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07:41:12 <sbp> yo
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07:53:10 <sbp> phenny: tell [bjoern] http://blog.atribecallednext.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/brooklyn-superhero-supply-co.jpg
07:53:11 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
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08:36:44 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01381/beer-tax_1381602i.jpg - the policeman might be thinking, "perhaps I've had one too many..."
08:39:31 <sbp> phenny: tell clsn a pix from the Blessing of the Sun: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01381/israelis_1381610i.jpg
08:39:31 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when clsn is around.
08:42:54 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/frog-lights_1383626i.jpg - "A hungry Cuban tree frog is lit up after swallowing a decorative tree light in West Palm Beach, Florida"
08:53:48 <_ulises> yo
08:54:12 <sbp> yo _ulises
08:54:24 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/blue-horse_1383641i.jpg - "An architect who painted his entire house and everything in it bright blue has left his neighbours seeing red. Peter Kaschnig said he wanted to see the psychological effects of living surrounded by just one colour. But furious locals in Klagenfurt, Austria, say the experiment has left them with the blues"
08:54:44 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01383/obama-easter_1383578i.jpg
08:58:00 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01384/soap-river_1384343i.jpg - "A soap factory has launched an investigation after a river running through a nature reserve exploded into a mountain of foam in Middleton, near Manchester"
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09:05:05 <_ulises> how's you?
09:08:19 <xover> .t UTC
09:08:20 <phenny> 2009-04-18T09:08:20Z
10:12:58 <cre8radix> heya
10:13:05 <cre8radix> loggy: uri
10:13:05 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2009-04-18#T10-13-05
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14:17:24 <appletizer> does anybody happen to know how to reorder google scholar by citations?
14:19:12 <_ulises> you mean make google rank your results by citation count instead of relevance?
14:20:30 <appletizer> yeah :)
14:21:42 <_ulises> not sure that can be done, and even then it'd be like "zomg, you mean google doesn't know what's best for you? zomg zomg zomg!!!"
14:22:00 <appletizer> aha
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15:28:21 <[bjoern]> http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
15:28:21 <phenny> [bjoern]: 07:53Z <sbp> tell [bjoern] http://blog.atribecallednext.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/brooklyn-superhero-supply-co.jpg
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16:31:38 <sbp> “An Iranian-American journalist who denies spying for the US in Iran is jailed for eight years on the charge of espionage.”
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16:32:17 <kpreid> sbp: If they had admitted it, they would not be jailed?
16:32:20 <[bjoern]> that another uncomfortable plot summary?
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16:35:21 <realist> They'll imprison you for anything in Iran.
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16:53:17 <cre8radix> heya
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17:19:06 <appletizer> would non-correlation => non-causation given pearl's inductive causation algorithm?
17:19:58 <[bjoern]> You try it out and tell us!
17:20:07 <appletizer> haha
17:20:15 <appletizer> i'm having difficulty working it out
17:43:31 <xover> kpreid: Correct. (spying is a capital offence; he'd be beheaded instead)
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18:26:54 <sbp> xover: she!
18:31:27 <sbp> .wik Roxana Saberi
18:31:28 <phenny> "Roxana Saberi, (Persian: رکسانا صابری, Japanese: ロクサナ・サベリ) age 31, is an Iranian-Japanese American journalist, who was arrested in Iran in February, 2009, initially for the purchase of a bottle of wine which is banned under Islamic laws. [1]| [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxana_Saberi
18:56:57 <appletizer> speaking of which, there's no such thing as bankruptcy in dubai either
18:57:14 <appletizer> if one goes bankrupt, one ends up in prison for a minimum of six months
18:59:09 <[bjoern]> Since there is no bankruptcy that never happens.
18:59:20 <appletizer> hehe true that
19:00:13 <appletizer> http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html
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19:09:18 <jsled> "DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women." — http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
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19:11:19 <jsled> pfft, me forgetting where I see links from.
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19:36:58 <[bjoern]> remind me in 5
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19:38:34 <[bjoern]> So the plan is putting little greybrown things together with little green things into the red stuff, and then put the red stuff on yellow things.
19:39:26 <appletizer> gummybears!
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19:39:45 <[bjoern]> Yes, covered in blood.
19:39:55 <[bjoern]> bee52, what is thy bidding?
19:42:06 <jsled> ground beef and peppers into tomato sauce on corn? corn tortillas?
19:42:54 <jsled> ah, one of the better of this site's offerings: http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/2009/04/angel.html
19:42:56 <bee52> actually, I'd go for a daquiri right now
19:43:43 <[bjoern]> Gehackte Gewürzgurken zusammen mit Pilzen in die Nudelsauce auf gedrehte Bandnudeln.
19:44:11 <jsled> phenny: "Gehackte Gewürzgurken zusammen mit Pilzen in die Nudelsauce auf gedrehte Bandnudeln."?
19:44:13 <phenny> jsled: "Chopped pickled cucumber with mushrooms in the pasta sauce on noodles twisted." (de to en, translate.google.com)
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20:10:36 <deltab> appletizer: would CiteSeerX be of use?
20:12:55 <[bjoern]> Do the earth-is-6000years-old people agree on some paritcular creation day?
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20:15:54 <appletizer> deltab, thanks you're a lifesaver, i didn't realise they do that :)
20:16:00 * appletizer just looked it up
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20:43:04 <GuySoft> hey, does anyone know if there is some daemon script to get phenny to run on startp in debian?
20:45:38 <sbp> what's startp?
20:47:03 <[bjoern]> a variable name shorted to make expressions line up with each other.
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21:13:59 <deltab> sbp: there's a programme about UFOs on More4
21:14:17 <[bjoern]> past bedtime
21:14:19 <deltab> experimental Nazi planes
21:14:47 <deltab> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter
21:18:44 <deltab> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bell
21:18:55 <Ficthe> hah, I was just gonna call you for a non sequitur, but nevermind
21:20:18 <deltab> http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/568/secretfacility320x2401nz.jpg
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21:27:41 <[bjoern]> "Writing resembling Egyptian hieroglyphics was also said to be in a band around the base of the object" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident
21:27:45 <[bjoern]> call Richard Dean Anderson now
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22:01:21 <nsh> what
22:01:24 <nsh> is up?
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22:49:43 <nsh-> asplain: why, when making reduced-size keyboards, do the idiots put the function key on the opposite site of the keyboard to the cursors, so that you have to use two hands or dactylic gymnastics to page-up/down or employ the home/end keys?
22:49:45 <nsh-> isn't that
22:49:50 <nsh-> a little fucking retarded?
22:52:28 <deltab> oh, FN, not F1 etc.
22:52:37 <deltab> yes
22:53:08 <deltab> otoh maybe most people find it easier to use two hands
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22:56:42 <[bjoern]> .gc +haskelling
22:56:42 <phenny> +haskelling: 63
22:56:46 <[bjoern]> .gc +haskellling
22:56:47 <phenny> +haskellling: 0
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23:39:08 <nslater> who is Ficthe?
23:42:35 <lisppaste2> nsh pasted "email to editors of commonweal magazine" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/78809
23:43:37 <[bjoern]> There is better latin for repeating for emphasis
23:45:09 * nsh- knows none, sadly
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23:47:51 <[bjoern]> it's not quite this
23:47:53 <[bjoern]> .wik Ploce (figure of speech)
23:47:53 <phenny> "A ploce is a figure of speech in which a word is separated or repeated by way of emphasis." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploce_(figure_of_speech)
23:48:12 <nsh-> nice
23:49:12 <[bjoern]> Ficthe, questions have been raised as to your identity. Explain thyself at once, or, alternatively, do nothing, and face any and all (likely none) consequences. (Facing consequences, strictly speaking, is implied either way.)
23:50:01 <[bjoern]> also not quite
23:50:02 <[bjoern]> .wik Anadiplosis
23:50:02 <phenny> "Anadiplosis (from the Greek: ἀναδίπλωσις, anadíplōsis, 'a doubling, folding up') is the repetition of the last word of a preceding clause." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anadiplosis
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23:50:26 <nsh-> ++
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23:50:44 <[bjoern]> .wik Epanalepsis
23:50:44 <phenny> "The epanalepsis is a figure of speech defined by the repetition of the initial word or words of a clause or sentence at the end." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epanalepsis
23:50:46 <[bjoern]> is closer
23:50:59 <Ficthe> I'm just a lurker, really. I came here specifically to ask questions about phenny, but then I forgot what the questions were. Anyway, since I've recently started learning Python, I intend to make a .thes script that queries thesaurus.com - besides, I used to idle here a few months ago, we forget so easily?
23:51:23 <nsh-> the people who speak in this channel are periodically replaced with clones
23:51:34 <nsh-> sometimes the trivial memories are not reproduced with fidelity
23:51:48 <nsh-> the process is inexact: heisenberg, and such
23:52:01 <[bjoern]> We also like to confront lurkers with unexpected questions.
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23:53:00 <Ficthe> Yep, I know. I was almost going to ask you for "hacking scripts," pulling one over you for pulling one over me, if you will
23:53:19 <nsh-> oOo
23:53:26 <nsh-> you'll get the special treatment in that case
23:53:28 <[bjoern]> It would not have worked for I did recognize your nick.
23:53:56 <jsled> GRIEVE
23:54:04 <nsh-> Ficthe: who would win in the following epic cinematic battle: Aliens vs. Predator vs. The kid from Home Alone?
23:54:07 <[bjoern]> So jsled, you a prolog expert?
23:54:17 <jsled> [bjoern]: no.
23:54:22 <nsh-> please state reasons using references from pop music songs
23:54:45 <Ficthe> nsh-, depends, is the predator allowed to join forces with the kid from Home Alone?
23:55:01 <[bjoern]> .gc +unhttp
23:55:02 <phenny> +unhttp: 282
23:56:02 <[bjoern]> It would be easier to compare ALIENS with TERMINATOR, for, behold while I shall quoteth
23:56:11 <[bjoern]> ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
23:56:11 <[bjoern]> TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
23:56:11 <[bjoern]> -- http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
23:56:32 <nsh-> I think Home Alone can be summarised similarly
23:56:55 <[bjoern]> comments suggest "HOME ALONE: Abandoned child barely escapes sodomy by homosexual vagrants"
23:57:23 <nsh-> perhaps expanded to: "An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications after the parents attempt to correct their mistake by manipulating a pair of bumbling larcenists."
23:57:35 <nsh-> also, that
23:57:45 <[bjoern]> "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS: Two men kill animals to help a totalitarian regime."
23:58:08 * nsh- can't really remember what the totalitaria regime was in that film
23:58:13 <nsh-> all i remember is terrible aliens
23:58:20 <nsh-> and the feeling that part of my childhood was being raped
23:58:30 <[bjoern]> PRINCESS peach?
23:58:33 <nsh-> aliens/monsters/whatever
23:58:41 <nsh-> no, that was the highlight
23:58:46 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "HE-MAN: Half naked man beats up a corpse."
23:58:49 <nsh-> (actually, can't even remember if she was in it)
23:59:42 <[bjoern]> "WORLD TRADE CENTER: Arabs play Jenga"
