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02:00:19 <Monty2> it's JibbyBot!
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02:51:16 <Monty2> hi _ulises, how ya doing?
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04:57:58 <bancus> .title http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iURO8fOyWVOA0ytFlaAGuC9F7R9wD98EBRSG0
04:59:56 <jsled> that'll go over really well for them.
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08:40:21 <sbp> yo
08:40:27 <nsh> yo
08:40:31 <nsh> phenny is le dead
08:40:51 <_ulises> yo
08:40:54 <nsh> why is dircproxy on init by not phenny?
08:41:01 <nsh> that is a strange state of affairs
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08:46:59 <sbp> it's znc, not dircproxt
08:47:04 <sbp> *dircproxy
08:47:04 <Monty2> Ok, I write these are meant to provide a dark base color with +native works. I make && make fractals with these views, except the background
08:47:11 <sbp> don't you start
08:54:29 <nsh> oh, i was just guessing
08:54:34 <nsh> the name was in my brainspaz
08:54:38 <nsh> how's it going?
08:55:15 <sbp> still haven't got a reply to my "?" email
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09:06:30 <[bjoern]> They might be busy working out what the mail should have said.
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10:42:39 <nsh> p2b CC moar emails to nsh
10:42:45 <nsh> i get viddy few emails
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10:54:40 <cre8radix> heya
11:04:04 <_ulises> yo cre8radix
11:07:18 <cre8radix> _ulises: heya
11:07:25 <cre8radix> howzit?
11:07:53 <_ulises> nœ bad, yersel?
11:09:13 <cre8radix> cøøl
11:09:26 <cre8radix> transcoding a vid
11:12:55 <_ulises> woo
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12:52:49 <sbp> yo
12:58:55 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01406/bryant_1406721i.jpg
13:02:09 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/chemical-suit_1407667i.jpg
13:04:19 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/pope-hat_1407615i.jpg
13:04:54 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/snails-face_1407624i.jpg
13:18:42 <[bjoern]> For the first, failed to combine fireball with bald
13:18:58 <[bjoern]> the chemical suit is great
13:19:18 <cre8radix> quote of the day: "Everything is going to be alright could have worked." (kain schwarz)
13:19:49 <[bjoern]> pope is Das Schweigen der Lämmer
13:20:03 <[bjoern]> snails is disgusting
13:20:21 <[bjoern]> will think about caption for suit guy
13:21:02 <sbp> there, done photos
13:21:13 <sbp> funny how the 01407 ones were good
13:21:20 <sbp> and then like three other days had nothing
13:21:38 <sbp> some days they just don't seem to try
13:22:33 <[bjoern]> Perhaps different people doing the images at different parts of the week
13:23:05 <[bjoern]> People without humor do sa, so, mo, people with tangible humor the other days, say.
13:23:36 <[bjoern]> .gc dosasomo
13:23:37 <phenny> dosasomo: 0
13:23:47 <sbp> makes sense. I was wondering if it was something to do with the photographers
13:24:10 <sbp> but I couldn't figure out anything hilarious enough to account for it
13:25:35 <[bjoern]> weekend relationships, sex with affair vs sex with wife.
13:26:41 <[bjoern]> looks unhealthy to me http://www.pfalzstorch.de/bilder/live1.html
13:27:23 <_ulises> may I ask what's the deal with the stork and the webcam?
13:28:54 <[bjoern]> The webcam looks healthy to me.
13:32:20 <_ulises> that, even though quite true, doesn't tell me much
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13:35:51 <Monty2> welcome, kpreid
13:36:32 <sbp> ouch, yeah
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13:39:52 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8069686.stm
13:39:54 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
13:40:06 <sbp> (video, faller was reasonably fine)
13:40:06 <Monty2> yowza
13:41:30 <_ulises> yeah, wtf
13:41:38 <_ulises> mind you I can see why the old dude did it though
13:42:04 <_ulises> he must've been thinking "wtf, never mind this psychological bollocks, I'll just push him"
13:43:11 <sbp> hehe
13:43:16 <sbp> yeah, does look that way
13:43:29 <sbp> no nonsense, and it nearly worked okay
13:43:35 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8068088.stm
13:43:38 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Magazine | Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome?
13:44:26 <sbp> http://www.broadbandperformance.co.uk/speedmap.aspx
13:45:01 <[bjoern]> I read half the article and expected funnzors
13:45:07 <[bjoern]> but then the video is very disappointing
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13:45:46 <sbp> always read the whole article first
13:46:11 <[bjoern]> no, that makes no sense at all
13:46:22 <[bjoern]> clearly I should have only read half of it, and then ignored the video
13:46:44 <sbp> the bottom half
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13:51:11 <cre8radix> .wik geektalk
13:51:13 <phenny> "The following are participants in Wikipedia:WikiProject Music." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Music/Participants
13:51:24 <sbp> .wik geek talk
13:51:26 <phenny> "Geek Radio Daily is a daily geek talk podcast from Tappahannock, Virginia hosted by The Vicar and Billy Flynn." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Radio_Daily
13:51:40 <sbp> sounds great
13:54:47 <sbp> _ulises: how's your Achewood archive reading coming along?
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13:55:30 <Monty2> Thank goodness, nwalsh is back!
13:55:54 <sbp> .gs * is the best word
13:55:55 <phenny> * is the best word: wow (3), sketchword (3), serene (3), mellel (3), glamorous (3)
13:55:59 <sbp> .gs * is a great word
13:56:00 <phenny> * is a great word: imangi (4), euphemism (4), twist (3), spelunker (3), scramble (3)
13:56:03 <sbp> .gs * is an awesome word
13:56:04 <phenny> * is an awesome word: krishnacore" (3), frathole (3), defenestrate (3), awesome (3)
13:56:11 <sbp> .gs * is an hilarious word
13:56:13 <phenny> * is an hilarious word: that (3), this (2)
13:56:20 <sbp> .gs * is a brilliant word
13:56:22 <phenny> * is a brilliant word: words (2), wordle (2), pronto (2), editing style (2)
13:56:30 <sbp> words is a brilliant word?
13:56:37 <_ulises> sbp: currently on http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua73KZPl
13:57:01 <sbp> have you been doing them in order?
13:57:04 <_ulises> yes
13:58:38 <sbp> so... you...
13:58:50 <sbp> you know the one where Lyle wants to play trumpet with his cock?
13:59:18 <_ulises> yeah
13:59:21 <_ulises> heh heh
13:59:28 <sbp> and you remember that whole... arc?
13:59:40 <sbp> DUDE COME ON IT'S THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT!
13:59:46 <sbp> why didn't you say when you got there!
13:59:48 <sbp> awesome
14:00:03 <_ulises> oh
14:00:12 <_ulises> heh, didn't know I should keep you posted
14:00:21 <_ulises> I really liked beef's reaction to the jeeps though
14:00:23 <sbp> it's the Great Outdoor Fight!
14:00:26 <_ulises> Beef's the man
14:00:44 <_ulises> whatever Ray does is totally expected, well, most of what he does
14:00:50 <sbp> heh, heh
14:00:51 <_ulises> but Beef never ceases to surprise you
14:01:19 <sbp> that whole thing was just mind bogglingly good
14:01:42 <cre8radix> ♫
14:01:47 <sbp> seeing it come out day by day was just mental
14:01:51 <_ulises> heh
14:02:05 <sbp> I have the book!
14:02:12 <_ulises> I also quite fancied those arcs with beef being so depressed he couldn't finish his toast
14:02:12 <Monty2> awesome
14:02:12 <sbp> it's still good in there
14:02:18 <sbp> heh
14:02:23 <sbp> most arcs are like that
14:02:41 <sbp> my favourite of those is when he's lying awake at night listening to sounds
14:03:33 <_ulises> heh, morgan freeman going on about tostadas ...
14:03:33 <sbp> oh, check this out by the way:
14:03:35 <sbp> http://inamidst.com/misc/aw05232006
14:04:19 <_ulises> yeah, loved those ones
14:04:28 <_ulises> mega-dong longing :D
14:07:26 <_ulises> sbp: so what's the deal with the stork? why the interest (other than because it's a stork and storks are cool)?
14:16:24 <sbp> if you're seeking any further explanation than that, there's probably something wrong with you
14:16:45 <sbp> STORKS ARE COOL
14:16:49 <_ulises> well ... you about the birds and the bees?
14:16:58 <sbp> also we feel a little sorry for it because it keeps fucking up
14:17:05 <_ulises> *know
14:17:08 <sbp> last year, no storklets at all
14:17:19 <_ulises> aw, shame
14:17:23 <sbp> this year, there were storklets strewn around the area at random
14:17:30 <sbp> so, not such a good couple of years for them
14:18:19 <sbp> also you get all the dramas in the background
14:18:24 <sbp> like bin collection days and so on
14:18:40 <sbp> solar panels installed on the inn
14:18:46 <_ulises> ah, so you actually like the real-life soap opera in the background
14:18:55 <sbp> what there is of it
14:19:14 <sbp> it's not a busy town
14:19:27 <sbp> it's not really a town, even; I'd say it's a large village
14:19:40 <_ulises> not even a village, just a collection of houses
14:19:45 <_ulises> and those aren't even storks!
14:19:47 <sbp> that would be a hamlet
14:21:02 <_ulises> so, birds and bees
14:21:12 <_ulises> back home, before you actually learn how to make babies
14:21:22 <_ulises> parents tell their kids that storks actually bring babies from paris
14:21:22 <Monty2> "apple has many people tend to abstract some intro to see that in common?
14:21:30 <sbp> <Bart> the birds are out, and bees are trying to have sex with them (as I understand it)
14:21:32 <_ulises> and dish them out through chimneys santa style
14:21:40 <sbp> yeah, same here
14:21:45 <sbp> though we don't say they come from Paris
14:21:49 <_ulises> eh? apparently not up here
14:22:04 <_ulises> why wouldn't you? Paris is full of babies
14:22:13 <sbp> come on man, it was the whole basis of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
14:22:25 <_ulises> oooh, defiant pose: http://www.pfalzstorch.de/bilder/live1.html
14:22:33 <_ulises> not anymore
14:22:57 <sbp> I'd say it was more of a "where did my chicks go?" pose
14:24:07 <sbp> .gcs "Paris is full of babies" "Paris is full of babes"
14:24:09 <phenny> "Paris is full of babies" (1), "Paris is full of babes" (0)
14:24:14 <sbp> hmm, fair enough
14:24:19 <sbp> .g "Paris is full of babies"
14:24:21 <phenny> sbp: http://twitter.com/tokyofoodcast
14:25:08 <_ulises> WHERE ARE MY CHICKS
14:25:32 <sbp> yeah, see, there you go
14:25:42 <sbp> I LEFT THEM WITH MY WIFE AND NOW THEY ARE ALL GONE
14:25:49 <sbp> PERHAPS SHE KILLED THEM ALL BY DROPPING THEM OFF THE ROOF
14:25:52 <sbp> OR MAYBE THEY ARE IN PARIS
14:26:25 <_ulises> DID YOU SELL MY CHICKS FOR BOOZE!?!
14:26:30 <sbp> hehe
14:26:37 <sbp> MARTHA I WANT A DIVORCE
14:26:54 <_ulises> do you think cannibalism is ok between edible species?
14:27:17 <_ulises> MARTHA, ILL HAVE YOU ROASTED FOR FOR XMAS
14:27:20 <sbp> what, like if a pig ate a pig?
14:27:25 <_ulises> yeah
14:27:29 <sbp> storks aren't edible, are they?
14:27:37 <_ulises> <pig> hmm, pork chops are my favs
14:27:40 <sbp> perhaps you're thinking of Stork margarine
14:27:46 <sbp> but I don't think it's made from real storks
14:27:51 <sbp> oh, that reminds me of an awesome story
14:27:56 <_ulises> <pig2> totalz, though uncle Eddie wasn't the tenderest man
14:28:05 <sbp> there was some baby food that some company was selling in bulk in Africa
14:28:13 <sbp> but for some reason it always sold *really* badly
14:28:20 <sbp> like they could hardly shift any of it
14:28:28 <sbp> so they did some market research into what was up
14:28:46 <sbp> and they found that what had happened is, they'd put a picture of a cute smiling baby on the front of their baby food
14:28:50 <sbp> which was a really, really bad idea
14:29:06 <sbp> because in Africa it's the norm to put a picture of the *contents* on food packages
14:29:17 <_ulises> oooh
14:29:20 <_ulises> heh heh
14:29:30 <sbp> possibly apocryphal, but mex2chox
14:29:59 <_ulises> plentychox
14:31:07 <_ulises> best quote from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
14:31:16 <sbp> hehe
14:31:31 <sbp> wlonde
14:31:39 <sbp> wonder what Oompa Loompas taste like?
14:31:46 <_ulises> cocoa of course
14:31:49 <sbp> ah!
14:31:51 <realist> I'd have much better conversations here if I were closer to UTC
14:32:01 <_ulises> E_WRONG_TZ
14:33:00 <sbp> yeah, you wouldn't get all the shitty night dingos craphandling on about their fuzzy candle artist colonies falling apart and their fat wives getting bent out of shape about some stupid new lime green duvet they got from Somerfield
14:33:39 <sbp> UTC is wizard, Holmeslice
14:34:01 <_ulises> legend
14:36:27 <sbp> they should make a disco ball out of mica
14:38:40 <realist> I shall dream of wizards and mica disco balls now.
14:41:23 <sbp> and elk having sex with postboxes
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14:49:36 <[bjoern]> oh god they are sending me mails again
14:57:27 <[bjoern]> oh good idea here http://www.w3.org/blog/systeam/2009/05/19/tracking_requests
14:57:42 <[bjoern]> I wish I had recommended repeatedly to the systeam to use rt ... oh wait
15:00:39 <sbp> that's pretty good
15:00:47 <sbp> no matter how well our Semantic Web solution worked...
15:00:53 <sbp> ...we're now using a real solution instead
15:00:59 <[bjoern]> I hope they aren't actually using http://wiki.bestpractical.com/view/InReplyToParsing as the article claims
15:03:42 <sbp> ...Star Chamber?
15:04:42 <sbp> oh, just a nickname
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15:10:17 <[bjoern]> I wonder where email is defined these days, i think they are at 52xx now
15:10:42 <[bjoern]> 2822 Internet Message Format. P. Resnick, Ed.. April 2001. (Format:
15:10:43 <[bjoern]> TXT=110695 bytes) (Obsoletes RFC0822) (Obsoleted by RFC5322) (Updated
15:10:43 <[bjoern]> by RFC5335, RFC5336) (Status: PROPOSED STANDARD)
15:11:27 <sbp> just telnet into somebody's box and start typing
15:11:58 <[bjoern]> .c 33 in hex
15:11:59 <phenny> 33 = 0x21
15:12:04 <[bjoern]> .u '
15:12:05 <phenny> U+0027 APOSTROPHE (')
15:12:23 <sbp> $ telnet bjoern.hoehrmann.de
15:12:23 <sbp> Trying 213.202.242.102...
15:12:23 <sbp> HELLO
15:12:23 <sbp> HELLO BJOERN
15:12:23 <sbp> CAN YOU HEAR ME?
15:12:23 <sbp> HELLO
15:12:27 <sbp> HELLO?
15:12:32 <[bjoern]> what u want
15:12:39 <[bjoern]> oic
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15:13:10 <[bjoern]> answer is mebbe
15:13:21 <sbp> intruiginīng
15:14:59 <[bjoern]> they are still being DTD DoS'd, apparently
15:15:27 <[bjoern]> "Comment from: Noah Slater [Visitor] · http://bytesexual.org/ -- Funny comments with no clue how URIs work."
15:15:35 <[bjoern]> - http://www.w3.org/blog/systeam/2008/02/08/w3c_s_excessive_dtd_traffic
15:18:02 <[bjoern]> my ticket is #1270
15:18:43 <sbp> “Yet we receive a surprisingly large number of requests for such resources: up to 130 million requests per day, with periods of sustained bandwidth usage of 350Mbps, for resources that haven't changed in years.”
15:19:32 <[bjoern]> Unfortunately they never quite say which products are causing this, only making vague suggestions if you are lucky
15:20:00 <sbp> does your ticket have a URI?
15:20:22 <[bjoern]> Well RT has a web interface so I would expect so
15:20:27 <[bjoern]> but I would not know what it is
15:20:35 <[bjoern]> most likely it's team-confidential anyway.
15:21:16 <sbp> they ought to tell you, even if just to tease you
15:23:27 <[bjoern]> just capture network traffic at some meeting...
15:30:29 <sbp> not in the US though
15:30:39 <sbp> because then you'll be wiretapping
15:30:41 <sbp> which is illegal
15:30:46 <sbp> so you'll be waterboarded
15:30:51 <[bjoern]> You could do it illegally
15:30:52 <sbp> or allowed to waterboard terrorists
15:30:58 <[bjoern]> illegal wiretapping is not illegal.
15:30:58 <sbp> or something. I forget how it works
15:31:02 <sbp> ah
15:31:44 <sbp> I found a student newspaper lying about this morning
15:31:52 <[bjoern]> lying about what!
15:32:02 <sbp> lying about intransitively
15:32:18 <sbp> and it said "THE BIG CHALLENGE FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA IS TO BRING THE WATERBOARDERS TO JUSTICE AND LOCK THEM ALL UP"
15:32:27 <sbp> which really underlined for me just how stupid students are
15:34:19 <[bjoern]> perhaps they mean lock them up with the terrorists so they can enhancedly interrogate them.
15:34:40 <sbp> heh, heh
15:34:42 <sbp> but no
15:34:58 <sbp> they couldn't possibly mean anything sensible
15:35:05 <[bjoern]> .gc "Don't kill the subject. We need him to sign the confession afterwards."
15:35:06 <phenny> "Don't kill the subject. We need him to sign the confession afterwards.": 0
15:35:21 <[bjoern]> were those british students?
15:35:33 <sbp> yeah
15:35:53 <sbp> actually, I'm not sure
15:35:58 <sbp> students in Britain, at least
15:36:15 <sbp> and likely to be British
15:36:40 <sbp> give it a year or two and it'll be most likely non-British
15:36:51 <sbp> because British people won't be able to afford luxuries like education
15:37:07 <[bjoern]> Perhaps american exchange students, then you'd have discovered that americans are, you know, this thing when you are not, what's the word.
15:37:38 <[bjoern]> You can always raise taxes in the colonies.
15:37:44 <sbp> good idea
15:38:54 <[bjoern]> "In Dänemark und Norwegen wird die Einschätzung des Bundeskriminalamtes geteilt, dass das World Wide Web den Einstieg für die Nutzung des Internet darstellt." - our ... FBI, if you want.
15:39:08 <sbp> phenny: "In Dänemark und Norwegen wird die Einschätzung des Bundeskriminalamtes geteilt, dass das World Wide Web den Einstieg für die Nutzung des Internet darstellt."?
15:39:09 <phenny> sbp: "In Denmark and Norway, is the assessment of the Federal Criminal Police Office, shared that the World Wide Web for the initial use of the internet." (de to en, translate.google.com)
15:39:55 <[bjoern]> I'd translate it better, but I can't recall the right word
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15:42:04 <sbp> "panhandling"?
15:42:46 <sbp> ew, Americanism, nevermind
15:42:46 <[bjoern]> you lost me there
15:43:06 <[bjoern]> .news Xin Net
15:43:08 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://arstechnica.com/telecom/news/2009/05/judge-sides-with-censored-blogger-against-chinese-isp.ars
15:44:19 <sbp> .gc +intransparent
15:44:21 <phenny> +intransparent: 24,600
15:44:29 <sbp> there is this word called "opaque"...
15:45:50 <[bjoern]> We use intransparent
15:45:55 <[bjoern]> .leo intransparent
15:45:57 <phenny> intransparent = intransparent a. rare, non-transparent a.
15:45:58 <phenny> intransparent a. (fig.) rare = undurchschaubar
15:45:59 <phenny> intransparent a. (fig.) = undurchsichtig
15:46:00 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=intransparent
15:46:49 <[bjoern]> doesn't even suggest opaque
15:46:57 <[bjoern]> ITS LIKE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
15:48:00 <sbp> .title http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/05/vatican-the-internet-is-truly-blessed.ars
15:48:01 <phenny> sbp: Vatican: the Internet is "truly blessed!" - Ars Technica
15:49:41 <sbp> “the Pope certainly can't answer YouTube questions from a billion Catholics”
15:50:01 <[bjoern]> .gc "boil for 12 mins"
15:50:02 <phenny> "boil for 12 mins": 8
15:51:02 <[bjoern]> "only if we disagree with the proposed solution would we have to get back to the submitter" - guess which Working Group's Chair and when.
15:51:41 <[bjoern]> If I had a good printer, I would have sent out copies of the Process document with the important bits highlighted years ago.
15:52:07 <sbp> Classic HTML WG Lite 2.0, yesterday
15:52:18 <[bjoern]> very close
15:53:36 <[bjoern]> "If the desire for virtual connectedness becomes obsessive, it may in fact function to isolate individuals from real social interaction while also disrupting the patterns of rest, silence and reflection that are necessary for healthy human development."
15:53:56 <[bjoern]> .o twitter pope
15:54:07 <phenny> <@pope> Had ice cream for breakfast. I'm a winner! (http://twitter.com/pope/statuses/1935198580)
15:54:09 <sbp> “Authorities say they are confident they'll be no violence”
15:54:13 <[bjoern]> .o twitter benediktwhatshisnumber
15:54:14 <phenny> Could not find status 1 for benediktwhatshisnumber
15:54:15 <sbp> — BBC News caption
15:54:18 <sbp> (they'll?)
15:54:58 <[bjoern]> .gc "you're violence"
15:54:59 <phenny> "you're violence": 27
15:55:10 <[bjoern]> not wrong just rare
15:56:01 <sbp> Authorities: We'll be no violence!
15:56:35 <[bjoern]> 4 years + 1 day is off by one unfortunately
15:56:44 <[bjoern]> otherwise this'd be even more hilarious
15:57:29 <[bjoern]> oh wait there was a Schaltjahr inbetween
15:57:35 <[bjoern]> That's good enough for pretending
15:57:37 <sbp> leap?
15:57:39 <sbp> .leo leap
15:57:41 <phenny> leap = der Satz, der Sprung
15:57:42 <phenny> leap-frog = der Bocksprung
15:57:43 <phenny> leap-frog (tech.) = die Explosionsramme
15:57:43 <sbp> .leo Schalt
15:57:44 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=leap
15:57:45 <phenny> die Schalt- und Regelgeräte = switching units and control elements (tech.)
15:57:45 <phenny> to berate = schelten | schalt, gescholten |
15:57:46 <phenny> to chastise so. = jmdn. schelten | schalt, gescholten |
15:57:47 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Schalt
15:58:02 <sbp> Bockspringjahr
15:58:09 <sbp> er, Bocksprungjahr
15:58:45 <[bjoern]> .leo Schaltjahr
15:58:47 <phenny> das Schaltjahr = leap year
15:58:47 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Schaltjahr
16:05:05 <[bjoern]> remind me in 8 minutes to !
16:05:05 <Monty2> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Wed May 27 17:13:58 BST 2009
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16:08:19 <Monty2> welcome, Arnia
16:11:38 <[bjoern]> this time my yellow things are quite voluminous
16:12:49 <sbp> papyri?
16:13:13 <Monty2> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to !
16:13:25 <[bjoern]> something italian with a complicated name
16:13:34 <[bjoern]> where I am not sure how to tell vendor and product names apar
16:13:35 <[bjoern]> t
16:14:51 <sbp> if it ends with -issimo, it's the product name
16:17:46 <[bjoern]> I don't think that works.
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16:32:32 <[bjoern]> .g RelaxNG interleave semantics yields xml gnome
16:32:34 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://homepages.cwi.nl/~paulk/theses/GeraldStap.pdf
16:33:06 <[bjoern]> i get http://www.mail-archive.com/xml@gnome.org/msg03971.html as #1
16:33:12 <[bjoern]> which is what I wanted
16:33:40 <[bjoern]> "XML document transformation processes using ASF+SDF" is so far removed from that
16:33:51 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Newsflash: RelaxNG interleave semantics yields xml gnome"
16:34:28 <[bjoern]> hey I'm trying to eat here
16:34:44 <[bjoern]> so massive chuckle bad
16:35:07 <sbp> you and your yellow things with indeterminate Italian names
16:35:25 <[bjoern]> i also have brown things and red stuff
16:35:42 <[bjoern]> the yellow things are weird pasta tubes.
16:35:44 <sbp> sounds national flag coloured
16:35:58 <sbp> if by brown you meant you're eating pure gold
16:36:07 <sbp> oh wait, no, gold, red, and black
16:36:09 <sbp> nevermind
16:36:16 <[bjoern]> I thought yellow gold, brown blac... right
16:36:32 <[bjoern]> also, black white red
16:36:47 <sbp> actually this reminds me of a photo taken in Berlin that I neglected to mention in channel
16:36:51 <sbp> lemme go find it again
16:36:53 <[bjoern]> .wik Reichskriegsflagge
16:36:54 <phenny> "Reichskriegsflagge (Imperial War Flag) was the official name of the war flag used by the German armed forces from 1867 to 1945." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichskriegsflagge
16:37:07 <sbp> you won't like it, so don't be all in suspense mode or anything
16:37:16 <sbp> be all "thankful I haven't seen the scary photo yet"
16:37:47 <sbp> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01408/obama-body-paint_1408439i.jpg
16:39:09 <[bjoern]> having obamas ear at your arse does count for something
16:39:34 <[bjoern]> checked my berlin pix
16:40:09 <[bjoern]> I've got Brandenburger Tor from near, far, Reichstag from near, far, and some weird buildings I do not recall
16:40:25 <[bjoern]> actually one of them is quite good
16:40:32 <sbp> pixpls
16:43:28 <[bjoern]> you insane it like biiig
16:44:00 <sbp> run optijpg, pngjpg, and advjpg on it first
16:44:11 <sbp> hehe. I meant jpgout of course...
16:50:04 * sbp looks at Reichskriegsflagge
16:50:12 * sbp flips back and forth between these two:
16:50:14 <sbp> * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:War_Ensign_of_Germany_1935-1938.svg
16:50:22 <sbp> * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:War_Ensign_of_Germany_1938-1945.svg
16:50:28 <sbp> what was the point of that, then?
16:51:06 <[bjoern]> the older one looked gay.
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16:51:57 <[bjoern]> DECIPHER THE FLAGGENCODE TO UNRAVEL NAZI MYSTERY
16:52:47 <sbp> the File History is pretty funny too
16:52:49 <[bjoern]> the newer one is more symmetric
16:52:54 <sbp> they couldn't quite decide the *exact* shade of red to use
16:53:50 <[bjoern]> .g london pm "redder robes"
16:53:51 <phenny> [bjoern]: No results found for 'london pm "redder robes"'.
16:53:56 <[bjoern]> .g "redder robes"
16:53:57 <phenny> [bjoern]: No results found for '"redder robes"'.
16:54:18 <[bjoern]> I'm sure it's in the logs somehwere either here or #svg
16:54:21 <[bjoern]> more likely here
16:54:46 <[bjoern]> around the time we looked out for white smoke
16:54:55 <sbp> it's in here now...
16:55:52 <sbp> .g robes "white smoke" site:swhack.com
16:55:53 <phenny> sbp: No results found for 'robes "white smoke" site:swhack.com'.
16:55:55 <sbp> .g "white smoke" site:swhack.com
16:55:57 <phenny> sbp: http://swhack.com/logs/2007-12-15
16:56:08 <[bjoern]> that does not sound right
16:56:26 <sbp> 10:17:05 <sbp> "A mechanical cow that breaks wind on the hour has become Edinburgh's latest tourist attraction. [...] It lifts its tail and shoots out a cloud of white smoke at passers-by throughout the day." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7145026.stm
16:56:44 <sbp> back when news used to be funny
16:58:57 <[bjoern]> "Australian government admits less than 32% of secret censorship list is related to underage images"
16:59:43 <[bjoern]> 'A mere 32% of the secret censorship list is related to a category covering potentially sexually provocative images of persons appearing to be under the age of 18, pages with links to these images or other "child abuse" information.'
17:00:28 <sbp> what's the rest?
17:01:15 <[bjoern]> reading
17:04:19 <[bjoern]> I was listening in to our parliamental hearing on our version of it earlier today
17:05:41 <[bjoern]> responding to criticism that such links barely contain what they are supposed to, it was suggested things change so rapidly, a week or two later things may well be gone
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17:05:51 <[bjoern]> so the australian senate transcript says on that
17:06:13 <[bjoern]> "Senator BIRMINGHAM - How often would you normally provide updates to the blacklist? -- Ms O\rquote Loughlin - Weekly."
17:07:02 <sbp> Senator BIRMINGHAM
17:07:16 <sbp> is that the senator *from* BIRMINGHAM, or Canberra?
17:07:39 <[bjoern]> it may be his name
17:07:47 <sbp> his?
17:07:52 <sbp> I was picturing a woman
17:08:11 <[bjoern]> perhaps reading british names turns you on.
17:08:20 <sbp> yes. but not Birmingham
17:09:24 <[bjoern]> "With the current breakdown at 30 April, 51 per cent were refused classification and around 32 per cent were child abuse material and child sexual abuse material."
17:09:41 <sbp> classification... REFUSED
17:09:45 <[bjoern]> perhaps it's a weird fetish you do not wish to admit to yourself
17:09:54 <sbp> what does it mean that classification was refused?
17:10:02 <sbp> they're censored but unclassified?
17:10:10 <[bjoern]> initially I read that more as, WHAT THE F WORD IS THIS S WORD
17:10:21 <[bjoern]> It does not say what it means
17:10:39 <[bjoern]> Perhaps we need an expert in australian.
17:11:19 <sbp> he went to bed
17:11:29 <sbp> dreaming of wizards and elk having sex with postboxes
17:11:31 <sbp> (see logs)
17:11:38 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: ""Bei allem Positiven, das die Online-Welt bietet, das Internet wird zunehmend als Medium für die Vorbereitung und die Ausführung abweichenden Verhaltens, bis hin zur Durchführung krimineller Taten genutzt.""
17:12:01 <[bjoern]> .leo abweichler
17:12:03 <phenny> deviator = der Abweichler
17:12:04 <phenny> heretic = der Abweichler
17:12:05 <phenny> deviationist = der Abweichler | die Abweichlerin
17:12:06 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=abweichler
17:12:49 <[bjoern]> .leo Mitläufer
17:12:51 <phenny> der Mitläufer = follower, wrapper, nominal member
17:12:52 <phenny> der Mitläufer - beim Laufwettbewerb = fellow-runner
17:12:52 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Mitl%C3%A4ufer
17:13:03 <sbp> don't ask why Abweichler comes second
17:13:05 <sbp> I don't know
17:13:10 <sbp> my code is strange
17:13:22 <[bjoern]> Not following
17:13:31 <sbp> 18:11 <[bjoern]> .leo abweichler
17:13:31 <sbp> 18:11 <phenny> deviator = der Abweichler
17:13:34 <sbp> de after =
17:13:39 <sbp> 18:12 <[bjoern]> .leo Mitläufer
17:13:39 <sbp> 18:12 <phenny> der Mitläufer = follower, wrapper, nominal member
17:13:40 <sbp> de before =
17:13:47 <sbp> the latter is the correct way
17:13:50 <sbp> because it folds more results in
17:13:50 <[bjoern]> leo adjusts order
17:13:54 <sbp> so the first is hasabugs
17:14:03 <sbp> nah, phenny parses it
17:14:10 <[bjoern]> hmm but then both are german
17:14:24 <sbp> oh actually, I do know what's going on. bet this works:
17:14:24 <[bjoern]> well whatever
17:14:31 <sbp> .leo Abweichler
17:14:33 <phenny> der Abweichler = deviator, heretic
17:14:34 <phenny> der Abweichler | die Abweichlerin = deviationist, dissenter
17:14:34 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Abweichler
17:14:36 <sbp> yeah, there we go
17:14:39 <sbp> case wasn't matching
17:14:51 <[bjoern]> you and your case sensitivity.
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17:16:10 <sbp> hey, I'm quite sensitive to my case sensitivity
17:16:14 <sbp> you insensitive clod
17:16:37 <[bjoern]> Please excuse my unprofessionalism.
17:16:41 <sbp> hehe
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17:21:17 <sbp> BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON!
17:21:26 <sbp> aww yeah
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17:22:27 <sbp> <Milhouse> Mr. Groening, will you autograph my Bender doll?
17:23:06 <[bjoern]> ENOCLIMAX
17:24:17 <sbp> .img no climax
17:24:19 <phenny> sbp: http://www.nvsh.nl/problems/pictures/climax3.jpg
17:24:19 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=no%20climax
17:24:53 <[bjoern]> Could make a fortune selling rocks like that.
17:25:06 <sbp> yeah...
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17:45:42 <sbp> [bjoern]: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan/blog/2009/05/27/id_rather_be_known_as_a_blogger_than_an_mep
17:48:34 <[bjoern]> "We are sorry, but the system was unable to process your request because your web browser did not behave as expected. Cookies are required by this website in order to ensure a seamless user experience."
17:48:57 <[bjoern]> even in browsers with cookies
17:49:25 <sbp> yeah, they want to give you a shitty experience presumably
17:49:26 <[bjoern]> does do in firefox though, for whatever reason
17:49:31 <[bjoern]> this better be worth it
17:50:22 <deltab> http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/help/faq.one?a=show_questions&cat_id=3
17:50:37 <[bjoern]> "We are sorry, but the system was unable to process your request because your web browser did not behave as expected. Cookies are required by this website in order to ensure a seamless user experience."
17:51:17 <[bjoern]> there are
17:51:18 <[bjoern]> Site Errors
17:51:19 <[bjoern]> HOW CAN I GET HELP?
17:51:19 <[bjoern]> Reporting An Error
17:51:25 <[bjoern]> things that look like buttons but aren't
17:57:04 <sbp> that is pretty hilarious
17:57:34 <sbp> You MUST NOT report an error.
18:01:21 <[bjoern]> .gc "Matte color: grey74"
18:01:22 <phenny> "Matte color: grey74": 2,450
18:01:58 <[bjoern]> One of my 65536 favourite matte color greys.
18:02:49 <sbp> what's its #[0-9a-f]{6} code?
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18:03:15 <[bjoern]> you and your puny 8 bit colors
18:03:48 <[bjoern]> http://dictionary.babylon.com/grey74
18:03:54 <[bjoern]> bdbdbd
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18:04:37 <sbp> http://inamidst.com/data/%3C%21DOCTYPE%20html%3E%3Ctitle%3E%3C/title%3E%3Cbody%20style%3D%22background-color%3A%23bdbdbd%22%3E
18:05:30 <[bjoern]> grey100 apparently is white.
18:05:36 <sbp> hehe
18:07:20 <deltab> .calc int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101
18:07:23 <phenny> int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 = 124151391/10 (exactly 1.24151391e7) int
18:07:28 <deltab> .calc int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 in hex
18:07:30 <phenny> int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 in hex = 124151391/10 (exactly 1.24151391e7) int -> hex hex
18:07:39 <deltab> .c int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 in hex
18:07:40 <phenny> deltab: Sorry, no result.
18:07:47 <deltab> hmph
18:07:54 <sbp> .c (255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 in hex
18:07:56 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
18:08:07 <sbp> .c ((255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101) in hex
18:08:08 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
18:08:16 <sbp> .c ((255 * 74 / 100) * 0x10101) in hex
18:08:17 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
18:08:24 <sbp> .c (255 * 74 / 100) * 0x10101
18:08:26 <phenny> ((255 * 74) / 100) * 0x10101 = 12 415 139.1
18:08:28 <deltab> .calc int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 to hex
18:08:30 <phenny> int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101 to hex = undef
18:08:40 <[bjoern]> "One technique that is used for extremely high-quality typesetting requires help from the author: when there is no good way to break lines, the author may be willing to change his text." - http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-style/2009May/0210.html
18:08:40 <sbp> .c 12415139.1 in hex
18:08:41 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
18:08:46 <sbp> .c 12415139 in hex
18:08:47 <phenny> 12 415 139 = 0xBD70A3
18:08:48 <deltab> .calc hex(int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101)
18:08:49 <phenny> hex(int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101) = 124151391/10 (exactly 1.24151391e7) hex int
18:08:57 * deltab gives up
18:09:21 <sbp> deltab: this will work:
18:09:33 <sbp> .py '%06X' % (int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101)
18:09:37 <phenny> BCBCBC
18:10:02 <sbp> or:
18:10:03 <deltab> woo, python!
18:10:11 <sbp> .py hex(int(255 * 74 / 100) * 0x010101)
18:10:14 <phenny> 0xbcbcbc
18:10:38 <sbp> courtesy of nslater, and #python
18:10:44 <sbp> (and me)
18:11:21 <sbp> .py hex(int(255 * 100 / 100) * 0x010101)
18:11:25 <phenny> 0xffffff
18:11:26 <sbp> makes sense
18:11:46 <[bjoern]> .gcs "puny perl" "puny python" "puny php" "puny perl6"
18:11:49 <phenny> "puny php" (8), "puny perl" (3), "puny python" (0), "puny perl6" (0)
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18:45:35 <sbp> Barca Man U is on
18:54:51 <sbp> Barca 1!
18:56:03 <sbp> which is funny, because Man U have had 5 attempts at goal in 8 minutes or something
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18:56:53 <bancus> Just can't get it in the hole, eh?
18:57:13 <[bjoern]> That is something you cannot practise enough.
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18:57:40 <Monty2> hi jeffarch, how ya doing?
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19:07:21 <deltab> sbp: Springwatch!
19:07:41 <sbp> aye, forgoing it for match
19:07:45 <sbp> might iPlayer it up
19:07:51 <deltab> i... yeah
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19:39:54 <kpreid> [bjoern]: I've occasionally pondered having, for the name of a thing, multiple abbreviations, of which the longest which fits is chosen
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20:13:15 <sbp> 2!
20:14:13 <kpreid> = 2*1 = 2
20:14:20 <sbp> thx
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20:36:32 <sbp> FT
20:38:34 <kpreid> ¿⊥Ⅎ
20:38:43 <sbp> Full Time
20:38:44 <sbp> good game
20:39:11 <sbp> phenny: tell _ulises muahaha. Messi > Ronaldo
20:39:11 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when _ulises is around.
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20:53:26 <sbp> .ety peregrinate
20:53:27 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "peregrinate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=peregrinate
20:53:31 <sbp> .ety perigrinate
20:53:32 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "perigrinate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=perigrinate
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21:35:06 <kpreid> “In the region of 1993-1995 my parents bought me a 28.8 modem for Christmas, which is only interesting because after I got it installed the entire family clustered around the computer watching text load faster than it could be read. Sure don't get wonderment like that anymore.”
21:35:36 <kpreid> -- http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/05/27/video-connecting-to.html
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21:48:04 <deltab> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/8069367.stm
21:48:06 <phenny> deltab: BBC NEWS | Have Your Say | Your poems on the mood of the nation
21:49:40 <deltab> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8068088.stm
21:49:41 <phenny> deltab: BBC NEWS | Magazine | Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome?
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22:05:31 <[bjoern]> .leo Schüttelreim
22:05:33 <phenny> der Schüttelreim = spoonerism
22:05:34 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Sch%C3%BCttelreim
22:05:41 <[bjoern]> .wik spoonerism
22:05:42 <phenny> "A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
22:07:12 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell cre8radix "Ich geh jetzt in den Birkenwald, denn meine Pillen wirken bald" - wp on Schüttelreim
22:07:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when cre8radix is around.
22:07:56 <[bjoern]> .gc "Kentucky schreit Ficken"
22:07:57 <phenny> "Kentucky schreit Ficken": 1,510
22:08:06 <[bjoern]> good times. more or less.
22:08:13 <[bjoern]> more less than more, really.
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