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00:39:48 <[bjoern]> .u 꿾
00:39:48 <phenny> U+AFFE HANGUL SYLLABLE GGWELP (꿾)
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01:21:53 <clsn> phenny: tell nsh I don't know offhand of any ritual involving smearing oneself with goat fat.
01:21:53 <phenny> clsn: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
01:23:25 <Arnia> clsn: what about with chianti?
01:24:19 <clsn> Bah. Judaism has no taste in good wine; everyone knows that. I was just reading about the prohibitions on wine over the past few days.
01:25:10 <procto> clsn: uh, not at all
01:25:19 <procto> for some reason in the US wine is all concorde grapes
01:25:20 <procto> atrocious
01:25:27 <procto> kosher wine in Israel is delicious
01:25:54 <clsn> Part of the reason that "mevushal" wine is immune to defilement is precisely BECAUSE it tastes bad so nobody would dedicate it to idols. Feh.
01:26:14 <clsn> We get good kosher Israeli wine here too. And even non-Israeli. I've even seen kosher Cognac.
01:26:26 <clsn> But I, of course, have no palate for such things.
01:26:42 <Arnia> clsn: unless they were idols you hated. You know, like they stole the lawnmower or didn't give you back the cup of sugar you lent them
01:26:50 <clsn> One would think, yeah...
01:26:54 <Arnia> Next week on Sky One: Idols from Hell!
01:27:08 <Arnia> (literal and figurative)
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01:35:56 <[bjoern]> .c 4277*0.05
01:35:57 <phenny> 4 277 * 0.05 = 213.85
01:36:01 <[bjoern]> .c 4277*0.03
01:36:01 <phenny> 4 277 * 0.03 = 128.31
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02:16:46 <deltab> Easter should be a time when borrowed items are returned
02:17:44 <[bjoern]> We didn't, strictly speaking, borrow Jesus.
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02:56:49 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp Wager on whether they were all atheists? http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/16/border-patrol-beat-u.html
02:56:49 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
03:00:35 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp 'OPEN ON GERMAN SHEPHERD NERVOUSLY LOOKING AT CAMERA. "Yes, I smelled something. Absolutely. It was drugs. Or a person in the back seat...I mean in the trunk...yes, it was drugs in the trunk...no, a person in the trunk...not drugs. But it might've been drugs, too. Absolutely."'
03:00:35 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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07:01:27 <cre8radix> heya
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08:30:53 <sbp> yo
08:30:53 <phenny> sbp: 16 Apr 21:23Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/14/MN10172HH8.DTL
08:30:55 <phenny> sbp: 16 Apr 23:57Z <Arnia> tell sbp about http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/destinations/england/article5815885.ece
08:30:57 <phenny> sbp: 02:56Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp Wager on whether they were all atheists? http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/16/border-patrol-beat-u.html
08:31:01 <phenny> sbp: 03:00Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp 'OPEN ON GERMAN SHEPHERD NERVOUSLY LOOKING AT CAMERA. "Yes, I smelled something. Absolutely. It was drugs. Or a person in the back seat...I mean in the trunk...yes, it was drugs in the trunk...no, a person in the trunk...not drugs. But it might've been drugs, too. Absolutely."'
08:31:03 <sbp> BBC News calls waterboarding "simulated drowning"
08:31:15 <sbp> and they just used the map of taxis in London as a picture of "Digital Britain"
08:31:17 <sbp> heh
08:31:22 <_ulises> yo sbp
08:32:05 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] either that or from a rival church...
08:32:05 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
08:32:07 <sbp> yo _ulises!
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09:28:02 <sbp> .c 0XE4
09:28:03 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
09:28:06 <sbp> .c 0xE4
09:28:07 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
09:28:11 <sbp> .c 0xE4 in decimal
09:28:11 <phenny> 0xE4 = 228
09:49:11 <sbp> .title http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2009Apr/0024
09:49:12 <phenny> sbp: Review Comments for draft-nottingham-http-link-header-05 from Sean B. Palmer on 2009-04-17 (www-archive@w3.org from April 2009)
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11:11:14 <nslater> have you seen any of the stuff this pastor has written?
11:11:16 <nslater> .title http://faithfulwordbaptist.org/Truth_About_Homosexuals.html
11:11:17 <phenny> nslater: [The title is empty.]
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11:14:25 <nslater> http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/KingJamesBible.html
11:14:28 <nslater> this is pretty lolz
11:17:43 <nslater> http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/page9.html
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11:33:20 <sbp> this is the pastor who got tased?
11:39:46 <nslater> sbp: yeah
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14:23:33 <[bjoern]> It's called "Web Linking" now sbp
14:23:34 <phenny> [bjoern]: 08:32Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] either that or from a rival church...
14:23:43 <[bjoern]> good point
14:23:54 <[bjoern]> So yesterday I rearranged the table a bit
14:24:37 <[bjoern]> so it associates 8 9 10 11 with 80..8f 90..9f a0..af b0..bf so I can find the class with a simple shift
14:24:48 <[bjoern]> for continuation octets anyway
14:24:59 <[bjoern]> IMPRESSE SPEEDUPS compared to table lookup
14:25:15 <[bjoern]> If I don't move the mouse while benchmarking, it's almost 5%
14:25:28 <[bjoern]> more like 3% on average though
14:28:50 <[bjoern]> I see the pirate bay trial is over
14:30:15 <[bjoern]> next step would be finding a way to calculate the next state for continuations without the table. If that gives me another 3% boost I might just get to or below 3999
14:31:29 <[bjoern]> omg google to ajaxify its normal search
14:32:26 <[bjoern]> now nslater aswell, is swhack taking over the httpwg?
14:35:20 <sbp> Web Linking: ugh, so it is
14:35:57 <sbp> so that would be even more ironic given what I'm saying about its use of URIs for things that wouldn't necessarily even have to return anything on the, you know, web
14:36:16 <[bjoern]> Perhaps Linking5 would be better
14:36:20 <sbp> hehe
14:37:27 <sbp> “Met police officer interviewed under caution for manslaughter”
14:37:31 <sbp> on the Ian Tomlinson case
14:43:16 <sbp> “Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers.”
14:43:22 <sbp> — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm
14:44:20 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8004466.stm
14:44:22 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Politics | Smith will stay put - for now
14:44:46 <[bjoern]> http://www.ecma-international.org/news/PressReleases/PR_Ecma_finalises_major_revision_of_ECMAScript.htm
14:44:52 <[bjoern]> comments due by july 15
14:44:57 <sbp> “Yet even the most hostile commentators do not expect her to step down. They speculate she might be moved in a summer reshuffle. This is not a minister who has committed such a gaffe she is expected to vanish in an exchange of resignation letters.”
14:45:26 <sbp> are there any problems with it?
14:45:30 <sbp> because if not, we don't need to review it
14:45:45 <[bjoern]> It's ECMAScript.
14:46:04 <sbp> good point
14:48:09 <[bjoern]> already found a bugz in the ecmascpec
14:48:36 <[bjoern]> two
14:51:24 <[bjoern]> first mention of "JavaScript" is in this "The stringify function produces a JSON formatted string that captures information from a JavaScript value. It can take three parameters. The first parameter is required. The value parameter is a JavaScript value is usually an object or array, although it can also be a string, boolean, number or null."
14:51:30 <[bjoern]> that counts as another bug
14:51:49 <[bjoern]> (first and only two mentions)
14:56:09 <[bjoern]> "The plot's the only thing that I couldn't get a definite feel for from the demo, beyond the basic set-up of an oppressive regime, a resistance fighting against it and a character with mysterious powers brought to aid them in a twist of fate." - That would describe most of the final fantasy titles...
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14:57:03 <[bjoern]> I am impressed how much more slashdot sucks now after the last upgrade
14:57:20 <[bjoern]> scrolling through the front page is now really difficult
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15:00:30 <[bjoern]> "Section 7.2: Unicode characters <NEL>, <ZWSP>, and <BOM> are now treated as whitespace."
15:00:55 <[bjoern]> ZWSP in particular allows for ... compact code
15:01:54 <[bjoern]> "Section 7.8.5: In Edition 5 unescaped [slash] characters may appear as a CharacterClass in a regular expression literal. In Edition 3 such a character would have been interpreted as the final character of the literal."
15:02:13 <[bjoern]> that quite possibly breaks some of my code...
15:02:41 <[bjoern]> "Section 15.10.2.12: In Edition 5, \s now matches <NEL>, <ZWSP>, and <BOM>."
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15:38:43 <sbp> hmm, http://inamidst.com/proj/hangul/bookmarklet doesn't work in Safari
15:50:59 <_ulises> you're on your own then
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15:59:14 <clsn> http://cagle.com/working/090415/booth.jpg
15:59:14 <phenny> clsn: 01:50Z <nsh> tell clsn ok, thanks
16:02:20 <[bjoern]> do it wong, and wong will do you.
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16:03:44 <cre8radix> amy wong!
16:04:01 <sbp> EAT THE WIZARD
16:04:04 <sbp> EAT THE SLUT
16:04:10 <sbp> EAT THE ROBOT'S SHINY BUTT
16:04:15 <[bjoern]> EAT TO RO... right
16:04:17 <cre8radix> hehe
16:04:28 <cre8radix> sbp: where's teh script?
16:04:31 <cre8radix> wtf?
16:04:46 <[bjoern]> .g "eat the robot's shiny butt"
16:04:47 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://elpollodiablo.soup.io/post/6578019/Eat-the-wizard-eat-the-slut-eat
16:04:51 <sbp> gotta be in the right mood to write a script
16:05:32 <cre8radix> sbp: capn moody now, ey?
16:05:33 <sbp> it's a lot easier with d8uv
16:05:51 <cre8radix> .seen d8uv
16:05:52 <phenny> Sorry, I haven't seen d8uv around.
16:05:56 <cre8radix> :(
16:06:05 <cre8radix> i'll be an old man then
16:06:38 <cre8radix> i'll just tell the fans that they are not many enough
16:06:41 <cre8radix> ;P
16:07:01 <[bjoern]> insufficiently slutty fan whores, they must do better.
16:07:14 <sbp> tell them to multiply
16:07:14 <cre8radix> i'll tell them that, too
16:07:18 <cre8radix> :D
16:07:57 <cre8radix> sickurity: 112 downloads
16:08:03 <cre8radix> this month so far
16:08:18 <sbp> yeah, but that's before they've heard it
16:08:22 <cre8radix> :D
16:08:24 <sbp> after they hear it, they're all "sheeeeeeeat!"
16:08:52 <[bjoern]> If they multiply through procreation, it might take over 18 years for that to do any good.
16:09:26 <sbp> the process can be sped up through yoga
16:10:22 <[bjoern]> phenny, en de "Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt"?
16:10:22 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Essen Sie den Assistenten, der slut essen, essen, der Roboter die glänzende butt" (en to de, translate.google.com)
16:10:45 <[bjoern]> below average translation
16:10:57 <sbp> der slut essen
16:13:32 <sbp> cre8radix: okay, I've got an opening paragraph
16:13:36 <[bjoern]> .leo slut
16:13:38 <phenny> slut = das Flitscherl (Österr.; Süddt.) (ugs.) (pej.), die Nutte, die Schlampe
16:13:38 <phenny> male slut chiefly (pej.) = der Hurenbock (pej.)
16:13:39 <phenny> man slut (pej.) = der Hurenbock (pej.)
16:13:40 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=slut
16:13:47 <[bjoern]> Flitscherl!
16:14:02 <sbp> Schlampe is good
16:14:42 <[bjoern]> .leo Flittchen
16:14:43 <phenny> das Flittchen (ugs.) (pej.) = hussy, tart (sl.), trollop (pej.) - old-fashioned, floozie also: floozy, floosie, floosy (coll.) (pej.), painted woman
16:14:44 <phenny> das Flittchen = slapper (sl.)
16:14:45 <phenny> billiges Flittchen (pej.) = scrubber (pej.) (sl.)
16:14:45 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Flittchen
16:15:11 <[bjoern]> .leo schrubber
16:15:12 <phenny> mop = der Schrubber
16:15:13 <phenny> scrubber = der Schrubber
16:15:14 <phenny> swab = der Schrubber
16:15:15 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=schrubber
16:16:02 <[bjoern]> hilarious pix on http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrubber
16:18:33 <sbp> hehe
16:19:08 <cre8radix> sbp: shoot
16:19:10 <[bjoern]> too hungry to stop thinking about eating slutty enchantresses
16:19:49 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: can't you be sbp's d8uv 4 now?
16:20:05 <[bjoern]> You have no idea what you are asking.
16:20:31 <sbp> you could at least give me a plot for a subsketch
16:20:40 <sbp> I've got one introductory paragraph
16:20:43 <sbp> and then: [theme music]
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16:22:00 <sbp> you could just read out the Swhack guide
16:25:03 <cre8radix> hypnotoad?
16:25:10 <sbp> .wik Hypnotoad
16:25:11 <phenny> "This is a list of characters appearing in Futurama." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnotoad
16:25:18 <sbp> helpful, thanks Wikipedia
16:25:22 <[bjoern]> .img hypnotoad
16:25:23 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://lukehimself.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1229855544_21215089000.gif
16:25:34 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: http://einmachglas.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zensursula-datenpirat.png
16:25:56 <[bjoern]> nice
16:26:06 <cre8radix> zensursula++
16:26:26 <[bjoern]> the horn could be a bit vikingified
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16:40:09 <cre8radix> http://einmachglas.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/schilder-fur-zensursula/
16:40:49 <[bjoern]> Niemand hat vor eine Firewall zu errichten.
16:41:30 <[bjoern]> Niemand hat vor eine Brandmauer zu errichten. (thx to leo)
16:51:08 <cre8radix> .g cinestream
16:51:08 <phenny> cre8radix: http://digitalcontentproducer.com/mag/video_media_cinestream/
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17:10:07 <[bjoern]> Okay I think I found a way to eliminate one table lookup for starters, but at some cost.
17:10:37 <[bjoern]> I can renumber states and classes such that a starter x would go to state x.
17:11:02 <[bjoern]> Trouble is with contiunation octets, which would then go to different states
17:11:13 <[bjoern]> so you would have multiple end states, and not ideally placed
17:11:21 <[bjoern]> except perhaps if I mask them out, hmm
17:11:39 <[bjoern]> also, more states than currently would be needed, unless there is a proper masking trix...
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17:13:17 <[bjoern]> basically I'd like to map 0..8 to themself, and values > 8 to 1
17:14:04 <[bjoern]> (9 ... 12 or so)
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17:22:50 <[bjoern]> ~ right shifting by the fourth bit
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17:33:41 <[bjoern]> cre8radix: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2977/stopp.png
17:34:19 <_ulises> not 2be posting german stuff
17:34:30 <sbp> stopp!
17:34:37 <[bjoern]> deutsch or die.
17:34:39 <sbp> in der namen auf lieben!
17:34:50 <[bjoern]> Im Namen der Liebe?
17:35:11 <_ulises> ich bin Argentinien?
17:35:12 <sbp> I was going to go with inn or ohn
17:35:20 <sbp> shows what I know
17:35:23 <sbp> *ihn
17:36:02 <[bjoern]> _ulises, are you sure you are argentinia?
17:36:41 <_ulises> +n?
17:37:14 <sbp> he always means what he says
17:37:19 <sbp> even if it's a typo
17:37:37 <[bjoern]> Argentinier / Argentinierin (male / female)
17:37:52 <_ulises> ich bin argentinier?
17:38:01 <sbp> what about a transexual?
17:38:11 <[bjoern]> those are in brazil, I think
17:38:17 <sbp> oh, or what about a hemaphrodite?
17:38:50 <sbp> proposed extension to German 2.0
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17:39:05 <sbp> Argentinieri, for a hemaphodite Argentinian
17:39:19 <sbp> where do I file the comment?
17:39:20 <[bjoern]> .leo zwitter
17:39:22 <phenny> hermaphrodite (biol.) = der Zwitter
17:39:22 <phenny> hybrid = der Zwitter
17:39:23 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=zwitter
17:39:31 <[bjoern]> You could try Duden
17:39:38 <[bjoern]> or the Kultursministerkonferenz
17:40:28 <sbp> hang on, I'll write a letter
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17:41:00 <[bjoern]> hang on who/m?
17:41:39 <sbp> you onto the nearest available supermodel, of course
17:41:43 <sbp> also, sshhhh
17:41:45 <sbp> don't distract me
17:41:48 <sbp> important letter, this
17:47:20 <sbp> [bjoern]:
17:47:23 <sbp> --
17:47:24 <sbp> Dear Kultursministerkonferenzministeren,
17:47:24 <sbp>
17:47:24 <sbp> Wenn Sie jemals erreichte in eine Prostituierte der argentinischen Hosen, Sie werden wissen, dass manchmal finden Sie auch einen Penis und Scheide. Seien Sie nicht erstaunt sein, das! Vielmehr darüber nachdenken, wie das Geschlecht der Sprache verstärkt werden, um die Doppel-gendered Prostituierte.
17:47:24 <sbp>
17:47:25 <sbp> Siehe, meine hervorragende Vorschlag: Argentinieri, für eine hemaphodite argentinischen! Sie werden nicht einen besseren Vorschlag, auch wenn Sie graben durch die stinkenden Crack Ihrer Liebling der Rückseite Leitung.
17:47:28 <sbp>
17:47:30 <sbp> Wenn Sie nicht mein Vorschlag, Deutsch 2.0, Swhack wird gezwungen, um eine Abspaltung von Deutsch, Deutsch 5 genannt. Und Sie wissen, welche Art von Dingen, die wir dann in Betrieb genommen werden, dass die. So stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie es auf Deutsch 2.0. Sie Tampon Händler.
17:47:36 <sbp>
17:47:38 <sbp> Mit Liebe und Küsse und Cookies,
17:47:40 <sbp>
17:47:42 <sbp> --sbp
17:47:44 <sbp> --
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17:56:20 <_ulises> I resent that letter sbp
17:56:32 <_ulises> it implies that argentinians are hermaphrodites
18:08:26 <cre8radix> [bjoern]: :D
18:08:33 <cre8radix> stoppitch
18:29:18 <sbp> only that some are
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19:01:57 <_ulises> teh shock!
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19:06:32 <deltab> hmm, someone's pushed the wrong button on Channel 4+1
19:07:20 <[bjoern]> are we all doomed?
19:07:46 <[bjoern]> specially because of this, i mean
19:07:54 <deltab> heh, no, it's just funny
19:08:24 <deltab> static logo on screen, and the continuity announcer practising his links
19:08:43 <[bjoern]> lines?
19:10:01 <deltab> the descriptions of following programmes
19:10:39 <[bjoern]> yeah but do you call those links?
19:10:47 <deltab> yes
19:10:56 <[bjoern]> i see
19:11:09 <deltab> because they link together the programmes, I guess
19:12:01 <_ulises> oh noes!
19:18:19 <sbp> aw, is it fixed now?
19:18:23 <sbp> seems that I missed it
19:27:48 <sbp> oh man, this is great:
19:27:49 <sbp> [[[
19:27:50 <sbp> Note: In talking with them, rather than use the term "information
19:27:52 <sbp> resource", which is not an IETF kind of term and might have been
19:27:54 <sbp> confusing, I used "network data object or service" which here I'll
19:27:56 <sbp> abbreviate NDOOS. NDOOS is the phrase used in RFC 2616 (it's the
19:27:58 <sbp> definition of "resource"). NDOOS and IR are different, but not in any
19:28:00 <sbp> way that bears on this issue.
19:28:02 <sbp> ]]] - Jonathan Rees, http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-tag/2009Jan/0114
19:29:47 <[bjoern]> No we can't not U+E007F for their entertainment value.
19:32:06 <clsn> .gs try our * stratagem
19:32:08 <phenny> clsn: no results
19:33:08 <clsn> .gs * stratagem
19:33:09 <phenny> * stratagem: sontaran (17), of (12), (9), for (8), ' (8), the (6), about (6)
19:33:21 <clsn> .g sontaran stratagem
19:33:22 <phenny> clsn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sontaran_Stratagem
19:53:16 <sbp> [[[
19:53:16 <sbp> This architectural decision has been made and the cost in time
19:53:17 <sbp> of reopening it would be huge. Further, there is a very large
19:53:17 <sbp> number of large resources in the Linked Open Data community which use
19:53:17 <sbp> the architecture and Linked Data clients which would have problems
19:53:17 <sbp> with an IANA site
19:53:19 <sbp> which equates a document and a property.
19:53:25 <sbp> ]]] - TimBL, http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-tag/2009Jan/0130
19:55:14 <[bjoern]> nok nok nok reeesources, yip yip yip dooocuments nok yip yip MUUUUUUH
19:55:29 <[bjoern]> ring ring
19:55:36 <sbp> phoooone
19:55:42 <sbp> nuk nuk nuk nuk nuk
19:57:00 <[bjoern]> semantic cow telegraph
19:57:23 <sbp> what's morse code for the empty document?
19:58:01 <[bjoern]> Depends on whether you transmit the empty document as INFORMATION RESOURCE or SOMETHING ELSE.
19:58:26 <[bjoern]> You could try 3 x Long, 0 x Short, 3 x Long.
19:59:04 <sbp> hmm. wouldn't that be embedding the empty document between two Os?
19:59:24 <deltab> · · · - · -
19:59:52 <deltab> itym S
20:00:07 <deltab> but I am wrong to think that
20:00:24 <sbp> yeah
20:01:02 <sbp> and, itym - - - - · -... :-)
20:01:18 <[bjoern]> .u
20:01:18 <phenny> U+0010 (No name found)
20:01:28 <sbp> oh yeah, the slips in occasionally
20:01:34 <sbp> took me a while to figure out where it comes from
20:01:39 <sbp> nslater kept getting annoyed by it
20:01:49 <sbp> turns out it's the "right click" button on my keyboard that produces it
20:02:03 <sbp> I have a Windows keyboard plugged into an OS X box
20:02:08 <sbp> (it's a wonder one of them doesn't melt)
20:02:14 <sbp>
20:02:18 <[bjoern]> trying to emulate pressing return?
20:02:32 <sbp> well the key is right next to right-shift
20:02:41 <sbp> so occasionally I brush it and don't realise
20:02:55 <sbp> because apparently OS X doesn't have a glyph for
20:03:00 <[bjoern]> my mail reader shows a [?] for it
20:03:09 <[bjoern]> (no glyph has a different marker)
20:03:15 <[bjoern]> (a ? not in a box...)
20:03:36 <sbp> or the default glyph is the same as for a ZWSP
20:03:56 <sbp> oh right, nslater already pointed out it was in one of my emails
20:04:00 <sbp> the short one, I recall
20:04:07 <sbp> for him it's a ^P
20:04:33 <[bjoern]> can we make his mua beep beep beep?
20:05:00 <sbp> .email nslater beep beep beep [?] nuk beep beep
20:05:44 <[bjoern]> you could have sneaked in replacing U+00E4 by U+00F6
20:06:13 <sbp> why would I do that though?
20:06:23 <sbp> any diaeresis is a good diaeresis
20:06:43 <sbp> nevermind, I worked it out
20:07:11 * sbp files it under U for Ursa Major|Minor
20:07:24 <[bjoern]> because F6 is 6F with diaeresis
20:07:36 <sbp> heh, heh. I didn't know that
20:07:42 <sbp> it's almost... almost a palindrome
20:09:11 <[bjoern]> .u ⋛⋚
20:09:12 <phenny> U+22DB GREATER-THAN EQUAL TO OR LESS-THAN (⋛)
20:09:13 <phenny> U+22DA LESS-THAN EQUAL TO OR GREATER-THAN (⋚)
20:10:49 <sbp> sex ⋛ chickens ⋛ donkeys ⋚ chix ⋚ astronauts ⋛ squirrel desploders ⋛ shitrudeness ⋛ quasi-RDF-support ⋚ pancakes ⋚ storks ⋛ diaereses ⋚ morse code
20:15:56 <bancus> Why not just "is comparable with"?
20:16:19 <Charl> [bjoern], what did you end up using for the 0-8 -> 0; 9-12 -> 1 classification? I wanted to reply x = (x & 7) ? (x & 8) >> 3 : 0, but my connection dropped.
20:17:42 <deltab> grr — tried to upload the 20 MB video file, ran out of memory, and both my web browsers were killed, even though Transmission was using almost a gigabyte and has far less interesting state
20:17:43 <[bjoern]> I haven't studied that in more detail yet. if you use a conditional you could just use x < 9 ? x : 1
20:18:05 <sbp> the 20 MB video file? of what?
20:18:14 <sbp> oh, of the cool Channel4+1 stuff? rats
20:18:28 <deltab> yeah, I recorded most of it
20:18:44 <deltab> dcc?
20:18:55 <deltab> dunno why I didn't think of that first
20:19:07 <sbp> good idea, but let me load up a client that will actually work
20:19:27 <sbp> (dircproxy and dcc don't play friendly for some reason)
20:19:42 <deltab> not too surprising
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20:20:08 <sbpdcc> lay it down to me mang
20:20:18 <[bjoern]> "Not everybody gets an orgasm each time they see 'http:' used somewhere."
20:20:51 <sbp> we call such people Kentuckians
20:22:03 <sbpdcc> deltab: pls u send me goodnesses? thx!
20:23:56 <sbpdcc> kthx! gonna go in a bit
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20:24:01 <sbpdcc> but this is attached in screen
20:24:06 <sbpdcc> for connectivity wins
20:24:16 <sbpdcc> in fact, I'll try ^a-d now...
20:24:25 <sbp> sweet, it's still there
20:26:59 <deltab> hmm, so slow... I can get over 1Mb/s down, but not even 60 kb/s up
20:27:22 <sbp> I think I'm limited to 20 kb/s up, or something pathetic like that
20:27:55 <sbp> sbpdcc is using helios, which probably has 5GB/s down or something awesome like that
20:29:50 * sbp looks up the format: “VOB files you find on a DVD are MPEG2-PS files. The PS format, however, is not adapted for streaming video through a network or by satellite. Another format called Transport Stream (TS) was designed for streaming MPEG videos through such channels. VideoLAN software can handle these streams.” — http://filext.com/file-extension/TS
20:30:12 <sbp> ooh, done
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20:30:46 * sbp slurps-to-local...
20:31:02 <sbp> getting 220.2KB/s+ on that
20:31:14 <sbp> 243.7KB/s...
20:31:27 <sbp> that's probably my download maxing, not helios's upload
20:32:26 <deltab> yeah, that'd be 2 Mbit/s
20:32:44 <sbp> won't play in vlc
20:32:51 <sbp> will in MPlayer OS X
20:33:22 <deltab> should do: mplayer created it
20:33:52 <sbp> :-)
20:33:55 <sbp> this is great
20:35:56 <sbp> ooh matron?
20:36:08 <sbp> hehe, thanks
20:39:08 <deltab> awkward name that, No Angels
20:42:03 <[bjoern]> hey they emerged from a pop casting show I think
20:42:14 <[bjoern]> so it must be good
20:42:51 <[bjoern]> Ah I see "This article is about the German pop group. For the British television series, see No Angels (TV series)."
20:43:43 <[bjoern]> "On May 24, 2008, the group represented Germany with their single "Disappear" at the Eurovision Song Contest 2008, where they finished 23rd in the final voting."
20:43:52 <[bjoern]> I had forgotten all about that.
20:46:57 <cre8radix> :)
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22:01:53 <[bjoern]> http://www.amazon.de/s/ref=nb_ss_w?__mk_de_DE=%C5M%C5Z%D5%D1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=PC+vernetzen
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22:56:45 <danja__> "In 1976, British astronomer Sir Patrick Moore told listeners of BBC Radio 2 that unique alignment of two planets would result in an upward gravitational pull making people lighter at precisely 9:47 a.m. that day. He invited his audience to jump in the air and experience "a strange floating sensation." Dozens of listeners phoned in to say the experiment had worked."
22:57:02 <danja__> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools_Day
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