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00:33:20 <Monty> welcome, danja_
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03:40:10 <[bjoern]> hmm "select count() d" shouldn't that result in some error?
03:52:35 <[bjoern]> .gc "excel of evil"
03:52:36 <phenny> "excel of evil": 0
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03:58:16 <[bjoern]> .title http://abcnews.go.com/gma/story?id=1841989
03:58:17 <phenny> [bjoern]: Oil: Exxon Chairman's $400 Million Parachute - ABC News
03:58:28 <clsn> .gs periodic table of *
03:58:29 <phenny> periodic table of *: elements (50), the (34), typefaces (23), controllers (13), videos (8)
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03:59:46 <[bjoern]> .gs I could eat a *
03:59:47 <phenny> I could eat a *: horse (23), wagon wheel (5), peach (4), whale (3), plateful (3)
03:59:53 <[bjoern]> .gc "I could eat a cow"
03:59:54 <phenny> "I could eat a cow": 262
03:59:55 <[bjoern]> .gc "I could eat a chicken"
03:59:56 <phenny> "I could eat a chicken": 38
04:02:28 <[bjoern]> .gc "almost more"
04:02:29 <phenny> "almost more": 140,000
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04:08:17 <[bjoern]> good mugjob there http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/63224/april-27-2006/all-you-need-to-know---sleight-of-hand
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04:23:17 <[bjoern]> .g imagemagick geometry
04:23:18 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.imagemagick.net/Magick++/Geometry.html
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06:35:53 <[bjoern]> Hmm If I add a readme to XML::SAX::Expat, I'll shortly be #13 on http://cpants.perl.org/highscores/many
06:36:12 <[bjoern]> oh no wait
06:36:16 <[bjoern]> miscounted my modules
06:36:27 * jeanniecool hates when that happens
06:36:30 <[bjoern]> I'd be 11
06:36:39 <[bjoern]> well that's not worth it then, pity.
06:36:47 <[bjoern]> #13 would have been worth it, perhaps
06:37:24 * jeanniecool nods
06:39:21 <[bjoern]> Seems like I'll be #42 once it picks up my new module...
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08:29:50 <cre8radix> This is your penis: 8--o
08:29:51 <cre8radix> This is your penis on drugs: 8=====O
08:29:54 <cre8radix> omg
08:30:06 <cre8radix> spam mails suck
08:30:25 <[bjoern]> You wish.
08:30:30 <cre8radix> hrhr
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08:56:10 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp http://search.cpan.org/~bjoern/Unicode-SetAutomaton-0.01/
08:56:10 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
09:04:08 <[bjoern]> aww missed cpan growing to 66666 Modules (that was 20 modules ago)
09:04:46 <[bjoern]> I kinda did enjoy 17337 distributions (1 dist ago)
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10:36:49 <sbp> yo
10:36:49 <phenny> sbp: 26 Mar 23:13Z <nslater> tell sbp to watch Priceless (film) - a french 2006 adaptation of breakfast at tiffany's
10:36:50 <phenny> sbp: 08:56Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp http://search.cpan.org/~bjoern/Unicode-SetAutomaton-0.01/
10:37:27 <[bjoern]> Guudendag.
10:44:13 <sbp> yoo
10:45:13 <sbp> “near-optimal solution”
10:45:17 <sbp> what is misoptimal about it?
10:46:20 <[bjoern]> Saying it's optimal would just give an incentive to, say, hardware vendors to introduce special chips to prove me wrong.
10:46:39 <sbp> heh, heh
10:46:48 <sbp> wouldn't you like that?
10:47:30 <[bjoern]> After all these years being suddenly wrong about something could be devestating.
10:47:55 <[bjoern]> I'd have to study electricl engineering to make hardware to prove me right again
10:47:58 <[bjoern]> and I hate volts.
10:48:16 <[bjoern]> It's like combining hunger and maths.
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10:50:08 <sbp> wow, hunger and maths
10:50:11 <sbp> gastromathology
10:50:56 <[bjoern]> .leo Buchstabensuppe
10:50:57 <phenny> die Buchstabensuppe = alphabet soup
10:50:58 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Buchstabensuppe
10:51:08 <sbp> BOOK STAB SOUP
10:51:20 <[bjoern]> .leo stab
10:51:22 <phenny> stab = der Dolchstoß, das Höhenleitwerk, das Stechen, der Stich
10:51:23 <phenny> bar = der Stab
10:51:24 <phenny> baton = der Stab - Pl. die Stäbe
10:51:24 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=stab
10:51:45 <sbp> bookbar?
10:51:52 <sbp> well that just makes a plethora of nonsenses
10:52:04 <sbp> .gc nonsensemes
10:52:05 <phenny> nonsensemes: 26
10:52:06 <[bjoern]> .g grimm wörterbuch buchstabe
10:52:07 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_W%C3%B6rterbuch
10:52:16 <sbp> .leo stabe
10:52:17 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=stabe
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10:55:14 <_ulises> morning all
10:55:28 <_ulises> what does one have to do to get banned here?
10:55:38 <lisppaste2> sbp pasted "message for _ulises" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/77665
10:55:55 <sbp> ask [bjoern], he knows all the rules
10:55:58 <sbp> he's our rulemonkey
10:56:01 * _ulises loves ascii art
10:56:51 <[bjoern]> It would seem bookstaff would be the word
10:57:01 <sbp> that still doesn't make sense!
10:57:03 <_ulises> certainly more polite
10:57:31 <[bjoern]> perhaps as in Stütze
10:57:33 <[bjoern]> .leo Stütze
10:57:34 <phenny> die Stütze = backing, backup, bearer, bearing (tech.), bracket (tech.)
10:57:35 <phenny> die Stütze (fig.) = support
10:57:36 <phenny> die Stütze (ugs.) = unemployment benefit
10:57:36 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=St%C3%BCtze
10:57:40 <[bjoern]> ... staff
10:58:08 <sbp> nope, crazy
10:58:12 <sbp> that's spoilt German for me
10:58:19 <sbp> complete blemish
11:00:08 <[bjoern]> .wik στοιχεια
11:00:09 <phenny> "In Greece, the Council of State (sometimes Counsel of State or State Council, Greek: Συμβούλιο της Επικρατείας) is, at the same time, an administrative organ (one of the three Big Bodies of the Greek Public Administration) and the Supreme [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_State_(Greece)
11:00:17 <[bjoern]> phenny, "στοιχεια"?
11:00:18 <phenny> [bjoern]: "ELEMENTS" (el to en, translate.google.com)
11:00:32 <[bjoern]> that's Stab apparently
11:00:49 <sbp> this is making less and less sense as it goes along
11:01:02 <[bjoern]> book elements?
11:01:31 <sbp> well, staff -> support -> elements isn't exactly a logical progression for a start
11:01:44 <sbp> I suppose I will think about conceeding that elements does make a modicum of sense though
11:02:32 <[bjoern]> Well don't make me read old Grimm german past midnight if you want sense!
11:02:36 <[bjoern]> Sense btw is...
11:02:38 <[bjoern]> .leo Sense
11:02:40 <phenny> in a sense = eigentlich, in gewissem Sinne, in gewisser Hinsicht
11:02:41 <phenny> sense = die Bedeutung, das Gefühl, die Richtung, der Sinn, die Sinnesempfindung
11:02:42 <phenny> common-sense a. = vernünftig
11:02:42 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Sense
11:03:02 <sbp> it's 11am! that's 13 hours before midnight
11:03:06 <[bjoern]> More output would have generated the right one, scythe
11:03:12 <sbp> it's further before midnight than it is after midnight
11:03:17 <[bjoern]> 13 HOURS
11:03:27 <[bjoern]> well midnight for me!
11:03:34 <sbp> where are you, Turkey?
11:04:08 <_ulises> i thought that was the whole point?
11:04:09 <sbp> ich bin hungrig
11:04:16 <[bjoern]> Totalia Brokahn, in Byorythmia
11:04:17 * sbp sates his prandial desires
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11:04:50 <[bjoern]> .ety staff
11:04:51 <phenny> "O.E. stæf 'walking stick, strong pole used for carrying, rod used as a weapon' (also, in plural, 'letter, character, writing,' cf. stæfcræft 'grammar'), from P.Gmc. *stabaz (cf. O.S. staf, O.N. stafr, O.Fris. stef, M.L.G., M.Du. staf, O.H.G. stab, Ger. Stab, Goth. [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=staff
11:05:14 <[bjoern]> .oed staff
11:05:15 <phenny> staff (ety. Com. Teut.: OE. stæf masc. c...) * I. 1., * a. A stick carried in the hand as an aid in walking or climbing. Now chiefly literary (e.g. in reference to ‘pilgrims’).a. A stick carried in the hand as an aid in walking or climbing. Now chiefly literary (e.g. in reference to...
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11:05:24 <Monty> hi leobard, how ya doing?
11:08:16 <[bjoern]> .g Stæfcræft: An Introduction to Old English Syntax
11:08:17 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.studiegids.leidenuniv.nl/index.php3?c=17&k=20160&q=aWQ9MjAxNjA&t=3&v=
11:09:53 <[bjoern]> stæfcræft ~ stæf (letters) + cræft (craft), apparently
11:10:28 <sbp> oh!
11:10:32 <sbp> wait, I think I have a good analogy
11:10:34 <sbp> .w stave
11:10:35 <phenny> stave — noun: 1. One of a number of narrow strips of wood, or narrow iron plates, placed edge to edge to form the sides, covering, or lining of a vessel or structure; esp., one of the strips which form the sides of a cask, a pail, etc, 2. One of the bars or rounds of a rack, a ladder, etc; on[...]
11:10:40 <sbp> .ety stave
11:10:41 <phenny> "'piece of a barrel,' 1750, back-formation from staves (1398), plural of staff (cf. leaves/leaf), possibly from O.E., but not recorded there." - http://etymonline.com/?term=stave
11:10:51 <sbp> oh baby
11:10:55 <sbp> yeah, that makes sense to me now
11:12:48 <[bjoern]> .oed staf
11:12:49 <phenny> staf (no ety.)...)
11:12:55 <[bjoern]> .ety staf
11:12:56 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "staf". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=staf
11:13:09 <[bjoern]> should be middle english...
11:13:23 <sbp> Week 2: "Stæfcræft is seo cæg"
11:13:26 <sbp> cæg?
11:13:31 <sbp> need oe-oed pls
11:13:49 <[bjoern]> I just read that one
11:14:22 <[bjoern]> key, I'd say.
11:14:44 <sbp> ah, yeah. Stæfcræft is seo cæg, ðe ðæra boca andgit unlicð (‘Grammar is the key, which unlocks the meaning of these books’).3
11:15:42 <sbp> actually, hooking up a module to Bosworth and Toller mightn't be such a bad idea
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11:18:48 <[bjoern]> betwix
11:19:04 <[bjoern]> ( http://freepages.family.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~kallenbach/Anglo_Saxon_Glossary.htm )
11:20:03 <sbp> .w betwixt
11:20:03 <phenny> betwixt — preposition: 1. (literary) between, specifically between two objects
11:20:24 <[bjoern]> .gc beraidered
11:20:25 <phenny> beraidered: 0
11:20:47 * [bjoern] tries to recall whether UK made the Raider -> Twix switch
11:20:57 <sbp> .leo Raider
11:20:58 <phenny> raider = der Angreifer, der Gangster, der Plünderer, der Räuber
11:20:59 <phenny> tomb raider = der Grabräuber
11:21:00 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Raider
11:21:17 <[bjoern]> "Twix was called Raider in Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, the Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and Norway for many years before its name was changed in 1991"
11:21:25 <sbp> der Plünderer -> loels
11:21:33 <sbp> oh yeah, Twix here
11:21:56 <sbp> didn't even remember it used to be called Raider
11:22:01 <sbp> hmm, and since England isn't on that list...
11:22:07 <sbp> that would presumably explain why
11:22:44 <[bjoern]> They had much ads telling everybody "Raider heißt jetzt Twix, sonst ändert sich nix (nichts)"
11:23:40 <sbp> 'In 1930, the Mars family introduced its second product, Snickers, named after one of their favorite horses.'
11:23:51 <sbp> it was called Marathon here. I didn't know it was Snickers originally
11:24:09 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Raider heißt jetzt Twix, sonst ändert sich nix (nichts)"?
11:24:10 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Raider is now called Twix, otherwise nothing will change (nothing)" (de to en, translate.google.com)
11:25:19 <sbp> Snickers variant:
11:25:20 <sbp> 2008 Snickers The Lot (Crispy pieces in a thick cream, caramel, sprinkled with heaps of nuts, covered in chocolate (Australia Only, But Also New Zealand))
11:25:37 <sbp> “(Australia Only, But Also New Zealand)”?
11:25:51 <sbp> bring to UK, pls pls
11:26:23 <[bjoern]> What, australia? I thought your prisons are overcrowded already.
11:27:12 <sbp> hehe
11:27:20 <sbp> this is peculiar: “In 2008, a UK television commercial in which Mr T fires Snickers bars at a racewalker for being a "disgrace to the man race" was pulled after complaints from a US pressure group that the advertisement was homophobic.”
11:28:20 <[bjoern]> sounds heterophobic to me
11:29:15 <[bjoern]> Seriously, Mr T firing phallus bars in the name of the man race?
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11:38:07 <nsh> .ety adumbration
11:38:07 <phenny> "1531, from L. adumbrationem (nom. adumbratio) 'a sketch in shadow, sketch, outline,' from adumbratus, pp. of adumbrare 'to cast a shadow, overshadow, represent (a thing) in outline,' from ad- 'to' + umbrare 'to cast in shadow,' from PIE *andho- 'blind, dark.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=adumbration
11:38:21 <nsh> .gs adumbrated *
11:38:22 <phenny> adumbrated *: (8), memory unratcheting (3), above (3), – (2), načrtl (2)
11:38:30 <nsh> .gs adumbrated memory unratcheting *
11:38:31 <phenny> nsh: no results
11:45:28 * [bjoern] learns the latter part of I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.
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11:58:16 <[bjoern]> "The utf8 spec says that a utf8 character can take up to 4 bytes, mySQL currently only supports up to 3 bytes." - http://mysqldba.blogspot.com/2006/08/calculating-utf8-sizes-for-varchars.html
11:59:04 <sbp> good old MySQL
12:00:08 <sbp> “Thompson's design was outlined on September 2, 1992, on a placemat in a New Jersey diner with Rob Pike.”
12:00:11 <sbp> — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTF-8
12:08:05 <[bjoern]> .ety hail
12:08:06 <phenny> "'greetings!' c.1200, from O.N. heill 'health, prosperity, good luck;' and O.E. hals, shortening of wæs hæil 'be healthy' (see health and cf. wassail)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=hail
12:08:13 <[bjoern]> .leo Hagel
12:08:15 <phenny> der Hagel = hail
12:08:16 <phenny> der Hagel (fig.) = volley
12:08:16 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Hagel
12:08:27 <[bjoern]> .ety hailstorm
12:08:28 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "hailstorm". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=hailstorm
12:08:42 <[bjoern]> .ety hailstone
12:08:43 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "hailstone". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=hailstone
12:08:47 <[bjoern]> .oed hailstone
12:08:48 <phenny> hailstone (ety. f. hail n.1 + stone n. OE. ha...) * A pellet of hail.
12:08:54 <[bjoern]> .oed hail
12:08:55 <phenny> hail (ety. Com. Teut.: OE. haᵹol (-al,...) * 1. Ice or frozen vapour falling in pellets or masses in a shower from the atmosphere. (In spring and summer most frequently occurring in connexion with a thunderstorm.), * 2. With a and pl. A shower or storm of hail; now usually hail-storm, hail-shower.
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12:09:20 <[bjoern]> .gc hailcorn
12:09:21 <phenny> hailcorn: 127
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12:14:59 <[bjoern]> http://tnx.nl/php.jpg
12:17:01 <sbp> bwahaha
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12:23:46 <danja_> heheh
12:23:57 <danja_> .g pirate name generator
12:23:57 <phenny> danja_: http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
12:31:02 <sbp> --
12:31:03 <sbp> BBC POLL: THE PUBLIC SPEAKS
12:31:03 <sbp> Equal rights for royal women? - 89% yes
12:31:03 <sbp> Heir allowed to marry Catholic? - 81% yes
12:31:03 <sbp> British monarchy to continue? - 76% yes
12:31:04 <sbp> --
12:32:10 <[bjoern]> should ask, to continue even if no more scandals, little publicity?
12:33:27 <sbp> the proposal:
12:33:28 <sbp> [[[
12:33:28 <danja_> Buckingham Palace to be the new Big Brother house?
12:33:29 <sbp> (1) The Bill of Rights (1688 1 Will. & Mar. Sess. 2 c. 2) is amended as follows.
12:33:29 <sbp> (2) In section 1, in the paragraph starting “Upon which their said Majestyes did
12:33:29 <sbp> accepte the crowne”, omit the words “or shall marry a papist” and “or
12:33:29 <sbp> marrying”.
12:33:30 <sbp> ]]]
12:34:53 <[bjoern]> I only understand what danja_ said.
12:35:49 <[bjoern]> "Sure, PHP 6 may have a shorter release cycle than Perl 6 has, but at the end of it all, we'll have Perl 6, and you'll still have PHP."
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13:13:46 <Monty> Thank goodness, eel is back!
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13:20:06 <[bjoern]> .c 10159 days in years
13:20:07 <phenny> 10 159 days = 27.8144202 years
13:20:21 <[bjoern]> .c 10000 days in years
13:20:21 <phenny> 10 000 days = 27.3790926 years
13:28:47 <[bjoern]> Heaven is a gated community.
13:31:09 <sbp> are you okay?
13:31:14 <sbp> you're pontificating
13:31:24 <sbp> you don't normally do that even when you're starved beyond recognition
13:31:25 <[bjoern]> Quoting 2.0.
13:31:39 <sbp> oh, exposure to Web 2.0. that explains it
13:32:02 <[bjoern]> Actually I'm past starving beyond recognition.
13:32:14 <sbp> metastarving?
13:33:00 <[bjoern]> semantic hunger?
13:33:07 <[bjoern]> .leo hunger
13:33:09 <phenny> hunger = der Hunger
13:33:10 <phenny> appetite = der Hunger
13:33:10 <phenny> esurience also: esuriency archaic rare = der Hunger
13:33:11 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=hunger
13:36:11 <[bjoern]> .gc there is penis in my soup
13:36:11 <Monty> basically, it's optimal would have more polite
13:36:12 <phenny> there is penis in my soup: 155,000
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13:55:50 <sbp> .gc there is soup in my penis
13:55:51 <phenny> there is soup in my penis: 78,600
13:57:32 <[bjoern]> anti-depression soup
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14:05:54 <[bjoern]> kpreid, welcome to swhack. How may you assist us?
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14:45:59 <jsled> phenny!
14:45:59 <phenny> jsled!
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16:48:53 <nslater> whoops, i accidentally an internet :/
16:56:32 <bancus> Well, give it back, shithead.
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17:02:28 <Monty> hi The_Pot_, how ya doing?
17:03:35 <Morbus> sbp: 48!
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17:04:29 <nslater> http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4b/Accidentallycoke.jpg
17:04:30 <nslater> hahaha
17:04:39 <nslater> Morbus: i am on this pirates things
17:04:57 <Morbus> nslater: woot!
17:05:01 <Morbus> invite me to your crew!
17:05:23 <nslater> hmm, do i have to pick between you and sbp?
17:05:53 <Morbus> no.
17:05:59 <Morbus> you want as manay people in your crew as possible.
17:06:05 <Morbus> and fuck you at the implication behind that question.
17:08:19 <sbp> 21 here
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17:08:27 <sbp> man that accidentally thing really was funny
17:08:37 <sbp> who did it?
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17:20:52 <nslater> sbp: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
17:20:57 <nslater> Morbus: heh heh...
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17:21:09 <nslater> i dont even have an invite from sbp..
17:21:09 <Monty> might get info other than Rooms
17:21:42 <nslater> and why is the loading thing a psudo-eye-of-sauron
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17:29:18 <nslater> sbp: you didnt invite me to your crew
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17:36:28 <cre8radix> heh
17:36:47 <cre8radix> nslater: wanna be a pirate now?
17:36:50 <cre8radix> :D
17:39:11 <nslater> Morbus: I hate you.
17:39:27 <nslater> 30 mins in, and I'm on lvl(4)
17:39:33 <nslater> erm, lvl(5)
17:39:50 <nslater> already got My Technique(TM) down
17:47:53 <Morbus> nslater: :DDD
17:48:46 <nslater> lvl(6)
17:51:21 <nslater> Morbus: give me an energy boost will ya?
17:52:29 <cre8radix> i gave ya one
17:53:05 <nslater> yups! thanks
17:53:07 <nslater> need moar
17:54:11 * cre8radix can't plunder
17:54:14 <cre8radix> bollox
17:54:16 <cre8radix> !
18:04:03 <nslater> "daniel blacksmith took a pistol ball for you! (Effect: 1/2 damage)"
18:07:13 <nslater> moar energy
18:09:13 <nslater> MOAR ENERGY
18:09:17 <nslater> pls someone boost me kthx
18:12:04 <nslater> Morbus Morbus
18:12:04 <nslater> Morbus
18:12:04 <nslater> Morbus
18:12:04 <nslater> Morbus Morbus
18:12:04 <nslater> Morbus Morbus
18:12:07 <nslater> Morbus
18:12:09 <nslater> Morbus Morbus Morbus
18:12:12 <nslater> Morbus Morbus Morbus
18:12:15 <nslater> Morbus Morbus
18:12:18 <nslater> Morbus Morbus Morbus
18:12:42 <nslater> the longer you take to RESPOND, the moar I'm tempted to buy favour points
18:12:51 <nslater> fucking fuckity fucksocks, what have you got me into
18:13:00 <cre8radix> lol
18:13:10 * cre8radix hates it too
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18:14:01 <Monty> howdy, edsu
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18:17:01 <nslater> lvl(8)!
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18:26:55 <sbp> nslater: want a boost?
18:27:31 <sbp> oh, can't boost you
18:27:38 <sbp> you're marked as already boosted
18:27:43 <sbp> man, I have no idea how the boosting operates
18:28:28 <nslater> sbp: you have to add me as a top friend
18:28:31 <nslater> sbp: then you can boost me
18:28:36 <nslater> sbp: but wait..
18:28:41 <nslater> sbp: im at full enegery
18:28:49 <nslater> sbp: let me drain my self on some pilages first
18:29:17 <_ulises> sbp: whatsmynamepls
18:30:09 <sbp> nslater: Top Mate, not top friend, and I already have
18:30:17 <nslater> sbp: one second
18:30:19 <sbp> nslater: but it's still coming up that you've been given a boost
18:30:24 <nslater> sbp: boost me now pls
18:30:26 <sbp> _ulises: Aristo Constabular
18:30:28 <nslater> sbp: will it let you?
18:31:14 <_ulises> sbp: thx
18:31:15 <sbp> nslater: loading, hang on
18:31:38 <nslater> awe, it wont let me do you
18:31:43 <_ulises> Arr
18:31:50 <nslater> _ulises: add me
18:31:57 <nslater> _ulises: then boost me
18:31:58 <_ulises> nslater: k, hold od
18:31:58 <sbp> nslater: nope. energy boost given
18:32:04 <nslater> gah
18:32:08 <sbp> _ulises: and add me, for goodness' sake! :-)
18:32:26 <nslater> almost at lvl(9)
18:32:30 <_ulises> sbp: i cant!
18:32:45 <nslater> _ulises: why did you choose a fake name for facebook?
18:32:45 <_ulises> sbp: i cant find you! :O
18:32:48 <nslater> _ulises: that's breakin the TOS
18:33:00 <_ulises> nslater: how do you know Ulises is my true name?
18:33:12 <nslater> "Aristo Constabular" isn't
18:33:19 <_ulises> how do you know?
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18:33:54 <sbp> oh no!
18:33:58 <sbp> not a TOS breaker!
18:34:05 <sbp> they could tell on him or even send him to gaol!
18:34:20 <_ulises> im not a tos breaker ffs
18:34:30 <nslater> sbp: you should get a pet
18:34:31 <sbp> yeah, but if you were
18:34:33 <nslater> "Congratulations - Your pet Alan Queda helped ye earn an extra bonus of 602."
18:34:39 <sbp> nslater: hahaha
18:34:42 <_ulises> hehe
18:34:48 <_ulises> okay mr palmer
18:34:52 <sbp> shame you misspelled qaeda
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18:34:58 <sbp> otherwise it would have been even funnier
18:34:58 <nslater> meh
18:35:03 <_ulises> you're not searchable and even when you were you weren't addeable
18:35:03 <nslater> google spelling fail
18:35:10 <sbp> _ulises: yes, but, but...
18:35:12 <nslater> lvl(9)
18:35:39 <_ulises> but but nothing mr.
18:35:51 <sbp> _ulises: can you put all your privacy junk up for a moment?
18:35:53 <sbp> and I'll do the same
18:35:58 <sbp> and we'll just try it once more then
18:36:06 <sbp> m'kay?
18:36:28 <sbp> très reasonabilities?
18:36:31 <_ulises> grr, im useless when it comes to teh facebooks
18:36:41 <_ulises> ca cest tres reasonable
18:37:11 <_ulises> nslater: do you think my "picture" also breaks the tos?
18:37:39 <_ulises> sbp: try now
18:37:44 <sbp> okay, trying
18:37:47 <_ulises> sbp: upped it to "friends of friends"
18:37:49 <nslater> not as much as your actual face might
18:37:54 <_ulises> nu
18:38:08 <sbp> you're not listed still
18:38:10 <sbp> search for me?
18:38:20 <nslater> just give each other profile uris pls
18:38:26 <nslater> not rocket science
18:38:38 <_ulises> atlantic records and atlantic street promotions?
18:38:41 <_ulises> is that you?
18:38:58 <_ulises> ffs, completely missed the opportunity of getting the username Lo Pan
18:39:40 <sbp> nslater: we tried that earlier and it was all failsome
18:39:50 <nslater> usually works
18:40:05 <nslater> http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=552210301&ref=profile
18:41:05 <sbp> _ulises?
18:41:27 <sbp> hehe:
18:41:29 <sbp> Noah Slater Whoops, I accidentally the whole Internet.
18:41:29 <sbp> 16:54 · Comment · Like
18:41:29 <sbp> Ted Reed at 17:15 on 27 March
18:41:29 <sbp> Didn't realize that was possible. Well done.
18:41:59 <nslater> hehe
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18:42:12 <sbp> _ulises: win!
18:42:18 <nslater> sbp: have you noticed that the fresh meat on the attack option is seeded from your actual contacts?
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18:42:36 * sbp sets all his privacy shit back to "FUCK OFF"
18:42:43 <sbp> nslater: yeah, of course
18:42:48 <_ulises> sbp: that was an epic win, take that stupid facebook!
18:43:02 <nslater> _ulises: add me, boost me, motherfuton
18:43:32 <_ulises> hold on
18:43:40 <_ulises> still catching up with this web 1.9 thing
18:43:42 <nslater> there's a lot of thought put into monitizing this application
18:43:46 <nslater> i must say im impressed
18:43:57 <nslater> the time limit countdown stuff makes you impatient
18:44:06 <nslater> you can buy favour points to override that for essentially micropayments
18:44:30 <nslater> and to boot, the amount of favour points you can buy is uneven, so you end up with like "4" left that you cant spend, tempting you to top up again
18:44:33 <nslater> very clever
18:44:43 <_ulises> nslater, sbp: how2addpls
18:44:47 <nslater> dunno..
18:44:55 <nslater> go to "me crew"
18:45:00 <nslater> then choose my name from the list
18:45:16 <sbp> _ulises: invited you already
18:45:23 <sbp> just go to Crew and accept my request
18:45:28 <_ulises> kk
18:45:43 <sbp> nice profile pic btw
18:45:56 <_ulises> nslater: invite sent
18:46:06 <sbp> aw man, 3013/3025
18:46:09 <sbp> so close to Level 22
18:46:16 <_ulises> sbp: funnily enough i typed aristo constabular on google images and that came up
18:46:31 <sbp> nslater: one internets for use of motherfuton, by the way
18:46:35 <sbp> _ulises: ha! cool
18:47:55 <nslater> woah
18:47:58 <nslater> ... i got a boost!?
18:48:13 <nslater> and i can give a boost
18:48:16 <nslater> sbp: you want a boost?
18:48:28 <nslater> wait, it removed all my top mates
18:48:29 <nslater> wtdf
18:48:35 <sbp> nslater: not yet, thanks!
18:48:39 <nslater> MOAR BOOSTS
18:48:40 <sbp> just about to go into the next level
18:48:41 <nslater> oh, okay
18:48:47 <sbp> nslater: also ignore it removing them all
18:48:50 <sbp> that happened to me earlier
18:48:55 <sbp> just tab somewhere else and tab back
18:48:58 <sbp> they came back for me
18:49:04 <nslater> _ulises: did you boost me?
18:49:22 <nslater> erm
18:49:27 <nslater> ... i just got 300,000 gold
18:49:31 <nslater> from... nowhere!?
18:50:00 <sbp> heh. doesn't beat my 9,500,000 from nowhere yesterday
18:50:12 <nslater> wow
18:50:19 <sbp> nslater: oh! I can give you a boost now
18:50:21 <sbp> want it? need it?
18:50:23 <nslater> i think the bug is when the page stalls..
18:50:33 <nslater> .. i refreshed and loads of weird shit happened
18:50:41 <nslater> sbp: no, i am fully charged thanks
18:50:44 <nslater> sbp: will let you know
18:51:14 * sbp adds _ulises
18:51:15 <sbp> nslater: kk
18:51:18 <_ulises> nslater: im not boosting you
18:51:42 <sbp> 3023/3025
18:51:46 <sbp> excruciating
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18:52:18 <sbp> _ulises: got one for you too
18:52:23 <_ulises> eh?
18:52:23 <sbp> _ulises: tell me when you need it
18:52:27 <sbp> a boost
18:52:28 <_ulises> a boost?
18:52:30 <sbp> yeh
18:52:31 <_ulises> ah, cool
18:52:34 <sbp> *yeah
18:52:39 <_ulises> dunno what's it good for though
18:52:53 <nslater> you'll soon find out
18:52:53 <_ulises> wth is miasma sorbet?
18:53:03 <nslater> what?
18:53:05 <nslater> that's me
18:53:24 <_ulises> ah
18:53:25 <_ulises> yeah
18:53:31 <_ulises> so, got your boost, now what?
18:53:48 <nslater> do shit
18:53:51 <_ulises> k
18:54:28 <nslater> Smitty Pete is dead. take that MORAN
18:55:26 <sbp> whoo! Level 22
18:55:34 <_ulises> cant add to top mates wtf
18:56:11 <sbp> _ulises: it says you added me
18:56:17 <_ulises> yeah, just did
18:56:27 <_ulises> 'cause that's how i roll
18:57:21 <nslater> woo... energy boost
18:57:23 <nslater> wait what
18:57:27 <_ulises> what
18:57:29 <_ulises> wut
18:57:30 <_ulises> woot
18:57:31 <nslater> my energy is now
18:57:31 <nslater> 43/34
18:57:36 <nslater> how is that even possible?
18:57:38 <_ulises> just bought a pistol biatch
18:57:39 <nslater> sbp: boost me?
18:57:59 <_ulises> nslater: i did
18:58:11 <_ulises> im 12/10
18:58:20 <nslater> sbp: hold off actually
18:59:56 <_ulises> wtf, my crew's got 4 members yet i cant attack this dude with only 2 and it says i need 3 wtf
19:00:01 <_ulises> anyway, off for dinnars
19:00:08 <_ulises> bbl for more plundering
19:00:08 <sbp> nslater: let me know
19:00:11 <nslater> k
19:00:14 <sbp> c'ya _ulises
19:00:17 <_ulises> arr
19:00:18 <nslater> bai
19:00:26 <nslater> avast!
19:00:47 <sbp> nslater: can you do me now please? BOOST PLS?
19:01:36 <sbp> nslater: pls pls pls pls pls
19:01:39 <nslater> no
19:01:40 <nslater> oh
19:01:42 <nslater> let me check
19:02:20 <nslater> it wont let me
19:02:24 <sbp> aaargh
19:02:53 <nslater> lvl(10)!
19:04:57 <nslater> how do you buy pets
19:05:15 <sbp> dunno, haven't bought one
19:05:32 <nslater> how do you get a green parot?
19:05:33 <nslater> you have one sbp
19:05:58 <sbp> no I don't
19:05:58 <nslater> hmm, whats this:
19:06:00 <nslater> "You fought as Cap'n Wedgewick McGuffery's backup. Together you took out Nami Natz and you received 16,707 for doing so."
19:06:14 <sbp> oh yeah, when I play sometimes it brings you in for me
19:06:21 <sbp> and sometimes you get little rewards
19:06:35 <nslater> oh..
19:07:38 <sbp> nslater: ah, for a pet go to Home and scroll down to the Your Pet boxc
19:07:40 <sbp> *box
19:08:04 <nslater> yeah... the green parot is a weapon apparently
19:10:22 <nslater> i have over 800 facebook friends...
19:10:28 <nslater> ... should i really invite them all? tee hee
19:12:16 <nslater> i keep buying land
19:12:19 <nslater> ... and it keeps vanishing
19:13:28 <nslater> sbp: can i have a boost please?
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19:17:45 <nslater> lo jcgregorio
19:17:49 <nslater> sbp: hurry up please
19:20:11 <nslater> sbp
19:20:13 <nslater> sbp
19:22:09 <sbp> nslater: hmm, no
19:22:12 <sbp> it's saying it's been given
19:22:34 <sbp> hmm. strange. on Edit too
19:22:40 <sbp> but a moment ago it was saying it was fine!
19:33:36 <nslater> lame
19:34:57 <Morbus> heh ,heh.
19:35:02 <Morbus> sorry, i'm afk with kids.
19:36:01 <sbp> nooOoo
19:36:06 <sbp> you and your kid habit
19:36:19 <nslater> Morbus: boost me
19:36:24 <Morbus> i can't.
19:36:25 <Morbus> says you're done
19:36:42 <nslater> stupid game
19:36:52 <sbp> boosting does seem buggy
19:37:02 <sbp> unless there's some logic to it that we haven't figured out yet
19:44:34 <nslater> sbp: http://www.veen.com/jeff/archives/000998.html
19:45:22 <nslater> sbp: http://wikirank.com/en/Coleridge
19:45:24 <nslater> heh
19:46:31 <nslater> sbp: http://wikirank.com/en/Coleridge,Wittgenstein,Dickinson,Chesterton
19:46:34 <nslater> nice URIs
19:46:35 <sbp> eenteresting
19:46:50 <sbp> -> http://wikirank.com/en/Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge
19:46:57 <nslater> sbp: http://wikirank.com/en/Coleridge,Wittgenstein,Dickinson,CouchDB
19:47:10 <sbp> wonder why it dips down every month?
19:47:15 <nslater> sbp: my project is more popular than coleridge
19:47:19 * nslater laughs out loud
19:47:41 <sbp> nslater: nope
19:47:43 <sbp> nslater: http://wikirank.com/en/Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge,Wittgenstein,Dickinson,CouchDB
19:47:45 <sbp> pwnt
19:47:54 <nslater> awe
19:48:11 <sbp> and, in fact:
19:48:12 <sbp> http://wikirank.com/en/Samuel_Taylor_Coleridge,Wittgenstein,Emily_Dickinson,CouchDB
19:48:13 <nslater> sbp: you're looking at weekly variances there
19:48:23 <sbp> oh, weekends
19:48:26 <nslater> so people visit it more on weekends or whtever
19:48:47 <nslater> awe man, poor couchdb
19:49:42 <nslater> actually...
19:49:47 <nslater> ... if i understand this correctly
19:49:50 <nslater> it dips on the weekends
19:49:55 <nslater> most people seem to taft at work!
19:50:33 <sbp> heh, heh
19:50:38 <nslater> .wik penis bird
19:50:39 <phenny> "A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive, disgusting or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, extremely violent, extremely [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_bird
19:51:29 <nslater> hmm, less variation for penis and vagina (mature, I know)
19:51:44 <nslater> wonder why people stop reading about coleridge on saturday, but not penises
19:52:20 <nslater> .wik phenny
19:52:21 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "phenny".
19:52:49 <sbp> http://wikirank.com/en/Hamlet,Othello,King_Lear,Macbeth
19:52:55 <sbp> wow, Hamlet and Macbeth match each other closely
19:53:04 <sbp> and King Lear has recently shot up
19:54:16 <nslater> http://wikirank.com/en/Sex,Drugs,Rock'n'Roll
19:54:17 <nslater> haha
19:54:40 <sbp> hehe
19:54:57 <nslater> http://wikirank.com/en/Women,Wine,Song
19:55:00 <nslater> unexpected result
19:56:28 <sbp> http://wikirank.com/en/A_Midsummer_Night's_Dream,As_You_Like_It,Twelfth_Night,The_Tempest
19:57:13 <sbp> this is funny: http://wikirank.com/en/A_Midsummer_Night's_Dream,As_You_Like_It,Twelfth_Night,The_Tempest#month=200901
20:01:02 <nslater> why the spike for the tempest?
20:01:15 <nslater> is it date based like 12th night?
20:01:50 <nslater> this could be wrapped up as an oblique serice
20:01:51 <sbp> nope
20:01:59 <nslater> if i hadn't declared backruptcy
20:02:00 <sbp> I think they might have announced the new film of it then
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20:05:13 <Monty> welcome, panni_
20:05:18 <nslater> sbp: http://smallbatchinc.com/
20:05:24 <nslater> sbp: can you figure out what this site does?
20:05:34 <nslater> sbp: they are credited as teh creators of this wikirank stuff
20:05:56 <nslater> hmm, maybe thats it
20:05:59 <nslater> fucking lame
20:06:11 <nslater> why even link to that hunk of shit
20:06:22 <nslater> no api yet either
20:06:31 <sbp> .gc site:smallbatchinc.com *
20:06:32 <phenny> site:smallbatchinc.com *: 1
20:06:43 <nslater> and they dont want to release the graphic software because they dont want to have to support it, which is a crock if ever i heard one
20:06:56 <nslater> just shove the damn thing on google code with a bsd licence and forget about it
20:07:45 <sbp> http://wikirank.com/en/Pericles_(play),Cymbeline,The_Winter's_Tale,The_Tempest
20:07:57 <nslater> also annoyed that facebook requires me to click TWICE to ignore people now
20:08:11 <nslater> first for a "hide" menu, then second for the only option on it, the persons name
20:08:13 <nslater> wtf
20:20:43 <bancus> confirmation
20:20:53 <nslater> but they have an undo option
20:20:59 <nslater> so totally pointless
20:21:07 <bancus> Maybe they plan on more stuff there.
20:21:09 <nslater> it's beter than a modal dialogue, but pointless with an undo
20:21:15 <bancus> Actually.
20:21:17 <bancus> For me.
20:21:22 <bancus> There are two options
20:21:27 <nslater> oh?
20:21:31 <bancus> I can hide a person as a whole, or I can hide just the entry.
20:21:35 <nslater> oh
20:21:37 <nslater> not me
20:21:46 <bancus> Er, no.
20:21:51 <bancus> It's hide the person or hide the app.
20:22:04 <bancus> Which, yeah, for status updates, there's no app.
20:22:07 <bancus> So it's just the person.
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20:25:55 <deltab> yay! http://www.wheelygoodtyres.co.uk/city-Bradford/1237170-tyres-Pericles-Auto-Centre.html
20:26:28 <sbp> “Wheely Good Tyres are first for in the UK for all your new car and used car tyres.”?
20:26:32 <deltab> Pericles, Prince of Car Tyres
20:26:37 <sbp> oh man
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20:49:23 <nslater> .u copyr
20:49:24 <phenny> U+00A9 COPYRIGHT SIGN (©)
20:50:18 <sbp> lrn2copyleft
20:51:26 <sbp> nslater
20:51:28 <sbp> u lrn pls
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20:57:42 <nslater> ν
21:00:18 <nslater> sbp: yo
21:02:27 <nslater> hmm, i just found https://portal.oreilly.com/ by accident
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21:03:39 <sbp> nslater: yo
21:04:00 <sbp> sure, “accident”
21:04:51 <nslater> yeps, im trying to find the author portal
21:05:00 <nslater> they've decided to advertise my twitter address on oreilly.com
21:05:03 <nslater> so im a bit annoyed
21:05:26 <nslater> sbp: do you want to fill out my wikipedia page?
21:05:33 <sbp> that's your own fault for having a Twitter address
21:05:41 <sbp> you have a Wikipedia page? I'd VfD it
21:05:53 <nslater> whut, you bastard
21:06:23 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability
21:06:42 <nslater> screw you
21:06:47 <sbp> especially http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_(people)
21:06:54 <nslater> screw you^2
21:08:06 <nslater> http://oreilly.com/go/portal apparently
21:09:33 * nslater reminds sbp that winer has a wikipedia page
21:10:26 <nslater> .wik matt lee
21:10:28 <phenny> "This page has been deleted." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_lee
21:11:50 <sbp> Winer actually is notable, oddly enough
21:12:17 <nslater> I'm just going to say scew you egain
21:12:21 <sbp> 555 book results, for example
21:12:39 <sbp> compared to 14 for me
21:12:47 <sbp> (probably a few more without my middle initial)
21:13:08 <sbp> oh sweet
21:13:19 <sbp> I'm mentioned in a German book about the Voynich Manscript!
21:13:36 <sbp> .title http://books.google.com/books?id=0ZECGBhCXXkC&pg=PA76&dq=%22Sean+B.+Palmer%22
21:13:37 <phenny> Can't connect to http://books.google.com/books?id=0ZECGBhCXXkC&pg=PA76&dq=%22Sean+B.+Palmer%22
21:13:52 <sbp> nslater: how many German books about the Voynich Manuscript are you mentioned in?
21:13:55 <sbp> nslater: eh? eh?
21:13:58 <nslater> twelve
21:15:59 <sbp> hmm, also mentioned in a book called “The nature of creative development”
21:16:08 <sbp> “The Nature of Creative Development presents a new understanding of the basis of creativity.”
21:16:47 <sbp> aw, they didn't mention d8uv in RSS and Atom
21:17:19 <nslater> my only mentions are obituaries :/
21:21:18 <nslater> haha:
21:21:19 <nslater> http://books.google.com/books?id=PuGAIXTD_50C&pg=PA260&dq=swhack&lr=
21:21:45 <nslater> Swhack! Swhack! Swhack!
21:24:29 <sbp> bwahaha
21:24:40 <sbp> even better because it's in French
21:25:11 <sbp> hmm:
21:25:11 <sbp> アエラ - Page 88
21:25:11 <sbp> 2003
21:25:11 <sbp> ... swhack ・(彼は頭がおかしい)、丁 h ...
21:25:11 <sbp> Snippet view - About this book - Add to my shared library - More editions
21:25:19 <sbp> phenny: "アエラ"?
21:25:19 <phenny> sbp: "AERA" (ja to en, translate.google.com)
21:25:26 <sbp> phenny: "彼は頭がおかしい"?
21:25:27 <phenny> sbp: "He is crazy" (ja to en, translate.google.com)
21:25:32 <sbp> that one's probably about us
21:26:05 <nslater> heh
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21:27:13 <nslater> .g more annoying than mick hucknel
21:27:13 <phenny> nslater: http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/17879-musicbanter-hall-shame.html
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21:28:13 <nslater> weird, its been replaced by a fansite
21:28:30 <sbp> nslater: https://bugs.launchpad.net/lxml/+bug/315511
21:28:34 <sbp> still not being dealt with
21:29:04 <nslater> things take time. welcome to opan saurce.
21:29:21 <nslater> you could always ask for your money back... heh
21:30:03 <nslater> or email bicking with some e-abuse
21:32:14 <sbp> sure, but it means I've blacklisted it on my things to use list
21:32:18 <sbp> welcome to opan saurce users
21:32:22 <nslater> all fool you
21:33:47 <nslater> lxml is not only *the* best xml library for python, but they do fix bugs
21:33:57 <nslater> .. ive submitted enough ove the last few years
21:34:05 <nslater> they've all been fixed afaik
21:35:32 <nslater> sbp: left a comment, heh
21:36:00 <nslater> also marked it as affecting me
21:36:04 <nslater> which is a lie of course
21:38:52 <sbp> it affects you because I keep hassling you about it
21:39:28 <sbp> where's your comment?
21:39:34 <nslater> at the bottom
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21:40:42 <sbp> ah, I see it now
21:40:50 <sbp> (cached, maybe?)
21:41:09 <sbp> I... well I'm pleased you said knickers rather than panties
21:41:21 <sbp> which shows just how bad things have gotten, linguistically
21:41:37 <nslater> hehe
21:41:53 <sbp> nslater: your punishment is to read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrononhotonthologos
21:41:58 <sbp> I'm off
21:41:59 <sbp> 'night!
21:44:05 <nslater> night!
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22:34:44 <Monty> it's libby!
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22:45:54 <[bjoern]> But what does Monty have to do with the price of fish?
22:45:54 <Monty> Why do you ask ?
22:46:17 <[bjoern]> Why do you ask ?
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23:41:12 <[bjoern]> .c 2228 * 32 bit
23:41:13 <phenny> 2228 * 32 bit = 8.703125 kilobytes
23:45:50 <[bjoern]> .c 1048 * 32 bit
23:45:51 <phenny> 1048 * 32 bit = 4.09375 kilobytes
