00:00:19 <nsh> n5h, defuse the hate pls
00:00:20 <n5h> subclass of or an object prototyped from the the bottom (e.g. last page of results or cache. oh right.
00:00:37 <nsh> n5h, what have i told you about prototyping things
00:00:38 <n5h> ah.
00:00:44 * mahound hands nsh a Glock 22 pistol
00:00:59 <nsh> n5h, why do you always seem to think you're at the doctor's, mang?
00:01:00 <n5h> lol. sorry, oll. there are no wrong turns on scouting excursions. monty.
00:01:03 <Monty> Was that Jesus' physical body was already on Mac?
00:01:10 <mahound> :o
00:01:18 <nsh> .gs there are no wrong turns on *
00:01:18 <mahound> this is getting quite mystical
00:01:20 <phenny> there are no wrong turns on *: the (4), this grand street (2), the menu (2)
00:02:10 <mahound> .swhack Jesus physical
00:02:20 <phenny> mahound: Sorry, no results found.
00:02:40 <nsh> hmm
00:02:43 <mahound> .swhack Jesus' physical
00:02:46 <phenny> mahound: Sorry, no results found.
00:02:50 <mahound> :\
00:03:02 <nsh> n5h, is a caterpillar aware of its metamorphosis?
00:03:02 <n5h> ]]] -- herschel.
00:03:51 <Arnia> [[[ -- Slough.
00:04:06 * nsh hungers
00:05:49 <nsh> n5h, i wish to feast on the left ventricles of nanci pelosi. can you make this the happen?
00:05:50 <n5h> excellent. i'm alive, the rest are details :-). you could exhaustively search for files with text in that vein. take care.
00:18:09 <bjoern_> .gc n5h porn
00:18:09 <n5h> even.
00:18:09 <phenny> n5h porn: 216
00:18:10 <n5h> why write something, when you put in all seriousness though, the map is not robotic. the other day?
00:18:42 <bjoern_> .gc arn1a n5h porn
00:18:42 <phenny> arn1a n5h porn: 0
00:18:45 <n5h> any element has a woefully long timeout. what's the best of luck: sounds like awesome work. arnia, have you been asleep? moon-traitah!
00:18:45 <n5h> or http://www.isil.org/resources/lit/looting-of-america.html. the police literally take 'stuff' to court, and 'stuff' is presumed guilty unless proven innocent. mmm. it's hard to answer or correct someone's misunderstanding then it is divulged.
00:18:46 <Arn1a> what sorts of job? yech. phenny: tell phenny i love having a cold as a major piece of paper. all a constitution is.
00:18:49 <Arn1a> owl is pretty indicative of history. sbp: tabs are to the ever present idiom gnomes. monty: explode? huh... fast.
00:18:50 <Monty> alas it for end-users."
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00:43:09 <clsn> phenny, tell sbp we need to write a happy, peaceful story about a statue that stands around and does nothing. We can call it an Idle Idol Idyll.
00:43:10 <phenny> clsn: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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01:38:28 <bjoern_> Talk to me Monty.
01:38:43 <Monty> won't be long practice makes sense that we can't commit a concrete coffin. I'll pass that give WMs shots, you do, you get herself to Mark (NICNT), 527-28, says a daily telegraph article in it. This has led to me once more too early, mahound, but decides not working, it allways'a'maxin out?
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01:53:05 <OliverK> would someone be kind enough to tell me why my phenny cannot do tells?
01:53:36 <bjoern_> phenny, tell OliverK I don't know.
01:53:36 <phenny> bjoern_: I'll pass that on when OliverK is around.
01:53:43 <OliverK> haha
01:53:44 <phenny> OliverK: 01:53Z <bjoern_> tell OliverK I don't know.
01:53:53 <OliverK> wait
01:54:49 <OliverK> nope
01:59:03 <OliverK> hints?
01:59:05 <OliverK> please?
01:59:41 <bjoern_> Well you are mistaken about phenny's lack of ability.
01:59:57 <bjoern_> Perhaps it is not working on your installation, in which case you might describe the symptoms?
02:00:21 <OliverK> well, typing .tell or phenny, tell so and so isn't working
02:00:48 <OliverK> i'm using a brand new copy of phenny
02:00:51 <bjoern_> you mean she does not say anything in response?
02:00:59 <OliverK> yes
02:01:01 <bjoern_> is the module installed and loaded?
02:01:05 <OliverK> should be
02:01:10 <OliverK> ping, wtc are loaded
02:01:14 <OliverK> etc*
02:01:43 <bjoern_> Are you sure tell is loaded?
02:02:19 <OliverK> yes, registered modules: tell, translate, etc.
02:02:35 <bjoern_> can phenny write her database?
02:03:05 <OliverK> i would assume so
02:03:20 <bjoern_> seems to be in ~/.phenny/nick-....tell.db
02:03:21 <OliverK> i'm using vista, which is bad, but o well
02:03:39 <OliverK> i don't see one under that
02:04:06 <bjoern_> so what does `os.path.expanduser('~/.phenny')` expand to on Vista?
02:04:35 <bjoern_> or your system, more precisely?
02:04:46 <bjoern_> do you have the HOME env var set?
02:05:20 <OliverK> C:\Users\RD\.phenny
02:05:35 <OliverK> HOME env? No- I don't think so
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02:05:41 <Monty> hi sysfault
02:05:41 <bjoern_> So can phenny write there?
02:06:25 <OliverK> i would gues- I don't know much about vista, yes, she created her own modules from startup
02:07:44 <bjoern_> Well it's either she cannot write there, or I don't know.
02:07:54 <bjoern_> I would use `filemon` from sysinternals to find out.
02:08:02 <OliverK> maybe she can't- i should try froma non vista machine
02:08:02 <bjoern_> .g sysinternals filemon
02:08:03 <phenny> bjoern_: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896642.aspx
02:08:10 <OliverK> ah
02:08:12 <OliverK> okay
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02:21:45 <nslater> HELLOS
02:21:52 <nslater> n5h: yo
02:21:53 <n5h> i must still has some pedagogical value at least in the long term. whereas ideas are voter-proof.
02:22:02 <nslater> k.
02:22:45 <bjoern_> yo nslater
02:22:52 <bjoern_> WATCH THIS:
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02:22:57 <_bjoern> there we go.
02:23:07 <_bjoern> I call it tail wagging.
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02:25:57 <nslater> _bjoern: is iz confused
02:26:09 <_bjoern> is iz really?
02:26:18 <nslater> yrly
02:26:27 <_bjoern> : : : ( ( (
02:26:35 <_bjoern> ( ( ( : : :
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02:57:32 <_bjoern> oh my... searching through 90mb of pdfs is *slow*
03:03:57 <_bjoern> .gs in der * liegt die kraft
03:03:58 <phenny> in der * liegt die kraft: ruhe (72), vielfalt (3), truhe (3), seele (3), rille (3), nische (3), kürze (3), kooperation (3), einfachheit (3), bewegung (3), tiefe (2)
03:07:56 <_bjoern> and now the reader crashed
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03:09:01 <Monty> welcome, freer
03:09:25 <freer> thanks
03:09:30 <_bjoern> Yo freer, Welcome to Swhack.
03:09:40 <_bjoern> Do you intend to run for office?
03:10:13 <freer> hadn't planned on it
03:10:33 <_bjoern> Good, then you don't mind this channel being publically logged.
03:11:04 <_bjoern> How can we be of assistance?
03:11:30 <freer> logging is fine
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03:12:03 <freer> nothing in particular -- a friend had mentioned I might be interested in the channel
03:12:59 <_bjoern> Read free samples on swhack.com!
03:13:34 <_bjoern> Though note that most activity is ~ 1000 - 0200 GMT +02:00.
03:13:50 <_bjoern> Right now, well, I seem to be the only one around...
03:14:23 <_bjoern> I suppose nslater went off to beat the crap out of some anachronistic christians.
03:14:30 <freer> thanks; fair enough
03:14:35 <_bjoern> Well there is Monty of course.
03:14:36 <Monty> LC_ALL=en_GB.utf8
03:14:49 <_bjoern> He's british and into unicode, as you can see.
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03:21:33 <melbel> Monty \o/
03:21:42 <Monty> hehe. well they tended to blow up to it. Proving malice would go on, I'm way from O.Fr. trespasser (see pedagogue)." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7450627.stm
03:21:43 <_bjoern> hey melbel
03:21:50 <melbel> hallo _bjoern
03:21:55 <melbel> up late today?
03:22:25 <_bjoern> late, early, continuously, ... a bit of everything really.
03:22:31 <melbel> mmm
03:23:21 <_bjoern> have to work on stuff I really really really don't want to, so working on that, and the bad conscience from not workin on it, are keeping me up.
03:24:13 <melbel> awwww
03:24:16 * melbel hugs _bjoern
03:24:24 <_bjoern> :-)
03:24:26 <_bjoern> Thanks.
03:24:43 <melbel> anytime
03:24:49 <melbel> everyone needs a hug now and then
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03:35:57 <melbel> blah de blah de doo doot do do do doo
03:36:07 <melbel> anyone awake?
03:37:14 * _bjoern finished 10 of 12 items of the first of three parts in what he's got to do...
03:37:26 <_bjoern> That's almost good enough to take a break or something...
03:37:31 <melbel> are they of equal size?
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03:37:55 <_bjoern> part three is several times as much as the others
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03:38:09 <melbel> then complete part one before you can break
03:38:41 <_bjoern> I was thinking about starting with part 2
03:38:55 <_bjoern> because to finish part 1 I'd have to connect another hard drive to my pc
03:39:01 <melbel> with parts 11 and 12 a part one still left?
03:39:09 <melbel> of*
03:39:16 <_bjoern> Yes, that is no problem really
03:39:21 <melbel> ionno where the a came from
03:39:30 <_bjoern> I know the feeling!
03:39:34 <_bjoern> Why are you still up?
03:39:38 <_bjoern> Or already?
03:39:42 <_bjoern> what's your timezone anyway?
03:39:43 <melbel> it's not even 10pm yet
03:39:46 <melbel> GMT -7
03:39:57 <_bjoern> right, I'm +2 ...
03:40:03 <melbel> really?
03:40:07 * _bjoern nods
03:40:08 <melbel> where is that?
03:40:11 <_bjoern> Germany.
03:40:16 <melbel> oh huh
03:40:21 <melbel> I thought that was +1
03:40:25 <_bjoern> in winter
03:40:39 <melbel> now you can't jsut change it at will
03:41:00 <_bjoern> It's called summer time, or rather, daylight saving time.
03:41:11 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Sommerzeit"?
03:41:12 <phenny> _bjoern: "Summer Time" (de to en, translate.google.com)
03:41:21 <_bjoern> Google agrees with me... :-)
03:41:23 <melbel> reminds mee of a song
03:42:33 <_bjoern> but you don't remember which one?
03:42:34 <Monty> bigger hdd isn't 'iPhone will rule" seems straightfoward to one would provide the past year
03:42:51 <_bjoern> Yes Monty, if you think so...
03:42:51 <Monty> You seem to be quite positive.
03:42:54 <melbel> I don't know what it's called nor more thana couple lines of the lyrics
03:43:10 <_bjoern> that's usually enough to google for the title!
03:43:19 <melbel> are you waiting for the title?
03:43:26 <_bjoern> last time I did it I had to work with words I wasn't sure I understood correctly...
03:43:43 <_bjoern> I can do without really, I was just wondering!
03:44:01 * melbel laughs
03:44:18 <melbel> hrmmm, it's called what I knew of the lyrics
03:44:25 <melbel> In the Good Old Summertime
03:44:32 <jsled> .ety sovereign
03:44:32 <phenny> "c.1280, from O.Fr. soverain, from V.L. *superanus 'chief, principal,' from L. super 'over' (see super-)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=sovereign
03:44:44 <_bjoern> yo jsled
03:44:48 <jsled> yo yo.
03:44:57 <jsled> [[[
03:44:59 <jsled> "Those who commit crimes within a sovereign's territory may be transferred to that sovereign's government for prosecution," wrote Chief Justice John Roberts for the court.
03:45:05 <jsled> ]]] — http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0613/p25s13-usju.html
03:45:07 <jsled> .title
03:45:09 <phenny> jsled: U.S. judges can't pull Americans from Iraqi courts | csmonitor.com
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03:45:39 <jsled> I would have thought it was "… transfered to that sovereign government's …".
03:45:51 <melbel> am I confused or did the storks lay more eggs?
03:45:53 <_bjoern> "In a 9-to-0 decision announced on Thursday, the US Supreme Court ruled against two American citizens seeking to prevent their prosecution in Iraqi courts for alleged crimes."
03:46:24 <_bjoern> They seem to have left the nest?
03:46:42 <_bjoern> The eggs were very very unlikely to hatch several weeks ago
03:46:44 <melbel> with three eggs sitting there or is it an old picture?
03:46:47 <melbel> ahhh
03:46:54 <melbel> I haven't looked at it that often
03:47:02 <_bjoern> The young parents left them in the cold night too often too long early on.
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03:47:20 <melbel> poor dead baby not yet birds
03:47:38 <_bjoern> yes :(
03:47:50 <melbel> would have made a lovely omelet
03:48:36 <_bjoern> the stork blog (Nest-Telegramm as linked there) discusses their patience, but I'm not up for a translation atm...
03:48:47 <_bjoern> I had two Spiegeleier some hours ago!
03:48:52 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Spiegelei"?
03:48:53 <phenny> _bjoern: "Egg" (de to en, translate.google.com)
03:49:08 <jsled> Google News randomly has the best pictures accompanying stories. For instance, like the one attached to <http://www.pr-inside.com/us-salmonella-scare-halts-mexican-tomato-r640333.htm>.
03:49:10 <melbel> two eggs
03:49:15 <_bjoern> "fried egg, sunnyside up"
03:49:20 <melbel> !
03:49:35 <_bjoern> (literally: mirror egg)
03:49:38 <melbel> can't do sunnyside up, needs a teense more cooking
03:50:24 <melbel> ummmm jsled, that's a horrid pic
03:50:39 <jsled> I know! Isn't it great!
03:50:48 <_bjoern> eeek
03:51:18 <_bjoern> .gc "Not safe for sighted people"
03:51:19 <phenny> "Not safe for sighted people": 16
03:52:04 <melbel> and did they cover up his left underboob? I don't see it
03:52:36 * _bjoern 's happy not knowing
03:52:47 <jsled> Hmm. Early metacritic score of 93 for MGS4.
03:54:34 <jsled> Also: <http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB121332164069470457-FoGS4ZC9up5hgFCB2UiHk8KC9Lc_20080712.html?mod=tff_main_tff_top>. Wow. Michelle Malkin's (even incidentally) involved? "I'm shocked, shocked, to find out that there's [slander] going on in here. (Here's your [defamation], sir.)"
03:57:53 <jsled> And on that note [[[
03:57:55 <jsled> Rick: Do I have to hear again what a great man your husband is? What an important Cause he's fighting for?
03:57:55 <jsled> Ilsa: It was your cause too. In your own way, you were fighting for the same thing.
03:57:55 <jsled> Rick: I'm not fighting for anything anymore except myself. I'm the only Cause I'm interested in.
03:57:55 <jsled> Ilsa: [after a long pause] Richard. Richard, we loved each other once. If those days meant anything at all to you...
03:57:56 <jsled> Rick: I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you. It's poor salesmanship.
03:58:06 <jsled> ]]] — http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Casablanca
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03:58:36 <jsled> Thank you g'night! I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet, and please tip your waitresses.
03:58:51 <melbel> night!
03:59:04 <_bjoern> sleep well!
03:59:15 <melbel> or poorly, as long as you sleep some
03:59:28 * melbel glares at _bjoern
03:59:31 <_bjoern> Yes, I was thinking about adding that :D
03:59:48 <melbel> :P
04:00:26 <jsled> The only thing that separates you from a good sleep is a triple scotch on the rocks. :)
04:00:43 <melbel> I disagree
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04:01:35 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's Xanthor[aw]!
04:01:52 <_bjoern> I only have polish vodka.
04:02:46 <melbel> hrmmm
04:02:50 <melbel> i
04:02:55 * melbel blinks
04:03:08 <melbel> stupid keyboard
04:03:24 <_bjoern> Mine auto-fires the eeeeeeeeeeeee if you come near it
04:03:40 <melbel> give it a w for weeeeeeeeeeeee
04:03:43 <_bjoern> Soe Ie get all strangee texts sometimeseeee.
04:04:08 <melbel> fun stuff
04:04:26 <melbel> oh yes, is polish any different than other vodka?
04:04:32 <jsled> no.
04:04:39 <melbel> isn't it, like, all vodka?
04:05:23 * _bjoern reads http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka#Poland
04:05:38 <melbel> I have stumbled across that page before
04:05:40 <melbel> >_>
04:05:46 <_bjoern> 'Stefan Falimierz asserted in his 1534 works on herbs that vodka could serve "to increase fertility and awaken lust"'
04:06:03 <melbel> yeah
04:06:08 <melbel> so does most alcohol
04:06:11 <_bjoern> .wik Żubrówka
04:06:12 <phenny> "Żubrówka (pronounced: /ʐub'rufka/ (help·info); also known in English as Bison Grass Vodka) is a brand of dry herb-flavoured vodka distilled from rye, 40% alcohol (80 proof)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Żubrówka
04:06:16 <_bjoern> is the first bottle
04:06:24 <_bjoern> I think the other one has a less popular brand
04:11:01 <melbel> it looks greenish
04:11:54 <_bjoern> "A blade of this grass can be found in every bottle of genuine Żubrówka and is the reason for its particular taste, aroma, and yellowish colour"
04:12:28 <melbel> I wonder if they wash it
04:12:39 <_bjoern> :-)
04:12:56 <_bjoern> I hadn't wondered that, intended to drink the vodka...
04:13:06 <_bjoern> intending
04:13:12 <melbel> 'm sure the alcohol content will kill most germies
04:13:32 <_bjoern> hehe
04:13:36 <_bjoern> .wik Shōchū
04:13:36 <phenny> "Shōchū is produced everywhere in Japan, yet the home of shochu is Kyūshū island.[1]|" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shōchū
04:13:54 <melbel> le sigh
04:14:05 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp fwiw, `.wik Shōchū` doesn't get the first para, but the second.
04:14:06 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
04:14:10 <melbel> I should really switch back to other mIRC, where I can see those symbols
04:14:24 <jsled> melbel: what are you using presently?
04:14:31 <melbel> my old version :]
04:14:32 <_bjoern> I was unicode challenged for a long time, too...
04:15:05 <melbel> not that they aren't neat looking symbols, I just don't know what they are supposed to be
04:15:23 <jsled> o-m u-
04:15:28 <jsled> s/m/,/
04:15:31 <jsled> \m/
04:15:39 <jsled> ,o/\o.
04:16:39 <_bjoern> hmm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Oliva.jpg would make a good ad
04:16:46 <jsled> .title http://www.bunny-comic.com/index.php?id=1176
04:16:47 <phenny> jsled: nature (# 1176) - Bunny TBOR
04:17:05 <_bjoern> hehe
04:17:05 <melbel> saw that pic last weekend
04:17:59 <jsled> Oh, I can read Top Chef finale reviews, now. I almost forgot.
04:18:27 <melbel> oh I saw a pretty bird this afternoon
04:18:36 * melbel goes to try and find name/pic
04:20:50 <_bjoern> Ah, the last song title I tried to find out by searching for lyrics was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uox3jiV-4zA
04:20:59 <_bjoern> it was most difficult.
04:22:18 <melbel> very accented
04:22:47 <_bjoern> It's played in many Dead like me episodes.
04:22:50 <_bjoern> .wik Dead like me
04:22:51 <phenny> "Dead Like Me is an American television comedy-drama starring Ellen Muth and Mandy Patinkin as grim reapers in Seattle, Washington." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_like_me
04:23:16 <melbel> pretty song
04:23:26 <melbel> not listening to the words at all
04:24:15 <_bjoern> I had to play the fragment of an episode that featured it, like, 30 times to discern a few lyrics.
04:29:07 <melbel> http://www.royalalbertamuseum.ca/natural/birds/research/_images/tanager.jpg
04:29:14 <melbel> one of those was outside today
04:29:29 <_bjoern> pretty
04:29:29 <Monty> LC_ALL=en_GB.utf8
04:29:48 <melbel> it was, but I was trying to leave for work and couldn't take a picture
04:29:51 <melbel> :[
04:30:45 <_bjoern> .gc "Bird Privacy"
04:30:46 <phenny> "Bird Privacy": 379
04:31:37 <_bjoern> .gc "Homo Erectus Privacy"
04:31:38 <phenny> "Homo Erectus Privacy": 0
04:31:57 <melbel> lol
04:32:09 <melbel> close the drapes for more privacy
04:34:06 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp 10 more days http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama:_The_Beast_with_a_Billion_Backs
04:34:06 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
04:34:17 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp or less depending on google video...
04:34:18 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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04:34:59 <_bjoern> (we watched Bender's Big Score off google video several days before its release here)
04:35:37 <melbel> umm ok
04:41:39 <melbel> _bjoern, when I first joined here, bots were voiced, is there a reason why they aren't now?
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04:42:17 <melbel> RobotGuy \o/
04:42:27 <RobotGuy> Hi
04:42:41 <melbel> hallo
04:42:53 <_bjoern> We could use more RobotGals here if you ask me.
04:43:13 <melbel> RobotGal
04:43:19 <melbel> hrmmm
04:44:14 <RobotGuy> That is true!
04:45:27 <melbel> lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsvNBTXJVFw&feature=related
04:47:36 <_bjoern> You see the problem I had :D
04:47:47 <melbel> lyrics :D
04:48:53 <melbel> CARAMEL EGG!
04:49:56 <_bjoern> The author wishes to stress ... especially if you have to beg for it!
04:50:39 * melbel giggles
04:54:15 <melbel> so is it nearly 8am, bjoern?
04:55:02 <_bjoern> 7am. I am thinking, the "other" lido opens at 8am, maybe I should pay them a visit.
04:55:13 <_bjoern> (other as in the one I haven't yet tried out)
04:55:35 <melbel> then maybe it's -6 now, but it's 11pm which is 7 off of UK time
04:55:55 <_bjoern> I am no good at time zones
04:56:14 <melbel> I try to be, at least aware of the time of people I chat with
04:56:53 <_bjoern> people I chat with usually have borken sleep patterns :)
04:57:09 <melbel> I do, for sure
04:57:22 <melbel> still like to know their time
04:57:33 <_bjoern> :-)
04:58:12 <_bjoern> the broad categories of "us", "eu", "jp", and a few others usually work for me.
04:58:40 <melbel> but there's so many different times in those
04:59:15 <melbel> jp is 16 hours ahead, uk is 7, sweden and stuff is 8, east coast 2
04:59:19 <xover> Timezones suck ass.
04:59:25 <_bjoern> an error of roughly 4 hours isn't too bad usually
04:59:31 <xover> Getting up in the morning sucks even more ass.
04:59:38 <_bjoern> yo xover
04:59:40 <melbel> morning xover
04:59:49 <_bjoern> blame yarself going to bed in the first place!
04:59:58 <xover> Morning you sleepless zombies.
05:00:09 <_bjoern> got brains?
05:00:16 <xover> Not really.
05:00:20 <_bjoern> I trade for beers?
05:00:31 <xover> Now beers I do have.
05:00:39 <_bjoern> want brains then?
05:00:42 <xover> Sure.
05:00:47 <_bjoern> deal!
05:01:07 <xover> .t JST
05:01:08 <phenny> Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:01:07 JST
05:01:44 * _bjoern wonders whether yod finished relocating to fr
05:02:07 <xover> The real bitch to me is figuring out the Aussie ones; I think they have 4 different timezones.
05:03:14 <xover> Nope. He's still around on the .jp timesones.
05:03:24 <melbel> I know Adelaide and Perth
05:03:24 <_bjoern> They also have backwards rotating toilet water.
05:03:34 <_bjoern> Odd!
05:03:55 <melbel> it's not odd to have backwards rotating toilet water
05:04:01 <melbel> think of the globe
05:04:12 <_bjoern> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Timezones2008.png suggests more like 3 zones
05:04:27 <xover> Maybe I'm counting NZ.
05:04:28 <_bjoern> +8-10
05:04:37 <_bjoern> maybe you are...
05:04:39 <melbel> that isn't correct though
05:04:58 <melbel> I swear they have more timezones
05:05:11 <xover> ah, here we go
05:05:14 <xover> .wik Time in Australia
05:05:15 <phenny> "Standard time was introduced into Australia in the 1890's when all the then colonies adopted standard times." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Australia
05:06:31 <melbel> oh maybe I was just seeing the different...states? as different time zones
05:06:58 <_bjoern> It's always fun to compare the size of denmark vs greenland.
05:07:08 <xover> They have half-timezones and three-quarter-timezones. You're surprised you're confused?
05:07:27 <melbel> territories*
05:08:00 <xover> Ah, yes, I'm counting NZ in there.
05:08:39 <xover> Right, anyways; shouldn't you lot be in bed?
05:08:53 <_bjoern> Isn't sleep overrated?
05:08:56 <melbel> hee and Daylight Saving Time takes them to 5 times zones
05:09:03 <_bjoern> it's 0710, not a time to go to bed.
05:10:04 <melbel> perfect time for bed
05:10:09 <melbel> sun is up
05:10:17 <melbel> birds should be quieter than at 5
05:10:50 <_bjoern> not a bad point, but cars are noisier in their place
05:11:12 <melbel> tune them out or use a pillow
05:11:26 <xover> Feel free to use the same bed, or whatever arrangement suits you two nightowls, but ffs go get some sleep!
05:11:47 <melbel> xover, it's not even midnight here, trying to run mee off?
05:11:49 <_bjoern> those tricks usually don't work with me
05:12:06 <_bjoern> either I am very very tired and fall asleep, and stay that way no matter what
05:12:09 <_bjoern> or I don't sleep.
05:12:17 <xover> melbel: Did we ever establish with certainty your timezone?
05:12:26 <melbel> Mountain time
05:12:30 <xover> ah
05:12:33 <melbel> it is 11:11pm
05:12:40 <_bjoern> Karneval!
05:12:44 <melbel> whether daylight saving or not, ionno
05:13:17 <melbel> do they save in summer or winter?
05:14:48 <xover> I'll leave that question for cherry to answer.
05:14:51 <cherry> i'm not sure what more general accesskey issue. the list is not going to be useful, have to keep the entity name, we would need to add content to improve support for this.
05:15:03 <melbel> who is cherry supposed to be?
05:15:06 <cherry> they are actually there, they aren't a high res canvas, and if it's not clear that summary="" actually helps anything. (indeed, it seems like a good thing.
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05:16:35 <melbel> awwww
05:16:48 <melbel> anyone remember a show called Captain Future?
05:17:40 <_bjoern> I know Captain Planet
05:17:41 <_bjoern> .wik Captain Future
05:17:42 <phenny> "Captain Future was both a science fiction magazine and a fictional character." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Future
05:18:04 <_bjoern> That's looong before my time.
05:18:23 <_bjoern> It's before my fathers time even.
05:18:28 <melbel> lol young peoples
05:18:44 <cherry> so it was wrong. the most common suggestion is that there was (mostly this thread so far on this particular case.
05:19:03 <_bjoern> Yes it is wrong cherry
05:19:03 <melbel> the show/anime was from 1978, per wiki
05:19:05 <cherry> dfn, too. no, it's just unclear to me and the wheel is a problem. why is that xhtml2 does which makes testing hard.
05:19:17 <_bjoern> Well that'd be about my time!
05:19:22 * xover stares at his last sentence, wondering how his brain managed that convolution…
05:19:38 <melbel> I have a few eps on VHS, don't think they translated very many :/
05:19:53 <_bjoern> I was just checking for Vicky the Viking episodes on youtube
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05:19:55 <_bjoern> .wik Vicky the Viking
05:19:55 <phenny> "The script was developed from children's book Vicke Viking (1963) written by the Swedish author Runer Jonsson, who won the Deutscher Jugendliteraturpreis (German Children’s Book Award) for it in 1965." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicky_the_Viking
05:20:12 <melbel> CaptSolo, you make mee remember old things
05:20:15 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp same for Vicky the Viking
05:20:17 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
05:20:39 <_bjoern> remind me in 4 hours to SBP CHECK LOGS FOR MSGS PLZKTHX
05:20:39 <Monty> _bjoern: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Fri Jun 13 10:21:41 BST 2008
05:23:15 * melbel laughs
05:24:11 <xover> I'm trying to figure out why I would care that Jeremy Zawodny is leaving Yahoo!
05:24:57 <_bjoern> Who is Yahoo!?
05:27:11 <xover> Right, any bets on how many invoices will be waiting for me when I fire up The Bastard Invoice Processing App From Hell?
05:27:11 <Monty> potty mouth!
05:28:14 <melbel> three
05:28:22 <_bjoern> -1
05:28:26 <xover> Ah, hell, they're getting slow. Just 44 of `em.
05:28:34 <melbel> eleventy twelve
05:30:30 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Mit iPhone 2.0 weiss ich nun, wo meine Freunde wären, wenn ich welche hätte. Also doch lieber Blackberry kaufen."?
05:30:31 <phenny> _bjoern: "With 2.0 iPhone, I now where my friends would be what I would have. So would you rather buy BlackBerry." (de to en, translate.google.com)
05:31:11 <melbel> the first sentence doesn't make sense
05:31:11 <_bjoern> "With iPhone 2.0 I now know where my friends would be if I had any. So better buy a Blackberry."
05:31:20 <melbel> lol
05:34:29 <_bjoern> .gc post-american
05:34:30 <phenny> post-american: 563,000
05:34:46 <_bjoern> .gc "the future is post-american"
05:34:47 <phenny> "the future is post-american": 0
05:34:52 <_bjoern> .gs the future is post-*
05:34:53 <phenny> the future is post-*: publi, pc devices, fordist, denominational, biological anyway)
05:34:59 <melbel> lol probably true though
05:35:20 <_bjoern> .gc "Die Zukunft ist postamerikanisch"
05:35:21 <phenny> "Die Zukunft ist postamerikanisch": 6,260
05:35:27 <_bjoern> (the same in german)
05:35:41 <melbel> amerika
05:37:13 <RobotGuy> melbel: Chocolate Lava Cake
05:37:19 <melbel> delicious
05:37:27 <melbel> what about it?
05:37:40 <RobotGuy> My favorite is Chocolate Strawberry Cream Pie
05:37:51 <melbel> homemade Key Lime Pie
05:38:05 <RobotGuy> I don't think I've ever had that
05:38:14 * melbel thinks of grandma before she went senile-ish
05:38:39 <RobotGuy> Strawberry Bananna Cream Pie is also very good
05:38:53 <melbel> only if you like strawberries or bananas
05:38:57 <RobotGuy> True
05:38:58 <Monty> "1593, of interesting
05:39:14 <melbel> tell mee more, Monty
05:39:15 <Monty> #freenode
05:39:23 <melbel> is that where it's at?
05:40:11 <RobotGuy> I got a new cell phone last week
05:40:22 <melbel> fun stuff, do you like it?
05:40:36 <RobotGuy> Oh yeah! It does much more than my other phone.
05:40:52 <RobotGuy> It has GPS
05:41:04 <melbel> so you always know where you are, right there
05:41:21 <RobotGuy> Yep, even if I don't know how to get where I want to go. ;)
05:41:35 <RobotGuy> I can save GPS coords of places I go.
05:42:09 <melbel> what ever happened to just finding your way? with a map or just wandering around aimlessly until you get there?
05:42:17 <RobotGuy> I get lost easily
05:43:17 <melbel> that's not my problem
05:43:20 <melbel> [:
05:43:35 <RobotGuy> It's my problem
05:43:53 <melbel> only if you let it be one
05:44:07 <RobotGuy> It's not a problem now though.
05:44:15 <RobotGuy> Or at least it shouldn't be
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05:45:19 <_bjoern> Getting lost usually results in fun.
05:45:34 <melbel> lol
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05:45:50 <_bjoern> yo MorbusIff
05:45:53 <melbel> wow NH
05:45:55 <RobotGuy> Not if you have anxiety and stress problems.
05:45:57 <melbel> I never realized
05:46:08 <melbel> then you stress too much, RobotGuy
05:46:17 <melbel> let it be fun and stop worrying
05:46:17 <RobotGuy> melbel: Obviously. :P
05:46:23 <_bjoern> I didn't say fun ... for you!
05:46:26 <RobotGuy> You don't understand
05:47:08 <RobotGuy> Most people don't understand
05:47:08 <melbel> about what?
05:47:26 <RobotGuy> Anxiety and stress problems.
05:47:27 <_bjoern> Not understanding usually results in fun.
05:47:41 * RobotGuy puts _bjoern on ignore
05:47:48 <melbel> purposefully not understand results in lulz
05:47:49 <RobotGuy> :P
05:47:56 <melbel> understanding*
05:48:03 <RobotGuy> lulz?
05:48:23 <melbel> laughs, enjoyment at the expense of others, fun, cattiness
05:48:27 <_bjoern> roughly, loud out-laughings.
05:48:41 <RobotGuy> Those things are just rude.
05:48:42 <_bjoern> Schadenfreude.
05:48:49 <melbel> I'm a rude chick
05:48:52 <melbel> I enjoy it
05:48:58 <RobotGuy> Fine, be that way.
05:49:05 <melbel> I will, thank you for permission
05:49:12 <RobotGuy> I guess I won't like you much then.
05:49:25 <melbel> perfect, now that we understand each other
05:49:53 <RobotGuy> Now I remember why I don't come her much.
05:50:05 <melbel> awww RobotGuy, why so down?
05:50:06 <_bjoern> We are all mean and annoying!
05:50:06 <melbel> :[
05:50:19 <melbel> I am not mean!
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05:50:26 <melbel> (annoying I'll grant you)
05:50:33 <_bjoern> :)
05:50:36 <melbel> lol he left
05:50:41 <_bjoern> I'm mean!
05:50:44 <_bjoern> so is xover
05:50:46 <melbel> when?
05:50:52 <melbel> I've yet to see it
05:50:56 <_bjoern> and nslater when he's in video-posting-mode.
05:51:02 <_bjoern> all the time!
05:51:12 <_bjoern> don't discourage me, I try so hard to be mean!
05:51:14 <melbel> nslater can be a cock when he's pissy
05:51:33 <_bjoern> I guess the chicks like it?
05:51:47 <melbel> fun to make him madder
05:51:49 <melbel> >:D
05:52:06 <_bjoern> hehe
05:52:07 <melbel> or anyone for that matter
05:52:12 * melbel giggles
05:52:22 <_bjoern> but isn't that mean?
05:52:32 <melbel> not from my end! ;]
05:52:45 <_bjoern> You see, that attitude is what makes us mean!
05:52:52 <melbel> lies
05:52:57 <melbel> I'm NOT mean
05:53:16 <_bjoern> Okay you are not mean.
05:53:28 <_bjoern> You win
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05:53:33 <_bjoern> I hope you are happy now.
05:53:35 * melbel pats _bjoern
05:53:37 <melbel> good boi
05:53:57 <_bjoern> I do my best
05:54:06 <_bjoern> (what, lol, no, never, why would I do that!!)
05:54:26 <melbel> (your best? or worst?)
05:55:11 <_bjoern> There is a difference?
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05:55:18 <melbel> yes
05:55:45 <_bjoern> xplain!
05:55:47 <melbel> also, why are you sometimes _bjoern and sometimes bjoern_?
05:56:06 <_bjoern> sometime _bjoern's zombied, so my client picks bjoern_.
05:56:10 <melbel> I never explain myself, it's too hard
05:56:12 <_bjoern> I don't like to kill or ghost myself.
05:56:16 <melbel> ahh
05:56:26 <melbel> but I have seen you /nick to one or the other
05:56:40 <_bjoern> I also sometimes /nick bsh
05:56:54 <_bjoern> I guess I do it for the lulz?
05:57:09 <_bjoern> the default is _bjoern atm.
05:57:17 <_bjoern> It used to be bjoern_ but then I thought _bjoern's cooler.
05:57:23 <melbel> hee http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Gruesome_War_of_Eleventy_Twelve
05:57:37 <melbel> top of the list, eh?
05:57:43 <_bjoern> evilz
05:57:51 <_bjoern> That wasn't the idea actually
05:57:59 <_bjoern> sbp might recall what the idea was
05:58:09 <_bjoern> I don't.
05:58:14 <melbel> idea of?
05:58:20 <_bjoern> using _bjoern
05:58:27 <_bjoern> there is a story to it
05:58:36 <melbel> bjoern was taken?
05:58:50 <_bjoern> a more complicated story.
05:59:39 * melbel yawns
05:59:48 <_bjoern> Oh I know!
05:59:53 <_bjoern> .wik (____surrounded):
06:00:26 <melbel> are you ever _bjoern_?
06:00:32 <_bjoern> not so far
06:00:49 <_bjoern> actually it seems I once was
06:01:01 <melbel> only the once?
06:01:14 <_bjoern> as far as I can tell from the logs, yes.
06:01:34 <_bjoern> cf http://swhack.com/logs/2005-04-01#T14-08-31
06:02:19 <melbel> that looks like __bjoern__ though
06:02:48 <_bjoern> True.
06:03:14 <melbel> and damn, people have been here for years
06:03:45 <_bjoern> Yeah, how sad is that!
06:03:56 <melbel> why sad?
06:04:01 <_bjoern> At least I joined long after sbp and xover.
06:04:05 <melbel> must mean you like each other
06:04:20 <_bjoern> perhaps we are too lazy to change the autojoin config?
06:04:31 <melbel> hmmm
06:04:35 <melbel> could be
06:04:43 <_bjoern> Or why might have no life besides swhack.
06:04:45 <melbel> but good night, time for beds
06:04:48 <_bjoern> socially speaking.
06:04:53 <_bjoern> Good night melbel!
06:05:11 <melbel> hope you sleep at some point
06:05:31 <_bjoern> I will!
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06:54:25 <xover> nslater: ping?
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07:04:47 <xover> phenny: ask nslater if that wikipedia cloak is just for show.
07:04:48 <phenny> xover: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
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08:23:45 <sbp> yo
08:23:46 <phenny> sbp: 00:43Z <clsn> tell sbp we need to write a happy, peaceful story about a statue that stands around and does nothing. We can call it an Idle Idol Idyll.
08:23:47 <phenny> sbp: 04:14Z <_bjoern> tell sbp fwiw, `.wik Shōchū` doesn't get the first para, but the second.
08:23:49 <phenny> sbp: 04:34Z <_bjoern> tell sbp 10 more days http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama:_The_Beast_with_a_Billion_Backs
08:23:50 <phenny> sbp: 04:34Z <_bjoern> tell sbp or less depending on google video...
08:23:51 <phenny> [Sorry, some messages were elided and lost...]
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08:27:20 <sbp> well done Achewood, you're officially boring me
08:27:32 <sbp> I looked at today's cartoon and for the first time ever I just closed the tab without reading it
08:27:41 <sbp> E_BORINGOVERFLOW
08:31:54 <sbp> [[[
08:31:57 <sbp> An MoD spokeswoman said: "Queen's Regulations for the RAF (QR209) state that if a moustache is worn, the upper lip is to be unshaven and the moustache is not to extend below the edge of the mouth.["]
08:32:04 <sbp> ]]] - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7451939.stm
08:32:05 <sbp> .title
08:32:07 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Scotland | North East/N Isles | RAF pilot wins moustache battle
08:33:29 <sbp> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44741000/jpg/_44741095_44741071.jpg
08:36:26 <sbp> man, the Sun is funny
08:36:28 <sbp> [[[
08:36:28 <sbp> THIS is the picture that will shock parents around the world - a baby born with a second penis on his BACK.
08:36:39 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece
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08:38:16 <sbp> phenny: tell Morbus http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080606145620.htm - Mystery Of Infamous 'New England Dark Day' Solved By Tree Rings
08:38:17 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Morbus is around.
08:41:43 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<n5h> moon-traitah!"
08:41:50 <sbp> n5h: who's the moon-traitah?
08:41:51 <n5h> oh.
08:41:57 <sbp> n5h: who?
08:41:58 <n5h> wtf. there's a law for that. the rocking you see depicted as a minister for over 60 years and through his acclaimed persuit of genealogy, his legacy will most certainly live on.
08:42:09 <sbp> you riddle me
08:42:25 <sbp> phenny: tell clsn hehe
08:42:25 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when clsn is around.
08:43:45 <sbp> <_bjoern> oh my... searching through 90mb of pdfs is *slow*
08:43:56 <sbp> pfft, tell me about it. I've always wondered why PDF search sucks so hard
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08:48:58 * sbp reads http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama:_The_Beast_with_a_Billion_Backs
08:54:42 <sbp> 06:04:05 <melbel> must mean you like each other
08:54:42 <sbp> 06:04:20 <_bjoern> perhaps we are too lazy to change the autojoin config?
08:54:43 <sbp> - hehe
08:54:55 <sbp> How Swhack Works
08:55:03 <sbp> mass laziness concentrated into a single channel
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09:02:14 <Monty> But what does darobin have to do with the price of fish?
09:02:43 <darobin> I told you already Monty
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09:02:46 <Monty> yo Xanthor[aw]!
09:02:48 <Monty> sun is fairly morally ambiguous it odd to some days and -must- have fun
09:03:49 <sbp> phenny: tell _bjoern that Vicky the Viking and Shōchū are now much befixèd
09:03:50 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when _bjoern is around.
09:04:05 <sbp> yo darobin
09:04:18 <darobin> sbp!
09:04:24 <sbp> w'up mang?
09:04:37 <darobin> not so much
09:04:41 <sbp> .gcs "w'up man" "w'up mang" "wup man" "wup mang"
09:04:44 <phenny> "w'up man" (179), "wup man" (154), "wup mang" (5), "w'up mang" (1)
09:04:45 <darobin> today is one of those days on which I get to do PHP
09:04:46 <darobin> you?
09:05:00 <sbp> PHP? OMG! have you considered Absinthe instead?
09:05:13 <sbp> today is beink day of general informationalistic work
09:05:23 <darobin> I'm pretty sure absinthe is much better
09:05:46 <darobin> informationalistic? handing out leaflets?
09:05:50 <sbp> Absinthe makes diaphanous green ladies appear apparently:
09:05:51 <Monty> How are supposed to fly about nokia team suite is leaving Yahoo! had two countries recently where was done
09:05:51 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Oliva.jpg
09:06:04 <sbp> no, just plan to write and read about this and that
09:06:21 <darobin> heh, PHP doesn't do that
09:06:25 <darobin> it has no fairy
09:06:28 <sbp> not normally, nope
09:06:35 <darobin> that's what sucks about PHP really, no magic
09:06:54 <sbp> <? moremagic(); ?>
09:07:08 <darobin> no worky
09:07:12 <sbp> ratfux
09:07:33 <darobin> the closest you get to magic is CakePHP, and it's not much magic, and no one uses it anyone because of all that "complicated OO stuff"
09:07:33 <sbp> .g PHP magic
09:07:34 <phenny> sbp: http://www.php.net/magic_quotes
09:08:05 <darobin> "This feature has been DEPRECATED and REMOVED as of PHP 6.0.0. Relying on this feature is highly discouraged."
09:08:05 <Monty> nice, nice day
09:08:07 <darobin> see?
09:08:22 <sbp> dear oh dear
09:08:34 <sbp> hehe. nitrous at fuckoff dot com
09:08:38 <sbp> awesome email address
09:08:58 <sbp> .g new PHP magic
09:08:59 <phenny> sbp: http://www.midnightfun.co.uk/modules/news/article.php?storyid=32
09:09:38 <sbp> it poseth a concept most straunge to the ears of men
09:09:52 <sbp> but da chix dig it
09:10:19 <darobin> .gc perl magic
09:10:20 <phenny> perl magic: 596,000
09:10:22 <darobin> .gc java magic
09:10:23 <phenny> java magic: 622,000
09:10:26 <darobin> bah!
09:10:33 <darobin> .gc php magic
09:10:33 <phenny> php magic: 949,000
09:10:37 <darobin> .gc python magic
09:10:38 <phenny> python magic: 654,000
09:10:52 <darobin> this is wrong, obviously
09:10:56 <darobin> .gc bash magic
09:10:56 <phenny> bash magic: 677,000
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09:11:16 <darobin> .gc ruby magic
09:11:16 <phenny> ruby magic: 429,000
09:11:29 <darobin> .gc semantic web magic
09:11:29 <phenny> semantic web magic: 872,000
09:11:33 <darobin> completely wrong
09:12:25 <sbp> .gcs "perl magic" "java magic" "python magic" "php magic" "bash magic" "semantic web magic"
09:12:29 <phenny> "php magic" (114,000), "java magic" (22,200), "python magic" (14,700), "perl magic" (5,630), "bash magic" (1,770), "semantic web magic" (55)
09:12:33 <sbp> ruby isn't even a language. you're making shit up
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09:13:16 <sbp> .gc "I remember when all this was fields"
09:13:17 <phenny> "I remember when all this was fields": 2,060
09:13:32 <darobin> acres and acres of forms?
09:13:40 <sbp> ehheh
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09:20:08 <Monty> _bjoern: You asked me to remind you to SBP CHECK LOGS FOR MSGS PLZKTHX
09:21:07 <sbp> Monty: ALREADY DONE LOLS
09:21:07 <Monty> nsh
09:22:50 <sbp> .wik Reginald Heber
09:22:51 <phenny> "Reginald Heber (April 21, 1783 - April 3, 1826) was a Church of England bishop, now remembered chiefly as a hymn-writer." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reginald_Heber
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09:27:00 <Monty> it's cre8radix!
09:27:52 <cre8radix> 'tis Monty
09:27:56 <Monty> roughly at this stuff: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm.
09:33:31 <CaptSolo> melbel: me? what things [do i make you remember]?
09:33:32 <CaptSolo> :)
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09:50:09 <sbp> .gc ltlalo
09:50:10 <phenny> ltlalo: 10
09:50:36 <sbp> “This service Alunno dl Domenico is made to perform for GhlrIr'Ltlalo. Both are gainers by the result. Vh': great crux of the Raffaellfni.”
10:32:37 * nsh the smile
10:33:31 <nsh> so
10:33:43 <nsh> what's twistin' in beantown?
10:34:43 <nsh> loggy: pointer
10:34:43 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-13#T10-34-43
10:35:39 <nsh> did anyone splain to Oliverk that you have to ask phenny by name to tell people stuffs?
10:35:59 <nsh> .tell is teh fictional
10:35:59 <plum> nsh: I'll pass that on when is is around.
10:36:04 <nsh> or nots
10:36:18 <nsh> so, maybe oliverk was just a nubian
10:36:55 <nsh> .gc flaketown
10:36:56 <phenny> flaketown: 680
10:36:59 <nsh> damn it swhack
10:37:20 <nsh> .gc assscat
10:37:21 <phenny> assscat: 3,270
10:37:45 <nsh> holy shit, that jumped from 663 to 3,270
10:37:57 <nsh> .gc sandlube
10:37:58 <phenny> sandlube: 671
10:38:11 <nsh> .gc htmldick a
10:38:12 <phenny> htmldick a: 663
10:38:27 <nsh> .gc htmldick
10:38:28 <phenny> htmldick: 687
10:38:42 <nsh> .gc the cock herft
10:38:44 <phenny> the cock herft: 691
10:39:21 <nsh> .gc http // www. what a cock herft .com
10:39:23 <phenny> http // www. what a cock herft .com: 676
10:39:54 <nsh> i guess, for consolation
10:40:02 <nsh> we no longer have the mocking seed example
10:40:04 <nsh> .gc bonerii
10:40:06 <phenny> bonerii: 666
10:40:08 <nsh> WTF
10:41:28 <nsh> hm, google hasn't respidered swhack logs since the other day
10:46:45 <sbp> or some of the other pages dropped off at the same rate
10:47:15 <sbp> also, I think Oliverk said that he tried "phenny, tell", so I guess he knew
10:49:04 <nsh> also, I think Oliverk was a marsupial
10:51:37 <sbp> agreed!
10:51:53 <sbp> dem tings have pouches full o' goo
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11:02:07 <nslater> mornin
11:02:08 <phenny> nslater: 07:04Z <xover> ask nslater if that wikipedia cloak is just for show.
11:02:21 <nslater> xover: ping? what cloak?
11:02:45 <nslater> phenny: ask xover what wikipedia cloak?
11:02:45 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when xover is around.
11:02:49 <nslater> loggy: pointer
11:02:49 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-13#T11-02-49
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11:04:53 <sbp> yo nslater
11:05:31 <nslater> hey
11:05:50 <nslater> I wonder if xover was thinking of nsh
11:06:04 <sbp> quite possibles
11:06:25 <nslater> bit weird though, given that nsh has had the cloak for ages
11:07:54 <nsh> .gs the rock of *
11:07:55 <phenny> the rock of *: tanios (9), gibraltar (8), cashel (7), travolta (5), salvation (4), gilbraltar (4), gibraltor (4), cader (4), portland (3), frontrange (3), york (2)
11:08:53 <sbp> .wik rock of tanios
11:08:54 <phenny> "Amin Maalouf (Arabic: أمين معلوف), born 25 February 1949 in Beirut, is a Lebanese author." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amin_Maalouf
11:20:43 <nslater> hehe, this is funny - garfield as done through markov chains: http://joshmillard.com/garkov/famehall.cgi
11:24:08 <nsh> old lulz are old
11:24:13 <nslater> sry nsh
11:24:27 <nsh> is k
11:25:07 <nsh> i would support a surreal reality show
11:25:19 <nsh> where they feed jim davis a cocktail of deleriant drugs
11:25:31 <nsh> and put him in a house full of video cameras
11:25:38 <nsh> with a man in a large cat suit
11:25:47 <nsh> and force him to reenact every strip ever drawn
11:26:05 <nsh> in fact, i might write a letter to channel four
11:26:26 <nslater> wow
11:27:12 <nslater> could we make the house over-sized and slightly fun-house-esq, with wonky angles and radioactive colours, like something from16:07:11 *** loggy (n=loggy@65.23.155.167) has joined #swhack
16:07:11 <simmons.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: EARTH: HOME OF THE CABER | <n5h> the government are depriving the eff of their forefathers and the white house will be construed in those terms by some technomagic.
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16:15:58 <sbp> .dict bouillabaisse
16:15:59 <phenny> bouillabaisse - 1. French fish soup
16:16:02 <sbp> .ety bouillabaisse
16:16:09 <phenny> "fish stew, 1855, from Fr., from Prov. bouiabaisso, a compound of two verbs corresponding to Eng. boil-abase (the latter in the original sense of 'to lower')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=bouillabaisse
16:17:36 <sbp> awesome. thanks, Tene!
16:18:50 <Tene> for lockhart's lament?
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16:21:31 <sbp> yeah
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16:21:46 <Tene> Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
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16:25:29 * sbp finds intuition encapsulated half way down http://www.mathguide.com/lessons/Volume.html - whoo!
16:26:22 <sbp> not the whole answer, but a goodly part of it
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16:27:34 <clsn> Here's some fun counter-intuition: the n-dimensional volume of the unit n-dimensional sphere tends to zero as n increases. Ow.
16:30:32 <mahound> makes sense
16:30:59 <clsn> Yeah, after a while.
16:31:20 <mahound> V(n) = f[n] * pi * r^n
16:31:25 <mahound> f[2] = 1
16:31:36 <mahound> no, it doesn't make sense :\
16:31:41 <clsn> Heh. :)
16:31:51 <mahound> f[3] = 4/3
16:31:58 <clsn> No, you can prove it, there is a general formula for the volume of a sphere.
16:32:11 <clsn> But intuitively it takes a little getting used to.
16:32:28 <clsn> Compare the unit sphere with the cube it's embedded in... Some bits are carved off because of the curvature.
16:32:37 <clsn> In higher dimensions, more and more is carved off.
16:32:46 <clsn> Still, tending to *zero* is kind of unexpected.
16:32:48 <mahound> yes, but i would expect the behavior to be similar for small values of n
16:32:59 <clsn> It is...
16:33:06 <bjoern_> hmm, either football goal, or the USians attack.
16:33:12 <clsn> Volume of the 1-sphere is 2.
16:33:33 <clsn> 2-sphere: pi
16:33:46 <clsn> 3-sphere 4/3*pi. Which I know is *growing*, BUT:
16:34:19 <clsn> Consider it as a ratio to the volume of the cube it inhabits, which you sort of have to. The numerical values of the volumes aren't co-measurable across dimensions.
16:34:30 <clsn> ratio in 1D: 1
16:34:46 <clsn> ratio in 2D: pi/4
16:35:23 <mahound> 1/6*pi for 3D?
16:35:25 <clsn> ratio in 3D: (4/3*pi) / 8 = pi/3 I think.
16:35:46 <clsn> No, pi/6 like you said isn't iy?
16:35:51 <mahound> yes
16:35:55 <clsn> yeah, that's right.
16:36:21 <mahound> makes sense
16:37:00 <mahound> i was wrongly comparing units with different dimensions
16:37:17 <clsn> The volume of... *something* has a maximum at like 5.somethign dimensions, taking dimensions to be continuous. Can't be sphere, we just looked at that...
16:37:55 <clsn> I forget what it is.
16:38:54 <nsh> cube
16:39:02 <nsh> not
16:39:12 <nsh> probably some regular n-tope though
16:40:17 <sbp> tending to zero: interesting
16:40:35 <sbp> perhaps this is why we don't exist in an outstanding amount of dimensions
16:40:36 <sbp> because football would be really difficult
16:40:40 <nsh> http://sbseminar.wordpress.com/2007/07/21/spheres-in-higher-dimensions/
16:40:41 <sbp> keep losing the ball and stuffs
16:40:53 <nsh> yeah, it's the cosmic football preservation principle
16:40:58 <clsn> I think the limiting feature is difficulty in finding your keys.
16:41:02 <nsh> stephen hawking elucidated it in 1996
16:41:03 <sbp> yes, hmm
16:41:04 <clsn> It's just barely possible in 3D.
16:41:15 <clsn> Any more dimensions it becomes impractical.
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16:43:59 <nsh> .gs deflating the curse of *
16:44:00 <phenny> deflating the curse of *: No results!
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16:49:19 <Monty> it's cskaterun!
16:52:26 <sbp> Monty: nu
16:52:30 <Monty> neil, you ate a babay spider? it's momma is just became obvious
16:52:39 <sbp> Noah, not Neil
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17:01:43 <bjoern_> What's with xover leaving just when I want to say xover-related things!
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17:13:37 <mahound> goal
17:13:38 <mahound> romania
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17:14:15 <bjoern_> Das erklärt die hupenden LKWs...
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17:16:12 <mahound> goal italia...
17:16:43 <mahound> phenny: "Das erklärt die hupenden LKWs" ?
17:16:46 * sbp is watching too...
17:18:42 * procto is bidding on an eye-fi card on ebay
17:18:42 <bjoern_> phenny: "Das erklärt die hupenden LKWs"?
17:18:44 <phenny> bjoern_: "This explains the trucks hupenden" (de to en, translate.google.com)
17:18:55 <bjoern_> phenny, de "Hupe"?
17:18:55 <phenny> bjoern_: "Horn" (de to en, translate.google.com)
17:19:32 <jsled> Hmm. If I dynamically insert an image map into an html dom, I wonder how to get the browsers to apply it to the related image.
17:20:16 <jsled> I mean, an empty map and the image are written, then the image.src is redefined and the map/area's are populated all ajax'y. But the browser doesn't seem to want to apply the map to the image regions.
17:23:16 <procto> why.... why would you... want to do that?
17:23:54 <procto> wouldn't it be easier to capture a mouse click event and then just see in what region of the image the click happened?
17:24:16 <jsled> Well, that's what the client side image map should do.
17:24:20 <jsled> I could resort to that, I suppose.
17:26:28 <sbp> .gc miasma-matic
17:26:30 <phenny> miasma-matic: 0
17:33:54 <jsled> pfft. nevermind. It works fine without a tyop.
17:39:07 <sbp> penalty
17:39:13 <mahound> yep
17:39:16 <mahound> romania
17:39:59 <mahound> fail
17:40:03 <mahound> epic fail
17:47:19 <sbp> good save, you have to admit
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17:48:49 <Monty> But what does nsh have to do with the price of fish?
17:49:17 <mahound> sbp: true
17:53:19 <procto> pr0ct0: you still here you dog you?
17:53:32 <pr0ct0> bash or zsh.
17:53:40 <procto> pr0ct0: that's quite pithy.
17:53:40 <pr0ct0> .title http://www.typophile.com/node/40583.
17:53:42 <phenny> pr0ct0: Fonts used by Presidential Candidates 2008 | Typophile
17:53:42 <pr0ct0> back. sbp: i believe it is specifically ascii. "minut is that they're limited in their data lookup to a meeting.
17:53:59 <procto> pr0ct0: I'm not sure I understand.
17:53:59 <pr0ct0> just more so. sbp: ah.
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17:55:23 <sbp> pr0ct0 dunarf talk to me a lot
17:55:29 <sbp> I can't remember the real procto talking to me that much
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17:57:23 <procto> pr0ct0: hello, you have been slightly modified.
17:57:23 <pr0ct0> hahaha.
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17:57:34 <procto> pr0ct0: wow, the lobotomy must have been succesful!
17:57:34 <pr0ct0> though. but sometimes it can do currency conversions.
17:57:40 <procto> hmmmmm
17:57:50 <procto> pr0ct0: why do you still have those periods in the middle?
17:57:51 <pr0ct0> semitic and sumerian scholars use a couchdb backend. i'm not easily daunted by weird symbols. i can produce random politician rhetoric.
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17:58:46 <sbp> Ash_: hellos
17:58:58 <sbp> Ash_: are you THE Ash, or some kind of cheapie Japanese knock off?
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17:59:44 <procto> pr0ct0: lets try you again
17:59:45 <pr0ct0> why?
17:59:50 <procto> pr0ct0: because I said so
17:59:50 <pr0ct0> restricted version they require.
17:59:53 <sbp> frank had a dream. a household dream
17:59:56 <procto> pr0ct0: no they don't.
17:59:56 <pr0ct0> nsh: what's the interest in uzi ownership?
18:00:01 <Ash_> sbp: just an ash
18:00:02 <procto> pr0ct0: huh?
18:00:02 <pr0ct0> i mean blazon. why does this codex conform to zipf's law?
18:00:11 <procto> pr0ct0: please make sense
18:00:12 <pr0ct0> i'm a bit prejudiced.
18:00:17 <procto> pr0ct0: against sense?
18:00:17 <pr0ct0> you'll know i was thinking of the scientific method. hehe.
18:00:40 <procto> pr0ct0: you are making a surprising amount of sense
18:00:40 <pr0ct0> but not firefox.
18:01:35 <sbp> Ash_: there is no "an" Ash. there is either THE Ash, the one true Ash
18:01:40 <sbp> or there are crappy Japanese knockoffs
18:02:20 <Ash_> sbp: i guess you didn't notice the trailing underscore
18:02:27 <sbp> you either pwnt neo85 or you are NOTHING
18:02:37 <Ash_> but anyway, I don't know what you're on about
18:02:44 <sbp> well I did, but I wished to hold on to the possibility that you are not a Japanese knockoff
18:02:50 <sbp> so anyway, what's up? what brings you to Swhack?
18:02:54 <sbp> need phenny help?
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18:03:29 <clsn> (so long as you don't go about it half-Ashedly)
18:03:55 <Ash_> justchecking this place out. some conversatoin came up on a google search
18:04:14 <sbp> okay
18:04:17 <Ash_> when my spelling goes down the drain, i leave
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18:04:43 <sbp> man, if everyone in here did that, we'd be screwed
18:05:50 <clsn> Or scrweed
18:06:05 <sbp> hehe
18:13:30 <nslater> yeah :(
18:13:40 <nslater> i would have probably /quit life by now
18:15:54 <sbp> “The schools of math taught during high school are strange as well; why is calculus typically favored over discrete math, or probability and statistics? Maybe schools are worried that a population educated in probability won't buy any more education-funding lottery tickets...” - http://www.metafilter.com/70699/A-Mathematicians-Lament
18:16:20 <bjoern_> OMG ASH_ WAS HERE AND I MISSED IT
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18:20:04 <bjoern_> calc 50 + 15 + 15 + 19 + 6
18:20:05 <Monty> bjoern_: 105
18:20:18 <bjoern_> "My statistics show that 50 percent of my users use IE 7, 15 percent use Opera, 15 percent use Safari, 19 percent use Firefox, 6 percent use IE6 and the others use various others." - ciwas.
18:28:49 <bancus> .countdown
18:28:55 <bancus> hm
18:28:57 <bancus> monty, countdown
18:28:57 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 8, 6, 2, 3, 9. Your target is 749. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:29:05 <bancus> calc 25 * 8
18:29:06 <Monty> bancus: 200
18:29:27 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:29:29 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 78 milliseconds. I found all 12 solutions in about 172 milliseconds.
18:29:30 <Monty> ibot (25*3 + 8)*9 + 2
18:29:34 <bancus> Damn, you.
18:29:43 <bancus> monty, countdown
18:29:43 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 7, 6, 5, 9, 5. Your target is 177. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:30:11 <bancus> calc (50 * 5) - (7 * 6)
18:30:12 <Monty> bancus: 208
18:30:13 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:30:15 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 50 solutions in about 31 milliseconds.
18:30:16 <Monty> ibot (50 - 6 - 9)*5 + 7 - 5
18:30:21 <bancus> Seems faster than it used to be.
18:30:32 <bancus> monty, countdown
18:30:32 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 1, 5, 4, 8, 6. Your target is 403. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:30:34 <bjoern_> I know the feeling.
18:30:49 <bancus> calc 25 * (6 + 4)
18:30:49 <Monty> bancus: 250
18:30:55 <bancus> calc 25 * (6 + 4 + 5)
18:30:55 <Monty> bancus: 375
18:31:02 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:31:04 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 25 solutions in about 47 milliseconds.
18:31:04 <bjoern_> calc 4*(6+5-1)*25
18:31:05 <Monty> ibot (25 - 8)*4*6 - 5
18:31:07 <Monty> bjoern_: 1000
18:31:18 <bancus> monty, countdown
18:31:18 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 9, 7, 10, 5, 7. Your target is 677. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:31:21 <bjoern_> Hmm I wonder what I was thinking...
18:31:33 <bjoern_> calc 10 * (75 - 7)
18:31:33 <bancus> calce (75 * 9)
18:31:33 <Monty> bjoern_: 680
18:31:41 <bancus> calc (75 * 9)
18:31:42 <Monty> bancus: 675
18:31:48 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:31:49 <bancus> calc (75 * 9) + (9 - 7)
18:31:49 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 62 solutions in about 31 milliseconds.
18:31:49 <bjoern_> calc 9 * (75 - 5)
18:31:51 <Monty> ibot 75*9 - 5 + 7
18:31:51 <bancus> er damn
18:31:52 <Monty> bancus: 677
18:31:53 <bancus> used 9 twice
18:31:54 <Monty> bjoern_: 630
18:32:07 <bjoern_> ah but you ... irght
18:32:17 <bancus> monty, countdown
18:32:18 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 50, 9, 9, 1, 7, 10. Your target is 577. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:32:27 <bancus> calc 50 * 10 + 9 * 7
18:32:28 <Monty> bancus: 563
18:32:44 <bancus> calc 50 * (10 + 1)
18:32:44 <Monty> bancus: 550
18:32:48 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:32:49 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 78 solutions in about 31 milliseconds.
18:32:51 <Monty> ibot 9*9*7 + 10
18:32:51 <bancus> calc 50 * (10 + 1) + 9 + 9
18:32:52 <Monty> bancus: 568
18:32:53 <bancus> dammit
18:32:59 <bjoern_> calc 9 * (50+9)
18:33:00 <Monty> bjoern_: 531
18:33:04 * bancus gives up.
18:33:08 <bjoern_> countdown
18:33:08 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 9, 8, 9, 1, 3. Your target is 229. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
18:33:14 <bjoern_> calc 3*75
18:33:14 <Monty> bjoern_: 225
18:33:38 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
18:33:39 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 58 solutions in about 32 milliseconds.
18:33:41 <Monty> ibot (75 - 8 + 9)*3 + 1
18:33:44 <bjoern_> calc 3*75 + (9+9)/6 - 1
18:33:44 <Monty> bjoern_: 227
18:33:50 <bjoern_> calc 3*75 + (9+9)/6 + 1
18:33:50 <Monty> bjoern_: 229
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18:41:10 <Monty> it's Ash_!
18:41:19 <Ash_> with the underscore
18:41:32 <bjoern_> Lame.
18:42:06 <Ash_> so: who was Ash?
18:42:36 <bjoern_> We haven't seen em since they bought one of these http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/06/snake-oil-alert.html
18:43:36 <bjoern_> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7451867.stm
18:43:37 <phenny> bjoern_: BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Final Skynet satellite launched
18:44:50 <bjoern_> ♥♥♥ Irishpeople! ♥♥♥
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18:46:14 <Ash__> damn cheap isp-provided wifi routers
18:46:22 <Ash__> is Arnia ever around
18:46:34 <bjoern_> Arn1a, are you there?
18:46:40 <Arn1a> 7 “the admirable tactics of these three components. i.e. finding three real numbers, x, y and x?
18:47:18 <bjoern_> Arn1a, 1 + 2 + 4 = 7
18:47:21 <Arn1a> did you fall through a characteristic morphism. endoarrows are arrows with the money successfully or not it is no scorn. i was talking with others they found it funny. jcowan: out of the active web is about using something like erdf to sneak extra useful information into containers called 'files' too.
18:49:21 <Ash__> Arnia: do you remember your "Abolish The Tabs" idea?
18:49:27 <Ash__> http://swhack.com/logs/2007-09-11#T15-31-08
18:51:25 <Ash__> (does Arn1a == Arnia?)
18:51:29 <Arn1a> coming up to life.
18:51:38 <kpreid> Arn1a is a markov bot
18:51:41 <Arn1a> hm...
18:51:44 <procto> pr0ct0: moooo
18:51:44 <pr0ct0> moiraa: i've found secondlife to be delicious. oh wow.
18:51:56 <procto> pr0ct0: no you didn't! stop lying!
18:51:56 <pr0ct0> too. what symbol is |- ? arnia: ah.
18:52:00 <Ash__> kpreid: ah
18:52:00 <bjoern_> I thought Arnia is a markov bot?
18:52:09 <procto> pr0ct0: shmoo
18:52:09 <pr0ct0> though technically, they have more than one scientific method.
18:52:19 <procto> pr0ct0: you are broken.
18:52:19 <pr0ct0> by tomorrow night. sbp: sorry. last paper.
18:52:27 <procto> pr0ct0: totally broken
18:52:28 <pr0ct0> i just happen to dislike cellphones :>. asking strangers for directions? i don't know whether the dog was eaten.
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18:52:52 <procto> pr0ct0: now you are better, maybe?
18:52:52 <pr0ct0> the arab support for obama is depressing his ratings amongst right-leaning independents i know. but it's still a killowat hour. while with information. units are subjectively defined.
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18:53:08 <procto> hm, nope
18:53:15 <procto> he's using whole phrases
18:54:32 <procto> I have a grand tour planned
18:54:33 <jsled> Hmm. MGS4 is supposed to be really good. I guess I should finish Resistance, then. :/
18:54:38 <procto> from belgium to finland
18:54:49 <sbp> Hollandish goal
18:55:07 <procto> wrong channel actually :>
18:55:18 <bjoern_> oranje!
