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00:25:34 <jsled> Hmm. Seems like something just happened to DirecTV.
00:25:56 <Arnia> It gained the missing letter?
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00:26:07 <jsled> heh.
00:26:40 <jsled> I was watching X-Play, a video-game show on G4. I was eating the last bits of a salad, so I was looking away from the screen...
00:27:51 <jsled> I heard the audio be weird. Someone said "end game", but kinda scratchy, then nothing. I look up, and the words at the front of the crawl at the bottom of the screen were "End Game - Huh?", and the screen was paused.
00:28:00 <jsled> Then, my TV reported loss of video signal.
00:28:12 <jsled> The receiver unit was powered off.
00:28:45 <jsled> Then it powered back on, and went through it's crazy 20-minute satellite signal re-acquisition.
00:29:38 <jsled> Now, DirecTV has been in a "war" with crackers over the last couple of years … but the weirdness seemed to be injected in the *channel*'s video signal.
00:31:37 <jsled> loggy: pointer?
00:31:37 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-06-21#T00-31-37
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00:37:32 <zachb> Lively conversation we have here!
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01:04:37 <d8uv> So earlier I was playing with XMLHttpRequest
01:04:48 <d8uv> And I discovered something kinda novel
01:06:24 <zachb> Hmm?
01:06:56 <zachb> I've been thinking about AJAX myself. I don't understand why people just don't use <script>'s... it makes life a ton easier
01:07:57 <d8uv> Yeah
01:08:12 <d8uv> As it turns out Javascript doesn't run too well on a blender
01:08:26 <d8uv> Was the worst fucking smoothie ever
01:09:35 <zachb> Hah?
01:09:46 <zachb> how is that novel?
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01:28:04 <Monty> But what does d8uv have to do with the price of fish?
01:28:20 <zachb> Seriously?
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01:43:37 <Arnia> zachb: Sometimes you can't, and the need to import all necessary script files in the HTML leads to poor modularity
01:43:59 * Arnia nukes zachb for woolyness
01:44:02 <Arnia> Like a sheep
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01:44:45 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's jeffarch!
01:45:12 * Arnia hits Monty
01:45:12 <Monty> mebbe then, still talked about irc.openprojects.net
01:45:21 <Arnia> God, that's a long time ago
02:17:12 * nslater parses zachb's face according to the EMCA Script standard
02:17:37 <nslater> zachb: SYNTAX ERROR!
02:28:51 * Arnia parses nslater according to befunge
02:28:59 <Arnia> Wow... parse succeded
02:29:03 <Arnia> Seems to be a game of pong
02:33:17 * jeffarch is thinking his ht just can't hit the local digipeter :(
02:33:44 <jeffarch> heh...wrong #, but geeky enuf
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03:09:54 <jsled> [[[
03:09:55 <jsled> Alarius went on to develop "Cartographer's Anxiety" as the characteristic state of the entire "Primary Subject" period of history, a parallel to the attempt to enforce consensus reality by embodying the consensus in the historical location of a single monarch being parallel to the attempt by cartographers to assert positional relation before the fact, paradoxical not only in eliminating or subjugating existing historio-physical effects relat
03:09:55 <jsled> ive to the map reader but in that the act of exposure to a map in fact suggests to the reader geographical alternatives that then become relative realities. Alarius goes on to his famous conclusion that the surest way to hide a place is to draw a map to it.
03:09:55 <Monty> however, your hands smell like ↪ just 40 million miles away, etc.
03:10:14 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.gamegrene.com/wiki/Cartographer%27s_Nerves
03:10:29 <jsled> lolzor
03:10:41 <jsled> .u ↪
03:10:42 <phenny> U+21AA RIGHTWARDS ARROW WITH HOOK (↪)
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04:20:47 <dmiles_afk> so probly reverb nation divys up $2500 among 101,000 artists monthly .. Lisa's portion has been $1.24 monthly as number 2000 http://www.reverbnation.com/lisabe
04:21:47 <dmiles_afk> $2500 made from banner views?
04:22:13 <dmiles_afk> well finally a social networking site that pays you cash
04:39:23 <_bjoern> "The Royal Bank of Scotland has advised clients to brace for a full-fledged crash in global stock and credit markets over the next three months as inflation paralyses the major central banks." - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/06/18/cnrbs118.xml
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05:58:19 <_bjoern> A Mr. Markov is here looking for his children. Could you please step forward?
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06:06:14 <Splicer> woah
06:06:27 <_6j03rn_> nu
06:06:41 <Splicer> bot
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06:40:58 <_6j03rn_> In Soviet Russia, what has price of $nick to do with fish?
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06:53:27 <sbp> yo
07:03:06 <_6j03rn_> sbp: You asked me to remind you to do schnizzle
07:03:19 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7461606.stm
07:03:21 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Swiss TV in German anthem blunder
07:03:28 <sbp> _6j03rn_: thx _bjoernbot. doing it!
07:03:50 <sbp> where schnizzle consists of cleaning up a GAMILLION Firefox tabs
07:03:57 <_6j03rn_> amps is bad. (Unless metaphorically...)
07:04:44 <sbp> the OED's definition of red is awesome:
07:04:45 <sbp> [[[
07:04:45 <sbp> Having, or characterized by, the colour which appears at the lower or least refracted end of the visible spectrum, and is familiar in nature as that of blood, fire, various flowers (as the poppy and rose) and ripe fruits (whence the frequent similes red as blood, fire, a rose, cherry, etc.).
07:04:46 <sbp> ]]]
07:05:09 <_6j03rn_> "BOBFOC" - budget organisation between fond Oh, colors,
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07:15:03 <sbp> _6j03rn_: paper
07:25:01 <_6j03rn_> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 10 minutes are up!
07:25:11 <sbp> ehheh
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07:59:05 <sbp> "Polly Toynbee was dangled out of a window at some point"
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08:12:15 * sbp smilewaves to selggig
08:12:29 * selggig waves back
08:12:31 <selggig> [:
08:12:55 <sbp> little known fact: the ancient art of smilewaving, perfected by the Babylonians, was almost lost in the mediaeval period due to the burning of the monataries in which it was practiced
08:13:11 <sbp> er, monasteries
08:13:34 <selggig> Babylonian monks?
08:13:48 <_6j03rn_> The Whore of Babylon is one of several Christian and Rastafarian allegorical figures of supreme evil mentioned in the Book of Revelation in the Bible.
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08:14:29 <_6j03rn_> OH TEH NOES WE LOST $nick!!
08:14:49 <selggig> bjoern?
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08:16:03 <_bjoern> I'm not around, sorry.
08:16:45 <selggig> this is confusing, but ok
08:16:48 <sbp> hehe
08:17:06 <sbp> _bjoern has morphed into _6j03rn_, which is apparently some kind of _bjoernbot
08:17:33 <selggig> and my nicklist doesn't include _bjoern
08:17:37 * selggig shrugs
08:18:39 <sbp> _6j03rn_: bjoernbot, bjoernbot, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
08:21:58 <sbp> main problem with _6j03rn_ is that it is quite laggy
08:22:09 * sbp prods _6j03rn_ with a blunt brick
08:23:49 <_6j03rn_> Perhaps I comment on interesting conjectures pwnly.
08:25:51 <sbp> fine. a conjecture: the De Witt electrostatic plane is isomorphic to YOUR FACE
08:26:18 <_6j03rn_> E_CRAMMED_DUCKSLOT
08:27:01 <sbp> hehe
08:35:48 <selggig> oh hell, why did I even look that up
08:36:41 <_bjoern> Well, we still don't know why you see ghosts, perhaps there is a single answer to two questions.
08:37:17 <selggig> I shall simply pretend you are here
08:40:42 <sbp> yeah, I totals made it up
08:40:57 <sbp> I was looking at some poetry by someone named De Witt earlier, I think
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08:47:11 <bjoern_> Hello.
08:47:22 <selggig> hai
08:47:32 <bjoern_> WHERE?!?!?
08:47:50 <selggig> here
08:48:01 <bjoern_> And you are not afraid of the shark?
08:48:12 <selggig> mmm tasty fins
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09:04:57 <Monty> lo d3llboy
09:05:12 <d3llboy> hi Monty the bot!
09:05:14 <Monty> Bicode? that's surprising
09:05:46 <d3llboy> I am not surprised
09:06:36 <bjoern_> Great, now we have the bots chatting with each other.
09:06:44 <bjoern_> Please go outside if you feel any urge to cyber.
09:06:55 <selggig> so all can watch?
09:07:15 <d3llboy> hi bjoern_ selggig
09:07:24 <d3llboy> I am not a bot :)
09:07:26 <selggig> hallo d3llboy
09:08:34 <bjoern_> Most bots here say they are no bots.
09:09:41 <selggig> I am not a bot
09:09:45 <selggig> <_<
09:10:07 <d3llboy> we are not bots
09:10:39 <bjoern_> Monty is not a bot either, as far as I am concerned.
09:10:40 <Monty> too long: grep {} ?
09:10:40 <bjoern_> Yes I know, Monty.
09:10:45 <Monty> go out, the entire world populated with crackers over the last week’s podcast
09:10:58 <bjoern_> Monty, why would I want them?
09:11:00 <selggig> crackers deserve cheese
09:11:01 <Monty> seems to that couldn't have /some/ relation before the wherewithal
09:11:25 <bjoern_> Oh no not the Were Wit HAL
09:11:47 <selggig> more bots?
09:12:11 <bjoern_> nu
09:24:45 <bjoern_> .gcs +PENIS +VAGINA
09:24:47 <phenny> +PENIS (87,000,000), +VAGINA (44,900,000)
09:26:10 <selggig> does it truly include the +?
09:26:43 <bjoern_> it? include it how?
09:27:00 <bjoern_> The + normally causes google to look harder for the specific term
09:27:12 <bjoern_> as opposed to slight variations of the temr.
09:27:18 <selggig> ahh so not a part of the term
09:45:39 <xover> .title http://www.the-editing-room.com/indianajones4.html
09:45:40 <phenny> xover: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script | The Editing Room
09:50:08 <xover> .title http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/141343.asp
09:50:10 <phenny> xover: Man gets Windows Vista to work with printer
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09:56:12 <bjoern_> sbp, btw, HAHAHAHA PWND U AND UR CONTRA-TURKEY PREDICTIONS
09:56:36 <bjoern_> Das ging die ganze nacht über hier mit hupenden Türkenkolonnen auf den Strassen.
09:59:18 <bjoern_> .gc "Frank Fingerman"
09:59:19 <phenny> "Frank Fingerman": 1,230
10:05:59 <cre8radix> http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-scary-pelican-looks-at-bucket-theft-suspects.jpg
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10:15:53 <Monty> welcome, Cyclonerotary
10:16:07 <Cyclonerotary> hello
10:16:34 <selggig> Cyclonerotary, this is a publically logged channel
10:16:37 <selggig> hallo
10:16:53 <Cyclonerotary> i donk know what that that means
10:17:09 <selggig> it means that everything you say in here goes on a log that is posted online
10:17:20 <Cyclonerotary> is that good or bad?
10:17:24 <selggig> depends
10:17:35 <selggig> got anything to say you don't want people to read?
10:17:44 <Cyclonerotary> no
10:17:49 <selggig> then good
10:17:57 <Cyclonerotary> i donk know anything interesting
10:18:19 <selggig> neither do I, so I wonder why I stay
10:18:29 <Cyclonerotary> are you here MoiraA? or are you asleep
10:18:29 <selggig> they are very interesting in here
10:18:48 <Cyclonerotary> nice
10:19:25 <Cyclonerotary> something iteresting must have ahppened id idaho recently?
10:19:38 <selggig> uhhhh
10:19:46 <selggig> did it?
10:19:50 <Cyclonerotary> must have
10:20:39 <selggig> doubtful, but I suppose I'll turn the news on for a minute
10:21:02 <Cyclonerotary> news at 4am?
10:21:40 <selggig> why not? :]
10:22:28 <xover> .title http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/20/senate-passes-wireta.html
10:22:29 <phenny> xover: House passes wiretap telcom immunity bill - Boing Boing
10:30:32 <selggig> that sucks
10:30:57 <Cyclonerotary> http://youtube.com/watch?v=5nl2wsIBbwY&feature=related
10:32:08 <bjoern_> .wik Schmutz
10:32:09 <phenny> "Schmutz (also shmuts, (shmŭtz or shmootz) is a Yiddish word of direct German derivation." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmutz
10:32:32 <bjoern_> "It can be a noun, a verb, or an adjective."
10:32:35 <Cyclonerotary> .wik rocket
10:32:36 <phenny> "A rocket or rocket vehicle is a missile, aircraft or other vehicle which obtains thrust by the reaction of the rocket to the ejection of fast moving fluid from a rocket engine." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket
10:32:46 <Cyclonerotary> thats very cool
10:33:03 <selggig> so you must have a rocket engine to be a rocket
10:33:47 <selggig> do they turn that around and say a rocket engine is one that's on a rocket?
10:35:02 <Cyclonerotary> i supose they would
10:35:05 <Cyclonerotary> a rocket has an engine
10:35:24 <Cyclonerotary> i liek it when they go waaaaaaaaarhp
10:35:45 <selggig> so I can't claim my balloon is a rocket, no rocket engine
10:36:08 <Cyclonerotary> if you let it go though
10:36:11 <Cyclonerotary> then it is
10:36:21 <selggig> but it has no engine
10:37:27 <Cyclonerotary> the end of it
10:37:29 <Cyclonerotary> is an engine
10:37:32 <Cyclonerotary> isnt it?
10:38:04 <selggig> well, I don't know
10:38:08 <selggig> what's an engine?
10:38:43 <Cyclonerotary> not sure
10:38:54 <Cyclonerotary> something which gives force a direction
10:38:57 <Cyclonerotary> i guess
10:39:13 <selggig> I thought an engine was mechanical in some way
10:39:32 <xover> .title http://youtube.com/watch?v=P88Rf8_lu5A
10:39:34 <phenny> xover: YouTube - How to pacify terrorists from an AC-130 flying gunship
10:40:20 <Cyclonerotary> those things are scary
10:40:28 <Cyclonerotary> im glad im not a terrorist
10:40:48 <bjoern_> why?
10:41:26 <Cyclonerotary> cus id get ac-130'd
10:41:31 <Cyclonerotary> or rocketed
10:41:46 <bjoern_> so?
10:41:51 <selggig> or engined
10:41:53 <selggig> :D
10:42:07 <Cyclonerotary> yes
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10:44:40 <Cyclonerotary> goodbye
10:45:47 <selggig> bye?
10:46:06 <Cyclonerotary> have a good time
10:46:38 <selggig> okies
10:46:38 <bjoern_> .gc "human piñata"
10:46:39 <phenny> "human piñata": 35,100
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10:49:20 <bjoern_> .gc piñata Morgenstern
10:49:21 <phenny> piñata Morgenstern: 5,250
10:51:36 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe-QP8s1ZJc
10:51:38 <phenny> xover: YouTube - fastest gun, 36 barrels.
10:52:20 <bjoern_> the fasted gun would seem to be the classical JAPANESE TOURIST PHOTO MG?
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11:17:46 <cre8radix> bjoern_: haste angehört?
11:19:25 <bjoern_> zu beschäftigt bisher
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12:02:49 <bjoern_> .gcs "I'm coming" "I'm staying" "I'm leaving"
12:02:52 <phenny> "I'm leaving" (9,330,000), "I'm staying" (1,840,000), "I'm coming" (1,500,000)
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12:42:46 <bjoern_> .gc "Will resurface for food"
12:42:47 <phenny> "Will resurface for food": 2,430
12:43:40 <bjoern_> It lists only six for me.
13:05:44 <sbp> YOBOAT
13:06:02 <sbp> CONTRA-TURKEY: yeah, I was wrong : : : ( ( (
13:06:05 <nslater> hellos
13:06:17 <sbp> it's kinda sad really because I doubt Germany vs. Turkey will be all that exciting
13:06:26 <sbp> unless Turkey manage to sustain what they have been doing on a whole new level
13:06:54 <xover> http://penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080618.jpg
13:09:04 <sbp> hellos nslater, xover
13:21:41 <xover> Anyone seen “The Incredible Hulk”? Is it any better than that last festering bag of pus they did on Hulk?
13:22:19 <sbp> I've seen a review of it on the news
13:22:25 <sbp> they said that the effects are much better
13:22:29 <sbp> but that the storyline suffers as a result
13:22:37 <sbp> overall they thought it was somewhat better
13:23:00 <sbp> “Sir Thomas Browne died on 19 October 1682, his 77th birthday. His skull became the subject of dispute when in 1840 his lead coffin was accidentally re-opened by workmen. It was not re-interred until 4 July 1922 when it was registered in the church of Saint Peter Mancroft as aged 316 years.”
13:24:58 <xover> Hmm. Might be the best of a bad lot then. ta.
13:46:14 <zachb> nslater?
13:46:41 <jsled> .gc jark
13:46:43 <phenny> jark: 796,000
13:47:29 <sbp> [[[
13:47:30 <sbp> It is reported, and we are inclined to believe it, that when men are in danger they have no consideration even for beautiful strange women; they shove them against walls, shove them with head and hands, knees and elbows, if these women happen only to be in the way of their flight from the burning theater.
13:47:38 <sbp> At this point our chattering women fall silent, their endless talking reaches a verb and period, their eyebrows rise out of their resting places, the rhythmic movement of their thighs and hips is interrupted; into their mouths, only loosely closed by fear, more air than usual enters and their cheeks seem a little puffed out.
13:47:46 <sbp> ]]] - Kafka, in one of his more cheerful moods
13:53:19 <jsled> zachb: what do you mean "why don't people just use <script>"?
13:55:29 <zachb> Well, instead of messing w/ XMLHttpRequest & all that browser crap, wouldn't it be easier to dynamically create <script>'s, and instead of the server returning XML data, return JSON data and a function?
13:58:51 <sbp> “In school he has an old maid for a teacher who smokes, takes snuff, thrashes, and gives the good ones raisins.”
13:59:07 <jsled> I'd guess most AXAJ stuff is returning json.
13:59:19 <jsled> ajax, even.
14:00:12 <jsled> as for where the function goes … well, if you have a script that's making the data request, you already have a script there to know what to do with that data when the request finishes.
14:00:37 <zachb> No, what I'm saying is, why don't people do this?
14:00:44 <jsled> So, there's no real need for the server to return a whole script.
14:00:55 <zachb> nonono, it wouldn't really be a script
14:01:30 <zachb> it would just be the data, in JSON (so that JS can parse it) and then just a call to a function (ie "gotData(data);")
14:01:42 <zachb> the function would have been defined previously
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14:02:37 <jsled> I've seen a couple of XHR wrappers that are of the form: ajax(url, callback, errorCallback)
14:03:03 <jsled> Where callback takes the already-parsed-from-json data.
14:06:28 <zachb> yes yes, but I'm saying why use XHR at all?
14:06:46 <jsled> as opposed to…? Changing script.src ?
14:07:01 <zachb> no! adding <script>'s
14:07:16 <zachb> document.createElement("script")...
14:07:23 <jsled> I see.
14:07:34 <zachb> or if you're lazy document.body.innerHTML += "<script src=...>"
14:07:47 <jsled> Better error handling?
14:07:47 <zachb> although I don't think that works on safari...
14:07:54 <jsled> Working on Safari. :)
14:08:12 <zachb> no, except on safari, script elements have readystates
14:09:05 <jsled> I don't know. I just bow down before the cargo planes like everyone else, mang.
14:09:18 <sbp> CARGO CULTIST
14:09:42 <jsled> That'd be a great band name.
14:09:42 <zachb> :P
14:09:53 <zachb> We should start a band
14:10:04 * sbp picks up his guitar
14:10:05 <jsled> Now, I'm off to the grocery store, like everyone else.
14:10:52 <zachb> Have fun! try to resist the urge of killing yourself!
14:11:02 <sbp> or killing others
14:11:18 <sbp> resist all manly urges
14:12:19 <zachb> What about raping people?
14:12:40 <zachb> the pasta section is a great place to rape innocent women!
14:13:06 <sbp> explain yourself
14:14:09 <zachb> well, all those boxes
14:14:15 <zachb> they can be used to make a fort
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14:43:15 <nslater> zachb: hello?
14:44:33 <zachb> nslater
14:44:39 <zachb> how's gnupublish coming?
14:45:33 <nslater> well, ive taken next week off work to hack on it
14:45:44 <zachb> awesome
14:46:03 <nslater> im currently fighting a general apathy towards software development at the moment though :)
14:46:20 <zachb> :P
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15:30:29 * Arnia is fighting a general urge to nuke the universe for having logic set up wrong
15:32:48 <zachb> Hmm?
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17:04:31 * selggig sighs
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17:14:33 <deltab> heh, puppets on The Weakest Link
17:25:47 <Arnia> Oh how I wish I could drive sometimes
17:37:48 <zachb> You can't drive?!
17:37:56 <zachb> Are you that drunk!?
17:38:07 <zachb> Quick! Get the matrices!
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18:24:51 <sbp> argh, Holland and Italy on at the same time
18:24:58 <sbp> who on earth scheduled this tournament?
18:25:15 * sbp saw the puppets too
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18:28:20 <Arnia> Oh bloody hell
18:28:24 <Arnia> Oh... bloody... hell
18:28:29 <Arnia> That was... awesome
18:31:08 <sbp> ah! television programme guide scheduling error
18:31:13 <sbp> Italy's on tomorrow. good
18:31:18 <sbp> Arnia: what happen?
18:32:48 <xover> .title http://diveintomark.org/archives/2008/06/20/four-boxes
18:32:54 <phenny> xover: Four boxes [dive into mark]
18:33:45 <xover> sbp: Please to be keeping your footie predilections down at the local pub.
18:33:46 <Arnia> sbp: Doctor Who tonight
18:33:48 <Arnia> WATCH
18:34:20 * xover is reminded that he's a serious number of episodes behind on Doctor Who.
18:34:29 <sbp> xover: pilgrim: oh dear
18:34:31 <Arnia> Utterly utterly awesome, ending with one of the most terrifying closing scenes I've seen
18:34:37 <sbp> Arnia: ah, wasn't it just on? I think I just caught the end
18:35:15 <Arnia> sbp: yes... I'm bouncing with glee and terror
18:35:15 <Monty> radio:sickurity
18:35:19 <sbp> still haven't watched the other one I was told to watch yet
18:36:42 <sbp> heh, I was just cleaning up my tabs and found this:
18:36:43 <sbp> http://misssnart.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143411eb6a4700e398a859de0002.html
18:36:45 <sbp> so there you go
18:38:04 <sbp> [[[
18:38:06 <sbp> I still believe--and I speak here as a refugee from Hitler whose family fled the morning of the Anschluss (March 12, 1938) of Austria--that Pound's "fascism"--most of it completely nonsensical, juvenile, and failing to understand how government works--was not nearly as dangerous as Heidegger's willed, conscious, perfectly "reasoned" Fascism.
18:38:13 <sbp> ]]] - http://wings.buffalo.edu/epc/authors/perloff/perloffpound.html
18:44:13 <selggig> mmm buffalo wings
18:44:41 <sbp> ahahaha. I didn't even notice that
18:44:58 <sbp> oh man. Dutch game, and there's a couple snogging like crazy in the crowd
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19:05:26 <bjoern_> phenny, de "Rote Grütze"?
19:05:28 <phenny> bjoern_: "Red groats" (de to en, translate.google.com)
19:06:03 <bjoern_> enoenwik http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rote_Grütze
19:07:09 <bjoern_> need List_of_articles_in_N_languages_none_of_which_is_english page.
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19:21:44 <bjoern_> 'In Brazil, .nu is occasionally used to construct joke domain names as "nu" is the Portuguese word for naked.[5] Likewise, the French jesuistout.nu ("I am naked") is used as an e-mail redirector.'
19:22:34 <bjoern_> .wik .gg
19:22:35 <phenny> ".gg is the country code top-level domain for Guernsey." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.gg
19:22:42 <bjoern_> .wik Guernsey
19:22:43 <phenny> "The Bailiwick of Guernsey (French: Bailliage de Guernesey) is a British Crown dependency in the English Channel off the coast of Normandy." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guernsey
19:22:57 <bjoern_> .wik .gs
19:22:57 <phenny> ".gs is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.gs
19:23:09 <bjoern_> .wik .je
19:23:10 <phenny> ".je is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Jersey." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.je
19:23:17 <bjoern_> .wik Jersey
19:23:18 <phenny> "The Bailiwick of Jersey (Jèrriais: Jèrri) is a British Crown dependency[1]| off the coast of Normandy, France.[2]| As well as the island of Jersey itself, the bailiwick includes the nearly uninhabited islands of the Minquiers, Écréhous, the Pierres de Lecq[3]| and [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey
19:24:46 <bjoern_> .gs penis stuck in a Ü
19:24:47 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
19:24:48 <bjoern_> .gs penis stuck in a *
19:24:50 <phenny> penis stuck in a *: pump (5), zipper (4), vacuum (4), padlock (4), window (3), hoover (3), vcr (2), vagina (2), penis (2), pear (2), nintendo (2), mouse trap (2)
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19:31:30 <sbp> 0-0 HT
19:31:57 <selggig> yay?
19:32:15 <zachb> .gc nth
19:32:16 <phenny> nth: 11,200,000
19:32:20 <zachb> .gc xth
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19:32:21 <phenny> xth: 831,000
19:32:27 <sbp> been a bit boring
19:32:41 <bjoern_> it's because England isnt playin
19:32:52 <sbp> Holland have been the superawesomes though
19:33:01 <sbp> not here though
19:33:14 <bjoern_> Aren't they fifa #1 (or elo #1) atm?
19:33:30 <sbp> ôrly? hadn't heard that
19:33:40 <bjoern_> elo #1
19:33:49 <bjoern_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Football_Elo_Ratings#Top_40_ranking
19:33:57 <sbp> http://www.xs4all.nl/~kassiesa/bert/uefa/data/method3/crank2008.html
19:34:05 <sbp> England #1 according to that page. makes sense
19:34:47 <sbp> lols, this Elo list is madness
19:35:10 <sbp> Switzerland better than Sweden?
19:36:18 <bjoern_> not if you look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongest_Football_Nations_by_Elo_Ratings
19:37:17 <bjoern_> Iraq beats USA on that list
19:37:43 <sbp> awesome
19:37:53 * sbp wonders how long till Czechoslovakia are out of the top ten
19:38:50 <bjoern_> there is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_in_Iraqi_football even
19:39:18 <sbp> ...they lost to Thailand
19:39:29 <bjoern_> won against au and cn
19:39:32 <sbp> and Qatar
19:39:40 <sbp> wow, so they did
19:39:51 <sbp> Australia did pretty well in the World Cup, I remember
19:39:52 <bjoern_> vs qatar is tomorrow?
19:40:03 <sbp> see 26 March 2008
19:40:09 <bjoern_> oh you mean LOST to
19:40:23 <sbp> yeah
19:40:34 <sbp> was a continuation of "lost to Thailand"
19:41:28 <bjoern_> right I didn't consider how much you lag behind always.
19:42:00 <sbp> you probably forgot to take into account how lagged I normally am
19:42:09 <sbp> right
19:42:15 <bjoern_> Iraq lost all their world cup matches
19:42:18 <bjoern_> (all three of them)
19:42:43 * sbp vaguely recalls
19:42:51 <sbp> I watched every single World Cup 2006 match
19:43:01 <sbp> because normally when big sporting events come on I only watch a bit of it
19:43:12 <sbp> and then the news is all "WOW AWESOME STUFF HAPPENED IN SPORTING EVENT!"
19:43:17 <bjoern_> those three were 20 years before 2006.
19:43:21 <sbp> and it was in one of the games or whatever that I missed
19:43:34 <sbp> so I was like, right. I'm gonna watch every little bit. and I did
19:44:00 <bjoern_> I think I went shopping during several de matches
19:44:05 <bjoern_> less crowded then
19:44:06 <sbp> ôrly? maybe I'm thinking of Mexico or something then
19:44:13 <sbp> ha, clevers
19:44:24 <sbp> shop clerks mainly grumpy though?
19:44:40 <bjoern_> some I watched online though, you might remember /nick DEpwns<CCTLD>
19:44:53 <bjoern_> not as far as I recall
19:44:54 <sbp> again, vaguely
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19:47:41 <bjoern_> I could do public viewing in Basel on wednesday I think
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19:49:20 <bjoern_> You can walk into Basel from germany I take it
19:53:54 <bjoern_> "The Motion Picture Association of America said Friday intellectual-property holders should have the right to collect damages, perhaps as much as $150,000 per copyright violation, without having to prove infringement." - http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/06/mpaa-says-no-pr.html
19:54:58 <bjoern_> As intellectual-property holder I can only agree.
19:56:56 <zachb> That's awesome!
19:57:26 <bjoern_> goal
19:57:31 <sbp> yup, Russia
19:57:35 <bjoern_> or at least people do hand clapping
19:57:36 <sbp> înteresting
19:57:37 <zachb> bjoern_: I see you pirated my... my... vacation photos! Give me $100k!
19:58:27 <bjoern_> You hold illegal copies of my swhack poetry in your computer memory right now! Give me 150k for that and you'll get your 100k.
20:02:03 <zachb> You hold illegal copies of my swhack nonsense in YOUR computer memory. Give ME 150k!
20:02:32 <bjoern_> actually I don't.
20:02:56 <bjoern_> Besides, nonsense is by definition non-intellectual.
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20:08:30 <zachb> ...damn you bjoern_!
20:08:39 <bjoern_> nu
20:13:51 * zachb damns self
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20:25:36 <xover> .gcs "line of site" "line of sight"
20:25:37 <phenny> "line of sight" (4,960,000), "line of site" (1,250,000)
20:26:11 <xover> I'm going to go ahead and assume the latter are all by Americans.
20:27:33 <sbp> 1-1
20:34:17 <sbp> strange conclusion to the second half
20:34:23 <sbp> someone got a red card, but then the linesman intervened
20:34:34 <sbp> and the referee overturned his own decision
20:51:43 <zachb> xover: hey! We aren't /that/ stupid
20:51:52 <zachb> or at least most of us aren't
20:51:56 <zachb> ...no wait, yeah...
20:59:44 <bjoern_> oh that's rather rare
21:01:33 <bjoern_> 112 minutes already
21:01:59 <bjoern_> 8 minutes to Elfmeterschiessen apparently.
21:02:21 <sbp> 2-1
21:02:26 <bjoern_> nl?
21:02:40 <bjoern_> ru.
21:03:19 <bjoern_> by Dmitri Torbinskiy
21:03:26 <bjoern_> ("Tor" is german for "goal")
21:06:23 <sbp> 3-1, Russia are through
21:06:38 <sbp> Russia-Turkey final?
21:07:08 <bjoern_> With an english referee sure.
21:08:21 <bjoern_> Germany vs Italy would be a classic of course.
21:11:59 * Arnia hums All The Strange Strange Creatures
21:12:36 <sbp> FT
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21:22:08 <selggig> mahound :]
21:22:17 <mahound> hey selggig, u're back :D
21:22:24 <mahound> where's melbel?
21:22:32 <selggig> oh somewhere around
21:38:34 <cre8radix> omg
21:38:55 <cre8radix> ditched dutch
21:41:01 <mahound> yes
21:41:08 <mahound> unexpected, sad, but true
21:41:16 <cre8radix> yep
21:41:26 <mahound> russia played amazingly better than nl
21:41:35 <cre8radix> 'twas phat
21:41:49 <cre8radix> young and dynamic... hrhr
21:42:41 <bjoern_> ah now some russians got on the streets here
21:43:17 <cre8radix> got some honkin here too
21:44:54 <mahound> it's amazing the way uefa is censoring tv broadcasting
21:45:05 <mahound> dubious situations are not even replayed
21:45:59 <mahound> who cares about truth, in referee we trust
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23:17:06 <jsled> sweet. http://zyasoft.com/pythoneering/2008/06/realizing-jython-25.html
23:25:07 <mahound> wow
23:25:54 <zachb> what's so great about Jython?
23:31:31 <xover> It starts with “J”, so it's more like “Java” than “Perl” now.
23:32:23 <zachb> YAY
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