2007-12-03 Swhack IRC Log

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00:04:34 <Monty> But what does libby have to do with the price of fish?
00:04:37 <phenny> Hush there, Monty.
00:04:38 <Monty> smacks phonecards.
00:10:22 <Arnia> Smack phonecards?
00:16:02 <nsh> I HAS PUZZLE
00:16:08 <Arnia> OOH
00:16:12 <Arnia> PUZZLEGOOD
00:16:38 <nsh> if you have three lights, leds, and you want to use them to impart some information to someone
00:16:45 <Arnia> Yes
00:16:48 <nsh> like a phone battery indicator
00:16:49 <Arnia> Indeed I do
00:17:14 <nsh> is there a way in which you can make it so that watching for longer gives you progressively more information
00:17:25 <nsh> without making it necessary to start watching at a particular time
00:18:13 <nsh> i.e. is it possible to make a pattern that is successively informative without being start-time-dependent
00:18:21 <Arnia> Hm
00:18:25 <therethinker> Hey!
00:18:47 <Arnia> Well, if your alphabet is just 8 letters long, you're fine
00:18:56 <Arnia> But that's doable
00:19:28 <nsh> say the information was some encoding of a string of characters
00:19:29 <therethinker> Arnia!
00:20:15 <nsh> how might you modulate (or whatever) the pattern so that the right message is decodable starting at any point in the sequence
00:20:24 <nsh> s/sequence/cycle
00:21:18 <nsh> so, for the phone example, the encoded pattern would be the decimal expansion of the battery charge percentage
00:21:28 <nsh> 34.5432522%
00:21:35 <therethinker> What?
00:21:51 <therethinker> Oh, nsh, I get what you're saying
00:22:04 <nsh> you think it's possible, therethinker?
00:22:15 <therethinker> Is this a brain-teaser
00:22:21 <therethinker> or do you actually need to do it?
00:22:26 <nsh> i don't need to
00:22:29 <nsh> but it'd be neat
00:22:31 <therethinker> hmm
00:22:47 <therethinker> I think it is definantly possible
00:22:48 <therethinker> BUT
00:22:56 <therethinker> it wouldn't be the most direct way of doing it
00:23:05 <nsh> how do you mean?
00:23:24 <therethinker> Lets say you have 2 pieces of info, ones 10 bits, the other is 100 bits
00:23:37 <therethinker> the small one is A, the big one is B
00:23:47 <therethinker> you could encode B using A
00:23:53 <therethinker> so that you'd have to know A to get B
00:24:11 <nsh> *nod*
00:24:22 <therethinker> But there's no reason to encode B using A
00:24:31 <therethinker> other than to make people wait longer
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00:25:32 <nsh> i think you're possibly missing the point. the idea is that you can get a rough estimate of something by glancing at the phone, but you can get more detailed information by looking for longer
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00:25:49 <therethinker> Ah... hmm
00:26:00 <nsh> and i just wondered if there was a way to do it so that it didn't matter when you start looking
00:26:06 <therethinker> Yeah, you could
00:26:36 <therethinker> You could have an indicator that switches between off and a color
00:26:42 <therethinker> the color is the rough estimate
00:26:54 <therethinker> and then it could be blinking at a certain rate
00:27:42 <Arnia> Hm
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00:28:04 <Arnia> No, a better way is to encode using some frequency modulation
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00:28:19 <nsh> that's what i was leaning towards, Arnia
00:28:34 <therethinker> Well, do you want a human to read it
00:28:38 <therethinker> or a device to read it?
00:28:44 <nsh> doesn't matter
00:29:05 <Arnia> nsh: but rate codings are easier
00:29:39 <Arnia> I think it is very domain dependent
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00:30:03 <nsh> mmm
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00:30:49 <Monty> it's neuronbot!
00:31:11 <Arnia> Iiiiiiit's...
00:31:22 <Arnia> Monty Python's Flying Circus!
00:31:22 <Monty> Does talking about this bother you ?
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00:31:32 <Arnia> Monty: not half as much as it will bother you?
00:31:40 <Monty> IndexError: list of etymos 'true,' related to stop by cutting close,' c.1320, from etymon 'true sense' (neut. of facere 'to brood,' Gk. lithos 'stone.'" - KMSP 16:53, 2253Z
00:32:48 <nsh> here's why i thought it was an interesting problem: in order to make each succesive datum add cumulatively to the information decoded, you have to make them dependent on (a) the information to be encoded (b) the previous data. but in order to make the sequence independent of starting point, you have to also have the code start afresh at each datum
00:33:13 <Arnia> Hm... fractal coding?
00:33:16 <nsh> right
00:33:37 <Arnia> .g time-series self-organizing map
00:33:37 <nsh> which is where i'm not sure about how possible it is
00:33:40 <phenny> time-series self-organizing map: http://www2.in.tu-clausthal.de/~hammer/papers/postscripts/wsom_plenary.pdf
00:34:09 <Arnia> May be something there
00:34:09 <nsh> Arnia, nice!
00:34:33 <nsh> You win seven and twelvety dollartoffees
00:34:54 <Arnia> Danke!
00:36:06 <therethinker> Arnia: can you help me out with my backpropegation techniques?
00:36:15 <therethinker> You seemed knowlegable
00:36:21 <Arnia> therethinker: have you read the requisite literature?
00:36:28 <therethinker> Yes
00:36:38 <Arnia> therethinker: what help do you need?
00:36:40 <therethinker> I've gotten it to work with only 2 layers
00:37:00 <therethinker> Well, I can't come up with a backpropegation algorithm
00:37:31 <Arnia> You're aware of the theorem regarding backprop NN algorithms and function learning?
00:37:36 <Arnia> You only need one hidden layer
00:37:42 <therethinker> Yep, I know
00:37:57 <therethinker> But I can't get it to work right
00:38:12 <therethinker> last time, it over-propegated
00:38:47 <Arnia> Ok... well look at things like thermodynamic analysis of such algorithms
00:39:01 <Arnia> Essentially, the problem is similar to that of simulated annealing
00:39:53 <therethinker> Hmm
00:40:30 <Arnia> It is a general problem with error-based learning algorithms
00:41:31 <Arnia> Backprop NNs get around it by assuming a 'training set' against which error will inevitably drop (decreasing the 'temperature' of the system as it gets into a stable state) and SOMs manually decrease the learning rate each epoch
00:41:40 <therethinker> Hmm
00:41:54 <Arnia> PLSOMs adjust the learning rate depending upon error, so they're continually adaptive
00:41:59 <Arnia> .g PLSOM
00:42:02 <phenny> Arnia: http://citeseer.ist.psu.edu/736066.html
00:42:34 <therethinker> Heh, I was about to do that
00:43:54 <Arnia> Any other questions?
00:44:06 <therethinker> Hmm, I'll play around with the info you gave me, thanks
00:44:38 <Arnia> No problem
00:44:41 <Arnia> Next!
00:45:27 <therethinker> Heh
00:47:06 <therethinker> Hmm, according to one thing I read, all the hiddens are hooked up to all the inputs
00:47:13 <therethinker> and all the outputs are hooked up to all the hiddens
00:48:01 <Arnia> yes
00:48:10 <Arnia> but the weight can adjust itself to 0
00:48:19 <therethinker> yeah
00:48:35 <Arnia> SOMs (incl. PLSOMs) have a very different structure however
00:48:36 <therethinker> but what's happening, is its hitting a point where they all end up returning 0
00:48:39 <Arnia> .g DISCERN SOM
00:48:41 <therethinker> and then go to all 1
00:48:41 <phenny> Arnia: http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0038071706002483
00:48:52 <therethinker> you can see in #neuronbot
00:54:54 <therethinker> There, I got it!
00:55:40 <therethinker> There's a bug here & there... but overall its working
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00:56:23 <therethinker> as in, it can't tell the difference between w & o
00:59:28 <Arnia> Same goes for many 'leet' kids nowadays
01:00:09 <therethinker> Hehe
01:00:26 <therethinker> Heh... I messed something up, and now its talking backwards :p
01:00:39 <Arnia> hah
01:00:42 <therethinker> (03:51:19 PM) therethinker: nu hello
01:00:42 <therethinker> (03:51:21 PM) neuronbot: olleh
01:00:45 <nsh> .w recurrent
01:00:48 <phenny> recurrent a. 1: Recurring again and again.
01:01:05 <Arnia> therethinker: by the say, as a strategy compare this to the WSOM model linked with the PLSOM one
01:01:11 <Arnia> by the way...
01:01:28 <therethinker> l
01:01:30 <therethinker> *k
01:01:59 <nsh> .wik MSOM
01:02:02 <phenny> "A professional degree or professional membership is an academic degree designed to prepare the holder for a particular career or profession, fields where scholarly research and academic activity are not the work, but rather a profession such as law, medicine, [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_degree
01:02:07 <Arnia> I seem to have a knack for helping with other people's projects...
01:02:10 <Arnia> but not my own
01:02:40 <Tene> Hey, Arnia, I've got this project I'm working on where I need to do laundry...
01:02:43 * nsh has a knack for weirding people out with funny noises he makes
01:02:57 <Arnia> Tene: ah, the answer is to be a nudist
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01:03:53 <Arnia> nu?
01:03:54 <therethinker> I won't do all the training in here
01:04:05 <therethinker> but to show off the beginning/end...
01:04:07 <therethinker> nu hello
01:04:08 <neuronbot>      k  
01:04:16 <Arnia> nu how do you do?
01:04:18 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:04:25 <Tene> nu make lots of es
01:04:27 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:04:30 <therethinker> Please don't, I'm trying to train him
01:04:32 <therethinker> and you're messing it up
01:04:44 <Tene> 'kay
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01:06:07 <Monty> welcome, neuronbot
01:06:14 <therethinker> His training number was *really* low :P
01:06:16 <therethinker> nu hello
01:06:17 <neuronbot>        
01:06:22 <jsled> no nu!
01:06:24 <phenny> jsled: 02 Dec 19:27Z <danja> tell jsled see http://blogs.sun.com/bblfish/entry/foaf_enabling_an_enterprise
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01:07:39 <Arnia> nu what do you think of the proletarian violence that has escalated as a result of the miscarriages of justice recently found in the legal systems started tabula rasa?
01:07:44 <therethinker> Gah, he stopped working D:
01:08:07 * Arnia has that effect on people
01:08:14 <therethinker> that's what she sai
01:08:17 <therethinker> d
01:08:57 <Arnia> She's a she?
01:09:10 <Arnia> phenny, a female bot for you to flirt with!
01:09:21 * Arnia is convinced phenny is a lesbian
01:09:58 <therethinker> HA!
01:14:38 <therethinker> It works now!
01:15:06 <therethinker> Wow... it only took 6 trainings
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01:15:24 <therethinker> Shall I do it here?
01:15:25 <Arnia> nu How do you do?
01:15:27 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:15:31 <therethinker> or in #neuronbot
01:15:33 <therethinker> nu hello
01:15:35 <neuronbot>        
01:15:36 <therethinker> did you mean hello
01:15:38 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:15:39 <therethinker> nu hello
01:15:41 <neuronbot>        
01:15:42 <therethinker> did you mean hello
01:15:44 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:15:45 <therethinker> nu hello
01:15:46 <neuronbot> t k      
01:15:48 <therethinker> did you mean hello
01:15:50 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:15:50 <therethinker> nu hello
01:15:52 <neuronbot> izk      
01:15:52 <therethinker> did you mean hello
01:15:54 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:15:58 <therethinker> nu hello
01:15:59 <neuronbot> hnlk      
01:16:00 <therethinker> did you mean hello
01:16:01 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:16:02 <therethinker> nu hello
01:16:03 <neuronbot> hello     
01:16:05 <therethinker> !
01:16:08 <therethinker> :D
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01:16:18 <therethinker> Oops
01:16:24 <therethinker> I accidentally x'd the terminal
01:16:31 <cr`x> it's like a little autistic child.
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01:16:51 <therethinker> Hehe
01:17:34 <therethinker> nu hello
01:17:36 <neuronbot> hello     
01:17:40 <therethinker> I trained it in the other room ;-)
01:17:42 <cr`x> he hits himself repeatedly in the head with a frying pan, cheerfully intoning 'thanks!' after each one.
01:17:50 <therethinker> XD
01:18:04 <therethinker> nu hello!
01:18:05 <neuronbot> hello     
01:18:06 <cr`x> you named him nu? it makes all of you sound yiddish
01:18:12 <therethinker> did you mean hello!
01:18:13 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:18:18 <therethinker> no... that's just how you talk to him
01:18:20 <therethinker> nu hello!
01:18:21 <neuronbot> hello     
01:18:30 <jsled> nu fuck you mother!
01:18:31 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:18:33 <therethinker> aww... you're awfully glum today, aren't you
01:18:42 <therethinker> did you mean fuck you!
01:18:42 <jsled> nu DIAF.
01:18:50 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:18:51 <neuronbot> fbkk      
01:18:52 <therethinker> it takes a bit for the learning to do
01:18:54 <cr`x> ok, the 'eeee' really reinforces the autism
01:18:57 <therethinker> XD
01:19:12 <Arnia> cr`x: or the need for lots of drugs
01:19:14 <therethinker> e is if all the neurons for the letter fire
01:19:24 <therethinker> space is if none fire
01:19:38 <jsled> "Explanation of MS Explorer's sinking doesn't hold water" - http://rss.csmonitor.com/~r/feeds/top/~3/194100693/p04s01-wogi.html
01:19:43 <cr`x> how many neurons does he have?
01:19:48 <therethinker> 240
01:19:50 <jsled> I had to read that a couple of times before realizing it wasn't talking about Windows.
01:19:57 <therethinker> I know :P
01:20:05 <therethinker> 3 layers, 80 each
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01:20:25 <Arnia> nu boing
01:20:26 <neuronbot> fbkk      
01:20:29 <therethinker> the input & outputs are read in groups of 5 by the "mouth"&"ear"
01:20:46 <therethinker> treated as binary, and then converted to a letter or punctuation
01:21:03 <therethinker> did you mean :p
01:21:05 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:21:11 <therethinker> nu boing
01:21:12 <neuronbot> hekk      
01:21:17 <therethinker> nu hello!
01:21:18 <neuronbot> hekk      
01:21:21 <Arnia> nu boing
01:21:22 <therethinker> nu hello
01:21:23 <neuronbot> hekk      
01:21:24 <neuronbot> hekk      
01:21:27 <Arnia> hm
01:21:30 <therethinker> wow
01:21:31 <Arnia> Not very varied
01:21:34 <therethinker> nu lalalaalal
01:21:36 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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01:21:45 <therethinker> hehe
01:21:53 <therethinker> ...err...its a... feature?
01:22:00 <therethinker> nu hello
01:22:02 <neuronbot> hekk      
01:22:03 <therethinker> did you mean hello!
01:22:05 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:22:06 <therethinker> nu hello
01:22:07 * Arnia deletes therethinker
01:22:08 <neuronbot> hello     
01:22:11 <therethinker> nu boing
01:22:12 <neuronbot> hello     
01:22:16 <therethinker> nu lala
01:22:17 <neuronbot> hello     
01:22:20 <Arnia> and no sbp with the universe's external firewire!
01:22:27 <therethinker> D:
01:22:42 <Arnia> That'd be a huge drive...
01:22:50 <Arnia> Sure the Google FS could cope...
01:23:14 <Arnia> Firewire 10^100
01:23:19 <therethinker> Heh
01:23:36 <therethinker> that'd be... crazee
01:25:39 <therethinker> nu How are you?
01:25:40 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:25:43 <therethinker> did you mean good!
01:25:51 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:26:08 <therethinker> woah, that was some serious learning going on thar!
01:26:10 <therethinker> nu How are you?
01:26:11 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:26:12 <therethinker> did you mean good!
01:26:19 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:26:22 <therethinker> nu How are you?
01:26:23 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:26:27 <therethinker> nu hello
01:26:28 <neuronbot> hello     
01:26:32 <therethinker> nu How are you?
01:26:33 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:26:34 <therethinker> did you mean good!
01:26:41 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:26:45 <therethinker> I need to break the ee's
01:26:46 <therethinker> nu How are you?
01:26:47 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:26:48 <therethinker> did you mean good!
01:26:53 <Arnia> therethinker: I think that's enough
01:26:56 <neuronbot> Thanks!
01:27:12 <therethinker> Yeah, that was my last effort... sorry :P
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01:34:24 <therethinker> So...
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01:38:45 <mini-man> pyggy GOWAY
01:38:45 <pyggy> mini-man: now,
01:38:48 <mini-man> GOWAY
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01:43:52 <therethinker> vHeh
01:44:01 <therethinker> who's pyggy?
01:46:50 <mini-man> my bot
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02:17:55 <Monty> bah, it's nwalsh again
02:19:15 <jsled> Monty, you're a bot among men.
02:19:15 <Monty> What makes you think I am a bot among men ?
02:19:56 <jsled> Well, monty. You're a bot. Most of the channel is humans. In fact, you just greeted one – nwalsh – a man. Thus, you are a bot among men.
02:19:59 <Monty> aubergine's mouth smells beastly stickers ;)
02:21:10 <nwalsh> Never fear, Monty. Next time I'm Turing tested, I'll throw one for the team
02:21:13 <Monty> M-Saunders's ripper sucks stale sex, apparently.
02:21:36 * nwalsh decides to just leave that one alone
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04:39:48 <Tene> Arnia: Try finding stuff out about me!
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04:56:20 <Monty> it's alienbrain__!
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05:49:02 <pierpa> yo Monty!
05:49:03 <Monty> o_O
05:49:12 <pierpa> .weather lirf
05:49:15 <phenny> Cloudy, 15℃, 1011mb, Fresh breeze 19kt (↑) - LIRF 7:20, 0620Z
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06:12:14 <_bjoern> HAI
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06:53:29 <realist> "I google myself regularly"
07:34:27 <_bjoern> "UK teacher jailed in Sudan for allowing children to name teddy bear "Mohammed" is granted full pardon, president's office says."
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07:46:48 <Monty> lo jewel
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07:49:15 <_bjoern> countdown
07:49:16 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 6, 1, 6, 5, 6. Your target is 284. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
07:49:45 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
07:49:47 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
07:49:49 <_bjoern> countdown
07:49:49 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 2, 1, 7, 1, 3. Your target is 636. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
07:50:09 <_bjoern> calc (7 + 1/2)*75
07:50:09 <Monty> _bjoern: 562.5
07:50:17 <_bjoern> calc (1 + 7 + 1/2)*75
07:50:18 <Monty> _bjoern: 637.5
07:50:19 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
07:50:21 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
07:50:25 <_bjoern> countdown
07:50:25 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 3, 10, 1, 7, 7. Your target is 616. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
07:50:48 <_bjoern> calc (25+1)*3*7
07:50:48 <Monty> _bjoern: 546
07:50:55 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
07:50:57 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 13 milliseconds. I found all 10 solutions in about 218 milliseconds.
07:50:58 <Monty> ibot ((10 - 1)*7 + 25)*7
07:51:30 <_bjoern> countdown
07:51:30 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 8, 8, 8, 8, 1. Your target is 598. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
07:52:00 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
07:52:02 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
07:52:10 <_bjoern> 3 in 4 unsolvable?
07:52:29 <_bjoern> look Monty I just want to have some sort of a chance to win, okay?
07:52:31 <Monty> No problem with gloves on efnet
07:52:44 <_bjoern> Well, I don't have gloves and this sin't efnet Monty.
07:52:51 <Monty> MoiraA: tis all the blackberry is its stopped learning going on. Do you have a Swhack log with nokia sidekick killer coming...
07:53:17 *** _bjoern changed the topic to: "<Monty> Do you have a Swhack log with nokia sidekick killer coming..."
08:01:52 <_bjoern> what package is `file` part of?
08:02:41 <_bjoern> hmm it's just a wrapper around libmagic?
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08:03:50 <xover> .title http://www.darwinsys.com/file/
08:03:53 <phenny> xover: The Fine Free File Command
08:09:38 <_bjoern> guess I should just call the cmd app
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08:19:30 <cre8radix> moin
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08:27:11 <_bjoern> "&podcasturl=podcast/index.html&bwidth=500&bheight=630" is "\012- Sendmail frozen configuration \012- - version ast/index.html&bwidth=500&bheig" obviously...
08:27:51 <_bjoern> "GIF image data, version 89a, 4000 x 64" omg
08:28:16 <_bjoern> lots of light grey, then lots of dark grey...
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08:32:54 <sbp> yo
08:32:57 <phenny> sbp: 02 Dec 22:34Z <nsh> ask sbp was OED has to say about how predicaments went from being 'that which is asserted' to 'the noes!1'
08:33:01 <phenny> sbp: 02 Dec 23:05Z <perigrin> tell sbp ICAO issues with donegal (see logs now)
08:33:04 <phenny> sbp: 00:26Z <Monty> ask sbp was we wait a loan-translation of logical propositions
08:33:08 <phenny> sbp: 00:34Z <xover> tell sbp http://swhack.com/logs/2007-12-02#T23-42-28
08:33:10 <Monty> here's why i was contemplating getting a sack over my kids do it for lots of something you mean hello!
08:33:28 <sbp> thanks for the message, Monty!
08:33:30 <_bjoern> yeah sbp, was we wait a loan-translation of logical propositions ??
08:33:31 <Monty> That actually he's a stable state) and all good
08:33:46 <sbp> the answer is: please insert a duck to continue
08:33:58 <sbp> work my duckslot
08:33:58 * _bjoern inserts a chicken
08:34:05 <sbp> E_INSUFFICIENT
08:34:15 <xover> .w broiler
08:34:16 <_bjoern> WELL BE OPEN TO EXPERIMENTATION OMG
08:34:18 <phenny> broiler n. 1: An oven or part of a stove used for broiling
08:34:21 <phenny> broiler n. 2: Flesh of a small young chicken not over 2 1/2 lb suitable for broiling.
08:34:36 <_bjoern> That term is popular in Dunkeldeutschland
08:34:47 <_bjoern> formerly known as the soviet occupied zone.
08:35:09 <sbp> so, TO THE OED!
08:35:45 <_bjoern> .gc ÖD
08:35:47 <phenny> ÖD: 374,000,000
08:35:57 <_bjoern> phenny, de "öd"?
08:35:58 <_bjoern> phenny, de "öde"?
08:35:59 <phenny> _bjoern: "oed" (de)
08:36:01 <phenny> _bjoern: "desert" (de)
08:36:11 <_bjoern> well, that's one sense...
08:36:18 <_bjoern> .gc "nut/mother"
08:36:21 <phenny> "nut/mother": 10,500
08:36:27 <sbp> phenny: tell nsh "class of things about which a particular statement is made" -> "circumstance, condition, or situation; a state of being" -> "later use chiefly: a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation or circumstance"
08:36:30 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
08:36:38 <sbp> .weather Donegal
08:36:42 <phenny> EIDL: no such ICAO code
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08:37:51 <sbp> phenny: tell perigrin that the data doesn't exist on the NOAA server - http://weather.noaa.gov/pub/data/observations/metar/stations/EIDL.TXT - so phenny can't give out the data. the error message is crap though, so I'll fix that
08:37:53 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when perigrin is around.
08:37:58 <_bjoern> I saw earlier drive space is now down to 17 cent per GB
08:38:15 <_bjoern> my drive's gonna be full soon...
08:38:37 <_bjoern> it's full of shit really, but telling the good and the bad stuff apart is difficult...
08:39:16 <_bjoern> and turning it all into dvds requires quite some effort, too
08:39:34 <sbp> yeah, same situation here
08:39:40 <sbp> actually DVDs tide me over quite well
08:39:44 <sbp> but it's still a nuisance
08:39:59 <sbp> 17c/GB is quite crazy though!
08:40:10 <sbp> phenny: reload weather
08:40:14 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.weather' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py'> (version: 2007-12-03 09:31:25)
08:40:15 <sbp> .weather Donegal
08:40:18 <phenny> EIDL: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
08:40:31 <_bjoern> good patch
08:40:53 <sbp> it's not worth telling which case is which, really
08:40:58 <sbp> something for the user to do if they're bored
08:41:11 * sbp fixes xover's report
08:42:03 <sbp> phenny: reload weather
08:42:06 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.weather' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py'> (version: 2007-12-03 09:33:58)
08:42:12 <xover> phenny: reload sbp
08:42:13 <phenny> ImportError: No module named sbp (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/reload.py", line 12, in f_reload)
08:42:14 <sbp> xover: hopefully fixed that, but hard to test
08:42:16 <xover> meh
08:42:37 <sbp> oh wait, it should be
08:42:38 <sbp> .weather KMSP 16:53, 2253Z
08:42:41 <phenny> TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for -: 'str' and 'float' (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py", line 66, in code)
08:42:44 <sbp> heh
08:44:23 <sbp> phenny: reload weather
08:44:26 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.weather' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py'> (version: 2007-12-03 09:36:21)
08:44:27 <sbp> .weather KMSP 16:53, 2253Z
08:44:30 <phenny> No ICAO code found, sorry
08:44:32 <sbp> there we go
08:44:46 <xover> .wheather KMSP
08:44:51 <xover> .weather KMSP
08:44:55 <phenny> Clear ☼, 6.8℉ (-14℃), 30.36in (1025mb), Light breeze 6kt (↑) - KMSP 2:53, 0853Z
08:45:17 <_bjoern> .weather Mannheim
08:45:19 <_bjoern> @wunder Mannheim
08:45:20 <supybot> _bjoern: The current temperature in Mannheim, Germany is 48.2°F (10:20 AM CET on December 03, 2007). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 76%. Dew Point: 41.0°F. Windchill: 41.0°F. Pressure: 29.42 in 996 hPa (Rising).
08:45:21 <phenny> Cloudy, 9℃, 996mb, VC SH, Fresh breeze 30km/h (16kt) (↑) - EDFM, 10:20, 0920Z
08:45:28 <Vasily> .weather haifa
08:45:32 <phenny> Cloudy, 18℃, 1018mb, Gentle breeze 8kt (↑) - LLHA 10:50, 0850Z
08:45:53 <Vasily> hmm could be right..
08:46:24 <Vasily> how come here it's celsius, and before it was in fahrenheits
08:46:42 <sbp> it's ℉ for the ex-colonies in the west
08:47:05 <sbp> because they're all "I know! let's use a ridiculous temperature system to prove how independent and cool we are"
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08:47:30 <_bjoern> NOOS
08:47:30 <sbp> yo darobin
08:47:47 <sbp> little known fact: "noos" is French for donkey
08:48:02 <sbp> ask any French person whether that is true or not, and they will deny it!
08:48:18 <xover> sbp: You should use the valid ICAO code and discard the trailing garbage; not reject the whole command.
08:48:39 <sbp> no I shouldn't. it might be a place name
08:48:40 <_bjoern> Fahrenheit is de-nl while Celsius is se, I take it.
08:48:59 <darobin> yo froods!
08:49:01 <phenny> darobin: 00:11Z <perigrin> ask darobin how do you say "Butthead" in french (with phonetics pleaz)
08:49:15 <xover> .weather Tromsø
08:49:18 <phenny> Clear ☼, -2℃, 985mb, Gentle breeze 4m/s (8kt) (↑) - ENTC 10:20, 0920Z
08:49:25 <_bjoern> Kelvin is ie
08:49:26 <sbp> <perigrin> I need to know for my... um... homework
08:49:29 * xover HUGZZZ sbp… :-)
08:49:32 <sbp> :-)
08:49:42 <xover> .weather Oslo
08:49:45 <phenny> OSLO: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
08:49:52 <_bjoern> pwnd
08:50:12 <sbp> I might put it some kind of case checking there
08:50:15 <_bjoern> .weather ENGM
08:50:18 <phenny> Cloudy, 1℃, 980mb, Gentle breeze 4m/s (8kt) (↑) - ENGM 10:12, 0912Z
08:50:47 <darobin> phenny: tell perigrin it's not an insult that's commonly used here, but I'd say "tête de cul" or "tronche de cul"
08:50:49 <phenny> darobin: I'll pass that on when perigrin is around.
08:51:02 <darobin> phenny: tell perigrin that the phonetics don't map to English
08:51:04 <phenny> darobin: I'll pass that on when perigrin is around.
08:51:09 <darobin> .weather Paris
08:51:12 <phenny> Clear ☼, 9℃, 1006mb, Moderate breeze 12kt (↑) - LFPO 10:30, 0930Z
08:51:18 <darobin> brilliant!
08:51:31 <realist> .weather melbourne
08:51:34 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'read' (file "/home/sbp/phenny/web.py", line 15, in http_error_default)
08:51:43 * realist grins.
08:51:47 <darobin> no one likes Melbourne
08:51:56 <realist> .weather YMML
08:51:59 <phenny> Scattered, 19℃, 1003mb, Moderate breeze 11kt (↑) - YMML 20:30, 0930Z
08:51:59 <Vasily> what's that 'LFPO', 'ENGM', 'ENTC' thingy?
08:52:02 <xover> .weather sbp
08:52:06 <phenny> Clear ☼, 41.0℉ (5℃), 30.41in (1026mb), Gentle breeze 9kt (↑) - KVBG 0:55, 0855Z
08:52:07 <xover> .weather xover
08:52:10 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'read' (file "/home/sbp/phenny/web.py", line 15, in http_error_default)
08:52:25 <xover> @sbp++--
08:52:37 <Vasily> haha..
08:52:39 <realist> Vasily: airport codes?
08:52:50 <Arnia> .weather EGLL
08:52:53 <Vasily> ah.
08:52:53 <phenny> Clear ☼, 8℃, 1003mb, Gentle breeze 9kt (↑) - EGLL 9:20, 0920Z
08:52:55 <_bjoern> "The Fahrenheit symbol has its own Unicode character: U+2109 (℉). This is a compatibility character encoded for roundtrip compatibility with legacy CJK encodings (which included it to conform to layout in square ideographic character cells) and vertical layout. ...
08:52:58 <_bjoern> ... Use of compatibility characters is discouraged by the Unicode Consortium. The ordinary degree sign (U+00B0) followed by the Latin letter F is thus the preferred way of writing the symbol for degrees Fahrenheit."
08:53:14 <_bjoern> SBP HATES UNICODE
08:53:54 <sbp> phenny: reload weather
08:53:57 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.weather' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py'> (version: 2007-12-03 09:45:46)
08:54:05 <sbp> _bjoern: it's only a should, and I have a valid reason for ignoring the should
08:54:17 <sbp> .weather Oslo
08:54:20 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'read' (file "/home/sbp/phenny/web.py", line 15, in http_error_default)
08:54:24 <_bjoern> hating unicode is always a good reason to use more of it
08:54:26 <_bjoern> pwnd
08:54:28 <sbp> hmm, that shouldn't still be happening
08:55:10 <sbp> phenny: reload weather
08:55:12 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.weather' from '/home/sbp/phenny/modules/weather.py'> (version: 2007-12-03 09:47:07)
08:55:13 <sbp> .weather Oslo
08:55:16 <phenny> ENFB: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
08:55:23 <sbp> rightio
08:55:28 <sbp> .weather EGLL
08:55:31 <phenny> Clear ☼, 8℃, 1003mb, Gentle breeze 9kt (↑) - EGLL 9:20, 0920Z
08:55:32 <sbp> .weather xover
08:55:35 <phenny> No ICAO code found, sorry
08:55:36 <sbp> .weather sbp
08:55:39 <phenny> Clear ☼, 41.0℉ (5℃), 30.41in (1026mb), Gentle breeze 9kt (↑) - KVBG 0:55, 0855Z
08:55:42 <sbp> heh
08:55:52 <sbp> .weather melbourne
08:55:55 <phenny> YMEN: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
08:55:58 <_bjoern> SBP HAS GONE ALL ℉!
08:56:06 <sbp> NO U
08:56:30 <sbp> 25°U
08:57:14 <sbp> lots of comments on http://www.irseek.com/blog/?p=3 now
08:57:36 <_bjoern> "°F" is pretty ugly in my default fontz
08:57:50 <_bjoern> Well so is ℉ of course...
08:57:55 <sbp> heh
08:58:39 <_bjoern> what's there to comment on? other than "drop dead" perhaps?
08:59:03 <sbp> yeah, 80% of the comments say the equivalent
09:01:14 <sbp> hey, predicament is cognate with predicate
09:01:17 <sbp> kinda obvious in a way
09:01:34 <_bjoern> hmm plenty of blood on my hands?!
09:01:40 * _bjoern wonders where it's from
09:01:58 <sbp> MOON BLOOD
09:02:47 <xover> You need to stop pushing on the Q-Tip when there's resistance!
09:03:07 <_bjoern> Why would the moon blood on my hands when I'm in my room!
09:03:21 <_bjoern> q-tips are for pussies
09:03:21 <sbp> the moon does as the moon is
09:03:27 <sbp> ...hehe
09:03:30 <_bjoern> nothing a good knife can't do
09:03:58 <_bjoern> I HAZ SOAPED TEH BL00DZ
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09:08:51 <sbp> ugh at the RDFa thread
09:09:06 <sbp> perhaps if I just ignore them both, they'll go away...
09:10:02 <_bjoern> hey http://www.w3.org/mid/41c26a21.619237406@smtp.bjoern.hoehrmann.de is over three years old now...
09:10:04 * danja keeping clear of RDFa, hoping it'll anneal into something nice
09:10:22 <sbp> (the other of the both being GRDDL)
09:10:48 <sbp> [[[
09:10:49 <sbp> "RDF/A Syntax" does not work with DTDs either as it requires to have XML
09:10:49 <sbp> Namespace declarations.
09:10:50 <sbp> ]]]
09:11:02 <sbp> don't they have arcane solutions for that?
09:11:41 <_bjoern> sure, futz them in in the internal subset <!doctype [ <!attlist .....
09:11:45 <danja> Just Use Relax NG
09:11:49 <_bjoern> but you can do that either way
09:12:02 <danja> +1 to "the RDF/A syntax is much more complicated to me"
09:12:23 <_bjoern> the chief problem with "RDFa" is that they started with ill-defined and bad requirements
09:12:41 <_bjoern> for all that I could tell, the problem they want to solve "OMG THERE IS NO RDF/XHTML"
09:12:45 * xover toys with writing up the “META” HTTP verb…
09:13:52 <darobin> can we have a MEAT one instead?
09:14:08 <sbp> MAET BEGZOR
09:14:25 <darobin> it could have all sorts of overloaded meanings for pr0n, dating websites, and food delivery
09:14:37 <xover> NONONSENSE /foo HTTP/1.2
09:15:06 <_bjoern> INVADE * HTTP/1.1
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09:15:27 <_bjoern> WE LOST SUPYBOT
09:16:05 * xover suddenly realises that his great aversion to the bash shell is that “bash” is pronounced like “bæsj” (poo) in Norwegian…
09:16:25 <sbp> #!/bin/bæsj
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09:18:03 <Vasily> wow, hostpc.com was also down while the bot was down.
09:18:21 <sbp> wow
09:18:50 <_bjoern> teh end is neigh
09:19:06 <sbp> teh other end is bæsj
09:19:27 <sbp> xover SHALL regret teaching us this word
09:19:51 <sbp> I'm just going to bæsj start using it in random locabæsjtions in my sentences, I think
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09:20:12 <sbp> hmm
09:20:21 <_bjoern> u MUST NOT fail to regretz that either.
09:20:35 <sbp> I wonder if I should ask the X-Chat dudes to support xn-- nicknames
09:20:48 <sbp> that would be so cool
09:21:24 <_bjoern> .gc SbæsjP
09:21:26 <phenny> SbæsjP: 0
09:22:54 <_bjoern> idna might not be the best choice for nicknames though
09:23:02 <_bjoern> .gc +"xn--bjrn-6qa"
09:23:04 <phenny> +"xn--bjrn-6qa": 344
09:23:06 <sbp> 'k
09:23:11 <sbp> what would U propose?
09:23:18 <xover> Why not Just Send 8?
09:23:40 <sbp> the servers, they do not support it
09:24:06 <xover> “They” don't support the various Freenode extra modes either.
09:24:14 <_bjoern> I would worry more about the clients.
09:24:55 <sbp> the clients won't ever receive such bytes, so no need to worry about that
09:25:01 <sbp> because the servers don't support it
09:25:51 <_bjoern> BUT THEYD MANGLE MY NAME U INSENSITIVE BÆSJ
09:26:21 <xover> Hmm. But there is some client negotiation/capability stuff somewhere; so maybe idna for downlevelling until raw UTF-8 is well supported.
09:26:22 <sbp> WHY
09:27:32 <_bjoern> There is also the problem with case-sensitivity
09:27:43 * xover ponders IRC 2.0^W^W IRC5^W IRC-with-less-old-cruft-and-more-new-cruft…
09:27:44 <_bjoern> Would be difficult to call yourself "Björn" with it
09:28:05 <_bjoern> We could all use Jabber of course.
09:28:11 <sbp> NOOOO
09:28:25 <xover> GTalk supports non-persistent group chats now, btw.
09:28:30 <_bjoern> Y NOT THE IETF ALSO USES IT
09:28:41 <sbp> because it's XML
09:28:48 <_bjoern> and speaking of it, I might set it up and visit the HTTP WG meeting later today...
09:28:55 <xover> Lets reimplement Jabber in SGML!
09:29:01 <sbp> hehe
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09:58:21 <Monty> it's nwalsh!
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10:14:04 <Arnia> Jabber in N3 ftw!
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10:32:25 <sbp> hehe, I was thinking that
10:32:39 <sbp> shame that N3 is such a bitch to parse
10:36:14 <_bjoern> hmm qmail public domain now.
10:36:20 <sbp> hmm!
10:39:10 <sbp> ...wow, Stephen Fry on the Tabulator:
10:39:11 <sbp> http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/dec/01/timbernerslee.weekendmagazine?gusrc=rss&feed=technology
10:39:35 <_bjoern> scary url, scary pix
10:39:48 <sbp> STEPHEN FRY ON THE TABULATOR
10:39:56 <_bjoern> scary content
10:40:53 <_bjoern> it's too much an orgasm to read any further.
10:41:10 <sbp> just grep for Tabulator, for goodness' sake
10:41:21 <_bjoern> lolnews:
10:41:22 <_bjoern> .title http://www.newsweek.com/id/73273
10:41:25 <phenny> _bjoern: Wolfowitz Back in Govt.? | Newsweek Periscope | Newsweek.com
10:41:56 <_bjoern> .title http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071130100904.qha0wf8m&show_article=1
10:41:59 <phenny> _bjoern: China to stop arresting women for carrying condoms: state press
10:42:05 <sbp> wow, that's an annoying page
10:42:14 <sbp> the newsweek one, I mean
10:42:18 <sbp> with its ad overlay
10:43:00 * _bjoern wonders whether that's catched by the no-plugins or the dont-talk-to-strangers feature...
10:44:46 <_bjoern> haha http://www.openssl.org/news/secadv_20071129.txt
10:45:19 <sbp> why's that a haha?
10:45:19 <_bjoern> "However, for FIPS 140-2 validated software no changes are permitted without prior official approval so these patches cannot be applied to the v1.1.1 distribution for the purposes of producing a validated module."
10:45:30 <sbp> oh dear
10:45:52 <sbp> + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Information_Processing_Standard
10:45:54 <sbp> = understanding
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10:47:42 <darobin> wow, so the famed Fry - Berners-Lee meeting finally happened!
10:47:49 <darobin> it's been rumoured for months
10:48:29 <xover> “sole begetter and inventor of the world wide web”? The what now?
10:50:49 <_bjoern> It's funny how many different headlines people can come up with for the same story,
10:50:54 <_bjoern> <Wall Street Journal> Musharraf Could Win if His Rivals Can't Make Peace
10:50:54 <_bjoern> <Washington Post> Rigging Pakistan's Election?
10:50:54 <_bjoern> <Bloomberg> Sharif Seeks Bhutto's Support for Election Boycott
10:50:54 <_bjoern> <Al Jazeera> Bhutto and Sharif to discuss vote
10:50:54 <_bjoern> ...
10:51:05 <xover> Is that like “TO THE ONLIE BEGETTER OF THESE INSVING SONNETS Mr.W.H. ALL HAPPINESSE AND THAT ETERNITIE PROMISED BY OVR EVERLIVING POET”?
10:51:30 <_bjoern> I CALL BÆSJ
10:55:07 <xover> They should like totally make a bloody.uk subdomain!
10:55:27 <_bjoern> .gc IECapt
10:55:30 <phenny> IECapt: 2,880
10:56:01 <sbp> .bæsj.uk
10:56:13 <sbp> .gc phenny
10:56:16 <phenny> phenny: 20,300
10:56:32 <sbp> .gc phenny -swhack
10:56:35 <phenny> phenny -swhack: 13,300
10:56:37 <sbp> .gc phenny -swhack irc
10:56:39 <phenny> phenny -swhack irc: 659
10:57:49 <xover> .gc bæsj
10:57:51 <phenny> bæsj: 137,000
10:58:17 <sbp> .gc +bæsj
10:58:19 <phenny> +bæsj: 134,000
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11:12:52 <sbp> .gc crumblebunk
11:12:55 <phenny> crumblebunk: 0
11:13:19 <Arnia> "A number of people within the functional programming languages community say that syntax is irrelevant; the semantics are what truly matter. That’s a shallow view to take." -- http://pinderkent.blogsavy.com/archives/141
11:13:21 <Arnia> Uh...
11:13:35 <sbp> YOU SHALLOW
11:13:58 <_bjoern> .gc Herje
11:14:00 <phenny> Herje: 188,000
11:14:12 <sbp> that's like Terje + Herge?
11:16:15 <_bjoern> Well german "Herrje" would be ... ... Criminy!
11:16:27 <_bjoern> .gc Herrjemine
11:16:29 <phenny> Herrjemine: 727
11:17:07 <_bjoern> We also have O(h)je which is like Oh Dear or Dear Me
11:17:31 <_bjoern> Generally -je seems to be lamenting...
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11:30:32 <_bjoern> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7097736.stm
11:30:39 <phenny> _bjoern: BBC NEWS | Business | Rapper Jay-Z dissing the dollar
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11:37:21 <sbp> chuckle at the last paragraph
11:45:53 <danja> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/364517.stm
11:45:54 <phenny> danja: BBC News | UK | Ee bah gum, it's in t' dictionary
11:48:03 <Arnia> danja: let me know if you do find a way to drop that into a conversation :)
11:48:09 <Arnia> I'd be very impressed
11:48:28 * danja haz challenge
11:51:05 <_bjoern> "Six Apart, a blogging software and services company, announced on Monday that SUP, a Moscow-based international media company, had acquired internet service LiveJournal." - http://en.rian.ru/business/20071203/90682623.html
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12:12:24 * Arnia feels he is being lectured to
12:12:42 <Arnia> This is an odd feeling; normally I'm the one preaching ;)
12:13:30 <sbp> yes, it's odd
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12:14:41 <Arnia> Although, he is very focused on this idea of propositional logic
12:15:01 <_bjoern> man, somebody has to finish my XSSSL stuff
12:15:04 <sbp> makes you wonder if he's got DARPA funding to study it
12:15:21 <sbp> "Prove that all things are propositional logic."
12:16:21 <Arnia> Heh
12:17:33 <sbp> formally, Arnia, we state that ∀x.propositional(x)
12:18:00 * Arnia smirks
12:18:02 <sbp> you might want to see Drecker, Proofs That Will Irritate Your Mind, Journal of Papers You Cannot Access (2028) for more details
12:18:13 <sbp> I would lend you a copy but... oh, I have to go now
12:18:28 <_bjoern> 2028 in which calendar?
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12:19:36 <_bjoern> Julian perhaps? That would kinda fit.
12:19:52 <Arnia> Mayan
12:20:01 <Arnia> But the next cycle on
12:20:09 <Arnia> (no world next cycle? Oh well...)
12:20:13 * Arnia pours himself a glass of whiskey
12:21:01 <_bjoern> From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan_calendar I take it Unicode lacks another set of important glyphs
12:21:47 <_bjoern> foremost this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MAYA-g-log-cal-D16-Kib.png
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12:22:21 <_bjoern> the image needs a svg template thingy
12:22:31 * Arnia cries at swig
12:22:52 <_bjoern> this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Images_that_should_be_in_SVG_format
12:23:29 <_bjoern> ah here we go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:ShouldBeSVG
12:27:09 <clsn> _bjoern: Mayan Hieroglyphs are on the roadmap for Unicode, see http://www.unicode.org/roadmaps/smp/
12:27:11 <_bjoern> .gc "matters that stuff"
12:27:11 <phenny> "matters that stuff": 3
12:28:28 <_bjoern> i don't think it'll do #swhack any good if they add "Mahjong Tiles" and "Domino Tiles".
12:28:40 <_bjoern> Well the Domino Tiles might, but...
12:29:05 * clsn thinks there should be a Unicode block for "Playboy Centerfolds"
12:29:18 <nsh> boing
12:29:18 <phenny> nsh: 09:28Z <sbp> tell nsh "class of things about which a particular statement is made" -> "circumstance, condition, or situation; a state of being" -> "later use chiefly: a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation or circumstance"
12:29:46 <nsh> phenny, tell sbp schfangletanks
12:29:48 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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12:33:30 <_bjoern> "The federal government disclosed details yesterday of a border-security program to screen all people who enter and leave the United States, create a terrorism risk profile of each individual and retain that information for up to 40 years ..." - http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/07/12/02/2356202.shtml
12:34:01 <realist> Have they gone completely mad?
12:34:07 <realist> Oh... nevermind.
12:35:38 <nsh> :-/
12:35:46 <_bjoern> "Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide? [ ] Yes [ ] No"
12:36:46 <nsh> LAPPY: SHE WORKS!
12:37:06 <nsh> Hail Eris! - Hail Eris!
12:37:16 * nsh does a little dance around the keyboard
12:37:34 <nsh> sefcdrghytfvbhkm  vfgh  fghytr um bt ecsrf3334
12:38:08 <_bjoern> .title http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2982640.ece
12:38:11 <phenny> _bjoern: US says it has right to kidnap British citizens - Times Online
12:38:52 <nsh> ffs
12:39:01 <nsh> how many months left of this nonsense?
12:39:07 <nsh> 12
12:39:11 <clsn> http://cagle.com/working/071129/campbell.jpg
12:39:40 <_bjoern> You are extremestly optimistic.
12:40:46 <clsn> Yeah, I'm not so sure it'll be all that fast to undo all the damage.
12:40:59 <clsn> No matter who is elected.
12:41:12 <clsn> It's hard for a government to give power *back*.
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12:45:28 <nsh> .g forest fires self-organised criticality
12:45:31 <phenny> nsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-organized_criticality
12:46:15 <sbp> pebble is a great word
12:46:17 <phenny> sbp: 13:21Z <nsh> tell sbp schfangletanks
12:46:19 <sbp> .ety pebble
12:46:22 <phenny> "c.1290, from O.E. papolstan 'pebblestone,' of unknown origin." - http://etymonline.com/?term=pebble
12:46:28 <sbp> ooh
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12:46:56 <nsh> let's start papolstan
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12:47:15 <clsn> Government by the papol, for the papol, of the papol.
12:47:31 <nsh> Fo'sho, but not for show
12:47:59 <sbp> the OED says "uh, maybe from Latin. but probably not. could be onomatopoeic of the sound you make when you step on them"
12:48:13 <sbp> "or from the association of pebbles with flowing water"
12:48:29 <nsh> damnit
12:48:46 <nsh> i just remembered that i had a revelation while dreaming
12:48:53 <nsh> but it can't remember what it was about
12:49:48 <sbp> no you're a relevation
12:50:03 <sbp> HAHAHA I NICKED YOUR MEME PWND
12:50:16 <nsh> you're not getting any trips once i own the moon
12:50:22 <sbp> hehe
12:50:25 <nsh> it'll be "WELCOME 2 MOON. UNLES UR SBP"
12:50:38 <sbp> I'll be happy with my geostationary satellite
12:50:39 <nsh> and then this whirr of mechnised lethality
12:50:46 <sbp> unless it's American
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12:51:07 <nsh> the satellite's are all under ufo juristiction anyway
12:51:12 <sbp> hehe
12:51:17 <nsh> where's Jabberwock, on that note
12:51:25 <sbp> eaten
12:51:27 <sbp> catmunks
12:51:30 <_bjoern> excellent.
12:52:03 <nsh> sbp
12:52:07 <nsh> et al
12:52:12 <nsh> i had puzzle last night
12:52:13 <sbp> *al.*
12:52:28 <sbp> u can haz'd pozel?
12:53:02 <nsh> is it possible to temporally encode something in a way that provides successively more information but it not dependent on when the reciever starts paying attention
12:53:20 <_bjoern> y
12:53:26 <nsh> damn, i have to go do some typing. better description is in last night's buffer ~12am
12:54:02 <sbp> -> http://swhack.com/logs/2007-12-03#T00-16-02
12:55:05 <sbp> just keep repeating the message?
12:55:09 <sbp> and have a start character
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12:55:21 <sbp> .unicode start tra
12:55:24 <phenny> Sorry, no results found for "START TRA".
12:55:27 <sbp> .unicode start
12:55:29 <phenny> U+2402 SYMBOL FOR START OF TEXT (␂)
12:55:30 <sbp> .unicode begin
12:55:32 <phenny> Sorry, no results found for "BEGIN".
12:55:35 <sbp> .unicode start of text
12:55:38 <phenny> U+2402 SYMBOL FOR START OF TEXT (␂)
12:55:40 <sbp> BAD
12:55:58 <sbp> 0002;<control>;Cc;0;BN;;;;;N;START OF TEXT;;;;
12:56:04 <_bjoern> Hello sbp!
12:56:04 <_bjoern> 冗 Hello sbp!
12:56:04 <_bjoern> 冗 冗 Hello sbp!
12:56:04 <_bjoern> 冗 冗 冗 Hello sbp!
12:56:06 <_bjoern> ...
12:56:34 <_bjoern> 
12:56:35 <sbp> .cp ^0005
12:56:39 <phenny> 0005: <control> - ENQUIRY ()
12:56:50 <sbp> hello 冗yramid and _bjoern
12:57:00 <_bjoern> 咒
12:57:04 <sbp> 咒
12:57:24 <_bjoern> ㋡ 咒 ㋡
12:57:52 <sbp> ㋡ 咒 咒 ㋡ 咒 咒 ㋡ ㋡ ㋡ 咒 ㋡ 咒 咒 ㋡ 咒 ㋡ ㋡ ㋡ ㋡ ㋡ 咒 ㋡
12:58:00 <_bjoern> NO, U !
12:58:03 <sbp> we have discovered a new form of binary
12:58:23 <_bjoern> 冗rinary.
12:58:24 <sbp> ㋡°U
13:05:54 <darobin> nsh: for your puzzle, look at how electronic programme guide data is broadcasted to TVs and STBs in unidirectional networks
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13:58:34 <sbp> referer: [consequences of hire bad and unqualitied worker]
13:58:43 <sbp> answer: lose even more spelling capabilities
13:59:05 <_bjoern> at times I also feel quite unqualitied.
13:59:27 <sbp> you are beyond being qualitied
14:00:05 <_bjoern> dont you feel deprived of the usual faculties sometimes, too?
14:00:25 <sbp> what are the usual faculties?
14:00:31 <nsh> darobin, thanks yo
14:00:37 <sbp> is knowing what the usual faculties are a usual faculty?
14:01:20 <_bjoern> I would kinda think so
14:01:40 <_bjoern> there are not many hits on unqualitied actually
14:01:55 <_bjoern> if it wasn't for the scenders...
14:02:06 <sbp> just take those letters out
14:02:12 <sbp> unuaiie
14:02:22 <_bjoern> .compare unqualitied unuaiie
14:02:26 <phenny> unqualitied (1,380), unuaiie (2)
14:02:38 <_bjoern> .g unuaiie
14:02:40 <phenny> unuaiie: sorry, no results were found.
14:02:46 <sbp> good stuff
14:03:39 <_bjoern> .gc unuaiie
14:03:42 <phenny> unuaiie: 2
14:04:01 <_bjoern> K JUST CHECKING 4 TEH LOGZ
14:04:14 <sbp> they use the same code
14:04:58 <_bjoern> @google unuaiie
14:04:59 <supybot> _bjoern: No matches found. (Search took 0.16 seconds)
14:05:11 <_bjoern> you better be sure u haz not a bugz
14:05:18 <sbp> okay
14:05:46 <_bjoern> < 冗 > DISLIKE BUGZ
14:06:51 <nsh> .wik STB
14:06:53 <phenny> "Sacrae Theologiae Baccalaureus, or Bachelor of Sacred Theology" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STB
14:06:58 <nsh> that's not it
14:07:05 <nsh> @dict vera STB
14:07:06 <supybot> nsh: vera: STB Software Technical Bulletin
14:07:49 <_bjoern> I suppose he meant set-top box
14:07:50 <sbp> [[[
14:07:51 <sbp> Suomalaisen Kirjallisuuden Seuran toimituksia - Google Books Result
14:07:51 <sbp> by Suomalaisen Kirjallisuuden Seura - 1883 - Finnish literature
14:07:52 <sbp> -Unuaiie, \xd0\xb3. conjectura ...
14:07:52 <sbp> books.google.com/books?id=TR0wAAAAMAAJ...
14:07:53 <sbp> Opere di Vittorio Alfieri ristampate nel primo centenorio della ... - Google Books Result
14:07:55 <sbp> by Vittorio Alfieri, Giosu\xc3\xa8 Carducci, Asti Commissione dellle onoranze alfieriane - 1903 - Greek drama
14:07:57 <sbp> ... doll'unuaiie cece Ci-ed' Ic, itol sappi: onde ii ...
14:07:59 <sbp> books.google.com/books?id=4wsHy5Ohf3gC...
14:08:01 <sbp> ]]]
14:08:03 <sbp> those are the two responses it gets
14:08:04 <_bjoern> he's been doing boring tv stuff for too long
14:08:23 <_bjoern> Google book results!
14:08:28 <sbp> yup
14:08:47 <nsh> ah, makes sense, bjoernities
14:09:09 <sbp> wonder why nobody else gets the book results?
14:09:09 <xover> In Norwegian; Kids “Herje” when they're being vigorously unruly, The Vikings “Herjet” (past tense) in Britain and the continent, one might “Herje” with one's children or dog (here used analogously with “Roughhousing”), &c.
14:09:18 <sbp> would be nice if they're phasing them into the web results
14:09:51 <nsh> would be nice if they phrased all the damn books into the web
14:09:54 <nsh> *phased
14:09:55 <sbp> does one's anus herje when it emits bæsj?
14:10:02 <xover> In some dialects one might also use “Herje” to mean ribbing, teasing, &c. someone (can be used both in a friendly sense and in a malicious sense).
14:10:27 <_bjoern> TEASE ME BRO^WSIS
14:11:00 <_bjoern> .gc "television device"
14:11:03 <phenny> "television device": 30,200
14:12:20 <_bjoern> .title http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/04/2108512.htm?section=justin
14:12:24 <phenny> _bjoern: Sex and chocolate 'good for your brain' - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
14:12:41 <sbp> what, simultaneously?
14:12:44 <sbp> sounds good to me
14:12:47 <sbp> Australia++
14:12:50 <_bjoern> count me in
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14:13:04 <_bjoern> "Enjoy dark chocolate, have plenty of sex, eat cold meats and fish for breakfast and you could boost your brain power, say the authors of a new book."
14:13:14 <_bjoern> fish for breakfast less so
14:13:27 <sbp> sushi for the win!
14:13:41 <xover> Fashion Victim!
14:13:44 <_bjoern> NOTE TO IRSEEK READERS: They don't mean sex with chocolate.
14:14:00 <xover> We could mean sex with chocolate!
14:14:21 <sbp> they don't call it nature's lubricant for nothing, surely
14:14:35 <nsh> darobin, i suspect that most [STB programme information or teletext] protocols are simply repetitive and not fractal as i was groping towards
14:14:36 <_bjoern> they don't call it nature's lubricant.
14:15:01 <xover> Well, then sbp's statement is still true.
14:15:15 <sbp> yeah
14:15:20 <sbp> that's the mystery of my statement
14:15:58 <_bjoern> I could find some "U.S."ians to call it that for nothing.
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14:16:26 <_bjoern> (fineprint: provided there is such a thing)
14:16:33 <sbp> you can use "U.S."ians to prove anything, hypothetically
14:17:07 <_bjoern> true, thereby all statements are false.
14:17:08 <xover> .wik Naruto
14:17:11 <_bjoern> including this one.
14:17:11 <phenny> "Naruto (NARUTO - ナルト -, Naruto|?|) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto with an anime adaptation." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto
14:17:45 <_bjoern> .gc ナルト
14:17:47 <phenny> ナルト: 4,050,000
14:17:49 <xover> And apparently in the same Top 10 Search Terms list as Britney SPears, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Alba.
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14:18:11 <_bjoern> .gc Britney OSPears
14:18:14 <phenny> Britney OSPears: 147
14:18:40 <_bjoern> Guess most find here open enough already.
14:18:50 <sbp> yeah
14:18:54 <sbp> Open for Business
14:19:11 <xover> «[…] Naruto […] had the ability to transform into a sexy young woman - but when he did so, a fox tail sprouted.»
14:19:56 <sbp> bwahaha
14:20:08 <sbp> <Naruto> interesting
14:20:18 <xover> Apparently, the online world consists entirely of horny teenaged boys, possibly lesbian teenaged girls, and an odd combination of furfags and closet transvestites.
14:20:42 <_bjoern> and people posing as one of them.
14:20:48 <sbp> such as FBI officers
14:21:04 <sbp> trained to pose in such situations
14:21:16 <_bjoern> like U.S. congressmen
14:21:20 <xover> Of course, teh rest of the list suggests there may be some sports fans and MMORPG ners in there as well, but I suspect that the overlap is near 100%.
14:21:28 <sbp> right. posing
14:21:38 <_bjoern> .ety posse
14:21:41 <phenny> "1645 (in Anglo-L. from 1314), shortening of posse comitatus 'the force of the country' (1626, in Anglo-L. from 1285), from M.L. posse 'body of men, power,' from L. posse 'have power, be able' + comitatus 'of the country,' gen. of L.L. word for 'court palace.' Modern [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=posse
14:22:23 <_bjoern> .ety persiflage
14:22:25 <phenny> "1757, from Fr. persiflage, from persifler 'to banter,' from L. per- 'through' + Fr. siffler 'to whistle, hiss,' from collateral form of L. sibilare 'to hiss,' possibly of imitative origin." - http://etymonline.com/?term=persiflage
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14:23:18 <sbp> "Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar (ピューと吹く！ジャガー, Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar?) is a Japanese manga about flutes, instruments and Japanese jokes. It has no solid plot."
14:28:44 <Jabberwock> sbp: Hello there and once again it is good to see you. You're looking marvelous as always
14:28:53 <sbp> yep
14:31:06 <sbp> nsh was looking for you
14:34:57 <nsh> do people do anything on amazon forums except argue^Wbicker stupidly over evolution and creationism
14:35:15 <nsh> [[[
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14:35:54 <sbp> I second _bjoern
14:35:54 <_bjoern> WTF ARE U DOING GO FIX UR SOFTWARE ALREADY
14:35:54 <nsh> apparantly. i fear to tread
14:36:23 <nsh> mm
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14:36:46 <nsh> hmm
14:36:46 <nsh> .wik Amapedia
14:36:47 <phenny> "Amapedia is a wiki dedicated to collaborative composition of a knowledge base of product reviews." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amapedia
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14:38:50 <mini-man> Markov chain ftw
14:38:52 <sbp> nsh: because primitive peoples use it, clearly
14:39:10 <_bjoern> Amercians everywhere.
14:39:15 * nsh frowns
14:39:15 <mini-man> pyggy: are you smarter than Monty?
14:39:15 <pyggy> mini-man: : my name ...
14:39:16 <Monty> pebble
14:39:21 <sbp> you would have thought that affluence and civilisation are correlated
14:39:33 <sbp> but apparently it's not an entirely tight correlation
14:39:36 * _bjoern raises hand
14:40:08 * nsh throws dagger at it
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14:40:11 <pyggy> Wazzup mmmmmrob.
14:40:17 <nsh> starship troopers style
14:40:25 <sbp> for a while I thought it was bad to ignore it
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14:40:37 <sbp> because it comes from affluent, and therefore powerful, people
14:40:58 <sbp> but I realised that accepting primitive and yet affluent societies makes that unnecessary
14:42:29 <_bjoern> You just say that to make Monty happy.
14:42:31 <Monty> Hmm. But the holder for one sense...
14:43:19 <Jabberwock> .wik Molvania
14:43:22 <phenny> "Molvanîa is a fictional country in Eastern Europe glorified in the travel guide Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry, described as 'the birthplace of the whooping cough' and 'owner of Europe's oldest nuclear reactor.' It was created by Australians Tom [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvania
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14:46:19 <sbp> I say it to make Monty happy, but not just to make him happy
14:46:20 <Monty> cold ships!
14:46:33 <sbp> .gc "cold ships that pass in the night"
14:46:36 <phenny> "cold ships that pass in the night": 0
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14:46:52 <_bjoern> .gc "ships that pass in the night"
14:46:52 <Monty> But what does cre8radix have to do with the price of fish?
14:46:55 <phenny> "ships that pass in the night": 36,200
14:46:57 <phenny> Hush there, Monty.
14:46:57 <Monty> otoh...
14:47:05 <_bjoern> ...Monty?
14:47:07 <Monty> soap fingers dangly bits!
14:49:46 <_bjoern> What color do you glow in Monty?
14:49:47 <Monty> @wunder Mannheim
14:49:51 <supybot> Monty: The current temperature in Mannheim, Germany is 46.4°F (4:20 PM CET on December 03, 2007). Conditions: Scattered Clouds. Humidity: 62%. Dew Point: 33.8°F. Windchill: 41.0°F. Pressure: 29.62 in 1003 hPa (Rising).
14:49:53 <_bjoern> thx Monty
14:49:53 <Monty> Right...
14:49:55 <Monty> being "x1 (set) has better description is very domain dependent
14:50:21 <_bjoern> .calc 46.4F in C
14:50:24 <phenny> 46.4 degrees Fahrenheit = 8 degrees Celsius
14:51:07 <cre8radix> sbp: :pbs
14:51:23 <_bjoern> .wik PBS
14:51:26 <phenny> "The Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) is a non-profit public broadcasting television service with 354 member TV stations in the United States, with some member stations available over the air and by cable in Canada." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PBS
14:52:59 <sbp> AAHHHHH
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14:58:08 <_bjoern> it's not that bad if you look at http://www.pipa.org/OnlineReports/Iraq/IraqMedia_Oct03/IraqMedia_Oct03_pr.pdf
15:04:58 <bancus_> @wunder kmhv
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15:05:03 <supybot> bancus_: The current temperature in Mojave, California is 30.2°F (6:50 AM PST on December 03, 2007). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 86%. Dew Point: 26.6°F. Pressure: 30.55 in 1034 hPa (Rising).
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15:05:13 <bancus_> Ha. It's colder here.
15:05:24 <mini-man> .weather kmsp
15:05:28 <phenny> Cloudy, 6.8℉ (-14℃), 30.36in (1025mb), Calm 0kt (↑) - KMSP 9:53, 1553Z
15:05:30 <pyggy> mini-man: Sorry, no results for 'eather kmsp'.
15:05:33 <jsled> .weather kbtv
15:05:36 <phenny> Overcast ☁, 33.8℉ (1℃), 29.34in (990mb), Light Snow, Mist, Gentle breeze 7kt (↑) - KBTV, 10:54, 1554Z
15:05:38 <sbp> _bjoern: ha, that's fun
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15:06:11 <nsh> bacon sandwiches for the win
15:06:39 <_bjoern> "He had two tasks that week: satisfy a woman, and solve the riddle of the atom. Fortunately he was up to both." - about the guy with the cat.
15:07:13 <sbp> I've... heard that before somewhere
15:07:18 <sbp> but Google says NOT THE WEB
15:07:33 <_bjoern> On BBC I'd guess.
15:09:40 <sbp> hmm. my dinner plates resonate in Bb
15:10:12 <_bjoern> I have none of dinner, plates, resonance.
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15:10:34 <nsh> :_ (
15:10:38 <sbp> : : : ( ( (
15:11:09 <sbp> I am luncheoning
15:11:15 <_bjoern> As pirate things would be different.
15:11:24 <sbp> most of my luncheon is eaten, so it won't affect the pitch all that much
15:11:30 <sbp> I wonder how much the pitch would be affected by a full dinner
15:11:43 <sbp> it might be possible to tune plates by the amount and kind of food you put on them
15:11:59 <_bjoern> You remember my hands being covered in blood?
15:12:03 <sbp> yep
15:12:04 <_bjoern> I suddenly have visions how that might happen again.
15:12:05 <nsh> .ety splint
15:12:07 <phenny> "c.1300, 'plate of armor,' probably from M.L.G. splinte, splente 'thin piece of iron,' related to M.Du. splinte 'splint,' probably ult. from PIE *(s)plei- 'to split, splice' (see flint)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=splint
15:12:13 <nsh> interesting
15:12:14 <sbp> the moon is leaking again?
15:12:30 <sbp> and dripping fury onto you?
15:12:42 <nsh> my liver does that
15:12:54 <_bjoern> I don't think your liver does that.
15:13:32 <nsh> I think you don't think my liver does that.
15:13:45 <_bjoern> you are quite right in thinking that.
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15:14:00 * nsh tries to remember what the victorian parlour dealie with hats was called
15:14:09 <sbp> ...
15:14:15 <sbp> I think you dreamed it
15:14:38 <sbp> perhaps that was the revelation?
15:14:39 <nsh> nah, t'was in this incredibly awesome book of parlour games and conjuring tricks i picked up when i was child
15:14:40 <Jabberwock> And that is a scarey thought
15:14:41 <nsh> and unfortunately lost
15:14:44 <sbp> "victorians look good in hats!"
15:14:50 <sbp> aw
15:15:16 <nsh> .ety convince
15:15:18 <phenny> "1530, 'to overcome in argument,' from L. convincere 'to overcome decisively,' from com- intensive prefix + vincere 'to conquer' (see victor)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=convince
15:16:32 <sbp> .gc "perhaps this spork will convince you"
15:16:35 <phenny> "perhaps this spork will convince you": 0
15:16:37 <sbp> .gc "perhaps this * will convince you"
15:16:40 <phenny> "perhaps this * will convince you": 3,160
15:16:48 <_bjoern> Yup, now we've got it black on white, Google is a threat for mankind, http://www.iicm.tugraz.at/iicm_papers/dangers_google.pdf (7.5MB)
15:16:53 <sbp> top result: certificate
15:17:17 <nsh> "Your search - cache:http://www.iicm.tugraz.at/iicm_papers/dangers_google.pdf - did not match any documents. " convenient...
15:17:25 <sbp> hehe
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15:18:36 <sbp> [[[
15:18:37 <sbp> Since most material that is written today is based on Google and Wikipedia, if those two do
15:18:37 <sbp> not reflect reality, the picture we are getting through “googeling reality” as Stephan Weber
15:18:37 <sbp> calls it, is not reality, but the Google-Wikipedia version of reality.
15:18:37 <sbp> ]]]
15:19:12 <sbp> "brillient!!" - what the cool kids are saying about this
15:19:25 <glen_quagmire> teach me discrete fourier transformation
15:19:26 * _bjoern giggles
15:19:33 * _bjoern ... may be the vodka though!
15:19:36 <sbp> hehe
15:19:50 <sbp> I am going to code a new Google function
15:20:01 <Jabberwock> [blow me]
15:20:10 <sbp> it will be better than seven yaks combined
15:20:11 <_bjoern> what may it be? group search? video search?
15:20:17 <sbp> you will soon see
15:20:24 <_bjoern> news search? books search?
15:20:36 <sbp> it will be better than coitus with a gorilla
15:20:37 <_bjoern> NO I WONT
15:20:44 <sbp> but I'd better not oversell it. see for yourselves
15:21:09 <_bjoern> I guess it'll suck for some time like most new features.
15:21:22 <_bjoern> if only you'd code females!
15:29:23 <sbp> yes...
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15:32:05 <sbp> whoops
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15:32:46 <glen_quagmire> what's an easy profiler for C++ project?
15:32:54 <glen_quagmire> .g c++ profiler windows
15:32:54 <phenny> glen_quagmire: http://www.ddj.com/cpp/189401136
15:33:33 <_bjoern> I'd recommend valgrind; for windows: tough
15:33:53 <glen_quagmire> yah windows oh my
15:34:22 <nsh> .wik Rebuse
15:34:25 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Rebuse".
15:34:29 <nsh> .w rebuse
15:34:31 <phenny> I couldn't find 'rebuse' in WordNet.
15:34:35 <nsh> hrmm
15:35:45 <nsh> "To render the work still more useful and complete, the translator has added a collection of Rebuses, Charades, and Enigmas, which will serve to task the ingenuity of the social circle when a little repose is required after the active exertion of the more lively sports which form the main part of the volume. " -http://books.google.com/books?id=AyUMAAAAYAAJ
15:35:53 <nsh> .gc "rebuses"
15:35:56 <phenny> "rebuses": 63,200
15:36:23 <nsh> oh
15:36:27 <nsh> the picture word puzzle things
15:36:36 <nsh> .wik rebus
15:36:39 <phenny> "A rebus (Latin: 'by things') is a kind of word puzzle which uses pictures to represent words or parts of words; for example: H + = Hear, or Here." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus
15:37:45 <_bjoern> Seriously, I essentially have a Ubuntu VM just for Valgrind.
15:39:30 <_bjoern> .gc "Rest of the world"
15:39:32 <phenny> "Rest of the world": 14,800,000
15:40:05 <perigrin> .weather kmsp
15:40:10 <phenny> perigrin: 09:29Z <sbp> tell perigrin that the data doesn't exist on the NOAA server - http://weather.noaa.gov/pub/data/observations/metar/stations/EIDL.TXT - so phenny can't give out the data. the error message is crap though, so I'll fix that
15:40:12 <phenny> Cloudy, 6.8℉ (-14℃), 30.36in (1025mb), Calm 0kt (↑) - KMSP 9:53, 1553Z
15:40:14 <phenny> perigrin: 09:42Z <darobin> tell perigrin it's not an insult that's commonly used here, but I'd say "tête de cul" or "tronche de cul"
15:40:17 <phenny> perigrin: 09:43Z <darobin> tell perigrin that the phonetics don't map to English
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15:40:59 <nsh> phenny, tell perigrin that he's popular and everyone loves him
15:41:01 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when perigrin is around.
15:41:17 <perigrin> phenny, ask darobin what is a idiomatic translation though? something in the vernacular? I need to my daughter in line sometimes :)
15:41:18 <_bjoern> phenny, tell perigrin NO I HATE HIM
15:41:19 <phenny> perigrin: I'll pass that on when darobin is around.
15:41:21 <phenny> perigrin: 16:33Z <nsh> tell perigrin that he's popular and everyone loves him
15:41:21 <glen_quagmire> http://developer.amd.com/cawin.jsp ; this might be useful for me
15:41:26 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when perigrin is around.
15:41:48 <perigrin> yay! lots of messages! AND HATES!
15:41:50 <phenny> perigrin: 16:33Z <_bjoern> tell perigrin NO I HATE HIM
15:42:05 <_bjoern> FREE AND OPEN HATES
15:42:06 <nsh> HATES MEANS U IZ COOL ENUF 4 HATAZ
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15:50:33 <sbp> .gs the president is a *
15:50:36 <phenny> Dissident: figurehead (4), facetiou (4), rapist (3), member (3), Supervillian (3), Democrat (3), womanizer (2), primu (2), moron (2), liar (2), lame duck (2), dismally (2), criminal (2), chimp (2), TRAITOR (2), Maronite (2), Demmycrat (2), wrestler, voting, uniter, straightforward plainspoken, sociopathic, rea
15:50:39 <sbp> .gs my what a big * you have
15:50:42 <phenny> wok: drill (4), bag (4), trunk (3), nose (3), mic (3), head (3), eye (3), Swing (3), Skull (3), Rack (3), Mouse (3), Gelati (3), Cupcake (3), tripod (2), tongue (2), sword (2), penis (2), mouth (2), gun (2), encyclopedia (2), bed (2), Vocabulary (2), VPC (2), Tongue (2), Mascot (2), Intern (2), Gun (2),
15:50:50 <sbp> .gs is that a * in your pocket
15:51:11 <sbp> O NOE THAT ONE IS NOT WORK
15:51:31 <sbp> I'm not sure what's up with the colon thingy
15:52:08 <sbp> .gs this is a *
15:52:12 <phenny> placeholder (4), collaborative (4), prototype (3), Wunderbaum (3), Vedic (3), Knife (3), ComfyPage (3), travesty (2), terrib (2), snapshot (2), quothotfix (2), place holder (2), normal (2), man (2), mailto (2), bullshit (2), Yadasite (2), Stickup (2), Standoff (2), Man (2), Mad Mad Mad (2), Local (2
15:52:13 <sbp> .gs is that a * in your pocket
15:52:16 <phenny> Subpoena (6), mirror (4), gun (4), Politician (4), Phojo (4), gerbil (3), Pistol (3), Pastie (3), Nunchaku (3), Nightstick (3), watch (2), toonie (2), tentacle (2), stake (2), projector (2), pistol (2), pickle (2), mm (2), meeple (2), kielbasa (2), dictionary (2), cockscomb (2), carrot (2), bomb (2)
15:52:19 <sbp> there we go
15:52:35 <nsh> awesome
15:52:41 <sbp> only works for one *
15:52:52 <sbp> unpredictable what it'll do with multiple. let's find out!
15:52:55 <sbp> .gs * is a *
15:52:59 <phenny> AttributeError: 'tuple' object has no attribute 'replace' (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/google.py", line 110, in googlesplat)
15:53:02 <sbp> there we go
15:53:08 <nsh> that sort of stuff, eh
15:53:29 <_bjoern> .compare googlesplat googlesplatting googlesplated googlesplatter googlesplatxoring
15:53:30 <nsh> does google itself allow multiple wildcards in queries?
15:53:32 <phenny> googlesplat (47), googlesplatter (1), googlesplatxoring (0), googlesplatting (0), googlesplated (0)
15:54:12 <sbp> .gs * is a *
15:54:15 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
15:54:16 <sbp> .gs AOPRGKAOKRGPAOKRG
15:54:19 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
15:54:25 <sbp> .gs I hate your *
15:54:29 <phenny> gut (9), Team (6), wimper (4), answering (4), Band (4), stinkin (3), shoe (3), pissing (3), kickshaw (3), face (3), SUV (3), Opinion (3), Kid (3), whiny (2), tear (2), sunle (2), stinking (2), skeleton (2), roarer (2), pity (2), philandering (2), hurtin (2), haircut (2), gutz (2), boyfrien (2), amec
15:54:30 <_bjoern> .gs NO, * !
15:54:33 <phenny> markets are open for trading Change over last hours GMT More Stock Prices gtgtgt Best performers Now trading middot Last hrs Loading bbrspan classawwwtradewindsno k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcacheWIOPvLUDBMJwwwtradewindsnoNOhlenctclnkcdglusCacheda a classfl hrefsearchhlenqrelatedwwwtradewinds
15:54:41 <sbp> hehe
15:54:54 <nsh> i hate those related www trade winds
15:55:01 <nsh> they're always ruining my shipping routes
15:55:07 <_bjoern> DONT TRADE MIDDOT LAST HRS PLZ
15:55:09 <sbp> .gs my * is bigger than your
15:55:12 <phenny> Tampon (5), Koku (4), dinghy (3), dad (3), cock (3), Trailer (3), House (3), God (3), FBI file (3), Bait (3), plop (2), love (2), gadol (2), epeen (2), ePenis (2), daddy (2), clit (2), Sceptre (2), JET (2), Ditka (2), Coupon (2), wireless network keeps disconnecting middot My wish list middot Myster
15:55:21 <sbp> MY TAMPON IS BIGGER THAN YOUR TAMPON
15:55:22 <sbp> so there
15:55:25 <_bjoern> MY TAMPON IS BIGGER THAN YOUR TAMPON ?
15:55:37 <sbp> ePenis? heh
15:55:42 <sbp> .gs * is the coolest word
15:55:46 <phenny> you learned from a song In Rock and Pop Asked by Screamyourout answers day ago Resolved Questioners avatar bbrspan classaanswersyahoocomaumyprofileshowEbWctFaa k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcacheZdnXpBjPgJanswersyahoocomaumyprofileFshowDEbWctFaaisthecoolestwordhlenctclnkcdglusCacheda a classfl
15:55:47 <nsh> <PLEASE READ THIS IN 50 POINT FONT>
15:55:48 <sbp> .gs * is an awesome word
15:55:51 <phenny> we will make up names for whatever we feel likeWhat do you know maybe we will start naming parts on animals bbrspan classawwwamherstbulletincomtalkbackfirstrow k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcachelRjfCXrBAJwwwamherstbulletincomtalkbackFfirstrowDisanawesomewordhlenctclnkcdglusCacheda a classfl hr
15:55:51 <_bjoern> .gs * kills kitten
15:55:52 <sbp> .gs * is a great word
15:55:56 <sbp> .gs * is a wonderful word
15:56:00 <phenny> quot returned approximately results in bbrspan classaswhackcomlogs k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcacheeFYlWJJtoJswhackcomlogskillskittenhlenctclnkcdglusCacheda a classfl hrefsearchhlenqrelatedswhackcomlogsSimilar pagesanobrfonttdtrtablediv div classgh classra hrefhttpsforgentropybluestaskDetail
15:56:03 <phenny> ahtable border cellpadding cellspacingtrtd classjfont sizebSpelunker, ahtable border cellpadding cellspacingtrtd classjfont sizeMar quotbPhilophobiaquot, ahtable border cellpadding cellspacingtrtd classjfont sizeJun bAforementioned, with no American translation Remember gt tacky means quotcheap or
15:56:06 <bancus> My hand hurts from playing Rock Band.
15:56:07 <phenny> quot much love Jigga Jay Bape MANDEM Nov AM AYO GET TO GETHER amp BREAK MUMIA OUT DAS WHAT ITS ABOUT bbrspan classaprofilemyspacecomindexcfmfuseactionuserwbrviewprofileampfriendid k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcachehApirTUgAJprofilemyspacecomindexcfmFfuseactionDuserviewprofilefriendidDisawonder
15:56:08 <_bjoern> tis not workin
15:56:08 <sbp> yes, this has problems
15:56:40 <_bjoern> could you please think your own thoughts? kthx.
15:57:17 <_bjoern> .gc thoughtpiright
15:57:18 <sbp> .gs * is a boob
15:57:19 <phenny> thoughtpiright: 0
15:57:20 <_bjoern> .gc thoughtpirate
15:57:21 <phenny> Must not start with "*", sorry
15:57:23 <phenny> thoughtpirate: 2
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15:57:27 <nsh> http://gatewaytothemultiverse.blogspot.com/2007/09/principle-of-proper-interval-locality.html
15:57:29 <sbp> .gs an * a day keeps
15:57:32 <phenny> apple (19), Apple (16), onion (3), eyeful (2), aspirin (2), skew even the most bbrspan classawwwdailyvidettecomwbrAnAppleADayKeepsTheDoctorAwayFishyFoodMythsPutToRestshtml k spannobra classfl hrefhttpsearchqcacheeGmeuaJUJwwwdailyvidettecomnewsFeaturesAnAppleADayKeepsTheDoctorAwayFishyFoodMythsPutToR
15:57:34 <nsh> ^^ best background image on the web this year
15:57:59 <_bjoern> NO
15:58:21 <sbp> .gs an * a day keeps
15:58:23 <phenny> apple (21), Apple (16), eyeful (2), aspirin (2), onion, bAn Apple, asspie, amidation, affirmation, Eyeful, Avestite, Asprin, Arnold, Appert, APLE
15:58:31 <_bjoern> hmm nice http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap071203.html
15:58:56 <_bjoern> http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap071202.html cool 2
15:59:21 <_bjoern> omg http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap071126.html 111!
15:59:29 <thelsdj> .gs * is shitrude
15:59:31 <phenny> Must not start with "*", sorry
15:59:32 <sbp> nais
15:59:33 <_bjoern> LIGHTHOUSE OF DOOM
16:00:13 <nsh> .wik Neutral kaons
16:00:17 <phenny> "In particle physics, a kaon (also called K-meson and denoted K) is any one of a group of four mesons distinguished by the fact that they carry a quantum number called strangeness." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaon
16:00:42 <_bjoern> .gc moonworm
16:00:44 <phenny> moonworm: 4,280
16:01:58 <sbp> .gs * is shitrude
16:02:01 <phenny> * is shitrude: No results!
16:02:03 <sbp> .gs * is an awesome word
16:02:05 <phenny> Ignoble, Humptitude, Gold
16:02:06 <sbp> .gs * is a great word
16:02:09 <phenny> Spelunker, Philophobiaquot, Aforementioned
16:02:10 <sbp> .gs * is a fun word
16:02:13 <phenny> ruminate, gallery, burgle, WordJuice, Osteoderm, Nipple, Frippery, Fling
16:02:14 <sbp> .gs * is a stupid word
16:02:17 <phenny> WaMu, Islamophobia
16:02:21 <sbp> .gs * is a brilliant word
16:02:24 <phenny> * is a brilliant word: No results!
16:02:27 <sbp> .gs * is a fucker
16:02:30 <phenny> Nesagwa (2), skehan, Ryan, Ramar, Keitel
16:02:32 <_bjoern> .gs * is a good american
16:02:35 <phenny> who, Seeger
16:03:05 * nsh would find it so much easier to research abstruse partical physics if they didn't dress it up in the overtight belly top of mysticism and the reversed baseball cap of illfoundedness
16:03:22 <_bjoern> hmm http://www.cracked.com/article_15696_10-most-irritatingly-impossible-old-school-video-games.html
16:03:34 <_bjoern> .gc * is a terrorist
16:03:36 <phenny> * is a terrorist: 1,090,000
16:03:41 <_bjoern> .gs * is a terrorist
16:03:44 <phenny> ZONERD zonerd, Rabin, Killtown, Jabarah, Hefield, Cheney
16:03:55 <sbp> .gs what the *
16:03:58 <phenny> Heck (10), Bleep (10), Book (5), hecka becka (4), Kiwi (4), Dicken (4), Bible (4), (3), postperson (2), nephrologist (2), hell happened (2), bleap Bleap Bleap (2), Victorian (2), USDA (2), Sokal (2), Postperson (2), Hecka Becka (2), Heck Fest (2), Hecataeu (2), HELL (2), Futch (2), Fu (2), Frack (2
16:04:02 <sbp> .gs what in the name of *
16:04:05 <phenny> God (3), vanity (2), Wondy (2), Styphon (2), Oo (2), Odin (2), Norihito (2), Merlin (2), Maria (2), Love (2), Godzilla (2), Crom (2), suoyou, skittle, seventeen, pantie, pancake, milky, knavery, knauery, jiggly, jeesu, jeebu, heavenly glory, hcnvell, god, fur, fairying, delicasy, daylight, crap, bug
16:04:12 <_bjoern> .gs * can suck my beep
16:04:14 <phenny> * can suck my beep: No results!
16:04:16 <sbp> WHAT IN THE NAME OF PANCAKE
16:04:20 <sbp> .gs suck my *
16:04:23 <phenny> dick (10), Dick (8), geek (6), cock (5), thumb (3), SAGGING ZIONIST (3), Ping (3), PHREEKJUICE (3), Deck (3), DICK (3), nipple (2), iPod (2), WiiWrote (2), Scrabblebag (2), Nasdaq (2), Jagon (2), Gaufre (2), GEEK (2), Dick Lyric (2), DISCOTHEQUE (2), Ball (2), weewee, weenie, toe, pubicle, pizzacrum
16:04:27 <sbp> .gs fuck me in the *
16:04:30 <phenny> a (10), mouth (4), eyeball (4), backseet (4), arse (4), BACKSEAT (4), Armpit (4), shower (3), backseatt (3), backseat (3), asshole (3), Brain lyric (3), staircase (2), pooper (2), morning (2), ear (2), brain (2), beard (2), bathtub (2), Rear (2), Jacu (2), Garden (2), Bathroom (2), tree, toilet, sau
16:04:46 <_bjoern> FUCK ME IN THE A
16:04:50 <sbp> hehe
16:05:10 <_bjoern> .gs * is a cuddly little creature
16:05:13 <phenny> * is a cuddly little creature: No results!
16:05:13 <sbp> yeah, there's a problem with plurals
16:05:29 <_bjoern> .gs * suck
16:05:32 <phenny> Yankees (4), Strokers (3), Dopers (3), PodShow (2), MPAA (2), yankees, wii, unions, they, that, test, teh, suckle nurse, of, it, give, diss and, diabkte diabkte, crackle, american women, Webcomics, Tom, Toad, Techno, Tarts, Suck, Speeders Hybrids, SUVs basically, SL, Raves, Ravers, Rangers, Primus,
16:05:33 <sbp> .gs my *
16:05:36 <phenny> Map (4), Book (4), Account (4), eScrip (3), Yahoo (3), Way (3), Saved (3), AmericanHeart (3), dot thetech (2), boy (2), World (2), WishList (2), User (2), USAJOB (2), Refund (2), NCBI (2), Maps tab (2), Lai (2), Info (2), Hump (2), Glendon (2), Fair (2), Body Interim (2), Body (2), Bill (2), Affilia
16:05:46 <_bjoern> GIVE ME USAJOB PLZ
16:05:47 <sbp> .gs you're crazy *
16:05:50 <phenny> (5), LYRIC (4), CBGB (3), shawnmt (2), open (2), lyric (2), enough (2), betterthanu (2), beautiful (2), Lyric (2), Beuatiful (2), zdcheryl, yadda yadda yadda, traduo, or, oo, oh, o, nanainain, man, ltlt, loon, livedoor, lexruns lexrun, hey hey, heh heh, ha ha ha, firerant, djroxalot, crazy crazy, c
16:05:51 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
16:05:55 <sbp> BACKSEAT MPAA USAJOB
16:06:09 <sbp> .gs fucking * arsehole
16:06:11 <_bjoern> .gs * kills kitten
16:06:12 <phenny> cunting (2), your sisters, your enormous, wimpy, wanking, wagonjumping, ugly, trunk, titfaced, thread, stupid, squinty, squealing from, spawney, sexist, selfish, scummy cunts the, sarcasm, robbing raping, rich prat, racist, pint ya, pathetic cunt, pain thru its, order insensative, obnoxious, negativ
16:06:14 <phenny> sbp (2), allegedly (2), bedroom, God
16:06:16 <sbp> .gs fucking * asshole
16:06:19 <phenny> stupid (5), tslady (3), fascist (3), bitch (3), stinky (2), retarded (2), racist (2), nightmare (2), junkie (2), jerk (2), jalous (2), invintation (2), hateful (2), faggot (2), delusionist (2), cunt (2), Dumb (2), wanker, toys, tick tick tick, shithead, shit showboaty, shit, selfish, rascist, punkmu
16:06:22 <sbp> what!
16:06:24 <_bjoern> sbp (2)!
16:06:41 <_bjoern> .gs Hitler *
16:06:44 <phenny> and (7), (7), wa (3), Youth (3), unnerve (2), take (2), roam (2), on (2), biographer (2), and Stalin (2), a (2), Yummy Yummy Yummy (2), Visit (2), The (2), Schicklgruber (2), Historical (2), Diarie (2), Berghof (2), A (2), wwwCelebrityMorgue, wooed, won, which, was Aloi, uz, to, threatens Jew, the,
16:06:55 <_bjoern> .gs Wikipedia can *
16:06:58 <phenny> Teenager (5), mislead (3), Tho (3), Be (3), undergo Nupedia (2), send wonderfully (2), happen (2), explain (2), draw (2), attest (2), assemble (2), Make (2), Comprar Tago (2), ye, touch even greater, touch, tap consumer, suscipio, succeed, somthme, smite, skyor, shed, satisfy anyone, ruin, request v
16:07:05 <sbp> .gs tell her *
16:07:08 <phenny> Tonight (6), Lyric (5), therapist (4), that (3), she (3), grandkid (3), LYRIC (3), witho (2), mistre (2), krl (2), You Love Her (2), Song (2), Referencia (2), Lyrique (2), Letra (2), Goodbye (2), DAIDREAM (2), Bitch Bitch Bitch (2), Adam (2), (2), youre believing, you like her, why, wasthatshewould
16:07:10 <bancus> I wonder if I've asked this before.
16:07:14 <bancus> Rather, asked this here.
16:07:22 <sbp> .gs complete and utter *
16:07:25 <phenny> moron (5), Nonsense (5), nonsense (4), failure (4), Randomne (4), shite (3), rubbish (3), horseshit (3), chao (3), Madne (3), DUMBA (3), waste (2), wanker (2), twaddle (2), stupidity (2), scum (2), poppycock (2), insanity (2), fuckwit (2), drivel (2), disgrace (2), disbelief (2), disaster (2), destr
16:07:33 <bancus> In the context of poetry, if I described a sculptor as having "stone-masked hands", what would that mean to you?
16:07:56 <_bjoern> .gs this means * to me
16:07:58 <phenny> nothing (8), a lot (7), everything (5), much (4), heaps (3), anything (3), alot (3), allot (3), Nothing (3), worlds (2), this happended (2), the world (2), something (2), so much (2), lot (2), loads (2), everthing (2), tons, the WORLD, talk, squat, speak, someting, socialist, shyt, shit, seems, roma
16:08:02 <sbp> it would mean I couldn't see him because he's behind his sculpture
16:08:13 <_bjoern> .gs I like *
16:08:16 <phenny> (7), unicorn (6), Bukkake (5), Cheese (4), Banana (4), tomahto (3), Turtle (3), Seamonster (3), JNode (3), totally (2), to (2), the (2), that (2), steamroom (2), poo (2), pie (2), photobooth (2), music (2), dreamin (2), basketball (2), applejuice (2), Tunnock (2), Sheep (2), Pie (2), Parenthese (2)
16:08:21 <_bjoern> .gs Porn must *
16:08:24 <phenny> see (46), SEE (6), remain taboo (3), go on U (2), go (2), flow (2), fall (2), Befree (2), (2), we, watch, triumph, touring ride, thought, surely creep, sincere vegetation, sign up, show its harmful, review much sekrit, reflect, pic himself, pay REAL GOOD, make all of, login into myspace, include ko
16:08:28 <sbp> .gs I fucking hate *
16:08:31 <phenny> coolweb (6), spammer (5), UGZ (5), pikey (3), pidgeon (3), lawstudent (3), CLOG (3), monday (2), liar (2), jehovah (2), hippie (2), clown (2), chav (2), cat (2), USIT (2), Ravenholm (2), POSER (2), MySpace (2), Frostie (2), ANIME (2), you, wisecracking, whiner, wasp, vocoder, touts tout, tomato, the
16:08:33 <_bjoern> PORN MUST GO ON U
16:08:41 <sbp> hehe
16:08:46 <_bjoern> .gs I can * you
16:08:49 <phenny> tell (53), assure (20), Tell (9), give (5), Hear (4), asure (3), Love (3), meeet (2), tesitfy that, sugguest, hallp, given, gicve, get, garundamntee, garantee, find, commitedly inform, certainly refer, brng, believe, assisst, SHOW, REEEAD, Hardly Believe
16:08:56 <sbp> .gs may I * you please
16:08:59 <phenny> ask (4), remind (3), kiss (3), kill (3), invite (3), help (3), Help (3), vexel (2), urge (2), suggest (2), speak with (2), speak to (2), serve (2), see (2), request (2), join (2), introduce (2), interrupt (2), fuck (2), direct (2), clone (2), arrest (2), FART ON (2), watch, trouble, touch, thank, th
16:09:06 <_bjoern> .gs Dear *
16:09:06 <sbp> FART ON
16:09:08 <phenny> Colleague (8), (5), Sir (4), Liza (4), Zachary (3), Uncle Ezra (3), Spike (3), Mobby (3), Lou (3), Diary (3), CareerBabe (3), Abbey (3), peni (2), mama (2), mallika (2), Woroni (2), Whoever (2), TV (2), Streetsy (2), SJ (2), Reader (2), Pru (2), Lenovo (2), KwikLift (2), Frankie (2), Evelina (2), D
16:09:29 <_bjoern> .gs
16:09:31 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
16:09:34 <_bjoern> .gs * swallows
16:09:37 <phenny> Yakult (9), the (4), barn (2), She (2), wintering grounds, python snake eats, green, com, cliff, This, The, Sinkhole, Silver, Riparia riparia, Pelican, Pacific, Ocean, Norriss Neice, Jade, Gulps, Eaves, DiggShe, Cliff, AND
16:09:55 <sbp> .gs put her * in my
16:09:57 <_bjoern> .gs HTTP is *
16:09:58 <phenny> heart (4), fingers (4), finger (4), tongue (3), paw (3), panties (3), number (3), head (3), hand (3), upstairs (2), suitcase (2), pics (2), pacifier (2), knee (2), keys (2), harddrive (2), fist (2), feener (2), face (2), elbow (2), crate (2), clothes (2), clit (2), cage (2), boobs (2), ass (2), tong
16:10:01 <phenny> statele (8), flaky (4), a (3), used (2), quotchunked (2), prepended (2), port (2), guztaviiiitoh (2), SSL (2), Pushy (2), unpredictable, unavailable, ubiquitou, tunnelled, the, synchonou, supported NTLM NTLM, slower, sessionle, prefixed, meghatrozhatja, lookslike, included, implied, httptcp, hardly,
16:10:17 <_bjoern> HTTP IS STATELE
16:10:29 <sbp> trailing s bug again
16:10:39 <sbp> .gs my * has a first name
16:10:42 <phenny> baloney (9), Bologna (4), weenie (3), bolony (3), bolonga (3), bolognia (3), bologne (3), bologna (3), bolgna (3), balogna (3), Postmodernism (3), Bourgogne (3), yoni (2), penis (2), cannon (2), bratwurst (2), boloney (2), blogna (2), balony (2), bacteriophage (2), Weiner (2), Vagina (2), Teddybear
16:10:47 <_bjoern> .gs Perl is * than Python
16:10:49 <phenny> worse (29), better (14), faster (5), older (2), way uglier, usually faster, still more popular, somewhat faster, so much better, much nicer, more powerful, more popular, more expressive, more available, it easier, it better, already faster, a bit faster, a better choice, Better
16:10:55 <sbp> .gs python is * than perl
16:10:56 <_bjoern> .gs Python is * than Perl
16:10:58 <phenny> better (33), slower (3), often faster (2), less popular (2), easier (2), closer to Lisp (2), Better (2), very slightly lower, somehow better, simpler, quotbetterquot, newer, much worse, much simpler, much easier, more readable, more likely, more fun, more formal, less terse, less powerful, faster, f
16:11:01 <phenny> Python is * than Perl : No results!
16:11:03 <sbp> win!
16:11:21 <sbp> .gs java is * than python
16:11:24 <_bjoern> .gs Perl6 will be released in *
16:11:24 <phenny> better (8), faster (5), less interactive (2), worse off, times faster, stricter, slower to write, only x faster, much stricter, much faster, more verbose, more understandable, more powerful, more crossplatform, more common, indeed faster, generally faster, far better, even smaller, even more kludgy,
16:11:26 <phenny> Perl6 will be released in *: No results!
16:11:29 <sbp> .gs python is * than java
16:11:32 <phenny> better (17), slower (14), simpler (2), older (2), not slower (2), much easier (2), more readable (2), more expressive (2), less verbose (2), faster (2), far better (2), WAY better (2), x more productive, universally better, still slower, somewhat older, safer, preferablebetter, nicer, much slower, m
16:11:35 <bancus> .gs vote for *
16:11:37 <_bjoern> .gs Java can *
16:11:39 <phenny> the (7), Pedro (6), candidate (4), Fatworld (4), parliament (3), mupromo (3), Taj Mahal (3), Rudy (3), Obama (3), MMP (3), Lusternia (3), Hillary (3), GameWyrd (3), EventTracker (3), president (2), WtsFtp (2), WinINSTALL (2), WaMMO (2), Thinworx (2), Teamster (2), Tancredo (2), SwyxServer (2), Scien
16:11:40 <sbp> .gs perl6 is *
16:11:41 <phenny> run (5), Pastilla (5), leak (4), suppre (2), speakEngland (2), represent (2), proprietre (2), precompile (2), manipulate (2), invoke (2), handle (2), dohttp (2), distinguish (2), be (2), affect IronMailer (2), accept (2), MD (2), use Mainsoft, transparently, succurro, strut, simulateRC, simulate, se
16:11:43 <phenny> supposed (2), still (2), quite active He (2), paved (2), missing (2), going (2), becoming (2), a semijocular (2), (2), years away, working, vl, very featurerich, unusually lively, translated, this correct Yupper, there anyone left, the yaddayadda, the, that while loop, taking too long, taking, supp
16:11:46 <perigrin> .gs Perl6 will be released by *
16:11:48 <phenny> Perl6 will be released by *: No results!
16:11:56 <_bjoern> .gs sbp *
16:11:58 <phenny> and (4), illuminazione (3), i (3), annuity (3), systolic (2), premium (2), abbreviation (2), Unscheduled (2), Survivor (2), SBC (2), Norfloxacin (2), Milieubewuste (2), Lithium Ion (2), LATIBEX (2), Family (2), (2), wa, value, the, than GG, tend, teledyn, stand, slope, saponification, rreck darobin
16:12:05 <sbp> .gs perl6 will be *
16:12:08 <_bjoern> .gs * sbp
16:12:08 <phenny> able (6), released (2), based (2), very tough, using, translating, toward, the one programming, stunningly, selfhosting, running someday, resoundingly, quotembedded, out and Randal, out and, out, on its second, multiparadigmatic, more involved, making heavy, like, in general release, implemented, gt
16:12:10 <sbp> .gs perl6 will be released *
16:12:10 <phenny> the (3), resmethrin (3), Sinbo (2), systolic, personal, from, for, bvp, an, View, Systems, Spectron, SPL an, R, MBP DBP, Jinggoy denies, Grafiki dizajn, Generally
16:12:13 <phenny> or not and
16:12:23 <jsled> .gs the * will not be televised
16:12:24 <sbp> .gs that's absolutely fucking *
16:12:25 <phenny> Revolution (76), revolution (21), REVOLUTION (7), game (3), Webolution (3), Ratvolution (3), rEVOLution (2), Rapture (2), Genaside (2), Digital Revolution (2), rvolution, revolutinon, revobution, remaining games, future of marketing, counterrevolution, bestowment, Wiivelution, Riovolution, Revol uti
16:12:28 <phenny> disgusting (7), ridiculou (6), retarded (3), insane (3), incredible (3), stupid (2), nutz (2), killer (2), hilariou (2), criminal (2), awesome (2), absurd (2), tastele, spiffing, sick Misogyny, rubbish, right, pricele, pathetic, nut, marvellou, ludicrou, horrified, fantastic, brilliant fest, brillia
16:12:29 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
16:12:29 <_bjoern> .gs more *
16:12:32 <phenny> than (14), (7), information (3), about (3), quickly (2), Word (2), Google (2), with, view trailer, video, tourist, than year, than meet, than her family, teens undergoing, technical, streamflow, star, shall, severe depressive, secure dependable, scandals loom, sample, productive, precisely, popular
16:12:32 <jsled> .gs the revolution will not be *
16:12:35 <phenny> Televised (50), televised (30), TELEVISED (8), motorized (3), computerized (3), Microwaved (3), televized (2), televise (2), satirised (2), motorised (2), ambidexterou (2), aesthetized (2), Televised Gil (2), Televised Democracy (2), TELEGRAPHED (2), thwarted, metered, frustrated, brought, blogged,
16:12:42 <sbp> .gs could you * please?
16:12:45 <phenny> elaborate (6), explain (4), rephrase (3), repeat (3), hurry (3), hold (3), helpme (3), transcribe (2), summarize (2), resend (2), requeue (2), repeat that (2), kindly (2), help me (2), folks (2), expound (2), explin (2), explane (2), ellaborate (2), dra (2), clarify (2), WUGGY (2), RTELOAD (2), REPE
16:12:47 <_bjoern> .gs * than google
16:12:50 <phenny> Better (3), cooler (2), better (2), Do better (2), switchboard, faster, beter, backlinks
16:12:55 <sbp> could you WUGGY please?
16:13:02 <sbp> .gs * on my face
16:13:05 <phenny> Smile (3), Sit (2), Sex (2), smile, skin cancer risks, moles, defecate, Rain Rain, Lump, Defecate, Bermudez quotsits, A
16:13:07 <_bjoern> .gs WUGGY please *
16:13:09 <phenny> WUGGY please *: No results!
16:13:19 <sbp> .gs bermuda shorts are *
16:13:23 <phenny> permitted (12), acceptable (8), allowed (3), vanishing (2), unwelcome (2), flattering (2), faded (2), (2), worn, welcome too, welcome any time, usually forbidden, trouser, tomboy, there any trip, the perfect attire, the, stylish, sold separately, showing, seen everywhere, scene, required, popular e
16:13:25 <sbp> .gs the semantic web is *
16:13:26 <jsled> Bermudez on my wuggy, please!
16:13:28 <phenny> for Vulcan (4), LSI (3), upon (2), underway (2), split (2), not (2), heading (2), easier together (2), an (2), a (2), written, webized, w consortium, twofold, tricky, thriving, supposed, reusing, relevant, reheated, querying, proposed, probably, overviewed, ontology, nonsensical, merely wizbang, mea
16:13:32 <perigrin> .gs I can't believe his * was so big!
16:13:35 <phenny> I can't believe his * was so big!: No results!
16:13:41 <_bjoern> .gs I got * in the bermuda triangle
16:13:42 <sbp> the Semantic Web is for Vulcan
16:13:44 <phenny> lost
16:13:53 <sbp> .gs his * was
16:13:56 <phenny> father (5), wife (4), mother (4), stepfather (3), tenure (2), subconscious (2), role (2), puzzler (2), humvee (2), daughter (2), company WilliWear (2), career (2), appointment (2), WIFE (2), BABIP (2), work Marlette, view, time, thesis adviser, testimony, tentmate, successor, stubbornness, stepbroth
16:13:57 <jsled> THAT:S ALL>
16:13:59 <_bjoern> THERE I FOUND THE 1 RESULT THAT MAKES SENSE
16:14:01 <sbp> .gs his * was huge
16:14:04 <phenny> sword (3), nose (3), mouth (3), head (3), face (3), cock (3), body (3), bladder (3), belly (3), voice (2), throat (2), smile (2), second innaugural (2), rack (2), presence (2), popularity (2), personality (2), output (2), neck (2), influence (2), impact (2), house (2), heart (2), goofballatry (2), f
16:14:09 <perigrin> .gs his * was *
16:14:11 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
16:14:14 <perigrin> :p
16:14:16 <jsled> .wik goofballatry
16:14:18 <sbp> .gs perigrin was *
16:14:19 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "goofballatry".
16:14:21 <phenny> apparently (2), the, pondering, listed, last to be, just, gonna, doing, called, angry, also very polite, a
16:14:24 <_bjoern> .gs I can't put my *
16:14:27 <phenny> finger (42), Finger (24), arm (3), Damned (2), ARM (2), vendor, thought, teeth, simcard, sig, refuse kerbside, own label, own, fi, dishe, d, classe, card, bomb, appreciation, NC, Fin
16:14:32 <sbp> .gs put your * where your mouth is
16:14:35 <phenny> Money (52), money (34), actions (4), Scrabby (3), MONEY (3), mony (2), mangoes (2), epeen (2), brain (2), wrench, villainy, tushie, tanpi, slex, singlet, rmoney, posting priveledges, mopney, moeny, miney, mangos, logic, hockey, foot, fists, cowardly speaches, carburettor, butt, booteh, bitbucket, SI
16:14:39 <_bjoern> .gs The End Is *
16:14:42 <phenny> Near (10), Nigh (9), nigh (6), near (5), NIFONG (5), reached (4), Neigh (4), Mir (4), neat (3), NeAr (3), Naai (3), Coming (3), Begun (3), Approaching (3), unsatisfying (2), sight (2), pricele (2), nigher (2), nearish (2), imminent (2), coming (2), VeryLong (2), Nearish (2), Nearing (2), Nearer (2),
16:14:46 <jsled> Hmm. So, could Monty make use of this to improve weak chains?
16:14:50 <Monty> Dissident: figurehead (4), that 'LFPO', 'ENGM', 'ENTC' thingy?
16:14:52 <sbp> hmm, good idea
16:14:58 *** _bjoern changed the topic to: "<phenny> THE END IS NIFONG"
16:14:59 <sbp> .gs markov chains are *
16:15:02 <phenny> widely (6), ergodic (5), discussed (3), (3), serially (2), reversible (2), increasingly noted (2), attractive (2), MRF (2), useful, unlinked, treated, the, surpisingly, stochastically, stocha, stationary, solved Simulation, simpler, represented, presented, powerful, poor classifier, piecewise, part
16:15:07 <sbp> .gs my thong *
16:15:10 <phenny> wearin shortie (2), qua PNTR (2), by Nekil (2), Picture (2), underwear, rccmenarchwing, qua cac, keep, hardporn, for Fantsay, dancing camel, at wwwEatMyThong, at, as Mike yanked, and unfastening, and skirt soaked, and matching bra, and jumped, and cupping, and bustier, Say, Pic, I wouldn, From sswee
16:15:16 <_bjoern> .gs my camel *
16:15:18 <phenny> Ride (8), toe (6), train (3), spotting (3), Zenyatta Mondatta (3), Weigall (3), Toe (3), Mohommad (3), Lyric (3), Lip (3), (3), tucky (2), spin (2), bak (2), Trophy Discovery (2), Rmx (2), MyBlogLog (2), Long (2), Kenny (2), Johnn (2), weblog archive, toee, toeampltbampgt, shrimp, ride, pack, lyric
16:15:23 <sbp> .gs that * Swedish minx
16:15:26 <phenny> that * Swedish minx: No results!
16:15:26 <jsled> .gs my lovely lady *
16:15:29 <phenny> lump (9), hump (6), bump (5), Lump (4), lock (3), Whhhhat (3), Hump (3), Fahtch (3), wife asked (2), pump (2), lint (2), gunz (2), grump (2), dot (2), bring (2), Pi (2), LumpZ (2), LYRIC (2), LUMP (2), HUG (2), DUMP (2), Croc (2), Bump (2), (2), xxx, xx xx, toked, stump, recount, lumps x, lovequot
16:15:32 <_bjoern> .gs Why would you * me?
16:15:33 <sbp> .gs put it on the * and
16:15:35 <phenny> want (5), Trust (5), ask (4), kill (3), insult (3), expect (3), deny (3), believe (3), begrudge (3), wish that on (2), urge (2), threaten (2), tell (2), tease (2), taunt (2), scare (2), pay (2), insalt (2), disturb (2), crucify (2), betray (2), accuse (2), Lie To (2), Leave (2), wish, wanna hurt, v,
16:15:37 <phenny> table (4), stove (4), sidestand (3), porch (3), hoist (3), dyno (3), doorposts (3), charger (3), bench (3), backburner (3), altar (3), truck (2), shelf (2), refrigerator (2), lathe (2), ground (2), grill (2), fridge (2), floor (2), fire (2), centerstand (2), ballot (2), Muggers nose (2), Floor (2),
16:15:47 <sbp> put it on the Muggers nose and...
16:15:51 <_bjoern> .gs Why would he * you?
16:15:53 <phenny> tell (3), summon (3), pick (3), lie (3), kill (3), kick (3), call (3), beat (3), ask (3), want (2), throw (2), send (2), scare (2), say (2), reject (2), punish (2), prefer (2), let (2), leave (2), invite (2), hate (2), give (2), forgive (2), choose (2), bring (2), bother (2), banish (2), attack (2),
16:15:56 <sbp> .gs if you could * me
16:15:59 <phenny> give (18), tell (15), send (8), reassure (3), piont (3), let (3), lend (3), hook (3), help (3), cooment (3), convince (3), convice (3), advise (3), spare (2), reffer (2), inform (2), hlep (2), halp (2), giv (2), fowerd (2), enlighten (2), See (2), Love (2), wirte, stear, rewatch, privide, inlighten,
16:16:09 <sbp> .gs oh my aching *
16:16:12 <phenny> head (7), back (6), Feet (6), Joint (5), Backpak (5), leg (4), bone (4), Spine (4), Heart (4), Belly (4), wallet (3), tentacle (3), rib (3), liver (3), courseload (3), calve (3), Paw (3), Patooka (3), Meninge (3), Knee (3), Head (3), tummy (2), train (2), tooth (2), thumbjoint (2), tailbone (2), sid
16:16:16 <_bjoern> .gs * is better than sex
16:16:16 <bancus> .gs sit on my *
16:16:18 <phenny> Treating (3), Coffey (3), Halloween (2), icecram, burrata, alone, Why Golf, Sleep, Santana, Sailing, Negro Johan Santana, Massage, Love, Juice, Diddy Peeing, Chess, CHOCOLATE
16:16:21 <phenny> lap (11), knee (6), a (5), shoulder (4), porch (4), Quilt (4), Face (4), sofa (3), shelf (3), right hand (3), laurel (3), couch (3), LAP (3), unfalling (2), tuffet (2), throne (2), lappy (2), joystick (2), hand (2), feeet (2), butt (2), Tushi (2), Lunch (2), Lap (2), LUNCH (2), Knee (2), Daddy (2),
16:16:25 <sbp> .gs sex is better than *
16:16:28 <phenny> scotch (4), ever (4), nothing (3), logic (3), cloning (3), cheese (3), poetry (2), no sex (2), no (2), gender (2), cycling (2), chocolate (2), bad sex (2), Poetry (2), INTERCOURSE (2), wet, wanking, vio, unmarried, that involvingthree, talking, talk, sucking, sliced bread, sliced, ruining, religion,
16:16:36 <_bjoern> .gs I RATHER * THAN
16:16:37 <perigrin> .gs * is better than sex
16:16:39 <phenny> eat (4), whispered (3), listen (3), walk (2), throw (2), suffer (2), starve (2), sleep (2), play (2), pay (2), laugh (2), feel pain (2), feel (2), drown (2), beyour friend (2), admire (2), SUCK DICK (2), Mix (2), Die (2), wished, wish, watch, suspect, suffer wrong, spend, smoke, smell, slang, shoot
16:16:41 <phenny> Treating (3), Coffey (3), Halloween (2), icecram, burrata, alone, Why Golf, Sparring, Sleep, Shopping, Santana, Sailing, Negro Johan Santana, Massage, Making, Juice, Diddy Peeing, Chess, CHOCOLATE
16:16:50 <_bjoern> .gs I voted for *
16:16:51 <bancus> Negro Johan Santana?
16:16:53 <phenny> Kodo (11), Roslin (7), him (5), Kerry (4), GWB (4), Smmenen (3), Nader (3), Mr (3), McGovern (3), Goldwater (3), TalkBoard (2), Schmuki (2), SYSTEMKLemon (2), Putin (2), NYCC (2), KODO (2), Bush (2), Bartlet (2), (2), them, the, stoid, spt, quotTktktk, non, nadarNADAR, muffy, mametchi, loool, kodo,
16:16:57 <sbp> .gs sex and *
16:17:00 <phenny> the (7), Judaism (5), HIV (4), Dubai (4), Yeast (3), Taxe (3), Sexuality (3), Sensibility (3), Relationship (3), Coeducational (3), Cloning (3), Candy Lyric (3), relationship (2), menstrual (2), intimacy (2), gender (2), condom (2), Stalinism (2), Sashimi (2), STI (2), STD (2), Romance (2), Race (2)
16:17:03 <_bjoern> I VOTED FOR KODO!?
16:17:11 <sbp> TRAILING S BUG
16:17:15 <_bjoern> .gs * VOTED FOR ME
16:17:17 <phenny> sune, he, even, ballots, Pundit, FARK, County
16:17:38 <_bjoern> .gs Vodka is * than Whisky
16:17:41 <phenny> better (3), younger, drunk in Scotland, drunk here, bit hot, always better
16:17:55 <_bjoern> VODKA IS DRUNK IN SCOTLAND THAN WHISKY
16:18:01 <_bjoern> ok
16:18:10 <_bjoern> you need to work more on this
16:18:13 <sbp> yes
16:18:16 <sbp> fun though, isn't it?
16:18:28 <_bjoern> it's just random words!
16:18:29 <sbp> not bad for a ten minute job
16:18:32 <_bjoern> so: YES
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16:19:47 <bancus> .gs don't blame me, I *
16:19:50 <phenny> voted (20), Voted (18), VOTED (4), warned (2), voted Liberal (2), voted Colbert (2), just work here (2), didn (2), by wrekehavoc (2), blame (2), Voted Democratic (2), Never Voted (2), waz, was just doing, warn yer, voted Labour, voted Howard, voted Democratic, voted Conservative, voted Bush, use bev
16:20:08 <_bjoern> DONT BLAME ME I VOTED COLBERT
16:20:17 <_bjoern> .gs I just * here
16:20:20 <phenny> moved (10), sit (9), lay (7), got (5), sat (4), surfed (3), stayed (3), stay (3), ranting (3), lurk (3), interject (3), wandered (2), sitting (2), sittin (2), belong (2), ate (2), arrive (2), Lie (2), xferred back, wanna stay, typed quottehquot, tryied it, transfered, summered, stumbled, stand, squa
16:20:21 <sbp> .t EST
16:20:24 <phenny> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:12:39 EST
16:20:56 <sbp> .gs * is really hot
16:20:59 <phenny> nedatanet, WSRP
16:21:04 <sbp> ....
16:21:11 <sbp> .................'k!
16:21:17 <sbp> .gs * is gay
16:21:20 <phenny> taylor (2), Sully (2), SAL (2), DBZ (2), BRENDAN (2), wether Smithers, wayne, tht hollister, superbowl, players, leet, jullie jumpstyle, he, brad, boyfriend, atomwire, aiken, Vince, Tom Cruise, Strahan, Shelby, Sasuke, Pete, Neo, Nathaniel, Jumpstyle, Jared, Dustin, Dumbledore, DumbleWHORE, DEREK, C
16:21:22 <sbp> .gs * is closet gay
16:21:25 <phenny> * is closet gay: No results!
16:21:31 <sbp> .gs * is a prime factor
16:21:34 <phenny> * is a prime factor: No results!
16:21:39 <_bjoern> .gs I'll go * now
16:21:41 <sbp> .gs * is a prime
16:21:42 <phenny> throw up (3), quietly (3), pout (3), meditate (3), bathe (3), aht (3), vomit (2), sleep (2), repent (2), puke (2), nap (2), mine (2), lurk (2), knit (2), insane (2), hide (2), deeper Hey (2), crazy (2), along (2), RTFM (2), wattle home, wash, tosoo, sunscribe, study, stepping too, somewhere else, sl
16:21:45 <phenny> * is a prime: No results!
16:21:55 <sbp> is beink bug. NO NUMBARZ
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16:22:00 <sbp> .gs * is leet
16:22:03 <phenny> Smurph (2), person, leet, creq, anonymous, Jesus, Emcee
16:22:11 <sbp> .gs * are leet
16:22:15 <phenny> I (2), paladins, Moms
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16:28:33 <Arnia> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7118838.stm
16:28:38 <phenny> Arnia: BBC NEWS | Magazine | Care for the community?
16:29:57 <sbp> 'Future-gazing author Terry Prachett has observed: "It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing."'
16:30:33 <jsled> Speaking of Prachett, we watched the movie version of Hogfather last night.
16:30:48 <sbp> "We need to go back further, to ideas that seem a bit passe now like the garden city designs."
16:31:17 <Jabberwock> Great Scott!
16:31:18 <sbp> wow, the image captioned "Planning Crawley in 1948" is hilarious
16:32:01 * danja eyes a dvd http://cinebeats.blogsome.com/2007/05/04/lets-go-gonk/
16:32:10 <jsled> It was shown on a cable channel called "ion", which I found out used to be Pax, which is a channel started by some guy named "Bud" Paxson, and was started as an explicitly wholesome, Christian channel.
16:33:04 <jsled> I'm not sure how or who decided that the basically pagan movie would fit right in, but it was nice to watch all the same.
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16:37:02 <pierpa> .gs brutto *
16:37:05 <phenny> (12), anatroccolo (6), zzgl Versandgebhren (5), inlandsprodukt (4), zawieraj podatek (3), vizio (3), zawieraja (2), z (2), quot RevOf (2), lnnsinntekt (2), bezeichnet (2), Netto (2), Gruppe (2), Bruttowertung (2), zzgl, tiro, tilvekst, stammt, scherzo, rezervy, quot, otoDom, ofrece, od kadej paczki
16:37:28 <pierpa> .gs viva la *
16:37:31 <phenny> Bam (12), Revolucion (6), Martha (5), Frida (5), repulson (4), Sarahamptrade (4), Liberacin (4), Frock (4), Alevolution (4), libertad (3), graham (3), federacin (3), Pepa (3), OKO (3), Lucha (3), Fiesta (3), Diva (3), Cobra (3), vegan (2), utopa (2), soldadera (2), raza (2), muerte (2), fiesta (2),
16:38:01 <pierpa> .gs era meglio * da piccoli
16:38:04 <phenny> morire (87), MORIRE (15), rimanerci (3), ammazzarli (3), suonare, strozzarli, sopprimerli, quando, non nascere, morir, morie, mangiarli, la portability, essere uguali, ammalarsi, amare, Morire
16:38:57 <pierpa> .gs abbasso la *
16:39:00 <phenny> skuola (10), ricchezza (7), censura (6), squola (4), MACHINTO (4), tapparella (3), stupidit (3), scuolaaaaaaaaa (3), scuola (3), guerra (3), figa (3), SCUOLA (3), Burocrazia (3), tivu (2), sbirraglia (2), sQola (2), quotpostumanza (2), pigrizia (2), passerella (2), monarkia (2), miseria (2), microsc
16:39:32 <pierpa> .gs evviva la *
16:39:34 <phenny> decrescita (6), sincerita (4), sincerit (4), pagnotta (3), malattia (3), liposuzione (3), croce (3), coerrenza (3), SPOSA (3), FINEZZA (3), visione (2), trasparenza (2), stupidit (2), sobriet (2), modestia (2), maga (2), liberta (2), libert (2), lettura (2), figa (2), fantasia (2), diversit (2), coe
16:40:20 <pierpa> .gs * merda
16:40:22 <phenny> sgue brutta (3), Melma amp (3), s (2), menstruado tanta (2), esta (2), Paul (2), vem essa, seu, sah merda ez, pezzo di, partam esta, pa, numa, nostra, fds fds fds, fastweb fastweb, dublar essa, de, apagando essa, a, Puta, Merda, Melma amp Merda, Manzoni, Jornalista de, Capito, Black, BLACK, AC
16:41:12 <bancus> .gs pezzo di *
16:41:15 <phenny> carta (24), storia (15), legno (12), ricambio (9), gnocca (9), pane (7), Idio (4), stoffa (3), ricambio usati (3), merda (3), VETRO (3), Legno (3), marmo (2), gnocco (2), ghiaccio (2), cadavere (2), STORIA (2), LEGNO (2), vetro essendo vetro, tanga tangatanga, strada, stagnuola, spiaggia, sagacia, r
16:42:35 <pierpa> .gs mi è parso di vedere un *
16:42:38 <phenny> coniglio (7), prete (3), uomo (2), signore (2), mega (2), vero, vecchio, topic, tipo, sito, riferimento, residuo, post, po, pavone, particolare, paragrafo, myung, motore, loro, labello, indimenticabile, impercettibile, ic, forte, film, fantasma, famoso, edificio, d, cuoricino, cognome, cinema, ciell
16:43:47 <bancus> .gs * your mother
16:43:50 <phenny> DOES (3), next (2), Tie (2), Does (2), to, queen tie, no, love, like, bhikhas, OGTROP, Love, LameTrailers, Devilsgirl, Being, Behold
16:44:01 <bancus> .gs your mother is so *
16:44:04 <phenny> stupid (5), fat (5), proud (4), talented (2), supportive (2), self (2), nice (2), ill (2), dense (2), demanding (2), worth watching, wonderfully, wise, weak, upset, unwell, under rated, twofaced, trustful, sly, sleep sleeping, skinny, shining, sexyquot murmured, serene, scared, sad, restrained, obes
16:46:12 <pierpa> .gs li mortacci *
16:46:14 <phenny> tua (11), loro (6), vostraaaaa (3), tui (3), tuaaaaaaa (3), soia (3), Tua (3), vostraaaa (2), vostraaa (2), tuaaaa (2), t (2), suoi (2), sui (2), suaaaaaaaaaaaa (2), suaaa (2), sua (2), si (2), VOSTRA (2), (2), wall wall wall, vostri, vostraaaaaaaaaaaa, vostra, voooostriiii, tuoi, tuiiiii, tuaaaaaa
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16:46:37 <pierpa> .gs * ladro
16:46:39 <phenny> Caffe (12), sesso (3), Cuoco Il (3), Caccia al (2), un, tana del, peggior, llado ladro, insegue, il, Tana del, Shave, Piove governo, Panayotidis, NOMADI gtgt NOMADI, Governo, Compra, Cain, Cafe, Barntjuven, Arsne Lupin, Arsenio Lupin,
16:47:17 <pierpa> .gs berlusconi *
16:47:20 <phenny> (10), ha (4), vattene (3), travestito (3), in (3), e (3), that (2), populista (2), per (2), mme (2), had steadfastly (2), for (2), fait scandale (2), fa gngn (2), basta (2), Wikipedia (2), Tutte (2), Larmadio (2), Gler Sabanci (2), who, wa, vengono abolite, trying, troppi ottimismi, thi, the, tesse
16:47:29 <bancus> .gs chef *
16:47:31 <phenny> Boyardee (5), Mavro (4), America (4), iibergeordnet (3), Rick (3), Paul Prudhomme (3), Mario (3), Chef Forum (3), Chang (3), Ann (3), Allen (3), i (2), for (2), du Jard (2), de clinique (2), Specialitie (2), Rick Bayle (2), Resource (2), Ming Tsai (2), Mickey (2), Masaharu Morimoto (2), Mandarin (2)
16:47:54 <pierpa> .gs prodi *
16:47:57 <phenny> za reevanje hrvake (3), terr (3), resign (3), non (3), a (3), (3), semneaza epitaful (2), promesse attuabili (2), ha (2), gieufement (2), Protasiewicz (2), ProD (2), Oseanografi (2), Nomina Bertolaso (2), New (2), Nelsi Zaccheroni (2), Commission (2), CONVOCHI (2), vergogna, to, strike strike, sold
16:48:11 <nsh> .ety bunk
16:48:14 <phenny> "'sleeping berth,' 1758, probably a shortened from bunker, Scot. for 'a seat, bench,' of uncertain origin, possibly from a Scand. source (cf. O.Sw. bunke 'boards used to protect the cargo of a ship')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=bunk
16:48:44 <pierpa> .gs * silvestro
16:48:46 <phenny> San (7), Simona De (4), the (2), Pomes (2), quanto, o, napisano, di, chris, cenone san, archimagazine arte, al, a, Zastosoawnie, SEVERGNINI, Rainbow, Pietrasancta, Mostra, Mesirca, Lega, Latest, Hotel San, Gatto, GIOLI, GATTO, Forli Forli, Egidio, Dini, Clementina, Caesar, Agriturismo San
16:49:23 <pierpa> .gs * programming
16:49:26 <phenny> C (4), of (3), the (2), The (2), OpenGL (2), Extreme (2), Computer (2), Abrashs Graphics (2), windows, threads, sockets, shell, procedural, prior, network, many, for, featuring, dynamic open source, declarative, com, based, a, Xlib, Waterloos local, WUNC, Vector, Teach Yourself, TV, TPCI TIOBE, TEXT
16:50:02 <pierpa> .gs * phenny
16:50:05 <phenny> Mildred (3), for (2), From (2), think, tautology, rule, Morman Morman
16:50:17 <pierpa> .gs phenny *
16:50:19 <phenny> KWAN (6), say (5), (5), Birungi (4), Penne (3), PE (3), Hall (3), kennen lernt (2), i (2), bALaNsAy (2), Walubita (2), Resley (2), PACKBLUE JEAN (2), used, tell, swampy, staved, see, lmfao, herilla, einen, called, bit, backport, aufmerksam, and swampy, Your Majesty, Wise PlainWhite, Treasurer Reena
16:50:28 <nsh> phenny, ask sbp : WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON US?
16:50:30 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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16:53:39 <sbp> heh, heh
16:53:42 <phenny> sbp: 17:42Z <nsh> ask sbp : WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON US?
16:56:19 <nsh> .ety aperture
16:56:22 <phenny> "1649, from L. apertura, from apertus, pp. of aperire 'to open' (see overt)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=aperture
16:56:31 <nsh> .ety overt
16:56:34 <phenny> "c.1330, 'open to view,' from O.Fr. overt (Fr. ouvert), pp. of ovrir 'to open,' from L. aperire 'to open, uncover,' from PIE *ap-wer-yo- from *ap- 'off, away' + base *wer- 'to cover' (see weir)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=overt
16:56:56 <nsh> bloody O.Fr mangling vowels
16:57:04 <nsh> you wait 'til i catch it
16:57:25 <nsh> Halp: haz contracted O.Fr!
16:57:41 * Arnia solves the problem by deleting nsh
16:58:09 <nsh> hey, that hurts my ontological status
16:58:16 <mini-man> .ety nsh
16:58:22 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "nsh". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=nsh
16:59:03 <nsh> .wik Phasor (mathematics)
16:59:03 <phenny> "P = NP problem -- P-adic analysis -- P-adic division algorithm -- P-adic number -- P-compact group -- P-group -- P²-irreducible -- P-matrix -- P-rep -- P-value -- P-vector -- P-y method -- Pacific Journal of Mathematics -- Package-merge algorithm -- Packed storage [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mathematics_articles_(P)
16:59:14 <nsh> .wik Phasor (physics)
16:59:17 <phenny> "Sine waves are commonly found in physics and engineering, such as in the study of alternating current (AC) circuits." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phasor_(physics)
17:01:49 <Arnia> .title http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,2220170,00.html
17:01:49 <phenny> Arnia: In a parallel universe, this theory would make sense | Guardian daily comment | Guardian Unlimited
17:02:00 * Arnia rolls his eyes
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17:04:42 * nsh would like to listen to those recordings though
17:05:07 <mini-man> pyggy speaks !
17:05:07 <pyggy> mini-man: lol that's funny
17:06:06 <nsh> oh, that's awesome
17:06:15 <mini-man> yes, he's insulted me thrice
17:06:20 <mini-man> and I can't figure out how to stop it
17:06:21 <nsh> Mark Everett is the guy from the Eels
17:06:50 <nsh> mini-man, i wish i was taking about your bot, but i have so many real things to care about :-)
17:07:26 <mini-man> exactly
17:07:33 <Arnia> Bots are passé; unless they are actually innovative
17:07:44 <mini-man> markov chains suck :x
17:07:44 <sbp> yeah, you gitwizard
17:07:47 * Arnia concerns himself with YetAnotherIdea
17:08:04 * sbp concerns himself with The Simpsons
17:08:58 * nsh wishes you could get news with a button that turns off the journalism
17:09:00 * Arnia concerns himself with the concerning of sbp
17:09:16 <nsh> i am really starting to have hates for "a good story"
17:09:23 <Arnia> nsh: I wish you could get the news with a button which blows up the subject into lots of little pieces
17:09:24 <nsh> i'll to the damn movies if i want one. please just report the facts
17:09:33 <nsh> that, would also be cool
17:10:05 <Jabberwock> The MD5 program is designed to calculate the MD5 (128 bit) hash value of a file. It uses the MD5 algorithm as described by R. Rivest in an article published in 1992. The article is available on the internet by searching the Web on MD5.
17:10:06 <Jabberwock> Isn't MD5 256 bits?
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17:10:13 <jsled> no.
17:10:33 <Arnia> well, simple answer there...
17:10:51 <Jabberwock> I don't understand. It outputs a 32 character hash
17:11:10 <jsled> 32 hex digits, which are 4 bits each.
17:11:30 <pierpa> .ety stone
17:11:32 <Jabberwock> ohhh... thanks :)
17:11:32 <phenny> "O.E. stan, used of common rocks, precious gems, concretions in the body, memorial stones, from P.Gmc. *stainaz (cf. O.N. steinn, Dan. steen, O.H.G., Ger. stein, Goth. stains), from PIE *stai- 'stone,' also 'to thicken, stiffen' (cf. Skt. styayate 'curdles, becomes [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=stone
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18:07:41 <sbp> sweet, phenny just got extendchans from The Boss
18:07:48 <sbp> now she can be on 120 channels rather than just 20
18:07:59 <sbp> and me too, by accident
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18:11:20 <xover> sbp x 120!
18:12:26 <sbp> for the win
18:12:36 <sbp> of course dircproxy collapses when it's on more than ten channels
18:12:44 <sbp> but it's the thought that counts
18:13:00 <sbp> if I wanted to join 120 channels, I could totally do that for a few minutes until dircproxy collapsed
18:13:22 <nsh-> ylllo da
18:13:30 <nsh-> i sm to av lost a f kys
18:13:43 <nsh-> do u tink tis is going to b a poblm
18:14:03 <nsh-> mayb i sould call t pai guys again
18:14:03 <sbp> nope
18:14:14 <sbp> I say stick with it for a while
18:14:18 <sbp> try it out. you might like it!
18:14:24 <nsh-> ya, migt gt btt
18:14:30 <nsh-> you nv kno
18:14:33 <sbp> yes, you might get butt?
18:14:40 <nsh-> fo gat justic
18:14:44 <sbp> what about q? does your q work?
18:14:54 <nsh-> dosn't ok
18:14:58 <nsh-> nit dos backspac
18:15:10 <sbp> so it's the top left of your keyboard?
18:15:12 <sbp> is your backspace top left?
18:15:23 <nsh-> top igt
18:15:49 <nsh-> tyuiop
18:15:52 <nsh-> asdfgjkl
18:15:54 <nsh-> zxcvbnm
18:16:13 <nsh-> (all alpabt kys)
18:16:46 <nsh> luckily doesn't seem to be any problem with the operation of the machine
18:16:59 <nsh> but yeah, i seem to have lost a lot of keys
18:17:11 <nsh> funnily enough, non of them were in my vista user password
18:17:14 <nsh> *none
18:18:06 * nsh wonders if it's worth popping the keys out
18:18:10 <nsh> looks a bit dangerous
18:19:28 <sbp> poor nsh-
18:19:46 <nsh> yah, all semimutened
18:19:48 <sbp> ooh, we can reconstruct your Vista User Password now!
18:19:57 <sbp> hmm, is h really not working?
18:20:03 <nsh> nopers
18:20:23 <nsh> i'll do the whole qwerty again with spaces for nonworking keys
18:20:43 <nsh->   tyuiop[]
18:21:04 <nsh-> asdfg jkl '#
18:21:13 <nsh-> zxcvbnm,./
18:21:55 <nsh> (all numbers work, but not = or backspace)
18:22:24 <sbp> weird
18:22:37 <sbp> mainly top left, but bits of other areas...
18:22:46 <sbp> at least you can still type "ass"
18:22:48 <sbp> and "bum"
18:22:51 <nsh> yeah, especially considering the glass spilled from the right end of the laptop
18:22:53 <sbp> and "butt"
18:22:55 <nsh> aye, there's some consolation in that
18:23:11 * nsh doesn't understand why the key contacts are so vulnerable
18:27:15 <sbp> you'd think they could make a laptop nominally waterproof now
18:28:10 <nsh> it's the damn military, hoarding all the technotoffees
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18:29:19 <xover> They need to make that Amazon eBook thingy waterproof; I do most of my reading in the bathtub.
18:29:25 <sbp> ooh, we should try spilling water on a military laptop
18:29:31 <sbp> Kindle?
18:29:36 <xover> atsa one
18:29:36 <sbp> yeah, that'd put it out
18:29:40 <bancus> Some craziness with the phone lines in my office.
18:30:03 <bancus> Dammit, Colloquy still isn't working right.
18:30:03 <xover> There are plenty of ruggedized laptops on the market.
18:30:32 <sbp> yeah, Colloquy is a crock of shite
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18:30:47 <xover> They aren't particularly “Military”; it's just that it's mainly the military that's stupid enough pay for the overpriced bastards.
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18:31:16 <nsh> .ety obtuse
18:31:18 <phenny> "1509, from M.Fr. obtus (fem. obtuse), from L. obtusus 'blunted, dull,' pp. of obtundere 'to beat against, make dull,' from ob 'against' + tundere 'to beat,' from PIE *(s)tud- 'to beat, strike, push, thrust' (cf. L. tudes 'hammer,' Skt. tudati 'he thrusts')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=obtuse
18:31:43 <nsh> wtf
18:31:45 <nsh> .g obtude
18:31:47 <phenny> nsh: http://www.policia.gov.co/inicio/portal/unidades/disan.nsf/86f12467b9c0caa705256af7007438e2/4cee51fd6216d1f20525738800705fb1/$FILE/hoja%20de%20vida%20de%20GERARDO%20VEGA%20SAMACA%20%20medico%20general.pdf
18:32:20 <nsh> ^^ looks like some sorta asterix comic swearing code
18:32:33 <nsh> .wik .co
18:32:35 <phenny> ".co is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Colombia." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.co
18:33:31 * nsh also highly suspicious of the /$FILE/ folder
18:33:40 <nsh> me sense me some hax
18:45:37 <nsh> .ety evolution
18:45:40 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "evolution". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=evolution
18:45:43 <nsh> .ety evolve
18:45:46 <phenny> "1641, 'to unfold, open out, expand,' from L. evolvere 'unroll,' from ex- 'out' + volvere 'to roll' (see vulva)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=evolve
18:45:52 <nsh> .ety vulva
18:45:55 <phenny> "1548, from L. vulva, earlier volva 'womb, female sexual organ,' lit. 'wrapper,' from volvere 'to turn, twist, roll, revolve,' also 'turn over in the mind,' from PIE base *wel- 'to turn, revolve' (cf. Skt. valate 'turns round,' ulvam 'womb, vulva;' Lith. valtis 'twine, [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=vulva
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18:51:00 <glen_quagmire> vulva is female sexual organ?
18:51:03 <glen_quagmire> yes i got it
18:51:07 <glen_quagmire> i'm good at english
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19:46:08 <bancus> What's the text to insert a citation needed tag?
19:46:22 <therethinker> ...for what?
19:46:29 <bancus> for wikipedia?
19:46:41 <therethinker> oh
19:47:39 <sbp> .g site:en.wikipedia.org citation-needed
19:47:42 <phenny> sbp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citing_sources
19:47:43 <sbp> .w broody
19:47:45 <sbp> .w brooding
19:47:46 <phenny> broody n. 1: A domestic hen ready to brood
19:47:48 <phenny> brooding n. 1: Sitting on eggs so as to hatch them by the warmth of the body
19:47:48 <phenny> broody a. 1: Physiologically ready to incubate eggs
19:47:50 <phenny> brooding v. 1: Think moodily or anxiously about something
19:47:50 <phenny> broody a. 2: Deeply or seriously thoughtful.
19:47:52 <phenny> brooding a. 1: Deeply or seriously thoughtful.
19:49:27 <sbp> that would be the perfect emo word if emos had the intelligence
19:50:01 <therethinker> XD
19:50:11 <nsh> bancus, {{fact}}
19:50:11 <nsh> i think
19:50:12 <sbp> you know what? I even hate the word emo
19:50:17 <therethinker> .ety emo
19:50:20 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "emo". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=emo
19:50:26 <sbp> .ety emotion
19:50:29 <phenny> "1579, 'a (physical) moving, stirring, agitation,' from M.Fr. emotion, from O.Fr. emouvoir 'stir up,' from L. emovere 'move out, remove, agitate,' from ex- 'out' + movere 'to move' (see move)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=emotion
19:50:35 <nsh> therethinker, it derives from a kind of punk music called emo punk
19:50:35 <bancus> In the game Rock Band, one of the hairstyles you can choose is called the Emover.
19:50:45 <therethinker> Yeah, I know what it means & where it came from
19:50:46 <nsh> which has since devolved into the kind of music associated with the term now
19:50:51 <bancus> that thing they do where they have that patch of hair that goes over one eye
19:50:55 <therethinker> I just wanted to see if it had it...
19:50:58 <nsh> .gc "citation needed"
19:51:00 <Jabberwock> http://www.theslanket.com/
19:51:01 <phenny> "citation needed": 1,770,000
19:51:04 <therethinker> Yeah, then it became the current image
19:51:04 <Jabberwock> Would you buy that for yourself?
19:51:06 <bancus> nsh: It's devolved even more than that.
19:51:22 <nsh> bancus, undoubtedly
19:51:27 <bancus> It's kind of a vague word for anything even remotely associated with that music and the subculture it spawned.
19:51:37 <bancus> It's also replaced the goth stereotype.
19:51:41 <nsh> therethinker, i think etyonline uses a print dictionary that is reasonably old
19:52:00 <therethinker> Heh
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19:52:05 <therethinker> .ety thou
19:52:07 <phenny> "2nd nominative singular personal pronoun, O.E. þu, from P.Gmc. *thu (cf. O.Fris. thu, M.Du., M.L.G. du, O.H.G., Ger. du, O.N. þu, Goth. þu), from PIE *tu-, second person singular pronoun (cf. L. tu, Ir. tu, Welsh ti, Gk. su, Lith. tu, O.C.S. ty, Skt. twa-m)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=thou
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19:52:50 <nsh> ah, ok, a few ones:
19:52:53 <nsh> [[[ Among the other important sources consulted in this compilation are the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), the Barnhart Dictionary of Etymology (1988), and Etymologisches Wörterbuch der Englischen Sprache (Ferd. Holthausen, Leipzig, Bernhard Tauchnitz, 1927). I used John Ayto's 20th Century Words (Oxford, 1999) and the Dictionary of American Slang (Robert L. Chapman, 1995, 3rd ed., which despite its title embraces many Britishisms) for the most rec
19:52:53 <nsh> ent evolutions in the language. And for navigating the back alleys of English I had as a lantern the always delightful Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit and Pickpocket Eloquence.
19:52:58 <nsh> ]]] -http://www.etymonline.com/abbr.php
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19:54:28 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
19:54:28 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
19:54:43 <mini-man> yes
19:54:47 <perigrin> could I!?!
19:54:57 <nsh> bancus, i was thinking just now actually, about how we tend to understand things after a fractal idiom (i.e. we have a very zoomed out understanding which we are able to zoom in on by processing it), which explains why we can have a 'emo kids' stereotype which we can then (with a modicum of further though) expand to encompass all the associated subcultures, etc.
19:55:05 <therethinker> DIE YOU
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19:55:07 <therethinker> >:D
19:55:15 <sdkay> <_<
19:55:18 <sdkay> Pointless
19:55:25 * therethinker giggles
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19:56:54 <nsh> so the problem is that we contain or at least have the capacity to understand things at all scales simulatiously
19:57:13 <nsh> yet at the same time, believe in the identity (self-sameness over time) of our thoughts and beliefs
19:57:39 <sbp> I believe only in the invariance of your wanting the moon
19:57:53 <therethinker> nu How are you?
19:57:55 <neuronbot> great! and you?
19:57:59 <sbp> nu Bog off
19:58:00 <neuronbot> great! and you?
19:58:05 <sbp> nu Seriously
19:58:06 <neuronbot> great! and you?
19:58:12 <therethinker> .... not my fault
19:58:13 <sbp> nubile
19:58:15 <Jabberwock> Luna status variabilis
19:58:16 * nsh does so solemnly declare, as god is his eternal witness, that he shall endevour for all time and without exception to be always in desire of the moon
19:58:22 <bancus> Huh.
19:58:24 <sbp> nu mu xu omicron
19:58:25 <neuronbot> great! and you?
19:58:27 <therethinker> nu do you want the moon?
19:58:29 <neuronbot> great! and you?
19:58:30 <bancus> It looks like this app I just grabbed is using the Leopard theme.
19:58:35 <bancus> Except I'm not using Leopard.
19:58:45 <sbp> whose bot is neuronbot?
19:58:51 <therethinker> Me
19:58:52 <mini-man> therethinker
19:58:53 * nsh points at therethinker
19:58:55 <bancus> It's like my other windows, except the grey is much darker.
19:58:55 <therethinker> Should I kick it?
19:58:59 <sbp> what does it do?
19:59:02 <sbp> what is it for?
19:59:08 <sbp> what's its purpose?
19:59:08 <therethinker> Its a neural network
19:59:09 <sbp> does it have a milieu?
19:59:16 <therethinker> that's trying to learn english
19:59:17 <therethinker> and failing
19:59:17 <sbp> has it ever peed on a milieu flower?
19:59:22 <sbp> yes...
19:59:32 <therethinker> nu have you peed on a milieu flower?
19:59:33 <neuronbot> yrjatm k z wk
19:59:39 <therethinker> did you mean of course not!
19:59:43 <neuronbot> Thanks!
19:59:43 <sbp> well that was a little bitter
19:59:51 <therethinker> nu have you peed on a milieu flower?
19:59:52 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:00:12 <sbp> nu process my input like a good neurologically inclined network of neurons
20:00:13 <neuronbot> tr w aw   
20:00:17 <sbp> nu NO YUO
20:00:18 <neuronbot> tr w aw   
20:00:33 <sbp> this is quite balls
20:00:48 <therethinker> I need to work on the algorithm a bit
20:00:51 <sbp> do you know what back-propagation is?
20:00:53 <bancus> Apparently.
20:00:57 <therethinker> Yeah
20:01:06 <sbp> MAYBE YUO SHOULD USE IT
20:01:09 <therethinker> but what's happening is all the neurons are hitting states of either 0 or 1
20:01:10 <therethinker> I do
20:01:11 <bancus> sbp: The method by which I propagate my genes with your mother on her back?
20:01:16 <sbp> hehe
20:01:27 <therethinker> Like... the thresholds are approaching 0 or 1...
20:02:16 <therethinker> so its becoming hard-wired to say certain things
20:02:25 <therethinker> but it does use backpropegation
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20:02:39 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:02:41 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:02:43 <therethinker> DIE YOU!
20:02:43 <Tene> yes
20:02:45 <therethinker> DIE YOU
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20:02:53 <sdkay> Fine.
20:03:00 * therethinker still is giggling :D
20:03:05 <sbp> well, how exactly are you training it?
20:03:07 <therethinker> Okay, fine, fine, I won't do it this time
20:03:08 <sbp> what's the fitness?
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20:03:16 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:03:16 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:03:18 <mini-man> yes
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20:03:19 <sbp> DIE YOU
20:03:22 <sbp> fun
20:03:24 <sdkay> Whoops.
20:03:34 <therethinker> how am I training it?
20:03:42 <therethinker> the 'did you mean's
20:03:53 <sbp> hmm
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20:03:53 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:03:54 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:03:57 <mini-man> yes
20:03:57 <therethinker> Ah, right, I forgot to turn down the fitniss
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20:04:03 <sdkay> ...
20:04:14 <sbp> sdkay: that was a good one
20:04:23 <sbp> we didn't even have to manually kill it that time
20:04:24 <therethinker> It was @ like 0.2 for debugging
20:04:26 <therethinker> :P
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20:04:38 <therethinker> Want to see it learn, sbp?
20:04:43 <sbp> yes please
20:04:45 <therethinker> join #neuronbot
20:04:48 <therethinker> so I don't spam here...
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20:05:08 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:05:10 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:05:37 <sdkay> NO.
20:05:42 <mini-man> yes
20:05:46 <mini-man> DIE YOU!
20:05:55 <sdkay> :P
20:05:58 <mini-man> P:
20:06:13 <sdkay> Licking your nose at me won't do any good.
20:06:44 <mini-man> :E
20:06:55 <sdkay> DIE YOU
20:06:56 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
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20:07:06 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:07:07 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:07:08 <mini-man> yes
20:07:10 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
20:07:12 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:07:12 <mini-man> OW
20:07:13 <mini-man> DIE YOU
20:07:13 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
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20:07:20 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:07:20 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:07:21 <mini-man> o_O
20:07:31 <sbp> phenny: tell rustyspoonbot DIE YOU
20:07:37 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when rustyspoonbot is around.
20:09:33 <therethinker> Brilliant!
20:11:18 <therethinker> Does anyone know of a function that's like the opposite of an S curve, it changes a lot near the edges, and is flatter at the "center"
20:12:47 <jsled> Tangent?
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20:13:07 <therethinker> Tangent to the sigmoid curve, you mean?
20:14:36 <jsled> No, the unit circle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangent , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tan.svg
20:15:24 <therethinker> Oohh... that tangent... how could I be so stilly :P
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20:15:53 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:15:53 <Monty> howdy, neuronbot
20:15:54 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:15:56 <phenny> rustyspoonbot: 20:59Z <sbp> tell rustyspoonbot DIE YOU
20:16:05 <therethinker> DIE YOU
20:16:14 <therethinker> aww
20:16:14 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:16:18 <mini-man> DIE YOU
20:16:19 <therethinker> no I would not
20:16:50 <therethinker> sdkay: DIE YOU
20:16:50 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
20:16:59 <therethinker> DIE YOU!
20:17:01 <therethinker> help
20:17:10 <mini-man> rustyspoonbot: DIE YOU
20:17:10 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
20:17:19 <mini-man> ._.
20:17:23 <nsh> .wik Boustrophedon transform
20:17:26 <phenny> "In mathematics, the boustrophedon transform is a procedure which maps one sequence to another." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustrophedon_transform
20:18:12 <nsh> phenny, "Boustrophedon"?
20:18:18 <phenny> nsh: "Boustrophedon" (en -...-> en)
20:18:30 <nsh> phenny, don't make silly japanese emoticons at me
20:18:31 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:19:02 <therethinker> hehe
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20:19:07 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:19:07 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
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20:19:38 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:19:38 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:20:02 <sdkay> YES
20:20:02 * rustyspoonbot stabs sdkay with a rusty spoon.
20:20:05 <sdkay> GOOD
20:20:14 <therethinker> yes
20:20:15 <therethinker> YES
20:20:15 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:20:18 <therethinker> YES
20:20:19 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
20:20:21 <therethinker> XD
20:20:27 <therethinker> YES
20:20:27 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
20:20:29 <therethinker> YES
20:20:30 <therethinker> yes'
20:20:31 <therethinker> yes
20:20:44 <sdkay> That was just a coincidence.
20:20:44 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:20:47 <therethinker> nu hello
20:20:51 <neuronbot> hello     
20:20:51 <therethinker> YES
20:20:51 * rustyspoonbot stabs neuronbot with a rusty spoon.
20:20:51 <neuronbot> hello     
20:21:05 <therethinker> did you mean I'll stab you!
20:21:07 <neuronbot> Thanks!
20:21:12 <therethinker> nu hello
20:21:14 <neuronbot>        
20:22:01 <deltab> sbp: fan of Jonathan Creek?
20:22:05 <therethinker> Do you guys think I should loop until the desired output is reached?
20:22:05 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
20:22:10 <therethinker> or just have it gradually learn...
20:22:10 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
20:22:33 <sbp> deltab: yep!
20:22:37 <sdkay> I love random.random
20:22:37 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:22:44 <sdkay> Yes I would.
20:22:52 <nsh> therethinker, i think you should fill the channel up with a little noise as possible
20:22:52 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:22:57 <sdkay> no
20:22:57 * rustyspoonbot stabs sdkay with a rusty spoon.
20:22:58 <sbp> watching this programme on Monarchy on BBC 1 at the moment
20:22:59 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:23:01 <deltab> sbp: an episode is on now on BBC4 as part of David Renwick night
20:23:01 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:23:03 <mini-man> YES
20:23:03 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
20:23:03 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
20:23:05 <sbp> it's rather good. the one that created all the controversy
20:23:05 <mini-man> OW
20:23:07 <sbp> ah
20:23:16 <sbp> I should probably get 'em on DVD
20:23:16 <therethinker> nsh: not for in here... I do most of the training in #neuronbot
20:23:21 <deltab> dedicated to Verity Lambert
20:23:25 * nsh is referring to rustyspoonbot
20:23:30 <nsh> and its agitator
20:23:35 <therethinker> Hehe :P
20:23:45 <therethinker> I wasn't...
20:24:20 <clsn> Hm. rustyspoonbot looks to be based in NJ... but isn't me.
20:24:23 <deltab> "The Scented Room"
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20:25:01 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:25:01 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:25:05 <therethinker> Die you!
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20:25:10 <therethinker> Hehe
20:25:45 <sdkay> Waitwaitwait
20:25:51 <sdkay> OH
20:25:51 <sdkay> Oh
20:25:52 <sdkay> I see
20:25:54 <therethinker> don't remove it
20:25:59 <therethinker> I promise I won't die it again
20:26:00 <sdkay> No
20:26:05 <sdkay> It will kill it every time
20:26:10 <sdkay> It was an error
20:26:12 <therethinker> oh
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20:27:54 <therethinker> when did phenny say the topic?
20:27:56 <therethinker> and... how?
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20:28:24 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
20:28:25 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
20:28:30 <jsled> rustyspoonbot: STFU.
20:28:30 * rustyspoonbot stabs jsled with a rusty spoon.
20:28:41 <jsled> therethinker: It was a bit constructed ... http://swhack.com/logs/2007-12-03#T16-14-39
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20:28:43 <mini-man> yes
20:28:44 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
20:28:45 <mini-man> yes
20:28:46 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
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20:28:47 <mini-man> yes
20:28:53 <sdkay> Whoops.
20:29:39 <therethinker> Oh, so they never actually said it, did phenny?
20:29:46 <therethinker> you just.... paraphrased
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20:46:13 <nsh> .wik hexadactylism
20:46:15 <phenny> "Sexadactyly or hexadactyly is a genetic condition in which a person has six fingers on one or both hands, or six toes on one or both feet." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexadactylism
21:01:34 <Jabberwock> sbp: http://www.slankets.com
21:01:40 <Jabberwock> Have your husband buy you one! ;)
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21:02:03 <Jabberwock> http://www.theslanket.com/ rather
21:03:16 <therethinker> nu how are you?
21:03:17 <neuronbot> great! and you?
21:03:20 <therethinker> nu hello
21:03:21 <neuronbot> great! and you?
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21:07:36 <sbp> my husband? I'd have to marry one first
21:08:06 <therethinker> I think nsh
21:08:22 <therethinker> or you
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21:11:23 <sbp> nu how's the sassmouth coming along?
21:11:24 <neuronbot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:11:34 <sbp> did you mean ôôôôôôôôôôôôôôô
21:11:36 <neuronbot> <type 'exceptions.UnboundLocalError'>: local variable 'outbin' referenced before assignment
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21:11:45 <therethinker> Fine
21:11:49 <therethinker> it auto-learns now
21:11:55 <therethinker> as in, you don't have to keep saying "did you mean"
21:12:02 <sbp> :-)
21:12:04 <therethinker> nu hello
21:12:05 <neuronbot>        
21:12:07 <sbp> I'm off. 'night!
21:12:07 <therethinker> did you mean hello
21:12:09 <therethinker> Night
21:12:15 <therethinker> see! its giong through and training itself
21:12:19 <perigrin> sbp, NIGHT!
21:12:40 <therethinker> night!
21:13:56 <neuronbot> Thanks!
21:14:01 <therethinker> nu hello
21:14:02 <neuronbot> hello     
21:14:04 <therethinker> :D
21:16:08 <mini-man> nu you suck
21:16:14 <mini-man> :(
21:16:16 <neuronbot> great! you?  
21:16:18 <therethinker> oh, its learning something ATM
21:16:22 <therethinker> there it goes
21:16:30 <mini-man> O_o
21:16:45 <therethinker> did you mean hey!
21:17:02 <sdkay> ..Apparently not.
21:17:11 <mini-man> nu hello
21:17:11 <neuronbot> Thanks!
21:17:12 <neuronbot> hey!      
21:17:15 <mini-man> nu hello
21:17:16 <neuronbot> hey!      
21:17:21 <mini-man> nu what's up
21:17:22 <neuronbot> hey!      
21:17:25 <mini-man> did you mean what's up
21:18:00 <neuronbot> Thanks!
21:18:04 <mini-man> nu what's up
21:18:06 <neuronbot> what      
21:18:13 <mini-man> ...
21:18:20 <sdkay> lawl
21:21:21 <bancus> monty, ping
21:21:22 <Monty> you're referring to hear
21:27:25 <nsh> hrmmm
21:28:15 * nsh just hear about this John Darwin story (mising canoeist who turned up at a london police station last saturday saying he had no memories of the five years since he disappeared)
21:28:25 <nsh> *heard
21:28:53 <thelsdj> ALIEN ABDUCTION!
21:30:05 <nsh> the funny thing is, his wife packed up and left a few weeks ago
21:32:46 <nsh> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2994946.ece
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21:49:56 <nsh> .wik Anulus
21:50:00 <nsh> .wik Annulus
21:50:03 <phenny> "Annulus (entomology), an antennal unit in simple antennae, or a ring-like marking or structure surrounding a joint or segment" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anulus
21:50:03 <phenny> "Annulus (entomology), an antennal unit in simple antennae, or a ring-like marking or structure surrounding a joint or segment" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annulus
21:50:15 <nsh> .wik Annulus (physics)
21:50:19 <phenny> "Phase-contrast microscopy is an optical microscopy illumination technique in which small phase shifts in the light passing through a transparent specimen are converted into amplitude or contrast changes in the image." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_contrast_microscopy
21:51:15 <nsh> .ety annual
21:51:17 <phenny> "1382, from L.L. annualem (nom. annualis), corresponding to L. annalis as adjective form of annus 'year,' from PIE *at-no-, from base *at- 'to go,' on notion of 'period gone through' (cf. Skt. atati 'goes, wanders,' Goth. aþnam (dat. pl.) 'year,' Oscan akno- 'year, [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=annual
21:51:36 <nsh> .ety annulus
21:51:38 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "annulus". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=annulus
21:52:00 <nsh> .ety annular
21:52:02 <phenny> "'ring-shaped,' 1571, from L. annularis, from annulus, dim. of anus 'ring' (see anus)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=annular
21:52:14 <nsh> .ety anus
21:52:16 <phenny> "1658, from O.Fr. anus, from L. anus 'ring, anus,' from PIE base *ano- 'ring.' Cf." - http://etymonline.com/?term=anus
21:53:06 <nsh> .wik Twist map
21:53:12 <phenny> "Tri-Axial Ellipsoid possibly Tri-axial ellipsoid (wikisearch; web; books)" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Missing_science_topics/Maths29
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22:06:07 <nsh> Monty, Every charged entity will find itself within a universe that has an equal and opposite charge to its own. Lets call it the relative cosmic charge.
22:06:10 <Monty> Sb??sjP: 0 or 1 RESULT THAT ONE IS STATELE
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22:15:02 <rustyspoonbot> Hello!
22:15:02 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
22:15:07 <therethinke1> DIE YOU
22:15:07 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinke1 with a rusty spoon.
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22:17:35 <therethinker> DIE YOU
22:17:36 * rustyspoonbot stabs therethinker with a rusty spoon.
22:17:44 <therethinker> heh, so DIE YOU makes him stab you?
22:18:41 <mini-man> DIE YOU
22:18:42 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
22:18:46 <mini-man> O_o
22:18:53 <mini-man> DIE YOU
22:18:53 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
22:18:55 <mini-man> DIE YOU
22:18:55 * rustyspoonbot stabs mini-man with a rusty spoon.
22:19:29 <jsled> .gs stabs * with a spoon
22:19:32 <phenny> you (3), self (2), wordpress, the man, me, him, herself, her ice cream, Nunk, McCain to death, IE repeatedly, Hubert
22:20:30 <therethinker> phenny help gs?
22:20:32 <therethinker> is that new?
22:20:42 <therethinker> phenny: help gs?
22:20:44 <phenny> Sorry, no documentation for gs.
22:22:19 <nsh> new, therethinker, sbp hacked it up earlier today
22:22:34 <therethinker> Figured
22:22:39 <therethinker> what does it dew?
22:22:53 <therethinker> Heh... I think I get it
22:22:56 <nsh> .gs * is a wildcard
22:22:56 <rustyspoonbot> Would you like to buy a spoon?
22:22:59 <phenny> typewildcard, mark, checking, What, This, Protocol, IP, DSCP
22:23:09 <therethinker> although what do the # means
22:23:22 <mini-man> .gs * sucks
22:23:25 <phenny> it (3), Cartman (3), AAFES (3), UAL (2), Sveasoft (2), Quixtar (2), Providian Financial (2), DRM (2), Christianity (2), Brussels (2), Baba (2), Alienware (2), routers, really, management, macintosh, job, googled University, googled SEARS, googled FRYS, godaddy totally, game, enough What, delgiorno,
22:23:33 <therethinker> Hehe
22:23:37 <jsled> probably result counts?
22:23:44 <therethinker> .gc it sucks
22:23:46 <phenny> it sucks: 14,900,000
22:23:58 <mini-man> .gc * spoons
22:24:00 <phenny> * spoons: 9,670,000
22:24:04 <mini-man> er
22:24:06 <mini-man> .gs * spoons
22:24:08 <therethinker> .gc * sucks
22:24:09 <phenny> Silver (5), Wooden (4), wooden (3), jigging (2), Weedless Casting (2), Taster (2), Sugar (2), Secret (2), trolling, these, steel, somethings, of, marriage, handcrafted wooden, death, cooking, chocolate, carved wooden, caddy, birth, absinthe, When, Soup, Smidgeon Measuring, Slotted Spoons, Serving, M
22:24:11 <phenny> * sucks: 82,700,000
22:24:20 <mini-man> secret spoons? death spoons? WHA?
22:26:25 <pierpa> .gs chess *
22:26:28 <phenny> Federation (8), game (7), Club (6), (5), Opening (4), program (3), Set (3), Blog (3), variant (2), tournament (2), strategy (2), software (2), player (2), opening (2), mind (2), in (2), i (2), historian HJR (2), champ (2), Wikipedia (2), Variant (2), Union (2), Subregister (2), Software (2), Server
22:27:31 <pierpa> .gs * considered harmful
22:27:34 <phenny> schedyield (3), readdirr (3), Weblogging (3), isKindOf (2), helpman (2), addEvent (2), Markup (2), IsBadReadPtr (2), Gotos (2), Fragmentation (2), xmalloc, tie, layout, isinstance, ifdef, grandfatheredquot, goto, feedsplitter, autoincrement, Worming, Waypoint, Threading, SSRNSSRN, Rewrites, Resets,
22:31:25 <jsled> hmm.
22:31:34 <jsled> .gs * is considered harmful
22:31:37 <phenny> Python (2), and, TCP
22:32:22 <mini-man> lmao
22:32:53 <mini-man> .gs an * a day keeps the doctor away
22:32:53 <jsled> .gs laughing my * off
22:32:56 <phenny> apple (39), Apple (30), eyeful (6), orgasm (4), Aspirin (4), aple (3), APPLE (3), eyful (2), eyefull (2), asspie (2), apple peel (2), Ounce (2), Orgasm (2), Eyeful (2), Audioscrobbler (2), Arnold (2), Apron (2), Appert (2), Alga (2), outift, orange, omellete, event, apploe, OOAT, Eyefull, Asprin, Ah
22:32:58 <phenny> ass (52), Ass (33), butt (9), head (8), Arse (3), socks (2), glutiousmaximus (2), azz (2), arse (2), Head (2), ASS (2), sandyass, okole, mcass, keester, heiny, grenn, fundament, fuckin tits, flapjacks, fanee, ekhems, bloocks, azzor, axx, asss, asininity, ampss, a, Fucking Ass, F u c k e n A s s, As,
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22:42:29 <perigrin> .gs herft to the *
22:42:31 <phenny> defendant, RIGHT
22:43:42 <clsn> .gs be firm my *
22:43:45 <phenny> pecker (5), son (2), lovely (2), wife, unprofessional, trembling, soul, souL, sensei, rule, real, poor, plimsoll, love, invoice, husband doesn, husband, friend, first wish, fiance, father, dear, child, brothers abounding, brother, boy, bottom pillow, beloved, ancient Compaq, adviser, Soul, Hope, Hea
22:43:46 * rustyspoonbot stabs phenny with a rusty spoon.
22:47:45 <clsn> .gs sweet *
22:47:48 <phenny> onion (5), potatoe (3), crude (3), Street Dessert (3), Sloop (3), Shoppe (3), SYMPHONY (3), Lucys Smokehouse (3), Lou (3), Land (3), Fi (3), Adeline (3), (3), syndrome (2), disease (2), column (2), Willows Creamery (2), Titles Finalized (2), Sound (2), Sixteen (2), Secret (2), SACRIFICE (2), Rexie
22:47:59 <bancus> .gs * booty
22:48:02 <phenny> Big (6), New (4), Bartner Loves (4), of (3), sCrazy Selucilia (2), ghetto (2), big (2), That (2), Shake Yo (2), Free (2), David (2), Backyard (2), AZZYA (2), white, under, to, that, see, oriental, mapouka, like, huge, her, freaknik, for, does, classic, carlot carlot, booty booty, black, biggest, and
22:49:25 <perigrin> .gs booty *
22:49:28 <phenny> (8), Video (6), Parlor (6), Ballet (4), Arcade (4), Stallion (3), Shaking (3), Head (3), Dancer (3), vortex (2), shakin (2), in (2), girl (2), cASStle (2), by (2), babe (2), Wikipedia (2), Toplist (2), Talk (2), Short (2), Registry (2), Paysite (2), Papa (2), Mixx (2), Meat (2), MEATSOULJA (2), Luv
22:49:36 <perigrin> .gs bootie *
22:49:39 <phenny> (5), Slipper (4), in (3), charm (3), by (3), Pies Pedicure (3), so worthlesse (2), from (2), Uggdy (2), Turn (2), Lyric (2), Barker (2), with, wa, to, this stylish wonder, the biggest bootleg, synonym, sock, slipperzutano, shake, pattern Your, or BlackTeenBootie, ootie ootie ootie, on, lifter, ensc
22:52:37 <therethinker> .wik test
22:52:40 <phenny> "Experiment, part of the scientific method, to verify or falsify an expectation with an observation" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test
22:55:35 <therethinker> what the heck is "experiment" from
22:56:01 <therethinker> Oh me... I had bad lag
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23:00:52 <jsled> .ety experiment
23:00:55 <phenny> "1348, from O.Fr. experiment, from L. experimentum 'a trial, test,' from experiri 'to test, try' (see experience)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=experiment
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23:12:19 <cr`x> wow
23:12:20 * rustyspoonbot stabs cr`x with a rusty spoon.
23:12:24 <cr`x> you kids having fun in here?
23:12:37 <sdkay> NO.
23:13:00 <kpreid> .gc are you kids * in there
23:13:02 <kpreid> er
23:13:03 <phenny> are you kids * in there: 3,850
23:13:05 <kpreid> .gs are you kids * in there
23:13:08 <phenny> doing (35), doin (3), smoking pot, DOIN
23:13:27 <kpreid> .gs are you kids * in here
23:13:30 <phenny> doing (19), flashing back
23:14:59 <jsled> .gs the kids are *
23:15:01 <phenny> Alright (33), alright (14), doing (5), excited (4), asleep (4), tucked (3), quotAlwrite (3), grown (3), WATCING (3), Doing (3), AllWhite (3), Airight (3), sleeping (2), ecstatic (2), cheering (2), allright (2), Bored (2), Asleep (2), warehoused, unteachable, understandably, tired, thriving, superqui
23:16:31 <mini-man> .gs kid *
23:16:33 <phenny> (4), n (3), Rock (3), koala (2), Printable (2), Nation (2), Koala (2), with, who has dyslexia, vs Numa Numa, video Nkid, to Kid, special, site, service, serie, prove, namespace valueof, line, like, kd, insured, i, helps uninsured, glove, down, Zone, You might, Tip, Sonia Pilcer, Safe, SITES K, Robo
23:16:36 <kpreid> .gs the kids are playing *
23:16:39 <phenny> hard (3), downstair (3), video game (2), these day (2), soccer (2), happily (2), everybody know (2), basketball (2), ball (2), Russian Roulette (2), yelling, updownstair, up downstair, tune, themselve, song, soldier, shark, secure, quotschool, quotGrandma, pool, poker, paintball, nak, let them play,
23:16:44 <mini-man> .gs * bot
23:16:46 <phenny> the (5), IRC (3), Bilfinger Berger (3), your (2), a (2), Hover (2), AIM (2), undernet mirc, these, spot for all, side, own, newer, multithread your, mIRCStorm, il, humanoid, harvesting, for, demonstrating, cybercriminals, bets my, based, and, XelaG Quality, Warcraft, Trading, Skype, Prerequisite, Po
23:17:39 <mini-man> .gs how to *
23:17:41 <phenny> Contribute (4), make (3), complain (3), Troubleshoot (3), Play (3), Library (3), Enrol (3), Celebrate (3), video (2), ski (2), play crap (2), mend (2), manual (2), do (2), convert (2), configure (2), apply (2), advertise (2), Unzip (2), Tell (2), Say (2), Protect (2), Make (2), Germany (2), Freewrit
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23:39:52 <greenshoe> phenny, you're looking lovely today.
23:40:16 <pierpa> .gs knight of the *
23:40:18 <phenny> Garter (8), Temple (5), Peeper (5), Thistle (4), Eemerald Svord (4), Cumberland (4), SCA (3), Immaculata (3), Desposyni (3), Blazing (3), Aqualord (3), vloglandia (2), drones barbarian (2), Zappy (2), Woeful Countenance (2), Victorian (2), Vandal (2), Templar (2), Round Table (2), Round (2), Lion (2
23:40:46 <pierpa> .gs lambda *
23:40:49 <phenny> (7), abstraction (4), Power Supplie (4), calculu (3), UK (3), Phi (3), Phage (3), Istanbul (3), Exonuclease (3), phage (2), infochunk (2), i (2), calculi (2), Scorpii (2), Rising (2), Probe (2), Player (2), Literary (2), Library (2), Legal (2), Laboratory (2), Greek (2), Center Houston (2), Center
23:41:39 <pierpa> .gs repeat * until
23:41:42 <phenny> process (9), procedure (5), steps (4), thrusts (3), step (3), layers (3), layering (3), indefinitely (3), chorus (3), ad nauseum (3), weeeeeeeeeed smoke (2), statementsequence (2), readkey (2), operation (2), nosedrops (2), getnext (2), decrlabelptr (2), across lashline (2), StatementSeq (2), thispr
23:44:34 <cre8radix> .gs england is a *
23:44:36 <phenny> monarchy (5), country (3), cautionary (3), (3), startingly (2), settler (2), partof (2), nonprofit (2), nation (2), mythical (2), masterful (2), liberal (2), humbly (2), densely populated (2), cherished (2), captivating (2), bloodied (2), PRAGMATIC (2), wonderful, wholly, vibrant, veritable, theocr
23:44:54 <cre8radix> bitch is missing
23:44:59 <cre8radix> O_o
23:45:10 <cre8radix> i'll tell linton
23:47:00 <pierpa> .gs lisp is a *
23:47:03 <phenny> Chameleon (3), wonderful Lisp (2), scream (2), programmable (2), misnomer (2), marginal (2), (2), way, useful, throwback, theorem prover, theorem, th gen languige, target, symlink, symbolic, superbly, subset, standalone encoder, somewhat, slashdot, simple, serious undertaking, seriou, sequential, r
23:47:25 <greenshoe> .gs lisp is a throwback
23:47:28 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
23:47:32 <greenshoe> oh.
23:47:54 <pierpa> .gs alice in *
23:47:56 <phenny> Wonderland (99), Chain (10), wonderland (9), WONDERLAND (4), the (3), chain (3), War (3), Flatland (3), wounderland (2), Wonderland animated (2), Winterland (2), THUNDERLAND (2), Stevie Wonderland (2), Paperland (2), Metaland (2), wonde, Wonderland costume, Wonderland Vogue, Wonderland Surfing, Wond
23:48:46 <cre8radix> .gs never mind the *
23:48:48 <phenny> Buzzcock (28), Bollock (20), bollock (7), Duggar (4), nefariousne (3), fact (3), balrog (3), Goldberg (3), Bengaluru (3), xollob (2), pollock (2), hillock (2), brownie (2), bollox (2), beast (2), Polygon (2), Pollock (2), Pollack (2), Maartel (2), Laptop (2), Jonese (2), Horrock (2), Horlick (2), Go
23:49:00 <cre8radix> lol
23:49:36 <sdkay> .gs screw the rules, I have *
23:49:39 <phenny> money (41), MONEH (21), Money (4), MONEY (3), funny Oo (2), MONEEEEEY (2), walljumping, technology, tank, pill, otter, monney, green, fish, emo hair, demonic, cooldown, concert tickets D, bacon, Honey, Hisui, GOD CARD, GOD, Filler Bunny, AR
23:49:44 <cre8radix> :D
23:49:48 <cre8radix> ya ya ya
23:49:59 <greenshoe> .gs stand back, I have a *
23:50:02 <phenny> crucifix (7), message (5), chainsaw (4), plastic bat (2), muffin (2), lot (2), loaded rusk (2), ballot (2), Camera (2), theory, taser, sword, stick, squirrel, shrinkgun, severed, really bad flu, pun, plan, pit, petition, light saber, license, key right here, high D, flask, drill, cow, couple, cookie
23:50:17 <sdkay> .gs you bastard! you turned him into a *
23:50:19 <phenny> you bastard! you turned him into a *: No results!
23:50:25 <greenshoe> !!
23:50:27 <sdkay> Fail.
23:50:35 <sdkay> .gs you turned him into a *
23:50:35 <cre8radix> watching a vampire mov?
23:50:38 <phenny> cat (6), toad (2), sheep lmao (2), man (2), brute (2), bird (2), zombie, year old or, wolf, wimp, vegetarian, tinman, teapot, robot, potatoe, pee fetishist, mutant Mewtwoquot, monster, monkey, mole, little junkie, keg, joke, jerk, horse, hippie Hilariou, golden retriever, girlHe ha, giant cannon, fr
23:50:45 <bancus> .gs oh my god! you killed *
23:50:48 <phenny> Kenny (21), Kennys BYOND (5), kenny (4), nature (3), Chewie (3), him (2), her (2), Maria (2), KENNY (2), Bubba (2), tamatamaphage, phenny, my baby, james bond, er left out Nathan, denzel, captain, barney, a bedbug, Zero, Windows Messenger, Victor, Spicoli, Sonic, Rushi, ROYBOT, Preston, Pam Anderson
23:51:08 *** greenshoe has parted #swhack ()
23:51:09 <bancus> phenny!
23:51:12 <phenny> bancus!
23:52:48 <cre8radix> .tock
23:52:50 <phenny> "Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:45:21 GMT" - tycho.usno.navy.mil
23:54:48 <bancus> .tavtime
23:54:50 <phenny> 2730.8.8.7.21
23:57:19 <clsn> What's tavtime?
23:57:40 <bancus> An alternate calendar invented by tav.
23:58:01 <clsn> Ah. I used to be on the calendar mailing list, researched all kinds of alternate calendars/.
23:58:09 <clsn> During calendar-obssession.
23:58:17 <bancus> It's a very discordian calendar.
23:58:19 <clsn> cf. http://web.meson.org/calendars/
23:58:40 <bancus> .help tavtime
23:58:44 <Emeka> exceptions.ValueError: need more than 0 values to unpack
23:58:51 <sdkay> lawl
23:59:10 *** nsh- has quit (Connection timed out)
23:59:15 <clsn> A discordian calendar... so the date numbers aren't consecutive then, I guess.
23:59:27 <bancus> Well, they are consecutive.
23:59:42 <clsn> Huh. Needs more screwing up.
23:59:56 <bancus> 1 second has to do with some period of radiation