00:00:07 <Arnia> nu
00:00:34 <nsh> what kinda house doesn't have scissors, anyway?
00:00:40 <nsh> backwards is what it is
00:01:35 <nslater> what the hell does socialy-gay mean?
00:03:27 <Arnia> I was curious too
00:03:56 <bjoern_> phenny, tell sbp http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEJZ1dFCog
00:03:57 <phenny> bjoern_: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
00:06:15 <nslater> does it mean metrosexual, efeminate, or just posing as gay?
00:06:33 <nslater> if it's the last one, im baffled
00:06:51 <Arnia> He's straight in private, but sleeps with guys for the image?
00:07:30 <nslater> or just dresses up to look "the part"?
00:07:41 <Arnia> How do gay people dress?
00:08:05 <nslater> well, thats kinda the point, wtf... just pick the first gay stereotype you can find and emulate it?
00:08:48 <Arnia> He wore a trilby and a black shirt with a white tie
00:08:59 <nslater> o_O
00:09:10 <Arnia> Was quite cute actually :p
00:09:14 <nslater> hehe
00:09:32 <nslater> maybe he means he likes to socialise with gay blokes, go to gay clubs etc...
00:10:13 * nsh indicates in a dramatic and exclamatory manner that scissors would be preferable to his kingdom at this moment
00:10:13 * Arnia thinks the lady doth protest too much
00:10:23 <nslater> does durham have any gay friendly venues?
00:10:46 <selggig> hay nsh
00:10:47 <Arnia> Reform Place
00:10:54 <selggig> how much is left stuck to your toe?
00:11:31 <Arnia> The whole reformation
00:11:45 <nsh> about 4 millimeters on the left (outside), and 2-3 on the right
00:11:45 <nslater> I would ask pub/club etc? but as durham only has klute and that other place, neither of which count as clubs, I see no point in asking the question! ;)
00:11:48 * nslater ducks
00:12:01 <selggig> how's about a knife?
00:12:22 <nsh> only sharp knife in the house is a massive cooking knife
00:12:24 <selggig> more houses have knives than scissors
00:12:34 <selggig> no small paring knives?
00:12:35 <nsh> this is a seriously under-equiped apartment
00:12:40 <nsh> none with any edge
00:12:44 <nslater> what do you want to do?
00:12:50 <Arnia> More clubs now
00:12:53 <selggig> nose hair trimmers, thos baby teeny scissors
00:12:54 <nslater> never underestimate the value and utility of your mouth
00:13:02 <nsh> i want to sleep without ripping my toe-nail out :-)
00:13:04 <selggig> on his toes, nslater?
00:13:07 <nslater> yes
00:13:15 <nslater> ... can't you reach your toes with your mouth?
00:13:18 <Arnia> Klute, Studio, The Loft, Walkabout, Loveshack, etc.
00:13:20 * nsh is probably not that flexible
00:13:21 <nslater> woah
00:13:22 <selggig> I can, but I don't
00:13:29 <nslater> oh, I do, when I need to, like
00:13:37 <nsh> heh..
00:13:50 <nsh> please continue
00:13:55 <nslater> lawl
00:13:56 <nsh> this distracts from my discomfort
00:14:09 <nslater> nsh: pm me and we can talk more about my personal hygene ;)
00:14:14 <nsh> alternatively, you could show me more python code that you've written
00:14:18 <selggig> nsh, any places open 24 hours?
00:14:19 <Arnia> Anyway, who needs clubs when you have a decent range of opium dens?
00:14:30 <nslater> durham has opium dens?
00:14:30 <nsh> selggig, everything in finland closes at like 9pm
00:14:38 <Arnia> nslater: sshh
00:14:39 <selggig> well damn
00:14:53 <nslater> kk, sorry... university college JCR? ;)
00:15:11 <nslater> their bar rocks out, from memory
00:15:12 <nsh> ah
00:15:15 <nsh> ripped it out
00:15:17 <selggig> if you can't stand it, get the big knife
00:15:18 <Arnia> Chads is the hothouse of hopheads now
00:15:20 <selggig> LOL
00:15:23 <nsh> no bleeding, little ugly
00:15:23 <nslater> ha
00:15:24 * Arnia doesn't like the Undercroft
00:15:26 <selggig> yay nsh
00:15:34 <nslater> did you use your mouth?
00:16:09 <nsh> nslater, whatever you need to believe mang
00:16:09 * nsh saves nail for bjoern_
00:16:10 <selggig> now, did you ever figure out the socially-gay thing?
00:16:38 <nslater> funnily enough, i picked up the habit of using my mouth when in need from a girl I used to crush on at school who would trim her toenails in class with her mouth when she was bored... thinking back, wtf
00:16:48 <nsh> in class?!
00:16:52 <nslater> yeah...
00:16:59 <nslater> ... art class, so not so bad, but still...
00:18:15 * nsh will have to assume she was very hot
00:18:21 <nslater> yesh :p
00:18:26 <Arnia> uh
00:18:38 * Arnia is glad he doesn't sleep with girls
00:18:48 <nslater> like boys are any better!
00:19:37 * nsh notes that in terms of objective aesthetics, girls feet win on average
00:19:40 <nslater> so, if you have socially gay, can you have socially black? i guess so
00:19:44 <nsh> with a bonus hidden apostrophe
00:19:51 <nslater> yes... definately
00:20:09 <nslater> they tend to lack hair, which is generally a plus point in my book
00:20:39 <nsh> n5h, hairy feet: hawtness or nawtness?
00:20:40 <n5h> mm. http://etymonline.com/?term=bid. phenny.
00:20:43 <bjoern_> .title http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/06/03/travel.registration/
00:20:44 <phenny> bjoern_: Online registration to be required for visa-free travel to U.S. - CNN.com
00:21:03 <nslater> n5h: you like to bid on hairy feet?
00:21:04 <n5h> , hopes it involves spitfires. bon?
00:21:09 <nslater> n5h: bon!
00:21:10 <n5h> since the weekend? hope he turns up. apparantly 0 people have worked through the lhc creates a kind of sweet (and liquor in finland.
00:21:16 <bjoern_> I should learn something that does not involve international travel.
00:22:03 * nsh suggests learning something that does not involve the absence of a massive global depression
00:22:51 <nsh> streetfighting, or book-keeping for streetfights, for example
00:23:05 <nslater> sounds radcakes
00:24:18 <bjoern_> I am good at counter counter insurgency tactical and operational planning.
00:24:29 <nslater> is it on your cv?
00:25:08 <bjoern_> I only ever prepared one cv in my entire life, and that was in the previous millenium.
00:25:12 <nsh> ow, now my toe hurts
00:25:37 <bjoern_> cut it with a spork!
00:25:38 <nslater> nsh: drink alcohol, numbs the pain, etc
00:25:51 <nslater> nsh: do you have vin monopolet (or whatever) in finland?
00:26:03 <bjoern_> .wik vin monopolet
00:26:05 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "vin monopolet".
00:26:27 <bjoern_> .wik Vinmonopolet
00:26:28 <phenny> "Vinmonopolet (English: The Wine Monopoly), commonly shortened to Polet, is a government owned alcoholic beverage retailer and the only company allowed to sell beverages containing a higher alcohol content than 4.7% in Norway." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinmonopolet
00:26:46 <bjoern_> phenny, de "Prolet"?
00:26:47 <phenny> bjoern_: "Prolet" (de to en, translate.google.com)
00:26:48 <nsh> it's called Alko in finland
00:26:57 <nsh> (the government liquod monopoly)
00:27:00 <bjoern_> .gc +Vínbúð
00:27:00 <phenny> +Vínbúð: 6,400
00:27:12 <nsh> though supermarkets can sell beers up to 8% i think
00:27:40 <bjoern_> For 10 EUR per l?
00:27:52 <nsh> i have some salmiakki koskenkorva (salty liquorice flavoured schnapps)
00:28:02 <bjoern_> .w schnapps
00:28:03 <phenny> schnapps n. 1: Any of various strong liquors especially a Dutch spirit distilled from potatoes.
00:28:04 <nsh> but i cba to drink as it's 3:30am and i have to work tomorrow
00:28:25 <bjoern_> it's only 0229
00:28:43 <nslater> i have about 60 squids worth of pino gregio and im drinking it astonishingly fast
00:29:15 <thelsdj> .title http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5993
00:29:18 <phenny> thelsdj: Warren Ellis » The NerdGod Delusion
00:29:19 <thelsdj> love the points made there
00:29:27 <bjoern_> yo thelsdj
00:29:41 <bjoern_> .gc NerdGod is Watching You
00:29:42 <phenny> NerdGod is Watching You: 22
00:30:40 <bjoern_> norlynus http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iea04xPAUWtN7gFcTl2djibwHPNAD912QGI80
00:30:42 <bjoern_> .title
00:30:43 <phenny> bjoern_: The Associated Press: Microsoft exec says Live Search needs image fix
00:31:26 <bjoern_> 'Microsoft's Live brand, which decorates a mishmash of sites and applications, has been the recurring butt of jokes made by industry analysts who have a hard enough time keeping the company's unwieldy product names straight without it tacking on an extra "Live."'
00:31:35 <Arnia> I have a friend whose back is like a carpet
00:31:42 <Arnia> I'll leave you to decide on their gender
00:31:43 <Monty> nick if he crashed into her wings, and friendsnippets? whats the spin would actually runs faster as an individual | feline mammal usually having lesbian is undocumented then netsplit?
00:31:53 <bjoern_> That. Well. I hope I'm mistranslating that...
00:33:38 * nsh go a sleepy nows
00:33:41 <nslater> selggig: wat?
00:33:57 <nsh> night mantuletrangos
00:34:07 <selggig> not playing anymore today, bye nslater
00:34:08 <nsh> & u n5h
00:34:09 <n5h> for the tomato. i find the guy didn't edit by section.
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00:38:58 <bjoern_> .gs in the *
00:39:00 <phenny> in the *: balance (4), heights (3), cloud (3), box (3), world (2), workplace (2), stylehive (2), sea (2), plone (2), pirkinning (2), park (2), oidf (2)
00:39:20 <bjoern_> .gcs "in the navy" "in the balance" "in the cloud" "in the plone"
00:39:23 <phenny> "in the balance" (3,870,000), "in the navy" (3,830,000), "in the cloud" (1,330,000), "in the plone" (67,200)
00:39:32 <bjoern_> close!
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00:43:59 <Arnia> I must watch some of that great US comedy Monty Python
00:44:00 <Monty> Do you say you must watch some of that great us comedy monty python for some special reason ?
00:44:17 <nslater> yes monty, because it's good
00:44:21 <Monty> let him i 'm trying ... once she screamed out of porn"
00:44:27 <nslater> hawt
00:44:35 <nslater> Arn1a: US comedy?
00:44:39 <Arn1a> sbp: just have to be an un-named graph.
00:44:44 <nslater> k
00:52:50 <Arnia> Arn1a: nslater
00:52:54 <Arn1a> (suitably normalised for percentage of bus journeys made of course. jabberwock: phenny has always worried me a rather disconcerting and bizarre prospect:.
00:53:06 <Arnia> Arn1a: in New Mexico?
00:53:09 <Arn1a> unfortunately at this point, go ahead and do clash, and you have to map everything to be understood that easily as a sub-concept of the framework. physics is terribly fragmented :/.
00:53:44 <bjoern_> cherry: Arn1a needs love from n5h
00:53:46 <n5h> sounds silly. if i say throw out your cares and fly. wanna go for a fucking stupid spelling .
00:53:49 <cherry> no, they won't.
00:53:51 <Arn1a> verbs and adjectives. cambridge university press.
00:54:02 <bjoern_> They are good. In their own way.
00:55:41 <Arnia> Arn1a: what is the defining characteristic of verbs according to Mark Baker?
00:55:45 <Arn1a> ugh all current word processors are awful. thing is... i haven't had a low number.
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00:57:31 <bjoern_> Arn1a: to hell with the inactive web?
00:57:35 <Arn1a> xover: actually, that was weird... gaim just died. ok, thanks anyway :).
00:57:46 <bjoern_> Arn1a: don't evade the question.
00:57:49 <Arn1a> and we can recognise as worthy of high praise, and one is worse is that since the foundation of that pork-substitute? say the 'w' word. sbp: pass the butter dear chap and help me with your wisdom.
00:58:18 <Arnia> .swhack pass the butter dear chap
00:58:21 <phenny> Arnia: Sorry, no results found.
00:58:26 <Arnia> shame
00:59:42 <Arnia> cherry: does butter play a central role in markup languages for the web?
00:59:45 <cherry> a bit of a dozen people about an image credit?). i've left the bit that first mentions this. it's not clear exactly what your porposed text would mean.
01:00:18 <Arnia> Porpoised text
01:00:25 * Arnia verbs the noun
01:01:05 <bjoern_> .g imdb "Trio mit vier fäusten"
01:01:06 <phenny> bjoern_: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086789/
01:01:17 <bjoern_> .wik Riptide
01:01:17 <phenny> "Riptide, or rip current, refers to a strong flow of water near the shore." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riptide
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01:18:43 <bjoern_> re selggig
01:19:00 <selggig> hrmmm bjoern_?
01:20:22 <bjoern_> It's like "hi" for people who left only very recently.
01:20:34 <selggig> oh ok
01:20:47 <mahound> re(join)
01:20:51 <selggig> I'll forget that, sorry in advance
01:22:35 <clsn> short for "rehi", which is itself a made-up word...
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01:23:08 <selggig> yeah, the whole forgetting things covers this conversation
01:23:13 <selggig> [:
01:23:15 <bjoern_> the exact etymologie is somewhat unclear.
01:29:49 <clsn> Yes, I kind of made that up.
01:29:55 <clsn> But I've also heard/used "rehi"
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01:34:12 <bjoern_> .g re etymologie chat rehi rejoin
01:34:13 <bjoern_> .title
01:34:14 <phenny> bjoern_: http://www.dict.org/100kfound.txt.gz
01:34:15 <phenny> bjoern_: "Riptide" (1984)
01:34:17 <bjoern_> .title
01:34:19 <phenny> bjoern_: Document isn't HTML
01:34:26 <bjoern_> "6724 yahoo 5856 fuck 4984 chat 4423 pussy"
01:34:32 <bjoern_> is what google .titles it.
01:43:10 <bjoern_> ]]] GOOD NIG'HT [[[
01:43:58 <bjoern_> phenny, tell sbp debritpwn http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7433905.stm
01:43:59 <phenny> bjoern_: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
01:50:38 <MacTed> .title
01:50:40 <phenny> MacTed: BBC NEWS | Europe | German tabloid mocks UK tourists
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02:47:31 <Arnia> Hm... ac + ad + bc - bd
02:47:41 <Arnia> Anyone able to factorise that?
03:02:31 <MacTed> a (c + d) + b (c - d) ... c (a + b) + d (a - b) ... leads me to think "no"
03:02:31 <Monty> matt_c: yes you left #manlug and in bacon were cheap phone like you and again alphabetized under Wx and one with flags look into "LOL"
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03:26:22 <Arnia> I've found a ring I think
03:38:51 <nslater> what kinda ring?
03:39:22 <jsled> ]]]
03:39:26 <jsled> :]
03:40:09 <nslater> Arn1a: well?
03:40:12 <Arn1a> bow badgers, for you to guess the judgement came from.
03:40:22 <nslater> Arn1a: kk
03:40:25 <Arn1a> but it is hard to mockup in ib. won't get anywhere until it gets really fun, because in later life (late twenties they were produced for it.
03:52:03 <Arnia> nslater: I've found a ring which is almost what I'm looking for in truth values
03:52:16 <Arnia> nslater: but it is a lot weirder than I thought it was going to be
03:57:45 <Arnia> For a start, I'm using the split complex numbers
03:57:59 <Arnia> Secondly, the two dimensions are entangled
03:59:01 <jsled> [[[
03:59:01 <Arnia> Thirdly, I have a slightly messy scale factor
03:59:19 <aspect> entangled as in non-orthogonal?
03:59:34 <jsled> ]]] … [[[
03:59:36 <jsled> I ♥ you!
03:59:36 <jsled> By which I mean, I will rip your heart out,
03:59:36 <jsled> and show it to you before you die.
03:59:45 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/2008/06/guacamole.html
04:00:02 <aspect> .u ♥
04:00:03 <phenny> U+2665 BLACK HEART SUIT (♥)
04:00:04 <Monty> "you"
04:00:24 <jsled> That's right Monty! Who's a big boy, Monty?
04:00:27 <Monty> grows up with three silly criminal record >:)
04:00:30 <aspect> the glyph here looks closer in shape to a human heart than a suit-heart
04:00:33 <jsled> I BET.
04:04:57 <Arnia> aspect: yes... an increase in one of the numbers entails an increase in one of the others
04:05:24 <Arnia> aspect: but the entanglement of the axes seems to cancel out the non-distributivity problems I was having allowing me to form a ring
04:08:59 <aspect> handy!
04:10:46 <aspect> unfortunately I don't have the basic math background to have much intuition about the relationship of split-complex numbers and rings :(
04:12:04 <aspect> I guess a random mention of non-orthogonal axes such as a barycentric basis isn't going to be useful
04:21:20 <Arnia> No... the definition of deduction I get out agrees entirely with NAL on frequency, and differs on confidence by only a relatively small amount (confidence in my system doesn't decline so fast)
04:22:09 <Arnia> To be honest, I don't care how it disagrees as long as it gets the basics right and forms a nice algebraic structure :)
04:23:18 <Arnia> Plus, I have a nice injective mapping from general graphs to non-axiomatic truth values
04:23:47 <Arnia> It isn't bijective, but I wasn't expecting it to be :p
04:23:49 <Arnia> ahem
04:24:04 <Arnia> right... I shouldn't have stayed up so late :/
04:29:45 <Arnia> wanted to get this done though... it has been pissing me off for far too long
04:53:15 <jsled> wow. http://kalleboo.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c72b204197a715501e865dc165f782195b3bec76.jpg
04:57:01 <xover> That's… disturbing.
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05:34:18 <nslater> n5h!
05:34:19 <n5h> phenny, seen aaronsw? whom?
05:34:29 <nslater> n5h: aaron
05:34:29 <n5h> your article on jurrasicpark wiki deserves some kinda awesome. need more robots.
05:35:01 <nslater> n5h: moar robots
05:35:02 <n5h> you're a reindex.
05:35:08 <nslater> n5h: :(
05:35:09 <n5h> moiraa, aye.
05:35:23 <MoiraA> hi
05:35:28 <nslater> hey MoiraA
05:35:35 <MoiraA> needless to say not made it to bed yet
05:35:38 <nslater> n5h was talking about you
05:35:39 <n5h> what level is beefcon? 5-6. ah.
05:35:59 <nslater> MoiraA: beefcon, level 5-6, apparently
05:36:46 <MoiraA> I err, sorry I am not sure what you're talking about actually
05:36:59 <nslater> MoiraA: n5h is a bot based on nsh
05:36:59 <n5h> cre8radix?
05:37:57 <MoiraA> ah whose creation was that?
05:38:02 <nslater> mine >:)
05:38:15 <MoiraA> you seem a nice bot n5h
05:38:15 <n5h> for israel! i went monitor shopping :-/. so...
05:38:24 * MoiraA strokes n5h
05:38:25 <n5h> makes sense now.
05:38:35 <MoiraA> you did well
05:38:42 <nslater> n5h: im glad
05:38:43 <n5h> fade away as the country of his given names.
05:38:57 <nslater> MoiraA: thanks :p
05:39:02 <MoiraA> np
05:39:12 <nslater> MoiraA: i made a virtual Arnia too :)
05:39:17 <nslater> Arn1a!
05:39:20 <Arn1a> not a homophobe for not being able to be assembled, justifying some claim (or member of cuth's oddly. when you leave little notes under people's doors?
05:39:21 <MoiraA> just about off to bed actualy
05:39:22 <MoiraA> hehe
05:39:33 <MoiraA> you could do a virtual Moira!
05:39:37 <nslater> yeah...
05:39:39 <nslater> :)
05:39:39 <MoiraA> think abvo
05:39:42 <MoiraA> *about it
05:39:52 <nslater> if you bug me about it enough i will
05:39:56 <MoiraA> *2* moiras' in here
05:39:56 <nslater> n5h!
05:39:57 <n5h> in nature, be a good reward for their own understanding in real time, baby.
05:39:59 <MoiraA> bug bug bug
05:40:02 <MoiraA> bug
05:40:03 <MoiraA> but
05:40:10 <nslater> not now, it's 6am and im drunk :p
05:40:17 <nslater> shit, almost 7
05:40:19 <nslater> damn
05:40:31 <MoiraA> phenny: tell nslater to fix his hangover by cloning you as me
05:40:32 <phenny> MoiraA: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
05:40:44 * nslater whistles
05:40:44 <phenny> nslater: 05:40Z <MoiraA> tell nslater to fix his hangover by cloning you as me
05:40:48 <nslater> night MoiraA!
05:40:54 <MoiraA> haha
05:42:00 <MoiraA> knew ypu would regret this :))))
05:42:07 <MoiraA> *you
05:42:16 <MoiraA> bug bug bug
05:42:19 <MoiraA> bug
05:42:20 <MoiraA> bug bug
05:42:26 <MoiraA> bug bug bug bug BUG
05:42:33 <nslater> better when im sober :p
05:42:39 <MoiraA> night nslater!
05:42:42 <nslater> night
06:06:57 <xover> Why oh why am I awake and dealing with the HR system from Hell at 8am in the morning?
06:07:12 <xover> Do they pay me a small fortune? No, no they don't.
06:07:23 <xover> Do they offer great perks? No, no they don't.
06:07:46 <xover> Did I want to be a fucking PHB? No, most definitely not!
06:08:08 <xover> Can somebody explain how I got suckered into this shit?
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06:49:48 <Mike_L> xover: is it a universal constant that HR IT systems have to suck?
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07:03:27 <cre8radix> heya
07:04:17 <Mike_L> hello
07:06:49 * cre8radix haz teh worx day
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08:32:29 <sbp> hmm, an FF going up for sale
08:32:32 <phenny> sbp: 00:03Z <bjoern_> tell sbp http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEJZ1dFCog
08:32:33 <phenny> sbp: 01:43Z <bjoern_> tell sbp debritpwn http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7433905.stm
08:32:36 <sbp> expected to reach £400,000
08:34:33 <sbp> “It also ridicules British cuisine, binge-drinking, fashion and sport”
08:34:39 <sbp> oh come on, our cuisine is okay sometimes!
08:43:21 <nsh> WHAT THE TALK YOU NOW?
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08:56:53 <sbp> o hai nsh
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09:15:50 <zachb> hai sbp
09:30:13 <cre8radix> bruder needs voting... http://madeformobile.filmschule.de/index.php?action=beitraege&kategorie=4&B_ID=9&page=1&order=neu
09:30:21 <cre8radix> black button for sehr gut ;P
09:30:41 <cre8radix> sry fr fftpc
09:31:22 <zachb> HILLARY LOST :D
09:32:09 <cre8radix> hrhr
09:32:19 <cre8radix> hillary us
09:37:44 <MoiraA> morning
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10:56:58 <nsh> o hai sbp
10:57:16 <nsh> i c u has meeted mah freend n5h
10:57:17 <n5h> with the unbounded utility ceiling of energy. with the word "twitter on it. http://www.fundamentosweb.org/2007/img/ponentes/danbri <-- still up to stuff.
10:57:50 <nsh> danbri is *always* up to something
11:12:52 <bjoern_> yes
11:12:54 <bjoern_> extreme
11:12:55 <bjoern_> pain
11:13:01 <bjoern_> aaaah
11:13:05 <bjoern_> head
11:13:08 <bjoern_> bad thing
11:13:11 <bjoern_> dont like each other
11:13:27 <bjoern_> bad hard thing
11:13:37 <bjoern_> I'd add "spitz" but the en fails me
11:24:40 <nsh> the hard thing bad pain whatis?
11:24:57 <bjoern_> iz achingz
11:25:52 <nsh> :-/
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11:48:25 <sbp> hai 2 zachb & nsh & otherz
11:49:18 <sbp> omg bjoern_ habe pwntkopf
11:49:37 <bjoern_> yah
11:49:41 <bjoern_> bettzer nowz
11:49:43 <sbp> sux
11:49:46 <sbp> ôgood!
11:50:24 <sbp> I saw in the paper today that Czech won Euro 2008
11:50:29 <sbp> the Miss Europe contest, that is
11:50:50 <sbp> and so the paper is all "THIS IS AN OMEN! Czech Rep. r going to wins the football!"
11:50:57 <Arnia> hm
11:51:03 * Arnia shakes off sleep
11:51:04 <sbp> hellos Arnia!
11:52:52 <sbp> bjoern_: http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEJZ1dFCog is no longer available by the way
11:53:02 <sbp> I should've watched it this morning, perhaps it was working then. d'oh
11:55:44 <sbp> .title http://www.bbc.co.uk/barefacts/
11:55:46 <phenny> sbp: BBC - Bare Facts - Homepage - How do I start talking about sex?
11:55:52 <sbp> How To Start Talking About Sex
11:57:55 <sbp> .title http://science.slashdot.org/science/08/06/04/0056204.shtml
11:57:57 <phenny> sbp: Slashdot | Does Antimatter Fall Up Or Down?
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12:00:36 <bjoern_> When I do `(ip.addr eq 192.168.2.1 and ip.addr eq 199.239.137.245) and (tcp.port eq 3128 and tcp.port eq 80) and http.response` in Wireshark I get 4 packets, when I do about the same with the pdml output and my xquery, I only get 3 packets.
12:00:46 <bjoern_> There are 4 requests either way
12:00:55 <bjoern_> Does not make sense!
12:01:17 <bjoern_> I suspect the packet it can't find is the last one in the file...
12:01:31 <sbp> 'Earlier, she told congressional backers that she was "open" to the idea of being Mr Obama's vice-presidential running-mate.' - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7434791.stm
12:02:34 <bjoern_> Okay if I include another copy of the last packet right behind the packet, it suddenly finds four... let's see what happens if I remove it...
12:03:01 <sbp> eh? "It's also reported that she would like Mr Obama to help her pay back some of her campaign's debts" - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7229959.stm
12:03:05 <bjoern_> only 2, so it does not find another one...
12:03:20 <sbp> surely, if anything, she should be paying for his. he wouldn't have had to campaign so long if she'd ducked out at a more reasonable point
12:03:22 <bjoern_> Well they are all in the same party are they not?
12:04:03 <bjoern_> They could both have chosen public founding instead, no?
12:07:23 <sbp> iuno
12:08:17 <sbp> milky way, infra-red: http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_images/ssc2008-11a.jpg
12:08:32 <bjoern_> loggy, pointer?
12:08:32 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-04#T12-08-32
12:12:45 <sbp> .gc "peppermint pie"
12:12:47 <phenny> "peppermint pie": 5,370
12:12:59 <sbp> .gs I swear on the Queen's *
12:13:00 <phenny> I swear on the Queen's *: soul)
12:13:03 <sbp> .gs I swear by the Queen's *
12:13:04 <phenny> I swear by the Queen's *: No results!
12:14:48 <bjoern_> regenerating the pdml file seems to change things a bit. running the super slow query now...
12:18:54 <sbp> what's this in aid of?
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12:19:23 <sbp> I worry you're going to invent XML-HTTP
12:19:23 <Monty> Pretty much of dates and solids in 1732, 1793 or vice president; both and all possible for sheffield...
12:20:00 <bjoern_> improving my xquery skills, collecting http stats, network analysis, ...
12:20:06 <sbp> we should just use Jabber instead of HTTP
12:20:23 <bjoern_> I'm bored? I should be cleaning up my place and perform administrative tasks, so...
12:20:29 <sbp> hehe
12:20:37 <sbp> so wiretapping instead
12:20:47 <bjoern_> "Proposed RFC Editor Structure" - http://www.iab.org/documents/resources/RFC-Editor-Model.html
12:20:51 <bjoern_> kinda yeah
12:21:42 <sbp> who's the current editor?
12:22:13 <bjoern_> there is a team i believe?
12:22:23 <sbp> ah
12:22:30 <bjoern_> "Originally, there was a single person acting as editor of the RFC Series (the RFC Editor). The task has grown ..." from the first para of that page...
12:22:58 <sbp> oh, I thought this was discussing future change
12:23:01 <sbp> skimfail
12:23:09 <bjoern_> it is
12:23:29 <Arnia> Shit... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/7435000.stm
12:23:36 <sbp> .title
12:23:37 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | England | Oxfordshire | Trapped teenager dies in flooding
12:24:06 <Arnia> I have a couple of friends at Durham who are from Witney
12:24:35 <sbp> rather tragic
12:25:17 <sbp> that flash flooding in Somerset was weird too
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12:30:08 <Arnia> Yeah... but I don't know whether they've seen the story. One of them was fairly out of it last night
12:30:24 <Arnia> Hope it isn't anyone they know, they've had a hard enough time of late
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12:33:39 <bjoern_> okay the remaining bug is due to the capture file or a broken server or wireshark or whatever,
12:33:58 <bjoern_> it has a http request follwed by gif data from the server, with apparently packets missing
12:34:02 <bjoern_> (note, no response header)
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13:05:25 <bjoern_> XPath2/XQuery problem, plz solve while I'm gone: given a string that is a hexBinary (DEADBEEF), turn the non-ascii values and the c0 control characters (0x00-0x1F except 09 0d 0a) into a replacement char (like '?') and the others into their corresponding char assuming us-ascii.
13:05:53 <bjoern_> http://www.w3.org/TR/2007/REC-xpath-functions-20070123/ is one of the relevant specs
13:06:11 <bjoern_> and /tr/xpath20 of course
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13:43:26 <Morbus> .
13:43:26 <phenny> Morbus: 01 Jun 07:26Z <sbp> tell Morbus I have the Dover edition that they mention. it is good
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14:14:32 <bjoern_> .c 0x31 in decimal
14:14:34 <phenny> 0x31 = 49
14:17:27 <sbp> .gc sexohol
14:17:29 <phenny> sexohol: 3,280
14:24:06 <bjoern_> .c 0xb7 in decimal
14:24:07 <phenny> 0xb7 = 183
14:24:54 <bjoern_> My solution: [[[
14:24:55 <bjoern_> declare function local:hexBin2String($a as xs:string) as xs:string* {
14:24:55 <bjoern_> let $l := string-length($a) div 2
14:24:55 <bjoern_> let $m := translate($a, 'ABCDEFabcdef', ':;<=>?@:;<=>?@')
14:24:55 <bjoern_> let $s := string-to-codepoints($m)
14:24:55 <bjoern_> return
14:24:57 <bjoern_> codepoints-to-string(
14:24:59 <bjoern_> for $i in (1 to $l) return
14:25:01 <bjoern_> let $code := ($s[$i*2-1] - 48) * 16 + ($s[$i*2] - 48)
14:25:03 <bjoern_> return if ($code = (0 to 8, 11 to 12, 14 to 31, 128 to 256))
14:25:05 <bjoern_> then 183
14:25:07 <bjoern_> else $code
14:25:09 <bjoern_> )
14:25:11 <bjoern_> };
14:25:13 <bjoern_> ]]]
14:25:16 <bjoern_> oh make that "as xs:string" without the *
14:34:00 <jsled> .rate bzr
14:34:05 <phenny> "bzr": 84.28% (365 rocks; 5 rules; 69 sucks; 0 blows)
14:34:13 <jsled> WRONG
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14:48:47 <bjoern_> something's not quite right with that yet
14:49:34 <bjoern_> oh right
14:49:44 <bjoern_> let $m := translate($a, 'ABCDEFabcdef', ':;<=>?:;<=>?')
14:49:51 <bjoern_> ends with 15, not 16.
14:51:31 <mahound> bjoern_: excuse me for my ignorance, but what language is that?
14:51:36 <kpreid> RepRap achieves replication (woohoo!): http://blog.reprap.org/2008/06/reprap-achieves-replication.html
14:51:55 <mahound> kpreid: serious?
14:52:20 <mahound> wow
14:52:23 <kpreid> mahound: it's not implausible
14:52:36 <mahound> now for the electronics :D
14:52:51 <kpreid> mm.
14:53:10 <kpreid> I have low expectations there -- I have the feeling it will be difficult to print *reliable* circuits
14:53:56 <mahound> it's a matter of years
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14:55:29 <sbp> goo goes in here -> [machine] -> circuitry comes out here
14:57:00 <kpreid> sbp: naw, it'll be solid, because you want the output to be solid. unless they use stuff with a curing step (there are experiments in that)
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15:00:06 <sbp> well I was figuring it would be two birds with one stone
15:00:14 <sbp> because normally people throw out the goo
15:00:30 <sbp> there's a lot of goo as byproducts of various manufacturing processes
15:00:39 <sbp> and if we can harness that to make circuitry, so much the better
15:01:18 <sbp> also it might quell the fears of the grey goo scenario
15:01:26 <sbp> because if we get a grey goo, we can just feed it to the machine
15:01:39 <sbp> and make circuits which monitor the amount of grey goo or something
15:01:41 <sbp> for ultimate irony
15:03:25 <xover> .title http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/04/neuroscience-of-sarc-1.html
15:03:26 <phenny> xover: Neuroscience of sarcasm - Boing Boing
15:05:56 <Arnia> kpreid: graphene-based printing?
15:07:14 <kpreid> Arnia: is that something already developed?
15:07:31 <Arnia> kpreid: graphene-based circuitry is... transistors even
15:07:45 <Arnia> Estimated deployment in commercial devices in in the next five or so years
15:07:56 <Arnia> s/in in/is in/
15:08:55 <kpreid> insufficient context. are we talking cleanrooms and nanometers? then it's not suitable for RepRap
15:09:04 <kpreid> (s/context/data/)
15:09:21 <Arnia> .g "graphene transistor"
15:09:22 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/02/070228170340.htm
15:10:34 <kpreid> Ok, the big deal in RepRap isn't being able to print the stuff so much as making the printer easily buildable from its own output
15:10:44 <kpreid> So this stuff is not really suitable
15:11:20 <kpreid> the feasible problem is to make PCBs, not ICs
15:11:24 <Arnia> Oh I wasn't thinking for 'print a chip'
15:11:38 <Arnia> But using this as part of 'print a large component'
15:11:53 <kpreid> Ok...show me some info on the printing tech
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15:13:35 <Arnia> I would if I had time to search for it... but I've got to run off again :/
15:16:12 <kpreid> oh ok.
15:17:14 <Arnia> It is one of those things you read about and file in the 'interesting, read more later' pile and then never get round to doing so
15:17:27 <Arnia> Arn1a: invent me a time machine
15:17:30 <Arn1a> huh... http://www.logtalk.org/.
15:18:18 <Arnia> Arn1a: OO prolog doesn't count as a time machine
15:18:21 <Arn1a> i really can't see the flaw in this nation can resist a bad day today. my thoughts are you front? right...
15:19:04 <kpreid> Hm
15:24:17 <bjoern_> ALLRIGHT
15:24:33 <bjoern_> my xquery now displays a html table with http-request:http-response rows.
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15:35:28 <Morbus> sbp: i found out where d8uv went.
15:36:02 <sbp> ooh. where?
15:36:02 <Morbus> phenny, tell sbp that i found out where d8uv went. he's with the little people now. http://www.adn.com/life/story/422883.html
15:36:03 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
15:36:44 <sbp> chuckle
15:36:45 <phenny> sbp: 15:36Z <Morbus> tell sbp that i found out where d8uv went. he's with the little people now. http://www.adn.com/life/story/422883.html
15:36:53 <sbp> this does explain a lot
15:37:37 <sbp> .wik Ircenrraq
15:37:39 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Ircenrraq".
15:37:47 <sbp> .wik Ircenrraat
15:37:49 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Ircenrraat".
15:37:53 <sbp> oh whateverz then
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15:44:04 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's coax!
15:44:08 <coax> !
15:44:17 <sbp> don't be like that
15:44:25 <sbp> .gc "conical topped cylinder"
15:44:26 <phenny> "conical topped cylinder": 2
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15:47:26 <Monty> it's BigJibby!
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16:08:06 <Monty> yo andersfeder!
16:08:30 <andersfeder> hello
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16:25:03 <nslater> this is a pretty interesting article: http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2008/06/03/Not-an-OS
16:29:18 <nslater> "But [Mike Arrington's] ideas ("Web 2.0", "Web OS") and ideas of people like him are so nebulous and ill-defined that it's like trying to wrestle with mud."
16:29:24 <nslater> (made me laugh)
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16:35:54 <sbp> heh, that was funny. I thought bjoern_ posted that article
16:36:06 <sbp> and then I thought for a moment, and was like "why would bjoern_ call Tim Bray interesting?"
16:36:11 <sbp> so I checked again and realised my mistake
16:36:58 <nslater> you dont like tim bray, sbp?
16:42:30 <sbp> I find him very variable. but I'd be very surprised if *bjoern_* posted such a link
16:43:22 <kpreid> .g "I have a Tim Bray problem"
16:43:23 <phenny> kpreid: http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2008/05/summon-monsters-open-door-heal-or-die.html
16:43:40 <kpreid> (what came to mind on the subject)
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16:46:30 <nslater> sbp: aha, okay :)
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17:19:11 <Morbus> i am so lonely. i want my achewood books rowr.
17:19:15 <Morbus> freaking california. /me weeps.
17:23:15 <jsled> california huh?
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17:30:11 * bancus_ thinks it would be nice if OS X would actually give an error when trying to launch a Leopard-only app on Tiger.
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17:30:21 <bancus> And what about California?
17:30:35 <Morbus> it's shipping from california.
17:30:38 <Morbus> so it'd take forever to get here.
17:30:40 <bancus> Ah.
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17:57:47 <thelsdj> oh god
17:57:50 <thelsdj> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/75-Oblivion
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18:17:34 <sbp> that was hilarious
18:17:44 <sbp> I liked the voice actors bit most, I think
18:19:17 <nslater> this made me laugh: http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2008/05/summon-monsters-open-door-heal-or-die.html
18:19:21 <nslater> [[[
18:19:26 <nslater> The Tim Bray Problem is that the developer community pays a lot of attention to Tim Bray, but I have never derived any use at all from any information connected to Tim Bray in any way, and after exposure to a lot of such information, I'm becoming very confident that nothing Tim Bray says about anything will ever make any difference to me one way or the other.
18:19:31 <nslater> ]]]
18:19:35 <nslater> [insert photo of tim bray]
18:19:39 <nslater> "This man's hat is literally the only interesting thing about him at all. (It's a fedora.)"
18:20:53 <nslater> "Unlike Tim Bray, Cory Doctorow often annoys me. The Cory Doctorow Problem is worse for me than the Tim Bray Problem, because Tim Bray is a glass of water when I'm not thirsty, and Cory Doctorow is a winning lottery ticket buried under a hundred thousand yipping chihuahuas who all need to pee. I could really use that lottery ticket, but I really don't want to deal with those chihuahuas."
18:21:43 <sbp> was just about to quote that bit too
18:21:53 <sbp> GILES BOWKETT
18:21:59 <sbp> YOU JUST MADE THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHOM I LIKE
18:22:05 <nslater> heh
18:22:14 <sbp> PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK AND GIVE YOURSELF A COOKIE
18:22:34 <sbp> I disagree with him, note
18:22:39 <sbp> I'd say it's the other way around
18:22:45 <sbp> Doctorow is always completely useless
18:22:49 <sbp> Bray is occasionally interesting
18:22:58 <sbp> but well put
18:22:59 <bjoern_> so?
18:23:10 <sbp> SO COCKS
18:23:15 <nslater> this whole essay is pretty cool
18:23:31 <bjoern_> IMEANTTOINQUIRYHOWTIMSINTERESTING2U
18:23:52 <nslater> "Building a site like Hacker News and then trying to keep it from being overrun with losers and nimrods is like coating your kitchen floor in powdered sugar and then trying to keep it clear of ants and earwigs."
18:24:13 *** bjoern_ is now known as _bjoern
18:24:51 <_bjoern> <<< SECRET MESSAGE FROM _BJOERN TO NSLATER BEGIN >>>
18:24:51 <_bjoern> <<< "sbp is a dick lol" >>>
18:24:51 <_bjoern> <<< SECRET MESSAGE FROM _BJOERN TO NSLATER END >>>
18:25:10 <nslater> woah, wtf
18:25:51 <_bjoern> nslater(u there)
18:26:34 <sbp> <<< SECRET MESSAGE FROM SBP TO NSLATER BEGIN >>>
18:27:11 <sbp> <<< "nslater if _bjoern ever calls me a dick tell him that Tim Bray is interesting because he is very often wrong in very interesting ways. the OS article being a good example. he is an exemplar of sloppy thinking" >>>
18:27:13 <nslater> <<< CONNCECTION CLOSED BY BRUICE SCHNEIER >>>
18:27:17 <sbp> ouch
18:27:44 <nslater> bruice, like bruce, but more fruity
18:28:12 <sbp> froooteh!
18:28:17 <nslater> totalz
18:28:24 <_bjoern> .gc 'Tim "¶" Bray'
18:28:25 <phenny> 'Tim "¶" Bray': 585,000
18:30:00 * nslater puts giles bowkett on planet bytesexual
18:31:01 <nslater> sbp: wanna see some fail?
18:31:13 <nslater> .title http://re.search.wikia.com/search.html#fail
18:31:15 <phenny> nslater: Search Wikia - Web Search Results - A New Way to Search
18:31:21 <nslater> okay, a few things to notice:
18:31:40 <nslater> a) use of fragids for search parameters wtf
18:31:40 <_bjoern> So that still sucks like hell.
18:31:50 <nslater> 2) the artifical inflation of wikipedia results
18:31:53 * _bjoern notes previous swhack coverage of it
18:32:02 <nslater> d) the weird "click here" message you get if you move your mouse over the header
18:32:13 <nslater> ... no seriously, try it, move your mouse over the header area, wtf
18:32:31 <nslater> "click here" - not only fail in and of it's self, with no promise about _what_ you're clicking for
18:32:55 <nslater> oh, apparently it lets me change the background... jesus christ
18:33:57 <andersfeder> easter egg?
18:34:08 <sbp> now the fail page has a fail background
18:34:12 <sbp> emphasizing its fail
18:34:25 <jsled> it's not really an easter egg if its advertised on hover, even though poorly.
18:34:41 <jsled> browsers even send up the frag id?
18:35:20 <sbp> JAVASCRIPT MAGICS
18:35:32 <sbp> Javascript has access to the fragid
18:35:39 <sbp> and it can do crazy GET and POST magics
18:35:45 <jsled> So, then, the whole page is re-GET?
18:36:06 <sbp> nope, then results are gotten via some Ajaxy interface I would guess
18:36:14 <sbp> and the results are populated within the page via DOM manipulation
18:36:15 <jsled> At some point while you're coding such crazy shit, I wonder if they wondered if there was a easier way.
18:36:20 <sbp> hehe
18:36:28 <nslater> yay, it's like that fail wikithing from pilgrim on google code
18:36:32 <sbp> yeah
18:36:47 <nslater> that thing was like the most concentrated essense of fail ive seen for a while
18:37:03 <_bjoern> .u #
18:37:04 <phenny> U+0023 NUMBER SIGN (#)
18:37:07 <sbp> this site is pretty close
18:37:14 <nslater> i blame google for all this fragid, dom, ajax shit
18:37:29 <sbp> I blame _bjoern
18:37:33 <nslater> good plan
18:37:37 <nslater> _bjoernhate
18:37:43 <sbp> if Javascript had no media type, it could not be served over the web
18:37:53 <sbp> so clearly whoever registered the media type is responsible
18:37:55 <sbp> and that's _bjoern
18:38:10 <sbp> you killed the web man
18:38:12 <sbp> (thanks!)
18:38:13 <jsled> People would just serve it as text/plain, anyways.
18:38:19 <_bjoern> data:text/html,%3Cpre%3EA&%23x0D;%0AB%3C/pre%3E - two lines in IE and Opera, three lines in Firefox...
18:38:27 <sbp> yeah, but it wouldn't work if it were text/plain
18:38:28 <sbp> right?
18:38:29 <nslater> as if... as if that would stop it, compare feed:// and application/whateverthefuckifeellikekthx
18:38:37 <sbp> because browsers treat text/plain correctly
18:38:38 <Jibbler> does data: work in IE?
18:38:45 <nslater> in ie7, i think
18:38:54 * nslater shrugs
18:39:01 <_bjoern> IE8
18:39:08 <nslater> thats it, thx
18:39:14 <nslater> read about it on the ie blog at some point
18:39:19 <nslater> not sure how i ended up there :/
18:39:23 <Jibbler> excellent; exploitastic
18:39:31 <nslater> .wordnet exploitastic
18:39:37 <nslater> d'oh
18:39:39 <nslater> .gc exploitastic
18:39:40 <phenny> exploitastic: 126
18:39:44 <nslater> .g exploitastic
18:39:45 <phenny> nslater: http://www.my-silvermac.com/category/exploitastic/
18:46:13 <_bjoern> data:text/xml,%3Cpre%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'%3EA&%23x0D;%0AB%3C/pre%3E is two lines in firefox
18:49:35 <selggig> this channel is full of crazy talk
18:49:59 <_bjoern> nu
18:51:43 * sbp blames Tim Bray
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18:55:08 <deltab> more relatively on 4
18:55:19 <deltab> uh, relativity
18:55:21 <_bjoern> it's not uncommon that response headers are crlf-separated, except for some manually added headers where only lf is used...
18:56:05 <_bjoern> .g alexa 100
18:56:06 <phenny> _bjoern: http://www.alexa.com/site/ds/top_sites?ts_mode=lang&lang=en
19:04:28 <deltab> hey sbp
19:09:10 <sbp> yo deltab. oh, thanks. Springwatch on 2 though!
19:09:21 <sbp> water voles at the moment
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19:09:30 <sbp> and otters
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19:24:59 <nslater> .swhack pip pip
19:25:01 <phenny> nslater: http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-02#T14-03-21
19:25:11 <nslater> lol
19:25:32 <nslater> sbp: who says "eh what2?
19:25:36 <sbp> me!
19:25:38 <nslater> s/2/"/
19:25:43 <nslater> you're not sending someone up?
19:25:46 <sbp> hairs on a bobbin dear chap
19:25:52 <nslater> lol
19:25:59 <sbp> nope, just random guvner-speak
19:26:10 <nslater> year... :)
19:27:00 <nslater> yeah
19:27:06 * nslater grumbles to n5h
19:27:06 <n5h> spam is an input of information into the system.
19:27:07 <Monty> .swhack pip mean?
19:27:11 <phenny> Monty: Sorry, no results found.
19:27:11 <Monty> hmm
19:27:15 <nslater> haha
19:27:16 <sbp> hehe
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19:43:29 <procto> .swhack poop
19:43:29 <phenny> procto: http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-01#T07-37-33
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19:44:05 <procto> hm
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19:44:16 <Monty> hi Jibbler2, how ya doing?
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19:57:27 <nslater> n5h: for the tomato!
19:57:28 <n5h> it could be torturing children to get at is a dick?
19:57:35 <nslater> o_O
19:57:56 * Arnia explodes sideways into Arn1a
19:58:00 <Arn1a> worryingly, yes. my church (catholic, not anglican has two pointless days...
20:06:18 <chandler> Arn1a: only two?
20:06:23 <Arn1a> never mind. k.
20:06:32 <chandler> Arn1a: ok then
20:06:36 <Arn1a> changing your mind for the moment, but i think you actually sit back and forth between london kings cross tube station then. marylebone explosion (itn news. tom kelly -- "we are taking these incidents very seriously.
20:07:28 <chandler> Arnia: your doppelmarkov isn't as funny as n5h. supply more funny input pls.
20:07:29 <n5h> it's not infectious. but we could do with it. i've neither.
20:10:48 <sbp> when someone starts out something by saying “I hate to nitpick”, you know they don't hate to lie
20:11:22 <sbp> .gcs "I hate to nitpick" "“I hate to nitpick, but"
20:11:24 <phenny> "“I hate to nitpick, but" (487,000), "I hate to nitpick" (9,730)
20:11:33 <sbp> ...whoopz
20:11:37 <sbp> .gcs "I hate to nitpick" "I hate to nitpick, but"
20:11:38 <phenny> "I hate to nitpick" (9,770), "I hate to nitpick, but" (713)
20:12:02 <_bjoern> phenny!
20:12:03 <phenny> _bjoern!
20:16:50 <nslater> .swhack vrms
20:16:51 <phenny> nslater: http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-02#T15-31-17
20:54:48 <zachb> What the hell? was that a bot?
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21:00:10 <_bjoern> .c 100 times 20 seconds
21:00:11 <phenny> 100 times 20 seconds = 33.3333333 minutes
21:00:19 <mahound> zachb: a shaney RMS
21:00:30 <mahound> zachb: nslater-made, obviously
21:00:32 <deltab> zachb: virtual Stallman
21:00:43 <zachb> :P
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21:31:49 * _bjoern wrote script that will, turn on packet capture, launch opera for url, capture packets while waiting, closes opera...
21:34:56 <deltab> oh, I heard about that
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21:41:14 <Monty> lo dmiles_afk
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21:59:13 <Arnia> Arn1a: amuse me
21:59:18 <Arn1a> nslater: not where they play practical jokes on members of the rules. (insert uncertainty. think of it being an ifp are as much as some dark robes of the ugliest bits of the 'best' at politics. since i am a dog.
21:59:30 * _bjoern inserts uncertainty
21:59:46 <Arnia> )
22:00:09 <Arnia> nslater: can you add parenthetical remark balancing please?
22:01:16 <Arnia> .title http://arxiv.org/abs/0805.4606
22:01:18 <phenny> Arnia: [0805.4606] Community Detection using a Measure of Global Influence
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22:01:50 <Arnia> sounds very cloak and dagger...
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22:33:25 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's _bjoern!
22:33:42 <_bjoern> Yo Monty.
22:33:44 <Monty> Arnia: your master nick but she hawt etc?
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23:22:25 <Monty> Thank goodness, nwalsh is back!
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23:38:38 <zachb> ...what a creep
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23:40:01 <zachb> Some punk kid pretended to be a h4xx0r... it was a terrible (yet hilarious) act... setup 2 freewebs, one that he "hacked" (even though he secretly owned it)
23:40:48 <zachb> Anyway, I emailed him saying that he should shut up and leave the forum... his response? Basically, "go suck a dick"
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23:41:46 <zachb> I emailed him back, and now he's completely changed...
23:42:06 <zachb> he's being so condescending... its pissing me off
23:44:40 <_bjoern> it's called social engineering...
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23:46:27 <zachb> I understand... he's egging me on, etc
23:47:09 <zachb> which is why I've been contemplating my response carefully
23:53:09 <Morbus> oh man.
23:53:28 <Morbus> phenny, tell sbp apparently, there was some tv show recently on objectum sexual, and i must be high in the results. i just got a flood of comments. http://www.disobey.com/node/986#new
23:53:29 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
23:54:08 <Morbus> yes. disobey is #1 for that phrase. haha.
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