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00:30:18 <[bjoern]> .gc "sex on the beach" "sex on the mountain" "sex on the ground" "sex on the roof" "sex on the dwarf"
00:30:19 <phenny> "sex on the beach" "sex on the mountain" "sex on the ground" "sex on the roof" "sex on the dwarf": 0
00:30:23 <[bjoern]> .gcs "sex on the beach" "sex on the mountain" "sex on the ground" "sex on the roof" "sex on the dwarf"
00:30:27 <phenny> "sex on the beach" (214,000), "sex on the roof" (3,140), "sex on the ground" (361), "sex on the mountain" (148), "sex on the dwarf" (0)
00:32:37 <[bjoern]> .gcs "no sex on the beach" "no sex on the mountain" "no sex on the ground" "no sex on the roof" "no sex on the dwarf"
00:32:41 <phenny> "no sex on the beach" (334), "no sex on the roof" (3), "no sex on the mountain" (1), "no sex on the ground" (0), "no sex on the dwarf" (0)
00:32:54 <[bjoern]> .g no sex on the mountain
00:32:54 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.cafebabel.com/eng/video/53/italy-rai-brokeback-mountain-censorship-tv.html
00:33:02 <jsled> .gcs "sex on the tv" "no sex on the tv"
00:33:03 <phenny> "sex on the tv" (500), "no sex on the tv" (2)
00:33:19 <[bjoern]> .gcs "sex on tv" "no sex on tv"
00:33:20 <phenny> "sex on tv" (29,700), "no sex on tv" (26)
00:33:26 <[bjoern]> .gcs "porn on tv" "no porn on tv"
00:33:27 <phenny> "porn on tv" (2,450), "no porn on tv" (10)
00:33:41 <[bjoern]> ALSO:
00:33:43 <[bjoern]> yo jsled
00:33:52 <jsled> yizzy izzy
00:34:06 <[bjoern]> my thoughts exactly
01:17:10 <[bjoern]> Morbus: countdown (Monty's not here...)
01:17:36 <Morbus> heh
01:17:39 <[bjoern]> .c 75*3+3*5+7
01:17:39 <phenny> (75 * 3) + (3 * 5) + 7 = 247
01:17:48 * Morbus is trying to figure out which of the thousand ways to create a drop shadow will actually do what he wants
01:18:05 <[bjoern]> I think there are only 583 ways to do it.
01:20:44 <[bjoern]> You could add an image saying "<--- imagine really cool drop shadow here"
01:25:08 <Morbus> hey, i think i did it.
01:25:10 <Morbus> freaking excelsior.
01:25:14 <Morbus> i bet it tiles horribly
01:25:17 * Morbus can't waits.
01:26:18 <[bjoern]> use patience;
01:27:06 <Morbus> wtf.
01:27:09 <Morbus> fucking photoshop.
01:27:13 <Morbus> defaulting to fucking mm.
01:27:16 <Morbus> instead of fucking pixels.
01:27:21 <Morbus> so now i get to fucking do it all over again.
01:27:22 <Morbus> fucking thing.
01:27:44 <[bjoern]> there is an option in the preferences...
01:27:49 <Morbus> yeah. i know.
01:27:53 <Morbus> i /expected/ it.
01:28:59 <[bjoern]> Morbus: did you know that hitting the "." key is really difficult if you are drunk?
01:29:08 <[bjoern]> more so than the other keys, I mean.
01:30:06 <[bjoern]> I would not know either, a "friend" told me...
01:31:36 <Morbus> god i hate everything.
01:33:21 * Morbus kicks something.
01:36:46 <Morbus> http://feast-or-fa.mine.nu:325/wog/
01:36:50 <Morbus> there's my stank ass drop shadow.
01:37:03 <Morbus> which i made too drop shadowy, so i lose like 70 pixels of reading space.
01:37:03 <Morbus> not good.
01:39:00 <[bjoern]> It's not /that/ bad either
01:39:10 <Morbus> yeah. i'll have to compensate for the top and bottom.
01:39:16 <Morbus> but it didn't come out as horribly as i suspected.
01:39:17 <Morbus> ;)
01:39:49 <[bjoern]> I suspect you are using self-deprecation to make "win" more awesome.
01:43:01 <[bjoern]> Well, I wish you a good night
01:43:14 <[bjoern]> scissors
01:43:14 <dahut> nobody wins! (I had scissors.)
01:43:17 <[bjoern]> scissors
01:43:17 <dahut> I had scissors, nobody wins.
01:43:20 <[bjoern]> scissors
01:43:20 <dahut> I had rock, dahut wins.
01:43:22 <[bjoern]> scissors
01:43:22 <dahut> I had scissors, nobody wins.
01:43:31 <[bjoern]> dahut ufail
01:43:36 <[bjoern]> rock
01:43:37 <dahut> I had scissors, [bjoern] wins.
01:43:41 <[bjoern]> pwnd
01:43:45 <[bjoern]> good night
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02:55:16 <d8uv> Yo
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05:45:36 <Tene> Why haven't I been in here?
06:24:27 <xover> It's a conspiracy.
06:24:34 <xover> We're all in on it.
06:24:48 <xover> Including your alternate personality.
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09:30:13 <sbp> yo
09:31:44 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8120324.stm
09:31:47 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Technology | Web slows after Jackson's death
09:31:50 <sbp> Google had problems, Twitter crashed
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10:03:40 <[bjoern]> http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/w3c-translators/2009AprJun/0216.html
10:04:59 <sbp> phenny: "Ich spreche 13 Sprachen, aber ich bin sehr alt und sehr langweilige Person, ich schreibe, Code in C, C ++, VB, aber mein Favorit ist "C + +."?
10:05:00 <phenny> sbp: "I speak 13 languages, but I am very old and very boring person, I write code in C, C + +, VB, but my favorite is "C + +." (de to en, translate.google.com)
10:05:13 <sbp> phenny: "Es tut mir leid, aber mein Deutsch ist sehr rostig. Viel Glück für die Zukunft und danken Ihnen für die Beantwortung."?
10:05:14 <phenny> sbp: "I'm sorry, but my German is very rusty. Good luck for the future and thank you for answering." (de to en, translate.google.com)
10:05:40 <sbp> .leo Glückwunsch
10:05:41 <phenny> der Glückwunsch = congratulation, felicitation
10:05:42 <phenny> Herzlichen Glückwunsch nachträglich! - zum Geburtstag = Happy belated birthday!
10:05:43 <phenny> Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! = Happy birthday!
10:05:44 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Gl%C3%BCckwunsch
10:05:49 <sbp> Glückwunsch is pretty great
10:07:07 <[bjoern]> I like the inline heading in http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8120324.stm
10:07:40 <[bjoern]> 'Google's trends page showed that searches for Michael Jackson had reached such a volume that in its so called "hotness" gauge the topic was rated "volcanic".'
10:07:57 <sbp> .g Google trends
10:07:57 <phenny> sbp: http://www.google.com/trends
10:08:37 <[bjoern]> christian eyenga has hotness "on fire"
10:08:54 <sbp> where are you seeing those?
10:09:04 <[bjoern]> janet jackson on michael s death is spicy
10:09:15 <[bjoern]> links on http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends
10:09:32 <sbp> ah, thanks
10:10:32 <[bjoern]> http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=final+fantasy+14&date=2009-6-2&sa=X
10:11:02 <sbp> that graph says "ooh, FF14 is coming out! oh wait, it kinda sucks"
10:11:21 <[bjoern]> it's about "Square Denies Final Fantasy 14 PS3 Exclusivity, 'Considering All Options'" apparently
10:11:30 <sbp> hmm
10:17:49 <sbp> [bjoern]!
10:17:51 <sbp> u has ops!
10:18:06 * sbp checks logs for juicy Swhack ops usage
10:18:21 <sbp> oh right, logs are bepwnt
10:18:36 <[bjoern]> I succeeded where xover failed
10:18:45 <sbp> what happnt?
10:18:46 <[bjoern]> It was because you disconnected.
10:18:57 <[bjoern]> AND YOU DONT WANT PEOPLE TO GET IDEAS
10:18:59 <sbp> yeah, best stuff is bound to happen when znc pisses off
10:19:51 <[bjoern]> Consequently, then, there was no excitement.
10:20:00 <sbp> hmm, suck
10:20:05 <sbp> oh, hey, I see d8uv came on brieflty
10:20:22 * sbp looks at http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/5808_3374.jpeg
10:21:09 <sbp> .wik Abe Vigoda
10:21:09 <phenny> "Abraham Charles 'Abe' Vigoda (born February 24, 1921) is an American movie and television actor." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda
10:21:15 <sbp> so yeah, the logs are on the server
10:21:20 <sbp> but they're not being... served
10:21:38 <sbp> ah, I see the ops bit. heh
10:22:19 <sbp> hmm
10:22:26 <sbp> znc seems to have quit when I quit
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10:23:32 <sbp> let's see if it does it again
10:24:07 <sbp> nope. weird
10:25:44 <sbp> hmm
10:25:55 <sbp> all the logs between 2009-03-15 and 2009-06-12 are missing
10:26:01 <sbp> this is really weird
10:27:17 <sbp> it must be something to do with the two servers
10:27:21 <[bjoern]> Monty ran off with them, saying something about blackjack and hookers.
10:27:28 <sbp> heh
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10:38:54 <hubbard.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: Swhack: Making hay with the flower of British womanhood
10:38:54 <hubbard.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: loggy _ulises sbp nsh kpreid Talliesin mmmmmrob libby KiYanWang Tene scarless p6eval [bjoern] lisppaste2 nelix dmiles_afk jsled tav Morbus authentic jeffarch jstoker_irssi JibbyBot jessica edsu JibberJim CaptSolo lmorchard|away Guest40355 shepazu clsn tro thelsdj xxv mahound melbel xover Xanthor[aw] tobbez dahut Mike_L l7 procto maxkelley bancus deltab nslater BigJibby radii sr Jibbler phenny Charl spb realist
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10:39:06 <zelazny.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: Swhack: Making hay with the flower of British womanhood
10:39:06 <zelazny.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: loggy _ulises sbp nsh kpreid Talliesin mmmmmrob libby KiYanWang Tene scarless p6eval [bjoern] lisppaste2 nelix dmiles_afk jsled tav Morbus authentic jeffarch jstoker_irssi JibbyBot jessica edsu JibberJim CaptSolo lmorchard|away Guest40355 shepazu clsn tro thelsdj xxv mahound melbel xover Xanthor[aw] tobbez realist spb Charl phenny Jibbler sr radii BigJibby nslater deltab bancus maxkelley procto l7 Mike_L dahut
10:39:29 <sbp> phenny!
10:39:29 <phenny> sbp!
10:39:39 <sbp> okay, logs are fixed
10:39:48 <[bjoern]> perhaps you are fixed.
10:39:57 <sbp> there are two servers
10:40:00 <sbp> oldgimble.notabug.com
10:40:03 <sbp> and gimble.notabug.com
10:40:09 <sbp> swhack.com was running on the former
10:40:16 <[bjoern]> nugimble.notabug.com
10:40:16 <sbp> then it seems on 2009-06-12 it switched to running on the latter
10:40:19 <sbp> but nobody told me that
10:40:32 <sbp> so I kept running loggy on the still existing oldgimble.notabug.com
10:40:38 <sbp> which is why they didn't turn up on swhack.com
10:46:36 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/3218_3f8e_480.jpeg
10:47:17 <[bjoern]> evil http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/3181_2861_480.gif
10:47:30 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/3184_ceed.png
10:47:50 <sbp> less evil if you're using a mac
10:49:16 <sbp> $ diff -Naur oldgimble-logs gimble-logs > gimble-diff.txt
10:49:32 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2869_21b4_480.jpeg
10:49:52 <[bjoern]> I'm hungry http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2851_de14_480.jpeg
10:50:02 <sbp> for which side?
10:50:11 <[bjoern]> Yes.
10:50:15 <sbp> ㋡
10:50:27 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2842_3529.jpeg
10:50:55 <sbp> by the way, spotify lets you use some unicode in your username
10:51:00 <sbp> so I tried some things
10:51:05 <sbp> it allowed FONGMAN, which was good
10:51:13 <sbp> the supercombiner it did not allow
10:51:20 <sbp> anything from the astral plane it did not allow
10:51:43 <sbp> eighth notes it did allow but they were taken
10:52:00 <sbp> anyway, long story short, my spotify username is: ♬♪♫
10:52:07 <[bjoern]> ⓢⓑⓟ
10:52:16 <sbp> oh, that would've been good
10:52:17 <sbp> damn
10:52:24 <sbp> FONGMAN was tempting, too
10:52:25 <sbp> .u fongman
10:52:26 <phenny> U+0E4F THAI CHARACTER FONGMAN (๏)
10:52:39 <[bjoern]> .u thongman
10:52:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: Sorry, no results for 'thongman'.
10:53:38 <sbp> actually, it looks like it was running on new gimble for a few months
10:53:41 <sbp> so that's a big confusing
10:53:43 <sbp> *bit, even
10:54:34 <sbp> .title http://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/bug-inetutils/2009-06/msg00046.html
10:54:35 <phenny> sbp: [bug-inetutils] _argp_program symbols error
10:55:03 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2605_ca05.jpeg
10:57:40 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2422_87aa.jpeg
10:58:43 <sbp> seen the second, without the caption
10:58:53 <sbp> the first is... new to me
11:01:54 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0365/2379_5bf3_480.jpeg
11:03:29 <[bjoern]> ~ http://cyanatrendland.com/2009/06/20/the-simpsons-go-to-paris-harper\rquote s-bazaar-aug-07/
11:03:39 <[bjoern]> urlfail
11:16:11 <sbp> .g cyanatrendland the simpsons go to paris
11:16:12 <phenny> sbp: http://cyanatrendland.com/2009/06/20/the-simpsons-go-to-paris-harper%E2%80%99s-bazaar-aug-07/
11:17:10 <sbp> that's pretty funny
11:17:41 <[bjoern]> http://ishtml5readyyet.com/
11:18:51 <sbp> Manny Pacquiao? heh
11:22:33 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/9544_c328_480.jpeg
11:23:01 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/9529_48f9.jpeg
11:24:10 * jessica is annoyed at the moment. The Hells Angels just won a court case in the Netherlands.
11:25:55 <[bjoern]> http://failblog.org/2009/06/25/joint-venture-name-fail/
11:26:03 <jessica> Although, reading about the Nordic Biker War impresses me. On this side of the pond, bikers kill each other, run prostitutes and distribute drugs.
11:26:12 <jessica> There, they assault each other with *anti-tank weaponry*.
11:27:09 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/9126_e7c7_480.jpeg
11:31:53 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/8884_b2ac_480.jpeg
11:34:18 <[bjoern]> .c 500 yen in eur
11:34:19 <phenny> 500 Japanese yen = 3.71154942 Euros
11:37:14 <sbp> .leo honig
11:37:15 <phenny> honey = der Honig
11:37:17 <phenny> to butter so. up = jmdm. Honig um den Bart schmieren, jmdm. Honig ums Maul schmieren
11:37:17 <phenny> to play up to so. = jmdm. Honig um den Bart schmieren
11:37:18 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=honig
11:38:13 <sbp> I like how they use a sans-serif for bad typography
11:44:43 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/8384_0c13_480.jpeg
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11:55:38 <sbp> truth tables for the win
11:57:29 <sbp> hmm. so this is an xnor
11:57:51 <sbp> didn't know that xnor could get you sex
12:00:26 <[bjoern]> http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/130084852/eye
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12:08:32 <[bjoern]> http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090624/selection_183_51.jpg
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12:10:44 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/7286_1ad3_480.jpeg
12:10:56 <[bjoern]> p, make another log bundle.
12:13:32 <sbp> k
12:14:51 <sbp> [bjoern]: http://swhack.com/logs/logs.tar.bz2
12:21:11 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/4584_e176_480.jpeg
12:21:13 <[bjoern]> thx
12:28:01 <sbp> you could thank me by not posting faces like that
12:28:15 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/4051_5908_480.jpeg
12:28:17 <sbp> or at least using our widely ignored convention
12:28:28 <sbp> apology accepted
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12:32:21 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/3420_f616_480.jpeg
12:35:25 <sbp> the devil paints ambience?
12:43:00 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/1890_c0cb_480.jpeg
12:43:41 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0364/1824_3e61_480.jpeg
12:44:08 <sbp> I love that his exclamation is "UTF"
12:46:38 <[bjoern]> He should have said [citation needed]
12:50:36 <sbp> hehe
12:50:50 <sbp> or ๏
13:01:25 <[bjoern]> my mouse exploded
13:05:46 <[bjoern]> ah now english news for it http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3374702.html?menu=news.quirkies
13:08:30 <[bjoern]> http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama
13:15:02 <sbp> '"They are worse than the pirates," said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. "At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder," he continued.'
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13:40:38 <[bjoern]> got a working Perl6 grammar for ABNF
13:40:55 <[bjoern]> Next up: figure out how to make it useful
13:41:03 <[bjoern]> Like, capture less stuff and such
13:44:00 <[bjoern]> .c 1000000 minutes in days
13:44:01 <phenny> 1 000 000 minutes = 694.444444 days
13:44:06 <[bjoern]> .c 1000000 minutes in years
13:44:06 <phenny> 1 000 000 minutes = 1.90132588 years
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14:03:21 <sbp> you can already parse ABNF in alx, right?
14:03:29 <sbp> so technically you can convert any ABNF to a Perl6 grammar?
14:04:14 <[bjoern]> Alexander can only parse xlx. ~ http://www.websitedev.de/temp/rfc3987.xml
14:04:24 <[bjoern]> My Parse::ABNF module (CPAN) can parse ABNF
14:05:26 <sbp> you could make an xlx compact
14:05:35 <[bjoern]> We did that already
14:05:53 <sbp> ...oh right, I remember now
14:06:31 <sbp> so, your mouse exploded?
14:07:49 <[bjoern]> Well, it vibrated climatically for some miliseconds while there was a loud plopp sound coming from its direction
14:08:04 <[bjoern]> Now it's more or less constantly making sounds like an old wooden door
14:08:10 <sbp> rakudo: {say $_}("test")
14:08:13 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«test»
14:08:31 <sbp> rakudo: {{say $^h}($^o)}("test")
14:08:34 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«test»
14:09:21 <sbp> rakudo: {{{{{say $^h}($^e)}($^l)}($^l)}($^o)}("hello")
14:09:24 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«hello»
14:09:40 <[bjoern]> rakudo: &say.assuming("Hello World")();
14:09:55 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Hello World»
14:10:28 <sbp> hmm. the doctor who was with Michael Jackson can't be found
14:10:38 <sbp> wait, assuming works for say?
14:10:41 <[bjoern]> rakudo: my &f = &say.assuming("Hello World"); f();
14:10:41 <sbp> but not for +?
14:10:43 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Hello World»
14:10:48 <[bjoern]> so it seems
14:10:55 <sbp> rakudo: my &f := &say.assuming("Hello World"); f();
14:11:01 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Hello World»
14:12:26 <sbp> “We've learned law enforcement is looking for a doctor who lived at Michael Jackson's home -- and the doctor is nowhere to be found.” — http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-doctor-morphene-demerol-lapd-overdose/
14:15:43 <[bjoern]> rakudo: sub plus($a, $b) { return $a + $b } say &plus.assuming(3)(4);
14:15:45 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Statement not terminated properly at line 2, near "say &plus."in Main (src/gen_setting.pm:3225)»
14:15:54 <[bjoern]> rakudo: sub plus($a, $b) { return $a + $b }; say &plus.assuming(3)(4);
14:15:56 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«7»
14:17:38 <sbp> rakudo: &+.assuming(3)(4);
14:17:41 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Syntax error at line 2, near "&+.assumin"in Main (src/gen_setting.pm:3225)»
14:18:03 <sbp> rakudo: &infix:<+>.assuming(3)(4);
14:18:05 <[bjoern]> rakudo: say &infix:<+>.assuming(3)(4)
14:18:13 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Method 'assuming' not found for invocant of class 'MultiSub'»
14:18:13 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Method 'assuming' not found for invocant of class 'MultiSub'»
14:18:18 <sbp> hmm
14:39:37 <[bjoern]> it was my battery exploding
14:50:57 <sbp> did you fit it with a new one?
14:51:53 <[bjoern]> would have to cannibalize my bicycle front light.
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15:01:58 <[bjoern]> .gc phennyterian
15:01:58 <phenny> phennyterian: 0
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15:13:17 <nelix> why do people hate asyncore yet love twisted?
15:15:10 <sbp> rakudo: say &infix:<+>.perl.assuming;
15:15:14 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Method 'assuming' not found for invocant of class 'String'»
15:15:19 <Arnia> Why do people X?
15:15:45 <sbp> rakudo: say &infix:<+>.WHAT;
15:15:47 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Null PMC access in find_method()in Main (/tmp/BsEpnVvCF7:2)»
15:15:49 <sbp> rakudo: say &infix:<+>.HOW;
15:15:51 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«Null PMC access in isa()in Main (/tmp/gUpX20H0w3:2)»
15:15:57 * Arnia puzzles
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15:30:41 <sbp> rakudo: say &+.WHAT;
15:30:43 <p6eval> rakudo 6c43f9: OUTPUT«say requires an argument at line 2, near " &+.WHAT;"in Main (src/gen_setting.pm:2416)»
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15:53:08 <[bjoern]> "Oh man. Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett dead on the same day. What a sad day for humanity. How will we cope? I keep checking the news outlets to se what Angelina Jolie has to say about all this."
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16:32:54 <nsh> have to ask
16:33:01 <nsh> who the fuck was farrah fawcett/
16:33:02 <nsh> ?
16:33:11 <nsh> .wik Farrah Fawcett
16:33:11 <phenny> "Farrah Fawcett (February 2, 1947[1]| – June 25, 2009[2]|) was an American actress." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farrah_Fawcett
16:35:31 <clsn> Oh, she was *big* in the 70s, I remember.
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17:15:43 <jsled> "And that's what this movie is, folks: Michael Bay shoving his balls in your face". — http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/797-Transformers-Revenge
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18:05:51 <bancus> .u arrow
18:05:51 <phenny> U+2191 UPWARDS ARROW (↑)
18:05:56 <bancus> .u left arrow
18:05:56 <phenny> U+2190 LEFTWARDS ARROW (←)
18:05:58 <bancus> .u right arrow
18:05:58 <phenny> U+2192 RIGHTWARDS ARROW (→)
18:19:33 <sbp> .title http://meyering.net/dVCS/
18:19:33 <phenny> sbp: dVCS
18:19:46 <[bjoern]> yo
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18:23:25 <sbp> .leo sabber
18:23:26 <phenny> drivel = der Sabber (ugs.)
18:23:27 <phenny> drool = der Sabber (ugs.)
18:23:28 <phenny> slobber = der Sabber
18:23:28 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=sabber
18:23:39 <sbp> honey, or beeslobber?
18:23:51 <[bjoern]> yes
18:23:51 <sbp> HONIG, ODER BIENENSABBER
18:24:25 <sbp> phenny: "und von ehrlichkeit hält hier wohl neimand was!"?
18:24:26 <phenny> sbp: "and ehrlichkeit holds neimand probably was!" (de to en, translate.google.com)
18:24:42 <sbp> phenny: "und von ehrlich keit hält hier wohl niemand was!"?
18:24:43 <phenny> sbp: "ability of honest and holds no one was!" (de to en, translate.google.com)
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18:40:32 <sbp> .gcs "Conrad Murray" "Conrad Robert Murray"
18:40:33 <phenny> "Conrad Murray" (31,800), "Conrad Robert Murray" (2)
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18:45:20 <deltab> “His heart couldn’t get any bigger, and yesterday it arrested.” — Jesse Jackson, Jr. in a speech to Congress
18:45:59 * [bjoern] wonders how a license can be compatible with the GPL but not with the LGPL
18:48:18 <sbp> [bjoern]: which one?
18:54:17 <[bjoern]> Well I am wondering generally, but apparently the BDB license is incompatible with the LGPL
18:54:59 <[bjoern]> As the FSF says the license is compatible with the GPL, either that is nonsense, or there is something interesting to learn about license compatibility here.
18:57:58 <sbp> who says it's incompatible with the LGPL?
18:58:07 <[bjoern]> Apple.
18:58:13 <sbp> where?
19:00:56 <[bjoern]> You know questions like that are not easy to answer if your mouse lacks juice.
19:01:09 <[bjoern]> But after much keyboard navigation http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-webapps/2009AprJun/1296.html
19:02:18 <sbp> oh, him
19:02:20 <sbp> heh
19:02:35 <sbp> I actually thought you were serious
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19:08:27 <sbp> [[[
19:08:28 <sbp> 911 operator: OK did the doctor see what happened, Sir?
19:08:28 <sbp> Caller: (starts to ask then a man who appears to be speaking in a foreign language replies in an anxious and angry voice) Sir, you just, if you can please.
19:08:33 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1195809/Hes-breathing-The-desperate-Michael-Jacksons-aide-pleads-ambulance.html
19:08:54 <sbp> I thought he sounded foreign too; specifically Asian
19:09:07 <sbp> and I thought he said “if you tell him I need them/him to come”
19:09:48 <sbp> ‘The doctor can be heard in the background yelling, “they need to come.”’ — http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/062609_michael_jackson_911_tape
19:09:55 <[bjoern]> Well I've ever considered the idea that gpl-compatible may not imply lgpl-compatible...
19:10:16 <[bjoern]> Though mostly I reacted with WHAT, LOL, but then http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-webapps/2009AprJun/1321.html
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21:08:00 <[bjoern]> .o whois FreeLegoPorn.com
21:08:03 <phenny> The FreeLegoPorn.com domain is registered to LEGO Juris A/S.
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22:14:09 <laplink> .title http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=559807
22:14:12 <phenny> laplink: Mann knivstukket i ansiktet i Kragerø - VG Nett
22:14:32 <laplink> «Man stabbed in the face in Kragerø»
22:14:35 <laplink> :-)
22:16:22 <[bjoern]> a 45 years old man fikk skader in face and back da han ble stabbed? under a slåsskamp in Kragerø i Telemark friday
22:17:01 <[bjoern]> phenny, "En 45 år gammel mann fikk skader i ansiktet og ryggen da han ble knivstukket under en slåsskamp i Kragerø i Telemark fredag."?
22:17:02 <phenny> [bjoern]: "A 45-year-old man received injuries to the face and back when he was pinched during a knife fight `s in the Telemark Friday." (no to en, translate.google.com)
22:18:17 <[bjoern]> I like the "VET DU NOE? TIPS OSS!" box
22:20:56 <[bjoern]> So I got an assignment to modify Floyd's algorithm so it computes a routing table, where "routing table" for the purposes of the assignment is defined by reference to the lecture slides.
22:21:16 <[bjoern]> Problem is, there is no such slide, and in fact none of the slides contain the phrase "routing"
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