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00:25:56 *** nsh- changed the topic to: "Swhack: 90% metaphor, since both Leibniz and Newton died childless."
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01:10:54 <aspect> problem: take a list of words L to a regular expression X, then minimise strlen(X)
01:11:11 <aspect> all the words are the same length, if it helps
01:12:28 <aspect> I mention it here because
01:12:32 <aspect> .g "regex minimisation"
01:12:33 <phenny> aspect: No results found for '"regex minimisation"'.
01:12:41 <aspect> .g regex minimisation
01:12:42 <phenny> aspect: https://www.cs.tcd.ie/Martin.Emms/3BA28/regular_expression_handout.pdf
01:12:50 <aspect> .g regex-minimisation
01:12:50 <phenny> aspect: https://www.cs.tcd.ie/Martin.Emms/3BA28/regular_expression_handout.pdf
01:12:55 <aspect> pfft
01:13:11 <aspect> first google result for quoted string is here
01:13:28 <aspect> and now it will be especially
01:13:34 <aspect> HI REGEX MINIMISERS!
01:13:38 <clsn> Yeah, I can't think of a really good way to do it. You can make a FA, optimize that, convert to a regex, but will that necessarily have minimal strlen?
01:14:20 <aspect> I'd say not
01:15:20 <aspect> just guessing, but artifacts of regex string syntax such as () won't neccessarily map to states
01:15:28 <aspect> *number of states
01:18:07 <aspect> I'd be curious even about observations on computational complexity .. I don't need the optimal string, of course, but the problem intrigues me
01:29:45 <Arnia> .g kolmorogov complexity finite state automata
01:29:46 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~lloyd/tildeMML/Structured/TR32/
01:30:23 <aspect> ooh, good search string
01:30:56 <aspect> thanks Arnia
01:31:42 <aspect> that relates it to my old research topic too; no wonder the problem's so tantalising and yet I procrastinate dealing with it directly :)
01:33:03 <Arnia> np
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01:49:45 <nsh-> can't believe greg egan (pre-emptively) stole my idea about having data-encryption tied to GPS signals so as to be only able to read/hear/watch something a particular geospaciotempiral location
01:49:50 <nsh-> the cunt...
01:50:05 <nsh-> .wik Distress greg egan
01:50:07 <phenny> "Distress is a 1995 science fiction novel by Greg Egan ISBN 0061052647." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distress_(novel)
01:50:17 <nsh-> damn, very pre-emptively
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02:02:13 <[bjoern]> ugh firefox makes a mess of a the pre code
02:02:58 <[bjoern]> does not happen in ie or opera...
02:13:07 <[bjoern]> No idea where the pre font-size is coming from, dom inspector says nowhere... hmm wasn't there some issue with hardcoded weird defaults...
02:17:52 <[bjoern]> right http://virtuelvis.com/archives/2005/02/monospace-firefox-braindeath
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03:04:37 <clsn> .ety umpire
03:09:27 <phenny> "c.1400, noumper, from O.Fr. nonper 'odd number, not even,' in reference to a third person to arbitrate between two, from non 'not' + per 'equal,' from L. par." - http://etymonline.com/?term=umpire
03:09:27 <clsn> cool.
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03:27:13 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp guess ill announce http://bjoern.hoehrmann.de/utf-8/decoder/dfa/ sometime soon then
03:27:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
03:27:31 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp maybe though I'll test it first...
03:27:31 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
04:02:48 <[bjoern]> MONTY, what say you to the countdownishinglishly challéngé ahead of the two of us?
04:02:51 <Monty2> What's the state of shared hosting) ? in case of 5th edition?
04:03:14 <[bjoern]> Monty2: It is 2€²
04:03:14 <Monty2> Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
04:03:18 <[bjoern]> Yes.
04:03:19 <[bjoern]> Now
04:03:21 <[bjoern]> countdown
04:03:21 <Monty2> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6. Your target is 861. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
04:03:38 <[bjoern]> .c (6+6)*(75-4)
04:03:38 <phenny> (6 + 6) * (75 - 4) = 852
04:03:50 <[bjoern]> .c (6+6)*(75-3)
04:03:50 <phenny> (6 + 6) * (75 - 3) = 864
04:03:51 <Monty2> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
04:03:52 <Monty2> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
04:03:59 <[bjoern]> countdown
04:03:59 <Monty2> One large one and five small numbers: 25, 7, 1, 6, 4, 8. Your target is 303. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
04:04:29 <Monty2> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
04:04:30 <Monty2> I found a solution in approximately 0 milliseconds. I found all 16 solutions in about 31 milliseconds.
04:04:32 <Monty2> ibot (7*6 - 4)*8 - 1
04:04:32 <phenny> (((7 * 6) - 4) * 8) - 1 = 303
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04:39:42 <[bjoern]> count it down for me Monty2
04:39:43 <Monty2> S1: 698.993 698.993
04:39:48 <[bjoern]> kthx
04:39:50 <[bjoern]> countdown
04:39:50 <Monty2> One large one and five small numbers: 100, 3, 6, 5, 2, 6. Your target is 886. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
04:40:12 <[bjoern]> .c (6+3)*(100-3)
04:40:13 <phenny> (6 + 3) * (100 - 3) = 873
04:40:20 <Monty2> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
04:40:22 <Monty2> I found a solution in approximately 16 milliseconds. I found all 14 solutions in about 63 milliseconds.
04:40:23 <Monty2> ibot (100*6 - 6)*3/2 - 5
04:40:24 <phenny> ((((100 * 6) - 6) * 3) / 2) - 5 = 886
04:40:48 <[bjoern]> Do you feel strongly about discussing this solution Monty2?
04:40:49 <Monty2> Zelda Australian utilities...
04:41:05 <[bjoern]> Monty2, where to order?
04:41:06 <Monty2> R3: 765.307 751.313
04:41:10 <[bjoern]> kthx
04:45:22 <[bjoern]> .gs es kann nur * geben
04:45:23 <phenny> es kann nur * geben: einen (123), eine (10), eines (3), afrikanische lösungen (2), 1 (2)
04:45:44 <[bjoern]> .leo durchaus
04:45:45 <phenny> durchaus = absolutely adv., by all means, completely adv., definitely adv., necessarily adv.
04:45:46 <phenny> durchaus nicht = never adv., nohow (coll.), in no way
04:45:47 <phenny> durchaus zahlungsfähig = perfectly solvent
04:45:48 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=durchaus
04:48:33 <[bjoern]> .gs i need more *
04:48:34 <phenny> i need more *: space (6), lyrics (6), allowance (6), cowbell (5), swampcrash (4)
04:48:40 <[bjoern]> .gc "i need more penis"
04:48:41 <phenny> "i need more penis": 5
04:48:48 <[bjoern]> .gc "i need more vulva"
04:48:48 <phenny> "i need more vulva": 0
04:48:52 <[bjoern]> .gc "i need more vagina"
04:48:53 <phenny> "i need more vagina": 0
04:49:01 <[bjoern]> .gc "i need more pussy"
04:49:02 <phenny> "i need more pussy": 17
04:49:50 <appletizer> .gc "i need pussy"
04:49:51 <phenny> "i need pussy": 353
04:49:59 <appletizer> .gc "i need poosay"
04:50:00 <phenny> "i need poosay": 0
04:50:03 <appletizer> -.-
04:50:08 <[bjoern]> .gc "pussy needs me"
04:50:09 <phenny> "pussy needs me": 6
04:54:42 <[bjoern]> .gs let there be *
04:54:43 <phenny> let there be *: light (87), rock (7), peace (5), god (5), wi (4), night (4), jazz (4)
04:57:24 <BigJibby> .u
04:57:24 <phenny> BigJibby: You gave me zero length input.
05:02:41 <BigJibby> .u
05:02:41 <phenny> U+0001 (No name found)
05:03:03 <BigJibby> .u
05:03:03 <phenny> BigJibby: You gave me zero length input.
05:04:18 <BigJibby> sorry phenny, won't happen again
05:05:34 <BigJibby> .u
05:05:34 <phenny> U+FFEF (No name found)
05:07:33 <BigJibby> .u U+F1EE
05:07:36 <phenny> BigJibby: Sorry, no results
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08:16:27 <sbp> yo
08:16:27 <phenny> sbp: 03:27Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp guess ill announce http://bjoern.hoehrmann.de/utf-8/decoder/dfa/ sometime soon then
08:16:28 <phenny> sbp: 03:27Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp maybe though I'll test it first...
08:17:06 <cre8radix> .
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08:17:24 <sbp> phenny: ask [bjoern] what he used to do the C colourlighting — or did you do it by hand?
08:17:25 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
08:27:33 <sbp> http://21.media.tumblr.com/BhoDYmVvjlyoa9b3wNbsVhyKo1_500.jpg
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08:29:51 <_ulises> heh, it must've sucked when the alarm was genuine
08:37:11 <ivan> i'm convinced schools have fire alarms just to Do Punishment and let kids know what happens to people who break the rules
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08:40:05 <sbp> hmm: “She said her discovery vindicated a theory first put forward by the British historian Ian Wilson in 1978.” — http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article6040521.ece
08:42:34 <sbp> [[[
08:42:35 <sbp> Broadly speaking, in the past 100 years or so, there have been six step-changes in the fortunes of women in this country: emancipation and The Representation of the People Act 1928; the outbreak of the Second World War and the subsequent economic and sociological shift; the development and wide distribution of the Pill; the 1967 Abortion Act; 1975 Sex Discrimination Act; and Topshop.
08:42:41 <sbp> ]]] — Caitlin Moran
08:45:55 <sbp> hmm. Caitlin Moran is possibly the only person on earth who could write a girly article about girly Topship (or whatever it's called) fashion things and make it hilarious
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10:06:14 <sbp> phenny: tell nsh- http://music.hyperreal.org/delia/Delia%20Derbyshire%20with%20Anthony%20Newley%20-%20Moogies%20Bloogies%20%5b64%20kbps%5d.mp3
10:06:14 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nsh- is around.
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10:31:39 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] four eggs! http://wp1007209.wp014.webpack.hosteurope.de/pfalzstorch/tagesarchiv_bornheim1/tag/0702.jpg
10:31:39 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
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11:45:26 <sbp> .title http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2009Apr/0013
11:45:27 <phenny> sbp: Topshop and HTML 5 from Sean B. Palmer on 2009-04-07 (www-archive@w3.org from April 2009)
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12:21:11 <Monty2> lo chris2_
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12:28:59 <procto> sbp: my full *culturalC exposure to topshop is via vince noir
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12:32:17 <[bjoern]> ooook
12:32:18 <phenny> [bjoern]: 08:17Z <sbp> ask [bjoern] what he used to do the C colourlighting — or did you do it by hand?
12:32:20 <phenny> [bjoern]: 10:31Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] four eggs! http://wp1007209.wp014.webpack.hosteurope.de/pfalzstorch/tagesarchiv_bornheim1/tag/0702.jpg
12:32:30 <[bjoern]> omg four!
12:32:40 <[bjoern]> by hand was faster than tool search
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13:01:28 <nslater> for syntax highlighting, [bjoern], you can use:
13:01:30 <nslater> http://www.codento.com/people/mtr/genscript/
13:01:34 <nslater> http://silvercity.sourceforge.net/
13:01:38 <nslater> http://pygments.org/
13:03:10 <cre8radix> l8r
13:05:53 <sbp> nslater: probably wouldn't have been faster even with recommendations
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13:11:33 <nslater> yeah, probably. stupid technology
13:11:58 <nslater> however, you might have been able to integrate these somehow into your publishing setup. i know a lot of markup systems let you do syntax highlighting by default if you have one of these installed
13:16:00 <sbp> ah, here it was: http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:VhdhhMJMAw0J:security.homeoffice.gov.uk/ripa/interception/warrantry/csp-obligations/+site:security.homeoffice.gov.uk+Office+for+Security+and+Counter+Terrorism+Technical+Advisory+Board&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&client=safari
13:16:44 <sbp> http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:security.homeoffice.gov.uk/ripa/interception/warrantry/csp-obligations/ links to http://www.technicaladvisoryboard.org.uk/ which is now Japanese porn
13:17:27 <sbp> cf. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7986483.stm
13:17:28 <sbp> .title
13:17:29 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Business | Home Office website links to porn
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13:21:28 <nslater> where's the link to titties?
13:22:29 <nslater> oh, I see it, ace
13:29:46 <nsh-> the home office website is porn
13:29:46 <phenny> nsh-: 10:06Z <sbp> tell nsh- http://music.hyperreal.org/delia/Delia%20Derbyshire%20with%20Anthony%20Newley%20-%20Moogies%20Bloogies%20%5b64%20kbps%5d.mp3
13:30:30 <nsh-> nice, sbp
13:30:50 <sbp> did you the whole thing?
13:30:57 <nsh-> isstilllisten
13:31:01 <nsh-> just got to vocals
13:31:15 <sbp> the end is great
13:33:26 <nsh-> haha. excellent
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13:52:58 <nsh-> should i buy: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200329034910 ?
13:53:40 <nsh-> (obviously, this by "buy" i mean convince someone invest in my owning aformt item)
13:53:44 <nsh-> s/this //
13:54:15 <_ulises> buy it, buy it, buy it!
13:54:26 <sbp> don't listen to _ulises, he's an ebay whore
13:54:29 * _ulises doesn't want to feel alone in the "just bought shit i didnt need from ebay" club
13:54:37 <nsh-> hey
13:54:37 <_ulises> heh
13:54:49 <sbp> nsh-: is that really the cheapest you can get it for?
13:54:50 <_ulises> hey nsh- dont listen to sbp he a tight sod
13:54:54 <sbp> heh, heh
13:54:58 <nsh-> if you buy me shit you don't really need, _ulises, then you get the pleasure of buying it without all the hassle of possessing it
13:55:09 <sbp> ooh yeah, count me in on that too
13:55:12 <nsh-> how wondrous!
13:55:14 <_ulises> nsh-: sounds like a great arrangement ... not
13:55:23 <nsh-> i am sad say
13:55:29 <nsh-> i have no mastered your "not" humour
13:55:40 <nsh-> p2b explain when i recieve my netbook now
13:55:49 <_ulises> wasn't trying to be funny ... just dont speak good english
13:55:53 * nsh- smiles
13:56:03 * _ulises smiles ... not
13:56:17 * nsh- checks achewood
13:56:27 <_ulises> bottom line: buy it + dont listen to sbp as he's evil
13:57:16 <sbp> ooh, achewood
13:57:41 <nsh-> t'was gt
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13:58:37 <nsh-> how can i make 250 pounds using paypal, the internet, and my imagination -- all in the next 12 hours?
14:00:04 <_ulises> selling short stories on ebay?
14:00:27 <nsh-> oOo
14:01:21 <sbp> the Vlad Show is pretty could
14:01:25 <sbp> should become a feature
14:01:27 <nsh-> breakfast is in order
14:01:29 <sbp> er, pretty good
14:01:34 <nsh-> no no
14:01:37 <nsh-> i like "pretty could"
14:02:06 <nsh-> eiyo mang, how could is your backswing? oh brap, it's deep could man, deep could
14:02:34 * nsh- is gonna go could up some breakfast
14:05:24 <nslater> hello nsh
14:05:32 <sbp> you could just not could everything, you know?
14:05:35 <nslater> ... you were in my dream last night
14:05:58 <nslater> 'cept your real name was nesh
14:06:07 <nslater> man, I gotta stop dreaming about people from IRC, it's really worrying
14:17:18 <nsh-> in the dream
14:17:26 <nsh-> did it become overwhelming clear
14:17:34 <nsh-> that you must give me 250 pounds to buy a netbook?
14:17:49 <nsh-> (to avert some terrible danger)
14:26:12 <sbp> [bjoern]: http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2009Apr/0003
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14:28:34 <sbp> .title http://www.addfullsize.com/
14:28:35 <phenny> sbp: Fullsize : A New IMG Tag Attribute
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15:02:51 <sbp> nsh-: yo
15:11:15 <Talliesin> I see that in a vote where the options are:
15:11:15 <Talliesin> a. Do you want to have the fullsize attribute added
15:11:15 <Talliesin> 100% voted a.
15:11:15 <Talliesin> However. I see a problem with this poll.
15:11:44 <sbp> ehheh
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15:13:29 * nsh- be stressin'
15:15:53 <sbp> ‘Unbelievably, Who Cares? Trust chief executive Natasha Finlayson said she had no intention of withdrawing it, describing the cross as “bling” rather than a religious symbol - despite the religious reference to the cross being part of the text.’ — http://bnp.org.uk/2009/04/anti-white-anti-christian-hate-propaganda-paid-for-by-taxpayers/
15:16:39 <[bjoern]> izback
15:16:59 <sbp> [bjoern]: http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2009Apr/0003
15:17:03 <[bjoern]> yeah saw
15:17:05 <sbp> also http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2009Apr/0013
15:17:12 <[bjoern]> Invited Experts must also promise not to offend paying members, team members
15:17:19 <sbp> oh yeah? hehe
15:17:38 <sbp> can you get away with the old "no offence, but you're a jackass" thing?
15:18:14 <[bjoern]> I would not know
15:19:04 <[bjoern]> nowadays you also do not have to be an expert, or be invited, to be invited expert.
15:19:29 <sbp> good point
15:19:46 <[bjoern]> and there is the usual stuff like, Process document says IEs are IEs until group expires or they resign, actual policy is you get kicked out automatically after a couple of months
15:21:43 <nsh-> FUCK EVERYONE OK
15:22:04 <[bjoern]> even ugly people?
15:22:10 <nsh-> ESP THEM
15:22:44 <sbp> [ ]
15:22:51 <sbp> imagine I said something witty there
15:23:06 <[bjoern]> "this long"
15:23:35 <sbp> “The church of England are very quite about this.” — comment on the bnp story
15:24:17 <nsh-> WHAT IS THIS STORY
15:24:34 <sbp> see about a dozen lines above
15:24:40 <nsh-> FUCK YOU RECAPP
15:24:47 <nsh-> wait
15:24:54 <nsh-> the story is from the bnp website?
15:24:59 <sbp> yeah
15:25:14 <[bjoern]> nslater: I wanted good html code and formatting exactly as in my version of Visual Studio, those tools do not appear to do that out of the box
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15:35:47 <sbp> Japan's penis festival?
15:36:12 <[bjoern]> you coming too?
15:36:22 <sbp> awesome. Lego people protest outside Lego Downing Street:
15:36:22 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01375/g20-legoland-prote_1375572i.jpg
15:36:48 <sbp> this one confused me momentarily:
15:37:00 <sbp> actually nevermind, URI stupidity
15:38:50 <sbp> shame imagebin.ca doesn't do URI upload
15:38:57 <sbp> like photos.cx used to do
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15:39:22 <sbp> http://imagebin.ca/img/2pkz3Ou.jpg
15:41:10 <sbp> oh cock, I just saw an awesome font in a Flash ad
15:41:14 <sbp> not sure that I managed to screenshot it in time
15:41:29 <sbp> ah, just got it!
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15:41:49 <sbp> hmm, it may just be the italic that I like
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15:53:07 <[bjoern]> pix pix pix
15:53:31 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01376/peacock-wedding-dr_1376339i.jpg
15:53:35 <sbp> worth a million quid
15:54:40 <[bjoern]> not being killed for a women's dress: priceless
15:55:39 <sbp> I was thinking that it must be worth a million quid because they waited until the feathers dropped off
15:55:56 <sbp> I mean, it can't cost a million quid to shoot ten peacocks and stitch their feathers together...
15:56:15 <[bjoern]> why not?
15:56:53 <sbp> unless you used a gold gun
15:56:57 <sbp> Mexican mermaids:
15:56:58 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01376/mermaids_1376373i.jpg
15:58:03 <sbp> the peacock thing is from 1st April by the way, so maybe...
15:58:05 <[bjoern]> bearded mermaids
15:58:29 <[bjoern]> does she have a message in a bottle?
16:00:02 <sbp> yes, not pictured
16:00:06 <sbp> ah! it's pinky again!
16:00:07 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01377/g20-stormtrooper_1377353i.jpg
16:05:08 <sbp> woah: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01377/valentino-hathaway_1377330i.jpg
16:06:29 <sbp> hehe:
16:06:31 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/trillion-one_1378164i.jpg
16:06:36 <[bjoern]> food is my precious.
16:06:37 <sbp> - 100 million dollars
16:06:40 <[bjoern]> and ive gots it
16:06:44 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/trillion-two_1378165i.jpg
16:06:50 <sbp> - 1 trillion dollars
16:06:56 <sbp> [bjoern]: lucky you!
16:07:00 <sbp> what colour is it?
16:07:03 <[bjoern]> dollar bills?
16:08:04 <[bjoern]> well there is some lightishlybrownish, reddish, and darkishlybrownish, and a colormix including white, green, red, and perhaps others.
16:08:08 <sbp> yeah, I think so
16:08:25 <sbp> actually, not sure
16:08:38 <[bjoern]> should do it in gold bars
16:08:41 <[bjoern]> or diamonds
16:09:18 <[bjoern]> or hookers, each rented for a year.
16:10:02 <sbp> hehe
16:10:40 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/fire-festival_1378212i.jpg
16:11:03 <[bjoern]> the valentino-hathaway guy would be better off looking like g20-stormtrooper
16:12:04 <sbp> yeah...
16:13:09 <[bjoern]> she would, too
16:13:28 <sbp> hehe
16:13:28 <nsh-> .gc +carpend
16:13:29 <phenny> +carpend: 207
16:13:45 <sbp> which end of the carp?
16:13:54 <nsh-> (carpend is what jesus did before he gained his powers)
16:13:57 <[bjoern]> the croaking one.
16:14:11 <sbp> clsn: the festival thing is tomorrow!
16:14:17 <nsh-> from: http://modern-radio.com/365fuckedupstories/
16:14:22 <[bjoern]> molesting radioactive spiders?
16:14:52 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/nao-tank_1378200i.jpg
16:15:11 <[bjoern]> what about it?
16:15:23 <sbp> the numberplate is funny
16:15:51 <sbp> also, caption:
16:15:58 <sbp> "Argh, I shouldn't have bought a diesel."
16:16:33 <[bjoern]> he's not arghfacing.
16:17:38 <[bjoern]> .rate female advice
16:17:44 <phenny> "female advice": 50.0% (0 rocks; 0 rules; 0 sucks; 0 blows)
16:19:20 <sbp> photo from the Japanese Penis Festival:
16:19:21 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/penis-2_1379485i.jpg
16:19:39 <sbp> another:
16:19:39 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/penis-festival_1379487i.jpg
16:20:03 <[bjoern]> the day she stopped worrying and ...
16:20:06 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/fred-goodwin-srtea_1379508i.jpg
16:20:10 <sbp> (not from the festival)
16:20:22 <sbp> (also, kchox)
16:20:58 <sbp> er, what? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/penitents_1379491i.jpg - caption is "Penitents take part in the procession of the La Paz brotherhood during Holy Week in Seville"
16:22:29 <[bjoern]> i was googling for a good answer, but results began with "MySpace.com - Gee - 21 - Female - pointy head land "
16:22:34 <[bjoern]> too dangerous to proceed
16:23:42 <[bjoern]> indeed that leads to http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/m_c65c4cc33ea181b636fc44db9c674017.jpg
16:24:22 <[bjoern]> we should have swhack reference preservation bot that archives linked docs.
16:24:31 <sbp> agreed
16:24:36 <sbp> though I wouldn't have it archive that one
16:24:49 <[bjoern]> well it would archive everything...
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16:26:06 <sbp> you should be able to make it forget stuff
16:26:12 <sbp> by getting Monty to chat to it
16:26:14 <Monty2> I reckon lion's share + editor = humidity!!!
16:26:33 <[bjoern]> it could spoilerize some
16:28:40 <sbp> 'Here's the US President as Barack the Barbarian in a new comic book. Chicago-based Devil's Due Publishing will publish the comic in June, featuring Obama as the muscle-bound, loincloth-wearing president of 'Kickassistan'...'
16:29:07 <sbp> '...In the cartoon, he takes on his nemesis, Sarah Palin, who sports a wolf skin cape and her trademark glasses - and very little else. Obama will also feature in another book, 'Drafted: One Hundred Days', about an intergalactic war'
16:29:14 <[bjoern]> I hear there's now two books about the Obama's not getting a dog yet.
16:29:19 <sbp> no pix, because you'll hate me even more
16:29:33 <sbp> oh, they didn't get a dog yet?
16:29:36 <sbp> that's strange
16:29:39 <[bjoern]> oh I'll hate you? should I read your quotes past the Barbarian?
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16:30:50 <[bjoern]> Well there is nothing to your quotes really, that american's have, you know, issues, with culture, is nothing new.
16:31:41 <[bjoern]> I wonder how many people in egypt think earth is 6000 years old.
16:32:50 <sbp> no I mean, I just figured you hate me in general
16:33:10 <[bjoern]> oh, i see, why yes of course I do.
16:33:24 <[bjoern]> but more is a state difficult to achieve at this point.
16:33:30 <sbp> giving you pix of rippling muscled Obama and loinclothed Sarah Palin would exacerbate the balance we have where you hate me but still deploy comedy at my face
16:33:53 <[bjoern]> I linked myspace.
16:34:19 <sbp> true
16:34:20 <sbp> 1) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01380/barack-barbarian_1380239i.jpg
16:34:29 <sbp> 2) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01380/barack-palin_1380242i.jpg
16:35:18 <sbp> Egypt: and China
16:35:28 <[bjoern]> first pix, right, adam, eve, and the snake?
16:35:40 <sbp> although you obviously didn't see the HTML5 take on history
16:36:03 <[bjoern]> I obviously didn't see the HTML5
16:36:17 <sbp> [[[
16:36:18 <sbp> It is my personal belief that the so-called “First Dark Ages,” traditionally dated from 1200 to 800 BC, have never existed; i.e. 1200 BC was the same year as 800 BC (roughly speaking, of course).
16:36:24 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.quirksmode.org/blog/archives/2009/04/making_time_saf.html
16:36:40 <sbp> this is raised as one of the problems with the <time> element
16:37:00 <MoiraA> hi sbp
16:37:06 <sbp> yo MoiraA
16:37:49 <[bjoern]> SIMON That won't be soon enough. The time of Sacrifice is at hand. The elders will have to perform the trepanning ritual tonight to cleanse her.
16:37:50 <[bjoern]> DANIEL Oh jeez.
16:37:50 <[bjoern]> O'NEILL What?
16:37:50 <[bjoern]> DANIEL It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well they drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole, the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
16:37:50 <[bjoern]> O'NEILL Thus... saving the person?
16:37:52 <[bjoern]> DANIEL Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
16:38:14 * MoiraA wonders if [bjoern] has gone crazy
16:38:29 <sbp> reminds me of this:
16:38:29 <sbp> http://www.partiallyclips.com/storage/20090330_ManAndSphinx_lg.png
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16:38:41 <sbp> MoiraA: nah, he's been into sci-fi for ages
16:39:15 <MoiraA> lolol
16:39:24 <MoiraA> drilling a hole to save the person from evil spirits
16:39:38 <MoiraA> works anyway - dead,, they most certainly won't be bothered
16:43:12 <sbp> nsh-: are there any möbius strips in nature?
16:43:16 <sbp> man, I typoed that so many times
16:43:29 <sbp> first, m咒, then m¨p...
16:43:31 <MoiraA> mbius strips?
16:43:34 <sbp> and then möp
16:43:38 <MoiraA> .g mbius strip
16:43:39 <phenny> MoiraA: http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/Pickover/mobius-book.html
16:43:58 <sbp> .bytes mb
16:43:59 <phenny> sbp: 'mb'
16:44:06 <sbp> MoiraA: what encoding are you using?
16:45:23 <MoiraA> err ..... not sure
16:45:31 <MoiraA> not sure how to find out on this mac either
16:45:35 <sbp> you probably need to set to utf-8
16:45:59 <sbp> Preferences -> Interface -> Other
16:46:18 <sbp> Default character value set should be utf-8
16:46:33 <procto> I am having a hard time finding information on the cellular arrangmenet/composition or mushroom heads (pileus)
16:46:38 <procto> of*
16:47:07 <MoiraA> preferences
16:47:19 <procto> ah there we go, they are also hypae
16:47:21 <procto> hm
16:48:39 <MoiraA> sorry I don't have an interfaces > other
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17:00:48 <nslater> [bjoern]: fair enough
17:00:51 <nslater> MoiraA: yo
17:00:57 <nslater> MoiraA: you been kicked out of any more of my channels?
17:01:01 <MoiraA> yo
17:01:10 <MoiraA> nslater, I've a bone to pick with you
17:01:18 <nslater> all those ops i give privilages to, always kicking random folk
17:01:21 <MoiraA> someone had the cheek to ban me from #macdev
17:01:39 <nslater> yeah, that was probably geoff right? he's always swinging the banhammer
17:02:03 <MoiraA> well, I asked a question that I thought was on topic, someone said it wasn't, well OK
17:02:07 <MoiraA> I got an answer by PM
17:02:12 <MoiraA> I thanked this guy in channel
17:02:23 <MoiraA> next thing I'm banned and he's devoiced! or quieted
17:02:25 <MoiraA> shocking
17:02:34 <MoiraA> then paige comes in to my defence and he bans her too
17:02:38 <MoiraA> still, I'm back in
17:02:56 <MoiraA> once they realised what a loss my sterling mac skills were to that channel, they lifted +b
17:04:17 <MoiraA> :)
17:04:46 <MoiraA> anyway, as far as I know, I've not been kicked out of any channels anywhere, so I can't have been a PITA in any of yours
17:06:03 <MoiraA> sbp, I'll ask in a mac channel how to find out what encoding this is using
17:06:14 <MoiraA> NOT #macdev nslater :)
17:06:17 <MoiraA> don't worry
17:06:32 <sbp> did you look around in the preferences?
17:06:36 <sbp> presumably it'll be there somewhere
17:06:41 <sbp> I did a CTCP VERSION on you
17:06:50 <sbp> but your client didn't respond. what version of X-Chat Aqua do you have?
17:07:05 <[bjoern]> Usually .g utf-8 preferences <name of client> works...
17:07:25 <sbp> well I already found out where it is in my version of the same
17:07:30 <sbp> but she said she doesn't have that option
17:07:38 <sbp> so I wonder if she has a later or an earlier version
17:07:42 <sbp> (or is just looking in the wrong place)
17:07:46 <sbp> hehe
17:07:49 <[bjoern]> where do the prefs go?
17:07:50 <sbp> Bender's on the Simpsons
17:07:55 <[bjoern]> as in, config file?
17:08:04 <sbp> well there is a config file, yeah
17:08:10 <sbp> but they're accessible from a menu
17:08:10 <[bjoern]> so
17:08:16 <MoiraA> version 0.16.0
17:08:30 <sbp> I have the same version
17:08:37 <sbp> so I wonder if you looked in the right place
17:08:51 <MoiraA> probably not :)
17:08:56 <sbp> I'll take a screenshot for you
17:09:04 <MoiraA> was I meant to be looking in xchat for this, or finder?
17:09:14 <sbp> xchat
17:09:27 <MoiraA> oh that's easy
17:09:33 <MoiraA> default char set is blank
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17:19:01 <sbp> fux bux chux hux for mux at dux
17:19:11 <[bjoern]> perhaps yux
17:21:42 <sbp> .ety cowabunga
17:21:42 <phenny> "1954, Amer.Eng., from exclamation of surprise and anger by Chief Thunderthud in 'The Howdy Doody Show,' 1950s children's TV show; used by surfers 1960s as a shout of triumph, and spread worldwide 1990 by use in the TV cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=cowabunga
17:21:51 <sbp> fair enough
17:23:33 <MoiraA> heh
17:23:44 <MoiraA> brb, getting foooooooood
17:23:56 * MoiraA is hungry after first day back at work for 2 months
17:25:56 <sbp> "so don your orange fighting thong" would be a great song line
17:26:11 <MoiraA> that mobius strip is awesome sbp
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17:26:19 <Monty2> hi panni_, how ya doing?
17:26:21 <MoiraA> I'm going to give that a very good read
17:26:47 <sbp> you have to pronounce the name as if you were a furry
17:26:56 <sbp> for some odd reason. something to do with Germany, I suspect
17:27:06 <MoiraA> mobius?
17:27:09 <sbp> yeqh
17:27:22 <MoiraA> I adore these kind of things
17:27:33 <MoiraA> thanks for that lead to a fascinating subject
17:27:42 <[bjoern]> What is mobius?
17:27:50 <MoiraA> can you think of an example in nature?
17:28:01 <MoiraA> [bjoern], it's a gateway to higher dimensions
17:28:09 <sbp> plenty more where that came from
17:28:21 <sbp> and nope, I can't think of an example in nature
17:28:26 <sbp> if anybody'll know, nsh-'ll know
17:28:30 <MoiraA> a "hole through a hole in a hole,"
17:28:32 <sbp> of course, I could just Google it...
17:28:37 <sbp> but that wouldn't be sufficiently lazy
17:28:47 <sbp> a hole in a whatnow?
17:28:49 <MoiraA> [bjoern], http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/Pickover/mobius-book.html
17:28:57 <sbp> it's just a strip bonded to itself with a half turn in it
17:29:02 * MoiraA *wants* that book
17:29:11 <sbp> though if you cut 'em down the middle it does do fun things
17:29:16 <sbp> especially when increasing the number of turns
17:29:23 <[bjoern]> could http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/Pickover/mobius-cover-final.jpg be any clearer that it's not mobius?
17:29:23 <MoiraA> yes :)
17:29:33 <sbp> you get möbius strips that chain themselves together and stuff
17:29:46 <MoiraA> there are some great illustrations
17:30:08 <MoiraA> [bjoern], sorry?
17:30:12 <sbp> “And no better guide to our weird universe exists than the brilliant thinker Clifford A. Pickover, the twenty-first century's answer to Buckminster Fuller.” — ?
17:30:39 <MoiraA> Clifford A. Pickover
17:30:51 <MoiraA> that's a name I must try to do some reading of
17:34:41 * sbp puts him very, very low on his reading list...
17:35:01 <MoiraA> ah then I won't bother
17:35:08 <MoiraA> if you don't rate him, he isn't rateable
17:35:51 <sbp> I did read an interesting pop-sci writer some months ago
17:35:58 <sbp> just found his book at random in my library
17:36:07 <sbp> but I can't remember his name, heh
17:36:17 <[bjoern]> How do you know it wasn't fate?
17:36:52 <sbp> well the shelves had the section sign "RANDOM" at the top
17:36:57 <sbp> plus, "FATE" is on another floor
17:37:08 <sbp> unless somebody swapped them
17:37:34 <[bjoern]> perhaps an invisible sky goddess swapped a book from FATE with one in RANDOM.
17:37:57 <sbp> "get your snout out of the trough" - some journalist's advice to that porno scandal woman
17:38:10 <sbp> the Home Secretary, I mean
17:38:16 <[bjoern]> the british minister ... right
17:38:28 <[bjoern]> oic
17:38:28 <Monty2> pron. as: "so don your path var to her about having efficient storage and HTML and less than Quantum of explaining mibbit to that unity of jahweh
17:38:43 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "<Monty2> pron. as: "so don your path var to her about having efficient storage and HTML and less than Quantum of explaining mibbit to that unity of jahweh"
17:38:55 <sbp> very Swhack
17:39:10 <sbp> though we'd add the closing "
17:39:33 <[bjoern]> or omit the opening one.
17:39:37 <sbp> yeah
17:40:08 <sbp> .gc rapacious turnip guzzler
17:40:08 <phenny> rapacious turnip guzzler: 251
17:40:32 <[bjoern]> I have one of those in my fridge.
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17:40:47 <[bjoern]> He keeps predators away from the good stuff.
17:40:51 <sbp> mind it doesn't nibble your parsnips
17:41:53 <MoiraA> .g law project hadopi
17:41:54 <phenny> MoiraA: http://mises.org/tag/france%20hadopi%20law%20project
17:42:02 <bancus> What's a good Atom/RSS-enabled source of world news?
17:42:08 <bancus> (Aside from the BBC, I've already got them.)
17:42:24 <bancus> NY Times wants bullshit registration, and LA Times doesn't seem to have RSS.
17:43:51 <MoiraA> CNN?~
17:46:10 <sbp> [bjoern]: my email still didn't come through to wai-xtech yet
17:47:48 <[bjoern]> the team rarely gets to manage their queues...
17:50:10 <cre8radix> heya
17:50:18 <sbp> yo cre8radix
17:50:29 <cre8radix> yosn
17:50:34 <cre8radix> sbp...
17:52:38 <[bjoern]> Was geht cre8radix bist du gut draaauf?
17:52:54 <cre8radix> fjehn, alta!
17:53:06 <cre8radix> loohng
17:53:12 <cre8radix> klaro
17:53:31 <cre8radix> allet paletti...tutti tutti, sozesahng
17:53:48 <[bjoern]> ultrakrass allda
17:53:52 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: und du, altet kanonenrohr?
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17:54:27 <[bjoern]> well there are math and prolog excercises between me and happyness.
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17:54:49 <cre8radix> we shoulda smoked the pot b4 it turned into a werewolf
17:54:51 <cre8radix> oh
17:54:57 * cre8radix smokes The_Pot
17:55:14 <cre8radix> math and prolog...
17:55:15 <The_Pot> :9
17:55:43 <cre8radix> sound scienteriffic
17:55:52 <cre8radix> ;P
17:56:31 * cre8radix wonders if The_Pot would be interested in a cooking session
17:56:42 * cre8radix is being VERY funny
17:56:52 <The_Pot> cooking session?
17:57:01 <cre8radix> hrhr
17:57:11 <The_Pot> nooooo
17:57:29 * cre8radix boils his eggs in The_Pot
17:57:31 <cre8radix> omg
17:57:43 <cre8radix> this is getting ridiculous now...
17:57:45 <sbp> Glänzend Länglich Scheißhaufen
17:57:50 <cre8radix> lol
17:58:08 <cre8radix> ther was this freak i saw yesterday
17:58:22 <The_Pot> i understand german
17:58:24 <[bjoern]> Your new Hävy Mätal band sbp?
17:58:29 <sbp> hehe
17:58:35 <sbp> was thinking the name of an opera house
17:58:39 <sbp> or an inn or something
17:58:48 <[bjoern]> not a good opera house name
17:58:52 <cre8radix> he stuck mini-flags with angela merkels head on them, into all the piles of dogshit that he found
17:58:59 <sbp> why not?
17:59:01 <[bjoern]> inn would work, perhaps one with a dark room...
17:59:08 <sbp> they have operas called "The Slut, by Joe Green"
17:59:11 <sbp> so...
17:59:18 <[bjoern]> well you could run out of flags.
17:59:29 <cre8radix> in berlin: MOSDEF!
17:59:37 <[bjoern]> well The Slut is grammatical at least.
17:59:45 <sbp> there is that...
18:00:04 <cre8radix> strassbourg++
18:00:07 <cre8radix> :D
18:00:17 <cre8radix> burn down babylon
18:00:19 <cre8radix> hehe
18:00:56 <cre8radix> operioteers
18:01:02 <[bjoern]> <US> Consider it done.
18:02:11 <sbp> .img the face of us military oppression
18:02:12 <phenny> sbp: http://k53.pbase.com/o4/93/359193/1/63366860.xRYguxDo.1Soldier.jpg
18:02:13 <[bjoern]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylon#Effects_of_the_U.S._military is too short
18:02:59 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: "Schärfen wollen die weitgehend im Geheimen agierenden Verhandlungspartner laut den nach außen gedrungenen Informationen auch das Schwert einstweiliger Verfügungen gegen Rechtsverletzer."
18:03:15 <cre8radix> http://www.heise.de/newsticker/Anti-Piraterieabkommen-soll-Filesharing-erfassen--/meldung/127144
18:03:27 <cre8radix> http://www.heise.de/newsticker/US-Regierung-veroeffentlicht-Details-ueber-geplantes-Anti-Piraterieabkommen--/meldung/135896
18:03:30 <cre8radix> .title
18:03:32 <phenny> cre8radix: heise online - 07.04.09 - US-Regierung veröffentlicht Details über geplantes Anti-Piraterieabkommen
18:03:51 <cre8radix> filesharing under fire
18:04:16 <[bjoern]> excellent translate input there
18:04:19 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Schärfen wollen die weitgehend im Geheimen agierenden Verhandlungspartner laut den nach außen gedrungenen Informationen auch das Schwert einstweiliger Verfügungen gegen Rechtsverletzer."?
18:04:21 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Sharpen want to largely operate in secret negotiations, according to the outward stocky information the sword interim injunctions against infringers." (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:05:29 <cre8radix> lol
18:05:57 <cre8radix> " the sword of interim injunctions"
18:06:02 <cre8radix> very good
18:06:15 <cre8radix> .leo injunction
18:06:16 <phenny> injunction = die Vorschrift, gerichtliche Verfügung
18:06:17 <phenny> injunction (law) = einstweilige Verfügung, gerichtliche Verfügung
18:06:19 <phenny> action for an injunction (law) = die Unterlassungsklage, Antrag auf Erlass einer einstweiligen Verfügung
18:06:19 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=injunction
18:06:26 <cre8radix> .leo interim
18:06:27 <phenny> interim adv. = einstweilen
18:06:28 <phenny> interim a. = einstweilig
18:06:29 <phenny> interim = das Interim, die Zwischenzeit
18:06:30 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=interim
18:06:40 <cre8radix> that's my new bandname
18:07:07 <[bjoern]> Das Interim & Die Zwischenzeit?
18:07:27 <cre8radix> "the sword of interim injunctions"
18:08:01 <[bjoern]> You wouldn't sell to people not wishing to think of lawyers during sex.
18:09:29 <cre8radix> sbp: i didn't know the press was in your house...
18:09:49 <cre8radix> http://i.gizmodo.com/5192475/good-lord-you-people-are-all-slobs
18:10:11 <[bjoern]> I always keep some press people in the basement, they may come in handy one day.
18:10:32 * cre8radix ' dick is the sword of interim injunctions...
18:10:40 <cre8radix> O_o
18:10:48 <cre8radix> rofl
18:10:56 <cre8radix> i'm silly, i know
18:11:04 <sbp> heh. some of these things are totally not messy, either
18:11:05 <sbp> e.g. http://i.gizmodo.com/photogallery/messydesks/1007770240
18:11:05 <cre8radix> 'twas a great day 2day
18:12:13 <cre8radix> hehe
18:12:18 <cre8radix> true
18:12:59 <[bjoern]> Bei mir kann man vom Boden essen. Da liegt genug.
18:13:43 <[bjoern]> interesting keyboard there in pix #2
18:13:47 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: LOL @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvgJlGNFSto
18:13:59 <cre8radix> du kennst rosenstolz?
18:14:03 <[bjoern]> aye
18:14:14 <cre8radix> you're gonna love this
18:14:15 <[bjoern]> I don't keep them in my basement though.
18:14:32 * cre8radix wishes someone would
18:15:00 <cre8radix> do you know skidsketch, [bjoern]?
18:15:31 <[bjoern]> the what?
18:15:43 <cre8radix> skit sketch
18:16:23 <[bjoern]> .wik Skit Sketch
18:16:24 <phenny> "Sketch comedy consists of a series of short comedy scenes or vignettes, called 'sketches,' commonly between one and ten minutes long." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sketch_comedy
18:16:29 <cre8radix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFidvEb20c
18:16:34 <[bjoern]> .wik Rosenstolz
18:16:35 <phenny> "Rosenstolz (German pronunciation: ['ʁoːzənʃtɔlts]) is a German music band from Berlin." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenstolz
18:16:37 <cre8radix> skitsketch.de
18:17:26 <[bjoern]> Die Bauarbeiter rocken.
18:17:32 <cre8radix> heh
18:18:05 <[bjoern]> Sag mir ins Gesicht, Tzatziki oder nicht is guten spruch
18:18:22 <cre8radix> :D
18:18:49 <[bjoern]> skitsketch has abominal homepage
18:19:48 <cre8radix> watch the vid on youtube
18:20:01 <cre8radix> "ich glaub es warn araber..."
18:20:17 <cre8radix> "die wollten mir sehr weh tun"
18:20:40 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell bsh chx out skitsketch.de
18:20:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when bsh is around.
18:20:56 <[bjoern]> currently too busy avoiding doing my homework
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18:22:21 <[bjoern]> uuugh
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18:23:15 <[bjoern]> Ich sitz ja am Glastisch, und normal stört es nicht, dass sich der Bildschirm drin spiegelt, aber grad krabbelte ungeziefer zu unheimlicher musik im video, und kurz danach krabbelte es dann auch auf dem tisch.
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18:24:05 <[bjoern]> very creepy
18:24:41 <cre8radix> O_O
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18:28:44 <cre8radix> "kaum biste im bette und der arsch is warm - gibts fliegeralarm."
18:29:43 <[bjoern]> Also lieber gleich im Bunker vögeln?
18:29:49 <cre8radix> "janz berlin macht jetzt in warenhäuser... hier war'n haus und da war'n haus"
18:30:03 <cre8radix> hier läuft gerade was über hochbunker
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18:56:37 <sbp> cool, Porto have a player called HULK
18:56:49 <sbp> it's probably pronounce hooolke though
18:57:30 <[bjoern]> hoolgr2
18:57:57 <sbp> did you append a number to hoolgr, or prepend hoolgr to the number?
18:58:31 <[bjoern]> irc does not support mirror images and gradients.
18:58:48 <sbp> yeah it does, use that unicode upside-downing script
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19:39:21 <[bjoern]> great pix on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvoyance
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20:50:05 <MoiraA> messy desks ???
20:50:12 <MoiraA> that's tidy!
20:50:28 <MoiraA> mine is far worse than that and I consider it quite neat and orderly
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22:27:58 <Monty2> yo Tene_!
22:28:04 <Tene_> yo Monty!
22:28:11 <Monty2> "the sword interim injunctions against infringers." (de to the sword of a script/cron job. You wouldn't sell to en, translate.google.com)
22:28:32 <Tene_> No I certainly wouldn't.
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22:37:59 <[bjoern]> You haven't heard what is being offered.
22:47:02 <Tene> Hm, true.
22:48:16 <Tene> Monty: what's being offered?
22:48:17 <Monty2> irc does replicating the number?
22:48:54 <[bjoern]> Yes Monty2, but Tene just joined.
22:48:59 <Monty2> irc does replicating docs carry the remembered revisions of interim a. = die weitgehend im video, und da war'n haus"
22:49:14 <[bjoern]> I think he wants you to check the logs.
23:01:10 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp I hear the semantic web is a reality distortion field. Could that be so?
23:01:10 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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23:10:20 <Monty2> hi Tene_, how ya doing?
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23:27:05 <clsn> phenny, tell sbp http://cagle.com/working/090406/sorenson.jpg
23:27:05 <phenny> clsn: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
23:27:57 <[bjoern]> i thought wizard is the new awesome.
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