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03:19:09 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's nslater_!
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03:44:04 <[bjoern]> .gc "would like to recall the message"
03:44:05 <phenny> "would like to recall the message": 954
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04:24:13 <Monty> howdy, BigJibby_
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04:33:34 <[bjoern]> .wik Gleichschaltung
04:33:35 <phenny> "Gleichschaltung [ˈglaiçʃaltʊŋ] (help·info), meaning 'coordination', 'making the same', 'bringing into line', is a Nazi term for the process by which the Nazi regime successively established a system of totalitarian control over the individual, and tight [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleichschaltung
04:33:50 <[bjoern]> .leo Gleichschaltung
04:33:51 <phenny> die Gleichschaltung = coordination also: co-ordination, phasing, consolidation of institutional powers
04:33:52 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Gleichschaltung
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04:55:45 <[bjoern]> Monty: stats
04:56:31 <Monty> I have a vocabulary of 7969 words, 9 reminders pending, 11 outstanding welcome messages, seen 4503 different nicks and I was born on Sat Mar 28 20:08:16 GMT 2009
04:56:54 <[bjoern]> Monty, how long before you reachieve sentience?
04:56:57 <Monty> if (swearing == mother) { mothers adores striped Kinopio;}
04:57:17 <[bjoern]> Monty, do you like to think swearing equals mother?
04:57:19 <Monty> 5.3 million on left suddenly
04:57:29 <[bjoern]> Monty, how many on right?
04:57:30 <Monty> Why do you ask ?
04:57:37 <[bjoern]> Monty, curious
04:57:44 <Monty> packrat. there's a sort of york's villages are too helpful.. I enter the sexual one point where they standardised a filesystem mapping
04:58:21 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "Swhack: enter the sexual one point where they standardised a filesystem mapping"
05:35:20 <[bjoern]> .gc "we are fighting for peace" "we are fighting for war"
05:35:22 <phenny> "we are fighting for peace" "we are fighting for war": 0
05:35:24 <[bjoern]> .gcs "we are fighting for peace" "we are fighting for war"
05:35:26 <phenny> "we are fighting for peace" (214), "we are fighting for war" (3)
05:43:22 <[bjoern]> .wik heraldic courtoisie
05:43:25 <phenny> "This page contains a list of open tasks for the Heraldry and Vexillology Wikiproject." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Heraldry_and_vexillology/Tasks
05:46:40 <[bjoern]> .wik Doppeladler
05:46:42 <phenny> "The current name of the Military of Austria is Österreichs Bundesheer ('Federal Army of Austria', official English name Austrian Armed Forces)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Austria
05:51:20 <[bjoern]> .oed Quaterion
05:51:20 <phenny> Quaterion (no ety.)...)
05:51:44 <[bjoern]> .oed quaternion
05:51:45 <phenny> quaternion (ety. ad. late L. quaternio, -iōn-...) * 1. a. A group or set of four persons or things; spec. a set of four poems., * b. A quatrain. rare—1., * 2. Of paper or parchment:
05:51:53 * [bjoern] wonders if it's a typo...
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07:05:58 <[bjoern]> .gs I miss the *
07:05:59 <phenny> I miss the *: innocense (5), '90s (5), most (4), 90's (4), 80's (4), things (3)
07:06:08 <[bjoern]> .gc +innosense
07:06:09 <phenny> +innosense: 14,200
07:06:38 <[bjoern]> phenny, "innooutta"?
07:06:39 <phenny> [bjoern]: Language guessing failed, so try suggesting one!
07:06:56 <[bjoern]> phenny, fi "innooutta"?
07:06:56 <phenny> [bjoern]: "innooutta" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
07:07:09 <[bjoern]> .wik pigtail
07:07:10 <phenny> "A pigtail is a braid of tightly woven hair[1]|, which is typically relatively short and stands away from the head through asymmetric tension of the weave." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigtail
07:07:43 <[bjoern]> phenny, "正在编辫子的女性"?
07:07:43 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Being female pigtail" (zh-CN to en, translate.google.com)
07:27:04 <[bjoern]> .gs I cannot cope with *
07:27:05 <phenny> I cannot cope with *: (4), stress (3), too much (2), other people's fears (2)
07:27:07 <[bjoern]> .gs I cannot tolerate *
07:27:08 <phenny> I cannot tolerate *: them (3), ssri's (3), spicy (3), milk (3), cowerdice (3), anymore (3)
07:27:26 <[bjoern]> .gs she'll be riding *
07:27:27 <phenny> she'll be riding *: six white horses (5), on (4), soon (2), shotgun (2)
07:27:31 <[bjoern]> .gs she'll be riding on *
07:27:32 <phenny> she'll be riding on *: a feeling (12), a broomstick (11), bambi (3), a (3), the back (2)
07:31:15 <[bjoern]> .gs I want you to * my
07:31:16 <phenny> I want you to * my: know (19), meet (7), understand (3), tickle (3), spank (3), send (3)
07:31:25 <[bjoern]> .gs I want you to tickle my *
07:31:26 <phenny> I want you to tickle my *: feet (6), fancy (2)
07:31:32 <[bjoern]> .gs I want you to tickle my fancy *
07:31:32 <phenny> [bjoern]: (2)
07:34:29 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is *
07:34:30 <phenny> [bjoern]: to (14), that (4), to have (2), to be a wife (2)
07:34:33 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is that *
07:34:34 <phenny> [bjoern]: my (3), i (3), all (2)
07:34:35 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is to *
07:34:36 <phenny> [bjoern]: have (4), someday (2), show (2), meet (2), become (2), be a wife (2)
07:34:39 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is that my *
07:34:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: children (2)
07:34:41 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is that i *
07:34:42 <phenny> [bjoern]: could (2)
07:34:46 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is that i could *
07:34:47 <phenny> [bjoern]: sleep, paint)
07:35:04 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is to someday *
07:35:04 <phenny> [bjoern]: visit, meet)
07:35:08 <[bjoern]> .gs my biggest wish in life is to become *
07:35:08 <phenny> [bjoern]: a fellow geek-oriented blogger, a)
07:35:34 <[bjoern]> .g my biggest wish in life is to become a fellow geek-oriented blogger
07:35:35 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://scobleizer.com/2008/09/26/the-scoble-top-tech-bloggerfriendfeedsocial-media-list/
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07:42:12 <[bjoern]> .gs she just wants to *
07:42:14 <phenny> she just wants to *: dance (8), twist (3), marry (3), vent (2), suckle (2), spout (2)
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08:11:01 <Monty> hi d3llboy
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08:34:10 <[bjoern]> \\\Monty\\\
08:34:15 <Monty> RandWord speaketh: whooping automagic applet consumes XFM-like saline getaway-car!
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09:18:43 <Monty> yo chris2!
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10:03:46 <_ulises> yo
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10:34:24 <sbp> yo
10:34:24 <phenny> sbp: 28 Mar 21:54Z <Morbus> tell sbp hrmmm. eh.
10:34:30 <_ulises> yo sbp
10:39:48 <sbp> quite ambivalent from Morbus
10:40:18 <_ulises> yet to the point
10:40:34 <sbp> heh
10:42:18 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] that my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/"; works
10:42:18 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
10:42:45 <[bjoern]> I suppose \@... would work too
10:42:45 <phenny> [bjoern]: 10:42Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] that my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/"; works
10:43:07 <sbp> [bjoern]: nope!
10:43:12 <sbp> says uninitialised value
10:43:49 <sbp> still can't get the err statement to work. I get this:
10:43:50 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl say p6grep.pl
10:43:50 <sbp> Statement not terminated properly at line 6, near "err die \"C"
10:43:54 <sbp> using this code:
10:44:03 <sbp> my $f = open @*ARGS[1] err die "Can't open {@*ARGS[1]}: $!\n";
10:44:09 <sbp> perhaps I need to {$!} too?
10:44:09 <[bjoern]> err die?
10:44:29 <sbp> [bjoern]: yeah, cf.:
10:44:30 <sbp> my $fh = open @*ARGS[0] err die "Couldn't open \"@*ARGS[0]\": $!\n";
10:44:35 <sbp> - http://svn.perl.org/perl6/pugs/trunk/examples/irclog2html.pl
10:44:52 <[bjoern]> it should be or surely
10:45:19 <sbp> hmm, yes, that works
10:45:27 <sbp> my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/";
10:45:27 <sbp> my $f = open @*ARGS[1] or die "Can't open {@*ARGS[1]}: $!\n";
10:45:44 <sbp> so the whole thing now is:
10:45:45 <sbp> [[[
10:45:45 <sbp> use v6;
10:45:46 <sbp> @*ARGS or die "Usage: $*PROGRAM_NAME pattern filename\n";
10:45:46 <sbp> my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/";
10:45:46 <sbp> my $f = open @*ARGS[1] or die "Can't open {@*ARGS[1]}: $!\n";
10:45:48 <sbp> for =$f -> $line {
10:45:50 <sbp> if $line ~~ $regex {
10:45:52 <sbp> say $line;
10:45:54 <sbp> }
10:45:56 <sbp> }
10:45:58 <sbp> ]]]
10:46:06 <sbp> wonder why nobody noticed that in irclog2html.pl...
10:47:01 <sbp> still kinda annoyed that -> { doesn't work
10:47:31 <[bjoern]> asked myself similar questions when trying perl6 code off the web / spec / svn / ... last time...
10:47:37 <sbp> heh, heh
10:47:43 <sbp> does $f need to be closed?
10:47:49 <sbp> or will perl6 autoclose it, I wonder?
10:48:02 <sbp> hmm, irclog2html.pl closes it
10:48:06 * sbp adds a close $f;
10:48:48 <[bjoern]> filehandles are a precious resource, relying on close-on-destruction is wasteful
10:48:49 <sbp> hmm, this is strange:
10:48:50 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl say p6grep.pls
10:48:50 <sbp> Unable to open filehandle from path 'p6grep.pls'
10:48:50 <sbp> current instr.: 'open' pc 3926 (src/classes/Positional.pir:100)
10:49:00 <sbp> doesn't use my error message
10:49:47 <[bjoern]> perhaps open these days throws an exception?
10:50:01 <sbp> dunno. who can tell? :-)
10:50:19 <[bjoern]> open "fail"; say "no, it does not"
10:50:30 <sbp> .title http://dev.perl.org/perl6/rfc/14.html
10:50:31 <phenny> sbp: Modify open() to support FileObjects and Extensibility - perl6
10:51:01 <sbp> $ ./perl6 opentest.pl
10:51:01 <sbp> Unable to open filehandle from path 'fail'
10:51:01 <sbp> current instr.: 'open' pc 742738 ((unknown file):-1)
10:51:05 <sbp> "no, it does not" didn't print
10:51:13 <sbp> okay, so I can take out the error message
10:51:21 <[bjoern]> sounds exceptiony to me
10:51:35 <sbp> [[[
10:51:36 <sbp> use v6;
10:51:36 <sbp> @*ARGS or die "Usage: $*PROGRAM_NAME pattern filename\n";
10:51:36 <sbp> my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/";
10:51:36 <sbp> my $f = open @*ARGS[1];
10:51:37 <sbp> for =$f -> $line {
10:51:39 <sbp> if $line ~~ $regex {
10:51:41 <sbp> say $line;
10:51:43 <sbp> }
10:51:45 <sbp> }
10:51:47 <sbp> close $f;
10:51:49 <sbp> ]]]
10:52:09 <sbp> also, I'm surprised about "say $line"
10:52:15 <sbp> does -> $line auto chomp?
10:53:11 <[bjoern]> looks like http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/docs/Perl6/Spec/S32-setting-library/IO.pod is the open spec
10:53:26 <sbp> chuckle:
10:53:27 <sbp> [[[
10:53:28 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl
10:53:28 <sbp> Usage: p6grep.pl pattern filename
10:53:28 <sbp> current instr.: 'die' pc 15621 (src/builtins/control.pir:204)
10:53:28 <sbp> called from Sub '_block14' pc 126 (EVAL_18:60)
10:53:29 <sbp> called from Sub '!UNIT_START' pc 17383 (src/builtins/guts.pir:358)
10:53:31 <sbp> called from Sub 'parrot;PCT;HLLCompiler;eval' pc 950 (src/PCT/HLLCompiler.pir:527)
10:53:33 <sbp> called from Sub 'parrot;PCT;HLLCompiler;evalfiles' pc 1275 (src/PCT/HLLCompiler.pir:688)
10:53:37 <sbp> called from Sub 'parrot;PCT;HLLCompiler;command_line' pc 1470 (src/PCT/HLLCompiler.pir:789)
10:53:39 <sbp> called from Sub 'parrot;Perl6;Compiler;main' pc 21813 (perl6.pir:164)
10:53:41 <sbp> ]]]
10:53:55 <sbp> what would be the pretty way to display a usage message?
10:54:59 <_ulises> die "foo bar" ?
10:55:09 <sbp> ah: Bool :$chomp = True,
10:55:14 <sbp> so it's something you pass to open. interesting
10:55:15 <[bjoern]> say "Usage: ..." exit; ?
10:55:27 <sbp> oh, you don't have to do "and exit"?
10:55:56 <sbp> yeah, and is required
10:55:56 * [bjoern] not following
10:56:03 <sbp> <[bjoern]> say "Usage: ..." exit; ?
10:56:11 <sbp> say "Usage: ..." and exit;, rather
10:56:36 <[bjoern]> well say "..." ;;;;;;;; exit;
10:56:46 <sbp> no, that won't work
10:56:51 <sbp> because that'll exit in any case
10:57:23 <[bjoern]> Well I was thinking if (showUsage) { ... }
10:57:34 <sbp> ah, right
10:57:40 <sbp> nah, just using a crappy or
10:57:46 <sbp> which I picked up from that irc script too
10:57:54 <sbp> probably shouldn't use that as a style guide...
10:57:58 <sbp> here's what I've got:
10:57:59 <sbp> [[[
10:57:59 <sbp> use v6;
10:57:59 <sbp> @*ARGS or say "Usage: $*PROGRAM_NAME pattern filename" and exit;
10:57:59 <sbp> my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/";
10:57:59 <sbp> my $f = open @*ARGS[1];
10:58:01 <sbp> for =$f -> $line {
10:58:03 <sbp> if $line ~~ $regex {
10:58:05 <sbp> say $line;
10:58:09 <sbp> }
10:58:11 <sbp> }
10:58:13 <sbp> close $f;
10:58:15 <sbp> ]]]
10:58:36 <_ulises> ugh
10:58:40 * sbp wonders if he can leave the braces out for the for and if
10:58:45 * [bjoern] wonders if --- say $line if $line ~~ $regex --- works.
10:59:06 <[bjoern]> no you can't
10:59:14 <sbp> no
10:59:39 <[bjoern]> We work well together.
10:59:53 <sbp> yay:
10:59:53 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl say p6grep.pl
10:59:53 <sbp> @*ARGS or say "Usage: $*PROGRAM_NAME pattern filename" and exit;
10:59:53 <sbp> say $line if $line ~~ $regex;
11:04:43 * sbp modifies it to take stdin
11:07:20 <sbp> seems to work:
11:07:20 <sbp> my $f;
11:07:20 <sbp> if @*ARGS[1] {
11:07:20 <sbp> $f = open @*ARGS[1];
11:07:20 <sbp> } else {
11:07:21 <sbp> $f = $*IN;
11:07:23 <sbp> }
11:07:37 <sbp> doesn't work if you do my $f in the nested scopes (obviously, since they're nested scopes)
11:07:45 <sbp> which is actually a bit annoying
11:08:20 <_ulises> could you not do $f = open @*ARGS[1] or $*IN; ?
11:08:21 <[bjoern]> my $f = $*IN; $f = open ... if @*... (of course postfix conditionals don't seem to work yet)
11:08:45 <sbp> hmm. or I was thinking, perhaps @*ARGS[1] and open @*ARGS[1] or $*IN;
11:09:11 <_ulises> I'm not familiar with what happens if you try to open ARGV when it doesn't exists
11:09:15 <_ulises> *exist
11:09:17 <_ulises> but yeah
11:09:48 <sbp> doin' it my way:
11:09:49 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl say p6grep.pl
11:09:49 <sbp> Method 'HOW' not found for invocant of class 'Iterator'
11:09:49 <sbp> current instr.: 'parrot;P6protoobject;ACCEPTS' pc 1300 (runtime/parrot/library/P6object.pir:675)
11:10:46 <_ulises> it all looks like Perl to me :/
11:10:48 <sbp> doin' it [bjoern]'s way works
11:10:49 <sbp> heh
11:11:11 <[bjoern]> as if you had doubts.
11:11:16 <_ulises> heh
11:11:18 <sbp> yeah, not really
11:12:07 <sbp> current:
11:12:08 <sbp> [[[
11:12:08 <sbp> use v6;
11:12:09 <sbp> my $usage = "Usage: $*PROGRAM_NAME pattern filename";
11:12:09 <sbp> @*ARGS or say $usage and exit;
11:12:09 <sbp> my $regex = eval "/{@*ARGS[0]}/";
11:12:11 <sbp> my $f = $*IN;
11:12:13 <sbp> $f = open @*ARGS[1] if @*ARGS[1];
11:12:15 <sbp> for =$f -> $line {
11:12:17 <sbp> say $line if $line ~~ $regex;
11:12:19 <sbp> }
11:12:21 <sbp> close $f;
11:12:23 <sbp> ]]]
11:14:17 <sbp> I'm annoyed that for =$f { ... } doesn't work
11:14:30 <sbp> can't find anything in the docs to say it's been revoked
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11:14:36 <Monty> yo leobard!
11:14:36 <sbp> so I guess it's not implemented yet in rakudo
11:14:51 <[bjoern]> perhaps you are doing it wong.
11:15:45 <sbp> hmm
11:15:46 <sbp> [[[
11:15:47 <sbp> pointy blocks ( -> $foo { ... } )
11:15:56 <sbp> ]]] - Things that Need Work, http://rakudo.org/status
11:15:57 <[bjoern]> http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/examples/nfa2dfa.pl has good comments
11:16:05 <sbp> but this case is where -> $foo *isn't* used...
11:16:26 <sbp> bwahaha, that is good
11:16:38 <sbp> the fun world of perl6
11:20:18 <sbp> sub longest_line(@lines) {
11:20:18 <sbp> @lines.max:{ $^a.codes <=> $^b.codes }.codes;
11:20:18 <sbp> }
11:20:19 <Monty> looks really make one devving an iphone game happens if you;'re short for being a "+01:00" attached to know SQL is "view_all"
11:20:23 <sbp> - what the heck's going on there?
11:20:27 <sbp> - http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/examples/box.pl
11:21:02 <sbp> hmm, I don't like this habit of using # comment documentation at the top
11:21:12 <sbp> can't one put a bit of perldoc at the top, and then refer to it?
11:21:24 <[bjoern]> refer to it?
11:22:58 <sbp> [bjoern]: e.g. print it out
11:23:10 <sbp> hmm, interesting: http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/examples/cashiers.pl
11:23:24 <[bjoern]> no easy way that I know of
11:24:05 <[bjoern]> I think ~ 5.10 also has state
11:24:05 <sbp> of course in python you'd just do gen_cashier.cash_in_store = 0
11:24:22 <sbp> cool. glad to see perl catching up... :-)
11:24:40 <sbp> ugh, more #-documentation
11:25:13 <sbp> also surprised none of these documents use #!/usr/bin/env perl6
11:25:48 <[bjoern]> that's probably because there are several perl6 impls...
11:26:31 <sbp> yeah I know, but it shows how much confidence there is in them working towards a consistent goal...
11:26:39 <sbp> or covering at least a basic consistent core of functionality
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11:28:38 <sbp> # is there an ARGS parser already Getopt::* ?
11:28:44 <sbp> - http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/examples/perldoc.pl
11:34:17 <[bjoern]> smartmatch with given
11:35:37 <[bjoern]> ala given $arg { when --foo=\d+ { ... } when --bar=\d:\s { ... with rightier syntax.
11:36:26 <sbp> ooh, nice
11:36:37 <sbp> also, couldn't we use a ternary for the stdin thing?
11:36:56 <[bjoern]> yeah but I didn't recall the syntax, I think it's using ?? now and then I don't know.
11:37:05 <sbp> my $f = $*ARGS[1] ?? open $*ARGS[1] !! $*IN;
11:37:16 <[bjoern]> ah with !! right
11:37:26 <[bjoern]> I typed up :: but that seemed wong.
11:37:37 <sbp> hmm... oh, @*
11:38:05 <sbp> yeah, that works. cool
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11:42:42 <sbp> “This needs more than a one page explanation I think.”
11:42:49 <sbp> — http://szabgab.com/talks/perl6/awk-in-perl6.html
11:44:38 <[bjoern]> http://szabgab.com/talks/perl6/grep-in-perl6.html is shorter than yours.
11:46:27 <sbp> hmm
11:46:44 <sbp> doesn't slurp read the whole thing in memory?
11:47:05 <[bjoern]> quite possible, but then it might also be lazy...
11:47:39 <[bjoern]> .gc "I couldn't foo"
11:47:41 <phenny> "I couldn't foo": 4
11:47:55 <sbp> so we have a known unknown
11:48:40 <sbp> anyway, I don't think it is shorter
11:48:46 <sbp> because you've still got to "say" the results
11:49:02 <[bjoern]> .gcs [radoku perl] [rakudo perl]
11:49:04 <phenny> rakudo perl (8,660), radoku perl (2)
11:49:26 <[bjoern]> say "F".s.g(//)
11:50:29 <sbp> and the award for Most Stupid Paragraph of the Day goes to:
11:50:30 <sbp> [[[
11:50:31 <sbp> In summary, Perl 6++ is going to be a major cornerstone and leading catalyst of a "Software Renaissance", and as such, Perl 6++ will become the "software launch pad" of the (so-called) "Singularity Age". (By that time, however, Perl 6++ will have evolved into Perl 7++. Perl 6++ will make the development of its eventual inevitable successor very much easier, and it will likewise help strongly accelerate the advance of other existing a
11:50:31 <sbp> nd new languages as well.)
11:50:36 <sbp> ]]] - http://perl.net.au/wiki/Perl_6_Users_FAQ
11:51:05 <sbp> also yeah, I keep spelling it raduko
11:51:12 <sbp> .gc [raduko perl]
11:51:13 <phenny> [raduko perl]: 26
11:51:22 <sbp> heh, didn't need [ and ] there
11:52:07 <[bjoern]> .gcs [rakodu perl] [rakodu perl]
11:52:08 <phenny> rakodu perl (2), rakodu perl (2)
11:52:26 <[bjoern]> that didn't out quite like it was supposed to
11:52:29 <sbp> $ ./perl6 p6grep.pl say p6grep.pl
11:52:29 <sbp> 0
11:52:40 <sbp> using say =$f.slurp.grep($regex);
11:53:02 <[bjoern]> sure about the = there?
11:54:36 <sbp> now it prints out every line
11:54:45 <sbp> using say $f.slurp.grep($regex);, that is
11:55:23 <[bjoern]> depending on $regex, that's not wong...
11:56:57 <_ulises> sbp: currys is the same as dixons right?
11:56:59 <sbp> the $regex is "say"
11:57:04 <sbp> _ulises: yeah, I think so
11:57:09 <sbp> one bought the other some years back
11:57:20 <_ulises> yeah, thought so, their websites are unified
11:57:36 * [bjoern] wonders if http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/examples/japh/madgolfer.pl works
11:57:40 <_ulises> compare http://www.dixons.co.uk/martprd/product/seo/754067 with http://www.currys.co.uk/martprd/product/seo/754067
11:59:09 <sbp> I thought this might work:
11:59:10 <sbp> =$f.grep:{$regex}.say;
11:59:12 <sbp> but it doesn't
12:00:54 <sbp> hmm, nor =$f.grep($regex): {say $_ };
12:02:22 <sbp> nor this: =$f.grep: { $_ ~~ $regex } { say $_ };
12:02:26 <sbp> which is based on this:
12:02:31 <sbp> http://groups.google.com/group/perl.perl6.language/msg/7e377e78393caa2a?pli=1
12:07:01 <sbp> nearly works: grep({ $_ ~~ $regex }, =$f).say;
12:07:08 <sbp> no line breaks between lines though!
12:07:12 <sbp> so it's saying the whole thing together
12:07:54 <[bjoern]> .say to the original?
12:08:06 <sbp> which original?
12:08:13 <[bjoern]> f.s.g().say
12:08:24 <sbp> think I tried that
12:08:36 <[bjoern]> k, thinking.
12:08:57 <sbp> $f.slurp.grep($regex).say;
12:08:59 <sbp> prints out every line
12:09:06 <sbp> (not just those with the regex in 'em)
12:09:34 <sbp> $f.slurp.grep( { $_ ~~ $regex } ).say; does the same
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12:21:55 <sbp> hmm:
12:21:56 <sbp> The value of the conditional expression may be optionally bound to
12:21:56 <sbp> a closure parameter:
12:21:56 <sbp> if testa() -> $a { say $a }
12:21:56 <sbp> elsif testb() -> $b { say $b }
12:21:57 <sbp> else -> $b { say $b }
12:22:06 <sbp> — http://svn.pugscode.org/pugs/docs/Perl6/Spec/S04-control.pod
12:24:44 <xover> Why are we Perl6ing all of a sudden?
12:24:59 <Arnia> kidnap scenario
12:25:09 <[bjoern]> It's because I showed sbp how to download Apple software.
12:25:18 <sbp> and because it's mature now. didn't you hear?
12:25:26 <sbp> they've built a whole wiki from it!
12:25:57 <sbp> if that doesn't have a *wow* factor, what does?
12:25:59 <xover> Oh dear. I'm away for a bit and look what happens.
12:26:06 <sbp> heh, heh
12:27:46 <xover> By the way sbp, about the Cobbe, I assume you've seen the web site?
12:28:54 <sbp> ...oh dear. nope?
12:29:04 <xover> http://shakespearefound.co.uk/
12:29:31 <xover> Not to mention, <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobbe_portrait>.
12:29:51 <sbp> yeah, just reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobbe_portrait
12:29:54 <sbp> it's quite chipper
12:30:41 <[bjoern]> He was seen last week at a gas station in new hampshire, I think.
12:30:50 <sbp> ah, they're using the iTunes video
12:31:50 <sbp> “The main contender for the sitter is Sir Thomas Overbury (1581-1613) who to our mind was not quite as good looking as Shakespeare.” — http://shakespearefound.co.uk/evidence.html
12:33:09 <xover> Wow, in a Wikipedia article that itself notes the evidence is deliberately beeing held back until April 23, they sure do have a whole lot of “facts” about the topic.
12:33:13 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thomas_Overbury_Bodleian_Library.jpg
12:33:14 <[bjoern]> Perhaps Overbury made up shakespeare to publish his works.
12:33:20 <sbp> - shame they don't have a bigger version
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12:36:34 <sbp> “I respect Wells's scholarship enormously, but portraiture is a very different area, and this doesn't add up” — Dr. Tarnya Cooper
12:37:06 <sbp> Prof. Schoenbaum seemed to be reasonably good at portraiture
12:41:12 <xover> Oh, .wik has a high-res (ish) version of it.
12:41:22 <sbp> of the Cobbe?
12:41:26 <sbp> loads of places have that
12:41:35 <xover> I hadn't seen that before.
12:41:35 <sbp> but I'd really like one of the Bodleian copy...
12:42:10 <sbp> hmm, actually the .wik of the Cobbe is bigger than I'd seen before
12:42:41 <xover> Oh man, the .wik image is actually /featured/ even.
12:42:59 <sbp> well just be thankful they're not using it at the top of w:William Shakespeare...
12:43:14 * sbp had to check, though
12:43:17 <[bjoern]> your lines become increasingly perl6ish looking
12:43:29 <Arnia> Perilously perly
12:43:30 <sbp> [bjoern]: { $_ }
12:43:31 <xover> Chekc the talk page, they had a big dustup about it.
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12:43:42 <sbp> xover: what, they were going to add it?!
12:43:48 <xover> Yeah.
12:44:11 <xover> Well, “They”. Some people were wanting to add it, replacing the Chandos even.
12:45:43 <sbp> yeah, so I see. hmm
12:46:27 <sbp> Tom Reedy's reply is interesting
12:46:33 <[bjoern]> should let Randall Munroe reportrait him and use that instead.
12:46:35 <sbp> who is Tom Reedy?
12:46:39 <sbp> isn't he around on SHAKSPER too?
12:46:45 <[bjoern]> .wik Tom Reedy
12:46:47 <xover> yeah
12:46:47 <phenny> "I am helping to copy edit the William Shakespeare article." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tom_Reedy
12:46:48 <sbp> [bjoern]: O-|-<?
12:47:10 <sbp> .gc perliose
12:47:11 <phenny> perliose: 2
12:47:41 <[bjoern]> That would make a great tombstone
12:47:52 <[bjoern]> especially with the ?
12:49:22 <xover> http://www.folger.edu/imgdtl.cfm?imageid=567&cid=3179
12:49:46 <xover> http://www.jamd.com/image/g/51243610
12:50:24 <[bjoern]> the latter is mostly porn in the sidebar
12:50:33 <xover> Yes?
12:51:06 <[bjoern]> The Pussycat Dolls Perform In Hollywood , Victoria's Secret Flagship Store Party , MTV Video Music Awards Latin America 2008 , Tribute To Bambi 2008 Party ...
12:51:10 <sbp> the first is the Janssen, the second an engraving of the same
12:51:15 <sbp> the Bodleian one is different
12:51:59 <xover> http://mtblog.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/Shakesceneimage.jpg
12:52:58 <[bjoern]> I'd rather you post more porn links.
12:53:49 <[bjoern]> checked out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(personification) earlier today
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12:54:14 * Arnia posts Shakespeare porn for [bjoern]
12:54:28 <sbp> people write weird stuff about the Chandos
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12:58:02 <[bjoern]> .gc chickenstein
12:58:03 <phenny> chickenstein: 751
13:00:00 <[bjoern]> .gcs schütteldasbier schütteldenbär
13:00:01 <phenny> schütteldasbier (1), schütteldenbär (0)
13:00:08 <[bjoern]> .g schütteldasbier
13:00:08 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.juraclimber.ch/viewtopic.php?p=2501
13:00:21 <sbp> oh, -> blah {} is listed under things that *do* work in rakudo...
13:02:22 <[bjoern]> It is incorrect to say God created ugly women so that men rather work.
13:05:49 <Arnia> "It is worth noting that the design depicts nineteen interlocking cogs; due to this odd number, the mechanism could not actually turn outside a Möbius strip."
13:05:51 <[bjoern]> For the forseeable future, it would be sufficient give all people two-character names to uniquely identify them.
13:06:03 <Arnia> — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_pounds_(British_decimal_coin)
13:06:58 <[bjoern]> I wonder how many families there are.
13:07:04 <[bjoern]> for some definition of the word.
13:09:15 <sbp> many
13:09:27 <[bjoern]> "So if we decrease the use of carbon dioxide, are we not taking away plant food from the atmosphere?"
13:12:00 <[bjoern]> .gc ÆHM
13:12:01 <phenny> ÆHM: 21,700
13:13:16 <[bjoern]> .gc bјoern
13:13:16 <phenny> bјoern: 0
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13:15:21 <[bjoern]> .wik odie
13:15:22 <phenny> "Odie is a fictional character in the Jim Davis comic strip Garfield." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odie
13:15:39 <[bjoern]> good references.
13:16:40 <xover> [[[
13:16:40 <xover> [The] Sanders portrait […] also shows a good-looking rock-star Shakespeare — though the Sanders looks less like George in ’67 and more like Dylan on the cover of “New Morning,” a shaggy guy with a wry smile — and has every bit as good a provenance as the new one, and a better direct claim: there’s a slip of paper, securely dated to the period, on the back of the thing that once read, in part, “Shakespere…this likeness taken 1603.”
13:16:40 <xover> ]]] — <http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2009/03/look-here-upon.html>
13:17:44 <xover> Meh, oversized and badly formatted paste; sorry.
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13:18:12 <[bjoern]> Just don't do it again
13:18:13 <xover> kpreid: Cobbe or Sanders?
13:18:19 <[bjoern]> without following up with a cunning remark.
13:18:32 <xover> Would a punning one do?
13:18:43 <[bjoern]> kpreid, say "Neither. Besides, he was a shitface, get used to it"
13:19:12 <xover> Also, since when is Dylan's a look to aspire to?
13:19:13 <[bjoern]> That would have to be decided on a quip by quip basis
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13:25:40 <[bjoern]> .gc "Yoda master"
13:25:41 <phenny> "Yoda master": 4,120
13:29:06 <[bjoern]> I wonder if death is more subtle than life.
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13:37:25 <bsh> Welcome, me.
13:37:48 <bsh> .gc "three letter man"
13:37:48 <phenny> "three letter man": 443
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13:41:10 <bsh> .wik Homo Faber
13:41:10 <phenny> "Homo faber (Latin for 'Man the Smith' or 'Man the Maker'; in reference to the biological name for man, 'Homo sapiens' meaning 'man the wise') is a concept articulated by Hannah Arendt and Max Scheler." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_Faber
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13:50:55 <bsh> Chuck didn't have to cut off Montykin
14:01:59 <bsh> .c 20 miles in km
14:01:59 <phenny> 20 miles = 32.18688 kilometers
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14:15:02 <bsh> .gc Your enthusiasm is loveable! I didn't laugh at you, I laughed with you. Or so I thought.
14:15:03 <phenny> Your enthusiasm is loveable! I didn't laugh at you, I laughed with you. Or so I thought.: 4,810
14:17:17 <bsh> .gc "Brian Slug"
14:17:18 <phenny> "Brian Slug": 22
14:17:29 <bsh> .gs don't stare at my *
14:17:30 <phenny> don't stare at my *: chest (8), tits (6), hair (5), ass (5), pear (4), boobs (4)
14:17:45 <bsh> .gs stare at my *
14:17:46 <phenny> stare at my *: pussy (5), boobs (5), reflection (4), feet (4), breasts (4)
14:20:05 <bsh> .gs my name is *
14:20:06 <phenny> my name is *: earl (55), (10), rip (5), august (4), albert (4), tina (3)
14:20:12 <bsh> .gs my name is not *
14:20:13 <phenny> my name is not *: susan (9), shorty (6), angelica (6), quanqan (4), youngsmarty (3)
14:20:20 <bsh> .gs call me *
14:20:21 <phenny> call me *: ishmael (5), pelski (4), irresponsible (4), torri (3), sirr (3)
14:20:38 <bsh> .gs lutsche meine *
14:20:39 <phenny> lutsche meine *: zehen (21), füße (6), seele (3), absätze, lecke (3)
14:20:45 <bsh> .gs lutsche meinen *
14:20:46 <phenny> lutsche meinen *: schwanz (27), dildo (20), mösenschleim (9), votzensaft (5), lolli (4)
14:21:00 <bsh> shivering is called for.
14:23:54 <bsh> .gs this is serious *
14:23:55 <phenny> this is serious *: (9), thread (5), shit (4), mum (4), hoodie (4), bidness (4)
14:24:22 <bsh> THIS IS SERIOUS THREAD MANG
14:24:28 <bsh> I could prefix that to all my mails.
14:33:05 <sbp> .g "don't stare at my pear"
14:33:06 <phenny> sbp: http://www.zazzle.com/dont_stare_at_my_pear_tshirt-235221319843062410
14:33:50 <bsh> embarassed php coder shirt id guess
14:34:30 <sbp> .gc "don't stare at my training wheels"
14:34:31 <phenny> "don't stare at my training wheels": 0
14:34:50 <bsh> .gc "don't stare at my bike"
14:34:50 <phenny> "don't stare at my bike": 1
14:34:54 <bsh> .g "don't stare at my bike"
14:34:54 <phenny> bsh: http://www.600rr.net/vb/showthread.php?t=131905&page=9
14:35:15 <sbp> .gc duocycle
14:35:15 <phenny> duocycle: 458
14:35:31 <sbp> 15:33 <BinGOs> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa/win 17
14:35:32 <sbp> 15:33 <BinGOs> oops
14:35:48 <bsh> After this week's revelation I often find myself making up pseudoquotes ala <MrT> Go ahead and do man-things!
14:41:21 <bsh> .wik bitch beer
14:41:22 <phenny> "malt beverages to which various fruit juices or other flavorings have been added," - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_beer
14:41:50 <sbp> yeah, the man race quote ought to be a meme staple
14:43:04 <bsh> I have fond memories of Smirnoff Ice. Well more or less fond. I wouldn't call it beer though.
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14:44:31 <bsh> .wik Flavored vodka
14:44:32 <phenny> "A vodka infusion is a flavored liquor created when vodka is flavored by one or more other ingredients." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavored_vodka
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14:44:40 <bsh> hmm vodka infusion ...
14:45:32 <sbp> bitch beer is unsuitable for the man race
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14:46:16 <bsh> There ought to be a "disgrace to the man race" rap
14:46:46 <sbp> probably is, somewhere. did you check youtube?
14:46:54 <bsh> iambalicously similar to insane in the membrane
14:47:10 <sbp> phenny: ask nsh for a “disgrace to the man race” rap, à la Mr. T
14:47:10 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
14:48:21 <bsh> .wik insane in the membrane
14:48:22 <phenny> "'Insane in the Brain' is a hit single by the American hip hop group Cypress Hill." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_in_the_membrane
14:48:48 <bsh> "The mutant outbreak continues to spread throughout the sewers and subway tunnels while the Turtles try to contain the threat. Back at Area 51, Baxter Stockman prepares a new body for cerebral transfer despite warnings from Agent Bishop. When Stockman's body begins to show signs of rejection, he becomes delirious, which leads to a rampage against the person he believes to have caused all his problems, April O'Neil. Note: This episode s
14:48:48 <bsh> e to Censorship Reasons, but is on DVD and on 4KidsTV.com."
14:49:07 <bsh> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode of the same name
14:49:29 <bsh> .gcs "teenage mutant hero turtles" "teenage mutant ninja turtles"
14:49:30 <phenny> "teenage mutant ninja turtles" (625,000), "teenage mutant hero turtles" (13,200)
14:50:31 <bsh> I recall calls for censorships for fear that children might die playing in the sewer
14:50:50 <sbp> surely it's the safest place for them?
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14:52:07 <bsh> .gc "drug pimp"
14:52:08 <phenny> "drug pimp": 159
14:52:22 <sbp> when children are cheddared you can keep them in the pantry for months
14:52:37 <bsh> .leo cheddared
14:52:38 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=cheddared
14:52:43 <sbp> .leo cheddar
14:52:44 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=cheddar
14:52:49 <sbp> oh come on now
14:52:53 <sbp> .wik Cheddaring
14:52:53 <phenny> "Cheddar is the most quintessentially English cheese, and may be the most common type in the world." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddaring
14:53:42 <bsh> weapons of mass cheddarification?
14:54:05 * bsh likes the "Cutting of the curds" subtext
14:55:25 <sbp> shitulent fuckmelons, cap'n bsh!
14:55:33 <sbp> that's the sort of thing I'd say if I were your sidekick
14:55:45 <sbp> so be thankful that I'm not
14:56:07 <bsh> I was reading some swhackish article the other day, mentioning some "obvious" pun, which I totally didn't get after tripleread.
14:56:48 <bsh> I wish I had fuckmelons, I might add, then, but then, you are not, which is good or bad or neither.
14:57:04 <bsh> .gs I want to know *
14:57:05 <phenny> I want to know *: (8), lyrics (7), you (5), why (5), thirupathi (5), what's (4)
14:57:09 <bsh> .gs I want to know why *
14:57:10 <phenny> I want to know why *: (27), " (4), lyrics (3), thanx (2), slaanesh (2), not (2)
14:57:15 <bsh> .gs I want to know what's *
14:57:16 <phenny> I want to know what's *: happening (29), going (16), wrong (9), the (7), happened (4), on (2)
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15:01:33 <_bjoern> Greetings.
15:02:26 <_bjoern> "Sniff that if you'd like to lie down on the floor paralyzed for the next hour!"
15:06:30 <_bjoern> .gs there is a monkey in my *
15:06:31 <phenny> there is a monkey in my *: closet (9), drawers (6), pants (4), bed (3), string (2), shoe (2)
15:06:40 <_bjoern> .gs there is a chimp in my *
15:06:42 <phenny> _bjoern: no results
15:06:47 <_bjoern> .gs there is a orang utan in my *
15:06:48 <phenny> _bjoern: no results
15:07:01 <_bjoern> .gs there is a homo in my *
15:07:02 <phenny> there is a homo in my *: summer (6), closet (2)
15:07:05 <_bjoern> .gs there is a homo sapiens in my *
15:07:06 <phenny> _bjoern: no results
15:07:10 <sbp> yo _bjoern, haven't seen you in ages
15:07:24 <_bjoern> Not much time swhacking anymore.
15:08:46 <sbp> the further north or east you go, the less you Swhack
15:08:53 <sbp> something about the sun and the north magnetic pole of the earth?
15:09:11 <_bjoern> it's affecting fish prices.
15:13:43 <_bjoern> well, gotta go
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15:16:35 <sbp> yo [bjoern]
15:16:48 <[bjoern]> Above the sun, sbp!
15:17:20 <sbp> welcome to the Swhackimpsest
15:17:59 <[bjoern]> I accept your welcominx in the name of the chimp race.
15:18:18 <sbp> .gc "hail to the chimp race"
15:18:19 <phenny> "hail to the chimp race": 2
15:18:25 <sbp> f'eeky
15:18:34 <[bjoern]> .img hail to the chimp race
15:18:34 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/prevpics/HailtotheChimp/HailttChimpC.jpg
15:19:00 <sbp> yeah
15:19:13 <sbp> I like the hippo who's stoned and crashed out next to the googly eyed rock
15:19:19 <[bjoern]> .leo strapse
15:19:21 <phenny> suspenders pl. = die Strapse Pl.
15:19:21 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=strapse
15:20:07 <[bjoern]> the bidging satan cows have something of note too
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15:24:26 <[bjoern]> nsh. shhht. dont speak. youll regret it.
15:25:04 * nsh notes
15:25:04 <phenny> nsh: 14:47Z <sbp> ask nsh for a “disgrace to the man race” rap, à la Mr. T
15:25:46 <[bjoern]> You have eyes to read, mind to grasp, yet you will not learn!
15:27:23 <[bjoern]> .gc meeple
15:27:24 <phenny> meeple: 33,000
15:29:17 <[bjoern]> .gc bordemonic
15:29:18 <phenny> bordemonic: 9
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15:48:00 <[bjoern]> i wonder how long the longest movie credit scroller is
15:54:50 <[bjoern]> .gcs "free penis" "free vagina"
15:54:51 <phenny> "free penis" (36,100), "free vagina" (7,570)
15:54:51 <sbp> Monty Python and the Holy Grail
15:54:56 <sbp> if you include the empty document
15:55:03 <[bjoern]> perhaps you and the holy grail
15:55:09 <sbp> noru
15:55:20 <[bjoern]> noru?
15:56:16 <[bjoern]> perhaps unoru.
15:57:30 <sbp> hmm
15:57:34 <sbp> nuoru
15:57:43 <sbp> I like nuoru
15:57:54 <[bjoern]> attractive scenderlessness
16:00:03 <sbp> nuoru.eu
16:00:15 <[bjoern]> too neurotic
16:01:36 <[bjoern]> .gc neoeroticism
16:01:37 <phenny> neoeroticism: 68
16:01:45 <[bjoern]> .img neoeroticism
16:01:45 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://roguefestival.com/rogue05/images/marcos.jpg
16:03:20 <[bjoern]> hmm http://www.aaart.gr/clientfiles/artists/Large/Chandris%20Pandelis/Chandris%201.jpg
16:08:30 <[bjoern]> .gc whizshniz
16:08:31 <phenny> whizshniz: 0
16:09:02 <nsh> .c $273.44 in GBP
16:09:03 <phenny> nsh: Sorry, no result.
16:09:10 <nsh> .c 273.44 USD in GBP
16:09:11 <phenny> 273.44 U.S. dollars = 191.190043 British pounds
16:09:35 <[bjoern]> .c nsh in usd
16:09:36 <phenny> [bjoern]: Sorry, no result.
16:09:44 <[bjoern]> ftl
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16:30:46 <[bjoern]> .wik Bunsen Honeydews
16:30:48 <phenny> "Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is a Muppet from The Muppet Show, performed by Dave Goelz." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Bunsen_Honeydew
16:31:07 <[bjoern]> " Prof. Dr. Honigtau Bunsenbrenner"
16:31:13 <[bjoern]> .oed bunsen
16:31:13 <phenny> bunsen (no ety.)...)
16:31:17 <[bjoern]> .leo bunsen
16:31:18 <phenny> Bunsen burner (chem.) = der Bunsenbrenner
16:31:19 <phenny> Bunsen cell (tech.) = das Bunsenelement
16:31:20 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=bunsen
16:31:50 <[bjoern]> .gc Fettfleck-Fotometer
16:31:50 <phenny> Fettfleck-Fotometer: 67
16:33:10 <[bjoern]> this should replace the usual eurovision vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
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16:36:43 <[bjoern]> pixelman_pdx: what is thy bidding?
16:36:46 <[bjoern]> .g youtube spacely space sprockets
16:36:46 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.mahalo.com/The_Jetsons
16:36:54 <[bjoern]> .g site:youtube.com spacely space sprockets
16:36:55 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grv5wpwGjQ4
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16:41:04 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUcCZTBjpA
16:41:05 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
16:43:12 <[bjoern]> .gc "brrr hua ich will dir fressen"
16:43:13 <phenny> "brrr hua ich will dir fressen": 0
16:43:15 <[bjoern]> .gc "brr hua ich will dir fressen"
16:43:16 <phenny> "brr hua ich will dir fressen": 0
16:43:20 <[bjoern]> .gc "hua ich will dir fressen"
16:43:21 <phenny> "hua ich will dir fressen": 0
16:43:24 <[bjoern]> .gc "ich will dir fressen"
16:43:25 <phenny> "ich will dir fressen": 612
16:43:36 <[bjoern]> culturefail
16:45:19 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix awesome quotes in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2I09tY_WTw should have watched it past my time perhaps
16:45:19 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
16:46:49 <[bjoern]> Should have a "money back if this does not make your children gay" note
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16:48:12 <[bjoern]> I read terrence hill should become 70 about now
16:48:17 <[bjoern]> .wik terrence hill
16:48:18 <phenny> "Terence Hill (born Mario Girotti 29 March 1939) is an Italian actor." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence_Hill
16:54:14 <sbp> sounds unpossible
16:54:31 <[bjoern]> penis.
16:54:41 <sbp> 17:28 <abc> Nonsense. In that situation, you just make the cows spherical too.
16:55:38 <[bjoern]> It appears I have decided against last minute haskell learning.
16:56:35 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix - you should do more classics too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-4dVD7NEuc
16:56:35 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
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16:58:31 <sbp> yeah, last minute haskell learning would only make the knowledge more mingy
16:59:18 <[bjoern]> I planned on doing it after sleeping, so you immediately see the problem.
17:00:27 <[bjoern]> excuse me while i administer pizz2oven
17:01:47 <[bjoern]> kudos to me for hurting myself only once doing it
17:02:42 <sbp> should tape yourself if you're going to enpainulate a bodypart
17:02:55 <[bjoern]> what makes you think I didn't?
17:02:59 <sbp> some people (mainly AOL users, apparently) will pay to see/hear it
17:03:01 <sbp> ah
17:03:29 <[bjoern]> they are likely to pay more immediately after $important life event
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17:04:58 <[bjoern]> remind me in 12 minutes to not forget the earlier pizz2oven action
17:05:10 <[bjoern]> MONTY ANSWER NOW
17:05:20 <[bjoern]> :(
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17:08:06 <[bjoern]> .gc There'll be a monkey in my pocket when she comes
17:08:07 <phenny> There'll be a monkey in my pocket when she comes: 4,070
17:09:32 <[bjoern]> .gs riding six * horses
17:09:33 <phenny> riding six * horses: white (126), different (7), wire (4), whit (2)
17:13:20 <[bjoern]> .gc "she'll be riding my white horse when she comes"
17:13:22 <phenny> "she'll be riding my white horse when she comes": 0
17:13:32 <[bjoern]> .gc "she'll be riding my red horse when she comes"
17:13:33 <phenny> "she'll be riding my red horse when she comes": 0
17:16:55 <[bjoern]> .gc "God makes women orgasm"
17:16:56 <phenny> "God makes women orgasm": 0
17:19:55 <sbp> [bjoern]: PIZZ THING!
17:20:04 <sbp> [bjoern]: PIZZ THING IS PROBABLES BURNT
17:20:47 <[bjoern]> nope, i intentionally set the monty a few minutes too early
17:21:02 <sbp> whoo
17:21:14 <sbp> because you knew I'd be too slow, eh?
17:21:16 <[bjoern]> lrnfrompastmistakes2.0
17:21:19 <sbp> heh, heh
17:21:46 <nsh> phenny, en fi "irja kertoo nuorten naisten hegemoniasta seksuaalistuneessa yhteiskunnassa,"?
17:21:46 <phenny> nsh: "Irja kertoo Nuorten Naisten hegemoniasta seksuaalistuneessa yhteiskunnassa," (en to fi, translate.google.com)
17:21:54 <nsh> phenny, fi en "irja kertoo nuorten naisten hegemoniasta seksuaalistuneessa yhteiskunnassa,"?
17:21:54 <phenny> nsh: "Irja tells young women seksuaalistuneessa domination in society," (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:22:03 <nsh> phenny, fi en "kirja kertoo nuorten naisten hegemoniasta seksuaalistuneessa yhteiskunnassa,"?
17:22:04 <phenny> nsh: "book tells young women seksuaalistuneessa domination in society," (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:22:28 <nsh> I think it means: the book tells of the hegemony of young women in a sexualised society
17:22:58 <[bjoern]> haspix?
17:23:39 <nsh> http://www.savukeidas.com/ilman
17:24:36 <nsh> phenny, fi en "a muun muassa leikittelee idealla, että naisilla voisi olla pakollinen asepalvelusta vastaava seksipalvelus."?
17:24:37 <phenny> nsh: "a, including playing the idea that women could be a mandatory military service responsible for sexual favor." (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:24:42 <nsh> phenny, fi en "ja muun muassa leikittelee idealla, että naisilla voisi olla pakollinen asepalvelusta vastaava seksipalvelus."?
17:24:43 <phenny> nsh: "and, among other things plays the idea that women could be a mandatory military service responsible for sexual favor." (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:24:53 <sbp> is hegemoniasta a loanword?
17:24:55 <[bjoern]> srry bsy lstnng 2 htlr
17:24:56 <sbp> must be?
17:25:01 * nsh nods
17:25:03 <[bjoern]> yah
17:25:19 <nsh> .wik Joy division
17:25:19 <phenny> "Joy Division were an English rock band formed in 1976 in Salford, Greater Manchester." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_division
17:25:58 <nsh> phenny, fi en "provosointia"?
17:25:59 <phenny> nsh: "provocation" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:26:26 <nsh> phenny, fi en "särkyneen"?
17:26:26 <phenny> nsh: "broken" (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:26:29 <nsh> ah
17:26:58 <[bjoern]> u maybe suffring from umlautoverdose
17:27:27 <sbp> 18:26 <sbp> http://images.greenfroginternet.us/Critters/SphericalCow2.jpg
17:27:27 <sbp> 18:26 <sbp> an actual photograph of spherical cows spotted in the wild
17:27:27 <sbp> 18:26 <sbp> these ones are spherical from an overbuildup of helium in their many stomachs
17:27:27 <sbp> 18:27 <sbp> which explains why they're levitationalising themselves up above the cud
17:28:23 <[bjoern]> thats from .at, i reckcocknizkcke the mountain in the bg
17:29:12 <sbp> sẅeet
17:33:31 <[bjoern]> Will discontinue swhack when there is no more humor on the web? Or humorifible material?
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17:39:47 <nsh> phenny, fi en "sääli sinänsä"?
17:39:48 <phenny> nsh: "a shame in itself," (fi to en, translate.google.com)
17:40:09 <[bjoern]> perhaps you sääli sinänsä.
17:40:16 <nsh> the humour will likely reflexify
17:40:29 <[bjoern]> It's already
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17:43:13 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YhL7GHMeIc
17:43:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
17:44:07 <[bjoern]> God should rerun the 90s.
17:46:36 <[bjoern]> still hungry
17:47:23 <[bjoern]> german has better and more puns than english
17:51:18 <[bjoern]> .gcs [american culture] [actual culture]
17:51:19 <phenny> american culture (109,000,000), actual culture (25,800,000)
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18:37:41 <sbp> [[[
18:37:54 <sbp> "God is the unconditional and avowed ally of the German people" - Kaiser Wilhelm
18:37:58 <sbp> ]]] - The Times online
18:40:33 <sbp> strange letter: http://archive.timesonline.co.uk/tol/viewArticle.arc?articleId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1969-01-06-09-004&pageId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1969-01-06-09
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19:11:42 <clsn> .gc the american planet
19:11:43 <phenny> the american planet: 30,500,000
19:11:50 <clsn> .gc +"the american planet"
19:11:51 <phenny> +"the american planet": 83
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19:14:52 <sbp> yo clsn
19:14:57 <clsn> y0.
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19:47:48 <sbp> store this for me, lazywebz:
19:47:49 <sbp> a { color: #00e }
19:47:49 <sbp> html { font: 95%/1.3em Verdana, sans-serif }
19:47:49 <sbp> body { margin: 2em; max-width: 1600px }
19:47:49 <sbp> h1, h2, h3 { font-weight: normal }
19:47:49 <sbp> h1 { font-size: 1.7em }
19:47:51 <sbp> h2 { font-size: 1.5em }
19:47:53 <sbp> h3 { font-size: 1.3em }
19:47:55 <sbp> p { margin: 0 0 1.3em 0 }
19:47:57 <sbp> kthx
19:58:16 <procto> we refuse
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21:05:39 <Monty> But what does panni__ have to do with the price of fish?
21:06:24 <panni__> silence!
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21:07:27 <Monty> Thank goodness, kpreid is back!
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21:36:48 <jsled> [[[
21:36:49 <jsled> Facebook now has enough users to be the fifth largest nation on earth (recently passing Brazil), and operators of such immense online societies need to define a cyber-government which satisfies their users while operating lawfully within a multitude of jurisdictional boundaries, as well as meeting their legal obligations to the shareholders who own the company.
21:36:55 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.lightbluetouchpaper.org/2009/03/29/commentary-on-facebooks-terms-of-service/
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21:43:28 <Monty> hey danja_
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