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23:03:36 <lindbohm.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: Where do you want to be bitten?
23:03:36 <lindbohm.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: loggy patbam kpreid MacTed archels jetscreamer eel ephemerian MoiraA jeanniecool jeffarch sivy_afk [bjoern] hannes__ tav nogagplz lmorchard dmiles_afk p6eval tro Arnia CS_ sanh__ deltab ti`ocpi CIA-65 l7 Xanthor[aw] jessica clsn xxv maxkelley yano nslater jsled BigJibby sbp treed davisp [sbp] _ulises nsh Monty realist lisppaste2 tobbez Jibbler edsu MaienM Tene scottrageous phenny
23:03:37 <Arnia> dirty yet pure
23:04:08 <patbam> sbp: what do you do when you get frustrated with code
23:07:59 <jeanniecool> Just like me, Arnia!!
23:09:02 <sbp> patbam: I'd like to say "I go and look at some FORTRAN", heh
23:09:15 <patbam> heh
23:09:31 <patbam> http://www.fileslip.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/variant_renderings.png
23:09:34 <sbp> I guess I try to realise that frustration will ultimately equal improvement
23:09:43 <sbp> though at the time it usually just equals FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
23:09:48 <patbam> four browsers, three renderings, wahoo
23:10:07 <sbp> ew
23:10:12 <sbp> bet they never even fixed the supercombiner
23:13:16 <Arnia> http://idzr.org/404
23:15:04 <sbp> huh, pretty
23:15:08 <sbp> I wrote some SVG code like that once
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23:17:36 * patbam bought an americano.
23:19:11 <Arnia> I'm using CSS Animations, Transitions and Transforms a fair amount atm
23:19:27 <sbp> is that like a volcano which shoots out eagles and stars and conservativism?
23:19:30 <Arnia> patbam: is that like a little American?
23:19:40 <Arnia> sbp's is funnier...
23:19:54 <sbp> I has stupid amounts of lag
23:20:56 <Arnia> sbp: at least your energy bills will be low
23:21:35 * sbp suddenly wonders if his loft is properly insulated
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23:22:07 <sbp> patbam: is the sou... damn
23:24:54 <Arnia> soudamn...
23:24:58 <Arnia> .gc soudamn
23:24:59 <phenny> soudamn: 491
23:25:59 * Arnia eats crystalised ginger and plays with Monty
23:25:59 <Monty> excellent, Ewan has silent weekends
23:26:21 <Arnia> Monty: does this replace the sexual uses of a seagull shaman you were dreaming of earlier?
23:26:23 <Monty> here it now... and this
23:26:31 <Arnia> Monty: oh, both?
23:26:34 <Monty> hi. A BIG GLOBAL VARIABLE ARGHGKJSDHGLKSDJHGLSK
23:26:50 <Arnia> Monty: That is a rather big global variable...
23:26:51 <Monty> uninstalled succulent eyelids.
23:27:01 * Arnia vomits a little at that one
23:27:23 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<Monty> hi. A BIG GLOBAL VARIABLE ARGHGKJSDHGLKSDJHGLSK"
23:28:33 <Arnia> sbp: I think Monty should get progressively raunchier and slur his words more as the evenings progress
23:28:40 <Monty> al3x__: What does it self (in order you got it... trying out how annoyed to 14, some data structure for it... trying to sql injections?
23:29:57 <sbp> oh man, that would be great
23:31:59 * Arnia wonders how one would model drunkenness as a markov chain
23:32:13 <Arnia> I mean, other than a drunkard's walk :p
23:32:22 <Arnia> This will bug me now
23:35:01 <sbp> I suppose you could seed it from actual drunks
23:35:19 <sbp> I mean, if all of IRC got really drunk and Jibbler reset him...
23:35:21 <sbp> that'd probably work
23:36:28 <Arnia> He'd just get obsessed about jabberclackers again
23:36:45 <Arnia> c'mon you know that's what we'd do :p
23:38:08 <sbp> ...yes
23:38:32 <sbp> he might even sniff the really whacky stuff and start emitting RSS 1.1isms
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23:38:42 <Arnia> Monty: tell me about the jabberclackers
23:38:42 <Monty> Arnia: Okay, I'll tell me that next time I see them...
23:39:12 <Arnia> Monty: what about the jabberclackers?
23:39:16 <Monty> Remember that trawling stupid prostate gland has sex with tranquilised quick boris.
23:39:25 <Arnia> oh my
23:42:44 <sbp> he's definitely getting there
23:42:44 <Monty> royal bank of global speech technology company Nuance Communications, headquartered in groups:
23:43:06 <Arnia> do we have to divide into pairs now?
23:43:16 <Arnia> one of us can be banker, the other bankee
23:43:23 <Arnia> ... and this is beginning to sound dirty
23:43:42 <sbp> headquartered sounds oddly rude in that context too
23:44:08 <Arnia> The Dirty Monty
23:44:09 <Monty> Boni is spiffy and dire.
23:44:18 <Arnia> Monty: nü
23:44:19 <Monty> mmmrf
23:44:40 <sbp> that's my Monty
23:44:41 <Monty> Remark 249
23:44:44 <sbp> hehe
23:47:11 * Arnia drags Monty to bed
23:47:12 <Monty> he has stupid amounts of couchdb-trunk started levelling proposition
23:47:26 <Arnia> the levelling proposition is just where it begins Monty
23:47:28 <Monty> views not for choosing an external process?
23:47:57 <Arnia> process engineering never sounded closer to holy text
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