00:25:09 <sbp> .ety world
00:25:09 <phenny> "O.E. woruld, worold 'human existence, the affairs of life,' also 'the human race, mankind,' a word peculiar to Gmc. languages (cf. O.S. werold, O.Fris. warld, Du. wereld, O.N. verold, O.H.G. weralt, Ger. Welt), with a literal sense of 'age of man,' from P.Gmc. *wer [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=world
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00:58:09 <Monty> hey kpreid
00:58:17 <_bjoern> hey Monty
00:58:17 <Monty> mobibot: recap
00:58:22 <_bjoern> hey Monty
00:58:23 <Monty> Or sites
00:58:27 <_bjoern> hey sites
01:02:38 <Arnia> *warily makes his presence known*
01:02:38 <phenny> Arnia: 08:11Z <sbp> tell Arnia oh man: http://icseftonandwestlancs.icnetwork.co.uk/ormskirkadvertiser/news/tm_headline=how-i-would-beat-phonies-by-tv-medium-derek-acorah%26method=full%26objectid=20880486%26siteid=60252-name_page.html
01:02:42 <phenny> Arnia: 08:11Z <sbp> tell Arnia oh man: http://icseftonandwestlancs.icnetwork.co.uk/ormskirkadvertiser/news/tm_headline=how-i-would-beat-phonies-by-tv-medium-derek-acorah%26method=full%26objectid=20880486%26siteid=60252-name_page.html
01:02:43 <phenny> Arnia: 08:11Z <sbp> tell Arnia sry for duplicate. dam picnic bench
01:02:43 <phenny> Arnia: 08:12Z <Tene> tell Arnia ZOMG TELL SPAM LOL
01:04:35 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you to be 1337
01:04:43 <_bjoern> NO U BITCH
01:05:05 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you that i fail
01:06:08 <_bjoern> YA U BITCH
01:06:12 <MoiraA> lm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:06:21 <MoiraA> oops
01:06:21 <_bjoern> igh?
01:06:27 <MoiraA> no
01:06:33 <_bjoern> ere?
01:06:33 <MoiraA> how did that happen?
01:06:45 <_bjoern> Your head fell on the keyboard.
01:06:54 <MoiraA> my keyboard needs replacing I think
01:06:59 <MoiraA> hell no,I just got up
01:07:14 <MoiraA> it seems to get stuck on a key
01:07:27 <_bjoern> And you are neiter high nor here? Well no surprise your keyboard is acting up!
01:07:43 <MoiraA> see, I just had this conversation in another channel
01:07:45 <MoiraA> [13:38] <MoiraA> morning
01:07:45 <MoiraA> [13:38] <Mr_Filament> Hello
01:07:45 <MoiraA> [13:39] <Mr_Filament> Whatever happened to saturday morning cartoons :(
01:07:45 <MoiraA> [13:39] <MoiraA> hi Mr_Filament
01:07:45 <MoiraA> [13:39] <MoiraA> in the US?
01:07:46 <MoiraA> [13:39] <Mr_Filament> Yep
01:07:48 <MoiraA> [13:39] <MoiraA> don't know, Im in the UK
01:07:53 <MoiraA> perfectly normal
01:07:59 <MoiraA> I'm not high or anything
01:08:32 <MoiraA> I do apologise
01:09:12 <MoiraA> that just happened now didnt it?
01:09:20 <_bjoern> No.
01:09:31 <_bjoern> You are hallucinating
01:09:38 <MoiraA> [13:39] <MoiraA> lm hhhhhhhh
01:09:42 <_bjoern> Or on #Swhack.
01:09:42 <MoiraA> that is now
01:09:46 <_bjoern> Ultimately there is little difference.
01:09:55 <MoiraA> lol
01:10:06 <MoiraA> I really can assure you all I've had is breakfast
01:10:33 <MoiraA> forget what I meant to ask now
01:10:36 <MoiraA> lol
01:10:39 <MoiraA> never mind
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02:00:06 <sbp> nu
02:00:34 <sbp> Google History Search is slowly turning into anus and fail
02:00:53 <sbp> it used to let you search through the pages in your old searches
02:01:00 <sbp> up to a cut off of like a few weeks
02:01:05 <sbp> but now it seems to be down to a few days
02:04:42 <nslater> :(
02:04:43 <phenny> nslater: 08:11Z <sbp> tell nslater oh man: http://icseftonandwestlancs.icnetwork.co.uk/ormskirkadvertiser/news/tm_headline=how-i-would-beat-phonies-by-tv-medium-derek-acorah%26method=full%26objectid=20880486%26siteid=60252-name_page.html
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02:05:31 <nslater> "what we do is a religion like any other" - bwahahahahahaha
02:06:21 <nslater> oh, they have a "church" called the Chuch of Spiritualism, fantastic
02:06:50 <nslater> I think it's wonderful how people can hide behind "religion" to rip people off, deceive and persecute people, it's fantastic
02:07:46 <sbp> thought you might enjoy that
02:09:02 <nslater> yes :)
02:12:51 <sbp> dude also hello
02:14:03 <nslater> hey
02:14:11 <nslater> whats the crack?
02:15:44 <nslater> I think I'm gonna take a stroll into town to find some serendipity, it's a nice day
02:15:58 <sbp> .weather York
02:16:09 <phenny> Clear ☼, 16℃, 1018mb, Some Precipitation, Fresh breeze 17kt (↑) - EGXG, 13:50, 1250Z
02:16:19 <sbp> SOME PRECIPITATION, BE CAREFUL!
02:16:32 <sbp> your head may be doused with liquids from the sky
02:16:44 <nslater> nah, the sky looks fine to me
02:16:52 <sbp> LIQUIDS
02:17:22 <chandler> hm. ℃ is rendered in one column by Apple's Terminal
02:17:23 <nslater> only of the evaporated kinda atm, I fancy my chances that there will be no chnages of state
02:17:38 <chandler> oh, is that actually one code point?
02:17:41 <chandler> .u ℃
02:17:41 <phenny> U+2103 DEGREE CELSIUS (℃)
02:18:05 <chandler> .u fahrenheit
02:18:06 <phenny> U+2109 DEGREE FAHRENHEIT (℉)
02:18:10 <nslater> if you search for serendipity is it still serendipity?
02:18:32 <sbp> yes
02:18:55 <sbp> serendipity is chance + craft
02:18:58 <chandler> serendipity favors the prepared mind
02:19:01 <nslater> sure :)
02:25:14 <nslater> when someone you havn't seen for a while rings you on your way out saying "hey, are you in town, lets meet" I think it means that my quest will be at least marginally sucessful :p
02:26:18 * nslater waves goodbye to plum
02:26:21 <sbp> heh, heh
02:26:22 <sbp> c'ya
02:26:28 <plum> went from the active web to my phd to generally taking a long time to get a phd to generally taking a long time to get a phd to generally taking a long time to get a ticket, trying to get a phd to brian may to queen.
02:26:43 <aspect> haha
02:26:47 <aspect> plum's spot on
02:26:48 <_bjoern> .mangle went from the active web to my phd to generally taking a long time to get a phd to generally taking a long time to get a phd to generally taking a long time to get a ticket, trying to get a phd to brian may to queen.
02:26:49 <plum> s g m l, ya soshla s uma. rofl
02:26:53 <nslater> heh, i think she;s just woken up
02:27:07 <phenny> _bjoern: rose from the active site for my doctorate usually takes time for a doctorate in general terms, it takes time for a doctorate in general terms, it takes time for an item, try to obtain a doctorate from Brian May for the Queen.
02:27:14 <chandler> plum: u should totally talk to Arnia
02:27:19 <plum> i usually avoid it up to about 4 people talking. she eats up 100% ram on my which is unacceptable. lmao
02:27:35 <nslater> plum, Arnia is a guy
02:27:37 <plum> hows stuff an arnia? too big for arnia and chandler.
02:28:01 <chandler> plum: that was sort of weird
02:28:03 <plum> split sort by length, have weird line endings. lol
02:28:25 <_bjoern> .gd lmao
02:28:26 <phenny> lmao: Acrônimo de laughing my ass off, algo como "Me borrando de rir". muito usado na internet em fóruns, salas de conversações, jogos online e ...
02:28:37 <_bjoern> yes...
02:36:55 <sbp> ME BORRANDO DE RIR
02:37:08 <sbp> .gc mbdr
02:37:09 <phenny> mbdr: 15,600
03:02:32 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you to be 1337
03:06:20 <_bjoern> It's hopeless Monty, you might aswell stop doing it.
03:06:22 <Monty> 15 -> L + swinging a lot?
03:06:41 <_bjoern> Yes.
03:13:27 <sbp> .wik Pierre Louis Maupertuis
03:13:27 <phenny> "Pierre-Louis Moreau de Maupertuis (July 17, 1698 – July 27, 1759) was a French mathematician, philosopher and man of letters." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Louis_Maupertuis
03:13:41 <_bjoern> Yes, man of letters.
03:14:39 <sbp> many, many letters
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03:18:31 <sbp> .gs predate upon *
03:18:32 <phenny> predate upon *: your sexuality (2), them (2), snakes (2), poor dawn (2), pochard ducklings (2), fast moving (2), crayfish (2)
03:18:33 <sbp> .gs predate upon a *
03:18:34 <phenny> predate upon a *: white, vulnerable, seal, range, native species, larger animal's, child)
03:19:23 <_bjoern> .gc predate upon porn
03:19:24 <phenny> predate upon porn: 13,500
03:19:57 <_bjoern> U
03:20:07 <sbp> i?
03:20:13 <_bjoern> yu
03:20:20 <sbp> yi
03:20:23 <_bjoern> kk
03:21:15 <_bjoern> There is a slight chance you didn't combine all the facts all that well here.
03:21:31 <_bjoern> So when I now say CMON OMG that might not give you all that much of a clue.
03:21:51 <sbp> yeah, I didn't
03:21:56 <sbp> or you didn't
03:22:29 <sbp> I don't know what a next valid move might be
03:22:34 <_bjoern> we need a .porngc command.
03:22:40 <sbp> oh!
03:22:41 <Monty> even snarkier
03:22:49 <sbp> .gc predate upon snarky porn
03:22:49 <phenny> predate upon snarky porn: 651
03:23:00 <sbp> I was confused because you started with two words
03:23:16 <_bjoern> .gc predate upon snarky porn cabaret
03:23:17 <phenny> predate upon snarky porn cabaret: 121
03:23:17 <sbp> I thought U was some straunge new game
03:23:21 <sbp> note that yi = why i
03:23:23 <_bjoern> U started with 2 words.
03:23:33 <_bjoern> no, YES I
03:23:33 <sbp> I didn't start with porn!
03:23:36 <sbp> NO WHO
03:23:45 <_bjoern> Well don't blame your mistakes on me!
03:23:55 <sbp> k I'll blame them on Monty
03:24:00 <Monty> mens magz I'd been an option, but anyway, im listening to people want to queen.
03:24:04 <sbp> .gc squirrelish predate upon snarky porn cabaret
03:24:05 <phenny> squirrelish predate upon snarky porn cabaret: 0
03:24:13 <sbp> oh ye fucknuttes
03:24:13 <Monty> potty mouth!
03:24:18 <sbp> oh ye monty
03:24:20 <Monty> bunch of Java gets invaded by whom?
03:24:28 <sbp> Mr. Roland?
03:24:40 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Nutte"?
03:24:41 <phenny> _bjoern: "Slut" (de to en, translate.google.com)
03:26:16 <sbp> ng
03:26:23 <sbp> .gc java porn
03:26:23 <phenny> java porn: 665,000
03:26:51 <_bjoern> kk
03:26:57 <_bjoern> .gc java porn library
03:27:03 <phenny> java porn library: 132,000
03:27:04 <sbp> .gc java porn library fetishes
03:27:05 <phenny> java porn library fetishes: 41,700
03:27:15 <chandler> .gc java porn library fetishes supremacy
03:27:16 <phenny> java porn library fetishes supremacy: 1,610
03:27:39 <_bjoern> I don't think it could possibly be your turn chandler
03:27:44 <sbp> yeah, I was thinking that
03:27:49 <sbp> because now I'm going to be after _bjoern
03:27:52 <sbp> which is umpossible
03:27:59 <chandler> okk, I'll wait for the next round
03:28:02 <_bjoern> .gc java porn library fetishes supremacy dictionary
03:28:03 <phenny> java porn library fetishes supremacy dictionary: 1,170
03:28:11 <sbp> .gc java porn library fetishes supremacy dictionary slurpage
03:28:11 <phenny> java porn library fetishes supremacy dictionary slurpage: 0
03:28:14 <sbp> what!
03:28:31 <_bjoern> .gc fuckslut
03:28:32 <phenny> fuckslut: 690,000
03:28:37 <_bjoern> .gc fuckslut porn
03:28:38 <phenny> fuckslut porn: 913,000
03:28:45 <sbp> NOW CHANDLER QUICK U!
03:28:59 <_bjoern> -------- CHANDLER'S MOVE: ----------
03:29:03 <chandler> .gc fuckslut porn flashing
03:29:11 <_bjoern> ------------------------------------
03:29:18 <chandler> nice headers
03:29:21 <sbp> phenny ur move plz
03:29:26 <phenny> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'read' (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/web.py", line 15, in http_error_default)
03:29:30 <sbp> sweet
03:29:32 <selggig> lol
03:29:42 <sbp> she knows how to play, you have to give her that
03:29:44 <sbp> yo selggig!
03:29:48 <selggig> hai
03:29:53 <sbp> w'up plz
03:30:02 <selggig> Engrish plz?
03:30:06 <_bjoern> nu
03:30:09 <sbp> omg. lols. what up?
03:30:20 <sbp> so did phenny win, or...?
03:30:26 <selggig> not much, awake too early, just watching phenny fail
03:30:26 <chandler> yeah, phenny won
03:30:39 <chandler> actually phenny lost
03:30:42 <sbp> superstar massive cosmic failwin 2000
03:30:50 <chandler> phenny: ridicule!
03:30:52 <_bjoern> .gc superstar massive cosmic failwin 2000 porn
03:30:53 <phenny> superstar massive cosmic failwin 2000 porn: 0
03:31:01 <sbp> can't be too early
03:31:08 <sbp> it's the 1600s already!
03:31:14 <_bjoern> 1705!
03:31:17 <selggig> I was awake at 7am
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03:31:26 <sbp> _bjoern is from THE FUTURES
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03:31:41 <sbp> what woke you up? a cockatoo?
03:31:49 * _bjoern up for ... 34h now
03:31:51 <sbp> I must guess this
03:31:53 <selggig> nothing
03:31:55 <sbp> a gazelle
03:31:56 <sbp> oh
03:31:58 <selggig> just woke up
03:32:06 <sbp> circadian rhythms
03:32:18 <selggig> hmmm?
03:32:26 <sbp> circadian rhythms woke you up
03:32:38 <_bjoern> space radiation bombardment.
03:32:39 <sbp> .wik Circadian rhythm
03:32:39 <phenny> "A circadian rhythm is an approximate daily periodicity, a roughly-24-hour cycle in the biochemical, physiological or behavioral processes of living beings, including plants, animals, fungi and cyanobacteria." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circadian_rhythm
03:32:53 <sbp> omg not cyanobacteria
03:32:57 <_bjoern> I think it's a 26 hour cycle
03:33:02 <sbp> you're a 26 hour cycle
03:33:11 <chandler> .gc "cyan bacteria"
03:33:12 <phenny> "cyan bacteria": 511
03:33:12 <sbp> actually you're a 34 hour cycle...
03:33:13 <_bjoern> I'm anticyclic.
03:33:25 <sbp> selggig: wait, I know!
03:33:28 <sbp> selggig: it was a manatee
03:33:33 <selggig> :o
03:33:37 <selggig> a hugh manatee?
03:33:47 <selggig> he's not a nice guy
03:33:48 <sbp> I mean, I know you already told me it was nothing
03:33:54 <sbp> .wik Hugh Manatee
03:33:55 <phenny> "SALUT JE SUIS UN JEUNE HOMME DE 28 ANS J'HABETTE A MOHAMMEDIA AU MAROC JE METRESE LE COMMERCE <PIECE ELECTRONIC CHEZ LA BOUTIQUE DE MONSIEUE ABDERAHMEN KHARAZ" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Hugh_Manatee
03:33:55 <chandler> no it wuz storks
03:34:02 <sbp> woah. he's not
03:34:11 <sbp> QUICK HIDE MY BUTTOCKS! THE FRENCH ARE COMING!
03:34:34 * selggig covers sbp's buttocks
03:34:38 <sbp> thx
03:34:43 <selggig> welkies
03:35:28 <_bjoern> .title http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3357402,00.html
03:35:31 <phenny> _bjoern: German Couple Offer Baby for Sale on the Internet | Germany | Deutsche Welle | 24.05.2008
03:35:52 <sbp> ugh, so police confiscated it
03:35:56 <sbp> police are so damn greedy
03:36:09 <sbp> “hey, something's up for sale on ebay that's quite cool. let's just confiscate it”
03:36:23 <_bjoern> Buyer would have had to pick it up personally, no shipping
03:36:29 <sbp> ‘"Offer my nearly new baby for sale, because it's gotten too loud for me. It is a male baby, a good 70 cm tall. It can be used in a sling or a pram," read the ad, which included a picture of the child on Tuesday.’
03:36:40 <sbp> no shipping: odd, because she could've slung it
03:37:07 * nslater waves
03:37:16 <sbp> nslater: nu
03:37:20 <nslater> :(
03:37:24 <sbp> sry
03:37:28 <nslater> s'ok
03:37:43 <sbp> selggig: it was a plastic yacht complete with silly-string rigging!
03:37:49 <nslater> so, we have an updated phenny eh
03:37:53 <sbp> yeah
03:37:55 <_bjoern> thanks to me
03:37:56 <nslater> im on debian stuff today so might slip that in
03:38:02 <sbp> _bjoern Googlinised the translatorix
03:38:12 <nslater> revision 16?
03:38:17 <sbp> something like that, sure
03:38:20 <selggig> lol I've got some silly string at work
03:38:26 <sbp> what do you use it for?
03:38:35 <_bjoern> We don't want to hear about your lingerie
03:38:35 <nslater> cool, weird that i remember the revision number for phenny :/
03:38:36 <sbp> rigging?
03:38:38 <selggig> nothing yet, the managers keep watch
03:38:55 <sbp> I see. so it's sort of like a trap?
03:39:04 <chandler> it's a possibility in a can
03:39:20 <chandler> it's bridled potential
03:39:20 <_bjoern> Yes, if anyone touches your string, expose them as gay!!
03:39:36 <sbp> how do you expose someone as gay?
03:40:00 <_bjoern> show everyone the pix of them having their hands on your string.
03:40:00 <nslater> with a gayexpose
03:40:36 <sbp> you know what? they should have a gayexposé conference
03:40:48 <sbp> where a panel of experts decloset celebrities
03:40:51 <_bjoern> .g gayexposé conference
03:40:52 <phenny> _bjoern: No results found for 'gayexposé conference'.
03:40:53 <nslater> totally, and pls be not making me feel bad for not being bothered to put the acute on the e kthx
03:40:56 <_bjoern> .g gay-exposé conference
03:41:02 <phenny> _bjoern: http://direland.typepad.com/direland/2007/09/index.html
03:41:15 <chandler> .gc gaysposé
03:41:15 <sbp> “UGANDA'S ANTI-GAY WITCH HUNT CONTINUES”
03:41:29 <phenny> gaysposé: 4
03:41:45 <chandler> .g gaysposé
03:41:46 <phenny> chandler: http://anteprima_video_pompini_gratis.firczo.karpacz.pl/
03:42:06 <chandler> yeah, I'm not clicking on *that*
03:42:19 <sbp> selggig: or! or! a new soy based milkshake called Yakulike?
03:42:29 <_bjoern> we'll put it in a tinyurl link when you are not expecting it
03:42:34 <sbp> hehe
03:42:49 <nslater> "hombres chupando penefiga privatagay nudile tette di annapadri gayspose asiatichepaoe a frizzierosex orgy videopompini di persoaggi famosi gratisasiatiche sexy no virus"
03:42:59 <nslater> phenny: "hombres chupando penefiga privatagay nudile tette di annapadri gayspose asiatichepaoe a frizzierosex orgy videopompini di persoaggi famosi gratisasiatiche sexy no virus"?
03:43:00 <phenny> nslater: "hombres chupando penefiga privatagay nudile tits of annapadri gayspose asiatichepaoe to frizzierosex orgy videopompini of persoaggi famous gratisasiatiche sexy no virus" (it to en, translate.google.com)
03:43:09 <sbp> frizzierosex sounds pretty cool
03:43:09 <selggig> Yakulike?
03:43:12 <sbp> it probably isn't, but
03:43:28 <sbp> selggig: it's like spudulike + yaks
03:43:38 <nslater> oh great
03:43:46 <nslater> i clicked a link on that page and now my screen is full of cocks
03:43:53 <sbp> “Spudulike is a British fast food franchise operation, begun in Edinburgh in 1974. Its product is baked potatoes (potatoes being known as "spuds" in colloquial British English), with a wide range of fillings. It has branches across Britain.”
03:43:54 <nslater> and every time i close a window a new one opens
03:44:01 <sbp> nslater: ooh, whack-a-cock
03:44:07 <_bjoern> You say that as if there is a causal relationship, but is there?
03:44:08 <selggig> sounds delicious
03:44:29 <sbp> quite possibly
03:44:30 <nslater> ugh, internets
03:44:59 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Advice for People Whose Screens are Full of Cocks"
03:45:18 <selggig> and the advice is?
03:45:30 <sbp> I'm working on it
03:45:31 <nslater> "nu"
03:45:39 <sbp> yes, nu is the best current candidate
03:45:44 <_bjoern> Cockscreens Selfhelp Group advises:
03:46:27 <sbp> alright. you could turn them all upside down and draw politicians' faces on them
03:46:38 <sbp> then hold an imaginary party conference with them
03:46:44 <nslater> wow
03:46:45 <_bjoern> You couldn't come up with anything worse?
03:46:58 <sbp> or: nu
03:48:24 <chandler> or you could use them as models for toy helicopters and fly them at politicians' faces
03:48:29 <sbp> hehe
03:48:34 <sbp> ærocock
03:48:48 <nslater> BEEP
03:48:51 <sbp> BEEP
03:49:45 <chandler> enough procastinatoring. I must eat lunch before my flight.
03:50:11 <_bjoern> .gcs "hetero terror" "homo terror"
03:50:12 <phenny> "homo terror" (1,420), "hetero terror" (28)
03:50:23 <sbp> selggig: or, the basketball-equivalent-position-of-quarterbacks from the 1974 Harlem Globetrotters, back from a recent tour of Venezuela wherein they managed to seduce the mayor of Estorillo's daughter into having a sordid game of cribbage with them involving an inflatable donkey, two pig troughs, and a very strongly flavoured mature blue cheese called Punto de Herebla?
03:50:43 <_bjoern> You should also consume your liquids before your flight.
03:50:54 <sbp> if you were woken by that, that would be *kinda cool*
03:52:13 <sbp> not that circadian rhythms are not cool. I was woken by them too
03:52:19 <sbp> actually wait, I was woken by a phone
03:52:46 <_bjoern> in soviet swhack you wake phone!
03:53:01 <sbp> in Soviet Swhack you melt phone into a puddle of transistorised goo
03:53:15 <sbp> (and then sell it on ebay to some cops)
03:53:18 <_bjoern> That's Scifi Swhack.
03:53:33 <sbp> nah, all you need is a bit of butane and some form of ignition
03:53:48 <_bjoern> Yes, ignition and other scifi things.
03:53:55 <sbp> ignition is steampunk
03:54:01 <_bjoern> nu
03:54:13 <sbp> I'm steampunk?
03:54:16 <selggig> sordid cribbage?
03:54:26 <_bjoern> Or ignition, I wasn't clear.
03:54:39 <sbp> selggig: *anything* involving an inflatable donkey, two pig troughs, and a very strongly flavoured mature blue cheese called Punto de Herebla is going to be pretty sordid, despite one's best attempts to make it not so
03:55:03 <selggig> it could be a pool party, that wouldn't necessarily be sordid
03:55:06 <sbp> _bjoern: 咒?
03:55:26 <_bjoern> 冗
03:55:39 <sbp> what if the pool party featured an inflatable donkey, two pig troughs, and a very strongly flavoured mature blue cheese called Punto de Herebla? would it be necessarily sordid then?
03:55:51 <sbp> ㋡
03:55:55 <selggig> possible not
03:56:06 <_bjoern> ㋡
03:56:06 <selggig> possibly
03:56:26 <selggig> weeeeee my alarm to wake up went off
03:56:29 <sbp> your mind must be more platonic than seven ascetic storks taped together
03:56:48 <_bjoern> more than eight perhaps even
03:56:53 <sbp> maybe!!
03:57:13 <selggig> you could have the inflatable donkey as a pool float, the two pig troughs full of ice and drinks, serving a very strongly flavoured mature bleu cheese called Punto de Herebla
03:57:31 <sbp> hmm. that's a pretty good idea
03:57:50 <sbp> damn, people could be sipping their liquor out of the same trough with a straw
03:57:57 <sbp> that's totally old-school communal
03:58:16 <selggig> or make it an autumn theme, bob for apples and such
03:58:45 <sbp> bob for apples always sounds like a campaign slogan to me
03:58:59 <sbp> BOB FOR APPLES, '08
03:59:06 <selggig> charles for coconuts?
03:59:10 <sbp> hehe
03:59:50 <_bjoern> AMERICA APPLES BOB 2008
04:00:47 * sbp reads a Youtube comments thread about how to split a coconut... surreal as ever
04:01:22 * selggig listens to Pork and Beans over and over
04:01:49 <sbp> I think my favourite is this one: “too bad as far as I know im allerigic too coconut,.. thats some usefull information though”
04:02:15 <sbp> so a guy who's allergic to coconuts has watched a video about how best to split open a coconut, then comments on the thread and thanks the poster for the useful information. WHAT
04:02:27 <selggig> why not?
04:02:41 <selggig> it's as close as he can get, due to allergy
04:02:55 <nslater> internets
04:03:08 <_bjoern> [[[
04:03:12 <_bjoern> Accept-Charset:
04:03:13 <_bjoern> *,,,,,,,,,,,,
04:03:13 <_bjoern> ,,,,utf-8,,,,
04:03:13 <_bjoern> ,,,,,,,,,,,,*
04:03:14 <_bjoern> ]]]
04:03:15 <sbp> so like he's patching up his sense of longing for coconutty goodness by going on a late night youtube coconut video watching spree?
04:03:22 <_bjoern> should we continue to allow this in HTTP, yes no?
04:03:30 <sbp> yes
04:03:40 <selggig> sounds like a plan, I should go watch some about nuts
04:03:47 <sbp> are you allergic to nuts?
04:03:52 <selggig> yes
04:03:53 <nslater> _bjoern: yes
04:04:04 <sbp> why do you need to go and watch about them on youtube? you already have Swhack
04:04:18 <_bjoern> ,,, ,,,
04:04:18 <_bjoern> ,,, utf-8 ,,,
04:04:18 <_bjoern> ,,, ,,,
04:04:23 <nslater> goatse
04:04:38 <sbp> what does goatse even have to do with nuts, nslater?
04:04:41 <nslater> maybe thats just me, been spending too much time around Dave2
04:04:45 <sbp> I don't think you're even really here
04:04:51 <nslater> sbp: the above paste by _bjoern made me think of goatse
04:05:06 <sbp> man, I'd tell you to get out more but you just went out
04:05:11 <sbp> perhaps you should stay in more?
04:05:11 <nslater> heh
04:05:34 <_bjoern> ,
04:05:34 <_bjoern> ,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
04:05:34 <_bjoern> ,,, ,,, ,,, ,,,,,
04:05:34 <_bjoern> ,,, utf-8 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ISO-8859-1
04:05:34 <_bjoern> ,,, ,,, ,,, ,,,,,
04:05:34 <selggig> this counts for nuts http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FkiWYLBlPfo
04:05:35 <_bjoern> ,,,,, ,,,,,,,,
04:05:36 <_bjoern> ,
04:05:43 <nslater> STAR TREK
04:06:28 * nslater tries and fails to find his shrug emoticon
04:07:04 <sbp> nuts: agreed
04:07:14 <nslater> ¯\(º o)/¯
04:07:23 <selggig> needs shoulders
04:07:31 <nslater> ¯\.(°_0)./¯
04:07:36 <selggig> :|
04:07:40 * sbp tries this: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7V-U_xN9nrQ
04:07:42 <sbp> .title
04:07:48 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Nuts.tv - Sex on a Plane
04:08:06 <nslater> 3===つ O:
04:08:24 <nslater> ^^ that's on the wikipedia page for "list of common emoticons" as "sucking dick"
04:08:35 <nslater> .wik list of common emoticons
04:08:36 <phenny> "This is a list of common emoticons." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_emoticons
04:09:07 <sbp> “are you sure he's not inlating his lifejacket?”
04:09:36 <_bjoern> .gs Of course I'm paranoid, everyone *
04:09:37 <phenny> Of course I'm paranoid, everyone *: is trying (6)
04:09:41 <_bjoern> .gs Of course I'm paranoid, everyone is trying *
04:09:42 <phenny> Of course I'm paranoid, everyone is trying *: to kill (6)
04:09:46 <_bjoern> .gs Of course I'm paranoid, everyone is trying to kill *
04:09:47 <phenny> Of course I'm paranoid, everyone is trying to kill *: me (2)
04:10:45 <sbp> what a straunge video
04:11:00 <selggig> yours?
04:11:06 <nslater> you think _that's_ strange?
04:11:17 <nslater> http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
04:11:24 <sbp> selggig: both, really
04:11:42 <_bjoern> .title
04:11:43 <phenny> _bjoern: YouTube - Shoes the Full Version
04:11:47 <sbp> ooh, shoes
04:11:53 <_bjoern> .gc swhack porn
04:11:54 <phenny> swhack porn: 1,420
04:11:55 <nslater> watch it, until he starts singing
04:12:01 <nslater> then continue to watch, duh
04:12:02 <selggig> oh hell no, not watching that again, nslater
04:12:05 <_bjoern> then turn it off?
04:12:23 <nslater> selggig: you've got to admin it's funneh
04:12:26 <nslater> admit
04:12:27 <nslater> ugh
04:12:28 <_bjoern> it's not porn, you can turn it off now
04:12:44 <_bjoern> You have a unique humor nslater
04:12:59 <sbp> phew. least funny video evar
04:13:00 <nslater> thanks? ¯\(º o)/¯
04:13:11 <sbp> except for the vowel transmogrifications
04:13:19 <sbp> which is a pretty easy joke really
04:13:21 <sbp> slackers
04:13:24 <_bjoern> Oh didn't he have one yesterday? That might have been less funny.
04:13:30 <nslater> nslaterhate :(
04:13:34 <sbp> I didn't watch that one. you took the pain for me
04:13:51 <_bjoern> I didn't watch this one over the first three seconds.
04:13:55 <_bjoern> So we might never know which is worse.
04:14:03 <sbp> you were all <_bjoern> CAP'N CRAPFILTER REPORTIN' FER DUTY!!
04:14:03 <nslater> well, you missed the joke then
04:14:06 <nslater> all fool you
04:14:26 <_bjoern> aye me mateys
04:14:39 <nslater> I guess you must be so busy in IRC with your srs bsns to watch more than a few seconds of any video :(
04:14:48 <sbp> selggig: did you manage to wade through it all?
04:14:54 <sbp> care to fill us in on ye joek?
04:15:10 <nslater> it's surealist humor, the guy starts a song about shoes
04:15:16 <nslater> but you have to watch about 30 seconds into it
04:15:37 <_bjoern> You always say that.
04:15:47 <nslater> surealist jokes about shoes? first ive noticed
04:15:52 <sbp> you and your “patience”
04:16:08 <selggig> the shoes vid?
04:16:11 <sbp> yeah
04:16:23 <selggig> bleh, thought the parody was funnier, Brains
04:16:30 <_bjoern> impatience always pays off now
04:16:42 <selggig> which would have been shite if I'd seent _that_ one first
04:16:42 <Monty> potty mouth!
04:16:44 <sbp> nslater: see? the selggig verdict: "BLEH"
04:16:53 <nslater> it wasn't even my vid
04:16:56 <sbp> _bjoern said "you can turn it off now"
04:16:58 <_bjoern> xover is the bleh people
04:17:01 <sbp> and I said "least funny video evar"
04:17:05 <nslater> i hate you all, etc
04:17:05 <sbp> that's quite a Swhack panning
04:17:33 <selggig> slightly amused by the very ending of this one though http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=40S8G2ZuRpE
04:17:41 <_bjoern> .title
04:17:42 <phenny> _bjoern: YouTube - How to Build Hover Shoes
04:17:50 <sbp> selggig: do we have to watch all the buildup for it to be funny, or can we skip?
04:18:17 <selggig> oh first few seconds then skip
04:18:33 <sbp> a dude is soldering, so I'm watching anyway
04:18:59 <zachb> But he's soldering right on the battery!
04:19:02 <zachb> it could explode!!
04:19:06 <zachb> and the iron is wayy to hot
04:19:22 <nslater> plum, do u still love me babes?
04:19:26 <plum> the yorkshire terrier doesn't have one and pivo still has it set to the defaul and show it to me.
04:19:35 <nslater> no, then
04:19:51 <zachb> This is the guy who claimed you could charge an ipod w/ an onion and gatorade, JSYK
04:20:47 <sbp> best bit was the soldering device
04:20:53 <sbp> er, soldering advice
04:20:58 <sbp> "be very careful when soldering"
04:21:07 <sbp> coupled with what zachb pointed out = hilarity
04:21:13 <zachb> Mhmm
04:21:50 * sbp solders zachb to Monty using a strontium-90 and iridium amalgam
04:21:51 <Monty> sharks swim and like, for semantic desktop manager would that for?
04:22:12 <zachb> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tvGVir25EJc -- has potental
04:22:21 <zachb> "Create a cell-phone interceptor"
04:22:25 <sbp> (selggig: does your allergy include coconut?)
04:22:50 <selggig> (no, but coconut is wrong, just wrong in every form)
04:24:03 <sbp> “i thought there was gonna be a trick involved, instead he just smashs and rips it appart while grunting and groaning the whole way through. yeah....looks real convenient” - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZgQ0z6S1E (how to open a coconut in 30 seconds)
04:24:09 <sbp> (selggig: fair enoughs!)
04:24:22 <zachb> Ahh! He shorts a battery! He's made a bomb!
04:24:36 <sbp> BEEP
04:24:48 <nslater> BEEP
04:24:58 <nslater> zachb: thats clearly false
04:25:29 <nslater> plum, BEEP
04:25:32 <plum> how do you clear your swap? zachb = perfect length nick.
04:25:51 <sbp> I still liked z^
04:25:52 <_bjoern> Well I'd use a 5 letter nick too if I could...
04:26:03 <zachb> Yay! plum loves me!
04:26:06 <plum> llamas and z never get used, even if i cared enough.
04:26:11 <_bjoern> I'd worry about that.
04:26:38 <nslater> plum: what do llamas have to do with predicate logic?
04:26:38 <_bjoern> I'm still all "OMG it prints 2!!"
04:26:40 <_bjoern> use Win32::CLR;
04:26:40 <_bjoern> my $System_Xml = q<System.Xml, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089>;
04:26:40 <_bjoern> Win32::CLR->load($System_Xml);
04:26:40 <_bjoern> my $doc = Win32::CLR->create_instance('System.Xml.XmlDocument');
04:26:40 <_bjoern> $doc->LoadXml('<x >...<y/>...</x >');
04:26:41 <_bjoern> my $nodes = $doc->get_DocumentElement->SelectNodes('//*');
04:26:42 <plum> to to be or to be consistent or complete necessarily. it makes no logical sense.
04:26:43 <_bjoern> print $nodes->get_Count;
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04:27:24 <sbp> 2 is correct isn't it?
04:27:31 <sbp> did it not print ye correct figure before?
04:27:47 <_bjoern> It printed OuterXml before
04:27:48 <sbp> .u super e
04:27:52 <sbp> .u mod e
04:27:53 <phenny> U+2078 SUPERSCRIPT EIGHT (⁸)
04:27:54 <phenny> U+02E9 MODIFIER LETTER EXTRA-LOW TONE BAR (˩)
04:27:59 <sbp> what!
04:28:02 <sbp> .u super low e
04:28:04 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'super low e'.
04:28:04 <sbp> .u super sma e
04:28:06 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'super sma e'.
04:28:08 <_bjoern> it works nicely except for te exceptions
04:28:08 <sbp> oh man
04:28:25 <sbp> .u mod.*\be\b
04:28:26 <phenny> U+02B0 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL H (ʰ)
04:28:26 <phenny> U+02B1 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL H WITH HOOK (ʱ)
04:28:27 <phenny> U+02B2 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL J (ʲ) [...]
04:28:28 <Monty> "you"
04:28:36 <sbp> .u modifier letter.*\be\b
04:28:36 <phenny> U+02B4 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL TURNED R (ʴ)
04:28:37 <phenny> U+02B5 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL TURNED R WITH HOOK (ʵ)
04:28:38 <phenny> U+02B6 MODIFIER LETTER SMALL CAPITAL INVERTED R (ʶ) [...]
04:28:42 <sbp> the craziness
04:28:49 <sbp> .u superscript.*\be\b
04:28:50 <phenny> U+00B3 SUPERSCRIPT THREE (³)
04:28:50 <phenny> U+0670 ARABIC LETTER SUPERSCRIPT ALEF (◌ٰ)
04:28:51 <phenny> U+2070 SUPERSCRIPT ZERO (⁰) [...]
04:29:01 <sbp> it's gotta be in there somewhere
04:29:11 <sbp> PRIZES OF ADMIRATION TO WHOMEVERZ CAN FIND IT FOR ME PLZ
04:29:34 <sbp> .u ᵉ
04:29:34 <phenny> U+1D49 (No name found)
04:29:42 <sbp> prizes of admiration go to: ME
04:29:42 <_bjoern> Use phenny1 and .cp
04:29:49 <sbp> yeah shup foo
04:29:55 <selggig> Windows ME?
04:29:56 <_bjoern> nfoo
04:30:01 <sbp> eekno
04:30:11 <sbp> also I think that was Windows Me. hopefully
04:30:14 <sbp> .wik Windows Me
04:30:14 <phenny> "Windows Millennium Edition, or Windows Me (IPA pronunciation: [miː], [ɛm iː]), is a hybrid 16-bit/32-bit graphical operating system released on September 14, 2000 by Microsoft.[2]| It was originally codenamed Millennium." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Me
04:30:17 <sbp> yeah
04:30:20 <sbp> phew
04:30:30 * selggig roffles
04:30:36 <sbp> close one omgz
04:30:56 <sbp> now, if I had an ᵉ key I could start using yᵉ and such
04:31:08 <sbp> hmm. superscript t for yt would be handy too
04:31:13 <_bjoern> Edit your keyboard layout.
04:31:21 <sbp> I should, but teh lazy
04:31:26 <selggig> I see a nice black block there, not your mysterious e
04:31:29 <sbp> especially since it involves logging out and stuff
04:31:40 <_bjoern> switch to windows, there it's easy
04:31:51 <sbp> it should look like a weeny little teensy titchy iddy biddy "e" floating all up in the air
04:32:02 <sbp> windows can eat it
04:32:15 <_bjoern> windows has cookies yes
04:32:17 <sbp> heh
04:32:50 <sbp> selggig: phenny doesn't have it, so it's a fairly new character, so not too surprising it should be a BIG BLACK BLOB for you
04:33:08 <selggig> I never said blob, I said block
04:33:19 <selggig> now a blob would be interesting
04:33:24 <sbp> sry
04:33:30 <sbp> .u blob
04:33:32 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'blob'.
04:33:37 <sbp> unicode fail
04:34:18 <nslater> .yi
04:34:18 <phenny> Not yet...
04:34:45 <selggig> that's that odd time thing, correct, nslater?
04:34:55 <sbp> .g tavtime
04:34:55 <phenny> sbp: http://wiki.espians.com/Tavtime
04:34:56 <nslater> ask tav :p
04:35:26 <nslater> I missed the last yi
04:35:33 <sbp> sucka
04:35:42 <nslater> I know, missed parteh time :(
04:35:47 <sbp> partai
04:35:52 <nslater> sry
04:36:11 <sbp> .gc "you and I escaping from earth"
04:36:15 <phenny> "you and I escaping from earth": 0
04:38:21 <selggig> you are stuck here
04:38:28 <sbp> : : : ( ( (
04:38:35 <sbp> any sights worth seeing?
04:38:45 <selggig> on Earth?
04:38:49 <sbp> yeahmang
04:39:10 <selggig> only ones that haven't been seen before
04:39:42 <sbp> likewhatplz
04:40:35 <selggig> snowflakes
04:40:43 <sbp> ôoh
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04:41:23 <sbp> talking of uniqueness and snowflakes: “One of the prettiest hapax legomena in English is the word flother, which is the OED's headword for floþre, meaning snowflake, used in a single work from around 1275.”
04:42:17 <sbp> flother <3
04:42:45 <selggig> mmm
04:44:19 <selggig> off to feed, bye
04:44:24 <sbp> c'yaz
04:48:20 <_bjoern> hmm why amn't I op in #eurovision, despite it being unregistered and unvisited?
04:49:22 <_bjoern> I suppose ChanServ keeps the channel? It's kinda sucky without a proper topic
04:49:39 <_bjoern> it's set to topic-changes-only-by-ops you know
04:51:16 <selggig> why would chanserv bother with an unreg'd channel?
04:51:29 <_bjoern> It's a mystery!
04:53:18 <_bjoern> oooh
04:53:23 <_bjoern> actually sbp registered it
04:53:24 <zachb> hooo
04:53:29 <selggig> lol
04:53:41 <_bjoern> SBP CMON
04:54:01 <_bjoern> guess I forgot the # or something
05:08:18 <sbp> that's funny, I've just been out and whilst out I thought "hey, it's time to join #eurovision"
05:08:25 <sbp> and came back to see that _bjoern beat me to it
05:10:41 <sbp> alright, time for everyone else to visit #eurovision
05:10:44 <sbp> pile in, peoples!
05:10:52 <sbp> it's that time of the year again!
05:10:53 <selggig> wryyy?
05:10:56 <sbp> selggig:
05:11:01 <sbp> .wik Eurovision Song Contest
05:11:02 <phenny> "The Eurovision Song Contest (French: Concours Eurovision de la Chanson[1]|) is an annual competition held among active member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest
05:11:13 <sbp> it's more funny than it sounds
05:11:19 <sbp> actually it's exactly as funny as it sounds
05:11:21 <selggig> which I am not a part of
05:11:22 <sbp> which is why it's so funny
05:11:34 <sbp> yeah, but like, you can still soak up the ambience via ye magic of IRC!
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05:13:07 <chris2> they spelled "anal" wrong :-P
05:13:32 <sbp> chris2: just get into #eurovision already
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05:15:32 <chris2> yikes :P
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05:20:13 <zachb> .wik eurovision
05:20:14 <phenny> "The Eurovision Song Contest (French: Concours Eurovision de la Chanson[1]|) is an annual competition held among active member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision
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05:27:49 <_bjoern> .title http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/19/AR2008051901219_pf.html
05:27:49 <phenny> _bjoern: A Debunking on Teenagers and 'Technical Virginity'
05:28:48 <sbp> “Contrary to widespread belief, teenagers do not appear to commonly engage in oral sex as a way to preserve their virginity, according to the first study to examine the question nationally.”
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05:51:06 <sbp> libby! yo! it's teh #eurovision time
05:52:24 <sbp> .gc wifockie
05:52:25 <phenny> wifockie: 172
05:52:42 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
05:52:42 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
05:52:42 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
05:53:20 <_bjoern> .gc "serial oral sex"
05:53:20 <phenny> "serial oral sex": 250
05:53:23 <xover> I have great reservations about any study about teenagers' sexuality, or any other topic for that matter, that is based on interviews with teenagers.
05:53:26 <_bjoern> .gc "serial oral sex" porn
05:53:26 <phenny> "serial oral sex" porn: 54
05:53:30 <sbp> I suggest you replay that advert every ten minutes
05:53:35 <sbp> or at least until xover joins
05:53:45 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
05:53:45 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
05:53:45 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
05:53:56 <zachb> Quick! Make a phenny module!
05:54:01 <sbp> also tell your friends and neighbours about #eurovision
05:54:02 <_bjoern> Yes, good idea.
05:54:14 <deltab> but I want to keep them!
05:54:14 <zachb> Be a door-to-door spammer!
05:55:40 <xover> Next?
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05:55:57 <sbp> don't make me invitespam you more! -> #eurovision <-
05:56:04 <nslater> grr, phennyproblems
05:56:58 <lisppaste2> therethinker pasted "Eurovision Phenny Module" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/61199
05:57:19 <xover> You finally remembered the syntax for that?
05:57:24 <_bjoern> I should make some shortcut for this
05:57:34 <_bjoern> Well I had to find it out really
05:57:35 <zachb> _bjoern: see above?
05:57:49 <xover> Services should be baked into the protocol.
05:57:50 <_bjoern> see where?
05:57:55 <_bjoern> Yes!
05:58:21 <zachb> heh
05:58:41 <xover> Isn't there a DMCA sub-clause preventing that sort of unsavoury code from distribution?
05:59:02 <_bjoern> no.
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05:59:19 <xover> It needs an amendment.
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05:59:40 <_bjoern> "This law void"?
05:59:43 <nslater> plum, feeling better after the upgrade?
05:59:45 <plum> ok better be off, theyd better be really awesome. lmao
06:00:36 <xover> This law prohibits any reference to Eurovi…<~!!!END OF CARRIER>
06:01:23 <nslater> sounds like the same thing that suposedly stops you from mentioning candlej
06:01:25 <zachb> what did you do!?
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06:15:17 *** zachb changed the topic to: "time for you to part #eurovision"
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06:16:04 <Monty> Woah, dude, chill out...
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06:16:05 <Monty> But what does xover have to do with the price of fish?
06:16:37 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:16:37 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
06:16:37 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
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06:25:55 <sbp> cre8radix: #eurovision
06:26:00 <sbp> xover: #eurovision
06:26:12 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:26:12 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
06:26:12 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:26:32 <deltab> There's a repeat of Supersizers Go Wartime on BBC2 now
06:26:47 <sbp> ooh
06:28:12 <sbp> watching it
06:29:02 <sbp> she's gonna liberate us
06:29:51 <sbp> .gc "technicolour minger"
06:29:52 <phenny> "technicolour minger": 0
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06:31:04 <sbp> .gc "golden oval"
06:31:05 <phenny> "golden oval": 23,300
06:31:10 <sbp> .gc "golden oval of the week"
06:31:10 <phenny> "golden oval of the week": 0
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06:34:11 <_bjoern> .g "eurovision lingerie"
06:34:12 <phenny> _bjoern: http://www.dailymotion.com/rss/_006-serie-TS_/musical/1
06:34:45 <sbp> man, you know how to search
06:35:07 <_bjoern> years of traininx
06:35:28 <_bjoern> pity google doesn't know how to find.
06:35:53 <sbp> yeah
06:35:56 <sbp> BAD GOOGLE
06:36:04 <sbp> also, I wonder if Google will eat Wikipedo for us
06:36:11 <_bjoern> EUSINGOOGLE
06:38:08 <sbp> EU SIN GOOGLE?
06:38:16 <sbp> EUROPEAN SINFUL GOOGLE
06:38:29 <sbp> deltab: who's this Giles guy?
06:39:44 <deltab> .wik Giles Coren
06:39:44 <phenny> "Giles Coren (born 1969 in Paddington, London) is a British journalist and broadcaster." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Coren
06:40:40 <deltab> son of Alan, brother of Victoria; restaurant critic for the Times
06:41:27 <nslater> .g Wikipedo
06:41:28 <phenny> nslater: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Wikipedo&redirect=no
06:41:28 <deltab> "Awards: In 2005, Coren's first novel Winkler won the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the worst description of sex. The passage for which he was awarded it ended with the sentence fragment "Like Zorro"; this reference has gained a cult status as an internet meme, although he says he is unaware of what the word "meme" means.
06:41:31 <sbp> thankyous
06:41:50 <nslater> "Wikipedophile is the preferred name for the glassy-eyed zealots on Wikipedia. (Etymlology: from Wikipedia + -phile from the Greek philos, "sick fuck"). Wikipedophile remains something of an underground, "in the know" nickname for Bureaucratic Fucks, so to score extra e-points with them, be sure to use it liberally. It can also refer to actual pedophiles who cruise for underage youngboyonboy action on Wikipedia."
06:42:00 <sbp> nslater: join #eurovision plz
06:42:13 <nslater> .gc youngboyonboy
06:42:14 <phenny> youngboyonboy: 8
06:43:10 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:43:10 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
06:43:10 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:43:46 <deltab> sbp: watching?
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06:43:56 <sbp> [crown]
06:43:57 <sbp> KEEP
06:43:59 <sbp> CALM
06:43:59 <Monty> lol
06:44:00 <sbp> and
06:44:01 <sbp> CARRY
06:44:02 <sbp> ON
06:44:06 <sbp> (deltab: i.e. yes)
06:44:26 <sbp> .wik Skilly
06:44:28 <phenny> "The Skilly Hills is a range of hills which make up part of the Mount Lofty Ranges and forms the Clare Valley, in South Australia's Mid North region." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skilly_Hills
06:44:34 <sbp> wrong answer, Wikipedia
06:47:34 <deltab> mock food!
06:48:01 <sbp> note that I incorporated a bit from the show into the #eurovision conversation
06:48:04 <sbp> ooh, Mock Coffee
06:48:06 <sbp> tea?
06:48:47 <sbp> mock duck. muck!
06:50:52 <sbp> mock monopoly
06:51:27 <_bjoern> .gc mock monopoly porn
06:51:28 <phenny> mock monopoly porn: 61,700
06:52:05 <deltab> mock make-up
06:52:13 <sbp> hehe
06:52:24 <sbp> perhaps it was the makeup which smelled
06:52:33 <deltab> oh yes
06:52:47 <sbp> she's using beet juice, so apparently so...
06:53:03 <_bjoern> .title http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/24/mccain-adviser-apologizes-for-saying-that-its-sometimes-accurate-to-describe-a-woman-as-a-bitch/
06:53:05 <nslater> beet juice, you're british sbp!
06:53:07 <phenny> _bjoern: Think Progress » McCain adviser apologizes for saying that it’s sometimes ‘accurate’ to describe a woman as a ‘bitch.’
06:53:09 <sbp> and gravy for stockings
06:53:16 <_bjoern> who isn't.
06:53:18 <sbp> tally ho pip pip isn't it eh what!
06:53:23 * _bjoern ponders raising hand
06:53:28 <sbp> nu
06:53:32 <_bjoern> nu
06:53:35 <sbp> nu
06:53:38 <_bjoern> nuuuuuu
06:53:39 <nslater> BEEP
06:53:41 <sbp> ㋡
06:53:41 <_bjoern> nu
06:55:32 <sbp> ersatz coffee? in wartime?!
06:55:55 <_bjoern> Well, at least not Ersatztee.
06:57:08 <sbp> he's licking off her stocking
06:58:03 <sbp> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:58:03 <sbp> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
06:58:03 <sbp> +-------------------------------------------------+
06:58:12 <_bjoern> Hey I was just goin to!
06:58:17 <sbp> :-)
06:58:21 <_bjoern> but okay then I dont have to do it anymore
06:58:30 <sbp> nu!
06:58:40 <_bjoern> Yes that's what I am saying
06:58:54 <sbp> NU!
06:59:00 <sbp> the other nu!
06:59:07 <sbp> not your fancy new nu
06:59:25 <sbp> ooh, nature's larder
06:59:31 <deltab> .wik Vicomte de Maudit
06:59:32 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Vicomte de Maudit".
06:59:51 <sbp> did you spell it right?
07:00:05 <_bjoern> u know the whole thing is designed so I always win
07:00:05 <Monty> "you"
07:00:10 <_bjoern> I could just /nick bank
07:00:24 <sbp> google is inconclusive
07:00:46 <deltab> They Can't Ration These. Vicomte da Maudit ISBN: 1-9031-5544-4.
07:00:46 <sbp> I'LL /NICK YOU
07:00:47 <Monty> netstat -npa |grep LISTEN or leave the balls forever and something I seem to use moar iptables.
07:00:50 <sbp> ah, well done
07:01:00 <sbp> .gc "Vicomte da Maudit"
07:01:01 <phenny> "Vicomte da Maudit": 1
07:01:19 <deltab> http://www.brytewood.co.uk/bibliography.html
07:01:40 <sbp> odd header image
07:07:59 <deltab> mock swimming!
07:08:39 <sbp> and mock baths
07:08:51 <sbp> or ersatz baths, perhaps
07:12:27 <sbp> man, I can't imagine what it would've been like to have doodlebugs whizzing overhead
07:12:40 <sbp> I've heard quite a few good recordings of them
07:12:49 <sbp> some scary, scary shit
07:13:06 <sbp> of course it's when they shut up that you've got to be scared
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07:15:52 <Monty> hi libby, how ya doing?
07:17:23 <sbp> libby! #eurovision time!
07:17:24 <nslater> I just partly figured out how monty works
07:17:26 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
07:17:26 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
07:17:26 <_bjoern> +-------------------------------------------------+
07:17:28 <Monty> wrestling silver bookshop enjoys healthy multicasted pathetic life...?
07:17:44 <_bjoern> nudidnt
07:17:49 <nslater> yeah, i did
07:18:37 <nslater> is eurovision still mainly black/gay jokes or has it calmed down? :)
07:18:48 <sbp> nslater: I +q'd that particular user
07:18:51 <sbp> u may returns
07:19:09 <nslater> kk
07:19:24 <_bjoern> Someone has to clean my dishes so I they can prepare dead animals for me to consume.
07:19:30 <_bjoern> Ideally in the next 7 minutes.
07:19:38 <nslater> Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
07:21:27 <_bjoern> Okay this is one of the few cases where "nu" might be a bad reply.
07:21:49 <sbp> wimp
07:22:08 <_bjoern> This on the other hand is great opportunity.
07:22:18 <nslater> heh
07:26:07 <sbp> nslater: 19:58 -Md/Wallops- it's that time of the year again, where all of Europe and bits of Russia get together to sing and dance and... well, boggle at the bizarreness that is Eurovision. feel free to dip into #eurovision for commentary and ribaldry aplenty
07:26:34 <nslater> oh, i didnt get that
07:27:55 <sbp> oh man, Wogan's on good form tonight
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07:30:52 <_bjoern> | OMG JOIN ---> #EUROVISION <--- ONLY ON FREENODE |
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07:43:41 <zachb> just use my phenny module
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08:08:16 <Monty> bah, it's tonybaloney867_ again
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08:30:05 <Monty> But what does thelsdj have to do with the price of fish?
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08:34:41 <deltab> phenny: "alguém aqui trabalha com jQuery?"?
08:34:42 <phenny> deltab: "jQuery works with someone here?" (pt-PT to en, translate.google.com)
08:40:55 <_bjoern> .wik http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/news/story/0,,2282045,00.html
08:40:56 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/news/story/0,,2282045,00.html".
08:41:11 <_bjoern> That was the wrong command
08:41:14 <_bjoern> .title http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/news/story/0,,2282045,00.html
08:41:16 <phenny> _bjoern: Student researching al-Qaida tactics held for six days | higher news | EducationGuardian.co.uk
08:42:04 <_bjoern> .title http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g-qGLDs-gAnZiUXD2NU51ry3j3dwD90RJVIO0
08:42:07 <phenny> _bjoern: The Associated Press: Clinton regrets Kennedy assassination remark
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08:42:41 <_bjoern> "The chopper is named simply "23" -- for the number of police officers killed in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks." - http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jorcWwEU_aNHrB0Ef3to2Bz9cSrAD90RMME00
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09:12:22 <Monty> hi Talliesin, how ya doing?
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09:44:07 <_bjoern> IM SO F00DZ PREPARING
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09:58:37 <jsled> Awesome. Firefox 2 and 3 both seem to treat <div id="a"/><div id="b">...</div> as <div id="a"><div id="b"></div></div>
10:02:28 <_bjoern> Yes, tat sounds likely
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10:11:26 <jsled> Wow. I just did something that made git just *lose* a bunch of my work.
10:11:43 <_bjoern> Yes, on a Saturday
10:52:01 <sbp> I'm off. thanks for teh luls _bjoern, deltab, JibberJim, libby, selggig!
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10:55:14 <libby> l8rs sbp!
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11:12:08 <kpreid> jsled: don't expect / to be meaningful unless you're writing X(HT)ML
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11:35:56 <d8uv> Yo
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11:38:17 <Monty> bah, it's pajama again
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11:40:40 <mib_c9q4al> phenny: tell sbp add http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=irc.freenode.net&channel=%23swhack&noServerNotices=true&noServerMotd=true to swhack.com
11:40:40 <phenny> mib_c9q4al: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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11:46:05 <hmm> ...okay, that's creepy
11:48:10 <d8uv> What is
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11:48:49 <hmm> mibbit maintains a bit of history in the channel
11:49:08 <hmm> that is, when you join you see some previous messages
11:50:18 <hmm> ...and so you can see things that happened before you ever thought about joining the channel
11:50:42 <hmm> presumably mibbit keeps one short-history-buffer per channel for all users
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12:10:56 <zachb> hmm... hmm's right... that's odd
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13:01:23 <nslater> phenny: tell sbp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE
13:01:24 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
13:01:44 <nslater> phenny: tell sbp WATCH THIS, DONT LET _bjoern TRICK YOU, THIS IS FUNNEH
13:01:44 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
13:01:55 <nslater> phenny: TELL SBP DONT BE A HATER
13:02:09 <nslater> phenny: tell SBP DONT BE A HATER
13:02:09 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when SBP is around.
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13:14:15 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp Naturally, I would not recommend to watch it.
13:14:15 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
13:14:39 <nslater> phenny: tell sbp to ignore _bjoern, he is wrong worong wrong
13:14:39 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
13:14:55 <nslater> _bjoern: h8r
13:16:32 <_bjoern> mebbe, I'd have to check to tell.
13:17:31 <zachb> :D
13:17:50 <zachb> phenny, tell sbp that nslater & _bjoern fighting is really funny
13:17:50 <phenny> zachb: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
13:45:48 <zachb> http://zbanks.mine.nu:8081
13:45:57 <zachb> That's my webcam... taped under my desk...
14:10:33 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp I want a .nu domain name without scenders. suggestions?
14:10:34 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
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14:21:42 <jsled> wow. If I name my <input type="submit" name="submit">, then document.getElementById('#form_name').submit is the control, not the submit method. :/
14:28:40 <_bjoern> It should be nothing because of the # and because there is no id attribute
14:29:40 <jsled> sorry. assume the containg form has an id, and please excuse the tyop in translating from jquery.
14:29:42 <_bjoern> You might be looking for document.getElementsByName...
14:30:14 <_bjoern> Right. I do agree most things about the HTML DOM suck badly.
14:30:27 <_bjoern> It's fitting though, with the general js sucking.
14:30:28 <deltab> jsled: in IE?
14:30:37 <jsled> deltab: in firefox (3rc1)
14:30:46 <deltab> ah, emulating IE
14:30:51 <_bjoern> Don't assign the id "print", it may crash the browser or do other bad things.
14:31:15 <deltab> so don't call inputs "submit"
14:31:24 <jsled> deltab: indeed. :)
14:31:45 <deltab> or any other name that might exist on a form
14:32:16 <_bjoern> prefix them all with "jsled"!
14:32:55 <jsled> <input name="org.asynchronous.jsled.2008-05.brew-journal.submit" /> Easy peasy!
14:39:26 <deltab> oh, you don't know about the 'LED control with JavaScript' extension?
14:40:01 <deltab> bah, you and your fully-qualified namespace
15:12:09 <zachb> ;-)
15:12:33 <zachb> deltab: do you need that done?
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15:40:46 <zachb> phenny: help
15:40:46 <phenny> zachb: Hi, I'm a bot. Say ".commands" to me in private for a list of my commands, or see http://inamidst.com/phenny/ for more general details. My owner is sbp.
15:40:55 <zachb> Ahh, that's how you spell it
15:41:01 * zachb thinks its inadmist.com
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16:03:29 <shelly> Hey%20guys
16:03:39 <shelly> Hey%20guys
16:04:08 <shelly> Whats up
16:04:12 <jsled> hi hi hi .
16:04:33 <shelly> what is%20this%20channel
16:04:49 <jsled> (shelly) a/s/l¿
16:05:16 <shelly> 3 minutes%20neither%20on%20zachbs%20computer
16:05:55 <jsled> E_TOOMUCHENCODING.
16:06:11 <shelly> Whooo... I feel better now
16:06:11 <shelly> Whooo...%20I%20feel%20better%20now
16:06:42 <zachb> Sorry
16:06:49 <zachb> Its a bash webserver piping into shellbot
16:07:00 <zachb> its a whole system... in bash :D
16:07:02 <jsled> you should be.
16:07:20 <zachb> http://zbanks.mine.nu:9000/whatever%20you%20want%20to%20say
16:07:52 <aspect> o.O
16:25:12 <BigJibby> .u º
16:25:12 <phenny> U+00BA MASCULINE ORDINAL INDICATOR (º)
16:26:12 * BigJibby wonders what this channel is too
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16:38:05 <_bjoern> iz gr8t sekret
16:40:28 <_bjoern> phenny, de ar "Geheimnis"?
16:40:30 <phenny> _bjoern: "سر" (de to ar, translate.google.com)
16:40:46 <_bjoern> .gc سر
16:40:47 <phenny> سر: 23,100,000
16:44:49 <jsled> oh, man. My git fuckup earlier erased this whole afternoon I spent figuring out temperature correction for specific-gravity readings.
16:57:46 <procto> nslater: there?
17:03:01 <aspect> .u ‽
17:03:02 <phenny> U+203D INTERROBANG (‽)
17:03:02 <Monty> "you"
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18:24:11 <cre8radix> ahoi
18:26:45 <tonybaloney867> hello :)
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19:24:50 <xover> Is it over? Is it safe to come in here?
19:26:07 <cre8radix> :D
19:27:11 <procto> http://www.vimeo.com/993998
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19:38:06 <cre8radix|off> procto: rox!
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19:45:45 <xover> .title
19:45:47 <phenny> xover: MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU on Vimeo
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19:59:22 *** xover changed the topic to: "In Soviet Russia, #eurovision /parts YOU!"
20:07:27 <xover> Man oh man. I was in a clothes store yesterday. One of those painfully hip places with loud blaring music.
20:08:00 <xover> And by some fluke they played Skid Row's “Youth Gone WIld”.
20:09:30 <xover> That thing came out when I was just the right part of early teens (actually, I lie, but nevermind) and was a staple at our parties for a good long while.
20:10:13 <tonybaloney867> hmmm, memories of calculus
20:10:16 <tonybaloney867> *shudder*
20:10:17 <xover> Net result is that I pretty much had to leave the store to avoid starting to sing along and making an absolute fool of myself.
20:12:24 <nslater> phenny: tell sbp http://www.polarization.com/haidinger/haidinger.html
20:12:25 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
20:12:29 <nslater> boo
20:15:39 <xover> Hmm. Released in 1989, so I was… Oh, I actually was 13.
20:17:47 <xover> Hmm. And it seems Skid Row's still going strong. 5 full albums and some periphernalia.
20:18:05 <xover> Maybe they have a new best of thingy out?
20:19:11 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBvaYwITW74&NR=1
20:19:12 <phenny> xover: YouTube - skid row - youth gone wild
20:19:36 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE&NR=1
20:19:40 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Warrant-Cherry Pie
20:19:59 <cre8radix|off> .g gunjah - hardcore
20:20:00 <phenny> cre8radix|off: http://www.hitmobile.com/?sgid=1041&sg=Ragga,%20Dancehall&ind=7
20:20:14 <cre8radix|off> ragga is NOT hardcore
20:20:25 *** cre8radix|off is now known as cre8radix
20:20:47 <cre8radix> .g gunjah - speedmetal
20:20:47 <phenny> cre8radix: http://www.todoenrock.com/Heavy/g.htm
20:22:29 <cre8radix> 130 $???
20:22:34 <cre8radix> O_o
20:22:51 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p0z1y5mg_E&NR=1
20:22:52 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Pour Some Sugar on Me
20:23:18 <xover> Oh man, 1987.
20:24:43 <cre8radix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CmykAmUyZI
20:24:48 <cre8radix> .title
20:24:49 <phenny> cre8radix: YouTube - Let Da Streetz Burn
20:25:03 <cre8radix> '95
20:25:25 <xover> Worst thing is, with less hair and not trying so hard in the costume department this stuff ain't bad.
20:25:51 <cre8radix> :D
20:27:57 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI
20:27:58 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Def Leppard - Animal
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20:32:42 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8
20:32:42 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I Love Rock N Roll
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20:39:11 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8
20:39:12 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Crimson & Clover
20:43:36 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XHB58ga4zU
20:43:36 <phenny> xover: YouTube - Joan Jett - Crimson And Clover (Live)
20:44:50 <sbp> yo
20:44:51 <Monty> Hey sbp, nslater asked me to tell you: http://www.polarization.com/haidinger/haidinger.html [Sun May 25 08:47:47 BST 2008]
20:44:51 <phenny> sbp: 24 May 23:15Z <mib_c9q4al> tell sbp add http://embed.mibbit.com/?server=irc.freenode.net&channel=%23swhack&noServerNotices=true&noServerMotd=true to swhack.com
20:44:52 <xover> Damn. She was born in 1958, so she'll be 50 this September!
20:44:52 <phenny> sbp: 00:35Z <nslater> tell sbp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE
20:44:54 <phenny> sbp: 00:36Z <nslater> tell sbp WATCH THIS, DONT LET _bjoern TRICK YOU, THIS IS FUNNEH
20:44:55 <phenny> sbp: 00:36Z <nslater> tell sbp DONT BE A HATER
20:44:55