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00:16:07 <Arnia> [bjoern]: It also isn't cheery
00:16:20 <Arnia> .u [
00:16:20 <phenny> U+005B LEFT SQUARE BRACKET ([)
00:16:21 <Monty> "you"
00:16:28 <[bjoern]> Tell me about it.
00:16:31 <Arnia> Monty: "me"?
00:16:33 <Monty> glass decapitates WaveRace.
00:17:01 <Arnia> Monty: Don't get sliced by glass then...
00:17:02 <Monty> Google at you
00:17:08 <Arnia> .g Monty
00:17:09 <phenny> Arnia: http://comics.com/monty/
00:17:09 <Monty> lol
00:17:13 <Monty> 100 nodes simply whenever I find not compliant with sed earlier in the day, and on!
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01:02:41 <Monty> yo jeffarch!
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02:27:47 <BigJibby> .u ⚕
02:27:47 <phenny> U+2695 STAFF OF AESCULAPIUS (⚕)
02:27:47 <Monty> "you"
02:37:28 <Arnia> I got those three messages in the wrong order
02:40:12 * Arnia looks at HTML5 some more and sighs
02:43:27 * Arnia feels tempted to use XHTML 2 instead
03:01:05 <Arnia> On a lighter note: http://gizmodo.com/5462178/captain-picard-laments-twitter-lauds-the-iphone
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03:36:54 <BigJibby> Monty, 1 to beam up
03:36:55 <Monty> web is great!
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03:37:50 <BigJibby> Monty, it is!
03:37:52 <Monty> see we recently made up.
03:38:06 <BigJibby> Monty, yeah. I've always loved you.
03:38:07 <Monty> @___________@
03:38:47 <BigJibby> Monty, I think sbp said swhack is obvious
03:38:53 <Monty> 2) shalia them, collect notes to couch, and pursue some significant performance improvements to look at least... :-) lol
03:40:05 <BigJibby> Monty, can you rephrase that?
03:40:06 <Monty> What comes to mind when you ask that ?
03:40:16 <BigJibby> confusion, Monty
03:40:20 <Monty> if (ramifications == rocket) { pelican crossing sucks wonderful fanny flaps;}
03:40:37 <BigJibby> yep. Just like that, Monty
03:40:38 <Monty> http://pastie.org/896148
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08:34:08 <Monty> hi mmmmmrob
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09:26:09 <[bjoern]> Monty!
09:26:10 <Monty> That is interesting. Please continue.
09:26:22 <[bjoern]> Monty, how would I follow up on that?
09:26:24 <Monty> exultant Ian Hislop!
09:26:37 <[bjoern]> .wik Ian Hislop
09:26:38 <phenny> "Ian David Hislop (born 13 July 1960) is a British satirist, writer, broadcaster and editor of the magazine Private Eye." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Hislop
09:26:50 <[bjoern]> Monty: a riddle?
09:26:51 <Monty> As per DeadEd
09:27:00 <[bjoern]> Monty: I see
09:27:00 <Monty> Can you elaborate on that ?
09:27:12 <[bjoern]> Monty: I am not Teh Elaborator
09:27:15 <Monty> I firmly believe that fatty acid closes wind-up fights...
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11:03:22 <Monty> But what does tav have to do with the price of fish?
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11:45:36 <[bjoern]> Monty.
11:45:37 <Monty> http://pastie.org/896097
11:45:56 <[bjoern]> Monty: omg
11:45:57 <Monty> funny - but...
11:46:05 <[bjoern]> Monty: not really
11:46:11 <Monty> 11:38 < rnewson> harryv: same key doesn't index blogger url rewriting a victorian woman with sed -E option to jail soon~
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13:58:24 *** theresaanna changed the topic to: "sbp: asking Swhack to say something random is like asking Paris Hilton to say something stupid || Monty: I reckon pizzas + scrotum = your family's Mozart!"
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15:10:13 <jeanniecool> that was a good one, theresaanna.
15:10:15 <jeanniecool> Also, penis.
15:10:23 <theresaanna> wasn't it!? love it
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15:38:22 <Monty> welcome, jeffarch
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18:15:50 <sbp> .gcs +ekspecially eckspecially
18:15:51 <phenny> +ekspecially (55), eckspecially (31)
18:15:54 <sbp> .gcs +ekspecially +eckspecially
18:15:55 <phenny> +ekspecially (55), +eckspecially (22)
18:19:17 <sbp> note to self: http://keep-tube.com/
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18:20:17 <sbp> rock 'n' roll is so great
18:21:05 <[bjoern]> .gc xspecially
18:21:06 <phenny> xspecially: 711
18:21:16 <sbp> another thing that is great is Google Chrome
18:21:22 <sbp> which is a surprise
18:21:37 <sbp> over time it is proving to be less annoying than the other browsers
18:21:44 <[bjoern]> Would you consider sharing your drugs?
18:22:06 <sbp> you installed Opera, you've already had enough
18:22:27 <[bjoern]> Pain and suffering, yes, I was looking for the opposite.
18:22:59 <sbp> my drugs don't make Opera any better
18:23:38 <[bjoern]> [empirical studies needed]
18:23:46 <jeanniecool> [penis]
18:23:48 <sbp> okay I'll try Opera
18:24:07 <[bjoern]> So, not sharing then.
18:24:08 <jeanniecool> Chrome's better.
18:24:19 <[bjoern]> So is my penis, so what?
18:25:16 <sbp> http://snapshot.opera.com/mac/Opera_10.52_8313_Intel.dmg
18:25:26 <jeanniecool> Eempirical studies needed. :-)
18:25:55 <jeanniecool> *Empirical, even.
18:26:02 <sbp> we know what you mean
18:26:08 <jeanniecool> ...always?
18:26:15 <jeanniecool> That's, um... really scary.
18:26:24 <sbp> yes. and we are sickened. we quite approve
18:26:26 * jeanniecool runs away
18:26:28 <jeanniecool> LOL
18:26:33 * jeanniecool hugs SeanB
18:27:01 <sbp> "Thank you for installing Opera 10.52. We hope you enjoy our latest and best browser ever. To start Opera again in the future, look for the red “O” icon in your start menu or desktop."
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18:27:36 <sbp> if I hover over the turbo button
18:27:41 <sbp> it says "Turn Turbo Off"
18:27:48 <sbp> so I click it, and it turns it On of course
18:28:04 <sbp> oh wait, no it doesn't
18:28:09 <sbp> it says "Opera Turbo Off"
18:28:11 <sbp> ENTIRELY different
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18:43:08 <sbp> I couldn't think of anything to use it for
18:43:10 <sbp> so I've closed it
18:44:29 <[bjoern]> I never liked the web anyway.
18:45:31 <sbp> http://www.google.com/support/chrome/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=95653&ctx=tips
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18:45:57 <sbp> http://www.whatbrowser.org/en/
18:46:24 <[bjoern]> gives me security warnings and doesn't work...
18:46:38 <sbp> you're using IE then
18:46:44 <[bjoern]> True.
18:46:49 <sbp> DRUGS
18:47:04 <[bjoern]> Well you wouldn't share, so I won't either.
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18:47:52 * sbp peeks at http://www.pfalzstorch.de/bilder/live/b1_mega_li.htm
18:48:29 <sbp> http://wp1007209.wp014.webpack.hosteurope.de/pfalzstorch/tagesarchiv_bornheim1/tag/1402.jpg
18:48:30 <sbp> EGGZ
18:48:37 <sbp> so how many are there?
18:48:40 <sbp> I think I see four there
18:48:47 <sbp> she does seem to be sitting on them more this time at least
18:49:40 <[bjoern]> Lights. He is looking at lights.
18:50:02 <sbp> Tories will create "new neighbourhood army"
18:50:04 <[bjoern]> I count 4 white ones, one black one, and one green.
18:50:08 <sbp> — BBC News caption
18:50:17 <sbp> yeah those other ones are the drugs
18:50:25 <sbp> so Mr. Peewee tells me
18:51:20 <sbp> "A few of us at Google created WhatBrowser.org to help teach people about web browsers. We wanted to show people that they have a lot of choice in browsers, since we noticed that most people were using the browser that their computers came with."
18:53:01 <sbp> "Why does the NYT think I'm a bank?" — AaronSw
18:54:04 <[bjoern]> grmbl, google now has an ajax api for the patent search, but unlike the scholar/patent search it doesn't do scholary schnizzle.
18:54:12 <[bjoern]> Also: No Swhack patents known to Google.
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18:58:33 <[bjoern]> Google supports Yiddish now
18:58:36 <[bjoern]> AND ICELANDIC
18:59:12 <[bjoern]> and unimportant languages like irish and persian and welsh. well now is an overstatement anyway.
19:00:20 <sbp> by support you mean that they finally worked out what the three words used on their homepage roughly translate to in those languages now despite the fact that nobody actually uses the Google homepage?
19:00:51 <[bjoern]> I mean phenny:""? which may well mean "yes"
19:02:26 <sbp> phenny: "dw i'n mynd i t^y nutcasio yfory"?
19:02:27 <phenny> sbp: "I get it tomorrow ^ the nutcasio" (cy to en, translate.google.com)
19:02:40 <sbp> two things leave much to be desired here
19:02:43 <sbp> (1) the translation
19:02:48 <sbp> (2) my diacritic softkey
19:03:01 <sbp> t^y... seriously, wtf
19:03:12 <sbp> wasn't an input error, it's really not working
19:03:26 <[bjoern]> .bytes ü
19:03:26 <phenny> [bjoern]: '\xc3\xbc'
19:04:21 <sbp> okay, added Welsh input mode
19:04:24 <sbp> LET'S TRY NOW
19:04:33 <sbp> phenny: "tŷ bach"?
19:04:34 <phenny> sbp: "Ty Bach" (de to en, translate.google.com)
19:04:39 <sbp> phenny: cy "tŷ bach"?
19:04:40 <phenny> sbp: "loo" (cy to en, translate.google.com)
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19:05:09 <[bjoern]> I don't know where I left my nutcasio.
19:05:13 <sbp> phenny: en cy "slow down!"?
19:05:14 <phenny> sbp: "arafa i lawr!" (en to cy, translate.google.com)
19:05:18 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Der var ganske vist megen pakis i havnen, men færgen kæmpede sig ud og videre igennem det tilisede vadehav uden problemer, så vi anløb"?
19:05:19 <phenny> [bjoern]: "There was admittedly much pack ice in the harbor, but the ferry battled it out and continue through the icy mud flats without problems, so we call" (da to en, translate.google.com)
19:05:23 <sbp> haha
19:06:51 <sbp> phenny: cy "popty ping"?
19:06:52 <phenny> sbp: "Ping oven" (cy to en, translate.google.com)
19:07:05 <sbp> GOOGLE: YOU FAIL
19:07:32 <[bjoern]> Google's feeling lucky.
19:08:01 <sbp> I speak only the language of English
19:08:13 <sbp> I don't understand Googeñol
19:08:37 <[bjoern]> Doesn't Google strike you more... french?
19:08:52 <sbp> Geuxgelle?
19:09:19 <[bjoern]> ´needs moire of these`
19:09:47 <sbp> I can't type those, I'm in Welsh mode
19:09:50 <sbp> look what happens:
19:09:56 <sbp> Gêûxgêllê
19:10:23 <sbp> Géùxgëlle
19:10:23 <[bjoern]> But you don't speak wellsh.
19:10:32 <sbp> yeah, but I like to pretend
19:10:47 <[bjoern]> Could try that with poorlish.
19:11:01 <sbp> I don't need to pretend to speak poorlish
19:11:13 <[bjoern]> true. good point.
19:12:05 <sbp> phenny: en cy "translate more Welsh and this time make it sound really cool and also use some words that I know"?
19:12:05 <phenny> sbp: "cyfieithu mwy Cymreig a'r tro hwn ei wneud yn gadarn n sylweddol oera a hefyd yn defnyddio rhai geiriau yr wyf yn gwybod" (en to cy, translate.google.com)
19:12:22 <sbp> I know some of those words
19:12:43 <[bjoern]> phenny, en is "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?"
19:12:44 <[bjoern]> phenny, en is "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?"?
19:12:45 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Hvað eigum vér að gjöra við drukkinn sjómaður?" (en to is, translate.google.com)
19:12:58 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Hvað eigum vér að gjöra við drukkinn sjómaður?"
19:13:45 <[bjoern]> phenny, en ga "You will never find my pot of gold"?
19:13:45 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Ní bheidh tú mo pota óir" (en to ga, translate.google.com)
19:13:47 <sbp> anyway, it's obvious
19:13:54 <sbp> we should put some tomato sauce into a condom
19:13:57 <sbp> and push it into his arse
19:14:03 <sbp> so that when he wakes up, he'll be all "wtf"
19:14:12 <[bjoern]> Google's... oh the sailor.
19:14:16 <sbp> yeah
19:16:02 <[bjoern]> phenny, de yi "Bier her, Bier her, oder ich fall um!"?
19:16:03 <phenny> [bjoern]: The de to yi translation failed, sorry!
19:16:48 <sbp> phenny: en yi "greetings, I am well spoken and yiddish, so people stop associating my language with colloquialisms. thanking you in advance"?
19:16:48 <phenny> sbp: The en to yi translation failed, sorry!
19:16:55 <sbp> stupid colloquial language
19:17:01 <[bjoern]> phenny, en af "Maybe this will work, then"?
19:17:01 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Miskien is dit sal werk nie, dan" (en to af, translate.google.com)
19:17:08 <sbp> af?
19:17:12 <[bjoern]> afrikaans
19:17:13 <sbp> Airforce language?
19:17:21 <[bjoern]> That too.
19:17:25 <[bjoern]> .wik .af
19:17:25 <phenny> ".af is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Afghanistan." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.af
19:17:38 <sbp> phenny: en af "let's take to the air and fly like impossible birds!"?
19:17:38 <phenny> sbp: "Kom ons neem aan die lug en vlieg soos voëls nie!" (en to af, translate.google.com)
19:18:26 <[bjoern]> phenny, en sw "If you can read this, I have failed in my translation to Swahili"?
19:18:29 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Kama unaweza kusoma hayo, mimi wameshindwa katika tafsiri yangu ya Kiswahili" (en to sw, translate.google.com)
19:19:01 <[bjoern]> phenny, en el "If you can read this, I have failed in my translation to ... what's el"?
19:19:02 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to el translation failed, sorry!
19:19:06 <[bjoern]> hehe
19:19:37 <[bjoern]> phenny, en he "I'm hungry"?
19:19:37 <phenny> [bjoern]: The en to he translation failed, sorry!
19:20:19 <[bjoern]> phenny, "ᑖᓐᓇ ᓇᐃᑦᑐᒥᒃ ᐅᖃᓕᒫᕐᕕᒃ ᐃᑲᔪᖅᑕᐅᔭᕆᐊᖃᖅᑐᑦ. ᐱᐅᓯᕚᓪᓕᖅᑎᑦᑎᓂᕈᓐᓇᖅᑐᑦ taanna naittumik uqalimaarvik ikajuqtaujariaqaqtut. piusivaalliqtittinirunnaqtut titiraqtukkut. ᑎᑎᕋᖅᑐᒃᑯᑦ"?
19:20:19 <phenny> [bjoern]: The iu to en translation failed, sorry!
19:20:39 <sbp> phenny: en he "your ears disturb me, but your nose is acceptable"?
19:20:39 <phenny> sbp: The en to he translation failed, sorry!
19:20:54 <[bjoern]> phenny: en is "your ears disturb me, but your nose is acceptable"?
19:20:54 <phenny> [bjoern]: "eyrun trufla mig, en nef þitt er ásættanlegt" (en to is, translate.google.com)
19:21:12 <[bjoern]> phenny: en is "penis"?
19:21:12 <phenny> [bjoern]: "getnaðarlimur" (en to is, translate.google.com)
19:21:12 <sbp> best thing to say on a first date
19:21:15 <sbp> weeds out the weirdos
19:21:20 <[bjoern]> Good timing
19:21:54 <sbp> I really enjoyed our meal = let's penis
19:22:46 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell jeanniecool Mig langaði að segja bara typpið.
19:22:46 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when jeanniecool is around.
19:22:51 <sbp> you can spend all meal talking about sex and how free people are to have sex and how you think having sex is a good idea, and then at the end you go "so would you like to have sex with me?" and she will be all "you awful, AWFUL man!"
19:23:09 <sbp> despite having agreed all meal
19:23:13 <[bjoern]> I'm hungry.
19:23:18 <sbp> probably because she really needed the food and didn't want to pay for it, yeah
19:23:30 <[bjoern]> I doubt that explains my hunger
19:23:40 <sbp> hmm, so it's gastrosexophonic prostitution
19:23:48 <[bjoern]> Count me in.
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19:54:44 <BigJibby> .gc particulary
19:54:45 <phenny> particulary: 128,000
19:54:48 <BigJibby> .gc particularly
19:54:48 <phenny> particularly: 26,000,000
19:55:19 <BigJibby> .o wa who is Particu Lary?
19:55:24 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
20:00:51 <BigJibby> Monty, thats particulary fritaning
20:00:52 <Monty> gel == dirty mags;
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20:36:30 <[bjoern]> "Google Reader Play is a fun, fast way to browse the most interesting items on the web" sure
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20:41:06 <jsled> for that class of comic/funny image/short video stuff, it works.
20:41:23 <jsled> if that's the "most interesting items on the web", we're fucked.
20:41:28 <[bjoern]> Can't believe you tried it.
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20:54:54 <BigJibby> hahah jsled tried it!
20:56:57 <jsled> oh no now i am so ashamed i will cry
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22:04:19 <sbp> GREETINGS
22:04:24 <sbp> I'm so hungry
22:04:31 <sbp> [bjoern], give me some of your many food
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22:41:54 <[bjoern]> NO NEVER
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22:51:22 * jeanniecool just had a really good sandwich, SeanB
22:51:22 <phenny> jeanniecool: 19:22Z <[bjoern]> tell jeanniecool Mig langaði að segja bara typpið.
22:51:33 * jeanniecool can't read that at all
22:51:59 <[bjoern]> I know someone who could help.
22:53:18 <jeanniecool> can you tell me what it is in ASCII?
22:53:48 <[bjoern]> You could ask Björk, or phenny.
22:55:34 * jeanniecool is asking you
22:55:49 <jeanniecool> this is how it appears to me: Mig langaði að segja bara typpið
22:56:19 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Ja, so sieht das auch bei mir aus."?
22:56:20 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Yes, it looks just like that." (de to en, translate.google.com)
22:57:21 <jeanniecool> So viel deutsch verstehe ich noch. :-P
22:57:50 <jeanniecool> See, I'm pretty sure this is Bjoerk: Björk
22:58:25 <[bjoern]> Björk is Björk Guðmundsdóttir.
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22:59:08 <Monty> But what does nwalsh have to do with the price of fish?
22:59:15 <jeanniecool> So you can see why I don't really believe you when you say that your text appears the same way mine does.
22:59:16 <jeanniecool> :-P
22:59:26 * jeanniecool knows how Bjork is
22:59:33 <jeanniecool> I mean, we've never meant, but....
22:59:37 <[bjoern]> Es war ein Wink mit dem Zaunpfahl
22:59:56 <[bjoern]> Die Idee wäre gewesen, das so zu klären:
22:59:58 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Mig langaði að segja bara typpið"?
23:00:03 <phenny> [bjoern]: "I just wanted to say penis" (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:00:09 <jeanniecool> Björk Guðmundsdóttir is how it appears to me. :-/
23:00:12 <jeanniecool> LOL
23:00:14 <jeanniecool> lovely.
23:00:16 <jeanniecool> :-D
23:01:20 <Arnia> Björk Godmansdaughter... she doesn't seem very holy
23:01:49 <jeanniecool> Wie heisst denn "Zaunpfahl"?
23:01:50 <[bjoern]> She wears swans, isn't that as close as you can come?
23:01:55 <[bjoern]> .leo Zaunpfahl
23:01:57 <phenny> der Zaunpfahl = pale, post, stake, fence post, fencing post
23:01:58 <phenny> jmdm. einen Wink mit dem Zaunpfahl geben = to give so. a broad hint
23:01:59 <phenny> mit dem Zaunpfahl winken = to give a broad hint
23:02:00 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Zaunpfahl
23:02:06 <jeanniecool> ah
23:02:07 <jeanniecool> :-)
23:02:19 <[bjoern]> Use the tools, Luke!
23:02:29 * jeanniecool likes it when you use the tools for her
23:03:24 * Arnia fits jeanniecool with a swan
23:03:43 * jeanniecool needs one several sizes larger than Bjork's
23:03:45 <jeanniecool> She's tiny!
23:05:15 <[bjoern]> She requires less penis.
23:05:52 * jeanniecool nods
23:06:08 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Ammæli"?
23:06:08 <phenny> [bjoern]: "BIRTHDAY" (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:06:13 <[bjoern]> hehe
23:07:16 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Hamingju Ammæli"?
23:07:16 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Happy BIRTHDAY" (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:07:54 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Ég tala ekki íslensku orð."?
23:07:55 <phenny> [bjoern]: "I do not speak Icelandic words." (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:08:36 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Þú getur veðja það, eða beðið Björn."?
23:08:37 <phenny> [bjoern]: "You can bet it, or ask Bjorn." (is to en, translate.google.com)
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23:08:46 <[bjoern]> whoa superfail
23:10:21 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Kiss rass minn"?
23:10:22 <phenny> [bjoern]: Language guessing failed, so try suggesting one!
23:10:26 <[bjoern]> phenny, is en "Kiss rass minn"?
23:10:27 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Kiss my ass" (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:11:12 <[bjoern]> phenny, is en "Má ég snerta þig?"?
23:11:12 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Can I touch you?" (is to en, translate.google.com)
23:14:13 <thelsdj> .t UTC
23:14:13 <Monty> ok now see the thread relating to help tell us what does
23:14:14 <phenny> 2010-03-31T23:14:13Z
23:14:50 <thelsdj> .t AST
23:14:50 <phenny> Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:14:50 AST
23:15:27 <thelsdj> already some april fools stuff showing up
23:16:09 <[bjoern]> For quite some time, yes.
23:16:13 <[bjoern]> none good so far.
23:16:22 <[bjoern]> I doubt there will be any good ones on the internet.
23:16:43 <thelsdj> i wish my sink had a spray handle so i could rubber band it down
23:16:51 <thelsdj> that was ALWAYS the best
23:17:24 <[bjoern]> Look, if you want pity, swhack is not the right place, in my experience.
23:18:07 <thelsdj> what I want is for UPS to get here
23:18:50 <[bjoern]> nice try
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23:42:56 <Monty> welcome, kpreid
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