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10:16:48 <Monty2> welcome, cre8radix
10:22:32 <cre8radix> heya Monty2
10:22:33 <phenny> cre8radix: 28 Oct 12:16Z <[bjoern]> tell cre8radix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFxZUNLIy8
10:22:38 <Monty2> sweet, couches i depressingly know much work with, I prefer code noop on your specific question for 'doctor'.
10:22:57 <cre8radix> thx, Monty2, i dig it...
10:23:01 <Monty2> quinquagenerian juicy emphasising desires unreleased VNC Bugzilla?
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10:43:55 <sbp> yo
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10:55:55 <sbp> yo
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17:36:32 <nslater> MoiraA: ping
17:53:16 <[bjoern]> Newsflash: Obama thinks the defense budget possibly could be reduced without sacrificing security. -- that sounds rather weird to me, the whole defense budget is only about half as much as germany spends on ... everything.
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17:59:24 <sbp> well it's possible they're spending a few cents too much on toilet tissue. they should be trained enough to use whatever enemy combatants they can find to wipe their arses on, right?
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18:05:54 <[bjoern]> Ah, perhaps they should have collected bad securities in printed form only, that should've lasted a few years?
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18:38:09 <deltab> sbp: News Quiz!
18:39:02 <sbp> whatpls
18:39:09 <deltab> Radio 4
18:39:12 <[bjoern]> it's on now
18:39:21 <deltab> aye
18:39:33 <sbp> got it, thx
18:39:46 <sbp> oh, it's Sandi Toksvig?
18:39:56 <deltab> yep
18:40:01 <[bjoern]> Whenever <deltab> sbp: <unknown title> -- that's a pointer to media in progress.
18:40:07 * deltab nods
18:40:16 <sbp> awesome, got her voice from a second or two of dialogue
18:41:28 <sbp> lols
18:41:56 <[bjoern]> Be glad we have not yet established Swhack as a nololzone.
18:42:38 <sbp> thx2u
18:42:51 <sbp> I'd transcribe the lulsbits but they're talking too fastlyish
18:43:13 <sbp> well at the moment it's just Richard III
18:43:16 <sbp> so you can look that up
18:43:42 <[bjoern]> Well call in and demand they put live transcripts up on twitter. Then we'd have them but would be too appaled to read them, everybody wins.
18:43:59 <sbp> "do you not think that the exchange of a kingdom for a horse is a bad deal, since once you have the horse you have nowhere to keep it"
18:44:14 <sbp> good idea actually
18:44:52 <[bjoern]> I am still waiting for talk shows where the host asks guests "Could you say that in less than 140 characters, please?"
18:45:12 <sbp> won't be long
18:45:45 <sbp> some good jokes so far
18:45:54 <sbp> but I do note that the audience are doing radio compensation
18:46:02 <sbp> i.e. laughing much more at less good jokes
18:47:30 <sbp> "if you break the law in order to listen to James Blunt, you don't deserve human rights as far as I'm concerned"
18:47:37 <libby> :-)
18:47:43 * libby also listening
18:47:47 <sbp> hehe
18:48:19 <[bjoern]> Yippie, the british lecture themselves on human rights.
18:48:26 <[bjoern]> And horse kingdoms.
18:48:36 <sbp> we have a supreme court now
18:48:40 <sbp> but no supreme leader
18:49:11 <[bjoern]> What does it do, besides promulgating hair piece trends?
18:49:48 <sbp> sits in a new unlordly building
18:52:34 <sbp> .wik Beth Ditto
18:52:35 <phenny> "Mary Beth 'Ditto' Patterson (born February 19, 1981, in Searcy, Arkansas) is an American singer-songwriter, most famous for her work with the indie rock band The Gossip." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_Ditto
18:52:45 <sbp> must have ... oh, I didn't hear that wrong
18:55:48 <sbp> what? Dorking? seaside? outside Dublin?
18:55:53 <sbp> now that must have been a mishear
18:56:14 <deltab> sounded like Dorquay to me
18:56:26 <sbp> .wik Dorquay
18:56:27 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Dorquay".
18:57:19 <sbp> just south of Mewton Abbot
18:59:33 <sbp> oh crap, I missed Inside F1
19:00:30 <sbp> wow, they fired Prof. Nutt
19:01:13 <[bjoern]> .gcs wiconspiracy wikispiracy
19:01:14 <phenny> wikispiracy (50), wiconspiracy (0)
19:01:21 <[bjoern]> .g wikispiracy
19:01:21 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.wikispiracy.org/
19:02:04 <[bjoern]> ah nutjobs who care about their version of truth
19:03:00 <sbp> featuring "The The Roman Catholic Church"
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19:03:42 <[bjoern]> Why can't Blair be president of that instead?
19:04:54 <sbp> or supreme leader
19:05:43 <[bjoern]> of Mars. I'd vote him into his office there without a second thought.
19:05:52 <[bjoern]> Well, assuming there are no Marslings.
19:06:33 <[bjoern]> he could even do usefuls things there, like, relaying "Yup here's no atmosph"
19:06:49 <sbp> 'Chris Huhne, the Liberal Democrat home affairs spokesman, said: "The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs is simply not independent if its chair can be sacked for telling the Government what it does not want to hear."'
19:06:59 <sbp> quote via nslater since Safari is worse at browsing the web apparently
19:07:12 <[bjoern]> And you notice this only now?
19:07:14 <sbp> if it crashes, I have to reload it like half a dozen times before it works properly again
19:07:27 <sbp> if I noticed only now, why would I be using nslater to browse the web instead?
19:07:39 <sbp> don't tell him though, he doesn't know yet
19:08:15 <[bjoern]> Apple software crashes, nslater is useful, I don't know which I should believe less.
19:08:21 <sbp> heh, heh
19:08:43 <sbp> it crashed on wikispiracy.org no less
19:10:04 <sbp> also via nslater, one of the funniest graphs ever authored:
19:10:05 <sbp> http://seedmagazine.com/images/uploads/authors-per-year_inline_640x262.jpg
19:10:28 <[bjoern]> Reading from right to left I almost clicked.
19:11:18 <sbp> some guy on the news is saying that one child per night dies from alcohol poisoning
19:11:24 <sbp> I'm not sure if it's Prof. Nutt himself
19:11:28 <sbp> yes, it is
19:11:51 <sbp> [bjoern]: it has nothing to do with sperm as far as I know
19:11:53 <[bjoern]> We have a suicide once every 55 minutes, as I recall the WHO database.
19:12:03 <sbp> what is the most common reason for suicide?
19:12:11 <[bjoern]> It's not covered in the db
19:12:32 <[bjoern]> The graph is about as funny as I expected from the left part of your pointer.
19:13:06 <[bjoern]> I'd quite like to know, if you ever come across suicide stats...
19:14:11 <nslater> someone mentioned me
19:14:28 <[bjoern]> sbp did, don't be bothered by it
19:14:54 <sbp> yeah, don't worry your pretty little head
19:14:56 <nslater> ah, i see i was being made fun of like usual
19:14:58 <nslater> ah well
19:15:03 <nslater> FML
19:15:14 <sbp> Fuck Me Lentilless?
19:15:18 <nslater> hehe
19:15:27 <sbp> not sure why I consider that the most obvious expansion
19:15:32 <nslater> .gd fml
19:15:33 <phenny> fml: The Find Me List (FML) is the list you use to set up how inbound callers may reach you. A key component of Aptela’sFind Me/Follow Me feature. ...
19:15:39 <nslater> mebes not
19:16:10 <sbp> wow, Frank Gardener is standing to present this news piece
19:16:17 <sbp> with a frame. wonder if he's recovering?
19:17:20 <nslater> "In the spirit of today’s internet culture, which values collaboration and information sharing, http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/sep/09/publisher-readers-book-footnotes in which their new book, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446504122?ie%3dUTF8%26tag%3dmarkbernsteinchi%26linkCode%3das2%26camp%3d1789%26creative%3d9325%26creativeASIN%3d0446504122 will be inviting readers to supply the book’s footnotes. "
19:17:25 <nslater> - http://htlit.com/archives/October2009/ChooseYourOwnFootnotes.html
19:17:58 <nslater> man, i hate the copy and paste in this client
19:18:06 <nslater> loggy: pointer
19:18:06 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2009-10-30#T19-18-06
19:19:56 <nslater> .title http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/einsteins-one-great-mistake.html
19:19:57 <phenny> nslater: Letters of Note: Einstein's One Great Mistake
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19:22:11 <sbp> I think I heard somewhere that Fermi once cupped his hands together and said to a friend, whilst looking out the window, "something like this, and it could all be gone"
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19:33:57 <[bjoern]> He maybe felt his quantum particles shiver.
19:34:32 <sbp> nah, then he'd be rubbing his hands
19:34:54 <[bjoern]> But then you'd know.
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19:35:51 <sbp> why would Fermi keep it from's?
19:35:59 <sbp> dig my crazy contractions
19:36:00 <Monty2> build #75 of arabic numerals
19:36:08 <sbp> my grammar is pregnant and about to plop
19:37:12 <[bjoern]> empty promises.
19:39:15 <sbp> o... girlquiff!
19:39:22 <sbp> aaargh. it's spread to BBC News!
19:39:29 <nslater> you and the girlquif
19:39:32 <nslater> let it lie
19:39:34 <sbp> it's hideous!
19:39:40 <sbp> and it's spreading like wildtribbles
19:39:42 <nslater> not as hideous as upside down kneesocks
19:39:53 <nslater> wild tribbles are teh cutes
19:39:55 <sbp> hmm. no it might be more hideous even that those
19:40:02 <sbp> and I don't even know what they are
19:40:09 <sbp> *than
19:40:13 <[bjoern]> We could send out our finest warriors (and those with tiny brains) and wipe them out.
19:40:17 <nslater> nothing is more hidious as those travesties of hoserie
19:40:43 <sbp> the tribbles?
19:40:47 <nslater> yeah
19:40:48 <sbp> or the girlquiff-crew?
19:40:56 <sbp> .img upside down kneesocks
19:40:57 <phenny> sbp: http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/erin%20fetherston%20f07%20knee%20socks.jpg
19:40:58 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=upside%20down%20kneesocks
19:40:59 <sbp> .img girl quiff
19:41:00 <phenny> sbp: http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6558582999/6482041849/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/13/pretty.jpg
19:41:01 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=girl%20quiff
19:41:02 <[bjoern]> Which would you prefer?
19:41:27 <nslater> oooooh
19:41:28 <nslater> nice
19:41:30 <nslater> thanks sbp!
19:41:32 <[bjoern]> These pix are not helpful in deciding.
19:41:35 <sbp> strangely enough, there aren't many good pictures on the web yet that I can find of the girlquiff. but it's an extremely, extremely common style
19:41:36 <nslater> lily cole is ALWAYS welcome
19:41:47 <nslater> sbp: http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/38477.jpg
19:42:10 <nslater> http://www.jeanjeanie4ladiescasualfashionwear.co.uk/images/uploads/LEGGINGS_BLACK_TIGHT_3_4border.jpg
19:42:12 <nslater> ugh
19:42:26 <[bjoern]> I join in on the hideous.
19:42:38 <[bjoern]> Most female clothing should not exist.
19:42:38 <nslater> you're always joining in on the hideous
19:42:41 <nslater> hah
19:42:47 <[bjoern]> I am not, usually I propagate it.
19:44:47 <sbp> you're saying that females should be without clothing?
19:44:49 <sbp> how sexist
19:45:08 <sbp> yeah, still definitely can't find any photos of this fashion
19:45:19 <nslater> yes
19:45:27 <sbp> I'm sure I'd find it in five minutes if I went through some teenage girlmags
19:45:28 <nslater> very sexist
19:45:32 <sbp> but can't bring myself to do that
19:45:33 <nslater> think of all the women reading these logs
19:45:34 <[bjoern]> I've made remark about the existance of female clothing, not on females making use of the clothing opportunities in existance.
19:45:44 <sbp> think of all the people reading these logs
19:45:45 <nslater> can you imagine how horrified they would be if they knew you had a penis, and were prepared to use it?
19:45:46 <sbp> all none of them
19:46:09 <nslater> sbp: ive already read the logs for this day once
19:46:10 <[bjoern]> Hey I always read the logs if they help me in insulting or confusing people.
19:46:15 <nslater> so. noah: 1, sean: 0
19:46:37 <sbp> you think you count as a person? how cute
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19:46:57 <nslater> nice try
19:47:09 <nslater> to prolix to be biting
19:47:10 <[bjoern]> I think this round goes to sbp.
19:47:11 <nslater> *too
19:47:22 <[bjoern]> That's me and nslater voting for sbp winning then
19:47:49 <nslater> .gs "i have a * and i'm prepared to use it"
19:47:50 <phenny> nslater: good weapon (2)
19:47:57 <sbp> I must find a girlquiff
19:48:02 <sbp> this is my mission
19:48:21 <nslater> .img stupid horrible girl quiff monstrosity
19:48:22 <phenny> nslater: http://www.osoblog.tv/jesse%20metcalfe.jpg
19:48:23 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=stupid%20horrible%20girl%20quiff%20monstrosity
19:48:55 <[bjoern]> That's quite a stupid horrible girl quiff monstrosity
19:49:33 <sbp> searching for "blonde chav" has proven highly disturbing
19:49:43 <nslater> haha
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19:49:53 <nslater> sbp: http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/10/30/who-is-funding-this-study/
19:50:08 <sbp> http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/chav1.jpg
19:50:26 <nslater> .gc scatophage
19:50:27 <phenny> scatophage: 711
19:50:28 <[bjoern]> make it more disturbing by using similar-images googlelabs com
19:50:43 <sbp> also, why does the following person come up in a search for *blonde* chav?
19:50:44 <sbp> http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/Horrorbuff/ccc.jpg
19:50:51 <sbp> that is one of the least blonde people in existence
19:51:03 <sbp> not to mention not very chavlike either
19:51:15 <nslater> bwahahaha
19:51:33 <[bjoern]> donotclick
19:54:11 <sbp> I suppose it would be fairer to call what I'm looking for a semi-quiff
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19:57:33 <sbp> http://webzoom.freewebs.com/kelpatrick/e3eccb97%20(2).jpg
19:58:18 <[bjoern]> Yeah so what, I cycled to the mall, very interesting.
19:58:26 <sbp> http://www.hategun.com/blog/images/mrt.jpg
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19:58:47 <[bjoern]> "I like your dish"
19:58:47 <sbp> hmm, closest I've found so far:
19:58:49 <sbp> http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2004/i-chav-calendar-11.jpg
19:58:54 <sbp> but still nowhere near
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19:59:03 <[bjoern]> she sucks. in a bad way.
19:59:05 <sbp> I can't believe it really because this style is so common in the actual world
19:59:13 <sbp> you know, that place where people really exist
19:59:15 <[bjoern]> You do not know the words!
19:59:24 <sbp> but on the digital communication netmomesh, it ain't happening
19:59:39 <[bjoern]> shouldn't the be a netomesh?
19:59:49 <sbp> if you are saying my search phrases are lacklustre for the purposes... nah. it's like netmomomicity
19:59:57 <sbp> the more -mo- the better
20:00:05 <[bjoern]> I am not saying either or otherwise.
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20:00:17 <[bjoern]> if you dig my draft.
20:00:40 <sbp> http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG9.jpg
20:00:44 <sbp> getting far off the track now
20:00:59 <[bjoern]> should have used similar-images.
20:01:15 <[bjoern]> That might have put you on a better off-track.
20:01:42 <[bjoern]> also the female you posted has an outdated calendar
20:02:14 <sbp> http://marshawedding.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/01-makeup.jpg
20:02:20 <sbp> still no semi-quiff
20:02:29 <sbp> ooh, yeah
20:02:36 <sbp> .g google similar images
20:02:36 <phenny> sbp: http://similar-images.googlelabs.com/
20:03:10 <sbp> sheesh
20:03:17 <sbp> I select one woman with a quiff
20:03:24 <sbp> and all the "similar" images are of David Beckham
20:03:32 <sbp> you cheated me one again, Bjoern and Google
20:03:35 <sbp> *once
20:03:51 <sbp> one day I will learn, all roads lead to David Beckham
20:03:51 <[bjoern]> We also cheated you one without you knowing.
20:04:05 <sbp> until I turned out to know, yeah
20:04:21 <sbp> unless you're talking about a separate instance of trickmotrickery
20:04:31 <[bjoern]> it's the british scent really
20:04:47 <sbp> example of what came up:
20:04:48 <sbp> http://www.shavingstuff.com/archives/BeckhamPhoto2.jpg
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20:04:55 <sbp> just in case you want to suffer from your own trick
20:05:24 <[bjoern]> If you click a model for similar images you have a hard time telling if the next bag of pix is all the same people.
20:05:39 <sbp> I'm not sure if this would be funnier without the captions or not:
20:05:39 <sbp> http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/tribes0612_1000x680.jpg
20:05:48 <[bjoern]> Look, you've got Beckham, I've got Merkel, what are you complaining?
20:05:57 <sbp> ...this is a depressingly good point
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20:08:22 <sbp> under a random picture of Elvis in search results for chav girl quiff:
20:08:23 <sbp> "as both phallus and"
20:08:52 <nslater> sbp: notice how they managed to make lily cole look dreadful
20:08:55 <nslater> makes me depressed
20:08:59 <nslater> and paloma faith
20:09:04 <nslater> both of whome are very sexy
20:09:09 <nslater> paloma <3
20:09:38 <nslater> http://www.flickr.com/photos/pavlunka/540713141/
20:09:46 <nslater> more
20:09:47 <nslater> http://www.flickr.com/photos/pavlunka/sets/72157600338068285/
20:09:57 <nslater> http://www.flickr.com/photos/pavlunka/537658380/in/set-72157600338068285/
20:10:05 <nslater> she was on never mind the buzcocks a few weeks ago
20:10:12 <nslater> yummy yummy for my tummy
20:10:40 <nslater> http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/serpentine_2_090709/paloma_faith_2499653.jpg
20:10:46 <nslater> i just wanna gobble her up. tee hee
20:10:51 <nslater> or cuddle her
20:10:58 <nslater> im not sure, my emotions are conflicting
20:11:19 <nslater> canabilism or physical intimacy? the eternal question
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20:13:48 <nslater> paloma
20:13:53 <nslater> if you are googling for your name
20:13:57 <nslater> and you find these logs
20:14:03 <nslater> my email is nslater@tumbolia.org
20:14:05 <nslater> i am a nice man
20:14:10 <nslater> i will show you around york
20:14:14 <nslater> maybe take you for a meal
20:14:18 <nslater> and do sexy times later if you're in the mood
20:14:28 <nslater> email me!
20:14:57 <nslater> (im joking, but its funny because i mean it. seriously. email me. please)
20:16:32 <[[sroracle]]> Alright I've had enough
20:16:41 <[[sroracle]]> Somebody please help me
20:16:51 <[bjoern]> nslater knows the funniest youtube videos in the world, you should take him up on his offer.
20:16:59 <[[sroracle]]> I have an IRC bot in Python, and it works fine
20:17:18 <[[sroracle]]> However, after a while it just pings out for no reason (read: 70+ minutes usually)
20:17:23 <[[sroracle]]> http://pastesite.com/11368
20:17:33 <[[sroracle]]> Thats where it scans for PING / PONGs
20:17:44 <sbp> you have an IRC bot in Python: your mistake is here
20:17:46 <[[sroracle]]> I have tried my best to fix it, yet nothing seems to work
20:21:17 <[bjoern]> See, it only seems not to work, it actually does work.
20:21:21 <[bjoern]> They are trying to fool you.
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20:22:09 <[[sroracle]]> what?
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20:45:41 <sbp> deltab: Autumnwatch, it started early
20:45:51 <sbp> missed 15 mins
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21:17:06 <Monty2> howdy, stdio
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22:02:58 <Monty2> welcome, stdio
22:03:38 <deltab> detail of Packham’s shirt: http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/media/images/uploads/productimage-picture-uscss-nostromo-2-302.jpg
22:04:47 <deltab> heh, ‘Building Better Worlds’
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