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07:30:41 <[bjoern]> excellent, today's first two annoyanced, among very many, already behind me.
07:33:54 <_ulises> congrats
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08:28:18 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp Fun fact: the first sets of slides for the annoying curse (sic) are an introduction to Java. Oh well, leaving for the first curse session in a bit...
08:28:18 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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08:49:25 <[bjoern]> .news porn minister
08:49:26 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/british-minister-promises-to-pay-for-porn/
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09:19:11 <cre8radix> moin:zen
09:19:11 <phenny> cre8radix: 29 Mar 16:41Z <[bjoern]> tell cre8radix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUcCZTBjpA
09:19:13 <phenny> cre8radix: 29 Mar 16:45Z <[bjoern]> tell cre8radix awesome quotes in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2I09tY_WTw should have watched it past my time perhaps
09:19:15 <phenny> cre8radix: 29 Mar 16:56Z <[bjoern]> tell cre8radix - you should do more classics too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-4dVD7NEuc
09:19:16 <phenny> cre8radix: 29 Mar 17:43Z <[bjoern]> tell cre8radix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YhL7GHMeIc
09:20:31 <cre8radix> hrhr
09:20:33 <cre8radix> rofl
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09:27:36 <cre8radix> phenny: tell [bjoern]: nice songs :D
09:27:37 <phenny> cre8radix: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
09:51:22 <[bjoern]> So I'm back. I think I can reclassify this lecture to nuisance.
09:51:23 <phenny> [bjoern]: 09:27Z <cre8radix> tell [bjoern] nice songs :D
09:51:32 <[bjoern]> I don't need all that match another introduction to Java.
09:51:52 <[bjoern]> yo cre8radix
09:52:03 <cre8radix> yoyo
09:54:43 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp apparently other students got the message about the early excercises during the exam for the previous course, and the excercises where identical to the exam.
09:54:43 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
09:58:07 <[bjoern]> remind me in 4.5 hours to !!
09:58:07 <Monty> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Mar 30 15:28:05 BST 2009
09:58:31 <[bjoern]> remind me in 4.75 hours to !!!!!
09:58:32 <Monty> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Mar 30 15:43:29 BST 2009
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10:12:00 <sbp> yo
10:12:00 <phenny> sbp: 08:28Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp Fun fact: the first sets of slides for the annoying curse (sic) are an introduction to Java. Oh well, leaving for the first curse session in a bit...
10:12:03 <phenny> sbp: 09:54Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp apparently other students got the message about the early excercises during the exam for the previous course, and the excercises where identical to the exam.
10:12:09 <[bjoern]> lo p
10:12:12 <sbp> yo!
10:12:25 <sbp> back from the cursession, I see
10:12:55 <sbp> so is the aim going to be to implement Haskell in Java?
10:12:59 <sbp> that would be a fun way to learn a language
10:13:03 <sbp> to have to reimplement it in Java
10:13:30 <[bjoern]> I'm unsure. The second set of slides is titled "Arrays in Java"
10:17:15 <_ulises> yo sbp
10:18:14 <sbp> yo _ulises
10:18:23 <sbp> yeah, see, you need arrays to be able to implement Haskell
10:18:59 <[bjoern]> Why can't you use linked lists?
10:20:14 <sbp> because Java programming practice requires you to use whatever is most inefficient
10:20:45 <[bjoern]> not a bad point
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11:41:09 <[bjoern]> ah new cursecourse sheet available: exercises are: write in java isPrime, nextPrime, digitSum, divisableBy9, gcd using euclidean algorithm, fac and binco, sum, min, matrix addition and multiplication. That's a more reasonable sheet than a haskell exam.
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12:00:46 <Monty> it's JimJibber!
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13:20:09 <[bjoern]> .title http://maraz.be/blog/2008/09/w3c-filtered-as-child-porn-by-finnish-isp/
13:20:11 <phenny> [bjoern]: neural broadcaster » Blog Archive » W3C filtered as child porn by Finnish ISP
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13:29:33 <[bjoern]> If you link to something, that links to something, that links to something, that links to something potentially illegal, there is probably nothing wrong with the police searching your house, a german second instance court confirmed.
13:29:58 <sbp> ha
13:30:23 <sbp> .g child porn site:w3.org
13:30:24 <phenny> sbp: http://www.w3.org/2008/03/05-bpwg-irc
13:30:32 <sbp> there we go, it's the BP WG
13:30:46 <sbp> Mobile Web Best Practices Working Group
13:31:05 <sbp> [[[
13:31:05 <sbp> 09:58:54 [Kai]
13:31:05 <sbp> Phil: I could envision child porn being shown on a mobile but clean content on a desktop...so I see it as important.
13:31:06 <sbp> ]]]
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14:19:34 <[bjoern]> .c 10 * 256 * 4 bit
14:19:35 <phenny> 10 * 256 * (4 bit) = 1.25 kilobytes
14:19:38 <[bjoern]> .c 10 * 256 * 8 bit
14:19:39 <phenny> 10 * 256 * (8 bit) = 2.5 kilobytes
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14:20:08 <[bjoern]> .c ln 16 / ln 2
14:20:09 <phenny> ln(16) / ln(2) = 4
14:28:30 <Monty> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to !!
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14:44:00 <Monty> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to !!!!!
14:44:17 <[bjoern]> allright, I'm going Monty. Thanks!
14:44:21 <Monty> striped lion's share has a fight with crackling fingers!
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15:13:00 <nsh-> .gs irridental *
15:13:00 <phenny> irridental *: uzumaki takusou (2), (2)
15:13:11 <nsh-> .gs irridentist *
15:13:12 <phenny> irridentist *: (6), in (5), anti-racist (3), speech (2), shi'ite cleric (2)
15:15:30 <clsn> .ety irridentist
15:15:31 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "irridentist". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=irridentist
15:15:37 <clsn> .ety irridentism
15:15:37 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "irridentism". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=irridentism
15:15:42 <clsn> oh nemmine.
15:36:41 <nsh-> .ety irrident
15:36:42 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "irrident". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=irrident
15:36:50 <nsh-> anyway, italian: irridenta
15:37:03 <jeanniecool> "annoying teeth", nsh-?
15:37:49 * nsh- smiles
15:38:00 <nsh-> .ety irredentist
15:38:01 <phenny> "1882, member of It. political party which (after 1878) demanded the annexation of neighboring It.-speaking regions (Trieste, S. Tyrol, Nice, Corsica, etc.), from It." - http://etymonline.com/?term=irredentist
15:38:34 * jeanniecool is really really really good at "translations", NSH. :-D
15:38:44 <nsh-> so it would appear
15:38:54 <nsh-> (sorry, my bad spelling, clsn)
15:39:06 <clsn> Ah. OK.
15:39:10 <clsn> urfault.
15:45:06 <clsn> .title http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2348477.ece
15:45:06 <phenny> clsn: Man, 25, dies after using Wii Fit machine | The Sun |News
15:45:17 <clsn> Sudden ADULT death syndrome? WTF??
15:45:25 <clsn> .gc "sudden adult death syndrome"
15:45:25 <phenny> "sudden adult death syndrome": 1,860
15:45:50 <nsh-> .seen arnia
15:45:51 <phenny> nsh-: I last saw arnia at 2009-03-30 10:51:08 UTC on #cmi-dev
15:46:04 <nsh-> http://books.google.com/books?id=i5PqtsS3p6YC&pg=PA29&lpg=PA29&dq=%22harmonic+functors%22&source=bl&ots=8_DN3Qt29i&sig=odnTesUjK1-UXabwf_og2FsRGaw&hl=en&ei=k-jQSd6MOqaUjAfkpvTcCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=3&ct=result#PPA28,M1
15:47:05 <clsn> (though it's been noted how strange it sounds for a doctor to record whether or not a patient has a history of sudden death... It actually makes sense, though: it means medical history in the family)
15:47:57 <nsh-> heh
16:02:15 <procto> hey at least it wasn't spontaneous combustion
16:02:30 <procto> on the other hand it isn't that silly
16:02:39 <procto> a syndrome reers to symptoms only
16:02:52 <procto> so I cuess there is only one symptom in that syndrome
16:03:18 <procto> dead, no other expalanation, adult, suddenly
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16:16:07 <clsn> IOW, it basically means "Fuck if we know why he died."
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17:08:23 <[bjoern]> Analysis of female amount and mass of clothing tells me spring is nearing.
17:09:21 <jessica> I am always amused at the amount of male CPU cycles, so to speak, that are devoted to analysing the total amount of boobies visible in the vicinity.
17:09:23 <clsn> I always think that requires further study. No matter how much evidence I have.
17:09:24 <Monty> well does nginx have width in egypt, one as their second
17:10:06 <jsled> I usually tell by the blinding flashes of new england flesh.
17:10:29 <clsn> jessica: Pshaw. Men are usually very frugal with their attention. Except when actively courting, men rarely dedicate more than 97% of their mental capacities to sex. That leaves a rich 3% to deal with the less important issues of life.
17:10:46 <[bjoern]> I thought men don't spend cycles on that, but rather have dedicated hardware.
17:11:19 <jessica> jsled: truly a horrifying concept.
17:11:35 <jessica> It was actually a bit shocking to me when I moved from a more rural area to an urban area.
17:11:50 <jessica> When I went back and visited, I kept on wincing. "No! No! I don't want to see ... oh, god, NO!"
17:12:11 <jessica> our standards keep on increasing, I suppose, until we notice that the more they increase, the less we get laid, and then start heading downhill.
17:14:15 <jsled> We're in a college town, so it's sometimes nice. But still bright.
17:22:15 <[bjoern]> .wik 1st level cache
17:22:17 <phenny> "A CPU cache is a cache used by the central processing unit of a computer to reduce the average time to access memory." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CPU_cache
17:31:03 <[bjoern]> How many ways are there to partition a set with 16 elements into five subsets containing 1, 1, 4, 3, 7 elements?
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17:34:35 <[bjoern]> .g rt cpan bnok bigint
17:34:36 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/Math::BigInt::Constant
17:34:49 <[bjoern]> .g site:rt.cpan.org bnok bigint
17:34:50 <phenny> [bjoern]: No results found for 'site:rt.cpan.org bnok bigint'.
17:35:19 <[bjoern]> unfixed http://rt.cpan.org/Public/Bug/Display.html?id=41110 ...
17:39:29 <[bjoern]> .c 16!/(1!*(16-1)!) * 15!/(1!*(15-1)!) * 14!/(4!*(16-4)!) * 10!/(3!*(10-3)!) * 7!/(7!*(7-7)!)
17:39:30 <phenny> (((((((((16 !) / ((1 !) * ((16 - 1) !))) * (15 !)) / ((1 !) * ((15 - 1) !))) * (14 !)) / ((4 !) * ((16 - 4) !))) * (10 !)) / ((3 !) * ((10 - 3) !))) * (7 !)) / ((7 !) * ((7 - 7) !)) = 218 400
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17:49:59 <Monty> hi cre8radix
17:52:56 <nsh-> .c population of japan
17:52:57 <phenny> nsh-: Sorry, no result.
17:53:05 * nsh- frowns
17:53:22 <nsh-> 127 million
17:53:33 <nsh-> what the fuck
17:53:46 <[bjoern]> .g x86 shr specification
17:53:47 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.zdnet.com.au/reviews/hardware/storage/soa/Xeon-is-believing-4-servers-tested/0,139023427,139116117-5,00.htm
17:54:04 <nsh-> search for "population of japan" on google, and it shows you three results before deciding you might have meant "population of india"
17:54:12 <nsh-> wtf google...
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17:57:28 <[bjoern]> so on x86 a << b == a << (b & 0x1f) I take it
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19:09:13 <[bjoern]> .u middle
19:09:13 <phenny> U+00B7 MIDDLE DOT (·)
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19:16:08 <Monty> it's d3llboy!
19:16:09 <Monty> hey CaptSolo
19:18:20 <melbel> Monty, you're a greetwhore
19:18:20 <Monty> What makes you think I am a greetwhore ?
19:18:28 <melbel> you just are~
19:21:41 <sbp> yeah Monty. you shitting GREETWHORE
19:21:41 <Monty> screw you
19:21:45 <sbp> nu
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19:37:13 <jsled> .c 14 degrees plato in brix
19:37:13 <phenny> jsled: Sorry, no result.
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19:50:56 <sbp> jsled: heh, what?
19:57:24 <jsled> just wondering if phennyGoogleCalc could do plato/brix conversions.
19:58:03 <sbp> .wik plato brix
19:58:05 <phenny> "Degrees Brix (symbol °Bx) is a measurement of the dissolved sugar-to-water mass ratio of a liquid." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brix
19:58:11 <[bjoern]> 14 degrees is too cold for google to operate.
19:58:12 <sbp> sweet
19:58:12 <jsled> turns out they're basically equivalant anyways. I really wanted gravity / brix.
19:58:27 <[bjoern]> Also, google is hungry.
20:01:47 <[bjoern]> .gc "You violated my patentina!" "You violated my patenis!" "Let's make love!"
20:01:48 <phenny> "You violated my patentina!" "You violated my patenis!" "Let's make love!": 0
20:03:30 <cre8radix> .
20:03:46 <sbp> .w patenis
20:03:47 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for patenis.
20:03:51 <sbp> .w patentina
20:03:52 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for patentina.
20:03:58 <sbp> .oed patenis
20:03:59 <phenny> patenis (no ety.)...)
20:04:01 <sbp> .oed patentina
20:04:02 <phenny> patentina (no ety.)...)
20:04:07 <sbp> E_NOSUCHWORDS
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20:04:14 <[bjoern]> cf tomtom vs microsoft vs tomtom
20:04:33 <[bjoern]> or any other patentsuitecountersuit
20:07:45 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix great pix on http://www.abendblatt.de/daten/2005/03/14/409795.html
20:07:45 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
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20:29:16 <MoiraA> hello
20:33:48 <[bjoern]> .c one million times 813 MB
20:33:49 <phenny> one million times 813 megabytes = 775.337219 terabytes
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21:18:48 <nsh-> eiyo
21:19:08 <nsh-> "n nshow details 5:18 AM (-479 minutes ago)nReply
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21:19:19 <nsh-> anyone else getting fucked up gmail times?
21:24:13 <bancus> Mine's fine.
21:26:42 <nsh-> maybe my clock or british summer time
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22:22:17 <deltab> The Wire debuts on BBC 2 now
22:25:15 <Arnia> .wik 5000 calories per day in joules per year
22:25:18 <phenny> "What are acid/base indicators?" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Science/2007_January_25
22:25:20 <Arnia> uh
22:25:23 <Arnia> .c 5000 calories per day in joules per year
22:25:24 <phenny> 5000 (calories per day) = 7 640 866.8 joules per year
22:28:19 <clsn> .c 1 calorie in joules
22:28:20 <phenny> 1 calorie = 4.18400 joules
22:28:43 <clsn> .c 1 kilowatt hour in joules
22:28:44 <phenny> 1 kilowatt hour = 3 600 000 joules
22:29:02 <clsn> I kinda knew that.
22:33:21 <Arnia> Watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QA2rkpBSY&feature=related
22:37:56 * deltab sees “The Most IMPORTANT Video You'll Ever See” followed by “Underwear craze sweeps Japan”
22:41:00 <nsh-> .c 5000 calories per day in watts
22:41:01 <phenny> 5000 (calories per day) = 0.24212963 watts
22:41:12 <nsh-> fuck, peoples is efficients
22:41:34 <deltab> which kind of calorie?
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22:41:56 <nsh-> .gs average man requires * calories per day
22:41:57 <phenny> nsh-: about 2000-2500 (3), 2500 (2)
22:42:07 <nsh-> oOo
22:42:13 <nsh-> .gs average woman requires * calories per day
22:42:14 <phenny> nsh-: 2000, 1940, 1900, 1400 to 1800)
22:42:29 <nsh-> 1940 calories? victory soup and humble pie
22:42:35 <nsh-> fuck yeah
22:42:35 <Monty> potty mouth!
22:42:51 <Arnia> .c 2500 calories per day in watts
22:42:52 <phenny> 2500 (calories per day) = 0.121064815 watts
22:42:57 <nsh-> i think i started watching this mostimportantvideo at some point
22:43:07 <nsh-> but got borestracted
22:43:31 <Arnia> I find it interesting
22:43:43 <Arnia> Hyperbolotastic title, but interesting content
22:43:58 <nsh-> .gc hyperbombastic
22:43:59 <phenny> hyperbombastic: 39
22:44:14 <nsh-> .gc hyperbolibombastic
22:44:15 <phenny> hyperbolibombastic: 0
22:44:19 <nsh-> .ety bombastic
22:44:20 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "bombastic". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=bombastic
22:44:23 <nsh-> meh
22:44:36 <bancus> .c 2500 kilocalories in watts
22:44:37 <phenny> bancus: Sorry, no result.
22:44:42 <bancus> .c 2500 kilocalories per day in watts
22:44:43 <phenny> 2500 (kilocalories per day) = 121.064815 watts
22:44:58 <nsh-> seems more reasonable
22:44:58 <bancus> What Americans call "calories" are actually kilocalories.
22:45:04 <nsh-> yeah, bastards
22:45:11 <bancus> Yeah.
22:45:17 <bancus> You're American, too, right?
22:45:49 <nsh-> no, but there's still a chance
22:46:34 <nsh-> i may buy delaware when the union goes into liquidation
22:48:20 <jsled> [[[
22:48:23 <jsled> WHEN USING THE HITCH HANGER, IT IS BEST TO USE A THREADLOCKER ADHESIVE, PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR BALLS.
22:48:29 <jsled> ]]] —
22:48:30 <jsled> .title http://www.truck-nuts.com/END_USER.html
22:48:31 <phenny> jsled: NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC
22:48:41 <jsled> BE NOTIFIED< PUBLIC.
22:48:54 * clsn drew symbols for minor planets for Marin today. Yay.
22:48:56 <nsh-> MAKING A NOTE SO THAT I AM RENOTIFIED AT A LATER JUNCTURE
22:49:01 <nsh-> Marin?
22:49:06 <clsn> So you can't talk about Saturn yet, but you can talk about Ceres.
22:49:11 <clsn> My wide-coverage Unicode font.
22:49:27 <nsh-> hrm
22:49:38 <nsh-> why have symbols for planets instead of names?
22:50:02 <nsh-> where does it stop, will there be a symbol for the feeling of regret after eating someone else's sandwich?
22:50:29 <nsh-> (trick question: other people's sandwiches are awesome)
22:50:32 <clsn> We already have symbols for the planets, we've had 'em for centuries.
22:50:46 <clsn> (Don't the Chinese have a symbol for that feeling of regret?)
22:51:05 <nsh-> if by "we" you mean the elders with their secret kabbalistic ritual protocols and such, then sure
22:51:05 <Monty> Nice to something clean up next...
22:51:15 <nsh-> i've never seen a symbol for saturn though
22:51:26 <nsh-> well, i probably have in some illustration of some old thing and not known what it was
22:51:32 <nsh-> *you elders
22:51:36 <clsn> We've had ☿♀♁♂♃♄♅♆♇ in printing and writing for quite a while.
22:51:49 <clsn> (not ALL of them, mind you; ♇ at least is obviously recent)
22:51:58 <nsh-> yeah, kinda sucks too
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22:52:03 <clsn> But mercury through saturn are old.
22:52:08 * nsh- nods
22:52:25 <clsn> I saw a different one on WP yesterday, under astrological symbols.
22:52:31 <clsn> a different one for Pluto that is.
22:52:35 <nsh-> hmm
22:52:46 <nsh-> i wonder what the consensus is among astrologers
22:52:50 <nsh-> follow pluto's demotion
22:53:06 <nsh-> was is a schismogenetic event
22:53:09 <nsh-> *was it
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22:53:29 <nsh-> man, imagine a real gory schism in the astrologosphere
22:53:32 <clsn> Well, how'd they handle its promotion in the first place... and the promotion and then demotion of 1 Ceres, 2 Pallas, 3 Juno, and 4 Vesta?
22:53:37 <clsn> and so forth...
22:53:41 <nsh-> drive-by tearings of birthcharts and everything
22:53:52 <nsh-> these are all good counterquestions
22:54:02 <clsn> (is astronomy : astrology :: economy : ecology ?)
22:54:12 <nsh-> woah
22:54:14 <clsn> There's articles about such things on WP and other places.
22:54:38 <nsh-> there's whole onions of irony in that ratiocination there
22:54:48 <[bjoern]> Don't listen to the man on the candy stick.
22:54:52 <clsn> Apparently some Western astrologers DID/DO adopt Pluto and even Ceres and Pallas and the others.
22:55:13 <clsn> Though I've heard less regarding Sedna and Makemake and the rest of the trans-Neptunian gang.
22:55:17 <nsh-> but, i mean, theoretically it must present some issues anyway
22:55:36 <nsh-> where the line is drawn between relevant and not
22:55:43 <[bjoern]> why, if people wouldn't notice, what difference does it make?
22:55:53 <nsh-> probably some approximational huh-hah
22:55:58 <[bjoern]> I see.
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22:56:16 <nsh-> hi Naicamine
22:56:26 <[bjoern]> NAICAMINE, WHAT IS THY BIDDING?
22:56:31 <nsh-> what'll be your swhacking today?
22:56:35 <[bjoern]> Want to see nude pix of us?
22:56:48 <Naicamine> nah lol
22:56:58 <nsh-> how about a nice game of chess?
22:57:13 <[bjoern]> If it's about phenny, no, you can't fuck her in her ass and mouth simultaneously.
22:57:42 <nsh-> except during certain planetary allignments
22:58:02 <[bjoern]> We were supposed to keep that a secret.
22:58:13 <[bjoern]> But you are right, what the fuck.
22:58:21 <nsh-> well, the eschaton is thoroughly immanentized, so why bother...
22:58:45 <[bjoern]> I think the new faq doesn't even forbid that on swhack.
22:59:00 <clsn> Oooh, lessee: http://www.suberic.net/~dmm/graphics/astro/tno.html
22:59:10 <[bjoern]> I need a word for "beauties" that begins with "n".
22:59:19 <nsh-> nymphs
22:59:27 <[bjoern]> Excellent
22:59:33 <nsh-> cool, clsn
22:59:34 <[bjoern]> Sadly I forgot what for I needed it.
22:59:40 <clsn> Most of those kinda suck. OK, not all of them.
22:59:48 <nsh-> all better than pluto though
22:59:53 <[bjoern]> http://www.suberic.net/~dmm/graphics/astro/img/big/Varuna.png is depressing
22:59:55 <nsh-> i like sedna
22:59:58 <nsh-> it's doing its thing..
23:00:17 <[bjoern]> Well no, it's not, that's why it's depressing
23:00:24 <nsh-> aye, true
23:01:33 <clsn> http://www.zanestein.com/Trans-pluto.htm
23:01:37 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, you don't say much, do you?
23:01:42 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, you a chick? pix?
23:01:56 <[bjoern]> .oed transvestite
23:01:56 <phenny> transvestite (ety. ad. G. transvestit, f. L. tra...) * A. n. A person with an abnormal desire to wear the clothes of the opposite sex., * B. a. Of or pertaining to transvestism or transvestites; of a person: who wears the clothes of the opposite sex.
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23:02:20 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, you made kpreid quit, I unsure whether to complain, or congrat.
23:02:38 <[bjoern]> I like pages titled WHAT'S ON THIS PAGE?
23:03:03 *** kpreid (n=kpreid@216-171-189-59.northland.net) has joined #swhack
23:03:03 <Monty> But what does kpreid have to do with the price of fish?
23:03:08 <Naicamine> o sorry
23:03:12 <Naicamine> lotsa windows
23:03:19 <Naicamine> and at work
23:03:22 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, hai
23:03:22 <Naicamine> ;)
23:03:29 <Naicamine> hows it goin/
23:03:30 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, what you on about?
23:03:44 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, if there were anything going, I'd let you know
23:03:45 <Naicamine> curious mostly\
23:04:14 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, what made you kuurios?
23:04:27 <Naicamine> been in here a few times and wondered what the channel is for
23:04:43 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, do you think wet masturbation helps defend against The Beast?
23:05:19 <Naicamine> sure dude, what ever gets you off ;)
23:05:25 <Naicamine> idk man
23:05:44 <[bjoern]> idk to you too
23:05:51 <Naicamine> ha
23:06:05 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, so how are you "swhacklings"?
23:06:25 <Naicamine> sorry/
23:06:28 <Naicamine> ?
23:06:31 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, are you protected from "the ritual"?
23:07:01 <Naicamine> the ritual/
23:07:15 <[bjoern]> Is / your fav char?
23:07:18 <clsn> This channel exists to compensate for its lack.
23:07:35 <[bjoern]> at least that is what we want people to think.
23:08:15 <[bjoern]> .gc "daugther of a bitch"
23:08:16 <phenny> "daugther of a bitch": 2
23:08:49 <Naicamine> nah shift sticks lol
23:09:11 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, Satan - blonde, red-haired, or other?
23:09:43 <Naicamine> brown?
23:09:54 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, can you be truly evil without a dick?
23:10:08 <[bjoern]> note: y/n q
23:10:22 <Naicamine> n
23:10:49 <[bjoern]> that's a weird and unexpected reponse.
23:10:55 <[bjoern]> you may just fit in here
23:11:38 <Naicamine> lol
23:11:50 <Naicamine> well i try
23:11:57 <nsh-> you only have to be evil enough to cut off some dude's dick to bootstrap the process though
23:12:04 <nsh-> and that's hardly evil at all
23:12:11 <[bjoern]> that's unacceptable behavior on swhack
23:12:40 <clsn> Yeah, I thought I was the swhack good-cop. I do the non-evil around here.
23:12:42 <nsh-> swhack: not a place for trying and tryers
23:12:56 <nsh-> aye
23:13:06 <Naicamine> oic
23:13:16 <Naicamine> well then i wont try, ill just will
23:13:22 <clsn> Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
23:13:35 <Naicamine> yes
23:13:37 <clsn> I would have tweaked that into something clever, but you can't improve on classic cheese.
23:13:43 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, you have to understand clsn is swhack pet of the month, don't listen to what he does not say.
23:13:51 <nsh-> only time can improve on classic cheese
23:14:01 <clsn> Hey, you guys voted my picture to the top fair and square.
23:14:06 <[bjoern]> true, or false, or neither, or both.
23:14:24 <[bjoern]> "either" way, $profound_statement.
23:14:59 <Naicamine> clever ;)
23:15:43 <[bjoern]> Actually, this is just Yeltsin speaking, don't mind him, or do, for score.
23:15:49 <clsn> nsh-: here's the other Pluto symbol I saw on WP: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pluto's_astrological_symbol.svg
23:16:10 <clsn> (yay for SVG. SVG rocks.)
23:16:24 <[bjoern]> perhaps clsn cocks.
23:16:39 <clsn> A gentleman never tells.
23:16:42 <[bjoern]> THE SANDS ARE GOT A LUPE, THE SAND WILL CALL US
23:16:55 <[bjoern]> except gently.
23:17:31 <procto> Naicamine: you use dvorak?
23:17:50 <[bjoern]> Naicamine, or fiwepq?
23:19:05 <clsn> Whoa. en.wikipedia.org is down. or something.
23:19:21 <[bjoern]> .title http://en.wikipedia.org
23:19:22 <phenny> Can't connect to http://en.wikipedia.org
23:19:51 <clsn> Very sad.
23:20:08 <Naicamine> qwerty sorry
23:20:55 <clsn> nsh-: Marin is at http://web.meson.org/downloads/Marin.zip
23:21:02 <Naicamine> installing softwaer
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23:21:16 <Naicamine> so if takes me a min, thats whats up
23:21:49 <clsn> Sigh. I guess not to be confused with http://new.myfonts.com/fonts/urw/marin/
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23:41:47 <deltab> heh, different kind of drum machine on BBC2
23:42:30 <[bjoern]> u2much-gb-tv
23:42:46 <deltab> in a song that uses the word 'squibnocket'
23:42:49 <deltab> sorry
23:43:03 <[bjoern]> izk
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