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07:29:51 <cre8radix> phenny: tell [bjoern]: http://www.heise.de/newsticker/Schlagabtausch-zwischen-Befuerwortern-und-Gegnern-von-Open-Access--/meldung/137537
07:29:52 <phenny> cre8radix: I'll pass that on when [bjoern] is around.
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08:42:12 <sbp> yo
08:52:30 <sbp> <Newsreader> So, how should I greet you?
08:52:39 <sbp> <Klingon> XHKNx'q HgUQueg!
08:52:48 <sbp> <Newsreader> Oh... Well... The same to you!
08:52:54 <sbp> — BBC News
08:56:32 <sbp> [[[
08:56:33 <sbp> In the grandiose health ministry building in central Mexico City, I sat down with the country's Health Minister, Jose Angel Cordova.
08:56:33 <sbp> As a nod to the enduring risk of infection, he prefers not to shake hands these days, instead offering the sleeve of his perfectly cut suit.
08:56:40 <sbp> ]]] — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8031132.stm
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09:46:17 <sbp> [BJÖËRN]
09:50:11 <[bjoern]> I can see that living in danger excites you.
09:50:11 <phenny> [bjoern]: 07:29Z <cre8radix> tell [bjoern] http://www.heise.de/newsticker/Schlagabtausch-zwischen-Befuerwortern-und-Gegnern-von-Open-Access--/meldung/137537
09:50:54 <sbp> I'm jü̈st ë̈xcï̈ted by ü̈mlä̈ü̈ts
09:51:17 <sbp> also I have to make some excitement up, because there are no miniature storchen
09:51:20 <[bjoern]> You've had better excuses.
09:51:30 <[bjoern]> Yeah that is problem
09:51:49 <sbp> and the only funny thing in the news today wasn't even in the news
09:52:30 <sbp> [[[
09:52:30 <sbp> In 2001 Follett appeared in the television satire programme Brass Eye which satirised media hysteria towards the issue of paedophilia. In the programme she was duped into giving fake warnings about an online game called Pantu the dog, claiming on camera that a paedophile had converted the dogs eye into a webcam in order to see the child player.
09:52:30 <sbp> Follett went on to demonstrate how the paedophile would wear a t-shirt with a small illustration of a child's body on it, in order to disguise themselves as another child and how the paedophiles get children to press their faces against the screen and then use special gloves to feel the child.
09:52:31 <sbp> ]]] — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Follett
09:52:33 <sbp> (this is our Minister for Culture, Creative Industries and Tourism)
09:52:35 <sbp> (whom we elected)
09:53:39 <[bjoern]> Creative Industries did not immediately make me think of what I suppose is actually meant by the term...
09:54:02 <sbp> probably nothing is intended by it, it's just a space filler
09:56:54 <[bjoern]> my usual sources for entertainment are utter fail aswell
09:57:09 <sbp> it is a weekend, of course. but still...
09:57:24 <sbp> oh actually, there was this:
09:57:25 <sbp> 09:52 <sbp> <Newsreader> So, how should I greet you?
09:57:25 <sbp> 09:52 <sbp> <Klingon> XHKNx'q HgUQueg!
09:57:25 <sbp> 09:52 <sbp> <Newsreader> Oh... Well... The same to you!
09:57:25 <sbp> 09:52 <sbp> — BBC News
10:10:58 <[bjoern]> german customs is running their own ebay, and they got the usual funny auctions like baseball bats with ... traces of usage, if you will; just came across one offering 95 Dell PCs for 520 EUR.
10:11:16 <sbp> oh you should get them
10:11:24 <sbp> and then inspect the hard drives
10:11:29 <sbp> (did you see that article the other day?)
10:11:42 <[bjoern]> yeah
10:12:48 <[bjoern]> They claim to have cleaned them using VS Clean
10:12:50 <[bjoern]> .wik VS Clean
10:12:51 <phenny> "Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate is the nickname given to the college rivalry between the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and the Georgia Bulldogs." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean,_Old-Fashioned_Hate
10:12:55 <[bjoern]> whatever that is
10:14:58 <[bjoern]> oh further down they have an additional 110 dell pcs, for 1650 atm
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10:21:14 <sbp> you could make a behemoth cluster out of 'em
10:21:17 <sbp> would be pretty fun
10:22:31 <[bjoern]> 29 x 750kg flour ~ 59 EUR
10:22:53 <sbp> .c (29 * 750) kg in tonnes
10:22:54 <phenny> (29 * 750) * kg = 21.75 tonnes
10:23:09 <sbp> and are they sure it's flour?
10:23:28 <sbp> “this flour is great! I even put it in my coffee!”
10:24:44 <[bjoern]> .c 88*0.2l + 111*0.5l
10:24:45 <phenny> (88 * (0.2 l)) + (111 * (0.5 l)) = 73.1 liters
10:25:13 <[bjoern]> 73l Tsipouro for 550 right here in the city
10:25:16 <[bjoern]> .wik Tsipouro
10:25:16 <phenny> "Tsipouro (Greek: Τσίπουρο) is a distilled alcoholic beverage, more precisely a pomace brandy, from Greece and in particular Thessaly (Tsipouro Tyrnavou), Epirus, Macedonia, and the island of Crete, where the same spirit with a stronger aroma is known as tsikoudia." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsipouro
10:26:07 <[bjoern]> also 215 bottles of Ouzo for 350
10:26:18 <[bjoern]> sounds like they cloosed some greek restaurant
10:31:10 <[bjoern]> lots of wedding dresses
10:32:15 <[bjoern]> mostly for fat people though it would seem
10:35:33 <[bjoern]> a 100 Reichsmark Deutsche Bank share for 1 EUR.
10:42:18 <sbp> you could use the Tsipouro to create a Tsipouro Pond!
10:50:49 <sbp> .title http://otherinbox.com/
10:50:49 <phenny> sbp: OtherInbox - The cure for email overload™
10:51:32 <[bjoern]> There is this nice guy who helps me with my mails, his name is Mark Read.
10:51:46 <sbp> yeah. they're showing this on BBC News at the moment
10:52:28 <sbp> .title http://kidzui.com/
10:52:30 <phenny> sbp: KidZui, The Internet For Kids
10:52:48 <[bjoern]> scary
10:52:53 <sbp> yeah, very
10:54:12 <sbp> now a site for keeping up with codecs!
10:54:17 <sbp> .title http://gomlab.com/
10:54:19 <phenny> sbp: GOM
10:54:32 <[bjoern]> Do I want to "codecs?" ?
10:54:54 <sbp> well this can handle flv files which vlc can't
10:54:57 <sbp> so. no
10:55:14 <[bjoern]> there are flv files vlc cannot handle?
10:55:52 <sbp> on Twitter: "I like the concept, but to be completely honest with you, I can't really see the point. [...] my life just isn't interesting enough to twit. er... tweet"
10:56:00 <sbp> .title http://celebritytweet.com/
10:56:09 <phenny> sbp: CelebrityTweet! Stalk Celebrities on Twitter! Celebrity Twitter!
10:56:25 <sbp> celebritytweet.com is part of her morning coffee reading ritual right now, she says
10:56:54 <[bjoern]> that just loads and loads and loads and sounds like bullcrap anyway.
10:57:18 <sbp> depends whether you like famous people's toilet habits or not
10:57:25 <sbp> do YOU like famous people's toilet habits? or not?
10:58:17 <[bjoern]> well if they illustrate them in ascii art within twitter limits, that might just interest me.
11:00:18 <sbp> depends on the celebrity, I suppose
11:01:40 <[bjoern]> [23 Apr 09 00:06] * [bjoern] * The next big things will be twitterpods, twittervideopods, and ajaxiantwitterpix.
11:01:42 <[bjoern]> still waiting
11:02:23 <sbp> won't be long
11:02:29 <sbp> twitterpods will be limited to 140 seconds though?
11:03:03 <[bjoern]> 140 frames would be more fitting?
11:03:23 <sbp> only in a videopod
11:03:27 <[bjoern]> or 140 frequency variations.
11:04:01 <[bjoern]> "An MPEG audio file is built up from smaller parts called frames. Generally, frames are independent items. Each frame has its own header and audio informations."
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11:14:38 <[bjoern]> okay this is hilarious http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/05/08/2046215
11:16:04 <sbp> ooh, we can patent all sorts of periods if we use part minutes
11:16:11 <sbp> 38.981391478 minute meetings
11:16:40 <[bjoern]> Mostly the "if an hour were shorter, by a small amount, we would be more focused, and accomplish the same amount of work, but in less real time" bit
11:16:56 <[bjoern]> not sure what that even means
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11:56:33 <[bjoern]> http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film
12:00:04 <[bjoern]> "life, liberty, and pursuit of all who threaten it"
12:00:09 <sbp> [[[
12:00:10 <sbp> For those who haven’t heard yet, Wolfram|Alpha is a much-hyped, badly-named computational search engine that gives real answers to queries such as “internet users in Europe.”
12:00:17 <sbp> ]]] — http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/05/how-the-wolfram-alpha-search-engine-could-save-google/
12:00:55 * kpreid wonders if the name has any Star Trek connection
12:01:25 <sbp> .g Wolf Alpha Star Trek
12:01:26 <phenny> sbp: http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Robert_Hewitt_Wolfe
12:01:33 <sbp> .g Wolfram Alpha Star Trek
12:01:34 <phenny> sbp: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/28/wolfram-alpha-veil-lifted/
12:01:44 <kpreid> Memory Alpha, in particular
12:02:05 <sbp> mebs
12:02:30 <[bjoern]> "Millions of americans are still masturbation at an 8th grade level"
12:03:28 <[bjoern]> http://www.theonion.com/content/video/autoworkers_compete_to_keep_jobs is exciting
12:18:42 <[bjoern]> "I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You"
12:19:05 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "Stereotypes Are A Real Time-Saver"
12:23:57 <sbp> Mining Muppet Metaphysics
12:29:58 <[bjoern]> so i declare total newsfail
12:30:41 <sbp> Wolfram releases on the 18th apparently
12:30:46 <sbp> so there'll be news on that day
12:30:58 <[bjoern]> well that's a monday
12:31:00 <sbp> people going "LOL ITS BETTER THAN SEX!!"
12:31:03 <sbp> ah
12:31:32 <sbp> "I HAD SEX AND THEN I HAD WOLFREM AND WOLFREM GAVE ME THE BETTER ORGASEM"
12:32:03 <[bjoern]> Going by web 2.0 pr0n that's unsurprising.
12:32:41 <sbp> there ought to be a news agency which does what we do most mornings
12:32:44 <sbp> to save us from having to do it
12:32:58 <sbp> it goes out, it finds entertaining news, and reports it in summary form
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12:39:27 <cre8radix> http://standardatl.com/home/2009/05/07/disney-x-star-wars-weekends-ad-campaign/
12:39:30 <cre8radix> .title
12:39:36 <phenny> cre8radix: STANDARD | Blog » Disney x Star Wars - Weekends Ad Campaign
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12:42:41 <[bjoern]> .c 6*25 + 6*28 + 3*25 + 3*19 + 390 - 790
12:42:41 <phenny> (6 * 25) + (6 * 28) + (3 * 25) + (3 * 19) + 390 - 790 = 50
12:43:47 <sbp> 50 EUR for a blow-up slapass punkbitch trickho doll from German customs?
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12:45:22 <[bjoern]> The auction isn't over yet
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13:03:53 <sbp> top three, grid: GBR, GER, BRA
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13:16:55 <[bjoern]> one of those courses where starting in the second slot beats starting pole?
13:19:59 <sbp> [bjoern]: out of the past ten races:
13:20:01 <sbp> 5 wins from 1st
13:20:04 <sbp> 5 wins from 2nd
13:20:16 <[bjoern]> BRA pwnage
13:20:42 <sbp> heh, heh
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14:35:16 <cre8radix> hehehe
14:35:16 <cre8radix> http://hackaday.com/2009/05/05/twittering-toilet/
14:45:20 <[bjoern]> .c 1112 days in years
14:45:21 <phenny> 1112 days = 3.0445551 years
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19:09:24 <sbp> Arnia, nslater, others UK and non-UK:
19:09:26 <sbp> [[[
19:09:28 <sbp> A bus is a good way to get over to campaigning. You know I’m into Facebooks and all that kind of new technology now. But I’m into face to face. You’ve got to go out in the market square. I undressed 450 students yesterday with Ed Miliband and Eddie Izzard and I did 300 last night. You have got to talk to our people and when I hear Charles Clarke saying it’s a shame, I have got to say ... bit of dayjay vu [sic].
19:09:32 <sbp> They were the same people who crawled out of the woodwork last September, told us they were finished, Gordon should go. Clarke actually did apologise later and said he thought he’d got it wrong. Now he’s back at it again. I just say to them, for God’s sake stop complaining and get campaigning. We’ve had great difficulties.
19:09:37 <sbp> If you go out in the market square, like in Liverpool [sic], if you know here, they are asking all these questions about allowances, about Gurkhas, quite properly so, and you have got to answer them and in public as well. But what I do say, let’s make sure we get the big decisions right. I know you are a bit of a half glass man, half empty not full ...
19:09:44 <sbp> Just turn back, you will hear them, when you have had the Americans saying there were signs that we are getting recovery both in America and here. Now, they are the big decisions, John, that and climate. Keep your eye on the big decisions and think about some of those. One, about whether it’s boom or bust.
19:09:48 <sbp> If you look at the 10 years, we didn’t have the 10 years of the Tories where you did have boom and bust. John, John, there were millions unemployed, there were millions into poverty. I don’t know what you are talking about. If you look at that card we produced in 1967 [sic] which I often bring on.
19:09:52 <sbp> I could give it you again and that card said what we would do and we delivered on it, largely due to Gordon Brown and Tony Blair. If you look at the actual point of the regulation, Gordon did bring in regulation. He was the man who used to warn us in Cabinet 'if I can’t get the I-arm-F [sic] and the EU and the World Bank to recognise we need to change the finance’. He constantly complained he couldn’t get it done.
19:09:57 <sbp> By God, when we got the collapse they wanted to listen to Gordon Brown. Capitalisation, the building of the stimulus in the economy and now as we heard from President Obama an independence here. It’s beginning to turn and that regulatory framework wasn’t tough enough. Have a bit of perspective about it.
19:10:01 <sbp> Concentrate on the big decisions, really, that is get the economy right, climate change coming up this year. He’s working hard for that. The big decisions are right but I hear people say 'I don’t like this smile’. For God’s sake do you go on an aeroplane, talk to the pilot and ask if he’s got a smile or not? Can he land the plane?
19:10:05 <sbp> It’s still a bit of a problem, the McBrides and all that, what was his name, I can’t remember now, doing that stupid email. They are still a bit of a problem. We have been making problems, as David Blunkett and Charles has said, and Charles, if you are ashamed to stay in the party it is obvious what you should do isn’t it? If you can’t work in it.
19:10:09 <sbp> I am really staggered when I hear a Labour MP that when come through this record and after all Charles has been in Cabinet, David has been in Cabinet. They are in and out. They out themselves. Stop complaining and start campaigning.
19:10:16 <sbp> I asked David to come campaigning and he said he couldn’t because he was going to a football match. Fine. But then you make a speech in Doncaster attacking. What I’m saying is, have the debate amongst ourselves, do the issues, have the debate, and David, come and join me on the campaign for God’s sake.
19:10:20 <sbp> Charles, well, he’s not a campaigner. I’m out here facing the public, getting on with the case and that’s what Labour’s got to do. Just put out proud of our record. That’s what the go forth campaign is all about. And with Alistair tonight up in Keighley, Glenys in Manchester, MPs, junior ministers, Rosie Winterton...
19:10:24 <sbp> ]]] — John Prescott
19:10:26 <sbp> (on the BBC, Today Show I think it was)
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19:13:13 <nslater> fuck me
19:18:47 <bancus> Maybe later.
19:20:22 <sbp> there seem to be two main problems with politics
19:21:06 <sbp> the first is that you either vote for that lot, represented above, or the other lot, represented by Eton. or the lot on which you'll waste your vote. you're not really voting for policies as you are deciding between two policy bundles which are both terrible
19:22:11 <sbp> the second is that for the most part, the policies aren't represented anyway, and neither are the candidates (and, therefore, neither are the people). if everybody in the country read that kind of confused rant from Prescott before he got into being Deputy Prime Minister, perhaps he wouldn't have got there?
19:22:33 <sbp> (though on that note, see above)
19:23:15 <[bjoern]> executive summary of quote plz
19:23:30 <sbp> last election someone was on the fence about what to do, so I ventured to suggest a candidate, and they said fine, as long as they are in line on one particular issue that meant a lot to them, that actually made a difference to them
19:23:42 <sbp> so I said okay, let's try to find that out
19:23:53 <sbp> tried the web, obvious first point of call. no information there!
19:24:14 <[bjoern]> You sure this is going to be a summary?
19:24:47 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "If you can't tweet it, it's probably not worth saying."
19:24:54 <sbp> so I thought hey, let's try ringing this party's headquarters. it's election time, and they're bound to want to get another voter, so they're going to be really helpful. rang them up; they were a complete pile of crap. they gave no information whatsoever, and didn't even seem to know what this issue — a central bit of policy — was all about
19:25:27 <sbp> so the only recourse was to try to contact the candidate. and after two days of constantly trying to reach the candidate, by phone and email as far as I recall, there was no response
19:25:46 <sbp> and that was whom I thought was the best choice...
19:25:50 <sbp> sigh
19:26:10 <sbp> [bjoern]: the quote is about as summarisable as Ulysses
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19:28:26 <sbp> .gc "The Cheeky Pussycat Babes"
19:28:27 <phenny> "The Cheeky Pussycat Babes": 0
19:29:11 <[bjoern]> Look, if you want a 140 char summary of Illiad and Odyssey write it yourself.
19:29:14 <[bjoern]> Nice try though.
19:30:13 <sbp> Joyce rather than Homer
19:31:36 <[bjoern]> You are just saying that to ruin my suggestion to base it on the corresponding DuckTales episode.
19:31:52 <sbp> well it's based on the same plot. allegedly...
19:32:01 <sbp> as is most of literature
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19:55:14 <[bjoern]> Is there a goddess of (entertaining) news? There ought to be.
19:57:17 <[bjoern]> check out the firefox logo on http://prism.mozilla.com/started/
19:57:40 <sbp> what about it?
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19:57:54 <Monty2> Speak of the devil, it's tav_!
19:57:59 <[bjoern]> load it in a separate window
19:58:07 <[bjoern]> or right click it, or whatever
19:58:20 <sbp> woah
20:00:01 <sbp> deltab: Bring Back Star Trek, C4
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20:00:48 <[bjoern]> optipng makes it 30kb smaller, though that does not help much really
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20:00:54 <Monty2> bah, it's jeffarch again
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20:07:30 <Monty2> it's jeffarch!
20:08:03 <[bjoern]> jeffarch: you and Monty2 broke up or something?
20:08:06 <Monty2> I've heard you about 2 hours now you roll and "Other options"
20:08:18 <sbp> Monty2: maybe you are an option
20:08:26 <Monty2> hency my mind :) likely is almost 20 mins of Hollywood movies. The Clash from the 'r' a c lib I only give you can't when is_integer guard?
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20:11:33 <sbp> the question everybody is asking
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20:13:02 <sbp> Monty2: I've got one word for you: coq au vin
20:13:07 <Monty2> (inbetween 0x79 and just loads and north of changes. i.e. would wear a kick-ass framework
20:13:11 <sbp> )
20:13:45 <[bjoern]> .gc carbonated high fructose corn syrup
20:13:46 <phenny> carbonated high fructose corn syrup: 13,300
20:13:50 <sbp> [bjoern]: dude!
20:13:54 <[bjoern]> omg
20:13:55 <sbp> SNICKERS: GET SOME NUTS
20:14:02 <sbp> I just heard Mr. T shouting that
20:14:08 <sbp> from a helicopter, in an advert
20:14:16 <sbp> some guy had a pool and he wouldn't go in it
20:14:16 <[bjoern]> He'd sure like to get some...
20:14:23 <sbp> because the water was too cold or something
20:14:30 <sbp> so Mr. T comes along in his army helicopter
20:14:35 <sbp> and it's loaded with Snickers bars
20:14:38 <[bjoern]> no very non-gayish of him
20:14:46 <sbp> and he fires them (they sorta fling out) at the man who won't get in the pool
20:14:57 <sbp> (the man, even though he's weedy and won't go in a pool, has a hot girlfriend)
20:15:02 <sbp> and then Mr. T goes: GET SOME NUTS
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20:15:13 <sbp> nothing about the man race though
20:15:19 <sbp> oop, JLC is back on
20:15:36 <[bjoern]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiixrRgysks
20:15:39 <sbp> .title
20:15:40 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Mr. T / Snickers Helicopter and Pool Advert: Mr. T is Back!
20:15:45 <sbp> ooh, that's it
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20:16:21 <[bjoern]> his german voice is better
20:16:31 <sbp> yeah, he's getting there
20:16:34 <[bjoern]> apparently many smiliar ads
20:16:51 <[bjoern]> are we playing soccer or something?
20:16:57 <[bjoern]> hearing suggestive screams
20:16:59 <sbp> it would be football if at all
20:17:15 <[bjoern]> you know I just do that do annoy you.
20:17:34 <sbp> IT WORKS
20:19:35 <[bjoern]> the DFB apparently calls the male one "Die Nationalmannschaft" and the female one "Frauen-Nationalmannschaft"
20:20:09 <[bjoern]> does not appear to be the case
20:20:42 <sbp> HUGS NOT DRUGS
20:20:47 <sbp> — JLC t-shirt
20:20:59 <[bjoern]> next games are against cn late may (in cn) and against ... hmm, sa is saudi arabia not south africa, I think ... in de
20:21:33 <[bjoern]> previous was in wales
20:21:33 <sbp> .wik DFB
20:21:34 <phenny> "The German Football Federation (German: Deutscher Fußball-Bund or DFB) is the governing body of football in Germany." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DFB
20:21:45 <sbp> Foooßßßsßssßßßsssball
20:22:05 <[bjoern]> april 1st against wales, won of course
20:28:36 <[bjoern]> .gc "obama murders cow to enjoy pagan lunch"
20:28:37 <phenny> "obama murders cow to enjoy pagan lunch": 24
20:28:55 <[bjoern]> (fox news)
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20:35:33 <sbp> .news bogus claims
20:35:34 <phenny> sbp: http://www.businesswire.com/news/google/20090429006591/en
20:38:08 <sbp> "this bunting has to look the shit"
20:39:08 <[bjoern]> .news pagan orgy
20:39:08 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://spectator.org/archives/2009/04/17/brave-new-barbarism
20:39:12 <[bjoern]> .title
20:39:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: The American Spectator : Brave New Barbarism
20:39:19 <[bjoern]> thanks, good title
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20:44:55 <deltab> yay, Bill Bailey on BBC2, with the BBC Concert Orchestra
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20:50:09 <sbp> hey, they just mentioned the KLI
20:57:38 <sbp> phenny: tell clsn the KLI got a mention on British telly, yay
20:57:39 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when clsn is around.
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21:00:02 <BigJibby> .g KLI
21:00:02 <phenny> BigJibby: http://www.kli.org/
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21:03:23 <BigJibby> .t "nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'"
21:03:24 <phenny> BigJibby: Sorry, I don't know about the '"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'"' timezone.
21:03:32 <BigJibby> "nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'"?
21:04:05 <BigJibby> phenny: help me
21:05:17 <BigJibby> .u ┳
21:05:17 <phenny> U+2533 BOX DRAWINGS HEAVY DOWN AND HORIZONTAL (┳)
21:05:59 <BigJibby> .u ▌
21:06:00 <phenny> U+258C LEFT HALF BLOCK (▌)
21:07:14 <BigJibby> .u
21:07:14 <phenny> U+3000 IDEOGRAPHIC SPACE ( )
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21:16:56 <sbp> phenny: "nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'"?
21:16:57 <phenny> sbp: Language guessing failed, so try suggesting one!
21:17:03 <sbp> well, Klingon
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22:16:06 * jessica is vividly reminded of recent Onion News Network piece: "Star Trek Fans Disappointed That New Film Is Entertaining"
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22:41:12 <Monty2> yo shepazu!
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