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01:02:33 <[bjoern]> http://imagebin.ca/view/CWpOjvrj.html
01:04:39 <MoiraA> wqtf?
01:04:43 <MoiraA> that page jumps
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06:33:16 <Monty> yo cre8radix!
06:35:45 <cre8radix> yo, Monty
06:35:46 <Monty> Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
06:36:25 <cre8radix> yo, Monty
06:36:27 <Monty> circles == sand;
06:40:20 <cre8radix> moin
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07:22:41 <Monty> yo libby!
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08:55:21 <Monty> hi libby, how ya doing?
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10:04:49 <Monty> hi JibberJim
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12:34:40 <Monty> lo libby
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12:51:21 <[bjoern]> Monty!
12:51:22 <Monty> NBDuckBot's funny sweeties...
12:51:40 <[bjoern]> Monty, no, no botsnacks for you today.
12:51:42 <Monty> hmm, okay, my fault?
12:51:51 <[bjoern]> Monty: short story: yes.
12:51:54 <Monty> Thesedays, IMAP is tranquilised :(
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13:52:17 <Monty> hey dmiles_afk
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17:21:15 <Monty> it's m4rk!
17:21:49 <jessica> hey, [bjoern].
17:22:01 <jessica> This is what we have in America instead of a functioning train system.
17:22:03 <jessica> http://www.blacktable.com/gillin031105.htm
17:23:20 <jessica> .title
17:23:21 <phenny> jessica: EVERYBODY FUNG WAH TONIGHT! FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CHINATOWN BUS.
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17:24:02 <jessica> "In Boston, Fung Wah's ticket "office" is really a table inside an Asian bakery where the ticket agent checks you off, then tells you to walk a few blocks away to get the bus. Other bus companies are even less stable than Fung Wah, which has used that bakery for years."
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17:27:32 * jessica points out in defence of her nation's infrastructure that we have a train system, but it's too expensive and time-consuming to use and costs more than airlines.
17:28:03 <jessica> Amtrak advertises itself as "America's favourite way to travel". For actual Americans, "Amtrak is America's favourite way to travel with your weed."
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17:36:40 <[bjoern]> .title http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSN24329250
17:36:41 <phenny> [bjoern]: US will not join treaty banning landmines | Reuters
17:36:53 <[bjoern]> Good day to you jessica.
17:38:34 <jessica> IT'S A U.N. TREATY.
17:38:50 <[bjoern]> Yes, I understand you did a good job to ensure people really need a car and use it a lot for daily routine.
17:39:18 <[bjoern]> Is that like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik ?
17:39:38 <jessica> Please note the layout of our country, the period during which it was built and the size of the domestic automobile industry when Eisenhower created the interstate highway system.
17:41:27 <[bjoern]> The layout of your country is Wiener Schnitzel-ish.
17:41:31 <jessica> [bjoern]: http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/04/24/michele-bachmann-wants-to-ban-european-unicorn-porn/
17:41:48 <[bjoern]> .wik Wiener Schnitzel
17:41:48 <phenny> "Wiener Schnitzel or alternatively, Vienna Schnitzel (Wiener Schnitzel in German, where Schnitzel means a cutlet without bones), pronounced /viːnər ʃnɪtzəl/, is a traditional Austrian dish and is a popular part of Viennese and Austrian cuisine, consisting of a thin [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiener_Schnitzel
17:41:57 <[bjoern]> actually has an almost fitting photo right at the top
17:42:14 <[bjoern]> Great now I am hungry.
17:42:38 <[bjoern]> .wik Michele Bachmann
17:42:39 <phenny> "Michele Marie Amble Bachmann (born April 6, 1956)[2]| is the United States Representative of Minnesota's 6|th| congressional district and member of the Republican Party." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann
17:42:43 <jessica> she's a nut.
17:42:51 <[bjoern]> To support the U.S. unicorn porn industry?
17:43:14 <jessica> no, no, she's against it. don't you see?
17:43:17 <[bjoern]> No, wait, isn't the state supporting its industries socialism?
17:43:36 <[bjoern]> wants-to-ban-european-unicorn-porn
17:43:54 <jessica> "U.N. treaties, on the scale of things that actually get enforced, fall somewhere between mattress-tag removal laws and have-a-penny-leave-a-penny."
17:45:27 <[bjoern]> "The Census Bureau employee found dead in September killed himself and staged his death to look like a homicide, state and federal law enforcement officials said Tuesday. William E. Sparkman Jr. died of asphyxiation and was found with hands, feet and mouth bound with duct tape, a rope around his neck and the word "FED" written on his chest, investigators concluded." - http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2009/11/census_worker_killing_probe_ne.html
17:45:46 <jessica> ...
17:45:52 <jessica> wow, really subtle, dude.
17:45:57 <jessica> and that's coming from another american.
17:45:59 <Monty> "The team
17:46:33 * jessica thinks that should play for you, by the way, [bjoern].
17:48:59 <[bjoern]> "President Barack Obama has no plans to join a global treaty banning landmines because a policy review found the United States could not meet its security commitments without them"
17:49:06 <[bjoern]> Yeah I saw it now
17:49:41 <clsn> I saw that one too. So who exactly are the nations that haven't signed onto it? US, China, India I remember...
17:49:51 <[bjoern]> hmm hmm http://autocompleteme.com/
17:50:03 <jessica> it's kind of obvious.
17:50:15 <jessica> every country that can or will go to war arbitrarily hasn't signed it.
17:50:51 <[bjoern]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Treaty has a map
17:51:38 <clsn> Ah, right, the "Korean Exemption", since that border is so dependent on landmines.
17:51:44 <clsn> Or so they claim,
17:52:29 <jessica> I think it's more that "going into the DMZ and getting that shit out? you want it MORE easy for the jong-il to show up and be crazy at us? fuck you!"
17:52:36 <clsn> http://www.icbl.org/index.php/icbl/Universal/MBT/States-Not-Party
17:52:51 <[bjoern]> I like how the land mines article notes "Thirty-seven countries have not agreed to the ban, including China, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia and the United States." while the ottawa treaty article has "Thirty-seven states, including the People's Republic of China, India, Russia and the United States, are not party to the Convention"
17:53:06 * jessica views Kim Jong-Il as basically the equivalent of a crazy person waving a gun that's probably unloaded.
17:54:13 <clsn> Geez, Tuvalu hasn't signed it? Where the fuck would Tuvalu want to deploy land mines?
17:54:50 <[bjoern]> One in each .tv domain.
17:55:39 <[bjoern]> Some of the autocompletes are almost funny
17:55:58 <clsn> That's probably Tuvalu's main claim to fame. I guess they don't want people stepping on their TLD.
17:56:42 <[bjoern]> "how to raise your iq by eating giftet children"
17:56:55 <jessica> Sort of like Christmas Island's claim to fame was a guy whose intestines were easily visible from his rectum.
17:57:00 <[bjoern]> "do midgets have night vision"
17:57:04 <jessica> Cuba?
17:57:06 <jessica> Cuba?
17:57:08 <jessica> Come on, seriously.
17:57:27 <jessica> where the hell is Cuba going to get the refined metals, gunpowder and plastic explosives to make land mines? ever?
17:57:33 <jessica> it's not like they have the money to buy them either.
17:57:41 <clsn> same place tuvalu will.
17:58:14 <jessica> I'd be more worried about Finland.
17:58:19 <jessica> Nokia's angry that they're losing market share.
17:58:48 <[bjoern]> "From 3AM on Wednesday November 25, 2009, until 3AM the following day (US east coast time), WikiLeaks is releasing over half a million US national text pager intercepts. The intercepts cover a 24 hour period surrounding the September 11, 2001 attacks in New York and Washington."
17:59:07 <jessica> happy thanksgiving?
17:59:35 <jessica> Can they define where these are coming from?
17:59:51 <clsn> oooh, cool, everyone's personal messages now posted on wikilinks. not sure if that's an improvement over "everyone's personal messages being pored over by government officials"
17:59:55 <jessica> Are they coming from actual officials or are they coming from just random U.S.A. folk?
18:00:15 <jessica> Oh! I found out today about White Privilege.
18:00:21 <jessica> I went to the post office to post two books.
18:00:28 <jessica> they asked me what they contained.
18:00:39 <jessica> I said 20 lbs of uncut heroin and a manual on how to make dirty bombs.
18:00:43 <clsn> pages. and ink.
18:00:55 <jessica> they told me to swipe my card when I was ready.
18:01:40 <clsn> I don't think that even in today's America you have to justify the contents of books you're mailing. Though I'm totally making that up.
18:01:42 <jessica> (an acquaintance in another channel talked about having fun by going to a predominantly arab area where there were like 3 nervous white cops, and yelling, "TAKBAR!")
18:01:48 <jessica> Nope.
18:02:02 <jessica> Liquid, fragile, perishable, delicate or hazardous is the litany I remember.
18:02:22 <jessica> you can mail those things as well, although explosives need a special permit.
18:02:26 <clsn> Ah. So "paper, and ink—but the ink is already dry by now, so that's okay"
18:02:41 <jessica> they just care about whether anything's going to leak or break.
18:03:26 <[bjoern]> "Good morning sexy man!! Got my zebra thongs on!!! Feeling a little animalistic!!!"
18:03:36 <[bjoern]> (from the pager observations)
18:04:20 <[bjoern]> it is claimed btw "There's nothing special about how these messages were retrieved. They're transmitted in plain-text, open for anyone with a computer to read at any time"
18:04:51 <[bjoern]> ~ http://bradthx.blogspot.com/2009/05/pocsag-and-flex-pager-reception-and.html
18:05:59 <jessica> http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/8/16moe.html
18:06:00 <jessica> .title
18:06:01 <phenny> jessica: McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Thirty-Nine Questions for Charlie Daniels Upon Hearing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" for the First Time in 25 Years.
18:07:44 <clsn> So this is like EVERYONE'S text messages from then?? Because it almost looks like that.
18:08:14 <jessica> yep.
18:08:26 <jessica> probably a lot of "omg you will not believe this"
18:08:29 <jessica> "mom i'm alive"
18:08:43 <jessica> "fgjwjrkks" would be the kind of text message I could rely on my mother to send.
18:08:52 <[bjoern]> ooh 'Tomorrow we expect to release 10,000 pages from Germany's infamous "Toll Collect"'
18:08:58 <[bjoern]> .wik Toll Collect
18:08:59 <phenny> "Toll Collect GmbH is a German company that has developed and is running the toll billing system for trucks on German motorways." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toll_Collect
18:09:03 <jessica> (I have explained T9 at painful length. It makes no difference to her.)
18:09:12 <jessica> ...
18:09:18 <[bjoern]> Even members of parliament weren't allowed to see the contract initially
18:09:40 <[bjoern]> which they wanted to after the system didn't get up as promised and so germany lost billions on it
18:09:49 <[bjoern]> and it was unclear whether the consortium had to reimburse any of it
18:10:05 <jessica> sure, but interstate trucking contracts sound like something used to treat treatment-resistant insomnia.
18:11:08 <[bjoern]> Yeah, but don't underestimate how bored some of the internetizens are.
18:11:33 <clsn> A lot of them are normal business messages "the server is down" "the contract is ready to sign"
18:12:00 <jessica> [bjoern]: don't you have anyone who's going to act more like 4chan rather than read a contract?
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18:39:29 <[bjoern]> One does not exlcude the other.
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18:51:23 <Monty> yo JibberJim!
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19:02:04 <Monty> welcome, pr0t
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19:09:41 <pr0t> hi Monty
19:09:43 <Monty> tanned savings-account.
19:10:59 <pr0t> Whats this channels main topic ?
19:17:25 <treed> ornithology
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19:19:45 <pr0t> you must be the joker of this channel
19:21:36 <clsn> No. He's actually the ten of diamonds.
19:24:04 <jsled> er, the topic is snarky news anchor statements, at the moment.
19:24:12 <jsled> isn't tha tright, Monty?
19:24:13 <Monty> Though some reason.
19:24:17 <jsled> is that tight, monty?
19:24:19 <Monty> handsome Reeto consumes tarmac beetles?
19:26:41 <jsled> are you bright, monty?
19:26:46 <Monty> lessen the autocompletes are moving to erase my new one box is down" "the server is really subtle, dude.
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19:35:38 <sbp> the server is really subtle, dude
19:36:40 <jessica> endnote is rocking my world.
19:36:47 <jessica> isn't that terribly sad?
19:37:25 <sbp> ayup
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19:37:51 <Monty> it's cre8radix!
19:38:59 <jessica> sbp.
19:39:04 <jessica> you will not believe this shit.
19:41:44 <sbp> sup?
19:44:10 <jessica> I'm cropping the screen shot now.
19:44:12 <jessica> it's freaking me out.
19:57:21 <jessica> here.
19:57:22 <jessica> http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpallan/4134401514/
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20:06:56 <Monty> welcome, nslater_
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20:21:51 <sbp> lols
20:26:34 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "<Monty> the server is really subtle, dude."
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20:33:49 <Charl_> lies
20:34:12 <jessica> I don't get it.
20:34:16 <jessica> I mean, seriously, WTFINGF?
20:34:18 <Monty> a guy whose intestines were easily visible from his chest, investigators concluded." - http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2009/11/census_worker_killing_probe_ne.html
20:34:44 <jessica> Hmm. You're a researcher looking to coordinate publications. Did you find us through your colleagues, Nature.com or SecondLife?
20:35:05 <jessica> why didn't they just put in "World of Warcraft" and "Craigslist casual encounters" while they were at it?
20:35:21 <[bjoern]> Most likely they advertised in second life but not in wow?
20:36:29 <jessica> WHY?
20:36:48 <jessica> Why on earth would you try to associate serious library software with floppy neon dildos?
20:37:37 <[bjoern]> To show that you are unusual and embrace modern technologies?
20:38:10 <[bjoern]> Because the pr firm you hired told you either go to sl while you can or youll be out of business?
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20:49:12 <sbp> mmm... pr
20:49:31 <[bjoern]> You want some too, don't you.
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20:49:41 <sbp> pr? sure
20:51:31 <sbp> then again, what did Groucho Marx say?
20:51:33 <MoiraA> sbp hello
20:51:42 <sbp> I wouldn't be part of any public that would have me as their relations?
20:51:44 <sbp> no wait, that's not it
20:51:46 <sbp> hey MoiraA
20:53:05 <[bjoern]> He would have said something involving wind mills.
20:53:20 <sbp> I wouldn't be part of any public that would have me as their windmill?
20:53:48 <MoiraA> heh you need to see my coincidence of all time
20:53:52 <MoiraA> let me get logs
20:54:28 <sbp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krluc-wXbOQ
20:54:48 <MoiraA> [05:07] <Baxtir> will do, MoiraA
20:54:48 <MoiraA> [05:07] <cheesy> i can try
20:54:48 <MoiraA> [05:07] <MoiraA> just if someone comes in
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20:55:07 <MoiraA> awesome
20:55:18 <sbp> presumably someone did it on purpose?
20:55:23 <MoiraA> no
20:55:28 <MoiraA> look at the time
20:55:32 <MoiraA> same second
20:55:37 <MoiraA> they entered the channel
20:55:37 <sbp> that's minute
20:56:03 <MoiraA> yes but to think of the idea, leave the channel, come in
20:56:10 <MoiraA> it was a serious ban issue being discussed
20:56:15 <sbp> why would you have to leave? you'd just start up another client
20:56:18 <MoiraA> I can look at all logs but I doubt it
20:56:24 <MoiraA> in less than a minute?
20:56:29 <MoiraA> have to be some saddo
20:56:29 <Monty> looks like ordinary Erlang release!
20:56:44 <MoiraA> trust you to look at that anglwe
20:56:44 <Monty> php is documented, but you happen in the killer (dealbreaker) for 4€
20:56:48 <sbp> [bjoern] does that kind of thing all the time
20:58:02 <MoiraA> you got me thinking now dammit
20:58:08 <MoiraA> trust you
20:58:20 <sbp> all you have to do is grep the logs for the IP address
20:58:24 <sbp> see if anybody else was using the same IP
20:58:29 <MoiraA> can see them
20:58:31 <sbp> though of course I'd use a different IP
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20:58:58 <sbp> ah, so it was a coincidence
20:59:41 <MoiraA> well, they would need to be mentally warped to make a joke when this user was almost in tears at a bot gone bezerk and banned him for nothing
20:59:57 <sbp> as I say, [bjoern] would do it
20:59:58 <MoiraA> and have a very fast brain
21:00:10 * MoiraA glares at [bjoern]
21:00:12 <MoiraA> OK
21:00:15 <MoiraA> let us try
21:00:23 <MoiraA> "just if someone comes in"
21:00:40 <MoiraA> fail
21:00:55 <sbp> he's too fixated on food to do it right now
21:01:06 <MoiraA> the reasonable supposition would be that it was coincidence
21:01:26 <MoiraA> you have a very leet brain
21:01:38 <MoiraA> normal people wouldn't even think of doing that
21:02:03 <MoiraA> he may be brilliant too of course
21:03:45 <sbp> "Hong Kong flights toilet mystery"
21:04:42 <MoiraA> aaah .... envy me
21:05:01 <MoiraA> I have a jacuzzi on my first class NZ flight on emerites boeing 308
21:05:35 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8379566.stm
21:05:37 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Wikipedia 'loses' 49,000 editors
21:05:49 <sbp> all they need to do is hit Revert, surely?
21:06:04 <MoiraA> no backups :)
21:06:26 <sbp> a teacher had sex with her pupil, and: "Manchester Minshull Crown Court heard the affair was so intense she paid for him to have a tattoo of her initials." — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8378011.stm
21:07:29 <sbp> MoiraA: not this one, at least:
21:07:31 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8378078.stm
21:07:33 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Toilet mystery on Cathay Pacific flights to Hong Kong
21:08:00 <sbp> oh this is great: "The toilets use high-speed vacuum pipes to take waste at up to 110km/h (68mph) into a holding tank, which is then emptied between flights."
21:08:10 <sbp> I'd love to know who measured the speed of the waste through the system
21:10:39 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1125pod08.jpg
21:11:10 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1125pod13.jpg
21:11:51 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1125pod16.jpg - Santa Claus in Berlin
21:12:36 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1124pod07.jpg - our UN envoy to the Middle East
21:15:04 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1119pod02.jpg - former French Prime Ministers. what are they doing?
21:16:37 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1118pod01.jpg
21:17:02 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1118pod09.jpg - politics. exciting
21:17:35 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1118pod13.jpg - counterweight?
21:17:47 <[bjoern]> I would also channel it through another ip address if necessary.
21:18:07 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1117pod02.jpg - ah..... ahhahahahh
21:18:13 <[bjoern]> 1125pod08.jpg is vector graphic i suppose
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21:18:39 <sbp> either that or "pop art". or both
21:19:02 <[bjoern]> With that kind of mascot I am surprised he didn't make it for EU president.
21:19:45 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1117pod11.jpg - they're queueing for petrol apparently
21:19:52 <sbp> yeah
21:20:29 <[bjoern]> 1117pod02.jpg is freaky
21:20:35 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1117pod14.jpg - too easy to make a lame joke about this
21:21:10 <[bjoern]> I know the vader balloon already.
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21:22:57 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1116pod08a.jpg - I'm not sure whether I should give the caption first or the image. here's the caption: "Activists from the women’s-rights group FEMEN held a performance in protest of college professors sexually harassing female students in front of the Ministry for Science and Education in Kiev, Ukraine, Monday"
21:23:06 <sbp> I think caption first
21:24:16 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1113pow01.jpg - upland grazing
21:24:55 <[bjoern]> pix loading so slowly that you can read caption while its arriving.
21:25:15 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1113pow14.jpg
21:26:09 <sbp> phenny: tell Arnia http://online.wsj.com/media/1113pow21.jpg
21:26:09 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Arnia is around.
21:27:08 <[Arnia]> I half expect some foul Thelemic demon to pounce
21:27:17 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1112pod05.jpg
21:27:18 <sbp> :-)
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21:27:25 <sbp> yo!
21:27:41 <[bjoern]> USEOFSMILEYINNOSMILEYZONE.
21:28:03 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1112pod07.jpg - U.S. army specialist attempts to blow Jon Bon Jovi's head off, apparently fails in her attempt
21:28:07 <Arnia> Ahem... sorry for the absence
21:28:07 <phenny> Arnia: 21:26Z <sbp> tell Arnia http://online.wsj.com/media/1113pow21.jpg
21:28:28 <sbp> Warning: contains Jon Bon Jovi
21:28:28 <sbp> Arnia: um, yeah!
21:28:29 <sbp> where've you been for like the past YEAR?
21:28:39 <Arnia> Stuck on a shitty connection that is more down than up :p
21:28:43 <[bjoern]> Who's Arnia?
21:28:54 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1112pod11.jpg - Australia, World Record Attempt
21:29:10 <[bjoern]> donotclick.
21:29:12 <Arnia> and whilst the bouncer helps, it is still irritating enough to give up on IRC (which seems peculiarly sensitive to it)
21:29:17 <sbp> can't you MacGuyver a connection together from some string and tinfoil?
21:29:49 <Arnia> I don't have any tinfoil :(
21:29:51 <[bjoern]> Yes, but his knife does not support TCPv4.
21:29:54 <Arnia> Manchester is tinfoil free
21:29:59 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1112pod12.jpg - I looked at this for quite a while thinking "this isn't funny enough to post. this isn't funny enough to post. I'm going to post it"
21:30:34 <Arnia> I have applied for a job and been turned down on the grounds that I don't have enough Python experience
21:30:43 <[bjoern]> what is interesting is everyone to the left looking away while everyone to the right is looking at it.
21:30:58 <Arnia> I think they want Guido for the position :p
21:31:06 <[bjoern]> Westerwave?
21:31:20 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1111pod09a.jpg - ...
21:31:35 <sbp> not enough python experience? that's... odd
21:31:40 <Arnia> sbp: are you raiding the WSJ before Murdoch locks it all up?
21:31:48 <sbp> also, I'm going to say that again: ...
21:31:54 <sbp> yeah, well, gotta raid something
21:33:06 <Arnia> I'm trying to think how to explain to them that I have a lot of Python experience
21:33:11 <Arnia> They want URLs to projects
21:33:29 <Arnia> Well, Plone and Zope3 I suppose... but most of my stuff doesn't have a URL
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21:34:08 <deltab> Arnia: patches? mailing list archives?
21:34:20 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1109pod03.jpg - this is what happens when you let physicists design a dress
21:34:47 <deltab> Arnia: or just the projects, and let them search
21:34:48 <Arnia> deltab: most of my work has been either private projects, my dissertation or commercial work I cannot give a URL to
21:34:48 <Monty> 2> try
21:35:02 <Arnia> They aren't happy searching for the companies... they want links to the code
21:35:27 <Arnia> Suppose I could link to Pluvo if it is still up
21:35:35 <[bjoern]> is she wearing the dress underneath?
21:35:38 <sbp> surprisingly it still is!
21:35:50 <sbp> [bjoern]: mathematically impossible to determine
21:35:54 <Arnia> I wanted to link to Saussure, but it has bitrotted
21:36:09 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1109pod04.jpg - hand. face. listening. ain't
21:36:10 <[bjoern]> You said physics, what's maths got do with it?
21:36:13 <Arnia> bitrotted and I'm not even sure where the code is
21:37:26 <Arnia> I wish it weren't though... Saussure was actually quite cool
21:38:03 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/11005pod12.jpg - "A mental patient participated in a therapy session at the Galuh foundation in East Bekasi, on the outskirts of Jakarta, Indonesia, Thursday. The facility houses underprivileged mental patients."
21:38:24 <nsh> what's up?
21:38:31 <[bjoern]> good caption there
21:38:56 <[bjoern]> _.>°NSH°<._
21:39:05 <nsh> ++
21:40:35 <nsh> woah, someone hybridised a melancholy haberdashery with a salt mine
21:41:39 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1104pod15a_J_20091104160953.jpg
21:42:18 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1104pod16.jpg - one of these phone boxes is a Father Christmas dressed wrongly, and vice versa
21:42:33 <nsh> shit
21:42:36 <[bjoern]> yay more pillory.
21:42:36 <nsh> you've worked it out
21:42:43 <nsh> all the pillories are santae
21:43:05 <[bjoern]> Santa is a Transformer
21:43:15 <nsh> and a mean drunk
21:43:20 <[bjoern]> Who isn't.
21:43:37 <nsh> enlightened tea-totalers
21:43:44 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1103pod04.jpg
21:44:05 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1103pod05a.jpg - horse racing in Australia
21:44:44 <[bjoern]> They need pretty women.
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21:46:36 <sbp> and some horses
21:46:49 <nsh> HORSEROSHIMA!
21:46:53 <[bjoern]> Don't care much for horses.
21:47:00 <nsh> THE GALLOP OF A THOUSAND SUNS
21:47:06 * nsh scribbles notes
21:50:23 <MoiraA> sbp!!
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21:50:42 <MoiraA> THE most embarrassing thing has happened to me
21:51:01 <MoiraA> I have an iphone
21:51:06 <sbp> you didn't fart in someone's cereal did you?
21:51:12 <MoiraA> you can "make apps"
21:51:26 <sbp> there is nothing more embarassing than accidentally farting in somebody's cereal
21:51:33 <MoiraA> now, if you created ivanish would you think it was pornographic and suggestive?
21:51:49 <sbp> I don't know what iVanish is
21:51:50 <sbp> .wik iVanish
21:51:51 <MoiraA> what was bad was, I sent it to Tabmow
21:51:57 <MoiraA> staff here
21:52:00 <phenny> "Sigismund (Hungarian: Zsigmond, 14 February 1368 – 9 December 1437) was one of the longest ruling Kings of Hungary, reigning for fifty years from 1387 to 1437, and was also Holy Roman Emperor for four years from 1433 until 1437, and the last Emperor of the House of [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigismund,_Holy_Roman_Emperor
21:52:05 <sbp> .g iVanish
21:52:07 <phenny> sbp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ClYUDa-9Y
21:52:10 <MoiraA> heh I will quote
21:52:23 <MoiraA> "Just like the old novelty pens, you can tilt your iphone back and forth and watch a beautiful womans dress slowly fade away, revealing her sexy bikini underneath. Tis is a great novelty app that will really impress your friends. There is even an email feature that lets you send this sexy lazy to all your friends!
21:52:47 <MoiraA> ffs what he thought ..... feel such a divvy
21:53:01 <sbp> oh right, like those pens that Apu had
21:53:10 <sbp> <Homer> Oh, you know who would buy these? Men!
21:53:14 <MoiraA> but sbp isn't it awful?
21:53:27 <clsn> I think I have one of those pens.
21:53:31 <clsn> At least I used to.
21:53:37 <sbp> well if they didn't exist the Simpsons wouldn't be able to make a joke out of them
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21:53:59 <MoiraA> nobody seems as shocked as me
21:54:04 <sbp> jolie109: if you're going to spam us, get it over and done with
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21:54:07 <MoiraA> I would never do that deliberately
21:54:26 <MoiraA> noted for it is he?
21:54:27 <sbp> well I don't think that women in bikinis are considered even a post-10pm sort of thing
21:54:35 <MoiraA> but the idea of that being me
21:54:38 <sbp> dunno, just weird user name and nickname changes
21:54:40 <MoiraA> *blushes*
21:56:26 <jessica> he's a Briton.
21:56:37 <jessica> women in bikinis indicate that he's read the first two pages of a newspaper.
21:56:51 <sbp> who, Sigismund?
21:57:32 <sbp> also, where do you think Moira is from? Paraguay? :-)
21:57:45 <jessica> I thought she was a fellow norteamericana.
21:57:48 <sbp> she was probably just raised on the Telegraph rather than the Sun
21:58:04 <jessica> "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."
21:58:54 <sbp> well the Sun has a surprisingly large common readership
21:59:08 <sbp> because it's the only mainstream paper with a reading age of eight
21:59:15 <sbp> though the Metro may be supplanting it a bit now I think
21:59:21 <jessica> rather like our U.S.A. Today.
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21:59:59 * Arnia hates the Metro
22:00:04 <Arnia> really awful paper
22:00:21 <sbp> well we're Swhackers, we only read LMD and the LRB right?
22:00:25 <jessica> Our intelligentsia read The Economist and The Christian Science Monitor (though none of us are Christian Scientists), our middlebrow people fight over the New York Times Sunday magazine, and our idiots read U.S.A. Today.
22:00:47 <sbp> which reminds me...
22:00:52 <jessica> Sir?
22:01:30 <sbp> .wik Britisches Freikorps
22:01:32 <phenny> "In World War II, the British Free Corps (BFC) or sometimes incorrectly referred to in the German form as Britisches Freikorps was a unit of the Waffen-SS consisting of British and Dominion prisoners of war who had been recruited by the Nazis." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britisches_Freikorps
22:02:16 * jessica blinks.
22:02:23 <sbp> "My hobbies include leaving trails of crayons wherever Noam Chomsky gives a public lecture. To date I have placed 3,785 crayons across the globe and raised more than $7 for charity."
22:02:38 * jessica can't help but think of Xaviera Hollander's description of Germans in her brothel in 1972.
22:03:06 <jessica> "The Germans are clean enough, but downright dictatorial. One even commanded, 'You will now open the legs!'"
22:04:00 <clsn> (raising money for charity by leaving crayons?)
22:05:00 <sbp> "There are 289 species of octopus. I can, and will, name them all during the act of love."
22:07:04 * jessica raises an eyebrow at sbp. Have you read Dr. and Mrs. Haggis-on-Whey's book "Animals of the Ocean, including the Giant Squid"?
22:07:29 <sbp> no but I have seen a baby panda sneeze
22:07:34 <sbp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krluc-wXbOQ
22:07:45 <jessica> you really should, sbp.
22:07:59 <sbp> Dr. and Mrs.? that's stupid
22:08:04 <sbp> why didn't SHE get the doctorate?
22:08:09 <sbp> or, I am sorry, perhaps they're a lesbian couple
22:08:16 <sbp> but even in that case, the Mrs. is clearly the femme
22:08:19 <sbp> so my comment stands
22:08:22 <sbp> sexist bastards
22:08:24 <jessica> sbp: http://www.amazon.com/Animals-Ocean-Particular-Giant-Squid/dp/1932416390/
22:08:45 <jessica> please just click the "look inside" buttons.
22:08:56 <jessica> you'll see why my nearly-9-year-old daughter practically memorised it.
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22:09:02 <[bjoern]> LESS TALK. MORE RYTHM.
22:09:23 <jessica> for instance, page 1. "AM I BEING EATEN BY A GIANT SQUID?"
22:09:27 <sbp> PayPhrase? what happened to One Click?
22:09:42 <deltab> toddlers?
22:09:42 <sbp> raegan180: Spam or No Spam?
22:09:54 <[bjoern]> Are you making him offers?
22:09:58 <jessica> "People get confused when they are being eaten. Sometimes, they are not being eaten, but very often they are."
22:10:10 <deltab> toddler playing with the mouse -> surprise deliveries
22:10:10 <jessica> 1. Are any of my limbs missing?
22:10:23 <[bjoern]> Is that about digestion or intercourse? Or both?
22:10:26 <jessica> ORDER IN WHICH SQUIDS WILL EAT YOU
22:10:31 <jessica> Um, it's about the giant squid.
22:10:33 <jessica> sort of.
22:10:47 <[bjoern]> Not seeing how that is an answer.
22:10:52 <jessica> Julianne is a found-object artist and aspiring chemist who adores Dali.
22:10:54 <sbp> LOL deltab!! a toddler does not even HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!
22:11:08 <jessica> My elder daughter is getting heavily into Kafka and Nietzsche.
22:11:22 <deltab> sbp: what One Click are *you* thinking of?
22:11:30 <sbp> I'm embarassed to say, now
22:11:33 <sbp> actually I would like to set a toddler loose on Amazon
22:11:38 <sbp> just to see if you'd get a lot of Raffi back
22:11:40 <jessica> I am considering trying to find a reasonable costing Kafka: The Office writings for Yule.
22:11:57 <sbp> what would happen if you bred Raffi with Kafka?
22:12:05 <jessica> (In this episode of The Office, Tim turns into a giant insect."
22:12:56 * deltab reads about PayPhrase: http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/payphrase/pph-1-2-3._V229454974_.png
22:13:00 <jessica> she's also into Kandinsky, which is weird.
22:13:03 <sbp> so I guess the lesson is the PayPhrase is a good thing
22:13:08 <sbp> as long as your phrase is not "goo goo"
22:13:25 <sbp> *that
22:15:45 <jessica> [[[
22:15:46 <jessica> This, the third of the Haggis-on-Whey books that I have read, contains many interesting facts about giant squids and other marine life such as barracudas, which not only have film directorial aspirations, but also are largely conversant in Spanish and Catalan (some also speak German.) These are facts
22:15:51 <jessica> that are hard to unearth outside the Haggis-on-Whey volumes (this is Volume 3, Number 164 of 307 in the series) which are fortunately extremely comprehensive, dealing not only with the larger marine science issues one would expect from such a volume ("The Mid-Atlantic Grey Shark's Guide to Installing
22:15:56 <jessica> Floor Tile," and "What Kind of Music Do Giant Squids Listen to While Traveling by Train?"), but also detailing related topics such as "How Recycling Works in Utah," and "How Bread is Made."
22:16:00 <jessica> ]]]
22:16:34 <sbp> Utah has too much salt
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22:16:38 <sbp> they should give Maine SOME of it
22:19:19 <[bjoern]> I don't think in the U.S. toddlers don't have credit cards.
22:19:39 <sbp> reminds me of a picture from WSJ I didn't paste
22:19:41 <sbp> lemme try to find it
22:20:12 <jessica> [bjoern]: my daughters don't have credit cards.
22:20:18 <jessica> of course, we're crazy Quaker types.
22:20:36 <jessica> my German husband grew up making incredibly detailed lists of requests to Santa.
22:20:45 <jessica> Complete with model numbers, THAT sort of detailed.
22:21:00 <jessica> he wants the girls and I to do the same.
22:21:34 <jessica> We kind of stare in shock and disbelief. My elder daughter got it through his head, I think. "Dad, there's nothing I really need right now, which means there's nothing I want."
22:22:29 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/1104pod03.jpg
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22:24:37 <Arnia> This evening I have heard from an American who was talking about how drunk he got. Five shots of JD and a glass of beer before 11.15pm. Wow. Heavyweight.
22:25:18 <Arnia> I've decided this is why British businessmen get American businessmen drunk. Good way to keep the upper hand
22:25:38 <Arnia> (and possibly sleep with the closet cases)
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22:26:05 <sbp> Julie Andrews is going to do a concert
22:28:55 <sbp> right. elanden zijn gemaakt met klei fantasieën in je hoofd
22:28:57 <sbp> 'night!
22:30:29 <Arnia> night
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22:40:47 * jessica points out that British businessmen get American businessmen drunk because they are a) able to expense it and b) want an excuse to be drunk instead of working.
22:40:53 <jessica> this is true on both sides of the pond, by the way.
22:41:43 <jessica> but the Americans I know can do a Carnivale de Rio type constant drinking-through-the-night-but-never-drunk thing and can also do the "three glasses of wine only" thing that happens when dining with Frenchmen or Italians.
22:41:56 <jessica> I have only known a couple of Brit teetotals, and they have an ... interesting time of it.
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22:51:02 <Monty> lo cre8radix
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23:06:41 <jsled> heh http://highscalability.com/blog/2009/11/25/brian-akers-hilarious-nosql-stand-up-routine.html
23:06:41 <Monty> got wonky for this?
23:06:54 <jsled> I'm always wonky for you, monty.
23:07:08 <Monty> davidc___: still doesn't work at work around them since they define where that's not have said to > are the WSJ before Murdoch locks it let us what was told once (by my JSON seems peculiarly sensitive to reimburse any performance gains by code written by tuning min_heap
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