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00:31:50 <bjoern_> hmm http://xkcd.com/442/
00:34:37 <bjoern_> phenny, tell sbp http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080705.html
00:34:37 <phenny> bjoern_: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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00:36:40 <melbel> boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada
00:36:47 <melbel> an Morbus!
00:37:56 <bjoern_> nice title http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080629.html
00:37:58 <bjoern_> .title
00:37:59 <phenny> bjoern_: APOD: 2008 June 29 - Shadow of a Martian Robot
00:47:37 <bjoern_> .gcs "praying for death" "praying for life"
00:47:38 <phenny> "praying for life" (103,000), "praying for death" (28,100)
00:47:48 <bjoern_> y o y
01:02:37 <bjoern_> ahaha "quo errat demonstrator"
01:11:23 <zachb> I don't get it
01:11:40 <zachb> why it be so ahahay?
01:13:18 <bjoern_> As a general rule, it's not funny if you have to explain it.
01:14:14 <zachb> Generally
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01:22:23 <kpreid> bjoern_: is "errat" misspelled?
01:23:10 <bjoern_> you could say yes, deliberately
01:23:32 <bjoern_> .ety err
01:23:33 <phenny> "1303, from O.Fr. errer, from L. errare 'wander, go astray, be in error' (a general Gmc. borrowing, cf. O.H.G. arunti 'message,' O.N. erendi, Goth. airziþa 'error, deception'), from PIE base *ers- 'wander around' (cf. Skt. arsati 'flows,' O.E. ierre 'angry, straying')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=err
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07:32:00 <cre8radix> hey
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07:57:29 <Arnia> hm... iPhone preorder
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07:59:08 <cre8radix> .calc 99 USD in Euro
07:59:10 <phenny> 99 USD in Euro = 63.3673 Euro
08:04:27 <Arnia> .calc £45 per month in USD per month
08:04:30 <phenny> £45 per month in USD per month = 2.3341671989532903780e+8 s dollar (unknown unit type) per -> 2.6297438312232000000e+6 s dollar (unknown unit type) per USD per month
08:04:43 <Arnia> .c £45 per month in USD per month
08:04:44 <phenny> (UK£ 45) per month = 89.1585 U.S. dollars per month
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08:04:52 <Monty2> yo libby!
08:05:18 <Arnia> Which is, terrifyingly, cheaper than my existing tariff now my needs have changed
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08:25:47 <xover> phenny: tell sbp <http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0369.html>, and then <http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0378.html>. :-)
08:25:47 <phenny> xover: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
08:27:43 <xover> phenny: tell sbp Also: http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0366.html
08:27:44 <phenny> xover: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
08:32:52 <sbp> yo
08:32:52 <phenny> sbp: 00:34Z <bjoern_> tell sbp http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080705.html
08:32:54 <phenny> sbp: 08:01Z <MoiraA> tell sbp goodbye and I will look forward to a get well card sent to ward 16 of the freeman hospital
08:32:56 <phenny> sbp: 08:25Z <xover> tell sbp <http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0369.html>, and then <http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0378.html>. :-)
08:32:57 <phenny> sbp: 08:27Z <xover> tell sbp Also: http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0366.html
08:33:43 <sbp> pouring: hehe
08:34:34 <sbp> seen the apod before, I think; totals awesome
08:36:08 <xover> .title http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2008/0362.html
08:36:09 <phenny> xover: SHAKSPER 2008: Are Those Shakespeare's "Balls"?
08:37:46 <sbp> heh, yeah, I saw that
08:37:52 <sbp> my opinion: it's obviously by Shakespeare
08:38:13 <sbp> where obviously is the whole intuitionistic stylometrics thing... :-)
08:38:37 <xover> I'm not qualified to comment, but I'm deeply dubious of anything relying on internal evidence and stylometry.
08:40:56 <xover> Oh, speaking of which; your TN thing ought perhaps go up on shaksper.net.
08:45:58 <sbp> well the external evidence is good too
08:46:13 <sbp> the poster is all dubious about the provenance of the Sonnets
08:46:26 <sbp> but there are a few bits of evidence for its authorised printing
08:46:41 <sbp> Katherine Duncan-Jones points 'em out; I haven't fully reviewed them
08:46:48 <sbp> but I discovered a bundle of them independently too
08:49:19 <xover> Hmm. I wonder why all Hamlet productions show Elsinore as a castel in ruins. I don't recall that from the play.
08:49:35 <sbp> good question! me neither
08:50:23 <xover> e.g. <http://www.playshakespeare.com/jlm/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/000_0004.jpg>.
08:50:43 <xover> Oh, sorry; nevermind. That was for Macbeth.
08:51:00 <xover> But the point still stands.
08:51:04 <sbp> heh
08:51:15 <sbp> well I'm pretty sure Elsinore is intact
08:51:34 <sbp> they're preparing for war, people are standing sentinal (so there must be some high bits)
08:51:44 <sbp> they keep revels inside, there are plenty of private rooms and stuff
08:51:57 <xover> Hmm. But both Macbeth and Hamlet are set, or at least invokes, antiquity; no?
08:52:13 <sbp> yes, but antiquity doesn't mean ruin
08:52:27 <sbp> all the ruins that we have *from* antiquity were once intact... :-)
08:52:34 <xover> No, but it might have started as a way to subtly suggest the era to the audience.
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08:53:02 <sbp> well Shakespeare wouldn't have had Ophelia call for a coach if he cared too much about unity... :-)
08:53:27 <sbp> though that argument works both ways I guess
08:54:21 <xover> Hmm. What other plays have their plot set so far back, relatively speaking, as Hamlet and Macbeth?
08:54:29 <xover> Julius Caesar?
08:54:39 <sbp> oh, loads. if you mean as far or further
08:55:03 <sbp> Timon of Athens, Pericles, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Antony and Cleopatra, Cymbeline, King Lear, Coriolanus, Comedy of Errors...
08:55:17 <xover> Hmm.
08:55:19 <sbp> &c.; possibly half the canon
08:55:34 <sbp> and, in fact, there's only one contemporary play
08:55:44 <sbp> The Merry Wives of Windsor (though that has Falstaff in it!)
08:56:13 <xover> The Henry VI arc is “contemporary” for these urposes I think.
08:56:50 <sbp> .c 1592 - 1471
08:56:51 <phenny> 1 592 - 1 471 = 121
08:56:55 <sbp> .c 2008 - 121
08:56:56 <phenny> 2 008 - 121 = 1 887
08:57:04 <sbp> only as contemporary as a play set in 1887 would be now
08:57:48 <xover> Hmm.
08:59:05 <xover> .wik Macbeth of Scotland
08:59:05 <phenny> "Mac Bethad mac Findlaích (Modern Gaelic: MacBheatha mac Fhionnlaigh),[1]| anglicised as Macbeth, and nicknamed Rí Deircc, 'the Red King'[2]| (died 15 August 1057), was King of Scots (also known as the King of Alba) from 1040 until his death." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macbeth_of_Scotland
08:59:57 <xover> Hmm. But of course, Henry III (if we assume a hand) is ~1200).
09:00:10 <sbp> Edward III?
09:00:29 <sbp> c.1350
09:00:58 <xover> .wik Henry III of England
09:00:59 <phenny> "Henry III (1 October 1207 – 16 November 1272) was the son and successor of John 'Lackland' as King of England, reigning for fifty-six years from 1216 to his death." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_England
09:01:03 <xover> Oh, right.
09:03:05 <xover> And I think it's Shapiro that phrases it like that whole cycle is really focussed on Henry VI, the rest providing context or backstory, which would make the era invoked actually ~1450.
09:03:46 <xover> ANyways, the point being I'm willing to strike that whole cycle as “contemporary” for these purposes.
09:04:13 <sbp> what, Henry 4, 6, and Richard 3?
09:04:48 <xover> And probably V as well.
09:05:08 <sbp> oh right
09:05:10 <xover> Hmm. Or even all the histories, apart from possibly King John.
09:05:20 <sbp> and actually, I'm not sure why I read that Richard 3 was part of a tetralogy
09:05:36 <sbp> there's two kings between H6 and R3
09:05:48 <xover> Thinking of Edward III maybe?
09:06:19 <xover> (that's the one I had in mind when talking about Henry III).
09:07:28 <xover> What do we feel about that attribution by the way?
09:07:59 <sbp> nope, pretty sure I've seen H6 and R3 described as a tetralogy... possibly in Shapiro even?
09:08:13 <sbp> attribution: consensus is very strong for E3
09:08:23 <sbp> that Shakespeare had at least a hand in it
09:08:30 <xover> Has it been dated any closer than date of publication?
09:08:41 <sbp> nope, not as far as I know
09:08:49 <sbp> very tricky with plays like that
09:08:54 <xover> ie. does the dating suggest it possible that it's early and/or a collaboration?
09:09:04 <sbp> well it's certainly early
09:09:09 <sbp> and probably a collaboration
09:09:28 <xover> «It picks up the story from Henry VI, Part III and concludes the historical series that stretches back to Richard II.»
09:09:36 <xover> (R3, that is)
09:09:43 <xover> (Wikipedia)
09:09:56 <sbp> hmm
09:13:43 <xover> .gcs "What you will" "As you like it"
09:13:44 <phenny> "What you will" (57,100,000), "As you like it" (2,890,000)
09:13:58 <sbp> .gc "All is True"
09:13:59 <phenny> "All is True": 971,000
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09:21:36 <sbp> “duology (2), trilogy (3), tetralogy (4), [pentalogy (5)], hexology (6), heptalogy (7), octology (8), ennealogy (9), decology (10)” - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pentalogy
09:21:59 <sbp> .gcs duology trilogy tetralogy pentalogy
09:22:01 <phenny> trilogy (44,000,000), tetralogy (575,000), duology (90,800), pentalogy (25,400)
09:22:20 <sbp> .gcs hexology heptalogy octology ennealogy decology
09:22:23 <phenny> decology (8,150), hexology (6,520), octology (5,900), heptalogy (3,700), ennealogy (82)
09:22:30 <xover> Hmm. Why is Sir John Oldcastle still listed as an Apocryphal Shaks play?
09:22:53 <sbp> presumably because it has at some time been thought to be by Shakespeare
09:23:28 <sbp> so, practically any Elizajacobean play... :-)
09:23:38 <xover> Aparently, it's a complete turnaround for the Falstaff in the canon, and was first acted by the Admiral's Men.
09:23:56 <sbp> we know it was a collaboration of four authors, don't we?
09:24:02 <xover> It makes pretty much zero sense to me.
09:24:04 <sbp> Munday, Dekker, et al. or something
09:24:17 <xover> Anthony Munday, Michael Drayton, Richard Hathwaye and Robert Wilson.
09:24:28 <sbp> thanks
09:24:37 <sbp> Drayton? fun
09:24:57 <xover> «The Diary of Philip Henslowe records that the play was written by […]»
09:25:14 <xover> «An entry in Henslowe's Diary records a later payment to Drayton for a second part to the play,which has not survived; […]»
09:25:47 <xover> Ah, right: «In 1664, the play was one of the seven dramas added to the second impression of the Shakespeare Third Folio by publisher Philip Chetwinde.»
09:26:03 <sbp> also published as a quarto in his name in 1619
09:26:23 <xover> I suppose it makes sense to explicitly list it as apocryphal then.
09:26:35 <sbp> funny how whacking Shakespeare's name on something made it more profitable even then
09:27:07 <xover> Adn yet George Lucas and Star Wars gets all the credit for inventing merchantising
09:27:13 <sbp> heh, heh
09:27:50 <sbp> it's claimed that Michael Drayton was at the party that caused Shakespeare's death, by the way
09:28:03 <sbp> claimed by a 17th century vicar in Stratford
09:28:29 <sbp> same one that claimed he "dyed a papist", I think
09:29:53 <xover> Hmm. And apparently published a sequence of sonnets about an (eventually) unattainable love.
09:32:36 <xover> Hmm. And Ben Jonson wrote some memorial lines for him.
09:34:07 <sbp> dyed a papist was from a different source, it appears
09:34:10 <xover> Right, John Ward was the vicar.
09:35:01 <sbp> John Hall had treated Drayton, by the way
09:35:30 <xover> His arse-gut had fallen out too?
09:37:04 <xover> .gc arse-gut
09:37:05 <phenny> arse-gut: 593
09:38:17 <sbp> heh, heh
09:38:27 <sbp> SS++
09:39:14 <sbp> Ward was apparently living with a Mr Brooks
09:39:24 <sbp> and the note was written at about the time that Judith died
09:39:45 <sbp> would be nice to know more about Ward
09:40:53 <xover> Well, if he was “living” wih Mr Brooks, I think we can speculate that his arse-gut as well was in danger of falling out.
09:41:29 <xover> All in all, I think we can summarise the bulk of Shakesperean scholarship as arse-guts falling, or in danger of falling, out.
09:41:49 <xover> In fact, that will be the title of my Shakespeare biography: Arse-Gut!
09:41:57 <sbp> hehe
09:42:20 <sbp> well it says at Mr Brooks his house
09:42:42 <sbp> perhaps he was renting $portion of it, or all
09:43:21 <xover> Elizajacobean goatse!
09:43:31 <sbp> omg
09:44:23 <sbp> xover: ooh:
09:44:25 <sbp> .title http://books.google.com/books?id=XZ0LAAAAYAAJ
09:44:27 <phenny> sbp: Diary of the Rev. John Ward, A. M ... - Google Book Search
09:47:02 <Louie`> Is it possible to make a timer with phenny? So she runs a function every hour for example.
09:47:25 <Louie`> never succeed myself.
09:48:13 <sbp> the preface is funny
09:48:30 <sbp> Louie`: dunno, never tried it
09:49:06 <xover> H,, Charles Severn.
09:49:21 <sbp> hmm, born 1629
09:49:34 <Louie`> I'm trying to make a script that makes her check a forum every hour for new posts
09:49:42 <Louie`> It works on a trigger but I would like a timer instead.
09:50:03 <deltab> dyed a papist? what colour?
09:50:08 <sbp> 1652 took MA at Oxford
09:50:13 <sbp> deltab: hehe, yeah, that's what I've been wondering
09:50:45 <sbp> s/took/received/
09:51:10 <deltab> phenny does reminders, right?
09:51:41 <Louie`> If she can remind ther must be some timer function.
09:52:26 <sbp> interesting; Ward was studying to practice medicine in the country
09:52:39 <sbp> she doesn't do timed reminders
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09:52:47 <sbp> she used to, but that was with the old framework
09:53:08 <sbp> I'd just run while True: stuff; time.sleep(N) in a thread
09:53:18 <kwijibo> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23979955-23109,00.html
09:53:19 <sbp> if that doesn't work, then I'd give up :-)
09:53:20 * kwijibo amazed
09:53:20 <sbp> .title
09:53:21 <phenny> sbp: Chess boxers slug it out | NEWS.com.au
09:53:48 <kwijibo> "a game that requires equal skill at moving pawns and throwing punches."
09:55:55 <sbp> [[[
09:55:56 <sbp> Mr. Ward was appointed to the vicarage of
09:55:56 <sbp> Stratford-upon-Avon in the year 1662 by King
09:55:56 <sbp> Charles the Second ; the preceding vicar, Mr.
09:55:56 <sbp> Alexander Bean,* who had been appointed by
09:55:56 <sbp> the Cromwell party, having been removed at the
09:55:58 <sbp> Restoration.
09:56:00 <sbp> ]]]
09:57:18 <bjoern_> nu
09:59:59 <sbp> nu?
10:00:32 <bjoern_> iz nu yo
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10:07:17 <sbp> hmm. n[o] [yo]u
10:07:19 <sbp> oyo
10:07:39 <bjoern_> I think I used "y o y" yesterday.
10:07:54 <bjoern_> oyo is naughty btw.
10:08:05 <sbp> [[[
10:08:06 <sbp> Nick Culpepper says that a physitian without
10:08:06 <sbp> astrologie is like a pudden without fat.
10:08:07 <sbp> ]]]
10:08:16 <bjoern_> c?
10:09:53 <sbp> [[[
10:09:53 <sbp> King James used to say merrily, he had
10:09:54 <sbp> three things which no prince ever had — a
10:09:54 <sbp> secretarie that could not write, a bishop that
10:09:54 <sbp> could not preach, and something else.
10:09:55 <sbp> ]]]
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10:17:43 <sbp> [[[
10:17:43 <sbp> Dr. Dolphine telling his patients they must
10:17:44 <sbp> abstaine from windie meats, they asked him
10:17:44 <sbp> what windie meats are; hee tells them, bellows,
10:17:44 <sbp> and bagpipes, and trumpets, and such
10:17:44 <sbp> things.
10:17:46 <sbp> ]]]
10:26:14 <sbp> he talks about the Arden family, Alleyn, and Fletcher...
10:26:15 <Louie`> If I want to use phenny to say something in a special channel how do I do, is there any phenny.say(#channel, "message") ?
10:26:28 <sbp> special channel?
10:26:38 <sbp> phenny.msg('#channel', 'message')
10:28:39 <Louie`> Thank you
10:29:07 <Louie`> Do I have to import something when I get the "NameError: global name 'phenny' is not defined"-error.
10:31:23 <xover> heh. .wik Judith QUiney refers to a book on her life on Google Books, which page refers to… .wik Judith Quiney. :-)
10:32:42 <sbp> ha
10:32:49 <sbp> hmm, he saw a Jonson play
10:39:39 <nelix> Louie`: phenny should be defined in the function defanition
10:39:47 <bjoern_> lolly http://esw.w3.org/topic/HTML/EmailLists
10:39:53 <nelix> ie def whatever(phenny,msg):
10:40:12 <Louie`> nelix: yea, thank you, just solved it :)
10:40:42 <sbp> several references to the Quineys too
11:35:10 <bjoern_> I want to make a INSERT INTO foo SELECT ... query that only inserts something if `foo` is empty. Ideas?
11:35:31 <bjoern_> The query should take near zero time if foo is not empty.
11:35:35 <bjoern_> in SQLite
11:41:03 <xover> .weather Tromsø
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11:42:26 <phenny> Scattered, 11℃, 1011mb, Gentle breeze 5m/s (10kt) (↑) - ENTC 13:20, 1120Z
11:50:54 <sbp> .title http://classicpersuasion.org/pw/cicero/dnv2-1.htm
11:50:56 <phenny> sbp: Cicero's De Inventione, Book II, translated by C. D. Yonge, at Peitho's Web
12:05:35 <bjoern_> .gc +mycroformat
12:05:35 <phenny> +mycroformat: 0
12:05:53 <bjoern_> .gc +mücroformat
12:05:53 <phenny> +mücroformat: 0
12:06:09 <sbp> .gc +mucroformat
12:06:10 <phenny> +mucroformat: 0
12:06:19 <bjoern_> .gc +nucroformat
12:06:19 <phenny> +nucroformat: 0
12:07:10 <nsh> n5h, get behind thee
12:07:11 <n5h> ugh. ugh. timesonline.co.uk is flashraping by browser and eyes. and how they can be. true.
12:07:21 <sbp> hehe
12:07:23 * nsh is dubious
12:07:28 <nsh> i never use that many periods
12:07:31 <sbp> .gc flashrape
12:07:32 <phenny> flashrape: 20
12:07:40 <nsh> n5h, be more multiclausal, mah bah
12:07:42 <n5h> so's your face. you're generated from the mundane yet. or maybe the only thing to say. such an art if it didn't involve effort. for a numbers round.
12:07:58 <bjoern_> flashrape is the new shitrude mindfuck.
12:08:17 <nsh> .gc flashrape porn
12:08:17 <sbp> what's the new clusterfuck, then?
12:08:18 <phenny> flashrape porn: 1
12:08:18 <Monty2> potty mouth!
12:08:25 <sbp> Monty2: PORN
12:08:27 <nsh> .g flashrape porn
12:08:27 <phenny> nsh: http://england.isonfire.com/FORUM/topic.cfm?F=3327
12:08:28 <Monty2> wonder why wirelessirc and then, for him.
12:10:02 <sbp> .gc drudgehole
12:10:03 <phenny> drudgehole: 1
12:10:29 <nsh> HORIZONTAL SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:10:38 <sbp> “... any assumptions based on a name; Florabunda had been a dust bowl and Drudgehole the most beautiful world he had seen this side of the Corporate Sector. ...”
12:10:38 <bjoern_> k
12:10:49 <nsh> "avant-phone sex tats whats uptwilight pictures sexdownload game sex virtualmd sex 0ffender regestryyoung school girl sex fetwashington sex scandalman old sex videoadult shower sexwomen seeking sex plano txrealcouples sexr kelly full sex tapeteammate sexmil sex encountershbo and real sexoffica sexportland oregon sex couplesdating grande prairie sex sitefrenum piercing effects on sexwomen forums from behind sexwomen having sex with beasts searchfree sex rooms n
12:11:01 <nsh> " -http://england.isonfire.com/FORUM/topic.cfm?F=3327
12:11:01 <sbp> maybe it is YOUR scroll which is horizontal
12:11:08 <nsh> aha!
12:11:18 <bjoern_> n(mebbe)u?
12:11:21 <sbp> .gc avant-lard
12:11:21 <nsh> shall we say, one million us dollars?
12:11:22 <phenny> avant-lard: 235
12:11:44 <bjoern_> .gcs +floorceil +ceilfloor
12:11:45 <phenny> +ceilfloor (10,200), +floorceil (813)
12:12:01 <sbp> .gcs avant-bard avant-tard avant-guard -avant-hard avant-marred
12:12:05 <phenny> avant-guard (167,000), avant-tard (7,330), avant-bard (1,520), avant-marred (0), -avant-hard (0)
12:12:09 <sbp> WHOOPSES
12:12:10 <sbp> .gc avant-hard
12:12:12 <phenny> avant-hard: 23,800
12:12:12 <bjoern_> .gc aventshard
12:12:13 <phenny> aventshard: 0
12:12:26 <bjoern_> .gc avantshard
12:12:26 <phenny> avantshard: 4
12:12:42 <bjoern_> .gc avantyard
12:12:43 <phenny> avantyard: 15
12:12:48 <bjoern_> .gc avantdard
12:12:49 <phenny> avantdard: 10
12:12:55 <bjoern_> .gc avanttard
12:12:55 <phenny> avanttard: 710
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12:16:20 <nsh> .w scorbutic
12:16:20 <phenny> scorbutic a. 1: Of or relating to or having or resembling scurvy.
12:16:27 <nsh> .ety scorbutic
12:16:27 <phenny> "1655, from Mod.L. scorbuticus 'pertaining to scurvy,' from scorbutus 'scurvy,' from Fr. scorbut, apparently of Du. (scheurbuik) or Low Ger. (Scharbock) origin; see scurvy." - http://etymonline.com/?term=scorbutic
12:16:35 <nsh> .ety scurvy
12:16:36 <phenny> "c.1565, noun use of adj. scurvy (c.1425), variant of scurfy (see scurf)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=scurvy
12:16:42 <nsh> .ety scurf
12:16:42 <phenny> "late O.E. sceorf, from P.Gmc. *skurf- (cf. Dan. skurv, M.Du. scorf, Du. schurft, O.H.G. scorf, Ger. Schorf 'scurf'), probably from the same root as O.E. sceorfan 'to gnaw,' scearfian 'to cut into shreds.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=scurf
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12:47:45 <Morbus> .
12:47:45 <phenny> Morbus: 03 Jul 10:15Z <sbp> ask Morbus if he's ever doing any more nowpublic entries
12:47:57 <Morbus> phenny, tell sbp nowpublic > doubtful. why?
12:47:57 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
12:48:20 <Morbus> phenny, tell sbp nowpublic > if i did, it'd be mostly marketing stuff (ie., related to getting the word out on my shit)
12:48:20 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
12:58:25 <sbp> yo Morb
12:58:25 <phenny> sbp: 12:47Z <Morbus> tell sbp nowpublic > doubtful. why?
12:58:27 <phenny> sbp: 12:48Z <Morbus> tell sbp nowpublic > if i did, it'd be mostly marketing stuff (ie., related to getting the word out on my shit)
12:58:31 <sbp> was just wondering if I could unsubscribe or not
12:58:38 <Morbus> yeah, have a blast. you'll get it elsewhere.
12:58:39 <sbp> if there still may be marketing though, I'll keep subscribed
12:58:47 <Morbus> yeah, but you'd find it on disobey.com too.
12:58:48 <sbp> nah, I'm a compleeeeEetist!
12:58:53 * Morbus grins.
12:59:06 <sbp> I know you, you might hide a joke on one side
12:59:10 <sbp> and I'd all miss it and stuff
13:02:03 <Morbus> and then i'd be all "jesus, i thought you were my friend!"
13:02:07 <Morbus> and leave #swhack for a while.
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13:02:09 <Monty2> hi martianixor
13:02:22 <Morbus> and you'd drop to your knees, arms to the sky, crying out "but I told him this would happen! I did!"
13:02:24 <Morbus> but I WOULD SPURN THEE!
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13:27:23 <nsh> {{{{}}}}
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13:27:35 <sbp> Morbus: just like it was foretold in times of yore!
13:28:49 <nsh> .gs the times they are *
13:28:50 <phenny> the times they are *: changin (75), a-changin (14), a (9), a changin (2)
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13:38:08 <_bjoern> .c 2^16 * 2^8 bytes
13:38:10 <phenny> (2^16) * (2^8) bytes = 16 megabytes
13:38:29 <_bjoern> .c 2^16 * 2^8 * 2^8 bytes
13:38:30 <phenny> (2^16) * (2^8) * ((2^8) bytes) = 4 gigabytes
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14:48:45 <nsh> .ety cotery
14:48:46 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "cotery". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=cotery
14:48:50 <nsh> .ety coterie
14:48:50 <phenny> "1738, from Fr., originally an organization of peasants holding land from a feudal lord, from cotier 'tenant of a cote' (see cottage)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=coterie
14:49:10 <nsh> n5h, p2b tenantising the coteses
14:49:11 <n5h> weird.
14:49:16 <nsh> n5h, innitjus
14:49:17 <n5h> aye.
14:49:27 <nsh> n5h, here's to tersity.
14:49:29 <n5h> but it will kill you’ . . do i would last less than 10.
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15:10:14 <nsh> .ety hortatory
15:10:14 <phenny> "1576, from L.L. hortatorius 'encouraging, cheering,' from hortatus, pp. of hortari 'exhort, encourage,' intens. of horiri 'urge, incite, encourage,' from PIE base *gher- 'to like, want' (cf. O.E. giernan 'to strive, desire, yearn;' Goth. gairnei 'desire;' Gk. khresthai [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=hortatory
15:16:59 <clsn> .ety chrestomathy
15:17:00 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "chrestomathy". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=chrestomathy
15:27:04 <nsh> .wik Kentucky rifles
15:27:06 <phenny> "The term Long Rifle (or alternately Pennsylvania or 'Kentucky' Rifle) refers to a type of rifle used in early America by both military and civilians." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_rifle
15:27:19 <nsh> :-/
15:27:28 <nsh> i was hoping it was something like the eton rifles
15:30:07 <nsh> .gs taproot of *
15:30:08 <phenny> taproot of *: soviet (4), trust (3), violence (2), tradition (2), servant (2), seedling (2), saltcedar (2), raphanus (2), racism (2), nyimbale (2), most (2)
15:30:15 <nsh> .wik Raphanus
15:30:15 <phenny> "Raphanus is a genus within the flowering plant family Brassicaceae." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphanus
15:30:29 <nsh> .gs taproot of soviet *
15:30:30 <phenny> taproot of soviet *: society (20)
15:30:40 <nsh> .g "taproot of soviet society"
15:30:41 <phenny> nsh: http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0002-7294(196304)2%3A65%3A2%3C431%3ATTOSST%3E2.0.CO%3B2-C
15:30:46 <nsh> .title
15:30:49 <phenny> nsh: Cookie Absent
15:30:59 <nsh> j00isf4il
15:32:16 <nsh> in brighter news: i found an actually good blog
15:32:24 <nsh> http://adoredbyhordes.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html
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15:34:29 <Monty2> bah, it's danja__ again
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16:43:19 <sbp> phenny: tell _bjoern http://wonkette.com/359123/femas-tips-for-encountering-a-poison-crashing-satellite
16:43:19 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when _bjoern is around.
16:44:39 *** sbp changed the topic to: ""That's for the puppies in Haiti! That's for the puppies in Mexico!""
16:45:25 <sbp> .g election sperms
16:45:27 <phenny> sbp: http://community.comcast.net/comcastportal/board/message?board.id=cityhall&thread.id=227046
16:46:25 <sbp> “That's forgiveable, but he had a kilt-wearing lawyer in tow, a lawyer who before the conference began explained why he had to wear a kilt--in order to accommodate his exceptionally large genitalia in comfort. (Happened.)”
16:46:43 <zachb> Wow
16:48:23 <sbp> I just love "(happened)"
16:49:17 <zachb> I love the entire thing
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16:54:35 <sbp> http://g.photos.cx/magoo-eb.png
16:56:39 <sbp> our glorious currency: http://bp1.blogger.com/_TDjKlf8nn6Y/SEy7u_kUQTI/AAAAAAAABQI/r3iPGCi5xRg/s1600-h/euro1_reverse.jpg
16:56:44 <sbp> (except we don't use it)
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17:07:55 <Monty2> it's nsh!
17:08:16 <nsh> yo Monty2!
17:08:18 <Monty2> In my dreams, I smack worshippers :P
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17:13:10 <xover> Quite interesting that they have that star and line pointing at Norway, considering we've repeatedly voted to stay the hell out of the EU, much less the Euro.
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17:20:52 <Monty2> it's danja__!
17:23:51 <nsh> death to consolidation!
17:23:58 <nsh> .ety consolidate
17:23:59 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "consolidate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=consolidate
17:24:02 <nsh> .ety consolidation
17:24:03 <phenny> "c.1400, from L. consolidationem, from consolidare, from com- 'together' + solidare 'to make solid,' from solidus (see solid)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=consolidation
17:29:21 <_bjoern> I'd like one of those win-back-the-white-house jobs, assuming I don't need to go to USiania.
17:29:21 <phenny> _bjoern: 16:43Z <sbp> tell _bjoern http://wonkette.com/359123/femas-tips-for-encountering-a-poison-crashing-satellite
17:29:28 <sbp> xover: maybe it's like "you guys next!"
17:29:43 <_bjoern> Also, shouldn't the football sized debris be easily detectable in orbit?
17:30:03 <_bjoern> What's the size of a football compared to a tea pot?
17:30:13 <sbp> easily detectable by the military
17:30:20 <sbp> but they won't tell anybody else about classified space projects
17:30:32 <sbp> Russell's teapot is further out
17:31:29 <_bjoern> I vaguely recollect the swhack moment where we found out russel was wrong after all.
17:32:13 <_bjoern> http://swhack.com/logs/2007-10-28#T08-15-35
17:32:56 <sbp> 08:21:31 <bjoern_> there's also > 170t of junk on the moon
17:32:56 <sbp> 08:24:12 <sbp> at least that stays more or less put
17:32:56 <sbp> 08:24:34 <bjoern_> yeah, thanks to all that gravity on the moon
17:33:48 <sbp> .gc "Lex Loofah"
17:33:49 <phenny> "Lex Loofah": 3,590
17:34:34 <sbp> [[[
17:34:35 <sbp> A widely publicized such conversation included a scenario where O'Reilly would massage her with a loofah in the shower. At one point during the conversation, O'Reilly mistakenly referred to the loofah as "the falafel thing." "Falafel" eventually became a short-hand reference to the affair for O'Reilly's critics. Another conversation revealed that O'Reilly had been using a vibrator on himself.
17:34:42 <sbp> ]]] - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Mackris
17:37:24 <_bjoern> good logs, and http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=91998&title=billions-and-billions is still great
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17:40:37 <_bjoern> .gc cleetwood
17:40:38 <phenny> cleetwood: 24,200
17:40:46 <_bjoern> 08:31:12 <sbp> .gc cleetwood
17:40:46 <_bjoern> 08:31:15 <phenny> cleetwood: 827
17:41:38 <nsh> .gd loofah
17:41:39 <phenny> loofah: The fruit of any of several tropical vines of the gourd family. The dried insides of these gourds can be used as a sponge. ...
17:42:04 <_bjoern> tasty sponge
17:42:12 <nsh> was the falafel affair over the phone?
17:42:31 * nsh has trouble imagining a woman in physical proximity to o'reilly consenting to being massaged with a loofah
17:42:33 <sbp> _bjoern: that video was very funny
17:42:39 <sbp> appealing to stoned slackers everywhere!
17:42:52 <sbp> nsh: yeah, it was a sexual harrassment allegation
17:43:01 <nsh> ah
17:43:02 <nsh> makes sense
17:43:48 <sbp> cleetwood for earth wins
17:46:23 * sbp watches http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=91960&title=barack-obama-pt.-1&byDate=true
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17:54:50 <zachb> .gc whimsy
17:54:51 <phenny> whimsy: 4,360,000
17:55:02 <zachb> .gc wimsy
17:55:02 <phenny> wimsy: 10,200
17:55:20 <zachb> .gc wimsee
17:55:21 <phenny> wimsee: 350
17:55:42 <zachb> .gc wimsi
17:55:42 <phenny> wimsi: 5,280
17:55:51 <zachb> .gc wimci
17:55:51 <phenny> wimci: 755
17:56:03 <clsn> .gcs fancy ffansi
17:56:04 <phenny> fancy (104,000,000), ffansi (4,310)
18:02:07 <sbp> .gc "gaggle of douchebags"
18:02:09 <phenny> "gaggle of douchebags": 378
18:04:20 <thelsdj> Morbus: Nodiatis? heard anything about it?
18:05:38 <sbp> he's contracted it on three separate occasions
18:05:56 <thelsdj> trying to create a character to try it out, but with 26 classes, i can't bring myself to pick one without reading all the descriptions
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18:08:28 <Monty2> hey ja
18:09:17 <_bjoern> pick class h (#8)
18:09:35 <_bjoern> % perl -e "print 't'^'h'^'e'^'l'^'s'^'d'^'j'"
18:09:36 <_bjoern> h
18:09:44 <_bjoern> I would pick the first
18:09:45 <_bjoern> % perl -e "print '_'^'b'^'j'^'o'^'e'^'r'^'n'"
18:09:45 <_bjoern> A
18:10:02 <_bjoern> so woulde sbp
18:10:04 <thelsdj> only off by 1, i picked 9
18:10:12 <_bjoern> ☻
18:10:17 <_bjoern> .u ☻
18:10:17 <Monty2> "you"
18:10:19 <phenny> U+263B BLACK SMILING FACE (☻)
18:10:19 <phenny> U+263B BLACK SMILING FACE (☻)
18:10:29 <_bjoern> sbp hazza bugz
18:11:43 <_bjoern> xover is a v
18:12:00 <_bjoern> bjoern is a ▲
18:12:01 <_bjoern> .u ▲
18:12:03 <phenny> U+25B2 BLACK UP-POINTING TRIANGLE (▲)
18:12:38 <_bjoern> Arnia a U
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18:25:20 <sbp> .u ☻
18:25:21 <phenny> U+263B BLACK SMILING FACE (☻)
18:25:25 <sbp> hmm
18:25:39 <sbp> that very odd and rare threading bug, I suspect
18:26:42 <_bjoern> The face looks funny being all round and such
18:26:47 <sbp> ROUNDFACE
18:26:54 <sbp> SMILEWAX
18:26:58 <_bjoern> never looked like that under DOS or indeed the cmd.exe shell
18:27:26 <sbp> FACE ARMY
18:28:03 <_bjoern> ☺☺☺ ☻☻☻ ♥♥♥ (0x01, 0x02, and 0x03)
18:28:27 <_bjoern> ☺☻♥♦♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼
18:28:36 <procto> http://www.mockingeye.com/index.php/2008/07/07/moviesneak-stretch-your-movie-ticket-dollar/
18:28:40 <procto> just released :>
18:28:46 <_bjoern> ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѪº¿®¬½¼¡«»░▒▓│┤ÁÂÀ©╣║╗╝¢¥┐└┴┬├─┼ãÃ╚╔╩╦╠═╬¤ðÐÊËÈıÍÎÏ┘┌█▄¦Ì▀ÓßÔÒõÕµþÞÚÛÙýݯ´\-±‗¾¶§÷¸°¨·¹³²■
18:28:54 <sbp> CABINET OF LOL
18:29:04 <_bjoern> So many useful chars, not like latin1 and 1252
18:29:22 <sbp> what is ▒ useful for?
18:29:30 <_bjoern> ▒▒▒ CENSORED ▒▒▒
18:29:42 <sbp> well in that case what is ░ useful for?
18:29:58 <_bjoern> l33t drawings in warez group release notes
18:30:03 <sbp> hmm
18:30:11 <sbp> okay, what about ¢?
18:30:16 <sbp> you can't claim that's useful for anything
18:30:26 <sbp> because it's the symbol of a currency part in an imaginary country
18:31:21 <_bjoern> It's an A when writing l33t bottom to top
18:31:33 <sbp> ooh
18:31:54 <sbp> that won't work with all characters though, will it?
18:31:54 <_bjoern> I like the ¹³² ordering above
18:31:59 <sbp> I mean, there's nothing for o
18:32:15 <sbp> is ° a zero or an o?
18:32:49 <_bjoern> ACTION checks ☺☻♥♦♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~âÃüéâäà åçêëèïîìÃÃ
ÃæÃôöòûùÿÃÃø£ÃÃÆáÃóúñ꺿®¬½¼¡«»âââââ¤ÃÃéâ£ââ⢥âââ´â¬âââ¼Ã£Ãâââ©â¦â ââ¬Â¤Ã°ÃÃÃÃıÃÃÃââââ¦ÃâÃÃÃÃõõþÃÃÃÃýï´\-±â
18:33:07 <sbp> <_bjoern> ACTION checks ☺☻♥♦♫☼...
18:33:24 <sbp> you lost yer trailing \x01 mah manh
18:33:26 <sbp> ...g
18:33:34 <_bjoern> worked for my client!
18:33:51 <sbp> your client has elephant nads below its kilt
18:33:55 <_bjoern> I think a 0 is a suitable o
18:34:12 <_bjoern> but we really should compare this in the right dos font
18:34:33 <nslater> oh man...
18:34:36 <nslater> http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=138092
18:34:39 <nslater> .title
18:34:45 <phenny> nslater: #138092 - irssi-scripts: inappropriate ractist and other offensive material - Debian Bug report logs
18:34:55 <nslater> the mainatiner's response and P.S. is brilliant
18:35:31 <_bjoern> you should make a summary of the good lines so we can steal them
18:35:46 <nslater> "Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy's retinas burn clean off"
18:35:50 <sbp> “I never wanted to offense anybody in such a way.”
18:35:53 <_bjoern> the retina one seems popular
18:35:57 <_bjoern> quoted many times
18:35:59 <nslater> oh man: An IRC
18:36:00 <nslater> client has no business being racist.
18:36:17 <sbp> I like how the bug is closed in the top 3% of the thread
18:36:25 <nslater> yeah, totally
18:36:38 <nslater> [[[
18:36:38 <nslater> You are kidding right? IRC is extremely inappropriate for a child to
18:36:39 <nslater> use, period. You are way off base, your perspective is badly skewed
18:36:39 <nslater> and I fear for the safety of your daughter online. I wish her the
18:36:39 <nslater> best of luck with such poor guidance to grow with.
18:36:41 <nslater> ]]]
18:36:44 <nslater> haha
18:36:54 <nslater> sounds almost like a threat :p
18:37:19 <_bjoern> I had my first IRC encounter when fighting my first internet bill with the help of lesbian groups.
18:37:51 <sbp> [[[
18:37:52 <sbp> I personally find redneck jokes great. I'm from the south, born and
18:37:52 <sbp> raised and I REALLY don't ever want to see my family tree.
18:37:52 <sbp> ]]]
18:37:59 <nslater> ha
18:38:18 <nslater> why the hell did it go on so long
18:38:22 <_bjoern> "Hey!! Someone wrote SUX in the man page to ls"
18:38:45 <sbp> [[[
18:38:46 <sbp> Steve Langasek
18:38:46 <sbp> postmodern programmer
18:38:47 <sbp> ]]]
18:39:17 <_bjoern> [[[
18:39:20 <_bjoern> Mr. Long,
18:39:20 <_bjoern> I don't know how old your daughter is, but I'm 100% sure that she will be
18:39:20 <_bjoern> exposed to more content that you deem inappropriate than you could
18:39:20 <_bjoern> possibly control. Perhaps instead of trying to protect your daughter from
18:39:20 <_bjoern> the inappropriateness of life, you should attempt to teach her what is right
18:39:20 <_bjoern> and what is wrong.
18:39:23 <_bjoern> Of course, I'm in no position to lecture on parenting -- I'm 15 years old.
18:39:25 <_bjoern> ]]]
18:39:36 <nslater> O_O
18:40:19 <sbp> yeah, was just about to quote that one
18:40:25 <sbp> probably the most polite and reasonable response
18:40:26 <sbp> heh
18:41:26 <_bjoern> "I had an incident where my son came home from kindegarten saying the word
18:41:26 <_bjoern> nigger. When asked where he heard that he said the teacher. I tore down to
18:41:26 <_bjoern> that school so fast it wasn't funny. I berated the school for allowing such
18:41:26 <_bjoern> comments to be said in front of my child and then promptly disenrolled him
18:41:27 <_bjoern> and placed him in a different school."
18:42:01 <nslater> erm
18:42:22 <nslater> haha, reminds me of this:
18:42:26 <nslater> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uvJzr0zZvk
18:42:27 <phenny> nslater: YouTube - Teacher Explains the word "Nigga"
18:42:29 <nslater> VERY funny
18:42:32 <sbp> [[[
18:42:33 <sbp> No! bullshit to you
18:42:37 <sbp> free speech is free.
18:42:41 <sbp> ]]]
18:42:42 <_bjoern> I know you and your funny videos.
18:42:43 <nslater> check out the remixes in the related videos
18:43:03 <nslater> no really, some college teacher who decided it was okay to call black kids "nigger" as long as he pronounced it correctly
18:43:15 <nslater> they have an interview with him (after being let go) and he still maintains his possition
18:43:19 <sbp> [[[
18:43:22 <sbp> Your use of a distribution does NOT NOT NOT preclude YOU YOU YOU from being
18:43:22 <sbp> socially an parentially responsible for ensuring your daughter [&c.]
18:43:23 <sbp> ]]]
18:43:38 <nslater> "nigger what?"
18:43:52 <nslater> "can a nigger get a pencil?"
18:44:30 * sbp watches
18:44:36 <nslater> hahaha: "nigger, nigga - two completely different words" - batshit crazy teacher
18:44:36 <Monty2> potty mouth!
18:45:57 <_bjoern> let me know if it's wachtable sbp
18:46:01 <_bjoern> wachtable!
18:46:05 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Wacht"?
18:46:06 <phenny> _bjoern: "Wacht" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:46:10 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Wache"?
18:46:10 <phenny> _bjoern: "Guard" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:46:12 <_bjoern> phenny, de "Wach"?
18:46:13 <phenny> _bjoern: "Wach" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:46:18 <_bjoern> phenny, de "wach"?
18:46:19 <phenny> _bjoern: "awake" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:46:25 <_bjoern> phenny, de "wach auf!"?
18:46:26 <phenny> _bjoern: "awake!" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:47:38 <nslater> i love that he's being interviewed by a black woman
18:48:56 <sbp> _bjoern: well, I watched it to the end
18:48:59 <_bjoern> .gc "ich will ich will ich will ich will dass ihr mir vertraut"
18:49:01 <phenny> "ich will ich will ich will ich will dass ihr mir vertraut": 7
18:49:11 <sbp> but I also just watched a whole Daily Show
18:49:19 <sbp> so that probably says something about my mood right now
18:49:21 <nslater> sbp: did you watch the remix? XD
18:49:24 <sbp> no
18:49:40 <sbp> I already remixed it in my head whilst I was watching
18:49:49 <nslater> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWZvOAjeyLQ&feature=related
18:49:53 * nslater is lolling
18:50:17 <_bjoern> .gc "nslatarian humor"
18:50:24 <nslater> ν
18:50:47 <phenny> "nslatarian humor": 0
18:50:47 <phenny> nslater: YouTube - Teacher using "n" word REMiX
18:51:22 <sbp> iRemx
18:51:31 <_bjoern> sounds french
18:51:39 <sbp> l'iRemx
18:52:02 <_bjoern> l'iRèmẍ
18:52:24 <sbp> l'iRèm咒ẍ
18:52:42 <_bjoern> l'i冗èm咒ẍ
18:52:49 <sbp> boook
18:52:55 <_bjoern> nok nok cow
18:52:59 <_bjoern> ring ring
18:53:03 <sbp> yip yip yip yip yip
18:53:41 <sbp> we success at irc
18:53:47 <_bjoern> yes.
18:53:55 <_bjoern> and unicodez.
18:54:45 * sbp peeps at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama:_The_Beast_with_a_Billion_Backs
18:55:26 <_bjoern> Peoplez neglected to send linkz, like $SOMEONE did last year.
18:55:40 <_bjoern> also, now that it's out, sending link would be a bit late.
18:55:51 <_bjoern> at least considering the brainbunnies.
18:56:18 <sbp> dang
18:56:28 <_bjoern> aye
18:57:41 <clsn> One of these days(tm) I should pull out my List of Weird Bible Verses and get some swhackers to make a good fundamentalist site supporting them, according to Poe's Law.
18:57:58 <_bjoern> We would make a bot first.
18:58:06 <nslater> to do what?
18:58:19 <clsn> How about a Markov Bible Bot?
18:58:26 <_bjoern> Do you know exactly what Monty does?
18:58:28 <nslater> been done...
18:58:41 <clsn> I'm not surprised.
18:58:50 <nslater> mahound has one, based on my markov bot
18:59:06 <Monty2> Nadal wins!
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19:03:28 <sbp> bwahaha, they subtitled the sign
19:05:38 <nslater> hahaha... i have just found out that the following HTML crashes firefox 2:
19:05:40 <nslater> <marquee><h1><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>NOAH SLATER</h2>
19:05:45 <nslater> try it at http://bytesexual.org/test
19:06:01 <_bjoern> does it crash 3?
19:06:01 <Monty2> also, I *think* I've looked at irc on parenting -- the note to Poe's Law.
19:06:48 <_bjoern> do you have to wait for the crash?
19:06:55 <chandler> nice tearing in Safari
19:06:59 <nslater> well, it crashed mine!
19:07:14 <_bjoern> wfm in ff3
19:07:47 <chandler> tears in ff3, too
19:08:56 <_bjoern> rip is goatse
19:09:47 <_bjoern> he has a girl!!
19:10:15 <_bjoern> haha pound => kg conversion in the subtitles
19:11:09 <_bjoern> OMG GOT LAID
19:11:36 <_bjoern> .gc "fonfon ru"
19:11:37 <phenny> "fonfon ru": 329
19:12:24 <_bjoern> well i wanted to cook some food, but now I'm hooked.
19:12:26 <_bjoern> thanks sbp
19:13:16 <_bjoern> "that was my left testicle"
19:14:02 <_bjoern> yoda!
19:15:16 <sbp> ksry!
19:15:28 <sbp> I'm at... "that is quite dangerous!" "indeed"
19:15:45 <_bjoern> "are you gonna eat that? whmpf"
19:16:16 <sbp> .gc "warning, the enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot"
19:16:17 <phenny> "warning, the enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot": 15
19:16:58 <_bjoern> poor bender
19:17:38 <_bjoern> "from your perspective I'm just a line segment"
19:18:44 <_bjoern> "you should have"
19:20:05 <_bjoern> bwhahaha "I didn't know I could do that"
19:21:20 <_bjoern> she's got boobies and beers, I want her.
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19:22:49 <_bjoern> I'm not alone I take it.
19:23:00 <sbp> man, this is freaking awesome
19:23:04 <_bjoern> "I thought I was playing for my freedom"
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19:24:56 <_bjoern> nice elevator
19:25:07 <sbp> "sign my ass!"
19:25:31 <sbp> man, I can't quote much or you'll know what's coming
19:25:41 <sbp> _bjoern: the future is AWESOME
19:26:03 <_bjoern> Yes, we should all die and wake up in the future!
19:26:24 <_bjoern> phenny, "Lo sentimos. No se ha podido accender al video"?
19:26:25 <phenny> _bjoern: "Sorry. Unable to video accender" (es to en, translate.google.com)
19:26:35 <_bjoern> seems it was wise to preload
19:26:46 <jsled> yeah. :p
19:26:51 <sbp> warning: the future has an old man in underpants
19:26:56 <nslater> k, got a new homepage, http://nslater.org/
19:28:53 <sbp> I like how it subtitles 1969 as 1961
19:29:01 <_bjoern> :-)
19:31:14 <chandler> nslater: needs moar ytmndness
19:31:18 <_bjoern> "can't we just send in a robotic drone?" - bender
19:31:34 <nslater> chandler: yeah, im colaborating on it with someone from another channel
19:31:39 <_bjoern> DO NOT CLICK HAZARDOUS
19:31:40 <nslater> really need some music, and some animated gifs
19:32:21 <_bjoern> "bite my shiny metal AAAAAAWWWWWHHHH"
19:32:34 <_bjoern> .gc +asspain
19:32:35 <phenny> +asspain: 20,000
19:34:47 <_bjoern> "I gonna be a stalker!"
19:35:32 <_bjoern> .gc "SIGN MY ASS!"
19:35:33 <phenny> "SIGN MY ASS!": 44,100
19:35:43 <_bjoern> more than expected
19:35:44 <_bjoern> slightly.
19:37:10 <_bjoern> "it passed through unharmed!"
19:37:53 <sbp> hahaha. Wikipedia joke!
19:41:33 <sbp> "ah, yes. I'm here to repair my horse"
19:41:37 <sbp> there. I can do out of context jokes!
19:43:02 *** _bjoern changed the topic to: "Less Invasions, More Equations!"
19:45:44 <_bjoern> .gc "jugosa carnosa"
19:45:45 <phenny> "jugosa carnosa": 161
19:51:59 <_bjoern> "do you validate parking?"
19:54:44 <_bjoern> "mutilation is never easy"
19:55:29 <_bjoern> " a sudden case of breaking neck"
19:57:36 <sbp> .gc "(800) λλλ-λλλλ"
19:57:38 <phenny> "(800) λλλ-λλλλ": 1
19:57:41 <sbp> win
19:57:55 <_bjoern> greek pwn trix
19:58:44 <_bjoern> "you have one wish left, professor"
19:59:12 <_bjoern> "hmhm, that's what you get for letting your guard dow"
20:00:04 <_bjoern> "i am sooo out of here"
20:01:38 <_bjoern> hahaha king kong
20:03:36 <_bjoern> "go on without me faster"
20:05:03 <nslater> oh wow... ultimate arsehole gnu developer: http://sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=4980
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20:09:32 <Monty2> hi sbpdcc, how ya doing?
20:09:38 <sbpdcc> nu
20:12:06 * Monty2 spots someone who needs to learn English...
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20:25:25 <_bjoern> Morbo fleeing the studio!
20:25:41 <_bjoern> now take care of f00d i better do
20:28:40 <sbpdcc> SBPDCC HAS EATEN ICE CREAM
20:28:43 <sbp> me too! 'night!
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20:29:19 <_bjoern> night sbpdcc
20:33:21 <_bjoern> "stop! in the name of love!"
20:38:02 <zachb> ...the rest of the woooorrddds!
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20:42:18 * jessica waves for first time in very long time.
20:43:37 <saml> hey jessica
20:46:46 <zachb> Hey jessica!
20:46:58 <nslater> hey jessica :p
20:47:09 <zachb> You seem familiar
20:47:18 <zachb> *shrug* I think you did something...
20:47:23 <zachb> .swhack jessica
20:47:25 <phenny> zachb: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
20:47:28 <jessica> I may well be familiar, but I've not darkened the doors in about a year or more.
20:47:30 <zachb> oh right...
20:47:40 <zachb> (sorry about that phenny spam)
20:48:56 <jessica> so, you said, "oh right" what had you thought of?
20:49:34 <zachb> that phenny's .swhack is broken ;p
20:49:56 <nsh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Creative_Anachronism
20:50:02 <nsh> ^^^^ is cool
20:50:24 <zachb> I think differently
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20:51:10 <jessica> the only thing people generally know me for, zachb, is being crschmidt's wife.
20:51:19 * nsh tips a belated hat to jessica
20:51:34 <jessica> And a good day to you too, sir, nsh.
20:51:47 <nsh> didn't you also feature in 1954 television advert for derrigibles?
20:51:51 <zachb> Ah! That explains a bit... but I remember you for some other reason...
20:52:11 <jessica> nsh: Not as I recall, but perhaps you might refresh my memory?
20:52:17 <nslater> nsh: it would be cooler if it was more like i imagined it from the description, namely a bunch of neer'do'wells who go about confusing people for lulz with totally temporally inapropriate activities
20:53:06 <thelsdj> nslater: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1173
20:53:09 <nsh> they're like big inflatable ships that sail in the sky and occasionally contribute to seminal moments in media history
20:53:54 * nsh just attempted to watch sweeney todd
20:54:00 <nslater> heh
20:54:04 <nsh> painful couple of mintutes
20:54:04 <nslater> any good?
20:54:11 <jessica> Oh, I know what a dirigible is. I was enquiring over the advertisement.
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20:54:32 <thelsdj> if you're a musical geek i think its enjoyable, but if you're not, its kinda hard to sit through
20:54:47 <nsh> oh, well, you know how when the plot gets boring in a film you wonder about what else might have happened..
20:54:56 <nslater> heh
20:55:14 * nsh smiles
20:55:26 <nslater> nsh: do you have a homepage?
20:55:32 <nslater> nsh: did you see mine?
20:55:43 <nslater> googling for nsh is particularly useless
20:56:04 * nsh is cool, ergo does not contribute to the internet
20:56:11 <nslater> http://nslater.org/ mkay
20:56:25 <nslater> i have some todo items to finnish up, but im mostly happy as it is
20:56:52 <nsh> jessica, look the other way
20:56:56 * nslater attempts to search for zachb
20:57:04 <jessica> Why need I look the other way, sir?
20:57:08 <nsh> HOLY FUCKING SHIT NSLATER
20:57:08 <nsh> you have outdone yourself
20:57:11 <bancus> How did SCRA get brought up?
20:57:17 * bancus is waiting for someone to make it real.
20:57:22 <nslater> nsh: in a win way or fail way :/
20:57:27 <bancus> Also, I'm a member of an SCA-offshoot group.
20:57:36 <nslater> zachb: pls provide homepage
20:57:46 <nsh> jessica, because i used loud profanity
20:57:48 <bancus> my God, It's Jessica.
20:57:54 <bancus> This is like the old days of #swhack.
20:57:57 <nsh> indubitably
20:58:05 <nsh> there's even html scrolling text
20:58:22 <nsh> painful, painful text
20:58:24 <jessica> Good afternoon, bancus, how do you do?
20:58:25 <nslater> i spent a while making sure my html was good
20:58:30 <nslater> did you view saurce?
20:58:38 <bancus> Doing well, how are you and yours?
20:58:48 * jessica clicks on the link and sees marquee text.
20:58:54 <zachb> nslater: in progress
20:58:56 <bancus> I understand there was a hiking trip over the weekend.
20:59:01 <nslater> jessica: im just getting started with internets :/
20:59:01 <jessica> honestly, anyone who uses the <marquee> tag should be put up against the wall and shot.
20:59:04 <_bjoern> A very warm pre-midnight jessica!
20:59:05 <zachb> AHHH MARQUEE!! HIDE!!
20:59:09 <nslater> : : : ( ( (
20:59:10 <nsh> i'm a little but worried that if i do, there'll be some kind of ascii monstrosity that will devour my eternal soul, nslater
20:59:13 <jessica> nslater: Then it's a pity that you should be put against the wall and shot, sir.
20:59:22 <zachb> jessica: don't forget <marquee><blink>!
20:59:25 <nslater> no ascii art
20:59:26 <jessica> hiking trip, bancus? hardly.
20:59:41 <bancus> <marquee><blink> is suitable for drawing and quartering, I think.
20:59:58 <zachb> Does it even work?
21:00:01 <jessica> Mr. Schmidt took a holiday where he went "camping", an activity I believe one can simulate at home by simply sleeping in the garage, eating food from cans, getting bitten by insects, and not showering.
21:00:10 * nsh chuckles
21:00:11 <bancus> Don't try it. You'll be drawn and quartered.
21:00:21 <jessica> The ladies of the house were at a Quaker-run camp in Maine for a week, where they had a blast.
21:00:31 <bancus> Aha!
21:00:33 <jessica> I had a week's "staycation" to use the new hipster term, where I had no responsibilities whatsoever.
21:00:43 <jessica> We did drive up to Maine together to fetch them, but hardly hiking.
21:00:51 <bancus> I wondered how he'd managed to bring you folks along on such a trip.
21:00:53 * nsh picks up the brush and shoos off dirty hipster nomenclature
21:01:10 <jessica> Like most military veterans, I view "camping" as a ridiculous sub-division of bivouac and not worthy of my time.
21:01:10 <deltab> jessica: oh, then I've been camping and didn't realise it!
21:01:11 <nslater> zachb: you even have a holding page?
21:01:24 <nslater> camping rulz, mky
21:01:24 <zachb> Hmm?
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21:01:29 <nsh> .w bivouac
21:01:30 <phenny> bivouac n. 1: Temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers
21:01:31 <phenny> bivouac n. 2: A site where people on holiday can pitch a tent
21:01:32 <phenny> bivouac v. 1: Live in or as if in a tent.
21:01:33 <nslater> zachb: domainname etc
21:01:40 <nsh> .ety bivouac
21:01:41 <phenny> "1702, from Fr., ult. from Swiss/Alsatian biwacht 'night guard,' from bei- 'double, additional' + wacht 'guard.' Original meaning was an army that stayed up on night watch; sense of 'outdoor camp' is 1853." - http://etymonline.com/?term=bivouac
21:01:44 <zachb> nslater: I'm working on an anti-CMS ;-)
21:01:49 * nsh thought that sbp made .w one-line
21:01:49 <bancus> Typically for me camping involves backpacking, so yes.
21:02:01 <zachb> *shrug* I need to buy one, any variants of my name that I try are taken
21:02:02 <bancus> But I usually do so more to see the sites than to walk around with a pack.
21:02:11 <bancus> Hm.
21:02:19 <jessica> bancus: I'd've happily gone on a backpacking trip on trails and the like.
21:02:19 <bancus> I'm not sure whether I meant sites or sights now.
21:02:38 <jessica> But I would have a) trained for it first and b) not had a central campsite.
21:02:42 <zachb> Haha, <marquee><blink> works!
21:02:48 <bancus> But the concept of driving to a campsite to sleep in a tent is a little... eh.
21:02:49 <nslater> zachb: howabout http://zachlovesyou.ru/
21:02:55 <nslater> of course it does
21:03:01 <bancus> Well, other than Adrian wars.
21:03:03 <zachb> But its so... evil
21:03:16 <bancus> But I go to those to fight all day and drink all night.
21:03:35 <bancus> The fact that I sleep in a tent is merely a side effect of not wanting to drive home.
21:04:19 <zachb> I've been using zbanks.mine.nu -- a crappy free one from dyndns that I originally used for my own personal use, so I didn't have to remember my IP to access crap off my computer
21:05:28 <nslater> dude, wtf: http://zbanks.mine.nu/www/blah.html
21:05:30 * zachb eyes zbanks.net
21:05:37 <zachb> Long story ;P
21:05:43 * zachb rm's
21:06:08 <zachb> Oh, no downloading ISOs, k?
21:06:19 * zachb is not a mirror
21:06:31 <jessica> bancus, bringing up LARPing is a subject best not discussed in polite company. :P
21:06:34 <nslater> wow, this is the most fail site ive seen in a while
21:06:39 <nslater> full of broken php scripts!
21:06:55 <bancus> jessica: It's a LARP for others, not so much for me.
21:06:57 <zachb> /www is my directory of crapitute
21:06:59 <bancus> I mostly hit people with sticks.
21:07:07 <bancus> And drink.
21:07:11 <zachb> all the .phps are really old, as you can see ;p
21:07:16 * nsh same, but other way around
21:07:23 <bancus> It's the other goons who speak in funny accents.
21:07:32 <nslater> http://zbanks.mine.nu/usr/bin/nomilang/nomilang.html
21:07:35 <nslater> lol, mirroring sbp
21:08:07 <nslater> lol wut http://zbanks.mine.nu/usr/bin/plum/speak.py
21:08:27 <zachb> Its you :P
21:08:34 <zachb> slightly modified
21:08:37 <nslater> /me/etc/plum/ - what a filesystem layout!\
21:08:38 <zachb> ;-)
21:08:43 <zachb> :D
21:09:28 <nslater> heh, you know, IANAL, but I don't think commenting out my lines of code is enough to stamp your copyright on it ;)
21:09:44 <zachb> :P I'm not done with it yet
21:10:08 <nslater> #1045 - Access denied for user 'zachb'@'localhost' (using password: YES)
21:10:09 <nslater> :(
21:10:27 <zachb> :P
21:10:58 <zachb> having fun?
21:11:04 <nslater> yes, you watching me?
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21:12:18 <zachb> No
21:12:32 <zachb> should I be?
21:12:36 <nslater> no
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21:14:32 <zachb> like my commits?
21:14:42 <thelsdj> nslater: did you try root with empty password?
21:14:58 <nslater> nope
21:15:24 <nslater> #1045 - Access denied for user 'root'@'localhost' (using password: NO)
21:15:26 <zachb> thelsdj: how stupid do you think I am?
21:15:30 * zachb double checks
21:15:33 <nslater> thelsdj: dont answer ;)
21:16:06 <zachb> Wow~!
21:16:14 <zachb> I am stupid, there is a user wo/ a password
21:17:51 <zachb> nslater: how's gnu publish coming?! :D
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21:20:40 <zachb> no
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21:44:08 <_bjoern> .gc "son of a bit"
21:44:10 <phenny> "son of a bit": 564,000
21:48:28 <chandler> .wik Modern pentathlon
21:48:40 <phenny> "The modern pentathlon is a sports contest consisting of five events, derived from the Greek root of pente, meaning five." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_pentathlon
21:48:59 <chandler> "As the events of the ancient pentathlon were modeled after the skills of the ideal soldier of that time, Coubertin created the contest to simulate the experience of a 19th century cavalry soldier behind enemy lines: he must ride an unfamiliar horse, fight with pistol and sword, swim, and run."
21:49:14 <chandler> I wonder what a postmodern pentathlon would look like...
21:52:29 <clsn> I dunno... Coding, competitive sex, literary criticism, meme-spreading, and web-browsing?
21:53:02 <thelsdj> popup blocking
21:57:37 <saml> CS, StartCraft, Fifa2000, UnrealTornament, Sims2
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22:20:51 <_bjoern> _bjoern sera!
22:20:54 <_bjoern> indeed.
22:33:21 <zachb> that's a knee snalpper!
22:35:42 <zachb> .u non-breaking space
22:35:43 <phenny> zachb: Sorry, no results for 'non-breaking space'.
22:35:51 <zachb> .u breaking space
22:35:51 <Monty2> rats leave #swhack for E3
22:35:52 <phenny> zachb: Sorry, no results for 'breaking space'.
22:36:04 <zachb> .u nbsp
22:36:05 <phenny> zachb: Sorry, no results for 'nbsp'.
22:36:20 <_bjoern> .u breaking space
22:36:21 <phenny> _bjoern: Sorry, no results for 'breaking space'.
22:36:29 <_bjoern> hmm!
22:36:32 <_bjoern> .u 00a0
22:36:33 <zachb> .u
22:36:33 <phenny> U+00A0 NO-BREAK SPACE ( )
22:36:33 <Monty2> "you"
22:36:34 <phenny> U+00A0 NO-BREAK SPACE ( )
22:36:36 <_bjoern> .u feff
22:36:36 <phenny> U+FEFF ZERO WIDTH NO-BREAK SPACE ()
22:36:40 <zachb> Yay
22:36:45 <_bjoern> .u no-break space
22:36:46 <phenny> U+00A0 NO-BREAK SPACE ( )
22:36:49 <_bjoern> there we go
22:38:01 <_bjoern> phenny, ask sbp How did you get past my sumo NINJAs?
22:38:02 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
22:38:13 <_bjoern> phenny, ask sbp (OMG!)
22:38:13 <phenny> _bjoern: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
22:42:10 <zachb> heh
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