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00:25:51 <jeanniecool> Defending D&D. Dear Mr. Goldfarb: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4news/20080828
00:26:46 <jeanniecool> nslater, The CL ad is text, so no visual safety issues, but the language may be questionable for work.
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00:33:14 <aspect> .u ♥
00:33:14 <phenny> U+2665 BLACK HEART SUIT (♥)
00:33:32 <aspect> wow. this font really breaks it
00:34:00 <aspect> it looks almost like some sort of animal heart, but nothing to do with cards
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03:17:00 <tonybaloney867> Greetings, humans and/or proxies and/or digitized substitutes thereof
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03:24:33 <Arnia> lucky: abuse tonybaloney867
03:24:43 <Arnia> oh, lucky isn't a bot
03:24:44 * Arnia ducks
03:24:50 <Arnia> Arn1a: abuse tonybaloney867
03:24:55 <Arn1a> perigrin: i should get a fixed point for a first i have to search for incontinent posh spice. ok... wasn't expecting that
03:25:06 <tonybaloney867> HAHA!
03:25:16 <tonybaloney867> Monty: abuse Arnia
03:25:20 <Monty> principal paper thing is known projects so to enable on litigation...
03:25:30 <Arnia> .talk abuse tonybaloney867
03:25:30 <goatov> Arn1a: abuse tonybaloney867
03:25:35 <Arn1a> it may change your beliefs to take the long way home. # but there is a reasoning process. grid-lock as in propositional domain is the secret police, alice will happily attempt
03:25:49 <tonybaloney867> Who's Arn1a?
03:25:53 <Arnia> attempt what is the question
03:25:54 <Arn1a> that annoys me as silly or plain wrong
03:26:03 <Arnia> tonybaloney867: me... markov chained by nslater
03:26:22 <tonybaloney867> Ahhh this is sounding very familiar :)
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03:32:38 <tonybaloney867> Monty: Incontinent posh spice
03:32:42 <Monty> ladylike butch Jeffrey Archer has a fight with Perl magenta commands.
03:36:11 <Arnia> I'm not sure which is more jarring; ladylike or butch when applied to Jeffrey Archer
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05:56:41 <aspect> what tas that time travel movie getting heavily discussed on here a few weeks ago?
05:57:50 <aspect> ah, primer; found it in my firefox historiy
06:00:34 <shminux> gotta watch that
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06:52:14 <thelsdj> primer is great
06:52:30 <thelsdj> also make sure to check out The Man From Earth
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07:26:02 <nsh> phenny, en fi "i will need"?
07:26:04 <phenny> nsh: "i tarvitsevat" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
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08:36:06 <nsh> phenny, en fi "toistaiseksi"?
08:36:08 <phenny> nsh: "toistaiseksi" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
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09:23:00 <Monty> it's nsh!
09:23:27 <lucky> does Google have a finnish translator now?
09:23:36 <nsh> some might call it that
09:23:45 <lucky> wow, so it does
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09:26:15 <Monty> yo cre8radix!
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09:26:27 <cre8radix> yo Monty
09:26:29 <Monty> missing neutron bomb >:)
09:27:24 <sbp> yo
09:27:25 <phenny> sbp: 28 Aug 14:46Z <xover> tell sbp http://www.shakespearepost.com/2008/08/23/first-complete-‘collar-of-the-esses’-awarded-by-henry-viii-discovered/
09:27:27 <phenny> sbp: 28 Aug 17:48Z <nsh> tell sbp <lisppaste2> nsh pasted "Ikaros -- romance the finno-urgic way" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/66025
09:28:31 <cre8radix> don't worry Monty ... i sold it to sbp
09:28:33 <Monty> always take some Passion Pants
09:28:45 <cre8radix> 'fcourse, Monty
09:28:47 <Monty> Make me despise equivalent signs :P
09:29:08 <cre8radix> sbp: :D
09:29:11 <cre8radix> heya
09:29:14 <sbp> "A recent poll of teenagers found Shakespeare to be the least favourite read of those consulted. And yet we owe to Shakespeare at least 1,700 words and a horde of well-known phrases that we all use today." - SHAKSPER. oh yeah, all the words he coined. that's why he's so exciting. of course
09:29:16 <sbp> yo cre8radix!
09:30:59 <nsh> .head Last-Modified http://swhack.com/
09:30:59 <phenny> Can't connect to Last-Modified
09:31:06 <nsh> HOW WRK PLS
09:31:13 <sbp> other way around
09:31:15 <nsh> .head http://swhack.com/ Last-Modified
09:31:17 <phenny> There was no header in the response.
09:31:26 <sbp> think of it like head('http://swhack.com/')['Last-Modified']
09:31:36 <nsh> wai no wrk stl?
09:31:39 <sbp> .head http://swhack.com/ Last-Modified
09:31:40 <phenny> There was no Last-Modified header in the response.
09:31:54 <sbp> not sure what you did. must've used a tab or some weirdness character
09:32:00 <sbp> .head http://swhack.com/
09:32:01 <phenny> sbp: 200, text/html, utf-8, 2805 bytes
09:32:07 <nsh> .head http://inamidst.com/ Last-Modified
09:32:09 <phenny> There was no Last-Modified header in the response.
09:32:11 <sbp> swhack.com is run by a CGI, so there's no Last-Modified
09:32:15 <nsh> WAI NO OBSERB PROTOCOL?!
09:32:16 <sbp> inamidst is also run by a CGI
09:32:24 <sbp> because they're dynamically generated
09:32:25 * nsh mehs at your compliance
09:32:30 <nsh> taht is not point
09:32:38 <sbp> YESINGS
09:32:48 <nsh> n'uh
09:33:07 <sbp> wow, in the Coleridge family. wonder where they got it from?
09:33:10 <nsh> can use hammond metric hashing to determine last time dynamic output changed
09:33:16 <sbp> (on xover's link)
09:33:27 <sbp> .g hammond metric hashing that nsh just made up, more details pls
09:33:27 * nsh is only allowed 4 taft-tokens today
09:33:28 <phenny> sbp: http://rikijo.blogspot.com/2005/12/ironic-after-all-these-years.html
09:33:29 <nsh> saying them
09:33:37 <nsh> .g hamming distance
09:33:38 <phenny> nsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamming_distance
09:33:47 <nsh> i'm allowed to call things what i want
09:33:50 <nsh> i have a badge
09:33:59 <nsh> .head http://xkcd.com/435/ Last-Modified
09:33:59 <phenny> Can't connect to http://xkcd.com/435/
09:33:59 <sbp> can i has badge too?
09:34:10 <nsh> if you agree to call things WHUTEVA
09:34:16 <sbp> you're using nbsps
09:34:21 <sbp> stop using nbsps!
09:34:25 <nsh> NO I HAMNOWS
09:34:29 <nsh> *AMNOTS
09:34:38 <sbp> phenny does not have given you permissions badge for to use nbsps
09:34:44 <sbp> .head http://xkcd.com/435/ Last-Modified
09:34:45 <phenny> Last-Modified: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:00:16 GMT
09:34:48 * cre8radix prepares breakfast
09:34:50 <nsh> WTF
09:34:54 * nsh gives mIRC a dirty look
09:34:59 <sbp> hehe
09:35:05 <nsh> also, why was that page modified today
09:35:07 <nsh> stupid xkcd
09:35:11 <cre8radix> mIRC is windows only?
09:35:11 <sbp> let's see where they are
09:35:15 <sbp> .bytes / L
09:35:15 <phenny> sbp: '/ L'
09:35:16 <nsh> how am i supposed to hammer in to people that old joke is old
09:35:19 <nsh> if xkcd lies
09:35:22 <sbp> .bytes d h
09:35:22 <phenny> sbp: 'd \x7fh'
09:35:24 <sbp> there
09:35:25 <Monty> fail!
09:35:29 <sbp> hmm
09:35:31 <nsh> .bytes
09:35:32 <phenny> nsh: ' '
09:35:33 <sbp> that's not even an nbsp is it?
09:35:38 <sbp> .u 007F
09:35:38 <phenny> U+007F (No name found)
09:35:44 <sbp> nope, it's some weird control character
09:35:46 <nsh> OOOOOooOOOOOO
09:35:57 * nsh HAS WEIRD CONTROL
09:36:12 <sbp> 007F;<control>;Cc;0;BN;;;;;N;DELETE;;;;
09:36:13 <nsh> Weird Control would be a good faustmetal band
09:36:17 <sbp> it's DELETE
09:36:18 <nsh> .gc "faust metal"
09:36:18 <phenny> "faust metal": 767
09:36:27 <nsh> YOU'RE DELETE
09:36:27 <sbp> you're going all .head <DELETE>URI
09:36:32 <sbp> nu?
09:36:33 <nsh> NU'UH
09:36:39 <sbp> nuuuhh
09:36:53 <nsh> .head http://xkcd.com/435/ Last-Modified
09:36:54 <phenny> Last-Modified: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:00:16 GMT
09:36:59 <nsh> it's something fucked about copypaste
09:37:02 <nsh> i blame vista
09:37:10 <nsh> .head http://xkcd.com/435/ Last-Modified
09:37:11 <phenny> Last-Modified: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:00:16 GMT
09:37:15 <nsh> no, apparantly not
09:37:19 * nsh has ideaNONE
09:37:30 <nsh> anyway, i should be looking for somewhere to live
09:40:15 <nsh> phenny, fi en "parveke"?
09:40:17 <phenny> nsh: "balcony" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
09:40:24 <nsh> fair enough
09:40:50 <nsh> then i can be in my flat, yet still in a position to see the DRAB GREY GULAG CONCRETE EXTERIOR
09:40:52 <nsh> WHOOOOO
09:42:19 <nsh> sometimes it's like every architect in finland has, at the top of their list of inspirations, LENIN
09:43:03 <nsh> i suppose people who build blocks of flats can't really be called architects
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09:53:48 <aspect> .wty nickname
09:53:52 <aspect> .ety nickname
09:53:54 <phenny> "1440, misdivision of ekename (1303), an eke name, lit. 'an additional name,' from O.E. eaca 'an increase,' related to eacian 'to increase' (see eke)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=nickname
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10:22:36 <nsh> hrm
10:35:50 <nsh> phenny, en fi "advert"?
10:35:51 <phenny> nsh: "ilmoituksesi" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
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11:12:48 <nsh> is there any way to do loci with google maps?!
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11:34:52 * Arnia boings
11:50:02 <nsh> phenny, fi en "kirpputori"?
11:50:03 <phenny> nsh: "kirpputori" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
11:53:22 <nsh> phenny, fi en "muuri"?
11:53:23 <phenny> nsh: "Wall" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
11:57:13 * Arnia eats nsh
11:57:29 <nsh> YOUR PERISTALSIS CANNOT DEFEAT ME
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12:03:56 <nsh> phenny, en fi "many thanks"?
12:03:57 <phenny> nsh: "suurkiitos" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
12:04:02 * Arnia covers nsh with pepsin
12:05:05 <[bjoern]> Monty?
12:05:06 <Monty> Does talking about this bother you ?
12:07:58 <nsh> .wik Pepsin
12:07:59 <phenny> "Pepsin is a digestive protease (EC 3.4.23.1) released by the chief cells in the stomach that functions to degrade food proteins into peptides." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsin
12:08:05 <nsh> saliva, mmm
12:08:33 <nsh> oh, shouldn't be in saliva
12:08:38 <nsh> something wrong if pepsin in saliva
12:08:53 * nsh tries to remember which proteases in saliva
12:09:17 <Arnia> Amylase
12:09:44 <nsh> taht is teh one
12:09:51 <nsh> how's Arnia?
12:09:56 <nsh> are you back from cyprus?
12:10:47 <Arnia> Indeed
12:10:49 <Arnia> I'm excellent
12:11:03 <Arnia> the conference went wonderfully
12:11:56 <nsh> wonderful
12:12:13 <nsh> what was most particularly good about it?
12:18:12 <Arnia> Hm... seeing lots of friends, making new ones and managing to do four presentations and receiving high praise
12:18:31 <nsh> excellent!
12:18:36 <nsh> anyone else present anything interesting?
12:18:50 <nsh> phenny, fi en "Vuokravakuus"?
12:18:51 <phenny> nsh: "Vuokravakuus" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:18:56 <nsh> phenny, fi en "vakuus"?
12:18:57 <phenny> nsh: "security" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
12:18:59 <nsh> pft
12:19:26 <Arnia> There was some interesting stuff... the handbook is online if you want to read the abstracts
12:19:31 <nsh> surewhere?
12:19:38 <Arnia> .g ISD 2008
12:19:39 <phenny> Arnia: http://isd2008.cs.ucy.ac.cy/
12:19:42 <Arnia> There
12:20:37 <nsh> ty
12:21:43 <Arnia> but yeah, got lots of compliments for my ability to present the work of other's as well as my own... and I managed to handle the questions I was thrown. Got lots of organisational work done too
12:22:07 <Arnia> so, I think I've improved my visibility and respect significantly
12:23:50 <nsh> cool
12:23:56 <nsh> that is, for you
12:25:00 <Arnia> Yeah. I no longer have any public speaking fear at all
12:25:06 * nsh of course takes his usual militant stance of "bollocks to everything but the ideas"
12:25:14 <nsh> that's definitely a bonus
12:25:40 * nsh still gets nervous asking questions in seminars
12:28:39 <Arnia> an idea cannot be divorced from its social context. Indeed the social context is often more of the idea that the small set of facts and figures which is usually confused with it.
12:30:12 <Arnia> An idea, unloved and at the wrong time — an idea badly communicated — is one which has no place in people's heads. It is an idea that is inappropriate. It may have its day, but not today. It may have its time, but no one will give it time until then.
12:30:15 * nsh thought you'd say something (completely wrong) like that :-)
12:30:29 <Arnia> Please explain why I'm wrong
12:30:42 <nsh> because a good enough idea simply works
12:30:52 * Arnia grumbles about his reading of US presidential campaign speeches affecting his diction
12:31:00 <nsh> it works whether stephen hawking expounds it a jesus college cambridge
12:31:07 <nsh> of it's found on a fortune cookie in harlem
12:31:19 <Arnia> nsh: that is a very objectivist position
12:31:35 <Arnia> nsh: a good idea is one which is accepted, not merely one that works
12:31:41 * nsh doesn't doubt that ideas are birthed through social bollocks
12:31:45 <Arnia> An idea which works, but is unaccepted has failed
12:31:51 * nsh nods
12:31:56 <Arnia> It has achieved no traction, and accomplished no change
12:32:07 <Arnia> It may as well not have existed.
12:32:24 <Arnia> Ideas achieve traction through communication, so the social context is important if only for that reason
12:32:57 <nsh> i still don't cede. the communication is orthogonal to the value of the idea itself
12:32:58 <Arnia> It goes further however. The social context of the idea explains where the idea came from, which allows one to understand more deeply the motivations and process underlying its development
12:33:05 <nsh> ugh
12:33:08 <Arnia> No, the communications ARE the value of the idea
12:33:08 <nsh> that's so Arnia
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12:33:19 <nsh> i hate that we live in a world where you're right
12:33:23 <Arnia> An uncommunicated idea is worthless
12:33:30 <nsh> that's not the point
12:33:45 <Arnia> It is the point if we're dealing with value :p
12:33:52 <Arnia> and it was you who brought that up
12:34:02 <nsh> the point is that the value of the idea is independent of the how well it is communicated or sugar-coated or dumbed-down or pushed through
12:34:04 <nsh> or sucked up
12:34:08 <Arnia> No
12:34:20 <nsh> YES
12:34:28 <Arnia> An idea which achieves no traction has no worth, no value
12:34:32 <Arnia> It may as well never have existed
12:34:40 <nsh> i don't give a shit what happened so that i know pythagoras' theorem
12:34:45 <nsh> that is meaningless to me
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12:34:53 <nsh> i don't care who came up with steam engine
12:34:54 <Arnia> Then you're missing a large part of the richness of experience
12:35:00 <Arnia> and you're poorer for it
12:35:00 * nsh sighs
12:35:09 <nsh> i obviously don't mean that i don't care
12:35:14 <nsh> i meant that the idea stands alone
12:35:20 <Arnia> But it doesn't
12:35:24 <nsh> stop trying so hard to not understand.
12:35:25 <Arnia> It patently doesn't
12:35:36 <Arnia> I do understand, I just disagree strongly
12:35:45 <nsh> it is not *necessary* to know any of the social context for an idea to be used
12:35:55 <Arnia> A steam engine has no meaning without the social context it lives in
12:36:13 <Arnia> Maths has no meaning except relative to the conventions (axioms) we've built up over time
12:36:17 <nsh> i don't have to speak to your phd advisor or get a reference from durham to use a piece of code you've come up with that solves some problem
12:36:19 <nsh> shut up
12:36:21 <nsh> listen,
12:36:23 <Arnia> Everything is situated
12:36:28 <Arnia> nothing is 'stand alone'
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12:36:44 <nsh> you're arguing something tangential to me point
12:36:47 <nsh> and it's frustrating
12:36:50 <nsh> *my
12:36:59 <Arnia> No, you're arguing that there is an orthogonal system
12:37:01 <Arnia> There isn't
12:37:08 <Arnia> There is no tangent
12:37:09 <nsh> when a spy steals a secret, they don't steal a system of academic relationships
12:37:24 <Arnia> Yes they do! They're encoded in the experience of the reader
12:37:29 <nsh> when a company reverse engineers an industrial mechanism, they don't recreate it developmental history
12:37:32 <Arnia> And without that, there would be no language
12:37:49 <Arnia> nsh: but they do... because they're connected to it
12:37:52 <nsh> what on earth are you talking about?!?!?
12:38:07 <nsh> holy shit the fundamental holistic interconnectedness of the universe dirk gently
12:38:10 <nsh> give me a break mang
12:38:23 <nsh> yes, everything is related to everything else
12:38:27 <Arnia> Oh it is nothing so woo... I'm merely talking about causality
12:38:39 <Arnia> and the process of understanding which is built into our brains
12:38:41 <nsh> yeah, ideas exist outside their causal chain
12:38:48 <Arnia> Ideas do not exist outside their history
12:38:50 <nsh> please to be learning 2000 year old philosophy
12:38:54 <nsh> 3000
12:39:05 <Arnia> They do not exist outside the minds of their conceivers
12:39:24 <Arnia> Please be learning past 150 years of philosophy of science and philosophy of language
12:39:46 <Arnia> You're making points which if applied generally cause self-contradiction in the system
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12:39:55 <Arnia> I have little problem, therefore, with throwing those points out
12:40:17 <nsh> how do you mean, if applied generally cause self-contradiction in the system?
12:40:36 <Arnia> The idea of an idea being stand-alone
12:40:43 <nsh> how does that cause self-contradiction?
12:40:58 <Arnia> Corrollary of Putnam's theorem
12:41:04 <nsh> english pls
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12:41:22 <Arnia> read up on it. I need to go and sign forms to get university to give me money
12:41:42 <nsh> MEH AT YOU
12:41:44 * nsh smiles
12:42:26 <Arnia> Thank you for the interesting discussion
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12:43:01 <kainschwarz> .
12:43:40 * nsh mumbles incoherently about ontological poverty of oversocialised cultural apologists
12:44:33 * Arnia mumbles coherently about the sophistry of those who deny the relevance and requirement for context from society and history in order to express, understand and use ideas
12:44:44 <Arnia> all done now we've made final points?
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12:45:51 <[bjoern]> Yo kainschwarz. Where is your brother abelschwarz?
12:46:07 <kainschwarz> abelweiss
12:46:15 <kainschwarz> that's his name
12:46:28 <kainschwarz> .g "abel weiss"
12:46:28 <phenny> kainschwarz: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.Channel&ChannelID=159153408
12:46:37 <[bjoern]> Trapped inside a myspace video?
12:46:51 <[bjoern]> Bad for him, I know how that is like.
12:47:19 <kainschwarz> [bjoern]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxOCLPQFDxA
12:47:39 <[bjoern]> I'm afraid my ISDN line hates youtube.
12:48:20 <kainschwarz> hrhr
12:48:49 <[bjoern]> Nicht Lustig.
12:49:06 <nsh> Arnia, i deny neither relevance nor requirement of social and historical contexts to ideas, only the patent nonsense that the idea cannot and indeed should not have merit apart from them
12:50:12 <nsh> and while certain psychological types are predisposed toward attending to the vestiments of ideas, other people are more concerned with their self-value and application
12:50:37 <nsh> i'm not saying the emperor needs no clothes, only that we shouldn't fucking worship his dressing gown
12:50:57 * nsh goes off to do some nonsocial science
12:51:00 <kainschwarz> [bjoern]: sry
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13:15:28 <jsled> "1 Achewood: The Great Outdoo... Shipped via USPS". Woot.
13:18:27 <sbp> ooh!
13:18:39 <sbp> don't think mine's shipped yet
13:18:49 <sbp> crschmidt: pingifications
13:18:50 * nsh mines ships
13:19:03 <sbp> you's areings thes ships
13:19:17 <sbp> DAS KOHERENT
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13:21:00 <nsh> sbp, all these mafia types want to extort money out of me just so i can avoid homelessness
13:21:05 <nsh> WAHT CAN I DO?!
13:21:13 <nsh> HOW IS EYTEEM CONTACT?
13:21:19 <nsh> HOW IS EYTEEM CONTACT?
13:22:30 <sbp> good question
13:22:34 <sbp> there are three schools of thought on the subject
13:22:56 <sbp> 1) give them substances which look like money but are actually a strange breed of Formosan blowfish
13:23:21 <sbp> 2) build a castle on an island in the middle of a lake
13:24:07 <sbp> 3) play the whole groin-kicking game. "in England, groin kicking is a tradition. I kick you in the crotch, and if you pass out for longer than when you kick me in the crotch, then I don't have to pay you rent. otherwise I pay double rent"
13:24:16 <sbp> so you go first and kick them in the crotch
13:24:29 <kainschwarz> sounds like my game
13:24:30 <sbp> then you say actually it's a silly game and just pay them the regular rent
13:24:46 <sbp> it is a good, basic game, if you go first and then quit
13:24:49 <nsh> hehehe
13:24:51 <nsh> sbp++++
13:26:00 <cre8radix> ;P
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13:30:34 <sbp> .gcs bitchandling bitchhandling
13:30:35 <phenny> bitchhandling (11), bitchandling (0)
13:31:04 <sbp> .gcs moonnibbles moonibbles
13:31:05 <phenny> moonnibbles (8), moonibbles (0)
13:32:07 <nsh> mmmm, moonibbles
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13:41:01 <sbp> see, it is better with one n!
13:46:07 <nslater> .u #0D
13:46:08 <phenny> U+0023 NUMBER SIGN (#)
13:46:09 <phenny> U+0030 DIGIT ZERO (0)
13:46:10 <phenny> U+0044 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER D (D)
13:46:32 <nslater> .u xA
13:46:33 <phenny> U+1280 ETHIOPIC SYLLABLE XA (ኀ)
13:46:48 <nslater> .u U+xA
13:46:51 <nslater> .u U+A
13:46:52 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, no results
13:46:53 <phenny> U+003D EQUALS SIGN (=)
13:46:54 <phenny> U+005B LEFT SQUARE BRACKET ([)
13:46:55 <phenny> U+005D RIGHT SQUARE BRACKET (]) [...]
13:47:08 <nslater> .u U+OD
13:47:08 <Monty> "you"
13:47:12 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, no results
13:47:33 <sbp> .u 000A
13:47:33 <phenny> U+000A (No name found)
13:47:35 <sbp> .u 000D
13:47:35 <phenny> U+000D (No name found)
13:47:59 <sbp> 000A;<control>;Cc;0;B;;;;;N;LINE FEED (LF);;;;
13:48:06 <sbp> 000D;<control>;Cc;0;B;;;;;N;CARRIAGE RETURN (CR);;;;
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13:52:16 <nsh> WHUTPLS IS GAEM?
13:52:18 <nsh> .gc whutpls
13:52:19 <phenny> whutpls: 0
13:52:31 <nsh> WHUTPLS?! WAI NO WHUTPLS?
13:52:37 <nsh> how often does google spider swhack.com?
13:52:45 * nsh has WHUTPLS'd at least 5 times
13:53:10 <nsh> .wik Ictal
13:53:10 <phenny> "Ictal refers to a physiologic state or event such as a seizure, stroke or headache." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ictal
13:53:24 <nsh> .wik Palinopsia
13:53:25 <phenny> "Palinopsia (Greek: palin for 'again' and opsia for 'seeing') is a visual disturbance that causes images to persist to some extent even after their corresponding stimulus has left." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palinopsia
13:53:29 <nsh> ahh
13:54:54 <nsh> .wik Charles Bonnet hallucinations
13:54:56 <phenny> "Charles Bonnet syndrome (CBS) is named after the Swiss naturalist Charles Bonnet." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome
14:11:42 <sbp> .title http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828310
14:11:43 <phenny> sbp: 11-Year-Old Girl Assembles Rifle In Record Time - CollegeHumor video
14:12:37 <nsh> .wik Einfuhlung
14:12:40 <phenny> "German philosopher (1847-1933) who coined the term Einfühlung (esthetic sympathy, later translated in English as empathy), which was to be promoted by Theodor Lipps, Freud's admired philosopher." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Vischer
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14:14:03 <nsh> not bad
14:14:05 <nsh> not bad
14:14:16 <sbp> modern phonographer
14:14:18 <sbp> modern phonographer
14:14:18 <nsh> her technique could be improved, but the raw agility is quite impressive
14:14:27 <sbp> yeah
14:14:41 <sbp> gotta work on the reassemble, that first part
14:14:46 <sbp> sure she could trim a few seconds off there
14:14:49 * nsh nods
14:14:54 <nsh> we'll get her to one of the camps
14:14:54 <nsh> asap
14:15:03 <sbp> CAMP JULIET ALPHA FOXTROT
14:15:23 <nsh> WE HAVE A LOLIVECTOR INCOMING
14:15:39 <sbp> SET THE ROFLSHIELDS TO VIBREX
14:15:57 <sbp> hmm. vibrex. that sounds like some sex toy thing
14:16:05 <sbp> .g vibrex
14:16:05 <nsh> ACTIVISE THE uNFATRON
14:16:05 <phenny> sbp: http://www.mwsausse.com/
14:16:09 <nsh> .title
14:16:11 <phenny> nsh: New Page 1
14:16:14 <nsh> oooo
14:16:14 <nsh> new
14:16:17 <Monty> [x] ages ago or at that python is funny really bad I gave you and streams of thought": 0 bytes
14:16:24 <sbp> "vibration control systems"
14:16:42 <nsh> sounds manipulatastic!
14:16:44 <sbp> .gc vibrostatics
14:16:44 <phenny> vibrostatics: 536
14:16:56 <nsh> .gc vibrodynamics
14:16:57 <phenny> vibrodynamics: 8,060
14:17:09 <nsh> .gc vibrotactics
14:17:09 <phenny> vibrotactics: 11
14:17:17 <sbp> I want a Wikipedia whose article lengths reflect how important I think each of the subjects are
14:17:26 <nsh> well
14:17:29 <sbp> the article on Freud would be about two sentences
14:17:42 <nsh> in my majnashun world, you can zoom in and out of wikipedia articles arbitrarily
14:17:49 <sbp> oh man. that'd be fun
14:17:54 <nsh> and it gets filled in/summarised by the minions
14:17:57 <sbp> so like you can focus on a sentence and it'd blow up into more information?
14:17:59 <sbp> awesome
14:17:59 <nsh> .gc fractalpedia
14:18:00 <phenny> fractalpedia: 7
14:18:01 <nsh> yeah
14:18:06 <nsh> i've been thinking bout it for years
14:18:12 <nsh> but i cba to asplain to newbs
14:18:17 <sbp> aye
14:18:28 <nsh> because they're all liek HURRRR NSH I DUN KNOW WAI TAHT WUD BE GUD
14:18:43 <sbp> .gcs ayecakes aybeberries ayecrumpets ayebuns ayewiches ayetots
14:18:45 <nsh> but you could use it alongside a personal metadata index of things you know and care about
14:18:47 <phenny> ayetots (3), ayecakes (2), ayebuns (1), ayewiches (0), ayecrumpets (0), aybeberries (0)
14:18:57 <nsh> so that you get automatic personalisation of the pedia
14:19:08 <nsh> which can be shared and traded and bred with other people
14:19:16 <sbp> at least hypertext does model that to some very small extent
14:19:27 <sbp> click on a link, get more informations
14:19:30 <nsh> CSS would do it bettar
14:19:49 <nsh> like those mad mag fold-up things
14:19:55 <nsh> but with text and stuffs
14:20:21 <sbp> if CSS 7 does not make it possible to style an empty <div> as a 3D version of Michaelangelo's David, it has failed
14:20:46 <nsh> article exists as a pseudolinear (area really) of semantically interlinked flat goodness, that is convoluted according to ones desires and whim
14:20:51 <sbp> what I am envisaging is that all version sevens of modern languages will be the same thing
14:20:53 <nsh> sbp, indeed
14:21:02 <sbp> HTML 7 = CSS 7 = Perl 7 = Python 7 = Javascript 7
14:21:03 <nsh> THE GREAT SEVERGENCE
14:21:10 <nsh> SEPTVERGENCE?
14:21:27 <sbp> you could even use HEPT- for bonus skillpointz
14:21:32 * nsh was thinking same
14:21:34 <sbp> HEPTHENGE
14:21:53 <nsh> HEPTBEASTATHON
14:22:04 <sbp> .gc beastathon
14:22:04 <phenny> beastathon: 624
14:22:35 * nsh needs to perform a massive XSS hack to get people to inwittingly paralellise my search for gc 666
14:22:42 <sbp> hehe
14:22:54 <sbp> .gc beastathon a
14:22:54 <phenny> beastathon a: 577
14:22:58 <sbp> .gc beastathon porn
14:22:58 <phenny> beastathon porn: 34
14:23:03 <sbp> .gc beastathon violence
14:23:05 <phenny> beastathon violence: 8
14:23:08 <sbp> bah
14:23:14 <nsh> beastathon OR mangoes
14:23:19 <nsh> .gc beastathon OR mangoes
14:23:20 <phenny> beastathon OR mangoes: 2,290,000
14:23:38 <sbp> shame you can't do XOR
14:23:43 <nsh> that would be good
14:23:54 <nsh> .gc foo XOR bar
14:23:55 <phenny> foo XOR bar: 72,800
14:24:02 <nsh> .gc foo bar xor
14:24:03 <phenny> foo bar xor: 51,100
14:24:12 <nsh> .gc foo -bar
14:24:13 <phenny> foo -bar: 23,000,000
14:24:17 <nsh> .gc bar -foo
14:24:18 <phenny> bar -foo: 713,000,000
14:24:26 <nsh> i guess xor is sum of thoses
14:24:31 <sbp> yeah
14:24:43 <sbp> I suppose we could implement it
14:24:55 <nsh> oh, sbp, someone asked for .gn google news search
14:24:58 <nsh> is can be codard?
14:25:02 <sbp> oh, nsh, they can cram it
14:25:07 <nsh> fairstuffs
14:25:18 <sbp> I mean, someone could code that themselves
14:25:21 <nsh> yeah
14:25:23 <sbp> but I wouldn't be arsed to maintain it
14:25:29 <nsh> but ppls is useless
14:25:32 <sbp> it'd have a low usage rate, I think
14:25:34 <sbp> yeah
14:25:39 <nsh> screw ppls
14:25:46 <nsh> we don't need no stinkin' ppls
14:25:53 <nsh> i has to science brb
14:26:05 <sbp> SCIENCE
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14:27:21 <sbp> basically to get me to add any functionality to phenny you need to be thinking along the lines of bestowing riches or accolades or sexual bribes or blackjack and hookers or corn on the cob or songs with impossible chords or yellow blimps or full size crazy paving golf courses on me
14:27:56 <[bjoern]> Or annoy you a lot
14:28:12 <sbp> nope. people annoy me *anyway*
14:28:20 <[bjoern]> Also, making you die for having the functionality tends to work.
14:28:28 <[bjoern]> Yes, but not a lot
14:28:35 <[bjoern]> Comperatively.
14:28:47 <sbp> it's very rare these days that I go "woah, that would be SO COOL"
14:29:01 <sbp> "you blogosphere loving cheese-eating surrender monkey"
14:29:34 <sbp> basically people are saying that they are more imaginative than I am
14:29:40 <sbp> I have already coded all the cool things
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14:29:49 <sbp> to suggest that there is something which I have left out seems pretty unlikely
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14:30:17 <[bjoern]> You just use that as an excuse so you don't have to code it up.
14:30:28 <chandler> you have forgotten to implement .hookers
14:30:41 <sbp> ah, .hookers is difficult to implement
14:30:42 <chandler> phenny will not be complete without this command
14:30:42 <[bjoern]> .bj
14:30:55 <chandler> I thought criaglist solved that problem
14:31:12 <sbp> so .hookers would send an email to craigslist asking for hookers to join #swhack?
14:31:19 <sbp> what would we pay them with?
14:31:31 <sbp> Monty: would you pay the hookers?
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14:31:33 <Monty> Epimenedes sezing that.
14:31:47 <sbp> Monty: would Epimenedes pay the hookers? perhaps he is lying?
14:31:58 <Monty> will never match modifications!
14:31:59 <chandler> Arn1a is in charge of the hooker slush fund
14:32:03 <Arn1a> i can play using airports. heinberg's variation. but you could try training a monty on it
14:32:05 <Monty> Bit quiet in private for realz
14:32:15 <[bjoern]> I would not put Arn1a in charge of hookers.
14:32:19 <Arn1a> phenny: likes strawberry liqueur chocolates and summer rain. arnia: likes not being doing phd
14:32:21 <sbp> no...
14:32:25 <chandler> [bjoern]: no, he is only in charge of the money
14:32:32 <sbp> ah
14:33:09 <[bjoern]> Well, as far as hookers go, form my perspective there should be no charges at all.
14:33:43 <sbp> free hookers are technically called sexations
14:34:15 <sbp> (or groupies)
14:34:24 <[bjoern]> unlike sofware, open is more important than free.
14:35:06 <sbp> free software isn't more important than open software!
14:35:11 <sbp> they're both equally unimportant: very
14:35:44 <[bjoern]> I disagree.
14:35:49 <sbp> whypls
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14:41:51 <[bjoern]> free usually includes open, while open often does not include free.
14:43:32 <sbp> so what? why does that bear on their importances?
14:43:50 <sbp> if they're both very unimportant, it doesn't matter which includes which
14:47:55 <[bjoern]> If you add two very small numbers, you'll get a number that's different from (bigger) than either of them.
14:50:06 <sbp> yeah. now add two negative numbers!
14:52:10 <nsh> WHOA
14:52:15 <nsh> THERE ARE *NEGATIVE* NUMBERS?!
14:52:18 <nsh> SLOW DOWN MANGS
14:52:35 <[bjoern]> Yes, unless the importance is zero, you'll get a different number even then.
14:52:39 <sbp> http://media.tumblr.com/BhoDYmVvjd74xahq9OR5Hkf7_500.jpg
14:52:57 <sbp> well in that case open is less important than free
14:53:24 <sbp> [[[
14:53:25 <sbp> McCain 'picks woman running-mate'
14:53:25 <sbp> US Republican presidential hopeful John McCain picks governor of Alaska Sarah Palin as running-mate, US media say.
14:53:26 <sbp> ]]]
14:53:32 <[bjoern]> Yes, unlike with hookers.
14:53:55 <[bjoern]> good pix
14:54:20 <[bjoern]> are there any honest politicians in alaska?
14:56:18 <sbp> .title http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/08/08/28/1855213.shtml
14:56:19 <phenny> sbp: Slashdot | Will W3C Accept DRM For Webfonts?
14:57:00 <[bjoern]> I know the answer to that.
14:58:01 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7587780.stm
14:58:03 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Health | Hurt feelings 'worse than pain'
14:58:15 <sbp> Sarah Palin: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44970000/jpg/_44970715_sarah_ap_226b.jpg
14:58:24 <[bjoern]> Yes, I can confirm that.
14:59:01 <sbp> [[[
14:59:02 <sbp> An elderly Swedish woman tried to get herself on board an international flight by climbing onto an unmanned luggage belt after her suitcase.
14:59:03 <sbp> The incident happened at Stockholm's Arlanda airport.
14:59:03 <sbp> The unnamed 78-year-old thought she was just following instructions on how to check in for her flight.
14:59:03 <sbp> She carefully lay down on the conveyor belt and was whisked into the baggage handling bay where she was rescued by surprised staff.
14:59:08 <sbp> ]]] - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7584682.stm
14:59:47 <sbp> "When he was arrested in April, police discovered £280 in cash hidden between his buttocks." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7588217.stm
14:59:48 <sbp> .title
14:59:50 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | England | Cash-in-buttocks man in M25 ban
15:03:16 <Morbus> mccain chose a woman running mate.
15:03:17 <Morbus> man alive.
15:03:46 <Morbus> and from alaska!
15:03:49 <Morbus> oh noe, she believes in the tubes.
15:03:56 <Morbus> stupid d8uv
15:04:14 <crschmidt> sbp: yes?
15:04:34 <chandler> at least it's not Carly Fiorina
15:04:36 <sbp> crschmidt: are bia can has problems?
15:04:40 <crschmidt> dunno
15:04:42 <sbp> can't ssh to it
15:04:45 <sbp> but phenny is running
15:04:52 <crschmidt> I just sshed to it
15:04:54 <crschmidt> try again?
15:05:05 <sbp> still borken here. must be a problem with my intertubes
15:05:07 <sbp> sry/thx!
15:06:23 <crschmidt> can you telnet crschmidt.net 22
15:06:23 <crschmidt> ?
15:07:03 <sbp> nope. trying a traceroute
15:07:11 <crschmidt> okay. I can definitely do that
15:07:23 <crschmidt> so yeah, seems like network breakage
15:07:23 * [bjoern] suggests dns cache flushing
15:07:35 <sbp> probably a cosmic ray hitting my router again
15:07:41 <sbp> I'll take a hammer to it at some point
15:09:01 <sbp> traceroute is all:
15:09:02 <sbp> 1 * * *
15:09:02 <sbp> 2 * * *
15:09:02 <sbp> 3 * * *
15:09:02 <sbp> 4 * * *
15:09:02 <sbp> 5 * * *
15:09:04 <sbp> 6 * * *
15:09:06 <sbp> 7 * * *
15:09:08 <sbp> 8 * * *
15:13:59 <[bjoern]> does it work with other hosts?
15:14:09 <[bjoern]> you could be filtering icmp packets....
15:14:22 <sbp> other hosts: yes
15:15:43 <[bjoern]> Then it is obvious, Kibo hates your testicles.
15:15:57 <sbp> well that's alright. I hate Kibo's testicles too
15:16:04 <sbp> all slimy and green, who would like them really?
15:16:21 <sbp> with hairs made of chocolate, so the legend says
15:17:09 <[bjoern]> The /clear command is my favourite.
15:17:31 <sbp> you can't escape slimy green testicles with chocolate hairs mang
15:18:06 <sbp> .wik Carly Fiorina
15:18:07 <phenny> "Carleton 'Carly' Sneed Fiorina[1]| (born Cara Carleton Sneed on September 6, 1954) is an American businesswoman." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Fiorina
15:19:22 <[bjoern]> .gc CutyCapt
15:19:23 <phenny> CutyCapt: 115
15:19:57 <[bjoern]> Does't quite succeed as one would have thought.
15:24:02 <sbp> hehe. http://markshroyer.com/files/piracy.png
15:24:08 <sbp> update to the piccie the other day
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15:26:07 <sbp> http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070613.gif
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15:29:45 <sbp> .gc zag-o-meter
15:29:46 <phenny> zag-o-meter: 21
15:29:56 <nsh> NOT THE ZAGS
15:30:31 <nsh> you are your storkenlusts
15:30:33 <nsh> *and
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15:39:21 <sbp> nsh: http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF237-Lyles_Constant.gif
15:40:01 <nsh> lulz
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16:04:01 <[bjoern]> #swhack is online.
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16:29:27 <jeanniecool> no, wait
16:29:29 <jeanniecool> I need it!
16:29:39 * jeanniecool needs Vista help <hangs head in shame>
16:29:56 <[bjoern]> format c:
16:30:30 <jeanniecool> DEP will not let me restart FF.
16:30:37 <jeanniecool> Nor will it let me turn DEP *off* for FF.
16:30:50 * jeanniecool is stuck
16:30:58 <chandler> what do you mean by it not letting you turn it off?
16:31:05 <[bjoern]> isn't dep data execution prevention?
16:31:28 <[bjoern]> on xp you can turn it off in the systems settings, globally
16:31:31 <[bjoern]> and the boot.ini I think
16:33:26 <jeanniecool> Alas, not in Vista.
16:33:57 <jeanniecool> Following the instructions to turn off for certain programs, one gets a popup saying, "you cannot turn off DEP for this program"!
16:34:10 <[bjoern]> .g "you cannot turn off DEP for this program"
16:34:12 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://forums.microsoft.com/SharedViewBeta/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=1874515&SiteID=59
16:34:25 <[bjoern]> .g "you cannot turn off DEP for this program" firefox
16:34:26 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.hardwareanalysis.com/content/topic/72060/
16:34:52 <chandler> jeanniecool: it's still there; they've just frobnitzed the control panel layout *again*
16:35:08 <jeanniecool> ...and now I have to open those links in _*IE*_. Grr.
16:35:23 <chandler> Control Panel -> System, click advanced system settings (Continue @ UAC), Advanced tab, Performance Options, Data Execution Prevention tab
16:35:31 <chandler> "Turn on DEP for all programs and services except those I select"
16:36:09 <chandler> also, why is DEP closing your Firefox? I've never had an issue with it, and it seems like the sort of thing you'd want on for your browser.
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16:37:03 <jeanniecool> chandler, it's done it once before,
16:37:09 <jeanniecool> but after, would let me restart FF.
16:37:35 <jeanniecool> Now when attempting to restart, I get the "had to close this program" popup, and a "DEP saved you" one as well.
16:38:23 <jeanniecool> [bjoern], how do I view the 7 posts on that one...?
16:38:38 <jeanniecool> oh, NM.
16:38:43 * jeanniecool was misinterpreting, [bjoern]
16:39:43 <nsh> WHUT
16:41:12 <jeanniecool> GODF*CKINGDAMMIT.
16:41:21 <sbp> you can say fuck on here
16:41:25 <sbp> but the logs will know forever
16:41:45 <jeanniecool> Was all excited about that hardware link, selected "run as admin" and DEP STILL WON'T FUCKING LET ME START FIREFOX!!
16:50:59 <sbp> .gc mugshit
16:51:00 <phenny> mugshit: 177
16:52:43 <jeanniecool> I don't think mugshit will help me, SeanB.
16:52:48 <jeanniecool> Any other suggestions?
16:53:18 <sbp> I'd upgrade to XP
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16:56:35 <[bjoern]> .u ß
16:56:36 <phenny> U+00DF LATIN SMALL LETTER SHARP S (ß)
16:56:45 <[bjoern]> I'd upgrade to 2003
16:59:37 <sbp> oh man, funny:
16:59:39 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7587936.stm
16:59:40 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Politics | Banksy's secret costs Labour dear
17:03:15 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a pepsi"
17:03:16 <jeanniecool> Wish I could.
17:03:17 <phenny> "penis in a pepsi": 42
17:03:21 * jeanniecool hearted XP
17:03:39 <[bjoern]> I know that'd be related to the meaning of life and everything.
17:03:49 <jeanniecool> ...particularly on a comparative basis.
17:06:15 <[bjoern]> the coca cola brand isn't worth what it used to
17:06:27 <[bjoern]> just had a hard time remembering how it might be spelled
17:06:57 <kainschwarz> lalala
17:08:24 <kainschwarz> lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfWemdK0WY
17:08:43 <kainschwarz> .title
17:08:44 <phenny> kainschwarz: YouTube - bundeswehr ausbildung
17:08:55 <kainschwarz> [bjoern]: ^
17:08:59 <kainschwarz> oops
17:09:02 <kainschwarz> nicht lustig
17:09:05 <kainschwarz> isdn
17:09:07 <kainschwarz> --
17:09:10 <kainschwarz> O_O
17:09:55 <[bjoern]> Meine drei Monate Grundausbildung hab ich lange hinter mir.
17:14:12 <[bjoern]> .title http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/28/mccain-iraq-peaceful/
17:14:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: Think Progress » McCain: Iraq Is âA Peaceful And Stable Country Nowâ
17:15:25 <[bjoern]> Ah I just found another link to the bw video above...
17:16:29 <jeanniecool> Er, can anyone tell me how to discover which Windows I'm running? 32- or 64-bit?
17:16:35 * jeanniecool blushes
17:16:44 <bancus> Right click on My Computer, click Properties.
17:16:48 <bancus> I *think* that'll tell you.
17:16:53 <bancus> I'm on Mac, though, so I can't test.
17:17:11 * jeanniecool snorks
17:17:14 <[bjoern]> start, execute, set
17:17:20 <jeanniecool> bancus++
17:17:25 <[bjoern]> start, execute, cmd, set
17:17:26 * jeanniecool just did that, and totally missed it
17:17:46 <[bjoern]> I'd think `set PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE` in particular
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17:28:55 <nslater> .head file:///etc/passwd?is-it-fixed-yet
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17:28:56 <phenny> Can't connect to file:///etc/passwd?is-it-fixed-yet
17:29:06 <nslater> .head file:///etc/passwd
17:29:07 <phenny> nslater: 200, text/plain, 2008-01-02 00:22:04 UTC, 4160 bytes
17:29:12 <nslater> nope
17:30:15 <d8uv> .g /etc/passwd
17:30:16 <phenny> d8uv: http://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/understanding-etcpasswd-file-format/
17:30:30 <d8uv> hell yeah now I can get all the passwords
17:30:34 <[bjoern]> "Palin knows about foreign policy because Alaska is \lquote right next door to Russia\rquote "
17:30:50 <jsled> heh heh
17:31:08 <jsled> Oh man. At least put up a fight, guys … er … guy and gal.
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17:31:12 <sbp> who said that? McCain, I presume?
17:31:25 <[bjoern]> .wik Steve Doocy
17:31:27 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Steve Doocy".
17:31:27 * [bjoern] shrugs
17:31:29 <nslater> sbp: is a fix planned? :)
17:31:33 <sbp> some dude
17:31:40 <jsled> Steve "Drop a" Doocy.
17:31:41 <sbp> nslater: a fix for what problem?
17:31:49 <d8uv> sbp: some douche on Fox News
17:31:54 <sbp> ah
17:31:58 <nslater> sbp: being able to read any file on your local filesystem
17:32:06 <d8uv> Spotted by the even-bigger douches on Think Progress
17:32:07 <[bjoern]> .title http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/29/palin-corruption-investigation/
17:32:08 <Monty> 7 *
17:32:09 <phenny> [bjoern]: Think Progress » McCainâs VP Choice Is Under Ethics Investigation For Abuse Of Power In Alaska
17:32:15 <[bjoern]> nounpossible liberallies!
17:32:19 <nslater> sbp: me and chandler were kind enough to to try to read /dev/zero or /dev/random :)
17:32:42 <sbp> hmm, I wonder what the best way to fix it would be
17:32:56 <sbp> might be quite easy, if everything uses web.get
17:32:58 <d8uv> file:// = BANND
17:33:11 <nslater> if url.startswith("file"): phenny.say("not on your nelly")
17:33:32 <d8uv> But seriously, Think Progress is by crazy people, for idiots
17:33:54 <[bjoern]> Like all blogs.
17:34:02 <nslater> .bytes /etc/passwd
17:34:03 <phenny> nslater: '/etc/passwd'
17:34:11 <nslater> .head /etc/passwd
17:34:12 <phenny> nslater: 200, text/plain, 2008-01-02 00:22:04 UTC, 4160 bytes
17:34:15 <d8uv> Except ohgodinternet, but I digress
17:34:22 <nslater> hmm, nope, needs to be moar clever than that
17:34:42 <[bjoern]> ohgodinternet is for fun and profit?
17:35:20 <sbp> alright, fixed
17:35:26 <nslater> .head ../etc/passwd
17:35:27 <phenny> Can't connect to ../etc/passwd
17:35:32 <nslater> .head ../../etc/passwd
17:35:33 <phenny> Can't connect to ../../etc/passwd
17:35:38 <nslater> .head /etc/passwd
17:35:39 <phenny> nslater: 200, text/plain, 2008-01-02 00:22:04 UTC, 4160 bytes
17:35:45 <d8uv> also, holy crap, I didn't know Palin's VP
17:35:46 <nslater> sbp: nope :)
17:35:55 <d8uv> Palin is really awesome
17:35:59 <sbp> fixed in the code
17:36:03 <nslater> ah
17:36:30 <nslater> how?
17:36:37 <sbp> def get(uri):
17:36:37 <sbp> if not uri.startswith('http'):
17:36:37 <sbp> return
17:36:38 <sbp> etc.
17:37:05 <nslater> hmm, but then i cant do "www.example.org"
17:37:08 <d8uv> .head gopher://texas
17:37:09 <phenny> Can't connect to gopher://texas
17:37:12 <d8uv> T_T
17:37:14 <nslater> how about:
17:37:16 <nslater> if url.startswith("/") or url.startswith(".") or not url.startswith("http"): blargh();
17:37:19 <sbp> phenny corrects that before web.get
17:37:28 <nslater> oh right.. cool
17:37:34 <d8uv> .head lol.org
17:37:35 <phenny> Can't connect to lol.org
17:37:41 <nslater> .head example.org
17:37:42 <phenny> Can't connect to example.org
17:37:47 <nslater> o_O
17:37:52 <d8uv> .head d8uv.org
17:37:52 <phenny> Can't connect to d8uv.org
17:37:55 <jsled> d8uv: how awesome is she?
17:38:03 <d8uv> jsled: v. awesome
17:38:16 <d8uv> This of course means that you should hate her
17:38:27 <jsled> In an "abuse of power" sort of way?
17:38:53 <sbp> jsled: I think d8uv's confusing her with Michael Palin
17:39:01 <sbp> which is understandable if all the reports just say "Palin"
17:39:18 <d8uv> No, I just really like Palindromes
17:39:41 <sbp> MCCAIN / PALINDROMES 2008!!
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17:41:19 <bancus> John McCain / Michael Palin 2008!
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17:44:52 <kainschwarz> d8uv: heya
17:45:01 <sbp> nslater: also, what kind of logic was behind 'url.startswith("/") or url.startswith(".") or not url.startswith("http")'? :-)
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17:47:37 <nslater> sbp: easy, "." could start "./../" or "../" which is a local path, and "/" starts a local path, not sure about the last bit :)
17:48:16 <sbp> the point is that the last bit subsumes the first two bits, so...
17:48:31 <sbp> it's like saying if x == 3 or x == 5 or x < 10:
17:49:28 <nslater> yeah, i realised that :)
17:50:41 <sbp> .gc madbonkers
17:50:42 <phenny> madbonkers: 15
17:51:39 <jsled> Hmm. Is http://google.com/notebook/ new?
17:51:43 <nslater> nope
17:51:55 <nslater> about... dunno, three years old
17:52:25 <jsled> huh. I accidentally clicked on a "note this" link in results, and it popped up in the bottom corner.
17:52:53 <sbp> http://web.archive.org/*/www.google.com/notebook
17:53:00 <sbp> Jun 12, 2006 *
17:53:04 <sbp> earliest that w.a.o has
17:53:29 <nslater> does anyone know of a good replacement to tidy?
17:53:33 <nslater> html tidy, that is
17:53:40 <nslater> one that doesnt suck quite so much?
17:53:57 <sbp> nope
17:54:09 <sbp> this is a [bjoern]stion
17:54:14 <nslater> it's 2008, how hard can html formatting be, really
17:55:00 <nslater> i just want a way to pretty print html/xml and well, actually it's quite hard, which is why im looking for a tool,heh
17:55:52 <d8uv> Oh, just use some regexes
17:56:00 <nslater> haha
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17:56:55 <crschmidt> agreed
17:57:01 <d8uv> Note 1: I just say that for any programming task that I don't know what the fuck
17:57:04 <sbp> you can do it all with sed replacements
17:57:12 <nslater> ur all mental
17:57:18 <nslater> (hth)
17:57:23 <crschmidt> s/mapnik/realistic/
17:57:26 <crschmidt> er
17:57:26 <crschmidt> mental
17:57:34 <crschmidt> s/mental/realistic/
17:57:43 <sbp> you tell 'im
17:57:57 <nslater> what has realism to do with xml serialisation woes?
17:58:38 <d8uv> Note 2: I'm in a javascript/perl class, whereby the dean of my college is trying to teach the students well-formed markup. Thusly, I don't care about well-formed markup anymore, because strict parsing of markup is unrealistic
17:58:46 <nslater> i wrote a nice script that compacts xml, and it's the only thing i can do reliably, but thats almost antithetical to my original goals
17:59:02 <nslater> d8uv: see postel's law
17:59:23 <d8uv> nslater: Postel's law doesn't apply anymore
17:59:27 <nslater> bs
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18:00:19 <nslater> but well-formedness isnt my issue, aesthetics is :)
18:00:49 <sbp> æsthetics
18:00:56 <nslater> sry
18:01:05 <sbp> mmm... æsthetics
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18:01:46 <sbp> if you want nice æsthetics, don't use HTML/XML... :-)
18:01:53 <nslater> i have no choice
18:01:58 <d8uv> The only way I can think of doing it is: Block level elements get a tab, and a newline. And, do syntax highlighting
18:02:10 <sbp> use petroglyphs carved onto a supermodel's bathroom wall
18:02:14 <nslater> heh
18:02:40 <d8uv> And... What are you doing with XML?
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18:03:19 <sbp> GNU Publish
18:03:27 <sbp> I'm still not entirely sure what GNU Publish does
18:03:49 <nslater> d8uv: its a lot more hairy than that, html and xml has either preformatted elements or xml:space="preserve" and you need to handle that very carefully, including child nodes, in addition, you cant just be zapping spaces all over the place or you will convert "<span class='name'>noah</span> <span class='surname'>slater</span>' into '<span ...>noah</span><span ...>slater</span>'
18:04:15 <nslater> which leads to the rendering 'noahslater' and not 'noah slater'
18:04:21 <sbp> as far as I can tell, it's a way for people to write their websites using Docbook
18:04:27 <nslater> nah, not really
18:04:40 <nslater> in fact, thats quite wrong :)
18:04:45 <sbp> oh?
18:04:57 <d8uv> Span is an inline-element.
18:05:04 <d8uv> Not a block-element
18:05:14 <nslater> and the opposite applies too, you cant convert '<a ...>foo</a>' into '<a ...>\nfoo\n</a>' because that will render wrong
18:05:28 <nslater> (note, a can include block level elements)
18:05:59 <d8uv> Can it? If so, that's kinda neat
18:06:16 <sbp> it can even include other <a> elements, according to the DTD
18:06:23 <sbp> but that's forbidden by prose in the spec
18:06:23 <d8uv> I always thought A was inline, and You Can't Cross The Streams
18:07:04 <sbp> so [blahblah]<a href=""><a href="?!">LOL</a></a> is DTD-valid HTML 4.01
18:07:23 <nslater> so, the upshot is that, all you're doing is adding or removing text nodes, but the rules about where you can add or remove are sufficiently complex that when i get to my second page of exception handling or rule processing i give up in frustration
18:07:25 <sbp> or perhaps you need a span in there or something
18:08:05 *** sbp changed the topic to: "GNU Publish - Turns Docbook into Websites!"
18:08:18 *** nslater changed the topic to: "sbp can die in a fire"
18:08:34 <d8uv> Incidentally, I can think of no more useless project than Docbook
18:08:53 <nslater> also, ive not even touched on the problems of word-wrap, line-wrap and attribute-wrap
18:09:07 <nslater> d8uv: that's a pretty big falacy, as docbook is used for many things
18:09:16 <sbp> .head http://bytesexual.org/publish/
18:09:17 <phenny> sbp: 301, text/html, iso-8859-1, 233 bytes
18:09:20 <sbp> .head http://bytesexual.org/publish/ Location
18:09:21 <phenny> Location: http://cultofperf.org.uk/
18:09:25 <nslater> you might state that you think docbook is rubish, but saying it's not useful is false
18:09:26 <sbp> .title http://cultofperf.org.uk/
18:09:28 <phenny> sbp: The Cult of Perf: Enlightenment through Superior Firepower
18:09:44 <nslater> sbp: dont ask
18:09:46 <sbp> via http://bleah.co.uk/blog/tags/fail/
18:10:00 <sbp> via http://www.google.com/search?q="GNU+Publish"
18:10:13 <nslater> OKAY, STOP TALKING ABOUT GNU PUBLISH, I DOESNT EXIST
18:10:21 <d8uv> nslater: Well, semantically minded XTHML does 90% of what Docbook really does, at 10% the weight
18:10:38 <nslater> I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP, EACH TIME I ASK A QUESTION I'M JUST PICKING THINGS AT RANDOM FROM ANSWERS.YAHOO.COM
18:10:46 <sbp> ehheh
18:10:50 <sbp> that would actually be so cool
18:11:25 <d8uv> Also: What HAIR DYE should I get? :) Please anwser! *PICTURE*?
18:11:26 <nslater> d8uv: not true, at all, docbook is very powerfull, if you're writing books, essays, whitepaper or articles and is WAY WAY more expressive than html... and the tool chain is MUCH larger
18:11:45 <nslater> but if you just want a few paragraphs and a bullet list, sure
18:12:22 <sbp> so what *is* GNU Publish?
18:12:30 <nslater> to name a few things docbook has over html, automatic tocs, footnotes, callouts, proper media object handling (where proper == IMHO) and lots of other tasty little things
18:12:52 *** sbp changed the topic to: "GNU Publish - A System for Bovine Rape"
18:12:54 <d8uv> I don't know, I was thinking that if I wanted to write a book, I'd want 1 XML representation, and Docbook is super-super heavy for stuff
18:13:05 <nslater> nah, docbook isn't super heavy at all
18:13:05 <crschmidt> for some stuff, yes
18:13:07 <crschmidt> not for all stuff
18:13:24 <nslater> I can write docbook by hand, and if I can do it...
18:13:26 <d8uv> I don't want to think about what kind of paragraph I want, <p> suits just fine
18:13:31 <nslater> <simpara>
18:13:46 <sbp> yeah, DanC's had success writing papers out of HTML
18:13:47 <d8uv> <simpara> is a lot more letters than <p>
18:13:52 <nslater> you can either a) use the subset of elements you like, b) use docbook simple
18:13:57 <sbp> don't see why you couldn't make a book out of it too
18:14:05 <sbp> in fact, didn't Bert Bos and Hakon Wium Lie do just that?
18:14:12 <nslater> because the docbook toolchain offers features that html does not
18:14:26 <d8uv> nslater: What, then?
18:14:34 <nslater> what, what?
18:14:42 <sbp> isn't it? marvellous!
18:14:48 <nslater> pip piip
18:14:57 <sbp> piep
18:15:02 <d8uv> What fancy tools does Docbook have that isn't replicatable through vanilla HTML?
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18:16:25 <nslater> d8uv: im talking about the pre-existing toolchain here, but like i previously mentioned, automatic tables of contents, verso and proto titlepages, front/back cover matter, automatic inlined footnotes, inlined callouts...
18:16:33 <[bjoern]> is bovine hot?
18:16:39 <nslater> proto? not sure if thats the right word...
18:16:42 <sbp> .img bovine porn
18:16:43 <phenny> sbp: http://www.biro-art.net/images2/bovineporn.jpg
18:17:03 <nslater> so you can do:
18:17:05 <d8uv> http://sdsandwiches.com/hitler-chan.jpg
18:17:19 <sbp> d8uv: are you 4channing again?
18:17:29 <nslater> <simpara>blah blah blah <footnote>blah</footnote> blah blah</simpara>
18:17:34 <d8uv> sbp: no
18:17:37 <nslater> and it will do The Right Thing
18:17:42 <sbp> d8uv: I posted a 4chan link in Swhack a couple of months ago, and everybody goes "what! lol wtf sbp. don't get into 4chan LOL"
18:17:53 <sbp> sadly, since then whenever I post a 4chan link nobody comments about it at all
18:18:02 <d8uv> sbp: This came from SA, not 4chan
18:18:13 <sbp> what! lol wtf d8uv. don't get into SA. LOL
18:18:28 <nslater> anyway, gnu publish uses docbook primarily for other reasons
18:18:36 <nslater> secret reasons, but nothing to do with rape
18:18:38 <sbp> what *is* GNU Publish?
18:18:43 <d8uv> Besides, all the cool stuff is at fchan.us in /ah/
18:18:45 *** nslater changed the topic to: "go away topic"
18:19:21 <sbp> top image: http://fchan.us/src/ah_1218763035639_Fchan.gif
18:19:26 <nslater> sbp: okay, you really wanna know?
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18:19:48 <nslater> Put simply, GNU Publish is a highly interactive, distributed, document-oriented predicate-based Web 2.0 experimental BETA weblication built using the worlds most advanced scripting technologies. With hundreds of so called applications promising to change your life, there was nothing that gave an exact functional, implementational or sociological match across the multi-faceted Web 2.0 environment we live in… until you flush your problems away and ...
18:19:54 <sbp> ah, here we go: http://fchan.us/src/ah_1215640080058_OfficeScat.jpg
18:19:54 <nslater> ... Publish It™ with GNU Publish.
18:20:15 <d8uv> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1220021904639_bowserX.jpg is a lot better
18:20:22 <sbp> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219999726639_Fetish_-_Revolting_pig.jpg
18:21:12 <crschmidt> any description with 7 adjectives describing a single noun is not simple
18:21:20 <sbp> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219970243639_tk_gelding_colt05.jpg is more disturbing than those in some way
18:21:30 <crschmidt> and anyone who writes the word 'weblication' deserves defenestration.
18:21:43 <d8uv> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219588077639_Horsecougar.jpg
18:21:48 <nslater> crschmidt: Imagine a standard, a standard done properly. Imagine seeing the little badge on a website, news feed, wap portal or mobile computing device and knowing that it would work. GNU Publish gives you that comfort. We’re already seeing shifting compatible websites. We’re in a time limited exclusive BETA period, we need you to start shifting right away. Use it, mash it, flush it, wipe it, live it and breathe it in a world that works.
18:22:30 <sbp> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219299988639_Gluttony3.jpg
18:22:34 <nslater> damn, my pre-paste-editing skills are lacking
18:22:53 <d8uv> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219892744639_DeerGuro_anonib.jpg
18:22:55 <nsh> s/pre-paste-editing//
18:23:03 <nslater> :(
18:23:04 <sbp> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219620690639_Lori_004.jpg
18:23:07 <[bjoern]> Chances are up that we'll all be sucked into a black hole near cern.
18:23:11 * crschmidt kicks nsh in the knees
18:23:15 <crschmidt> [bjoern]: Yay
18:23:32 <jeanniecool> SCHMIDTY!!!!
18:23:39 <crschmidt> Yes'm?
18:23:43 * nsh masticates peanutes loudly in crschmidt's general direction
18:23:43 * jeanniecool licks crschmidt in the knees
18:23:47 <nsh> *peanuts
18:23:48 <jeanniecool> Nothin'.
18:23:51 <jeanniecool> Just smoochin'.
18:23:54 <crschmidt> Ah
18:24:00 <crschmidt> Well then, smooches to you as well dear.
18:24:13 <d8uv> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1219725078639_Hang-erLow-WIP.jpg
18:24:13 <Monty> one that the event
18:24:22 <jeanniecool> Unless you have Vista DEP override foo, Schmidty.
18:24:30 * crschmidt is fighting a slight overabundance of carbonation in his lunchtime beer making an uncomfortable sensation in his chest.
18:24:44 <crschmidt> Not unless Vista is that thing I see out my office Window
18:24:49 <sbp> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1213719252424_DirtyRat.jpg - hehe
18:24:54 <sbp> phenny: tell Morbus http://fchan.us/src/ah_1213719252424_DirtyRat.jpg
18:24:55 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Morbus is around.
18:24:56 <crschmidt> I override that by closing the blinds.
18:25:08 <nslater> .img scat
18:25:09 <phenny> nslater: http://www.scatsexblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/scat-woman1.jpg
18:25:15 <nslater> sweet
18:26:33 <d8uv> http://fchan.us/src/ah_1208299393399_92166-2970.jpg
18:26:59 *** sbp changed the topic to: "GNU Publish - Carbonates Your Drinks Like No Other"
18:27:05 <nslater> pls pls pls
18:27:18 <sbp> d8uv: I like how it's all (c) and stuffs
18:27:20 <nslater> bj0ern: change topic pls
18:27:22 <bj0ern> hmm monty..
18:27:23 <Monty> Right...
18:27:33 <nslater> no, not monteh
18:27:33 <d8uv> I know
18:27:36 <sbp> if you don't tell us what it is, we can only conjecture
18:27:47 <nslater> Arn1a: topic change ppls?
18:27:51 <Arn1a> kragensitaker: no..
18:27:54 <nslater> grr
18:27:54 <d8uv> Some of these are like... Imagine if they had real jobs, on real cartoons
18:27:58 <nslater> stupid feature anyway
18:27:59 <sbp> n5... n5h!!
18:28:07 <nslater> n5h is gone, dunno wai
18:28:13 <sbp> d8uv: isn't that what happened with Invader Zim basically?
18:28:44 <d8uv> Ha, maybe
18:29:10 <nsh> n5h...
18:30:14 <xover> [bjoern]: Ping? Seen Continuum? Any good?
18:30:15 *** n5h (n=n5h@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
18:30:15 <Monty> yo n5h!
18:30:16 <n5h> awesome. oh
18:30:30 <chandler> n5h! Arn1a!
18:30:30 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<chandler> it's short but it's rare that you played with in a fabric-compatable form. to make up for his book's physical weight by its intellectual levity. monty"
18:30:34 *** GNUPublishBot (n=GNUPubli@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
18:30:34 *** Arn1a changed the topic to: "<chandler> sdkay: so, i'm going to happen really"
18:30:45 <chandler> wow, I is really popular with the bots
18:31:17 <[bjoern]> how can you tell?
18:31:30 <sbp> GNUPublishBot: helelelelohohohoheleohoelo
18:31:30 <GNUPublishBot> i wasn't jacking off or anything
18:31:34 <sbp> 'k!
18:31:38 <chandler> suuure....
18:31:52 <sbp> GNUPublishBot: what is GNU Publish for if not jacking off?
18:31:52 <GNUPublishBot> now, instead of toward me
18:31:53 <nslater> eheh
18:32:06 <sbp> GNUPublishBot: do you want me to come towards you?
18:32:06 *** GNUPublishBot changed the topic to: "<sbp> not once to this day"
18:32:11 <sbp> NOT ONCE
18:32:16 <nslater> wai such short sentences!
18:32:27 <sbp> because its nickname is so long?
18:32:38 <nslater> GNUPublishBot: wai so srs?
18:32:38 <GNUPublishBot> but angelically said, two days ago sir! mark watched as a newborn
18:32:48 <chandler> wut is GNUPublishBot's corpuscles?
18:32:48 <nslater> two days ago sir!
18:32:48 <GNUPublishBot> mark here has already said he wanted to get what he was driving a car with a sly look on my bare ass and it felt so fucking good
18:32:58 <nslater> haha
18:33:02 <xover> [bjoern]: Ping?
18:33:06 <[bjoern]> GNUPublishBot: free anal probe
18:33:06 <GNUPublishBot> mark began to drool at the aromatic scent streaming from within the young boy's extra large bubble butt. the boy's spread butt cheeks forced his pink poop chute smiled freely. mark noticed that the boy saying he hadn't taken a crap when you're constipated
18:33:07 <[bjoern]> pong
18:33:15 <xover> Seen Continuum? Any good?
18:33:27 <sbp> his pink poop chute smiled freely?
18:33:30 <nslater> bubble but!?
18:33:47 *** d8uv has parted #swhack ()
18:33:55 <[bjoern]> Seen neither DVD movie.
18:33:58 <sbp> d8uv's pink poop chute smiled freely?
18:34:04 <xover> Ah.
18:34:23 <nslater> .talk aromatic scent
18:34:27 <goatov> cahoot, also, did you have to put it bluntly, I drool at the aromatic scent streaming from within the system can be magic on MSWin32
18:34:42 <lucky> well, that's bizarre.
18:35:23 *** jeanniecool has quit (" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Like it? Visit #hydrairc on EFNet")
18:35:25 <chandler> .talk to GNUPublishBot, pls
18:35:25 <GNUPublishBot> everything is okay. you all go to bed and get in bed nude with me while you've been gone and i could definitely feel it growing
18:35:57 <chandler> it's growing! ominous
18:35:59 <goatov> WAR is good for society for theives to GNUPublishBot, pls someone
18:35:59 <GNUPublishBot> the boy's hands softly stroked mark's heavy balls while grabbing onto his rampantly aroused rod
18:36:14 <nslater> aliterationfail
18:36:31 <[bjoern]> GNUPublishBot: penis in a
18:36:32 <GNUPublishBot> she told me to jump out and on later occasions sometimes she would ask to hold it there. i felt something that i had been transformed into the house to ourselves
18:36:35 <chandler> I don't think "rampantly" is quite the right adjective
18:36:41 <chandler> er, adverb
18:36:47 <chandler> .talk penis in a
18:36:48 <goatov> jubbles, penis in a public restroom on the first of June, 1868
18:36:59 *** ch4ndler (n=ch4ndler@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
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18:38:28 <chandler> ch4ndler: abuse a bot for me
18:38:28 <ch4ndler> ow! there's no way
18:38:36 <chandler> kk, be like that
18:41:22 <sbp> [bjoern]
18:41:37 <sbp> talking of GNU Publish, when the hell are you releasing the secret project?
18:41:53 <nslater> are you trying to annoy me on purpose? :)
18:42:00 <sbp> what!
18:42:03 <sbp> you won't tell us what it is!
18:42:06 <crschmidt> nslater: there is no higher purpose
18:42:09 <nslater> you know what it is
18:42:16 <xover> nslater: Yes, that /is/ the purpose of this channel. How did you guess?
18:42:18 <sbp> heh, actually I don't
18:42:19 <nsh> .talk WHUTPLS
18:42:20 <goatov> WHUTPLS IS GAEM?
18:42:40 <sbp> thinking about all the billion mentions of it from the past five months or whatever, I can't really construct a coherent whole
18:42:44 <sbp> and you won't release any code
18:42:52 <sbp> and I'm getting like AAAGH I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS!
18:42:52 <xover> Code Hoarder!
18:42:55 <nsh> still talking about GNU Publish?
18:42:58 <nslater> it's longer than 5 months, ive been getting help from you on this project for 9 months
18:42:58 <nsh> NEW GAEM PLS
18:43:12 <nslater> you have contributed significant bits to it!
18:43:15 <xover> Cathedral Developer!
18:43:22 <nsh> WREN!
18:43:24 <nslater> natch
18:43:30 <xover> I'm telling rms on you!
18:43:33 <sbp> Wren++
18:43:39 * nsh hoises nslater up and down with pulleys
18:43:39 <nslater> ill bring him in here if your not carefull
18:43:48 <sbp> he wouldn't dare
18:43:49 <xover> Feel free.
18:43:50 <nsh> Wren++; Wren(happy); Wren--
18:44:05 <sbp> no, if you want to cast it it has to go first
18:44:06 *** rm5 (n=rm5@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
18:44:06 <xover> And that's free as in libre, yes.
18:44:09 * nslater grins
18:44:10 <sbp> (happy)Wren
18:44:13 <nslater> hey rm5
18:44:13 <rm5> it is better to translate into less work for gnu. for most projects
18:44:14 <sbp> and you probably need more parens
18:44:16 <xover> rm5!
18:44:16 <rm5> so we are not
18:44:18 <nsh> rm5, would you like green eggs and ham?!
18:44:18 <rm5> it was updated in minor ways to account for developments, but now it seems best to make a political movement; open source is a charity rather than with the users who are already working this way successfully. users with related needs can form users' groups
18:44:20 <[bjoern]> None of my secret projects are really secret.
18:44:22 <sbp> ((happy))(Wren);
18:44:26 <sbp> and the semi-colon
18:44:30 <sbp> oh, and that strange new thingy
18:44:38 <xover> Good name for a band.
18:44:38 <sbp> <java.Object>((happy))(Wren);
18:44:38 <nsh> NEW THINGY IS WHUTPLS
18:44:41 <nsh> oh
18:44:44 <sbp> wait
18:44:47 <chandler> ch4ndler: murder rm5 pls
18:44:47 <rm5> people who break security are crackers. intellectual property publishers and lawyers like to describe a feeling of comfort and satisfaction
18:44:47 <ch4ndler> i'm talking about eels, boy! live eels, wrigglin' about inside ya
18:44:53 <sbp> Object architect;
18:45:33 <sbp> architect = new <java.obscure.package.Architect>(happy)java.obscure.package.Architect.GimmeAWren();
18:45:40 <sbp> no, no, wait
18:45:45 <nslater> rm5: careful of the eels
18:45:45 <rm5> but the means customary in the name for a profit. subsequently i have resigned from the mutual destructiveness. this is not free
18:45:45 <xover> Also, the noise you're hearing in the background is “50 Cent” having a “concert”.
18:46:07 *** nsh changed the topic to: "<rm5> ... subsequently i have resigned from the mutual destructiveness. this is not free"
18:46:07 <d8uv> xover: So it's not 50 Cent?
18:46:11 <sbp> public sector main hash inheritance(args[][]) {
18:46:12 <nsh> oh man
18:46:24 <nsh> can we has tup4c pls?!?!?
18:46:28 <xover> I lack the words to describe my feelings at this turn of event.
18:46:28 <sbp> import java.apis.remote.procred... ugh, whatever
18:46:30 * nsh will make corpus
18:46:33 <nslater> nsh: provide corpus
18:46:45 * nsh will imagine making corpus, that is
18:46:48 <nslater> snopp dogg might be bettar
18:46:54 <sbp> /**
18:46:55 <nslater> snoooop rather
18:47:06 <nsh> snnnpp
18:47:11 <nsh> snnnnpp ddggg
18:47:19 <sbp> * main - Does something in far more lines of code and tears of blood than would be required in every other language including COBOL.
18:47:45 <nsh> .gs tears of *
18:47:46 <phenny> tears of *: joy (41), sorrow (7), rage (6), guthix (6), polaris (5), artamon (5)
18:47:50 <sbp> * @arguments <strong>DO NOT ARGURE WITH A JAVA PROGRAMMER THEY ARE QUICK TO ANGER</strong>
18:47:52 <nsh> guthix?
18:47:56 <sbp> etc.
18:47:59 <nsh> .wik guthix
18:48:11 <phenny> "RuneScape is a Java-based MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) operated by Jagex Ltd. It has approximately ten million active free accounts and is a browser-based game with some degree of 3D rendering." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guthix
18:48:21 <nslater> .gs ur * mah freedom
18:48:25 <phenny> nslater: no results
18:48:27 <nslater> wat
18:48:32 <nslater> .gs ur * mah freedomz
18:48:33 <phenny> ur * mah freedomz: takin)
18:48:33 * Monty spots someone who needs to learn English...
18:48:47 <nslater> .gs ur takin mah freedomz
18:48:48 <nslater> er
18:48:53 <nslater> .g ur takin mah freedomz
18:49:14 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
18:49:15 <phenny> nslater: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=57023158
18:49:22 <sbp> .g "ur takin mah freedomz"
18:49:23 * Monty spots someone who needs to learn English...
18:49:27 <phenny> sbp: http://warriornation.net/Forum/showthread.php?p=1316089960
18:49:31 <sbp> look. shut the fuck up Monty
18:49:31 <Monty> screw you
18:49:43 <sbp> NO YOU AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR FACE IS UGLY YOU FUCKING UGLY FACED FUCKER
18:49:46 * nsh everts Monty
18:49:46 <Monty> use some stuff, though, so basically I accidentally clicked on that w.a.o has a lot better to ../etc/passwd
18:49:49 <sbp> there
18:49:50 <nsh> insult Monty
18:49:50 <sbp> told him
18:49:52 <Monty> prostitute is bold and Murray Walker's.
18:49:54 <sbp> insult
18:49:54 <Monty> sbp: Fuck yourself you pot banging argentine flogging, count fagula spermalizing, rob ennis toilet cleaning, substance probing, cute queen mother with-a-stoat-buggering, flat chested shitting, bicycle shunting, jonathan lee mastercating, hooligan abducting, queen's golden jubilee monkey penetrating, knob cheese prune-juice-drinking, turdmuncher osama-fucking, dolite dreamer!
18:50:00 <nsh> ---> Monty
18:50:02 <Monty> jeanniecool: it's not simple
18:50:22 <chandler> .talk Monty: joo sux because
18:50:23 <goatov> monty: joo sux because they have scattered over the planet pretty fucking ANNOYING
18:50:24 <Monty> screw you
18:50:25 <Monty> 3 * main hash inheritance(args[][]) {
18:50:28 <nslater> acronym gnu publish
18:50:29 <Monty> Sorry, I can't make acronyms out of "GNU PUBLISH"
18:50:34 <nslater> acronym publish
18:50:35 <Monty> "PUBLISH" - portal use book Lie icmp Sneed he
18:50:37 <sbp> oh man, I made Monty spout fake Java
18:50:38 <Monty> --
18:50:40 <sbp> --
18:50:40 <nslater> acronym publish
18:50:41 <Monty> "PUBLISH" - Ping? url.startswith("file"): bad lawyers invalid start hates
18:50:41 <chandler> acronym YOUR MOM
18:50:42 <Monty> Sorry, I can't make acronyms out of "YOUR MOM"
18:50:47 <Monty`> insult
18:50:48 <Monty> Monty`: Fuck your mum you crack whore cunting, curb eating, george foreman grill funking, shit bag snogging, monkey ripping, pizdurina anal flumping, creamy hole cheese prawn flicking, fuck flaps randing, fagg0t stretching, bucket muff defeiling, pimple faced rousing, knob spit scumsucker!
18:50:54 <nslater> what
18:51:02 <nslater> acronym gnu
18:51:03 <Monty> "GNU" - glad nsh: Unless
18:51:07 <nslater> hah
18:51:07 <nsh> hey man
18:51:15 <nsh> i can be useful and glad
18:51:19 <nslater> acronym rms
18:51:19 <Monty> "RMS" - results, maybe said,
18:51:20 <sbp> yes
18:51:22 <nsh> i just choose not to be the same at once
18:51:25 <nslater> acronym esr
18:51:26 <Monty> "ESR" - event. sed recently
18:51:30 <nslater> :(
18:51:37 <nslater> acronym fsf
18:51:38 <Monty> "FSF" - freedomz smiled freedom
18:51:43 <nslater> hah
18:52:02 <chandler> acronym Montysmum
18:52:02 <Monty> "MONTYSMUM" - meaning off Now true, you society madbonkers url.startswith(".") MADE
18:52:12 <chandler> url.startswith?!!
18:52:17 <sbp> yeah, I nkow
18:52:21 <sbp> it's an nslaterism
18:52:23 <sbp> I use "uri"
18:52:28 <nslater> screw you
18:52:31 <sbp> hehe
18:52:48 <nslater> ch4ndler: wrd?
18:52:49 *** ch4ndler changed the topic to: "<nslater> there's no way"
18:52:53 <nslater> fail
18:53:02 <chandler> ch4ndler bot is fail bot
18:53:02 <ch4ndler> and, uh
18:53:08 <sbp> and failsome
18:53:29 <nslater> ch4ndler: how about those trombones, huh?
18:53:30 <ch4ndler> right
18:53:33 <nslater> idiot
18:53:37 <nsh> .wik Object relations theory
18:53:42 <phenny> "Object relations theory is a psychodynamic theory within psychoanalytic psychology." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_relations_theory
18:53:57 <nslater> E_TOO_MUCH_PSYCH
18:54:11 <chandler> ch4ndler: speak moar longer sentences
18:54:11 <ch4ndler> it's one of the heart] okay, you icy bastard, let's put down some ground rules! i'll just take that [points at the egg of mantumbi]
18:54:31 <nslater> E_BAD_CORPUS_EDITING
18:54:32 <chandler> .g "egg of mantumbi"
18:54:33 <phenny> chandler: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=196908196
18:54:41 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a 4chan"
18:54:43 <phenny> "penis in a 4chan": 0
18:54:49 <sbp> .gs penis in a *
18:54:50 <phenny> penis in a *: patient (7), rowboat (4), chastity (4), strapless gown (3)
18:54:50 <sbp> .gs penis in an *
18:54:51 <phenny> penis in an *: infant (5), uncircumcised (2), onsen (2), irregular (2), intact (2)
18:54:54 <nslater> .gc "penis in an egg"
18:54:55 <nsh> haha @ rowboat
18:54:56 <phenny> "penis in an egg": 0
18:55:04 <sbp> .g "penis in a rowboat"
18:55:05 <phenny> sbp: http://penisinarowboat.tumblr.com/
18:55:34 <nslater> .gc "penis in an pizza"
18:55:35 <phenny> "penis in an pizza": 0
18:55:46 <nslater> .gc "penis on an pizza"
18:55:46 <chandler> .gc "penis as a pizza topping"
18:55:47 <phenny> "penis as a pizza topping": 0
18:55:48 <phenny> "penis on an pizza": 0
18:55:48 <nsh> .gc "penis in the plaza"
18:55:49 <phenny> "penis in the plaza": 0
18:55:58 <nslater> .gc "penis in a pizza"
18:56:00 <phenny> "penis in a pizza": 375
18:56:05 <nslater> wat
18:56:07 <nsh> .gc "penis in a camel"
18:56:08 <phenny> "penis in a camel": 0
18:56:10 <nslater> .gc "penis on a pizza"
18:56:12 <phenny> "penis on a pizza": 2
18:56:15 <nslater> .g "penis on a pizza"
18:56:16 <phenny> nslater: http://www.teamfackin.net/forums/showthread.php?t=355&page=2
18:56:19 <chandler> .gc "penis in a toupee"
18:56:20 <phenny> "penis in a toupee": 0
18:56:22 <nsh> .gc "penis in an anvil"
18:56:23 <phenny> "penis in an anvil": 0
18:56:31 <sbp> QUESTION
18:56:32 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images/de43.jpg
18:56:34 <nsh> .gc "penis on an anvil"
18:56:35 <phenny> "penis on an anvil": 225
18:56:36 <sbp> WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING
18:56:39 <sbp> -> http://www.squareamerica.com/images/de43.jpg <-
18:56:42 <sbp> THESE PEOPLE HERE
18:56:42 <nsh> 225!?
18:56:45 <sbp> WHAT ARE THEY DOING
18:56:50 <sbp> -> http://www.squareamerica.com/images/de43.jpg <- THESE PEOPLE
18:56:51 <chandler> ANSWER: THEY ARE SORTING ICE CUBEZ
18:56:55 <nsh> WHAT ARE THEY DOING!
18:56:57 <sbp> thank you
18:56:59 <jsled> marshmallow party?
18:57:10 * nsh takes EXTREME CLOSEUP VIEW
18:57:11 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a fire"
18:57:12 <phenny> "penis in a fire": 1
18:57:21 <nsh> some kind of parlour game
18:57:33 <chandler> you must prevent hazardous ice cube fumes from entering eyes or nostrils
18:57:35 <nsh> there is water bottles
18:57:40 <nsh> or
18:57:43 <nsh> wtf is that tube!?!?
18:57:46 <nslater> http://blog.manemovement.com/uploaded_images/wtf-718544.jpg
18:57:54 <nsh> hoover?!
18:58:09 <chandler> j. edgar?!
18:58:13 <nsh> WHUT IS WOMAN HOLD PLS?
18:58:13 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a tube"
18:58:14 <phenny> "penis in a tube": 738
18:58:34 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/de63.jpg
18:58:36 <chandler> .gc "penis in a cucumber"
18:58:38 <phenny> "penis in a cucumber": 0
18:58:39 <sbp> - this lady is sneezing aliens. into her hands
18:58:51 <chandler> .gc "penis in a zucchini"
18:58:52 <phenny> "penis in a zucchini": 0
18:59:01 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a pancake"
18:59:02 <phenny> "penis in a pancake": 0
18:59:03 <chandler> .gc "penis in a sneeze"
18:59:04 <nsh> zomg @ nslater's picture
18:59:04 <phenny> "penis in a sneeze": 0
18:59:27 <nsh> .gc "penis on a backwards-man"
18:59:28 <phenny> "penis on a backwards-man": 0
18:59:38 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a" site:swhack.com
18:59:44 <phenny> "penis in a" site:swhack.com: 3
19:00:14 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images/de32.jpg - this lady was born with a rare deformity such that her head is a shopping bag
19:00:55 <nslater> .talk about ch4ndler and rm5
19:00:56 <rm5> but the words don't make this clear, and people often interpret them as saying that copies of a license agreement you accept when using proprietary software
19:00:56 <ch4ndler> or i might turn myself into a mighty hawk. a what? a mighty hawk
19:00:58 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images/de11.jpg - this lady is puking heavily because she is afraid that her skirt is too short
19:01:00 <goatov> That happened about ch4ndler and rm5 pls
19:01:00 <rm5> in effect, it treats the works themselves with disrespect. those who use this term is propaganda
19:01:01 <ch4ndler> but luckily i had a pistol hidden in my own sweet time. they call me the maverick. your fossil's bitch! that's the smell of brutish men squirting out hot jets of man foam
19:01:44 <nslater> .talk lungecat
19:01:44 <goatov> No you.
19:01:45 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/de71.jpg - this little girl has killed her abusive step-mother and is subsequently moderately happy
19:01:56 <nslater> .talk lungecat!
19:01:56 <goatov> No you.
19:01:59 <nslater> .talk lungecat?
19:01:59 <goatov> No you.
19:02:10 <nslater> .talk doin the stab
19:02:14 <goatov> the guy doin the stab proof vest you used to create the file, it'll only add to my list of URLs that I had to eat bacon for lunch today
19:02:36 <jsled> NOT PHENNY
19:02:50 <nslater> you missed a few :p
19:02:59 <sbp> GNUPublishBot is my friend
19:03:00 <GNUPublishBot> once i realized what was the most loving and caring father i had chatted with. whatever it was, i didn't want to do sir? the judge held onto the hard-packed dirt floor of the yard
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19:03:43 <nslater> Arn1a...
19:03:58 <sbp> now we're going to have a NICE FAMILY EVENING TOGETHER
19:04:00 <sbp> OKAY?!!
19:04:04 <nslater> :(
19:04:13 <sbp> how was your day, dear?
19:04:28 <sbp> OH FINE BE LIKE THAT
19:04:31 <sbp> FUCKING HELL NSLATER
19:04:35 <nslater> what?
19:04:37 <sbp> AT LEAST I'M *TRYING* TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
19:04:44 <nslater> :(
19:04:50 <sbp> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK IF WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS YOU KNOW
19:04:54 <sbp> LOOK NOW YOU MADE ME SHOUT
19:05:00 <sbp> I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I shouted!
19:05:10 <sbp> I just don't know what... I don't know .... snifffle
19:05:11 <nslater> i was just workin on killing all mah bots
19:05:19 <nslater> we know where we're not wanted
19:05:20 <sbp> hehe, no, keep 'em in
19:05:34 <nslater> damn, killall -r doesnt do what it says on the tin
19:05:38 <sbp> it's just hard to get feedback about random American black and white photos when you're all playing with bots
19:05:47 <nslater> yeah, sry
19:05:55 <nslater> nslater@bytesexual: ~ $ ps aux | grep markov | wc -l
19:05:55 <nslater> 9
19:05:56 <nslater> haha
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19:06:10 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/de73.jpg - the fat lady's hand smells GOOD
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19:07:29 <sbp> phew, this site could get more addictive than the bots actually
19:08:27 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw18.jpg - (comment not needed)
19:08:37 <nslater> wow
19:08:43 <nslater> i wish i could get images inlined with irc
19:08:53 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw8.jpg - wtf!
19:08:56 <nslater> there's probably an fb hack for it
19:09:12 <sbp> getting these from http://www.squareamerica.com/dw.htm by the way
19:09:16 <sbp> this site is hippietastic
19:09:26 <nsh> YAY HIPPIES
19:10:30 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw23.jpg - Miss America 1946 is not very much enamoured with the shallow exploitation of women and treatment of them as mere beauteous sex objects for the sole purpose of male testosteronic enjoyment
19:11:00 <sbp> (or maybe she's just pissed because she's gonna grow up to be a minger)
19:11:12 <chandler> http://www.squareamerica.com/images5/es57.jpg - THIS is Miss America All Time
19:11:31 <sbp> woah
19:11:45 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw30.jpg - Tilly felt much better after the neck op
19:12:37 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw27.jpg - "Bob?" "Yes Frank?" "I can see your nipples."
19:14:19 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw33.jpg - five years later Mr. Teddydog would be declared MIA after a raid over Hamburg. Sally never saw Mr. Teddydog again, but Mr. Teddydog made it through the war and eventually ended up being adopted by a much nicer little girl of a French resistance heroine
19:16:06 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/dw45.jpg - Jane was not impressed by Roger's fart. not this time
19:16:24 <sbp> (could probably do much better on that one)
19:16:34 <sbp> (perhaps some other people should have a go at being creative. it's fun!)
19:20:57 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images4/is47.jpg - BEAN ON THE MOON
19:22:31 <sbp> http://www.squareamerica.com/images3/ob4.jpg - some of these photos are of the future too
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19:29:46 <[bjoern]> stop posting sick goat porn
19:31:15 <jsled> yeah, sbp.
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19:37:58 <sbp> aw
19:47:25 <Tene> aw?
19:47:59 <sbp> they made me stop
19:48:03 <[bjoern]> as in, awwwww
19:48:10 <sbp> no, no
19:48:13 <sbp> my scheme is:
19:48:21 <sbp> aw = "I am disappointed"
19:48:24 <sbp> aww = "that is cute"
19:48:45 <[bjoern]> awww = "my w is sticky"
19:48:50 <sbp> aye
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19:52:04 <MacTed> ewww
19:52:46 <sbp> I'll bet that's what you say to all the ladies
19:56:33 <nsh> whenever i read the phrase "The menacing Turk" i get the lulz
19:57:11 <nsh> because i majin' a cartoon turk guy (popeye style drawing) shaking his fist (menacingly) saying "I'll menace you good!"
19:57:16 <nsh> that's how it happens
19:57:24 <sbp> oo
19:57:33 <nsh> .wik menacing Turk
19:57:41 <sbp> I killed all the bots for a bit
19:57:45 <nsh> OOOMG
19:57:47 <nsh> WTF
19:57:50 <nsh> BBQ
19:58:00 <nsh> WTFHOW
19:58:03 <nsh> HOWPLSWHUT
19:58:10 <nsh> there is only people here?
19:58:13 <sbp> do not panic
19:58:20 <sbp> this is just a drill
19:58:22 <nsh> people make me all STABBY
19:58:28 <sbp> a very, very sharp drill
19:58:30 <nsh> okeis
19:58:32 <nsh> oooh
19:58:36 <nsh> stabbing people with a drill
19:58:41 <nsh> now that's something i can get behind
19:59:35 <nsh> i'm going to make a flat thing
19:59:40 <nsh> into a cyllindrical thing
19:59:47 <nsh> and then an ashen thing
19:59:52 <sbp> by the power of curvature?!
19:59:52 <nsh> and it's going to be gooooood
19:59:57 <nsh> indubitably
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20:01:06 <sbp> jeanniecool: didyoufixit?!
20:01:12 <jeanniecool> kinda
20:01:17 <sbp> good enough
20:01:36 <jeanniecool> don't think I actually resolved the DEP issue long-term, but am into FF now, so fuckit.
20:02:01 <nsh> jeanniecool, DEP is WHUTPLS
20:02:10 <sbp> a thing which makes Windows not work
20:02:16 <sbp> which was built into Windows to annoy its users
20:02:20 <nsh> but there are soooo many
20:02:21 <sbp> and make them migrate to OS X instead
20:02:30 <sbp> yeah. but they're all pretty much the same thing
20:02:38 <nsh> you don't migrate to OS X, you refugeeee
20:02:45 <sbp> one time
20:02:48 <jeanniecool> What's really weird is I'd disabled UAC...
20:02:52 <jeanniecool> ...which fucked up Hydra.
20:02:54 <nsh> once time, i was refugeeing
20:03:00 <jeanniecool> Re-enabled, rebooted, and now it's "fixed".
20:03:07 <jeanniecool> "WHUTPLS", nsh?
20:03:15 <sbp> WHUT = what
20:03:18 <sbp> PLS = please
20:03:26 <sbp> = ,
20:03:34 <nsh> jeanniecool, <X> is WHUTPLS ---> Would you be ever to kind and explain to me the nature of <X>?
20:03:40 <nsh> *so
20:03:54 <sbp> WHUTPLS is succinct
20:04:03 <nsh> and TILTY
20:04:04 <jeanniecool> ah
20:04:04 <sbp> and ting. what was that word we came up with for succinct?
20:04:07 <sbp> tert!
20:04:10 <nsh> yeah
20:04:11 <nsh> TERT
20:05:35 * nsh imagines a fucked-up Hydra
20:05:41 <nsh> like, Faces of Meth style
20:05:43 <sbp> eight heads and everything
20:05:47 <nsh> yeah
20:05:51 <nsh> EIGHT FACES OF METH
20:06:03 * nsh is going to wish EIGHT FACES OF METH on the next person who annoys him in berkspace
20:06:05 <[bjoern]> .gc "this just feels right"
20:06:06 <phenny> "this just feels right": 4,230
20:06:10 <[bjoern]> .gs "this just feels right *"
20:06:12 <phenny> this just feels right *: (12), nice shot (3), the aluminum (2), something happened (2)
20:06:18 <sbp> might be one 'at fchan.us in /ah/', as they say
20:06:48 <MacTed> http://www.vpilf.com/
20:06:51 <sbp> .title
20:06:52 <phenny> sbp: VPilf.com
20:06:58 <sbp> .failhowmuchpls
20:07:10 <nsh> 99999999999999999999999999999999999
20:07:35 <sbp> well it won't even load
20:07:39 <MacTed> rilli?
20:07:44 <nsh> .gs integer overflow in *
20:07:46 <phenny> integer overflow in *: hashlib (5), expression (5), openbsd (4), imageop (4), ephpod (4)
20:07:48 <MacTed> was good minutes ago
20:07:58 <nsh> .gc "integer overflow in FAIL"
20:07:59 <phenny> "integer overflow in FAIL": 0
20:08:10 <sbp> ephnopod
20:08:26 <sbp> ephnopod might be the best possible Republican word
20:08:51 <nsh> is WHUTPLS
20:08:59 <sbp> you be the jury!
20:09:03 <nsh> AWESOME
20:09:20 <sbp> <BY UNIVERSAL ASSENT>
20:09:37 <sbp> <PRODUCT OF BERKSPACE>
20:10:20 <sbp> <ALSO AVAILABLE IN ESPERANTO>
20:12:19 <deltab> speaking of which, http://www.ipernity.com/
20:13:07 <sbp> --
20:13:08 <sbp> kunhavigu renkontu esploru
20:13:09 <sbp> --
20:13:27 *** sbp changed the topic to: "kunhavigu. renkontu. esploru"
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20:39:10 <cre8radix> will rap for food
20:39:12 <cre8radix> :D
20:39:43 * cre8radix haz teh b-day on sunday, sbp
20:40:12 <cre8radix> i can haz teh script?
20:44:28 <jeanniecool> virgos++
20:44:35 * jeanniecool had one last Monday, cre8radix
20:44:40 <jeanniecool> I has a old. :-/
20:54:48 * nsh yanks the old
20:54:54 <nsh> now i has a old
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21:13:12 <cre8radix> jeanniecool: well conrats then
21:13:14 <cre8radix> ;P
21:13:43 <jeanniecool> You can keep it, nsh :-P
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21:13:50 <jeanniecool> cre8radix, you, too!!
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21:14:20 <cre8radix> :D
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