00:00:20 <nslater> phenny: tell sbp http://paste.lisp.org/display/65429
00:00:21 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when sbp is around. I'll have to use a pastebin, though, so your message may get lost.
00:00:24 <nslater> BAH!
00:01:12 <nslater> Monty: remind me in 11 hours to tell sbp http://www.ahmedhakeem.com/?=PHPE9568F36-D428-11d2-A769-00AA001ACF42
00:01:13 <Monty> nslater: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sun Aug 17 12:01:54 BST 2008
00:01:19 <nslater> shit
00:01:36 <nslater> Monty: remind me in 10 hours to tell sbp http://paste.lisp.org/display/65429
00:01:37 <Monty> nslater: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sun Aug 17 11:02:17 BST 2008
00:02:42 <nslater> loggy: url
00:02:47 <nslater> loggy: pointer
00:02:47 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-08-17#T00-02-47
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02:47:14 <Schroeder> does anyone else think Rebecca Soni is pretty darn cute?
02:54:14 <bancus__> .
02:54:19 <bancus__> The fuck.
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04:03:55 <Monty> hi mah_
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08:12:01 <sbp> yo
08:12:08 <xover> No!
08:14:02 <sbp> no yo?
08:14:18 <xover> No yo.
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08:16:08 <sbp> aw
08:17:16 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] oh yeah, I heard about the WoT board game and it getting confiscated. the balaclava is funnier than the description even!
08:17:16 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
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08:19:22 <sbp> [[[
08:19:23 <sbp> Those tested appeared split between "A-men" who could answer the questions, and "XYZs" who believed Bengal was the capital of Maine, that tides caused the phases of the moon, and the “candidate [who] reasoned that if the active principle of coffee is caffeine, that of tea ought in all fairness to be taffeine.”
08:19:31 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.newscientist.com/channel/opinion/mg19926682.000-histories-163-ways-to-lose-your-job.html
08:19:51 <xover> You didn't know about Taffeine?
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08:20:18 <sbp> http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9907E4DF1F3FEE3ABC4052DFB366838A639EDE
08:20:28 <sbp> - best headline (and subheadline) ever?
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08:22:37 <sbp> muahaha, we just got a tenth gold!
08:22:41 <sbp> which means we're beating Germany
08:22:56 <sbp> third in the medals table overall
08:23:59 <kainschwarz> ahoi
08:24:18 <xover> Ah hah ha. I need to train the wife to light up a cigarette after breakfast so that the men may light their cigars.
08:24:37 <xover> Very important wifery skill that.
08:24:43 <xover> (Poor Mrs. Einstein)
08:26:45 <sbp> yeah, just read that bit. quite hilarious
08:27:43 <nslater> yo sbp
08:27:47 <sbp> yo nslater
08:27:49 <sbp> and kainschwarz
08:27:55 <nslater> what did you think to my link?
08:28:00 <nslater> did you see the chatlog with mattl?
08:28:15 <sbp> yep! haven't fully perused it yet
08:28:23 <sbp> didn't expect you to be up until about 1pm
08:28:29 <sbp> thought I had more time
08:28:41 <nslater> yeah, ive been debugging automake for couchdb since 8am wtf
08:28:55 <nslater> one of those bolt upright awake afairs, stupid brain
08:28:59 <sbp> http://media.tumblr.com/BhoDYmVvjcpqfiyqyKBmE0xe_500.jpg
08:29:10 <sbp> heh, I know what you mean
08:29:25 <nslater> seen it, funny :)
08:29:54 <nslater> .wik Rebecca Soni
08:29:55 <phenny> "Rebecca Soni (born March 18, 1987[1]|) is an American swimmer of Hungarian ancestry." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Soni
08:29:59 <nslater> the fuck
08:36:16 <nslater> this is funny: http://www.reddit.com/comments/6wld8/remember_neo_from_the_matrix_his_fictitious/c052c8u
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08:39:56 <sbp> [[[
08:39:56 <sbp> John McCain has finally released a technology platform. Most of it is the same old stuff; lower corporate taxes, protect children from porn, and avoid Internet regulation unless 'necessary.' Alas, in his view, helping the RIAA's War on Sharing is necessary to stop the 'global epidemic' of piracy, while Net Neutrality is something he 'does not believe in.'
08:39:58 <sbp> ]]] - /.
08:40:19 <nslater> nice
08:41:03 <nslater> sbp: you're meant to be helping me with ginspargian angst, not inflaiming it
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08:42:47 <nslater> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1zGRUPztc
08:42:48 <phenny> nslater: YouTube - The Black Hole - Commissioner John Wiley Price
08:43:27 <nslater> summary, official get's lambasted for using the phrase "black hole" in a multicultural environment
08:44:06 <nslater> oh my, the related videos have interviews with the guy who complained
08:44:51 <nslater> haha, this is much better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-akk3gog34&feature=related
08:44:56 <nslater> .title
08:44:57 <phenny> nslater: YouTube - The Black Hole - Commissioner John Wiley Price
08:45:05 <nslater> erm no phenny
08:45:52 <nslater> "it doesnt matter that it's a SCIENTIFIC TERM... why the scientists couldn'ta just called it a white hole?"
08:46:42 <sbp> for people who don't care about sport, this might help to explain how good the 100m race was yesterday:
08:46:43 <sbp> .title http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/olympics/2008/08/thunder_bolt_creates_shockwave.html
08:46:45 <phenny> sbp: BBC SPORT | Olympics 2008 blog
08:47:07 <nslater> PINK HOLE!?
08:47:31 <nslater> the last thing "pink hole" makes me think of is space phenomina
08:48:06 <nslater> haha, "[blah blah, why does it have to be a black hole] ... why cant you get lost in a brown hole?"
08:48:47 <nslater> "I just call them white holes, it's politically correct"
08:53:02 <nslater> sbp: prety cool, whats that thing called where people have appropriate names for the things they do?
08:53:37 <sbp> hmm, not sure
08:53:55 <sbp> suitonymy? :-)
08:53:56 <sbp> [[[
08:53:57 <sbp> Appearing to criticise President George W Bush, Mr McCain said that after 11 September 2001 there should have been a push to encourage people to join the army, Peace Corps and other voluntary organisations, rather than an official call to "go shopping".
08:54:01 <sbp> ]]] - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7566019.stm
08:54:04 <nslater> i see it all the time in the back of new scientist
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08:54:42 <nslater> got it
08:54:44 <nslater> .wik Nominative determinism
08:54:44 <phenny> "Nominative determinism is a term created and popularised in the magazine New Scientist." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
08:54:53 <nslater> "It refers to amusing instances where people's names suggest key attributes of their jobs, professions, or lives, with the implication that their names have influenced their lives."
08:55:36 <sbp> [[[
08:55:36 <sbp> A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
08:55:43 <sbp> ]]] - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm
08:55:44 <nslater> wat
08:56:03 <xover> sbp: Give it a while, then you can entertain yourself keeping up wuth the doping allegations.
08:56:39 <sbp> wow this article gets weirder...
08:56:40 <sbp> [[[
08:56:40 <sbp> However, the penguin honoured on Friday is unfortunately not the original Nils Olav.
08:56:40 <sbp> He died in the 1980s and was replaced by a two-year-old penguin at the Zoo.
08:56:41 <sbp> ]]]
08:56:48 <nslater> wat
08:57:00 <nslater> ahaha
08:57:01 <nslater> Cardinal Sin, former Archbishop of Manila
08:57:06 <sbp> hahaha
08:57:41 <nslater> some of these examples are lolzy
08:58:03 <nslater> J.W. Splatt and D. Weedon, urologists who published several papers on incontinence together
08:59:10 <sbp> .title http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93346096
08:59:11 <phenny> sbp: Internet Cartoon Pays Off For Kansas Candidate : NPR
08:59:53 <nslater> yeah, i saw this...
09:00:04 <sbp> .title http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/science/13visual.html?em
09:00:08 <phenny> sbp: The New York Times > Log In
09:00:11 <sbp> BAD
09:00:41 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/science/13visual.html?em
09:00:41 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
09:00:42 <sbp> - The Genetic Map of Europe
09:00:42 <nslater> phail
09:01:07 <sbp> phenny: tell nsh http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/science/13visual.html?em - ahahaha at fi
09:01:07 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
09:01:28 <sbp> phenny: tell nsh I think it's drifting off from the main group and is heading towards the mooon
09:01:28 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
09:02:36 <nslater> so, british people mostley sleep with norwegians and dutch people eh... (modulo ireland)
09:03:07 <sbp> yeah
09:03:28 <nslater> bizzare that germany has such a split
09:03:30 <sbp> note that there is also some overlap with Germany and Denmark
09:03:35 <sbp> and, nearly, France
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09:06:27 <kainschwarz> heya
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09:06:56 <Monty> hi cre8radix
09:07:13 <sbp> yo
09:07:19 <cre8radix> heya monty
09:07:21 <Monty> then the men may have been.
09:07:21 <cre8radix> yo sbp
09:07:23 <cre8radix> :D
09:07:26 <cre8radix> happy sunday
09:07:36 <sbp> thanks! you too
09:07:46 <nslater> now THIS is the kind of sport I could get into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCCrpVB5bFc
09:07:54 <sbp> .title
09:07:55 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Roller Suit in Swiss Alps
09:07:58 <nslater> (watching!)
09:08:18 <nslater> wow, this guy is actually mental
09:08:21 <cre8radix> yeah!
09:09:34 <sbp> ooh, our gb vs. gb cycling final is about to happen
09:11:00 <nslater> that's the crazyest thing ive ever seen
09:15:43 * cre8radix likes the urban vic
09:15:55 <cre8radix> s/vic/vid
09:16:34 <sbp> 11 gb-de 9
09:23:25 <nslater> .wik Conservapedia
09:23:26 <phenny> "Conservapedia is an English-language wiki-based web encyclopedia project written from an Americentric, socially conservative, and Conservative Christian point of view." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia
09:23:39 <nslater> what a bucket of fail
09:25:28 <nslater> "on Convervapedia we like to include all the details in our articles, so in our Homosexuality article we have all the health dangers, all the arguments against it, all the biblical quotes about it... you're not going to get that sort of fair treatment on Wikipedi"
09:25:29 <Monty> really?
09:25:36 <nslater> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvT5YuDovHI
09:25:47 <nslater> DO THESE PEOPLE REALISE HOW BATSHIT CRAZY THEY SEEM?
09:25:48 <Monty> potty mouth!
09:25:48 <sbp> .title
09:25:49 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Conservapedia on The Hour
09:26:44 <nslater> "there are people obsesed with promoting the 'idea' of evolution..."
09:26:54 <sbp> http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_Bias
09:27:41 <sbp> [[[
09:27:41 <sbp> The following persons, organizations, television programs or media outlets have well known liberal bias:
09:27:42 <sbp> ...
09:27:56 <sbp> # LA Times
09:27:57 <sbp> # Michael Moore
09:27:57 <sbp> # The Daily Show
09:27:57 <sbp> # Real Time with Bill Maher
09:27:57 <sbp> # The United Nations
09:27:57 <sbp> ]]]
09:28:15 <sbp> "Liberal bias is rampant in American university campuses. Leftist professors dominate the universities.[Citation Needed]"
09:28:28 <nslater> http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_style
09:28:52 <nslater> wow
09:28:53 <nslater> [[[
09:28:53 <nslater> Such a bias could manifest itself as one or more of the following:
09:28:54 <nslater> ...
09:28:59 <nslater> an attempt to be consistent by treating men and women alike
09:29:00 <nslater> ]]]
09:29:15 <nslater> "an obsession with race where images are used"
09:29:51 <nslater> erm no, thats just people not wanting the new advert/film/brochure to look like an advert for the arian youth
09:29:55 <nslater> ARGH
09:30:02 <sbp> [[[
09:30:03 <nslater> WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THIS KIND OF THING
09:30:03 <sbp> The answers were distorted by an internet campaign just prior to the census, that claimed that if at least 50,000 people stated their religion as 'Jedi Knight' it would be officially classified as a religion.
09:30:08 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.conservapedia.com/United_Kingdom
09:30:09 <nslater> sry
09:30:50 <sbp> "Some sports which are more popular in America such as American football and basketball have small but dedicated followings." - ibid.
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09:32:48 <nslater> do "liberals" ever make shit like this? Like liberalabpedia?
09:33:36 <xover> I absolutely hate it when advertising use an obvious token black guy and token woman to show how equal they are.
09:34:43 <xover> Microsoft and other big IT type companies have had some egrarious examples of this over the years.
09:35:04 <nslater> that article has a 58 point list of butthurt at the bottom, it's not even aranged or worded coherently
09:36:04 <sbp> "William Shakespeare (1564-1616) is the greatest English-language playwright of all time. Many of his plays are required reading in many U. S. school curricula" - http://www.conservapedia.com/William_Shakespeare
09:36:38 <xover> Uhm. For some reason I find that hard to believe.
09:37:31 <sbp> oh man
09:37:31 <sbp> [[[
09:37:32 <sbp> It is believed that the poet, Philip Green, was referring to Shakespeare when he wrote
09:37:32 <sbp> "There is an upstart crow beautified with our feathers that, with his 'tiger's heart wrapped in a player's hide,' supposes he is as well able to bombast out a blank verse as the best of you; being an absolute Johannes Factotum, in his conceit the only shake-scene in a country."
09:37:33 <sbp> ]]]
09:37:34 <nslater> that's 37 required plays to read, apparently
09:37:36 <sbp> Philip Green?
09:38:34 <nslater> http://www.conservapedia.com/Jesus
09:38:35 <nslater> lawl
09:39:55 <nslater> http://www.conservapedia.com/Michael_Moore
09:40:01 <nslater> Michael Moore (born April 23, 1954) is a left wing, admitted socialist filmmaker and conspiracy theorist.
09:40:12 <nslater> "admitted socialist"
09:40:48 <nslater> what a strange paralel universe these people inhabit where socialism is something one "admits" to
09:41:09 <xover> Didn't you know? He changed his name after Ben Jonson filed for a restraining order.
09:41:57 <nslater> hahahaha
09:42:02 <sbp> "Moore says that Americans who live in white neighborhoods are racist, but lives in a town (Central Lake, Michigan) which according to the 2000 Census, had a black population of zero. "
09:42:07 <xover> “You care about your fellow man? And want equal opportunity for all? You don't believe the strong should trample all over the weak? COMMUNIST! BURN HIM!”
09:42:19 <nslater> that article on michael moore has a picture of him and the caption is... wait for it... "michael Moore, ranting"
09:42:22 <nslater> hahaha
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09:46:43 <sbp> "The US is currently the world's sole superpower; it has the world's largest economy, and is recognized as having the world's most powerful military."
09:46:48 <sbp> superpower is linked... to...
09:46:59 <sbp> "A superpower is a power or ability held by a superhero. The most common superpower is the ability to fly."
09:47:01 <nslater> define "large" in terms of economy
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09:47:13 <nslater> because many other countries have much STRONGER economies
09:47:19 <nslater> or whateverz, yo
09:47:52 <nslater> bah, i had this site closed, you've tempted me back in
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09:48:17 <sbp> [[[
09:48:18 <sbp> Year after year, it concludes that the most rights-based and democratic nations are the majority-Protestant ones. On the other hand, Islam and Marxism, the latter a secular religion, seem to offer the most serious obstacles for the realization of democracy and human rights.
09:48:23 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.conservapedia.com/Protestantism
09:48:28 <nslater> "For example, Superman is able to fly, but he is also able to shoot lasers from his eyes."
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09:51:01 <nslater> http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_quotient
09:51:06 <nslater> [ blah blah blah ]
09:51:11 <nslater> http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_quotient
09:51:17 <nslater> There is currently no text in this page, you can search for this page title in other pages or edit this page.
09:57:40 <sbp> how does conservatism actually affect people?
09:57:46 <sbp> I can think of a few things:
09:58:05 <sbp> * extremely negative consequences for people living in Iraq and Afghanistan
09:58:18 <sbp> * nuisance border controls
09:58:33 <sbp> * no marriage for homosexuals, and other general discriminations
09:58:43 <sbp> * no abortions, blah blah
09:59:05 <sbp> * general climate of mistrust against Muslims, and possibly other religions
09:59:46 <sbp> the top one is a really big deal
10:00:08 <sbp> the last is possibly a big deal in some cases... depends how it manifests and would be difficult to quantify
10:00:34 <sbp> so modulo those things, is there any really big impact that this sort of stuff has on people?
10:01:27 <sbp> e.g. are bad financial policies necessarily linked to conservatism, or could conservatives have good fiscal policy that doesn't go against their other political views, the one that liberal media conspiracists don't find repulsive
10:01:32 <sbp> (?)
10:01:57 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you to tell sbp http://paste.lisp.org/display/65429
10:02:01 <sbp> seen it
10:02:01 <Monty> I have not seen "it" say or do anything during my arduous lifetime on this IRC server.
10:02:06 <sbp> shup foo
10:03:22 <sbp> anybody?
10:03:29 <sbp> maybe I should ask AaronSw
10:08:18 <sbp> .gc biosolids
10:08:19 <phenny> biosolids: 551,000
10:09:14 <xover> You're talking about conservatives as one monlithic block?
10:10:14 <sbp> the kind of conservativism that everybody means by American conservativism these days
10:10:26 <sbp> it gets talked about often enough; people must have a sense of its meaning
10:12:08 <sbp> "the consumers we spoke to were *alarmed* that human waste is being used to fertilise food"
10:12:10 <sbp> - Countryfile
10:12:52 <sbp> the retort is that it's 99.99% free of pathogens... and that it's not put directly on the crops
10:14:00 <xover> Which, I imagine, is about the same reasoning for using animal remains in animal feed.
10:14:14 <sbp> Tesco and Waitrose have banned it
10:14:26 <sbp> Sainsbury's and Morrisons (and one other, ASDA I think) use it
10:14:40 <xover> Man I suck at synoptic writing.
10:14:51 <xover> “Synopsising”?
10:14:52 <sbp> "how can we market this?"
10:15:04 <xover> “Synopsisifying”?
10:15:14 <sbp> .gc synoptifying
10:15:15 <phenny> synoptifying: 0
10:15:21 <sbp> win
10:15:33 <xover> Synoptifying it is then.
10:15:38 <sbp> on to a video diary about monitoring river pollution etc.
10:15:50 <sbp> "ecological appraisal officer"
10:16:51 <sbp> .wik Sea lamp ray
10:16:52 <phenny> "This is a list of characters from the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Cheeks
10:16:58 <sbp> ...okay!
10:19:22 <sbp> .wik Ralph Vaughan Williams
10:19:22 <phenny> "Ralph (IPA: /reɪf/[1]|) Vaughan Williams, OM (October 12, 1872 – August 26, 1958) was an English composer of symphonies, chamber music, opera, choral music, and film scores." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Vaughan_Williams
10:20:39 <sbp> .gc adaption
10:20:40 <phenny> adaption: 3,400,000
10:20:52 <sbp> .wik the ploughboy's dream
10:20:53 <phenny> "A Christmas carol is a carol whose lyrics center on the theme of Christmas or that has become associated with the Christmas season even though its lyrics may not specifically refer to Christmas." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christmas_carols
10:20:59 <sbp> heh
10:23:18 <sbp> .dict accolade
10:23:19 <phenny> accolade - 1. sign of praise, 2. public recognition
10:23:25 <sbp> hmm
10:23:30 <sbp> someone just used it in the sense of a group
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10:23:45 <sbp> like a collective noun
10:23:48 <sbp> yo [
10:23:53 <[bjoern]> yo s
10:23:53 <phenny> [bjoern]: 08:17Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] oh yeah, I heard about the WoT board game and it getting confiscated. the balaclava is funnier than the description even!
10:23:54 <phenny> [bjoern]: 09:00Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/science/13visual.html?em
10:24:11 <[bjoern]> html 'em? sounds scary.
10:24:23 <sbp> yeah
10:26:48 <sbp> .g cockles singing
10:26:50 <phenny> sbp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGUa7HW_b0M&feature=related
10:26:53 <sbp> .title
10:26:54 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Wogs Singing Cockles and Mussels
10:26:58 <sbp> ...
10:28:33 <[bjoern]> I thought maybe the print version has a high res version of the pix
10:28:40 <[bjoern]> turns out the print version has no version of the pix
10:29:13 <sbp> you'd probably have to look at the journal where it was published
10:29:39 <[bjoern]> .g Current Biology Map August 2008
10:29:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.mcwetboy.net/maproom/2008/08/
10:30:07 <[bjoern]> epic fail
10:30:59 <mah> Hi Monty. :)
10:31:01 <Monty> "Liberal bias could answer (for both approaches
10:31:05 <sbp> BAD MAH
10:31:14 <sbp> stop bothering poor, defenceless Monty
10:31:20 <[bjoern]> )"
10:31:21 <Monty> ehheh. actually warezing the visor, receives from physics demo): http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/clifford_stoll_on_everything.html
10:31:50 <mah> :(
10:32:05 <sbp> we try to rest Monty on Sundays
10:32:06 <Monty> sweet
10:32:14 <sbp> yeah. otherwise he gets too tired during the week
10:32:38 <sbp> .wik Oystercatcher
10:32:38 <phenny> "The oystercatchers are a group of waders; they form the family Haematopodidae, which has a single genus, Haematopus." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oystercatcher
10:33:07 <sbp> "The diet of coastal oystercatchers is more varied, although dependent upon coast type; on estuaries bivalves, gastropods and polychaet worms are the most important part of the diet, where rocky shore oystercatchers prey upon limpets, mussels, gastropos and chitons."
10:34:08 <[bjoern]> .title http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/13/mccain-in-the-21st-centur_n_118759.html
10:34:09 <phenny> [bjoern]: McCain: "In The 21st Century Nations Don't Invade Other Nations"
10:36:21 <sbp> ...hahaha
10:38:08 <sbp> they're playing Django on Countryfile
10:38:10 <sbp> for wins
10:40:44 <[bjoern]> whoa uk now has 11 times gold, beating us
10:41:40 <[bjoern]> no change in Tajikistan's position
10:42:42 <JibberJim> Thanks for the Tajikistan update
10:42:58 <[bjoern]> you're most welcome!
10:44:05 <sbp> yeah, we are totals win
10:44:15 <sbp> we'd be beating USA if it wasn't for Phelps, I think
10:48:16 <[bjoern]> It seems he only got eight so far, so without him it's 11:11, and the USians stole more silver.
10:48:26 <sbp> ah, butt
10:50:59 <sbp> plogm plougm ploughm
10:51:12 <sbp> rainz overnight
10:51:29 <sbp> yay, rains in week
10:51:36 <sbp> this summer's been almost reasonable again
10:51:44 <[bjoern]> plogm plougm ploughm
10:51:48 <[bjoern]> shines so bright
10:53:06 <sbp> CCCCR
10:53:12 <sbp> so actually, not much rain
10:53:21 <sbp> but not much sun either, so hopefully not too hot
10:54:29 <sbp> "and some say that when the A24 bypass was built, he was so incensed, he put all his anger into his fourth symphony"
10:55:03 <[bjoern]> phenny, de en "Nasenloch"?
10:55:04 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Nostril" (de to en, translate.google.com)
10:55:21 <[bjoern]> (Nose Hole)
10:55:26 <[bjoern]> .gc "Nose Hole"
10:55:28 <phenny> "Nose Hole": 17,900
10:55:34 <[bjoern]> .gc "nut/mother"
10:55:35 <phenny> "nut/mother": 13,800
10:57:07 <sbp> Nasenloch: thanks. bet that doesn't come up in Wittgenstein all that often though...
10:57:09 <sbp> well. maybe
10:57:13 * sbp checks
10:57:46 <[bjoern]> .gcs "penis in my nostril" "penis in your nostril" "penis in my nostrils" "penis in your nostrils"
10:57:48 <phenny> "penis in my nostril" (22), "penis in your nostrils" (0), "penis in your nostril" (0), "penis in my nostrils" (0)
10:57:57 <[bjoern]> .gcs "penis in my nose" "penis in your nose"
10:57:58 <phenny> "penis in my nose" (176), "penis in your nose" (11)
10:58:08 <sbp> nope
10:58:37 <[bjoern]> Nasenlöcher?
10:58:58 * sbp wonders if amazong supports searching for ö
10:59:38 <[bjoern]> .gs my * is bleeding
10:59:39 <phenny> my * is bleeding: anus (18), nose (6), heart (5), finger (5), wallet (4), parakeet (4)
10:59:44 <sbp> no results in the Wiener Ausgaben that I checked
11:00:13 <[bjoern]> It's not all that surprising, considering that Nasenlöcher aren't, you know, there
11:00:25 <[bjoern]> .gs your * is bleeding
11:00:26 <phenny> your * is bleeding: hamster (6), soul (5), nose (5), heart (4), ear (4), vagina (3)
11:00:29 * sbp peers at http://www.amazon.com/Wiener-Ausgabe-Studien-Texte-Band/dp/3211832718
11:00:31 <[bjoern]> .gs your * are bleeding
11:00:32 <phenny> your * are bleeding: dreams (7), wounds (4), veins (3), toes (3), legs (3), knuckles (3)
11:00:36 <[bjoern]> .gs my * are bleeding
11:00:37 <phenny> my * are bleeding: ears (33), eyes (10), eyeballs (5), nipples (4), gums (4), wrists (3)
11:00:59 <[bjoern]> .wik parakeet
11:01:00 <phenny> "A parakeet is a North American term for any one of a large number of unrelated small to medium sized parrot species, that generally have long-tail feathers." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parakeet
11:01:27 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you to tell sbp http://www.ahmedhakeem.com/?=PHPE9568F36-D428-11d2-A769-00AA001ACF42
11:03:21 <[bjoern]> Monty: You asked me to remind you to remined me to go offline
11:03:22 <Monty> "the consumers we agree.
11:03:27 <[bjoern]> Indeed.
11:04:31 <sbp> NOooooOo
11:04:53 <sbp> if you go offline, you won't be wasting money!
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11:45:39 <sbp> .gcs Nasenloch Nasenlöcher
11:45:40 <phenny> Nasenlöcher (110,000), Nasenloch (87,200)
11:47:17 <kainschwarz> hrhr
11:47:30 <kainschwarz> .gcs ohrloch ohrlöcher
11:47:30 <phenny> ohrloch (34,800), ohrlöcher (13)
11:47:36 <kainschwarz> argh
11:47:46 <sbp> encoding fail
11:48:00 * kainschwarz haz teh footypo
11:48:17 <kainschwarz> .gcs ohrloch ohrloecher
11:48:17 <phenny> ohrloch (34,800), ohrloecher (1,190)
11:48:43 <sbp> .gc ohrlöcher
11:48:43 <phenny> ohrlöcher: 38,400
11:48:54 * kainschwarz wonders how i can configure that shiyt
11:49:16 <sbp> what you using, irssi?
11:49:21 <kainschwarz> yep
11:49:27 <kainschwarz> tryin it out
11:49:36 <sbp> then forget it. irssi's too fucked up to even contemplate fixing its encoding
11:49:53 <kainschwarz> :D
11:50:00 <sbp> I tried it once
11:50:09 <sbp> I was using irssi on two entirely identical setups
11:50:17 <sbp> and I mean identical: I went to great lengths to ensure that
11:50:25 <sbp> and yet one setup worked with utf-8 and one did not
11:50:37 <kainschwarz> i can read it
11:50:40 <sbp> LANG was identical, the versions of irssi were identical, all the relevant screen settings, etc.
11:50:41 <kainschwarz> but not write
11:50:53 <kainschwarz> irssi--
11:50:57 <sbp> yeah
11:53:01 <sbp> .c 176.76 USD in GBP
11:53:02 <phenny> 176.76 U.S. dollars = 94.986297 British pounds
11:53:02 <Monty> "you"
11:53:04 <sbp> nu
11:55:09 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] http://download.current-biology.com/pdfs/0960-9822/PIIS0960982208009561.pdf
11:55:09 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
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11:56:53 <nsh> O HAI
11:56:53 <phenny> nsh: 09:00Z <sbp> tell nsh http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/science/13visual.html?em - ahahaha at fi
11:56:55 <phenny> nsh: 09:01Z <sbp> tell nsh I think it's drifting off from the main group and is heading towards the mooon
11:57:15 <nsh> THING GO MOON?!
11:57:21 <nsh> this not me?
11:57:31 <nsh> haha, finland is teh lones
11:58:08 * nsh frowns at nytimes.com
11:58:21 <nsh> how do they know my email address from 8 years ago?!
11:58:32 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] or for the benefit of isdn users: http://g.photos.cx/europe-c2.png
11:58:32 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
11:58:36 <sbp> ohainsh
11:58:40 <nsh> oh, i remambar
11:58:49 <nsh> WHUT IS TEH UP?
11:59:02 <sbp> encoading of things for isdn usars
11:59:48 <nsh> "Europe has been colonized three times in the distant past, always from the south."
11:59:56 <nsh> faircools
12:00:06 <sbp> we've never had invaders from the arctics?
12:02:20 <nsh> nuppars
12:02:21 <nsh> well
12:02:30 <nsh> don't teh vikangs count?
12:03:59 <nsh> probably not
12:04:26 <nsh> "today i pillaged <someish> villages, and had my way with <certainsome> maidens."
12:05:04 <nsh> we ARE a medieval banquet.
12:05:24 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: for all your medieval banqueting requirements."
12:05:34 * xover ravages nsh's maidens…
12:05:50 <nsh> : : : ( ( (
12:07:03 <nsh> phenny, en fi "plans"?
12:07:04 <phenny> nsh: "suunnitelmat" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:07:42 <sbp> sunuuäääitkiktiliakuuunuliäääikikiikiikkkiiääkikikiamattt
12:07:44 <xover> .gcs mon moon mooon moooon mooooon moooooon
12:07:48 <phenny> mon (1,080,000,000), moon (359,000,000), mooon (382,000), mooooon (119,000), moooon (107,000), moooooon (21,700)
12:08:00 <sbp> go team mooon
12:08:06 <nsh> phenny, en fi "good time to start the day"?
12:08:07 <phenny> nsh: "hyvä aika aloittaa päivä" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:08:40 <xover> phenny: en fi "Well fuck you too, I'm sure."?
12:08:41 <phenny> xover: "Well fuck you too, olen varma." (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:08:57 <xover> phenny: en fi "fuck"?
12:08:57 <Monty> potty mouth!
12:08:57 <phenny> xover: "fuck" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:08:59 <Monty> potty mouth!
12:09:09 <xover> phenny: en fi "Monty"?
12:09:10 <phenny> xover: "Monty" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:09:11 <Monty> 14kINR == 175GBP
12:09:13 <Monty> "For example, I'm aware that and clear, unlike previous ones"
12:09:34 <xover> phenny: en fi "Damn"?
12:09:34 <phenny> xover: "Hitto" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:09:41 <xover> phenny: en fi "Shit"?
12:09:41 <sbp> HITTO
12:09:42 <phenny> xover: "Shit" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:09:47 <xover> phenny: en fi "Demon"?
12:09:47 <phenny> xover: "Demon" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:09:51 <xover> phenny: en fi "Devil"?
12:09:52 <phenny> xover: "Devil" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:09:56 <xover> Grr.
12:10:09 <xover> phenny: en fi "Grr"?
12:10:09 <phenny> xover: "Grr" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:10:33 <xover> phenny: fi en "Perkele"?
12:10:34 <phenny> xover: "Perkele" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:10:49 <xover> Perkele!
12:10:58 <nsh> PERKELE!
12:11:03 <nsh> perkele is untranslatable
12:11:20 <xover> Apparently so.
12:11:25 <sbp> hideous mongotron goatfish?
12:11:44 <xover> Finnish Lokii equivalent; trickster god.
12:12:13 <xover> .wik Perkele
12:12:14 <phenny> "Perkele is a god associated with thunder in Finnish mythology." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perkele
12:12:33 <sbp> oh
12:12:54 <xover> Hmm. Thor-equivalent? Strange.
12:13:07 <nsh> also ubiquitous emphatic cursative interjection
12:13:41 <nsh> OF THE PROFANIEST ILK
12:15:53 <nsh> phenny, en fi "for me the day began quite late"?
12:15:53 <phenny> nsh: "Minulle päivä alkoi melko myöhään" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:16:15 <nsh> (melko is wrong, that's more like "nearly")
12:16:25 <nsh> "quite" in this sentence would be "aika"
12:16:57 <nsh> phenny, fi en "aika"?
12:16:57 <phenny> nsh: "time" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:17:04 <nsh> phenny, fi en "aika hyvaa"?
12:17:04 <phenny> nsh: "Time hyvaa" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:17:31 <nsh> phenny, fi en "aika hyvää"?
12:17:31 <phenny> nsh: "a good time" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:17:45 <nsh> well, screw you anyway google
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12:51:44 <Arnia> Mmm... topology
12:51:46 <Arnia> http://www-viz.tamu.edu/faculty/ergun/research/topology/images.html
12:51:54 <Arnia> .title
12:51:54 <phenny> Arnia: Topological Mesh Modeling
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13:31:43 <Monty> But what does [bjoern] have to do with the price of fish?
13:31:57 <[bjoern]> But what does Monty have to do with the price of fish?
13:31:57 <phenny> [bjoern]: 11:55Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] http://download.current-biology.com/pdfs/0960-9822/PIIS0960982208009561.pdf
13:31:59 <phenny> [bjoern]: 11:58Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] or for the benefit of isdn users: http://g.photos.cx/europe-c2.png
13:31:59 <Monty> we'd be nice job and or what happens?
13:33:29 <[bjoern]> "I Was There. Just Ask Photoshop." - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/17/fashion/17photo.html
13:34:31 <[bjoern]> not too awesome the map
13:35:23 <nsh> GMAIL IS GFAIL
13:35:37 <[bjoern]> You are so quick to realize.
13:35:57 <Arnia> Interesting way of playing an instrument: http://homepage.mac.com/digego/antiphony.mov
14:22:12 <sbp> .ety pig
14:22:13 <phenny> "probably from O.E. *picg, found in compounds, ultimate origin unknown." - http://etymonline.com/?term=pig
14:22:17 <sbp> .ety swine
14:22:17 <phenny> "O.E. swin 'pig, hog,' from P.Gmc. *swinan (cf. O.S., O.Fris." - http://etymonline.com/?term=swine
14:22:22 <sbp> .ety pork
14:22:23 <phenny> "1215, 'flesh of a pig as food,' from L. porcus 'pig, tame swine,' from PIE *porko- 'young swine' (cf. Umbrian purka; O.C.S. prase 'young pig;' Lith. parsas 'pig;' O.E. fearh, M.Du. varken, both from P.Gmc. *farhaz)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=pork
14:22:26 <sbp> .ety bacon
14:22:27 <phenny> "c.1330, 'meat from the back and sides of a pig' (originally either fresh or cured), from O.Fr. bacon, from P.Gmc. *bakkon 'back meat' (cf. O.H.G. bahho, O.Du. baken 'bacon')." - http://etymonline.com/?term=bacon
14:22:32 <sbp> .ety hog
14:22:32 <phenny> "c.1175 (implied in hogaster), 'swine reared for slaughter' (usually about a year old), also used by stockmen for 'young sheep' (c.1350) and for 'horse older than one year,' suggesting the original sense had something to do with an age, not a type of animal." - http://etymonline.com/?term=hog
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14:36:28 <nsh> OHAI
14:36:46 <nsh> has just wroted sum blues
14:37:46 <nsh> lisppaste2, turburglerations pls
14:37:56 <nsh> *turdburglerations
14:37:59 <nsh> lisppaste2, url?
14:37:59 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
14:38:51 <lisppaste2> nsh pasted "Ten-step blues" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65452
14:41:03 <sbp> Arnia? xover? anyone with JSTOR access?
14:41:08 <sbp> get http://www.jstor.org/pss/411376 for me would you please?
14:41:17 <sbp> I already have access, of course, but it's only downloading the title page
14:41:25 <sbp> I want to know if it's broken for everyone else too
14:41:41 <nsh> i prollay has
14:41:45 <sbp> title page: I mean literally the JSTOR cover page, none of the article itself at all
14:41:46 <sbp> cool
14:42:09 <Arnia> On its way
14:42:37 <nsh> cool, effort-requirements obliviated
14:42:39 <nsh> .ety obliviate
14:42:40 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "obliviate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=obliviate
14:42:44 <nsh> .ety oblivion
14:42:45 <phenny> "1390, 'state or fact of forgetting,' from L. oblivionem (nom. oblivio) 'forgetfulness,' from oblivisci (pp. oblitus) 'forget,' originally 'even out, smooth over,' from ob 'over' + root of levis 'smooth.' Oblivious is c.1450, from L. obliviosus 'forgetful,' from oblivio." - http://etymonline.com/?term=oblivion
14:43:15 <nslater> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html (on trolls)
14:43:20 <nsh> .title
14:43:22 <nsh> was good article
14:43:24 <phenny> nsh: The New York Times > Log In
14:43:24 <nsh> LAST MONTH
14:43:31 <nslater> yeah, i would have done title, but nytimes fails
14:43:34 <nsh> yeah
14:43:42 <nsh> nytimes is 90% failanus by weightr
14:43:44 <nsh> anyways
14:43:47 <nsh> how's the noahtron?
14:44:07 <nslater> im okay, i just woke up for the third time today, i dunno whats wrong with me? how's nsh?
14:44:13 <nsh> and, more importantly, can you make my breakfast cook itself
14:44:26 <nsh> because i am surfing a 12-foot wave of lazy
14:44:29 <Monty> nslater: You asked me to remind you to think about getting tickets to the RI christmas lectures
14:44:34 <nslater> oh, no - sorry, i can send this peice of toast if you like?
14:44:45 <nslater> ive irc waves
14:44:49 <nsh> ok, but i want supersonic pidgeon delivery
14:44:54 <nslater> Monty: shit, allready!?
14:44:54 <Monty> screw you
14:44:59 <nslater> pfft
14:45:01 <nsh> .gc "supersonic pidgeon"
14:45:01 <phenny> "supersonic pidgeon": 0
14:45:08 <Arnia> What are this year's lectures on?
14:45:15 <nsh> .gc "supersonic pigeon"
14:45:16 <phenny> "supersonic pigeon": 22
14:45:18 <nslater> Monty: remind me in 24 hours to think about getting tickets to the RI christmas lectures
14:45:19 <nsh> awesome
14:45:20 <Monty> nslater: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Aug 18 15:45:57 BST 2008
14:45:25 <nsh> .g "supersonic pigeon"
14:45:25 <phenny> nsh: http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=60529&view=findpost&p=523361
14:45:29 <nsh> oOo
14:45:33 <nslater> Arnia: not sure..
14:45:36 <nsh> i wonder if anyone's tried releasing birds from supersonic planes
14:45:41 <nsh> what would be lulzperimental
14:45:41 <nslater> Arnia: I wanna take my little sister
14:46:00 <nslater> nsh: for the 10 microseconds before disintigration?
14:46:08 <sbp> Arnia: thanks!
14:46:18 <nsh> trying to un-newb younger siblings is a fruitless endeavour
14:46:25 <nsh> a quixotic mission
14:46:33 <nsh> what's the word?
14:46:34 <nslater> my sister is hella smart
14:46:42 <nsh> something that will not succeed?
14:46:47 <nsh> oh, you got the newb genes then?
14:46:53 <nsh> all maeks sens nao
14:47:00 <nslater> whachuonaboot?
14:47:52 <Arnia> No problem
14:47:56 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: we don't give a super-sonic pigeon shit about your srs bsns."
14:48:13 <sbp> ah, broken for you too
14:48:35 <nsh> "Pat Robertson, noted American Christian fundamentalist and mental deficient, claims that Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing Israel. Pat Robertson remains in care and is happy to reside in the most affluent psychiatric institution in the world, the USA."
14:48:39 <nsh> -- http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-152.html
14:48:59 <nsh> (works better if you read in incredibly camp voice)
14:49:23 <nsh> (i'm talking Will and Grace proportions here)
14:49:28 <sbp> okay
14:49:30 <nsh> ok, is frying time now
14:49:32 <sbp> someone tell me this
14:49:39 <nsh> THIS
14:49:42 <sbp> what's the difference between Will and Grace and Dharma and Greg?
14:49:55 <nslater> this better had a funny punchline
14:50:03 <sbp> no, I'm asking
14:50:05 <nslater> oh
14:50:17 * nslater goes away to lrn2english
14:50:19 <nsh> oh
14:50:28 <nsh> i don't think there is
14:50:42 <nsh> except that Dharma and Greg only has an implicit homosexual agenda
14:50:48 <nsh> *implicit*
14:51:04 * nsh doesn't have any mushrooms
14:51:19 <nsh> breakfast without mushrooms is so failanusful
14:51:52 <nslater> "In his mind, subjecting epileptic users to flashing lights was justified. ... A few days later, he wrote and posted a guide to safe Web surfing for epileptics."
14:52:10 <nslater> sounds like troller's remorse to me
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14:53:15 <nsh> chances of killing someone by putting flashing html on an epileptic website are lower than killing some randomer by kissing them after eating peanuts
14:53:17 <nsh> (FACT)
14:53:20 <Arnia> nslater: eh?
14:53:29 <nslater> Arnia: what are you ehing at?
14:53:37 <nsh> previously-linked nytimes article on trolling, Arnia
14:53:48 <nsh> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
14:53:55 <Arnia> Eh
14:53:57 <Arnia> eh
14:54:00 <Arnia> oooyeah
14:54:01 <nslater> troller's remorse is a common experience
14:56:55 <nsh> Aah Aah Aah, How Common?:
14:57:02 <nsh> .gc "troller's remorse"
14:57:03 <phenny> "troller's remorse": 15
14:57:07 <nsh> .gc "troll's remorse"
14:57:08 <phenny> "troll's remorse": 1,860
14:57:19 <nslater> meh, english
14:57:25 <nsh> Aah Aah Aah, Fifteen
14:57:36 * nsh wants to be a muppet vampire
14:57:38 <nsh> (realz)
14:57:41 <nslater> im not sure i like how this article is conflating trolls with "cybercriminals"
14:57:58 <nsh> o hai
14:58:04 <nsh> mainstream media is stupid
14:58:21 <nsh> walcum to internets 101
14:58:22 <nslater> im also not sure why postel is called "god of the Internet"
14:58:34 <nsh> .gc "god of the internet"
14:58:35 <phenny> "god of the internet": 121,000
14:58:38 <nslater> but i do like how Internet is capitalised and god is not
14:59:48 <nsh> i love when people give pronounciation guides for slightly-non-anglophonic names in IPA
15:00:08 <nsh> ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE INTERNATION PHONETIC ALPHABET PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO PRONOUNCE A NAME OF OBVIOUS ORIGIN
15:00:09 <nsh> IDIOTS
15:00:22 <nsh> *+al
15:00:33 <[bjoern]> You can "just read" IPA.
15:00:38 <nslater> hahahaha
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15:02:36 * nsh also wishes that purveyors of finnish bacon would realise that slicing their product WAFER-THIN does not give the customer the impression of greater value for money
15:04:35 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Swhack: we don't give a super-sonic pigeon shit about your srs bsns. || * nsh wants to be a muppet vampire (realz)"
15:05:06 <nslater> “People who make under $80,000 are too stupid to understand taxes anyway.” - McCain
15:05:28 <sbp> yeah, McCain's full of worthy Bushisms lately
15:05:56 <nslater> ... I don't know if it's my age and increased interest in global politics or an increase in cultural osmosis and exposure, but this is the first US election that I have known or cared about... which was puzzling me this morning
15:06:48 <nslater> does McCain look like a T2 to anyone else, or is it just me?
15:06:51 <[bjoern]> .gcs "eyeball in a box" "ear in a box" "penis in a box" "toe in a box" "liver in a box"
15:06:54 <phenny> "penis in a box" (3,350), "ear in a box" (418), "toe in a box" (250), "liver in a box" (57), "eyeball in a box" (14)
15:06:54 <sbp> I remember the last election really well. I was following it in some obscure place in the wee dark hours of the morning on an OS X machine
15:07:23 <[bjoern]> .gs Or I will * you
15:07:24 <phenny> Or I will * you: wubba (5), kill (5), replace (4), destroy (4), throw (3), taunt (3)
15:07:32 <[bjoern]> Monty: lag plz
15:07:33 <Monty> * are bleeding
15:07:34 <nslater> .g "mccain looks like a t2"
15:07:35 <phenny> nslater: No results found for '"mccain looks like a t2"'.
15:07:40 <nslater> internets!
15:08:20 <sbp> if McCain wins, i'm revoking America's right to vote
15:08:25 <[bjoern]> .gs McCain looks like *
15:08:26 <phenny> McCain looks like *: he's (7), jumpin (4), he (4), skeletor (2), saul tigh (2)
15:08:31 <nslater> skeletor!
15:08:38 <sbp> the rest of the world will vote for it next elections
15:08:39 <nslater> that's close enough to a terminator for my liking...
15:08:54 <[bjoern]> Skeletor is quite unlike T2s.
15:09:07 <nslater> it's got that creep factor
15:09:15 <sbp> [bjoern]: might one even say that nslater is a berk?
15:09:24 <nslater> WTF?
15:09:26 <nslater> compare:
15:09:27 <nslater> http://pagesperso-orange.fr/mdi/images/bckgrd/bckgrd_big/terminator_004.jpg
15:09:30 <nslater> http://www.sahbasucks.com/images/mccain-angry.jpg
15:09:42 <nslater> (note, random images pulled from first page of google images)
15:09:45 <Arnia> If McCain wins, I'm not sure there will be much of a world left to vote on America's behalf.
15:09:54 <[bjoern]> .rate McCain
15:09:56 <[bjoern]> .rate Skeletor
15:09:59 <sbp> this is a good and worrying point
15:09:59 <phenny> "McCain": 13.29% (6,950 rocks; 4,780 rules; 57,500 sucks; 19,000 blows)
15:09:59 <[bjoern]> .rate T2
15:10:00 <phenny> "Skeletor": 70.76% (194 rocks; 278 rules; 194 sucks; 1 blows)
15:10:03 <[bjoern]> .rates T2
15:10:04 <phenny> "T2": 76.62% (747 rocks; 646 rules; 365 sucks; 60 blows)
15:10:08 <phenny> "T2": 90.3% (1,370 rock; 454 rule; 57 suck; 139 blow)
15:10:10 <sbp> .rate Obama
15:10:15 <phenny> "Obama": 45.82% (58,600 rocks; 15,900 rules; 73,100 sucks; 15,000 blows)
15:10:17 * Arnia notes that in times of geopolitical instability, a leader who is utterly inconsistent is probably not the best choice
15:10:18 <nslater> what the hell is .rates?
15:10:25 <sbp> plurals
15:10:29 <[bjoern]> singular
15:10:29 <sbp> .rate dork
15:10:34 <phenny> "dork": 58.0% (147 rocks; 161 rules; 213 sucks; 10 blows)
15:10:35 <sbp> .rates dorks
15:10:38 <nslater> but it produced different results for the same query!
15:10:40 <phenny> "dorks": 95.02% (4,400 rock; 3,850 rule; 177 suck; 255 blow)
15:10:41 <Monty> anybody?
15:10:41 <nslater> .rate T2
15:10:43 <nslater> .rates T2
15:10:46 <phenny> "T2": 76.62% (747 rocks; 646 rules; 365 sucks; 60 blows)
15:10:47 <phenny> "T2": 90.3% (1,370 rock; 454 rule; 57 suck; 139 blow)
15:10:49 <nslater> wtf
15:10:54 * sbp waits for nslater to cotton on
15:11:05 <nslater> ill cotten you on
15:11:19 <nslater> srsly, i dont understand
15:11:24 <sbp> .gc "T2 rocks"
15:11:25 <phenny> "T2 rocks": 747
15:11:26 <sbp> .gc "T2 rock"
15:11:27 <phenny> "T2 rock": 1,370
15:11:34 <sbp> 16:10 <phenny> "T2": 76.62% (747 rocks; 646 rules; 365 sucks; 60 blows)
15:11:34 <sbp> 16:10 <phenny> "T2": 90.3% (1,370 rock; 454 rule; 57 suck; 139 blow)
15:11:35 <nslater> oh
15:11:51 <nslater> what an bizzare feature
15:12:14 <nslater> also, why am i berk pls?
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15:12:23 <nslater> melbel!
15:12:30 <[bjoern]> yo melbel
15:12:46 <nslater> they should elect presedent that looks like this terminator imvho: http://www.terminatorchronicles.com/stills/2007/11/summer-glau-sarah-connor-chronicles-2.jpg
15:13:01 <melbel> halloes :]
15:13:42 <sbp> earth hello unto thee melbel
15:13:56 <melbel> what other sorts of hellos are there?
15:13:59 <melbel> hai sbp
15:14:02 <nslater> sbp: THIS IZ SRS BSNS? WHY AM BERK PLS!?
15:14:03 <sbp> martian hellos
15:14:09 <melbel> oh hmmmm
15:14:12 <nslater> melbel: do you think mccain looks like a terminator?
15:14:15 <melbel> are they reddish?
15:14:18 <sbp> nslater: Obama's closer to that than McCain at least
15:14:27 <sbp> melbel: salmon pink, like the martian skies
15:14:31 <melbel> no, I do not, nslater
15:14:39 <nslater> obama's closer to berkdome or terminator similarity?
15:14:39 <melbel> that's a gross colour
15:14:44 <sbp> nslater: you might not be, [bjoern] never responded
15:14:49 <nslater> berkdom
15:15:00 <sbp> to terminator similarity, given the most recent JPG
15:15:23 <nslater> http://coolrulespronto.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/terminator.jpg
15:15:43 <nslater> i dont like the terminator franchise... but i just have to check this series out :p
15:15:48 <sbp> see, hair just doesn't do that in real life
15:15:49 <melbel> why are you terminator comparing?
15:16:07 <sbp> allegedgly because nslater is a berk
15:16:14 <sbp> but [bjoern] will neither confirm nor deny the rumour
15:16:17 <melbel> whut? hair does so do that in real life
15:16:20 <nslater> sbp: what is the usual result of mixing hair and boobs?
15:16:22 <sbp> alggledgeledgly
15:16:31 <sbp> hair usually goes to the side or the back
15:16:32 <nslater> melbel: see
15:16:32 <nslater> 16:09 < nslater> http://pagesperso-orange.fr/mdi/images/bckgrd/bckgrd_big/terminator_004.jpg
15:16:35 <nslater> 16:09 < nslater> http://www.sahbasucks.com/images/mccain-angry.jpg
15:16:41 <sbp> it isn't attracted to the nipples like a moth to a flame
15:16:50 <sbp> YET THAT IS WHAT I SEE HERE
15:16:53 <melbel> no
15:16:58 <nslater> not if you're a robot and have a cover-by-bresticals program
15:17:04 <melbel> no no no, he does NOT look like the Terminator
15:17:16 <sbp> so the hair is programmable?
15:17:24 <melbel> hair can do that
15:17:38 <nslater> well, it's fiction, so anything goes when you're talking non-canon backstories, ur such a h8r
15:17:38 <melbel> without special effects too!
15:18:22 <sbp> but it doesn't generally
15:18:31 <sbp> nowhere near the rate at which it occurs in the movies, anyway
15:18:31 <nslater> sbp: it's probably made of shape enhancing micro-particles
15:18:39 <nslater> shape shifting micro-particles
15:18:47 <nslater> or what ever it is they make shampoo out of these days
15:18:52 * nsh eating BREAKFAST OF KINGS YO
15:19:01 <nslater> mico-particles seems to have been one of the crowning discoveries of the last 10 years
15:19:03 <melbel> if the hair is of sufficient length, it will go over the nipples properly
15:19:05 <sbp> nsh: only the marshmallows from Lucky Charms?
15:19:11 <nsh> word
15:19:13 * melbel waves to nsh
15:19:25 <nslater> .wik micro-particles
15:19:27 <phenny> "Microparticles are particles between 0.1 and 100 μm in size." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microparticles
15:19:31 <nsh> o hai melbel
15:20:04 <nslater> omg proof http://www.stampworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mccain.jpg
15:20:36 * nsh can tell from a few of the pixels(tm)
15:20:47 <sbp> nslater: shopped
15:20:54 <nslater> uh uh, those i just jpeg artifacts
15:20:55 <nsh> that should go on photoshop worst of site
15:21:16 <melbel> he's not a Terminator
15:21:22 <nslater> oh wow, i just saw rule 34 for terminators *shudder*
15:21:24 <sbp> melbel is also shopped
15:21:33 <nsh> and shipped
15:21:35 <melbel> yes, with a lovley new purple lock
15:21:37 <sbp> and sorted
15:21:42 <melbel> lovely even
15:21:43 <melbel> :|
15:22:05 <nsh> and thwarted
15:22:14 <sbp> and thinagled
15:22:29 <nsh> and cynical'ed
15:22:32 <melbel> I am not reading my newspaper very quickly
15:22:40 <sbp> and chromomeroblasticated
15:22:44 <nsh> (and paraliterate)
15:22:50 <sbp> (and martian)
15:22:56 <melbel> only para
15:23:01 <sbp> 'kk
15:23:02 <nsh> (and darshung)
15:23:09 <sbp> what means darshung pls?
15:23:15 <nsh> i don't know
15:23:17 <nsh> seems like a thing
15:23:20 <sbp> this also is 'kk
15:23:26 <nsh> maybe type of dog or tea
15:23:32 <melbel> what is the ' placeholding?
15:23:33 <sbp> I hope it's a dog
15:23:39 <sbp> melbel: o
15:23:42 <melbel> o
15:23:44 <sbp> well, maybe oo
15:23:52 <melbel> ookk?
15:23:55 <sbp> yeah
15:23:59 <sbp> so 'k -> ok
15:23:59 <melbel> nou
15:24:00 <nsh> wait, that's darjeling and daschund
15:24:03 <sbp> and 'kk -> ookk
15:24:13 <melbel> and 'kkk?
15:24:15 <melbel> :D
15:24:19 <sbp> oookkk
15:24:23 <melbel> no!
15:24:26 <nsh> stands for "with love, from the ku klux klan"
15:24:29 <sbp> yahyahsrlsy
15:24:32 <melbel> lol
15:24:49 <sbp> OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO, I LIKE OXO
15:24:55 <sbp> BISTO ALSO IS GOOD
15:24:57 <nsh> .gcs klanmail klancards klanlove klanparty
15:24:58 <phenny> klanparty (326), klanmail (51), klanlove (16), klancards (0)
15:25:01 <melbel> I USED TO OWN SOME OXO STUFF
15:25:06 <sbp> WHAT STUFF?
15:25:07 <melbel> kitcheny thinglings
15:25:10 <sbp> cool
15:25:17 <sbp> like, OXO brand cutlery?
15:25:22 <nsh> OXO is gravy YO
15:25:32 <melbel> no I think it was a special scrubber something
15:25:48 <nsh> *you're* a special scrubber
15:26:08 * melbel scrubs five layers of skin from nsh
15:26:09 <sbp> was it made from microparticules?
15:26:20 * nsh ain't microparticular
15:26:26 <nsh> just easy-going
15:26:29 <sbp> ur microparticulate
15:26:29 * Monty spots someone who needs to learn English...
15:26:32 <sbp> nu
15:26:42 <sbp> Monty is an affront to my irony
15:26:43 <Monty> Your irony ?
15:26:47 <nsh> lulz
15:26:50 <sbp> YES MY IRONY BITCH
15:26:55 <nsh> Monty, stay wry of the humourbones
15:26:56 <Monty> 190hp 4/
15:26:59 <nsh> .ety wry
15:26:59 <melbel> ur ironing?
15:26:59 <phenny> "1523, 'distorted, somewhat twisted,' from obs. verb wry 'to contort, to twist or turn,' from O.E. wrigian 'to turn, bend, move, go,' from P.Gmc. *wrig- (cf. O.Fris. wrigia 'to bend,' M.L.G. wrich 'turned, twisted'), from PIE *wreik- 'to turn' (cf. Gk. rhoikos [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=wry
15:27:06 <nsh> .gs wry *
15:27:07 <phenny> wry *: (10), face (9), neck (7), views: anamorphosis (6), humor (6)
15:27:07 <sbp> no no ironing
15:27:12 <nsh> wtf
15:27:16 <nsh> "wry anamorphosis"
15:27:16 <melbel> but the wrinkles!
15:27:17 <sbp> listening to Scott Joplin
15:27:19 <nsh> .g "wry anamorphosis
15:27:20 <phenny> nsh: No results found for '"wry anamorphosis'.
15:27:24 <nsh> LIES THEN
15:27:25 <sbp> for old skool ragtimey funs
15:27:25 <nsh> oh, wait
15:27:32 <nsh> .g "why views: anamorphosis"
15:27:32 <phenny> nsh: No results found for '"why views: anamorphosis"'.
15:27:36 <nsh> LIES
15:27:39 <sbp> WRY
15:27:46 <sbp> .g "wry views: anamorphosis"
15:27:47 <phenny> sbp: http://docs.lib.purdue.edu/press_ebooks/5/
15:27:50 <sbp> did it myself
15:27:57 <nsh> oh
15:27:57 <sbp> .title
15:27:58 <phenny> sbp: (A)wry views: Anamorphosis, Cervantes, and the early picaresque
15:28:08 <sbp> oh man the early picaresque
15:28:22 <nsh> CAPTAIN O MAH CAPTAIN
15:28:41 <melbel> Captain Future?
15:28:50 <nsh> .gs captain *
15:28:52 <phenny> captain *: sim (4), luffy (4), beefheart (4), tarpals (3), satch (3), obvious (3)
15:28:53 <sbp> Captain Very Smooth Kneecaps
15:29:06 <sbp> (he waxes them. nobody knows why)
15:29:08 <nsh> CAPTAIN "VERY SMOOTH KNEECAPS" BEEFHEART
15:29:11 <sbp> hehe
15:29:14 <nsh> who doesn't in this day and age
15:29:19 * nsh went to large party last night
15:29:23 <sbp> Gerry Rafferty doesn't
15:29:24 <nsh> lots of people in sauna
15:29:41 <nsh> apparantly, a nontrivial proportion of contemporary finnish men shave their pubic hair
15:29:47 <nsh> (FACT)
15:29:48 <sbp> ...
15:29:53 <sbp> most straunge
15:29:59 <melbel> not just trimmed?
15:30:06 <nsh> nah, baldsome
15:30:09 <melbel> sad
15:30:46 <nsh> maybe they were all professional swimmers
15:30:51 <sbp> hehe
15:31:02 <melbel> oh well, it can grow back
15:31:11 <sbp> not for Finnish people it can't
15:31:16 <sbp> they're different from the rest of Europe
15:31:23 <nsh> yeah
15:31:25 <melbel> this is not fair
15:31:26 <sbp> they're going to the genetic mooon
15:31:27 <nsh> has map to prove it
15:31:30 <sbp> yeah
15:31:33 <nsh> .gc "genetic moon"
15:31:33 <phenny> "genetic moon": 31
15:31:40 <sbp> melbel: http://g.photos.cx/europe-c2.png
15:31:40 <nsh> .gc "genetic jupiter"
15:31:40 <phenny> "genetic jupiter": 0
15:31:59 <nsh> sbp: http://armorgames.com/play/2016/orbitrunner
15:32:09 <melbel> interestings
15:32:11 <nsh> don't think you can catch moons though :-/
15:32:39 <sbp> I have closed this game
15:32:48 <sbp> because it wouldn't let me disable its NOISY NOISES
15:32:50 <melbel> you mebbe could catch someone mooning you though
15:32:52 <nsh> yeah
15:32:59 <nsh> only reason i got around to playing it
15:33:03 <sbp> note to Adobe: GRR
15:33:06 <nsh> was because the 2 bar "musical score"
15:33:09 <nsh> started to drive me insane
15:33:13 <nsh> now i has given up
15:33:20 <nsh> because it seems to want some kind of RAM
15:33:27 <nsh> that isn't being taken up by 143 firefox tabs
15:33:33 <nsh> all regarding badger paraphilia
15:33:40 <sbp> interesting
15:33:47 <sbp> .ascii badger paraphilia
15:33:50 <lisppaste2> asciipic pasted "ascii badger paraphilia" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65455
15:34:42 <nslater> chandler: ping
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15:34:57 <nslater> d3llboy!
15:35:07 <melbel> afternoons d3llboy :P
15:35:07 <nslater> oh, i thought you were a bot
15:35:08 <Monty> about conservatives as long
15:35:08 <chandler> nslater: boing
15:35:19 <nsh> lol
15:35:22 <nslater> chandler: can you pop to #couchdb for a second pls
15:35:23 <nsh> gwbu5h!
15:35:23 <gwbu5h> chemical, and nuclear plants and now stands at 5.6 percent.
15:35:26 <melbel> he's not a bot, nslater
15:35:33 <nslater> his name looks like one!
15:35:34 <nslater> heh
15:35:36 <d3llboy> hi all
15:35:43 <nsh> gwbu5h, not allowed to sit at 5.6 percent then?
15:35:43 <gwbu5h> instead, we are now making our people have taken important steps to restore accountability and fiscal discipline by passing this resolution requires iraq to provide regular information to deny a job application.
15:35:50 <melbel> just because you associate letters with bawts, doesn't mean everyone does
15:35:56 <nsh> uh
15:35:59 <nsh> everyone who counts does
15:36:07 <melbel> I can count
15:36:50 <nsh> BUT DO YOU EXERCISE THAT FREEDOM!??!?!?
15:36:51 <nsh> huh
15:36:54 <nsh> HUH?
15:37:01 <melbel> no, I tend to use a calculator
15:37:05 <nsh> when was the last time you counted to a million, just to check it still works?!?
15:37:16 <melbel> when was the FIRST time you did?
15:37:21 <nsh> WHAT IF THEY REMOVED EVERYTHING BETWEEN 103,000 and 107,000?!?!
15:37:23 <nsh> YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
15:37:25 <nsh> NEVER
15:37:28 <melbel> there
15:37:32 <nsh> melbel, is was about 8
15:37:52 <nsh> nah, proved that counting goes on for ever using induction on my first day of school
15:37:57 <nsh> so it wasn't necessary
15:38:09 <melbel> how can you be sure though?
15:38:31 <nsh> .wik proof by induction
15:38:31 <phenny> "Mathematical induction is a method of mathematical proof typically used to establish that a given statement is true of all natural numbers." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_induction
15:38:59 <melbel> now that makes mee hungry
15:39:13 <nsh> you are a strange child :-)
15:39:22 <melbel> thank you <3
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15:40:59 <melbel> awww bye [bjoern]
15:46:57 <sbp> while True:
15:47:09 <sbp> answer = server.HASFIELBEENPASTEDPLZ()
15:47:21 <sbp> if answer == 'FUCKING YES, STOP BOTHERING ME':
15:47:30 <sbp> irc.say('lol, fiel pasted i think??')
15:47:49 <sbp> elif answer == 'SRSLY GO AWAY':
15:47:51 <sbp> break
15:52:44 <nsh> .w laagered
15:52:45 <phenny> I couldn't find 'laagered' in WordNet.
15:52:46 <nsh> .w laager
15:52:47 <phenny> laager n. 1: A camp defended by a circular formation of wagons.
15:52:52 <nsh> .ety laager
15:52:53 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "laager". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=laager
15:52:53 <nsh> dutch?
15:53:02 <sbp> ugh, I knew this would happen
15:53:05 * nsh curses failfox
15:53:11 <nsh> *failurefox
15:53:13 <sbp> I join #couchdb and already I'm looking at a site which goes "Spread is an open source toolkit that provides a high performance messaging service that is resilient to faults across local and wide area networks."
15:55:21 <nsh> haha
15:55:25 <nsh> lulz @ u
15:55:26 <Monty> "you"
15:55:37 <nsh> [Etymology: S. African Du. lager = G. lager, Du. leger (see leaguer).]
15:55:50 * nsh is the etymology-guessor CHAWMPION
15:56:11 <nsh> .ety leaguer
15:56:12 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "leaguer". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=leaguer
15:56:15 <nsh> .ety league
15:56:15 <phenny> "'alliance,' 1452, ligg, from M.Fr. ligue 'confederacy, league,' from It. lega, from legare 'to tie, to bind,' from L. ligare 'to bind' (see ligament)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=league
15:56:27 <sbp> guess etymology of gryphon, pls
15:56:46 <nsh> .wik Judge Bid'oison
15:56:46 <nsh> uh
15:56:47 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Judge Bid'oison".
15:56:51 <nsh> what you talking about mang?
15:57:01 <nsh> the greeks came were created with fully-formed words
15:57:04 <nsh> it's in the bible man
15:57:06 <sbp> asking you to apply your etyguessi... hehe
15:57:14 <sbp> okay I am sorry I did not know this
15:57:18 <nsh> .ety gryphon
15:57:27 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "gryphon". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=gryphon
15:57:32 <nsh> .ety griffin
15:57:32 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "griffin". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=griffin
15:57:35 <nsh> DIE
15:57:49 <nsh> .ety griffon
15:57:50 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "griffon". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=griffon
15:58:16 <nsh> clearly doesn't exist
15:58:23 <sbp> [a. OF. grifoun, F. griffon (OF. also gripon) = It. grifone, f. L. gr{ymac}phus (Mela) = gr{ymac}ps (gen. gr{ymac}phis), a. Gr. {gamma}{rho}{guacu}{psi} (gen. {gamma}{rho}{gumac}{pi}{goacu}{fsigma}).
15:58:25 <nsh> [Etymology: a. OF. grifoun, F. griffon (OF. also gripon) = It. grifone, f. L. gr?phus (Mela) = gr?ps (gen. gr?phis), a. Gr. ???? (gen. ???p??).
15:58:25 <nsh> In sense 2, and its comb. in 4, the regular modern spelling is griffon, in other senses usually griffin, though gryphon is used by many writers as having more dignified associations.]
15:58:46 <nsh> it's all curly-brackets to me..
15:58:56 <sbp> Greek. you were right
15:59:04 <nsh> when is i not?
15:59:12 <nsh> it's like a greek mythological animal though
15:59:15 <nsh> that wasn't hard
15:59:21 <nsh> EXCEPT IT ACTUALY EXISTS
15:59:28 <sbp> oh here's a funny thing
15:59:36 <nsh> IN ELVIS'S MOONZOO WITH THE DODO AND BIGFOOT COLONIES
15:59:39 <sbp> you know how Britain was meant to be founded by Brutus?
15:59:40 <nsh> .gc moon-zoo
15:59:41 <phenny> moon-zoo: 15,400
15:59:42 <nslater> sbp: ur such an open saurce h8r : (
15:59:56 <nsh> sbp, do nao
15:59:57 <sbp> so why did they choose to link Britain to Greek mythology and not the Bible?
16:00:13 <nslater> i wish your last name rhymed with hater, unfortunately, i seem to be the only one in that position
16:00:29 <sbp> woah, I hadn't noticed this
16:00:53 <nsh> Brid'Oison is a judge in the marriage of figaro
16:01:05 <nsh> haha, noa hater
16:01:19 <nsh> nosal hater
16:01:20 <nsh> oh man
16:01:28 <nsh> u so ful of lulz nslater
16:01:41 <nslater> : : : ( ( (
16:01:45 <sbp> I'm worried that he's related to Christian Slater
16:01:46 <Monty> Mobibot: convert 1 gbp to imitate Helen of how painful it's supposed to hear verizon here
16:02:09 * nsh just did unintentional hat-trick
16:02:13 <nsh> was pretty awesome
16:02:22 <nslater> Monty: i would like to see the result of that calulcahion
16:02:28 <nslater> calculashion
16:02:29 <Monty> Does it till there that happened after that, and discreteness in 4, the bible man the most common superpower is in the facility of mental
16:03:04 <nsh> n5h, facilitise mentals plskthx
16:03:04 <n5h> bah. cool est. twe, that might be of some perturbation
16:03:12 * nslater feels he made an embarassingly inappropriate joke for #couchdb
16:03:18 * nsh perturbs n5h
16:03:19 <n5h> ie, dependant upon a binary notion of a logic and then hack up the alt-z
16:03:35 <sbp> there, I hehed at it for you
16:03:55 <nslater> thanks!
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16:06:09 *** sbp changed the topic to: "tip: never mention anything in front of sbp and nsh. they will only go out of their way to make it exceptionally worse"
16:06:24 <nsh> (realz)
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16:07:16 <nslater> no no, you removed my embarassement and replaced it with lolz
16:07:30 <nslater> by any chance people will be so confused they will forget that i mentioned steaming hot turds
16:07:43 <nslater> and for people reading these logs, no, i will not provide context, more lolz that way
16:08:11 * nsh should probably tell his landlord about the leakness in bathroom
16:08:13 <nsh> but
16:08:18 <nsh> then i'd have to find out who my landlord is
16:08:27 <nsh> and i can't imagine that being a good thing to know
16:08:32 <nsh> they tend to want money and shit from people
16:08:36 * nsh not down with that
16:08:42 <sbp> money and steaming hot turds
16:14:03 <sbp> griffinship
16:14:04 <sbp> The position of being a griffin; the time during which one is a griffin.
16:14:04 <sbp> 1816 ‘QUIZ’ Grand Master IV. 76 The griffinship expired, he's sent, On duty from his regiment.
16:15:00 <nsh> sweet
16:16:03 <nsh> .gc "mock on, mock on"
16:16:04 <phenny> "mock on, mock on": 3,020
16:16:18 <nsh> oh sweet, poetry
16:16:33 <nsh> man, William Blake++
16:16:35 <nsh> [[[
16:16:38 <nsh> Mock on, mock on, Voltaire, Rousseau:
16:16:38 <nsh> Mock on, mock on: tis all in vain!
16:16:38 <nsh> You throw the sand against the wind,
16:16:38 <nsh> And the wind blows it back again.
16:16:38 <nsh> And every sand becomes a Gem,
16:16:39 <nsh> Reflected in the beam divine;
16:16:41 <nsh> Blown back they blind the mocking Eye,
16:16:43 <nsh> But still in Israels paths they shine.
16:16:45 <nsh> The Atoms of Democritus
16:16:47 <nsh> And the Newtons Particles of Light
16:16:49 <nsh> Are sands upon the Red Sea shore,
16:16:51 <nsh> Where Israels tents do shine so bright.
16:16:53 <nsh> ]]] --http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/blake/mock_on_mock_on_voltaire.html
16:16:55 <nsh> SO ON THE MONEY
16:17:50 <nsh> (clearly presciences about the inevitable collective unconscious backreaction to the holocaust leading to the vulgar excesses of state-zionism)
16:17:54 <nsh> *prescience
16:18:14 <nsh> .wik Komer
16:18:16 <phenny> "Robert William 'Blowtorch Bob' Komer (February 23, 1922 - April 9, 2000) was a key figure in the pacification effort to win South Vietnamese 'hearts and minds' during the Vietnam War, heading Civil Operations and Revolutionary Development Support." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Komer
16:19:45 <Arnia> I never thought I'd say that Scheme was, in the popular culture sense, cool.
16:19:57 <Arnia> Scheme as an artistic tool never even occurred to me :/
16:20:11 <nsh> if it's any consolation, i have no idea what you're talking about
16:20:13 <nsh> .wik Scheme
16:20:13 <phenny> "Scheme (programming language), a minimalist, multi-paradigm dialect of Lisp" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheme
16:20:18 <nsh> that's what i thought
16:21:40 <kpreid> Arnia: context?
16:22:03 <Arnia> .title http://impromptu.moso.com.au/gallery.html
16:22:04 <phenny> Arnia: impromptu
16:22:30 <Arnia> I'm listening/watching the live coding algorithmic composition performances
16:23:11 <nsh> WHEREPLS?
16:23:38 <Arnia> Australia
16:25:05 <nsh> less physical location, more logical location pls
16:25:22 <nsh> some sort of universal resource locator, perhaps
16:26:41 <kpreid> nslater: look six lines up
16:26:56 <nsh> oh
16:26:59 * nsh stupid
16:27:02 <kpreid> er, nsh
16:27:06 <nsh> ty
16:27:12 <kpreid> nswhoever
16:27:16 <kpreid> NSSwhackMember
16:27:35 <nslater> kpreid: what?
16:27:41 <nsh> nslater: http://impromptu.moso.com.au/gallery.html
16:27:43 <kpreid> nslater: wrong tab completion
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16:27:51 <nslater> oh, i get it, like that is it
16:28:22 <nsh> Arnia, awesome link
16:29:02 <nsh> everyone should record, edit (for brevity), tag, and summarise their coding
16:29:52 <nsh> .wik Slowworm
16:29:53 <phenny> "Anguis fragilis (the slow worm, slow-worm, slowworm, blindworm or blind worm) is a limbless reptile native to Eurasia." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slowworm
16:29:53 <kpreid> Tag: broken
16:30:09 <nsh> tag: forgotten
16:30:14 <kpreid> Tag: wheel
16:30:20 <nsh> tag: NO IDEA WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT...
16:30:25 <nsh> lol
16:30:28 <nsh> wheel tag is a good one
16:30:39 <nsh> i bet there's an inordinate amount of that
16:30:52 <nsh> there should actually be some form of coder-karmic penalty
16:30:56 <nsh> for reimplimenting something
16:31:19 <kpreid> nsh: the lost time and the pain in their wrists...
16:31:26 <nsh> with the hit rising in proportion to elegance and efficiency drop from incumbant implimentation
16:31:28 <Arnia> [[NSSwhackMember alloc] init];
16:31:38 <nsh> kpreid, that is not enough for me!
16:31:49 <nsh> that would be good though
16:31:58 <nsh> a form of algorithmic ecosystem
16:32:11 <nsh> where code-snippets must complete for resources
16:32:23 <nsh> NO SHUT UP NSH. NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT PRODUCTIVE STUFF
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16:32:45 <kpreid> nsh: look up agoric computing
16:33:10 <nsh> oh, free market coding?
16:33:19 <kpreid> naw, execution
16:33:24 <nsh> hmm
16:33:26 * danja_ looking for #swhack logs ...moved?
16:33:29 <kpreid> but if it's cheaper to execute it will be chosen...
16:33:32 <nsh> .ety agoric
16:33:32 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "agoric". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=agoric
16:33:36 <nsh> .w agoric
16:33:36 <phenny> I couldn't find 'agoric' in WordNet.
16:33:40 <kpreid> danja_: http://swhack.com/logs/
16:33:41 <nsh> try harder
16:33:45 <danja_> .w agora
16:33:45 <phenny> agora n. 1: 100 agorot equal 1 shekel in Israel
16:33:46 <phenny> agora n. 2: The marketplace in ancient Greece
16:33:47 <phenny> agora n. 3: A place of assembly for the people in ancient Greece.
16:34:07 <danja_> ta kpreid
16:34:07 <nsh> [[[
16:34:08 <nsh> Every so often I have to remind myself that much of munchkins has already
16:34:08 <nsh> been mapped out. Drexler, again -- the post-Xanadu notion of Agoric
16:34:08 <nsh> Computing. The Agora being a marketplace and town square where mutually
16:34:08 <nsh> suspicious buyers and sellers strike contracts. The famous volume, "the
16:34:08 <nsh> ecology of computation" -- a fine parallel/inspiration to the developing
16:34:10 <nsh> Khare (Rifkin) literature on evolution of computing standards :-) --
16:34:12 <nsh> described such markets ten years ago.
16:34:13 <kpreid> nsh: http://www.agorics.com/library.html
16:34:14 <nsh> ]]] -http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/oct98/0121.html
16:34:40 <nsh> cool
16:34:52 <chandler> nslater: http://www.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/000095399/functions/mq_open.html
16:35:00 <nsh> pity i have such visceral repulsion to anything even tangentially related to the sphere of business enterprise
16:35:06 <chandler> it's a local IPC mechanism, more efficient than SysV message queues
16:35:06 <nsh> and marketing makes me vomit
16:35:29 <nslater> thanks
16:35:36 * melbel sends nsh to market with a nice basket and a list
16:35:42 <nsh> mmm basket
16:35:47 * nsh wants to live in a basket
16:35:52 <nsh> OF A HINDENBERG
16:35:57 <nsh> (realz)
16:36:04 <melbel> (fire?)
16:36:11 <nsh> (helium)
16:36:18 <melbel> (you suck)
16:36:22 <nsh> (nu)
16:36:28 <melbel> (;])
16:36:56 * nsh wonders at oblique references in his esoteric book
16:37:02 <chandler> nslater: also, I think in assuming that there had to be a message queue of some sort inside lisppaste you demonstrated a symptom of overarchitecture disease, which is the same thing that makes people worry about scalability pointlessly
16:37:07 <nsh> .g "The Tables Should Be Turned"
16:37:07 <phenny> nsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Featured_list_candidates/Featured_log/November_2005
16:38:18 <nslater> chandler: no, i just assumed a disconnectedness
16:38:29 <nslater> chandler: and a message queue is a simple answer to that
16:39:31 <nsh> [[[ "Ah, The Tables should be Turned!" Derek proclaimed. "Their misshapen intellect meddles with the beautiful form of things: in order to kill, they dissect. Brain that have a structural configuration like the Manhattan skyline: one malignant crystalline spire piled upon another, ordered, rectilinear, but irretrievably corrupted." ]]]
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16:40:16 <nsh> no idea why the first sentences has that capitalisation
16:40:25 <nsh> the author is the kind that does nothing on accident
16:40:41 <nsh> but it doesn't appear to be a motif from any work of literature
16:41:30 <nsh> .w snipe
16:41:30 <phenny> snipe n. 1: Old or New World straight-billed game bird of the sandpiper family
16:41:31 <phenny> snipe v. 1: Hunt or shoot snipe
16:41:32 <phenny> snipe v. 2: Aim and shoot with great precision.
16:42:46 <nsh> .wik Zone of the interior
16:42:48 <phenny> "Akemi Takada (高田明美 Takada Akemi) is a Japanese artist and illustrator, and was born on March 31 in Tokyo, Japan." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akemi_Takada
16:42:52 <nsh> no
16:43:11 <chandler> .wik department of the interior
16:43:12 <phenny> "The United States Department of the Interior (DOI) is a Cabinet department of the United States government that manages and conserves most federally owned land." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_the_Interior
16:43:45 <nsh> [[[
16:43:46 <nsh> The book they dared not print, Zone of the Interior is a lost classic of zonked-out, high-as-a-kite Sixties literature. It tells the story of Sid Bell, an American political fugitive in London, who falls under the spell of Dr. Willie Last (modelled on the radical 'anti-psychiatrist' RD Laing).
16:43:46 <nsh> This unlikely duo feast on LSD, mescaline, psilocybin and psychobabble, believing that only by self-injecting themselves with schizophrenia will they become true existentialist guerrillas. Their 'purple haze' odyssey takes them into the eye of the hurricane - mental hospitals, secure units for the violent, the Harley Street cabal of the 'Sacred 7' and semi-derelict churches that come complete with an underground tank for the woman convinced she's a fish.
16:43:47 <nsh> Sigal's approach is richly sardonic and anti-establishment, of both right and left, in a jazz-influenced free-form prose, comic and serious, myth-puncturing and elegiac. Along the way Sigal, now an established Hollywood screenwriter makes the case for a revolutionary period of mental health nursing whose task is as yet undone.
16:43:51 <nsh> ]]] -http://www.pomonauk.com/books/clancysigal/index.php
16:44:11 <nsh> chandler, ZI is a military term used to refer to the continental US during and for a while after WW2, apparantly
16:44:39 <nsh> context: "Unfortunately, you gotta suspect these mental problems go all the way back to the ZI and have to do with a lot more than just Viet Nam."
16:44:55 <nsh> (from novel [ostensibly] about the vietnam war)
16:46:08 <nsh> .gcs pleonasm pleonastic pleonasmic pleonastatory
16:46:10 <phenny> pleonasm (134,000), pleonastic (87,800), pleonasmic (295), pleonastatory (0)
16:46:24 <nsh> .gs pleonastic *
16:46:25 <phenny> pleonastic *: plurivocations (4), (4), to rehearse (3), propositions (3), in (3)
16:49:38 <nsh> .gcs development developement
16:49:39 <phenny> development (1,090,000,000), developement (5,690,000)
16:51:24 <nsh> (two typos for 147 pages of a 1st edition self-published book; pretty impressive)
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16:52:03 <nsh> considering the vocabulary density is probably 300% that of a regular fictional work
16:53:02 <nsh> .g "hearts fed on fantasies grow brutal from the fare"
16:53:03 <phenny> nsh: No results found for '"hearts fed on fantasies grow brutal from the fare"'.
16:53:05 <nsh> meh
16:53:16 <nsh> .gc "hearts fed on fantasies"
16:53:17 <phenny> "hearts fed on fantasies": 0
16:53:53 <nsh> bah, it's yeats, apparantly
16:54:00 <nsh> but not on the internet?
16:54:03 <nsh> what's the about...
16:54:20 <sbp> tell me about it
16:54:25 <sbp> we've already BEEN through this
16:54:29 <sbp> all the good stuffs is not on the Web
16:54:33 <sbp> except for the few bits that are
16:54:37 <nsh> stupid humans
16:54:56 <nsh> isn't google supposed to be fixing this abberation
16:54:58 <nsh> they need to TRY MOAR
16:55:07 <nsh> GOOGLE: MORE DIGITISING, LESS FUCKING AROUND OKAY
16:55:35 <nsh> There Must Be Information-Immortality Through Redundancy.
16:55:36 <nsh> There Must Be Information-Immortality Through Redundancy.
16:55:37 <nsh> There Must Be Information-Immortality Through Redundancy.
16:55:47 <chandler> what nsh says three times is true.
16:56:00 <nslater> n5h
16:56:00 <sbp> another thing that annoys me
16:56:01 <n5h> cool. arnia
16:56:10 <nslater> Cool. Arnia.
16:56:15 <sbp> Google don't auto Full View everything before like 1930
16:56:18 <nslater> n5h
16:56:19 <n5h> bcc lauri.love@gmail.com if you have lots of people that search for the group of professor howy jacobs in imt institute of medical technology, university of london.. ya sry. it's definitely beat the work day
16:56:22 <sbp> or whatever the cutoff date is
16:56:34 <nslater> .g lauri.love@gmail.com
16:56:35 <phenny> nslater: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Nsh/CyberLibrary-Vuln
16:57:05 <sbp> <Insert Malicious Actions Here>
16:57:06 <nslater> nsh: wtf is this?
16:57:15 * nsh should probably delete that
16:57:26 <sbp> ooh, ooh, can I do it>
16:57:32 <nsh> okeis
16:57:33 <nslater> nsh, is that ur emailz?
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16:58:05 <nsh> i has no emailz
16:58:14 <nslater> impossiblez!
16:58:22 <nsh> HOWS?!
16:58:35 <nsh> [[[
16:58:35 <nsh> Suggested Fix
16:58:35 <nsh> Replace internet explorer with more secure browser software (ie: Mozilla Firefox)
16:58:35 <nsh> Replace windows operating system with more secure operating system (ie: Linux)
16:58:35 <nsh> Have ready made hard disk images rolled out to terminals after each 30 minute session
16:58:38 <nslater> they let ppls onto internetz without emailz these dayz!?
16:58:39 <nsh> ]]] -ibid
16:58:41 <sbp> I cannot delete it
16:58:41 <nslater> sry
16:58:47 <sbp> I can replace it with null content
16:58:51 <sbp> but that is not quite the same
16:58:56 <nslater> Linux. Not an operating system. (tm)
16:59:00 <sbp> can you, as the owner of the page, delete it entirely?
16:59:11 <sbp> GNU/Linux. Not an operating system. (tm)
16:59:13 <nsh> no
16:59:18 <sbp> Debian. An operating system. (tm)
16:59:18 <nsh> have to be wikipedia admin
16:59:21 <xover> sbp: Cutoff is 1923.
16:59:28 <nslater> The choice of a GNU generation. (tm)
16:59:50 <nsh> Linux: popular name for GNU/Linux (unpopular name for hissy-fitting beard-guys)
17:00:08 <nslater> beard-guys invokes ammusing imagary for me
17:00:15 <chandler> Debian. Not necessarily Linux. (tm)
17:00:16 <nslater> the secret clan of of the beard
17:00:20 <nsh> I AM HAPPY TO PLEASE
17:00:29 <sbp> ugh
17:00:30 <nslater> ur both wrong
17:00:31 <sbp> I think you'd better do it
17:00:33 <sbp> I was going to do:
17:00:34 <sbp> {{delete|“This page is made of particulars that the author wishes to abanon in their entirety.”}}
17:00:37 <nslater> it's "Debian GNU/Linux" kthx
17:00:48 <chandler> nono, what about Debian GNU/Hurd?
17:00:55 <nslater> iz differentz
17:01:01 <chandler> or Debian GNU/kFreeBSD?
17:01:05 <nsh> sbp, that would has beened cool
17:01:11 <chandler> or Debian GNU/Who put socks in my underwear drawer?
17:01:13 <nslater> "Debian GNU/Linux is a free distribution of the GNU/Linux operating system." (officalz)
17:01:29 <nslater> if the word gnu or linux is mentioned one more time my head is likely to assplode
17:01:37 <sbp> Debian. A shit operating system. (tm)
17:01:41 <nsh> "We had fed our hearts on fantasies,
17:01:41 <nsh> The hearts grown brutal from the fare.
17:01:41 <nsh> Yeats
17:01:44 <chandler> uh oh, sounds like somebody put socks in *your* underwear drawer
17:01:44 <nslater> Beard OS, now that one is catchy
17:01:46 <sbp> Ubuntu. A (less) shit operating system. (tm)
17:01:52 <nslater> hahahaha
17:01:55 <nslater> fail troll is fail
17:02:09 <sbp> WHERE IS TROLL PLS
17:02:10 <nsh> .gc BeardOS
17:02:10 <xover> nsh: If you dig up a source for that, phenny me please.
17:02:11 <phenny> BeardOS: 9,610
17:02:22 <nsh> xover, will do mang
17:02:25 <xover> ta
17:02:54 <nsh> xover: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22grown+brutal+from+the+fare
17:02:58 <chandler> .gc Beards-over-babiesOS
17:02:59 <phenny> Beards-over-babiesOS: 0
17:03:05 <nsh> the original search query i used was a paraphrasal
17:03:07 <chandler> tr3x: talk beards
17:03:07 <tr3x> beards over babies? not to like in the universe where nobody ever remembers the times kids today just add snowmobiles to their side of the fabric of space-time is far beyond your means can help you out!
17:03:20 <chandler> .g "beards over babies"
17:03:20 <phenny> chandler: http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000853.html
17:03:22 <nslater> best os name: http://jailbait.sourceforge.net/
17:03:28 <xover> The coke money fuels the fantasies / The heart's grown brutal from the fare / More substance in our enmities / Than in love. Things fall apart. ...
17:03:38 <xover> WB Yeats.
17:03:38 <sbp> The Stare's Nest by My Window
17:03:49 <sbp> (1922)
17:04:01 <Arnia> http://www.memo.tv/his_spaghedeitys_screen_saver
17:04:16 <nslater> .wik jailbait linux
17:04:17 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "jailbait linux".
17:04:18 <nsh> http://books.google.com/books?um=1&ct=property-revision&q=%22grown+brutal+from+the+fare%22+author%3AYeats&btnG=Search+Books
17:04:20 <sbp> .title http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1144.html
17:04:21 <phenny> sbp: [minstrels] The Stare's Nest by My Window -- W. B. Yeats
17:04:40 <sbp> [[[
17:04:40 <sbp> We had fed the heart on fantasies,
17:04:41 <sbp> The heart's grown brutal from the fare,
17:04:42 <sbp> ]]] - ibid.
17:05:13 <sbp> Yeats is made of darling buds of win
17:05:44 * xover Yojimbo's it…
17:05:45 <nsh> .w stare
17:05:45 <phenny> stare n. 1: A fixed look with eyes open wide
17:05:46 <phenny> stare v. 1: Look at with fixed eyes
17:05:47 <phenny> stare v. 2: Fixate one's eyes.
17:05:49 <nsh> NO
17:05:54 <sbp> .dict stare
17:05:55 <phenny> stare - 1. look fixedly, 2. be wide open with shock
17:05:58 <sbp> BAD
17:06:23 <sbp> "A bird of the genus Sturnus: = STARLING."
17:06:27 <sbp> in the OED, that's n.1!
17:06:28 <chandler> .wik stare (bird)
17:06:29 <phenny> "A group of birds of any type is generically known collectively as a flock." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns_for_birds
17:06:35 <chandler> wikfail
17:06:37 <nsh> OED: FUCKING HARDCORE
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17:06:47 <nsh> wikipedia search is totalzfail
17:06:49 <sbp> “[OE. stær masc. = MLG. star masc., OHG. star masc., stara fem. (mod.G. star, also written staar, stahr), OIcel. stari (Edda Gl.; Sw., Norw. stare, Da. stær):{em}OTeut. *staro-z, star{omacbreve}n-, cogn. w. L. sturnus of the same meaning.]”
17:06:58 <nsh> acarrico: STATE CIRCUSES AND BREADS
17:07:23 <chandler> (translated from nsh) STATE FAIR
17:07:37 <nsh> (abbreviate) STAIR
17:07:42 <nsh> *-d
17:08:23 <chandler> (homie nym) STARE
17:08:44 <nsh> (tasty thyng) CHOCOLATE ECLAIR
17:09:25 * chandler luls at Ascender's font demo sentence
17:09:27 <chandler> "Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed"
17:09:43 <nsh> ++++PLUS++P++PLUS++++
17:09:45 <xover> .wik Zephyr
17:09:45 <phenny> "Zephyrus, one of the Anemoi and the Greek god of the west wind" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zephyr
17:09:51 <nsh> .wik Anemoi
17:09:51 <phenny> "In Greek mythology, the Anemoi (in Greek, Άνεμοι — 'winds') were wind gods who were each ascribed a cardinal direction, from which their respective winds came, and were each associated with various seasons and weather conditions." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anemoi
17:10:13 <xover> .gc "God of gentle breezes"
17:10:14 <phenny> "God of gentle breezes": 29
17:10:15 <sbp> 'Yeats is trapped in his house in the country during the Irish civil war, looking on helplessly at the results of the nationalism that he has helped to promote'
17:10:54 <deltab> nslater: Linux' 17th birthday is eight days away
17:11:02 <sbp> chandler: if you did wax -> waxen it'd be in iambic pentameter
17:11:23 <xover> flaxen?
17:11:30 <nsh> .gs flaxen *
17:11:31 <phenny> flaxen *: mane (12), waxen (9), locks (8), shibori (7), eurotop (6)
17:11:39 <nsh> .wik Shibori
17:11:39 <phenny> "Shibori is a Japanese term for several methods of dyeing cloth with a pattern by binding, stitching, folding, twisting, or compressing it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibori
17:11:43 <xover> .gc "flaxen waxen"
17:11:44 <phenny> "flaxen waxen": 7,020
17:11:48 <xover> ...
17:11:50 <nsh> taht is alot?!
17:11:54 <sbp> [[[
17:11:55 <sbp> Boreas had taken a fancy to Oreithyia, and had initially pleaded for her favours, hoping to persuade her. When this failed, he reverted to his usual temper and abducted her as she danced on the banks of the Illissus. Boreas wrapped Oreithyia up in a cloud, raped her, and with her, Boreas fathered two sons—the Boreads, Zetes and Calais—and two daughters—Chione and Cleopatra.
17:11:58 <sbp> ]]] - on the north wind
17:12:16 <nsh> hardcore
17:12:29 <nsh> don't fux wiv dah north wind, yo
17:12:49 <nsh> he's all about DAH NUMBAS
17:13:43 <sbp> NP: Let The Four Winds Blow, Fats Domino
17:13:59 <sbp> (a song of much brilliance)
17:14:54 <nsh> is there a site yet that just gets audio from youtube vids?
17:15:06 * nsh can't be fucked wasting the world's bandwidth to listen to songs anymoar
17:15:44 <nsh> oOo, i lieks tihs
17:15:53 <sbp> yeah, is schweet
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17:17:23 * chandler wonders if the wastage of a single static frame FLV-encoded video really exceeds that of the HTTP and HTML and JavaScript crap surrounding it
17:17:39 <nsh> i meant all of those things too
17:17:41 <chandler> assuming it's one of those youtube songs-as-videos things where the video is just a picture
17:17:46 <nsh> so a site where you have an input box
17:18:00 <nsh> type search query, and it changes its flash audio to that of the youtube video
17:18:08 <nsh> ZERO OVERHEADS
17:18:11 <chandler> eh, you lost me at "site", assuming you mean web site
17:18:22 <sbp> okay
17:18:25 <sbp> I have an idea
17:18:29 <nsh> well, i assume this service would be located on some kinda websiets
17:18:32 <sbp> YouTube Sockpuppet Shakespeare Productions
17:18:40 <nsh> ooOOOOoo
17:18:43 <sbp> yes
17:18:46 <sbp> yes indeed
17:18:54 <nsh> (funny-voices mandatory?!?)
17:18:57 <chandler> I find it hard to believe that this doesn't already exist
17:19:06 <sbp> (mosdef)
17:19:13 <nsh> people have shitty imaginations chandlaur
17:19:15 <chandler> funny voices are mandatory if you want to get an entire act in one 10-minute YouTube vid!
17:19:17 <sbp> yeah
17:19:19 * nsh nods
17:19:20 <nsh> yeah
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17:19:51 <nsh> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSslFTkjsNA
17:19:52 <phenny> nsh: YouTube - Romeo & Juliet - Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre pt 1
17:19:56 <nsh> THELSDJ IS IN THE HIZZLE YO
17:20:07 <nsh> oh man
17:20:15 <sbp> ooh!
17:20:20 <nsh> everything sockpuppet-y is better in scotstongue
17:20:39 <nsh> didn't use real script though
17:21:22 <nsh> those are amazing puppets though
17:21:25 <nsh> WANT
17:21:40 <sbp> "I am Juliet and I am a Catapult."
17:21:57 <sbp> woah, the slide walk is brilliant
17:21:59 <nsh> plusplus
17:22:06 <nsh> music coming up!
17:22:28 <sbp> heh, yes!
17:22:53 <nsh> colour me entertained!
17:23:20 <sbp> what a shock!
17:23:32 * nsh waits one minute...
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17:24:00 <nsh> "oooh, A-flat: fuck that!"
17:24:05 * sbp watches part two
17:24:15 <nsh> realz
17:25:39 <nsh> glasgow accent for the wins
17:25:51 <xover> .wik Reduced Shakespeare Company
17:25:52 <phenny> "The Reduced Shakespeare Company is an American acting troupe that writes and performs unsubtle, fast-paced, seemingly improvisational condensations of huge topics." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_Shakespeare_Company
17:26:22 * nsh would watch condensed war and peace
17:26:25 <nsh> that would be cool
17:27:17 <sbp> PART THREE PART THREE!!
17:27:37 <nsh> FRIAR TUCK
17:27:39 <xover> That would have been a lot funnier if they hadn't been trying to be funny.
17:28:03 <nsh> mebbes
17:28:41 <chandler> they're just subverting your expectations that sock puppet humor should not be deliberately funny
17:29:41 <nsh> "wazzane that much Tizer when ye finished, either..."
17:29:42 <xover> Oh that's ok then. If you're subverting. The medium. And stuffs. Then it's ok to not be funny.
17:29:43 <nsh> awesome
17:29:45 <chandler> also, clearly my imaginations constrain the internets. I couldn't imagine it not being there, and there it was!
17:29:59 <nsh> chandler, USE THIS POWER WISELY....
17:30:00 <xover> Necessary but not sufficient.
17:30:08 <nsh> (for rule 34 enforcement)
17:33:00 <chandler`> don't worry, I have very broad imaginations
17:34:35 <nsh> (PUN INTENDED?!?!?!)
17:34:40 * nsh choxelles anyway
17:36:08 <sbp> win
17:37:14 <sbp> yeah, they were trying very hard, but it was still funny anyway
17:39:53 <sbp> neoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonism
17:40:14 <sbp> I get excited about neoplatonism sometimes
17:40:31 <sbp> I feel that it's being a bit neglected on the getting-excited-about front these days
17:40:43 <sbp> so I have to compensate for all the excitation love that it's not receiving
17:41:09 <kainschwarz> neoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonismneoplatonism
17:41:15 <kainschwarz> :D
17:41:16 <sbp> that's the spirit!
17:41:28 <kainschwarz> 'tis exciting
17:41:34 <sbp> of course by now it would be neoneoplatonism
17:41:36 <sbp> but whatever
17:42:09 * kainschwarz haz a company with two friends which is named neoproto
17:42:34 <kainschwarz> neoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoprotoneoproto
17:43:13 *** kainschwarz is now known as neoproto
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17:44:24 <deltab> nsh: mplayer has -dumpaudio to extract the audio part of a stream; I've used it to get the music from 'Pages From Ceefax'
17:44:38 <nsh> deltab, cool
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17:44:44 <nsh> whut is pages from ceefax pls
17:44:49 <nsh> .g Pages from Ceefax
17:44:50 <phenny> nsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceefax
17:44:55 <nsh> no
17:45:00 <nsh> .g "Pages from Ceefax"
17:45:00 <phenny> nsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceefax
17:45:09 <nsh> ceefax has no music...
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17:45:28 <nsh> oh, is bbc two porgram
17:45:31 <deltab> when BBC2 runs out of programmes to show, they hook the channel up to a teletext decoder and play some music
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17:45:46 * nsh nods
17:45:49 <nsh> i remember
17:45:51 <nsh> vaguely
17:46:24 <deltab> ITV now has a similar thing (but with better fonts, photos, and transistions), called Nightscreen
17:46:41 <nsh> cool
17:47:24 * nsh isn't going to drink any more finnish beer
17:47:34 <nsh> dehydrates like no other alcohol on earth
17:47:45 <nsh> (extrapolating from my reasonable experience)
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17:57:55 <sbp> GOLF: http://n4trb.com/ArtHistory/images/Avercamp_K086.JPG
17:59:28 <nsh> THE SUSPENSE OF LOADING
17:59:35 <nsh> IT PROVOKES EMOTION!
17:59:40 <sbp> LOVE?
17:59:54 <nsh> awesome picture is awesome
17:59:55 <nsh> yes?
18:00:11 <sbp> I mean, is that the emotion provoked?
18:00:17 <sbp> what does love do when it's provoked?
18:00:19 <nsh> realz
18:00:23 <sbp> spit at you with hearts and butterflies?
18:00:38 <nsh> it protrudes floral fangs
18:00:42 <sbp> woah
18:00:45 <nsh> and venomous poetry
18:00:53 <sbp> rains molten joy on your head
18:00:53 <nsh> (FACT)
18:00:54 <nslater> question
18:00:57 <nsh> haha
18:00:59 <nsh> word
18:01:01 <nslater> why is guy holding axe?
18:01:10 <nslater> is this eXtreem golf?
18:01:11 <nsh> WAI IS GAI HOLD AX?!?
18:01:15 <nsh> lol
18:01:27 <sbp> that's to make the dude a new golf club out of a tree
18:01:29 <sbp> when he breaks his
18:01:33 <nslater> every strike over par and you loose a limb
18:01:37 <nsh> you always need a vaguely eastern europian metalsmith
18:01:39 <nsh> in these kinds of images
18:01:52 <sbp> <Jason> Jörgfred? I broke my club again
18:01:57 <sbp> <Jörgfred> sigh...
18:01:59 <nslater> why is guy play on ice?
18:02:05 <sbp> ball goes further
18:02:10 <nslater> or, why is grass white?
18:02:23 <nsh> grass is white in artworld
18:02:24 <sbp> is ice. you can see skaters to the left
18:02:28 <sbp> and reflections of skaters
18:02:30 <nsh> the parallel universe of paintings
18:02:38 <nslater> why is golf course reminicent of some post-apocolyptic city scene?
18:02:52 <nslater> summary...
18:02:53 <sbp> no, there are ships in the background
18:02:56 <nslater> picture is weird
18:03:07 <nslater> why is boy hold fishing net?
18:03:14 <nsh> one of those birds is clearly a fighter-plane too....
18:03:14 <nslater> where are all my answers?
18:03:28 <sbp> he's going to catch that woman who's standing in the background
18:03:28 <nsh> nslater, yahoo and skittles have them
18:03:36 <sbp> yeah, the birds all look like planes to me too
18:03:38 <nslater> why is security camera in scene? omg anachronisms
18:03:47 <nsh> lulz
18:03:53 <nsh> (irl)
18:03:58 <sbp> the "security camera" is a kind of plant
18:04:08 <nslater> a plan with wooden props?
18:04:11 <nslater> *plant
18:04:18 <nsh> appears to be a barrel on top of a pole
18:04:20 <nslater> and a speaker?
18:04:20 <sbp> well they don't want it falling over
18:04:24 <nsh> for some silly reason
18:04:24 <sbp> it's a valuable barrelplant
18:04:29 <nsh> ah
18:04:30 <nslater> aaah
18:04:32 <nsh> all maeks sense nao
18:04:33 <nslater> .wik barrelplant
18:04:35 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "barrelplant".
18:04:36 <nsh> lol
18:04:41 <nslater> omg new speshese
18:04:46 <nsh> HOW BABBY MAED NSLATOR?!?
18:05:11 <nslater> why is ship on grass/ice thing?
18:05:15 <sbp> this is probably the most rigorous investigation that Avercamp has ever been subject to!
18:05:17 <nslater> sbp, WHAT IS THIS PICTRE?!
18:05:25 <sbp> well ones upon a time the ice was not frozen
18:05:32 <sbp> so the boat went there during that time
18:05:37 <nslater> so they play on ice 4 realz?
18:05:39 <sbp> the water then subsequently became frozen into ice
18:05:44 <sbp> yeah. you can see skaters!
18:05:45 <sbp> look to the left
18:05:50 <nslater> wow, this is a whole new aspect of SCIENCE to me!
18:06:00 <sbp> they're either skaters or really weird dancers
18:06:04 <nslater> water freezes to ice
18:06:05 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
18:06:12 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
18:06:13 <nslater> nsh: note that down pls
18:06:17 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
18:06:19 <nslater> dont say it three times or..
18:06:22 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
18:06:23 <nslater> damn
18:06:25 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
18:06:38 * nsh done now
18:06:43 <nslater> was about to spray
18:06:47 <nsh> wtf
18:06:53 <nslater> spray science on ur face
18:06:58 <nsh> i'm not an insect mang
18:07:05 <nsh> is that sextalk noah?!
18:07:11 <nslater> if you want it 2 be
18:07:21 <nsh> I SPRAY MY SCIENCE ALL OVER YOUR ENGORGED FACE
18:07:26 <sbp> http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/avercamp/
18:07:31 <sbp> he did a million more like this by the way
18:07:36 <nslater> engorgedness++
18:07:40 <nsh> YOU BEG FOR MOAR HYPOTHESIS TO PUNISH YOUR BRAVEN SLUTISHNESS
18:08:05 <nsh> ice-fetish much...
18:08:09 <nslater> "Dutch painter, active in Kampen, the most famous exponent of the winter landscape... and subtle surealism."
18:08:16 <nsh> AHA
18:08:16 <Monty> (nu)
18:08:24 <nsh> hense the SECURTEEEECAMRA
18:08:31 <nslater> (NOTE: MAY HAVE EMBELISHED DESCRIPTION)
18:08:41 <nsh> .title http://www.jefffaust.com/subtle_surrealism.htm
18:08:42 <phenny> nsh: The Subtle Realism of Jeff Faust
18:08:44 <nsh> THAT IS NOT SUBTLE
18:08:45 <sbp> http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/avercamp/ice-scene-mauritshuis.jpg
18:08:49 <sbp> check out the guy in the foreground
18:09:04 <nslater> nsh: 4chan is more subtle than that wtf wtf wtf
18:09:13 <nslater> woah, more icey weirdness
18:09:18 <nsh> that picture is full of win
18:09:30 <nslater> check out the dude with the hat at the front center
18:09:32 <nslater> he's fresh as fuck
18:09:33 <nsh> guy looks like he's having a *whale of a jig*
18:09:36 <nsh> word
18:09:47 <nsh> his wardrobe: WANT
18:09:51 <nslater> i imagine him singing an irish ditty
18:09:57 * nsh wishes there was a highstreet shop for that century
18:10:04 <nsh> no need to imagine: HE IS
18:10:09 <nslater> wrd
18:10:20 <nsh> wwrd: what would reagan do
18:10:25 <nsh> .gc "what would reagan do"
18:10:26 <phenny> "what would reagan do": 21,600
18:10:27 <nslater> note man in sled above right to that guy
18:10:32 <nslater> what does he think he's playing at
18:10:34 <sbp> shame there's not a bigger version of this
18:10:36 <nslater> flat ice is flat
18:10:38 <nsh> lulz
18:10:41 <nslater> he's not going anywhere very fast
18:10:48 <nsh> he probably has lackeys to push him
18:10:53 <nsh> oh man
18:10:57 <nsh> they should make ice
18:11:04 <nsh> and put robotics underneath it
18:11:10 <nsh> and then move one end up and down
18:11:13 <nsh> FOR THE WIN
18:11:13 <nslater> woah
18:11:17 <nslater> i think i spotted an upskirt
18:11:21 <nsh> oOOOoo
18:11:31 <nslater> up and slightly left of fresh dancing guy
18:11:35 <sbp> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Hendrik_Avercamp_003.jpg
18:11:37 <nslater> three people in a row, left most woman is bending over
18:11:37 <nsh> Avercamp: FORGOTTEN PIONEED OF THE UPSKIRT?!?!?!
18:11:50 * nslater hopes iz guy
18:11:53 <nslater> erm
18:11:55 * nslater hopes iz woman
18:12:00 <nslater> i can haz freudian?
18:12:03 <sbp> ehheh
18:12:05 <nsh> lol
18:12:16 <nsh> you can has steamy dreamsex with freud
18:12:19 <nsh> oOo
18:12:23 <nsh> Freud slashfic...
18:12:29 <nsh> .gc "freud slashfic"
18:12:30 <phenny> "freud slashfic": 0
18:12:31 <sbp> you can even suck on his moustache
18:12:32 <nsh> DAMNIT
18:12:35 <nsh> STUPID INTERNETS
18:12:47 * nsh recruits some peoples
18:12:48 <nslater> im sensing lack of lulz with this new pichur
18:12:49 <sbp> I'd love to suck on Freud's moustache
18:12:53 <sbp> "interpret this!"
18:12:55 <nsh> i'd tweak it
18:13:03 <nsh> be all like "COMPLEX ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?!"
18:13:07 <sbp> hehe
18:13:08 <nslater> heh
18:13:15 <nslater> you'd make him assplode, probably...
18:13:15 <nsh> oh man, i'm a comic genius
18:13:18 <nsh> lol
18:13:25 <nsh> i'd plode freud's ass
18:13:36 <nsh> .w plode
18:13:37 <phenny> I couldn't find 'plode' in WordNet.
18:13:39 <nsh> pft
18:13:45 <nslater> .ety plode
18:13:45 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "plode". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=plode
18:13:46 <sbp> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Avercamp_-_IJsgezicht.jpg
18:13:48 <nsh> .gcs plode plosion ploding ploded
18:13:51 <phenny> plode (3,210,000), plosion (436,000), ploded (29,500), ploding (13,900)
18:13:54 <sbp> - what's going on on the very left here?
18:14:10 <nslater> MESSAGE TO APPLE INC (APPL) INCOMMING
18:14:32 * nsh ploads picture
18:14:33 <nslater> PLS MAKE TERMINAL.APP HANDLE SELECTIONS IN WINDOW WITH SCROLL THX, NOT A HARD THING
18:14:44 <nsh> yeah, i hate things that don't do that
18:14:48 <nsh> LIEK WTF GAIS
18:14:55 <nsh> holy shit
18:14:59 <nsh> that picture loaded and was all sky
18:15:02 <nsh> then i press page down
18:15:06 <nslater> heh
18:15:08 <nsh> and was like: WHOA TOO MUCH FOREGROUND
18:15:20 <sbp> it makes up for the sky
18:15:30 <sbp> seriously, what's going on there, bottom left?
18:15:30 * nslater questions practicality of Horses On Ice (tm)
18:15:38 <nsh> is that dwarf-dude playing ice-sticks-dancing with a horse?!
18:15:43 <sbp> oh! I see
18:15:46 <nsh> man, horses can handle any terrain
18:15:47 <sbp> there's another one in the middle
18:15:49 <nsh> (FACT)
18:15:54 <nslater> i made an observation yesterday...
18:15:55 <sbp> it's a person on a sledge type thing
18:16:00 <nsh> also
18:16:01 <nsh> wtf
18:16:10 <nsh> there's a golden god type thing
18:16:16 <nslater> ... if you look at a horse walking from the front on, they walk in a very silly fashion, enough to make me lol irl
18:16:18 <nsh> on horses reins
18:16:22 <nsh> *horse's
18:16:24 <nslater> from the side, they look all majestics n shit...
18:16:32 <nslater> but from the front, it's just a subtle distraction
18:16:35 <nsh> well, it's like a stylised dude with curved sword
18:16:36 <sbp> I like how the fat woman is the one that they're having to pull about with a horse
18:16:36 <nslater> srs
18:16:59 <nslater> hmm
18:17:08 <nslater> right of center, man throwing up?
18:17:17 <nslater> .g site:youtube horse walking from front
18:17:18 <phenny> nslater: No results found for 'site:youtube horse walking from front'.
18:17:22 <nsh> vomiting blood
18:17:22 <nslater> !
18:17:26 <sbp> hahaha
18:17:31 <sbp> yeah, I think so!
18:17:36 <nsh> PWNT
18:17:38 <nslater> erm
18:17:39 <nslater> erm
18:17:41 <nslater> wtf wtf wtf
18:17:42 <sbp> lady smacking his back
18:17:44 <nsh> haha
18:17:46 <nslater> 1. go to youtube
18:17:51 <nsh> I'LL BEAT EVIL OUTTA YOU
18:17:54 <nsh> 2. profit!
18:17:56 <nslater> 2. type in "horse" in the search box
18:17:58 <sbp> THAT'S IT, GET IT ALL OUT OF YOU
18:17:59 <nsh> 3. SCIENCE!!!
18:18:03 <nslater> 3. observe second suggestion
18:18:05 <nslater> 4. ???
18:18:08 <nslater> 5. SCIENCE!!!
18:18:12 <nsh> this seems like a poor get-rich-quick scheme
18:18:20 <sbp> "Patches the Coolest Horse"
18:18:30 <nslater> i get "horse mating with humans"
18:18:41 <sbp> custom search results
18:18:43 <nslater> please god dont tell me that the search is customised based on viewing history
18:18:46 <sbp> ehheh
18:18:47 <nsh> HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
18:18:56 <nslater> i also get:
18:19:00 <nslater> "horse sexing a woman"
18:19:01 <nsh> people sure like uploading videos of horse-on-horse action
18:19:04 <nslater> "horses doing it"
18:19:09 <nsh> lol
18:19:10 <nslater> "horse with no name"
18:19:14 <nslater> srs wtf
18:19:17 <nsh> "Also try:
18:19:17 <nsh> horse breeding pommel horse chad johnson races horse horse with no name caballos dressage america william cooper
18:19:21 <sbp> I get Patches the Coolest Horse. I must have the best fuckin' Youtube history ever
18:19:23 <nsh> YOU ARE THE PERVERT
18:19:26 <nslater> hahaha
18:19:39 <nslater> dont even use youtube :(
18:19:49 <nsh> i get patches too
18:19:56 <nsh> hahah
18:19:59 <nsh> patches is sweet
18:20:14 <nslater> oh, horse slaughter too apprently
18:20:17 <nsh> "Let's go get us a titty-bar"
18:20:37 <nsh> man
18:20:39 <nsh> this vid rules
18:20:45 <sbp> any luls in this?
18:20:45 <sbp> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Hendrik_Avercamp_001.jpg
18:20:49 * sbp watches Patches
18:21:02 <nslater> remind me NEVER to search for stuff in front of my co-workers or family every again
18:21:16 <nslater> my google suggestions are bad enough
18:21:27 <nsh> lol
18:21:27 <sbp> oh yeah, I hate that
18:21:29 <nslater> masked woman in that pic :/
18:21:39 <nslater> wai!?
18:21:46 <nslater> ¯\(º o)/¯
18:22:02 <nsh> "I will pay good money for patches if he can fetch a Margarita."
18:22:08 * sbp reloads Firefox so he an watch Patches
18:22:10 <nslater> whois patches pls?
18:22:12 <sbp> DAMN YOU FIREFOX
18:22:12 <nsh> oh man
18:22:15 <nsh> patches gets beer
18:22:15 <nslater> url
18:22:21 <sbp> I WANT TO WATCH PATCHES THE COOLEST HORSE
18:22:21 <nsh> .title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teHfyby_veU
18:22:22 <phenny> nsh: YouTube - Patches the Coolest Horse
18:22:24 <sbp> BAD FIREFOX
18:22:32 <nsh> I WANT TO PATCHES OWN THE COOLEST HORSE
18:22:38 <nslater> horses can be cool nao!?
18:22:39 <nsh> I PATCHES WANT COOLEST THE HORSE
18:22:44 <nsh> hahhaa
18:22:47 <sbp> AAAAH HATE
18:22:50 <nsh> pretends to talk on phone
18:22:54 <nslater> right..
18:23:04 <nsh> sleeps in bed
18:23:08 <nsh> oh man
18:23:16 <nslater> "and he says 'i know, why dont we fix the car so [the fucking horse] can get in' and i go 'what a great idea!'"
18:23:20 <nslater> ur doin it wrong
18:23:33 <nsh> LESS PATCHES HAET PLS
18:23:36 <nslater> there is NOTHING great about that idea
18:23:38 <nsh> nosal hater
18:23:43 <nsh> SHAADURP
18:23:51 <nsh> SHUPAPSHUDDUP
18:23:53 <nslater> he's getting the horse a burger from a drive in
18:23:59 <nslater> what has western "culture" come to?
18:24:01 <nsh> which is AWESOME
18:24:04 <nsh> shuddup
18:24:07 <nsh> you know nothing
18:24:12 <nsh> PATCHES IS THE COOLEST HORST
18:24:14 <nsh> HORST?
18:24:17 <nsh> .wik Horst
18:24:17 <phenny> "Horst (geology)" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst
18:24:22 <nsh> IS WHAT PLS
18:24:24 <nsh> .w horst
18:24:25 <phenny> horst n. 1: A ridge of the earth's crust that has been forced upward between two faults and so is higher than the surrounding land.
18:24:33 <nsh> you're a ridge of the earth's crust
18:24:37 <nsh> that has been forced upwards
18:24:46 <nslater> that bluegrass just makes this even more sureal, i wonder if thats the intended effect
18:24:47 <nsh> we call them "mountains" in english
18:24:52 <nsh> expect so
18:25:25 <nslater> horse answers phone and fetches beer
18:25:26 <sbp> ugh, now it crashed half way through
18:25:37 <nslater> "he answers the phone, but he doesnt actually talk..." - crazy man from youtube
18:25:46 <nslater> "doesnt actually talk"
18:25:51 <nsh> WORD
18:26:19 <nslater> anyway, we all know that if you want an animal to fetch beer and answer the phone, the only cool way to do it is with monkey butlers
18:26:38 <nslater> i wish they would hurry up and invent real monkey buttlers already
18:27:36 <melbel> monkey butlers?
18:27:41 <nslater> yes...
18:27:42 <sbp> that's some horse
18:27:45 <xover> Why do you think they're so desperate to find Bigfoot?
18:27:49 <nslater> a monkey, who's a butler
18:27:59 <sbp> BUTTLER
18:28:00 <melbel> because it's hairy and elusive, xover?
18:28:03 <nslater> whatever
18:28:08 <nslater> and you give him a little suit
18:28:11 <sbp> yeah, men like hairy elusive things
18:28:13 <nslater> and a fez
18:28:17 <sbp> oh man, a fez
18:28:24 <sbp> <NEEDS FEZ>
18:28:27 <nslater> all monkeys should wear fez's, like, naturally n shit
18:28:38 <melbel> <DCCs fez>
18:28:55 <sbp> melbel: we were thinking about having some bumper stickers printed up
18:29:04 <sbp> melbel: so that we could plaster them on random objects in berkspace
18:29:06 <sbp> liven it up a bit
18:29:14 <sbp> melbel: so we started <SUGGESTING THINGS> like that
18:29:17 <nslater> yeah, for realz?
18:29:40 <sbp> we're building up quite a few suggestions in the logs
18:29:50 <sbp> one day might be fun to go find the funniest ones
18:29:53 <nslater> i think we should set up a birkspace sticker committie to handle this
18:30:20 <sbp> I vote that chandler should chair it
18:30:31 <nslater> n5h can be the secretary
18:30:33 <n5h> mmm, cadaver-juice. oh ok, just the search button
18:30:45 <nsh> wait
18:30:52 <nsh> wild monkeys don't come with Fez's>?!?
18:30:57 <nsh> ...
18:30:59 <nslater> not yet
18:31:04 <nsh> DAMN YOU GENETICS
18:31:31 <sbp> nslater: loads at http://swhack.com/logs/2008-07-01#T15-49-58
18:31:47 <sbp> but we've come up with others since
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18:32:02 <melbel> berkspace?
18:32:07 <sbp> I like <IF FOUND, RETURN TO CEILING>
18:32:15 <sbp> melbel: yeah, the space where all the berks are
18:32:17 <nsh> berkspace is that place outside the internet where berk happens
18:32:20 <sbp> yeah
18:32:20 <nslater> if you thank think of a set of environmental conditions which would favour fez wearers, all you need to do is set it up on a small island (we'll worry about getting that later) shove some animals on it, wait a few thousand years, and....
18:32:22 <melbel> what's a berk?
18:32:23 <nsh> it's berk ubiquity home-of
18:32:28 <nsh> .gd berk
18:32:28 <phenny> berk: a fool; disliked person.
18:32:29 <nsh> .w berk
18:32:29 <phenny> berk n. 1: A stupid person who is easy to take advantage of.
18:32:33 <nsh> .ety berk
18:32:33 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "berk". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=berk
18:32:41 <melbel> hmmmm
18:32:50 <sbp> melbel: britslang for doofus
18:32:54 <nsh> nslater, s/thousands/bazillions/
18:33:06 <nsh> but a way better word, aesthetically
18:33:10 <nslater> meh, put them in a time box
18:33:18 <melbel> like pants?
18:33:26 * melbel giggles
18:33:30 <nslater> build a robot that every generation kills the 50% of the population that look least like they are wearing a fez
18:33:35 <nsh> haha
18:33:37 <sbp> no, pants is not britslang for doofus
18:33:45 <sbp> hehe
18:33:48 *** nsh changed the topic to: " <nslater> build a robot that every generation kills the 50% of the population that look least like they are wearing a fez"
18:34:04 <sbp> that gets funnier the more I think about it
18:34:08 <nsh> realz
18:34:09 <melbel> soon you will have fez shaped heads
18:34:10 <melbel> ugh
18:34:33 <sbp> man, that's really making me giggle
18:34:35 <sbp> has to be done
18:34:37 <nslater> reminds me of afro cap dude, everyone has seen that guy right?
18:34:43 <nsh> oh man yeah
18:34:44 <melbel> no?
18:34:44 <sbp> nope?
18:34:45 <nslater> or do i have to look through the intertubes?
18:34:48 <nslater> one sec
18:34:49 <melbel> look
18:34:50 <nsh> what about afro-helicopter dude!
18:34:55 <nslater> woman!
18:35:00 <nsh> http://www.fugly.com/pictures/11106/Baseball_Cap_Afro.html
18:35:03 <sbp> me and melbel are from 1973, show us pls
18:35:03 <nsh> oh right, yeah
18:35:08 <melbel> I am not
18:35:17 <melbel> don't make mee feel older than I am
18:35:18 <sbp> oh man, great
18:35:20 <sbp> hehe
18:35:40 <nslater> well, imagine that, but with robot-selection enhanced pigments occuring
18:35:42 <nsh> can't find afro-copter
18:35:46 <nsh> : : : ( ( (
18:36:06 <nslater> it's not an afro, thats maybe why
18:36:07 <nsh> sbp is not from 1973...
18:36:19 <nslater> it's a black girl in a prom dress with a helicopter hair style
18:36:21 <melbel> http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/5479/roflcopter4co.jpg
18:36:25 <melbel> nsh ^
18:36:26 <nsh> http://www.biwook.net/gallery/funny-shit/lot-of-images/helicopter-haircut.html
18:36:27 <nslater> .g black girl in a prom dress with a helicopter hair style
18:36:27 <nsh> oh yeah
18:36:28 <phenny> nslater: http://www.girl-woman-beauty-brains-blog.com/2008/06/hair-trend-you-will-want-to-wear-in.html
18:36:29 <sbp> DON'T YOU DARE DISPARAGE MY RANDOM YEAR GENERATING SKILLS
18:36:32 <nsh> i was the wrongness
18:36:40 <nsh> ME SORREI
18:36:47 <nslater> heh
18:36:56 <nslater> i am worried that i remember this nonsense
18:37:05 <nslater> (type of)
18:37:23 <sbp> "Elisha Cuthbert is the latest celebrity to confidently wear the pixie-crop.|
18:37:30 <nsh> shame about her lips man
18:37:32 <nsh> wtf
18:37:33 <sbp> |"
18:37:33 <nslater> .g pixie crop
18:37:33 <phenny> nslater: http://rocketrend.wordpress.com/2007/04/30/pixie-blonde-crop/
18:37:45 <nslater> image fail
18:37:50 <sbp> wait, why did I close the piep?
18:37:51 <nslater> lips?
18:37:51 <nsh> blogfail
18:37:54 <sbp> the piep isn't a delimiter
18:38:07 <nslater> can be if you want it to be
18:38:20 <nslater> but at least close them both
18:38:23 <nslater> |"
18:38:33 <nslater> oh
18:38:35 <nslater> you did
18:38:35 <sbp> "|
18:38:40 <nslater> heh
18:38:44 <nsh> PIPE-DOWN, YOU TWO
18:38:49 <nslater> hahaha
18:38:52 <sbp> PIEP
18:38:55 <nsh> (comic genius)
18:39:01 <sbp> also, yes, luls
18:39:03 <nslater> reminds me of the FAN-TASTIC 4chan thread
18:39:06 <melbel> PIPE-DOWN?
18:39:06 <nslater> you all seen that right?
18:39:10 <melbel> OH NOES
18:39:17 <nsh> .title http://onemansblog.com/2007/11/21/the-worst-haircuts-of-all-time/
18:39:17 <phenny> nsh: The Worst Haircuts of All Time - One Mans Blog
18:39:21 <nsh> nslater, no
18:39:24 <nslater> sec
18:39:25 <nsh> make link
18:39:28 <sbp> .gc lulgasm
18:39:28 <phenny> lulgasm: 10
18:39:33 <nsh> ARGH
18:39:39 <nsh> lulpocalypse
18:39:42 <nsh> .gc lulpocalypse
18:39:43 <phenny> lulpocalypse: 1
18:39:49 <nsh> .gc lulmaggedon
18:39:50 <phenny> lulmaggedon: 0
18:39:57 <nsh> .g lulpocalypse
18:39:57 <phenny> nsh: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/JackAndSally4Ever
18:40:02 <nslater> http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=78723943&x=PUNS+EVERYWHERE
18:40:05 <nslater> PUNS EVERWHERE!
18:40:16 <sbp> <POINT AWAY FROM FACE>
18:40:34 <nslater> "IM LYCAN THIS THREAD!!!"
18:40:37 <melbel> <DO NOT APPLY TO GROIN>
18:41:07 <nsh> <NOT TO BE EVERTED>
18:41:18 <sbp> I don't get this one: http://4chanarchive.org/images/78723943/1217484150485.jpg
18:41:21 <nslater> you know
18:41:25 <nslater> this isnt as funny when im sober
18:41:27 <nslater> sorry for the linkage
18:41:34 <sbp> (text was: "This thread is G-AY")
18:41:53 <nslater> you're trying to read WAY to much forthought into this :)
18:42:02 <nsh> simulated anal-sex?
18:42:13 <nsh> (with thai ladyboy)
18:42:20 <sbp> thai ladyboy: ah!
18:42:22 <nslater> woah. tumor face guy...
18:42:22 <sbp> thanks, makes sense now
18:43:11 <sbp> I like how she's smilin' at the camera, and he's all "damn this is one big mamma"
18:43:26 <nsh> (man, the voice that said that in my head was lulz+++)
18:43:36 <nslater> heh
18:44:59 <nsh> it's amazing how many people don't understand the simple concept of a pun
18:45:05 <nsh> WHAT'S NOT TO GET, RETARDS?
18:45:17 <nsh> .gc "geometry wars"
18:45:18 <phenny> "geometry wars": 2,280,000
18:45:25 <nsh> wtf, that's more than i was expecting
18:45:38 <sbp> http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/fez_smaller.jpg
18:45:40 <nsh> oh, it's a thing
18:45:46 <sbp> see, I just had to search for "fez sex" to find that
18:45:54 <nsh> word
18:45:57 <nsh> nao me too
18:46:06 <sbp> now one day someone's gonna use my computer to search for "Feznobunkum" or whatever
18:46:13 <sbp> and they're gonna be all "lulwhat"
18:46:53 <nsh> .gc "fez porn"
18:46:54 <phenny> "fez porn": 503
18:46:55 <Monty> "Five quacking zephyrs jolt my e71 with this level distinctions first at which my visualisations and Dharma and down safely - Roller Suit in proportion of center, man the n85
18:46:59 <sbp> .title http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/01/nurseys_breast_.html
18:47:00 <phenny> sbp: Nurseys Breast Milk Chocolate | Table of Malcontents from Wired.com
18:47:07 <nsh> TOO MANY LINK FARMS
18:47:17 <nsh> slash FORUM SPAM
18:47:21 <sbp> [[[
18:47:22 <sbp> Some people say the best meal they ever had was their mama's breast milk. Unfortunately, beyond the first year of your life you don't get many chances to enjoy it again. (MAYBE if you're lucky your wife will let you have a sip after you have a baby.)
18:47:23 <sbp> ]]]
18:47:34 <nsh> haha
18:47:37 <sbp> note: the author of this entry is Lisa Katayama
18:47:37 <nsh> classic
18:48:21 <nsh> is she can be hawt pls?
18:48:25 <sbp> reasonable
18:48:36 <nsh> oh, yeah
18:48:48 <nsh> and brains in her brianpan
18:49:05 <nsh> i wonder if she has a current shortage of internet stalkers
18:49:12 <nsh> i would certain apply for such a vacancy
18:49:25 <nsh> and, i believe, my credentials are likely to secure for me the position
18:49:30 <nsh> what say you, my good chum?
18:49:47 <nsh> (robotic 18th century english voice)
18:49:56 <sbp> [[[
18:49:58 <sbp> Japan has a way of thinking that is just . . . different. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Tokyo-born journalist Lisa Katayama's collection of urawaza (a Japanese word for secret lifestyle tricks and techniques). Want to turbocharge your sled? Spray the bottom with nonstick cooking spray. Can't find someone to water your plants while you're away? Place the plant on a water-soaked diaper, so it slowly absorbs water over time.
18:50:04 <sbp> The subject of popular TV shows and numerous books in Japan, these unusually clever solutions to everyday problems have never before been published in English until now! Urawaza collects more than 100 once-secret tricks, offering step-by-step directions and explanations in an eye-catching package as unconventional as its contents.
18:50:13 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.amazon.com/dp/0811862151
18:50:19 <nsh> awesome
18:50:20 <sbp> whilst you're yapping about it I'm freakin' doing it
18:50:31 <nsh> story of my life
18:51:07 <nsh> wtf @ http://4chanarchive.org/images/78723943/1217487958784.jpg
18:51:21 <sbp> hahaha
18:51:24 <nsh> is that real child!?!?
18:51:29 <nsh> PURE EVIL
18:51:51 <sbp> before I loaded that, I said to myself "now. whatever this turns out to be, I'm going to engineer some luls explanation or rationalisation for it, and we will all laugh and blah blah"
18:52:27 <nsh> lol
18:52:30 <nsh> and then you load
18:52:40 <nsh> WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
18:52:46 <nsh> .gs where is your * now?
18:52:47 <phenny> nsh: no results
18:52:50 <nsh> no
18:52:52 <nsh> .gs where is your * now
18:52:53 <phenny> where is your * now: god (22), savior (11), messiah (6), saviour (4), loyalty (4)
18:53:05 <sbp> yeah. clearly this is not possible to explain, so I'm just going to point out that this is what happens when you fail casting for Village of the Damned
18:53:19 <nsh> hahhaaha
18:53:55 <nsh> oh man, yesterday at the minisymposium, i did *the* perfect accidental stereotypical ADHD
18:54:11 <sbp> howpls
18:54:47 <sbp> did you explain that you won the google porn game (well, didn't lose it) during the lecture of boreon?
18:54:47 <nsh> i was half way through a sentence to this girl i work with, during which i'd turned to look out the window of the conference centre: "...and wouldn't it be interest-- Oh wow, those flowers are pretty!"
18:54:55 <nsh> nah, was before
18:54:56 <sbp> hehe
18:55:00 <sbp> what species were they?
18:55:07 <nsh> they ones that take over gardens
18:55:13 <nsh> (only comparatively pretty)
18:55:17 <nsh> i forget their name
18:55:19 <sbp> oh, dillwort
18:55:23 <sbp> (we'll say)
18:55:52 <nsh> sure wai not
18:56:13 <nsh> what's the term for plants that multiply aggresively?!
18:56:25 <nsh> .wik Invasive plants
18:56:27 <phenny> "Invasive species is a phrase with several definitions." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasive_plants
18:57:02 <nsh> think it was the flower shown here: http://www.invasiveplants.net/
18:57:23 <sbp> interesting:
18:57:26 <sbp> .g source of lols
18:57:26 <phenny> sbp: http://icanhascheezburger.com/
18:57:43 <sbp> this? http://www.invasiveplants.net/images/s12.jpg
18:57:52 <sbp> oh, that's the only flower on the page
18:57:59 <sbp> I have no idea what that is
18:58:16 <nsh> me neither, but probably one of the ones in their shitty dhtml menu
18:58:25 <nsh> which i couldn't be bothered to taft-through
18:58:32 <nsh> s/-/ /
18:59:13 <sbp> http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-has-found-a-three-letter-word-for-happiness.jpg
19:00:40 <sbp> I notice that nslater completely disappeared after my fez sex picture
19:00:56 <nsh> man, 4chan is too strange even for me
19:00:58 <nsh> hahahaha
19:01:09 <nsh> nslater, emancipate yourself from fez-fappery!
19:01:13 <sbp> hehe
19:01:22 <sbp> once you fezfap, you won't turn back
19:01:43 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: Fezfap response centre HQ ¦ <nslater> build a robot that every generation kills the 50% of the population that look least like they are wearing a fez"
19:02:04 <nsh> NOM
19:02:07 <nsh> PEW PEW PEW PEW
19:02:13 <nsh> PWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRIIIINNNG
19:02:28 <sbp> pwaaaAAaaring left because we say nu too often
19:02:31 <nsh> yeah
19:02:35 <nsh> also because he's a fast car
19:02:36 <sbp> which is briliant
19:02:36 * JibberJim buys a fez to avoid the killer robots
19:02:38 <melbel> silly reason
19:02:40 <nsh> and they don't stay in one place for long
19:02:45 <sbp> +l
19:02:46 <nsh> (FACT)
19:02:53 <nsh> +q?
19:03:00 <sbp> in brilliant
19:03:07 <sbp> brilqiant would look silly
19:03:08 <nsh> brilqiant!
19:03:08 <melbel> brilliant needs another l?
19:03:11 *** andersfeder (n=feder@0x5552b3e2.adsl.cybercity.dk) has joined #swhack
19:03:11 <Monty> welcome, andersfeder
19:03:18 <sbp> traditionally speaking, yeah
19:03:23 <nsh> .gcs briliant brilliant brillliant brilllliant
19:03:24 <sbp> traditionalists and their lls...
19:03:25 <phenny> brilliant (149,000,000), briliant (1,090,000), brillliant (53,600), brilllliant (1,640)
19:03:38 <sbp> mellbell
19:03:59 <nsh> .gcs brilllliant brillllliant brilllllliant brillllllliant brilllllllliant
19:04:02 <phenny> brillllllliant (6,300), brilllliant (1,640), brillllliant (1,070), brilllllliant (883), brilllllllliant (360)
19:04:09 <sbp> man, that is not a word you want to read if you're a Welsh speaker
19:04:17 <nsh> lulz!
19:04:35 <nsh> .gc brilllllllliant brillllllllliant brilllllllllliant brillllllllllliant brilllllllllllliant
19:04:35 <phenny> brilllllllliant brillllllllliant brilllllllllliant brillllllllllliant brilllllllllllliant: 0
19:04:39 <sbp> pwnt
19:04:40 <nsh> .gcs brilllllllliant brillllllllliant brilllllllllliant brillllllllllliant brilllllllllllliant
19:04:42 <nsh> lol
19:04:42 <phenny> brilllllllliant (360), brilllllllllliant (202), brillllllllliant (173), brillllllllllliant (117), brilllllllllllliant (64)
19:04:44 <sbp> unpwnt
19:04:52 <nsh> STRICTLY DECREASING!!
19:04:58 <nsh> HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!
19:05:05 <sbp> there might be an island of stability later on, like with the periodic table
19:05:19 <nsh> .gcs brilllllllllllliant brillllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllliant
19:05:22 <phenny> brillllllllllllliant (75), brilllllllllllliant (64), brilllllllllllllliant (58), brilllllllllllllllliant (48), brillllllllllllllliant (24)
19:05:23 <nsh> good point
19:05:29 <nsh> i wonder if it's log-linear
19:05:40 <nsh> who has graphing powars!?
19:05:47 <sbp> nslater, but he's busy
19:06:02 <nsh> .gcs brilllllllllllliant brillllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllllllliant
19:06:04 <phenny> brillllllllllllliant (75), brilllllllllllliant (64), brilllllllllllllliant (58), brillllllllllllllliant (24), brilllllllllllllllllllliant (13)
19:06:13 <nsh> O NOES AN OUTLIER!
19:06:19 <nsh> -S
19:06:46 <nsh> .gcs brillllllllllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllllllllllllliant
19:06:48 <phenny> brillllllllllllllllllllliant (24), brillllllllllllllllllllllliant (10), brillllllllllllllllllllllllliant (9), brilllllllllllllllllllllllliant (7), brilllllllllllllllllllllliant (6)
19:07:16 <nsh> .gcs brilllllllllllllllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant
19:07:18 <phenny> brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant (8), brilllllllllllllllllllllllllliant (7), brillllllllllllllllllllllllllliant (6), brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant (3), brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant (3)
19:07:23 <sbp> you'll never get to zero
19:07:35 <nsh> DAMNIT I'LL TRY
19:07:37 <nsh> IF IT KILLS ME
19:07:37 <JibberJim> you will!
19:07:42 <sbp> actually, I can test that by jumping the gun!
19:07:44 <nsh> FROM HELL'S HEART I'LLLLLL STAB AT IT
19:07:48 <sbp> .gc brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant
19:07:48 <phenny> brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant: 0
19:07:51 <sbp> woah
19:07:55 <JibberJim> when l reaches > MAX_URL_LENGTH
19:08:05 * Arnia scrabs
19:08:08 <sbp> of course, that'll come up soon enough
19:08:10 <sbp> yo Arnia
19:08:13 <nsh> .gcs .gcs brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant .gcs brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant .gcs brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant .gcs brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant .gcs brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant
19:08:14 <phenny> nsh: Sorry, can only compare up to six things.
19:08:15 <sbp> come join lulparty pls
19:08:17 <nsh> shut up
19:08:19 <deltab> BBC1 has Kate Humble diving
19:08:19 <nsh> damnit
19:08:22 <nsh> i am so fail
19:08:25 <Arnia> I'm working on boids atm
19:08:26 * nsh gives up
19:08:34 <nsh> waits for nslater to apply the pythons
19:08:37 <sbp> deltab: oh yeah, discovering new species?
19:08:39 <nsh> Arnia, cool
19:09:05 <Arnia> and looking at various videos and just found one which looks like it is full of photos of a friend
19:09:09 <Arnia> Which is a bit weird
19:09:24 <nsh> hmm
19:09:52 <nsh> .wik lanolin
19:09:52 <phenny> "Lanolin, also called Adeps Lanae, wool wax, wool fat, anhydrous wool fat or wool grease, is a greasy yellow substance secreted by the sebaceous glands of wool-bearing animals such as sheep." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanolin
19:09:54 <Arnia> I want three careers at once :/
19:10:07 <nsh> it's called amateurism
19:10:13 <nsh> it's a classic english concept
19:10:25 <sbp> she's got her first view of Fujikawa
19:10:25 <nsh> unfortunately killed by capitalism
19:10:26 <Arnia> I want to be renowned in all three though
19:10:47 <nsh> oh, try self-induced dissociative identity disorder
19:10:51 <Arnia> (be renowned I want to know I've made a positive difference)
19:10:53 <nsh> it's one of my to-dos
19:10:54 <sbp> lanolin is brilliant
19:11:02 <Arnia> s/be/by
19:11:11 <nsh> context: "...said Derek with a sheepish laugh slipper as lanolin."
19:11:26 <sbp> Arnia: the problem is that the greatest positive differences aren't fully processed by society for centuries
19:11:30 <nsh> (this book has metaphors and similies like that every few sentences. they're all pretty spot-on)
19:11:42 <sbp> so if you've done really REALLY well you have to be content with it yourself, and perhaps some close friends
19:11:42 <nsh> i need to get it digitised
19:11:58 <sbp> of course, if you've done really REALLY well you generally know that, apparently
19:12:00 <nsh> well, that period is decreasing sbp
19:12:08 <bancus> phenny, tell jsled to try again: 31171175
19:12:08 <phenny> bancus: I'll pass that on when jsled is around.
19:12:09 <sbp> nsh: might be increasing
19:12:16 <sbp> because there's more information to process and summarise now
19:12:19 <nsh> for example in biotech the paradigm lifespan is measured in months
19:12:25 <sbp> hehe, what
19:12:26 <nsh> but that's technology, rather than theory
19:12:34 <nsh> which is immediately demonstrable
19:12:38 <nsh> and doesn't require maturation
19:12:41 <sbp> she just said accoutrements
19:12:47 <nsh> WORD
19:12:51 <nsh> .ety accoutrement
19:12:52 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "accoutrement". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=accoutrement
19:12:54 <nsh> meh
19:12:58 <nsh> .w accoutrement
19:12:58 <phenny> accoutrement n. 1: Clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing.
19:13:08 <nsh> if franglocruft
19:13:11 <sbp> like a handscarf
19:13:12 <nsh> i don't really care for etym
19:13:19 * nsh knows what an accessory is mang
19:13:31 <sbp> I wanted to invent the handscarf
19:13:46 <nsh> i am a strong proponent of scarf ubiquity
19:13:54 <nsh> i try to always have at least one dangling from my person
19:13:58 <sbp> I wond... okay
19:14:01 <nsh> GANGSTA STYLE
19:14:06 <sbp> I wonder how scarf became a verb too?
19:14:14 <sbp> .ety scarf
19:14:15 <phenny> "'eat hastily,' 1960, U.S. teen slang, originally a noun meaning 'food, meal' (1932), perhaps imitative, or from scoff (attested in a similar sense from 1846)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=scarf
19:14:15 <nsh> (effete dandy gangster)
19:14:21 <sbp> ah
19:14:28 <sbp> SO WHAT ABOUT THE NOUN, POSEUR?
19:14:35 <nsh> YEAH MAN
19:14:42 <sbp> '"strip of cloth," 1555, "a band worn across the body or over the shoulders," probably from O.N.Fr. escarp'
19:15:02 <nslater> I CONTROL THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!
19:15:26 <sbp> "Richard Bull is in charge of dive safety"
19:15:32 <sbp> but before I processed that properly:
19:15:38 <nslater> nsh, did you see lolz site i found last night?
19:15:40 <sbp> "Richard Bull is in charge of dinosaurs"
19:16:19 <nslater> nsh: http://www.ahmedhakeem.com/
19:16:22 <nsh> nslater is backintheroom!
19:16:25 <sbp> when you're on an organising committee, you must always nominate someone to be in charge of the dinosaurs
19:16:41 * nsh had random facebook thread on an impending dinosaur attack today
19:16:49 <sbp> where?
19:16:57 <sbp> I mean, where are they attacking?
19:16:57 <nsh> decided we were going to build a fort from cardboard boxes and shiney foil
19:16:58 <nslater> nope, i iz going back to mah houseworkz
19:17:02 <nsh> UBIQUITOUSLY
19:17:05 <sbp> woah
19:17:10 <nslater> nsh: pls one word summary of your reaction to that site plz
19:17:12 <nslater> nsh: pls pls
19:17:14 <sbp> I hope I get a Brontosaurus
19:18:01 <nsh> nslater: stretched-premisecuous
19:18:08 <nslater> i was pondering restyling the front page of my website to look like some seedy porn site (what with the name and all) and use it as a front for my subversive open saurce activities
19:18:17 <nslater> i may style it on this guys website
19:18:38 <nslater> but it sounds like too much work
19:19:06 <nsh> anything that isn't talking about stuff and tafting is too much work
19:19:07 <nsh> (FACT)
19:19:18 <sbp> agreed
19:19:23 <nslater> "I naming Noah Slater I loving the sexual bytes. (ps no stel copright)"
19:19:35 <nsh> COPRIGHT
19:19:50 <nsh> the right to cop a feel, once a year, with impunity!
19:19:53 <nsh> I DEMANDS IT
19:20:30 <sbp> "I Noah. I from Britain. You find my website! Okay but you no steal. I see if you steal now! I see you!"
19:20:41 <nslater> hehe
19:21:06 <nslater> i love this like this: http://www.getafreelancer.com/projects/Python-Linux/Intelligent-Mail-Client.html
19:21:20 <nslater> the bit i love is reading the complex requirments and then looking at the bid price
19:21:24 <sbp> I'd tell little surreal stories about Britain
19:21:26 <nslater> in this case, $185
19:21:49 <nslater> "I have the expert developers of ruby on rails, so I would like to handle this project."
19:21:50 <nsh> sbp, pls maek hap
19:22:14 <nslater> I once saw a posting like this on some uk based freelancer website asking for someone to build an ebuyer clone for £500
19:22:18 <sbp> "One day I walk to NOFROLK. Is big place where kittens are. One man there have too many kittens. He try to give one to me. I say, he crazy! He say, is not crazy! I say no no, is crazy! He say is no crazy and give me kitten. I take kitten home and love him very much. Man is no crazy after all!!"
19:22:19 * nsh wants regular sbp surreality
19:22:37 <nsh> lulz
19:23:05 <nslater> yes!
19:23:11 <nslater> .title http://www.getafreelancer.com/projects/ASP-Flash/AJAX-MySpace-like-YOUTube-like.html
19:23:13 <phenny> nslater: GetAFreelancer.com - AJAX, MySpace like, YOUTube like, E-Commerce website
19:23:21 <nslater> $2442
19:23:47 <nslater> "ASP.NET for cross-platform compatibility reasons."
19:24:40 <nslater> wow, look at the comments on this thing
19:25:04 <nslater> it's like web design has this seedy underbelly that i either forgot about or never experienced
19:25:16 <sbp> nslater: they all say "see my pm" and are Indian
19:25:23 * nsh hates webdesign
19:25:23 <nslater> "plz"
19:25:42 <Arnia> Ok, this is for the benefit of the logs. I do not know when (or even if) I'll have time to implement this.
19:25:43 <nslater> best response, "We can do this work. Progress."
19:25:50 <nslater> (tm)
19:25:57 <nsh> he's making a porn site
19:26:01 <nsh> I CAN GUARANTEE
19:26:08 <nslater> ALBINO PORN!?
19:26:17 <nsh> we can only hope
19:26:18 <Monty> interesting
19:26:24 <sbp> "the thing that actually caught our eye was the yellow armpit"
19:26:26 <nslater> Monty: "exciting"
19:26:28 <Monty> "T2 rock": 1,370
19:26:29 <sbp> and he's talking about a fish
19:26:32 <sbp> surely it's a finpit?
19:26:44 <nslater> sbp: uv not seen the arm-fish?
19:26:47 <Arnia> Take the swhack logs for a particular day, and parse them into a timestamped sequence of pairs of nickname and list of words on that line
19:26:49 <sbp> no
19:26:53 <nslater> omg never lived
19:27:05 <nsh> Arnia, that sounds like... a log
19:27:07 <nslater> .jpgz arm fish
19:27:12 <nslater> lol@nsh
19:27:18 <nslater> whatiscommandpls?
19:27:21 <nslater> .picz arm fish
19:27:24 <nslater> .pic arm fish
19:27:28 <nslater> .pics arm fish
19:27:36 <nslater> .gimmegoddamnphotos arm fish
19:27:36 <nsh> .picture arm fish
19:27:39 <sbp> this guy's breathing equipment computer thing broke
19:27:39 <nsh> .image arm fish
19:27:39 <Arnia> Treat each word in each line as a boid, with a steering behaviour which attracts it to words from that line which are earlier and repels it from words which are later
19:27:47 <sbp> because of an o-ring failure
19:27:54 <nslater> .img arm fish
19:27:55 <phenny> nslater: http://ebetta.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/arm_betta_tattoo.jpg
19:27:59 <nslater> !
19:28:03 <nsh> u wnnar
19:28:05 <nslater> always the last one you try
19:28:10 <Arnia> Have another steering behaviour which attracts the boids to points which make up each person's nickname when rendered
19:28:10 <nsh> strange that
19:28:16 <nslater> YES
19:28:35 <nslater> .asciipic fish with arms
19:28:38 <nslater> .ascii fish with arms
19:28:42 <lisppaste2> asciipic pasted "ascii fish with arms" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65459
19:28:47 * nslater notes that he should at least remember his own bots commands
19:28:50 <sbp> if I had an army of boids at my beck and call and command I would do much cooler things than this with them
19:28:50 <nsh> Arnia, nice idea
19:29:00 <sbp> I'd get them to all flock around nslater's head for a start
19:29:02 <Arnia> Have each nickname also be a boid which has a steering behaviour attracting it to the points which make up the word 'Swhack' when rendered to a path
19:29:05 <sbp> so he's at the shop
19:29:11 <sbp> <nslater> can I have a packet of fags please?
19:29:19 <Arnia> Have the boids added at roughly speaking rate
19:29:20 <sbp> <shopkeeper> okay. what are those things around your head?
19:29:29 <sbp> <nslater> they are boids that sbp is plaguing me with
19:29:30 <nslater> whatisboidpls?
19:29:34 <sbp> <shopkeeper> ...okay
19:29:41 <nsh> .wik Boids
19:29:41 <phenny> "Boids, developed by Craig Reynolds in 1986, is an artificial life program, simulating the flocking behaviour of birds." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boids
19:29:45 <sbp> they're like birds and robots
19:29:47 <nslater> right
19:29:49 <Arnia> or maybe faster... but anyway, set them up to flock
19:29:52 <nslater> like bird, but pronounced drunkenly
19:29:59 <sbp> or Lawn Guylandly
19:30:04 <nsh> Arnia, over-lay real-time log
19:30:14 <nsh> or have it scroll in background of boid-window
19:30:17 <sbp> .gc "BIG BLUE EXPLORER"
19:30:18 <phenny> "BIG BLUE EXPLORER": 3,180
19:30:19 <nslater> sbp: http://lh4.ggpht.com/_WzplUbkWh1c/RumvMLUOw_I/AAAAAAAAMLQ/7ylTxXkZbas/15%2BName%2BThis%2BCreature--Fish%2Bwith%2BArms%2Bor%2BTadpole.jpg
19:30:23 <Arnia> Allow the applet (I'm going to do this in processing) to be parameterised by day
19:30:23 <nslater> sbp: clearly has arm pits
19:30:30 <Arnia> Then put it on my website
19:30:41 <nslater> sbp: and testes on it's head
19:30:45 <nslater> the fuck
19:30:47 <sbp> hehe
19:30:53 <bancus> .title http://www.getafreelancer.com/projects/ASP-Flash/AJAX-MySpace-like-YOUTube-like.html
19:30:55 <Arnia> Camera will interpolate between speakers
19:30:57 <bancus> Er.
19:30:57 <bancus> Dammit.
19:30:58 <phenny> bancus: GetAFreelancer.com - AJAX, MySpace like, YOUTube like, E-Commerce website
19:31:00 <sbp> until it is little more than a pair of gonads
19:31:01 <Arnia> Line by line
19:31:07 <nslater> bancus: get with the program!
19:31:18 <bancus> Safari crashed, rather than copy the URL as I expected.
19:31:18 <Monty> Mmm... topology
19:31:31 <Arnia> Massively nested boid systems, but it should look pretty cool
19:31:47 <Arnia> Even if some days' logs will cause it to run at half a frame per second :p
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19:32:09 <Arnia> Can always do offline rendering of some of those and put the videos online
19:32:12 <bancus> .title http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0808/McCain_cites_questionable_story_on_evil.html
19:32:13 <phenny> bancus: Ben Smith's Blog: McCain cites questionable story on 'evil' - Politico.com
19:32:19 <Arnia> Anyway, end idea for logs
19:32:23 <Arnia> for logs
19:32:25 <Arnia> :/
19:32:28 <sbp> THE LOGS THANK YOU
19:32:48 <bancus> Who cares? I'm here in Iraq right now and Al Qaeda IS evil. Still, go OBAMA '08!
19:32:49 <bancus> Posted By: Nate | August 17, 2008 at 12:47 PM
19:32:56 <bancus> Says it all.
19:33:38 <nsh> god i hate
19:33:41 <nsh> that whole story
19:33:51 <nsh> people blow up X innocent citizens
19:33:53 <sbp> http://ads.reason.com/www/images/endtheincometax.jpg
19:34:07 <nsh> and you concentrate on the fact that they may or may not have used retards to carry the explosives
19:34:13 <nsh> ffs
19:34:25 <nsh> how desensitised can a society become?
19:34:30 <Arnia> Destroy the government? That's the only way I can see of ending Income Tax... having no state services
19:34:43 <bancus> I like this one, too:
19:34:43 <bancus> Am I missing something or does McCain's quote "mentally disabled" automatically equate to Down's syndrome and not include schizophrenia?
19:34:44 <sbp> wow
19:34:46 <sbp> .title http://www.reason.com/blog/show/128122.html
19:34:46 <bancus> Posted By: James | August 17, 2008 at 01:01 PM
19:34:47 <phenny> sbp: Hit & Run > Potty-Mouthed Shopper Enticed, Then Frustrated, by Wal-Mart's Low, Low Prices, and Handcuffed - Reason Magazine
19:34:52 <bancus> Arnia: There are other types of taxes, you know.
19:34:56 <sbp> [[[
19:34:56 <sbp> Fridge eventually complied, but admits she used the offending word again when she turned to a crowd of onlookers while being led outside and yelled, "Can you believe this? He's ----ing arresting me for saying ----!"
19:34:57 <sbp> ]]]
19:35:35 <bancus> No, schizophrenia is not "mentally disabled".
19:35:36 * nsh reads
19:35:54 <nsh> mentally disabled is not a medical term
19:35:58 <nsh> it's a berktard term
19:35:58 <sbp> 'State law says the use of abusive, indecent, profane or vulgar language in a public place, which causes an "immediate breach of the peace," meets the definition of disorderly conduct.'
19:35:58 <bancus> And who's to say that all of Al Qaeda isn't schizophrenic?
19:36:02 <nsh> it means nothing scientifically
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19:36:14 <nslater> lol
19:36:14 <bancus> nsh: To me, it precludes the possibility of medication helping.
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19:36:20 <sbp> this is so, so crazy
19:36:36 <nslater> POLICE: ARREST CHUCK NORRIS, EH KILLED MONTY AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
19:36:44 * nsh has doubts as to the objectivity of "help" with respect to most cases of "schizophrenia"
19:37:17 <nsh> unless it's shorthand for "help them act like we do"
19:37:27 <sbp> "I hope it seals better than it smells"
19:37:53 <Arnia> bancus: yes, I'm just questioning the ability for other taxes to cover the budget
19:38:08 <bancus> High enough rates.
19:38:11 * bancus shrugs.
19:38:39 <bancus> Hell, the income tax can't cover the budget as it is.
19:38:52 <nsh> income tax should only be applied to corporations
19:38:58 <bancus> ...
19:39:00 <nsh> as they are legal entities without responsibilities
19:39:03 <Arnia> Well, you'd need to increase other taxes sufficiently to cover 20% of GDP
19:39:07 <bancus> Yes, because that would help.
19:39:12 <nsh> money's money
19:39:28 <nsh> if you raise the same amount of tax, but aren't taxing any people
19:39:31 <nsh> then who loses?!?
19:39:33 <bancus> Corporations are comprised of people.
19:39:34 <Arnia> well, roughly 20%... can't be bothered to work out everyone's tax rate :)
19:39:35 <nsh> no
19:39:40 <bancus> When you tax corporations, you're taxing people.
19:39:48 <nsh> not real people
19:39:50 <bancus> ...
19:39:53 * nsh smiles
19:39:53 <sbp> WORKBOTS
19:39:59 <bancus> You can never tax anything but real people.
19:40:01 <sbp> just tax those that are making a profit
19:40:03 <nsh> sure you acn
19:40:11 <sbp> and give it to all the companies who are making a loss
19:40:17 <bancus> sbp: Define "profit".
19:40:29 <nsh> i think the SEC has a pretty accepted definition
19:40:32 <sbp> money that they would otherwise spend on blackjack and hookers
19:40:36 * bancus increases his expenses to not show a profit.
19:40:48 * nsh puts bancus on the "not real person" list
19:40:54 <sbp> if your expenses are blackjack and hookers, that will not work
19:41:01 <bancus> Why not?
19:41:04 <bancus> Call it a board meeting.
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19:41:14 <nsh> this is why i hate society :-/
19:41:20 <sbp> because my definition is that which would otherwise be spent on blackjack and hookers
19:41:28 <bancus> Because they won't let you steal from them?
19:41:49 <bancus> And why should people operating at a loss receive free money?
19:41:55 <bancus> That's no incentive to do well.
19:42:21 <sbp> it's funny though!
19:42:33 <sbp> it means all the crap companies that ought to die linger about for a bit
19:42:54 <sbp> corner shops, family owned factories, that sort of thing
19:43:11 <sbp> all the shit that people hate and want to see bulldozed over and replaced with a mall
19:43:23 <melbel> I like pie
19:43:28 <sbp> what kind of pie pls
19:43:34 <melbel> sour cherry
19:43:50 <bancus> She's. My. Cherry pie.
19:44:21 <sbp> that sounds maded up!
19:44:34 <melbel> the song or the pie?
19:44:43 <melbel> and EVERYTHING is maded up or it wouldn'r exist
19:44:43 <sbp> the pie
19:44:46 <melbel> wouldn't*
19:44:59 <sbp> what was madeing up maded up by?
19:45:11 <melbel> yuo, just now
19:45:13 <melbel> ffs
19:45:18 <sbp> what
19:45:20 <melbel> I'm giving up on typing today
19:45:23 <sbp> but you made up the pie before that!
19:45:24 <sbp> you can't make making up without making up
19:45:28 <melbel> I did not
19:45:35 <sbp> and you can't make up without making up having been made up!
19:45:46 <melbel> there's recipes for sour cherry pie and I had it back in.... 1993?
19:45:54 <sbp> angel fish are cute
19:46:05 <melbel> so cute I wanna fillet them
19:46:18 <sbp> you wouldn't get much meat off of these ones
19:46:20 <sbp> they're tince
19:46:34 <xover> .ety tince
19:46:34 <melbel> appetizers :D
19:46:34 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "tince". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=tince
19:47:16 <sbp> you can't just eat *everything* that's purdy
19:47:31 <sbp> well you can. but don't!
19:48:04 <melbel> why not?
19:48:25 <sbp> because I want to behold their purdiness
19:48:27 <melbel> they sound deliciously fishy
19:48:45 <melbel> how about you keep the outsides and stuff them?
19:48:51 <melbel> admrire whenever you wish
19:48:55 <melbel> fuck it
19:49:15 <melbel> I'm gonna go lay down and see if I type better later
19:49:16 <sbp> but they swim purdy too
19:49:23 <sbp> ''kk, c'ya!
19:49:48 <melbel> attach a wire to them and pretend they are floating
19:49:53 <melbel> night night
19:50:01 <sbp> pretend purdiness is less purdy than real purdiness!
19:51:05 <xover> Forrest Gump's entry into the debate on cosmetic surgery.
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19:51:38 <sbp> cosmetic surgery is like a box a chocolates
19:52:00 <[bjoern]> .gs cosmetic surgery is like *
19:52:01 <phenny> [bjoern]: any other discretionary (3), psychiatry (2), getting (2)
19:52:08 <[bjoern]> .gs cosmetic surgery is like getting *
19:52:09 <phenny> [bjoern]: a haircut, a dental prophylaxis)
19:53:33 <sbp> like getting a a dental prophylaxis? cool
19:53:33 <[bjoern]> http://io9.com/5037773/genetically+engineered-trees-can-dissolve-themselves-into-fuel ...
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19:53:45 <sbp> [bjoern]: you've missed like three hours of non-stop luls in here
19:53:54 <[bjoern]> .gc "mental prophylaxis"
19:53:55 <phenny> "mental prophylaxis": 627
19:54:09 <[bjoern]> sbp luls or nslater luls?
19:54:18 <sbp> it started with comments on http://n4trb.com/ArtHistory/images/Avercamp_K086.JPG
19:54:34 <nslater> pretty much "* luls"
19:54:35 <sbp> then we started talking about a Cool Horse named Patches
19:54:45 <nslater> cool? pfft?
19:55:02 <sbp> then monkey butlers, then bumper stickers
19:55:08 <sbp> oh, then fez sex
19:55:17 <sbp> http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/5479/roflcopter4co.jpg
19:55:27 <nslater> dont forget the steaming turds
19:55:28 <sbp> http://onemansblog.com/2007/11/21/the-worst-haircuts-of-all-time/
19:55:40 <sbp> http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/fez_smaller.jpg - fez sex
19:55:58 <sbp> then we webstalked Lisa Katayama briefly
19:56:10 <sbp> then http://4chanarchive.org/images/78723943/1217487958784.jpg caused much luls
19:56:13 <sbp> that was probably the high point
19:56:16 <[bjoern]> .head http://n4trb.com/ArtHistory/images/Avercamp_K086.JPG
19:56:16 <phenny> [bjoern]: 200, image/jpeg, 2008-04-28 11:16:18 UTC, 1964561 bytes
19:56:21 <nsh> lol
19:56:22 <sbp> then there was dillwort...
19:56:29 <sbp> some lolcats...
19:56:30 <[bjoern]> .c 1964561 bytes over 64kbps
19:56:31 <phenny> (1 964 561 bytes) over (64 kbps) = 3.99690959 minutes
19:56:31 <nsh> we need concept-graph
19:56:33 <sbp> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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19:56:40 <nsh> like the chatter-volume one
19:56:47 <nsh> Arnia: WORK FASTER PLS
19:56:47 <sbp> then a bit of chat about scarfs
19:56:52 <nslater> .talk Schroeder likes to
19:56:55 <goatov> leadghost_work, I think Schroeder likes to blame whoever is president of the galaxy, planet X, a nuclear war... remember back in the shop i grab the source for the statements
19:56:57 <sbp> then nslater got annoyed about Indians
19:57:05 <sbp> and the quality of albino porn
19:57:18 <sbp> that was about it
19:57:40 <[bjoern]> albino porn is what it used to be.
19:58:02 <sbp> [bjoern]: at least look at http://4chanarchive.org/images/78723943/1217487958784.jpg
19:58:39 <[bjoern]> .head http://4chanarchive.org/images/78723943/1217487958784.jpg
19:58:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: 200, image/jpeg, 2008-07-31 07:19:45 UTC, 168547 bytes
19:58:58 <[bjoern]> this better be porn
19:59:18 <[bjoern]> scary
19:59:19 <[bjoern]> and !porn
19:59:25 <deltab> now Britain From Above
19:59:31 <sbp> ooh, yeah. thanks
20:01:33 <nsh> phenny, en fi "i don't doubt it"?
20:01:34 <phenny> nsh: "En epäile sitä" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:02:16 <nsh> phenny, en fi "quite late and drunk"?
20:02:17 <phenny> nsh: "melko myöhään ja juodaan" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:02:22 <nsh> phenny, en fi "quite late and drunken"?
20:02:22 <phenny> nsh: "melko myöhään ja humalassa" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
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20:02:54 <nsh> phenny, en fi "very excited"?
20:02:55 <phenny> nsh: "hyvin innoissaan" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:03:56 <nsh> phenny, en fi "very flattering"?
20:03:57 <phenny> nsh: "erittäin flattering" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:04:05 <nsh> phenny, en fi "flatter"?
20:04:05 <phenny> nsh: "flatter" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:08:58 <nsh> phenny, en fi "do you intend to go there for university"?
20:08:59 <phenny> nsh: "aiotteko mennä sinne yliopisto" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:10:02 <nsh> (that's the formal form of the verb 'intend' which uses the second person plural)
20:13:32 <sbp> phew, Andrew Marr just annoys me so much
20:17:40 <sbp> IT'S CALLED A PALIMPSEST DAMNIT
20:18:13 <nsh> Andrew Marr: newb
20:19:29 <nsh> phenny, en fi "try to read"?
20:19:30 <phenny> nsh: "Yritän lukea" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
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20:19:46 <nsh> phenny, en fi "was fun to chat"?
20:19:46 <phenny> nsh: "oli hauska chat" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:19:53 <[bjoern]> what was that .no weather service xover told us about?
20:20:02 <sbp> ask 'im!
20:20:05 <nsh> phenny, en fi "was fun to talk"?
20:20:06 <phenny> nsh: "oli hauska puhua" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:20:11 <nsh> phenny, en fi "was fun to discuss"?
20:20:11 <phenny> nsh: "oli hauskaa keskustella" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
20:20:17 <sbp> xover, xover, in the chan, tell [bjoern] about the weather service, if you can!
20:22:28 <xover> yr.no
20:22:52 <sbp> .wik Chelmorton
20:22:52 <phenny> "Chelmorton is a village situated in the Peak National Park, the Derbyshire Dales and the White Peak." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelmorton
20:23:32 <sbp> xover: they're talking about enclosure
20:23:45 <sbp> at Chelmorton they've got some old strip farming fields preserved
20:23:48 <xover> Currently?
20:23:52 <sbp> thanks to the stone walls around them
20:24:02 <sbp> they're talking about the historical process of enclosure on this BBC programme
20:24:43 <sbp> now they're blaming Jethro Tull for mechanised farming
20:24:59 <xover> heh heh
20:25:09 <xover> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chelmorton_104398_137b3cea.jpg
20:25:18 <[bjoern]> thx xover
20:25:21 <xover> np
20:25:31 <sbp> ooh, yeah, looks like some of the strips there
20:25:55 <xover> Apparently, we've had a tornado: http://www.yr.no/ver-nytt/1.6178160
20:25:58 <sbp> now they're talking about Capability Brown
20:26:00 <[bjoern]> .gs I hate * more than I hate you
20:26:01 <phenny> [bjoern]: myself (13), him (3), this punishment perhaps even (2)
20:26:03 <[bjoern]> .gs I hate * less than I hate you
20:26:04 <phenny> [bjoern]: them only marginally, pea's)
20:26:22 <[bjoern]> .gs I hate you less than I hate *
20:26:22 <phenny> [bjoern]: republicans, other ppl, him. just like your brother, everyone)
20:26:25 <[bjoern]> .gs I hate you more than I hate *
20:26:26 <phenny> [bjoern]: myself (16), hell (4), uncircumcised (2), that guy (2)
20:26:42 <[bjoern]> .gs I hate you more than I hate uncircumcised *
20:26:42 <phenny> [bjoern]: dicks (2)
20:27:13 <sbp> follies now
20:27:22 <[bjoern]> okay I should not have looked that up
20:27:31 <sbp> follies?
20:27:52 <[bjoern]> Why would I look up follies and then regret it?
20:27:53 <sbp> .gc "mad as cheese"
20:27:54 <phenny> "mad as cheese": 1,850
20:27:59 <sbp> good point. oh dear
20:28:04 <nsh> .gs mad as *
20:28:05 <phenny> mad as *: hell (98), a (10), rabbits (6), in (4), a hatter (4), he (3)
20:28:19 <sbp> .gs -hell mad as *
20:28:20 <phenny> sbp: no results
20:28:20 <[bjoern]> .gs crazy like *
20:28:21 <phenny> crazy like *: that (6), fox (4), a fox (4), a (4), whoa (3), usual (3), alwayz (3)
20:28:30 <sbp> .gs crazy like a *
20:28:32 <phenny> crazy like a *: fox (58), foxxx (31), fool (5), loon (3), foxx (3), vox (2), vixie (2)
20:28:32 <[bjoern]> .rate waret
20:28:33 <[bjoern]> .rate warez
20:28:35 <[bjoern]> .rate pron
20:28:38 <phenny> "waret": 50.0% (0 rocks; 0 rules; 0 sucks; 0 blows)
20:28:39 <phenny> "warez": 41.2% (383 rocks; 923 rules; 1,860 sucks; 4 blows)
20:28:40 <phenny> "pron": 84.16% (86 rocks; 238 rules; 61 sucks; 0 blows)
20:28:50 <[bjoern]> .rates warez
20:28:54 <sbp> pron winz
20:28:56 <phenny> "warez": 71.45% (1,290 rock; 762 rule; 327 suck; 493 blow)
20:29:09 <[bjoern]> .rate pr0n
20:29:11 <deltab> chalk figures now
20:29:14 <phenny> "pr0n": 67.26% (91 rocks; 174 rules; 129 sucks; 0 blows)
20:29:16 <sbp> yeah, win
20:29:23 <nsh> oh man
20:29:35 <nsh> i love the moment when you remember you bought a large pack of pistachios earlier today
20:29:39 <nsh> THAT IS THE MOMENT OF LIFE
20:29:45 <sbp> hehe
20:29:53 <sbp> Uffington
20:30:10 * deltab imagines a pistachioed bad guy
20:30:12 <[bjoern]> no uk/de/tj gold news
20:30:14 <nsh> lol
20:31:22 <nsh> oh man
20:31:31 <nsh> chilling-effects.org used the term "Wise Beard Man"
20:31:41 <nsh> [[[
20:31:42 <nsh> Abstract: The Scientology critic known as Wise Beard Man returned to YouTube this week after successfully filing counter-notifications to copyright claims that had earlier been made against his account. The takedown and delayed return illuminate another of the lesser-known shoals of the DMCA safe harbor, the 512(i)(1)(A) repeat infringers consideration.
20:31:46 <nsh> ]]] -http://www.chillingeffects.org/weather.cgi?WeatherID=605
20:32:27 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "wise"?
20:32:27 <phenny> [bjoern]: "weise" (en to de, translate.google.com)
20:32:32 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "white"?
20:32:33 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to de translation failed, sorry!
20:32:37 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "White"?
20:32:38 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to de translation failed, sorry!
20:32:46 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "the color white"?
20:32:46 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to de translation failed, sorry!
20:32:50 <[bjoern]> usux?
20:33:06 <nsh> "Bunker began using a second YouTube account, XenuTV1, posting only clips of entirely his own material. His advice to the Anonymous critics made him a sort of elder statesman to the movement, and his account attracted over 10,000 subscribed viewers." -IBID
20:33:08 <sbp> Google hasabugz
20:33:10 <nsh> whoa, ibid
20:33:15 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "This thing has been subjected to white coloring"?
20:33:16 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to de translation failed, sorry!
20:33:19 <sbp> - SHOUTY CITATIONS
20:33:34 <[bjoern]> - nu
20:33:42 <nsh> Wallace, ET FUCKING ALL, NINETEEN NIGHTY SHITTING SEVEN
20:33:42 <sbp> - WHAT SPEAK LOUDER
20:34:00 <deltab> E. Nesbit's yellow caterpillars
20:34:09 <sbp> ehwhatnowpls?
20:34:11 * nsh will write all his scientific articles in Tourette's-speak
20:34:18 <sbp> .g E. Nesbit's yellow caterpillars
20:34:19 <phenny> sbp: http://tailieuduhoc.org/components/com_thuvien/games/06/aug/05/Story%20of%20the%20Treasure%20Seekers%20by%20E.%20Nesbit.pdf
20:34:30 <sbp> .wik E. Nesbit
20:34:31 <phenny> "Edith Nesbit (married name Edith Bland; 15 August 1858 - 4 May 1924) was an English author and poet whose children's works were published under the androgynous name of E. Nesbit." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Nesbit
20:35:17 <nslater> nsh: have you watched Ed Wood?
20:35:24 <sbp> .gc Cowsplash
20:35:24 <phenny> Cowsplash: 130
20:35:27 <deltab> sbp: landscape being eaten up by buildings
20:35:58 <nsh> "Nimmer also notes that unless repeat is limited to the service at issue, all the major motion picture studios would be ineligible for online posting accounts, since all have had multiple copyright infringement judgments rendered against them."
20:36:05 <nsh> nslater, the comedy film?
20:36:09 <nslater> yes
20:36:14 <nsh> with the incredibly sneaky butler?
20:36:17 <nsh> yeah, is good
20:36:22 <nslater> jonny depp, etc
20:36:37 <nsh> wait, am i thinking of the right one
20:36:41 <nsh> .wik Ed Wood (film)
20:36:41 <nslater> http://www.lovefilm.com/product/9416-Ed-Wood.html
20:36:41 <phenny> "Ed Wood is a 1994 American comedic biopic directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp as the cross-dressing cult movie maker Edward D. Wood, Jr." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood_(film)
20:37:00 <nsh> no, i was thinking of a (what's his name, did Waterboy..) film
20:37:06 <nsh> Adam Sandler
20:37:07 <nslater> adam sandler
20:37:12 <sbp> Adam Sandler
20:37:13 <nsh> not sure if i've seen Ed Wood
20:37:13 <nslater> adam "fail" sandler
20:37:17 <nsh> Adam Sandler
20:37:28 <nsh> HIS NAME, WAS ADAM SANDLER
20:37:30 <nslater> ADOM SANDLOR
20:37:35 <sbp> Sandler is more annoying than Andrew Marr
20:37:41 <nslater> ooooooh
20:37:49 <nslater> ... whats that holiwood actor i dispise the most
20:37:51 <nsh> i found him bearable and sometimes lulzsome when i was 17-18
20:37:52 <nslater> whats his name pls?
20:38:01 <nslater> he was in ghost rider or some such
20:38:09 <nslater> thinks of him self as a rugged action hero
20:38:15 <sbp> Vin Diesel
20:38:19 <nslater> no
20:38:24 <nsh> i don't like this game
20:38:28 <nslater> Nicolas Cage!
20:38:29 <nslater> Nicolas Cage!
20:38:30 <nslater> Nicolas Cage!
20:38:36 <nsh> Adam Sandler!
20:38:37 <nslater> hate that guy
20:38:41 <sbp> Adam Sandler
20:38:47 <nsh> Adam Sandler,
20:38:48 <nslater> and whats the name of that other "action hero" guy
20:38:52 <nsh> Adam Sandler!
20:38:55 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
20:38:56 <nslater> except, he's overweight, ugly and fail
20:38:58 <Arnia> BADGERS
20:39:00 <sbp> Ice Cube?
20:39:01 <nslater> Adam Sandler!
20:39:03 <nslater> no...
20:39:10 <nslater> ice cube is lolz
20:39:12 <nsh> THE ARISTOCRATS
20:39:13 * Arnia steals Adam Sandler from the universe
20:39:21 <nslater> oh come on
20:39:22 <xover> Nicolas Cage as an action hero is just… wrong.
20:39:30 * Arnia locks him in a vault guarded by a griffin
20:39:33 <nslater> action hero... overweight, ugly, fail, american
20:39:38 <nsh> Nicolas Cage is a character-nonactor
20:39:39 <sbp> which is greek
20:39:49 <xover> I could barely stand him in Leaving Las Vegas, and he was typecast for the role.
20:39:52 <Arnia> sbp: fruit salad
20:39:57 <nslater> okay, im srs, turning of music to aid memory
20:40:06 <nsh> WHOA EVERYBDY
20:40:07 <sbp> fruit salad is potentiyummy
20:40:08 <Arnia> Ocean Colour Scene - July
20:40:11 <nsh> NSLATOR IS SRS TIEM
20:40:17 <nslater> im taking this srs
20:40:28 <nsh> WHITESPACE SRS?!?
20:40:33 <nsh> THAT'S VIDDY SERIOUS MAH DROOG
20:40:37 <sbp> want me to find you some more fez sex?
20:40:41 <xover> Come on nslater, don't leave us hanging here.
20:40:44 <nslater> REAL HORRORSHOW!
20:40:48 <nslater> im tryin
20:40:51 <nsh> Fezfapping relieves stress
20:40:53 <nsh> (realz)
20:41:07 <xover> What's a movie he's in?
20:41:17 <xover> Who did he play against?
20:41:23 <xover> Who did the soundtrack?
20:41:26 <sbp> Goebbels?
20:41:26 <nslater> i cant remember, but i have mental images of him failsomly jumping over things to look cool
20:41:30 <sbp> one b
20:41:30 <xover> Who directed him?
20:41:31 <nsh> does he insert hamsters into his anus?!
20:41:38 <sbp> Sylvester Stallone?
20:41:41 <Arnia> Goebbels the last action hero?
20:41:43 <nslater> GOT IT
20:41:46 <nslater> I FUCKING GOT IT
20:41:46 <sbp> WIN
20:41:51 <nslater> thanks to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_film
20:41:53 <sbp> oh, not Stallone?
20:41:54 * nsh explodes with excitment
20:41:57 <sbp> just tell us mang
20:42:01 <nslater> where he appears under the "Notable" section
20:42:05 <sbp> ARGH
20:42:06 <nsh> and........ANTICLIMAX
20:42:11 <nslater> STEVEN SEAGAL
20:42:17 <nsh> lulz
20:42:19 <nslater> omg
20:42:20 <Arnia> Seagull
20:42:22 <nslater> i hate that guy
20:42:27 <xover> Oh man, you hate Steven Seagal?
20:42:27 <nsh> he's buddhist
20:42:30 <nsh> you're allowed to hate him
20:42:34 <Arnia> We should turn him into a seagull and set him loose in Brighton
20:42:34 <nslater> he's a bucket of cocks
20:42:43 <nsh> and he'll still give you total consciousness on your deathbead
20:42:44 <sbp> "national parks are one example, I would suggest, of where politics has worked"
20:42:45 <nsh> *bed
20:42:48 <nsh> so you've got that going for you
20:42:50 <xover> Dude! You've missed out on awsome awsome kitch action there!
20:42:51 <nslater> just look at his annoying face: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Steven_seagalpa.jpg
20:43:12 <nslater> .wik Steven Seagal Enterprises
20:43:12 <phenny> "Steven Seagal Enterprises is a company founded by actor Steven Seagal in 2004 in order for Seagal to 'share his wisdom and experience of energy with the world'." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal_Enterprises
20:43:19 * nslater pukes
20:43:20 <xover> Hell, take a look at Elvis in his forties.
20:43:52 <nsh> SEAGAL: EXPERIENCED WITH ENERGY
20:43:53 <nslater> ahaha, his bio has a section called "Direct-to-video years"
20:43:54 <xover> Steven Seagal did a real good badass when he was young (and a few hundred pounds ago).
20:44:03 <nslater> man, you know you've failed when your bio has that section
20:44:31 <sbp> hehe
20:44:40 <deltab> "fuelled by our love of socks"
20:44:41 <nslater> wtf, he was Desmond Tutu's bodyguard?
20:44:48 <xover> Nico, Hard to Kill, and Out for Justice were made of win!
20:45:04 <sbp> "I vote for beavers and wolves"
20:45:25 <nslater> though... for the fail that is the "Direct-to-fail years" section, he kinda makes up for it with the "Mystical dog incident" section
20:45:54 <nslater> actually, that story is the lamest story ever
20:46:08 <nslater> "I met a dog, the dog barked, my dojo set on fire, dog vanished"
20:46:15 <sbp> dojo?
20:46:21 <nslater> yes
20:46:23 <nslater> .wik dojo
20:46:24 <phenny> "A dojo (道場, dōjō|?|) is a Japanese term which literally means 'place of the Way'." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dojo
20:46:25 <xover> Dojo!
20:46:37 <nslater> sbp: it's where martial artists study/practice
20:46:40 <xover> Hey! He collects Tesla Coils too!
20:46:41 <nslater> n shizzle
20:46:53 <nslater> word of the day: conflagration
20:46:57 <xover> Nobody that collects Tesla Coils can be all bad!
20:47:26 <nslater> ugh, "Seagal has become the target of Internet-based criticism." - im such a conformist
20:47:32 <xover> heh heh
20:47:44 <sbp> CONFORMIST!!
20:47:48 <nslater> "However, the line between Seagal's own work and a parody portrayal of Seagal is becoming increasingly blurry." hahaha
20:47:59 <nslater> ive been developing this idea my self recently
20:48:22 <nslater> trying to think of a name for when people become so over the top or extreem that they unwittingly start to parody them selves
20:49:40 <sbp> that's a conformist's thought
20:49:45 <sbp> a conformist would think that
20:49:47 <nslater> "he has parodied himself in the film The Onion Movie, starring in the fictional movie "Cock Puncher""
20:49:52 <nslater> this sounds like a movie i want to watch
20:50:16 <sbp> .gcs "cock puncher" "ass puncher" "boob puncher" "cunt puncher" "arse puncher"
20:50:19 <phenny> "cock puncher" (14,700), "cunt puncher" (2,410), "ass puncher" (2,410), "boob puncher" (558), "arse puncher" (24)
20:50:27 <nslater> i love the fact that it's a direct-to-video release, gotta be consistent, yo
20:51:14 <nsh> hrm @
20:51:17 <nsh> .title http://www.chillingeffects.org/notice.cgi?sID=945
20:51:19 <nslater> So, I wonder what a movie staring Steven Seagal, Nicholas Cage and Adam Sandler would be like
20:51:19 <phenny> nsh: Google removals of allegedly unlawful results -- Chilling Effects Clearinghouse
20:51:39 <nsh> context: http://www.google.fr/search?hl=en&q=%22aircraft+exceeded+their+software+limits%22
20:51:44 <sbp> man, Andrew Marr is so annoying
20:51:53 <sbp> sorry, he just goes off the scale sometimes
20:51:59 <deltab> "What could be... LESS natural?"
20:52:02 <sbp> |--------------|---
20:52:06 <nslater> .wik Andrew Marr
20:52:07 <phenny> "Andrew William Stevenson Marr (born 31 July 1959, Glasgow, Scotland) is a Scottish journalist and political commentator." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Marr
20:52:08 <sbp> deltab: yeah, precisely that bit...
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20:53:37 <nslater> right movie teim, so long swhack and thanks for all the lulz
20:53:58 <sbp> nslater: hang on!
20:54:07 <sbp> what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
20:54:41 <nslater> erm
20:54:44 <deltab> algae, water fleas, and huge amounts of mud?
20:54:48 <sbp> any fool can roast beef
20:54:51 <nslater> i would eat pea soup and not roast beef
20:54:52 <nsh> what film, nslater?
20:54:54 <nslater> oh
20:54:56 <nslater> har har
20:54:59 <nsh> wtf
20:55:05 <nsh> you don't eat roast beef?
20:55:05 <nslater> Ed Wood
20:55:06 <sbp> deltab: I also are wtfing
20:55:09 <nsh> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM NOAH
20:55:11 <nslater> im a vegi/vegan
20:55:17 <sbp> but upside down lavatory brushes are apparently the answer
20:55:19 <nslater> in ur face
20:55:21 <nsh> never come back.
20:55:26 <nslater> pfft
20:55:29 <nslater> meat is murder
20:55:37 <nsh> i will be when i catch you
20:55:40 <nslater> tasty, tasty murder
20:55:46 <nsh> masquerading as a cool person, when you don't even eat meat
20:55:54 <nslater> sry thx pls
20:56:02 <nsh> you know, a vegetarian almost ruined my day yesterday!
20:56:09 <nslater> damn them all to hell!
20:56:10 <sbp> almost?
20:56:14 <nsh> word
20:56:21 <nsh> wel
20:56:22 <nsh> she did
20:56:23 <nslater> offs!
20:56:26 <nsh> then a meat-eater rescused it
20:56:35 <nsh> doesn't make up for her vegifails thouhg
20:56:39 <nsh> .gc vegifail
20:56:40 <phenny> vegifail: 0
20:56:43 <nsh> .gc vegefail
20:56:44 <sbp> splainpls
20:56:44 <phenny> vegefail: 0
20:56:50 <sbp> .g splainpls
20:56:51 <phenny> sbp: http://swhack.com/logs/2008-02-05
20:56:56 <nsh> i had to get minibus to this minisymposium
20:57:14 <nsh> and there was a "VegFest" in the square near where the buses congregate
20:57:26 <nsh> she was sitting in the info tent
20:57:44 <nsh> (not just a vegetarian, but a proseletysing vegevangelist..)
20:57:58 <nsh> i told her the directions for where to wait for the bus that i'd been given by email
20:58:05 <nsh> and she told me to wait in completely wrong place
20:58:11 <nsh> hour later, no bus had come
20:58:14 <nsh> nsh angry
20:58:21 <sbp> hehe. did she know that you ate meat?
20:58:41 <nsh> well, i probably walked with no obvious signs of muscular atrophy
20:58:52 <nsh> so she might have inferred it from my apparant health and vigor
20:59:59 <sbp> what meat eater saved you?
21:00:18 * nsh reads http://www.viewzone.com/911revisited.html
21:00:24 <nsh> my lab supervisor
21:00:29 <nsh> he was going to the same conference, but later
21:00:47 <nsh> (probably so he could sleep-in after having sex with beautiful meat-eating wemens)
21:00:53 <nsh> so i got lift with him
21:01:14 <xover> Oh man: http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:1HFH9ANw2UkJ:www.viewzone.com/911revisited.html+%22aircraft+exceeded+their+software+limits%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=fr
21:01:44 * nsh reading same page
21:01:53 <nsh> but with less highlighting
21:02:22 <nsh> if true: damning.
21:02:25 <xover> And I gave you the cahced version in case THE CIA and THE NSA should send THE BLACK HELICOPTERS to CENSOR TEH INTARWEBS before you CAN READ IT.
21:02:39 <xover> Not really sure why I capitalized that last bit.
21:02:52 <nsh> and THE ROTHSCHILDS will set THEIR HOUNDS on me...
21:02:57 <xover> nsh: Read down to the last two updates.
21:03:30 <xover> You can't spot technobabble yet? Have you not been sufficiently induced to the art by Star Trek?
21:04:27 <sbp> .g "Raytheon Global Hawk system"
21:04:28 <phenny> sbp: http://perspectives.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=173935&forum_id=87&page=3
21:05:59 <sbp> http://www.xkcdb.com/?354
21:07:05 <sbp> phenny: tell nslater http://i37.tinypic.com/2qdy6c1.png
21:07:05 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
21:07:12 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] http://i37.tinypic.com/2qdy6c1.png
21:07:12 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
21:07:19 <deltab> German aerial photos of British landscapes?
21:08:46 <sbp> on BBC News?
21:09:35 <nsh> "I hereby challenge all other pilots, those who have accepted the gift of wings and a duty to their trusting passengers, for remaining silent before the ears of humanity pertaining to a dangerous delusion, and thus allowed to permeate that same humanity, concerning the skies over the eastern region of North America, September 11, 2001."
21:09:46 <nsh> -http://www.viewzone.com/911revisited.html
21:10:21 <sbp> right, arr offs
21:10:23 <sbp> 'night!
21:12:54 <nsh> hmm
21:12:58 <nsh> peace
21:14:54 <deltab> sbp: no, BBC2
21:15:15 <xover> No BBC2! Down with BBC2!
21:15:16 <deltab> East Anglia, the unsinkable aircraft carrier
21:20:59 <nsh> "If fingers were akin to screwdrivers, humans would have scant need of screwdrivers. If our brains would calculate like an abacus, digital computation technologies would be a superfluous luxury. Our tools are thus specialized extensions of our generalized bodies. Hammers are not fists. A thought is not a numerical string of zeros and ones."
21:21:03 <nsh> - http://www.artlab23.net/issue1vol1/FrankGillette.html
21:21:09 <nsh> people who write art-history articles: LULZY
21:21:36 <nsh> also, sequitor paragraph breaks.. confusing
21:22:42 <xover> Damnit! Reading too many books at once! Need more bookmarks!
21:25:05 <nsh> OPERA: HAET
21:25:12 <nsh> you can't triple-click to highlight a line
21:25:15 <nsh> WTF IS THAT ABOUT
21:25:36 <nsh> it asks you if it's ok to render a pdf inline
21:25:41 <nsh> NO, I CLICKED IT AS A JOKE
21:26:06 <nsh> also: Stephen Wolfram is an idiot :-/
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21:32:17 <nsh> HOLY SHIT
21:32:24 <nsh> I JUST GOT A PISTACHIO INSIDE A PISTACHIO
21:32:32 <nsh> HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?
21:35:24 <nsh> ugh
21:35:27 <nsh> i hate sycophants
21:37:09 <nsh> [[[
21:37:09 <nsh> Well, excuse me, and allow me to bow before your incredible intelligence. And I am sorry for merely shedding light on your ill conceived ignorant commentary which is of little value to anyone.
21:37:09 <nsh> Perhaps one day when you are intelligent enough to skip straight to graduate studies without any undergrad work, you can talk down to me. But thankfully you and I are not on the same intellectual level, no, you could spend the rest of your life studying and I will still have forgotten, and learned more in my 22-years then you will learn in your lifetime.
21:37:09 <nsh> Now if your quite finished being stupid please do me the favor of reading and comprehending my post, then posting back with intelligent response.
21:37:14 <nsh> ]]] --http://forum.wolframscience.com/showthread.php?s=12d53a331cb34fa6eafd62454d2ae02f&postid=5408#post5408
21:37:30 <nsh> passive-aggressive masterbatory comments, YAY o/
21:37:37 <nsh> *masturb-
21:39:05 <nsh> i wonder the relation of a 22-year to a regular earth-orbital year
21:40:53 <nsh> LUL @ http://www.geocities.com/spatlavskiy/
21:41:07 <nsh> there's an icon chasing my mouse pointer
21:41:09 <nsh> and it's 2008!
21:41:15 <nsh> TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT YO
21:41:44 <nsh> i wonder if there is a magic location i can direct it to that unlocks the SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
21:41:53 <nsh> with an annoying background texture
21:42:15 <nsh> oh man
21:42:20 <nsh> he's got marquee tags too
21:42:22 <nsh> this is so win
21:42:26 <nsh> nslater, come hither!
21:42:35 <nsh> phenny, tell nslater http://www.geocities.com/spatlavskiy/ FTW
21:42:35 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
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21:51:28 <nsh> phenny, tell sbp http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
21:51:28 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
21:51:32 <nsh> phenny, tell nslater http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
21:51:32 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
21:51:54 <nsh> phenny, tell [bjoern] http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
21:51:54 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
21:52:04 <nsh> phenny, ask sbp to impliment tell/ask nicklists plskthx
21:52:04 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
21:52:29 <nsh> oh man, it has a badge and everything
21:53:13 <nsh> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm
21:53:15 <phenny> nsh: BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Military penguin becomes a 'Sir'
21:53:36 <nsh> [[[
21:53:37 <nsh> A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
21:53:37 <nsh> Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King's Guard since 1972.
21:53:37 <nsh> Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.
21:53:37 <nsh> During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.
21:53:40 <nsh> ]]] -ibid
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21:54:50 <nsh> "Nils has also received medals for long service and had a 4ft bronze statue built in his honour."
21:54:53 <nsh> WIN STORY IS WIN
21:58:53 <nsh> .gs * and its discontents
21:58:54 <phenny> * and its discontents: globalization (24), civilization (17), reno (8), sovereignty (4)
21:59:01 <nsh> reno? lul
21:59:32 <nsh> "superiority sliding into dogmatism"++
22:05:11 <bancus> phenny: tell jsled Fuck your shit. :-D 34 mil.
22:05:11 <phenny> bancus: I'll pass that on when jsled is around.
22:05:34 * bancus got all the way to Segomo phase 2 in one run.
22:05:36 <nsh> .ety vincidate
22:05:37 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "vincidate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=vincidate
22:05:42 <nsh> .ety vindicate
22:05:43 <phenny> "1623, 'to avenge or revenge,' from L. vindicatus, pp. of vindicare (see vindication)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=vindicate
22:05:48 <nsh> .ety vindication
22:05:49 <phenny> "1484, 'act of avenging, revenge,' from L. vindicationem (nom. vindicatio) 'act of claiming or avenging,' from vindicare 'to set free, lay claim to, assert, avenge' (related to vindicta 'revenge'), probably from vim dicare 'to show authority,' from vim, accusative of [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=vindication
22:14:57 <nsh> .wik .mkv file
22:14:59 <phenny> "The Matroska Multimedia Container is an open standard free Container format, a file format that can hold an unlimited number of video, audio, picture or subtitle tracks inside a single file.[1]| It is intended to serve as a universal format for storing common [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matroska
22:27:54 <nsh> .w kite-tail
22:27:54 <phenny> I couldn't find 'kite-tail' in WordNet.
22:27:59 <nsh> .w kitetail
22:27:59 <phenny> I couldn't find 'kitetail' in WordNet.
22:28:03 <nsh> .wik Kite-tail
22:28:05 <phenny> "Various types of kites exist[1]|, ranging from materials, shape, usage, skill required to operate, and so on." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_types
22:30:00 <nsh> ugh, they made uTorrent uglier
22:30:02 <nsh> way uglier
22:36:53 <nsh> .w laterite
22:36:53 <phenny> laterite n. 1: A red soil produced by rock decay.
22:48:51 <nsh> .w careen
22:48:52 <phenny> careen n. 1: Pitching dangerously to one side
22:48:53 <phenny> careen v. 1: Walk as if unable to control one's movements
22:48:53 <phenny> careen v. 2: Move sideways or in an unsteady way.
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23:14:27 <nslater> HELLOS INTERNETS, I AM BACK FROM MAH FILM
23:14:29 <phenny> nslater: 21:07Z <sbp> tell nslater http://i37.tinypic.com/2qdy6c1.png
23:14:30 <phenny> nslater: 21:42Z <nsh> tell nslater http://www.geocities.com/spatlavskiy/ FTW
23:14:32 <phenny> nslater: 21:51Z <nsh> tell nslater http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
23:19:26 <nsh> also, http://www.keithschofield.com/djformat-video/qt7.html
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23:19:37 <nslater> wtf is link from sbp?
23:19:47 <nsh> don't thinki i've seen yet
23:19:49 <nsh> one sec
23:20:16 <nsh> um, is just lulzyness
23:20:27 <nslater> sweet, what is first link you send me!?!
23:20:39 <nslater> is picture following mah mouse
23:20:43 <nsh> yeah
23:20:46 <nsh> isn't it awesome!
23:20:51 <nsh> and marquee text!
23:21:00 <nsh> it's like 1995 never went away
23:21:12 <nslater> hah ahah haha, i cant catch up to me! it thinks it's better than me, but nooooo. wooosh, and i move mah mouse, just like that. silly computer
23:21:28 <nslater> i could play this game all night
23:21:36 <nsh> hehehhee
23:21:38 <nsh> i feel your fun
23:21:47 <nsh> how was film?
23:21:50 <nsh> did has lulz?
23:21:50 <nslater> you know, i actually read the first 20 sentences or some such, btw
23:21:54 <nslater> i hate you for making me read
23:22:01 <nsh> sry
23:22:05 <nsh> site is actually quite interesting looking
23:22:12 <nsh> but the html makes it a winnar
23:22:25 <nsh> last link is MOST AWESOME STORY OF THE MONTH
23:22:38 <nslater> okay, film was good - but he's my classic line i use to sum up okay, but not briliant films: "s'ok, wouldnt watch again"
23:22:47 <nsh> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm
23:22:48 <phenny> nsh: BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Military penguin becomes a 'Sir'
23:22:52 <nslater> it has htmls?
23:22:56 <nsh> know wadyameans
23:23:03 <nslater> in fact, the most constructive thing i got out of the movie is this...
23:23:05 <nsh> nah, it has penguin colonels though
23:23:18 <nslater> Juliet Landau is hawt hawt hawt, http://images.google.com/images?q=Juliet+Landau
23:23:46 <nslater> where is this most awesome story of month?
23:23:55 <nsh> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm
23:23:57 <phenny> nsh: BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Military penguin becomes a 'Sir'
23:24:04 <nsh> and http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
23:24:11 <nslater> old news :(
23:24:16 <nsh> Landau hot and old
23:24:24 <nslater> yeah, but hawt is all that counts
23:24:27 <nsh> .wik Julia Landau
23:24:29 <nsh> true
23:24:29 <phenny> "Julia McNamara (née Noughton) is a fictional character in the American television series Nip/Tuck, portrayed by Joely Richardson." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_McNamara
23:24:35 <nsh> uh no
23:24:41 <nslater> i might send her email
23:24:42 <nsh> .wik Juliet Landau
23:24:43 <phenny> "Juliet Landau (born March 30, 1965) is an American actress." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliet_Landau
23:24:48 <nsh> HOLY SHIT
23:24:49 <nslater> you know caruth never got back to me
23:24:51 <nsh> THAT'S REALLY OLD
23:24:55 <nslater> what? what's old?
23:24:59 <nslater> oh...
23:25:01 <nsh> 1965
23:25:02 <nslater> shit, she's no way that old
23:25:04 <nsh> she's 43
23:25:06 <nslater> she's totally hawt though
23:25:10 <nslater> and she looks like a little minx
23:25:11 <nsh> yeah
23:25:16 <nsh> but like, 35 has to be the limit
23:25:19 <nsh> i don't know
23:25:20 <nslater> nah
23:25:23 <chandler> nslater: what movie?
23:25:27 <nslater> Ed Wood
23:25:41 <nsh> 34 is the oldest i've been irl-attracted to
23:25:46 <nslater> hmm...
23:25:52 <nslater> i would tell you mine but you'll laugh
23:26:15 <nsh> could collect pension?
23:26:23 <nsh> i'll only laugh at something else you say later
23:26:28 <nsh> so you might as well
23:26:57 <nslater> searching for jpgz of this girl lead me here: http://www.fakedbabes.com/Gallery/ViewGallery.aspx (pls be noting second down to the left)
23:27:28 <nsh> wow
23:27:35 <nsh> i can *really* tell from some of the pixels
23:27:51 <nsh> http://www.fakedbabes.com/Gallery/70show/ViewGallery.aspx
23:27:53 <nsh> haha
23:27:59 <nsh> YOU HAS FAILSERVER
23:28:04 <nsh> FAILSERVER HAS FAIL
23:28:16 <nslater> you know, getting back to http://www.geocities.com/spatlavskiy/ (geocities ftw) im am weirdly disturbed/confused by the photo of an old man with a prepubescent girl on his lap with the weird subliminal text saying "just relax, just relax, j.s. bach, j.s. bach, j.s. bach" - you know, im sure repetition is used in some form of neuro linguistic programmingz
23:28:34 <nslater> hahaha, fail server is mega fail
23:29:05 *** nslater changed the topic to: "Swhack: just relax, just relax, j.s. bach, j.s. bach, j.s. bach ¦ <nslater> build a robot that every generation kills the 50% of the population that look least like they are wearing a fez"
23:29:10 <nsh> i'm reasonably sure that's his daughter
23:29:16 <nsh> but weird text anyway
23:29:17 <nslater> you presuming it's even him
23:29:22 <nslater> just relax, nsh
23:29:24 <nslater> just relax, nsh
23:29:28 <nslater> j.s. bach
23:29:30 <nslater> j.s. bach
23:29:32 <nslater> j.s. bach
23:29:33 <nsh> even more funny when you see the icon closing in on her
23:29:37 <nslater> ahah
23:29:40 <nsh> (with mouse pointer over her face)
23:29:49 * nsh laughs irl loudly
23:29:51 <Schroeder2> chandler: why do Democrats hate Jews?
23:30:03 <nslater> I MAED PICTURE OVER GIRLS HEAD
23:30:11 <nsh> because they lay Jew-eggs and have protocols
23:30:31 <Schroeder2> I didn't ask you
23:30:37 <nsh> "Thank you for visiting my site. You are the ¦¦¦¦¦ visitor since 13 October 2003
23:30:44 <nslater> okay, next link... (distractin me from my juliet landau searchinz_
23:30:51 <nsh> also, the Democratic part of american *loves* Jews
23:31:03 <nsh> as does any successful political instrument in america
23:31:07 <xover> Why is there a Penis Sign chasing my mouse pointer?
23:31:12 <nsh> it kinda goes with the territory
23:31:12 <nsh> lol
23:31:13 <nslater> pfft, stupid penguin
23:31:15 <nslater> i hate that penguin
23:31:38 <nsh> HOW CAN YOU HATE A PENGUIN THAT OUTRANKS YOU AND IS A MEMBER OF THE PEERAGE?!?!?
23:31:40 <nsh> WTF MAN
23:31:44 <nsh> ARE YOU AN ANARCHIST?!
23:32:05 <nslater> sorry, i was confused by the hypnocat to the left of the article
23:32:08 <nslater> DO YOU SEES IT?
23:32:16 <nsh> where?!
23:32:20 <nslater> click link
23:32:24 <nslater> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/make-that-sir-p.html
23:32:34 <nslater> next to bottom pic
23:32:45 <xover> .title http://www.fakedbabes.com/Gallery/ViewGallery.aspx
23:32:47 <nsh> whoa
23:32:49 <phenny> xover: FakedBABES - Gallery
23:32:55 <nslater> stupid advert, who would cliALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
23:33:02 <nsh> cat and hawt girl
23:33:04 <nsh> synergy
23:33:32 <nslater> i am considering put this on mah homepaeg: http://www.fakedbabes.com/Gallery/70show/__thumbnails/70show-00001.jpg
23:33:44 <nslater> in a <blick> element
23:33:49 <nslater> <blink>
23:33:53 <nslater> i wonder what <blick> does
23:33:58 <nsh> you can blink imgs?!?
23:34:02 <nsh> ol
23:34:03 <nslater> totalz
23:34:05 <nsh> lol even
23:34:06 <nsh> AWESOME
23:34:10 <nslater> let me try
23:34:19 <nsh> can you change frequency with attributes?!
23:34:23 <nslater> dunno
23:34:35 <nsh> i'd have it blink for half a second every 20
23:34:42 <nsh> that would be ooooorrresome
23:35:35 <nslater> nsh: see http://bytesexual.org/
23:35:38 <nslater> does it work for yuo!?!
23:36:16 <nslater> blink no work for firefox or safari :(
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23:37:26 * nsh checks with opera
23:37:33 <nsh> LULZ
23:37:42 <nsh> it's marquee'ing
23:37:45 <nslater> yeah
23:37:47 <nslater> best i could do
23:38:11 * nslater sets http://www.julietlandau.com/home.html as hoem page
23:38:46 <nslater> lolz!
23:38:50 <nslater> check out the gallery
23:38:58 <nslater> the action chick look REALLY doesnt work for her
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23:39:31 <nslater> juliet, if you're reading, sorry! if you want i can do some jpgz of you, i have a camera
23:40:02 <nslater> juliet, email sex@bytesexual.org for more infoz
23:40:09 <nsh> oh man
23:40:28 <nsh> one day, someone 'important' from your berkspace is going to find swhack
23:40:29 <xover> .email sex@bytesexual.org Sure thing, love.
23:40:41 <nslater> nsh: well, ginsparg
23:41:24 * nsh forgets what your failversion of ginsparg states
23:41:35 <nslater> .g bytesexual ginsparg
23:41:36 <nsh> or are you referring to him himself?
23:41:37 <phenny> nslater: http://bytesexual.org/miscellanea/ginsparg
23:41:49 <nslater> ginsparg found out, remember, he emailed me
23:42:03 <nsh> oh, i thought you initiated contact with him
23:42:11 <nslater> oh, no, not at all... he emailed me out of the blue
23:42:24 <nsh> do you think he has automated google queries on his own name
23:42:28 <nslater> and was all like "hey gais, lol lol lol u maed a law about me"
23:42:34 <nsh> GINSPARG: EGOTISM IS NOT HEALTHY MANG
23:42:40 * nsh smiles
23:42:44 <nslater> nah, i think i know how he found it
23:42:59 <nslater> .g site:swhack.org "sows the seeds"
23:42:59 <phenny> nslater: No results found for 'site:swhack.org "sows the seeds"'.
23:43:01 <nsh> gypsy-divinging powers?
23:43:06 <nsh> *divining
23:43:14 <nslater> hmm, i commented on the moment i thought i would be setting it loose, two days later he contacts me
23:43:17 <nslater> second
23:43:31 <nslater> .g site:swhack.com "sows the seeds"
23:43:32 <phenny> nslater: No results found for 'site:swhack.com "sows the seeds"'.
23:43:34 <nslater> grr
23:44:01 <nsh> [[[
23:44:02 <nsh> In December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance from Villard to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson said he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion.[27][18] The book was released on March 28, 2006 (ISBN 0-8129-7656-8).
23:44:02 <nsh> The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarian equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains the aforementioned Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts." It also provides information on how to convert non-"Pastafarians" and explains many of the religion's beliefs (for example, that lack of pirates causes global warming).
23:44:05 <nsh> ]]] -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
23:45:13 <nsh> how cool is that?!
23:45:24 <nsh> come up with one good idea, and get $80,000
23:45:43 <nsh> to do what i essentially do every day: spout semi-coherent randomness
23:45:54 * nsh should rethink his "contributing to the internet" philosophy
23:46:03 <nslater> nsh: see http://swhack.com/logs/2008-07-17#T15-19-48
23:46:15 <nslater> nsh: then see http://bitworking.org/news/341/do-not-anger-the-rdbms-true-believers
23:46:26 <nslater> nsh: a day or two later ginsparg emailed me
23:46:43 <nslater> nsh: so i assume he has a friend who reads joe gregorio's blog
23:47:45 <nslater> hmm
23:47:58 <nslater> the more i look at this woman the more i think she looks like an alien of some kind
23:48:01 <nslater> http://www.sand-in-my-shoes.com/moon/photoshootofjuliet2.jpg
23:48:08 <nslater> nsh, what's ur verdict?
23:49:05 <nsh> BENNY LAVA
23:49:06 <nsh> sorry
23:49:07 <nsh> what
23:49:10 <nsh> moon?
23:49:11 <nsh> MOOOON?
23:49:13 <nsh> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!?!?!
23:49:33 <nsh> WHOA
23:49:35 <nslater> juliet, change of plan, please be usin bounce@bytesexual.org for all future correspondance, kthx
23:49:39 <nsh> TAHT IS HUMAN:NOT
23:49:50 <nsh> WHAR IS CHIN GO?!
23:49:57 <nsh> WAI LADY NO HAS CHIN?!
23:50:04 <nslater> WHAR DID GET FAKE EYES FROM?
23:50:14 <nslater> AT LEAST BE LININ THEN UP STRAIGHTS
23:50:21 * nsh lulz
23:50:23 <nslater> but then you see this, http://www.caffeine-headache.com/juliet/juliet/gallery/Juliet_10.jpg
23:50:24 <nsh> poor juliet
23:50:26 <nslater> and im all confused
23:50:33 <nslater> i cant decide if she's hawt or not
23:50:48 <nslater> i should totally make a site called hotornot.com and let people decide this kind of thing
23:50:51 <nslater> I COULD MAKE MILLIONS
23:50:57 <nsh> WHOA
23:50:59 <nsh> IDEA
23:51:08 <nslater> let me check if it's available...
23:51:23 <nslater> WHOLY FUCKING SHIT THE INTERNET JUST READ MY MIND!
23:51:37 <nsh> SCIENCE!!
23:51:44 <nslater> SCIENCE!!
23:52:00 <nslater> fail page of the day: http://www.insanedrusilla.deadtime.net/index2.html
23:52:36 <nsh> whoajesus
23:52:40 <nsh> INLINE FAIL
23:52:46 <nslater> i cant even begin to understand what's happened here
23:52:48 <nslater> have you seen the source
23:53:05 <nslater> it's like someone took some rtf and some html and put them in a blender
23:53:13 <nslater> a blender called Msftedit, apparently
23:53:49 <nsh> lol
23:53:54 <nslater> but at what point inbetween blending to different, NON COMBINABLE formats, and uploading to your ftp site did this person not stop, pause a moment, and think to him/her self "wholy shit, wtf is this crap"
23:53:59 <nslater> *two
23:54:11 <nsh> RTF-based webforum!?!?
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23:54:40 <nslater> woah... check it "I put a new one on the main page but it doesn't appear to be showing."
23:54:43 <nslater> yeah........ no shit
23:54:51 * nsh must gobed nao
23:54:53 <nsh> go-bed
23:55:02 <nslater> oh man, dont leave me like this at the mercy of the internets
23:55:17 <nslater> i have about 20 lulz-probably sites open in my tabs waiting for perusal
23:55:25 <nslater> lulz-probable
23:55:55 <nslater> never mind then..
23:56:04 * nslater removes porn from his home page while he still remembers it's there
23:56:10 <nsh> pft
23:56:35 <nslater> i cant risk offending all my readers
23:56:52 <nslater> how come back hourly to check if the one sentence my site contains may have changed
23:56:56 <nslater> *who
23:59:30 <nsh> how many hits per day pls
23:59:39 <nslater> erm... about 80
23:59:52 <nslater> i wish i could ask these people why they visit my website
