00:00:14 * Arnia bassoons sbp
00:00:17 <Evet> Arnia: all the application must have gui on web
00:00:51 <Evet> i must rephrase. application is running both on local computer and remote server
00:00:53 <Arnia> So, by Web you mean web browsers using HTTP?
00:01:15 <Evet> Arnia: a protocol that i havent decide which one is good
00:01:20 <Evet> anyway, its another topic
00:01:56 <Arnia> well... I'm trying to understand the domain constraints
00:02:11 <Evet> im trying to build an API
00:02:17 <Arnia> after all, why keep the 'local computer' bit?
00:02:25 <Arnia> Why not just have 'information provider'
00:02:43 <Arnia> and be utterly agnostic about whether a given provider is on your local machine or elsewhere in the world
00:03:19 <Evet> Arnia: could you rephrase
00:04:16 <Arnia> Well, who cares whether it is local or remote, if the information being processed is sufficiently encapsulated
00:04:23 <Arnia> .g e lang
00:04:24 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.erights.org/
00:04:36 <Arnia> .g caja javascript
00:04:36 <phenny> Arnia: http://code.google.com/p/google-caja/
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00:07:42 <Evet> Arnia: ah okay, yes. i dont want to limit it to web browser
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00:13:53 <Monty> yo libby!
00:21:06 <Arnia> "Incidentally, doesn't Eldritch look like he's about to break into an 80's electro-pop song any minute during those close ups?"
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02:45:32 <MoiraA> oh Evet didn't realise you were female
02:45:40 <MoiraA> makes two of us :)
02:48:17 <Evet> ah :)
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02:57:18 <MoiraA> these guys are very clever
02:57:29 <MoiraA> dunno how I am in the same channel frankly :)
02:57:32 <MoiraA> I just sort of landed
02:58:10 <MoiraA> Evet I know what you mean about OOP
02:58:21 <MoiraA> it becomes less like programming taken too far
02:59:29 <Evet> MoiraA: correct!
02:59:41 <Evet> it makes me feel using visual basic with drags and drops
02:59:51 <MoiraA> I know only - haha just what I was about to say
02:59:59 <MoiraA> vb.NET became more and more OOP
03:00:06 <MoiraA> not a change I liked really
03:00:20 <MoiraA> trying to write pure msil was a challenge though
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03:34:55 <BigJibby> Monty, ping
03:34:56 <Monty> s/s$//
03:35:16 <BigJibby> Monty, failed
03:35:17 <Monty> But your hands .
03:35:30 <BigJibby> nothing in my hands, Monty
03:35:32 <Monty> agreed, though starting zone
03:36:39 <BigJibby> ok Monty. I'll start domain
03:36:47 <Monty> srs, what went into little strands of aluminium that means dying early and installed the recovery failed, because they’re cheerful, self importance
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04:28:34 <BigJibby> Monty?
04:28:38 <Monty> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Metal_umlaut&diff=311326765&oldid=311133476
04:28:48 <BigJibby> thanks Monty
04:28:51 <Monty> http://github.com/rnewson/couchdb-lucene
04:28:59 <BigJibby> thanks Monty
04:29:02 <Monty> perception is there we think in quite soon
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05:00:56 <Monty> But what does jetxor have to do with the price of fish?
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05:12:23 <Monty> yo jetx!
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05:18:24 <Monty> howdy, monkinetic
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10:20:31 <Monty> bah, it's cre8radix again
10:21:17 <cre8radix> phew... 'tis monty!
10:21:20 <Monty> It seems that books is jpg, apparently.
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15:08:05 <Evet> hey MoiraA :)
15:08:24 <MoiraA> hello
15:18:28 <sbp> hey Evet, MoiraA
15:18:34 <MoiraA> hi there
15:20:08 <Evet> hi sbp
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15:43:37 <[bjoern]> nu joined swhack
15:48:42 <sbp> nuded
15:49:33 <[bjoern]> you wish
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15:51:02 <sbp> .title http://www.astrobio.net/exclusive/3427/getting-wise-about-nemesis
15:51:03 <phenny> sbp: Getting WISE About Nemesis
15:51:43 <sbp> http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/03/500x_makingpieta.jpg
15:52:18 <sbp> http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/you-me-venn-diagram-560x731.jpg
15:52:59 <sbp> http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mythical-creatures-venn-diagram-560x435.jpg
15:54:33 <sbp> http://www.yodablog.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Yoda-226.jpg
15:55:53 <sbp> http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2010/03/fresh_code_ensures_that_youll_get_your_veggies_fresh.html
15:57:44 <sbp> .title http://www.jamesallenonf1.com/2010/03/getting-rid-of-aero-in-f1-the-counterargument/
15:57:47 <phenny> sbp: Getting rid of aero in F1 – the counterargument // F1 News // James Allen on F1 - The official website
16:00:50 <[bjoern]> I will look at those later, I am currently busy ignoring you.
16:01:05 <sbp> kk
16:01:28 <sbp> I'm a bit busy being ignored anyway
16:01:58 <[bjoern]> I find that quite challenging some of the time
16:02:41 <sbp> CAN YOU REALLY IGNORE ME WHEN I TALK IN CAPS
16:03:21 <[bjoern]> I'd say Call me Lord Ignorance but you'd do or don't do it, depending on what upsets or confuses me more.
16:03:37 <sbp> maybe even both
16:04:22 <[bjoern]> I would be so unprepared for that
16:04:53 <sbp> like a pullcord doll with the pullcord unextended
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16:10:19 * BigJibby wonders if it's possible to ask a question without a question mark.
16:10:47 <sbp> of course
16:11:06 <BigJibby> you think so
16:11:19 <[bjoern]> I made him say it
16:11:20 <BigJibby> (that was a question)
16:11:35 <[bjoern]> this is a question
16:11:55 <BigJibby> this
16:12:15 <[bjoern]> You could use interrobangs
16:12:49 <BigJibby> my keyboard has that
16:13:13 <BigJibby> .cp interrobang
16:13:13 <phenny> BigJibby: .cp has been replaced by .u
16:13:22 <BigJibby> .u interrobang
16:13:22 <phenny> U+203D INTERROBANG (‽)
16:13:48 <BigJibby> this font can't even render that :(
16:14:02 <[bjoern]> not fond of your font
16:14:32 <BigJibby> who fonted
16:14:49 <[bjoern]> In doubt I'd blame nslater
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16:15:53 <BigJibby> in soviet russia nslater blames you
16:21:13 <[bjoern]> Considering that everything is my fault, I would not blame him.
16:26:34 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8571798.stm
16:26:36 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Playboy accidentally played out on children's TV
16:28:22 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8571591.stm
16:28:24 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - 'Dog wash' machine gets a spin in Japan
16:29:20 <cre8radix> .lastfm Raziel Jamaerah
16:30:01 <cre8radix> .lastfm
16:30:11 <cre8radix> hm
16:31:52 <sbp> it's a .o service
16:35:23 <cre8radix> w00t?
16:35:41 <cre8radix> ah
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17:11:08 <BigJibby> .o lastfm BigJibby
17:11:11 <phenny> Last played Old Love by Eric Clapton from the album Albert Hall Live - http://www.last.fm/music/Eric+Clapton/_/Old+Love
17:12:54 <[bjoern]> .o twitter BigJibby
17:12:55 <phenny> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
17:13:02 <[bjoern]> nice tweet there
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17:15:45 <BigJibby> .o twitter BigJibby
17:15:45 <phenny> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
17:15:55 <BigJibby> .o twitter mattread
17:15:55 <phenny> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
17:21:10 <BigJibby> .o twitter mattread
17:21:12 <phenny> <@MattRead> facebook users be warned http://matt.dropoid.com/t+ (http://twitter.com/MattRead/statuses/9990686221)
17:21:40 <BigJibby> .o bofh
17:21:40 <phenny> The cause of the problem is: monitor resolution too high
17:22:04 * BigJibby blames [bjoern]
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17:35:13 <nsh> .o bofh
17:35:13 <phenny> The cause of the problem is: The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
17:35:23 <nsh> BOFH WOULD NOT SAY THAT
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17:45:28 <BigJibby> [bjoern] did it
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17:54:09 <Monty> But what does tobbez have to do with the price of fish?
17:54:40 * jeanniecool guesses "penis"
17:54:53 <clsn> (usually a good guess)
17:54:54 <archels> Does saying that never get old for you?
17:55:03 <jeanniecool> d00d.
17:55:06 <jeanniecool> It's my JOB.
17:55:49 <nsh> phenny, en fi "frown"?
17:55:49 <phenny> nsh: "rypistävän kulmakarvojani" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
17:55:54 <nsh> no
17:55:56 <sbp> haha
17:56:04 <sbp> I'd frown after having to say that
17:56:42 * jeanniecool tickles SeanB
17:56:49 <sbp> hehe
17:57:04 <jeanniecool> SeanB, plz esplain to archels that it's my job to periodically say penis.
17:57:19 <sbp> I would rather archels suggest an alternative if he feels penis improper
17:57:32 <sbp> very bad form to suggest that text is bad but not suggest a replacement
17:57:56 <archels> That was not my point.
17:58:02 <sbp> then we debatet he motion, and finally it goes to the cttee
17:58:13 <archels> My point was in regard to the repetition.
17:58:19 <jeanniecool> Yeah, I didn't think it was, archels.
17:58:33 <jeanniecool> And I didn't answer it properly.
17:58:41 <sbp> well if we had a different word it would be less repetetive, right?
17:58:50 <jeanniecool> B/c yes, sometimes I do tire of it, but it's my job, so not a lot of choice.
17:59:17 <archels> how about 'hi'
17:59:40 <sbp> jeanniecool: want to give hi a go?
17:59:44 <sbp> might backfire though
17:59:46 <clsn> You could use synonyms. "Penis" has an awful lot of euphemisms in English.
17:59:59 <sbp> I want to hear French penis words
18:00:03 <clsn> Tho it might be more fun if you stayed with more... staid and boring versions.
18:00:23 <jeanniecool> I have read a lot of trashy romance novels.
18:00:37 <jeanniecool> They are chock full o' euphemisms.
18:00:46 <clsn> But certainly you can't go wrong with "phallus". And moving into trashy romance novels will net you plenty of them without even descending into obscenity.
18:00:55 <jeanniecool> It could totally backfire, SeanB.
18:01:18 <sbp> to be honest I am fine with penis
18:01:24 <jeanniecool> People might think I want to, like, engage in conversation or something!
18:01:25 <sbp> I would prefer vagina, of course. we all would
18:01:30 * jeanniecool shudders
18:01:31 <sbp> but we could not get away with that
18:01:42 <sbp> and anyway, nobody complained when I pasted 70,000 decimal places of pi the other day
18:01:53 <archels> (lack of repetition)
18:01:59 <sbp> surely the occasional penis is better than stupid base ten pillockry
18:02:05 <jeanniecool> (shuddering about the possible conversations, I mean)
18:02:10 <sbp> okay well actually several people complained
18:02:14 <sbp> but that's not the point
18:02:18 <archels> most of all Monty
18:02:21 <Monty> He's the length is getting somewhere for it. ;-)
18:02:26 <jeanniecool> Monty can suck my dick.
18:02:28 <Monty> .tr es patata
18:02:29 <sbp> yeah he was left a bit... hehe
18:02:48 <clsn> sbp: I thought complaints about that.
18:03:01 <sbp> good job for not saying them
18:03:10 <sbp> because I would have just told you to suck jeanniecool's dick
18:03:16 <clsn> I thought them REALLY LOUD though.
18:03:23 <sbp> I almost heard
18:03:26 <clsn> Oog, that could have been confusing.
18:03:36 <sbp> see, I think events like those are of great importance
18:03:38 * jeanniecool nods
18:03:43 <sbp> because they become almost mythological
18:03:54 <sbp> "remember the day sbp went mad and pasted nearly 100,000 decimal places of pi?"
18:03:55 <Monty> nuyo
18:03:59 <sbp> peo... NU
18:04:08 <sbp> people all high fiving each other and each other's penises
18:05:14 <jeanniecool> Okay...
18:05:21 <jeanniecool> ...doesn't that hurt the penises?
18:05:31 <sbp> no it's fine
18:05:36 <sbp> a penis can support a brick
18:05:59 <sbp> hilarious amount of Streisand effect happening here
18:06:06 * jeanniecool will try that sometime...
18:06:11 <jeanniecool> Do you just, you know, hurl it?
18:06:13 <sbp> DON'T TALK ABOUT PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS! NO PENIS!
18:06:23 <sbp> hurl the what with the whatnow?
18:07:24 <jeanniecool> The brick.
18:07:28 <jeanniecool> At the penises.
18:07:36 <sbp> you have to balance it
18:07:47 <sbp> at least, I assume
18:07:50 <sbp> good question really
18:07:52 <jeanniecool> The penis?
18:07:59 <sbp> the brick. on the penis
18:08:02 <jeanniecool> Oh.
18:08:05 * jeanniecool nods
18:08:15 <jeanniecool> I'll need pix.
18:08:28 <jeanniecool> You know, in the name of Science.
18:08:34 <sbp> I'm pretty sure I've seen one somewhere
18:08:38 <clsn> NEXT WEEK, ON MYTHBUSTERS....
18:08:39 <sbp> .img brick on a penis
18:08:39 <phenny> sbp: http://www.radiognome.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/fallik_birinci.jpg
18:08:40 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=brick%20on%20a%20penis
18:09:05 * jeanniecool warily but fascinatedly clicks
18:09:53 <sbp> we'll have to tummy-kiss our way out
18:10:06 <jeanniecool> ...??
18:10:11 <clsn> omgs at a pic showing a *knotted* penis...
18:11:28 <clsn> Only copying the link location since I fear to actually click through... http://www.myspace.com/obeyguevara
18:14:05 <[bjoern]> the click only wants to play
18:14:46 <sbp> People Expect Neologisms In Schlongs
18:15:42 * jeanniecool finds GIR best for those sorts of searches
18:15:49 <sbp> okay, why does the UK Apple iPhone ad have an NPR app on it?
18:15:56 <sbp> are they completely stupid, or just careless?
18:16:13 <sbp> I miss the cupcake
18:16:22 <jeanniecool> National Public Radio...?
18:16:30 * jeanniecool will be your cupcake any time, SeanB
18:17:08 <sbp> what about the cherry on top?
18:17:20 * clsn says something about licking jeanniecool's frosting off and peeling back her paper.
18:17:21 <jeanniecool> Ahem.
18:17:23 <jeanniecool> Yes, well.
18:17:44 <clsn> Cupcakes do make good snack foods for romantic movies, being the only foods we undress before eating.
18:17:46 * jeanniecool is glad clsn went there and didn't pursue the "cherry" line of questioning
18:17:53 <jeanniecool> bananas, clsn.
18:17:55 <clsn> Heh.
18:18:01 <clsn> OK, one of the few.
18:18:04 <sbp> hmm
18:18:08 <clsn> (and I hate bananas)
18:18:12 <sbp> we had a brand of toilet tissue called Charmin
18:18:21 <sbp> they've just renamed as Cushelle
18:18:29 <clsn> There is definitely an illicit naughty feeling of undressing a cupcake...
18:18:31 <jeanniecool> They're penis-like.
18:18:37 <clsn> We still have Charmin toilet tissue I think.
18:18:38 <jeanniecool> The bananas, not the cupcakes.
18:18:42 <clsn> jeanniecool: even I had noticed that, yes,
18:18:43 <nsh> phenny, en fi "challenge"?
18:18:43 <phenny> nsh: "haaste" (en to fi, translate.google.com)
18:18:49 <sbp> I do kind of want to wipe my arse with Cushelle
18:18:51 <jeanniecool> Don't squeeze it.
18:18:57 <clsn> Indeed.
18:18:58 * jeanniecool is a Northern girl
18:19:28 <sbp> well east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear
18:19:39 <sbp> and the southern girls with the way they kiss, they knock me out when I'm down there!
18:19:41 <jeanniecool> Okay, when they say, "NSFW=on" they really really really really mean it, so consider yourselves forewarned: http://dearcomputer.nl/gir/?q=brick+on+a+penis&s=4&imgtype=any&nsfw=on
18:19:49 <sbp> the mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
18:19:51 * jeanniecool giggles at SeanB
18:20:01 <sbp> and the northern girls with the way they kiss... no wait, that was southern girls. shit
18:20:02 <Monty> potty mouth!
18:20:14 <clsn> There's a sort of party often hosted in Jewish communities upon the birth of a baby boy at the family's house, and it is traditional to serve chickpeas there, due to their... suggestive shape.
18:20:14 <sbp> anyway, the northern girls have some method of keeping their boyfriends warm at night!
18:20:21 <jeanniecool> We keep our boyf
18:20:21 <jeanniecool> Right.
18:20:40 <clsn> A friend of my father's had a baby girl, and held the corresponding girl-baby-party. He served cheerios.
18:21:28 <sbp> I think that song is just greedy
18:21:31 <clsn> (northern girls, with the places they... I mean, with the WAY they kiss...)
18:21:41 <sbp> you only need one of them
18:21:47 <clsn> (aw, c'mon! Cheerios! That's funny!)
18:21:48 <sbp> okay, so what did the southern girls do?
18:21:59 <clsn> Way they talk, knock me out when I'm down there.
18:22:05 <sbp> talk, that's the one
18:22:19 <sbp> see, call me odd, but I think I would prefer the kissing and keeping warm to the talking
18:22:33 <clsn> Hey, you work with what you have.
18:22:34 <sbp> also "making you feel alright" sounds a bit lackadaisical
18:22:46 <sbp> and being hip is also a bit lame
18:22:55 * jeanniecool is from the upper midwest, so she's got you covered, SeanB
18:22:55 <sbp> so I guess northern girls do come across the best
18:22:56 <clsn> "make you feel OMG FUCKING AWESOMMMME!!!" would be better?
18:23:12 <sbp> wow, you're in an intersection between the various categories?
18:23:16 <sbp> yeah
18:23:27 <sbp> I mean it's not so good with respect to metre and lyricism
18:23:47 <sbp> but as a quality to look for in a girl you wish could be Californian, pretty good
18:26:29 <BigJibby> sbp: you're old
18:26:29 <Monty> no, checkout
18:26:40 <sbp> what
18:26:47 <BigJibby> fine, I'll leave, Monty
18:26:49 <Monty> then we'll Plan™
18:27:19 <BigJibby> "[14:21:58] <sbp> see, call me odd,..."
18:27:28 <sbp> heh
18:27:36 <sbp> THAT WAS NO TPYO
18:28:14 <jeanniecool> THAT WAS YOUR WIFE?
18:28:54 <sbp> object "wife" cannot be acquired, please try another memory address
18:29:42 <BigJibby> YOUR HUSBAND?
18:29:53 <sbp> I wonder what the geekiest excuse for not having a wife is
18:30:07 <jeanniecool> But that's not the joke, BigJibby.
18:30:19 <sbp> "wives are not usb 2 compatible"
18:30:49 <jeanniecool> "their upload speeds are too slow"?
18:31:00 <sbp> heh
18:31:13 <sbp> a good woman is no substitute for a phat pipe
18:31:29 <sbp> "I had a wife once. then she puked in my coffee. now I do not have a wife"
18:31:35 <jeanniecool> Ew.
18:31:36 <sbp> not very geeky, but it came to mind for some reason
18:32:29 <sbp> Emilie de Ravin looks a little crazy
18:32:52 * jeanniecool doesn't know who that is
18:33:05 <sbp> I didn't either until about 30 seconds ago
18:33:10 <BigJibby> "s/^(no)/yes Fatal error"
18:33:14 <sbp> she just popped up on my telly saying things
18:33:52 <jeanniecool> Freaky.
18:34:06 <jeanniecool> I was just thinking about what a dumb spelling of Emily that is, and elsewhere,
18:34:18 <jeanniecool> [11:32] <fedoragirl> and how Emilie Autumn makes me jizz in my pants
18:34:44 <sbp> now that I turned the sound up, she sounds even crazier
18:35:03 <sbp> makes *fedoragirl* jizz in her pants?!
18:35:15 <sbp> damn she must be Epic Level Ten hot
18:35:16 <jeanniecool> Yeah, he's a boy.
18:35:27 <jeanniecool> Nick is in honor of his crush.
18:35:35 <sbp> I suppose, actually, the "fedora" bit does outweigh the "girl" bit
18:36:02 <sbp> http://www.bryanreesman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg
18:36:07 <sbp> also he's quite. quite. mad
18:36:20 <BigJibby> when is fedora 13 coming out?
18:36:25 <sbp> what
18:36:50 <BigJibby> stop that
18:37:03 <sbp> Harry Hill won Best Entertainment for TV Burp?!
18:37:24 <sbp> .wik Miranda Hart
18:37:24 <phenny> "Miranda Hart (born 14 December 1972, Torquay) is an English actress, writer and stand-up comedienne." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_Hart
18:37:47 <sbp> this must have been the most ridiculous awards show ever
18:38:09 <jeanniecool> I've still not seen a brick balanced on a penis. Or vice versa.
18:38:21 <sbp> .img brick balanced on a penis
18:38:21 <phenny> sbp: http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/23-End/brick.jpg
18:38:22 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=brick%20balanced%20on%20a%20penis
18:38:50 <sbp> I'm pretty sure it was in a science book we had at school
18:39:40 <sbp> wonder what the caption was
18:39:52 <sbp> "The mighty penis is a muscle of great strength."
18:40:06 <sbp> then again, the vagina is quite grippy
18:40:16 <sbp> harder to demonstrate though
18:40:49 <BigJibby> what kinda science class was this?
18:41:00 <sbp> a good one apparently
18:41:10 <sbp> you could demonstrate crushing a small balsa wood ship perhaps
18:41:24 <sbp> not quite as impressive as holding up a brick though
18:41:28 <sbp> oh!
18:41:35 <sbp> brick dangling from a tampon
18:41:40 <sbp> that would work!
18:41:47 <sbp> you could then make it a kind of battle
18:41:51 <sbp> add weight to each, see which is mightier!
18:42:17 <clsn> Heard about an obscenity case once (involving some porn or another) wherein one of the defense's arguments was that the material was educational, in demonstrating the elasticity of the vagina.
18:42:27 <sbp> chuckle
18:42:35 <BigJibby> "the pen is mightier" ....
18:42:43 <sbp> I'm in awe of the os
18:42:55 <sbp> that little dude is capable of some scary stuff
18:43:41 <jeanniecool> "os"?
18:43:46 <sbp> "FACEBOOK HITS SURGE" — BBC News
18:43:55 <sbp> yeah, the pinprick sized hole in the cervix
18:44:08 <sbp> which expands to the circumference of a newborn baby in childbirth
18:44:20 <sbp> I hope surge hits back
18:44:43 <sbp> rhymes with "gross"
18:44:49 <BigJibby> this is not soviet russia
18:45:53 <jeanniecool> In soviet russia, the bricks balance you?
18:46:16 <jeanniecool> But what/who is it, SeanB?
18:46:42 <sbp> who is what?
18:46:47 <sbp> Wikipedia has a way with words:
18:46:50 <sbp> "Through this aperture, the cervical cavity communicates with that of the vagina."
18:48:26 <jeanniecool> Via Telex?
18:49:52 <sbp> or something quite like it
18:50:21 <BigJibby> ftp
18:50:39 <sbp> no, the vagina is For The Penis
18:50:46 <sbp> the cervix most definitely is not
18:52:48 <jeanniecool> No, it's *really* not.
18:53:33 <BigJibby> is really more than most definitely?
18:53:55 <sbp> it's qualitatively different, not quantitatively
18:54:15 <jeanniecool> 'bout the same, BigJibby.
18:54:26 <BigJibby> there is no quality without quantity
18:54:34 <sbp> wrong way around
18:56:55 <BigJibby> that's what she said
18:58:10 <sbp> the Crusaders play the Catalan Dragons
18:58:13 <sbp> guess the sport
18:59:03 <BigJibby> scrabble?
18:59:07 <jeanniecool> Darts.
18:59:21 <sbp> I approve of these suggestions
19:03:05 <jeanniecool> Thank gawd.
19:04:56 <sbp> what is the best key?
19:05:06 <jeanniecool> F#
19:05:20 <sbp> interesting choice
19:09:07 <jeanniecool> So what IS the sport, SeanB?
19:09:15 <sbp> rugby union I think
19:11:02 <sbp> haha. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/03/500x_picture.jpg
19:13:02 <sbp> http://iyerdeepak.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/groomswanted.png?w=500&h=328
19:16:11 <sbp> "Pretty, cultured F, 23, seeks unattached M, 40+, with a twinkle in his eye."
19:16:27 <sbp> I'm sure any M 40+ would have a twinkle in his eye at a pretty, cultured F 23...
19:16:59 <sbp> haha. there's a really bad ad without a box number
19:17:47 <sbp> I love the ones that interact with one another
19:18:09 <sbp> "Reply to this advert and get ready to be catapulted into a never-ending spasm of relaxation. Gavin, 39. Dudley." followed by the superb "Well, well, well. It looks like the advertiser above is peddling his contraband love flakes yet again. Not so me. Paroemiographer, tegestologist, choral enthusiast and paramour (M, 38)."
19:18:40 * jeanniecool is gonna need some of those terms defined, SeanB
19:18:44 <jeanniecool> And no links.
19:18:56 <jeanniecool> Slow laptop is slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow today.
19:19:51 <sbp> haha. after a long list of requirements, "NO FEE is reqd"
19:20:09 <sbp> no way, I don't want you going off after that one
19:20:13 <sbp> we'll have no Swhack penis
19:20:44 <jeanniecool> ...
19:20:52 <sbp> wow, one has a whole poem
19:20:52 * jeanniecool is no longer 23....
19:21:18 <sbp> oh you!
19:21:38 <jeanniecool> Plz define Paroemiographer and tegestologist, kthx.
19:21:48 <jeanniecool> old jeanniecool is ooooooooooooooooooooooooold :-P
19:21:59 <sbp> .w paroemiographer
19:22:00 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for paroemiographer.
19:22:06 <sbp> .oed paroemiographer
19:22:07 <phenny> paroemiographer (no ety.)...)
19:22:11 <sbp> no such word
19:22:13 <sbp> .w tegestologist
19:22:13 <phenny> tegestologist — noun: 1. someone who collects beer mats or coasters
19:22:47 <sbp> paroemiographer = proverb writer according to the untrustworthy Google
19:22:53 <jeanniecool> Ah.
19:22:56 <sbp> HEY GOOGLE, I'VE GOT A PROVERB FOR YOU
19:22:58 <jeanniecool> thx, darling.
19:23:09 <sbp> yw
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19:27:24 <jeanniecool> Wang left before I could penis.
19:27:31 <sbp> he prone
19:27:36 <sbp> *he's
19:27:52 <sbp> I accidentally dicked up my own joke
19:28:01 <jeanniecool> ...so it sticks straight up?
19:28:01 <jeanniecool> lol
19:31:38 <BigJibby> what stick stright up?
19:32:12 <BigJibby> .gs * sticks straight up
19:32:13 <phenny> * sticks straight up: hair (20), it (9), tail fur (4), ear (4), tail (3), what he has (2)
19:32:27 <sbp> jeanniecool: your flickr stream: damn, that was some party
19:33:01 <sbp> what did you go as?
19:33:07 <jeanniecool> Which one, SeanB?
19:33:11 <jeanniecool> Oh, hallowe'en?
19:33:18 <jeanniecool> Raggedy Ann, most recently.
19:33:44 <sbp> 2007. and nevermind, looks like airline pilot
19:34:24 <jeanniecool> ...No.
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19:37:14 <BigJibby> you went as Raggedy Ann the airline pilot?
19:38:50 <nsh> damn
19:38:50 <jeanniecool> ...also no.
19:38:58 <nsh> i might download and play starcraft
19:39:07 <nsh> would that work on some kind of free dos?
19:39:12 <nsh> oh, i could just pirate dos
19:39:23 <nsh> wait, it was probably windows 95
19:39:35 <sbp> .wik Raggedy Ann
19:39:35 <phenny> "Raggedy Ann is a fictional character created by American writer Johnny Gruelle (1880–1938) in a series of books he wrote and illustrated for young children." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann
19:40:00 <BigJibby> nsh: isn't that on nintendo?
19:40:10 <nsh> i mean the 1998 windows game
19:40:17 <sbp> innunintendo
19:40:26 <nsh> oh, there is a n64 veersion
19:40:43 <nsh> System requirements 90 MHz processor
19:40:43 <nsh> 16 MB RAM
19:40:43 <nsh> 640x480 8-bit display
19:40:48 <nsh> fuck yeah
19:41:00 <sbp> my watch probably has more than that
19:41:02 <nsh> i might actually only play games 10 or more years old now
19:42:16 <BigJibby> sbp: your watch is analogue
19:42:53 <BigJibby> nsh: willow is good
19:42:58 <sbp> the watch I use most regularly is digital
19:43:10 <sbp> your face is analogue
19:43:39 <nsh> what's in between?
19:43:56 <sbp> penis!
19:44:03 <nsh> ++
19:44:17 <BigJibby> your watch doesn't matter. the point is there is no watch.
19:44:33 * jeanniecool grins at SeanB
19:44:46 <sbp> hells yeah
19:44:51 <sbp> dudes, we need a new topic to toke on
19:44:54 <sbp> suggest topics please!
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19:45:31 <sbp> treat it like some kind of flabbergasting Latin motto competition without Latin and with lots of cute broads and... not broadettes. the male version of broads. stupid language
19:45:43 <sbp> actually I was thinking about this the other day
19:45:56 <nsh> hey
19:45:56 <sbp> like when people say that actresses should be referred to as actors
19:46:00 <nsh> TI calculators still use a z80
19:46:02 <sbp> so that we can be all equal
19:46:06 <nsh> at 15Mhz
19:46:17 <sbp> but how exactly is using the male suffix for women making them equal?
19:46:20 <nsh> i gotta go deliver linda sausages and magic pens
19:46:26 <sbp> if anything, it shows that the male suffix has become overly dominant
19:46:31 <nsh> i will return to transgender suffices later
19:46:31 <jeanniecool> ...
19:46:34 <sbp> we should call all people who act actresses
19:46:39 <sbp> if we want some equality
19:46:40 * jeanniecool wants to hear more from nsh
19:46:47 <sbp> or, you know, we could just stick with the perfectly working current system
19:46:47 <jeanniecool> "sausages and magic pens"?
19:46:55 <sbp> linda sausages
19:47:18 <sbp> they're like crunch patties
19:47:23 <sbp> but made out of cute animals!
19:47:26 <jeanniecool> I would think that was a euphemism for "magic penis", but he's already got sausages there....
19:47:27 <BigJibby> wouldn't acter be for a man? not actor?
19:48:10 <clsn> magic penis is a different meme we have on #jbopre.
19:48:33 <sbp> magic, magic p
19:48:49 <jeanniecool> SeanB, I had a funny elsewhere today.
19:48:53 <sbp> oh?
19:48:57 <sbp> describe funny
19:49:01 <sbp> let me imbibe of your funny
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19:49:08 <jeanniecool> Someone huggled someone else, and they responded with "/me eeps and struggles"
19:49:19 <sbp> oh dear, hugrape?
19:49:33 <jeanniecool> I said, "Huggles & Struggles? Sounds like a BDSM party for the 10 & under set."
19:49:54 <sbp> I'd laugh, but I don't know if society would accept it
19:50:36 <BigJibby> are you claiming that society has already accepted you?
19:50:36 <Monty> "Miranda Hart
19:50:40 <sbp> "
19:50:42 <jeanniecool> 'sokay. I know you're laughing uproariously on the inside.
19:50:56 <sbp> you can see it in my i's?
19:51:11 <jeanniecool> :-D
19:52:08 <BigJibby> .gs sean b. *
19:52:10 <phenny> sean b. *: palmer (8), carroll (7), pasternak (6), cash (5), rourke (4), hasn (4)
19:52:35 <BigJibby> .g sean b. palmer
19:52:36 <phenny> BigJibby: http://inamidst.com/sbp/
19:52:52 <BigJibby> oh, i see
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20:05:57 <BigJibby> sbp: No module named inventory
20:06:37 <sbp> yeah, something is fucked up with apache
20:06:41 <sbp> I moved from one apache to another
20:06:47 <sbp> and now stuff is broken
20:06:52 <sbp> can't be arsed to fix it, but thanks
20:06:59 <BigJibby> fun
20:07:07 <sbp> yeah. probably a really silly small bug
20:07:13 <sbp> but isolating it would probably take ages
20:27:04 <[bjoern]> Don't go ballistic on my ass.
20:27:12 <jeanniecool> TWSS!
20:28:02 <[bjoern]> You sure?
20:28:09 <jeanniecool> Yep.
20:28:15 <[bjoern]> Interesting.
20:28:19 <jeanniecool> Not me, mind you.
20:28:20 <jeanniecool> She.
20:28:36 <[bjoern]> I should take note of that, if I cared.
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22:01:33 <sbp> yo
22:01:41 <[bjoern]> nu
22:01:49 <sbp> meyo?
22:05:08 <[bjoern]> Go play with a Wollknäuel
22:07:21 * jeanniecool eats soup and watches "Time Bandits"
22:07:29 <sbp> .leo Wollknäuel
22:07:30 <phenny> das Wollknäuel = ball of wool
22:07:31 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Wollkn%C3%A4uel
22:07:41 <sbp> I reserve my ball of wool for special occasions
22:07:54 <[bjoern]> So does Garfield.
22:07:54 <sbp> .wik Time Bandits
22:07:54 <phenny> "Time Bandits is a 1981 fantasy film, produced and directed by Terry Gilliam." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Bandits
22:08:02 <sbp> hmm, that's a good point
22:08:32 <[bjoern]> I wonder about the relationhip between Knäuel and Knautsch, as in
22:08:36 <[bjoern]> .leo Knautschzone
22:08:37 <phenny> die Knautschzone = collapsible zone (autom.), crumple zone (autom.), crush zone (autom.), deformable zone (autom.)
22:08:38 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Knautschzone
22:08:52 <[bjoern]> Pity there is no proper ety dict online
22:11:03 <sbp> oh, I thought there was?
22:11:11 <sbp> hmm. or maybe that was just a superdictionary
22:11:22 <sbp> then again, a superdictionary ought to have at least passable etymologies
22:11:37 <sbp> I thought you showed me some super German dictionary
22:12:21 <[bjoern]> I probably showed you Grimm's, not sure about any other
22:12:37 <[bjoern]> .wik Deutsches Wörterbuch
22:12:37 <phenny> "The Deutsches Wörterbuch (DWB, 'German Dictionary') is one of the most important dictionaries of the German language." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_Wörterbuch
22:12:47 <[bjoern]> I like the external links there
22:13:18 <sbp> oh yeah. well, that's not bad is it?
22:13:27 <[bjoern]> It's bad.
22:13:45 <[bjoern]> especially the ui in the linked versious is hideous at best.
22:14:21 <[bjoern]> http://www.zeno.org/ has several out of copyright encyclopses.
22:14:27 <[bjoern]> but no proper dict either
22:15:32 <sbp> well that took 150 years to make
22:15:37 <sbp> you want a better one?
22:15:45 <sbp> I guess you could harness the power of the cloud
22:15:50 <sbp> how is de.wiktionary coming along?
22:16:05 <[bjoern]> I am not sure how to properly express my laughter.
22:16:19 <[[sroracle]]> With elephants in tiny hats.
22:16:25 <[bjoern]> Wiktionary has been total crap for me every single time I went there.
22:16:32 <[bjoern]> German or otherwise.
22:17:04 <[bjoern]> Doesn't even have an entry for Knäuel to begin with
22:17:23 <[bjoern]> neither for Knautschzone
22:21:13 <sbp> you should start one. and add the etymology
22:21:37 <[bjoern]> Oh yeah sure, and wrestle with the Löschnazis who'd come after me.
22:21:59 <sbp> I just edit articles then leave them to the wolves
22:22:11 <sbp> caring is the first step to wiki disaster
22:23:05 <[bjoern]> In de.wp you can't even edit articles anymore, you either need to apply for special rights, or have your edits reviewed and approved by established users.
22:23:17 <sbp> wow, really?
22:23:25 <sbp> why did they do that?
22:23:35 <sbp> surely de.wp can't be *harder* to manage than en.wp?
22:23:50 <[bjoern]> en.wp will also introduce that, but somewhat differently from de.wp ~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Flagged_revisions
22:24:17 <[bjoern]> Well, one reason is the vote they had on it. There were three options:
22:24:42 <sbp> Flagged_revisions: ugh!
22:24:51 <[bjoern]> I don't want this at all, I want some of it, I want all of it. You could choose as many options as you liked.
22:25:07 <sbp> generally I've thought that en.wp works in *spite* of the Löschnazi idiocy
22:25:07 <[bjoern]> The counting method had been changed to that in the last minute
22:25:12 <sbp> I hope this doesn't change that
22:26:10 <[bjoern]> It's working great in de.wp too, the "lag" in reviewing edits is usually below two weeks
22:26:32 <sbp> oh well that's not too bad. it's only *monumentally* slow
22:26:39 <sbp> which is not slower than it can possibly be
22:26:50 <sbp> which is the worst case scenario
22:27:12 <sbp> not a bad strategy for web 2.0 in general actually
22:27:34 <sbp> redefine worst case scenario to mean "that which is worse than the worst case scenario", then you can say that it's not quite as bad as the worst case scenario
22:27:35 <[bjoern]> You have to keep in mind that de.wp also doesn't have an article on Spock or Darth Vader
22:27:40 <sbp> hehe
22:27:46 <[bjoern]> They are not quite sufficiently relevant, I take it
22:27:48 <sbp> but it does have one on Buddy Boy Hawkins!
22:27:56 <sbp> {{fact}}
22:28:10 <[bjoern]> That template has been banned from de.wp
22:28:14 <sbp> haha
22:28:36 <sbp> why?
22:29:21 <[bjoern]> The admin who deleted it last thought people should just delete stuff without citations, or use a generic huge "citations needed" box on top of the page
22:29:46 <[bjoern]> That's been like in 2006
22:29:46 <Monty> damn
22:30:07 <sbp> oh, I think I might be able to take a guess at who this admin could be
22:30:22 <[bjoern]> he's hasn't been active for quite a while
22:30:27 <sbp> ah
22:30:28 <[bjoern]> and no, not him
22:30:31 <sbp> Monty: DAYUMN
22:30:33 <Monty> yeah, it's been the id like in 2006
22:30:38 <sbp> yeah
22:31:54 <[bjoern]> (almost all the other template boxes also have been banned from de.wp)
22:32:15 <sbp> well, see, templates are original research
22:32:22 <sbp> so, they must be eradicated
22:32:53 <[bjoern]> the stub template has also been Verboten
22:33:18 <[bjoern]> Reason there was "well it means the article is short, everybody can see that"
22:33:42 <[bjoern]> (that's not at all what the template means on en.wp but that's the usual reason)
22:36:48 <[bjoern]> (stubs usually aren't allowed anyway, short articles, especially without proper literature references, are speedily deleted)
22:37:27 <[bjoern]> (where speedy deletion means, half of the articles (including spam, keyboard tests, and such) disappear within a minute)
22:37:37 <[bjoern]> (two thirds within two minutes)
22:38:03 <nsh> oh man
22:38:19 <nsh> have the wikipedias got to the stage where they're weary of immigrant articles?
22:42:30 <[bjoern]> I am amazed that de.wp ever got anywhere, considering how completely unlike wikipedia it is
22:43:56 <[bjoern]> In the past 5 1/2 years, 65 000 articles had been nominated for (often very speedy) deletion and have been kept, guess how many have been deleted.
22:44:06 <[bjoern]> (I don't know, they have been deleted...)
22:45:22 <[bjoern]> http://de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Erdbeben_in_Haiti_2010&diff=69259698&oldid=69259510 is the request to speedily delete the article on the earthquake in haiti, reason given is "Wikipedia is no newsticker"
22:45:53 <[bjoern]> (generally, articles on future events, like films that premiere later that month, are verboten)
22:46:10 <[bjoern]> (to the point where the löschnazis block their creation)
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22:51:16 <[bjoern]> For our 1 000 000th article the request for deletion came after 9 minutes.
22:51:34 <[bjoern]> .wik Ernie Wasson
22:51:34 <phenny> "Ernie George Wasson (born 10 January 1950 in Berkeley, California, United States) is an American gardener, horticulturist and author." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Wasson
22:51:41 <[bjoern]> (that was the one)
22:51:43 <sbp> poor Ernie
22:55:35 <[bjoern]> What's good though is the friendly environment in de.wp, that's because we simplified "Wikipedians should interact in a respectful and civil manner" to "No personal attacks" ...
22:55:45 <[bjoern]> (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Five_pillars)
22:56:32 <[bjoern]> (as you can see on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Civility -- no german language version of that)
22:56:52 <sbp> no personal attacks: reminds me of the NI assembly news
22:58:28 <sbp> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8569261.stm
22:58:31 <sbp> has a video
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22:59:02 <[bjoern]> Nobody should withdraw their remarks
22:59:23 <sbp> least of all Iris Robinson's standin!!
22:59:26 <[bjoern]> She reminds me of Charlie Jade somehow
22:59:30 <[bjoern]> .wik Charlie Jade
22:59:30 <phenny> "Charlie Jade is a science fiction television program filmed mainly in Cape Town, South Africa." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Jade
23:00:36 <[bjoern]> "Is it in order that she misleads us?" good question there
23:01:28 <sbp> there was other good stuff that day
23:01:40 <sbp> for example the gallery, the public audience, starting interrupting at one point
23:01:45 <sbp> and they were going to get ejected too
23:01:55 <sbp> but one of the most prominent members stood up for them
23:02:02 <[bjoern]> It's all a tad too british for me though
23:02:14 <sbp> er... well...
23:02:18 <sbp> kinda of half British...
23:02:25 <sbp> that's the main substance of the dispute...
23:02:50 <sbp> Unionists and Republicans beating the shit out of each other for centuries
23:03:16 <[bjoern]> You could make a United Republic.
23:03:19 <sbp> the current situation is probably the best it's been in living memory though
23:03:30 <sbp> well we were unified once...
23:03:54 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Great_Britain_and_Ireland
23:03:57 <[bjoern]> Republicated Union of Scotland ... Can we turn this into Russia somehow?
23:04:01 <sbp> 1801-1922
23:04:14 <sbp> it would be hard to turn Scotland into Russia
23:04:56 <sbp> they're more into whisky than vodka
23:05:10 <[bjoern]> Replace kilts with matryoshka dolls?
23:05:45 <sbp> again, they're quite fond of their sporrans
23:06:19 <[bjoern]> .wik Gartenzwerg
23:06:19 <phenny> "This page has been deleted." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gartenzwerg
23:06:25 <sbp> hehe
23:06:45 <[bjoern]> " content was: ' a term of endearment describing a female living a Bohemian lifestyle"
23:06:54 <sbp> nice
23:07:14 <[bjoern]> .leo Gartenzwerg
23:07:16 <phenny> der Gartenzwerg = garden gnome, lawn gnome
23:07:17 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Gartenzwerg
23:07:22 <sbp> lols
23:08:03 <[bjoern]> The article for Merkel was also nominated for speedy deletion. Reason given was, she's not pretty
23:08:16 <sbp> on en.wp, or de.wp?
23:08:25 <[bjoern]> de.wp
23:08:43 <sbp> i guess they hadn't seen the Merkel dolls yet
23:08:48 <[bjoern]> Don't monitor en.wp deletions, they have too few Löschnazis there
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