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00:55:11 <Monty> hi deltab
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00:59:40 <kpreid> ∆b
01:00:05 <deltab> yay!
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02:40:07 <Monty> welcome, [bjoern]
02:40:33 <[bjoern]> yo Montykin
02:40:35 <Monty> Wolfrail?
02:40:50 <[bjoern]> Alphafail.
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07:38:05 <cre8radix> ahoi
07:39:06 <nsh> .o wa who owns swhack.com
07:39:09 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Internet: schack.com
07:39:32 <nsh> .o wa swhack.com
07:39:36 <phenny> swhack.com (domain)
07:40:09 <_ulises> .o wa distance from the earth to the moon
07:40:10 <nsh> .o wa tumbolia.org location
07:40:13 <phenny> Earth (planet)\nMoon | current distance -=- | current distances | light time\nEarth to Moon | 393 196 km | 1.312 s
07:40:15 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Internet: tumbolia.org
07:40:26 <nsh> .o wa tumbolia.org
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07:41:37 <nsh> .o wa
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07:41:39 <phenny> Please provide a query or Wolfram will crush you with his ego.
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07:47:43 <nsh> .o wa synonyms of penis
07:47:47 <phenny> penis | synonyms -=- penis | member
07:47:52 <nsh> hah
07:48:02 <nsh> .o wa synonyms of breast
07:48:06 <phenny> breast | synonyms
07:48:52 <nsh> .o wa synonyms of breast
07:48:56 <phenny> breast | synonyms
07:48:59 <nsh> hrmm
07:49:13 * nsh thinks how to get it to load the javascript
08:06:19 <nsh> phenny, ask nslater how2b returning moar than one line plskthx
08:06:20 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
08:18:27 <nsh> sbp, is the awake yet?
08:33:05 <sbp> nsh: yo
08:34:30 <nsh> yo man
08:34:42 <nsh> how be le tings?
08:35:25 <nsh> also, how2b returnings multiline outputs from phenny-ws pls
08:46:51 <nsh> What?!?... What's wrong with this: podhtml += fetchhtml(JSPOD_URI + pod + query) for pod in jspod
08:46:55 <nsh> stupid python, be moar better
08:49:34 <nsh> apparantly: podhtml = ''.join(fetchhtml(JSPOD_URI + pod + query) for pod in jspod)
08:49:46 <nsh> stupid python
08:56:05 <sbp> busy writing emails and stuffs
08:56:14 <sbp> or email; it should be a mass noun here
08:56:39 <sbp> I don't know how phenny-ws works, but phenny only uses the first line of any output
08:56:39 <nsh> wrt
08:56:45 <nsh> oh ok
08:56:47 <sbp> because most .o services suck enormous amounts of arse
08:56:58 <sbp> so it wouldn't be a good idea to allow people multiple lines of output
08:57:13 <sbp> so if you want to fold in multiple lines, you'll have to join them with some kind of delimiter or just be creative
08:57:26 <sbp> consider for example how I format .thesaurus:
08:57:30 <sbp> .thesaurus set
08:57:32 <phenny> sbp: established, usual, customary, traditional, conventional, agreed, fixed, regular, arranged, prearranged, normal / inflexible, obstinate, determined, resolute, resolved, rigid, stubborn, unbending, hardheaded, unyielding, set in your ways / ready, prepared, fit, primed, organized, geared up / firm...
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11:10:47 <nsh> aye
11:18:07 <sbp> [bjoern]: how do I make me up a regular expression that groups by General Category Value? so like ([all chars in one gcv]+|[all chars in another gcv]+), but all optimised-like
11:18:16 <sbp> for each gcv
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11:43:51 * sbp tries to do what bjoern did and find a ballot paper, and fails
11:45:03 <sbp> amazing how little information there is about some of the candidates
11:46:39 <sbp> better find my poll card, too
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13:03:42 <sbp> there, done
13:03:53 <sbp> ballot paper was a huge strip of thin yellow paper
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13:03:59 <Monty> Thank goodness, JibbyBot is back!
13:04:00 <sbp> with some official looking numbers printed on the back
13:04:10 <sbp> had to fold it up loads of times to get it in the ballot box
13:04:28 <sbp> asked the three polling station people how turnout had been
13:04:39 <sbp> apparently there's been a "steady trickle"
13:05:36 <[bjoern]> yo
13:06:21 <[bjoern]> You mean unicode general category?
13:06:40 <[bjoern]> Use your regex impls special syntax, or join them all from the ucd in a char class?
13:08:47 <sbp> unicode: yeah
13:08:54 <sbp> no special syntax. I did just join them all
13:09:02 <sbp> but I was wondering if there was some easy way of making the ranges
13:09:11 <sbp> I suppose it wouldn't be hard to add it myself
13:09:30 <[bjoern]> I use CPAN's Set::IntSpan and its ilk, that does it automatically
13:09:40 <sbp> ah...
13:09:57 <[bjoern]> (alexander has its own code of course...)
13:11:06 <[bjoern]> if you do not need it to be fast, make a table with a bit for each code point, then iterate over...
13:11:31 <sbp> yeah, I want it to be fast
13:11:38 <sbp> I already tried the iterative method
13:11:48 <sbp> oddly enough, it's only twice as slow as the regexp method
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13:12:10 <[bjoern]> you also want the assoc fast?
13:12:21 <[bjoern]> like print the cat for each cp?
13:12:36 <sbp> assoc? ah, yes, very probably at some point
13:12:42 <sbp> not right now, but most likely
13:12:51 <sbp> you can do that using named captures in regexp of course
13:13:14 <[bjoern]> my mouse is making vomiting sounds
13:13:30 <sbp> what did you feed it?
13:13:56 <[bjoern]> it did that yesterday, after going through battery repository to find working ones
13:14:43 <[bjoern]> it better not explode, it's only five years old
13:14:52 <[bjoern]> and i only have ten year old replacements
13:15:02 <[bjoern]> serial port mice
13:24:15 <sbp> this one is just about young enough to be a newfangled usb?
13:25:02 <[bjoern]> Wireless. Bought a keyboard + mouse for cheap in the Microsoft store.
13:25:10 <[bjoern]> By cheap I mean didn't cost me anything.
13:35:31 <JibberJim> 5 fingered discount?
13:39:01 <[bjoern]> you get to shop for 150 points each years they make you a mvp
13:39:57 <JibberJim> ah, right
13:46:06 <[bjoern]> http://www.google.com/squared/search?q=unicode is all straunge
13:50:30 <sbp> http://www.google.com/squared/search?q=codepoint similarly
13:51:25 <[bjoern]> .gc "masturbate my ipod"
13:51:27 <phenny> "masturbate my ipod": 0
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13:55:41 <[bjoern]> .gcs unnayable unnayble
13:55:43 <phenny> unnayble (0), unnayable (0)
13:56:29 <[bjoern]> http://www.google.com/squared/search?q=Google too
13:57:11 <[bjoern]> "Porn" also leaves me puzzled.
13:58:20 <[bjoern]> "browser" is maybe how this is supposed to work
14:23:58 <clsn> "US Presidents" seemed sensible.
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15:21:52 <[bjoern]> .gc "opposite sex marriage"
15:21:53 <phenny> "opposite sex marriage": 4,040
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15:55:56 <sbp> .u №
15:55:57 <phenny> U+2116 NUMERO SIGN (№)
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16:05:12 <nsh> .o wa size of adult entertainment industry
16:05:19 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: entertainment industry
16:07:11 <[bjoern]> .o wa adult entertainment
16:07:16 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
16:09:45 <nsh> .o wa size of adult entertainment industry
16:09:50 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: entertainment industry
16:10:40 <[bjoern]> .o wa average daily porn consumption
16:10:45 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: average daily Units: daily
16:11:16 <[bjoern]> .o wa would a woodchuck wood chuck?
16:11:21 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Animals: woodchuck Names: chuck
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16:14:49 <[bjoern]> .o yearly revenue of the adult entertainment industry
16:14:50 <phenny> [bjoern]: Sorry, no such service. See http://code.google.com/p/phenny-ws/wiki/ServiceDefinitions
16:14:54 <[bjoern]> .o wa yearly revenue of the adult entertainment industry
16:15:00 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: entertainment industry Units: yearly
16:15:14 <[bjoern]> Well can't say we didn't try
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16:25:51 <nsh> true
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16:28:49 <nsh> The US places fourth, profiting $13.33 billion from the adult industry. China leads with $27.40 billion.
16:28:57 <nsh> --http://www.ecollegetimes.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&ustory_id=ddd20e00-c269-49a1-826c-60476d48c442
16:29:45 <[bjoern]> Yes, it's worthless.
16:29:57 <[bjoern]> Much like the rest of the entertainment industries.
16:32:17 <[bjoern]> (compare to the ... checking ... 45 billion net income of ExxonMobile)
16:33:47 <kpreid> .gc ExxonStationary
16:33:47 <[bjoern]> http://twitpic.com/6laa6
16:33:48 <phenny> ExxonStationary: 6
16:33:52 <kpreid> .gc ExxonStatic
16:33:53 <phenny> ExxonStatic: 0
16:34:08 <[bjoern]> .gc ExxonImmobile
16:34:09 <phenny> ExxonImmobile: 3
16:34:17 <kpreid> doh
16:34:17 <[bjoern]> .leo mobile
16:34:19 <phenny> mobile a. = beweglich, lebhaft - Gesichtszüge, leichtflüssig, mobil, schnell - beweglich
16:34:20 <phenny> mobile a. (engin.) = fahrbar
16:34:21 <phenny> mobile - short for 'mobile phone' = das Handy, das Mobiltelefon
16:34:22 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=mobile
16:35:11 <[bjoern]> Mobile (sculpture) is what I wanted
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17:50:26 <nsh> .ety aplomb
17:50:27 <phenny> "'assurance, confidence,' 1828, from Fr., lit. 'perpendicularity,' from phrase à plomb 'poised upright, balanced,' lit. 'on the plumb line,' from L. plumbum '(the metal) lead' (see plumb), of which the weight at the end of the line was made." - http://etymonline.com/?term=aplomb
17:50:28 <nsh> next thing to be coedings pls
17:52:16 <[bjoern]> Mention it to the wrong people and you just might get yourself a Gplomb.
17:53:08 <nsh> i hear those can cause ignomious renal syndrome
17:53:28 <[bjoern]> Russian iPlombs do.
17:54:13 <nsh> .ety ignominous
17:54:14 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "ignominous". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=ignominous
17:54:37 <nsh> .ety ignominious
17:54:38 <phenny> "1526, from M.Fr. ignominieux (14c.), from L. ignominiosus 'disgraceful, shameful,' from ignominia 'loss of a (good) name,' from in- 'not' + nomen (gen. nominis) 'name.' Influenced by Old L. gnoscere 'come to know.'" - http://etymonline.com/?term=ignominious
17:54:40 <nsh> stupid google
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19:00:56 <deltab> sbp: Springwatch
19:15:37 <sbp> deltab: oh yes, thanks!
19:15:41 <sbp> cute polecat trio
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19:19:54 <thelsdj> short wiki on reddit today, i think WikKe is still the shortest, though not sure if the source is still around
19:22:00 <thelsdj> ah found it
19:22:10 <thelsdj> http://thelsdj.org/wikke.tar.gz
19:22:43 <thelsdj> or http://thelsdj.org/wikke/wikke.txt and http://thelsdj.org/wikke/wikke-ie.txt
19:25:21 <deltab> “While some butt police slurp away, others flit and flutter.” — live subtitles on Springwatch
19:25:33 <thelsdj> updated the source and put.py links on the c2 wiki, haven't tried to get it running so no working example right now
20:25:11 <jessica> most interesting thing today: seeing a dude with all manner of facial piercings grooming a lawn with all the focus of a suburbanite.
20:25:13 <phenny> jessica: 30 May 09:41Z <sbp> tell jessica drunk girl is a star! http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2008/05/paper_monitor_422.shtml
20:26:08 <jessica> tell sbp that the photo is not of me, and I'd also hit it on general principle.
20:26:22 <jessica> second most interesting thing: browsing through an expurgated illustrated-for-children simple-language Icelandic saga.
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21:52:16 <[bjoern]> .leo riffraff
21:52:17 <phenny> riffraff = das Gelichter, das Gesindel, das Lumpengesindel, das Lumpenpack, der Pöbel
21:52:18 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=riffraff
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22:01:59 <Monty> hi bsh, how ya doing?
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23:16:13 <nsh> .o bofh
23:16:15 <phenny> The cause of the problem is: Packet held up at customs.
23:24:59 <bsh> 'It is legally permissible for police to zap a suspect with a Taser to obtain a DNA sample, as long as it\rquote s not done \ldblquote maliciously, or to an excessive extent, or with resulting injury,\rdblquote a county judge has ruled in the first case of its kind in New York State, and possibly the nation.'
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23:52:25 <bancus> .o bofh
23:52:25 <phenny> The cause of the problem is: Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
23:53:02 <Arnia> .o wa where is the little hamster?
23:53:07 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
23:54:30 <[bjoern]> .o wa x² - 33 = 0
23:54:33 <phenny> x^2-33 = 0;x = -sqrt(33);x = sqrt(33)
23:57:13 <Arnia> .o wa integral of tanh(x) with respect to x
23:57:18 <phenny> integral tanh(x) dx = log(cosh(x))+constant;x^2/2-x^4/12+x^6/45+O(x^7)+constant
23:58:03 <Arnia> .o wa lagrangian of electromagnetic force
23:58:06 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
23:58:16 <Arnia> .o wa what is the Lagrangian?
23:58:18 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
23:58:22 <Arnia> ...
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23:58:33 <[bjoern]> .o wa sqrt(phi)
23:58:36 <phenny> sqrt(phi);phi = 0;d/dphi(sqrt(phi)) = 1/(2 sqrt(phi)); integral sqrt(phi) dphi = (2 phi^(3/2))/3+constant;min {sqrt(phi)} = 0 at phi = 0;sqrt(phi) = sqrt(-1+phi) sum_(k=0)^infinity(-1+phi)^(-k) (1/2, k) for |-1+phi|>1;sqrt(phi) = sum_(k=0)^infinity((-1)^k (-1+phi)^k (-1/2)_k)/(k!) for |-1+phi|<1;sqrt(phi) = sqrt(-1+phi) sum_(k=0)^infi
23:58:47 <[bjoern]> .c sqrt(phi)
23:58:48 <phenny> sqrt(the golden ratio) = 1.27201965