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00:26:10 <clsn> .gs my boyfriend's *
00:26:13 <phenny> back (9), friend (5), apartment (5), parent (4), ocpd (4), brother (4), birthday (4), (4), noncommittal (3), niece (3), ex (3), cheating (3), bday (3), sister kim (2), shoulderblade (2), pornography (2), password (2), omgili (2), mother (2), manhood (2), jackson (2), haunted (2), fanticy (2), exe (
00:28:31 <therethinker> .gs boys have *
00:28:33 <phenny> kudie (6), pinkeye (5), koodie (5), xrl (4), penise (4), left (4), undergone (3), left afghanistan (3), coodie (3), terrorized (2), parented (2), outgrown (2), outdone (2), masturbated (2), kootie (2), duchenne (2), ceratinly (2), butt (2), baaaaad (2), zizi, undescended, undertaken, ueen, tubie, to
00:28:42 <therethinker> XD
00:28:52 <therethinker> .gs girls have
00:28:54 <mini-man> ._.
00:28:54 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
00:29:01 <therethinker> .gs girls have *
00:29:03 <phenny> fun (5), vagina (3), landed (3), gonad (3), donned (3), dieted (3), cootie (3), benefited (3), abortion (3), vestaphobia (2), suffered (2), pubic (2), poopstain (2), participated (2), moustache (2), menarche (2), learnt (2), inregular (2), hemophilia (2), given (2), gina (2), coodie (2), bagina (2),
00:29:38 <Tene> .gs phenny hates *
00:29:41 <phenny> phenny hates *: No results!
00:29:52 <Tene> .gs no results for *
00:29:55 <phenny> zapwizard (4), mdx (4), watchhervideo (3), quot (3), spreak (2), quotacetaminaphen (2), quot bfuv (2), nigritude (2), expression (2), exa (2), (2), zandre, yi yi, ygrw, wholesale, wavetolpc, vrf, virginiamycin, videoweaning, unknownz, tie tie tie, thomashauser, terri people, tangdall, sysmoused, st
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00:37:09 <therethinker> Does anyone know the unicode for that symbol that looks like a delta, but has a "spikey" bottom?
00:37:31 <therethinker> ...used by logicians... to mark theorems
00:46:17 <deltab> know of anywhere it's used?
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00:53:40 <therethinker> Not online, no
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02:25:05 <glen_quagmire> were you talking about me?
02:25:14 <glen_quagmire> wow so little people here
02:25:25 <glen_quagmire> is this holiday?
02:25:46 <jsled> There's 53 entities.
02:25:50 <jsled> How many are you used to?
02:26:01 <glen_quagmire> http://hillaryclinton.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillaryclinton1-2.jpg lesbians
02:26:11 <glen_quagmire> i'm used to 54
02:26:15 <jsled> (I rarely see channel participant counts, so I really don't know.)
02:26:18 <jsled> Heh.
02:26:52 <glen_quagmire> i don't know what to do
02:27:01 <glen_quagmire> i want to write a software
02:27:28 <jsled> That's what I'm talking about. Some people really want a bachelor president, but I think we need some hot female on female action.
02:28:06 <glen_quagmire> i want to be the president
02:29:20 <cr`x> i discovered a very interesting text editor today
02:29:44 <glen_quagmire> emacs?
02:29:57 <glen_quagmire> i don't get emacs. it's so hard
02:30:06 <cr`x> no, it's called Eddie
02:30:16 <cr`x> it was originally for BeOS, and then ported to OS X
02:30:19 <cr`x> I hate emacs.
02:30:28 <glen_quagmire> .g eddie editor
02:30:32 <phenny> glen_quagmire: http://members.aol.com/eddietheeditor/page1.html
02:30:36 <cr`x> .g eddie os x
02:30:39 <phenny> cr`x: http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macosx/32307
02:30:57 <glen_quagmire> i don't get mac. it's so hard
02:32:16 <glen_quagmire> i wish i have a mac. i need to buy a computer
02:33:02 <cr`x> i wish you have a mac too, glen_quagmire
02:33:39 <glen_quagmire> is mac really better than linux?
02:33:46 <jsled> cr`x: why do you hate emacs?
02:33:49 <cr`x> depends on what you like.
02:34:10 <glen_quagmire> on linux, i can boot X with 40MB ram
02:34:22 <glen_quagmire> that's the only thing i like about linux
02:34:42 <glen_quagmire> jsled: why do you like emacs?
02:34:50 <cr`x> jsled: i just really dislike all the chording. having to remember ctrl-C ctrl-F, meta-X foo-bar-fuckety-doop, just for simple commands. it doesn't jibe with my aesthetics
02:35:15 <cr`x> i like the compact, low-keystroke elegance of vi, and i don't need the extensibility of emacs.
02:35:16 <glen_quagmire> if emacs has visual block mode, i'll use it
02:35:49 <glen_quagmire> you need visual block mode for ascii art
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02:41:17 <jsled> glen_quagmire: see picture-mode
02:42:08 <jsled> or ... oh ... there's some new mode that lets you draw ascii art free-hand with the mouse.
02:43:50 <jsled> so, how does eddie handle all those commands?
02:44:18 <jsled> I mean, presumably its features are a subset of emacs. So, it needs to provide interaction with them somehow.
02:45:39 <cr`x> well its actual commands are swappable, but they're mostly mac-style; cmd-w, cmd-q, cmd-o, etc. But that's just for a GUI. My dislikes of emacs are answered by vim, not Eddie.
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02:54:53 <Tene> .title http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/05/boy-attacked-by-moose-feigns-death-thanks-wow/
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03:07:31 <Monty> yo d8uv!
03:07:33 <Monty> bah, it's est again
03:08:49 <jsled> lol http://www.mcclatchydc.com/216/gallery/22667-a22650-t3.html
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03:15:13 <phenny> Tene: Boy attacked by moose "feigns death," thanks WoW - WOW Insider
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04:46:59 <Mike_L> Monty: come back!
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05:49:11 <_bjoern> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7124156.stm
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07:19:03 <_bjoern> .gc Rustalot
07:19:22 <_bjoern> phenny!
07:19:33 <_bjoern> Monty!
07:19:46 <_bjoern> lolpipz, HAI!
07:19:50 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DUDE!
07:19:57 <_bjoern> hmmm
07:20:13 <_bjoern> phenny and Monty missing!
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08:21:08 <sbp> yo
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08:22:02 <xover> Betsy!
08:22:42 * sbp stores an elk in xover's arse...
08:22:49 <sbp> also, phenny's dead!
08:22:53 <sbp> can't restart her
08:24:25 <_bjoern> So you are saying death is not a temporary condition.
08:24:49 <sbp> it's going to last a bit longer than usual is all
08:24:56 <xover> Maybe the extra 150 channels were too much for her?
08:25:06 <sbp> NEVER
08:26:23 <sbp> win
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08:26:38 <xover> phenny!
08:26:38 <phenny> xover!
08:27:14 <xover> Don't go haring off like that without letting us know. We were worried about you!
08:27:21 <sbp> whatever irc. resolves to wasn't accepting connections, but kornbluth. was
08:27:56 <xover> irc. is a CNAME for chat., and chat. is a DNS round robin.
08:28:21 <sbp> how often would bia check for new values from the DNS?
08:28:27 <xover> Bia must have been doing negative caching… right.
08:28:46 <xover> That depends on the value set in the SOA RR for the FQDN.
08:29:17 * sbp got FQDN, tries to work out SOA and RR without looking them up or being told
08:30:01 <sbp> nope, lose. Google was too tempting
08:30:24 <_bjoern> autopwnage
08:30:49 <_bjoern> .gd SOA
08:30:49 <phenny> SOA: A system for linking resources on demand. In an SOA, resources are made available to other participants in the network as independent services ...
08:30:56 <_bjoern> .gd RR
08:30:57 <phenny> RR: A brokerage firm employee who acts as an account executive for clients. In a full brokerage house, a registered representative solicits clients& ...
08:31:34 <xover> Yeah, may want to tack “DNS” on there…
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08:31:53 <sbp> .gd DNS RR
08:31:54 <phenny> DNS RR: No definition found!
08:31:57 <sbp> .gd RR DNS
08:31:57 <phenny> RR DNS: No definition found!
08:32:02 <sbp> .gd arsehole
08:32:02 <phenny> arsehole: anus: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal
08:32:13 <sbp> alimentary, my dear watson
08:33:32 <sbp> "rubbish camera, no gps, no 3g, no Python, very few apps etc"
08:33:39 <sbp> - Mobitopia's verdict on the iPhone
08:34:08 <xover> .swhack aliment
08:34:12 <phenny> xover: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-11-14#T23-28-14
08:34:28 <sbp> ooh, how disturbing
08:44:35 <sbp> this Achewood arc is shaping up to be good
08:46:24 <danja> noo, don't let Nolan from the Internet near little Phillippe..!
08:47:19 <sbp> oh come on, don't discriminate against the chap just because he likes dildoes in his coffee and uses a creepy email font
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08:55:19 <sbp> ahahaha. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/01/official_purges_agency_computers/
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09:28:37 <Arnia> boing
09:29:01 <sbp> yo Arnia
09:29:06 <Arnia> hey
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09:29:22 * sbp is thinking about graph representation
09:29:28 <Arnia> Snap
09:29:33 <sbp> hehe
09:30:00 <Arnia> My question: can I embed a graph into a vector space?
09:30:02 <sbp> .title http://swui.semanticweb.org/swui06/papers/Karger/Pathetic_Fallacy.html
09:30:06 <phenny> sbp: No title found
09:30:10 <sbp> was shown that yesterday
09:30:58 <Arnia> If so, can I state a linear operator which encodes transitive closure in a graph?
09:32:24 <danja> Arnia, one way of embedding it would maybe be unit vectors in n-dimensional space, one dimension per node
09:32:35 <danja> seems a bit clunky though
09:33:13 <Arnia> danja: well, I can easily do it by moving up into tensor space and treating the graph as a tensor of rank 2 or 3
09:33:35 <danja> hmm, adjacency matrices...
09:34:02 <Arnia> danja: but I'm not sure that there is such a nice array (hah) of results for tensors in relation to their algebras
09:34:45 <Arnia> danja: but the tensor space would definitely need at least a metric and a notion of linearity in a (denumerably) infinite dimensional space
09:35:35 <xover> Arnia!
09:35:39 <Arnia> The linearity is important because I want to be able to decompose any given graph into a long sum of 'triangles' so that I may apply my operator to each triangle
09:36:03 <Arnia> xover!
09:36:26 * danja can't remember *anything* about tensor spaces
09:36:41 <danja> .wik tensor space
09:36:44 <phenny> "In mathematics, physics and engineering, a tensor field is a very general concept of variable geometric quantity." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_field
09:36:58 <xover> So have the clouds dissipated today?
09:38:01 <Arnia> Joe is still... annoyed. Not much I can do about that though
09:38:32 <Arnia> I'm tempted to bugger off to see my family this weekend or early next week and stay there for a month
09:38:50 * danja buggering off to see his family this weekend
09:39:01 <Arnia> CompleteDurhamBreak
09:39:05 <xover> Yeah, good idea. Nothing better for frustration than taking it out on your family! :-)
09:39:49 <xover> (Hmm. I need to work on how to phrase that. As it stands it just sounds mean.)
09:39:52 <danja> 3 days is plenty though
09:40:42 <Arnia> Oh I'm going to be climbing the walls in short order, but that is why I'm going to take the opportunity to see some friends who are living around Bucks whilst I'm there
09:41:54 <xover> But there certainly is something soothing about the familiar — literally — “wall climbing” as opposed to the stuff of every-day IRL.
09:43:04 <Arnia> anyway, back to tensors. Yes, the general idea (sketchy as it is right now) is to reuse the embedding of quantum mechanics into a topos to allow me to provide an uncertain interpretation of sketches
09:43:38 <Arnia> To do this, I need a way to make my sketches look like the objects of quantum mechanics; infinite dimensional, normed vector spaces
09:45:14 <Arnia> .title http://videolectures.net/gbr07_riesen_gevs/
09:45:19 <phenny> Arnia: Graph Embedding in Vector Spaces by Means of Prototype Selection
09:47:44 <Arnia> and yes, this idea is probably as stupid as it sounds
09:49:58 <sbp> ooh, peeky layers of representation
09:50:15 <Arnia> peeky?
09:50:18 * Arnia peeks
09:50:24 <sbp> yeah, so Tabulator for example
09:50:36 <Arnia> ah
09:50:43 <sbp> no, Tabulator is not peeky. it'll show you a node
09:50:52 <sbp> but then if you want to explore further you have to keep clicking
09:51:08 <sbp> I just realised that you can probably show some of the nature of what is available howeve
09:51:10 <sbp> ...r
09:51:14 * Arnia removes sbp from the GGG
09:51:21 <danja> peeky..?
09:51:51 * sbp restores himself from his Cytherean firewire drive
09:51:58 <sbp> peeky as in it lets you peek at nested content
09:52:05 <sbp> it gives you some indication, a peek, at what's there
09:52:18 <xover> heh heh - http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/pdf/20061211_essay.pdf
09:52:27 <sbp> so what I'm thinking is that most RDF document have layered data
09:52:31 <sbp> and it'd be nice to show the layers
09:52:37 <sbp> so my FOAF file might have the following layers:
09:52:42 <sbp> * The FOAF Document
09:52:47 <sbp> * properties about the FOAF document
09:52:54 <sbp> * made by... me! sbp
09:52:58 <sbp> * properties about me
09:53:01 <sbp> * friends of me
09:53:03 <sbp> * stuff about my friends
09:53:23 <sbp> I think it's possible to derive those kinds of layers automatically
09:53:38 <sbp> so what you're doing is trying to present a manageable overview of the document
09:53:45 <sbp> the whole 5 +/- 2 thing
09:54:09 <sbp> but of course where I say "properties about me", for example, I can show what properties are used and how many and blah blah
09:54:37 <sbp> Peeky Layered Graphs
09:54:46 <danja> hmm, sounds promising
09:55:07 <Arnia> I have a suspicion that I now have far more stuff than will fit in a PhD
09:55:29 <sbp> PhD²
09:55:32 <Arnia> Guess I'll have to start churning out papers with the prerequisites
09:56:02 <danja> when I was playing with ideagraph, I wound up thinking for view/edit purposes little clusters of triples would be a good level of granularity
09:56:12 <Arnia> sbp: one of the professors in the department, and the head of postgraduate studies, asked if the department would pay for him to do another PhD
09:56:22 <sbp> heh. would they?
09:56:33 <danja> same 5 +/- 2 thing really, though hadn't looked at it in terms of layers
09:56:33 <Arnia> sbp: the answer was 'yes' but he'd have to find two supervisors first
09:56:45 <sbp> danja: yeah, I'm trying that at the moment but it's too loose I think. you end up with too many
09:56:57 <sbp> Arnia: ha!
10:01:26 <sbp> I think GGG should be pronounced guh-gee-guh-gee-guh-gee
10:01:31 <sbp> otherwise it's just not long enough
10:01:48 <Arnia> I'm a little scared by my own research though... it is going to be a lot of work to pull it all together. More than ten months work
10:02:10 <Arnia> I need those extra months
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10:11:09 <Arnia> hum... I'm tempted to go for the beer and burger deal in the New Inn this lunch time
10:11:12 <sbp> hmm, I think I might've worked out how to do this already
10:11:21 * Arnia cannot focus on his work at the moment
10:11:22 <sbp> well, the first big step
10:11:26 <sbp> mmm... beer and burger
10:12:06 <Arnia> Yeah... big burgers too
10:12:25 <danja> oo, beer and burger sounds like heaven
10:13:36 <Arnia> £3.50 in the New Inn
10:14:54 * Arnia kidnaps swhack to Durham for lunch
10:18:40 <Arnia> Although if I were to do that, I'd take you somewhere slightly nicer. Café Continental, say, or Zen
10:18:57 * Arnia misses eating out lots
10:20:15 <_bjoern> .ety ruckus
10:20:18 <phenny> "1890, possibly a blend of ruction 'disturbance' (1825) and rumpus (q.v.)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ruckus
10:22:18 <Arnia> sbp: Thought about actually doing the topic; maybe programming phenny or someone to keep track of who has not spoken within their first 30 days and prompt them
10:24:54 <sbp> hmm, not a bad idea
10:25:11 <sbp> it can continually step up the "hellos" and eventual warnings
10:26:35 <xover> «Throw down your weapons. You have 30 seconds to comply.»
10:27:44 <_bjoern> SPEAK AT ONCE OR BE MUTED FOREVER
10:27:59 <Arnia> *nuke*
10:28:07 <_bjoern> .gc fishtalk
10:28:09 <phenny> fishtalk: 41,500
10:28:12 <_bjoern> .gc fishspeak
10:28:14 <phenny> fishspeak: 129
10:28:18 <_bjoern> .gc "as mute as a maggot"
10:28:21 <phenny> "as mute as a maggot": 178
10:28:30 <_bjoern> sillllliiiineess!
10:28:49 <deltab> .gc that communication Aquaman can do
10:28:52 <phenny> that communication Aquaman can do: 52,500
10:29:14 <Arnia> .gs no one * the wicked
10:29:16 <phenny> mourns (68), moarns (3), leadest me (3), punishes kolazei (2), punishes (2), mours (2), mournes (2), mourn (2), morns (2), except (2), appreciates (2), would overhear, would claim, to bury, to accuse, mouns, moruns, loved, loathes, else than, could countenance, believes, believed, befriends, agency
10:29:41 <Arnia> no one overhears the wicked?
10:29:55 <Arnia> Selective deafness?
10:30:14 <xover> .gs no rest for the *
10:30:16 <phenny> wicked (85), weary (29), winner (6), alonely (6), sole (4), unweary (3), wounded (2), witche (2), wicket (2), victor (2), turkey (2), productive (2), bleary (2), awake minagahet (2), wizardy, wiki, wiicked, wicked lyric, wicked ebook, runagee, road, occupant, bravequot rare, brave
10:30:58 <Arnia> No rest for the turkey... indeed
10:31:02 <Arnia> .w runagee
10:31:04 <phenny> I couldn't find 'runagee' in WordNet.
10:35:40 <sbp> I just opened a foodbag and ate some
10:35:57 <sbp> and then went to seal the foodbag but could find no traditional foodbag sealing implement
10:36:00 <sbp> so I used masking tape
10:36:04 <sbp> masking tape for the win!
10:36:22 * Arnia goes to see whether there is any bread in the house
10:36:33 <Arnia> The whole shopping thing yesterday just didn't happen for me...
10:36:43 <Arnia> But there is a chance that one of my housemates has
10:36:53 <sbp> whoo
10:37:15 <_bjoern> .gc pwntape
10:37:17 <phenny> pwntape: 0
10:37:32 <deltab> .gc backmasking-tape
10:37:33 <phenny> backmasking-tape: 7
10:37:56 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjyUNUekkw
10:37:59 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Robocop - ED-209 Malfunctions
10:38:07 * xover *hearts* ED-209…
10:38:31 <sbp> hehe
10:39:03 <sbp> I hate that Firefox doesn't implement ruby correctly
10:39:05 <_bjoern> XOVER ♥ ED-209
10:39:10 <sbp> even IE gets ruby right
10:39:13 <sbp> .unicode wh hea
10:39:15 <phenny> U+2661 WHITE HEART SUIT (♡)
10:39:31 <deltab> IE had it first
10:39:31 <_bjoern> IE doesn't quite get it right, but unlike firefox it tries.
10:40:15 <sbp> Firefox is such an anus
10:40:22 * Arnia nukes Firefox
10:40:28 <_bjoern> .ety anus
10:40:31 <phenny> "1658, from O.Fr. anus, from L. anus 'ring, anus,' from PIE base *ano- 'ring.' Cf." - http://etymonline.com/?term=anus
10:40:31 <Arnia> I'm trying to convince Tom to install Safari
10:40:45 <Arnia> Not sure how good the windows version is however
10:40:49 <sbp> install? oh, like on... right
10:41:02 <xover> Oooh. http://new.wavlist.com/movies/299/roboc-weapon.wav
10:41:29 <deltab> what is Tom interested in? CSS animation and transformations?
10:42:09 <_bjoern> Safari/Win is most terrible
10:42:16 <_bjoern> way too unstable to conduct any kind of testing.
10:42:17 <xover> Safari:win is… not perfect.
10:42:41 <Arnia> deltab: something which doesn't fall over every ten minutes on Javascript heavy sites
10:42:54 <Arnia> deltab: both firefox and IE are getting impossible for him
10:43:18 * Arnia was thinking Safari:Win with a positively reviewed nightly
10:43:20 <deltab> opera?
10:43:34 * Arnia doesn't like opera and would find it hard to recommend
10:44:02 <sbp> how about Camin.. oh
10:44:35 * nsh grumbles
10:44:48 <Arnia> Anyway, this is a total aside caused by E_TOO_LITTLE_SLEEP
10:44:58 <Arnia> And not E_TOO_MUCH_BADGER oddly
10:45:54 * Arnia grumbles with nsh
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10:48:42 <_bjoern> .gc kupo
10:48:44 <phenny> kupo: 62,700
10:51:26 <xover> FF?
10:51:51 <_bjoern> of course.
10:52:05 <_bjoern> it's the sound moogles make.
10:52:08 <xover> It's scary that I knew that.
10:52:17 <_bjoern> .gc kweh
10:52:20 <phenny> kweh: 57,900
10:52:27 <_bjoern> that's the chocobo sound.
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10:54:27 <_bjoern> I guess he couldn't take it.
10:55:09 <sbp> E_TOO_SCARY
10:55:23 <_bjoern> He might also be off searching his FF cds.
10:56:02 * Arnia removes the future
10:56:11 <Arnia> E_NO_TIME
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11:09:45 <xover> Well that was interesting.
11:09:58 <xover> Almost every app on the box segfaulting at the same time.
11:10:13 <xover> I wonder if I have a rotten RAM chip or if 10.5.1 has bugs.
11:11:11 <_bjoern> STRUCK BY COSMIC RAYS
11:17:08 <sbp> nou
11:17:26 <_bjoern> well yes, that happens.
11:27:06 <Arnia> "It was F. Hausdorff who first proved that every vector space has a basis. Andreas Blass showed this theorem leads to the axiom of choice." -- ow ow ow
11:27:10 <Arnia> oh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_space
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11:47:00 <sbp> NO ARNIA
11:47:01 <sbp> NO
11:47:04 <sbp> I WILL NOT IMAGINE THAT
11:47:05 <sbp> NO
11:47:07 <sbp> WRONG
11:47:08 <sbp> NO
11:47:24 <Arnia> Hehe
11:47:27 <sbp> hehe, this has the makings of a classic
11:47:37 <Arnia> He's frustrating... but I can have fun with it
11:55:18 <sbp> hahaha
11:55:23 <sbp> thinking too much
11:55:27 <sbp> STOP THINKING YOU WILL BE OKAY
12:00:16 <_bjoern> 'k
12:01:07 <Arnia> I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry
12:05:58 * Arnia settles on sighing
12:06:00 <sbp> hehe
12:06:30 <Arnia> I feel rather lost here...
12:06:46 <Arnia> I wonder what he'd say if timbl told him to think again
12:07:08 <sbp> timbl believes that the N3 grammar for N3 is a big help...
12:07:19 <Arnia> Yes, I was about to reconsider my point...
12:07:33 <Arnia> Ok, if Chomsky told him to think again
12:07:39 <sbp> NO
12:07:44 <sbp> I WILL NOT IMAGINE YOU ARE CHOMSKY
12:07:46 <sbp> WRONG
12:07:46 <sbp> NO
12:08:27 <Arnia> HAH
12:11:38 <sbp> okay Arnia, you're wrong. moving on now
12:11:56 <sbp> I don't have to listen to you! I sought advice, not answers
12:12:09 <sbp> you're giving me advice and I want answers!
12:12:22 <sbp> therefore, I am moving on. I am going to seek your advice on another thing
12:12:30 <sbp> but don't give me advice; or answers!
12:12:36 <sbp> because otherwise I will have to move on again
12:14:40 <xover> So I guess #swig is the place to be for some perverse entertainment?
12:14:56 <Arnia> I'm just... in awe
12:15:02 <Arnia> I don't normally get this harsh
12:15:22 <xover> Dude! Why you harshing on me, guy?
12:17:33 <darobin> there's entertainment on #swig now? damn, shouldn't have left
12:18:29 <sbp> the logs are available, and worth reading
12:21:40 <Arnia> and it is shoved up his arse
12:21:50 * Arnia shouldn't cross channel snark
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12:27:50 <_bjoern> YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING ABOUT SWIG LOGS
12:28:13 <_bjoern> oh my is it december already!
12:30:30 <_bjoern> YOUVE BEEN LYING ABOUT SWIG LOGS
12:31:35 <sbp> NO
12:31:36 <sbp> WRONG
12:31:42 <sbp> LET'S MOVE ON
12:31:58 <_bjoern> U HATE FREEDOM
12:32:19 <Arnia> I HATE EMILE!
12:32:43 <xover> What'd poor Emile do?
12:32:53 <Arnia> Raquin
12:33:13 <xover> Who'd he raquin?
12:33:34 <Arnia> You
12:33:39 <_bjoern> NO
12:33:40 <_bjoern> LIES
12:33:50 * Arnia doesn't normally like appeals to authority
12:33:52 <sbp> I WILL NOT IMAGINE YOU ARE CHOMSKY
12:34:01 <Arnia> But I'm not quite sure how else to break his 'NO WRONG' habit
12:34:02 <_bjoern> I think you do, actually.
12:34:21 <Arnia> I like appeals to cited, peer reviewed arguments
12:34:28 <xover> God told me you like appeals to authority!
12:34:35 <sbp> hehe
12:34:41 <_bjoern> I like appeals to three headed monkeys.
12:34:52 <Arnia> I like apple peels
12:34:59 <_bjoern> No you don't.
12:35:03 * xover appeals to get a three headed monkey…
12:35:06 <Arnia> No, I don't
12:35:14 <_bjoern> So, just as I had forseen.
12:35:19 <Arnia> This statement is false
12:35:53 <sbp> export MAX_PARADOX_DEPTH=7
12:36:20 <Arnia> Too late... I think I caused _bjoern to explode
12:36:24 * Arnia cleans up the mess
12:36:25 <sbp> damn
12:36:30 <xover> E_MAX_PARADOX_DEPTH_TOO_SHALLOW_FOR_SWHACK
12:36:39 * Arnia feeds it to the Book
12:36:45 <sbp> it was a kludge to prevent bjoernsplosion
12:37:43 <xover> If I ever write an IRC Client, it'll have an /implode function.
12:38:01 <Arnia> What would it do?
12:38:19 <xover> IMPLODE YOU ALL!
12:38:41 * Arnia dies
12:38:52 <Arnia> not as fast as Zola has however
12:38:53 * Arnia shrugs
12:39:00 <xover> I'm thinking some down-the-drain/wortex/blackhole Core Animation type effect on the IRC window.
12:39:12 <Arnia> That is interesting, please continue
12:39:16 * Arnia prepares the Book
12:39:28 <xover> RUSSELL!
12:40:47 <Arnia> WHITEHEAD!
12:42:02 <_bjoern> U BROKE MY SWHACK LOGS
12:42:09 <_bjoern> they now go like this: [[[
12:42:13 <_bjoern> [01 Sep 07 14:53] * crschmidt * heh
12:42:14 <_bjoern> [01 Sep 07 1[06 Dec 07 09:37] * sbp * man, the www-tag httpRange-14 [prefix]storm is quite good
12:42:14 <_bjoern> [06 Dec 07 09:38] * perigrin * www-tag YOUR IT!
12:42:15 <_bjoern> ]]]
12:42:31 <sbp> oh dear
12:42:47 <_bjoern> www-tag is the name of the devil.
12:42:56 <sbp> can't be!
12:42:59 <sbp> it brought your logs *back*
12:43:01 <_bjoern> it must!
12:43:03 <sbp> heh must be the name of the devil
12:43:11 <sbp> or crschmidt
12:43:14 <_bjoern> no it did not!
12:43:16 <Arnia> or *
12:43:17 <sbp> yes it did
12:43:26 <_bjoern> NO
12:43:26 <_bjoern> WRONG
12:44:39 <sbp> I WILL NOT IMAGINE THAT
12:44:48 <sbp> LET'S MOVE ON
12:45:11 <sbp> I like how childish the "I'm right, let's move on" idiom is
12:45:55 <sbp> if I *say* that I'm right *just* before I give you no chance to refute me... I will become right!
12:46:20 <sbp> even if you still believe that you have a chance to refute me! (that's the beautiful part)
12:46:35 <Arnia> Does anyone know how old he is?
12:47:24 <xover> Yes.
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12:47:45 <sbp> I'd guess university freshman or something
12:47:52 <sbp> they tend to be like that
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12:51:25 <Arnia> So sure they know it all
12:51:26 <Arnia> I've taught a few like that... well, tried to teach. It is difficult to get anything across to them at all
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12:53:53 <Arnia> hm
12:53:55 <Arnia> BAD COLLOQUY
12:54:12 <sbp> you're using colloquy?!
12:54:20 <Arnia> Yes
12:55:27 <_bjoern> You...
12:55:29 <_bjoern> You scum...!
12:55:51 <_bjoern> .gc "I exist only to kill!"
12:55:54 <phenny> "I exist only to kill!": 672
12:55:57 * Arnia is evil through and through
12:56:05 <Arnia> .gs I exist only to *
12:56:08 <phenny> serve (16), me (7), kill (7), please (4), torment (3), exist (3), annoy (3), steal (2), serve other (2), obey (2), entertain (2), destroy (2), dance (2), d (2), conquer (2), bear testimony (2), wreck, whine, waste, tormenti, the extent, testify, suture, stare, sever, serve him, satisfy, ruin, put ru
12:56:32 <Arnia> I exist only to suture...
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12:57:48 <sbp> .gs Americans are very *
12:57:51 <phenny> wasteful (2), stupid (2), keen (2), gullible (2), greedy (2), frightened (2), fond (2), combative (2), clever (2), apathetic (2), vulnerable, unrelaiable, unfit, uneducated, timid, superstitiou, superficial, storngly, skeptical, skepti, sheltered, sensitive, selfish, sedentary, resourceful ied, repr
12:57:53 <sbp> .gs America is very *
12:57:56 <phenny> uncertain (3), sick (3), rich (3), materialistic (3), different (3), unpopular (2), unflattering (2), similar (2), sharply (2), remarkable (2), racist (2), precariou (2), mockable (2), individualistic (2), gratifying (2), diverse (2), afraid (2), zealously, xenophobic, wealthy, weak, very, valuable,
12:58:27 <_bjoern> .gs USians are *
12:58:30 <phenny> you (3), ignorant (2), fond (2), colonialist (2), asleep (2), yankee, wont, waking, u, treated, totally mental, totally, those unfortunate, thickie, there ever similar, the worst, the only one, taking, such goddamned wimp, such, saying, retard, requiring, reptoid, really ignorant, quotgermanic, quit
12:58:47 <Arnia> _bjoern is a USian!
12:58:53 <sbp> quotgermanic!
12:58:54 <Arnia> Google said so!
12:59:01 <_bjoern> In Soviet Russia perhaps.
12:59:51 <_bjoern> .gc "I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill...!"
12:59:53 <phenny> "I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill...!": 0
13:02:35 <sbp> in Soviet Russia you're a USian?
13:02:42 <sbp> that sounds kinda dangerous
13:04:43 <_bjoern> compared to being a USian at all?
13:04:54 <sbp> point
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13:06:04 <Arnia> riposte
13:06:20 <_bjoern> plz dont riposte reptoids, k?
13:06:27 <Arnia> REPTILOIDS!
13:06:43 <Arnia> well, this makes a break from swig
13:06:51 <Arnia> ... for a change
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13:11:52 <_bjoern> If you weren't such a filthy-looking oaf, they would not be so suspicious of us!
13:12:19 <thelsdj> sbp: you see the google charts api thing?
13:14:37 <sbp> thelsdj: nope!
13:14:41 <sbp> .g Google charts API
13:14:47 <phenny> sbp: http://code.google.com/apis/chart/
13:14:51 <sbp> woah, hi wkearney99!
13:15:27 <thelsdj> hehe, been trying to share that url with you since yesterday
13:15:29 * xover suddenly wonders whatever became of “Big John” Kearney…
13:15:40 <thelsdj> but kept running into netsplits and shit when i was around
13:15:44 <_bjoern> shrinked.
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13:16:31 <sbp> wow, cool
13:16:33 <sbp> heh
13:16:34 <sbp> "Use of the Google Chart API is subject to a query limit of 50,000 queries per user per day. If you go over this 24-hour limit, the Chart API may stop working for you temporarily. If you continue to exceed this limit, your access to the Chart API may be blocked."
13:17:37 <jsled> .pc ☺
13:17:39 <phenny> 263A: WHITE SMILING FACE (☺)
13:18:16 <jsled> yay new .XCompose file.
13:19:35 <wkearney99> ah, just fiddlin with a new IM client
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13:33:09 <clsn> jsled: been wanting to experiment with some serious xcompose stuff. Can you send me your file?
13:38:57 <Jabberwock> It's all bollocks
13:39:46 <clsn> Most things are.,
13:41:45 *** sbp changed the topic to: ""The ironic juxtaposition inherent in the subtextual deconstructuralist narrative frame of this dialogical reificate is so funny that it makes me want to shit my pants, wipe it on the windows, and then run naked through Congress with my hands in the air gibbering like a lunatic.""
13:42:54 <wkearney99> I was with you up until the gibbering part, one has to retain at least SOME dignity.
13:43:06 <sbp> hehe
13:44:30 <_bjoern> .gs I don't date *
13:44:33 <phenny> outside (6), anymore (5), yankee (4), mormon (4), ciara (4), asian (4), smoker (3), loser (3), guy (3), freak (3), whore (2), republican (2), prostitute (2), married (2), golfer (2), fucktard (2), dude (2), coworker (2), bartender (2), white boy, virgin, vampire, stripper, slytherin, skank, shiksa,
13:45:06 <_bjoern> .gc "I don't date bums"
13:45:08 <phenny> "I don't date bums": 44
13:45:49 <clsn> .gc "I date bums"
13:45:51 <phenny> "I date bums": 0
13:45:59 <clsn> Reassuring I guess.
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13:48:59 <jsled> lisppaste2: url?
13:48:59 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
13:49:20 <lisppaste2> jsled pasted ".XCompose" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/52081
13:49:33 <sbp> clsn: what does cr`x's quit message say?
13:50:20 <jsled> clsn: It's really boring, though… just some convenience things. Also, depending on what your environment looks like, you'll want to set GTK_IM_MODULE=xim and QT_IM_MODULE=xim
13:50:56 <clsn> OK, I found someone else's, but just a hint: howTF do I load one in?? It isn't xmodmap...
13:51:25 <clsn> sbp: transliterated: Achtung! Kompyuter shloft. "Attention! Computer sleeps" I think.
13:51:32 <jsled> Oh, except the characters got broken. The :) and :( are ☺ and ☹ , of course. And the last two are ‽, of course.
13:52:28 <clsn> Sokay, I'll edit it out of all recognition anyway...
13:53:32 <jsled> it seems to be the case that apps started read a fresh copy of ~/.XCompose for themselves.
13:54:09 <jsled> i.e., if I make changes and start, say, gedit, then it respects the changed .XCompose.
13:54:21 <clsn> Really... Lemme tinker with that.
13:54:21 <jsled> I've heard claims that setxkbmap will update things, but that's a lie.
13:54:31 <jsled> If you find out how, please let me know. :)
13:54:34 <jsled> Er... ☺
13:54:47 <clsn> I've been trying to make some seriously fucked-up xcompose stuff too, to access more of the spiffy things in Unicode...
13:56:40 <clsn> Hrm, that isn't working...
13:57:15 <jsled> what/where are you entering?
13:57:59 <clsn> xkbcomp isn't working either...
13:58:16 <clsn> I copied someone's huge-ass .XCompose file into mine and ran gedit.
13:58:31 <jsled> And you have GTK_IM_MODULE set?
13:59:58 <clsn> What is this GTK_IM_MODULE of which you speak? :) Probably not, let's see...
14:00:26 <sbp> clsn: thankies
14:00:36 <jsled> It needs to be set to xim ... some gtk fields let you change the IM with a right click.
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14:01:13 <clsn> Oh, yeah, I've seen that in gtk apps...
14:01:47 * clsn tries setting that with the right-click in Xchat.
14:02:07 <clsn> Though the compose stuff still doesn't work. But it doesn't feep at me like it did before.
14:03:37 <clsn> Hmm... error in converting text from IM to UTF8. Maybe this guy's file is upfucked. Let's try yours.
14:04:41 <clsn> Bizarre... Now it types in the full entity... Like ⚔
14:05:30 <clsn> Tho maybe I miscopied your file... let's see.
14:05:45 <jsled> Well, those "⚔" in the pastebin shouldn't be there.
14:05:50 <jsled> It should be the literal character.
14:09:11 <clsn> I just changed it to the literal char; that didn't do it either I think.
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14:13:30 <Jabberwock> "The automatic flow of thought is often singularly favored by the fact of listening to a weak continuous discourse, with just enough ideas in it to keep the mind busy. The induced current of thought is often rapid and brilliant in inverse ratio to the force of the inducing current."
14:13:57 <Jabberwock> That's a really complicated way of explaining the experience you gain for morons
14:14:01 <Jabberwock> from
14:14:14 <danja> beobal++ # for noticing my name was spelled wrong
14:14:18 <danja> beobal++ # for noticing my name was spelled wrong
14:14:19 <danja> beobal++ # for noticing my name was spelled wrong
14:14:22 <danja> heh
14:14:37 <danja> up-arrow++
14:14:39 <danja> up-arrow++
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14:15:08 <danja> .karma
14:15:10 <danja> bugger.
14:15:15 <beobal> lol
14:15:17 <danja> wrong window
14:15:31 * danja hides head in shame
14:15:38 * xover holds the +q ready…
14:15:53 <Jabberwock> damn that was a close one
14:15:57 <xover> Jabberwock: So your argument is that morons are a necessary evil, and that one should make a point of listening to them as often as possible?
14:16:29 <Jabberwock> Not as often as possible. As often as one chooses :)
14:16:42 <Jabberwock> My point is that you can learn a lot from a little if your mind is open
14:16:42 <_bjoern> .gc ehemeral
14:16:45 <phenny> ehemeral : 203
14:16:55 <_bjoern> @spell ehemeral
14:16:56 <supybot> _bjoern: ephemeral
14:18:29 <sbp> danja: hahaha
14:29:33 * Arnia deletes danja and steals sbp's backup
14:35:33 <sbp> I backed up the backup, thankfully, but only up-arrow will restore him after that
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14:47:15 <nsh> .wik esotropia
14:47:18 <phenny> "Esotropia is a form of strabismus, or 'squint', in which one or both eyes turns inward." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esotropia
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14:50:22 <_bjoern> .w apron
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14:50:25 <phenny> apron n. 1: A garment of cloth or leather or plastic that is tied about the waist and worn to protect your clothing
14:50:27 <phenny> apron n. 2: (golf) the part of the fairway leading onto the green
14:50:29 <phenny> apron n. 3: The part of a modern theater stage between the curtain and the orchestra (i.e., in front of the curtain).
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15:03:52 <pierpa> .ety apron
15:03:57 <phenny> "1461, faulty separation of a napron (1307), from O.Fr. naperon, dim. of nappe 'cloth,' from L. mappa 'napkin' (cf. adder, umpire)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=apron
15:04:39 <pierpa> .ety adder
15:04:41 <phenny> "O.E. næddre 'a snake,' from W.Gmc. *nædro 'a snake' (cf. O.N. naðra, M.Du. nadre, Ger. Natter, Goth. nadrs), from PIE base *netr- (cf. L. natrix 'water snake,' probably by folk-association with nare 'to swim;' O.Ir. nathir, Welsh neidr 'adder')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=adder
15:05:00 <pierpa> .ety umpire
15:05:06 <phenny> "c.1400, noumper, from O.Fr. nonper 'odd number, not even,' in reference to a third person to arbitrate between two, from non 'not' + per 'equal,' from L. par." - http://etymonline.com/?term=umpire
15:05:25 <pierpa> !
15:05:39 <sbp> a noumper! awesome
15:07:56 <nsh> .ety simper
15:07:58 <phenny> "c.1563, perhaps from a Scand. source (e.g. dial. Dan. semper 'affected, coy, prudish') or M.Du. zimperlijk 'affected, coy, prim.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=simper
15:08:35 <clsn> .g landsmalalfabet
15:08:37 <phenny> clsn: http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O999-onomastics.html
15:08:39 <nsh> sbp, what's that phenomenon called again
15:08:55 <clsn> .title http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O999-onomastics.html
15:09:15 <phenny> clsn: onomastics - Encyclopedia.com
15:09:21 <clsn> .wik onomastics
15:09:23 <phenny> "Onomastics or onomatology is the study of proper names of all kinds and the origins of names." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomastics
15:09:32 <clsn> .wik landsmalalfabet
15:09:34 <nsh> (a noumper -> an umper thingy)
15:09:36 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "landsmalalfabet".
15:10:36 <_bjoern> You must make haste and add something at once!
15:10:38 <sbp> it's... er...
15:10:41 <sbp> damn, I used to know
15:11:26 <_bjoern> dost thou not remember!
15:11:49 <sbp> metanalysis
15:11:57 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metanalysis
15:12:37 <nsh> .wik Normopaphy
15:12:40 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Normopaphy".
15:12:47 <nsh> .wik Normopathy
15:12:51 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Normopathy".
15:12:55 * nsh frowns
15:12:59 <clsn> Diseases of people named Norm?
15:13:22 <clsn> (after all, Geriatrics is medicine for people named Gerry...)
15:13:25 <_bjoern> .gc Normophobia
15:13:28 <phenny> Normophobia: 9
15:14:39 <_bjoern> "Wikipedia is my weapon of choice against my own ignorance."
15:17:07 <nsh> .wik Normotic
15:17:10 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Normotic".
15:21:49 <sbp> so this is funny
15:21:55 <sbp> remember why I don't use twitter?
15:22:03 <sbp> because it truncates the name of my country, which I find annoying
15:22:14 <sbp> well I was just speaking to someone who signed up with a fairly long nickname...
15:22:33 <sbp> and after a little while, twitter truncated the final character off!
15:24:54 <_bjoern> So it says your country is "U"?
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15:28:16 <sbp> no, it didn't truncate it that far
15:28:36 <sbp> it got to "United Kingdom of Great Britai"
15:29:16 <_bjoern> You never liked those northern irishmen anyway.
15:29:28 <sbp> what! when did I ever say that?
15:30:04 <_bjoern> Look into your heart, you know it to be true!
15:30:28 <sbp> I'm not sure I know a single person from NI
15:30:40 <sbp> so how could I not like them?
15:30:49 <sbp> it would be like not liking epsilon
15:31:01 <Jabberwock> Protistents...
15:31:09 <_bjoern> I hate epsilon.
15:31:14 <sbp> don't you start
15:31:18 <sbp> nor you
15:31:38 <_bjoern> What's the matter with epsilon anyway? It's too small to be liked.
15:31:59 <Jabberwock> Come all ye young rebels and list while I sing. For ta love of one's country terrible ting :D It banishes fear wit ta speed of a flame... and it makes us all part of ta patriot game
15:32:28 <_bjoern> Who made it sing? Confess at once!
15:32:44 <Jabberwock> where?
15:33:25 <sbp> .gc Land of the Giant Epsilons
15:33:28 <phenny> Land of the Giant Epsilons: 1,260
15:34:48 <_bjoern> .title http://www.boingboing.net/2007/12/06/western-digital-netw.html
15:34:50 <phenny> _bjoern: Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files - Boing Boing
15:35:25 <sbp> "Just wondering -- who needs a 1 Terabyte network-connected hard drive that is prohibited from serving most media files? Perhaps somebody with 220 million pages of .txt files they need to share?"
15:35:48 <Jabberwock> lol
15:36:30 <Jabberwock> Have any of you used Amazon S3? If so, do you like it?
15:37:17 <_bjoern> So baiting being successful in Iraq, they've now brought it into the Homeland, "Since the start of the year, there have been 100 arrests as a result of the decoy operations, in which an undercover officer "drops" a wallet, iPod or cell phone in a subway station and cops pounce after it's picked up. " - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2007/12/06/2007-12-06_nypd_says_operation_lucky_bag_stings_hav.html
15:37:33 <sbp> ...
15:37:42 <sbp> er
15:37:49 <sbp> ...
15:37:57 <Jabberwock> Without reading that article, that is completely silly.
15:38:01 <sbp> yes
15:38:08 <Jabberwock> Baiting someone and arresting them for taking it is criminal imho
15:38:14 <Jabberwock> In that context
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15:38:33 <sbp> well you don't know they're not going to hand it in
15:38:50 <sbp> you'd have to follow them and then wait N-days...
15:38:52 <Jabberwock> Yeah
15:38:57 <_bjoern> "Browne said people who picked up the wallet but did not remove the cash were stopped, frisked and checked for outstanding warrants and released."
15:39:06 <sbp> good grief
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16:02:44 <Jabberwock> Low lie the fields of Athenry where once we watched the small free birds fly...
16:03:03 <Jabberwock> Our love was on the wing. We had dreams and songs to sing. It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
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16:04:50 * perigrin locks Jabberwock onto a prison ship in the bay
16:05:47 <Jabberwock> :D
16:05:52 <Jabberwock> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFs_olq9Uc&feature=related
16:06:23 <Jabberwock> Scruffy looks... scruffy
16:08:48 <Jabberwock> .wik cromwellions
16:08:51 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "cromwellions".
16:09:00 <Jabberwock> .wik cromwellians
16:09:04 <phenny> "The Cromwellian conquest of Ireland (1649-53) refers to the re-conquest of Ireland by the forces English Parliament, led by Oliver Cromwell during the Wars of the Three Kingdoms." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwellian_conquest_of_Ireland
16:09:49 <_bjoern> .ety ominous
16:09:51 <phenny> "1589, from L. ominosus 'full of foreboding,' from omen (gen. ominis) 'foreboding' (see omen)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ominous
16:10:07 <Jabberwock> I love that word.
16:10:12 <Jabberwock> It's the only word that describes storm skies here.
16:10:24 <Jabberwock> .ety tenebrous
16:10:26 <phenny> "'full of darkness,' c.1420, from O.Fr. tenebreus (11c.), from L. tenebrosus, from tenebræ 'darkness' (see temerity)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=tenebrous
16:10:41 <_bjoern> .gc ominös
16:10:43 <phenny> ominös: 8,740
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16:20:38 <darobin> via VSL, there're some funny vids in there http://speechlesswithoutwriters.com/
16:20:43 <darobin> notably 15 and 16
16:20:59 <darobin> .ety temerity
16:21:03 <phenny> "1432, from M.Fr. témérité (15c.), from L. temeritatem (nom. temeritas) 'blind chance, accident, rashness,' from temere 'by chance, blindly, casually, rashly,' related to tenebrae 'darkness,' from PIE base *temes- 'dark' (cf. Skt. tamas- 'darkness,' tamsrah 'dark;' [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=temerity
16:26:35 <sbp> I like the Woody Allen one
16:26:42 <sbp> it's got Woody Allen in it
16:30:08 <sbp> .gc "elk candy"
16:30:10 <phenny> "elk candy": 2,050
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16:31:16 <sbp> OMG email from Darobin!
16:31:33 <sbp> he is beriddles
16:31:43 <sbp> S NO D YES
16:33:02 <sbp> oh man, you even worked the word lolcat in there
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16:54:19 <sbp> .gc divvy
16:54:21 <phenny> divvy: 383,000
16:54:22 <sbp> .ety divvy
16:54:25 <phenny> "1872, probably a slang alteration of divide." - http://etymonline.com/?term=divvy
16:54:33 <_bjoern> OMG DAROBIN IS POSTING TO WWW-TAG AGAIN PLZ MAKE IT STOP
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16:55:45 <sbp> .unicode left arrow
16:55:47 <phenny> U+2190 LEFTWARDS ARROW (←)
16:55:47 <sbp> .unicode left poi
16:55:50 <phenny> U+261A BLACK LEFT POINTING INDEX (☚)
16:58:19 <darobin> sbp, _bjoern: sorry, I just had to post something for christmas :-)
16:58:38 <_bjoern> UR NOT SANTA
16:58:55 <sbp> http://www.ktbs.com/news/Couple-sentenced-for-far-fetched-fraud-6952/
16:58:55 <_bjoern> unlike sbp, where that is much less clear.
16:59:02 <sbp> no bobble
16:59:23 <_bjoern> how long before I click on booble pix again?
16:59:45 <sbp> go ahead!
17:00:53 <_bjoern> http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/santa%20claus_244.jpg
17:00:56 <_bjoern> no bobble
17:01:15 <_bjoern> phenny, "Zipfelmütze"?
17:01:20 <phenny> _bjoern: "Zipfelmuetze" (de)
17:01:22 <sbp> .unicode rightwards arrow
17:01:24 <phenny> U+2192 RIGHTWARDS ARROW (→)
17:01:31 <_bjoern> @translate de to en Zipfelmütze
17:01:32 <supybot> _bjoern: Zipfelmütze
17:01:34 <sbp> dude that is wicked tall!
17:01:45 <_bjoern> ... jelly bag cap? wtf.
17:02:26 <darobin> I AM SANTA!!!
17:02:31 <darobin> oh wait, no I'm not
17:02:35 <sbp> no you're not
17:02:43 <darobin> but hey, someone had to bring lolcats to the TAG
17:03:06 <darobin> yeah, I've always believed in myself and never in Santa, so I can't be (s)he
17:03:11 <_bjoern> .compare [santa claus -bobble] [santa claus +bobble]
17:03:14 <phenny> santa claus -bobble (1,950,000), santa claus +bobble (96,500)
17:03:37 <_bjoern> You've not always believed in yourself.
17:03:37 <sbp> Santa is a hemale
17:03:52 <_bjoern> no bobble http://pet.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPETS-3927005t400.jpg
17:04:15 <_bjoern> I can't see one here either http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_5_11_2003_13_10_45/Xmas_Girl.ext_thumbnail15.jpgF43E55B8-2675-46A5-ABC3E6F98D50BEAC.jpgLarge.jpg
17:04:47 <_bjoern> here goes bobble claus http://www.rcenedellagallery.com/images/photos/images-lg/santa-claus-lg.jpg
17:05:19 <sbp> SIMPSONS
17:06:16 <_bjoern> fake bobbles http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/sexy_santa.jpg
17:06:43 <_bjoern> you know, #swlesbians still doesn't work
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17:10:02 <thelsdj> atleast we have porn-get
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17:36:57 <sbp> .eval 1 ~ 2
17:36:59 <phenny> SyntaxError: invalid syntax (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/admin.py", line 63, in f_eval)
17:37:14 <sbp> .eval ~ 2
17:37:17 <phenny> -3
17:37:35 <xover> phenny: reload sbp
17:37:38 <phenny> ImportError: No module named sbp (file "/home/sbp/phenny/modules/reload.py", line 12, in f_reload)
17:37:44 <sbp> Monty: reload xover
17:37:46 <Monty> arsed-up brilliant arse-cheeks :P
17:38:01 <xover> WHy thank you.
17:38:09 <sbp> I did not say to augment his buttocks
17:38:11 <sbp> but okay
17:40:06 <sbp> "Douglas Adams writes in the notes accompanying the published volume of original radio scripts that he wanted Slartibartfast's name to sound very rude, but still actually broadcastable. He therefore started with the name "Phartiphukborlz", and changed bits of it until it would be acceptable to the BBC."
17:41:01 <_bjoern> That's one reason why you don't hear from the aliens in the evening news.
17:43:03 <sbp> ha! "Adams revealed in an interview that it was really the ticket queues at Paddington Station that made him think of conceiving a character there, but chose Fenchurch as a name because of Paddington Bear."
17:43:08 <sbp> - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Fenchurch
17:46:43 <_bjoern> .gc "art of eating"
17:46:45 <phenny> "art of eating": 134,000
17:46:47 <_bjoern> .gc "art of not eating"
17:46:49 <phenny> "art of not eating": 10,100
17:47:08 <_bjoern> .gs art of *
17:47:10 <phenny> bonsai (6), war (5), happine (5), mehndi (4), lensle (4), foxvox (4), fighter (4), demotivation (4), unix programming (3), service (3), seduction (3), persuasion (3), electronic (3), ascension (3), virtualization (2), solving (2), shaving (2), seppuku (2), schmoozing (2), sabrage (2), recycling (2),
17:47:16 <sbp> hmm, I ought to write a story with a London station name in it
17:47:21 <sbp> they're clearly a valuable commodity
17:47:33 <_bjoern> for Londonians.
17:48:44 <sbp> -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_railway_station#List_of_mainline_stations
17:48:51 <sbp> no, the names
17:49:07 <_bjoern> Yes.
17:49:31 <sbp> Farringdon is probably the best untapped...
17:50:25 <_bjoern> There is no ABBA song involving it at least.
17:51:42 <sbp> indeed
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17:55:44 <sbp> tiokjhrefgbn
17:56:14 * sbp won't even try to explain what that's all about
17:56:38 <_bjoern> Though you did bother mentioning it
17:56:56 <sbp> yeah, by accident
17:57:10 <_bjoern> very suspicious, I would say.
17:57:21 <sbp> well you would
17:57:37 <sbp> FINE I WILL EXPLAIN
17:57:47 <sbp> I was thinking about typing works without taking your finger off the keyboard
17:58:09 <sbp> could you reconstruct the word by tracing the paths of the letters and using the turning points?
17:58:23 <sbp> so, well, give it a try. what word was that meant to be?
17:58:46 <sbp> I wasn't going to enter it because I don't think it works
17:58:57 <sbp> but then I accidentally brushed the picnic table
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17:59:19 <sbp> stupid picnic table
17:59:57 <_bjoern> You are so predictable.
18:00:16 <sbp> no I'm not
18:00:23 <sbp> predict what line I'm going to say next
18:01:04 * _bjoern predicts
18:01:07 <_bjoern> okay go ahead.
18:02:10 <phenny> _bjoern: though he doesn't say this himself, I am sure that at this moment sbp hates you
18:03:15 * _bjoern ponders laughing his ass off
18:03:27 * _bjoern goes for the vodka instead
18:03:59 <sbp> save some for me
18:04:44 <_bjoern> it's extremstly cheapo vodka.
18:05:41 <sbp> hmm, can always mix it with Worcestershire Sauce
18:05:46 <sbp> and tabasco
18:05:50 <sbp> ooh and lemon
18:06:28 <_bjoern> good idea
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18:14:36 <therethinker> You are in California. You hit a metal pole with a hammer, and there is a clang. What is "do" perpendicular to?
18:15:08 <_bjoern> I AM NOT IN "CALIFORNIA"
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18:15:47 <xover> mi
18:16:32 <therethinker> s..shut up, I can't spell :P
18:16:49 <therethinker> Oh, I can
18:16:56 <therethinker> Okay, then, you *go* to California
18:17:12 <sbp> arey you asking us to do your homework, à la glen_quagmire?
18:17:19 <therethinker> Me, no
18:17:31 <jsled> Monty‽
18:17:53 <bancus> What the fuck is "do"?
18:17:55 <therethinker> I'd be surprised if any teacher assigned that for homework... unless it was like a critical thinking class
18:17:57 <bancus> And I *am* in California
18:18:01 <therethinker> That's part of the riddle
18:18:19 <_bjoern> That bancus is in California?
18:18:27 <thelsdj> http://apricot.blender.org/
18:18:34 <_bjoern> lolpipz, does this riddle suck?
18:18:34 <therethinker> No, "do"
18:18:35 <lolpipz> _bjoern: INDEED THIZ RIDDLE SUCK DOEZ.
18:18:37 <phenny> lolpipz: 02 Dec 23:02Z <mini-man> tell lolpipz to tell Monty to tell phenny to tell lolpipz to tell Monty to tell phenny to tell rustyspoonbot to stab me
18:18:37 <lolpipz> phenny: YU R ASKIN ABOUT YURSELF?
18:18:48 * sbp ponders it having something to do with HOLLYWOOD
18:18:48 <therethinker> Hah
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18:19:16 <sbp> but I have a feeling I'm going to regret wasting effort on this... :-)
18:19:21 <_bjoern> Isn't that called Bollywood, and in India, not California?
18:19:26 <sbp> oh right
18:19:28 <sbp> typo
18:19:29 * darobin sings ~/o lolcat, baaaby lolcat!!!! o/~
18:19:38 <therethinker> Heh, you *can* do it in Hollywood, but
18:19:42 <_bjoern> lolpipz, bite darobin plz.
18:19:42 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DO YU HAVE HARD TIME COMPLETIN PROJECTZ?
18:19:45 <therethinker> you can do it outside of it, too
18:19:55 <_bjoern> lolpipz, depends on whether you bit darobin
18:19:55 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DO YU OFTEN SEEK PLEASURE? . KTHX.
18:20:03 <_bjoern> lolpipz, Y
18:20:03 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DO YU HAVE ONLY FEW FRIENDZ?
18:20:17 <_bjoern> lolpipz, plz define "ONLY FEW FRIENDZ"
18:20:21 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DO YU OFTEN PUT UDDERZ BEFOR YORESELF?
18:20:32 <_bjoern> lolpipz, when I am hungry, I might.
18:20:32 <lolpipz> _bjoern: R YU HUNGRY YU MITE VERY OFTEN?
18:20:37 * darobin sings ~/o the looooooolcat is a little place where we can get togeeeeether o/~
18:20:42 <sbp> nice favicon
18:20:44 <_bjoern> lolpipz, no, I wouldn't say that.
18:20:44 <lolpipz> _bjoern: GEE. SO WUT WOULD YU SAY?
18:20:53 <_bjoern> lolpipz, sekret
18:20:53 <lolpipz> _bjoern: R YU MAN OR WOMAN?
18:20:58 <_bjoern> lolpipz, guess!
18:20:58 <lolpipz> _bjoern: GUESZ WUT?
18:21:06 <_bjoern> lolpipz, teh anzwer
18:21:08 <lolpipz> _bjoern: WUT DO YU RILLEY WANTZ TO ASK ME?
18:21:35 <_bjoern> lolpipz, I WANTZ TO ASK U TO BITE DAROBIN
18:21:36 <lolpipz> _bjoern: I HAVENT HEARD ANYTHIN LIEK THAT BEFOR: SAID WANTSZ T ASK YU TO BITE DAROBIN. . KTHX.
18:21:48 <_bjoern> lolpipz, you aint gonna do it, are you?
18:22:13 <_bjoern> [silence]
18:22:28 <darobin> he works for the Dahut Inner Circle, he ain't gonna turn on me
18:22:33 <lolpipz> _bjoern: THAT WAZ MUH ORIGINAL INTENSHUN.
18:23:12 <sbp> lolpipz: permission to say "INTENSHUN" *denied*
18:23:13 <lolpipz> sbp: I CAN FOLLOW MANY THINZ, LIKEZ OUR DISCUSSHUN ABOUT . TRY BEIN MOAR OR LESZ SPECIFIC.
18:23:19 <darobin> you had your chance _bjoern, trying to turn my kin against myself now is foolish
18:23:47 <sbp> lolpipz: CAPITAL LETTARS
18:23:48 <lolpipz> sbp: DO YU PREFR BOOKZ OR TV?
18:24:02 <sbp> lolpipz: WHAT KIND OF DUMB SHIT QUESTION SI THAT?!! LOL
18:24:02 <darobin> lolpipz: sbp is being more or less genderic much more or less than specific
18:24:03 <lolpipz> sbp: WUT KINDZ OF DUMB SHIT QWESJUN SI THAT R THERE? THAT AR TEH VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT. JE SUIZ HEUREUSE QUE TU TROUVEZ ÇA AMUSANT.
18:24:03 <lolpipz> darobin: I THINK SBP AR TEH LOT OV THINZ.
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18:24:28 <sbp> glen_quagmire!
18:24:30 <sbp> hi there!
18:24:33 <_bjoern> lolpipz, say darobin i haz bitten u now kthxbye
18:24:34 <lolpipz> _bjoern: DAROBIN I HAZ BITTEN YU NOW KTHXBYE.
18:24:34 <glen_quagmire> can I say graphic cards have optimized matrix multiplications?
18:24:39 <sbp> what homework do you feebly want us to do for you t... aha
18:24:42 <darobin> phenny: "je suis heureuse que vous trouvez ça amusant"?
18:24:46 <phenny> darobin: "I am happy that you find that amusing" (fr)
18:24:47 <glen_quagmire> just like some cpus have fast floating point
18:25:05 <glen_quagmire> i'm making a presentation about bezier curves
18:25:08 <darobin> shame the English loses the feminine
18:25:11 <bancus> how is that funny c pronounced?
18:25:17 <glen_quagmire> bezier curves are good for approximating boobie structure
18:25:20 <sbp> ç?
18:25:24 <bancus> Is heureuse related to heuristic?
18:25:25 <bancus> Yeah.
18:25:25 <_bjoern> .gs funny *
18:25:26 <sbp> like an s
18:25:28 <phenny> picture (32), video (30), quote (8), t (7), joke (5), greeting (5), pic (4), myspace (4), stuff (3), storie (3), poetry (3), poem (3), flash (3), fact (3), clip (3), cat (3), bricks brick (3), animals picture (3), you (2), videos star war (2), undie (2), thing (2), stocking stuffer (2), sounds weird
18:25:30 <bancus> Huh.
18:25:34 <sbp> e.g. façade
18:25:34 <therethinker> Its pronounced like an s
18:25:36 <bancus> Why do they have that *and* s then?
18:25:36 <darobin> the wiggle underneath it represents an s
18:25:52 <glen_quagmire> fascade e x VS. s e x
18:25:53 <darobin> anyway, I'm off and unbitten, no matter what lolpipz agrees to *say*
18:25:54 <sbp> because it looks fucking rad
18:25:55 <therethinker> Because, c,a & sa are 2 different words
18:26:01 <bancus> And is it pronounced the same in Portugeuse?
18:26:03 <therethinker> Hah, that too
18:26:19 <darobin> because spelling is meant to be fucking hard
18:26:27 <sbp> ooh: ȩ
18:26:28 <therethinker> Well, verbs like commencer, you just add the squiggle sometimes
18:26:28 * bancus looks up how to make that character.
18:26:31 <sbp> .pc ȩ
18:26:33 <phenny> 0229: LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH CEDILLA (ȩ)
18:26:39 <sbp> Alt+C on OS X
18:26:40 <bancus> huh
18:26:48 <bancus> that's what I'm doing
18:26:48 <sbp> in Welsh layout at least
18:26:48 <therethinker> like... commençons
18:27:00 <bancus> either iTerm isn't letting it in, or screen doesn't like it, or irssi doesn't like it
18:27:00 <sbp> well, Alt+C and then C to make the char
18:27:12 <bancus> c
18:27:15 <bancus> did that show up?
18:27:20 <glen_quagmire> what does Alt mean? Alternate?
18:27:26 <glen_quagmire> I know Ctrl means Control
18:27:32 <bancus> Alternative I think.
18:27:42 <bancus> Or Alter.
18:27:50 <bancus> Or Altered.
18:28:01 <glen_quagmire> There's also Windows key and Fn key
18:28:08 <bancus> I don't have a Windows key.
18:28:13 <glen_quagmire> Caps is the only key that can be locked
18:28:14 <bancus> I have a command key.
18:28:20 <bancus> Also known as an "open apple key"
18:28:22 <glen_quagmire> also Num Lock and Scroll lock
18:28:24 <bancus> Or "that funny clover thing"
18:28:32 <sbp> PLACE OF INTEREST SIGN
18:28:38 <bancus> Yeah.
18:28:44 <jsled> Fn can be locked, too.
18:28:48 <glen_quagmire> when I use mac, I have to use clover key instead of ctrl
18:29:13 <glen_quagmire> macs even have Eject key
18:29:27 <glen_quagmire> Eject doesn't mean ejeculate. it means eject the cd
18:29:29 <_bjoern> ⌘
18:29:39 <_bjoern> .gc ejectaculate
18:29:41 <glen_quagmire> maybe it's clover + F15 or something
18:29:42 <phenny> ejectaculate: 0
18:30:02 <_bjoern> .ety ejaculate
18:30:05 <phenny> "1578, 'emit semen,' from L. ejaculatus, pp. of ejaculari, from ex- 'out' + jaculari 'to throw, dart,' from jaculum 'javelin,' from jacere 'to throw.' Only other surviving sense is 'exclaim suddenly' (1666)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ejaculate
18:30:16 <glen_quagmire> I like Pause/Break key the best
18:30:22 <glen_quagmire> I press it and i take a break
18:30:39 <glen_quagmire> If I press End key, the world ends
18:30:48 <bancus> I wonder if "jack off" is from jacere.
18:30:54 <glen_quagmire> Enter key of course brings me into the matrix
18:31:10 <jsled> .ety jack off
18:31:12 <phenny> "masc. proper name, 1218, probably an Anglicization of O.Fr. Jacques (which was a dim. of L. Jacobus, see Jacob), but in Eng. the name always has been associated with Johan, Jan 'John,' and some have argued that it is a native formation." - http://etymonline.com/?term=jack
18:31:21 <jsled> phenny: :P
18:31:35 <glen_quagmire> | this is a bar right?
18:31:41 <glen_quagmire> why space bar is also a bar?
18:31:44 <jsled> .pc |
18:31:46 <phenny> 007C: VERTICAL LINE (|)
18:31:51 <glen_quagmire> .pc
18:31:57 <glen_quagmire> .pc ' '
18:32:00 <phenny> 0027: APOSTROPHE (')
18:32:03 <phenny> 0020: SPACE ( )
18:32:06 <phenny> 0027: APOSTROPHE (')
18:32:39 <glen_quagmire> .pc
18:32:41 <phenny> 0016: <control> - SYNCHRONOUS IDLE ()
18:32:52 <glen_quagmire> .pc
18:32:55 <phenny> 0016: <control> - SYNCHRONOUS IDLE ()
18:32:58 <phenny> 0002: <control> - START OF TEXT ()
18:33:03 <therethinker> Sweet! By accident, I figured out how to make a capacitive touch sensor, the kind where you just touch 1 metal plate
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18:34:09 <bancus> .ety ditto
18:34:12 <phenny> "1625, Tuscan dial. ditto '(in) the said (month or year),' from It. detto, pp. of dire 'to say,' from L. dicere (see diction)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ditto
18:34:24 <glen_quagmire> .ety porn
18:34:26 <therethinker> Heh, interesting
18:34:27 <phenny> "1962, abbreviation of pornography (q.v.)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=porn
18:34:38 <bancus> .ety pornography
18:34:39 <therethinker> I believe it means "writing about prostitutes" in greek
18:34:41 <phenny> "1857, 'description of prostitutes,' from Fr. pornographie, from Gk. pornographos '(one) writing of prostitutes,' from porne 'prostitute,' originally 'bought, purchased' (with an original notion, probably of 'female slave sold for prostitution;' related to pernanai 'to [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=pornography
18:34:46 <bancus> ding!
18:34:52 <therethinker> Who rocks?!
18:35:04 <sbp> of, not about
18:35:07 <sbp> COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
18:35:25 <sbp> okay, I concede. you're our new resident porno expert
18:35:28 <glen_quagmire> .ety claus
18:35:28 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "claus". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=claus
18:35:35 <xover> a writing made up entirely of prostitutes.
18:35:41 <glen_quagmire> how do you read claus in santa claus?
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18:35:46 <glen_quagmire> is it like claws ?
18:35:51 <bancus> That's how I pronounce it.
18:35:59 <glen_quagmire> or close
18:36:01 <bancus> klahz
18:36:05 <therethinker> Claws
18:36:14 <jsled> clause
18:36:14 <xover> Like Klaus! Only with a less funny, and offensive to Germans, faux accent.
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18:36:53 <glen_quagmire> i thought it's similar to 'oo' in door. claus. cloos
18:37:15 <glen_quagmire> is s in claus z or s?
18:37:28 <xover> .wik Saint Nicholas
18:37:31 <phenny> "Saint Nicholas (Greek: Άγιος Νικόλαος , Agios Nikolaos, 'victory of the people') is the common name for Saint Nicholas, a Lycian saint and Bishop of Myra in Anatolia (in modern-day Antalya province, Turkey, though then it was a Greek-speaking Roman Province)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
18:37:49 <glen_quagmire> anyways. santa is a pedo.
18:37:57 <glen_quagmire> he's making' a list.
18:39:09 <xover> Worse, he sneaks around and spies on you when you're asleep!
18:41:19 <xover> BTW, did I mention Springsteen did “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” as an encore? :-)
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18:48:54 <therethinker> I'ev heard it
18:49:06 <therethinker> glen_quagmire: No way! I was litterally just realizing that this morning
18:50:47 <thelsdj> are you sure he's just not like michael jackson? he _really really_ loves children, but not in a sexual way? maybe he just wants to sleep _with_ them
18:51:18 <therethinker> What's the difference?
18:52:28 <thelsdj> maybe that he doesn't want to stick his penis in children?
18:52:59 <therethinker> He's santa! Does he even have one?
18:53:08 <sbp> ho ho ho
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18:53:17 * therethinker hopes he isn't going to be quoted
18:53:31 <sbp> "* therethinker hopes he isn't going to be quoted"
18:54:23 <thelsdj> did you guys hear what sbp said? he said: "* therethinker hopes he isn't going to be quoted"
18:54:27 <therethinker> .swhack "I'm not particularly quotable"
18:54:53 <therethinker> "thelsdj: did you guys hear what sbp said? he said: "* therethinker hopes he isn't going to be quoted"" Meta-meta-quote-riffic!
18:55:22 <phenny> therethinker: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-10-27#T14-07-30
18:55:55 *** therethinker changed the topic to: ""I'm not particularly quotable" - Arnia"
18:58:44 <therethinker> Uh oh
18:59:33 <therethinker> What?
18:59:37 <_bjoern> Q: IZ THIS SEKRET CODEZ OR SBP MASTURBATING WITH CHAN MODES ?
18:59:39 <therethinker> what are you doing?
18:59:44 <therethinker> I think so
18:59:47 <jsled> mmm mints.
18:59:48 <therethinker> The latter
19:00:03 <therethinker> Oh, he's trying tos pell something
19:00:06 <_bjoern> ENJOY YOURSELF
19:00:13 <therethinker> MINTS!
19:00:27 <therethinker> Help! SBP is trapped in a mint! Someone save him!
19:00:41 <sbp> that was fun
19:00:44 <_bjoern> MINTS CODE
19:01:07 <sbp> my client's going crazy at me now because of that
19:01:11 <sbp> I'm getting page after page of:
19:01:13 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack modes: +
19:01:15 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack created on Sun Nov 26 06:42:48 2006
19:01:17 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack modes: +
19:01:19 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack created on Sun Nov 26 06:42:48 2006
19:01:21 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack modes: +
19:01:24 <sbp> 19:56 *** Channel #swhack created on Sun Nov 26 06:42:48 2006
19:01:25 <sbp> but it was worth it
19:02:02 <sbp> could've spelled pints, but Freenode doesn't have a +/-p
19:02:08 <therethinker> Hehe
19:02:22 <thelsdj> oh i miss mints?
19:02:26 <sbp> yeah
19:02:27 <thelsdj> er o, i miss mints
19:02:32 <sbp> ô
19:03:10 <thelsdj> ô snap!
19:03:13 <therethinker> do you have some unicode for rly?
19:03:20 <_bjoern> .gc "militant agnostic"
19:03:22 <phenny> "militant agnostic": 20,700
19:03:23 <_bjoern> .gs militant *
19:03:25 <sbp> no, I just say rly after the ô
19:03:26 <phenny> jailed (6), eyad (5), suffragette (4), moderate (4), librarian (4), islam (4), hideout (4), atheist (4), agnostic (4), passion (3), obadiah shoher (3), nonviolence (3), libertarian (3), breastfeeding (3), video (2), ump (2), tendency (2), suffragist (2), site (2), singhsta (2), shortsword (2), platy
19:03:29 <sbp> it's good enough
19:03:36 <sbp> the reason for the circumflex is to show I'm being ironic
19:03:43 <sbp> so I only need one
19:03:47 <sbp> could put it anywhere, really
19:03:51 <therethinker> Yeah
19:03:54 <sbp> don't even have to use a circumflex
19:03:57 <_bjoern> Suffragette Beats Passion
19:03:58 <sbp> or̈ly
19:04:04 <_bjoern> yarly
19:04:07 <sbp> k
19:04:11 <_bjoern> np
19:04:13 <thelsdj> yearly?
19:04:17 <thelsdj> bi-yearly is cooler
19:04:25 <therethinker> ôr̈ly
19:04:41 <_bjoern> nanrly
19:04:46 <sbp> ö̈̈̈̈̈̈r̈̈̈̈̈̈̈l̈ŷ̈
19:04:49 <thelsdj> so i get to go see how much the fucked up the golden compass tonight
19:04:57 <therethinker> Heh
19:04:58 <_bjoern> .gc apatheist
19:05:00 <phenny> apatheist: 18,200
19:06:15 <sbp> .gc agnoschtick
19:06:17 <phenny> agnoschtick: 1
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19:10:43 <thelsdj> .gc agnostochic
19:10:46 <phenny> agnostochic: 0
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19:12:51 <sbp> hey bes
19:13:09 <bes> hey sbp
19:13:17 <thelsdj> oh no!
19:13:21 * sbp tries to work out who you are...
19:13:22 <thelsdj> its an attack of the 3 letter nicks!
19:13:38 <bes> thelsdj don't be afraid
19:13:48 <sbp> no more afraid than usual, at least
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19:14:13 <sbp> alright, I give up. who are you?
19:14:23 <MoiraA> helllo
19:14:28 <sbp> hi MoiraA
19:14:46 <MoiraA> I've got my rebuild up and running
19:14:55 <jsled> ¡hello!
19:15:10 <MoiraA> though whether I'm going to have to reinstal vista remains to be seen
19:15:11 <jsled> ¡hello!
19:15:30 <thelsdj> jsled: 429 xmoto levels beat
19:15:34 <jsled> nice.
19:15:38 <jsled> ☺
19:16:05 <MoiraA> want to hear the specs?
19:16:10 * MoiraA is dying to show it off
19:16:37 <MoiraA> no? oh well :/
19:16:47 <thelsdj> unless its 4 core and 8gb of ram its not cool enough :P (j/k, what is it?)
19:17:15 <MoiraA> 4 core isn't value for money yet
19:17:30 <MoiraA> its an intel pentium, dual core, raw clock speed 2 ghz
19:17:46 * sbp peers at http://bibsonomy.org/user/bes trying to derive information
19:17:50 <thelsdj> do you mean core2duo?
19:17:55 <MoiraA> 2GB DDR2RAM running at - hmm, 600 mhz?
19:17:57 <MoiraA> hang on
19:17:59 <thelsdj> no such thing as apentium anymore i don't think
19:18:37 <MoiraA> 667 mhz
19:18:46 <sbp> hmm. Frédéric Bes is the best match I've found so far...
19:19:06 <MoiraA> it's an intel pentium dual core
19:19:29 <MoiraA> 500GB internal SATA drive, 2 x 200GB external SATA drives
19:19:46 <MoiraA> graphics card I haven't fitted yet as I'm waiting for the heatsink
19:19:51 <MoiraA> everything is fanless
19:19:56 <MoiraA> fanless 300W PSU
19:20:07 <MoiraA> foxconn mobo
19:20:19 <MoiraA> 22" widescreen monitor
19:20:27 <MoiraA> surround sound speakers and sound card
19:20:35 <thelsdj> not bad
19:20:37 * sbp finds http://www.gnowsis.org/ont/kissology.html whilst looking up bes
19:20:39 <MoiraA> 2 x optical drives, but waiting for one to arrive
19:20:46 <sbp> phenny: tell leobard chuckle at http://www.gnowsis.org/ont/kissology.html
19:20:48 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when leobard is around.
19:20:57 <thelsdj> why would you want 2 optical drives/
19:21:03 <MoiraA> one will be DVD-RAM RW, the one in is just DVD-ROM, but I'll soon to be able to copy on the fly
19:21:16 <thelsdj> ya i guess for copying its useful
19:22:33 <thelsdj> think of it this way though, if you make an image of a dvd (intermediate step with one drive) then you don't need the disk to make a second copy :)
19:22:43 <MoiraA> well
19:22:49 <thelsdj> so personally, i'd never have use for a second drive
19:22:50 <MoiraA> anyway I have the option
19:23:00 <MoiraA> and the case is an Antec P190 second version
19:23:09 <MoiraA> also got a floppy
19:23:11 * thelsdj is saving up for hd-dvd or blu-ray writer
19:23:19 <MoiraA> running Vista Ultimate
19:23:28 <MoiraA> and a small partition for xp just for those programs that need it
19:23:46 <MoiraA> oh and best of all
19:23:54 <MoiraA> as well as my Canon photoprinter and scanner
19:24:09 <MoiraA> I have a Dell colour laser printer, set up to run as a network printer
19:24:17 <MoiraA> so now people can print without turning on my pc
19:25:39 <MoiraA> memory card reader, headphones andusb hub, router with maxdsl connection just about completes the setup
19:25:51 <MoiraA> everything is fanless
19:26:16 <thelsdj> wheres the headset with microphone and webcam?
19:26:43 <MoiraA> webcam I have
19:26:52 <MoiraA> but it doesn't work with vista
19:26:59 <MoiraA> however, this is why I've also got xp
19:27:20 <MoiraA> and with iReboot, I can quickly change operating systems
19:27:38 <MoiraA> god, I have the whole xp partition to set up too
19:28:00 <MoiraA> could be doing more of that I suppose while I wait to see if ultimate starts counting down to activation or not
19:29:13 * MoiraA basks in the joy of it all
19:29:19 <MoiraA> cheered me up no end anyway
19:29:32 <MoiraA> something to motivate me to get out of bed in the mornings - setting up my new pc
19:30:13 <sbp> mmm... new-PC joy
19:31:22 <_bjoern> .gc "oxy moron"
19:31:24 <phenny> "oxy moron": 6,810
19:32:38 <MoiraA> well, it helps my depression sbp!
19:33:05 <sbp> yeah
19:34:52 <sbp> "Kissing in this property means to touch with the lips or press the lips against someone's mouth or other body part as an expression of love."
19:36:06 <_bjoern> sounds like from the british sex education video I skimmed over earlier.
19:37:18 <sbp> oh?
19:37:46 <sbp> I love the formal sex education videos
19:38:09 <sbp> by the time I got to college they started to make them sensibly, which was annoying
19:38:11 <sbp> ironically
19:38:19 <clsn> Somewhere I managed to download a copy of Disney's "The Story of Menstruation." If only for the title.
19:38:26 <sbp> !
19:38:39 <sdkay> ...Disney's...
19:38:56 <sbp> time for an IT Crowd quote!
19:38:59 <clsn> Of course. Whom else would you trust to educate your children?
19:39:12 <sbp> big one, but:
19:39:13 <sbp> [[[
19:39:20 <sbp> Jen: I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
19:39:22 <sbp> Moss: Do you not like aunt Irma? I have an aunt like that.
19:39:24 <sbp> Jen: It's my time of the month!
19:39:26 <sbp> Roy: Oh.
19:39:28 <sbp> Moss: What time of the month? The weekend? Does aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
19:39:30 <sbp> Jen: You know, it's high tide.
19:39:32 <sbp> Moss: But we're not on the coast.
19:39:34 <sbp> Roy: Moss!
19:39:36 <sbp> Jen: I'm closed for maintenance.
19:39:38 <sbp> Moss: Closed for maintenance?
19:39:40 <sbp> Roy: Moss!
19:39:42 <sbp> Jen: I've fallen to the Communists.
19:39:44 <sbp> Moss: Well, they do have some strong arguments.
19:39:46 <sbp> Roy: Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie!
19:39:50 <sbp> Moss: Oh, okay.
19:39:52 <sbp> ]]]
19:39:54 <sbp> IT Crowd <3
19:39:58 <sdkay> heh
19:40:06 <sbp> Linehan: if you're reading this BLOODY WELL STOP AND GET BACK TO WORK ON SERIES THREE
19:40:10 <sbp> SLACKER
19:40:19 <clsn> Yeah, someone once tried to tell me subtly like that and I totally missed it for a few sentences.
19:40:24 <sbp> (also we love you. GET BACK TO WORK)
19:40:32 <sbp> hehe
19:40:58 <jsled> heh. Aunt Flo might be too obvious, but Aunt Irma?
19:41:13 <clsn> The person who tried to tell me used "Aunt Flo." And I still missed it.
19:42:52 <jsled> Heh. I seem to have broken the logs: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-12-07#T19-14-46
19:43:16 <sbp> hahaha
19:43:31 <sbp> .unicode bidi
19:43:34 <phenny> Sorry, no results found for "BIDI".
19:43:37 <jsled> Now I try a LRO to fix:
19:43:37 <sbp> .unicode overri
19:43:40 <phenny> U+202D LEFT-TO-RIGHT OVERRIDE ()
19:43:51 <jsled> There we go.
19:43:54 <sbp> whoo
19:43:59 <clsn> Coolie beanies! Gotta watch for those RLOs I guess.
19:44:09 <sbp> yeah
19:44:14 <sbp> you log haxxor
19:44:54 <jsled> Wow. Firefox range-selection is inverted inside an RLO'ed section. Weird.
19:45:15 <clsn> It has to be.
19:45:27 <clsn> Otherwise it makes no sense. Or imagine in RTL text.
19:46:06 <clsn> If you start selecting from the middle of the line downward, "obviously" it's the *end* of that line that has to be selected, whether that end trails left or right.
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20:00:03 <jsled> .title http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,140390-c,hackers/article.html
20:00:05 <phenny> jsled: PC World - Hackers Launch Major Attack on US Military Labs
20:00:44 <sbp> deltab: HIGNFY
20:00:50 <sbp> people: HIGNFY
20:00:55 <sbp> I AM TELLING YOU THAT HIGNFY
20:01:11 <Jabberwock> I've only had 1 spam since I implemented greylisting as opposed to 30+ an hour before
20:05:42 <sbp> Jack Dee!
20:07:35 <laplink> .title http://pixelmator.com/weblog/2007/12/06/pixelmator-team-releases-pixelmator-11-kitten/
20:07:38 <phenny> laplink: Pixelmator | Weblog | Pixelmator Team Releases Pixelmator 1.1 Kitten
20:09:19 <laplink> 100 new Filters and Third-Party Filter Support (Core Image Units & Quartz Composer Compositions).
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20:33:04 <sbp> that was hilarious
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20:45:52 <laplink> Philip Pullman needs to take a highscool level Creative Writing class!
20:46:23 <laplink> Reading this stuff is like pulling teeth, except without the fun bits.
20:47:45 <thelsdj> i enjoyed the his dark materials series when i read it a few years ago, don't remember it being painful to read
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20:48:49 <laplink> Read some Stephen Donaldson (feel free to hate it) and then try going back to Pullman.
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20:49:26 <laplink> The man just simply does not know how to write.
20:50:10 <laplink> Which is a crying shame because he seems to have some good ideas somewhere in there.
20:50:25 <thelsdj> i got turned off to donaldson when my father described some cercumstances from the thomas covenant series years ago, never read any myself, maybe someday
20:51:20 <laplink> Opinions differ on Donaldson, but he has a grasp of the language like few others.
20:51:48 <laplink> (many find him long-winded and boring)
20:52:12 <thelsdj> Guy Gavriel Kay is the stick that i measure writing quality against
20:53:05 <thelsdj> this is the only thing i've read that comes close to Kay: http://www.amazon.com/Name-Wind-Kingkiller-Chronicle-Day/dp/075640407X
20:53:28 <laplink> Hmm. The name has popped up a lot, but I've not yet got around to reading anything by him.
20:54:29 * laplink adds Kay and Rothfuss to The List…
20:54:53 <Jabberwock> Anyone have sensible tips for DB design for a shopping cart where products have options?
20:54:56 <Jabberwock> Is size, color, etc
20:55:13 <Jabberwock> I could have a product_options table that has product_id, but when incrementing the quantity.. I would think it would re-add the same product
20:55:30 <thelsdj> well theres 2 parts to it also
20:55:36 <thelsdj> displaying the options for an item
20:55:42 <thelsdj> and then storing the choice for an order
20:56:17 <pierpa> .gs green *
20:56:20 <phenny> card (5), lake (4), for (4), teacher (3), roof (3), i (3), giant (3), car journal (3), car (3), building (3), volunteer (2), tortoise (2), tag (2), supplyline (2), seal (2), santa (2), restaurant (2), power (2), party (2), paper (2), map (2), living tip (2), lentil (2), laser (2), lantern (2), iguan
20:56:44 <pierpa> .gs red *
20:56:46 <phenny> wing (5), hat (5), lion (4), deer (4), swingline stapler (3), swingline (3), herring (3), fox (3), feather (3), book (3), bluff (3), wine (2), wagon (2), tube (2), tide (2), tent (2), string (2), sparowe (2), sox (2), rocket (2), robin (2), rhino (2), raider (2), protection (2), paperclip (2), panda
20:57:28 <laplink> What! No Red Right Hand!?!
20:57:39 <thelsdj> .gs * right hand
20:57:42 <phenny> etonic (5), upper (4), thy (2), moissanite (2), fingerstylin (2), fates (2), crankarm (2), bm (2), ascensions (2), zazzmatazzes, your, trumps, title, shark, s, quotmikes, quot, proper, moev, mens, maxfli weathermax, mastedon, leftys, klein, in, her, hand, flemings, destructions, black, biesemeyer, a
20:57:57 <thelsdj> wtf
20:58:02 <thelsdj> not even there?
20:58:06 <thelsdj> .gs red right *
20:58:09 <phenny> hand (30), ankle (10), hander (9), (6), returning (5), return (5), handed (4), panel (3), arrow (3), arm (3), ytio (2), tomato (2), hand lyric (2), dlpfc (2), cankle (2), winger, trf, somatosensory, sidebar, side boxsterboxster, should, rotund, ro, returning refer, reducersrunning, redright, rear,
20:58:14 <thelsdj> .gs red * hand
20:58:16 <phenny> right (9), prysock (6), sweep (4), sox (4), roses (4), chinoiserie (4), x (3), wing (3), raiders (3), pepper platter (3), clover (3), wine (2), velour (2), tablecloth (2), smartstick (2), second (2), poppiesthis (2), manmade (2), lacquer (2), hanging hamsa (2), hamsa (2), gripmaster (2), flares (2),
20:58:23 <laplink> Ah.
20:59:46 <Jabberwock> thelsdj: Hmmm...
21:00:01 <pierpa> what's a red right hand?
21:00:18 <pierpa> .g "red right hand"
21:00:20 <laplink> pierpa: Pray you never find out!
21:00:21 <phenny> pierpa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrodaLzfi5s
21:00:22 <Jabberwock> Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds?
21:00:41 <thelsdj> its used in a lot of soundtracks
21:00:56 <thelsdj> Scream, X-Files, others I can't think of at the moment
21:00:58 <Jabberwock> thelsdj: What if I have 2 of the same product, but one childrens size and one adults?
21:00:58 <pierpa> hmmmm
21:01:10 <Jabberwock> I'm helping a friend out. I can not recall how I did this 2 yeas ago
21:01:12 <Jabberwock> years
21:01:26 <thelsdj> Jabberwock: you should store them as 2 different records in orders
21:01:26 <Jabberwock> I had a product_options table with product_id, sku_override, option, value
21:01:53 <Jabberwock> thelsdj: True! So he won't be able to have quantity?
21:02:08 <thelsdj> well, you can do both, but that would be 1 of each, not 2 of the same
21:02:16 <thelsdj> i mean you could have 2 adult and 3 children
21:02:53 <Jabberwock> Trying to wrap my brain around how to store/display that grouped
21:02:59 <thelsdj> you don't
21:03:14 <thelsdj> unless quanitity is > 1 then you wouldn't display it grouped at all
21:03:57 <Jabberwock> So if quantity > 1 then I examine product.options to see if there are any variations?
21:04:40 <thelsdj> just so we are clear are we talking about displaying catalog or an individual order?
21:06:02 <Jabberwock> both
21:06:14 <Jabberwock> The catalog is easy enough. I just go through each option and output it
21:06:21 <Jabberwock> Displaying the order summary is what is throwing me off
21:07:49 <thelsdj> ok, so you should have 2 tables, for order, items and options
21:08:14 <thelsdj> for each item in the order you'll look for entries in the options table for the primary key
21:08:34 <thelsdj> (you could have a cache column that says whether theres any options for the item)
21:08:42 <Jabberwock> true
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21:08:56 <Jabberwock> I wasn't sure if I was overcomplicating things. Apparently not
21:09:03 <Jabberwock> I'll bbiab. Thanks a lot, thelsdj
21:09:13 <thelsdj> so you could have an item of quantity 2 that has options, but that would mean BOTH would have the same exact options
21:09:24 <thelsdj> if you wanted to have different options, you'd have 2 item entries
21:09:29 <thelsdj> each with their own options records
21:10:13 <thelsdj> and when displaying, you don't need to do anything special, each item would have its own display with options and quantity if it has them
21:10:53 <Jabberwock> yeah...
21:10:56 <Jabberwock> Thanks!
21:11:00 <thelsdj> np
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21:23:35 <therethinker> Pixelmator... seems very familiar
21:23:50 <therethinker> Is that that thing where you doodle by banging on the keyboard?
21:24:01 <therethinker> oh, no
21:25:40 <laplink> Photoshop killer wannabe, built on various hip Cocoa technologies.
21:25:49 <therethinker> Ah
21:25:55 <therethinker> http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/239/The+Photoshop+Wizard -- slightly fitting
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21:30:18 <laplink> .title http://www.screencastsonline.com/sco/files/SCO0117-pixelmator.html
21:30:21 <phenny> laplink: SCO0117 - Pixelmator - Image editing for the rest of us! | Graphics | ScreenCastsOnline
21:31:48 <thelsdj> but what about image editing for the people who aren't the rest of us?
21:39:32 <sdkay> They presumably use Photoshop?
21:56:26 <perigrin> phenny, tell sbp he's hoobalicious
21:56:28 <phenny> perigrin: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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22:12:59 <glen_quagmire> .ety hoobalicious
22:13:02 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "hoobalicious". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=hoobalicious
22:14:41 <perigrin> .ety hoobacious
22:14:43 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "hoobacious". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=hoobacious
22:14:54 <perigrin> .ety tiddlypeep
22:14:56 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "tiddlypeep". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=tiddlypeep
22:15:48 <laplink> .w illimitable
22:15:51 <phenny> illimitable a. 1: Without limits in extent or size or quantity.
22:16:04 <laplink> .ety illimitable
22:16:06 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "illimitable". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=illimitable
22:16:31 <aspect> .gc illimitable
22:16:33 <phenny> illimitable: 230,000
22:16:54 <laplink> .gs illimitable *
22:16:57 <phenny> (7), dominion (5), veldt (4), ocean (4), sway (3), utterne (2), unimagined (2), tomb (2), synonym (2), superior (2), space (2), plain (2), pastless futurele (2), nebulie (2), macrocosm (2), in (2), gilded swill (2), freedom (2), expanse (2), bifurcated (2), ardour indomptible (2), wiktionary, whims
22:17:03 <laplink> .gs * illimitable
22:17:06 <phenny> of (2), him (2), any (2), tawney, does
22:17:12 <perigrin> .gs * hoobacious
22:17:14 <phenny> of
22:17:27 <perigrin> .gs * hoobalicious
22:17:29 <phenny> * hoobalicious: No results!
22:25:20 <glen_quagmire> .wik math e
22:25:23 <phenny> "In mathematics, e denotes one of the most important irrational numbers in mathematics,[1]| along with the additive identity 0, the multiplicative identity 1, the imaginary unit i, and π, the ratio of the circumference of any circle to its diameter. e can be defined in [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)
23:14:17 <glen_quagmire> .wik how to get a girlfriend
23:14:21 <phenny> "'Hate Floats' is the second episode in the second season of The Venture Bros." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_Floats
23:15:08 <jsled> Great show.... oh, that's a great episode, too.
23:16:13 <jsled> [[[
23:16:14 <jsled> At the mall, Dr. Venture takes Dean to get his surprise birthday present. Much to Dean’s dismay, the present turns out be a jumpsuit, which Dr. Venture insists is a "speedsuit", clothing for the "science-minded man who knows both comfort and ease and demands them from his clothing."
23:16:19 <jsled> ]]] - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_Floats
23:20:42 <deltab> is it about the problem cause by representation error when using IEEE 754?
23:21:09 <glen_quagmire> it looks like a tv show. the only tv show i watch is LOST
23:21:10 <deltab> hmm, doesn't look like it
23:26:49 <therethinker> heh, love that show
23:26:53 <therethinker> (LOST)
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