00:00:24 <sbp> got it, thanks
00:00:26 <sbp> implementing
00:00:32 <nslater> \o/
00:01:04 <cre8radix|afk> sbp: send me an update note, willya!?
00:01:12 <sbp> an update note?
00:01:28 <cre8radix|afk> once you got phenny2
00:01:31 <sbp> oh, yep
00:01:35 <sbp> it'll be fairly easy
00:02:05 <sbp> okay, made the changes to reload and search...
00:02:20 <sbp> .cp test
00:02:21 <phenny> sbp: .cp has been replaced by .u
00:02:39 <nslater> .u floral heart
00:02:40 <phenny> U+2766 FLORAL HEART (❦)
00:02:45 <nslater> awe yeeah
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00:03:00 <sbp> phenny: reload clock
00:03:06 <phenny> NameError: global name 'self' is not defined (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/reload.py", line 26, in f_reload)
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00:03:10 <nslater> ouch
00:03:11 * sbp sobs
00:03:39 <bjoern_> ur breakin our toys.
00:03:43 <nslater> tsk tsk, calling staticmethods as classmethods...
00:04:00 <sbp> nope, I just got the variable name wrong
00:04:03 <nslater> oh
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00:04:58 <sbp> okay, I tested it in advance this time!
00:04:58 <Arnia> nslater: plus I need to get EPSRC excited, which may be harder. Still everyone I've spoken to thus far seems quite eager for the project to go ahead. It is so big though.
00:04:58 <Arnia> nslater: Everything from the technical (how do we implement these diffuse clouds of knowledge? how do we seek new knowledge in them?) and logical (what logic should be used to reason with uncertainty?) to the environmental (how do we embody these clouds and let people interact with them?)
00:05:12 <sbp> phenny: reload clock
00:05:13 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.clock' from '/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/clock.pyc'> (version: 2008-02-21 12:26:55)
00:05:15 <sbp> whoo
00:05:19 <sbp> .t
00:05:20 <phenny> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:27:26 GMT
00:05:23 <sbp> excellent
00:05:34 <Arnia> Certainly, a conventional desktop computer or browser is inadequate as a primary interaction metaphor
00:05:38 *** cre8radix|afk is now known as cre8radix
00:05:42 * Arnia wants to get working
00:05:53 <nslater> .g EPSRC
00:05:54 <phenny> nslater: http://www.epsrc.ac.uk/
00:06:00 <Arnia> I have so many ideas as to how to do it, and I want to test them
00:06:02 <nslater> .title http://www.epsrc.ac.uk/
00:06:03 <phenny> Can't connect to /default.htm
00:06:07 <nslater> fail
00:06:17 <Arnia> nslater: Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council
00:06:28 <nslater> sbp: bug tiem ^
00:06:35 <nslater> "The EPSRC is the source of official information about engineering and physical sciences research grants and funding."
00:06:40 <sbp> hmm
00:06:40 <nslater> That explains a lot... ;)
00:06:50 <sbp> .head http://www.epsrc.ac.uk/ Location
00:06:51 <phenny> Location: /default.htm
00:07:14 <xover> .t
00:07:14 <phenny> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:29:20 GMT
00:07:17 <xover> .tock
00:07:17 <phenny> "Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:29:23 GMT" - tycho.usno.navy.mil
00:07:29 <xover> .val http://validator.w3.org/
00:07:35 <xover> .val http://localhost/
00:07:47 <xover> .head http://www.google.com
00:07:47 <phenny> Status: 200 (for more, try ".head uri header")
00:07:48 <sbp> nslater: "The field value consists of a single absolute URI." - RFC 2616
00:07:58 <sbp> validate needs to be ported, @@
00:08:05 <xover> .head http://www.google.com
00:08:06 <phenny> Status: 200 (for more, try ".head uri header")
00:08:06 <xover> .head http://www.google.com
00:08:06 <phenny> Status: 200 (for more, try ".head uri header")
00:08:27 <xover> Hmm. Needs at least nick prefix I think.
00:08:31 <sbp> nslater: I'll allow for it anyway. accept liberal
00:08:40 <sbp> I'm going to change .head quite a bir
00:08:41 <sbp> ...bit
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00:08:55 <xover> .acronym sbp
00:09:10 <sbp> acronym is gone, not to return
00:09:17 <xover> .pc Ç
00:09:17 <phenny> xover: .pc has been replaced by .u
00:09:21 <xover> .u Ç
00:09:21 <phenny> U+00C7 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA (Ç)
00:09:22 <sbp> give me a while and I'm going to document all these things
00:09:27 <xover> No!
00:09:28 <sbp> so that it'll act like .pc just did
00:09:34 <xover> .img pron
00:09:40 <sbp> img hasn't worked for *years*
00:09:48 <sbp> even in the old phenny
00:09:55 <xover> .calc 666 USD in NOK
00:10:03 <xover> .seen sbp
00:10:03 <sbp> calc needs to be ported to Frink
00:10:04 <phenny> xover: I last saw sbp at 2008-02-21 12:31:55 UTC on #swhack
00:10:14 <xover> .map 9021
00:10:20 <sbp> heh, map. that's gone
00:10:26 <xover> .weather Tromsø
00:10:27 <phenny> KeyError: u'\xf8' (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/weather.py", line 29, in location)
00:10:36 <xover> .weather LARF
00:10:37 <phenny> LARF: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
00:10:38 <sbp> yikes
00:10:40 <sbp> fixing that
00:10:47 <xover> .wik Sbp
00:10:48 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Sbp".
00:10:52 <xover> .wik Fuck
00:10:53 <phenny> "Fuck is an English word that, as a verb, literally means 'to have sexual intercourse with.' Its use is generally considered censurable and offensive in most formal circles, but may also be rather common or expected in certain situations or social groups." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck
00:12:03 <sbp> .weather Tromsø
00:12:03 <phenny> Stop it Sean. It hurts when you rearrange my innards like that!
00:12:06 <phenny> UnicodeDecodeError: 'ascii' codec can't decode byte 0xe2 in position 26: ordinal not in range(128) (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/irc.py", line 46, in write)
00:12:08 <sbp> heh, heh
00:12:25 <sbp> what! it just worked on the other channel...
00:12:27 <xover> .karma sbp
00:12:39 <xover> phenny: reload sbp
00:12:43 <sbp> 12:33 <sbp> .weather Tromsø
00:12:43 <sbp> 12:34 <phenny> Cloudy, 3℃, 983mb, Light breeze 2m/s (4kt) (↑) - ENTC 13:20, 1220Z
00:12:54 <sbp> phenny!
00:13:05 <sbp> great, now she's dead
00:13:14 <xover> heh heh
00:13:21 <bjoern_> SBP - Toy Destroyer
00:13:33 <sbp> all your toys are belong to the state of being fixed
00:13:48 <bjoern_> Don't cheat bot death.
00:13:53 <sbp> hehe
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00:14:50 <cre8radix> phenny!
00:15:05 <sbp> I don't understand the UnicodeDecodeError
00:15:30 <bjoern_> It's trying to use the ascii codec even though it shouldn't.
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00:16:04 <sbp> yeah, but it shouldn't be shouldn't
00:16:05 <bjoern_> Now of all things you've angered peer.
00:16:20 *** bjoern_ is now known as _bjoern
00:16:21 <sbp> well peer's pretty angry all the time
00:16:40 <sbp> .weather Tromsø
00:16:42 <phenny> ...
00:16:45 <sbp> hehe
00:16:51 <sbp> I overused that command in testing...
00:16:52 <sbp> phenny!
00:16:53 <phenny> sbp!
00:16:56 <_bjoern> .weather München
00:16:56 <sbp> .u ㋡
00:16:57 <phenny> Cloudy, 9℃, 1025mb, Gentle breeze 15km/h (8kt) (↑) - EDMO 13:20, 1220Z
00:16:58 <phenny> U+32E1 CIRCLED KATAKANA TU (㋡)
00:16:59 <sbp> thanks
00:17:58 <_bjoern> .weather 東京
00:18:00 <phenny> Cloudy, 9℃, 1022mb, Light air 3kt (↑) - RJTT 21:30, 1230Z
00:18:22 <_bjoern> non-ascii in the weather data?
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00:18:39 <sbp> nope, .write is the command which sends data to the server
00:18:42 <sbp> really, really low level
00:19:08 <sbp> it should only be receiving bytes, because the only command that calls it natively converts it all to bytes
00:19:15 <sbp> somehow it's received some unicode
00:19:27 <sbp> and it's all "wtf, better convart this to byeits lol!!"
00:19:38 <sbp> but because it's a dipfuck, it doesn't know how and tries to use the ascii codec
00:19:40 <sbp> and fails
00:19:55 <_bjoern> it's a DecodeError, not an EncodeError?
00:20:07 <sbp> huh, that's a point
00:20:13 <sbp> in that case I doubly don't understand it!
00:20:28 <sbp> I suppose it's getting a mix of unicode and bytes and trying to coerce them all to unicode then
00:20:40 <nslater> that makes sense
00:20:54 <nslater> if your doing a concat python does that automagically
00:21:43 <sbp> yeah
00:21:55 <sbp> couldn't remember which way around it did it
00:21:59 <sbp> I dunno what the rules are for it in general
00:22:11 <sbp> phenny: reload freenode
00:22:12 <phenny> sbp: <module 'opt.freenode' from '/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/opt/freenode.py'> (version: 2008-02-21 12:43:38)
00:22:13 <nslater> unicode + str = unicode
00:22:15 <sbp> .map 90210
00:22:16 <phenny> sbp: the .map command has been removed; ask sbp for details
00:22:22 <sbp> I am sbp!
00:22:26 <nslater> fail
00:22:29 <sbp> phenny: ask sbp for details
00:22:30 <phenny> You can ask yourself that.
00:22:33 <sbp> 'k
00:22:44 <nslater> phenny: ask sbp wtf?
00:22:45 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
00:22:53 <sbp> zomgfck
00:22:54 <phenny> sbp: 12:44Z <nslater> ask sbp wtf?
00:23:01 <_bjoern> phenny, tell bjoern_ chg ur n1ck plz
00:23:01 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when bjoern_ is around.
00:23:07 <sbp> hehe
00:23:18 <sbp> okay, let's port validate.py
00:27:58 <sbp> phenny: reload freenode
00:27:59 <phenny> sbp: <module 'opt.freenode' from '/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/opt/freenode.py'> (version: 2008-02-21 12:48:47)
00:28:01 <sbp> phenny: reload validate
00:28:02 <phenny> sbp: <module 'modules.validate' from '/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/validate.pyc'> (version: 2008-02-21 12:50:09)
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00:28:09 <sbp> .check http://www.w3.org/
00:28:11 <phenny> www.w3.org/ is Valid
00:28:33 <nslater> .check inamidst.com
00:28:45 <sbp> http: is required
00:28:49 <sbp> perhaps I should disrequire it
00:28:51 <nslater> why?
00:29:03 <sbp> PERHAPS I SHOULD DISREQUIRE IT
00:29:07 <_bjoern> .check is a terrible name for this.
00:29:08 <nslater> lol
00:29:15 <sbp> _bjoern: it's what validator.w3.org uses!
00:29:19 <nslater> sorry, i suffered from typing lag
00:29:22 <sbp> :-)
00:29:26 <nslater> .check http://inamidst.com
00:29:27 <phenny> inamidst.com is Abort
00:29:31 <nslater> lolololol
00:29:33 <_bjoern> well it does not use a bare "check"
00:29:38 <sbp> I don't like .val though
00:29:40 *** nslater changed the topic to: "< phenny> inamidst.com is Abort"
00:29:41 <sbp> got a suggestion?
00:30:03 <cthompson> .validate
00:30:04 <_bjoern> A bad one like .w3cok?
00:30:04 <phenny> cthompson: .validate has been replaced by .check
00:30:11 <cthompson> well there you go
00:30:19 <nslater> i prefer validate, or val
00:30:42 <sbp> I don't like either
00:30:53 <sbp> validate is too long, and val looks like you're calling the webpage Valerie
00:30:58 <nslater> check is vacuous
00:31:06 <nslater> void of meaning
00:31:16 <nslater> may as well call it "operation" or "dostuff"
00:31:27 <sbp> suggest alternatives then
00:31:31 <nslater> val ;)
00:31:38 <sbp> val is crap
00:31:39 <nslater> valid
00:31:40 <_bjoern> .thesaurus validate
00:31:50 <_bjoern> thx for breaking phenny
00:31:51 <sbp> thesaurus is um pending porting... :-)
00:31:52 <Monty> I can't find any alternative words for is um pending porting... :-)
00:31:58 <nslater> .pedant? .markup-nazi?
00:31:59 <sbp> thesaurus validate
00:32:00 <Monty> I can't find any alternative words for validate
00:32:08 <sbp> hehe, markup-nazi works for me
00:32:10 <xover> .compare "Princess Amidala" "Princess Fuckmeharder"
00:32:10 <phenny> xover: .compare has been replaced by .comp or .gco; you choose!
00:32:15 <nslater> .nazi for short
00:32:20 <_bjoern> phenny2 sux
00:32:29 <sbp> you'll get used to it
00:32:33 <sbp> give it chance to grow
00:32:34 <_bjoern> nu
00:32:36 <sbp> .comp "Princess Amidala" "Princess Fuckmeharder"
00:32:37 <sbp> hehe
00:32:38 <phenny> KeyError: 'estimatedCount' (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/search.py", line 39, in count)
00:32:44 <sbp> oh bloody hell
00:32:46 <nslater> fail
00:33:51 <sbp> hmm
00:33:54 <sbp> .gcs might be better
00:33:59 <sbp> yeah, like .gcs
00:34:08 <sbp> googlecounts
00:34:44 <nslater> how about .wc for w3c check
00:34:52 <_bjoern> word count
00:34:53 <nslater> error
00:34:59 <nslater> .wv w3c validate
00:35:31 <sbp> eh, I'll just restore .val
00:35:32 <nslater> i dont like that actually, ignore me
00:37:37 <sbp> .gcs "Princess Amidala" "Princess Fuckmeharder"
00:37:39 <phenny> "Princess Amidala" (11,100), "Princess Fuckmeharder" (0)
00:37:44 <sbp> .val http://inamidst.com/
00:37:47 <phenny> http://inamidst.com/ is Invalid (7 errors)
00:37:50 <sbp> .val http://www.w3.org/
00:37:51 <phenny> http://www.w3.org/ is Valid
00:37:54 <sbp> .val www.w3.org
00:37:56 <phenny> http://www.w3.org is Valid
00:38:00 <sbp> .v http://example.org/
00:38:00 <phenny> sbp: .v has been replaced by .val
00:38:04 <sbp> there
00:38:11 <sbp> .compare p q
00:38:11 <phenny> sbp: .compare has been replaced by .gcs (googlecounts)
00:41:39 <sbp> .calc 5 + 3
00:41:40 <phenny> sbp: .calc is not yet ported to the new codebase, sorry!
00:42:10 <_bjoern> .dontbeannoying
00:42:23 <sbp> feel free to port calc.py yourself
00:42:43 <sbp> THOUGHT SO
00:42:55 * sbp works on it right now
00:43:25 <_bjoern> I suggest we form a resistance group and run our own rogue phenny1.
00:43:28 <sbp> heheh
00:43:34 <nslater> i agree...
00:43:46 <nslater> i might bring 9 plums into the channel
00:43:59 <sbp> the cruft that you love so much will slowly reaccumulate
00:44:01 <sbp> it's bound to
00:44:52 <sbp> I think for the most part you won't even notice
00:45:04 <sbp> it's only because you're trying to break her, and it's a bit buggy still
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00:45:07 <Monty> howdy, phenny-oldskool
00:45:15 <sbp> .g test
00:45:16 <phenny> sbp: http://www.test.com/
00:45:16 <nslater> hey phenny-oldskool
00:45:16 <phenny-oldskool> test: http://www.test.com/
00:45:17 <phenny> Hey nslater
00:45:19 <sbp> .gc test
00:45:19 <phenny-oldskool> test: 1,050,000,000
00:45:20 <phenny> test: 1,170,000,000
00:45:22 <nslater> hahaha
00:45:33 <sbp> .gcs 1 2 3
00:45:34 <phenny> 1 (20,270,000,000), 2 (17,470,000,000), 3 (15,660,000,000)
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00:46:24 <clsn> Yay, got the kids to the bus.
00:47:03 <aspect> 1>2, clearly
00:47:28 <clsn> 1 is the loneliest number that you ever knew. Srsly.
00:47:57 <aspect> google says no
00:47:59 <_bjoern> At least it's a whole number on its own.
00:48:15 <cthompson> 2+2 != 5, even for very large values of 2
00:52:43 <aspect> for large enough calues of 2, 2+2>5
00:53:08 <aspect> get your operator associativity wrong and that's 3 !!
00:56:55 <sbp> .calc 1 + 2
00:56:56 <phenny> 1 + 2 = 3
00:56:58 <sbp> .calc 5 USD in GBP
00:57:00 <phenny> 5 USD in GBP = 2.55363 GBP
00:57:06 <sbp> .calc 1 smoot in feet
00:57:07 <phenny> 1 smoot in feet = 67/12 (approx. 5.583333333333333) feet
00:57:09 <sbp> .calc AOKRGoakrg
00:57:10 <phenny> AOKRGoakrg = AOKRGoakrg (undefined symbol)
00:57:13 <sbp> .calc i * pi
00:57:14 <phenny> i * pi = 3.141592653589793238 i
00:57:15 <sbp> there
00:57:40 <aspect> .calc (e^pi)-1
00:57:41 <phenny> (e^pi)-1 = 22.14069
00:57:51 <clsn> .calc i^i
00:57:51 <phenny> i^i = 0.20788
00:57:55 <aspect> err I missed i in there somewhere
00:58:01 <sbp> .calc (e ** i * pi) - 1
00:58:02 <phenny> (e ** i * pi) - 1 =
00:58:05 <sbp> heh
00:58:09 <aspect> cooool
00:58:16 <clsn> .calc 1-1
00:58:17 <phenny> 1-1 = 0
00:58:18 <_bjoern> .calc mass of mars over mass of sun
00:58:19 <phenny> mass of mars over mass of sun = 2.3504430539097885747e-17 mars (undefined symbol)of (undefined symbol)of (undefined symbol)over (undefined symbol)sun (undefined symbol)
00:58:27 <aspect> haha
00:58:28 <clsn> .calc 2**4
00:58:29 <phenny> 2**4 =
00:58:36 <clsn> Oh. It doesn't do **.
00:58:38 <sbp> yeah
00:58:45 <clsn> .calc e^(i*pi)-1
00:58:47 <sbp> not sure what the equivalent it's expecting is
00:58:47 <aspect> .calc e^(pi(i))-1
00:58:47 <phenny> e^(i*pi)-1 = ( -2.0 + 1.2246467991473532e-16 i )
00:58:48 <phenny> e^(pi(i))-1 = ( -2.0 + 1.2246467991473532e-16 i )
00:59:14 <sbp> something like that, I guess
00:59:23 <sbp> .calc e^(i*pi) + 1
00:59:24 <phenny> e^(i*pi) + 1 = 1.2246467991473532e-16 i
00:59:31 <clsn> That's close.
00:59:33 <sbp> yeah
00:59:37 <sbp> float errorz
01:00:44 <clsn> .calc mass of earth / volume of earth
01:00:46 <phenny> mass of earth / volume of earth = 4.8481368110953599354e-9 earth (undefined symbol)earth (undefined symbol)of (undefined symbol)of (undefined symbol)volume (undefined symbol)^-1
01:00:59 <clsn> OK, that's not right.
01:01:21 <sbp> .calc earthmass / earthvolume
01:01:23 <phenny> earthmass / earthvolume = 5.9742e+24 kg (mass) earthvolume (undefined symbol)^-1
01:01:41 <sbp> it doesn't have the volume, but it has the mass
01:01:55 <sbp> .calc sundist - moondist
01:01:57 <phenny> sundist - moondist = 1.4921362295171278930e+11 m (length)
01:02:12 <clsn> .calc 14 N * 12m
01:02:13 <phenny> 14 N * 12m = 168 m^2 s^-2 kg (energy)
01:02:26 <clsn> ok so it knows a little about dimensions
01:02:34 <_bjoern> .calc 4.7 KB over 2000kbps
01:02:36 <phenny> 4.7 KB over 2000kbps = 9.4000000e+6 s^-1 bit (unknown unit type) KB (undefined symbol)over (undefined symbol)
01:02:52 <sbp> one problem is that it doesn't know about KB and MB and GB
01:02:58 <sbp> nor kbps apparently
01:03:17 <clsn> Well, but it did successfully figure out that it had to do with bits per second.
01:03:24 <clsn> But it got all confuzzled.
01:03:57 <sbp> .calc 1 kilobyte in megabytes
01:03:58 <phenny> 1 kilobyte in megabytes = 1/1000 (exactly 0.0010) megabytes
01:04:21 <clsn> .calc 1 kibibyte in bytes
01:04:21 <phenny> 1 kibibyte in bytes = 1024 bytes
01:04:25 <sbp> .calc 1 kilobyte / 1 megabytes
01:04:27 <phenny> 1 kilobyte / 1 megabytes = 64000000000 bit^2 (unknown unit type)
01:04:32 <sbp> .calc 1 kilobyte / 1 megabyte
01:04:33 <phenny> 1 kilobyte / 1 megabyte = 64000000000 bit^2 (unknown unit type)
01:04:53 <sbp> .calc 1 megabyte / 1 kilobyte
01:04:54 <clsn> .calc 1 MiB in MB
01:04:55 <phenny> 1 megabyte / 1 kilobyte = 64000000000 bit^2 (unknown unit type)
01:04:56 <phenny> 1 MiB in MB = MiB (undefined symbol)MB (undefined symbol) MB
01:05:01 <clsn> owell.
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01:05:27 <sbp> .calc 4.7 kilobytes / 2000 kilobytes/second
01:05:28 <phenny> 4.7 kilobytes / 2000 kilobytes/second = 150400.0 s^-1 bit^2 (unknown unit type)
01:06:26 <sbp> .calc 4.7 kilobytes / 2000 (kilobits /second)
01:06:27 <phenny> 4.7 kilobytes / 2000 (kilobits /second) = 18800.0 s^-1 bit^2 (unknown unit type)
01:07:07 <sbp> hmm
01:07:09 <sbp> something's wrong there
01:07:15 <sbp> it's 18.8 ms, Google says
01:09:21 <_bjoern> .calc 4.7 kilobytes / (2000 (kilobits /second))
01:09:22 <phenny> 4.7 kilobytes / (2000 (kilobits /second)) = 0.0188 s (time)
01:09:26 <sbp> aha!
01:09:43 <sbp> I'm going to add macros for KB and kbps
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01:12:17 <sbp> .calc 4.7 KB over (2000 kbps)
01:12:18 <phenny> 4.7 KB over (2000 kbps) = 0.0188 s (time)
01:12:21 <sbp> _bjoern: there!
01:12:50 <sbp> sry about the parens
01:13:07 <clsn> .calc 3 millidecades in minutes
01:13:08 <phenny> 3 millidecades in minutes = 15778.46299 minutes
01:13:25 <clsn> .calc pi seconds in nanocenturies
01:13:25 <phenny> pi seconds in nanocenturies = 0.99553 nanocenturies
01:14:25 <clsn> .calc 1 light year in exameters
01:14:25 <phenny> 1 light year in exameters = 0.00946 exameters
01:14:30 <sbp> this feels like a considerable victory
01:14:32 <sbp> we replaced Google
01:15:18 <clsn> 1 yottameter in light years
01:15:22 <clsn> .calc 1 yottameter in light years
01:15:23 <phenny> 1 yottameter in light years = 105702341.054 light years
01:15:30 <sbp> hehe
01:15:34 <xover> .calc $399 in NOK
01:15:38 <phenny> $399 in NOK = $399 (undefined symbol) -> 0.187291 dollar (currency) NOK
01:15:53 <clsn> .calc USD 399 in NOK
01:15:54 <phenny> USD 399 in NOK = 2130.37466 NOK
01:16:10 <sbp> plus Google can't do this:
01:16:12 <sbp> .calc 5 ℎ
01:16:25 <_bjoern> impressive.
01:16:44 <clsn> .calc 1 femtometer in inches
01:16:45 <sbp> xover: note that Google can't cope with "$399" either: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%24399+in+NOK&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
01:16:46 <aspect> .calc 1 kg C in mol
01:16:57 <sbp> damn, something must've arsed it again
01:17:10 <phenny> 5 ℎ = 3.31303465e-33 m^2 s^-1 kg (angular_momentum)
01:17:12 <clsn> It seems to be stuck. Does it have to be the magic Unicode ℎ
01:17:14 <sbp> oh, just slow
01:17:16 <phenny> aspect: Sorry, can't calculate that.
01:17:17 <aspect> sbp: wait 5 hours :-)
01:17:17 <phenny> 1 femtometer in inches = 1/25400000000000 (approx. 3.937007874015748e-14) inches
01:17:33 <clsn> .calc 1 mol in molecules
01:17:33 <phenny> 1 mol in molecules = 1 mol (substance) -> molecules (undefined symbol) molecules
01:17:42 <sbp> .calc 1 mol
01:17:43 <phenny> 1 mol = 1 mol (substance)
01:18:10 <xover> sbp: So… Glass ceiling, then?
01:18:23 <clsn> .calc 1 mol / 2L in molar
01:18:23 <phenny> clsn: Sorry, can't calculate that.
01:18:28 <clsn> worth a shot.
01:18:36 <sbp> .calc 1 mol in molecules
01:18:37 <phenny> 1 mol in molecules = 1 mol (substance) -> molecules (undefined symbol) molecules
01:18:53 <sbp> xover: well I'm actually quite happy that sites don't assume USD by $...
01:19:03 <sbp> that would be Americentrism too far for me
01:19:03 <xover> .calc 1 phenny in supybot
01:19:05 <phenny> 1 phenny in supybot = phenny (undefined symbol)supybot (undefined symbol) supybot
01:20:26 <xover> .calc £3 in NOK
01:20:28 <phenny> xover: Sorry, can't calculate that.
01:20:39 <xover> .calc £3 in €
01:20:40 <phenny> xover: Sorry, can't calculate that.
01:20:48 <clsn> .calc GBP 3 in NOK
01:20:49 <phenny> GBP 3 in NOK = 3 gigabytesP (undefined symbol) -> 0.187232 dollar (currency) NOK
01:21:00 <sbp> oh dear. heh
01:21:05 <clsn> hmm, that's annoying.
01:21:11 <sbp> no, that's my fault
01:21:12 <sbp> hang on
01:21:15 <xover> .calc 1ml in µl
01:21:15 <phenny> 1ml in µl = 1000 µl
01:21:27 <xover> .sbp++
01:21:34 <xover> .phenny++
01:21:46 <xover> .u PLUS
01:21:47 <phenny> U+2214 DOT PLUS (∔)
01:21:47 <aspect> .calc P(2 sbp in #swhack)
01:21:48 <phenny> P(2 sbp in #swhack) = undef #swhack)
01:22:06 <xover> .phenny∔∔
01:22:17 <sbp> .u plus.
01:22:18 <phenny> U+002B PLUS SIGN (+)
01:22:19 <phenny> U+00B1 PLUS-MINUS SIGN (±)
01:22:19 <phenny> U+02D6 MODIFIER LETTER PLUS SIGN (˖) [...]
01:22:38 <sbp> .calc GBP 3 in NOK
01:22:40 <phenny> GBP 3 in NOK = 31.35461 NOK
01:22:48 <sbp> okay, so I can munge it myself
01:23:06 <aspect> serious question: why does unicode include "umop apisdn" English characters?
01:23:36 <sbp> they're used in IPA and stuff
01:23:41 <clsn> Many/most of them are IPA chars.
01:23:49 <clsn> Some are used in African orthography etc.
01:24:10 <cthompson> IPA? India Pale Ale?
01:24:25 <clsn> I have a script that'll invert any string of ordinary lowercase Latin... :)
01:24:26 <sbp> .wik International Phonetic Alphabet
01:24:27 <phenny> "The International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)[I]| is a system of phonetic notation based on the Latin alphabet, devised by the International Phonetic Association as a standardized representation of the sounds of spoken language.[1]| The IPA is used by linguists, speech [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet
01:24:37 <cthompson> I prefer my definition
01:24:45 <sbp> .calc £3 in €
01:24:47 <phenny> £3 in € = 3.98739 €
01:24:48 <sbp> xover: there yo go
01:24:50 <aspect> cthompson: a few IPAs and everything's written upside down
01:25:01 <xover> Can we get sensible precision too?
01:25:05 <sbp> .calc $500 in £
01:25:06 <xover> .calc pi
01:25:07 <sbp> define sensible
01:25:08 <phenny> $500 in £ = 255.22966 £
01:25:08 <phenny> pi = 3.14159
01:25:43 <sbp> it doesn't tell me what things are currencies
01:25:46 <xover> For currency conversion, and integer is probably too much precision.
01:25:49 <sbp> so it's hard to know what to round to
01:26:02 <sbp> "and integer"?
01:26:12 <xover> an
01:26:17 <aspect> why should currencies get any different precision?
01:26:20 <sbp> what do you mean by an integer?
01:26:26 <sbp> how can an integer be too much precision
01:26:37 <sbp> a float with 2 d.p. seems like the obvious precision
01:26:55 <xover> The conversion rates fluctuate, and your data is guaranteed to be out of date.
01:27:06 <clsn> I thought € was a generic "some kind of currency" symbol, not a particular one.
01:27:06 <aspect> .calc floor(100 inr in aud)
01:27:10 <phenny> floor(100 inr in aud) = floor (undefined symbol)inr (undefined symbol)aud (undefined symbol)) aud)
01:27:13 <sbp> .u cur sym
01:27:14 <phenny> U+0E3F THAI CURRENCY SYMBOL BAHT (฿)
01:27:18 <sbp> .u u cur sym
01:27:19 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'u cur sym'.
01:27:19 <aspect> .calc 3 crore
01:27:20 <phenny> 3 crore = 3 crore (undefined symbol)
01:27:22 <sbp> .u int cur sym
01:27:23 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'int cur sym'.
01:27:26 <sbp> .u cur.*sym
01:27:30 <phenny> U+0E3F THAI CURRENCY SYMBOL BAHT (฿)
01:27:31 <phenny> U+17DB KHMER CURRENCY SYMBOL RIEL (៛)
01:27:32 <phenny> U+2393 DIRECT CURRENT SYMBOL FORM TWO (⎓)
01:27:38 <sbp> bah. I think there is one
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01:27:41 <sbp> can't remember what it's called though
01:28:04 <xover> ¥€$
01:28:07 <clsn> Can't you do a reverse lookup on ¤?
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01:28:19 <sbp> .u ¤
01:28:19 <phenny> U+00A4 CURRENCY SIGN (¤)
01:28:20 <aspect> .calc 1 googolplex in pi
01:28:21 <phenny> 1 googolplex in pi = googolplex (undefined symbol) -> 3.141592653589793238 pi
01:28:35 <clsn> .calc 3^^3
01:28:36 <phenny> 3^^3 = ?
01:28:39 <aspect> .calc i pi in e
01:28:40 <phenny> i pi in e = 1.1557273497909217177 i e
01:29:00 <clsn> Dang... sbp, build in support for Knuth's up-arrow notation.
01:29:04 <sbp> heh
01:29:08 <aspect> no, don't
01:29:13 <aspect> .calc sigma 5
01:29:14 <phenny> sigma 5 = 2.8351996824477815901e-7 s^-3 kg K^-4 (unknown unit type)
01:29:17 <xover> .calc 1 googol in pi
01:29:17 <phenny> 1 googol in pi = 3.18309886184e+99 pi
01:29:38 <aspect> .calc s i g m a 5
01:29:39 <xover> .calc 1 googol / 0
01:29:39 <phenny> s i g m a 5 = 1/200 (exactly 0.0050) i m s kg (unknown unit type) a (undefined symbol)
01:29:39 <phenny> 1 googol / 0 = undef
01:29:52 <xover> .calc NaN * Inf
01:29:53 <phenny> NaN * Inf = Inf (undefined symbol)NaN (undefined symbol)
01:30:03 <clsn> wtf is this 1/200 ?
01:30:08 <sbp> see, I knew you'd all start to play with it eventually
01:30:19 <aspect> I don't know what either of those sigmas are
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01:31:05 <aspect> oh, I get the spaced one
01:32:01 <aspect> .calc (x-y)(x+y)
01:32:02 <phenny> (x-y)(x+y) = (x (undefined symbol)y (undefined symbol)x (undefined symbol)y (undefined symbol))
01:33:51 <sbp> .calc (x-y)(x+y)
01:33:52 <phenny> (x-y)(x+y) = (x (?)y (?)x (?)y (?))
01:34:03 <_bjoern> Perhaps we should delay this kind of testing until sbp made the whole thing less broken?
01:34:15 <clsn> What fun would that be?
01:34:17 <aspect> .calc m(c^2)
01:34:17 <phenny> m(c^2) = 89875517873681764 m^3 s^-2 (unknown unit type)
01:34:26 <sbp> how would I make it less broken if you don't test it? :-)
01:34:32 <_bjoern> Well it would be negatively annyoing...
01:34:44 <aspect> .calc 1 kg * 350 m/s in joules
01:34:45 <phenny> aspect: Sorry, can't calculate that.
01:35:06 <aspect> .calc 1 kg * 350 m/s * 350 m/s in joules
01:35:07 <phenny> 1 kg * 350 m/s * 350 m/s in joules = 122500 joules
01:35:22 <aspect> ... I really didn't expect that to work
01:35:44 <sbp> .calc £3 in €
01:35:47 <phenny> £3 in € = 3.98 €
01:35:47 <sbp> .calc 2π
01:35:49 <phenny> 2π = 6.28319
01:35:51 <sbp> these things are now working
01:36:28 <sbp> I suspect it's working for more than 90% of all reasonable use cases now
01:36:50 <aspect> .calc 1 AU in femtometers
01:36:50 <phenny> 1 AU in femtometers = AU (?) -> 1/1000000000000000 (exactly 1.0e-15) m (length) femtometers
01:36:56 <clsn> Too bad only 10% of the uses on #swhack are reasonable.
01:36:59 <sbp> heh, heh
01:38:38 <clsn> .calc 1USD in ¤
01:38:38 <phenny> 1USD in ¤ = ?
01:38:48 <clsn> .calc USD 1 in ¤
01:38:48 <phenny> USD 1 in ¤ = ?
01:38:58 <clsn> .calc USD 1 in GBP
01:38:59 <phenny> USD 1 in GBP = 0.51 GBP
01:39:00 <aspect> .calc 1 oz gold in usd
01:39:00 <phenny> 1 oz gold in usd = 0.0055839074805812375 kg^2 mol^-1 (unknown unit type) -> usd (?) usd
01:39:12 <clsn> Oookay.
01:40:01 <aspect> is square kilograms per mol proportional to carat?
01:40:46 <clsn> Um..? I dunno. Sounds weird though.
01:44:53 <sbp> source is at http://inamidst.com/phenny/modules/calc.py
01:46:01 <clsn> sbp: so I've stumbled across all kinds of blazonry sights... I gotta announce my server Real Soon. Broca's out of touch for a few days, which is probably good, so I have to wait a bit. But what stuff needs to be on the website when it's made public you think?
01:46:20 <aspect> .calc ludicrous speed in c
01:46:21 <phenny> ludicrous speed in c = ludicrous (?) speed (?) -> 299792458 m s^-1 (velocity) c
01:46:26 <sbp> ooh. a few more example would be good
01:46:34 <sbp> aspect: how about not trying ludicrous examples? :-)
01:46:39 <sbp> you can test them on the website, note
01:46:42 <aspect> .calc c in m/s
01:46:42 <phenny> c in m/s = 299792458 m/s
01:46:47 <sbp> http://futureboy.homeip.net/fsp/frink.fsp
01:46:56 <aspect> ok, I'm satisfied for the moment :-)
01:46:59 <sbp> it has a search input where you can test which variables and units etc. are supported
01:47:03 <clsn> Mm... Examples are easy enough to come up with, esp to show off some of the new features added since I made up the last examples.
01:47:13 <sbp> well it's just that the website specifically makes this easier for you
01:47:35 <aspect> but not as much fun as bot abuse!
01:47:45 <sbp> yes, but _bjoern is cranky!
01:47:46 <clsn> And probably better explication of known limitations, so I don't get a million comments on the same six shortcomings.
01:48:23 <sbp> clsn: how about putting some famous blazon examples up?
01:48:47 <clsn> Maybe if I can somehow put up a simplified version of the grammar that semi-literate non-computer-geeky household apes can make sense of, to see the allowed structure.
01:49:14 <clsn> Yeah... though there are only so many "famous" blazons. I found out that Chaucer had per pale argent and gules a bend counterchanged.
01:49:43 <clsn> Found a huge-o book of blazons and family names on Google books last night somewhere.
01:50:02 <sbp> per pale argent and gules a bend counterchanged? will that work in your server?
01:50:15 <clsn> Yes, that'll work.
01:51:20 <sbp> ah, nice
01:51:50 <clsn> And there are all those Round Table ones. SOME of those are doable. The ones which don't have too many creative charges, mostly.
01:52:01 <sbp> heheh
01:53:08 <clsn> Things with just "lions rampant" are okay, but you have to ignore stuff like "langued" and "crowned" and stuff. And for some reason SOME treatments of lions don't work. You can make a lion vair, but not checky I think.
01:53:52 <sbp> instead of basing SVG on XML, they should've just extended blazon
01:53:56 <clsn> One of the samples from the Ancient Rolls of Arms was actually "argent a fesse argent." We're trying to work that out... They think it was an error. One would hope.
01:54:48 <clsn> I looked; it would appear that Monty Python and the Holy Grail didn't use the Round Table blazons for the movie. Bummer. I bet they would have if they'd known about them.
01:54:50 <Monty> Please imitate shake-up?!
01:54:57 <sbp> aw
01:54:58 <clsn> Not you, dear.
01:55:08 <sbp> yeah, that would have been good
01:55:21 <sbp> they had been "discovered" before the movie
01:55:25 <sbp> bit obscure even now though, it seems
01:55:26 <clsn> I remember *someone* in the movie bore something like argent (or?) a shakefork sable.
01:55:37 <clsn> I'm sure, but nobody knew about them. Even now, yes.
01:55:50 <clsn> Sir Robin of course bore a chicken on his shielf.
01:55:52 <clsn> shield.
01:55:54 <sbp> hehe
01:56:48 <clsn> We should probably come up with a shield for pyBlazon. We were going to have a heraldic Python/Pithon on it, but you know, I'm not sure I like that. I like the simple geometric charges anyway.
01:57:22 <sbp> well, here's a challenge:
01:57:30 <sbp> come up with a blazon which is an expansion for pyBlazon
01:57:40 <clsn> Huh?
01:57:42 <sbp> i.e. P... y... b... etc.
01:58:05 <sbp> probably impossible
01:58:08 <clsn> Still not getting it... Oh, you mean a blazon whose initial letters spell out...?
01:58:11 <sbp> yeah
01:58:18 <clsn> Ah. Probably not.
01:58:52 <sbp> but it would be ridiculously cool
01:58:57 <clsn> I'm liking things with like a bunch of escutcheons in some pattern with charges on them in another pattern...
01:59:19 <clsn> e.g. ermine three escutcheons in bend sable each charged with two mullets in bend sinister or
01:59:25 <clsn> (which I believe will work on the server)
01:59:48 <sbp> PUN WARNING
02:00:01 <sbp> I always thought a mullet was a fish. But I guess in heraldry it's a kind of starfish.
02:00:06 <sbp> PUN WARNING (ABOVE)
02:00:44 <clsn> I particularly was looking at stacking up a bunch of shakeforks, looking like a binary tree diagram... :) Esp. since I have an "invisible" charge so I can group them as if they were on something else.
02:00:49 * clsn plays a rimshot.
02:00:52 <sbp> heh, heh
02:00:53 <clsn> Or else a bad hairdo...
02:01:01 <sbp> harder to pun with that
02:01:13 <sbp> how's it pronounced?
02:01:14 <clsn> True. Though in its day a lot of stars wore one.
02:01:15 <sbp> moo-lay?
02:01:57 <clsn> *shrug* I pronounce it "mull-et". That one's likely right. The way I say "AR-jent" and "goolz" maybe less so. :)
02:02:05 <sbp> chuckle
02:02:08 <sbp> to the OED!
02:02:41 <sbp> oh fuckin' 'ell, nine nouns?
02:02:41 <clsn> Thing is, there's the correct pronunciation in the real world, and what's right in heraldry.
02:02:54 <sbp> 1) The fish
02:03:02 <sbp> 2) = Muller
02:03:09 <aspect> .ety mullet
02:03:10 <phenny> "'edible, spiny-finned fish,' c.1440, from Anglo-Fr. molett, from O.Fr. mulet, from M.L. muletus, from L. mulettus, from mullus 'red mullet,' from Gk. myllos a marine fish, related to melos 'black' (see melanin)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=mullet
02:03:20 <sbp> 3) Heraldic star, whoo.
02:03:23 <clsn> This is typical English-trying-to-be-French, like some legal terms. So it winds up being really oddly pronounced.
02:03:34 <sbp> Brit. /{sm}m{revv}l{shtibar}t/, U.S. /{sm}m{schwa}l{schwa}t/
02:03:36 <sbp> well that's fucked up
02:04:07 <clsn> The English legal dialect of French was mutually unintelligeable with French AND with English.
02:04:10 <sbp> 4) = Mullein
02:04:24 <sbp> 5) Pincers or tweezers
02:04:39 <sbp> (Ben Jonson used it in that sense)
02:04:47 <sbp> 6) The puffin
02:05:06 <sbp> 7) Some part of a musket barrel
02:05:23 <sbp> 8) A piece of wood containing a groove for testing the thickness of panel edges
02:05:50 <sbp> 9) A hairstyle
02:05:57 <sbp> The Nine Nouns of Mullet
02:07:50 <sbp> yeah, I took that out
02:08:11 <_bjoern> .gcs "lust slave" "love slave"
02:08:12 <phenny> "love slave" (794,000), "lust slave" (1,320)
02:08:22 <sbp> see? isn't that easier to type?
02:08:26 <_bjoern> NO
02:08:27 <sbp> don't your fingers feel happier?
02:08:45 <_bjoern> I had to think quite hard to remember what insane weird letter combination you picked.
02:08:49 <sbp> don't they just ejaculate through their pores with the delightful liquid of efficiency?
02:08:54 <sbp> heh
02:08:59 <clsn> or ten shakeforks sable looks cool, partly due to some bad scaling...
02:09:03 <sbp> gc + s. googlecount + s. googlecounts
02:09:22 <_bjoern> Yeah, you'll be typing that a lot to fresh swhacklings.
02:10:19 <clsn> OK, gotta stop. later.
02:10:32 <sbp> .title http://www.epsrc.ac.uk/
02:10:36 <phenny> sbp: EPSRC Website
02:10:38 <sbp> there, the .title redirect "bug" is fixed
02:10:45 <sbp> c'ya clsn!
02:11:02 <sbp> . o O { .explaingcs? }
02:11:11 <_bjoern> How about renaming it to .tl ?
02:11:14 <sbp> tl?
02:11:34 <_bjoern> It's the happy fingers pore ejaculation version of .title.
02:11:40 <sbp> hehe
02:11:52 <sbp> surely that'd be .ti
02:12:09 <kpreid> .ti-dye
02:12:15 <sbp> .nu
02:12:16 * aspect votes for .tit
02:12:22 <sbp> mmm... .tit
02:12:23 <kpreid> .tl;dr
02:12:36 <_bjoern> .tiddle of course.
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02:22:38 <darobin> I am the new twe! The uber Monty
02:22:41 <Monty> IMHO, windy audacious coloured eats guilty warm ancestry.
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02:24:34 <perigrin> darobin, hit on mekano-pip
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02:36:56 <Arnia> mekano-pip: hit on me
02:36:56 <mekano-pip> me: SHALL WE GO BACK T MUH HOSPITAL AND GIVE MUH RATTY DOG HAIRY LOVIN?
02:38:28 <sbp> ...hehe
02:40:08 <sbp> _bjoern:
02:40:09 <sbp> .swhack hello
02:40:10 <phenny> sbp: http://swhack.com/logs/2008-02-18#T23-40-31
02:40:15 <sbp> .swhack possum
02:40:16 <darobin> mekano-pip: you're such a lame twe you sound like Monty
02:40:20 <mekano-pip> darobin: THXZ AND YOO R DELITEFUL PERSON 2. AM I LAME TWE ME SOUND LIEK MONTY? I DONT KNOW.
02:40:21 <Monty> hehe
02:40:22 <Monty> A vampire, a bot. Say ".commands" to test them the loneliest number of Americans think the connections
02:40:25 <phenny> sbp: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-08-04#T19-41-28
02:40:38 <sbp> a somewhat faster .swhack
02:40:52 <sbp> still not superfast, but better than it was
02:40:57 * Arnia plays the Doctor Who theme (2008)
02:41:05 <darobin> did I really say that one day?
02:41:51 <Arnia> Apprenticely so
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02:42:50 <_bjoern> A .swhack turning up terrifying results
02:43:45 <Arnia> _bjoern: whodathunkit
02:43:45 * dahut hides from the chaotic noise
02:43:59 <Arnia> dahut: ah put a sock on
02:44:02 <_bjoern> <-
02:44:13 <Arnia> ->
02:44:29 <Arnia> CLASH OF THE ARROWS
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02:52:14 <Monty> hi cre8radix|off, how ya doing?
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03:04:41 <xover> Meh. 10.5.2 broke Time Machine.
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03:32:05 <_bjoern> Monty, what have you done to twe?
03:32:06 <Monty> with phenny2 Hi gorgeous.
03:32:38 <_bjoern> You conspired with phenny2 and killed twe?
03:32:46 <sbp> he did *something* with phenny2:
03:32:47 <sbp> 15:53 <cre8radix> man oh man, monty, my system needs a reconfig
03:32:47 <sbp> 15:53 <Monty> Certainly, a shower with phenny2. Good beta testing, and GB
03:32:48 <Monty> ah, nice
03:32:50 <Monty> Please don't cuddle impotent AGP port.
03:33:07 <cre8radix> hrhr
03:33:15 <cre8radix> gets even better, Monty
03:33:17 <_bjoern> perverse bot love.
03:33:19 <Monty> IMHO, bubbling butterscotch Barra fantasises about castrating EPOC deodorant...?
03:37:16 <xover> I wonder, wat is the age of consent for bots?
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03:39:18 <Monty> But what does glen_quagmire have to do with the price of fish?
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03:50:00 <_bjoern> bot procreation tends to be terminal to humanoids.
03:50:19 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<_bjoern> bot procreation tends to be terminal to humanoids."
03:50:26 <sbp> you're just saying that so you have more for yourself
03:51:02 <_bjoern> At the moment I have less than one lust bot.
03:54:18 <sbp> hmm, a third of a lust bot wouldn't be very pretty
03:54:22 <sbp> unless it's the right third
03:54:49 <nslater> sbp: just thought...
03:55:00 <nslater> sbp: dont write setup.py on my account, i can do without it :)
03:55:02 <_bjoern> You take the right parts, I'll take the middle ones?
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03:55:03 <Monty> it's cr`x!
03:55:11 <sbp> can you?
03:55:16 <sbp> that would be splendid
03:55:20 <nslater> sure
03:55:21 <sbp> because I hate setup.py. heh
03:55:28 <sbp> though really I should write one anyway
03:55:35 <sbp> so people finding the package can install it if they want
03:55:40 <nslater> i have to write a makefile anyway, and it's not like phenny is that complex
03:55:45 <sbp> yeah
03:55:46 <nslater> move this file here, move this file there etc
03:55:46 <sbp> cool
03:56:22 <sbp> cr`x: .calc here using Frink now, by the way
03:56:29 <sbp> s/using/uses/
03:56:59 <cr`x> nice!
03:58:28 <glen_quagmire> .ety forth
03:58:29 <phenny> UnicodeDecodeError: 'ascii' codec can't decode byte 0xc3 in position 9: ordinal not in range(128) (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/etymology.py", line 73, in etymology)
03:58:52 <sbp> sigh, hang on...
04:00:33 <sbp> .ety forth
04:00:33 <phenny> "O.E. forðian 'forward, onward,' perf. of for(e), from P.Gmc. *furtha- (cf. O.N. forð, Du. voort, Ger. fort), from PIE *prto-, from the root of fore (q.v.)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=forth
04:01:03 <glen_quagmire> oh unicode: ð
04:01:53 <cr`x> you're rejiggering, sbp?
04:01:58 <sbp> aye
04:02:03 <glen_quagmire> what is antinome of forth ?
04:02:16 <cr`x> .w antinome
04:02:17 <sbp> mainly rejiggered, in fact. is mostly done
04:02:26 <sbp> .w is one of those things which is not yet done
04:02:31 <cr`x> whatdja do?
04:02:31 <sbp> lemme put in a note about that... :-)
04:02:32 <cr`x> heh?
04:02:36 <cr`x> er… heh.
04:03:23 <sbp> this is mainly because I want to use something in place of it which sucks less
04:03:26 <sbp> I hate wordnet
04:03:41 <sbp> .w test
04:03:41 <cr`x> i like the IDEA of wordnet
04:03:41 <phenny> sbp: .w has not yet been ported to the new phenny codebase, sorry!
04:04:25 <nslater> sbp: is phenny's google search biased some how to swhack?
04:04:47 <nslater> sbp: i just did a search in #couchdb for "javascript browser shell" and it gave me a link to the swhack archives
04:04:50 <sbp> nope
04:04:55 <nslater> sbp: wow, what a coincidence
04:05:01 <sbp> nope, that's just because we rule
04:05:10 <nslater> but, doing that search on google i cant see swhack anywhere on the front page
04:05:14 <nslater> i think you're a dirty liar
04:05:32 <sbp> .g javascript browser shell
04:05:33 <phenny> sbp: http://croczilla.com/jssh
04:05:35 <sbp> .g "javascript browser shell"
04:05:36 <phenny> sbp: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-05-21
04:05:44 <sbp> try adding the quotes
04:06:04 <sbp> http://www.google.co.uk/search?q="javascript+browser+shell"
04:06:06 <nslater> wow
04:06:10 <sbp> I see swhack.com as the top result
04:06:13 <nslater> coincidence or what
04:06:17 <sbp> 09:31:11 <bjoern_> I would like a good JavaScript/Browser shell
04:06:19 <sbp> ay
04:06:21 <sbp> ...e
04:06:29 <nslater> h
04:06:32 <nslater> ...e
04:06:35 <nslater> ...h
04:06:35 <cr`x> so what are the features of this new and improved phenny?
04:06:45 <sbp> well, it's faster for a start
04:07:01 <sbp> the search and calc modules are now public since they use less sensitive sources
04:07:22 <sbp> the .cp, .pc, and .unicode functions have been folded into one command: .u
04:07:34 <sbp> the modules API is much, much sleeker and easier to use for module developers
04:07:44 <sbp> I've fixed a few bugs along the way
04:07:53 <sbp> it has a new flood protection system which is smoother and simpler
04:08:04 <sbp> the configuration and running of the bot is a lot more straightforward now
04:08:21 <sbp> you can exclude modules and use modules from an "optional modules" directory
04:08:21 <sbp> and so on
04:08:26 <sbp> lots of little things
04:08:37 <sbp> oh, and it's licensed under an open source and free software license now
04:09:22 * nslater grins
04:09:27 <nslater> rms would be proud
04:09:31 <sbp> and esr
04:09:39 <nslater> esr can foad ;)
04:09:52 <sbp> he does the first bit a lot, so I hear tell
04:10:07 <nslater> .g esr sex tips
04:10:08 <phenny> nslater: http://files.samhart.net/humor/IRC/ESR-Sex-Tips.html
04:10:14 <nslater> .g esr sex tips catb
04:10:15 <phenny> nslater: http://catb.org/~esr/writings/sextips/
04:10:20 <nslater> thats more like it
04:10:33 <nslater> have you read esr's sex tips?
04:10:39 <nslater> talk about disturbing...
04:11:12 <nslater> "Never hit a woman with the back of your gun... unless you really want to score."
04:11:21 <sbp> I'm aware of it
04:24:26 <_bjoern> .gc "very nutritious"
04:24:26 <phenny> "very nutritious": 134,000
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04:33:59 <sbp> I broke phenny again
04:34:04 <sbp> that stupid decode bug
04:35:32 * Arnia decodes sbp into EBDIC
04:36:18 <sbp> thanks, I needed that
04:36:46 <Arnia> Any time... found an interesting argument against relativism by Putnam
04:36:54 <sbp> oh?
04:38:14 <Arnia> Basically it goes 'if relativism were true then there is no distinction between someone being right and someone thinking they are right and so all meaning would collapse into mere grunting'
04:38:36 <Arnia> ahem, that's a little uncharitable... but that's what I glean from it
04:39:10 <sbp> so you don't think it's particularly valid then?
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04:39:33 <Arnia> His concern is that there is, in a relativist view, no difference between asserting or thinking and making noises or producing mental images
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04:40:04 <Arnia> and this means that he isn't a thinker at all but rather a 'mere' animal
04:40:15 <sbp> ...
04:40:28 <_bjoern> This starts feeling like a Phenny 2.0 Beta...
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04:41:42 <Arnia> Oh, it basically devolves into an argument about identity
04:42:01 <Arnia> But then again Putnam nails that coffin himself a hundred pages previous
04:42:25 <Arnia> So it is a little difficult to see how he can lick the back of his head
04:42:42 <_bjoern> long tongue.
04:42:51 <Arnia> He is a giraffe
04:43:05 <Arnia> procto: you'd agree, right?
04:45:18 <kpreid> Arnia: What *can't* you express as an argument about identity?
04:49:05 <Arnia> kpreid: hm, yes
04:49:16 * Arnia reduces Monty to an argument about identity
04:49:16 <Monty> USD 399 in place names
04:49:25 <_bjoern> That in itself is an argument about identity.
04:49:49 <sbp> aha! found the problem
04:50:21 <Arnia> sbp: identity?
04:50:28 <sbp> no, in phenny I mean
04:50:46 <sbp> phenny 2.0 beta, that is
04:50:51 <nslater> Arnia: surely an assertion is only a grunt until someone interprets it?
04:51:09 <nslater> Arnia: and hence the only difference is in the eye of the beholder
04:51:22 <Arnia> nslater: I don't deny that. Which is why I call myself a relativist
04:51:56 <nslater> Oh, heh... was just trying to parse his view point. :)
04:52:06 <Arnia> I believe that truth is meaningless as a hearer-independent concept
04:52:15 <nslater> I agree with you.
04:52:48 <Arnia> An I'm perfectly allowed to make that statement, because I don't claim to be making a statement about truth in a hearer-independent world
04:53:01 <Arnia> (which seems to be Putnam's biggest argument against relativity)
04:53:13 <nslater> hearer-independent?
04:53:23 <nslater> hearer?
04:53:29 <nslater> .wik hearer
04:53:51 <Arnia> Well, it isn't so much important for understanding what is spoken. It is more important what is heard
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04:53:57 <Arnia> And who hears it
04:54:04 <nslater> oh, hear-er
04:54:05 <nslater> heh
04:54:51 <nslater> but even if you were claiming to make a statement in a hearer-independant world it makes no difference because the meaning or truth of that statement is up to the herer to ascribe
04:56:35 <Arnia> yes yes yes
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04:56:41 <Arnia> But Putnam's argument is quite circular
04:56:52 * Arnia will write a more detailed critique some other time
04:57:00 <Arnia> Right now I'll think
04:57:06 <sbp> okay, looks to be fixed
04:57:08 <nslater> or, i guess what im trying to say is that if meaning only exists to the observer then any logical inconsistancies or paradoxes you find are self created, and hence pretty meaningless to anyone but you and your broken interpretation
04:58:30 <Arnia> nslater: yes, but the argument is that for us to talk to one another we have to accept an external notion of truth...
04:58:53 <Arnia> Personally I believe this has been shown to be false (not least by Putnam himself in this selfsame book)
04:59:04 <nslater> have you read much wittgenstein?
04:59:17 <Arnia> For a start, it completely misses the point about emergence
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04:59:31 <darobin> phenny!!!!!!
04:59:43 <phenny> darobin!
04:59:43 <Arnia> nslater: a bit. Putnam was just quoting Wittgenstein's argument against relativism too
04:59:48 <nslater> i dont claim to fully understand wittgenstein but from what i gather he argues that meaning in communication comes from shared experience of the world and not a concept of external truth
05:00:16 <Arnia> He's anti-realist, not relativist according to Putnam
05:00:18 <nslater> so when you say "im hungry" i understand you because i know what i would be feeling to say the same
05:00:34 <Arnia> Oh well... I'm giving up here cos I'm tired and want to get some food
05:00:38 <nslater> hehe
05:00:43 <Arnia> (ironically given that example)
05:00:44 <darobin> nslater: yeah, but that hits up against the problem of radical translation, as seen in Quine
05:00:53 <nslater> Quine?
05:00:59 <Arnia> W.V. Quine
05:01:00 <darobin> .wik Quine
05:01:00 <phenny> "Willard Van Orman Quine - American philosopher and logician" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quine
05:01:03 <nslater> also, whats radical translation?
05:01:12 <darobin> .wik radical translation
05:01:12 <phenny> "Radical translation in philosophy is the situation in which a linguist is attempting to translate a completely unknown language, which is unrelated to his own, and is therefore forced to rely solely on the observed behavior of its speakers in relation to their environment." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_translation
05:01:15 <nslater> quine as in quines (computer programs)?
05:01:28 <darobin> he also invented quines
05:01:35 <nslater> right
05:01:35 <darobin> (IIRC)
05:01:50 <Arnia> Quine is a pragmatist too
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05:02:03 <darobin> you can have a shared experience but still have trouble communicating
05:02:09 <lordi> didn't he say "to be is to be a variable that is bound" ?
05:02:14 <nslater> radical translation, thats interesting, but still i think that you only hit problems if you take wittgenstein too literally. i.e. by observing another human i can "figure out" what he must be feeling
05:02:26 <nslater> you cant say the same for translating a lions roar, for example
05:02:37 <darobin> for instance, if there's a rabbit running in the prairie and you point to it saying some word, I can never know if you mean rabbit, rabbitness, etc
05:02:38 <Arnia> I'm an embodied philosopher... and one with a belief in complex truth values (higher-order)
05:02:59 <sbp> darobin: in that case, no babies can learn languages
05:03:05 <Arnia> So I'm an embodied relativist pragmatist
05:03:08 <nslater> sbp: good point
05:03:34 <sbp> you might not be able to pin down precisely what is meant, but you get a good idea
05:03:34 <nslater> which is why i think that its possible to infer meaning through guesswork of shared experience
05:03:34 <darobin> that's the point! Quine proves that we can learn languages, but our understanding is idiosyncrtic
05:03:34 <Arnia> sbp: Embodiment solves that one, without letting total access to external reality leak into the semantics
05:03:40 <sbp> and the more good ideas you build it...
05:03:42 <sbp> aha
05:03:45 <darobin> exactly
05:03:57 <nslater> but not of this assumes some external truth as Arnia originally mentioned
05:04:01 <darobin> there is no truth, only good enough shared stuff
05:04:01 * Arnia throws Popper at nslater
05:04:06 * nslater catches
05:04:18 * Arnia throws Carnap at sbp
05:04:23 * darobin watches nslater vasodilate
05:04:37 <Arnia> darobin: nice statement of my philosophy
05:04:41 * nslater defenestrates Arnia
05:04:46 <darobin> hah!
05:05:01 <Arnia> I was a member of the Hatfield Midget Defenestration Society once
05:05:07 <sbp> or truth can't be shared
05:05:08 <nslater> mwahahaha
05:05:15 <Arnia> We had a Hatfield Midget Enclosure and everything
05:05:20 <Arnia> nslater: you must remember the guy...
05:05:41 <nslater> is that a society for defenestrating hatfield midgests or a society for hatfield members that defenestrate midgets?
05:05:44 <darobin> sbp: right. It's mine. ALL MINE YOU HEAR!
05:05:51 <Arnia> sbp: it is incommensurable as the pragmatists call it... but Putnam finds that offensive
05:06:04 <Arnia> nslater: Society for defenestrating Hatfield midgets
05:06:13 <nslater> very good
05:06:17 <nslater> yes, i remember the guy
05:06:17 <Arnia> Actually, all Hatfielders, but particularly the Hatfield midget
05:06:19 <sbp> <Mulder> THE TRUTH... IS INCOMMENSURABLE
05:06:28 <nslater> yes, all hatfielders need to be defenestrated
05:06:38 <nslater> what is the collage moto again?
05:06:46 <nslater> "oh hello, im better than you" or something
05:06:53 <Arnia> nslater: We had that enclosure in 2 Stockton Road and we were so proud
05:07:00 <nslater> :D
05:07:02 * Arnia enjoyed living on the science site
05:07:10 <sbp> Vel Primus Vel cum Primis
05:07:43 <sbp> it's not necessarily that Hatfield are better than you
05:07:50 <sbp> just that they were first. and are better
05:07:55 <nslater> ha
05:08:16 <Arnia> They were second though
05:08:20 <darobin> phenny: "Vel Primus Vel cum Primis"?
05:08:22 <phenny> darobin: I think it's Latin, but I can't translate that language.
05:08:26 <Arnia> After University College
05:08:29 <darobin> not bad!
05:08:47 <Arnia> and we were third, but aren't a college so must be better ;)
05:08:50 <sbp> yeah. I think it's an hilarious motto
05:08:57 <sbp> "WE WERE FIRST (or second)"
05:08:58 * Arnia pelts the hill with grapeshot
05:09:03 <sbp> like, I can imagine Buzz Aldrin having it
05:09:25 <darobin> all mottoes should be like that
05:09:38 <darobin> "Dieu est mon roi (ou pas)."
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05:11:39 <darobin> in the same vein I like that of the city of Paris, Fluctuat Nec Mergitur
05:11:53 <darobin> the Seine is so not a rough boat ride
05:12:47 <darobin> you could ride it all the way in a largish salad dish and not mergitur
05:13:08 <sbp> en Anglais por les rosbiftars sil vous plait mon amis
05:13:13 <sbp> s/por/pour/
05:13:16 <_bjoern> nu
05:13:20 <sbp> s/rosbiftars/rosbiftards/
05:14:44 <darobin> what do you want in Anglish?
05:14:51 <sbp> heh
05:14:54 <sbp> nipperlings
05:15:12 <sbp> Angleterrese
05:15:25 <darobin> .gc rosbiftards
05:15:26 <phenny> rosbiftards: 0
05:15:30 <darobin> neat!
05:15:53 <sbp> funnily enough that sentence had basically all of the French words I know
05:16:00 <sbp> so I had to make one up just to pad it out
05:16:46 <darobin> hehehe
05:17:08 <sbp> actually, some more is coming back to me
05:17:18 <sbp> "un diabolo menthe!"
05:17:19 <nslater> the only french i can remember is "Le singe est sur la branche."
05:17:30 <darobin> in addition to the corrections you already made, it's "s'il" (short for "si il") and "ami" (singular)
05:17:31 <sbp> "give me a crazy mint licquer damnit!"
05:17:42 <sbp> shouldn't there be a circumflex in there too?
05:17:47 <sbp> voûs or somesuch?
05:17:49 <sbp> s'îl?
05:17:53 <sbp> plaît?
05:17:55 <darobin> nslater: you're not the only person I know to recall something about monkeys...
05:18:06 <sbp> oh, branche reminds me of manche
05:18:06 <nslater> darobin: from watching too much eddie izzard
05:18:09 <sbp> which I know is sleeve
05:18:10 <darobin> no, no circumflex
05:18:16 <sbp> no circumflex? aw man
05:18:30 <darobin> and a diabolo isn't a liqueur!
05:18:45 <nslater> sounds like a pretty sweet liqueur
05:18:46 <darobin> it's lemonade + syrup
05:18:50 <nslater> el diabolo
05:18:57 <sbp> so I can say "der teufel! I 'aav spilled ma un diabolo menthe on ma manche"
05:19:05 <nslater> phenny: "el diabolo"?
05:19:09 <sbp> oh. well it is when you pour some vodka in it
05:19:24 <nslater> phenny is slow
05:19:27 <darobin> heh
05:19:27 <phenny> nslater: "diabolo" (es)
05:19:33 <nslater> i didnt ask that
05:19:43 <darobin> it's all she knows
05:19:44 <sbp> heh. Swhack: language lessons for the insane
05:19:46 <nslater> i know its spanish
05:20:02 <nslater> phenny: "tengo un diabolo grande"?
05:20:04 <phenny> nslater: "I have diabolo great" (es)
05:20:08 <darobin> phenny: "Le singe est sur la branche."?
05:20:10 <phenny> darobin: "The monkey is on the branch." (fr)
05:20:11 <nslater> hum
05:20:16 <sbp> Monty: teach me some bloody Italian you goatfucker
05:20:17 <Monty> screw you
05:20:22 <nslater> lol
05:20:31 <darobin> phenny: "Un diabolo menthe s'il vous plait, garçon."?
05:20:35 <nslater> phenny: "Jeg heter Noah."?
05:20:37 <phenny> UnicodeEncodeError: 'ascii' codec can't encode character u'\xe7' in position 38: ordinal not in range(128) (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/web.py", line 31, in post)
05:20:38 <phenny> nslater: I think it's Norwegian, but I can't translate that language.
05:20:41 <nslater> fail
05:20:46 <sbp> woah, major lag
05:21:01 <nslater> phenny: "God Jul!"
05:21:02 <darobin> phenny: "Un diabolo menthe s'il vous plait, garcon."?
05:21:03 <nslater> oops
05:21:04 <nslater> phenny: "God Jul!"?
05:21:05 <sbp> sweet, translate is fucked
05:21:06 <phenny> nslater: I think it's Danish, but I can't translate that language.
05:21:07 <sbp> fixing
05:21:13 <Arnia> Can we have an Anglish morphology module for phenny?
05:21:20 <phenny> darobin: "A mint and lemonade please, boy." (fr)
05:21:20 <sbp> if you write it, ayup!
05:21:24 <Arnia> bah
05:21:25 <nslater> phenny: "Ubuntu"?
05:21:27 <darobin> hey, good!
05:21:28 <phenny> nslater: I think it's Malay, but I can't translate that language.
05:21:39 * Arnia nukes sbp for suggesting he writes code
05:21:43 <bancus> phenny: "ko ko gletu"?
05:21:46 <phenny> bancus: I think it's Slovenian, but I can't translate that language.
05:21:53 <bancus> Heh.
05:22:04 <sbp> sry, but it's either u or me!
05:22:08 <lordi> phenny, "Guten Tag"?
05:22:10 <phenny> lordi: I think it's Norwegian, but I can't translate that language.
05:22:12 <bancus> phenny: "le do mamta cu vecnu lo nu gletu lo xarju"?
05:22:14 <lordi> wrong
05:22:14 <phenny> bancus: I think it's Slovenian, but I can't translate that language.
05:22:21 <bancus> Huh. STill Slovenian.
05:22:25 <nslater> phenny: "kjaeresten min"
05:22:28 <nslater> phenny: "kjaeresten min"?>
05:22:31 <nslater> error
05:22:36 <Arnia> So the conclusion is that Lojban is Slovenian in disguise?
05:22:40 <nslater> phenny: "kjaeresten min"?
05:22:40 *** danja (n=danny@79.9.16.174) has joined #swhack
05:22:41 <bancus> Apparently.
05:22:44 <darobin> phenny: "OMG! I maded a cookie but you eated it, LOLZ!"
05:22:47 * Arnia wonders if the Slavs are particularly logical
05:22:49 <phenny> nslater: I think it's Danish, but I can't translate that language.
05:22:50 <nslater> danja: your site is broke
05:22:50 <darobin> phenny: "OMG! I maded a cookie but you eated it, LOLZ!"?
05:22:53 <phenny> darobin: "OMG! As for me Plaetzchen maded, that, LOLZ eated!" (en-unmangled)
05:23:08 <darobin> HAHA!
05:23:10 <sbp> DON'T EATED MY PLAETZCHEN
05:23:11 <danja> nslater, still...bugger, I thought it was ok again
05:23:12 <bancus> phenny: "u r dum"?
05:23:15 <phenny> bancus: I think it's Polish, but I can't translate that language.
05:23:24 <nslater> danja: oh, it might be fixed, ive not checked since this morning
05:23:25 <bancus> Don't worry, phenny. I can't translate it either.
05:23:26 <darobin> phenny: "Je t'aime, Monty"?
05:23:28 <_bjoern> Let me introduce the new and improved Phenny 2.0 Beta.
05:23:28 <phenny> darobin: "I love you, Monty" (fr)
05:23:28 <Monty> Yay, got that coffin himself in count)
05:23:33 <Monty> that's just ejaculate through indexing and #moose and gules a blazon whose initial letters spell out...?
05:23:45 <bancus> phenny: "biiru nihon onegaishimasu"?
05:23:45 <Arnia> phenny, "was da man in da howse"?
05:23:47 <phenny> Arnia: "which there one into there howse" (de)
05:23:48 <phenny> bancus: I think it's Finnish, but I can't translate that language.
05:23:54 <sbp> phenny: "Un diabolo menthe s'il vous plait, garçon."?
05:23:55 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'encode' (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/translate.py", line 71, in tr)
05:23:55 <bancus> Hm. No romaji, I see.
05:23:56 <darobin> talk about love and Monty goes all out on ejaculation
05:23:58 <Monty> Apparently, you depend on Debian...
05:24:00 <sbp> ah fuck
05:24:08 <nslater> danja: yup, still broke
05:24:15 <danja> yup :-(
05:24:18 <bancus> phenny: "浴びます。"?
05:24:18 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'encode' (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/translate.py", line 71, in tr)
05:24:25 <sbp> hang on, fixing it
05:24:30 <bancus> oh.
05:24:35 <darobin> .mangle I love you Monty
05:24:39 <Monty> skipping mutant candles reminds me of fearsome familiar jelly >:)
05:24:40 <sbp> phenny: "Un diabolo menthe s'il vous plait, garçon."?
05:24:43 <phenny> sbp: "A mint and lemonade please, boy." (fr)
05:24:47 <sbp> .mangle is out of action for a bit
05:24:51 <bancus> phenny: "浴びます。"?
05:24:51 <sbp> phenny: "浴びます。"?
05:24:55 <phenny> sbp: "It pours." (ja)
05:24:55 <phenny> bancus: "It pours." (ja)
05:24:58 <bancus> Heh.
05:24:58 <darobin> ah, shame
05:25:05 <bancus> Close enough, I guess.
05:25:08 <sbp> phenny: "lon bok sai n'goy pk'fan djizingo fok bai p'soy"?
05:25:16 <nslater> phenny: "sumomo"?
05:25:36 * Arnia doesn't depend on Debian
05:25:36 <Arnia> and I converted someone to OS X last night without intending to...
05:25:36 <Arnia> I was playing with Quartz Composer in the pub, and they saw it and fell in love...
05:25:36 <phenny> sbp: I think it's Indonesian, which I can't translate.
05:25:36 <phenny> nslater: I think it's Lithuanian, which I can't translate.
05:25:36 <bancus> phenny: "weruffa seethu wizzer"?
05:25:36 <phenny> bancus: I think it's Maltese, which I can't translate.
05:25:50 <darobin> what heuristic does she use for language?
05:26:08 <bancus> phenny: "此処です、でも働きます"?
05:26:09 <sbp> phenny: "buzzo guzzo my spizzlebody! what a guffawing prezbobble of a dingus!"?
05:26:11 <phenny> UnicodeDecodeError: 'ascii' codec can't decode byte 0xe6 in position 10: ordinal not in range(128) (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/modules/translate.py", line 85, in tr)
05:26:16 <phenny> sbp: "The guzzo mine of spizzlebody buzzo! Which for laughing the prezbobble sound end whether 1 dingus of!" (en-unmangled)
05:26:20 <sbp> darobin: she uses XCRE's language checker
05:26:29 <bancus> Huh.
05:26:29 * sbp fixes that line 85 thing...
05:28:02 <bancus> Anyone know of a way to rig up Mail.app so that you can teach a remote SpamAssassin server?
05:28:55 <bancus> http://www.symphonious.net/2006/11/13/integrating-spamassassin-and-mailapp/ will work
05:29:14 <sbp> phenny: "此処です、でも働きます"?
05:29:15 <phenny> sbp: "It is the 此 place, with it works" (ja)
05:29:17 <sbp> there we go
05:29:19 <nslater> bancus: if you can export spam messages to a folder in mbox format you can use a cronjob to pass the messages to spamassassin
05:30:15 <bancus> Yeah, that's what that site suggested.
05:31:12 <bancus> sbp: A better trannslation is "I'm here, but I'm working."
05:31:17 <bancus> Of course, it left the subject up to context.
05:31:27 <bancus> But I find it interesting that it didn't understand "here"
05:31:50 <sbp> it just uses Altavista's Babelfish
05:32:00 <bancus> Literally "Here is, but work."
05:32:24 <sbp> the genius of it is that it chains a popular language detector with a popular translator
05:32:34 <bancus> Yeah.
05:32:48 <bancus> I think I have another away message translated.
05:32:52 <sbp> supports unicode quotes now too
05:32:58 <sbp> phenny: “ma chien”?
05:32:59 <phenny> sbp: "but chien" (it)
05:33:03 <bancus> phenny: "寝ます。"?
05:33:05 <phenny> bancus: "You sleep." (ja)
05:33:10 <bancus> Near enough.
05:33:27 <bancus> I wouldn't expect machine translation to be able to pick up the subject by context.
05:33:51 <bancus> phenny: "昼ご飯を食べます。"?
05:33:53 <phenny> bancus: "The noon boiled rice is eaten." (ja)
05:33:56 <sbp> I would. freaking slacking machines
05:33:57 <bancus> Heh.
05:34:08 <bancus> Quite literal, but quite correct.
05:34:21 <bancus> "Eating lunch." would be a colloquial English translation.
05:34:30 <sbp> phenny: "こてこてと鍋かけし若菜哉"?
05:34:32 <phenny> sbp: "The iron iron and the pot it does to apply, Wakana 哉" (ja)
05:34:59 <sbp> phenny: "春雨や火もおもしろきなべの尻"?
05:35:01 <phenny> sbp: "Spring also the rain and the fire come funny, the rear end of the pan" (ja)
05:35:09 <sbp> better
05:35:13 <darobin> phenny: "mon chien"?
05:35:14 <phenny> darobin: "my dog" (fr)
05:35:18 <sbp> oh thox
05:35:30 <bancus> phenny: "la chat petit"?
05:35:33 <phenny> bancus: "the small cat" (fr)
05:35:51 <sbp> <Lugash> IS CAT
05:35:53 <darobin> phenny: "la petite chatte ou le petit chat"?
05:35:54 <phenny> darobin: "the small she-cat o