2009-06-10 Swhack IRC Log

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02:30:53 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/09/specter-heart-sestak/
02:30:54 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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03:16:19 <nslater> .title http://dbreunig.tumblr.com/post/120243478/the-iphone-is-white-label-hardware-with-the
03:16:19 <phenny> nslater: Drewbot
03:16:32 <nslater> "With the unveiling of the iPhone 3Gs and further details regarding the newest iteration of the OS, the iPhone stands to become a universal device. It’s effectively a white label hardware solution for companies from all fields, the world over."
03:17:01 <nslater> prize for spectacularly missing the point that it's only white label as long as apple aprove, and continue to approve, your application
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04:11:26 <jsled> http://www.horkulated.com/im-taking-away-your-internet-privileges-for-this/
04:12:18 <[bjoern]> I see you have about as much entertainment at your disposal as I do.
04:12:26 <jsled> heh
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07:21:09 <_ulises> yo
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08:22:37 <sbp> yo
08:22:38 <phenny> sbp: 02:30Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/09/specter-heart-sestak/
08:22:46 <[bjoern]> nuyo
08:23:31 <sbp> "No no no - you're reading too much into it. He simply meant that he's valued at fewer than three Joe Sestaks. It's just basic arithmetic: Specter < 3(Sestak)."
08:24:39 <_ulises> yo2u
08:25:18 <sbp> yoings
08:29:17 <nsh> MOINCAEKKS
08:30:23 <[bjoern]> nsh <3 Monty.
08:30:24 <Monty> wrong still.
08:30:30 <[bjoern]> nsh <4 Monty.
08:30:33 <Monty> dude, i'ts readable :) Our model is actually do what is?
08:31:17 <sbp> “women have long enjoyed a complicated relationship with their breasts”
08:31:20 <sbp> — http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/fashion/article6458151.ece
08:31:35 <nsh> NEW SWHACK CHALLEGE ARISES: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8092549.stm
08:31:44 <[bjoern]> men with women's too
08:32:18 <[bjoern]> I doubt they've considered all already existing swhack words.
08:32:29 <nsh> also, what the fuck "looming" has been in use for ages
08:32:49 <[bjoern]> this is on the internet.
08:33:00 <sbp> nsh: http://archive.timesonline.co.uk/tol/viewArticle.arc?articleId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1934-04-25-18-003&pageId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1934-04-25-18
08:33:18 <sbp> “Global Language Monitor searches for new words and once a word has been used 25,000 times, it recognises it.”
08:33:19 <[bjoern]> Site is currently unavailable .Please come back later
08:33:22 <sbp> 25,000? cool
08:33:26 <sbp> .gc shitrude
08:33:28 <phenny> shitrude: 138
08:33:30 <sbp> hmm
08:33:33 <sbp> .gc inamidst
08:33:34 <phenny> inamidst: 4,070
08:33:37 <sbp> hmm
08:33:42 <sbp> .gc swhack
08:33:42 <phenny> swhack: 1,280
08:33:45 <sbp> hmm
08:34:13 <[bjoern]> .gc ephermal
08:34:14 <phenny> ephermal: 1,340
08:34:28 <sbp> “Once a word has been used 25,000 times on social networking sites and such like, GLM declares it be a new word.”
08:34:39 <nsh> that is painfully stupid
08:35:09 <[bjoern]> do they also remove words as they occur less?
08:36:13 <[bjoern]> "The Cornish language has been branded "extinct" by linguistic experts, sparking protests from speakers."
08:37:48 <[bjoern]> .gc getwitter
08:37:49 <nsh> http://books.google.co.uk/books?lr=&num=100&as_brr=0&q=looming&btnG=Search+Books&as_drrb_is=b&as_minm_is=0&as_miny_is=&as_maxm_is=0&as_maxy_is=1800
08:37:50 <phenny> getwitter: 24,100
08:38:03 <[bjoern]> .leo gewitter
08:38:05 <phenny> storm (meteo.) = das Gewitter
08:38:06 <phenny> storminess = das Gewitter
08:38:06 <phenny> tempest = das Gewitter
08:38:07 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=gewitter
08:38:35 <[bjoern]> I like how that starts with An universal etymological English dictionary ...
08:39:27 <nsh> sbp, awesome comic thx
08:40:09 <[bjoern]> LOOMING,' [of a Ship] is her Prospektive or Shew, hence the Sailors (ay, such a Ship looms a great Sail) i.e. She seems to be a great Ship)
08:40:16 <sbp> .news "the Cornish language"
08:40:17 <phenny> sbp: no results
08:40:49 <[bjoern]> #2 under see also on the other link, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7900972.stm
08:41:40 <[bjoern]> "Internet faces Tube strike chaos"
08:41:48 <[bjoern]> (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8090608.stm)
08:42:10 <nsh> Average tube driver salary: £37,231. 8 weeks paid holiday/year. Striking for a 5% pay rise. Hatehatehate. #tubestrike (via @johnnyminkley)
08:42:11 <sbp> .head http://www.languagemonitor.com/
08:42:13 <phenny> sbp: 200, text/html, UTF-8
08:42:28 <[bjoern]> headline + pix = lol http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8091994.stm
08:42:46 <sbp> £37,231 and 8 weeks? pretty good
08:43:00 <sbp> heh, I'd wondered what that one was
08:43:01 <Monty> bbiab
08:43:05 <sbp> and not bothered to click
08:43:06 <_ulises> bloody great if you ask me
08:43:09 <sbp> Monty: u back yet pls?
08:43:19 <Monty> <pre>Traceback (most recent call etap: stuff I also be silly question, unrelated, is deleted, these rows are so everyone happy to shoots because erts_sys_ddll_open_noext() actually open APIs
08:43:33 <[bjoern]> That's a no
08:43:37 <_ulises> 8 weeks of paid salary? near 40k a year?
08:43:38 <sbp> MontyHasBeenHackedBySBP
08:43:41 <Monty> http://www.asmcbain.net/temp/commandbot.zip
08:43:43 <nsh> .o wa tube strike
08:43:46 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
08:43:52 <sbp> ehhjeh
08:43:56 <nsh> why did i even bother
08:43:59 <_ulises> granted you're locked for 6-8 hours a day in a tin breathing foul air
08:44:08 <[bjoern]> .o wa Why did nsh bother?
08:44:13 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Transportation: nsh
08:44:21 <nsh> .o wa nsh
08:44:22 <[bjoern]> .o wa Transportation: nsh
08:44:25 <phenny> Now Shahr Airport;Nushahr,Mazandaran,Iran;official name->Now Shahr Airport, ICAO code->OINN;elevation->-61 feet, number of runways->1, longest runway length->6181 feet;75 deg F -> relative humidity: 74% -> wind: 9 mph -> 60deg NE -> partly cloudy;1:14:23 pm IRDT -> Wednesday, June 10, 2009;Ramsar Airport->47 miles westhyphennorthwest, Bishe Kola A
08:44:26 <_ulises> pls 2b transporting nsh
08:44:26 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Transportation: nsh
08:44:26 <sbp> _ulises: if you take your 8 week incrementally, only a few hours a day
08:44:30 <sbp> *weeks
08:44:46 <sbp> .o wa Transportation: nsh
08:44:48 <_ulises> sbp: true!
08:44:49 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Transportation: nsh
08:44:50 <nsh> .o wa weather kuoikkola
08:44:54 <phenny> weather->Kokkola,Central Ostrobothnia,Finland;temperature->63 deg F, relative humidity->39% (dew point: 37 deg F), wind speed->8.1 mph, (55 minutes ago);name->EFKK (Kruunupyyn lentoasema), relative position->8 mi SSE (from center of Kokkola), relative elevation->36 feet (above center of Kokkola), local time->11:44:50 am EEST -> Wednesday, June
08:44:56 <sbp> nice
08:45:10 <sbp> no results found for x. try x?
08:45:26 <[bjoern]> WolframAlpha is a new way of saying "What do you want from me?! :::((("
08:45:39 <[bjoern]> .o wa weather Magdeburg
08:45:44 <phenny> weather->Magdeburg,Saxony-Anhalt,Germany;temperature->63 deg F, conditions->partly cloudy, relative humidity->59% (dew point: 48 deg F), wind speed->13 mph, (56 minutes ago);, -> -> , minimum: 43 deg F, Fri, Jun 5, 6:45 am->average: 55 deg F, ->maximum: 70 deg F, Tue, Jun 9, 4:45 pm, -> -> ;, ->previous week: overcast: 7.5% (6.8 hours) -> clear:
08:45:55 <_ulises> .o wa weather fort williams
08:46:00 <phenny> weather->Thunder Bay,Ontario,Canada;temperature->45 deg F (wind chill: 42 deg F), conditions->fog, wind speed->5 mph, (20 minutes ago);name->CYQT (Thunder Bay International Airport), relative position->4 mi SSW (from center of Thunder Bay), relative elevation->52 feet (below center of Thunder Bay), local time->4:45:56 am EDT -> Wednesday, June
08:46:00 <[bjoern]> .o wa weather Magdeburg (metric units)
08:46:03 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: weather Magdeburg metric units Cities: Magdeburg
08:46:14 <_ulises> wut
08:46:39 <[bjoern]> .o wa weather forecast Magdeburg
08:46:44 <phenny> weather forecast->Magdeburg,Saxony-Anhalt,Germany;temperature->between 54 deg F (5:00am) and 69 deg F (2:00pm), conditions->clear (18.1 hours from 5:00am) -> few clouds (3 hours from 8am) -> partly cloudy (6 hours from 11am) -> rain (18 hours from 2pm);temperature->between 51 deg F (5:00am) and 61 deg F (9:30pm), conditions->rain (10.4 hours from 9
08:47:09 <[bjoern]> We've found a use for WolframAlpha
08:47:47 <nsh> .o wa weather london units metric
08:47:53 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: weather london Cities: london
08:47:59 <procto> .o wa Are you skynet?
08:48:01 <phenny> Are you Skynet?;No, Skynet was destroyed on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 a.m. I, on the other hand, was not switched on until May 15, 2009. Furthermore, unlike Skynet, I enjoy interacting with humans., (according to Sarah Connor and the T-800 in the 1991 science fiction film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Skynet became self-aware and launched a nuclear
08:48:28 <_ulises> .o wa will you destroy google?
08:48:32 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Finance: google Future topics: you
08:48:35 <[bjoern]> .o wa Are you in a penis?
08:48:37 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Future topics: you
08:48:44 <_ulises> future topics: you?
08:48:47 <procto> kek
08:48:56 <nsh> eek
08:49:11 <[bjoern]> .o wa you
08:49:15 <phenny> you (English word);you->pronoun;Old English -> West Germanic, (first recorded use: 1575 (434 years ago));written->1/210 (rank: 18th), 100% pronoun, spoken->1/39 (rank: 3rd), 100% pronoun, (based on the 100-million-word British National Corpus);j\\:02c8u (y\'oo);you (no hyphenation)
08:49:34 <[bjoern]> .o wa famous germans
08:49:37 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
08:49:46 <_ulises> .o wa eek
08:49:50 <phenny> kr  (Estonian kroon);9.03cent (US cents) (at current quoted rate), $ 0.09 (US dollars);, 1-year minimum->7.95cent (November 20, 2008->7 months ago), 1-year maximum->10.19cent (July 11, 2008->11 months ago)
08:49:57 <[bjoern]> .o wa twitter
08:50:00 <phenny> twitter.com (domain);organization->NTT America Advanced Hosting - San Jose, location->Denver,Colorado,United States;daily page views->~~ 230 million , daily visitors->~~ 27 million , site rank->~~ 37th, domain online->January 21, 2000 (9 years ago), (based on Alexa estimates);page title->Twitter: What are you doing?, page size->13.15 kB (excludi
08:50:22 <_ulises> .o wa keyboard cat
08:50:25 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Animals: cat
08:50:33 <[bjoern]> .o wa lolcat
08:50:35 <phenny> Wolfrafail: no results and couldn't parse any suggestions.
08:50:47 <_ulises> .o wa are you full of fail?
08:50:49 <phenny> Couldn't handle your query. Suggestions: Future topics: you
08:50:54 <[bjoern]> pwnd
08:50:57 <_ulises> meh
08:51:25 <[bjoern]> Add "Got pwnd by WolframAlpha" to your resume.
08:52:06 <_ulises> that's a pretty good achievement considering how much fail WA is
08:52:17 <_ulises> to get it to do something sensible has to count for something
08:54:46 <nsh> holy shit this is awful:
08:54:48 <nsh> http://www.scottperry.tv/
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08:56:39 <[bjoern]> Coming from you the odds we'll regret the click are very high.
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09:49:45 <nsh> fucking eh
09:50:30 <nsh> try and install one CPAN module
09:50:36 <nsh> and it's downloading the entire fucking internet for me
09:50:36 <Monty> potty mouth!
09:50:41 <nsh> shup monty
09:50:44 <Monty> kocolosk, this isn't gonna try logging a bright idea for free"
09:51:39 <nsh> and keeps bitching about my not having YAML
09:51:47 <nsh> why not just ask me if i want to install that first
09:51:55 <nsh> instead of bitching parenthetically about it every five lines
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11:21:26 <nsh> sbp, re you wathing PMQT?
11:21:29 <nsh> are
11:57:00 <sbp> Clegg just said not to go American on party politics
11:57:08 <sbp> in terms of spending and branding
11:57:18 <sbp> and nope, I was out, only just caught that bit there
11:57:21 <sbp> what happened?
11:57:23 <sbp> was it good?
11:59:52 <nsh> watching the bbc live blog and twitter #pmqs feed
12:00:09 <nsh> pretty vivacious, but still a bit droll
12:00:28 <nsh> tories are all: WE CAN HAS ELECSHUN NAO RIET NAO RITE NAO
12:00:46 <nsh> brown is all: U WNTS CUT ALL MONEYS TO EVARTINGS
12:00:48 <sbp> oh, they just replayed it a bit
12:00:54 <nsh> rinse, lather
12:01:02 <sbp> yeah, a predictable progression
12:01:14 <nsh> clegg appears to be sounding sensible
12:01:18 <nsh> and ignored
12:01:42 <nsh> widacomb maneuveuring for speaker mebbes
12:01:48 <nsh> is cannot spel today
12:03:59 <nsh> sbp: 1:03:30 pm KevinMcP: S Woodward RT @Timforchange: #pmqs who is that front bench labourite who looks like he is going to cry behind Gordon 2nd right?
12:04:30 <nsh> An Israeli woman accidentally throws away a mattress containing her mother's $1m life savings. http://tinyurl.com/lu9bwr
12:04:32 <nsh> muahaha
12:04:49 <clsn> The downside of keeping your savings in a mattress.
12:05:35 <nsh> this story will not help jew stereotypes
12:07:01 <clsn> Great, just what the world needs.
12:07:50 <clsn> I dunno, the last line from her was not too bad.
12:07:58 <nsh> the world needs more honeydew melon
12:07:59 <nsh> imho
12:08:06 <nsh> i could eat a few of those right now
12:08:48 <clsn> Definitely.
12:08:54 <clsn> ♥melon
12:09:47 <clsn> I so love fresh melon. I have trouble stopping when I start eating 'em.
12:10:03 <nsh> aye, they seem to compress well
12:10:12 <nsh> gutbz2
12:10:25 * nsh failing at CPAN
12:10:38 <nsh> or the converse
12:10:51 <nsh> there's probably an element of bijective fail
12:11:13 <sbp> heh, they just mentioned Alan Johnston as Home Secretary
12:11:14 <nsh> damn test fetishism
12:11:17 <sbp> going to be difficult to get used to
12:11:24 <sbp> he's got problems already
12:11:25 * nsh smiles
12:11:33 <sbp> Lords ruling against their policy on terror charges
12:11:55 <nsh> good
12:12:09 <nsh> best argument against elected peers evar
12:12:25 <sbp> yeah...
12:12:39 <sbp> the Lords often do sensible things, really
12:12:48 <nsh> totalz
12:13:08 <clsn> If they're doing sensible things, wtf are they doing in government? That totally undermines the whole tradition
12:13:10 <sbp> and their chamber sessions, insofar as I've followed them, are much more cogent than Commons sessions. it's really weird watching a Lords session... they're all calm and thoughtful
12:13:12 <sbp> hehe
12:13:17 <sbp> shhhh, it's a secret
12:13:21 <sbp> that's why they don't show it on the news
12:14:00 <sbp> if many of the Lords whom I've heard speak ran for Commons election, I'd vote for them
12:14:05 <sbp> weird stuff
12:14:16 <nsh> agree
12:14:49 <sbp> also, on Labour's current predicament...
12:15:38 <nsh> god i hope the labour party spits
12:16:03 <nsh> or at least the the libs take enough to secure opposition/shared-opposition
12:16:04 <sbp> well I was going to say I'm not sure why the media think that Labour would be any better with someone other than Brown at the helm. it's not so much Brown who's the problem, it's their cavalcade of nitwits
12:16:15 <nsh> course
12:16:19 <sbp> but of course the media don't think that, they're just enjoying the story
12:16:33 <sbp> the rebels seems mainly to be either Blairites or people passed over for promotion...
12:16:36 <sbp> *seem
12:17:21 <sbp> I was thinking it wouldn't be so bad if they did change leader
12:17:51 <sbp> because it's probably be Alan Johnson, and he does actually seem quite impressive
12:17:57 <sbp> Peter Hain might be good too, but anyway
12:18:03 <sbp> now I'm not so sure
12:18:09 <sbp> because I think it'd give a false patina of Labour reform
12:18:21 <sbp> change the figurehead but their body is still corrupt
12:20:06 <nsh> doesn't really matter
12:20:26 <sbp> well maybe Johnson has a secret coterie of good folk he can install
12:20:29 <sbp> who knows. but it seems unlikely
12:20:32 <nsh> they'll have years of being opposition to reform
12:20:36 <nsh> .ety coterie
12:20:40 <phenny> Can't connect to etymonline.com (http://etymonline.com/?term=coterie)
12:20:41 <sbp> true, true...
12:21:16 <nsh> epic failure is a good motivator of change
12:21:29 <nsh> a little productive autophagy is necessary sometimes
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12:22:11 <sbp> the Times was making an interesting point this morning
12:22:28 <sbp> .title http://timesonline.typepad.com/timesarchive/2009/06/egg-throwing-and-the-right-of-free-speech.html
12:22:29 <phenny> sbp: Times Archive Blog: Egg throwing, and the right of free speech
12:22:33 <sbp> (article is better than the title)
12:22:52 <nsh> it can't be, it's longer
12:22:57 <nsh> nothing good is over 140 chars
12:23:00 <sbp> hehe
12:23:00 <nsh> stupid twitter
12:23:23 <sbp> I like your Twitternym
12:23:30 <sbp> I haven't read any of your Tweets™ yet
12:23:33 <sbp> if you even made any
12:25:11 <nsh> nothing particularly worth reading
12:25:14 <nsh> i'm trying to fit in
12:25:16 <sbp> good, good
12:25:19 <sbp> let me know if there is a thing
12:26:15 <sbp> nsh: guess the person:
12:26:23 <sbp> “He passed the 11 plus exam and attended Sloane Grammar School in Chelsea and left school at the age of 15. He then stacked shelves at Tesco before becoming a postman at 18. He is interested in music and joined two pop music bands.”
12:27:14 <nsh> give up
12:27:21 <nsh> have to walk dog too
12:27:22 <sbp> our new Home Secretary
12:27:23 <nsh> :-/
12:27:27 <sbp> heh, enjoy
12:27:28 <nsh> ah, lol
12:27:29 <nsh> ty
12:28:41 <sbp> bleh: “His voting record from the Public Whip sees him voting strongly in favour of ID Cards and student top-up fees. He also voted strongly in favour of the Iraq war and Labour's anti-terror laws. Furthermore, he voted strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.”
12:53:44 <_ulises> charming
12:53:59 <_ulises> should've been a successful pop star singer really
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13:05:44 <[bjoern]> how long before the newly appointed ones resign?
13:10:52 <libby> burnham's got a similar profile
13:10:55 <libby> bleah
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13:29:04 <Monty> hi kpreid
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13:36:31 <kpreid> Hi Mo----AAAUGH! BOT! BOT!
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14:22:36 <Morbus> what's that law that says "when you examine something, you change the nature of it"?
14:22:40 <Morbus> some scientific process thing.
14:23:06 <sbp> Morbus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)
14:23:10 <Morbus> thanks.
14:23:13 <sbp> yw
14:23:15 * Morbus is writing a blog post.
14:23:35 <xover> .c 300 GBP / 4 in NOK
14:23:36 <phenny> xover: 09 Jun 11:59Z <sbp> tell xover “all mention of full ZFS support in Snow Leopard Server has been scrubbed” — AppleInsider
14:23:37 <phenny> (300 British pounds) / 4 = 772.839011 Norwegian kroner
14:23:57 <xover> That's a pretty steep price for a book…
14:24:37 <edsu> Morbuuuus
14:25:49 <Morbus> edsu. hey. about to hea dout.
14:26:16 <edsu> is cool, i'm just in :)
14:26:23 <Morbus> :)
14:26:28 <edsu> saw you loggin in to #code4lib and thought i'd say hi
14:28:22 * Morbus is writing a blog post about how he thinks he's having a midlife crisis.
14:28:24 <Morbus> \o/
14:34:49 <edsu> yay!
14:35:05 * edsu turned 40 a couple weeks ago, so i can relate
14:36:00 <clsn> Oh yeah, been doing midlife crisis thing for about 2 years now.
14:36:12 * clsn turned 41 a couple weeks ago, so related last year.
14:38:50 * nsh decays exponentially, so has been doing a half-life crisis every 40 days since birth
14:41:56 <Morbus> edsu: that's the thing though...
14:42:00 * Morbus pastes something.
14:42:06 <Morbus> [[[
14:42:07 <Morbus> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlife_crisis">If we take Wikipedia at face-value</a>, I don't feel this has anything to do with "the passing of youth and the imminence of old age". I'm 31, but I feel like a young'un. I have to <em>think</em> about what my age is, and I do so not because it's rote but because I calculate it every time from the year I was born. When you grow up without birthdays, you just don't pay much attention
14:42:07 <Morbus> to age or years. N
14:42:07 <Morbus> ]]]
14:43:18 <clsn> I don't feel particularly less youthful.
14:43:53 <Morbus> clsn, edsu: when i finish this post, i'd love to hear your comments on it, and if my "symptoms" match.
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14:44:33 <clsn> Heh. OK. I don't know if it's "midlife crisis" or what...
14:47:15 <edsu> Morbus: okiedoke
14:47:46 <edsu> Morbus: if it includes going out to rock shows, drinking & smoking a lot it definitely is similar
14:47:52 <Morbus> heh.
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14:59:21 <cre8radix> http://cre8radix.net/img/cre8radix_90s.jpg
14:59:35 <Morbus> it's coming right for us!
14:59:38 * Morbus shoots.
15:02:21 <cre8radix> sbp: know that guy?
15:02:41 <cre8radix> Morbus: hehe
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15:07:09 <sbp> is he Canadian?
15:07:20 <cre8radix> noez
15:07:34 <cre8radix> he is i and i am him
15:07:46 <cre8radix> cre8tehgerman
15:07:57 <sbp> weird. you look Canadian!
15:08:15 <cre8radix> timbeeeeeeeeeeer
15:08:21 <sbp> hehe
15:08:30 <sbp> back when someone was slipping maple syrup into your diet
15:08:33 <sbp> without you knowing
15:08:38 * cre8radix throws a tree at sbp
15:08:51 <sbp> what kind of tree?
15:09:02 <cre8radix> oak
15:09:06 <sbp> hmm
15:09:12 <cre8radix> ok maple
15:09:18 <sbp> better
15:09:34 <cre8radix> wanna see me with at 15?
15:09:41 <cre8radix> http://cre8radix.net/img/cre8radix_80s_2.jpg
15:09:50 <cre8radix> just found some old pics
15:09:52 <cre8radix> funny
15:10:06 <cre8radix> PUNK!
15:10:09 <cre8radix> see ya
15:10:17 * cre8radix gos to re:hearse
15:10:38 <sbp> awesome
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16:35:10 <[bjoern]> Got lucky
16:35:41 <[bjoern]> If my tutorial had ended a second more early, it'd not have rained the whole tour home
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16:43:42 <[bjoern]> I want media player which makes it very easy to rate music currently playing
16:44:06 <[bjoern]> ideally i'd like to bind my "launch mail client" etc buttons to scores
16:45:06 <[bjoern]> needs to store ratings in standalone file, and needs to support many ratings
16:45:27 <[bjoern]> for some things tend to sound better or worse over time
16:46:34 <[bjoern]> last time I tried to rebind those keys myself things didn't quite work out
16:46:36 <Morbus> edsu: http://www.disobey.com/node/1856
16:46:37 <Morbus> clsn: http://www.disobey.com/node/1856
16:46:44 <Morbus> phenny: tell sbp http://www.disobey.com/node/1856
16:46:46 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
16:48:02 * [bjoern] discovers "mediaratehook" sources from 2005
16:50:55 <[bjoern]> ah it would seem one problem was that individual apps also capture those key presses
16:57:57 <sbp> Morbus: also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect
16:57:58 <phenny> sbp: 16:46Z <Morbus> tell sbp http://www.disobey.com/node/1856
16:58:47 <[bjoern]> lacks sample code
16:59:07 <sbp> ‘(I will ignore rebuttals of "OMG, YOU HAVE FREE TIME?!!": I'm not comparing myself to you, asshat)’
16:59:09 <sbp> — hehe
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16:59:24 * Morbus reads
16:59:44 <Morbus> ah.
16:59:53 * Morbus amends.
17:00:25 <Morbus> (and, unknown to me but submitted by sbp: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect">the forer effect</a>).
17:00:39 <sbp> I always knew it as the Barnum effect
17:00:44 <sbp> BUT WIKIPEDIA KNOWS BETTER
17:04:04 <[bjoern]> Yeah when I hook on the "WWW" key, and press it while having an IE window open, my hook gets called and IE makes a new window
17:04:28 <[bjoern]> If I hook it and some other app is active, my code will intercept it and no new window opens
17:04:33 <sbp> good
17:04:33 <[bjoern]> (it would without the hook)
17:04:49 <sbp> I suppose you're quite proud?
17:04:53 <sbp> I WOULD BE PROUD
17:04:54 <Monty> ah.
17:04:55 <sbp> where's the code?
17:05:39 <[bjoern]> You like codefail better than I do
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17:08:12 <[bjoern]> There is the option of writing my own keyboard driver that should be able to map those keys to, say, F18, F19, ...
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17:10:25 <[bjoern]> Obama ordered one of his generals to cut Stephen Colbert's hair earlier this week.
17:10:38 <Morbus> yeah, i just saw that. that was great.
17:11:17 <jsled> that reminds me I meant to see that.
17:17:03 <sbp> ooh! uri pls
17:17:10 * Morbus downloads http://grandchase.ntreev.net/ for no apparent reason.
17:18:48 <[bjoern]> http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/229768/june-08-2009/obama-orders-stephen-s-haircut---ray-odierno
17:19:02 <[bjoern]> but you weren't allowed to watch his vids last time so ...
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17:31:20 <sbp> yeah, still not available
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18:09:27 <jsled> .g swhack XCompose
18:09:29 <phenny> jsled: http://paste.lisp.org/list/swhack
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18:22:15 <sbp> Vote to dissolve parliament fails in Commons
18:22:33 <[bjoern]> But succeeds in your hearts?
18:23:32 <sbp> succeeds in aqua regia
18:23:44 <[bjoern]> she sounds wet.
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18:24:52 <sbp> maybe they're trying to beat the Long Parliament
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18:41:23 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7555/12446472467690/53716027_23981004_slide.jpg
18:41:51 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7555/12446472469440/53716034_23977312_slide.jpg
18:42:15 <sbp> BIG
18:42:16 <sbp> THINGS
18:42:22 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7555/12446472470010/53716036_23976411_slide.jpg
18:42:55 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7555/12446472470910/53716040_23977089_slide.jpg would be better if you'd recognize the faces.
18:43:20 <sbp> hmm?
18:43:24 <sbp> oh, faces
18:44:15 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7556/12446472477990/53716058_23964906_slide.jpg chinese swim suits
18:44:16 <sbp> sushi pix is disturbing and delicious
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18:44:34 <sbp> again, disturbing and delicious
18:44:41 <[bjoern]> robots will evolve to eat humans.
18:44:41 <Monty> ok, no rhyme or JSON.stringify(doc)
18:44:57 <sbp> Monty has already started
18:44:58 <Monty> outputs a
18:44:59 <kpreid> Monty: JSON.stringify(doc) is reason?
18:45:00 <Monty> ismetteren
18:45:03 <kpreid> That's very Monty.
18:45:07 <Monty> oh, my bad, I voted strongly against a webkit view using limit=10.
18:45:18 <sbp> nusmetteren
18:45:19 <kpreid> BAD MONTY! WEBKIT RULES!
18:45:22 <Monty> IMHO, fat squealing dtm is lowest judgemental Princess Peach.
18:45:25 <sbp> hehe
18:45:49 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7556/12446472485440/53716084_23957919_slide.jpg
18:45:51 <sbp> I would photostream in response
18:45:56 <sbp> but I'm eating a chocolate pudding
18:46:20 <sbp> the funny thing about that one is that pigeons can't even speak German
18:46:23 <sbp> it's a well known fact
18:46:23 <[bjoern]> I'm photostreaming because I'm not
18:46:28 <sbp> doves know a little Austrian
18:46:39 <sbp> good plan
18:46:49 <[bjoern]> they are winged german rats in disguise.
18:47:07 <sbp> you have pretty winged rats
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18:48:52 <sbp> in Ihrem Land gibt es viele, wie Sie sagen, "hübsche geflügelte Ratten"
18:49:25 <sbp> England play Andorra in a moment
18:49:56 <sbp> so expect me to shout out meaningless score lines as usual
18:49:56 <[bjoern]> We use them for equal opportunity pandemics.
18:50:09 <sbp> what, Andorra?
18:50:16 <[bjoern]> That too.
18:50:30 <sbp> better than using them for football, apparently
18:51:24 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7747/12446555860410/53717754_23895200_slide.jpg
18:51:36 <sbp> is that Stephen King?
18:51:42 <[bjoern]> Yes
18:51:47 <sbp> he looks a bit like a dehydrated Jerry Springer
18:52:19 <[bjoern]> orphan selling his book.
18:54:15 <[bjoern]> Angelina Jolie is the most important celebrity currently according to forbes I take it.
18:55:06 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344970750/53678739_23918945_slide.jpg
18:55:17 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344971110/53678740_23908601_slide.jpg (dont click)
18:55:43 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344972570/53678744_23909532_slide.jpg (same)
18:56:12 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344977410/53678757_23905558_slide.jpg
18:56:36 <sbp> (same again) for the last one
18:56:46 <sbp> worse than my ice lolly picture
18:57:15 <[bjoern]> Well you don't listen when I say it so I saved the effort
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18:57:35 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344990330/53678785_23905569_slide.jpg
18:59:48 <sbp> good point. that makes him look like he has a goatee
19:00:07 <sbp> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1244660277019.jpg
19:00:19 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7510/12442344990330/53678785_23905569_slide.jpg (original caption is, 19 countries in the eu held elections on sunday)
19:00:38 <sbp> hmm?
19:00:42 <sbp> IS SAME PIX
19:00:45 <sbp> UHASABUGZ
19:00:57 <deltab> Springwatch
19:01:04 <[bjoern]> what is unpossible
19:01:10 <sbp> deltab: will probably football, and iPlayer
19:01:12 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7665/12444619729990/53695198_23940331_slide.jpg
19:01:24 <sbp> what country was voting there?
19:01:26 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7665/12444619730490/53695201_23943359_slide.jpg (.ro)
19:01:27 <deltab> but first, a Krod Mandoon trail
19:01:37 <sbp> maybe is cowhorsegirlsinger's mother
19:01:40 <[bjoern]> It does not say for the first
19:02:00 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619732120/53695211_23943188_slide.jpg slovenia
19:02:07 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619732120/53695211_23943188_slide.jpg estonia
19:02:09 <sbp> ah, they're getting pissed on
19:02:13 <[bjoern]> fail^2
19:02:32 <sbp> you should have fixed your paste button when you hooked your www button
19:02:33 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619731850/53695208_23939376_slide.jpg for sv
19:02:43 <[bjoern]> I blame the browser
19:02:52 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619732350/53695215_23943072_slide.jpg spain
19:03:01 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619732560/53695218_23933059_slide.jpg hungary
19:03:12 <[bjoern]> french pix too scary
19:03:32 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619733580/53695233_23932998_slide.jpg austria
19:04:04 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7666/12444619734100/53695240_23943346_slide.jpg La Reunion
19:07:35 <sbp> we're moving to Estonia then?
19:07:39 <sbp> where are Iceland?
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19:08:05 <[bjoern]> Near the U.S.
19:09:03 <sbp> so your browser wouldn't let you copy that URI either/
19:09:16 <sbp> my keyboard won't let me type hookdot
19:09:35 <[bjoern]> my browser is like european mang
19:09:45 <sbp> my keyboard is like european womang
19:09:59 <sbp> (gets a bit touchy if you press the wrong button?)
19:10:03 <[bjoern]> Mine too, but more available.
19:12:40 <sbp> two seagulls are walking around one another trying to have sex
19:13:07 <sbp> not seagulls, terns
19:15:06 <deltab> news referring to ‘Life-on-Mars–style corruption’
19:16:21 <[bjoern]> "A Tel Aviv woman has been searching through Israeli rubbish dumps after she said she accidentally threw away a mattress containing $1m (£700,000)."
19:16:41 <sbp> yeah, somebody Swhacked that earlier
19:17:03 <[bjoern]> She must appreciate the reporting
19:18:06 <[bjoern]> "Could Earth collide with Mars?"
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19:24:38 <sbp> .wik Honey buzzard
19:24:39 <phenny> "The Honey Buzzard (Pernis apivorus), sometimes known as the 'pern', is a bird of prey in the family Accipitridae which also includes many other diurnal raptors such as kites, eagles and harriers." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_buzzard
19:24:44 <deltab> sbp: heh, permanently-surprised bird
19:27:20 <sbp> yeah, heh
19:28:07 <[bjoern]> there is a lol in http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/10/krauthammer-alternative-reality/ I am sure of it.
19:29:10 <edsu> n/win 9
19:29:32 <clsn> .wik Jizz (birding)
19:29:33 <phenny> "Jizz is a term used by birders to describe the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration, combined with voice, habitat and location." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)
19:34:30 <jsled> hrmm. so birders could totally talk about Tit Jizz above the board?
19:34:47 <[bjoern]> .img tit jizz
19:34:48 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk/jessika-busty-blonde.jpg
19:34:49 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=tit%20jizz
19:41:09 <sbp> 1-0
19:41:52 <[bjoern]> Go Andorra!
19:42:18 <[bjoern]> Ask them about Malta.
19:43:25 <sbp> Malta vs. Andorra would be a good match
19:44:03 <[bjoern]> but which game?
19:45:25 <sbp> banded snails are cool
19:45:46 <[bjoern]> too exciting
19:46:29 <sbp> they might be being affected by climate change
19:52:21 <[bjoern]> .ety stud
19:52:23 <phenny> "'nailhead, knob,' O.E. studu 'pillar, prop, post,' from P.Gmc. *stud- (cf. O.N. stoð 'staff, stick,' prop. 'stay,' M.H.G. stud, O.E. stow 'place'), from PIE *stu-, variant of base *sta- 'to stand' (see stet)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=stud
19:52:33 <[bjoern]> .leo Stute
19:52:35 <phenny> die Stute - Pl. die Stuten = mare - horse
19:52:36 <phenny> eine Stute decken lassen = to have a mare covered
19:52:37 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Stute
19:59:03 <xover> .title http://nerget.com/fluidSim/
19:59:05 <phenny> xover: Oliver's simple fluid dynamics simulator
19:59:09 <xover> Nice.
19:59:44 <xover> Uses…
19:59:47 <xover> .wik Navier–Stokes equations
19:59:48 <phenny> "The Navier–Stokes equations, named after Claude-Louis Navier and George Gabriel Stokes, describe the motion of fluid substances, that is substances which can flow." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier–Stokes_equations
19:59:57 <xover> …implemented in JavaScript.
20:14:37 <[bjoern]> You are growing a JavaScript affection.
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20:24:32 <Monty> hi coax
20:24:36 <coax> hey Monty
20:24:39 <Monty> Erm, ferromagnetism is pseudo-neolithic?
20:24:41 * coax slaps monty on the ass
20:24:41 <Monty> Wohali: all the _rev as advertised then? That's the docs said, it ;)
20:27:24 <sbp> Andorra are three places behind the British Virgin Islands
20:27:33 <sbp> and just ahead of the U.S. Virgin Islands
20:28:16 <[bjoern]> max{ ahead of virgins, behind virgins } = ?
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20:37:04 <[bjoern]> Monty, order http://www.bio-resonance.com/slntlhlg.htm
20:37:08 <Monty> if (adie == Pop-Tarts) { open days castrates lost software;}
20:45:51 <sbp> good Defoe goal
20:47:57 <sbp> heh, and another by Defoe
20:47:58 <sbp> 5-0
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20:49:38 <Monty> welcome, MoiraA
20:52:31 <sbp> 6-0
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20:58:20 <[bjoern]> Most programming languages suck at pretty printing matrices.
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21:05:09 <nsh> perl was designed for printing rapats
21:05:26 <nsh> i think that got a little waylayed at some point though
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21:30:24 <[bjoern]> remarkable font fail with http://km.wikipedia.org/wiki/អាំងតេក្រាលមិនកំនត់ here
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21:38:00 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/06/10/1331258
21:38:01 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
22:05:38 <nsh> is freenode split?
22:06:01 <[bjoern]> feeling lonely?
22:06:18 <nsh> just joined a bot
22:06:20 <nsh> and it isn't here
22:06:26 <nsh> but it sees crschmidt
22:06:32 <nsh> who also isn't here...
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22:07:13 <[bjoern]> Perhaps you plugged the bot into the wong reality.
22:07:31 <nsh> this is possible
22:07:46 <nsh> what the hell
22:07:53 <nsh> now it's on the same server as me
22:08:38 <[bjoern]> Perhaps Monty has enabled his bot displacement field.
22:08:38 <Monty> heh
22:08:48 <nsh> oh no, it was seeing twitter nicks not irc nicks
22:08:56 <nsh> man, thought i was going nuts for second there
22:09:03 <[bjoern]> You aren't?
22:09:06 <deltab> it's loose on twitter?
22:09:38 <nsh> word
22:10:17 <deltab> oh man, on tv I just saw *two* people with segways
22:11:25 <deltab> possibly the first time not in something specifically about them
22:11:38 <nsh> it begins...
22:16:33 <MoiraA> hi nsh
22:16:52 <nsh> hey
22:20:26 <MoiraA> sorry, I interrupted
22:20:33 <MoiraA> carry on nsh, it begins ...
22:21:33 <nsh> no, that was it
22:22:02 <nsh> i was implying that seeing two people on segways consequtively was an omen of something ominous
22:25:13 <deltab> sbp: Newsnight pointed out that Andorra's male population wouldn't fill Old Trafford
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22:47:15 <MoiraA> can I ask what segways is?
22:47:21 <MoiraA> (without appearing stupid)
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22:53:05 <nsh> .wik segway
22:53:05 <phenny> "The Segway PT is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segway
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22:53:33 <Monty> yo jeffarch!
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23:11:04 <[bjoern]> http://vger.kernel.org/majordomo-taboos.txt
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23:28:34 <MoiraA> ah cheers, read that nsh
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