00:00:27 <Monty> Davinci2008: You asked me to remind you to check the stove; it is burning as hell
00:01:00 * Arnia hits Monty with a pickled stoat
00:01:00 <Monty> yaaay
00:01:19 * Arnia rolls his eyes
00:01:26 <Davinci2008> Monty is cool
00:01:27 <Monty> wouldn't exist
00:01:32 <Davinci2008> he does not chat as my bot
00:01:35 <Davinci2008> he chatted as hell
00:01:52 <Davinci2008> and he was banned from many channels until i found a bot devoted channel
00:02:27 <Arnia> Monty, do you feel happy at this praise?
00:02:29 <Monty> eyebrows's Tetris quacks at XFM-like wheels...?
00:03:02 <Arnia> argh, this packet of digestives is all crumbled :(
00:03:24 * Arnia tries to get the broken ones out of the packet without scattering digestive dust all over his floor
00:04:32 <Davinci2008> he is dumb sometimes
00:04:36 <Davinci2008> like another bot
00:04:42 <Davinci2008> based on pircbot, Markov
00:06:23 <Arnia> I don't think adjectives like 'dumb' make sense with respect to bots
00:06:41 <Arnia> Monty is hardly an attempt at AI after all
00:06:44 <Monty> HOWTO's porno NBDuckBot configures DMA's jingling FooBot!
00:06:55 <Davinci2008> he is telligent
00:07:01 <Davinci2008> a work Markov bot invented
00:07:32 <Davinci2008> dumb for bots means "unable to pass turing test for at least five minutes"
00:07:36 <Arnia> No, he is merely a bot. He only appears intelligent because you are, and so you find patterns in his responses
00:08:02 <Davinci2008> of course
00:08:07 <Davinci2008> my bot was simpler
00:08:07 <Arnia> You infer an intelligent process through metaphoric transfer
00:08:14 <Davinci2008> but he could fool many users
00:08:38 <Davinci2008> because he just answered with: "ok, go on, why?, really? I don't think so, yes, right, cool", etc
00:08:52 <Davinci2008> I know
00:08:56 <Davinci2008> antropic things
00:09:05 <Davinci2008> chauvinism
00:09:10 <Davinci2008> like people seeing faces on Mars
00:10:06 <Arnia> it is an important process, vital for our ability to survive in the world
00:10:19 <Arnia> otherwise we'd demand proof of the humanity of everyone we met
00:10:53 <Arnia> ME-FIRST is simultaneously responsible for the greatest evils and the greatest virtues of the human condition
00:11:13 <Arnia> (which are evils and which are virtues naturally varies depending on who is talking)
00:11:19 <Davinci2008> right
00:11:33 <Davinci2008> but animal nature has cooperation too
00:11:51 <Arnia> oh yes
00:12:20 <Arnia> But ME-FIRST isn't exclusively human... humanity just has a few other bits on top but the basics are ancient
00:13:34 <Davinci2008> yes
00:13:36 <Davinci2008> neomammal
00:13:39 <Davinci2008> and reptilian complexes
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00:28:14 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/27/top-10-strangest-anti-terrorism-patents/
00:28:15 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
00:29:03 <Davinci2008> hehe
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00:53:40 <[bjoern]> I like the Railroad Missile System
00:56:21 <[bjoern]> And the Airplane Trap Door
00:56:54 <Arnia> I like the passenger suppression system
00:57:00 <Arnia> Wire'em up!
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00:58:07 <[bjoern]> "Mobile Crematorium" not bad either
01:00:42 <Arnia> sure that one has been done before
01:22:03 <[bjoern]> http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4294/missle1an4.jpg
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01:41:24 <xover> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luYvuRoSzTs
01:41:36 <phenny> xover: YouTube - iPhone Customers Strike Back at KTLA Reporter Eric Spillman
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02:48:26 <Arnia> hah
02:49:38 <kpreid> aha?
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04:56:26 <zachb> Yoohoo?
04:59:02 <Arnia> Yaahaa?
04:59:05 * Arnia boings
05:01:52 * zachb verbs
05:02:00 <zachb> I need a swhackian verb
05:02:04 <zachb> to call my own
05:02:36 * Arnia herfts sardonically
05:03:53 <zachb> I was thinking "quips"
05:09:04 <deltab> /quip goodnight
05:14:25 <zachb> gnight
05:14:40 * zachb quips away
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08:00:13 <sbp> yo
08:00:13 <phenny> sbp: 00:28Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/27/top-10-strangest-anti-terrorism-patents/
08:02:51 <sbp> "Bonus: Also protects against flatulence."
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08:07:52 <sbp> [[[
08:07:53 <sbp> The auditory capacities of teeth may be demonstrated through a simple test. First, find a quiet room to sit in. If you are wearing an analog watch, remove it from your wrist.
08:08:01 <sbp> Open your mouth wide and suspend the timepiece inside your mouth without actually touching your teeth. You will hear a quiet ticking. But close your teeth upon the watch, and you will hear a loud ticking.
08:08:09 <sbp> This is because you are hearing with your teeth...
08:08:16 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.believermag.com/issues/200807/?read=article_collins
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08:17:50 <Monty> lo andersfeder
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09:02:24 <sbp> phenny: tell Arnia John Dee's birthday!
09:02:25 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Arnia is around.
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09:12:17 <cre8radix> heya
09:17:43 <sbp> yo cre8radix
09:18:38 <cre8radix> heya sbp
10:01:43 <sbp> yay, Shakespeare on Countryfile
10:04:45 <sbp> chuckle. some ladies in the 40s (or early 50s) speaking a strange mix of BBC RP English and Welsh
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10:16:22 <xover> Shakespeare on Countryfile?
10:18:10 <sbp> .wik Countryfile
10:18:11 <phenny> "Countryfile is a British Sunday-morning television programme by the BBC which first aired in 1988 and reports on rural and environmental issues within the United Kingdom." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countryfile
10:18:21 <sbp> one of the presenters is going around Stratford, seeing the sights
10:18:39 <sbp> the section hasn't been on yet
10:18:45 <sbp> Devon paddle surfing at the moment
10:19:28 <xover> Damn, that might actually have been kinda interesting.
10:20:12 <sbp> it's a quality programme even when not showing Shakespeare
10:20:17 <sbp> so I'm hopeful :-)
10:21:34 <xover> Fuck you BBC, for not letting us see your Shakesperiana outside your little island kingdom!
10:21:49 <sbp> iPlayer still doesn't work outside the UK?
10:23:38 <sbp> "you'll have women melting all over the country" "I hope so!"
10:23:40 <sbp> ah, here we go
10:24:13 <sbp> oh, I've seen this. it's about the Shakespeare Way
10:24:24 <sbp> .wik Shakespeare Way
10:24:25 <phenny> "Shakespeare's Way is a waymarked long-distance footpath in southern England, United Kingdom." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare's_Way
10:25:19 <sbp> Rob Bearman!
10:25:21 <sbp> being interviewed
10:25:43 * sbp doesn't remember this
10:26:50 <sbp> good infoes from Bearman. now they're talking about the deer poaching and saying there's no evidence for it
10:27:02 <sbp> and off down the Way
10:31:29 <xover> iPlayer doesn't work, and we only get BBC News and BBC Prime, outside the UK.
10:31:43 <sbp> bummer
10:31:48 <sbp> BBC Prime?
10:31:58 <xover> Yeah, no clue either.
10:31:59 <sbp> .wik BBC Prime
10:32:00 <phenny> "BBC Prime is the BBC's general entertainment TV channel in Europe, Africa and the Middle East." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_Prime
10:32:04 <sbp> hmm
10:32:51 <xover> «As it may carry advertisements in some world regions, it is not available in the United Kingdom as, under the terms of the BBC's Charter, its domestic services cannot show advertising.»
10:33:12 <xover> I should totally make up whole slew of good shit showing on BBC Prime then.
10:37:52 <sbp> what kind of programmes do they have?
10:38:10 <xover> None interesting enough for me to pay attention to the thing.
10:38:35 <xover> When I'm truly bored I've watched some of those antiques/auction programs.
10:38:48 <xover> Anyways, it's mostly archive programming and occasionally som BBC Learning stuff.
10:53:26 <sbp> SSCRC
11:28:35 <xover> .weather Tromsø
11:28:39 <phenny> Scattered, 12℃, 1003mb, Moderate breeze 7m/s (13kt) (↑) - ENTC 13:20, 1120Z
11:47:36 <kpreid> phenny: tell Arnia http://www.symonds.id.au/marcopolo/
11:47:36 <phenny> kpreid: I'll pass that on when Arnia is around.
11:48:22 <sbp> interesting
11:49:35 <Morbus> sbp http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/roadbf-2/
11:49:38 <Morbus> good woman.
11:51:17 <sbp> ah, interesting
11:52:58 <sbp> strange trick o' the light
11:53:11 <sbp> (but then we knew that all along, right?)
11:59:01 <kpreid> .gc milliblogging
11:59:01 <phenny> milliblogging: 4
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12:08:18 <xover> [bjoern]: Ping?
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12:12:02 <deltab> “The BBC argues that as most of BBC Prime's viewers are not British, and often may not have English as a first language, it is necessary to have subtitles in Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Czech, Polish, Romanian, Hungarian, Italian, Hebrew and Serbian.”
12:12:10 <deltab> man, that must make it hard to see the picture
12:12:15 <xover> heh heh
12:25:37 <[bjoern]> wazzup?
12:26:38 <xover> You did some Wikipedia query stuff a while back, non?
12:27:21 <[bjoern]> sorta
12:28:16 <xover> Was that one a DB dump, or was there some API or similar you could poke at?
12:28:35 <[bjoern]> dump
12:29:02 <xover> I want to do relatively simple queries such as find the articles in the intersection of two categories, but I'm gaving trouble getting the extant tools to play nice.
12:29:30 <xover> Hmm, ok. You happen to have a good entry point URL for me to start looking into that?
12:30:53 <xover> .g wikipedia database dump
12:30:54 <phenny> xover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download
12:33:53 <[bjoern]> That's about as good as I could give you, folks in #wikipedia should know what you minimally need
12:34:02 <xover> k, ta
12:34:26 <[bjoern]> I worked with the "absolutely everything" xml dump I think, and, perhaps the same without page contents?
12:34:51 <[bjoern]> meanwhile my futurama stream lost audio
12:35:05 <xover> AAAARGH!
12:39:19 <sbp> "why doesn't no other planet occult planet earth???"
12:39:20 <sbp> - http://inchara4u.blogspot.com/2008/06/occultation.html
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12:40:18 <xover> Cause they tried it once and we bitchslapped they asses back home to orbit, yo!
12:40:59 <sbp> kk
13:24:00 <[bjoern]> Yes. .gc Lordweiser
13:24:10 <[bjoern]> How did I manage that!
13:24:13 <[bjoern]> .gc Lordweiser
13:24:14 <phenny> Lordweiser: 1,660
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14:30:56 <[bjoern]> "Waaaait! What would the robot do? Frame someone!"
14:48:01 <sbp> .wik Cocaine (drink)
14:48:01 <phenny> "Cocaine is a highly caffeinated energy drink distributed by Redux Beverages." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_(drink)
14:48:13 <sbp> coming soon to the UK apparently
14:54:01 <[bjoern]> gnu magic for "copy 0x3FFFFA30 to end of file to new file"?
14:59:01 <sbp> something like cut -b 91840981304981039481- in > out?
14:59:12 * [bjoern] will try dd
14:59:20 <sbp> dd is for earth fools
14:59:29 <[bjoern]> true
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15:00:25 <[bjoern]> .c 0x3FFFFA30 in decimal
15:00:26 <phenny> 0x3FFFFA30 = 1 073 740 336
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15:04:01 <[bjoern]> Okay with dd I get copy speeds like 40kbps
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15:09:09 <[bjoern]> .c 0x3FFFFA30 / 4096 in decimal
15:09:09 <phenny> 0x3FFFFA30 / 4 096 = 262 143.637
15:11:07 <[bjoern]> Monty=
15:11:09 <Monty> sitcom is roaring and repulsive?!
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15:19:41 <deltab> $((0x3FFFFA30))
15:20:16 <[bjoern]> not in my shell...
15:20:31 <[bjoern]> % perl -e "print 0x3FFFFA30"
15:20:34 <[bjoern]> that would do
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16:59:40 <Arnia> Strange site, http://www.silentuk.com/
16:59:41 <phenny> Arnia: 09:02Z <sbp> tell Arnia John Dee's birthday!
16:59:41 <Monty> keep saying, and "Aa machen" (to (make) poo-poo).
16:59:42 <phenny> Arnia: 11:47Z <kpreid> tell Arnia http://www.symonds.id.au/marcopolo/
16:59:49 <Arnia> .title
16:59:49 <phenny> Arnia: Silent UK - Urban Exploration
16:59:59 <Arnia> phenny, tell sbp WOO!
16:59:59 <phenny> Arnia: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
17:00:04 * Arnia pops poppers
17:00:17 <Arnia> phenny, tell kpreid, thanks that looks interesting
17:00:17 <phenny> Arnia: I'll pass that on when kpreid is around.
17:15:57 <kpreid>
17:15:57 <phenny> kpreid: 17:00Z <Arnia> tell kpreid thanks that looks interesting
17:16:39 <kpreid> phenny, tell sbp maybe .title (no arg) should apply to urls in delivered tells as well as received messages
17:16:39 <phenny> kpreid: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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18:08:14 <Monty> lo kwijibo
18:12:56 * Arnia reads up on sewers in London
18:13:28 <Arnia> I should be writing, but this is fascinating. The architecture is astonishing
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18:16:01 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's panni_!
18:19:10 <Arnia> "This building, built by engineer Joseph Bazalgette to pump sewage, was nothing less than a temple of sewage." — http://www.annandave.org/Abby%20Mills.htm
18:19:12 <Arnia> .title
18:19:13 <phenny> Arnia: Abby Mills Pumping Station
18:45:18 <sbp> [[[ [[[
18:45:19 <phenny> sbp: 16:59Z <Arnia> tell sbp WOO!
18:45:20 <phenny> sbp: 17:16Z <kpreid> tell sbp maybe .title (no arg) should apply to urls in delivered tells as well as received messages
18:45:23 <sbp> ]]]
18:45:25 <sbp> Princeton Professor of Linguistics, Dr. Jeremy Gobble astounded both the music and literary world today, by claiming that virtually all of the songs recorded by Amy Winehouse, were actually penned by none other than William Shakespeare.
18:45:26 <sbp> ]]]
18:46:06 <Arnia> We should try and get Enochian added to Unicode in his honour
18:46:15 <Arnia> er, Dee's honour that is
18:46:20 <sbp> oh man, they'll never add it
18:47:09 <Arnia> Then we'll just have to dust of the Goetia and summon some bad-ass demons to convince them
18:48:11 * sbp gets distracted by Banksy on the news
18:48:50 <Arnia> Yeah, the Mail are gleefully claiming that they've spoilt another mystery
18:48:57 <nslater> url?
18:49:13 <Arnia> .g enochian
18:49:13 <phenny> Arnia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enochian
18:49:17 <cre8radix> banksy on teh news?
18:49:17 <Arnia> .g enochian banksy
18:49:17 <phenny> Arnia: http://mjeffrey.typepad.com/martin_jeffreys_magickal_/2007/10/index.html
18:49:24 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7504132.stm
18:49:26 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Paper 'reveals Banksy's identity'
18:49:32 <sbp> .title http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/07/guerilla-graffi.html
18:49:33 <phenny> sbp: Guerilla Graffiti Artist Banksy ID'd at Last? | The Underwire from Wired.com
18:49:37 <nslater> thanks
18:49:41 <sbp> "Robert Gunningham", they say
18:49:51 <sbp> .title http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1034613/Banksy-uncovered-The-nice-middle-class-boy-graffiti-guerrilla.html
18:49:52 <phenny> sbp: Banksy uncovered: The nice middle-class boy who 'became the graffiti guerrilla' | Mail Online
18:50:40 <sbp> not entirely sure what the Mail were hoping to achieve by this
18:50:44 <sbp> selling copy I guess
18:50:54 <nslater> $$$
18:50:59 <Arnia> and they get to piss people off
18:51:06 <Arnia> I swear that's what they live for
18:51:14 <sbp> .wik Robert Gunningham
18:51:16 <phenny> "Banksy is a well-known pseudo-anonymous[1]| British graffiti artist." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy
18:52:21 <nslater> erm
18:52:29 <nslater> they talk about evidence... what IS the evidence, exactly?
18:53:04 <sbp> yeah, the Sun should just claim another name at absolute random
18:53:25 <sbp> and all the other papers, one by one
18:53:29 <nslater> seriously, am I missing a trick? do they mention any reason for pinning him to this guy?
18:53:30 <Arnia> .wik Simon Sprecht?
18:53:32 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Simon Sprecht?".
18:53:34 <sbp> Banksy is Spartacus!
18:53:35 <Arnia> .wik Simon Sprecht
18:53:35 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Simon Sprecht".
18:53:49 <cre8radix> .wik kain schwarz
18:53:51 <phenny> "Atovaquone (alternative spelling: atavaquone) is a chemical compound that belongs to the class of naphthalenes." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atovaquone
18:54:07 <cre8radix> .wik Kain Schwarz
18:54:09 <phenny> "Atovaquone (alternative spelling: atavaquone) is a chemical compound that belongs to the class of naphthalenes." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atovaquone
18:54:13 <cre8radix> pft
18:54:25 <sbp> .gc Kain Schwarz site:en.wikipedia.org
18:54:26 <phenny> Kain Schwarz site:en.wikipedia.org: 32
18:54:29 <sbp> .g Kain Schwarz site:en.wikipedia.org
18:54:34 <phenny> sbp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atovaquone
18:54:40 <[bjoern]> .gc Kein Schwarz site:en.wikipedia.org
18:54:41 <phenny> Kein Schwarz site:en.wikipedia.org: 30
18:54:50 <sbp> stop changing the numbers
18:54:56 <cre8radix> :D
18:54:57 <sbp> .g "Kain Schwarz" site:en.wikipedia.org
18:54:58 <phenny> sbp: No results found for '"Kain Schwarz" site:en.wikipedia.org'.
18:55:02 <sbp> OMG ZERO
18:55:05 <[bjoern]> .gc "Kein Schwarz" site:en.wikipedia.org
18:55:06 <phenny> "Kein Schwarz" site:en.wikipedia.org: 0
18:55:08 <sbp> WITHOUT WHITE
18:55:13 <[bjoern]> There, numbers unchanged now
18:55:27 <[bjoern]> NO, BLACK ?
18:55:37 <sbp> oh right
18:55:38 <cre8radix> .g "Kain Schwarz" site:de.wikipedia.org
18:55:38 <phenny> cre8radix: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoismus
18:55:41 <sbp> I forget your words
18:55:42 <cre8radix> ah
18:55:43 <[bjoern]> .wik Roy Black
18:55:45 <phenny> "Roy Black (attorney) (born 1945), U.S. criminal defense attorney and law professor" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Black
18:55:52 <cre8radix> lol
18:55:53 <Monty> http://www.w3.org/mid/63525D79-94BD-4067-8A9C-A3A0C423F8D9@creativecommons.org
18:55:56 <[bjoern]> yäs...
18:56:07 <cre8radix> .g "Roy Black" site:de.wikipedia.org
18:56:08 <phenny> cre8radix: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Black
18:56:13 <[bjoern]> omg Roy Black is dead
18:56:18 <sbp> Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
18:56:20 <sbp> Burns: [recoils in mock horror]
18:56:22 <sbp> Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!
18:56:23 <[bjoern]> Who's next, Heino?
18:56:24 <sbp> [hiding behind Smithers] Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
18:56:26 <sbp> Horst: Stop it!
18:56:28 <sbp> Man 2: Stop, sir.
18:56:30 <sbp> Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me.
18:56:30 <cre8radix> rofl
18:56:32 <sbp> Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
18:56:34 <sbp> (I saw that one today)
18:56:57 <sbp> that's the one with The Land of Chocolate too
18:56:59 <sbp> <3
18:57:09 <cre8radix> vee vill kook yew, t-bäg
18:57:13 <[bjoern]> Futurama sound STILL borken here, and they are at S03E03 - The Cryonic Woman already
18:57:26 <sbp> Top Gear!
18:57:32 <sbp> Arnia! deltab! anyone who's interested!
18:57:53 <cre8radix> sbp: how up do high knee
18:58:13 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: translate to teh mang
18:58:24 <cre8radix> :D
18:59:21 <nslater> .gc "free software federation"
18:59:21 <phenny> "free software federation": 590
18:59:27 <nslater> .g "free software federation"
18:59:28 <phenny> nslater: http://www.fsf.org/
18:59:35 <nslater> facepalm,jpg
18:59:54 <[bjoern]> Selbst nach dreifachem Lesens verstehe ich den Satz nicht! :-)
19:00:39 <nslater> "It was Richard Stallman who fathered the FSF (Free Software Federation), the open group who bring us the GPL." oh man
19:00:48 <[bjoern]> I like the gnu pix
19:01:09 <nslater> yeah, its a nice redesign imho, mattl's creative work
19:01:44 <nslater> it's a shame they still use plone, though are switching to django apparently
19:02:57 <nslater> wow, i just visited an ill formed xhtml page in safari, i have a 1/3 height red error message at the top... fail
19:03:13 <[bjoern]> I wonder whether http://www.fsf.org/blogs/community/5-reasons-to-avoid-iphone-3g would be any good if I didn't avoid AppleWare already.
19:03:23 <[bjoern]> What's wow about that?
19:04:13 <nslater> just so much fail, xhtml fails, safari fails, firefox fails more
19:04:44 <nslater> i dont know what's worse, draconian error handing on the web or huge obtrusive error messages being presented to users
19:05:38 * Arnia hits nslater
19:05:43 <nslater> pls explain Arnia
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19:06:12 <Arnia> I helped write the view system of Plone :p
19:06:14 <[bjoern]> The error messages are so ugly useless and unhelpful so browsers can prove a point, namely, that users hate browser error messages.
19:06:20 <nslater> Arnia: oh, hehe :p
19:06:20 * Arnia goes and sulks in the corner
19:06:48 <sbp> "Some say his dropping have been found as far north... as York."
19:07:03 <[bjoern]> Who, Jenus?
19:07:09 <nslater> I don't mean to pick on plone, I have a general distaste for all CMSs
19:07:42 <[bjoern]> You don't publish much, do you?
19:08:14 <[bjoern]> I don't, so I can afford cms hate.
19:08:21 <[bjoern]> And because of cms hate I don't publish much.
19:08:48 <[bjoern]> However, I've long realized this vicious tetrahedron.
19:08:59 <Arnia> hrm. Didn't realise you could get to Wrexham from Marylebone
19:09:00 <nslater> yep, I not only used to work for a client based studio making turnkey cms solutions, I have developed many inhouse ones too - that still doesnt mean any of them are or were any good XD
19:09:06 <Arnia> Now I know, I don't care but still
19:09:41 <Arnia> Hah, Chiltern Railways website just informed me that there was a problem with the lifts at Princes Risborough
19:09:47 <Arnia> s/was/is
19:10:31 <[bjoern]> People shouldn't be so big as to require lifts at them.
19:11:38 <Arnia> ?
19:12:26 <nslater> ban all disabled people!
19:12:47 <Arnia> The Chiltern Main Line has the problem that it runs through the Chilterns. Lifts are often the only way to provide step-free access since the stations are often on steep embankments or at the bottom of deep cuttings
19:14:03 <[bjoern]> Mir war nicht klar dass Heino lieder hatte wie "Komm in meinen Wigwam", "Die schwarze Barbara", und "Das Polenmädchen".
19:19:21 <Arnia> Hm
19:20:12 <Arnia> I hope they at least extend the line between Oxford and Milton Keynes so that Chiltern can connect Aylesbury to both places
19:20:49 <Arnia> A train from South Bucks to North Bucks would be good, as would one from South Bucks to South Oxon
19:21:09 <Arnia> Going via Banbury is just time consuming
19:32:59 * Arnia blinks at the travel time comparisons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_Ultraspeed
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19:33:59 <Arnia> 15 minutes from Glasgow to Edinburgh? 20 minutes London to Birmingham?
19:34:04 <Arnia> uh, s/20/30
19:34:20 <nsh> NAWDAWGMARGHSTURNING
19:34:54 <nsh> or something like that
19:34:57 <nsh> i ain't particular
19:35:22 <[bjoern]> I strongly support the plan, the more Transrapid systems deployed elsewhere, the better the chances we might one day make up for the losses.
19:36:01 <nsh> are we talking about attrocious locomotive accidents?
19:36:04 <nsh> is we can be?
19:36:17 <[bjoern]> .wik UK_Ultraspeed
19:36:18 <phenny> "The UK Ultraspeed line is a proposed magnetic-levitation train line between London and Glasgow, linking Birmingham, Manchester and Newcastle, and with a spur to Liverpool." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_Ultraspeed
19:36:44 <nsh> instead, the should magnetically levitate Birmingham, Manchester and Newcastle
19:36:54 <nsh> Liverpool should be magnetically buried
19:37:22 <[bjoern]> That sounds dangerous
19:37:39 <[bjoern]> one day they could decide to leave britain and settle in Europe.
19:38:49 <nsh> like MARAUDERS
19:44:12 <[bjoern]> .c 60 times 20 euro cent
19:44:12 <phenny> 60 times 20 Eurocents = 19.0524 U.S. dollars
19:44:13 <Monty> "you"
19:44:18 <[bjoern]> .c 60 times 20 euro cent in eur
19:44:18 <phenny> 60 times 20 Eurocents = 12 Euros
19:44:26 <[bjoern]> .c 60 times 0,20 euro cent in eur
19:44:26 <phenny> 60 times 0,20 Eurocents = 0,12 Euros
19:44:59 <nsh> ur commas, the restworld no understandem
19:45:31 <[bjoern]> actually it's the other way e-round.
19:46:42 <nsh> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''postrocalypse!!!!111
19:46:58 * nsh is very drunk considering he just woke up
19:47:17 <[bjoern]> That makes for cheap living.
19:47:32 <[bjoern]> Also, consider the time people normally spend on getting drunk.
19:47:35 <nsh> yeah mang
19:47:38 <nsh> although
19:47:47 <nsh> i already spent the times
19:48:02 <nsh> today is remnant innebriations
19:48:14 <nsh> but i didn't spend the moneys!
19:48:23 <[bjoern]> !
19:48:46 <nsh> there's a lot to be said for being 'photographer' for 'the band'
19:49:10 <[bjoern]> ooooh futurama audio back
19:49:31 <[bjoern]> Does that feature a getting laid gurantee?
19:49:57 <nsh> probably, but it wasn't redeemed
19:50:07 <nsh> for reasons of dancination
19:50:22 <[bjoern]> snoo snoo
19:50:23 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: hau ab du heini
19:50:28 <cre8radix> :D
19:50:36 <cre8radix> how up do high knee
19:51:15 <[bjoern]> I was reading the wikipedia article and came up with "High? No!"
19:51:18 *** panni__ (i=hannes@ip-88-152-22-213.hsi.ish.de) has joined #swhack
19:51:26 <[bjoern]> yo hannes.
19:51:32 <cre8radix> vussin mid dear?
19:52:07 <[bjoern]> You should learn IPA.
19:52:27 <cre8radix> whuzzat?
19:52:56 <cre8radix> .wik IPA
19:52:57 <phenny> "The International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)[I]| is a system of phonetic notation based on the Latin alphabet, devised by the International Phonetic Association as a standardized representation of the sounds of spoken language.[1]| The IPA is used by linguists, speech [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPA
19:53:42 <nsh> .gs conspiratorial *
19:53:43 <phenny> conspiratorial *: hoax (5), thinking (4), whispers (3), motives (3), claptrap (3), chuckle (3), bookswap (3), anti-israel hatred (3), worldview (2), tone (2)
19:54:05 <nsh> i think the word 'hatred' is redundant
19:54:17 <nsh> there are few people with anti-israel ambivalence
19:56:06 <nsh> delando est, delando est
19:56:46 <[bjoern]> delendam est I would understand.
19:57:31 * nsh bobbles
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19:58:06 <cre8radix> .dict delendam
19:58:07 <phenny> cre8radix: Sorry, no definition found.
19:58:09 <cre8radix> :D
19:58:20 <nsh> .gd delandem
19:58:21 <phenny> delandem: No definition found!
19:58:35 <[bjoern]> It's ACC S F FUT PASSIVE PPL of delere.
19:58:38 <[bjoern]> .ety delete
19:58:39 <phenny> "1495, from L. deletus, pp. of delere 'destroy, blot out, efface,' from delevi, originally perf. tense of delinere 'to daub, erase by smudging,' from de- 'from, away' + linere 'to smear, wipe.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=delete
19:58:54 <nsh> means as ploded
19:59:08 <[bjoern]> Sorry to hear that about your ass nsh
19:59:16 <cre8radix> kaputt
19:59:25 <nsh> iiishkl
19:59:28 <cre8radix> hrhr
20:02:40 <sbp> that was lolsome
20:03:09 <nsh> sbpsaur!
20:03:28 * nsh just spent 160 pounds :-/
20:03:48 <nsh> now they want me to BOOK NOW for great car hire deals!!!11
20:03:51 <sbp> on what?
20:03:59 <[bjoern]> on ten million dollars.
20:04:01 <sbp> ooh, going to the festival?
20:04:02 <sbp> hehe
20:04:13 <nsh> isyes
20:04:18 <sbp> awesome
20:04:23 <sbp> is nslater going?
20:04:24 <nsh> hopesfulty
20:04:28 <nsh> dunno
20:04:31 <sbp> you could meet him there
20:04:36 <sbp> and he could steal your identity
20:04:37 <nsh> he was making all these excuses
20:04:39 <nsh> yeah
20:04:41 <sbp> and be nshlater
20:04:45 <nsh> my identity is unstolible
20:04:50 <nsh> mm, identity stools
20:04:57 <sbp> what was the name of this thing again?
20:05:09 <nsh> Secret the Garden of Partyness
20:05:16 <nsh> minus theofness
20:05:41 <sbp> its site uses hella flash
20:05:55 <sbp> ah, a flash free version
20:05:55 <sbp> http://www.secretgardenparty.com/2008/html
20:06:04 <nsh> is easier navs
20:08:51 <sbp> http://www.secretgardenparty.com/2008/assets/lower_banner.jpg
20:09:04 <nsh> ugh:-/
20:09:07 <sbp> Please respect the nature
20:09:07 <sbp> (i.e. - watch out for bears, polish the ducks and hug trees.)
20:09:26 <nsh> stupid ticker seller site doesn't accept visa card expiry dates beyond 2008: FAIL
20:09:45 <nsh> no wait, i'm just stupinnebriated
20:09:53 <nsh> that word is 'issue'
20:09:57 * nsh notes for future reference
20:11:14 <sbp> "Which then, simply comprised of one hand-built stage, two small bars, a naked stage manager and the organisers could be found swimming in the lake at dawn."
20:11:49 <nsh> sbp, come!
20:12:23 * sbp finds real photo: http://www.efestivals.co.uk/photos/secretgarden/2004/AroundtheSite-15.jpg
20:12:26 <sbp> can't come sry
20:12:40 * nsh frowns doubly
20:12:50 <sbp> : : : ( ( (
20:13:12 * nsh wonders how to buy a ticket for festival
20:13:30 <nsh> apparantly, my bank is too foreign for their validation shitstem
20:13:59 <sbp> [[[
20:14:00 <sbp> 2008 will also see a rare performance from RSC director Tim Carroll’s Hamlet, which will be performed by a cast whose performances will be determined by the audience itself and with the only props being used provided by the crowd.
20:14:01 <sbp> ]]]
20:14:35 * nsh will provide genital wigs!
20:14:43 <sbp> hehe
20:14:47 <sbp> "QI writer John Mitchinson" will be there
20:14:48 <Monty> mmm... wiki distracts mee from
20:15:07 * nsh distracts Monty with large insect swatter
20:15:07 <Monty> More likely, people don't maintain the East Coast".
20:15:17 <nsh> MAINTAIN THE COAST PEOPLES!
20:15:24 <sbp> only the east one
20:15:30 <sbp> the west one is a lost cause
20:15:41 <[bjoern]> Why would I want to maintain coast peoples?
20:16:01 <sbp> because they will soil the gravy babies
20:16:10 <[bjoern]> t-~92h to halligen
20:16:14 <sbp> oooh
20:16:24 <[bjoern]> Did I mention I won't have much inet access til ~ october?
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20:16:30 <sbp> what!
20:17:01 <sbp> can't you bounce a signal off of that mobile windmill?
20:17:16 <sbp> or the tram or whatever it is
20:17:36 <nslater> .g chasing windmills
20:17:37 <phenny> nslater: http://chasingmills.blogspot.com/
20:17:41 <[bjoern]> probably can't transfer my inet package to temp home
20:17:48 <[bjoern]> so only isdn which is slow and expensive
20:17:54 <sbp> can't you get a new one for the interim?
20:18:05 <[bjoern]> except occasionally some 384 dsl
20:18:19 <[bjoern]> not that I know of, at least not cheaply
20:18:42 <[bjoern]> and I expect once I've moved again it'll take a month or so to setup...
20:18:50 <[bjoern]> so, october
20:18:54 <sbp> aw man, earthsux!
20:19:13 <sbp> we'll have to work some smoke signals TCP thingy
20:19:15 <[bjoern]> I can't say it depresses me much!
20:19:20 <sbp> hehe
20:19:40 <sbp> at least it means you can't be distracted from your task of photographing hella floating halligen
20:19:48 <nslater> lazyweb, what does chasing windmills mean pls?
20:19:49 <clsn> .ety dismiss
20:19:50 <phenny> "c.1432, from O.Fr. desmis, from M.L. dismissus, from L. dimissus, pp. of dimittere 'send away,' from di- 'apart, away' + mittere 'send, let go.' Prefix altered by analogy with many dis- verbs." - http://etymonline.com/?term=dismiss
20:20:36 <[bjoern]> .wik Don Quixote
20:20:36 <phenny> "Don Quixote (Spanish: Don Quijote?·i|, IPA: [/dɒnˈkihoʊte/], see spelling and pronunciation below), fully titled El ingenioso hidalgo don Quijote de la Mancha ('The Ingenious Hidalgo Don Quixote of La Mancha') is an early novel written by Spanish author Miguel de [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quixote
20:21:02 <sbp> tilting at people chasing windmills?
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20:21:37 <[bjoern]> It's NetherlandJim
20:22:05 <nsh> MIGUEL DE [...]!
20:22:29 <nsh> nslater
20:22:40 <JibberJim> I will at last get to fly back to the UK tomorrow to be EnglishJim again!
20:22:41 <nsh> what's fandangling?
20:22:43 <[bjoern]> .c eighty times twenty-two minutes in days
20:22:43 <nslater> nsh
20:22:43 <phenny> eighty times twenty-two minutes = 1.22222222 days
20:22:58 <sbp> CERVANTES
20:23:10 <sbp> who died on the same date as Shakespeare
20:23:13 <sbp> but not on the same day
20:23:32 <nsh> whachyariddling?!
20:23:43 <sbp> Spain was still using the Julian calendar
20:23:43 <nsh> was it wednesday in spain?
20:23:48 <nsh> stoopid jules
20:24:18 <sbp> so they both died on "23rd April"
20:24:22 * nsh now less intoxicated 'n more detoxifying
20:24:28 <sbp> but 13 days apart, IIRC
20:24:35 <nsh> ah
20:25:12 <nsh> n5h
20:25:13 <n5h> perigrin . before enlightenment
20:25:20 <nsh> .seen perigrin
20:25:20 <phenny> Sorry, I haven't seen perigrin around.
20:25:22 <[bjoern]> Only the russion Futurama article has been featured so far.
20:25:27 <[bjoern]> risson!
20:25:34 <nsh> nways
20:25:40 <[bjoern]> yah true
20:25:47 <nsh> nslater, you coming to secretgardenpartybish?
20:25:55 <nslater> has no monies
20:26:06 <nsh> money is freakin' fictional man
20:26:07 <nslater> not enough to go to a festival with two weeks notice!
20:26:13 <nsh> FIAT
20:26:15 <nslater> I would otherwise, totalz
20:26:18 <[bjoern]> lux?
20:27:01 <sbp> nslater: I will lend you the money if you find out nsh's identity
20:27:07 <nslater> hehe
20:27:17 <nslater> Monty: remind me in 11 months that nsh should be reminding me about the Secret Garden Party
20:27:18 <Monty> Example of correct usage: "Remind me in 15 minutes to check the oven." I understand all combinations of days, hours and minutes.
20:27:26 * jessica wonders why there's a fight over fiat money going on, and also she may have Clooz as to nsh's identity.
20:27:34 <nslater> .c 11 months in days
20:27:35 <phenny> 11 months = 334.805349 days
20:27:44 <sbp> we know that he's a woman and that he's from Austria
20:27:45 <nslater> Monty: remind me in 330 days that nsh should be reminding me about the Secret Garden Party
20:27:45 <Monty> nslater: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Jun 08 21:29:14 BST 2009
20:27:47 <sbp> but that is all
20:28:37 * nsh has NO IDENTITIES
20:28:47 <clsn> And he's hot.
20:29:18 <clsn> If he has an identity and an inverse, all we need is closure and he can be a group.
20:29:41 <nsh> ok, but i'm not commuting!
20:29:42 <nslater> nsh, you have any hawt friends you're bringing along? I always manage to find the monies if laydees are involved
20:29:49 <sbp> hehe
20:29:51 <sbp> and hehe
20:29:54 <nsh> mmm, about eight
20:30:00 <[bjoern]> hypnotoad is so rad
20:30:10 <nsh> ALLGROLY
20:30:12 <sbp> ugh, they'll get all Spartacus on you
20:30:21 <nslater> pah, stupid meme is stuALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
20:30:31 <sbp> "which one of you is nsh?"
20:30:38 <sbp> and they all go "I'm nsh!"
20:30:45 <sbp> so you end up just having to sleep with the hottest
20:30:48 <sbp> c'est la vie
20:30:49 <[bjoern]> I chose the incoherent one.
20:30:53 <sbp> hehe
20:31:00 <nsh> [o]
20:31:01 * jessica just slept 20 hours straight.
20:31:08 <sbp> jessica: cool
20:31:08 <nsh> hardcore!
20:31:10 <jessica> you are all bizarre at the best of times.
20:31:11 <nslater> feeling tired?
20:31:13 * nsh just drank 20 hours straight
20:31:15 <nslater> sleep makes me sleepy
20:31:22 <nsh> drink makes me drunky
20:31:26 <nslater> hehe
20:31:29 * nsh needs to fry chicken
20:31:29 <jessica> now, you're like a Truffaut film.
20:31:37 * Arnia fries nsh's head
20:31:39 <nsh> it's all on the verge of outadateness
20:31:40 <nslater> FRIED CHICKINZ!
20:31:46 * nsh usurps Arnia nipples
20:31:49 <sbp> .gs funk makes me *
20:31:50 <phenny> funk makes me *: jizz (19), wanna (7), sweat (4), want (3), tipsy (2), tick (2), fruity (2), dance (2)
20:31:52 <nslater> lolwut
20:31:54 * nsh chuckles
20:31:55 <sbp> bwhahaha
20:31:57 <jessica> I'm trying to figure out how a Bostonian can live on Auckland time, as well.
20:32:10 <nsh> jessica, takes a little eye of newt
20:32:15 * Arnia writes a corrigendum to nsh's declaration of independence for his nipplage
20:32:20 <sbp> cream of dog
20:32:24 <nslater> .gc nipplage
20:32:25 <phenny> nipplage: 1,170
20:32:28 <jessica> also, I need to watch an hour of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad now.
20:32:32 <nsh> you can't just make up words Arniaur
20:32:36 <jessica> I don't know why. It just mysteriously makes me feel better.
20:32:47 <nsh> .gs parasitical *
20:32:47 <sbp> wait, we can do the irc equivalent
20:32:48 <phenny> parasitical *: helminth (3), fawners (3), worms (2), tsetse (2), sublimity (2), spongers (2), radar bipar (2), psychopathy (2), plants adhaering (2), plants (2)
20:32:54 <Arnia> Sorry, I won't use the 'word' 'independence' again
20:32:58 <sbp> GRRKKGKRKRKKKKKKKKVZZZZZZZZZZZZVKKTTTTTTTTTTTKYYZKKZHZGZZZZKZGZGZ
20:33:00 <nsh> .g "parasitical sublimity"
20:33:01 <phenny> nsh: http://books.google.com/books?id=Mk6pTfyZ4jMC&pg=PA246&lpg=PA246&dq=%22parasitical+sublimity%22&source=web&ots=lTnE5jfdzw&sig=-n1NoVqfP8wl0M_ERSKkGeeRXk4&hl=en
20:33:07 <sbp> ( o ) ( o )
20:33:17 <sbp> GKGGKGTTKCGRRKKGKRKRKKKKKKKKVZZZZZZZZVKKTTTTKYYZKKZHZGZZZZKZGZGZ
20:33:18 <nsh> me
20:33:27 <sbp> you?
20:33:39 <nslater> "Included as a special feature in the DVD release of the movie is a full 22-minute episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad"
20:33:41 * nsh was inserting himself into cleavageland
20:33:55 <nsh> THE SEVEN LAMPS OF ARCHITECTUER
20:33:57 <nslater> " in which all of the credits for the show are attributed to the Hypnotoad itself and the show's content consists almost entirely of footage of the Hypnotoad staring into the camera, occasionally intercut with a laugh track or shots of the exterior of various locations to indicate a scene change."
20:33:58 <sbp> hehe
20:34:02 <jessica> I know.
20:34:07 <jessica> I've watched it many, many, many times.
20:34:09 <nsh> "Contents: Lamps of Sacrifice, Truth, Power, Beauty, Life, Memory, and Obedience; Notes, Index. Illustrated."
20:34:17 <jessica> I don't know *why* I watched it.
20:34:21 <nsh> my lamp of obedience borkened
20:34:21 <jessica> I just ... did.
20:34:30 <sbp> heretic
20:34:33 <nslater> "As revealed in commentaries, the loud noise made by the toad is a stock sound dubbed "Angry Machine," which was originally used by the editors to remind themselves to replace it with a more appropriate sound effect (serving as a sort of aural lorem ipsum)."
20:34:38 <nslater> hah
20:34:55 <nsh> mmmmmk aural lorem ipsums
20:35:01 <sbp> oh man
20:35:07 <jessica> references in last ten minutes: Futurama, Hypnotoad, Zork, Austria, typesetting, cannibalism
20:35:10 <sbp> they should create an oral lipsum
20:35:16 * nsh concocts a fumal lorem ipsum
20:35:16 <sbp> +oral
20:35:23 * ja erstwhiles unhuffably
20:35:31 <nsh> wait, a repositorial lorem ipsum!
20:35:35 * sbp huffs ja to Monaco
20:35:54 <jessica> No wonder I woke up confused.
20:36:00 *** ja is now known as cro
20:36:03 * nsh woke up on a bench
20:36:04 <jessica> I can now blame #swhack for every bizarre nightmare I ever had.
20:36:10 <nslater> swhack is not the place to come to unconfuse ones self
20:36:18 <cro> did magnetic north go to antarctica while i was resting?
20:36:24 <jessica> no, no. but this is a bit excessive even for #swhack.
20:36:28 <nsh> swhack confuddle candle fargo
20:36:34 <jessica> at least when not fully conscious.
20:36:36 <sbp> .wik Cro magnon
20:36:37 <phenny> "Cro-Magnon (pronounced /kroʊˈmæɡnən/, French [kʀomaɲɔ̃]) is one of the main types of Homo sapiens of the European Upper Paleolithic." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cro_magnon
20:36:39 <nslater> seems pretty tame for swhack imho :p
20:36:45 <jessica> .wik Fargo
20:36:46 <phenny> "Fargo, Arkansas" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fargo
20:36:49 <nsh> you can't ratelimit the insanity
20:36:49 <jessica> ...
20:36:52 <cro> .imdb fargo
20:36:57 <cro> :/
20:37:00 <jessica> how on earth did Fargo, Arkansas outrank ... lord.
20:37:02 <nslater> fargo is a rubbish film, dont watch it
20:37:05 <nsh> sbp, make imdb functions
20:37:09 <jessica> I know. Feeding bodies into a wood chipper and all.
20:37:11 <sbp> you program
20:37:14 <sbp> I will not program
20:37:18 * nsh remembers fargo from oollllldd c64 game
20:37:22 <nslater> i watched hancock today, which is alright, in case anyone was considering going to the cinema
20:37:22 <nsh> called:::
20:37:26 <sbp> I have been your programming slutslave for far too long
20:37:29 <nsh> shit, what was it callled/"!?!?!?
20:37:31 <sbp> NOW IS PAYBACK TIME
20:37:33 <nsh> you played a sheriff
20:37:37 <nsh> and had to make it to sunset
20:37:37 <jessica> I think I'll go take a shower now.
20:37:41 <nsh> without getting shotinated
20:37:47 <sbp> Custer's Revenge?
20:37:47 <nsh> LAW OF THE WEST!!11
20:37:51 <sbp> oh
20:37:53 <nsh> .wik Law of the west
20:37:54 <phenny> "Law of the West is a computer game for the Commodore 64, the Apple II family and the NES." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_the_West
20:37:58 <nsh> sweet
20:38:00 <nsh> i has memories
20:38:03 <sbp> I never played that
20:38:07 <nsh> was fundango
20:38:12 <sbp> I have vague recollections of a game whose name I can't remember
20:38:16 <sbp> something like Furphy
20:38:20 <sbp> or Bilbo
20:38:20 <jessica> "Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace." Anthony Burgess, Inside Mr. Enderby (1963)
20:38:22 <sbp> Burphy?
20:38:27 <nsh> nothing is cool enough to be called Furphy
20:38:33 <sbp> well, a Furphy is
20:38:35 <sbp> .wik Furphy
20:38:36 <phenny> "A furphy, also commonly spelled furfie, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furphy
20:38:42 * nsh hasn't had a bath in 6 months
20:38:43 <nsh> wait
20:38:44 <nsh> seven
20:38:47 <nsh> :-(
20:38:50 * nsh wants a bath
20:38:56 <sbp> saunas don't count?
20:38:57 <nsh> stoopid europe
20:38:59 <nslater> over a year here
20:39:00 <nsh> nah
20:39:01 <Monty> % perl -e "print 0x3FFFFA30"
20:39:04 <sbp> saunas are like atmospheric baths!
20:39:16 <nsh> sauna isn't for hygiene: is for sanity
20:39:26 <sbp> pneumatico-vaporic atmobath!
20:39:30 <nsh> the word sauna is cognate to sane
20:39:33 <sbp> hehe
20:39:38 <nsh> or would be if i didn't make that up
20:39:39 <nsh> but
20:39:50 <nsh> i feel the truth is requiring of alternation
20:39:55 <nsh> on occasion
20:40:03 <nsh> .ety sauna
20:40:04 <phenny> "1881, from Finnish sauna." - http://etymonline.com/?term=sauna
20:40:07 <nsh> shut up
20:40:08 <sbp> chuckle
20:40:20 <sbp> and Finnish stole it from English
20:40:27 <sbp> THEN WHO WAS ETYMOLOGY?
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20:40:51 <Monty> hi JimJibber, how ya doing?
20:40:52 <nsh> "3. A public sauna; a front for a brothel in some countries."
20:40:56 <nsh> -- http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sauna
20:40:58 <sbp> awesome
20:41:12 <Arnia> Ahem
20:41:16 <nsh> [LOCATION^wCITATION NEEDED]
20:41:23 <sbp> DUDES!
20:41:25 <sbp> I'm off
20:41:26 <sbp> 'night!
20:41:33 <nsh> IS TOO EARLY SBP
20:41:38 <sbp> YES BUT AM OFFS
20:41:38 <nsh> YOU HAS STILL TWENTY MINUTES!1
20:41:41 <nsh> aight
20:41:44 <sbp> hehe
20:41:45 <sbp> 'night!
20:41:46 <nsh> peas soups
20:41:49 <nsh> :_)!
20:47:05 <[bjoern]> .gc "Deciphered from crop circles"
20:47:06 <phenny> "Deciphered from crop circles": 263
20:47:39 <nslater> http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/gas.jpg
21:03:17 * nsh wishes there was an irc bot that summarised pictures textually
21:03:48 <deltab> text — newspaper scan
21:07:43 <nslater> .title http://www.mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html
21:07:44 <phenny> nslater: Mingus: Charles Mingus Cat Toilet Training Program
21:07:46 <nslater> wtf...
21:07:51 <nslater> .. talk about "out of place" content
21:10:15 <nslater> oh man... nsh, i think you will like this: http://imagechan.com/images/1c51e35c9473e046bf7752d3cb5fda6f.jpg
21:10:31 <nslater> textual description, drawn cartoon involving elephants
21:10:49 * nslater is still laughing
21:11:11 * nslater is STILL laughing
21:11:14 <deltab> heh
21:11:41 * nslater will be having nightmares tonight
21:14:25 <nsh> .gs pay no attention to *
21:14:26 <phenny> pay no attention to *: esai (5), subliminal (3), monteverdi's (3), disrespect (3), alice (3), wimp (2), vast (2), this vaxed-unvaxed (2), that callback (2), terryeo (2)
21:14:38 * nsh chex0rs
21:14:39 <nslater> .gs pay no attention to the *
21:14:40 <phenny> pay no attention to the *: puppet (5), popup (3), libertarian (3), unshaven (2), troll (2), stains (2), snobs (2), primedial (2), naysayers (2), meanies (2), howling (2)
21:15:44 <nsh> that's a fucking hardcore elephant!
21:16:58 * nsh pays attention to the howling naysaying pidemdial meanies staining snobish libertarian popup poppet trolls
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21:18:23 <nsh> .wik Manticle
21:18:24 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Manticle".
21:18:48 <nsh> .wik Manacles
21:18:49 <phenny> "Handcuffs are restraint devices designed to secure an individual's wrists close together." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacles
21:18:55 <nsh> wait
21:19:01 <nsh> i thought they were insect thingumies
21:19:09 <Monty> zachb: You asked me to remind you that this is a non sequitur!
21:19:27 <deltab> nsh: mandibles
21:19:43 <nsh> ah
21:20:00 <deltab> .wik Monocle
21:20:02 <phenny> "A monocle is a type of corrective lens used to correct the vision in only one eye." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monocle
21:20:08 <deltab> .wik Mandible
21:20:08 <phenny> "The mandible (from Latin mandibula, 'jawbone') or inferior maxillary bone forms the lower jaw and holds the lower teeth in place." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandible
21:20:41 <nsh> .ety mandible
21:20:42 <phenny> "1548, 'jaw, jawbone,' from L.L. mandibula 'jaw,' from L. mandere 'to chew.' Of insect mouth parts from 1826." - http://etymonline.com/?term=mandible
21:20:48 <nsh> (you're a type of corrective lens)
21:21:18 <deltab> .wik manifold
21:21:19 <phenny> "A manifold is an abstract mathematical space in which every point has a neighborhood which resembles Euclidean space, but in which the global structure may be more complicated." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold
21:37:09 <nsh> THE FLOTSAM OF REVOLUTIONARY CULTURAL CHANGE
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22:00:46 <nsh> .gs no voi *
22:00:47 <phenny> no voi *: lay chong (2), hitto nytkö (2)
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22:20:49 <[bjoern]> .title http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/technology/personaltech/10phone.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
22:20:51 <phenny> [bjoern]: The New York Times > Log In
22:20:55 <[bjoern]> oh c'mon
22:21:17 * [bjoern] tries to recall the required magic, knowing it's been done before
22:23:47 <[bjoern]> They don't say much about the battery
22:25:29 <deltab> what's that about?
22:25:54 <nsh> bjoern: username: wikipedia, pass: wikipedia
22:26:01 <nsh> or bugmenot.com
22:26:04 <[bjoern]> see http://www.openmoko.com/
22:26:08 <aspect> cypherpunks/cypherpunks used to work
22:26:10 <deltab> app store?
22:26:36 <[bjoern]> No the nyt has for some years now all articles accessible without user name and password
22:26:42 <[bjoern]> but sometimes cookies are required, I think
22:26:56 <[bjoern]> that's why phenny gets the log in prompt
22:27:00 <[bjoern]> but there is a way around it I think
22:27:20 <nsh> ah
22:27:42 * nsh noticed intermitancy of log-in request
22:28:43 <deltab> yeah, Aaron has a list of article links
22:29:13 <Arnia> OpenMoko is interesting, but how good is the API?
22:29:28 * Arnia curses poor APIs more than anything these days
22:29:58 <Arnia> well, actually I curse features-over-usabiity more... but the two have seemed correlated to me
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22:49:32 <zachb> Heh, I wanted to see how to serve dynamic images w/ google app engine, so I googled "GAE images"... lets just say I didn't get the results I wanted
22:53:24 <xover> .g "GAE images"
22:53:25 <phenny> xover: http://appgallery.appspot.com/about_app?app_id=agphcHBnYWxsZXJ5chMLEgxBcHBsaWNhdGlvbnMYqQ8M
22:53:32 <xover> .title
22:53:33 <phenny> xover: Applications Gallery - Google App Engine - Google Code
22:53:42 <[bjoern]> .g gae images
22:53:42 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://nelsonfoto.com/v/showthread.php?p=140351
22:54:06 <[bjoern]> works for us
23:07:32 <nelix_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-H1JTWXhKU
23:07:39 <[bjoern]> .title
23:07:41 <phenny> [bjoern]: YouTube - Dr. Tran - Dickable Afternoons
23:09:23 <nelix_> there is way less dick than you would imagine
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23:46:33 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: a publically-flogged mammal ¦¦ NOTE: I draw the line at unicode angle-brackets ffs."
