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00:58:25 <BigJibby> .t gmt
00:58:26 <phenny> Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:58:25 GMT
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01:46:32 <Monty> bah, it's scottrageous again
01:46:37 <[[sroracle]]> Night Monty
01:46:39 <Monty> so that build forced [ETA 5m23s]
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02:25:48 <Monty> hi panni__, how ya doing?
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04:27:55 <Monty> hi ti`ocpi, how ya doing?
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05:47:45 <Monty> hi jetx
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09:24:02 <Monty> howdy, JibberJim
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10:45:15 <Monty> Speak of the devil, it's archels!
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11:23:19 <Monty> hi [1]jeanniecool, how ya doing?
11:24:13 * Arnia reticulates Monty's splines
11:24:13 <Monty> hmm???
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12:12:26 <Monty> Thank goodness, MaienM is back!
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14:03:14 <Monty> yo kpreid!
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15:07:31 <[bjoern]> nu
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15:51:22 <Monty> howdy, nwalsh
16:04:21 * jeanniecool greets Monty belatedly
16:04:22 <Monty> footage from getting at Cambridge is encoded in that work?
16:04:25 <jeanniecool> y0, penis.
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16:47:02 <BigJibby> .gs *ca
16:47:03 <phenny> *ca: (6), the (5), rockville (4), youngpoets (2), to (2), identi (2)
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17:55:25 <jeanniecool> ladies and gentlemenz, theresaanna now has intarwebz.
17:55:33 <theresaanna> whee!!
17:55:34 <jeanniecool> Plz congratulate her accordingly.
17:55:39 <theresaanna> so happy to be back
17:55:42 <theresaanna> it felt like an eternity
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18:02:19 <jeanniecool> For us, too.
18:02:20 <jeanniecool> :-D
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18:04:33 <theresaanna> jeanniecool really knows how to butter me up
18:04:33 <Monty> less accurate black and liaising with copyright holders, such subjective matters
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18:06:40 <Arnia> Indeed Monty
18:06:42 <Monty> Sure. At least 1987
18:06:56 <Arnia> Monty: Hmhm, that's when the act was introduced
18:06:59 <Monty> your computer is warranted. You can't move so maybe it's going on
18:07:20 <Arnia> Monty: I have lots going on right now
18:07:22 <Monty> When it was one on flickr, sbp?
18:07:44 <Arnia> sbp: Yeah, when was it?
18:08:49 <sbp> severals ago
18:09:05 <Arnia> Monty: Well, were you one?
18:09:09 <Monty> if (fuzz == calculations) { feathers was requisite stratosphere;}
18:09:10 <BigJibby> that's manys!
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18:10:41 * jeanniecool thinks y'all are a bit... off
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18:13:09 <Arnia> I? I'm never off... I'm the always-on butter man
18:13:27 <Arnia> (like the stay-puft marshmallow man only more dairy)
18:13:32 <jeanniecool> LOL
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18:19:00 <BigJibby> that's total penis
18:19:22 <Arnia> Medieval Total Penis?
18:20:38 <jeanniecool> Renaissance Total Penis.
18:21:07 <Arnia> Wessex Total Penis: Thomas Hardy Edition
18:21:59 <Arnia> (wherein you get to try and act like more of a cock than a character from one of his novels)
18:22:27 <BigJibby> .gs * total penis
18:22:28 <phenny> * total penis: a (4), the (3), sexual possibilities following (3), duroil (3)
18:22:50 * jeanniecool has never even seen that last word!
18:23:00 <Arnia> .w duroil
18:23:01 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for duroil.
18:23:06 <Arnia> .ety duroil
18:23:07 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "duroil". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=duroil
18:23:12 <Arnia> .wik duroil
18:23:12 <phenny> "Start the Duroil article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duroil
18:23:16 <Arnia> .g duroil
18:23:17 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.duroil.com/
18:23:21 <Arnia> hm
18:25:19 <jeanniecool> Nice fucking bottle design!!
18:25:41 <jeanniecool> Now that produce is Totally Penis.
18:25:59 <BigJibby> what do you with a fucking bottle?
18:26:07 <Arnia> ... fuck
18:26:21 <jeanniecool> :-P
18:26:27 <jeanniecool> LOL: "With DUROIL and 15 minutes of self massage exercise, you will get the desired enhancement and enlargement results immediately."
18:26:36 <jeanniecool> Gee, you massage a penis, and it gets bigger.
18:26:42 <jeanniecool> That's totally unexpected!
18:26:55 <Arnia> It is called 'fluffing'
18:27:48 <jeanniecool> It's clear there's real science involved: http://www.duroil.com/images/pic08.jpg
18:27:49 <Arnia> I've seen lots of guys do it when they get naked in public
18:28:32 <BigJibby> have you ever had a fluffer nutter?
18:28:43 <jeanniecool> I think it's a job on porn sets, Arnia.
18:28:46 <Arnia> (a fairly common occurrence in the UK)
18:29:21 <BigJibby> .w fluffernutter
18:29:21 <phenny> fluffernutter — noun: 1. A type of sandwich made with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, most common in New England
18:29:28 <jeanniecool> oh god... there's a video....
18:29:30 <jeanniecool> ...
18:32:07 <BigJibby> .o ud fluffing
18:32:08 <phenny> BigJibby: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fluffing
18:32:18 <BigJibby> well that's lame
18:32:22 <Arnia> ouuuuud
18:32:31 <jeanniecool> BigJibby, what's ".o"?
18:32:32 <Arnia> Sounds like an attack alert klaxon
18:32:53 <Arnia> jeanniecool: 'oblique'
18:32:58 <BigJibby> .g phenny ws
18:32:58 <phenny> BigJibby: http://code.google.com/p/phenny-ws/wiki/ServiceDefinitions
18:33:09 <Arnia> .o reload
18:33:09 <phenny> Arnia: Sorry, no such service. See http://wiki.github.com/nslater/phenny-ws/
18:33:15 <Arnia> ^^
18:33:54 <Arnia> .o wa what is the longest penis in the world?
18:34:07 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
18:34:10 * Arnia thinks this is an acceptable use of WA
18:34:26 <Arnia> .o wa what is the cube root of pi?
18:34:30 <phenny> pi^(1/3);1.4645918875615232630201425272637903917385968556279371743572...;pi^(1/3) is a transcendental number;[1; 2, 6, 1, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 7, 1, 5, 5, 53, 3, 29, 3, 2, 6, 1, 1, 2, 1, ...];pi^(1/3) = (180 deg )^(1/3);pi^(1/3) = (-i log(-1))^(1/3);pi^(1/3) = (cos^(-1)(-1))^(1/3);pi^(1/3) = 2^(2/3) (sum_(k=0)^infinity(-1)^k/(1+2 k))^(1/3)
18:34:44 <Arnia> mm... yes
18:37:35 * jeanniecool still doesn't understand
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18:38:46 <Arnia> jeanniecool: an easy way to extend phenny
18:39:31 <jeanniecool> Yeah, see, still don't understand.
18:39:40 <jeanniecool> I'd like an alpha list of phenny's commands.
18:39:48 <jeanniecool> Surely such a thing exists somewhere?
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18:41:30 <BigJibby> .o wa where is the list jeanniecool requests?
18:41:37 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
18:42:33 <Arnia> .o wa what are you?
18:42:37 <phenny> What are you?;I am a computational knowledge engine.
18:42:49 <Arnia> I'm a human being
18:42:52 <Arnia> ... allegedly
18:43:06 <BigJibby> .o wa who is Arnia?
18:43:08 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
18:43:17 <BigJibby> .o wa what is Arnia?
18:43:21 <phenny> Arnia,Jammu and Kashmir,India;city population->9662 people (2004 estimate) (country rank: 4368th);12:13 am IST -> Tuesday, March 30, 2010;77 deg F -> relative humidity: 69% -> wind: 3 mph -> partly cloudy;880 ft;Jammu,Jammu and Kashmir->13 miles north-northeast->465567 people, Sialkot,Punjab,Pakistan->15 miles west->477396 people, Gujranwala,Punja
18:43:40 <Arnia> Ah, I felt like I had neighbourhoods... glad to see that's been explained
18:44:13 <BigJibby> .o wa what is swhack?
18:44:20 <phenny> shack (English word);shack->small crude shelter used as a dwelling;dwell->make one\'s home in a particular place or community, move->move, proceed, or walk draggingly or slowly, (3 meanings);Spanish, (first recorded use: 1878 (132 years ago));\\:0283\\:02c8aek (sh\'ak);shack->hovel -> hut -> hutch -> shanty;move->trail, dwell->domicile -> domicil
18:45:06 * BigJibby leaves the small crude shelter used as a dwelling to go get stamps
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18:46:09 <jeanniecool> Be careful out there, BigJibby!
18:46:30 <Arnia> .o wa what is swhack nature?
18:46:33 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
18:46:44 <Arnia> Even Stephen Wolfram doesn't know...
18:46:57 <Arnia> It must, therefore, be beyond human ken
18:47:22 <Arnia> Sort of like Monty
18:47:23 <Monty> am
18:47:33 <Arnia> Monty: indeed
18:47:37 <Monty> emit([blog_id, comment_grandparent_id, comment_parent_id, timestamp], doc)
18:47:57 <Arnia> Monty knows CouchDB...
18:48:00 <Monty> static VNC fairy tales stalks Koopa's cheesy retards ;)
18:48:05 <Arnia> ew
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18:49:14 <Arnia> There is no such thing as a Thruflo!
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18:49:19 <Arnia> Uh... Gruffalo
18:53:38 <jsled> Garafalo?
18:54:09 <jeanniecool> That's where I went in my head, joshled.
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18:55:13 <jeffarch> me too
18:55:22 <Arnia> .wik the gruffalo
18:55:23 <phenny> "Start the The gruffalo article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_gruffalo
18:55:29 <Arnia> .wik the gruffallo
18:55:29 <phenny> "Start the The gruffallo article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_gruffallo
18:55:33 * Arnia ponders
18:55:40 <Arnia> .wik The Grufallo
18:55:41 <phenny> "Start the The Grufallo article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grufallo
18:55:47 <Arnia> .wik The Grufalo
18:55:48 <phenny> "Start the The Grufalo article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grufalo
18:55:54 <Arnia> .wik The Gruffulo
18:55:54 <phenny> "Start the The Gruffulo article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gruffulo
18:55:56 <jeffarch> .g site:en.wikipedia.org Gruffalo
18:55:57 <phenny> jeffarch: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gruffalo
18:55:58 <jsled> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gruffalo
18:56:16 <Arnia> ...
18:56:19 <jeffarch> just ask good old jeffarch
18:56:21 <Arnia> ok, where was my typo?
18:56:23 <jeffarch> he knows the score
18:56:33 <Arnia> 4-3 in extra time
18:57:13 * jeanniecool tickles SeanB into submission
18:57:43 * thruflo is a figment of Arnia's hallucination
18:57:58 <Arnia> I seem to be in a very strange mood tonight
18:58:04 <Arnia> maybe I should chase my tail?
18:58:12 <Arnia> Or at least my orbital motorway
18:58:19 <jeffarch> our other bro's chase their tails
18:58:51 <Arnia> ah, Bros were a crap band
18:58:58 <Arnia> well, group
18:59:46 <jeffarch> one of the members of Bros has come here to the US
18:59:56 <jeffarch> and is trying to restart his career
19:00:04 <jeffarch> to the lukewarm reception of us crazy Southern Canucks
19:00:16 <jeffarch> which is ironic because I believe it's Luke who's doing it
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19:00:30 <jeffarch> don't ask me, I only have the inferior quality BBC America
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19:11:49 <BigJibby> how much is a standard postage stamp in your country?
19:12:12 <jeanniecool> Um...
19:12:16 <jeanniecool> 44 cents now?
19:12:25 * jeanniecool doesn't recall
19:12:31 * jeanniecool never mails anything :-(
19:12:32 <archels> 44€c in The Netherlands
19:12:40 <BigJibby> ,calc .44 usd in cad
19:12:49 <BigJibby> .c .44 usd in cad
19:12:49 <phenny> .44 U.S. dollars = 0.450208017 Canadian dollars
19:13:22 <BigJibby> .c .57 cad in usd
19:13:22 <phenny> .57 Canadian dollars = 0.55707582 U.S. dollars
19:13:35 * BigJibby buys american stamps
19:14:13 <BigJibby> .c .44 viking dollars in cad
19:14:14 <phenny> BigJibby: Sorry, no result.
19:17:39 <archels> .ety pedigree
19:17:39 <phenny> "c.1410, 'genealogical table or chart,' from Anglo-Fr. pe de gru, a variant of O.Fr. pied de gru 'foot of a crane,' from L. pedem 'foot' + gruem (nom. grus) 'crane,' cognate with Gk. geranos, O.E. cran, see crane)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=pedigree
19:18:40 <sbp> pied de gru!
19:19:30 <archels> oui
19:19:37 * Arnia eccles
19:19:48 <Arnia> My hobby: verbing place names
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20:00:18 <Monty> hi nwalsh, how ya doing?
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21:05:41 <[bjoern]> beep beep
21:05:46 <[bjoern]> Monty Monty
21:05:49 <Monty> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2390/1636606134_eaee5dadb3.jpg
21:06:03 <[bjoern]> clean it clean it clean it clean it clean it
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21:18:11 <[bjoern]> Monty Monty
21:18:14 <Monty> you're smart enough trouble is 0.11+ bug occurs and whatnot, and such
21:18:21 <[bjoern]> Thanks.
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21:55:58 <[bjoern]> phenny, "hiermit protestiere ich aufs Schärfste gegen Ihre Darstellung auf der Titelseite der aktuellen Ausgabe des Titanic-Magazins eines katholischen Bischofs, der den gekreuzigten Christus oral befriedigt!"?
21:55:59 <phenny> [bjoern]: "I hereby protest fiercely against your account on the cover of the current issue of the Titanic magazine, a Catholic bishop, who crucified Christ orally satisfied!" (de to en, translate.google.com)
22:00:30 <[bjoern]> penis.
22:01:20 <sbp> [bjoern]
22:01:31 <sbp> what is the white line going across Mare Serenitatus?
22:01:32 <[bjoern]> sbp
22:01:38 <sbp> *-is
22:01:40 <jeanniecool> Word association, seanB?
22:01:55 <sbp> vagina
22:02:02 <jeanniecool> pussy
22:02:23 <[bjoern]> I was wondering if i need to look up or down in google earth, but this explains it.
22:02:24 <sbp> res ipsa
22:02:42 <sbp> http://www.google.com/moon/#lat=21.555284&lon=19.434814&zoom=7&apollo=&chart=0,12
22:02:47 <jeanniecool> To play this right, SeanB, you're gonna hafta say stuff I know.
22:03:22 <deltab> ipso fatso
22:04:14 <[bjoern]> the 200km line?
22:04:36 <sbp> yeah
22:04:53 <[bjoern]> I was going to say "no"..
22:05:06 <[bjoern]> with the link there is no white line
22:06:26 <sbp> I find it mentioned here too: http://articles.adsabs.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/nph-iarticle_query?bibcode=1869AReg....7...33J&db_key=AST&page_ind=1&data_type=GIF&type=SCREEN_VIEW&classic=YES
22:08:04 <[bjoern]> still not seeing what you mean
22:08:58 <sbp> try http://www.google.com/moon/#lat=19.020577&lon=21.774902&zoom=6&map=visible&apollo=
22:09:10 <sbp> my guess is that it's matter ejected from the Menelaus impact
22:09:33 <sbp> though it seems a small ray system apart from that huge one
22:10:01 <deltab> monorail!
22:10:25 <sbp> oh, most of the rays seem to go south:
22:10:26 <sbp> http://apollo.sese.asu.edu/LIW/20090113.html
22:10:31 <sbp> mono... d'oh!
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22:11:28 <sbp> " Three bright, large, broadly diffuse rays extend from the crater toward the east, south, and west, while a less distinguished, subdued ray extends toward the north onto Mare Serenitatis (Figure 1, 2)."
22:11:33 <sbp> less distinguished and subdued?!
22:12:10 <sbp> oh here we go:
22:12:18 <sbp> "It also has a moderate ray system, with the most prominent ray aligned to the north-northeast across the Mare Serenitatis." — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menelaus_(crater)
22:12:23 <sbp> at least Wikipedia makes sense
22:14:00 <[bjoern]> How's 0 height determined on the moon?
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22:17:48 <sbp> unable to determine that so far
22:17:53 <sbp> but in searching for it, I did find this:
22:17:54 <sbp> http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/apollosites.html
22:17:57 <sbp> which is immensely cool
22:18:05 <[bjoern]> "There's a problem with your browser or settings. "
22:19:04 <sbp> no there isn't. SCREAM AT IT
22:19:12 <[bjoern]> k
22:19:45 <[bjoern]> I am lying with the netbook on my belly, screaming turns out to me uncomfortable
22:20:38 <[bjoern]> .leo Normalnull
22:20:39 <phenny> das Normalnull kein Plural (Abk.: NN) = mean sea level (geog.)
22:20:40 <phenny> Normalnull (Abk.: NN) = sea level
22:20:41 <phenny> über Normalnull (Abk.: ü. NN) (obs.) = above sea level (abbr.: a.s.l.)
22:20:42 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Normalnull
22:20:44 <[bjoern]> funny there is no .wik Normalnull
22:21:29 <[bjoern]> .wik Normalhöhennull
22:21:30 <phenny> "Normalhöhennull ('Standard elevation zero') or NHN is a standard reference level, the equivalent of sea level, used in Germany to measure height." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalhöhennull
22:21:35 <[bjoern]> there is though
22:21:40 <sbp> [bjoern]: here we go:
22:21:43 <sbp> —
22:21:44 <sbp> Note that the heights listed below are not consistent across sources. In the 1960s, the US Army Mapping Service used elevation relative to 1,737,988 meters from the center of the Moon. In the 1970s, the US Defense Mapping Agency used 1,730,000 meters. The Clementine topographic data published in the 1990s uses 1,737,400 meters.
22:21:45 <sbp> —
22:21:48 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mountains_on_the_Moon
22:22:17 <[bjoern]> So throw a dice, the definition is.
22:22:24 <sbp> yup
22:22:48 <[bjoern]> Might check if browser developers were involved.
22:25:48 <[bjoern]> .wik Messier 55
22:25:48 <phenny> "Messier 55 (also known as M55 or NGC 6809) is a globular cluster in the constellation Sagittarius." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messier_55
22:26:46 <[bjoern]> .wik Messier 42
22:26:46 <phenny> "The Orion Nebula (also known as Messier 42, M42, or NGC 1976) is a diffuse nebula situated south[b]| of Orion's Belt." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messier_42
22:26:49 <sbp> still can't find the rationale for these figures
22:27:11 <sbp> I think I did see somewhere that the Clementine figure was due to software limitations...
22:27:15 <sbp> but I may have misinterpreted
22:28:34 <sbp> http://www.isprs.org/proceedings/XXXVIII/7-C4/130_GSEM2009.pdf
22:29:09 <sbp> Wikipedia gives mean radius as 1,737.10 km
22:29:16 <sbp> which is different again
22:29:32 <sbp> sources are given as:
22:29:32 <sbp> ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l Wieczorek, M.; et al. (2006). "The constitution and structure of the lunar interior". Reviews in Mineralogy and Geochemistry 60: 221–364. doi:10.2138/rmg.2006.60.3.
22:29:32 <sbp> ^ a b c d e Williams, Dr. David R. (February 2, 2006). "Moon Fact Sheet". NASA (National Space Science Data Center). Retrieved 2008-12-31.
22:30:29 <sbp> ooh
22:30:32 <sbp> “ August 1982, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) General Assembly adopted a value of k = 0.2725076 for the mean lunar radius. This value is now used by the Nautical Almanac Office for all solar eclipse predictions [Fiala and Lukac, 1983] and is currently the best mean radius, averaging mountain peaks and low valleys along the Moon's rugged limb.”
22:30:38 <sbp> — http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/SEmono/reference/radius.html
22:30:39 <sbp> .title
22:30:40 <phenny> sbp: Mean Lunar Radius
22:31:10 <sbp> .c 0.2725076 * 6371
22:31:10 <phenny> 0.2725076 * 6 371 = 1 736.14592
22:31:23 <sbp> different again, heh
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22:31:53 <sbp> being really precise...
22:31:54 <sbp> The International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics (IUGG) defines the mean radius (denoted R1) to be[14]
22:31:54 <sbp> For Earth, the mean radius is 6,371.009 km (≈3,958.761 mi; ≈3,440.069 nmi).
22:31:59 <sbp> .c 0.2725076 * 6371.009
22:32:00 <phenny> 0.2725076 * 6 371.009 = 1 736.14837
22:32:45 <sbp> so the official Swhack lunar 0 height is 1,736,148.37m from the lunar centre
22:35:16 <sbp> elevation if you're being fancy
22:35:26 <sbp> I tried altitude at first, which was apparently a mistake
22:35:57 <[bjoern]> .w altitude
22:35:59 <phenny> altitude — noun: 1. The height measured from sea level up to any given point, 2. A vertical distance, 3. (geometry) The distance measured perpendicularly from a figure's vertex to the opposite side of the vertex
22:36:11 <[bjoern]> no sea.
22:36:36 <sbp> plenty of seas, but not at the same level as one another
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22:36:58 <sbp> and seas in name only
22:37:28 <[bjoern]> selling moonish sea food could make us rich.
22:37:43 <nsh> phenny!
22:37:44 <phenny> nsh!
22:37:48 <sbp> seleneal sea scallops!
22:37:50 <nsh> web is down :-/
22:37:54 <[bjoern]> shut up nsh
22:38:01 <nsh> NU
22:38:13 <[bjoern]> :::(((
22:38:21 <sbp> you could catch fish with lunar lugworms
22:39:06 <nsh> oh, it's just chromium being fucked
22:39:14 <nsh> i should fix up my linucks
22:39:39 <sbp> I like how you run linux and then blame other things when something goes wrong
22:39:42 <sbp> optimism defined
22:39:53 <sbp> either that or denial
22:40:20 <nsh> oh no, i'm aware the linux is shit
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22:40:41 <nsh> it's just the easiest-to-hand shit
22:40:41 <Monty> potty mouth!
22:40:57 <nsh> which is a poignant image
22:40:58 <sbp> yeah, but nobody cares when you warez it
22:41:05 <sbp> where's the fun in that?
22:41:05 <nsh> wurp
22:41:11 <sbp> (pun intended, but accidental)
22:41:23 <nsh> i'd warez OSX but there wouldn't be much point
22:41:44 <sbp> the iPad will solve all your problems
22:41:49 <nsh> totals
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22:43:45 <sbp> wonder why they chose 2a + b / 3
22:43:58 <sbp> a = equatorial radius
22:44:01 <sbp> b = polar radius
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22:50:35 <nsh> BECAUSE OF THE BULGE
22:50:53 <sbp> yeah, but the bulge isn't expressed so neatly
22:51:02 <nsh> THEN BECAUSE OF THE JEWS
22:51:08 * nsh makes a sammich
22:51:09 <sbp> it would be nice to have actual averages, not this fudge
22:51:09 <[bjoern]> NIPPLES
22:51:28 <sbp> stop talking about BULGES, JEWS, and NIPPLES
22:51:35 <sbp> you're making me hungry
22:51:40 <[bjoern]> me too
22:51:50 <[bjoern]> And I have to get up to get something even
22:52:12 <sbp> which disturbs the delicate positioning of your digibook
22:52:40 <[bjoern]> and not just that
23:00:07 <sbp> this is interesting. Bob Dylan had a radio show where each episode he would play songs according to a particular theme. one of the shows was about Women's Names:
23:00:08 <sbp> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theme_Time_Radio_Hour_Season_One#Episode_35:_Women.27s_Names
23:00:24 <sbp> and one of the songs he played on this show was Pretty Polly, as sung by Sandy Denny
23:01:01 <sbp> just before the song, Dylan comments that Sandy Denny herself has a particularly beautiful name and he reads it out. it's been observed that Dylan often gets his information for the show from Wikipedia
23:01:33 <sbp> and I was thinking the other day that I'm reasonably sure I edited the Sandy Denny article a while ago, perhaps before the show. indeed I had — and guess what I edited?
23:01:41 <sbp> yup, I corrected her name!
23:02:57 <[bjoern]> You should add umlauts to people's names to make them more correct in wikipedia too
23:02:59 <Arnia> Say something utterly random please
23:03:25 <Arnia> Monty, help
23:03:26 <Monty> Help: I understand the following commands: help save stats time lookup thesaurus foldoc ignore remind tell random countdown seen javadoc acronym 'insult me' paper/scissors/stone calc day define/declare/set
23:03:27 <Monty> Help: To ask me for help about a certain command, try "Monty: help <command>"
23:03:34 <sbp> cromlech
23:03:34 <Arnia> Monty say something random
23:03:35 <deltab> Arnia: Tinkertoy Thessaloníki
23:03:42 <Monty> pi^(1/3);1.4645918875615232630201425272637903917385968556279371743572...;pi^(1/3) is hot normally write like that... hmm. i forget about this week.
23:03:44 <Arnia> deltab: that's a good one
23:03:49 <Arnia> right... good
23:03:50 <deltab> Sheridan's upstarts
23:03:52 <Arnia> that's better
23:04:05 <deltab> Cyrus fallacious
23:04:19 <Arnia> Sorry, the low blood sugar earlier gave me a seizure aura
23:04:28 <sbp> reminds me of Sir Thomas Browne, that one
23:04:30 <Arnia> which in me starts with bad deja vu
23:04:30 <deltab> transcribe ashamedly
23:05:11 <sbp> Wikipedia search:
23:05:12 <sbp>
23:05:12 <sbp> Did you mean: Bayern Hermann
23:05:18 <deltab> cornstalk conferment
23:05:33 <deltab> Vespasian Colosseum
23:05:53 <sbp> asking Swhack to say something random is like asking Paris Hilton to say something stupid
23:06:13 *** Arnia changed the topic to: "sbp: asking Swhack to say something random is like asking Paris Hilton to say something stupid"
23:07:18 <sbp> wonder what the Goidelic form of cromlech is?
23:07:57 * deltab tries random-names instead
23:08:04 <deltab> Desmond Velásquez
23:08:15 <deltab> Darth Dudley
23:08:30 <Arnia> Dilly Paramour
23:08:38 <[bjoern]> http://www.titanic-magazin.de/uploads/pics/0301-osterinseln_01.jpg
23:08:41 <deltab> you know who played Darth Vader, right?
23:08:52 <Arnia> voice or body?
23:08:56 <[bjoern]> The emperor
23:08:58 <deltab> body
23:09:00 <sbp> Sir. Jonathanby Tinklesworth Smythewick, Kt. Bt.
23:09:11 <Arnia> O.M.
23:09:31 <sbp> unlikely to be O.M. if he's just a Knight Baronet
23:09:38 <Arnia> timbl?
23:09:44 <sbp> he's KBE I believe
23:09:57 <sbp> yeah
23:10:01 <deltab> "Actress Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia Organa in the original trilogy films, quipped that they nicknamed Prowse "Darth Farmer" because of his un-intimidating West Country accent."
23:10:21 <sbp> they should bring him back as Justin Lee Collins
23:10:25 <Arnia> Where does KBE fit in the ranks of the knights?
23:10:48 <deltab> second-top
23:10:57 <sbp> top is GCMG?
23:11:05 <deltab> GBE
23:12:49 <deltab> GCMG is from the Order of St Michael and St George
23:13:30 <sbp> you're wrong, GCMG has precedence over GBE
23:13:33 <sbp> but it's not the highest
23:13:41 <Arnia> our honours system is wonderfully complicated
23:13:45 <sbp> it's second highest after GCB
23:13:58 <Arnia> GCB is Bath?
23:14:00 <deltab> I thought you meant within the Order of the British Empire
23:14:03 <sbp> GCB > GCMG > GCVO > GBE
23:14:04 <sbp> yeah
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23:14:36 <deltab> "greatest conceivable being", term used in philosophy in discussion of ontology
23:14:41 <sbp> hehe
23:15:16 <Arnia> There are a few of them then :)
23:15:42 <Arnia> It is difficult to separate the political and... uh... honourific honours too
23:15:49 <sbp> argh, I forgot Garter and Thistle
23:15:52 <sbp> KG is highest
23:17:15 <sbp> fun fact: the Lord High Chancellor has precedence over the Prime Minister
23:17:21 <sbp> so Jack Straw > Gordon Brown
23:17:23 <Arnia> .o wa What are orders of knights in the British honours system?
23:17:31 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
23:17:37 <sbp> and when you mix in the two archbishops...
23:17:48 <sbp> Canterbury > Jack Straw > York > Gordon Brown
23:18:01 <Arnia> sbp: I find it amazing how few people know about, say, the Privy Council
23:18:20 <sbp> how can people not know about the Privy Council?
23:18:24 <Arnia> They think the Prime Minister reports directly to the Queen and then below him is the Cabinet
23:18:27 <BigJibby> the Privy Council
23:18:53 <Arnia> which misses out half of our constitution, but never mind
23:19:06 <Arnia> For a start, the Speaker :p
23:20:21 <sbp> the Speaker is just behind Lord High President of the Council
23:20:30 <sbp> er, Lord President I'm sorry
23:20:35 <Arnia> sbp: very few people I know really understand even the broad description of our constitution
23:20:37 <sbp> which happens to be the Lord Mandelson...
23:20:46 <Arnia> you like 'Lord High'...
23:21:08 <sbp> Lord High Treasurer was above it in the list :-)
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23:24:18 <Arnia> Does the US have anything like the Privy Council?
23:24:24 <Arnia> probably not actually...
23:27:34 <BigJibby> I don't even know what our privy council does
23:28:57 <Arnia> Prevent a parliament voting itself infinite term?
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23:29:29 <BigJibby> they can't do that
23:29:45 <Arnia> who holds power of assent over bills then?
23:30:23 <BigJibby> i dunno, the house of commons and the senate?
23:30:30 <Arnia> ?
23:30:39 <Arnia> That would be a screwy system
23:30:54 <Arnia> .wik power of assent canada
23:30:54 <phenny> "Start the Power of assent canada article, using the Article Wizard if you wish, or add a request for it." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_of_assent_canada
23:30:59 <Arnia> bah
23:31:47 <Arnia> The bodies that pass and vet bills shouldn't have the final go/no-go power
23:32:25 <BigJibby> "In other nations, including Australia and Canada, the Governor-General merely signs the bill. In each case, the Parliament must be apprised of the granting of Assent."
23:32:41 <Arnia> Ah, the Governor-General then
23:33:06 <BigJibby> yeah. I suppose I knew that. :/
23:33:38 <BigJibby> although she was appointed by the prime minister so her role is kinda pointless
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23:34:21 <Arnia> I think the idea of having a popular-political figure in the final go/no-go position is a little silly personally
23:34:41 <Arnia> it provides no balance to the way mob rule works
23:36:06 <Arnia> but I think that a general appointed position is equally silly because it becomes popular politics getting to a position where you can be appointed (and the person who appointed you has a popular politically backed motive)
23:36:22 <Arnia> which is a rather roundabout way of saying I'm a constitutional monarchist :)
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23:37:40 <[bjoern]> GOOD DAY PEEPZ
23:37:45 <Arnia> NO
23:37:46 <Arnia> NIGHT
23:38:00 <[bjoern]> NO SOMETHING CONFUSING
23:38:00 * Arnia nukes [bjoern]
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23:45:05 <[bjoern]> OpenSSL 1.0 released. Finally we can use it.
23:45:15 <[bjoern]> nuking is not confusing
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23:57:06 <Arnia> .title http://www.vimeo.com/9335203
23:57:07 <phenny> Arnia: Out Of A Forest on Vimeo
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