is by the door
10:45:26 <sbp> since you must have them out already to get in
10:45:38 <JibberJim> that assumes you have one door
10:45:46 <JibberJim> and it assumes you want to take them out each time
10:45:55 <sbp> true. most people only have one front door though
10:46:03 <sbp> does it?
10:46:17 <sbp> you can easily just leave 'em there
10:46:25 <JibberJim> what happens if you're popping in for 30 seconds, but the 30 seconds turns into an hour, in which case you want to take them out of your pocket
10:46:27 <sbp> unless you're psychoneat
10:46:35 * JibberJim also doesn't have a front door key
10:46:40 <sbp> hehe
10:46:47 <JibberJim> so they keys I'm talking about are different ones
10:46:54 <JibberJim> most people have a front door and a backdoor
10:47:32 <sbp> if you're only in for 30 seconds, I still don't think it takes longer to put them on, say, a table or hook by the door than it does to put them in your pocket
10:47:50 <JibberJim> again you're assuming it includes the front door key :-)
10:47:58 <JibberJim> so they are out at the point you enter the door
10:48:16 <JibberJim> that might not have been required as your fellow occupiers happen to be in
10:48:21 <JibberJim> so the door is open
10:48:22 <sbp> that what includes the front door key? the keychain?
10:48:41 <JibberJim> yes the keys
10:49:36 <sbp> well this only really applies for people who have front door keys. I assumed that's what we were talking about here :-)
10:50:02 <sbp> if you're in a different situation,like you absail down your chimney to get in then sure...
10:50:10 <bjoern_> [ (0 = 0 and (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) = 0) or (0 > 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) < 0) and (((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) - 0) mod 0) = 0) or (0 < 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) > 0) and ((0 - (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1)) mod -1*0) = 0) ] is equal to [ false() ] :(
10:50:31 <sbp> ooh, that's kinda useful
10:50:39 <sbp> the garrulous spelling
10:51:14 <sbp> "that statement is completely (0 = 0 and (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) = 0) or (0 > 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) < 0) and (((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) - 0) mod 0) = 0) or (0 < 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) > 0) and ((0 - (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1)) mod -1*0) = 0)!"
10:51:27 <bjoern_> hehe
10:53:24 <sbp> JibberJim: what if you went out, not taking your keys because there's someone in, and they went out? or you came home and didn't put your FDK by the door because someone is in, and they go out before you leave?
10:53:48 <sbp> actually I don't understand in general how you can never use a front door key
10:53:56 <sbp> unless the absailing thing
10:54:16 <bjoern_> "ask your dog"
10:54:29 <JibberJim> Because the door is open sbp
10:54:30 <sbp> or just break in
10:54:32 <JibberJim> unlocked
10:54:36 <sbp> dee-no-mee-tay!
10:54:37 <JibberJim> so you walk in
10:54:49 <JibberJim> Not all front door locks are yale type
10:54:56 <sbp> oh, it's never locked? even easier I guess
10:55:14 <bjoern_> Why have a lock then?
10:55:21 <sbp> didn't know you were living in the 1970s
10:55:26 <JibberJim> It's not locked at a particular time when you go in - but you need to carry your keys with you in case everyone else goes out
10:55:27 <bjoern_> never locked, no lock, no key, no problem
10:55:27 <sbp> I envy you :-)
10:55:54 <bjoern_> Doctor it hurts when I do this.
10:56:02 <sbp> heh
10:56:13 <sbp> so you could still hang 'em up by the door
10:56:41 <sbp> doors should just scan our DNA or something
10:56:55 <sbp> guess they'll do something like that eventually
10:57:09 <bjoern_> Only over my dead corpse
10:57:16 <sbp> or maybe we can just find a social way to stop people tresspassing
10:57:20 <JibberJim> but that means removing them from your pocket as you walk in - taking lots of effort to remember to remove them
10:57:22 <bjoern_> Oooh, we can arrange for that
10:57:27 <JibberJim> OUT them on the internet sbp?
10:57:33 <sbp> ooh yes
10:57:41 <sbp> "Joe Bloggs is a tresspasser"
10:58:00 <sbp> JibberJim: okay, now I follow
10:58:09 <sbp> so what you need is a big magnet
10:58:18 <sbp> that sucks them out your pocket
10:58:42 <bjoern_> Who'd have thought CSS' :nth-child(an+b) expressions are as easy to express as
10:58:42 <bjoern_> [[[
10:58:42 <bjoern_> (_a = 0 and (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) = _b) or
10:58:42 <bjoern_> (_a > 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) < _b) and
10:58:42 <bjoern_> (((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) - _b) mod _a) = 0)
10:58:42 <bjoern_> or (_a < 0 and not((count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1) > _b) and
10:58:44 <bjoern_> ((_b - (count(preceding-sibling::*) + 1)) mod -1*_a) = 0)
10:58:46 <bjoern_> ]]]
10:58:47 <sbp> and a trip wir that turns the (electro)magnet off temporarily when you walk out
10:58:53 <bjoern_> and well, that's what I assume, I can't make sense of the spec
10:58:59 <sbp> so that they fall into your pocket
10:59:06 <sbp> what is that?
10:59:26 <bjoern_> :nth-child(even) :nth-child(odd) :nth-child(3) ...
10:59:27 <sbp> s/wir/wire/
10:59:39 <sbp> .cy wir
10:59:42 <phenny> gwir, adj Example example_sentence=Mae'n wir ddrwg gyda fi i glywed y newyddion. real, true, net, veridical, very (BBC)
10:59:47 <phenny> No matches. (Geiriadur)
10:59:59 <sbp> "Gwir, gwir."
11:00:14 <sbp> .gc "gwir, gwir"
11:00:16 <phenny> "gwir, gwir": 96
11:00:21 <sbp> heh
11:00:40 <sbp> .cy glywed
11:00:43 <phenny> No result. (BBC)
11:00:46 <phenny> No matches. (Geiriadur)
11:00:51 <sbp> .cy clywed
11:00:59 <phenny> No result. (BBC)
11:01:02 <phenny> clywed to hear v. clyw- (Geiriadur)
11:01:29 <sbp> hmm
11:01:37 <sbp> still can't decipher it
11:01:47 <sbp> .cy drwg
11:01:51 <phenny> drwg, adj Example example_sentence=Mae'r brifathrawes yn awyddus i gosbi disgyblion drwg. bad, evil, impious, iniquitous, injurious, naughty, wicked, offensive (BBC)
11:01:54 <phenny> drwg evil n.m. (drygau /drygiau) harm n.m. (drygau /drygiau) hurt n.m. (drygau /drygiau) damage n.m. (drygau /drygiau) detriment n.m. (drygau /drygiau) bad adj. naughty adj. evil adj. (Geiriadur)
11:02:40 <sbp> there is true harm with me to hear the news?
11:02:47 <sbp> wtf
11:02:52 <sbp> bleeding idioms
11:07:26 <bjoern_> well, there are plenty of papers discussing XPath expression optimization by rewriting the expressions, but no tools!
11:07:39 <sbp> .compare mongoosist mongooist
11:07:42 <phenny> mongoosist (10), mongooist (0)
11:07:45 <sbp> bah
11:14:30 <sbp> 'One Southern military source, speaking anonymously to The Associated Press, said it was unclear whether the intrusion was "intentional or whether it was to catch fish".' - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5415304.stm
11:16:18 <sbp> .w insouciance
11:16:21 <phenny> insouciance 1. the cheerful feeling you have when nothing is troubling you
11:17:41 <crschmidt> hellos
11:20:02 <sbp> hello!
11:20:13 <crschmidt> how goes?
11:20:22 <sbp> utchy'm reading http://books.guardian.co.uk/reviews/politicsphilosophyandsociety/0,,1884091,00.html
11:22:23 <sbp> the sceptics are growing up?
11:24:27 * crschmidt has never been much of a politics/philosophy type person
11:24:41 <sbp> me neither
11:25:01 <sbp> it just sits there and bugs me
11:25:25 <sbp> <- history and technology geek
11:25:48 <sbp> lots of history is about politics and philosophies though
11:26:26 * crschmidt nods
11:26:42 <crschmidt> I'm not even much of a history geek: I'm sadly mostly technology, something that Jess gets frustrated with to no end.
11:26:57 <crschmidt> I often feel ver lost in history conversations.
11:27:38 <crschmidt> I should really do something about it -- spread my interests out, so to speak -- but I find technology so frickin interesting that I seldom have the attention span to wander away from it to something more culturally interesting.
11:28:08 <crschmidt> There's so much to learn, see, and do: why should I stop when I've not done it all yet, etc.
11:28:28 <crschmidt> (I also almost always typo etc. as et.c and have to backspace.)
11:29:54 <sbp> yeah, I have the same problem except I'm worried about art and science
11:30:12 <sbp> I used to do a lot of both, but now I only generally do the latter
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11:30:20 <bjoern_> putting it another way: anyone know of an XPath implementation with a decent in-memory representation of the expression and, less important, an API to mess with it?
11:30:33 <sbp> what I do is try to make topic lists
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11:30:46 <sbp> big outlines of what I'm interested in
11:31:29 <sbp> but it has the same generative problem as writing memoirs: you can best think of topics and memories when some external stimulus or chain of thought reminds you
11:32:02 <sbp> and then you're so caught up in what you're doing you have no time, and sometimes no means, to record it
11:32:09 <sbp> two pertinent points:
11:32:43 <sbp> a) Darwin said his love of Shakespeare disappeared when he got more into science (via Chandra)
11:33:18 <sbp> b) Chesterton used to take notes fanatically. he'd stop in the middle of a road with traffic to take a note, sometimes
12:35:13 <JibberJim> anyone know if you can make windows just use one of its two processors?
12:36:02 <xower> Windows actually uses its processors? ITYM “abuse”. HTH, TTFN.
12:40:52 <xower> JibberJim: Will "/numproc=1" in boot.ini do the trick? Or possibly setting a specific app's affinity to one CPU?
12:45:44 <JibberJim> yeah there's a bios setting I've found - I was hoping not to have to reboot :-)
12:51:55 <bjoern_> bah, reboot. just get into ring 0 and jmp 0x... what was the address?
12:52:41 * bjoern_ starts eclipse now :(
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13:16:14 <Monty> it's JibberJim!
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13:23:46 <Monty> bah, it's bpt again
13:31:47 <sbp> .gc laxen
13:31:50 <phenny> laxen: 370,000
13:31:58 <sbp> .gc flaxen
13:32:00 <phenny> flaxen: 607,000
13:32:04 <sbp> .gc flaxenate
13:32:07 <phenny> flaxenate: 0
13:32:14 <sbp> .gc flaxeny
13:32:17 <phenny> flaxeny: 18
13:32:21 <sbp> .gc laxeny
13:32:23 <phenny> laxeny: 2
13:32:26 <sbp> whee
13:34:18 <BigJibby> .gc total flaxenation
13:34:22 <phenny> total flaxenation: 0
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14:58:35 <Monty> yo beoba!
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15:23:35 <Monty> lo thelsdj
15:23:36 <Monty> But what does tobbez have to do with the price of fish?
15:23:58 <phenny> Hush there, Monty.
15:24:00 <Monty> I love it when you grow delicious AGP port?!
15:25:09 <tobbez> Monty: Nothing, I usually tell myself
15:25:11 <Monty> some poor 850; don't really do SVG, AFAIK
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15:35:33 <bjoern_> countdown
15:35:33 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 5, 7, 3, 7, 7. Your target is 687. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
15:35:47 <bjoern_> calc 7*(100-3) + 7
15:35:47 <Monty> bjoern_: 686
15:36:03 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
15:36:04 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
15:36:07 <bjoern_> countdown
15:36:08 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 4, 5, 2, 4, 5. Your target is 516. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
15:36:21 <bjoern_> calc (100 + 4)*5 - 5
15:36:21 <Monty> bjoern_: 515
15:36:31 <bjoern_> calc (100 + 4)*5 - 4
15:36:31 <Monty> bjoern_: 516
15:36:37 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
15:36:39 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 18 milliseconds. I found all 16 solutions in about 222 milliseconds.
15:36:41 <Monty> ibot (100 + 4)*5 - 4
15:36:52 <bjoern_> countdown
15:36:52 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 7, 9, 4, 3, 4. Your target is 750. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
15:37:22 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
15:37:24 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 14 milliseconds. I found all 204 solutions in about 189 milliseconds.
15:37:25 <Monty> ibot (4/4 + 9)*25*3
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16:36:06 <bpt> .gc "disorganized religion"
16:36:06 <phenny> "disorganized religion": 22,400
16:36:40 <sbp> .gc sprawlen
16:36:41 <phenny> sprawlen: 249
16:44:21 <bjoern_> So in CSS you say [x~=y] and in XPath you say:
16:44:22 <bjoern_> [[[
16:44:35 <bjoern_> @*[ namespace-uri() = _x ][ local-name() = _y ][
16:44:35 <supybot> bjoern_: Error: Missing "]". You may want to quote your arguments with double quotes in order to prevent extra brackets from being evaluated as nested commands.
16:44:44 <bjoern_> not(contains(normalize-space(_y), ' ')) and
16:44:44 <bjoern_> ( . = _y or
16:44:44 <bjoern_> starts-with(normalize-space(.), concat(_y, ' ')) or
16:44:44 <bjoern_> contains(normalize-space(.), concat(' ', _y, ' ')) or
16:44:44 <bjoern_> substring(normalize-space(.),
16:44:44 <bjoern_> string-length(normalize-space(.)) + 1 -
16:44:46 <bjoern_> string-length(concat(' ', _y))) = concat(' ', _y))
16:44:48 <bjoern_> ]
16:44:50 <bjoern_> ]]]
16:44:56 <sbp> hehe
16:44:57 <bjoern_> at least I think so
16:45:25 <sbp> much more logical. it's self-documenting
16:45:27 <bjoern_> the substring is supposed to be ends-with(...)
16:45:57 <bjoern_> in XPath 2.0 you just say [@x=y] if 'x' is typed NMTOKENS
16:46:04 <sbp> ew
16:46:48 <bjoern_> I guess you can [xs:nmtokens(@x) = y] always, but I'd have to check first
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17:15:50 <sbp> .gc "more braver"
17:15:53 <phenny> "more braver": 622
17:16:02 <sbp> - Alan Shearer
17:16:17 <bjoern_> .gc "more beaver"
17:16:21 <phenny> "more beaver": 24,800
17:16:27 <sbp> I think those expressions are for emphasis
17:16:32 <sbp> or a change of mind
17:16:35 <sbp> or both
17:16:47 <crschmidt> So, does anyone have any cool historical maps lying around?
17:17:05 <sbp> mmm... historical maps
17:17:14 <bjoern_> edge of world <- roma -> edge of world
17:17:14 <sbp> I pasted one the other day, hang on
17:17:48 <bjoern_> -->[ TEH EVILZ ZEAMONSTARZ ]<---
17:17:57 <sbp> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Carta_Marina.jpeg
17:18:08 <sbp> via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Carta_Marina.jpeg
17:19:31 <sbp> probably too historical? :-)
17:22:11 <sbp> old-maps.co.uk is one I've used before, I think
17:22:18 <sbp> but it won't load for me
17:23:29 <xover> JibberJim: Didn't we see a copy of that at the local museum when you were here?
17:23:44 <JibberJim> very possibly
17:23:50 <sbp> cool
17:24:22 <xover> Now I need to go back there and check.
17:24:53 <xover> I wonder if I can get a hold of something akin to a curator, or if the bored teenagers moonlighting selling the tickets is it.
17:33:37 <crschmidt> sbp: that one actually works great
17:36:34 <crschmidt> Looking for some interesting new stuff to put in http://labs.metacarta.com/rectifier/
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18:05:00 <crschmidt> http://labs.metacarta.com/rectifier/rectify/42 <- works well over Google
18:05:22 <crschmidt> (You can switch to Google by clicking in the upper right)
18:05:51 <sbp> wow, cool
18:07:35 <bjoern_> .wik World
18:07:39 <phenny> "World refers primarily to a planet or to the Earth." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World
18:08:17 <bjoern_> .gc "Web Without Borders"
18:08:21 <phenny> "Web Without Borders": 21
18:08:34 <bjoern_> .gc "Internet Without Borders"
18:08:37 <phenny> "Internet Without Borders": 33
18:09:16 <bjoern_> .compare "border 1px solid black" "border 1px solid orange"
18:09:23 <phenny> "border 1px solid black" (300,000), "border 1px solid orange" (341)
18:10:20 <bjoern_> .gc "border 1px solid papayawhip"
18:10:23 <phenny> "border 1px solid papayawhip": 0
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18:19:38 * deltab watches the new Robin Hood
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18:25:40 * sbp turned it over already :-)
18:25:53 <sbp> the trailer annoyed me no end
18:26:05 <sbp> didn't like the lead actor
18:26:29 <sbp> John Actor plays a tough uncomprimising outlaw in: Robin Monkfish
18:26:43 <Arnia> We need more monkfish
18:26:52 * Arnia turns Monty into a monkfish
18:26:52 <Monty> So, does render quite interesting new here, note that sounds
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19:17:12 <bjoern_> "Unfortunately you aren't using a microsummary-enabled web browser like Firefox 2.0. You need such a browser to use microsummaries."
19:17:28 <bjoern_> :author is :idiot .
19:17:39 <bjoern_> .gc "bald nodes"
19:17:43 <phenny> "bald nodes": 3
19:17:51 <bjoern_> @translate german to english bald
19:17:52 <supybot> bjoern_: soon
19:18:03 <bjoern_> @translate english to german bald
19:18:04 <supybot> bjoern_: kahl
19:19:42 <bjoern_> I'd like to know the de/en word for which there is the longest chain translations, using deen(en) <=> ende(de)
19:19:52 <bjoern_> @translate german to english ende
19:19:53 <supybot> bjoern_: end
19:23:58 <deltab> lots of Monty Python stuff on BBC2 tonight
19:23:59 <Monty> pissy exclamations.
19:24:10 <deltab> yes, and more
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21:44:50 <Monty> hey tuxx_
21:44:56 <tuxx_> shutup monty
21:44:58 <Monty> nutcrackers is tasteless and crazy :P
21:45:04 <tuxx_> !diebitch!
21:45:05 <swhask> Unknown command, try @list
21:45:11 <tuxx_> @list
21:45:12 <supybot> tuxx_: Admin, Alias, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelStats, Config, Darcs, Dict, Filter, Format, Games, Google, Herald, Internet, Karma, Lart, Later, Lookup, Math, Misc, Network, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Poll, Praise, Python, Quote, RSS, Relay, Reply, Scheduler, Seen, ShrinkUrl, Sourceforge, Status, String, Supybot, Time, Todo, Topic, URL, Unix, User, Utilities, Weather, and Web
21:45:25 <tuxx_> !dict homosexual
21:45:25 <swhask> Supported dictionary-lookup commands:
21:45:25 <swhask> @all-dicts @devils @easton @elements @foldoc @gazetteer @hitchcock @jargon @lojban @vera @web1913 @wn @world02
21:45:25 <swhask> Use "@dict-help [cmd...]" for more.
21:45:43 <tuxx_> @dict-help
21:45:43 <supybot> tuxx_: Error: "dict-help" is not a valid command.
21:45:49 <tuxx_> !dict-help
21:45:49 <swhask> I perform dictionary lookups via the following 13 commands:
21:45:49 <swhask> @all-dicts .. Query all databases on dict.org
21:45:49 <swhask> @devils ..... The Devil's Dictionary
21:45:49 <swhask> @easton ..... Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary
21:45:49 <swhask> @elements ... Elements database
21:45:51 <swhask> [9 @more lines]
21:46:02 <tuxx_> !all-dicts homosexual
21:46:03 <swhask> *** "homosexual" wn "WordNet (r) 2.0"
21:46:03 <swhask> homosexual
21:46:03 <swhask> adj : sexually attracted to members of your own sex [ant: {bisexual},
21:46:03 <swhask> {heterosexual}]
21:46:03 <swhask> n : someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual
21:46:05 <swhask> [13 @more lines]
21:46:48 <tuxx_> !all-dicts you suck you stupid bot
21:46:50 <swhask> *** "You" gcide "The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
21:46:50 <swhask> thou \thou\ ([th]ou), pron. [Sing.: nom. {Thou}; poss. {Thy}
21:46:50 <swhask> ([th][imac]) or {Thine} ([th][imac]n); obj. {Thee}
21:46:50 <swhask> ([th][=e]). Pl.: nom. {You} (y[=oo]); poss. {Your} (y[=oo]r)
21:46:50 <swhask> or {Yours} (y[=oo]rz); obj. {You}.] [OE. thou, [thorn]u, AS.
21:46:53 <swhask> [429 @more lines]
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23:30:18 <Monty> hey MoiraA|Bath
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