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03:21:53 <[bjoern]> "Wikipedia: A quantitative analysis" - http://libresoft.es/Members/jfelipe/thesis-wkp-quantanalysis
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04:03:33 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp item four under http://strategy.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Proposal:Pornopedia&oldid=41346#Key_Questions
04:03:33 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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05:55:32 <tav> [bjoern]: rofl!
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09:16:53 <Monty> lo JibberJim
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10:01:14 <sbp> yo. bwahaha
10:01:15 <phenny> sbp: 04:03Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp item four under http://strategy.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Proposal:Pornopedia&oldid=41346#Key_Questions
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12:08:25 <Monty> But what does m4rk have to do with the price of fish?
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18:58:57 <[bjoern]> Monty!
18:59:01 <Monty> did anyone know of links, without specific version that query which the timestamp for long
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20:05:23 <jessica> paging xover.
20:10:07 <sbp> jessica: hey
20:10:14 <sbp> does crschmidt know about helios?
20:10:22 <sbp> it's all broken and stuffs
20:10:24 <jessica> sbp: probably not? ask him?
20:10:28 <sbp> I emailed him
20:10:32 <sbp> a day or two ago
20:10:36 <sbp> but no response yet
20:10:47 <jessica> sbp, you know the old movie The Wicker Man?
20:10:53 <sbp> it's been groggy for days, but now it seems completely kaboomshaped
20:10:55 <sbp> nope, I don't
20:10:58 <sbp> .wik The Wicker Man
20:10:58 <phenny> "The Wicker Man is a wicker effigy used in human sacrifice by the ancient Gauls, according to Julius Caesar." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man
20:11:03 <sbp> hmm, that was fast
20:11:06 * sbp checks httpd
20:11:14 <jessica> Harvest festival comes up here on Thursday, Thanksgiving.
20:11:17 <sbp> ah, looks okay now
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20:11:23 <Monty> it's xjrn!
20:11:30 <jessica> julianne came home today bearing a "cornhusk doll".
20:11:42 <sbp> do you burn a big wicker effigy of Julius Caesar stuffed with turkey?
20:11:44 <jessica> i want to start screaming psalms in horror and ask about He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
20:12:12 <sbp> also, isn't it a bit late for harvest?
20:12:18 <sbp> all of my crops have been eaten already
20:14:39 <jessica> ...Dominus pascit me nihil mihi deerit ...
20:15:17 <jessica> Yeah, but I don't know why we have a harvest festival when ...
20:15:22 <jessica> well, fuck, we're in Boston.
20:15:31 <jessica> Iceland is more temperate than these climes.
20:15:53 <jessica> Planting season generally starts around July 10th and the first hard frost hits July 12.
20:15:56 <sbp> especially around the geysers
20:16:00 <sbp> hehe
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20:16:58 <jessica> "Lord, we would like to thank you for these 300 courgettes, which were the only thing that survived the attempt at planting a garden ..."
20:17:29 <jessica> Also, I have a question for you as a Briton.
20:17:36 <jessica> Do you have the same problem with courgettes that we do?
20:17:43 <sbp> don't the trashier Americans call them zucchini or something?
20:17:56 <sbp> and yes, if you mean the whole "restaurants add it to everything and it tastes shit" problem
20:17:58 <jessica> yeah, but I'm translating for your benefit.
20:18:02 <sbp> many thanks
20:18:02 <jessica> no, no.
20:18:07 <sbp> you know what happened the other day?
20:18:12 <jessica> the problem is, let's say you plant a garden.
20:18:14 <sbp> you said something with an -ise word in it
20:18:26 <sbp> and later I transcribed it into the topic because it was something vaguely resembling humour
20:18:32 <jessica> sbp, my computer is set to British English in everything.
20:18:35 <sbp> and for some reason I copied the -ise word *as -ize*
20:18:41 <sbp> and nearly flung myself off a cliff
20:18:41 * jessica snerks.
20:19:04 <jessica> anyway, let's say a novice plants a garden here, and for some reason decides to plant vegetables instead of flowers.
20:19:04 <sbp> anyway, a garden? yup?
20:19:14 <jessica> (herbs i can live with. flowers i love. veggies? wtf?)
20:19:29 <sbp> I agree this is strange so far, yes
20:19:48 <jessica> They plant some heirloom tomatoes, they plant some courgettes, they plant some cabbages from seed, some carrots, things like that.
20:20:10 <sbp> distracted a second by some females dressed in mediaeval garb with garlands in their hair
20:20:31 <sbp> okay, they've gone
20:20:38 <sbp> right, lots of stuff
20:20:47 <jessica> It is generally accepted that no matter how terrible of a gardener you are, or for that matter, how good, the courgettes will prove to be as invasive as mint.
20:20:59 <sbp> oh, like candytuft
20:21:05 <jessica> Moreover, courgettes are unusual insofar that ...
20:21:28 <sbp> I suppose the trick is simply not to plant courgettes
20:21:33 <jessica> You know how a lot of Thinking Human Beings refuse to accept Jaegermeister as a legitimate drink because it's deadly and tastes terrible?
20:21:38 <sbp> though I'm with you on the real trick being not to plant vegetables
20:21:49 <sbp> no, but yes
20:22:06 <jessica> And therefore they've tried Jaegermeister, and a relatively complete American home bar will include Jaegermeister.
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20:22:22 <jessica> But the bottle level will never go down.
20:22:36 <jessica> It's just there.
20:22:36 <sbp> so basically it's to ward off people who haven't tried it yet?
20:22:42 <sbp> "make your mistake here! might as well!"
20:23:02 <sbp> hey, idea
20:23:07 <jessica> Somewhat. Also, people feel occasionally that they should do a shot of Jaeger, on the basis of having already drunk all the grain alcohol.
20:23:16 <jessica> And the wood alcohol.
20:23:23 <sbp> take the invasive courgettes, snip a worm shape out of one, and make the ultimate Jaegermeister tequila out of it
20:23:27 <jessica> And the White Ace cider.
20:23:41 <jessica> And the Buckfast Tonic Wine.
20:23:56 <jessica> and God only knows what else, but occasionally, the inspiration hits.
20:24:21 <jessica> Americans view courgettes as an okay vegetable to be consummed on a decennial basis.
20:24:34 <sbp> "To Queen Victoria. ...bless her"
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20:24:45 <jessica> therefore, all gardeners spend all of our growing season trying to give away courgettes to other people.
20:24:50 <jessica> "People love fresh produce!"
20:24:54 <sbp> Mexicans?
20:25:13 <jessica> no, no, people who hire out gardeners don't do vegetable gardens.
20:25:35 <sbp> no I mean, do they give them to Mexicans?
20:25:37 <sbp> I would
20:26:12 <sbp> I'm not sure I could do a murder mystery evening
20:26:16 <sbp> I'd just laugh too much
20:26:17 <jessica> No, because then they'd put them in our Mexican food.
20:26:25 <sbp> ah right
20:26:29 <sbp> send them to Canada then
20:27:33 <sbp> they'd put maple syrup on them and create a new delibomination
20:27:33 <jessica> We can't ever get why the hell Canada is British. also, I may be a B.O.T. citizen, which is freaking me out.
20:28:25 <sbp> all I can find is Brooke Ocean Technology
20:28:36 <sbp> I'm watching a programme about tourists in Britain, by the way
20:28:40 <sbp> many of whom are American
20:28:47 <sbp> some have been to see the Beatles' childhood homes
20:28:57 <jessica> British Overseas Territories. My grandmother was born in Canada when it was still British and lost her citizenship by marrying an American.
20:29:02 <sbp> others to go find Robin Hood (hence the females & associated garb)
20:29:06 <jessica> please don't look at American tourists.
20:29:12 <sbp> these ones were at a murder mystery thingy
20:29:34 <jessica> they're wearing elastic-waisted slacks and socks with sandals.
20:30:16 <sbp> the Texan tourists are best
20:30:30 <sbp> well I assume Texan. I probably couldn't tell if they're from New Mexico or Arizona
20:30:44 <sbp> I remember a big fat Texan dude on a bus once
20:30:57 <sbp> and he was saying such hilariously tourist shaped things I was having a major chox
20:31:03 <jessica> sbp: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-19-2008/guantanamo-baywatch---supreme-court-ruling
20:31:09 <sbp> "Yeah, we wanna go to London to see THE QUEEN."
20:31:31 <sbp> "Have you ever seen Buck-ing-HAM Palace? We went there the other day, and we're going again tomorrow."
20:31:39 <sbp> watching, if it'll let me
20:31:49 <jessica> I was trying to apply for a British visa.
20:32:18 <jessica> They want my address in the U.K. before they can say if I can go there.
20:32:32 <sbp> "Sorry, Videos are not currently / available in your country."
20:33:03 <jessica> I asked myself, "Why can't I simply ask the consulate for the right to hang out with ASBO teens in Bristol?"
20:33:10 <sbp> more American tourists
20:33:20 <sbp> I think they're following Jane Austen stuff
20:33:43 <sbp> actually that's not a bad idea
20:33:53 <sbp> we should allow foreigners in if they can herd our ASBOs
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20:34:02 <sbp> actually, yes, let's import a few cowgirls
20:34:05 <jessica> No SHIT.
20:34:17 <jessica> I am seriously pissed off at the U.K. for its impracticality.
20:34:21 <jessica> not the visa stuff.
20:34:29 <sbp> these Jane Austen fans are in Winchester Cathedral
20:34:40 <sbp> it's a measure of my excellent and expansive Jane Austen knowledge that I have no clue why they're there
20:34:53 <jessica> but every brit i've spoken to explains that allowing people with no dependents who live with their parents should get dole money indefinitely despite being employable up until getting facial tattoos.
20:34:55 <sbp> impracticality? what, like, putting all the shops in the middle of towns?
20:35:11 <sbp> and piercings
20:35:24 <jessica> eh, piercings heal over.
20:35:27 <sbp> these ladies are dressed quite afashionately
20:36:08 <jessica> but I was explaining to a guest from Lancashire that we had that problem during the Great Depression.
20:36:21 <jessica> And if people wanted benefits, they were reduced to things like hauling logs by hand.
20:37:08 <jessica> Every Briton I speak to about this says, "They'd just stand there and sulk."
20:37:39 <sbp> hmm, now they're dressed in c.1800 clothes
20:37:43 <sbp> but they don't look any better
20:37:50 <jessica> I'm like, "Where's the option to tase these motherfuckers?"
20:37:51 <sbp> they never get the hair right. it's like wearing a wristwatch
20:39:16 <sbp> jessica: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/commercial/2009/11/4/1257348682490/African-Americans-line-up-004.jpg
20:39:34 <sbp> 1937, Kentucky, US
20:39:57 <jessica> bwahahahaha.
20:40:16 <sbp> even the dog is smiling
20:40:17 <jessica> to be fair, not all of them are brothers and sisters there, some of them are white, or at least pale.
20:40:29 <jessica> U.S. propaganda is always hilarious.
20:41:44 <sbp> I was expecting the end of that sentence to be "some are just cousins"
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20:45:35 <jessica> ... oh.
20:46:29 <jessica> American blacks refer to each other as "brothers" and "sisters" traditionally. It's very touchy for a Scot-French girl like me to say it, but fuck, I'm a Canadian by blood, I exist to be a target for mockery.
20:49:12 <jessica> sbp: this should work for you.
20:49:13 <jessica> http://www.viddler.com/explore/nostalgic/videos/4/
20:53:43 <jessica> "Just drop being British, Canada? You know what that makes you? Americans. Give *that* passport a whirl."
21:05:11 <sbp> thanks, watching
21:09:58 <nsh> wat
21:10:46 <sbp> Christen boats with Corgis... ehheh
21:11:54 <sbp> John Oliver is so funny
21:12:12 <sbp> hmm, and Samantha Bee really is Canadian
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21:13:54 <sbp> haha
21:14:17 <sbp> ahahaha
21:14:22 <sbp> Bryan Adams
21:14:57 <sbp> très bien... ¸
21:25:10 <jessica> Samantha Bee actually is a Canadian, John Oliver is a graduate of Cambridge and Aasif Mandvi is an Indian citizen who was reared in the U.K. and Florida.
21:25:13 <jessica> (Florida?)
21:25:28 <nsh> .ety rear
21:25:29 <phenny> "'hindmost part,' c.1600, abstracted from rerewarde 'rear guard' (c.1300), from Anglo-Fr. rerewarde, O.Fr. rieregarde, from O.Fr. riere (from L. retro 'back, behind') + O.Fr. garde (see guard)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=rear
21:26:47 <nsh> man, rear has a lot of OED definitions
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22:50:34 <Monty> hi kpreid, how ya doing?
22:51:19 <[[sroracle]]> Monty! :D
22:51:20 <Monty> s/bot/framework/
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23:04:22 <[bjoern]> http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~sam/ccs243-mason.pdf
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