00:00:16 <_bjoern> Monty: yes.
00:00:19 <Monty> about from colour term is Symbian's 10th birthday
00:00:32 <_bjoern> Monty, sorry, but I do not believe in birthdays.
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00:00:40 <Monty> rather than Christian churches are you weren't in happiness?" "do not in December 2002. In classical classification formalisms for Madras, on legal-discuss :(
00:01:01 <_bjoern> Monty: that's right, I'm not in happiness at all, quite the contrary.
00:01:01 <Monty> Is it because you are not in happiness at all that you came to me ?
00:01:28 <_bjoern> Monty: yes and no. I would not put it that way, but I would not really object either.
00:01:29 <Monty> will have one
00:01:38 <_bjoern> Monty: have one what?
00:01:40 <Monty> decapitates scissors.
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00:02:15 <_bjoern> Monty: If I could afford decapitation scissors I would have bought tham long ago.
00:02:16 <Monty> £433 of awesome
00:03:26 <_bjoern> Monty, hawt
00:03:27 <Monty> alright boris's oboe!
00:18:36 <chandler> Monty: boris plays the oboe?
00:18:39 <Monty> I reckon chains + orchestra = orgies >:)
00:19:07 <_bjoern> especially true for oboe orchestras.
00:19:10 <chandler> Monty: stop with your insinuations, sir
00:19:13 <Monty> I reckon feasts + eyelashes = saline colours.
00:20:13 <_bjoern> .wik Ein Trio mit vier Fäusten
00:20:15 <phenny> "Alfred 23 Harth is a German multimedia artist, band leader, musician, and composer who mixes genres in a polystylistic manner." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Harth
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00:20:25 <_bjoern> yo Arnia_
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01:25:33 <Monty> hi Morbus
01:25:34 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's tro!
01:25:36 <Monty> But what does Louie` have to do with the price of fish?
01:25:37 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's nslater!
01:25:39 <Monty> Thank goodness, xover is back!
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01:27:19 <Monty> howdy, dmiles
01:27:21 <Monty> welcome, Morbus
01:27:22 <Monty> howdy, Jibbler
01:27:24 <Monty> lo jsled
01:27:25 <Monty> Thank goodness, chandler is back!
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01:37:39 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's Arn1a!
01:37:39 <Monty> it's CaptSolo!
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01:38:52 <Monty> hi bancus, how ya doing?
01:39:04 <Arn1a> human semantics.
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01:52:24 <Monty> yo beobal!
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02:43:23 <Monty> bah, it's MacTed again
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03:26:32 <zachb> So... nomilang... anyone?
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04:13:59 <Monty> hey tro
04:26:37 <selggig> Monty, I applaud your tireless and spotty efforts of greeting people
04:26:39 <Monty> So, what got into hot as ?0
04:26:50 <selggig> no clue, kiddo
04:27:32 <jsled> .title http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/magazine/16-07/ff_darknight?currentPage=1
04:27:33 <phenny> jsled: Dark Knight Director Shuns Digital Effects for the Real Thing
04:27:41 <jsled> … is turning out to be pretty interesting.
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05:27:49 <jsled> [[[
05:27:50 <jsled> I omitted, due to lack of actual historical evidence, the stories that Odgar IV used to have people put to death when they mispronounced his name. When I was a child, my mother used to recite the poem to me, as I'm sure yours did: "When he said IV, he stayed alive, when he said four, he lived no more." Presumably, this poem was to encourage me to do as I was told, but even then I wondered who the "he" was, and whether the poem was, in fact,
05:27:50 <jsled> more about the importance of not putting too much significance on trivial things. --DrBacchus 08:50, 22 Jan 2005 (EST)
05:27:56 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.gamegrene.com/wiki/Odgar_IV
05:27:58 <jsled> ^ awesome.
05:29:44 <selggig> how do you pronounce IV then?
05:29:52 <jsled> Oh, scroll up. :)
05:30:09 <selggig> oh the rhyme
05:33:51 <jsled> [[[
05:33:51 <jsled> Some, notably the philosopher and mathematician Pricludious, claim that the Chesix system has nothing to do with standards and is biased toward merchants. This scholar believes that if Pricludious had been a little less pedantic, he might have enjoyed life a little more than he did.
05:34:00 <jsled> ]]] - <http://www.gamegrene.com/wiki/Unanit>, heh.
05:47:25 <selggig> weird
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06:17:52 <jsled> damnit. when come sleep?
06:18:49 <thelsdj> awesome: http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog
06:24:27 <_bjoern> .wik cog
06:24:28 <phenny> "A part of a gear system" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cog
06:28:01 <cre8radix> heya
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06:44:21 <thelsdj> .gc "cog of bots"
06:44:23 <phenny> "cog of bots": 3
06:44:42 <thelsdj> .gc "cog of robots"
06:44:42 <phenny> "cog of robots": 75
06:46:16 <_bjoern> .gc "huge cog"
06:46:17 <phenny> "huge cog": 1,310
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07:20:13 <Monty> hey Grantbow_
07:20:44 <Grantbow_> hey
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07:29:29 <Monty> howdy, KiYanWang
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08:06:12 <Monty> hey danieljohnlewis
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08:29:36 <Monty> hi cre8radix
08:29:37 <Monty> it's _bjoern!
08:29:39 <Monty> yo BigJibby!
08:29:40 <Monty> welcome, beobal
08:29:42 <Monty> hi thelsdj, how ya doing?
08:29:43 <Monty> it's nelix!
08:29:45 <Monty> But what does shepazu have to do with the price of fish?
08:31:37 <_bjoern> shupfoo Monty.
08:31:39 <Monty> ARGH, I II I"
08:31:46 <_bjoern> yes, u
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08:37:25 <sbp> yo
08:37:43 <_bjoern> New Rule: You lose when ... checking nobody's using your new domain name idea...
08:37:55 <_bjoern> ... and the first result is a web page by Don Knuth.
08:38:11 <_bjoern> A FRIEND just told me a story involving that...
08:38:30 <sbp> chuckle
08:38:59 <sbp> you know what?
08:39:09 <sbp> I think I get more feedback about the Edward VIII postboxes than anything else
08:39:17 <sbp> British eccentricity <3
08:39:31 <sbp> I really need to update the page... I can be almost comprehensive soon
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08:47:18 <_bjoern> .c 1492 in roman
08:47:19 <phenny> 1 492 = MCDXCII
08:51:24 <sbp> ahahaha
08:51:26 <sbp> _bjoern: http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/a-fireside-chiller-for-2008/
08:52:22 <_bjoern> A mighty riddle.
08:52:39 *** sbp changed the topic to: "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
08:55:50 <sbp> Brianna says: im wondering where my cuddle buddy is.
08:55:50 <sbp> Jason says: wtf, is that what women call "fuck friends" These days?
08:55:50 <sbp> Brianna says: no!
08:55:50 <sbp> Jason says: well maybe he's "cuddling" with someone else
08:55:50 <sbp> Brianna says: fuck you
08:55:50 <Monty> potty mouth!
08:55:56 <sbp> - http://www.bash.org/?868740
08:56:56 <sbp> also http://www.bash.org/?868827
08:57:09 <_bjoern> http://www.bash.org/?nu
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08:58:10 <sbp> man, Achewood for major lose
08:58:19 <sbp> this wedding thread will just not end
08:58:42 <sbp> “Police are investigating a crash in which a £30,000 SUV ended up parked on top of two other cars, one of them a Porsche sports car worth up to £45,000.”
08:58:43 <sbp> - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7472490.stm
08:58:43 <Monty> http://bytesexual.org/portrait/suit
08:59:27 <_bjoern> Debian-heads, what packages will install me usr/share/dict/... files, and not many others?
09:00:42 <_bjoern> .wik Freedict
09:00:42 <Monty> Home.
09:00:43 <phenny> "Freedict is a collection of free (GPL-licensed) bilingual dictionaries." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedict
09:01:09 <_bjoern> .head http://dict.tu-graz.ac.at/cgi-bin/Dict
09:01:10 <phenny> _bjoern: 500, text/html, iso-8859-1
09:02:19 <_bjoern> hmm 'dict://'
09:03:54 <_bjoern> Why is there no "where is this file coming from" tool?
09:04:19 <_bjoern> My guess now is w*
09:05:09 <sbp> can't you do a network traffic capture?
09:05:27 <_bjoern> no?
09:06:50 <_bjoern> .c 0x5E in decimal
09:06:51 <phenny> 0x5E = 94
09:28:39 <_bjoern> seems like the files are in varying encodings, with no encoding specification anywhere...
09:36:09 <_bjoern> .u cancel tag
09:36:10 <phenny> _bjoern: Sorry, no results for 'cancel tag'.
09:46:18 <cre8radix> _bjoern: didya listen 2 the audioplay yet?
09:46:56 <_bjoern> Nope! :)
09:46:59 <xover> % rpm -q --whatprovides /path/file
09:47:45 <xover> Or "yum" (the depsolver) can do the equivalent for packages not yet installed.
09:47:46 <_bjoern> Many years ago I even bought a copy of redhat (6 or so? I never used it).
09:48:01 <xover> .title http://fedoraproject.org/
09:48:02 <phenny> xover: Fedora Project
09:48:21 * sbp read depsolver as desploder
09:48:44 <xover> Not an entirely inapt reading, I'll grant.
09:48:50 <xover> .gc inapt
09:48:51 <phenny> inapt: 369,000
09:49:11 <sbp> .gcs inapt anapt aptless antiapt unapt
09:49:13 <phenny> inapt (369,000), unapt (59,100), anapt (11,100), aptless (36), antiapt (6)
09:49:16 <_bjoern> "Make waves"
09:49:27 <_bjoern> they use png alpha
09:49:28 <xover> “Jump off a bridge”
09:49:28 <Monty> eaon: you dont agree?>
09:49:58 <_bjoern> "Paul Frields talks Fedora 9"
09:50:02 <_bjoern> .wik Paul Frields
09:50:03 <phenny> "Fedora is an RPM-based, general purpose Linux distribution, developed by the community-supported Fedora Project and sponsored by Red Hat." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_Core
09:50:15 <sbp> .gs * talks shit
09:50:16 <phenny> * talks shit: tylor, spencer, sofs, schafer, ryan, revio, preacher, nezua, mayweather, mark pritchard, kid, fluffy, crow, bonez, ass ryan, ahmad)
09:50:16 <Monty> potty mouth!
09:50:17 <xover> Yeah, they've had their second annual redesign of the web stuff lately I think.
09:50:27 <_bjoern> .gs bud spencer *
09:50:28 <phenny> bud spencer *: terence (6), t (6), - (6), klopper (3), compilation (3), amidou (3), actor (3), weight (2), vs (2), party (2), page (2), news (2), mp3 (2), karras (2)
09:50:36 <sbp> .gs * is talking shit
09:50:37 <phenny> * is talking shit: cop (2)
09:50:38 <Monty> potty mouth!
09:52:05 <xover> .title http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/24/copyright-renewal-re.html
09:52:06 <phenny> xover: Copyright renewal records for US books finally online - Boing Boing
09:52:09 <xover> !
09:52:26 <sbp> wownice
09:52:53 <xover> (also, Jarkko Hietaniemi “a Google engineer”? wtf?)
09:53:27 <_bjoern> These days this is just another "who isn't".
09:54:30 <xover> Well, first of all Jarkko worked for Nokia last I heard; but more to the point, his main claim to fame is as Perl Pumpkin, and various other Perl-related accolades, not as a fucking cog in the Google machine.
09:54:31 <Monty> potty mouth!
09:54:55 <sbp> Welcome to 2008
09:55:29 <xover> Shit, I need to get a job as a Custodial Engineer at google.
09:57:44 * sbp inflates the XML zip
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09:59:18 <sbp> -rw-r----- 1 sbp sbp 389648553 Jun 24 08:50 google-renewals-all-20080624.xml
09:59:36 <_bjoern> I wonder whether there is a point continuing this discussion,
09:59:38 <_bjoern> <Security People> We propose $FEATURE that will help protect against $ATTACKS
09:59:38 <_bjoern> <Sceptic> $FEATURE is odd, $OTHER_FEATURE would do almost the same but is much simpler
09:59:39 <_bjoern> <Security People> No, no, our $FEATURE enables $THING while your $OTHER_FEATURE does not
09:59:39 <_bjoern> <Sceptic> Well yes, but only once you block everyone who doesn't support $FEATURE?
09:59:39 <_bjoern> <Security People> Not so, you can benefit from it with the first implementations.
09:59:39 <_bjoern> <Sceptic> But if you do that without the blocking, then your app is vulnerable to $ATTACKS
09:59:41 <_bjoern> <Security People> Which will provide an incentive for implementers to implement our $FEATURE!
09:59:43 <_bjoern> <Sceptic> ...
09:59:54 <sbp> $ wc google-renewals-all-20080624.xml
09:59:54 <sbp> 16222409 30672186 389648553 google-renewals-all-20080624.xml
10:07:57 <selggig> .yi
10:07:57 <phenny> Not yet...
10:08:04 * selggig pats phenny
10:12:23 <_bjoern> .bytes ö
10:12:23 <phenny> _bjoern: 'o\xcc\x88'
10:12:42 <_bjoern> I wonder how you get from o + u0308 to a8
10:12:54 <_bjoern> (that is, o followed by 0xa8)
10:14:31 <_bjoern> .u ¨
10:14:32 <phenny> U+00A8 DIAERESIS (¨)
10:14:38 <_bjoern> there we go
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10:29:01 <cre8radix> ... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/23/AR2008062301979.html
10:29:44 <_bjoern> last year we've covered plenty of republicans saying the same here.
10:31:45 <_bjoern> I need a character encoding that represents non-ascii characters by 0x0a 0x0d 0x20
10:32:47 <_bjoern> some ebcdic surely must do that?
10:32:59 <_bjoern> maybe it does not strictly have to be non-ascii
10:37:16 <_bjoern> must write tool (want bytes) <- (use these chars with this encoding)
10:53:03 <_bjoern> We should write an RFC on the cognitive effects of rhyming in documents of the RFC series, in iambic pentameters.
10:56:00 <_bjoern> .title http://photos.cx/
10:56:01 <phenny> _bjoern: Photos.CX - 227056 images, fueled by the souls of a million dead cops
10:57:47 <_bjoern> http://g.photos.cx/o-63.png < http://www.martin-munoz.com/recent/2004/Traveler46.html
10:58:16 <_bjoern> I sometimes do wonder whether this has anything to do with my ie configuration.
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11:03:21 <Monty> welcome, cre8radix
11:04:41 <_bjoern> .gc Dialing-computer dates answering-machine
11:04:43 <phenny> Dialing-computer dates answering-machine: 970
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11:07:21 <_bjoern> .gs mein leben ist wie ein *
11:07:22 <phenny> mein leben ist wie ein *: lied (17), roman (8), tanz (6), weg (4), wahrgewordener (2), traum (2), strick (2), schlechter (2), regentropfen (2), porno primitiv (2), nichts (2)
11:07:36 <_bjoern> .gs mein leben ist wie eine *
11:07:37 <phenny> mein leben ist wie eine *: baustelle (18), achterbahn (4), party (3), wahre (2), geister (2), ewige (2), erinnerung (2), baustelle baggern (2), achterbahnfahrt (2)
11:07:40 <_bjoern> .gs mein leben ist eine *
11:07:40 <phenny> mein leben ist eine *: waffe (3), groÃe traurigkeit (3), fiktion (3), endlos-schleife (3), verdammte (2), soap (2), schlampe (2), karawanserei (2), herausforderung (2)
11:07:42 <_bjoern> .gs mein leben ist ein *
11:07:43 <phenny> mein leben ist ein *: blasebalg (5), werbespot (3), roman (3), pilgrimstand (3), minenfeld (3), kreativer (3), Ãrgernis (2), weg (2), wartezimmer (2), waffe (2)
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11:08:17 <_bjoern> phenny, tell sbp perhaps .gs should not list the meaningless numbers...
11:08:17 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
11:08:48 <_bjoern> and it's still buggy with umlauts.
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11:37:00 <danja> anyone know offhand how to list user accounts on linux - like users, but include all not-logged-in too
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11:38:03 <danja> a file in /etc somewhere?
11:38:32 <_bjoern> like /etc/passwd?
11:42:56 <_bjoern> .u ¿
11:42:56 <phenny> U+00BF INVERTED QUESTION MARK (¿)
11:42:57 <Monty> "you"
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11:49:36 <danja> _bjoern, perfect, thanks
11:50:39 <danja> hmm, no entry for apache - would www-data cover that maybe?
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12:48:02 <Arnia> Right, how cheery this news is
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13:36:44 <_bjoern> Unicode geek job: can you come up with a near-minmal string that, if you have the string and some byte sequence, can tell which encoding has been used?
13:37:17 <_bjoern> If one ore more characters cannot be represented, one of truncation, omission, and replacement would be expected.
13:38:02 <_bjoern> Ideally you should also be able to detect some string transformations, e.g., unicode normalization (björn to björn, etc.)
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13:54:39 <sbp> yo
13:54:39 <phenny> sbp: 11:08Z <_bjoern> tell sbp perhaps .gs should not list the meaningless numbers...
13:57:43 <nslater> yo sbp
13:57:48 <_bjoern> You up for the challenge above sbp? (immediately before you yo'd?)
13:58:06 <sbp> .g site:inamidst.com chardet
13:58:08 <phenny> sbp: http://inamidst.com/encnorm/chardet/
13:58:16 <sbp> bad
13:58:43 <nslater> sbp: you have your own chardet?
13:58:46 <sbp> http://inamidst.com/code/charguess.py
13:58:49 <sbp> yeah, there
13:58:59 <nslater> I presume you've seen pilgrim's chardet?
13:59:01 <sbp> "Guesses between: ascii, iso-8859-1, cp1252, and utf-8"
13:59:06 <_bjoern> Well I am not looking for the detection, I am looking for a string that gurantees very good detection
13:59:09 <sbp> yes, it's rubbish
13:59:13 <nslater> are you kidding?
13:59:19 <sbp> no
13:59:29 <sbp> every time I've used it, it's failed
13:59:29 <nslater> it's ported directly from mozilla, I have it on good authority that's it's excelent
13:59:31 <_bjoern> We never make jokes about encoding stuffs.
13:59:43 <sbp> yeah, Firefox consistently blows at detecting encodings too
13:59:48 <nslater> ν
13:59:55 <sbp> the amount of times I have to manually switch encodings is incredible
14:00:04 <sbp> whoever wrote it must be a complete idiot
14:00:08 <sbp> can't believe what a bad job they did
14:00:29 <nslater> how many encodings does it diferentiate between?
14:00:37 <nslater> why dont you write a better version with the same functionality?
14:00:56 <sbp> _bjoern: hmm. well doesn't detection come down to the method? so you'd need a string for a particular heuristic...
14:00:59 <_bjoern> ... Like, "ö" alone is not good enough, as it's F6 in dozens of encodings, so you add _ and _ and _ ...
14:01:06 <sbp> nslater: I already showed you my version, which works perfectly as far as I'm aware
14:01:14 <sbp> between the four character encodings that I use
14:01:29 <_bjoern> No heuristics, in essence I want a string for which there is only one correct answer
14:01:31 <sbp> only problem will be where latin1 and cp1252 differ
14:01:34 <_bjoern> one possible answer if you want
14:01:39 <nslater> yeah, pilgrim's works between two dozen
14:01:50 <sbp> we have already established that it doesn't work...
14:02:04 <nslater> haha, no, we have some hearsay :)
14:02:34 <sbp> well whatevers, it's rubbish
14:02:37 <nslater> k
14:03:07 <nslater> maybe someone should codify an algo into an RFC or sommat
14:03:12 <sbp> _bjoern: again, you'd need to know the heuristic
14:03:20 <sbp> there isn't a single string which you can know for sure
14:03:22 <nslater> seems like something hixie might be interested in
14:03:30 <sbp> because it would be based on some configuration of a string
14:03:46 <sbp> I mean '¨咒¨•̄˙û㋡咒ûŵ' is valid in any encoding which uses the entire repertoire, no?
14:03:51 <sbp> so how are you to tell that it's utf-8?
14:04:05 <_bjoern> You know what the input was
14:04:06 <sbp> it's bound to be a nonsense string in any encoding
14:04:19 <sbp> hmm? you don't know that it's utf-8
14:04:54 <sbp> you could decode it as utf-8 and say it's fairly unlikely for any random 8-bit encoding to have bytes in such a configuration that it's also valid utf-8
14:04:58 <sbp> but you don't know that for sure, no?
14:05:10 <_bjoern> I have an oracle that takes a sequence of unicode chars and emits bytes. I can submit any number of unicode sequences. I want to know what the oracle does.
14:05:50 <sbp> hmm
14:06:04 <_bjoern> So I am looking for a particular sequences where, no matter which encoding the oracle is using, I can tell the encoding from the emitted bytes and the input string.
14:06:07 <nslater> hmm, there's some interesting stuffs here: http://www.whatwg.org/specs/web-apps/current-work/multipage/parsing.html
14:06:34 <sbp> _bjoern: I wonder if you could take all the unicode tables and make a set of the uniquenesses somehow
14:06:46 <sbp> all the stuff in /ENCODINGS/ or whatever, I mean
14:07:08 <_bjoern> Well I would use some iconv-variant if I were to find the string programmatically I think
14:07:18 <_bjoern> and encode/decode until it fits...
14:08:22 <_bjoern> I think the main complication is that some chars may not be representable, so you have to be prepared to handle, say,
14:08:34 <sbp> I suppose if you did use the tables the main problem would be multiple-width encodings
14:08:50 <_bjoern> truncated at the first unencodable char, unencodable chars omitted, unencodable char replaced by ? or fffd, etc.
14:09:09 <sbp> good point
14:09:17 <_bjoern> Well the stateful ones are always nasty, like iso2022 encodings
14:09:23 <sbp> but you'd be able to spot that fairly easily presumably
14:09:34 <_bjoern> and encodings that have multiple representations of certain things, like utf-7
14:09:44 <sbp> utf-7 is a lolbok
14:10:06 <_bjoern> yeah I think a regex with .* would do for omitted/replaced, and starts-with matching for truncation
14:12:02 <sbp> [[[
14:12:03 <sbp> ‛ – U+201B (HTML: ‛) – single high-reversed-9, or single reversed comma, quotation mark (This is sometimes used to show dropped sounds at the end of words, such as goin‛ instead of using goin‘, goin’, goin`, or goin')
14:12:09 <sbp> ]]] - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark_glyphs
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14:21:55 <_bjoern> I suppose a first approximation would be to check which chars have the most representations
14:24:25 <_bjoern> Probably keep a matrix $canTellApart[a][b]
14:30:36 <_bjoern> hmm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2008_disciplinary_record#By_team
14:38:19 <sbp> lols
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15:31:45 <Morbus> jsled: trophy support looks to be three weeks: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Destructoid/~3/319698831/rumortoid-details-on-in-game-xmb-features-of-ps3-firmware-v2-40-92153.phtml
15:32:24 <jsled> Morbus: yeah, I saw that earlier. I feel teased.
15:33:03 <Morbus> holy crap.
15:33:08 <Morbus> shelly went to drupal.
15:33:37 <Morbus> and she's working on rdf in drupal.
15:33:39 <Morbus> insane!
15:33:59 <Morbus> http://realtech.burningbird.net/semantic-web/rdf/rdf-too
15:38:59 <nslater> what
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15:39:13 <nslater> I thought shelly had given up blogging
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15:40:02 <Monty> But what does MoiraA have to do with the price of fish?
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16:20:12 <zachb> did someone say SHELLY!?
16:22:04 <_bjoern> yu
16:22:29 <Morbus> heh. and she remembers me too.
16:22:31 * Morbus emailed her.
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16:25:13 <Talliesin> Oh yeah. She wrote that book that time.
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16:32:41 <_bjoern> .c 9834 in hex
16:32:41 <phenny> 9 834 = 0x266A
16:32:51 <_bjoern> .u 266A
16:32:51 <phenny> U+266A EIGHTH NOTE (♪)
16:36:11 <zachb> I wonder if there are any jokes in unicode...
16:36:43 <sbp> .u boop
16:36:44 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no results for 'boop'.
16:37:53 <_bjoern> .c 9689 in hex
16:37:53 <phenny> 9 689 = 0x25D9
16:38:00 <_bjoern> .u 25D9
16:38:01 <phenny> U+25D9 INVERSE WHITE CIRCLE (◙)
16:38:05 <_bjoern> the Unicode-code?
16:38:38 <_bjoern> apparently, when encoding to cp850, those two characters yield CR LF with the win32 kernel transcoding function widechartomultibyte.
16:38:38 <Monty> tumbolia while back. I alternate between believing a language games downloaded from PIE base *ned- 'to reproach, taunt,' from an acht?
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16:42:55 <_bjoern> Yeah checked this again, EMAKESNOSENSE?
16:43:09 <nsh> unicode *is* a joke
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16:51:00 <_bjoern> .u U
16:51:01 <phenny> U+0055 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U (U)
16:55:26 <_bjoern> .c 308 in decimal
16:55:27 <phenny> 308 = 308
16:55:28 <_bjoern> .c 0x308 in decimal
16:55:29 <phenny> 0x308 = 776
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17:03:40 <Monty> bah, it's andreaja again
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17:05:18 <xover> Nooo! Don't leave me alone with Morbus! I'm scared!
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17:05:54 <xover> Help me Obi-wan-loggy, you're my only hope!
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17:09:19 <Monty> But what does loggy have to do with the price of fish?
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17:10:00 <Monty> lo tro
17:10:02 <Monty> hey Talliesin
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17:13:23 <Monty> lo maxkelley
17:13:23 <Monty> But what does sbp have to do with the price of fish?
17:13:23 <Monty> howdy, Xanthor|aw
17:13:24 <Monty> hi n5h
17:13:25 <n5h> [[[. personally, i am awake i _know_ that i do not allow documentation of the land of formalised semantics.
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17:16:16 <MacTed> ]]] I ph34r n5h will never close his quote [[[
17:16:16 <n5h> post-[post-interview interview] interview: may i has a compliment, but in such a classification scheme "exist?
17:16:33 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: we do not allow documentation in the land of formalised semantics."
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17:23:47 <sbp> ]]]
17:24:29 <_bjoern> Grüss Gott sbp.
17:26:22 <sbp> nu
17:28:18 <_bjoern> Well I can tell Dawkins when I see them.
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18:16:21 <_bjoern> 30min
18:30:06 <_bjoern> .title http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/24/ap/strange/main4206063.shtml
18:30:06 <phenny> _bjoern: Thieves Steal Phones, Laptops From Moving Truck, Thieves In Germany Steal Phones And Laptops From Moving Truck In High-speed Heist - CBS News
18:32:30 * sbp tunes into Germany vs. Turkey
18:33:57 <_bjoern> phenny, tell cre8radix http://germany.usembassy.gov/warden/2008-06-24/index2.html
18:33:57 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
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18:49:31 <sbp> pfft, Germany suck
18:49:35 <sbp> 1:25
18:49:39 <sbp> and they haven't even scored yet
18:50:00 <_bjoern> nulag!
18:53:13 <sbp> kk
18:53:18 <sbp> but they still haven't scored
18:53:30 <_bjoern> ulag thisbad
18:53:40 <sbp> 5:30
18:54:04 <_bjoern> the turkish players also don't have cards yet.
18:54:11 <sbp> good point...
18:54:21 <sbp> though that might be because six of their carded players are gone
18:56:50 <_bjoern> They might expect to win and don't want to play with only the keeper in the final?
19:00:12 <sbp> that could be another reason, yes
19:00:20 <sbp> interesting game so ar
19:00:22 <sbp> AR
19:00:34 <sbp> the Turks have not just sat back and gone all omgwearegoingtolosehelps
19:00:43 <sbp> they're going forwards right now
19:01:02 <sbp> woah, they hit the bar
19:01:04 <_bjoern> I hear screamings
19:01:08 <sbp> and nearly another goal
19:01:17 <sbp> that was excellently crafted, too!
19:01:24 <sbp> some wonderful bits of play
19:01:33 <_bjoern> German goal manufacturer
19:01:54 <sbp> ...the Turks hit the bar
19:02:02 <sbp> they've got another corner too
19:02:30 <_bjoern> "eeeeek"s
19:04:51 <_bjoern> louder screams
19:09:41 <_bjoern> score
19:09:43 <sbp> it's in!
19:09:49 <sbp> 1-0 to Turkey!!
19:09:57 <mahound> FREE KEBAB
19:09:58 <mahound> YEAH
19:10:35 <sbp> Lehmann TOTAL FAIL
19:10:50 <_bjoern> WHERE IS KAHN
19:10:56 <sbp> heheh
19:11:48 <_bjoern> simulate.tr
19:11:58 <procto> germany is playing turkey?
19:12:13 <_bjoern> they are playing us, apparently.
19:12:35 <procto> sounds like the recipe for social strife
19:12:40 <_bjoern> EPANTSFAIL(almost)
19:12:55 <sbp> yeah, heh
19:14:07 <sbp> 1-1
19:14:08 <_bjoern> °!°!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:14:11 <mahound> goal
19:14:11 <mahound> ger
19:14:31 <_bjoern> Now they take out the heavy explosives here.
19:14:31 <mahound> schweinsteiger
19:15:07 <_bjoern> I note that I turned the tv on 10 seconds before the first goal...
19:15:22 <sbp> Turkey have now trebled the amount of time they've been in the lead... :-)
19:15:23 <_bjoern> My timing is, simply put, rad.
19:15:25 <sbp> hehe
19:16:45 <_bjoern> We have slightly oversized tricots apparently.
19:16:59 <sbp> tricots?
19:17:38 <sbp> more dramas
19:17:47 <_bjoern> you might see it later
19:18:46 <nslater> phenny: "We hebben uw bericht goed ontvangen en zullen binnen 24 uur antwoorden, waarschijnlijk aanzienlijk sneller."?
19:18:47 <phenny> nslater: "We have received your message well received and will respond within 24 hours, probably considerably faster." (nl to en, translate.google.com)
19:18:53 <nslater> fail
19:19:21 <nslater> why do people send autoresponders to mailing lists
19:19:22 <sbp> man, so much Lehmann fail...
19:19:41 <_bjoern> It's an elaborate plot, I am certain of it.
19:19:50 <_bjoern> time4f00ds
19:19:56 <sbp> "he's saying I'd have stopped it" - Lawro on what Ballack was saying to Lehmann
19:21:31 <_bjoern> commenter applauds fans trying to cheer up Lehmann
19:21:37 <sbp> hehe
19:21:43 <_bjoern> fail
19:21:46 <sbp> yup
19:21:53 <sbp> Klose was so in there
19:22:23 <nslater> n5h, buddy!
19:22:24 <n5h> what other price does music come at?!? no tv that works. gay.
19:22:38 <nslater> n5h: no, you
19:22:39 <n5h> why does the bbc just now discovered rickrolling?
19:22:55 <nslater> n5h: lol, uri?
19:22:55 <n5h> in ancient india, they defined a moment that the semantic .
19:22:59 <sbp> if Rick's nickname had been Dick...
19:23:02 <sbp> .gc dickroll
19:23:03 <phenny> dickroll: 1,620
19:23:05 <nslater> hah
19:23:17 <nslater> .g dickroll
19:23:17 <phenny> nslater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VxUmTMi1k
19:23:21 <_bjoern> that's not what I meant when saying time4f00ds
19:23:24 <sbp> .title
19:23:25 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Dickroll'd
19:23:39 <nslater> *click*
19:24:29 <nslater> hahahaha
19:24:29 <sbp> cute spectator
19:24:31 <nslater> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8&feature=related
19:24:32 <phenny> nslater: YouTube - PaintRoller'd
19:24:49 <sbp> FOUL!
19:25:15 <_bjoern> it's all pretty useless right now, they should know no goals when I'm not watching.
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19:26:03 <_bjoern> winz
19:26:12 <sbp> funz
19:26:28 <sbp> Lawro observes that the wall sucked
19:27:25 <sbp> ouch
19:27:42 <_bjoern> it's stormy perhaps, players keep falling.
19:28:01 <_bjoern> frinks probably coming
19:28:19 <sbp> someone's saying to the ref "it was an elbow" and the ref laughed at him
19:28:38 <_bjoern> fail
19:28:49 <sbp> damn good game this!
19:29:40 <_bjoern> Our coach about to visit the ranks again?
19:30:03 <sbp> heheh, could be
19:30:13 <sbp> I'd send him off just for looking like a jerkwit
19:31:33 <sbp> Frings on
19:31:46 <sbp> playing with a cracked rib
19:32:00 <_bjoern> cracked ribs are for wussies.
19:32:29 <sbp> hmm. Frings not on at all
19:33:33 <xover> http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/PDF/Gates/gatesmail15.pdf
19:33:56 <sbp> .summary
19:34:18 <sbp> HT
19:34:20 <xover> It's ~10 sentences.
19:34:20 <_bjoern> "Schweinsteiger, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, BALLACK"
19:34:23 <sbp> great first half
19:34:40 <sbp> _bjoern: crowd chant?
19:34:55 <_bjoern> commenter
19:36:02 <sbp> JVs?
19:36:05 <sbp> aha. hehe
19:39:29 <sbp> Ugor is a great name. OOGOR
19:40:11 <_bjoern> I wondered how to pronounce that and got thoroughly confused
19:40:23 <_bjoern> turns out Arnold Schwarzenegger was talking in the background.
19:40:26 <sbp> yeah, so many possibilities
19:43:14 <_bjoern> So, are we going to see another red card?
19:43:23 <sbp> I predict: NO
19:43:24 <_bjoern> seems the ref isn't too much into cards.
19:43:28 <sbp> because nobody wants to miss the final
19:44:47 <_bjoern> now if anything then that's for wussies.
19:44:56 <sbp> agreed
19:48:34 <_bjoern> So, my money is on China winning.
19:50:06 <sbp> hehe
19:50:49 <_bjoern> These days China is always a good bet. Mark my words.
19:51:22 <sbp> Friendship Win
19:52:07 * Arnia is unemployed
19:52:11 <Arnia> Or soon to be
19:52:18 <Arnia> yay(!)
19:52:33 <sbp> I didn't know you were *em*ployed even
19:52:33 <_bjoern> Schweinsteiger getting all touchy with the balls.
19:53:04 <Arnia> I'm a student until the 24th September
19:53:10 <Arnia> Then I'm unemployed
19:53:15 <sbp> ooh
19:53:21 <Arnia> no post-doc
19:53:23 <sbp> you'll be an unemployed doctor?
19:53:26 <sbp> oh!
19:53:33 <_bjoern> It hurts when I do this.
19:53:34 <sbp> major suckage!
19:53:34 <Arnia> No, I'll be an unemployed nothing
19:53:45 <sbp> ehwhat, you don't expect doctorate either?!
19:54:00 <Arnia> Well, the earliest I'd get the doctorate is december
19:54:03 <sbp> ah
19:54:07 <Arnia> (takes time to organise a viva)
19:54:16 <Arnia> but I'm sorely tempted to cut my losses and run
19:54:26 <_bjoern> chaos on the field
19:54:29 <Arnia> I'm considering the past few years an epic mistake
19:54:38 <_bjoern> who doesn't!
19:54:43 <sbp> well as long as you get the doctorate, can't you pick postdoc up at any point?
19:54:50 <sbp> end to end on the pitch
19:54:55 <Arnia> publish or perish
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19:55:29 <sbp> contention!
19:55:34 <_bjoern> that decision was a but unpopular
19:55:35 <Arnia> it becomes harder and harder to get a post-doc as time goes on from when you finished your thesis
19:55:44 <Arnia> and... I don't have any savings
19:56:07 <sbp> Arnia: hmm, supersuck. isn't there some kind of university research-related job you can do?
19:56:14 <Arnia> no
19:56:23 <Arnia> that is what a post-doc is
19:56:38 <sbp> well, I was thinking like research assistant
19:56:47 <Arnia> Again, that is what a post-doc is
19:56:58 <sbp> hmm
19:57:10 <sbp> harsh
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19:57:23 <_bjoern> yellow
19:57:25 <sbp> seems like you've been working so damn hard lately too
19:57:29 <sbp> _bjoern: at least!
19:57:35 <sbp> er, at last...
19:57:51 <Arnia> well, I'll remember not to do that again
19:58:13 <_bjoern> the rip was cracked already, they should grow up and continue playing obviously!
19:58:13 <Monty> anglicisation most definitely seeing them again?
19:58:30 <_bjoern> Monty, it's only 99% certain.
19:58:33 <Monty> is rather like emailed drawing parallelograms.
19:58:42 <sbp> surely at least your employability rating must be very high?
19:58:47 <_bjoern> Monty, yes, good comparison.
19:58:48 <Monty> moderators is dead and mezziah's.
19:59:17 <Arnia> Not really... over qualified
19:59:19 <sbp> good spell from Germany
19:59:24 <_bjoern> not too bad
19:59:32 <Arnia> and what job could I do other than an academic one?
19:59:45 <Arnia> I have a poor head for finance, and I'm not a coder
19:59:53 <_bjoern> consulting!
20:00:01 <Arnia> It is my own fault, I've painted myself into a corner
20:00:02 <sbp> yeah dunno, you're like me
20:00:13 <sbp> I don't really see anything other than academia as a thing to do
20:00:36 <sbp> teh dive
20:01:11 <_bjoern> Hey if we're lucky they'll all survive this game.
20:01:36 <sbp> Turkish keeper's haircut is fun
20:02:01 <sbp> ooh, our picture's breaking up
20:02:06 <_bjoern> HERE TOO
20:02:09 <sbp> transmitter struck by lightning?
20:02:15 <_bjoern> very very loud annoyed screams everywhere
20:02:28 <sbp> sound back at least...
20:02:31 <_bjoern> perhaps UEFA did not approve of thise scene?
20:02:35 <_bjoern> not here
20:02:40 <sbp> huh, but it's not our normal commentator!
20:02:42 <sbp> they're playing radio
20:02:55 <sbp> ...Scottish commentators it sounds like
20:03:01 <_bjoern> Well you're better prepared for this obviously.
20:03:14 <sbp> the picture is still frozen at 57:15
20:03:18 <_bjoern> haha phun
20:03:35 <_bjoern> I wonder who they fire for this
20:03:37 <sbp> "BBC One - We are sorry for the break in this programme and are trying to correct the fault."
20:03:40 <sbp> yeah, heh
20:04:16 <_bjoern> some sound now here
20:04:26 <sbp> what, English commentators?
20:04:33 <sbp> that would be funny
20:04:47 <_bjoern> german, not sure it's the regular one
20:05:06 <sbp> hmm. a voiceover from the BBC apologising and saying they're working on it
20:05:16 <sbp> funny this. I remember fifteen years ago this used to be commonplace
20:05:20 <sbp> "Interlude"
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20:06:25 <_bjoern> probably just some raw material collectors, they are commonplace today.
20:06:51 <_bjoern> tis retro
20:06:55 <sbp> sounds like Turkey are having the best of it now...
20:07:08 <sbp> ah, they've just identified as BBC Radio 5 Live
20:07:09 <_bjoern> only tr names
20:07:15 *** bancus is now known as cizra
20:07:18 <_bjoern> PIXXX!!!!!!
20:07:26 <sbp> aw mang
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20:07:29 <sbp> still none here
20:07:35 <_bjoern> pwnage4u
20:07:38 <sbp> ah, here we go!
20:07:44 <_bjoern> grass still green
20:07:47 <_bjoern> turks still red
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20:07:53 <_bjoern> 1:1
20:07:57 <sbp> yep. all looks okay
20:08:00 <_bjoern> didn't miss much really.
20:08:02 <sbp> no overlay here though
20:08:06 <sbp> ah, a power failure
20:08:15 <_bjoern> they switched sound now
20:08:19 <_bjoern> it's ... crappy sound.
20:08:31 <sbp> everything's the same here except for score and time overlay missing
20:08:53 <_bjoern> it's very very very noisy, among other things.
20:09:16 <sbp> overlay back
20:09:17 <_bjoern> Merkel pixx now
20:09:54 <sbp> you'd think they'd have a backup generator
20:10:36 <_bjoern> us they told not what fault it may have been
20:10:44 <_bjoern> in fact, they didn't talk about it at all
20:11:22 <nslater> also... swhackspam
20:11:24 <nslater> .title http://damienkatz.net/2008/06/apache-couchdb-080-escapes.html
20:11:25 <phenny> nslater: Damien Katz: Apache CouchDB 0.8.0 escapes!
20:11:29 <sbp> AHHHH
20:11:35 * nslater cracks open champaign
20:11:39 <nslater> partai tiem
20:11:43 <sbp> .yi
20:11:43 <phenny> Not yet...
20:11:46 <sbp> ny
20:11:49 <nslater> :(
20:11:57 <_bjoern> I have beers, vodka, wine, and 2003 Riesling
20:12:11 *** edsu is now known as tako
20:12:14 <sbp> and OOGOR
20:12:22 <_bjoern> edsu is tako?
20:12:35 <sbp> Swhack! starring edsu as tako!
20:12:43 <nslater> haha
20:12:48 <tako> TAKO
20:12:53 * sbp very disappointed for teh Arnia
20:13:39 <sbp> boggles the brane
20:13:47 <nslater> check it out: http://stuffedcompany.com/sasha.html
20:13:51 <nslater> .title
20:13:51 <phenny> nslater: Stuffed Company - Sasha Bunny
20:13:56 *** cizra is now known as bancus
20:13:56 <tako> sbp: i figure it's easier to change my nick than my technology stack
20:13:59 <sbp> SFW?
20:14:02 <nslater> yes
20:14:11 <nslater> not safe for mind, though
20:14:17 <sbp> barely
20:14:35 <nslater> haha, are you kidding? stuffed bunnies aren't safe for work anymore?
20:14:38 <nslater> what IS the world comming to
20:14:51 <sbp> Merkel adjusting her glasses in disgust
20:14:56 <nslater> lol
20:15:01 <nslater> http://stuffedcompany.com/honeybear.html
20:15:02 <nslater> oh my
20:15:18 <_bjoern> ur so not watchin nslater
20:15:34 <_bjoern> 20min
20:15:42 <nslater> http://www.stuffedcompany.com/cpg1410/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=1
20:15:49 <nslater> he looks happy
20:16:11 <sbp> yeah mang, watch gamez
20:16:22 <nslater> hmmzwhatnow?
20:16:25 <sbp> Schweinsteiger winning distances
20:16:39 <_bjoern> distpwnlist
20:16:54 <sbp> Motty notes that it feels like it's going to piss it down soon
20:16:57 <_bjoern> ENOWIN
20:16:59 <sbp> wonder if it'll got to ET
20:17:08 <sbp> s/got/go/
20:17:13 <sbp> good shot
20:17:31 <_bjoern> yeah, the goal was mispositioned however.
20:17:37 <sbp> heh, heh
20:17:38 <sbp> are we still on one yellow?
20:17:46 <sbp> glad we didn't do a cards drinking game
20:17:56 <sbp> we'd be pretty thirsty right now
20:18:01 <_bjoern> I neither saw nor heard about any other.
20:18:51 <_bjoern> only one card Semih Sentürk (Türkei, 53.)
20:19:48 <sbp> I wonder if it's time for some subs
20:19:51 <sbp> throw on some Chinese players
20:19:58 <_bjoern> YES
20:20:02 <_bjoern> China ftw
20:20:17 <nslater> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7472722.stm
20:20:18 <nslater> wtf
20:20:18 <phenny> nslater: BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Dubai plans 'moving' skyscraper
20:20:26 <_bjoern> someone should just stand on the ball for a minute
20:20:35 <_bjoern> then go all "SHUT UP!!"
20:20:46 <nslater> seriously, wtf
20:20:48 <_bjoern> trying to concentrate here
20:20:53 <sbp> there's an advert here which advocates a "six-pack" formation, where six players gather around someone with the ball and basically prevent anyone else from reaching it
20:21:03 <sbp> which actually sounds like a pretty good idea to me
20:21:08 <sbp> oh, picture gone again!
20:21:11 <_bjoern> AGAIN FAIL
20:21:13 <_bjoern> PIX GONE
20:21:17 <_bjoern> SND GONE
20:21:34 <sbp> we switched almost instantly to BBC Radio Five Live again
20:21:38 <_bjoern> raw material collectors collected another power station / land lines
20:21:51 <_bjoern> here not instant but switched 2
20:22:10 <sbp> they must've fired the wrong guy
20:22:23 <_bjoern> now fired right guy apparently
20:22:40 <sbp> "the problem's being caused by thunderstorms which is affecting power supplies"
20:22:47 <_bjoern> now swiss tv pix
20:22:49 <sbp> according to another voiceover
20:22:53 <sbp> awesome
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20:23:02 <sbp> I want Swiss TV pix too
20:23:10 <_bjoern> yeah we've quite some END IS NEAR weather here
20:23:15 <sbp> ooh
20:23:15 <_bjoern> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:23:16 <sbp> 2-1
20:23:16 <_bjoern> !!!!!!!!!!!!
20:23:19 <sbp> heard, not seen
20:23:21 <sbp> Klose
20:23:31 <melbel> did it turn EXCITING because you can't watch?
20:23:35 <sbp> hehe
20:23:36 <_bjoern> it's impossible to miss here
20:23:39 <sbp> turned annoying
20:23:44 <sbp> you saw the goal I suppose?
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20:23:50 <sbp> envies
20:23:50 <_bjoern> YAH
20:24:01 <_bjoern> was pretty lol
20:24:03 <sbp> pix back here
20:24:10 <sbp> not sound though
20:24:16 <sbp> ha, and we just missed the replay
20:24:23 <_bjoern> yes.
20:24:30 <sbp> utter fail
20:24:52 <_bjoern> I wonder what's happend on those public viewing fan miles while the pix were gone
20:24:59 <sbp> it's weird having radio commentary over a television picture
20:25:02 <sbp> somehow you can tell...
20:25:05 <sbp> they're describing way too much
20:25:13 <sbp> speaking too often
20:25:15 <_bjoern> swiss tv pix + radio comments?
20:25:25 <sbp> the pix seems to be generic
20:26:26 <_bjoern> Turks found a non-suspended player and put him in
20:26:41 <_bjoern> nodding, the uefa provides and censors them I think.
20:26:42 <sbp> hehe. one of the suspended ones in disguise
20:26:50 <_bjoern> probably
20:27:09 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Döner"?
20:27:09 <phenny> _bjoern: "Döner" (de to en, translate.google.com)
20:27:24 <_bjoern> phenny, "Döner"?
20:27:24 <phenny> _bjoern: The tr to en translation failed, sorry!
20:27:25 <sbp> still waiting for that dict.leo.de module!
20:27:36 <sbp> tr to en? ehwhats?
20:27:44 <_bjoern> more players in disguise
20:27:59 <_bjoern> .wik Döner kebab
20:27:59 <phenny> "Döner kebab (Turkish döner kebap, literally 'turning roast'), is a Turkish dish made of meat cooked on a vertical spit and sliced off to order." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Döner_kebab
20:28:02 <sbp> ah, they just showed the replay again
20:28:03 <_bjoern> now weird sound
20:28:05 <_bjoern> echoing
20:28:18 <_bjoern> Merkel like Duracel bunny
20:28:21 <sbp> Merkel very happy, almost orgasmic
20:28:32 <_bjoern> I liked my comparison better.
20:28:34 <sbp> yeah
20:28:41 <_bjoern> also:
20:28:44 * _bjoern <- first
20:28:52 <sbp> well my statement was longer
20:28:57 <sbp> so it took longer to type
20:28:58 <nslater> hahaha, http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/moonhoax.html
20:28:58 <_bjoern> .
20:28:59 <nslater> ,title
20:29:01 <nslater> .title
20:29:02 <phenny> nslater: The Great Moon Hoax
20:29:11 <_bjoern> We don't care for your links nslater
20:29:17 <nslater> foad
20:29:21 <sbp> what's the time? do you have a time overlay?
20:29:24 <nslater> it's a good link
20:29:32 <_bjoern> 6 min
20:29:35 <sbp> ah, yeah
20:29:51 <sbp> in!
20:29:52 <sbp> 2-2!
20:30:04 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Durch die Unterhose"?
20:30:05 <phenny> _bjoern: "The underpants" (de to en, translate.google.com)
20:30:09 <sbp> the radio commentary is a wee bit ahead, apparently. heh
20:30:16 <_bjoern> through the underpants, was the comment
20:30:33 <_bjoern> 4 min regular
20:30:42 <sbp> awesome game of awesomes
20:30:57 <_bjoern> almost no sounds here, people missed it, too shocked?
20:30:57 <sbp> Turkish coach crying?
20:30:59 <_bjoern> I don't know.
20:31:17 <_bjoern> now good time for Merkel pix replay.
20:31:30 <sbp> someone's on the pitch
20:31:33 <sbp> can't see it, damn
20:31:46 <sbp> lost sound now too. can hear crowd noise only
20:31:50 <_bjoern> klose + some turk marriage?
20:31:54 <sbp> ah!
20:31:59 <sbp> normal commentator back
20:32:01 <deltab> what's the point of 302? it's just showing the same thing as 1
20:32:20 <sbp> 302? oh, is it a regional channel?
20:32:21 <_bjoern> one permanent the other temporary
20:32:21 <Monty> boggles the world comming to be pretty lol
20:32:25 <sbp> BBC 1 NI etc.?
20:32:31 <deltab> sbp: BBCi
20:32:39 <sbp> ah, hmm. not sure
20:32:51 <sbp> an HD signal perhaps?
20:32:52 <_bjoern> this is too confused and chaotic and noisy now!
20:33:02 <deltab> maybe it's meant to be alternate cameras
20:33:10 <deltab> no HD on Freeview
20:33:17 <sbp> not much they can show really that's alternate
20:33:19 <_bjoern> lolfail :/
20:33:34 <_bjoern> lolfail :)
20:33:39 <sbp> heheh
20:33:53 <_bjoern> 50s regular
20:34:02 <sbp> last minute of regular time
20:34:12 <sbp> 9h
20:34:13 <_bjoern> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:34:14 <_bjoern> !!!!!!!!!!!
20:34:14 <sbp> er...
20:34:15 <_bjoern> !!!!!!!!!!
20:34:15 <sbp> yeah
20:34:16 <sbp> heh
20:34:18 <sbp> 3-2 Germany
20:34:22 <sbp> dear oh dear
20:34:29 <sbp> don't think Turkey are going to pull another Turkey here
20:34:31 <_bjoern> now LOTS of noises here
20:34:33 <sbp> Lahm, was it?
20:34:35 <sbp> I'll bet
20:34:38 <_bjoern> ithink
20:34:54 <_bjoern> was pretty cool
20:34:59 <sbp> yeah, that was good
20:35:03 <sbp> sorta came out of nowhere
20:35:09 <_bjoern> yeah
20:35:15 <_bjoern> PIX GONE AGAIN
20:35:17 <sbp> pix a bit ... yeah
20:35:18 <_bjoern> PIX BACK AGAIN
20:35:20 <sbp> they're back here
20:35:21 <sbp> heh
20:35:22 <_bjoern> SOUND GONE
20:35:36 <sbp> something's going on on the touchline
20:35:42 <sbp> not entirely clear what though
20:35:50 <sbp> some row between the official and the sub
20:36:00 <sbp> three minutes added time
20:36:05 <sbp> one already played
20:36:11 <_bjoern> 80s
20:36:18 <_bjoern> fireworks here already
20:36:24 <_bjoern> Tümer in now
20:36:31 <_bjoern> klose out