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08:07:46 <Monty> bah, it's [bjoern] again
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09:28:27 <sbp> yo
09:28:27 <phenny> sbp: 18 Oct 21:53Z <MoiraA> tell sbp I forgot there is a real issue with Yatsuko my stalker and I am not happy to speak freely any channel he is in. His conversation is scintillatingly articulate and he will enthrall you complaining he has not been made to feel important enough on entry and preach on how much better *he* can run #swhack and would you kindly set +G? sbp speak to me please!
09:29:31 <sbp> phenny: tell MoiraA your stalkers have an odd habit of turning out not to be stalkers, but that doesn't bother me. also I like banning people. so basically you only needed to say "ban X", and I'd ban X, heh
09:29:31 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when MoiraA is around.
09:31:12 <sbp> Yatsuko: c'ya, etc. (who the hell invited you anyway?)
09:32:24 <sbp> also the race yesterday was awesome
09:33:05 <[bjoern]> You got drunk and a brit won?
09:33:35 <sbp> an Australian won the race, but he lives in Britain
09:33:43 <sbp> also Niki Lauda said "the Brits are the best!"
09:33:51 <sbp> so epic win in various respects
09:34:02 <[bjoern]> the championship, not the race.
09:34:14 <sbp> oh that thing. yeah, I think I heard a Brit won that or something
09:34:28 * sbp actually watched the extended coverage
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09:34:39 <sbp> berny-: @help
09:35:22 <berny-> @help
09:35:24 <[bjoern]> You don't simulate ignorance very well.
09:35:50 <sbp> yeah, I'm not very norant about being ignorant
09:35:53 <sbp> berny-: @help
09:36:25 <berny-> it does not work
09:36:33 <sbp> @what
09:37:12 <berny-> !help
09:37:22 <berny-> no way
09:37:33 <sbp> YES WAY
09:37:38 <sbp> .help
09:37:41 <sbp> %help
09:37:43 <sbp> $help
09:37:49 <sbp> none of these way either
09:37:56 <sbp> way must be a what!
09:38:05 <sbp> *work
09:38:06 <sbp> &work
09:38:15 <sbp> damn man, nothing works in this shitty craps
09:38:26 <berny-> i can join my bot ^^
09:38:27 <sbp> wouldst not thou say?
09:38:28 <[bjoern]> #help +help &help ~help \help >help
09:38:33 <sbp> ^^
09:38:34 <sbp> ^^
09:38:36 <sbp> ^^
09:38:39 <sbp> ^^ ^^
09:38:41 <sbp> ^^
09:38:44 <sbp> ^^ *
09:38:46 <sbp> * ^^
09:38:53 <[bjoern]> <°><<<
09:39:02 <sbp> you missed /help, though I suspect this was no accident
09:39:12 <sbp> <㋡><<<
09:39:28 <sbp> >>><㋡>
09:39:31 <sbp> FACEFISH
09:39:50 <[bjoern]> well you started using sigils I already had on my line, so I rathered sent it than look stoopid.
09:40:37 <sbp> [bjoern]: vielleicht ist es ein guter Zeitpunkt, zu Ihnen zu sprechen in gebrochenem darüber, wie gut wir können diese Person prank Deutsch. wenn er auch Deutsch sprechen, was eine sehr schlechte Sache, weil es bedeutet, er kann unser Geheimnis Worte stehlen und geschluckt werden in das Loch in seinem Gesicht würde, die ein unter der Nase
09:41:44 <berny-> was?
09:42:36 <[bjoern]> Deine Nachricht ist angekommen und nach intensivem Nachdenkens verstanden worden. Stimme der Problemanalyse zu, wüsste so spontan allerdings keinen notwendiger Weise in grossem Humor mündenden Ansatz.
09:43:51 <sbp> Ich bin froh, dass Sie verstanden es, weil nach meiner eigenen intensiven Reflexion, das verstehe ich nicht meinen eigenen Worten. ist dies nicht anders als sonst
09:44:17 <[bjoern]> Auch dieses Problem kann ich sehr gut nachvollziehen.
09:44:20 <sbp> I should have used Nachdenkens too
09:44:53 <[bjoern]> I am not entirely sure actually whether it shouldn't have been "Nachdenken" instead.
09:46:48 <sbp> WOAH I HAVE EMAIL
09:47:04 <sbp> they've been playing Button's rendition of "We Are the Champions" a lot
09:47:16 <sbp> which is an assault on the collective ears of the nation
09:47:51 <[bjoern]> They might just continue until you've made Tony Blair EU president.
09:49:27 <sbp> “Online criminals are making millions of pounds by convincing computer users to download fake anti-virus software, internet security experts claim.” — guess which year this news story is from?
09:49:48 <[bjoern]> any year this century?
09:50:44 <sbp> CORRECT
09:50:55 <sbp> just saw a replay of the gymnast who landed on her head
09:51:06 <[bjoern]> Thanks. Someone living under a rock told me.
09:51:07 <sbp> I thought she landed on her shoulder. guess not though
09:51:15 <sbp> was't a fraggle?
09:51:32 <[bjoern]> I pledged not to reveal the full identity.
09:51:50 <sbp> more funny technology news: “The development could allow users to store a terabyte of data in a space the size of a sugar cube within a decade.”
09:52:15 <sbp> they could have phrased it as follows: “The development could allow users to store current data in 10% of the current physical space needed within the next ten years.”
09:52:21 <sbp> and just released it once every few months
09:52:30 <[bjoern]> They used to promise us tesafilm storage.
09:52:36 <[bjoern]> .leo tesafilm
09:52:37 <phenny> adhesive tape = der Tesafilm® - markenneutrale Bezeichnung: 'Klebeband'
09:52:39 <phenny> Sellotape® also: sellotape - brand-neutral term: 'adhesive tape' = der Tesafilm® - markenneutrale Bezeichnung: 'Klebeband'
09:52:40 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=tesafilm
09:53:43 <[bjoern]> whoa no article on en wikipedia for it even
09:54:41 <sbp> “I was mooned twice, called smelly Paki, and told to take a shower. The abuse, including some of the worst obscenities imaginable, came from children, teenagers and adults.” — http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_8303000/8303229.stm
09:54:49 <sbp> I want some tesafilm. sounds tasty
09:55:34 <[bjoern]> Ah, so it was the children, teenagers and adults, I was wondering about that.
09:57:36 <sbp> [[[
09:57:37 <sbp> Suddenly I realised why a book worked on the Kindle but a paper did not. For me, reading a book is an analogue experience - I start at page one and continue until I've finished. A newspaper, on the other hand, is more random, more interactive. I scan the sections and leap from one article to another, much as I do on the web. That's what is already available to me - for free - on newspaper websites, so why would I pay for a less satisfactory digital newspaper?
09:57:47 <sbp> ]]] — http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/technology/2009/10/reading_the_kindle.html
09:58:57 <sbp> guess how much the Kindle newspapers cost per month?
09:59:02 <[bjoern]> There should be a material that represents warmth, like ice represents coldth
09:59:05 <sbp> fourteen quid, per month
09:59:10 <sbp> fire?
09:59:16 <[bjoern]> spontaneous laughter
09:59:20 <sbp> fire is totally a material
09:59:30 <sbp> earth, air, water, fire
09:59:32 <[bjoern]> no, fire is not much of a material, and represents extreme heat usually, not warmth
09:59:39 <[bjoern]> similarily, lava is too hot
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09:59:47 <sbp> how about a puppy's belly?
09:59:59 <[bjoern]> that's mostly disgusting
10:00:11 <sbp> .gs * is warm
10:00:12 <phenny> * is warm: water (5), longoria (5), love (4), greeting (4), nowhere (3)
10:00:13 <procto> I subscribe to the economist for the podcast
10:00:17 <procto> it is great
10:00:19 <sbp> there you go, love
10:00:23 <procto> everything read to me in soothing british voices
10:00:26 <procto> none of the ads
10:00:35 <procto> things sound more authoritative in British Pronounciation
10:00:43 <procto> every once in a while I listen to the BBC World Report
10:00:44 <sbp> RP, you probably mean
10:00:50 <procto> to remind myself that you can say bullshit in RP
10:00:55 <sbp> heh, heh
10:00:55 <procto> yes, sorry, meant RP
10:01:16 <sbp> I was told once that I have perfect RP
10:01:20 <sbp> which is strange because I don't
10:01:35 <[bjoern]> .gs * stands for warmth
10:01:36 <phenny> * stands for warmth: yellow (3), ladak (3), wala (2), uniforms. yellow (2), it (2)
10:01:41 <[bjoern]> .gs * represents warmth
10:01:42 <phenny> * represents warmth: sunface - (3), dream (3), yellow - (2), yellow (2), violet (2)
10:01:47 <sbp> though my dialect is changing, and when I talk faster or more excitedly then I slip in more dialectalisms, almost semi-delibeartely
10:01:55 <sbp> DELI BEAR TELY
10:01:58 <procto> sbp: when I just moved to the US I had a slightly RP accent.
10:02:05 <sbp> yellow
10:02:06 <[bjoern]> YELLOW IS WARMTH, WARMTH IS YELLOW
10:02:11 <procto> sbp: before I realized it would get me so many ladies I endeavoured to lose it
10:02:37 <sbp> you were worried about having too many ladies?
10:02:45 <[bjoern]> .gs yellow stands for *
10:02:47 <phenny> yellow stands for *: ever-lasting (3), wealth (2), warmth (2), sunshine (2)
10:02:47 <Monty> Exception in erlang list doesn't matter
10:02:51 <procto> no, I just didn't realize that american ladies would appreciate the accent
10:02:57 <procto> I was concerned with sounding "foreign"
10:03:09 <sbp> oh I see, I misparsed your syntax
10:03:10 <[bjoern]> The term is "exotic"
10:03:22 <sbp> verbally bounteous
10:03:43 <procto> now I can't do it without sounding obviously faked
10:03:57 <[bjoern]> Ah, women need more sexism to improve their lives ~ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8309508.stm
10:03:58 <[bjoern]> .title
10:04:00 <phenny> [bjoern]: BBC NEWS | Business | Are women paying for sexism laws?
10:04:10 <procto> my cheeks adapted to american style
10:04:23 <procto> I can do a passable british accent if I squeeze my face in
10:04:23 <[bjoern]> hahaha great pix on http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8313791.stm
10:04:45 <sbp> .wik SME
10:04:46 <phenny> "Small and medium enterprises, a synonym for Small and Medium-sized Business(es) (SMB)" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SME
10:05:12 <[bjoern]> IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, AND HILARIOUS LIKES IT.
10:05:13 <Monty> potty mouth!
10:05:17 <sbp> yeah, almost all pix of the pope are great
10:06:15 <[bjoern]> .gcs polpatine popetine popeatine
10:06:17 <phenny> popeatine (90), popetine (75), polpatine (55)
10:08:00 <[bjoern]> .gc "darth ratzinger"
10:08:01 <phenny> "darth ratzinger": 317
10:08:29 <[bjoern]> "Episode IV - A New Pope"
10:08:59 <sbp> .title http://www.snapnetwork.org/
10:09:01 <phenny> sbp: SNAP - The Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests
10:09:23 <[bjoern]> I like their emphasis on survival
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10:10:37 <sbp> http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/technology/steelskybig.jpg
10:11:48 <sbp> “One might be skeptical of a person who claimed to have been run over by a truck but showed no bodily injury.” — http://www.snapnetwork.org/
10:13:44 <[bjoern]> Wikipedia also doesn't use the most favourable photo of him
10:13:44 <Monty> Auch dieses Problem here.
10:14:04 <[bjoern]> Yes, Wikipedia does not use the most favourable photograph on your page either Monty.
10:14:05 <Monty> k, lets you in?
10:14:13 <[bjoern]> I am not going to fix it for you.
10:15:24 <sbp> this one? http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Montgomery_Mutton.jpg
10:15:47 <[bjoern]> I like how that is a portrait
10:16:01 <sbp> yeah, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Nslater/Montgomery_Mutton
10:16:32 <[bjoern]> I could be an english Postmodernist Poet too
10:16:44 <sbp> I already thought you were
10:17:17 <[bjoern]> You think I am just about everything.
10:17:36 <sbp> everything except prandial satiety
10:17:53 <[bjoern]> Which mainly goes to show the awesomeness of my marketing strategy.
10:18:52 <sbp> you're available in all countries too, exported via the electrotubes
10:19:33 <sbp> it's a bit of a shame in a way that we use electrical power rather than pneumatic power for information disbursement
10:19:45 <sbp> I'd like an internet powered by pneumatics
10:19:45 * [bjoern] fails coming up with a good "except in ..." line
10:20:01 <sbp> Mozambique, where no plaguery can get in or out
10:20:10 <sbp> not even Swhack can permeate
10:20:12 <[bjoern]> Is that mostly due to nostalgia toward your pneumatic lego kit?
10:20:20 <sbp> oh man, pneumatic lego. yes
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10:20:33 <sbp> also... wait, you probably don't know about this
10:20:40 <sbp> lemme look it up on Wikipedia, it's very funny
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10:21:12 <sbp> ooh, Safari crashed. thanks Safari! thafari
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10:25:03 <sbp> there's nothing in Wikipedia
10:25:08 <sbp> but I did find something on the web at least:
10:25:16 <sbp> “There were also pneumatic despatch railways designed for freight. Engineers J. Latimer Clark and T.W. Rammell formed the Pneumatic Despatch Company which built a demonstration tube above ground in Battersea, south London, in 1861. This line successfully carried loads up to 3 tons - and even a few passengers, lying down in the vehicles in a 30-inch pipe.” — http://www.capsu.org/library/documents/0040.html
10:25:21 <sbp> the Victorians. hilarious
10:25:57 <[bjoern]> "Warning: The text reproduced here is a copy of information published elsewhere."
10:26:01 <sbp> the people riding it said something like "The quality of the journey was singularly terrible.", which was a bit of an understatement
10:30:29 <sbp> I love the engraving: http://www.capsu.org/images/iz2104.jpg
10:36:04 * sbp tafts to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vehicle_speed_records
10:37:09 <sbp> fastest human powered aircraft: 19.8 mph
10:39:51 <[bjoern]> that's mostly because they don't count human oil powered ones.
10:40:44 <sbp> shame nobody has found a way to transmute stupidity into energy
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10:41:16 <[bjoern]> are you sure nobody has?
10:42:25 <sbp> nah, otherwise we'd have no energy crisis
10:42:40 <sbp> unless they found a way to do it and were stupid enough not to tell anybody
10:42:51 <sbp> perhaps they needed to be that stupid in order to power their house. hmm
10:42:52 <Monty> morning'
10:42:56 <sbp> hey Monty
10:43:00 <Monty> ooOOhhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002I0HKIU/ref=pd_1ctyhuc__sbs_01_03
10:43:16 <[bjoern]> perhaps producing stupidity just requires so much energy.
10:43:40 <sbp> mayhaps. perbe
10:44:43 <[bjoern]> remind me in eight hours to prepare consumption of audiovisual media (does Monty grok hours?)
10:44:43 <Monty> Example of correct usage: "Remind me in 15 minutes to check the oven." I understand all combinations of days, hours and minutes.
10:44:52 <[bjoern]> .c 8*60
10:44:53 <phenny> 8 * 60 = 480
10:45:00 <[bjoern]> remind me in 480 minutes to prepare consumption of audiovisual media (does Monty grok hours?)
10:45:01 <Monty> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Oct 19 19:44:48 BST 2009
10:46:01 <sbp> I think he does
10:46:14 <sbp> he says he does
10:46:35 <sbp> I think you need to use numberz with it though
10:46:36 <[bjoern]> remind me in 0.00001 hours to !
10:46:37 <Monty> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Mon Oct 19 11:46:24 BST 2009
10:46:43 <sbp> there you go
10:46:49 <Monty> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to !
10:47:08 <[bjoern]> huh, i didn't notice 0.00001 hours had passed already.
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10:48:06 <sbp> BRAWN|GP| / World Champions 2009, their sign now says outside their headquarters
10:48:40 <[bjoern]> We be teh Übercheaters.
10:49:08 <sbp> if that's on there, it's in very tiny writing
10:49:36 <[bjoern]> You are just looking at the wrong side.
10:49:36 <Monty> +envagination: 65
10:49:54 <sbp> it might not even have a reverse side
10:49:59 <sbp> Monty: invagination
10:50:01 <Monty> Somebody please use 777
10:50:08 <sbp> .gc site:bbc.co.uk invagination
10:50:08 <phenny> site:bbc.co.uk invagination: 3
10:50:19 <[bjoern]> Supybot could list all three.
10:50:40 <sbp> that's why we destroyed it
10:55:18 <sbp> "a clump of the king of rock and roll's famous quiff"
10:55:50 <[bjoern]> .leo quiff
10:55:51 <phenny> quiff = die Haartolle, die Stirnlocke, die Tolle
10:55:52 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=quiff
10:56:29 <[bjoern]> angloamerican hair trends don't usually become too popular here.
10:56:46 <sbp> .leo Tolle
10:56:47 <phenny> die Tolle = quiff
10:56:48 <phenny> to have a ball (fig.) = eine tolle Zeit haben
10:56:49 <phenny> smasher = tolle Sache
10:56:50 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Tolle
10:57:07 <[bjoern]> .leo toll
10:57:08 <phenny> toll = die Abgabe, die Autobahngebühr, die Gebühr, das Läuten, die Maut
10:57:12 <phenny> toll (telecom.) = die Fernsprechgebühr
10:57:12 <phenny> toll (ugs.) = peachy a. (fig.)
10:57:12 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=toll
10:59:25 <sbp> http://www.victorianlondon.org/clothing/barearms1.gif
10:59:32 <sbp> --
10:59:33 <sbp> A DANGEROUS RIVAL
10:59:33 <sbp> Fashionable Wife. "GOOD HEAVENS, GEORGE! YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT TO DINNER LIKE THAT!?"
10:59:33 <sbp> Athletic Husband. "JUST AIN'T I THOUGH! LOOK HERE, MARIA, I'LL GRANT YOU YOUR NECK AND SHOULDERS, AND YOUR PRETTY FACE; BUT I THINK I BEAT YOU IN THE MATTER OF ARMS - AND IF SO, WHY SHOULDN'T I SHOW AS MUCH OF THEM AS YOU DO?"
10:59:33 <sbp> Punch, August 16, 1879
10:59:34 <sbp> --
10:59:45 *** sbp changed the topic to: ""GOOD HEAVENS, GEORGE! YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT TO DINNER LIKE THAT!?""
11:02:03 <[bjoern]> He wants to sway the gentlemen
11:03:37 <sbp> good site this
11:05:46 <[bjoern]> "Five police forces which challenged a ruling that they should delete records on criminal convictions from their database have won their appeal. The court of appeal said convictions, however old and however minor, can be of value in the fight against crime."
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11:06:42 <Monty> But what does nwalsh have to do with the price of fish?
11:06:54 <sbp> .gc shitepoke
11:06:55 <phenny> shitepoke: 413
11:07:07 <sbp> (1920s word for a contemptible person)
11:08:17 <[bjoern]> .leo verklausulieren
11:08:18 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=verklausulieren
11:08:23 <[bjoern]> .leo verklausuliert
11:08:25 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=verklausuliert
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11:15:14 <[bjoern]> "Art experts think they may have found the world's oldest painting to feature an image of a watch."
11:15:38 <[bjoern]> "The first watches appeared shortly after 1500 in Germany", we win.
11:16:23 <[bjoern]> "Mobile menace - Egyptian women tormented by phone stalkers"
11:18:42 <[bjoern]> "China is planning to send teams of experts to the United States, Europe and Asia to find looted treasure."
11:19:26 <[bjoern]> "The UK faces a "catastrophe" of floods, droughts and killer heatwaves if world leaders fail to agree a deal on climate change, the prime minister has warned."
11:20:22 <sbp> 'At least a dozen have been brutally attacked and persecuted as a result of lynch mobs "enraged by fake stories about Carr published by red-top papers", as Roy Greenslade puts it.[13][14][15][16][17][18] Channel 4 released a documentary describing this as a modern witchhunt against unknown women who have recently moved into an area.'
11:20:28 <sbp> — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders
11:20:43 <sbp> in relation to the crime data thing, which was mainly motivated by this case it seems
11:21:04 <[bjoern]> But Carr was evil, tried to kill Kitt.
11:21:46 <JibberJim> Hasselhoff's car?
11:22:27 <[bjoern]> That Kitt's evil twin tried to kill Hasselhoff aswell is no excuse.
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11:47:15 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vatican_relations.png
11:47:38 <sbp> “there were also to be tables for eating purposes, with an invention by Krantz by which you touched a knob, and a dinner would appear under a desk—you touched different knobs for different dishes”
11:48:24 <[bjoern]> I like that.
11:50:39 <[bjoern]> "If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays, He Would Have Given Me The Warmth And Compassion To Do So"
11:51:09 <sbp> I accept gays, but not into my anus
11:51:19 <[bjoern]> "NEW YORK\emdash Confident that people would once again embrace it as a beloved part of pop culture, steps were taken this week to reintroduce a once-popular thing to the public at large. "If you look at all those other things that were popular for a while and then came back, this one is right up there with them," said a high-ranking entertainment industry executive. ...
11:51:23 <[bjoern]> ... "Based on its past performance, we can treat the success of [this cultural touchstone] as a known quantity and predict that it will once again win America's heart." At press time, the thing had not recaptured its original popularity, and had been met with multiple nods of recognition from people who remembered it from when they were children."
11:51:55 <sbp> oh, this is the balloon thing right?
11:52:14 <[bjoern]> A disturbing question.
11:52:19 <sbp> either that or the cowlick
11:52:57 <[bjoern]> "Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire"
11:53:42 <sbp> he will bring peace to it, and get the raging wildfire to disarm its WMDs
11:53:59 <[bjoern]> or else.
11:55:15 <sbp> or else they will invade it with shock and awe, install a puppet government, kill thousands of civilians, and lead to major civil unrest making people afraid to leave their houses, their houses where they only have eight hours of electicity a day to hear their glorious American leaders talk about how great their democracy is and how kind their teenager-raping troops are
11:55:28 <[bjoern]> "Several envoys have not been seen since entering the fire. Presumed to be in negotiations."
11:56:09 <sbp> some extremists are of the opinion that the fires ought to visit the US embassy
11:56:41 <[bjoern]> Given that Hilary is already one of the envoys missing...
11:57:52 <sbp> have you tried http://omegle.com/ yet?
11:58:15 <[bjoern]> no.
11:59:12 <[bjoern]> phenny, "님 하이"?
11:59:13 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Hi Hi" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
11:59:31 <[bjoern]> phenny, "반응이 다 왜이래 ㅠㅠ"?
11:59:32 <phenny> [bjoern]: The ko to en translation failed, sorry!
11:59:38 <[bjoern]> phenny, "반응이 다 왜이래"?
11:59:39 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Come on all reactions" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
11:59:50 <sbp> you got a Korean? you lucky git
12:00:22 <[bjoern]> phenny, en ko "I only speak german."?
12:00:23 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to ko translation failed, sorry!
12:00:30 <[bjoern]> what's wrong with you
12:01:01 <sbp> --
12:01:02 <sbp> You: hi!
12:01:02 <sbp> Stranger: hi
12:01:02 <sbp> You: oh good, you're not Korean
12:01:02 <sbp> Stranger: 恩
12:01:02 <sbp> You: WHAT!
12:01:04 <sbp> --
12:01:23 <[bjoern]> phenny, "헝"?
12:01:27 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Huh" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
12:02:43 <[bjoern]> You: 예,이 매체 - 유럽의 나라에서 크기.
12:02:43 <[bjoern]> Stranger: ...
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12:04:00 <sbp> hehe
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12:04:10 <sbp> phenny: "예,이 매체 - 유럽의 나라에서 크기."?
12:04:10 <sbp> mine is from China
12:04:11 <phenny> sbp: "Yes, the media - the size of Europe." (ko to en, translate.google.com)
12:04:41 <[bjoern]> I believe he considers a trailing "k" to be some kind of punctuation
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12:04:55 <sbp> phenny: "도움을 신청합니다"?
12:04:56 <phenny> sbp: "Must apply for assistance" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
12:05:05 <sbp> phenny: en ko "from whom?"?
12:05:05 <phenny> sbp: The en to ko translation failed, sorry!
12:05:23 <[bjoern]> You really should fix that
12:05:27 <sbp> I've got a Korean, so I'm just pasting in what you said
12:05:58 <sbp> now I'm copying and pasting random characters
12:06:06 <[bjoern]> mine was from
12:06:07 <[bjoern]> .wik Daegu
12:06:08 <phenny> "Daegu (Korean pronunciation: [tɛɡu]), also spelled Taegu, and officially called the Daegu Metropolitan City, with over 2.5 million people, is the fourth largest city in South Korea after Seoul, Busan, and Incheon." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daegu
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12:07:06 <sbp> --
12:07:06 <sbp> You: 유럽의 나라에서 크기 - 예,이 매체
12:07:07 <sbp> Stranger: ㅡㅡ
12:07:07 <sbp> Stranger: 너 초딩이지
12:07:07 <sbp> You: ㋡
12:07:07 <sbp> Stranger: ㋡
12:07:09 <sbp> --
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12:07:37 <[bjoern]> Well it's universal is it not
12:07:51 <[bjoern]> or perhaps he's echoing you to see if you have some kind of intelligence
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12:08:56 <sbp> haha. now this person won't believe I'm not Korean
12:09:00 <sbp> I'm having a hard time convincing him
12:09:18 <[bjoern]> phenny, "유럽의 나라에서 크기 - 예,이 매체"?
12:09:18 <sbp> he's from Masan
12:09:19 <phenny> [bjoern]: "The size of European countries - for example, the media" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
12:09:29 <sbp> it's your translation revesed
12:10:07 <[bjoern]> It was more something like, yes, the middle sized country in europe
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12:10:46 <[bjoern]> "Cell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man"
12:11:56 <[bjoern]> Based on her above- average height, the presence of two functional arms, and the near certainty that she was a student enrolled at a junior high school, it was suggested by a family friend Tuesday that 13-year-old Hannah Jeffers try out for her school's basketball team.
12:11:58 <[bjoern]> "Wow, you've really grown," neighbor Tom Pike told Jeffers at a recent neighborhood cookout. "Ever play basketball? You should." When Jeffers expressed ambivalence about the idea, Pike cited the same physical and demographic characteristics in proposing she try volleyball.
12:12:50 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: ""If you can't tell your friends about it, why else would you endure Swhack?""
12:13:20 <[bjoern]> "I knew that a carbonated sugar beverage could make you more athletic, focused, attractive, and carefree, but it can also help you seduce women? Man, I love soda."
12:13:53 <sbp> phenny: "익숙해짐"?
12:13:53 <phenny> sbp: "Become familiar with" (ko to en, translate.google.com)
12:14:08 <[bjoern]> trying to hit on you?
12:14:09 <sbp> phenny: "언어 구사가 저렴해서 죄송합니다 ㅋㅋ"?
12:14:10 <phenny> sbp: The ko to en translation failed, sorry!
12:14:24 <sbp> phenny: en ko "the Korean to English translations are failing"?
12:14:24 <phenny> sbp: The en to ko translation failed, sorry!
12:14:27 <sbp> fuck me
12:14:27 <Monty> potty mouth!
12:14:32 <sbp> shut up Monty
12:14:34 <Monty> "euthermic arousal"
12:14:51 <sbp> oh crap, I accidentally closed the tab
12:14:51 <sbp> lols
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12:15:12 <[bjoern]> I was gonna suggest to ask 어떻게 나중에 성관계를 어떻게 생각하세요?
12:15:24 <sbp> aw. thanks, I'll keep it in mind for the next one
12:15:45 <[bjoern]> Google backtranslates intercourse with sex unfortunately
12:16:08 <sbp> --
12:16:08 <[bjoern]> It was "How do you feel about intercourse later?" to be exact.
12:16:09 <sbp> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
12:16:09 <sbp> You: hi!
12:16:09 <sbp> Stranger: hi
12:16:09 <sbp> Stranger: m/f
12:16:10 <sbp> You: m
12:16:12 <sbp> You: you?
12:16:16 <sbp> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
12:16:18 <sbp> --
12:16:20 <sbp> this seems to happen a lot, heh
12:19:28 <[bjoern]> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
12:19:28 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hi
12:19:28 <[bjoern]> You: Hi. Did you notice that most people on this site are female?
12:19:28 <[bjoern]> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
12:20:18 <[bjoern]> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
12:20:18 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hi asl?
12:20:18 <[bjoern]> You: No, I am not asl. But hi!
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12:34:32 <sbp> hehe
12:36:24 <sbp> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
12:36:24 <sbp> You: HI!!
12:36:24 <sbp> Stranger: PENIS!
12:36:24 <sbp> You: :(
12:36:24 <sbp> You have disconnected.
12:37:25 <sbp> oh man:
12:37:26 <sbp> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
12:37:26 <sbp> Stranger: hi
12:37:26 <sbp> You: hi
12:37:26 <sbp> Stranger: m f?
12:37:26 <sbp> You: m, sry
12:37:28 <sbp> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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12:47:27 <[bjoern]> "Capricorn. It'll be a nuisance wearing the Nielsen box on your head all week, but at least you'll find out that your viewership goes up when you're fighting or having sex."
12:48:17 <[bjoern]> "Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower"
12:48:44 <[bjoern]> "as the leading hair-care product for women with dry, brittle hair who also wish to manually bring their boyfriends to climax while showering."
12:56:13 <sbp> "Stranger: if i can go to Uk i want to go to king's cross station"
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13:01:31 <[bjoern]> .o wa weather magdeburg
13:01:40 <phenny> weather->Magdeburg, Germany;temperature->48 deg F (wind chill: 45 deg F), relative humidity->71% (dew point: 39 deg F), wind speed->6.9 mph, (1 hour 12 minutes ago);, ->-> -> , minimum: 32 deg F, Thu, Oct 15, 6:45am, ...->average: 41 deg F, ->maximum: 50 deg F, Fri, Oct 16, 12:45pm, -> -> ;, ->previous week: overcast: 9.6% (10 hours) -> clear
13:01:50 <[bjoern]> .c 48 F in C
13:01:51 <phenny> 48 degrees Fahrenheit = 8.88888889 degrees Celsius
13:02:56 <[bjoern]> .gc +성교
13:02:57 <phenny> +성교: 46,900
13:03:59 <[bjoern]> first twenty google image search pix for sex in various languages would be an interesting study to scroll over.
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13:27:26 <sbp> phenny: "花"?
13:27:27 <phenny> sbp: Language guessing failed, so try suggesting one!
13:27:31 <sbp> phenny: zh "花"?
13:27:31 <phenny> sbp: "Flower" (zh to en, translate.google.com)
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15:21:05 <nslater> berny-: yo
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15:35:14 <sbp> @help
15:39:11 <[bjoern]> Sie wird sechs weisse Pferde reiten wenn sie kommt.
15:42:41 <nslater> bemy-(^help)
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17:57:05 <Monty> Thank goodness, eel is back!
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18:45:21 <Monty> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to prepare consumption of audiovisual media (does Monty grok hours?)
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19:06:06 <[bjoern]> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
19:06:06 <[bjoern]> Stranger: i am hrony
19:06:06 <[bjoern]> You: Above the sun! How do you feel about Coleridge?
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19:06:51 <[bjoern]> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
19:06:51 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hiiii
19:06:51 <[bjoern]> Stranger: m/f
19:06:51 <[bjoern]> You: Above the sun! How do you feel about Coleridge?
19:06:51 <[bjoern]> You: Which would you like better?
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19:24:30 <[bjoern]> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
19:24:30 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hey there
19:24:30 <[bjoern]> You: Would you like to talk about victorian art, literature, or hair pieces? If I confessed to be female?
19:24:30 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hmm
19:24:30 <[bjoern]> Stranger: no, probably not. I mean, we could, but my ignorance would be very clear.
19:24:31 <[bjoern]> You: Alternatively you could tell me how you feel about Coleridge
19:24:33 <[bjoern]> Stranger: wordsworth's friend, right?
19:24:35 <[bjoern]> You: Or else, what obscure topic woud you like to talk about?
19:24:37 <[bjoern]> Stranger: hmm
19:24:39 <[bjoern]> Stranger: obscure ...
19:24:41 <[bjoern]> You: Yes, according to Wikipedia they'd be friends.
19:24:43 <[bjoern]> Stranger: haha, nice
19:24:45 <[bjoern]> Stranger: in school years ago coleridge came up, but only in context of wordsworth
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20:20:55 <sbp> aw, they never do Coleridge
20:21:05 <sbp> I've got STORIES TO TELL
20:21:08 <sbp> but I've also gotta go
20:21:12 <sbp> so, oh well
20:21:13 <sbp> 'night!
20:21:42 <[bjoern]> night
20:21:43 <nslater> cya sbp
20:23:09 <Arnia> Night sbp
20:29:57 <MoiraA> sbp!
20:29:57 <phenny> MoiraA: 09:29Z <sbp> tell MoiraA your stalkers have an odd habit of turning out not to be stalkers, but that doesn't bother me. also I like banning people. so basically you only needed to say "ban X", and I'd ban X, heh
20:30:12 <MoiraA> aww .... gone?
20:31:21 <MoiraA> phenny, tell sbp I send humble apologies and heartfelt thanks. Sbp you never let me down :). You won't regret the bootage
20:31:22 <phenny> MoiraA: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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22:16:37 <Monty> it's tommorris!
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