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15:17:38 <calvino.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: "Guys what's your angle of erection?"
15:17:38 <calvino.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: loggy sbp chris2 MoiraA jewel JibberJim jeffarch lordi sr SinDoc cre8radix bjoern_ sbp` zachb kpreid mahound chandler` andersfeder xover tro cskaterun swhacker Jonashdsf cherry shepazu dmiles plum MacTed aspect Arn1a n5h bancus___ Arnia earle nslater radii nsh xavier clsn Xanthor[aw] pwaring deltab ido CaptSolo trotek Mike_L chandler Tene maxkelley phenny tobbez thelsdj edsu procto dahut JibbyBot jsled Louie` nelix Morbus lisppaste2 melbel
15:17:38 <calvino.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: foff
15:18:13 <sbp> whoo!
15:18:13 <phenny> sbp: 06 Jun 18:48Z <Morbus> tell sbp that mark bernstein just described ghyll. http://www.markbernstein.org/Jun0801/WikiMystery3WikiNarrative.html
15:18:15 <phenny> sbp: 06 Jun 18:48Z <Morbus> tell sbp you should email him too ;)
15:18:17 <phenny> sbp: 06 Jun 22:54Z <Morbus> tell sbp updated, with link to ghyll! http://www.markbernstein.org/Jun0801/WikiMystery3WikiNarrative.html
15:18:19 <phenny> sbp: 07 Jun 04:14Z <bjoern_> tell sbp http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl6.language/2008/04/msg28712.html
15:18:19 <phenny> [Sorry, some messages were elided and lost...]
15:18:45 <nsh> n5h, chastise phenny for her elision
15:18:45 <n5h> .
15:18:49 <nslater> plum had some msgs for you too, fail
15:18:53 <plum> it's not my place to feel guilty for her infidelity, i have some patches for you. lol
15:18:56 <sbp> way to chastise
15:19:01 <nslater> ha
15:19:11 <nsh> n5h, can't have you pac-man baiting too
15:19:12 <n5h> how would you measure the complexity of mistaken detail.
15:19:14 <nslater> .tell n5h *highfive*
15:19:14 <plum> nslater: I'll pass that on when n5h is around.
15:19:15 <n5h> don't go to wordnet; it's a psychologically self-fullfilling prophecy though.
15:19:15 <n5h> twe.
15:19:25 <nslater> aah, i know what the problem is :(
15:19:28 <nslater> nm
15:19:33 * nsh titles his next album "the complexity of mistaken detail"
15:19:41 <nslater> hehe
15:19:44 <sbp> what is teh problemz plz
15:19:47 <sbp> plz nslater
15:19:56 <sbp> why u not tell me??
15:20:00 <nslater> well, i have a custom tell module that wraps your tell module so i can use .tell
15:20:07 <nslater> but i have disabled the original module in here
15:20:09 <sbp> nslater(u there)
15:20:10 <sbp> aha
15:20:18 <nsh> oh man
15:20:19 <nslater> which means you can .tell but the message will never be spoken
15:20:20 <nsh> you're like a puffer fish
15:20:24 <nsh> except instead of water
15:20:30 <sbp> ...o
15:20:32 <nsh> you fill yourself up with fail
15:20:34 <sbp> o...
15:20:39 <sbp> ...FOOP!
15:20:42 <sbp> ...O
15:20:53 <sbp> O...
15:20:53 <sbp> ...O
15:22:46 <clsn> blowfish.com. For all your blowing-up sextoy needs.
15:23:17 <sbp> .title http://blowfish.com/
15:23:18 <phenny> sbp: Blowfish: Expert Advice and Great Prices on Sex Toys, Vibrators, Adult Videos, Lube...
15:23:35 <clsn> Would I kid you about something that important??
15:23:55 <sbp> sryclsn
15:23:56 <sbp> “There are numerous soft bumps inside that caress you as you thrust into the toy.”
15:24:02 <clsn> Adult movies: about people going to work, raising families, taking responsibility...
15:24:20 <sbp> “the latest in double-dildo technology”
15:24:54 <zachb> that's scary
15:25:04 <sbp> “Exhibitionism for the Shy”
15:25:11 <clsn> I'm telling you, not a website to be taken lightly. They try everything out, so they can review it...
15:25:38 <sbp> awesome
15:26:22 <zachb> no one happens to know a way to automate the keyboard/mouse
15:26:23 <sbp> its advice on dildos: “You can use them for as long or as short a time as you want, in a multitude of positions, leaving your hands and/or penises free to either take a break or roam about looking for more trouble.”
15:26:54 <clsn> Should make 'em official purveyors of smut to #swhack. or something.
15:26:54 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: for all your double-dildo technology updates"
15:26:54 <zachb> I saw some program awhile back for windows that you could program to detect color & stuff, and then press keys/move buttons. Used for cheating at games or something
15:29:26 <sbp> it's a strangely well-designed site
15:29:45 <clsn> Class all the way.
15:30:19 <clsn> Tho actually I haven't looked at it in a long time...
15:31:35 <clsn> I sometimes ponder their objets d'art./..
15:32:22 <nsh> n5h, follow the typological big dipper
15:32:23 <n5h> man, actions do.
15:35:06 <nsh> n5h, barba non facit philosophum.
15:35:07 <n5h> rss 1.0 can't handle cwm.
15:35:19 <sbp> luls
15:35:26 <sbp> we sucked you into the fail
15:35:29 <nsh> now that's some ol' bullshit, n5h; i ain't never talk about that shit
15:35:30 <n5h> monty.
15:35:36 <nsh> yeah, blame monty
15:36:13 <nsh> who is conspiculously absentsual
15:36:19 <sbp> yes...
15:36:28 <sbp> got blazed in the big ol' netsplit fire of '03
15:36:41 <sbp> poor bot ain't ne'er been the same, dapnaggit
15:36:59 <nsh> when the leafnode curtain was reaved a twain
15:37:10 <sbp> .ety reave
15:37:12 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "reave". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=reave
15:37:31 <nsh> and pings fell unresponded upon the fallow plains
15:37:37 <sbp> hehe
15:37:56 <sbp> only a busty young feller called McCandle could sort 'em out
15:38:26 <sbp> sheriff appointed him marshall on the eighth day of march
15:38:59 <nsh> and lamentations grew from the hashed tears, twisten and flaxed through and without
15:39:17 <nsh> n5h, you wanna hit the refrain?
15:39:18 <n5h> you win :-). ;-). so i'm having a bit more.
15:39:32 <sbp> the brothel strumpets rended their garments in agony, the village idiot drownded all his booked in the offal tubs
15:39:38 <sbp> er, books
15:39:50 <sbp> nonsense is one thing; ingrammaticality is another
15:40:06 * nsh rocks resonant, locks reticent
15:40:33 <nsh> pops pepsodent
15:40:42 <sbp> pock 'n' poll
15:40:46 <nsh> .gcs pepsodent pepsident
15:40:49 <phenny> pepsodent (269,000), pepsident (2,330)
15:40:55 <sbp> .gc pepsi-bismol
15:40:56 <phenny> pepsi-bismol: 45
15:42:11 <sbp> now that gimble's working again, I wonder when my email's all going to flood through...
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15:57:04 <sbp> interesting anecdote about Charley Patton in http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/story?oid=oid:83428
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15:58:21 <bjoern_> .gs Double-dildo technology wants YOU for *
15:58:32 <phenny> Double-dildo technology wants YOU for *: No results!
15:59:24 <sbp> .gc "Adopt a tiger today while you still can."
15:59:26 <phenny> "Adopt a tiger today while you still can.": 0
16:01:10 <bjoern_> Earlier today I wanted to install Ubuntu into a vm again.
16:01:23 <sbp> interesting perversion
16:01:28 <bjoern_> Lasts only for a few seconds, then it is terminated with some illegal cpu instruction error.
16:01:57 <sbp> <Ubuntu> The CPU told me to rob a convenience store.
16:02:39 <bjoern_> Well I wanted to use Valgrind again, is there any other reason to use Linux?
16:02:46 <sbp> .wik Valgrind
16:02:49 <phenny> "Valgrind is a programming tool for memory debugging, memory leak detection, and profiling." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valgrind
16:03:01 <sbp> you and your Valgrind fetish
16:03:58 <sbp> the only nice thing about Linux is that some of its basic utilities are better designed than all the BSD or Darwin junk
16:04:17 <sbp> the BSD programmers were apparently on some of those well-known Berkeley substances
16:04:52 <bjoern_> .gc Berklazoid
16:04:53 <phenny> Berklazoid: 0
16:05:04 <nslater> "Programming is all about knowing when to boil the orange sponge donkey across the phillipines with an orangutang gorilla crossed with a ham sandwich to the fourth power of twelve across the nile with an awful headache from the previous night when all of alfred's naughty jalapeno peppers frog-marched the nordic elves across the loom-lined geronimo induced swamp donkey over and above the fortran fortified kilomanjaro fence past the meticulously ...
16:05:10 <nslater> ... crafted anti disgusting sponge cake scenario where all the hats doth quoteth the milk which is not unlike the super werewolf from the infinite realm of ninja-step. it's hard to define, really."
16:05:14 <nslater> HTH
16:05:58 <bjoern_> I take it my Virtual PC version is totally obsol33t.
16:07:10 <sbp> nslater: what, was that by a BSD programmer?
16:09:48 <nslater> no, it was an annon comment on a blog, apparently
16:09:50 <nslater> one sec
16:10:17 <nslater> from this totally lulzy post by coding horror on why a blog OMG SIMPLY ISNT A BLOG WITHOUT COMMENTS: http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001130.html
16:10:26 <nslater> wherein he says:
16:10:28 <nslater> "A blog without comments is like Amazon without user reviews. Is it really even worth using at that point? The products themselves are commodities; I could buy them anywhere."
16:10:58 <nslater> and to which I would reply, feel free to think of your own writing as a commodity matie boy, but I like to think of it as a little more
16:11:16 <clsn> Wait, people READ the reviews on Amazon?
16:11:16 <nslater> well, mine that is, and others I respsect, not his
16:11:20 <sbp> choxelles
16:12:17 <nslater> but then I thought about it a little more, when I have my own site, I'm not going to have comments, and if that means that people like this will say that I don't have a blog, I think that's a Good Thing
16:12:24 <nslater> (compare, whits :)
16:13:25 <sbp> no feed, no comments, no trackbacks, no words, no ideas, no opinions, no post, no blog, no diamonds, no exploitative tendencies, no curlews, no dodos, no Timothy Welbeck, no coding horrors, no BSD, NO NOTHING
16:13:50 <zachb> .ety chocolate
16:13:51 <phenny> "1604, from Nahuatl xocolatl, from xococ 'bitter' + atl 'water.' Brought to Spain for first time 1520." - http://etymonline.com/?term=chocolate
16:13:52 <nslater> what about participatory narcasism?
16:13:59 <sbp> that is fine
16:14:01 <nslater> you gotta have some o'that
16:14:08 <sbp> that is part of the something implied in no nothing
16:14:13 <nslater> k
16:14:18 <sbp> .ety cocoa
16:14:19 <phenny> "1707, from Sp. cacao, from Nahuatl cacua, root form of cacahuatl 'bean of the cocoa tree.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=cocoa
16:14:28 <zachb> Hmm... I was wondering if it had something to do w/ "au lait", from french
16:14:45 <nslater> sounds likely
16:14:45 <nslater> cocoa and milk
16:14:53 <nslater> it kinda 2/3 or it's ingredients
16:14:55 <zachb> But nope, atl "water"
16:14:58 <nslater> its
16:15:01 <zachb> No... sugar ;-)
16:15:07 <nslater> i said 2/3's
16:15:16 <bjoern_> WATCH ME DISAPPEAR AS I TAKE MY FIREWALL APART
16:15:21 <nslater> OMG
16:15:23 <bjoern_> ANY SECOND NOW
16:15:23 <zachb> considering that milk chocolate is only 10% cocoa solids...
16:15:25 <zachb> OMG
16:15:29 <sbp> nslater: he's referring to "1604, from Nahuatl xocolatl, from xococ 'bitter' + atl 'water.' Brought to Spain for first time 1520." - http://etymonline.com/?term=chocolate
16:15:29 <melbel> no bjoooooern_
16:15:35 <zachb> bai
16:15:47 <sbp> bai bjoerns_!
16:15:48 <bjoern_> ITS TAKING LONGER THAN EXPECTED
16:15:49 <nslater> E_TOO_MUCH_SUN
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16:16:11 <sbp> melbel: he'll piece it back together from hope and love
16:16:13 <zachb> but seriously, if you say it fancily (which the french are renound for), you do hear "au lait"
16:16:18 <zachb> :-)
16:16:28 <sbp> and then when that all falls apart in five minutes, he'll use titanium and Japanese microchips
16:16:32 <melbel> ok good
16:16:40 <sbp> also, o hai
16:16:46 <melbel> 'lo
16:16:55 <procto> chocolate and syphillis
16:17:03 <procto> same origin, similiar spread vectors
16:17:09 <sbp> the two pillars of my glorious nation
16:17:26 <procto> one comes before sex, the other after
16:17:47 <sbp> chocolate comes *during* sex if it's sufficiently kinky
16:18:08 <nslater> wow
16:18:10 <procto> true
16:18:20 <nslater> sbp: pls be naming ur nation
16:18:38 <sbp> The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
16:19:39 <zachb> Wow
16:19:54 <zachb> Ha, kingdom *snort*
16:19:59 <nslater> hmm?
16:20:19 <nslater> sbp: do you own the UK?
16:20:33 <nslater> sbp: you said "my ... nation"
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16:25:04 <zachb> :P
16:25:07 <zachb> Hes' the king
16:25:24 <zachb> HA! I go to google reader: the only story?
16:25:30 <zachb> The Nation: A Not Very Private Feud Over Terrorism
16:25:31 <melbel> _bjoern \o/
16:25:33 <sbp> it is normal to use the possessive to indicate citizenship
16:25:42 <_bjoern> Upgrading has not helped at all
16:25:43 <phenny> _bjoern: 08:11Z <heycam> tell _bjoern that that's a known bug (it's the number that trips it up)
16:25:46 <_bjoern> Now checking intarwebs
16:25:50 <sbp> it in no way implies jingoism or patriotism... normally
16:25:55 <sbp> in this context it did
16:26:10 <_bjoern> phenny, tell heycam WELL FIX IT ALREADY!
16:26:16 <_bjoern> phenny, tell heycam :-)
16:26:17 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when heycam is around.
16:26:18 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when heycam is around.
16:26:30 <nslater> I wish the sun would put his hat on, would be less hot that way
16:30:20 <nslater> .title http://bitworking.org/news/321/The-Professionalization-of-Scripting-Languages
16:30:48 <phenny> nslater: Joe Gregorio | BitWorking | The professionalization of scripting languages
16:33:33 <_bjoern> .wik VirtualBox
16:33:41 <phenny> "Sun xVM VirtualBox is an X86 virtualization software package originally developed by German software company innotek GmbH." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VirtualBox
16:46:54 <sr> phenny, tell sbp about http://hackety.org/2008/05/16/blimlimb.html
16:46:57 <phenny> sr: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
16:47:50 <_bjoern> adding noreplace-paravirt seems to do the trick for me
16:59:05 <xover> nslater: jQueryis dual MIT/GPL, not PD.
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17:19:52 <_bjoern> .c 26^4
17:20:00 <phenny> 26^4 = 456 976
17:20:43 <_bjoern> Okay it's installing now...
17:31:57 <_bjoern> It's even copying files now!
17:38:33 <_bjoern> 29%...
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17:42:18 <_bjoern> Now it made a big jump to 34%
17:49:41 <_bjoern> 44%
17:53:29 <jsled> .u »
17:53:30 <phenny> U+00BB RIGHT-POINTING DOUBLE ANGLE QUOTATION MARK (»)
17:58:38 <_bjoern> "Please use only letters (A-Z, a-z) and numbers (0-9) in your password." - sf.net
17:59:22 <jsled> awesome.
18:01:06 <zachb> http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/06/phoneair.jpg
18:01:14 <zachb> wow, that's anti-developer
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18:03:00 <nslater> xover: yes, my mistake, I was thinking of json2.js which is, we use both in couchdb :)
18:04:09 <sbp> phoneair.jpg: ehheh
18:04:27 <_bjoern> 54%...
18:04:35 <_bjoern> I love good progress indicators.
18:05:47 <sbp> I love elderflower cordial recipes
18:06:50 <_bjoern> sf.net now has a "My Reputation" configuration item...
18:07:31 <_bjoern> "It is essential to the success of the SourceForge.net Marketplace that buyers and sellers can trust each other."
18:07:34 <_bjoern> The what?
18:11:18 <_bjoern> .g ksvgtopng
18:11:21 <phenny> _bjoern: http://cs.potsdam.edu/cgi-bin/man/man2html?ksvgtopng+1
18:11:47 <_bjoern> OMG 30 MIN TO DE IN EU2008
18:12:04 <_bjoern> vs PL
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18:13:10 <_bjoern> .gc "Seit fünf uhr fünfundvierzig wird zurückgeschossen!"
18:13:12 <phenny> "Seit fünf uhr fünfundvierzig wird zurückgeschossen!": 21
18:13:21 <_bjoern> .gc "Seit 5uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen!"
18:13:23 <phenny> "Seit 5uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen!": 18
18:13:26 <_bjoern> .gc "Seit 5 uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen!"
18:13:27 <phenny> "Seit 5 uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen!": 1,070
18:13:32 <_bjoern> .gc "Seit 5:45 Uhr wird zurückgeschossen!"
18:13:33 <phenny> "Seit 5:45 Uhr wird zurückgeschossen!": 67
18:17:22 <_bjoern> 62%
18:37:56 <nsh> .wik Sigmoidal
18:38:09 <_bjoern> 69%
18:38:16 <nsh> .ety sigmoid
18:38:24 <phenny> "Sigmoid function" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmoidal
18:38:25 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "sigmoid". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=sigmoid
18:41:22 <sbp> _bjoern: Poland vs. Germany tonight
18:41:32 <sbp> and a Polish driver just won the GP in a German car
18:41:44 <sbp> yay Kubica
18:47:08 <_bjoern> I said as much just a few minutes ago!
18:47:43 <Tene> .ety sigmoidal
18:47:44 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "sigmoidal". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=sigmoidal
18:47:53 <Tene> .ety stigmata
18:47:53 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "stigmata". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=stigmata
18:51:28 <sbp> _bjoern: you didn't point out the GP link though!
18:52:17 <_bjoern> And I thank Richard Dawkins that I didn't.
18:52:27 <sbp> whyplz
18:52:41 <sbp> random pattern finding is what makes humans great
18:52:51 <sbp> even if we overdo it sometimes, that doesn't rule out all of our total awesome pattern matching
18:54:47 <_bjoern> Monty, remind me in 182 days to answer <sbp> whyplz <- <sbp> _bjoern: you didn't point out the GP link though! <_bjoern> And I thank Richard Dawkins that I didn't.
18:55:00 <_bjoern> remind me in 182 days to answer <sbp> whyplz <- <sbp> _bjoern: you didn't point out the GP link though! <_bjoern> And I thank Richard Dawkins that I didn't.
18:55:08 <sbp> there is no Monty
18:55:10 <_bjoern> Well at least I tried!
18:55:16 <sbp> you'll have to answer now
18:55:20 <_bjoern> I thought by then I would have come up with a good answer.
18:55:23 <_bjoern> nu
18:55:33 <sbp> nu
18:55:41 <_bjoern> nnslater
18:55:49 <sbp> phenny: tell Monty <_bjoern> Monty, remind me in 182 days to answer <sbp> whyplz <- <sbp> _bjoern: you didn't point out the GP link though! <_bjoern> And I thank Richard Dawkins that I didn't.
18:55:50 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Monty is around.
18:56:06 <sbp> kk nslater
18:58:42 * sbp watches teh footballs
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19:01:56 <sbp> .title http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/06/06/aussie_apple_resellers_receive_boxes_with_do_not_open_warning.html
19:02:07 <phenny> sbp: AppleInsider | Aussie Apple resellers receive boxes with "DO NOT OPEN" warning
19:02:18 <zachb> Hmm
19:02:21 <sbp> 'ello kwijibo
19:02:28 <zachb> Probably contains bombs
19:02:39 <kwijibo> 'allo allo sbp
19:02:44 <sbp> or American diplomats
19:03:10 <kwijibo> what's the haps?
19:03:28 <sbp> love and freedom and sport
19:03:49 <sbp> and an upcoming Apple conference and the lack of Monty
19:03:49 <sbp> Sundays are always quiet
19:04:54 <kwijibo> so are there any juicy rumours about the keynote announcements?
19:04:55 <sbp> goal
19:05:10 <sbp> kwijibo: yeah, http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/06/phoneair.jpg
19:05:17 <kwijibo> Steve Jobs to announce an ipod that cures cancer?
19:05:40 * kwijibo lols at image
19:06:42 <sbp> as usual there are so many rumours it maketh the head to dizzy
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19:09:36 <kwijibo> the usual blood-letting that follows should bring the humours back to an equilibrium
19:09:53 <sbp> yes...
19:10:47 <_bjoern> 94%
19:16:23 <sbp> VIOLENCE if it goes to 92%?
19:20:51 <sbp> close from Poland there
19:23:40 <_bjoern> It said it's done, switched to a pseudo-text-mode with unreadable scrolling "text"
19:23:46 <_bjoern> I thought it should reboot now...
19:24:26 <_bjoern> Problem is I don't know how normal this is, whether I should reset or not...
19:25:56 <sbp> what program is it?
19:26:05 <_bjoern> Ubuntu
19:26:21 <_bjoern> That's all I can say.
19:26:34 <sbp> it's almost certainly normal
19:27:04 <_bjoern> text looks kinda like [ dddd.dddddd: ddddddd ......: dshfahlsdkjfhlasjdhflasdfjs where ds are digits
19:27:21 <_bjoern> every other line seems to end in "size 1135" or something like that
19:27:31 <_bjoern> hit reset now
19:27:31 <sbp> ooh, it's a stardate
19:31:58 <sbp> HT
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19:36:17 <shoulson_> phenny!
19:36:18 <phenny> shoulson_!
19:36:24 <shoulson_> It's hot!
19:36:46 <_bjoern> yo shoulson_
19:36:48 <sbp> hot tamales and they're red hot
19:36:52 <sbp> yes she got 'em for sale!
19:36:59 <shoulson_> yo _bjoern
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19:37:13 <shoulson_> It is seriously ickorama hotNhumid here. Ugh.
19:37:36 <sbp> climatefail
19:37:37 <_bjoern> Ubuntu haz booted
19:37:43 <_bjoern> .weather edfm
19:37:45 <shoulson_> And you know how I turn into a pumpkin friday night to saturday night? Well it happens again tonight through *tuesday* night.
19:37:46 <phenny> Clear ☼, 21℃, 1018mb, Light breeze 7km/h (4kt) (↑) - EDFM 21:20, 1920Z
19:37:51 <shoulson_> .wik Shavuot
19:37:53 <phenny> "Shavuot (or Shavuos, in Ashkenazi usage; Hebrew: שבועות, lit. 'Weeks') is a Jewish holiday that occurs on the sixth day of the Hebrew month of Sivan (late May or early June)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shavuot
19:38:04 <shoulson_> .weather ewr
19:38:08 <phenny> Cloudy, 95.0℉ (35℃), 29.84in (1007mb), Moderate breeze 15kt (↑) - KEWR 14:51, 1851Z
19:38:10 <sbp> cool
19:38:15 <_bjoern> no, hot
19:38:23 <sbp> you people have so many holidays
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19:38:29 <sbp> also, is this one of the happy ones or the sad ones?
19:38:31 <_bjoern> .weather KEWL
19:38:32 <phenny> KEWL: no such ICAO code, or no NOAA data
19:38:39 <shoulson_> Yes, quite a lot. Happy, as they go.
19:38:53 <shoulson_> The traditional food is cheesecake, so how sad can it be?
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19:39:09 <sbp> hmm
19:39:15 <sbp> my opinion of cheesecake is not high
19:39:32 <clsn> When done well, cheesecake can be a religious experience.
19:39:46 <_bjoern> Like mushroomcake.
19:39:55 <sbp> yes. hellish
19:40:26 <clsn> I tend to prefer plain cheesecakes, but with a good cinnamony graham-cracker crust. Adding flavors to the cheesecake just spoils the excellent cheesecakeness.
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19:50:00 <nslater> omg cheesecake, sbp are you for reals?
19:50:59 <_bjoern> sbp opposes reals in any way shape and form.
19:51:17 <_bjoern> on reals-opposition-day at least.
19:51:21 <kwijibo> :D
19:51:28 <_bjoern> Actually, that may be the one time he doesn't.
19:51:31 <_bjoern> It's complicated.
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19:51:38 <nslater> whats the traditional food of that holiday?
19:51:45 <sbp> I think that cheese is a pure food
19:51:49 <sbp> it does not compound easily
19:51:51 <clsn> I told you, cheesecake.
19:52:17 <nslater> I dunno, even from the name cheese + cake it should be clear that cheesecake is made of pure win and boobs
19:52:21 <clsn> Dairy foods in general, but cheesecake has become the prime example.
19:52:24 <nslater> the tasting is almost secondary
19:52:30 * kwijibo lolling at peepshow
19:52:36 <clsn> Except that cheesecake is really a custard pie...
19:52:40 <nslater> wat
19:52:55 <clsn> Well, technically.
19:52:59 <sbp> yeah
19:53:03 <nslater> custard pie makes me think of the chuckle brothers
19:53:07 <sbp> it's fakes
19:53:11 <sbp> ehheh
19:53:12 <nslater> also, custard is horrid
19:53:14 <sbp> to me
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19:53:20 <clsn> It's dairy held in a matrix of egg proteins. That's custard.
19:53:28 * sbp waits for nslater to supply a to you
19:53:37 <_bjoern> Let's test...
19:53:38 <_bjoern> .gcs [reals fakes] [fakes reals]
19:53:43 <phenny> fakes reals (137,000), reals fakes (135,000)
19:53:48 <nslater> I could use the same and say that pizza, pasta, and cheese on toast is all the same thing
19:53:49 <clsn> Maybe that's why they call it cheesecake. to distinguish it from horrid custard.
19:54:06 <procto> sbp: besides eating cheesecake, we also engage in waterfights and wear white (best combination)
19:54:20 <_bjoern> But then why don't they name horrid custard cheesecake?
19:54:22 <nslater> thing about cheesecake is...
19:54:24 <clsn> I wore my light colors yesterday. Oops.
19:54:46 <nslater> ... I love it, absolutely love it, but always, half way through I remember that it's made with REAL cheese and it's also a cake and that really freaks me out and I cant eat any more.
19:55:12 <nslater> at that point I usually pretend to be considerate and offer it to a friend
19:56:47 <sbp> what
19:56:58 <nslater> what?
19:57:09 <nslater> which bit didnt parse?
19:57:20 <_bjoern> There are 128 IMPORTANT SECURITY UPDATES and 1 distribution update. Already.
19:57:33 <clsn> http://www.amazon.com/Victorian-Internet-Remarkable-Nineteenth-line/dp/0802716040/ <-- read this yesterday. Pretty dang cool. But then that means I don't have it to read over the holiday.
19:57:35 <_bjoern> ah it's just 126 MB
19:58:18 <clsn> .title
19:58:22 <phenny> clsn: Amazon.com: The Victorian Internet: The Remarkable Story of the Telegraph and the Nineteenth Century's On-line Pioneers: Tom Standage: Books
20:00:14 <_bjoern> .title http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2085192/Hats-banned-from-Yorkshire-pubs-over-CCTV-fears.html
20:00:31 <phenny> _bjoern: Hats banned from Yorkshire pubs over CCTV fears - Telegraph
20:00:53 <sbp> nslater: why does it freak you out?
20:00:53 <_bjoern> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7440693.stm
20:00:57 <phenny> _bjoern: BBC NEWS | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Fine for airport check bomb row
20:01:54 <_bjoern> "There was an exchange of views"
20:02:24 <_bjoern> .gcs Meinungsaustausch "exchange of views
20:02:29 <phenny> of (15,170,000,000), views (931,000,000), "exchange (497,000,000), Meinungsaustausch (749,000)
20:02:34 <_bjoern> .gcs Meinungsaustausch "exchange of views"
20:02:35 <phenny> Meinungsaustausch (749,000), "exchange of views" (303,000)
20:03:19 <_bjoern> .title http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/05/arkansas-voting.html
20:03:20 <phenny> _bjoern: Arkansas Election Officials Baffled by Machines that Flipped Race | Threat Level from Wired.com
20:04:48 <sbp> Poland are all "lol we have to score"
20:05:12 <clsn> .title http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1382115/Getting-to-know-the-Hitlers.html
20:05:13 <phenny> clsn: Getting to know the Hitlers - Telegraph
20:05:14 <_bjoern> still 0:0?
20:05:21 <sbp> no, 1-0
20:05:27 <sbp> it's been 1-0 for aaaages
20:05:38 <_bjoern> then why do they need to score?
20:05:53 <clsn> "I was to discover that the Hitler bloodline was carried on through William Patrick's four sons - one of whom died in a road accident in 1989 - and that the brothers had decided in a remarkable pact not to have children themselves in order that Adolf Hitler's genes would die with them."
20:06:06 <sbp> because presumably they don't want to lose
20:06:57 <sbp> good old Hitlers. always doing stuff to h... oh wait
20:07:36 <clsn> William Patrick was Adolph's nephew.
20:07:55 <_bjoern> who wasn't.
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20:13:48 <brown.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: JibbyBot jsled Louie`
20:14:31 <sbp> 2-0
20:14:35 <_bjoern> Hello loggy, welcome to swhack. Until your arrival this wasn't a publically logged channel.
20:14:38 <_bjoern> Yes, I can hear that.
20:14:46 <_bjoern> fireworks or bombs or whatever outside.
20:15:09 <sbp> ehheh
20:15:23 <sbp> might be some more in a bit. they seem to be playing well
20:15:35 <sbp> it's been up and down
20:19:48 <_bjoern> seems pretty lame atm
20:20:04 <sbp> yeah, this is more of a down
20:20:51 <sbp> yay, email is fixed
20:23:31 <_bjoern> "Poland!" "Germany!" "Poland!" "Germany!" "Poland!" "Germany!" ... very creative choir.
20:24:12 <sbp> yeah, the days of Beethoven and Chopin are long gone
20:24:51 <_bjoern> Ah well, perhaps the lack of joy in Klagenfurt is unsurprising.
20:25:17 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Klage. klagen. beklagen."?
20:25:19 <phenny> _bjoern: "Action. injunctions. complain." (de to en, translate.google.com)
20:25:24 <sbp> woah
20:25:27 <sbp> Poland nearly scored
20:25:56 <_bjoern> T+10min now
20:26:43 <sbp> spurious shot
20:27:09 <sbp> hmm, actually better than I first thought
20:27:23 <_bjoern> didn't work out though
20:28:31 <_bjoern> They didn't score against us since 1980.
20:28:55 <_bjoern> And didn't win since ~1933 if I recall correctly.
20:29:15 <_bjoern> That was probably the only time.
20:29:25 <sbp> ha
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20:31:00 <nslater> http://people.mozilla.com/~beltzner/overview-of-firefox3.swf
20:31:06 <nslater> might be interesting to someone
20:31:18 <sbp> .swf?
20:31:25 <_bjoern> Could you describe that in less specific terms?
20:31:26 <sbp> instafail
20:31:55 <sbp> less specific than instafail? how about fail?
20:32:13 <_bjoern> .sux?
20:32:21 <sbp> hehe
20:32:29 <sbp> nice use of the extension munging
20:32:52 <_bjoern> 140seconds
20:34:33 <nslater> that was pretty cool :)
20:34:59 <nslater> im still not a fanboi enough to bother doing anything other than waiting for it to plop onto my machine via debian :)
20:35:12 <nslater> ... in 2012
20:35:19 <sbp> FT
20:35:25 <nslater> FT?
20:35:27 <sbp> WELL DOEN TEH GERMANY
20:35:35 <sbp> Full Time
20:35:44 <sbp> also I have the latest 3.0 release candidate
20:35:51 <sbp> because FF2 leaks so much damn memory
20:35:53 <nslater> fanboi, etc
20:35:56 <nslater> ;)
20:36:01 <sbp> even with 3.0's bugs, it's way less crashy
20:36:18 <sbp> well really, it would've been hard to make it worse
20:36:24 <sbp> beter BELTZNER didn't put that in his .sux
20:36:42 <sbp> "Firefox 3.0 is super because 2.0 was so shit we could not have done worse."
20:36:42 <sbp> s/beter/bet/
20:38:21 <_bjoern> Oh we are not that concerned with winning, just like the old olympic motto says, participation is everything...
20:38:28 <nslater> a very interesting website interface (warning, flash, sound, japanese girls, sfw): http://www.uniqlo.jp/uniqlock/
20:39:02 <nslater> i didnt mean to chump that :(
20:39:04 <_bjoern> thanks for warning us it's sfw, I might have accidentially clicked otherwise
20:39:09 <nslater> heh
20:39:39 * sbp stabs _bjoern with a... failed joke
20:39:45 <nslater> still hawt though :p
20:40:32 <sbp> sfw AND hawt?
20:40:36 <zachb> :P
20:40:36 <nslater> yes
20:40:39 <sbp> u's trippin'
20:40:40 <nslater> very
20:40:54 <_bjoern> whether that's swf depends a lot on your workplace.
20:40:54 <nslater> one of those girls is v pretty
20:41:08 <sbp> [[[
20:41:08 <sbp> If you look fabulous on the outside, do you really want to be wearing greying cotton pants with a sturdy white Littlewoods bra underneath?
20:41:08 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2090570/British-women-splash-out-on-luxury-lingerie.html
20:41:10 <nslater> well yes, but swhack isnt ver sfw, so it was in contrast to that ;)
20:41:35 <_bjoern> Grey is THE color this summer I'm told.
20:41:55 <_bjoern> what's nswf by those standards?
20:42:02 <sbp> “The arrival of supportive Magic Knickers and Spanx returned us, albeit in a slightly different form, to the corsetry of our parents' generation.” - ibid.
20:42:02 <nslater> something with boobs
20:42:16 <_bjoern> ur weird.
20:42:19 <nslater> nu
20:42:20 <nslater> etc
20:43:05 <nslater> i LOVE the music
20:43:15 <nslater> ... and it's still playing, I wonder if it ever stops!?
20:43:23 <_bjoern> me too
20:43:31 <_bjoern> perhaps it repeats without you noticing.
20:43:44 <nslater> nah, i keep seeing videos that i havnt seen before
20:43:51 <_bjoern> la chicas could smile more.
20:44:02 <nslater> woah, tripy orange balls
20:44:07 <nslater> i tihnk it must end soon
20:44:15 <_bjoern> well just because the shirt colors are different doesn't mean it's a new vid.
20:44:34 <nslater> nah, new dance moves etc, then one inside with a bookcase, then yellow balls
20:44:39 <nslater> orange, rather
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20:46:00 <nslater> it must be counting up to a specific number
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20:47:10 <nslater> screw it, closed the window, i now conclude that it was infinite
20:49:03 <_bjoern> man this ubuntu update is driving me nuts
20:49:13 <_bjoern> I was just checking on it
20:49:20 <sbp> I'm off. 'night!
20:49:21 <_bjoern> expanding the details thingy and such
20:49:27 <nslater> .o/
20:49:32 <_bjoern> and then I read above "Please wait, I can't take this anymore"
20:49:44 <_bjoern> where it actually said "Please wait, this can take some time."
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20:53:01 <melbel> nslater, was it not a clock?
20:54:45 <_bjoern> That's what I thought but was too lazy to check the tokyo tz
20:55:33 <_bjoern> .t +9
20:55:34 <phenny> Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:55:33 +9
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21:24:03 <_bjoern> had to kill the updater trying to set up gnome-applets-data
21:24:14 <_bjoern> hung there doing that for, well, over ten minutes.
21:24:28 <_bjoern> capplets-data seems to hang too
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21:50:10 <_bjoern> updater was almost done, suddenly a window pops up telling me I have to restart to complete the update. well I click the button to restart and so it does. turns out however the updater was still running... good ui.
21:51:04 <xover> Ah, but it /consitently/ fucks up the update, so that's ok then.
21:52:52 <_bjoern> what a relief, thanks!
21:54:49 <_bjoern> "E: dpkg was interrupted, you must manually run 'dpkg --configure -a' to correct the problem. E: _cache->open() failed, please report."
21:55:25 <xover> Here there be Debians!
21:56:09 <_bjoern> I'd really like all this linux stuff if it would't suck so badly.
21:56:34 <xover> It's software, what'd you expect?
22:05:36 <_bjoern> now there is many many xml erorrs in scrollkeeper_extended_cl.xml
22:08:44 <_bjoern> and g++ can't find the right header files... perhaps this is related to some script giving errors that I missed because of the xml errors?
22:09:16 <xover> .title http://www.fedoraproject.org/
22:09:18 <phenny> xover: Fedora Project
22:09:39 <_bjoern> I thought Ubuntu is the cool dist these days??
22:09:50 <xover> My point exactly.
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