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02:48:41 * jeanniecool whispers "penis" and runs
02:49:46 <BigJibby> didn't your mother ever tell you not to run with a penis?
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05:43:02 <jsled> “When I die, I’ll go straight to heaven just for having pushed through this bill,” says David Rotem, chairman of parliament’s law committee and a member of Yisrael Beitenu (meaning “Israel is our home”). “I don’t know where opponents of the bill will go.”
05:43:18 <jsled> — http://www.economist.com/world/middle-east/displaystory.cfm?story_id=15675691&fsrc=rss well, that's healthy politics.
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07:06:00 <jeanniecool> phenny, tell BigJibby Good point. Thanks for the safety tip! :-D
07:06:00 <phenny> jeanniecool: I'll pass that on when BigJibby is around.
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11:00:08 <sbp> —
11:00:09 <sbp> One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone, a survey of children's science knowledge suggests.
11:00:09 <sbp> Others gave credit for the invention to Charles Darwin and Noel Edmonds.
11:00:09 <sbp> One in 20 of the 1,000 pupils polled thought Star Wars character Luke Skywalker or Richard Branson had been the first to set foot on the Moon.
11:00:09 <sbp> Some 60% of nine- and 10-year-olds thought Sir Isaac Newton discovered fire, the survey for science campaign Birmingham Science City found.
11:00:09 <Monty> Can you apply the symptoms
11:00:11 <sbp> Despite these misconceptions, more children want to win a Nobel prize for science than the X Factor
11:00:13 <sbp> —
11:00:19 <sbp> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8565258.stm
11:00:32 <sbp> I love how they're taking child survey responses seriously
11:04:46 <sbp> F1 qualifying
11:04:57 <sbp> lots of teams not exactly ready
11:05:11 <sbp> which is funny. it's not like the start of the season is a secret
11:05:16 <sbp> snuck up on them by surprise
11:06:42 <sbp> the Renault really looks like the old Jordan
11:20:44 <sbp> all the new teams are in the drop zone
11:21:31 <sbp> De La Rosa got a Lotus up out of the drop zone
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11:32:33 <Monty> hi mahound, how ya doing?
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11:46:02 <sbp> the BBC graphics are really annoying this year
11:46:13 <sbp> e.g. they're doing it in sections of eights
11:46:19 <sbp> even though qualifying uses sections of tens
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12:03:01 <sbp> Vettel, Massa, Alonso, Hamilton, Rosberg, Webber, Schumacher, Button, Kubica, Sutil
12:04:52 <cre8radix> heya
12:05:02 <sbp> yo cre8radix
12:05:39 <cre8radix> didya get a chance yet?
12:05:45 <sbp> not yet, sorry
12:05:53 <cre8radix> that's ok
12:06:08 <cre8radix> i'll release the album on 1st may
12:06:34 <cre8radix> so anytime this month (march) would be cool
12:06:52 <sbp> kk
12:10:46 * cre8radix hi5s sbp
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12:11:18 <sbp> ^5
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12:31:44 <[bjoern]> .gc "twitter-ball"
12:31:44 <phenny> "twitter-ball": 231
12:31:55 <[bjoern]> Is it too late to invent that as a game?
12:32:03 <[bjoern]> .gc "RT ball"
12:32:04 <phenny> "RT ball": 440
12:32:42 <[bjoern]> It's like a ball game, but involving tweets.
12:33:14 <[bjoern]> ⁵
12:37:36 <sbp> a ball game involving tweets?
12:37:53 <sbp> have you been reading uncyclopaedia?
12:38:07 <[bjoern]> Well the ball could be part of a tweet, or you use tweets in place of balls.
12:38:07 <Monty> yup
12:38:25 <[bjoern]> Even Monty agrees the concept makes sense as far as Twitterlogic goes.
12:38:25 <Monty> 'night!
12:38:31 <sbp> see ya Monty!
12:38:37 <Monty> javascript xml literals to that PR should really see the _rev updating, is INCREDIBLY fast for two ago and wait until the band
12:39:41 <sbp> oh, like this? | o
12:39:46 <sbp> o |
12:39:49 <sbp> | O
12:39:53 <sbp> o |
12:39:57 <sbp> | o
12:40:19 <[bjoern]> .gc "tweet pong"
12:40:19 <phenny> "tweet pong": 0
12:40:34 <[bjoern]> There we have a brand name for it.
12:40:46 <sbp> woah, no!
12:40:48 <sbp> twong!
12:40:52 <sbp> TWONG™!
12:41:55 <[bjoern]> Well I expect...
12:41:58 <[bjoern]> .gc +twong
12:41:58 <phenny> +twong: 3,600
12:42:04 <[bjoern]> something like that.
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12:46:44 <sbp> yeah, but all of those will be Vietnamese results or Korean or something
12:46:53 <sbp> twong is a brand new English word!
12:47:12 <[bjoern]> We should make up a source and start a wiktionary entry
12:47:24 <sbp> .gc +twong -Vietnamese -Korean -bok -sung -thai -gang -fong -pei
12:47:24 <phenny> +twong -Vietnamese -Korean -bok -sung -thai -gang -fong -pei: 3,260
12:47:40 <sbp> see. if you exclude all Asian words, that might get it down to like zero
12:47:44 <[bjoern]> .gc +twong -twitter
12:47:44 <phenny> +twong -twitter: 3,250
12:47:56 <sbp> .g twitter twong
12:47:56 <phenny> sbp: http://twitter.com/alberttwong
12:48:01 <[bjoern]> .gc +twong -1
12:48:01 <phenny> +twong -1: 718
12:48:16 <sbp> see, numbers are a nuisance to googlecounts
12:49:04 <[bjoern]> http://www.algodoo.com/algobox/upload/image/32721_Twong_Bomb.png
12:49:31 <sbp> that's one of those images that would be much better as an animated GIF
12:50:08 <[bjoern]> I wonder if that's pedobear in the middle
12:50:48 <sbp> —
12:50:48 <sbp> Texas votes to adopt new education standards and curriculum designed to give history instruction a conservative slant. Among other vital corrections to the historical record, the school board: "managed to cut Thomas Jefferson from a list of figures whose writings inspired revolutions in the late 18th century and 19th century, replacing him with St. Thomas Aquinas, John Calvin and William Blackstone. (Jefferson is not well liked among t
12:50:49 <sbp> he conservatives on the board because he coined the term "separation between church and state.")
12:50:50 <sbp> —
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12:51:40 <[bjoern]> Well Thomas Aquinas had discussions with animals.
12:52:27 <sbp> you're thinking of Saint Francis of Assisi
12:52:44 <[bjoern]> Yeah but you didn't mention him, so...
12:53:02 <sbp> I didn't mention Thomas Aquinas either, that was metafilter
12:53:14 <sbp> http://aruiz.synaptia.net/.a/6a00d8341fa10a53ef01310f9003af970c-800wi
12:53:46 <[bjoern]> Oh Jeeves is still around? are they any suck?
12:54:37 <sbp> let's ask jeeves!
12:55:03 <sbp> http://uk.ask.com/web?q=Does+Ask+Jeeves+suck%3F&search=&qsrc=0&o=312&l=dir&siteid=
12:55:41 <sbp> to me it looks like Google + More Annoying Adverts
12:56:11 <[bjoern]> I was formulating similar commentary, except I would not have mentioned Google.
12:56:56 <sbp> well it just amuses me that in 2000 all search engines had their own style
12:57:03 <sbp> now all search engines use Google's style
12:59:03 <[bjoern]> Well around that time you had the choice between "Portals" and Google.
12:59:46 <sbp> nah, there was Altavista and FAST search and... lycos
12:59:49 <sbp> and maybe some others
13:00:07 <sbp> though they all bought one another so fast it was kind of hard to tell which one you were using at any one point
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13:02:42 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/20000207211652/http://www.altavista.com/
13:03:02 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/20000229032559/www.lycos.com/
13:03:53 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/20000301063006/www.fastsearch.com/ is the wrong url I hope
13:04:01 <sbp> don't fecalise my rosy tinted view of internet search history!
13:04:13 <sbp> ...yes
13:04:48 <sbp> http://www.searchengineshowdown.com/features/fast/
13:04:48 <[bjoern]> I like http://web.archive.org/web/20000302115545/www.google.com/
13:05:15 <sbp> exactly the same as it is now, you mean?
13:05:59 <[bjoern]> Ah, temporary error then apparently, in place of the logo I get a huge solid gray box.
13:06:30 <[bjoern]> Also, no reason for you to complain, I did not mention HotBot at all.
13:06:52 <sbp> oh man, HotBot
13:07:32 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/19980208062232/http://www.hotbot.com/ is pretty classy
13:07:59 <[bjoern]> "for more options use SuperSearch"
13:08:31 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/19961022174810/http://www.altavista.com/
13:09:49 <sbp> http://web.archive.org/web/19961022175101/www.altavista.com/contests/index.htm
13:09:52 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/19960511013133/http://www.altavista.digital.com/ 30 million pages!
13:10:15 <sbp> Tony Carlisle of KMSP-TV!
13:10:36 <sbp> .wik Tony Carlisle
13:10:37 <phenny> "Start the Tony Carlisle article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Carlisle
13:10:55 <sbp> and now he's not even on Wikipedia
13:11:00 <[bjoern]> I was gonna say
13:11:07 <[bjoern]> Inclined, almost, to change that
13:11:22 <sbp> yeah! early search engine adopter!
13:11:35 <[bjoern]> "Tony Carlisle was killed Wednesday in an accident on the Trans-Canada Highway near Truro"
13:11:53 <sbp> which Wednesday?
13:12:27 <[bjoern]> mid-december laset year
13:12:49 <sbp> http://www.linkedin.com/in/tonycarlisle
13:12:49 <[bjoern]> Although it is unclear as yet if that's the same
13:13:10 <sbp> —
13:13:11 <sbp> Current
13:13:11 <sbp> Massage Therapist at Ivy Spa Club
13:13:12 <sbp> Independent Nikken Consultant at Nikken North America
13:13:12 <sbp> Past
13:13:12 <sbp> Photographer at Tony Carlisle - Photographer
13:13:12 <sbp> Producer at KMSP-TV
13:13:14 <sbp> OnAir Creative Services Producer at FOX 9
13:13:16 <sbp> —
13:14:41 <[bjoern]> There is plenty of material under that name, excellent candidate for pretend-they-are-one-guy.
13:15:13 <sbp> perhaps that's already going on
13:15:29 <[bjoern]> Perhaps it's really only one guy and he pretends to be many.
13:15:36 <sbp> ooh
13:16:20 <[bjoern]> "Creative Web's Starter Package is an efficient way to get movin' and shakin'. Creative Web will design and maintain your Web site on the Internet" - AltaVista
13:16:33 <sbp> do they stu
13:16:38 <sbp> still exist?
13:17:02 <[bjoern]> Could ask them http://web.archive.org/web/19961023235836/www.altavista.com/creative/moreinfo.htm
13:17:08 <sbp> not sure how a line break happened there
13:17:08 <Monty> sadly
13:17:23 <[bjoern]> Disco stu loves line breaks.
13:17:44 <sbp> goes to http://www.rahul.net/
13:17:52 <sbp> which still looks contemporary with Altavista!
13:18:46 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/19961023235446/www.altavista.com/contests/old2.htm
13:19:25 <[bjoern]> also old3.htm
13:19:34 <[bjoern]> "I had a dry wit, so I thought I'd moisten it a bit!"
13:19:42 <sbp> "No Frankie, cause the only thing chunkier than my skippy is your ass!"?
13:19:43 <Monty> lol.
13:19:50 <sbp> lol indeed
13:20:55 <[bjoern]> "It was only myself, the two women, and of course, the goat." in old1.htm
13:21:11 <sbp> "With HOWDY! you can create interactive multimedia postcards complete with images and sounds that can be e-mailed --or me-mailed as we like to call it -- to your friends, co-workers, grandparents, to anyone you'd like to graphically dazzle. Your postcards can also be conveniently saved to floppy."
13:21:15 <[bjoern]> "I know this looks bad, but I've got a really good lawyer"
13:21:32 <[bjoern]> meme-ail?
13:21:47 <sbp> http://web.archive.org/web/19961023235542/http://www.altavista.com/contests/images/new1.jpg
13:21:56 <sbp> http://web.archive.org/web/19961023235627/http://www.altavista.com/contests/images/new2.jpg
13:22:00 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "my karma ran over my dogma!"
13:22:06 <sbp> http://web.archive.org/web/19961023235604/http://www.altavista.com/contests/images/new3.jpg
13:22:21 <sbp> those were the current competitions
13:26:15 <sbp> it's hard to think of captions for pictures so tiny
13:26:47 <[bjoern]> I wonder how we managed back then
13:27:06 <sbp> judging by these other submissions, it seems we simply didn't
13:27:36 <[bjoern]> Americans didn't, at least.
13:28:00 <sbp> yeah, they
13:28:25 <[bjoern]> http://web.archive.org/web/19981111183552/google.stanford.edu/ http://web.archive.org/web/19990125084553/alpha.google.com/
13:28:48 <sbp> oh I love how alpha. has a beta logo
13:29:02 <sbp> also, I guess we can't criticise their beta trend for being modern at least
13:29:35 <[bjoern]> Google!
13:30:00 <sbp> Why use Google!
13:30:00 <sbp> Press about Google!
13:30:00 <sbp> Help!
13:32:06 <[bjoern]> Making Google! the Default!
13:33:31 <Arnia> alpha beta gamma
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14:03:49 <nslater> ahaha
14:03:49 <nslater> http://web.archive.org/web/19991010223952/www-db.stanford.edu/~sergey/
14:03:58 <nslater> man, his profile pic is SO 1999
14:05:54 <nslater> heh, one of his old software projects is in the archive
14:05:54 <nslater> http://web.archive.org/web/19991011155534/www-db.stanford.edu/~sergey/htmltex/
14:06:59 <nslater> haha, and his brother's geocities website
14:07:00 <nslater> http://web.archive.org/web/19990129053912/www.geocities.com/Colosseum/9535/
14:07:12 <nslater> "Hello, you are about to experience the best basketball page of all time"
14:07:34 <[bjoern]> don't post links like that without eye cancer health warnings.
14:07:44 <[bjoern]> But I like 0000 counter.
14:08:08 <nslater> hmm
14:08:12 <sbp> "ton's of Kobe Bryant pictures"
14:08:18 <nslater> http://web.archive.org/web/19990129053912/www.geocities.com/
14:08:22 <nslater> god, that takes me back
14:08:34 <nslater> my first webpage was on geocities, and i remember trying to understand this community concept
14:08:42 <nslater> in my head, i figured my web page was like a house on a street
14:08:47 <nslater> and like, i would have neighbours and stuff
14:08:48 <sbp> wow, they're going to be bought out by Yahoo!?
14:08:51 <sbp> I advise against it
14:08:55 <nslater> heh
14:09:04 <sbp> I think Yahoo! will just eventually pull the plug on them
14:09:22 <nslater> how are you making this scarily realistic sounding predictions sbp!?!?
14:09:25 <nslater> *these
14:10:20 <nslater> "Places to stop when you're surfing that info superhighway known as GeoCities. "
14:10:26 * nslater pines for a younger web
14:11:38 <nslater> STOP REDIRECTING ME TO YPEEK
14:11:51 <[bjoern]> y
14:12:29 <nslater> ***
14:12:31 <nslater> You are growing stronger
14:12:31 <nslater> In body, spirit and mind.
14:12:31 <nslater> I am getting older
14:12:31 <nslater> Leaving decades behind.
14:12:34 <nslater> You are tough, you mine data,
14:12:36 <nslater> You surf first and think later,
14:12:39 <nslater> And your crawler fast as light
14:12:41 <nslater> Wanders madly in the night.
14:12:44 <nslater> You work hard to squeeze a thesis
14:12:46 <nslater> From the world wide web of feces.
14:12:49 <nslater> You live abroad on the sunny coast
14:12:51 <nslater> To you, my son I propose a toast.
14:12:54 <nslater> In the stately oval office
14:12:56 <nslater> Clinton grimly counts his losses,
14:12:59 <nslater> Plumpy interns taking turns,
14:13:01 <nslater> Many wonderful returns!
14:13:04 <nslater> ***
14:13:06 <nslater> - Sergy Brin
14:13:21 *** nslater changed the topic to: ""You work hard to squeeze a thesis / From the world wide web of feces." - Sergy Brin"
14:13:32 <nslater> - http://web.archive.org/web/20000823105459/www.math.umd.edu/~mib/
14:13:46 <nslater> oh crap, i credited it wrong
14:13:48 <nslater> it's by his dad!
14:13:49 <nslater> heh
14:13:57 *** nslater changed the topic to: ""You work hard to squeeze a thesis / From the world wide web of feces." - Sergy Brin('s Dad)"
14:14:05 <[bjoern]> There is that he / I thing .. right
14:14:18 <nslater> shush you
14:14:33 <nslater> the last few lines are pretty fun too
14:14:46 <nslater> PLUMPY INTERNS TAKING TURNS
14:14:58 <nslater> im not so sure that interns rhymes with turns very nicely
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14:43:06 <Monty> Thank goodness, dmiles_afk is back!
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15:08:41 <[bjoern]> nu
15:10:03 <sbp> |nu|
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15:10:32 <[bjoern]> Eine gewagte These!
15:11:06 <sbp> squeeze a thesis?
15:11:35 <[bjoern]> Thanks, but I'm not thirsty (if that's all you got)
15:11:57 <sbp> I can think of much worse things to squeeze for juices
15:12:18 <[bjoern]> Or google something.
15:12:34 <[bjoern]> But why, that's what we have Monty for.
15:12:40 <Monty> is either going on what tube station to describe Atlanta's rush hour a horizontal list pages?
15:12:52 <sbp> "fett wie ein Bowling-Kugel" nicht alliterieren in deutscher Sprache
15:13:31 <sbp> und fett ist nicht gewagte
15:14:40 <sbp> Ireland are starting to thrash Wales
15:15:11 <[bjoern]> Jeg svarer noget i dansk!
15:15:30 <sbp> somebody is trying to troll #
15:15:35 <sbp> which is funny because nobody else is there
15:15:43 <sbp> hard to troll to nobody
15:15:46 <[bjoern]> thank you
15:16:19 <sbp> ihre Dänische ist wahrscheinlich auch nicht viel besser als mein Deutsch
15:19:13 <[bjoern]> Jeg havde mindst en gang et dansk-kursus i skolen (en uge lang).
15:19:30 <sbp> mein Deutsch ist besser als dein Deutsch, weil Sie auch in Einklang stehen und zu viel Sinn, die beide Eigenschaften sind nicht wünschenswert, eine gute Kommunikation
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15:20:20 <[bjoern]> you always say that
15:20:57 <sbp> bestätigbar in den Extremitäten
15:21:37 <sbp> oder, tät-tät
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16:34:13 <sbp> .leo Sparpaket
16:34:14 <phenny> das Sparpaket = austerity package
16:34:15 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Sparpaket
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19:15:02 <Monty> But what does jet have to do with the price of fish?
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19:53:37 <[bjoern]> rectum
20:08:09 <sbp> no rectum for you young man
20:08:25 <[bjoern]> thx
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22:53:30 <sbp> only in Germany? "German company Vivaeros has developed a cologne for men (and probably some women) that smells like you guess it, vagina! Head of the company Guido Lenssen says they developed the Vulva Original by taking a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal from women of all ages. Seksi! And they're not stopping with just one smelly vagina fragrance." (they're now making a whole RANGE of them)
22:53:51 <sbp> http://cocoperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vulva_perfume_e__oPt.jpg
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23:43:43 <sbp> the main thing that I don't get about the cologne is that surely women aren't going to be attracted to vaginal smells? at least, not the type of women that men will be wanting to pull. in fact, this never makes sense as a cologne, because it's not going to work for gay men either, it'll just attract straight men to them
23:44:13 <sbp> actually, chuckle, how would that even work. "damn, he's a dude but... he smells fucking great! I want to fuck his smell!"
23:46:04 <sbp> the second most confusing thing is the "range of ages" part. "I want to sleep with you, but I don't know. you smell too young, and too old, for me"
23:58:25 * jeanniecool sends SeanB to bed
