00:00:04 <H0gan> Nah, we don't have them in Ireland.
00:00:09 <H0gan> We dress like that anyway.
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00:00:48 <treed> They have the SCA in Europe.
00:00:58 <treed> Aren't those two mutually inclusive?
00:01:14 <jessica> You may mock Ren Faires all you want -- God alone knows that I do -- but there is a 1-in-3 chance that the chick you're looking at that's tightly laced into a corset will be hot, and a 100% chance she'll do anal.
00:01:30 <sbp> 1-in-3 you say? hmm
00:01:39 <H0gan> If I wanted anal I'd just go to a gay bar.
00:01:42 <treed> Surprisingly, only 1-in-3, yeah.
00:01:46 <jessica> yeah, the problem is the eye bleach for the other 2.
00:01:46 <Arnia> This is rather by the by for me
00:02:04 <jessica> It's not surprising at all.
00:02:19 <jessica> By definition, historical reenactors have to have enough money to pour into costumery to actually do it.
00:02:24 <sbp> by the by for jessica too for the main part I would suppose
00:02:33 <jessica> This means they tend to be adults.
00:02:35 <sbp> but she does provide for all her scoundrellings here
00:02:55 <jessica> It would be *nice* if they'd spent the money they were going to spend on a corset with a 50" waist on some svelte bi-curious 17-year-old, but in reality, they don't.
00:04:27 <Arnia> now if there were hot bi-curious men...
00:04:37 <sbp> they could pair up
00:04:41 <jessica> There is also a popular conception in the United States that Peter Paul Rubens accurately portrayed Renaissance women, so therefore the fact that they have put on weight like there is no practical limitation on clothing sizes ... they tend to show up.
00:04:49 <sbp> you'd have to hope there were an odd number
00:04:56 <sbp> or that they don't cluster efficiently
00:06:44 * jessica has clarified to people she knows that in fact, during the Golden Years of the Renaissance, you were pretty happy not to be dead of plague, and you lost tons of weight every year, if you had any to lose, when the crops failed or the winter stores ran out.
00:07:09 <Arnia> sbp: that would be most unfair
00:07:24 <sbp> even the rich people who could afford sugar and apricocks were pretty slim
00:08:00 <sbp> e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Carr,_Countess_of_Somerset
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00:08:42 <sbp> “In turn, Essex claimed that he was capable with other women, but was unable to consummate his marriage. According to a friend, one morning (while chatting with a group of male companions) he had stood up and lifted his nightshirt to show them his erection -- proving, if nothing else, he was physically capable of arousal.”
00:09:14 <sbp> this was Essex 3 of course
00:09:18 <sbp> Essex Jr. basically
00:09:42 <jessica> Apricock. Huh. Something's on sbp's mind.
00:09:51 <jessica> Essex Lite?
00:09:53 <jessica> Diet Essex?
00:09:58 <jessica> Just 1 calorie, not Essex enough?
00:10:14 <sbp> apricock was the Elizabethan spelling of the word
00:11:03 <sivy> sbp!
00:11:22 <sbp> sivy!
00:12:08 <sivy> i can't decide if i love or hate emacs
00:12:24 <sbp> you'd love it more if you used http://inamidst.com/config/emacs
00:12:58 * Arnia hugs vim tight to himself
00:13:04 <jessica> http://www.healthunit.com/sectionList.aspx?sectionID=378
00:13:11 <jessica> .title
00:13:19 <phenny> Can't connect to http://www.healthunit.com/sectionList.aspx?sectionID=378
00:13:20 <sbp> damn that's funny
00:13:23 <jessica> There is no words for the amount of eye bleach needed if you see that.
00:13:27 <sbp> I was just about to say "THIS HAD BETTER BE ABOUT SEX"
00:13:37 <sbp> but then I thought no. I'm not going to stereotype jessica anymore
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00:13:46 <sbp> not going to happen. I'm going to calmly load her URI
00:14:01 <sbp> SEX SQUAD is like the *perfect* result in that circumstance
00:14:07 <sivy> sbp: I'm liking it a lot (weird for a mac guy) but struggling to get a mode written. "lisp is hard! let's go shopping!"
00:14:22 * sivy is NOT CLICKING
00:14:34 <sbp> wait
00:14:37 <sbp> gah, that hurts my head
00:14:43 <sbp> it says Middlesex-London
00:14:55 <sbp> which is intelligible for London is partly in Middlesex
00:14:59 <sbp> but then this is Canadian
00:15:08 <sbp> which makes it a category error for a while there
00:15:57 <sbp> two things about this
00:16:04 <sbp> (1) the killer sperm. that is great
00:16:18 <sbp> (2) I'd love to know what the initials stand for. the blonde with "V" on her shirt for example
00:17:51 <sbp> "It's up to you to help The Sex Squad stop The Sperminator and save Sex City."
00:18:01 <sbp> this is the best line in the history of online gaming
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00:18:26 <sbp> okay, I've found out what V stands for
00:18:36 <sbp> if you thought VAGINA, you are nearly correct!
00:18:40 <sbp> ever so nearly
00:18:45 <sbp> the correct answer is: Wonder Vag
00:18:56 <sbp> W is Willy the Kid
00:19:11 <sbp> what I thought was QP is actually PP
00:19:14 <sbp> and is Power Pap
00:19:21 <sbp> hahaha
00:19:24 <sbp> and C is...
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00:19:28 <sbp> CAPTAIN CONDOM
00:19:29 <sbp> aww yeah
00:21:07 <sbp> “Captain Condom was a scientist who constantly worked in his lab to create the perfect condom. Due to a freak accident he is now half condom half man. He spends his time handing out free condoms.”
00:21:27 <sbp> okay, so why isn't he called Dr. Condom or Prof. Condom?
00:21:34 <sbp> perhaps he was a Navy scientist? hmm
00:23:34 <jessica> so, sbp?
00:23:45 <jessica> You may have stereotyed me accurately, but it is to your own great amusement, no?
00:28:16 <sbp> well it may just have been a coincidence, I am open minded
00:28:21 <sbp> I do believe that everybody won
00:28:59 <sbp> I actually added the stereotyping in as an afterthought
00:29:06 <sbp> I didn't say it because I didn't think it was funny enough
00:29:18 <sbp> so I was unfortunate to not foresee the hilarity which could have happened
00:29:51 <sbp> I also played the game and got a perfect score, go me
00:30:06 <sbp> which I imagine means that I'm moderately safe to have sex with
00:30:16 <sbp> take note ladies!
00:30:25 <sbp> loggy: uri?
00:30:25 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2010-03-02#T00-30-25
00:30:31 <sbp> can put that URI on my business card
00:31:25 <sbp> Sex CV: "In the guise of Captain Condom, successfully vanquished The Sperminator with perfect score. Don't ask, just kiss."
00:32:05 <sbp> "What do you mean he should be Doctor Condom, perhaps he was in the Navy."
00:36:59 * Arnia imagines the interview
00:47:08 <jessica> "Only sailors wear condoms, baby." "Not in the nineties, Austin!" "Well, they should, dirty buggers, they go port to port."
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02:30:25 <[bjoern]> More topics should be set by sbp!sbp@59.176.232.72.static.reverse.ltdomains.com
02:30:59 <[bjoern]> Also, why did nobody tell me Swhack was offline, I can't keep track of all those buttons all the time!
02:32:57 <sivy> any elisp nerds in here
02:34:50 <[bjoern]> You should talk to sivy.
02:34:56 <[bjoern]> .seen sivy
02:34:56 <phenny> [bjoern]: I last saw sivy at 2010-03-02 02:32:57 UTC on #swhack
02:35:02 <[bjoern]> You are lucky!
02:35:06 <sivy> indeed I am
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06:26:26 <Mike_L> heh
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13:28:40 <sbp> yo
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14:03:44 <sivy> yo
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14:27:23 <Talliesin> yo
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15:58:31 <cre8radix> http://www.pledgebank.com/RE-ZEN
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18:25:04 <jeanniecool> penis, you know.
18:30:02 * jeanniecool feels like the /topic should have a date
18:31:17 <jeanniecool> Like "Swhack: Combining Witchcraft and BDSM since 1692"
18:44:00 <jeffarch> agreed
18:44:17 <jeffarch> or something like "... since 2012"
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18:49:02 <kpreid> naw, 2012 is too obviously significant
18:49:06 <kpreid> more like 2017
18:49:32 *** kpreid changed the topic to: "Swhack: Confusing"
18:49:34 <kpreid> er
18:49:44 *** kpreid changed the topic to: "Swhack: Confusing the laws of physics and passersby since 2017"
18:50:00 <kpreid> ...little too explicit there,
18:50:04 <kpreid> .
18:55:29 <archels> I liked "Swhack: Confusing" much.
19:03:12 <kpreid> Well then
19:03:49 *** kpreid changed the topic to: "Confusing"
19:04:18 <jeanniecool> no no no
19:04:27 *** jeanniecool changed the topic to: "Swhack: Confusing"
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19:05:53 * jeanniecool pats archels onnahead
19:06:07 *** archels changed the topic to: "Swhack: Extraneous Spaces and Confusing"
19:06:57 <archels> What /would/ you do without me?
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19:13:50 <jeanniecool> Properly space after a colon, archels.
19:23:22 <Arnia> I often confuse people with odd stories dreamt up by wannabe mathematicians...
19:23:24 * Arnia ducks
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21:17:59 <BigJibby> where did Monty go ?
21:18:42 <jeanniecool> Vacation.
21:18:47 <jeanniecool> The Poconos.
21:18:59 <BigJibby> .g poconos
21:19:00 <phenny> BigJibby: http://www.800poconos.com/
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21:21:11 <BigJibby> .wik The poconos
21:21:12 <phenny> "Start the The poconos article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_poconos
21:21:32 <BigJibby> I don't wish
21:24:14 <BigJibby> .gc 42
21:24:14 <phenny> 42: 189,000,000
21:24:25 <BigJibby> .gc 100 000
21:24:31 <phenny> 100 000: 47,700,000
21:24:36 <BigJibby> .gc 100,000
21:24:37 <phenny> 100,000: 11,200,000
21:24:45 <BigJibby> .gc 1,000,000
21:24:46 <phenny> 1,000,000: 5,850,000
21:24:46 <jeanniecool> BigJibby, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poconos
21:25:47 <BigJibby> .gc 2,425,000
21:25:47 <phenny> 2,425,000: 5,180
21:27:15 <BigJibby> jeanniecool: ah. never been there before ..
21:27:25 * jeanniecool hasn't either
21:27:48 <BigJibby> I've seen blue mountain commercials though
21:29:17 <BigJibby> .gc 2,200,000
21:29:17 <phenny> 2,200,000: 312,000
21:29:23 * jeanniecool doesn't know blue mountain
21:29:34 <jeanniecool> ...unless it's a natural porn deposit?
21:29:51 <BigJibby> I dunno, never met it myself
21:30:17 <jeanniecool> what is it, then?
21:30:37 <BigJibby> a mountain would be my guess
21:32:40 <BigJibby> actually I haven't heard of blue mountain in the poconos, only http://www.bluemountain.ca/
21:32:53 <jeanniecool> ah, that's what I was looking for.
21:33:58 <BigJibby> .g jeanniecool
21:33:59 <phenny> BigJibby: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeanniecool/
21:37:18 <BigJibby> is that you? those are old photos :/
21:38:24 <BigJibby> ok, I'll continue playing with myself
21:38:30 <BigJibby> .gc 312,000
21:38:33 <phenny> 312,000: 400,000
21:38:46 <BigJibby> .gc 413,000
21:38:47 <phenny> 413,000: 50,700
21:38:51 <BigJibby> .gc 410,000
21:38:52 <phenny> 410,000: 275,000
21:39:00 <BigJibby> .gc 313,000
21:39:01 <phenny> 313,000: 99,800
21:39:44 <BigJibby> .gc 310,000
21:39:45 <phenny> 310,000: 403,000
21:39:58 <BigJibby> .gc 405,000
21:39:59 <phenny> 405,000: 61,900
21:40:20 <BigJibby> phenny: there is no pattern there, wtf?
21:42:00 <BigJibby> .gc 61,900
21:42:01 <phenny> 61,900: 56,700
21:42:20 <BigJibby> .gc 61,100
21:42:21 <phenny> 61,100: 108,000
21:42:25 <BigJibby> .gc 61,200
21:42:26 <phenny> 61,200: 146,000
21:42:29 <BigJibby> .gc 61,300
21:42:30 <phenny> 61,300: 78,400
21:42:34 <BigJibby> .gc 61,400
21:42:35 <phenny> 61,400: 116,000
21:42:42 <BigJibby> .gc 61,500
21:42:42 <phenny> 61,500: 122,000
21:43:16 <BigJibby> .gc 61,700
21:43:16 <phenny> 61,700: 65,400
21:43:35 <BigJibby> .gc 62,700
21:43:35 <phenny> 62,700: 69,600
21:43:55 <BigJibby> .pointer
21:44:09 <BigJibby> loggy: pointer
21:44:09 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2010-03-02#T21-44-09
21:46:33 <jeanniecool> oh, sorry, BigJibby
21:46:36 <jeanniecool> Yes, that's me.
21:46:44 * jeanniecool is way behind
21:47:04 <BigJibby> ok. interesting photos :)
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22:04:28 <sbp> yo
22:04:40 * jeanniecool tickles SeanB
22:04:45 <jeanniecool> BigJibby, thx. :-)
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