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03:14:14 <Arnia> phenny, tell sbp about http://kottke.org/10/04/lorem-ipad
03:14:14 <phenny> Arnia: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
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10:01:18 <sbp> yo
10:02:03 <archels> bonjour
10:02:08 <archels> despite the weather
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10:03:27 <Moira-phone> Hi
10:03:59 <Moira-phone> sbp
10:04:21 <Moira-phone> Setting off
10:04:26 <sbp> sup
10:04:42 <Moira-phone> My holiday
10:05:03 <sbp> sweet
10:05:05 <sbp> enjoying?
10:05:16 <Moira-phone> In our limo en route to NCL
10:05:30 <Moira-phone> loving it
10:06:09 <Moira-phone> Will be on new A380 first class
10:06:46 <Moira-phone> Spa pool bar to socialize in and showers
10:06:58 <sbp> .wik Wik wik wik
10:06:59 <phenny> "Wikipedia ( /ˌwɪkɪˈpiːdi.ə/ or /ˌwɪkiˈpiːdi.ə/ WIK-i-PEE-dee-ə) is a free,[4]| web-based, collaborative, multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
10:07:00 <sbp> FIXED
10:07:11 <sbp> Moira-phone: the plane has a spa?
10:07:28 <Moira-phone> I get a suite not a seat
10:07:51 <Moira-phone> Yes for 1st class
10:08:05 <Moira-phone> Biggest plane there is
10:08:42 <Moira-phone> Has palacial staircase to upper floor
10:09:14 <archels> If only we were rich, sbp. :(
10:09:22 <sbp> her plane has a spa!
10:09:25 <Moira-phone> Google emerites A380 first class
10:10:12 <Moira-phone> Almost at airport better go
10:10:16 <Moira-phone> Laters
10:11:55 <sbp> see ya!
10:30:22 <nsh> whose plane?
10:50:05 <sbp> <Moira-phone> Will be on new A380 first class
11:04:30 <sbp> Arnia: this OS gazetteer is awesome
11:04:41 <sbp> wonder if it would be possible to make phenweb out of it
11:04:53 <sbp> dunno what kind of results I'd want back though
11:05:00 <sbp> so many possibilities
11:05:14 <sbp> Google Maps, OS Get-a-map, Geograph...
11:06:22 <Moira-phone> sbp yes
11:06:29 <Moira-phone> A380
11:06:39 <sbp> yeah, just tellin' nsh
11:06:47 <sbp> you at NCL now?
11:07:27 <Moira-phone> I'm enjoying the executive lounge at NCL yes
11:08:16 <Moira-phone> relaxing with a cup of tea, newspaper and cheese and crackers
11:09:49 <sbp> hehe
11:09:55 <sbp> what kind of tea?
11:10:29 <sbp> .title http://blog.quadraforte.com/?p=29
11:10:30 <phenny> sbp: Review of Google App Engine and Heroku | QuadraForte LLC
11:13:17 <Moira-phone> There is every kind imaginable but I picked trad English
11:16:08 <sbp> :-)
11:18:51 <sbp> hmm
11:18:57 <sbp> if I were going to use heroku to do this app...
11:19:32 <sbp> pfft, max db size is 5MB
11:19:39 <sbp> the text file is nearly 30MB
11:21:53 <sbp> eh, nuts to it. can't be arsed anyway
11:33:53 <sbp> .o
11:33:54 <phenny> sbp: Try http://wiki.github.com/nslater/phenny-ws/ for details.
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14:06:51 <nsh> is moira at some kind of conference?
14:29:57 * jeanniecool has no idea
14:30:00 <jeanniecool> However, penis.
14:32:48 <sbp> she's on holiday
14:32:58 <sbp> the BBC's Boat Race coverage is really annoying this year
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14:39:18 <sbp> hehe
14:39:20 <sbp> David Mitchell
14:39:26 <sbp> doesn't like rowing, but does focus on this race
14:39:35 <sbp> and gets a "bit depressed" if Cambridge doesn't win
14:39:40 * jeanniecool licks SeanB
14:40:26 <sbp> yo
14:40:33 <sbp> he says you have to get up too early to row
14:40:38 <sbp> apart from him being shit at it anyway
14:40:43 <jeanniecool> lol
14:41:32 <sbp> he says sinking would be the most interesting outcome
14:41:40 <sbp> he's going to stop supporting Cambridge and start supporting sinking
14:42:07 <jeanniecool> heh
14:43:10 <sbp> doesn't tweet from his mobile phone because he thinks it'll be too obsessive
14:43:16 <sbp> he's going to stick with Cambridge, not sinking
14:44:00 <sbp> ugh, they're actually calling out the members one by one to dramatic music
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14:48:32 <scottrageous> I just got some BACN
14:49:24 * scottrageous thought he recognized the name Sean B. Palmer but it took a minute to remember
14:49:34 <jeanniecool> Is that the same as BACON?
14:49:52 <jeanniecool> and are we talking food?
14:49:54 <scottrageous> nah, it's like SPAM, only you kinda want it
14:50:04 <scottrageous> ...just not right now
14:50:32 <scottrageous> .wiki Bacn_(electronic)
14:50:39 <scottrageous> .wik Bacn_(electronic)
14:50:39 <phenny> "Bacn (pronounced 'bacon') is email which has been subscribed to and is therefore not unsolicited, but is often unread by the recipient for a long period of time, if at all." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacn_(electronic)
14:50:52 <sbp> scottrageous: yeah, I just made a swhack list
14:50:53 <jeanniecool> oh, right
14:51:03 * jeanniecool has heard that before
14:51:10 <scottrageous> sbp: heh, cool :P
14:51:35 <scottrageous> I do like me some bacon though
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14:52:01 <jeanniecool> Did I make the list, SeanB?
14:52:17 <sbp> yeah, I added anybody who's in here right now
14:52:18 <sbp> http://twitter.com/sbp/swhack
14:53:46 <jeanniecool> ah
14:53:49 <jeanniecool> rock on
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14:56:32 <scottrageous> I rarely use twitter anyway... it's useful for things like asking companies questions about products, but it's kinda like blogging, which I've never been any good at keeping up to date
14:57:19 <sbp> nah, far worse than blogging
14:57:26 <sbp> blogging actually has some discernible signal
14:58:57 <sbp> heh, dajobe is in line to get an iPad
14:59:06 <sbp> wonder if he's in the US just for the purpose
14:59:25 <lordi> there is a line for that?
14:59:39 <sbp> "preparing to join the queue at the Palo Alto apple store"
15:00:14 <lordi> does the iPad took off yet in US? in germany there is no distribution nor demand it seems
15:01:11 <jeanniecool> Yeah, people in line for hours/days, lordi.
15:02:15 <thelsdj> sbp: how's that 'trying out twitter' going for you 3 years later?
15:02:56 <thelsdj> ah cool swhack list, following
15:05:31 <[bjoern]> nu
15:11:47 <sbp> [bjoern]: http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/4481215371/
15:11:56 <sbp> thelsdj: chuckle. still don't like it
15:12:07 <sbp> but who knows, trying to make these lists and stuff
15:12:17 <sbp> I've got politics, comedy, news, and tech lists, as well as the swhack list
15:12:45 <jeanniecool> And the penis list, SeanB?
15:13:21 <sbp> whoops, missed QI. Mitchell: "I'm on QI tonight (this is a new QI, not a Dave QI) on BBC1 at 8.30pm. It's about geometry but don't be put off."
15:14:23 <sbp> dajobe on the iPad: "Waiting in ipad queue at Apple Store in Palo Alto. Maybe 100-150 folk here about 50 in reserved queue. TV crew. Scoble. Free donuts."
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15:17:25 * jeanniecool likes donuts
15:17:38 * jeanniecool even likes Scoble
15:17:43 <jeanniecool> But he's not local to me anymore.
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15:23:13 <sbp> Cambridge wins reserves race
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15:25:11 <sbp> about to start
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15:30:08 <sbp> Cambridge arm up
15:30:27 * jeanniecool has never seen this side of SeanB before
15:30:36 * jeanniecool finds it - like all the other sides - fascinating
15:30:43 <sbp> go
15:31:08 <sbp> dunno what you're talking about, heh
15:32:17 <sbp> Cambridge Middlesex station
15:33:30 <sbp> Oxford seem really well placed at the moment, ahead with smaller stroke rate
15:35:47 <sbp> quite a fast race
15:35:54 <sbp> +6 on record so far I think, mile post
15:36:01 <sbp> Harrods Depository
15:36:13 <sbp> and Oxford still ahead by nearly a length...
15:36:24 <sbp> (Hammersmith bend coming up really favours Oxford)
15:36:36 <sbp> hmm. about 2/3 length actually
15:36:48 <sbp> Oxford are going to walk it again I think
15:37:06 <sbp> Cambridge look like they panicked a bit, didn't row as smoothly, wasted energy, and got in a worse position
15:37:24 <sbp> and I suspect that after the Hammersmith bend Cambridge will be in the wake and having to cut across for Barnes Bridge
15:37:37 <sbp> Cambridge getting Oxford oar puddles already
15:37:52 <sbp> in their attempt not to get too far off line
15:38:26 <sbp> +10 at Hammersmith Bridge
15:38:35 <sbp> map here by the way:
15:38:36 <sbp> http://www.theboatrace.org/article/image/804/full.jpg
15:38:59 <sbp> only about 1/3 back now, but 36 spm
15:39:38 <sbp> Oxford only 34 spm, still ahead
15:39:46 <sbp> they're just at the eyot
15:39:58 <sbp> ("Chiswick Reach" on the map)
15:40:22 <sbp> Oxford haven't pulled out to cut across
15:40:30 <sbp> and they're running out of bend in their favour
15:40:47 <sbp> 34.5...
15:41:00 <sbp> one minute of advantage left
15:41:51 <sbp> commentator notes that Cambridge are rowing very smoothly at the moment
15:42:10 <sbp> boats are apart, water is a bit choppy anyway
15:42:18 <sbp> Oxford 33, Cambridge 34
15:42:29 <sbp> +28 as Chiswick Steps
15:42:31 <sbp> *at
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15:42:35 <sbp> they're level now
15:42:38 * jeanniecool wonders about SeanB's stroke rate
15:42:51 <sbp> nothing between them, all Cambridge's advantage now
15:42:57 <jeanniecool> That would've been much funnier - at least, timelier - if I'd remembered to hit Enter
15:42:59 <sbp> Cambridge ahead for the first time
15:43:10 <sbp> equal spm too
15:43:22 <sbp> blades clashing
15:43:41 <sbp> Oxford moving out, coming up to Barnes Bridge
15:44:09 <sbp> Cambridge win seems inevitable, Oxford looking more laboured
15:44:29 <sbp> Cambridge seem to me to have better line for the bridge arch too
15:44:35 <sbp> Cambridge half a length up
15:44:53 <sbp> only twice in history have the boat trailing at Barnes Bridge won
15:44:56 <sbp> most recently in 2002
15:45:21 <sbp> 1/2 up still
15:45:35 <sbp> about three minutes to go
15:46:30 <sbp> +60 on record time
15:46:35 <sbp> (Barnes Bridge)
15:46:41 <sbp> Oxford were slight favourites going in
15:46:47 <sbp> with the bookies
15:46:55 <sbp> Cambridge still +2 spm
15:47:22 <sbp> still surprisingly close
15:47:27 <sbp> Oxford actually pulling in
15:47:40 <sbp> ah, nope, it was the camera angle. still just over 1/2 length
15:47:47 <sbp> first win for Cambridge in three years
15:47:56 <sbp> brewery
15:48:08 <sbp> Oxford slipping now, length and a half
15:48:21 <sbp> finish
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15:53:59 <sbp> bif d
15:54:06 <sbp> big disappointment at the OS data:
15:54:06 <sbp> http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/apr/01/ordnance-survey-maps-download-free
15:54:32 <sbp> their street view is pretty useless
15:57:14 <sbp> chuckle. "MayorOfLondon: Go Oxford go!"
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17:17:48 <Arnia> lordi: no demand? Not what I've heard...
17:17:53 * Arnia puts the Doctor on
17:55:33 <lordi> sorry I misequated demand with widespread consumer hysteria
17:57:42 <sbp> the polarisation of both sides does seem to bear at least some of the traits of mass hysteria
17:58:09 <sbp> if only we had a social historian
17:58:34 <lordi> I am, but my social history is not very long
18:18:06 <sbp> —
18:18:07 <sbp> The company's co-founder Steve Wozniak joined a queue outside an Apple store in California on Friday evening.
18:18:07 <sbp> He said he had pre-ordered the device, which is retailing in the US at $499 - $829 (£328 - £545). European prices have not yet been announced.
18:18:09 <sbp> —
18:18:15 <sbp> they made him queue for one?
18:18:52 <sbp> from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8601679.stm
18:20:59 <sbp> "The 39 scrap metal workers were detained. Argentina sent its troops to rescue them and, while they were about it, invaded the Falkland Islands." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8599404.stm
18:23:29 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8601512.stm
18:23:31 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Lord Mandelson attacks Barclays head
18:27:05 * Arnia finishes Doctoring
18:57:56 <sbp> [bjoern]: heh, someone added another leo
18:57:59 <sbp> .o leo test
18:58:01 <phenny> sbp: auto-test~der Eigentest, display-test [tech.]~der Anzeigetest, post-test [tech.]~der Nachversuch, self-test~die Eigenprüfung, self-test~der Eigentest, self-test [tech.]~der Selbsttest, test~die Aufgabe, test~die Bewährungsprobe, test [tech.]~die Erprobung, test~das Examen, test [educ.]~die Klassenarbeit, test~die Klausur, test~die Kontrolle ht
18:58:15 <sbp> as if one wasn't enough
18:58:35 <sbp> there's also a gcalc, which is confusing
18:58:40 <sbp> .o gcalc 1 + 1
18:58:42 <phenny> sbp: 1 + 1 = 2
18:58:46 <sbp> .o gcalc width of the sun
18:58:49 <phenny> sbp: Invalid expression by Google standards!
18:58:52 <sbp> .o gcalc mass of the sun
18:58:53 <phenny> sbp: mass of the sun = 1.98892 * 10^(30) kilograms
18:59:15 <sbp> .c mass of the sun
18:59:15 <phenny> mass of the sun = 1.98892e30 kilograms
18:59:26 <sbp> rightio
19:02:40 <Arnia> .o wa width of the sun
19:02:44 <phenny> Sun->average diameter;864300 miles;1.391x10^6 km (kilometers);1.391x10^9 meters; ~~ 0.99928 x mean diameter of the sun ( 1.392x10^6 km );average radius->432200 miles~~109 R_(+) (equatorial radii of Earth), equatorial radius->432200 miles~~109 R_(+) (equatorial radii of Earth), polar radius->432200 miles~~109 R_(+) (equatorial radii of Earth), a
19:02:54 <[bjoern]> UMLAUTFAIL
19:03:00 <lordi> .o leo acquaintance
19:03:02 <phenny> lordi: acquaintance~die Bekanntschaft, acquaintance~die Kenntnis, acquaintance~der Umgang, acquaintance~der Bekannte (ein Bekannter) | die Bekannte, to make so.'s acquaintance~jmds. Bekanntschaft machen, to make the acquaintance of so.~jmds. Bekanntschaft machen, to have a nodding acquaintance with so.~jmdn. flüchtig kennen http://u.nu/3t538
19:03:17 <[bjoern]> .o leo Telefonhörer
19:03:18 <phenny> [bjoern]: receiver~der Telefonhörer, telephone receiver~der Telefonhörer, to hang up on so. | hung, hung |~einfach den Telefonhörer auflegen http://u.nu/4t538
19:03:31 <[bjoern]> CHARREFFAIL.
19:03:49 <sbp> compare it to my own awesome code:
19:03:49 <sbp> .leo Telefonhörer
19:03:51 <phenny> der Telefonhörer = receiver, telephone receiver
19:03:52 <phenny> einfach den Telefonhörer auflegen = to hang up on so. | hung, hung |
19:03:52 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Telefonh%C3%B6rer
19:04:03 <sbp> no charref problems there that I can't lie about!
19:04:17 <[bjoern]> madlyingsk1llz
19:04:55 <lordi> is the .o wa interface parsing the html result or using the API?
19:05:50 <sbp> nsh wrote it
19:05:56 <sbp> so this is one of those things where I wouldn't like to guess
19:06:02 <sbp> wait, actually, no I do know
19:06:08 <sbp> it's using the AP... I? I think?
19:06:21 <sbp> because it complains about its JSON stringified precccccioussss
19:06:27 <lordi> is phenny on github or similar?
19:06:46 <Arnia> .o wawa
19:06:47 <phenny> Arnia: Sorry, no such service. See http://wiki.github.com/nslater/oblique/
19:06:47 <sbp> yup
19:07:22 <sbp> all .o things are web services
19:07:26 <sbp> so can't blame me, for most of them
19:07:44 <Arnia> I can blame you for whatever I like
19:08:04 <sbp> *you* can
19:08:06 <Arnia> Cancer, gemini AND taurus, for example.
19:08:30 * Arnia takes the Junior Deity's First Constellation Kit off sbp
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19:08:41 <sbp> what about Hipparchus?
19:08:53 <Arnia> wasn't that you sneezing?
19:09:16 <sbp> not saying, might incriminate me
19:09:22 <[bjoern]> There is a leo API?
19:09:32 <sbp> no, for .o wa
19:09:40 <sbp> I was just stalling really
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19:09:46 <Arnia> [bjoern]: ask sbp; he's in charge of constellations on the ecliptic
19:09:54 <sbp> in case lordi is part of Wolfram|Alpha's legal team
19:10:31 <Arnia> or the French...
19:10:44 * Arnia scatters glitter over [bjoern]
19:11:03 <[bjoern]> Hey stop that, I just got my hair cut.
19:11:28 <Arnia> Monty: want to help?
19:11:32 <Monty> give up stupidity for something right knowledge and that's problematic!
19:11:33 * sbp scatters glitter eating monsters over [bjoern]
19:11:50 <Arnia> Monty is in a profound mood tonight
19:11:51 <Monty> Super-Cuccoo == sexy thoughts;
19:11:57 <Arnia> See
19:11:58 <sbp> yeah
19:12:50 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Free Glitter Eating Monster Pups. Apply to [bjoern]'s hair"
19:13:24 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: "Free Glitter Eating Monster Pups. Apply to [bjoern]'s hair. Free trials for $9.99 CAD."
19:13:41 <sbp> we still didn't get the $100 CAD from each of the people I milked it from the other day
19:13:58 *** Arnia changed the topic to: "Free Glitter Eating Monster Pups. Apply to [bjoern]'s hair. Free trials for $9.99 CAD/$199.99 USD."
19:14:07 <sbp> kpreid alone still owes us $300 CAD
19:14:14 <[bjoern]> Why is the free trial cheaper if you pay in USD?
19:14:15 <sbp> owes the Swhack economy
19:14:28 <sbp> yeah, that's too far on America and hence unfair on the rest of us
19:14:37 <sbp> I'm going to let that typo stand
19:15:02 <[bjoern]> Don't think we can't see you faking the logs.
19:15:15 <sbp> even if you can, nobody will ever know about it
19:15:41 <[bjoern]> Well we would know, but no one would ever believe us.
19:15:54 <[bjoern]> Just consider how many times we admitted we are crazy in swhack logs.
19:16:11 <Arnia> I'm perfectly [redacted]
19:16:35 <Arnia> I'm going to [redacted] the [redacted] with [redacted]. Are you with me?
19:16:44 <sbp> [redacted]
19:16:57 <sbp> wait, if I'm being redacted too...
19:17:06 <[bjoern]> ████ ████ █████ ███ ███ ███ ████
19:17:15 <sbp> heh, yeah
19:17:34 <Arnia> — Washington Irving
19:18:21 <[bjoern]> ◧◨◧◨◧◨◧◨◧◨◩◪◩◪◩◪◩◪
19:18:53 <[bjoern]> ◤◢☺◣◥
19:19:34 <sbp> you're being redacted by someone on LSD now
19:19:36 <sbp> nslater: http://www.mail-archive.com/debian-bugs-dist@lists.debian.org/msg704295.html
19:19:43 <sbp> nslater: what was that all about? and what happened?
19:20:20 <nslater> yo
19:20:23 <sbp> yo
19:20:27 <tav> y0
19:20:34 <tav> that boy is a monster!
19:20:37 <sbp> also, where's that thing to check how often phenny has been debian installed?
19:20:45 <sbp> who? Washington Irving?
19:20:49 <nslater> oh yeah
19:20:55 <nslater> some douchbag, why?
19:21:10 <sbp> was just looking up phenny stuff and found it
19:21:18 <sbp> wondered if it was some lulery I could learn about
19:21:20 <nslater> the thread explains what went on
19:21:33 <nslater> well, the package was mainatined by me under the auspices of the python team
19:21:38 <sbp> I don't really understand the resolution though
19:21:44 <nslater> when i had enough of debian, i had a chat with the lead of the that team
19:21:51 <nslater> he agreed to take it into team maintainership formally
19:22:08 <nslater> you dont upload a new package for something that minor - because then everyone has to upgrade
19:22:16 <nslater> and this guy reported a bug and started sending me emails about it
19:22:28 <nslater> and i told him politely that he should ping piotr about it
19:22:37 <nslater> and he was like "but this text file here says you must do it, so do it"
19:22:50 <nslater> and i was like "nope. because actually that file is just out of date. please contact piotr"
19:22:59 <nslater> i dont know what happened in the end
19:23:35 <sbp> and where's the usage thing?
19:23:39 <nslater> hmm?
19:24:02 <sbp> that shows install frequency
19:24:45 <nslater> oh
19:24:50 <nslater> you're looking for the popcon
19:24:58 <nslater> find phenny in debian - it has a homepage
19:25:03 <nslater> there should be a link to popcon from there
19:25:25 <sbp> .g phenny debian
19:25:26 <phenny> sbp: http://packages.debian.org/phenny
19:25:57 <sbp> no popcon link
19:26:55 <sbp> found it by Google
19:26:55 <sbp> http://qa.debian.org/popcon.php?package=phenny
19:27:02 <nslater> http://qa.debian.org/popcon.php?package=phenny
19:27:24 <sbp> http://qa.debian.org/popcon.php?package=phenny
19:27:47 <sbp> 29 installs doesn't sound that impressive
19:28:02 <sbp> perl has 91,000
19:28:41 <nslater> the number is relative
19:28:46 <nslater> hardly anybody has popcon installed
19:29:03 <nslater> so it doesnt really mean much except for being internally more or less consistent with previous numbers
19:29:16 <nslater> perl is part of the default unix base
19:29:22 <nslater> so pretty much every install of debian will have perl
19:29:35 <sbp> why isn't phenny part of the default unix base?
19:29:51 <nslater> email rms
19:30:11 <Arnia> why does Perl exist?
19:30:13 <sbp> .o email rms@debian.org Phenny // Why isn't phenny part of the default unix base? --sbp
19:30:13 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no such service. See http://wiki.github.com/nslater/oblique/
19:30:24 <nslater> im about to go into town
19:30:29 <nslater> but i have a tiny present for you
19:30:29 <sbp> noOOoo
19:30:32 <nslater> the rest is to come later
19:30:34 <sbp> then I can't ask you stupid questions
19:30:44 <nslater> .o refresh
19:30:45 <phenny> nslater: Okay, found 86 services.
19:31:07 <nslater> .o refresh
19:31:07 <phenny> nslater: Okay, found 87 services. Added: map
19:31:11 <nslater> .o map york
19:31:13 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:31:16 <nslater> .o map
19:31:16 <Monty> cool swhack list
19:31:16 <phenny> Please specify a command: find show gen
19:31:21 <nslater> .o map find york
19:31:21 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:31:25 <nslater> ugh
19:31:27 <nslater> stupid thing
19:31:27 <sbp> nice
19:31:29 <nslater> one sec
19:31:54 <nslater> .o refresh
19:31:54 <phenny> nslater: Okay, found 87 services.
19:31:54 <sbp> this is funny because it's exactly what I do whenever there's a new phenny command
19:32:00 <nslater> .o map find york
19:32:00 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:32:02 <nslater> argh
19:32:03 <sbp> <sbp> [bjoern]! [bjoern]! check out my new phenny command!
19:32:07 <sbp> <sbp> .command
19:32:15 <sbp> <phenny> I AM BROKEN HELP ME SOMEBODY
19:32:26 <sbp> <[bjoern]> great, sbp. great
19:32:33 <nslater> .o refresh
19:32:34 <phenny> nslater: Okay, found 87 services.
19:32:35 <nslater> .o map find
19:32:35 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:32:39 <nslater> .o map
19:32:39 <phenny> Please specify a command: find show gen
19:32:42 <nslater> .o map find
19:32:42 <phenny> Please specify a query.
19:32:45 <nslater> goddamn
19:32:59 <nslater> but it works here
19:33:01 <nslater> .o map find
19:33:01 <phenny> Please specify a query.
19:33:04 <nslater> aha
19:33:05 <nslater> .o map find yorl
19:33:06 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:33:08 <nslater> .o map find york
19:33:08 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:33:14 <nslater> what the fuck url does that send through
19:33:16 <nslater> oh, a space
19:33:19 <nslater> probably?
19:33:26 <nslater> .o map find/york
19:33:28 <sbp> probably %20 yeah
19:33:41 <phenny> Drumyork Hill, New York, New York Fm, Newyork, North York Moors National Park, North Yorkshire Moors Railway, York, York Br, York Cross, York Cross Rigg, York Fm, York Gate Fm, York Grounds Fm, York Ho, York Tower, York Town, York/Ebvracvm, Yorke's Folly, Yorkhill, Yorkhouse Cave, Yorkletts, Yorkley, Yorkley Court, Yorkley Slade, Yorks Fm, York's W
19:33:41 <nslater> ...
19:33:44 <nslater> woo
19:33:47 <nslater> lemme just fix that then
19:33:59 <sbp> .o map find/funk
19:34:14 <phenny> Funkirk
19:34:23 <sbp> Funkirk? awesome
19:36:19 <nslater> uploading new version
19:36:26 <Arnia> .o map find/dog
19:36:32 <phenny> Afon Beidog, Afon Caradog, Afon Clywedog, Allt Dogha, Alltfadog, Bardogs Fm, Black Dog, Black Dog Fm, Black Dog Woods, Blackdog, Blackdog Burn, Blackdog Links, Blackdog Rock, Bodanwydog, Bodwyddog, Bonc Fadog, Bryn Dyfrydog, Bryn Madog, Brynhwdog, Bryn-Madog, Bull Dog Channel, Bull Dog Sand, Bwlch-garneddog, Cae Caradog, Cae Caradog Fm, Cae Madog,
19:36:36 <sbp> ah!
19:36:41 <Arnia> .o map find/hound
19:36:42 <nslater> there are a few things you need to know
19:36:47 <nslater> let me just upload a sane version
19:36:53 <nslater> irght
19:36:55 <phenny> Great Houndbeare Fm, Great Houndtor, Greyhound Law, Hare and Hounds Corner, Hound, Hound Green, Hound Hill, Hound Hillock, Hound Ho, Hound Point, Hound Rig, Hound Tor, Hound Wood, Houndalee, Houndapit Fm, Houndean Bottom, Houndean Mill, Houndkirk Moor, Houndmills, Houndown, Houndridge, Houndscroft, Houndsell Place, Houndshall, Houndslow, Houndsmoor
19:36:59 <nslater> .o map find york f
19:37:04 <sbp> one that worked in non-polynomial time would be nice
19:37:14 <phenny> New York Fm, York Fm
19:37:17 <nslater> im not sure how to index it nicely
19:37:21 <nslater> .o map find york*
19:37:30 <Arnia> *hands you Lucene*
19:37:35 <phenny> York, York Br, York Cross, York Cross Rigg, York Fm, York Gate Fm, York Grounds Fm, York Ho, York Tower, York Town, York/Ebvracvm, Yorke's Folly, Yorkhill, Yorkhouse Cave, Yorkletts, Yorkley, Yorkley Court, Yorkley Slade, Yorks Fm, York's Wood
19:37:38 <nslater> on app engine??
19:37:38 <nslater> hehe
19:37:41 <nslater> .o map find *york
19:37:47 <Arnia> Websolr
19:37:51 <Arnia> .g websolr
19:37:51 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.websolr.com/
19:37:56 <phenny> New York, Newyork, York
19:38:03 <nslater> so, wildcards are supported
19:38:05 <nslater> also
19:38:09 <nslater> .map show york
19:38:13 <Arnia> .o map find pup
19:38:13 <nslater> erm
19:38:16 <nslater> .o map show york
19:38:17 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, the service is broken.
19:38:21 <nslater> noooo
19:38:22 <nslater> .o map show york
19:38:22 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, the service is broken.
19:38:26 <nslater> :(
19:38:27 <phenny> Pupers Hill
19:38:29 <nslater> .o map
19:38:29 <phenny> Please specify a command: find show gen
19:38:33 <nslater> .o map show
19:38:33 <phenny> Please specify a query.
19:38:37 <nslater> .o map show york
19:38:37 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, the service is broken.
19:38:57 <Arnia> sbp: is your question answered? Sorry about the delay
19:39:30 <sbp> I can't even remember my question
19:40:09 <nslater> .o map show york
19:40:10 <phenny> nslater: Sorry, the service is broken.
19:40:11 <nsh> lordi, parsing. the source is in somewhere or something
19:40:12 <Arnia> Places in the UK with names to do with dogs
19:40:14 <nslater> ARGH
19:40:20 <nslater> .o map show york
19:40:21 <phenny> Patches welcome!
19:40:24 <nsh> nslater, where does .o wa live?
19:40:24 <nslater> :D
19:40:25 <Arnia> .o map find Durham
19:40:39 <sbp> oh, yeah!
19:40:39 <phenny> Durham, Durham Bridge Fm, Durham Fm, Durham Hill, Durham Riding, Durham Tees Valley International Airport, Durhamfield, Durhamhill, Kirkpatrick Durham, Mapledurham, Mapledurham House, Old Durham
19:40:43 <nslater> if someone can think of a good way to index and search the names, im open to suggestions
19:41:09 <Arnia> .g Google Base full-text search appengine
19:41:10 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.chrisumbel.com/article/appengine_fulltext_nltk
19:41:12 <lordi> nsh, the usage of the API still needs to be paid for, right?
19:41:24 <Arnia> nslater: ^^^
19:41:38 <nsh> stephen wolfram does like money...
19:41:40 <nslater> http://github.com/nslater/oblique/blob/master/service/map.py
19:41:50 <nslater> ill improve it later
19:41:53 <nslater> this is just a start
19:41:54 <nsh> .o wa mjah prunph ballshf whoo
19:41:57 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
19:42:16 <nsh> http://code.google.com/p/phenny-ws/source/browse/trunk/service/wolframalpha.py?r=168
19:42:17 <nslater> nsh: http://github.com/nslater/oblique/blob/master/service/wolframalpha.py
19:42:20 <nslater> patches welcome!
19:42:31 <nsh> this was before i lrnt2python
19:42:34 <nsh> so expect suck
19:42:49 <nslater> .o map runcorn
19:42:50 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:42:55 <nslater> .o map find runcorn
19:43:09 <phenny> Higher Runcorn, Runcorn, Runcorn Gap, Runcorn Hill, Runcorn-Widnes Bridge
19:43:14 <Arnia> .o map find Manchester
19:43:29 <phenny> City of Manchester Stadium, Godmanchester, Godmanchester/Dvrovigvtum, Manchester, Manchester International Airport, Manchester Lodge, Manchester Ship Canal
19:43:49 <Arnia> .o wa Ger
19:43:50 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
19:44:10 <Arnia> .o map find Ger
19:44:11 <phenny> Abinger Bottom, Abinger Common, Abinger Forest, Abinger Hammer, Aingers Green, Aisgerbheinn, Aisgernis, Alsager, Alsagers Bank, Angerham, Angerholme, Angering Station, Angers Fm, Angersleigh, Angerton, Angerton Bank, Angerton Hall, Angerton Ho, Angerton Marsh, Angerton North Moor
19:44:13 <nslater> .o map find frodsham
19:44:28 <phenny> Frodsham, Frodsham Marsh, Frodsham Marsh Fm, Frodsham Score
19:44:45 <nslater> .o map find * fm
19:44:45 <phenny> Abbey Barn Fm, Abbey Field Fm, Abbey Fm, Abbey Ford Fm, Abbey Hall Fm, Abbey Mills Fm, Abbey Park Fm, Abbey View Fm, Abbey Warren Fm, Abbeylands Fm, Abbeymill Fm, Abbot Fm, Abbot Hagg Fm, Abbot's Court Fm, Abbots Fm, Abbot's Fm, Abbot's Hill Fm, Abbots Moss Fm, Abbots Reading Fm, Abbot's Wick Fm
19:44:59 * nsh dives into physics for a few hours
19:45:16 <nslater> .o map find cock
19:45:19 <phenny> Acock's Green, Alcock Tarn, Alcocks Fm, Alcock's Fm, Alecock's Grave, Badcocks Fm, Badcock's Fm, Braecock, Cock, Cock & End, Cock Abingdon Fm, Cock Alley, Cock Ash, Cock Bank, Cock Beck, Cock Bevington, Cock Br, Cock Bridge, Cock Burn, Cock Bush Hall Fm
19:45:25 <nslater> .o map find cock *
19:45:29 <phenny> Cock & End, Cock Abingdon Fm, Cock Alley, Cock Ash, Cock Bank, Cock Beck, Cock Bevington, Cock Br, Cock Bridge, Cock Burn, Cock Bush Hall Fm, Cock Cairn, Cock Clarks, Cock Croft, Cock Fen Fm, Cock Flat, Cock Fm, Cock Fms, Cock Gate, Cock Green
19:45:36 <nslater> Cock & End? lol
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19:45:47 <nslater> Cock Burn...
19:46:05 <nslater> .o map whip
19:46:05 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:46:09 <nslater> .o map find whip
19:46:17 <treed> Cock Bush Hall
19:46:23 <phenny> Coed Coesau-whips, Kerewhip Bank, Kilwhipnach, River Whipling, Whip Corrie, Whip Ridding Cott, Whip Ridding Fm, Whip, The, Whipcott, Whipley Manor, Whippance Fm, Whippendell Botton, Whippendell Wood, Whippenscott, Whipper Slack, Whippielaw, Whippingham, Whipps Cross Hospl, Whipsiderry, Whipsnade
19:46:30 <nslater> .o map find whip-ma
19:46:45 <nslater> .o map find whop
19:46:46 <phenny> No matches.
19:46:56 <treed> .o map find Shoop
19:46:59 <sbp> At that very moment, for the first time in her life, she had wood.
19:47:02 <phenny> Fawhope, Nether Phawhope, Over Phawhope, Phawhope Burn, Phawhope Hill, Phawhope Kips, Rowhope, Rowhope Burn, Snowhope Close, Snowhope Hill, Snowhope Moor
19:47:12 <phenny> No matches.
19:47:18 <nslater> .o map coleridge
19:47:18 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:47:23 <nslater> @__@
19:47:26 <nslater> .o map find coleridge
19:47:27 <sbp> .o map clattering
19:47:27 <phenny> Invalid command.
19:47:34 <sbp> .o map find clattering
19:47:39 <nslater> this find/show/gen thing may be confusing
19:47:39 <Monty> the 760 is if i think it's more palatable to widen the weather like today?
19:47:39 <sbp> FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
19:47:40 <Monty> Fawhope, Nether Phawhope, Over Phawhope, Phawhope Hill, Phawhope Hill, Snowhope Hill, Snowhope Close, Snowhope Hill, Phawhope Burn, Snowhope Moor
19:47:42 <nslater> i think i have an improvement
19:47:42 <phenny> Coleridge Cott, Coleridge Ho
19:47:50 <phenny> Clattering Burn, Clatteringbrigs, Clatteringford, Clatteringhouses, Clatteringshaws, Clatteringshaws Fell, Clatteringshaws Loch
19:48:08 <nslater> i will remove the need to specify
19:48:10 <nslater> for now, im out!
19:48:18 <nslater> if you have improvements, feel free to fork my code
19:50:03 <sbp> .o map show Coleridge
19:50:04 <phenny> Patches welcome!
19:50:08 <sbp> .o map show Coleridge Ho
19:50:08 <phenny> Patches welcome!
19:50:29 <sbp> snife. it's like sniff + shite
19:51:25 <sbp> .g foursquare.com
19:51:26 <phenny> sbp: http://foursquare.com/
19:52:34 <sbp> heh. posterous.com on BBC Click
19:53:29 <sbp> yeah, but you can't post by list mail Kate. YOU CAN'T POST BY LIST MAIL
19:53:59 <nslater> lol
19:54:00 <Arnia> YOU CAN'T EXIST KATE
19:54:12 * Arnia revokes Kate's ontological rights
19:54:19 <sbp> .title en.tackfilm.se
19:54:20 <phenny> sbp: Make a thank you movie!
19:54:46 <sbp> .title chinesefilms.cn
19:54:49 <phenny> sbp: Chinese Films
19:55:34 <sbp> .title redbullstratos.com
19:55:35 <phenny> sbp: Felix Baumgartner, Space Diving, Space Jump | Red Bull Stratos
19:57:48 <Arnia> [[[
19:57:50 <Arnia> On the plus side if it were launching here today as well as the US I honestly don't think my brain and heart would cope with the excitment of an iPad launch on the same day as the new series of Doctor Who with a new Doctor and a new leggy redheaded assistant.
19:57:59 <Arnia> ]]] — http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=9559076&postcount=229
19:58:24 <sbp> yeah his assistant looked cute
19:58:31 <sbp> but I didn't follow this up
19:58:41 <sbp> what did you think?
19:58:45 <Arnia> I enjoyed it
19:58:53 <sbp> better or worse?
19:59:03 <sbp> if that's not a stupid question
19:59:07 <sbp> which it is
19:59:10 <Arnia> About the same. It is hard to judge from one episode in an arc
19:59:56 <sbp> well, so not clearly worse and not clearly better it sounds
20:00:58 <Arnia> It was good... it was an introductory episode though
20:01:12 <Arnia> but it did have some tense and scary bits
20:02:29 <[bjoern]> Space diving is kinda boring, if you don't do it near a gravity well.
20:05:34 <Arnia> Sorry, the swimming pool is in the library
20:06:05 <sbp> phenny: en is "Sorry, the swimming pool is in the library"?
20:06:06 <phenny> sbp: The en to is translation failed, sorry!
20:06:11 <sbp> nooOOOooo
20:10:30 <[bjoern]> it's been like that for some time now
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20:10:50 <[bjoern]> .gc Því miður, sundlaugin er á bókasafni
20:10:51 <phenny> Því miður, sundlaugin er á bókasafni: 691
20:13:02 <Arnia> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8599404.stm
20:13:04 <phenny> Arnia: BBC News - Scrap dealer who accidentally set off the Falklands War
20:13:17 <sbp> yeah, quoted that above too
20:13:33 <sbp> good article
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22:27:03 *** [bjoern] changed the topic to: ""A mutant monster of my own creation roaming the countryside, taking over the world! It's a dark day for mad science." -- [censored]"
22:29:48 <sbp> is the topic about the iPad?
22:30:29 <[bjoern]> More in the area of
22:30:31 <[bjoern]> Bernard: You have a machine whose sole function is producing toxic waste?
22:30:31 <[bjoern]> Dr. Fred: You can't have a high-tech laboratory like this and NOT spew poisonous filth! All the other mad scientists would laugh!
22:31:11 <[bjoern]> This would fit the simpsons aswell,
22:31:12 <[bjoern]> John Hancock: [while writing the Constitution] How about an amendment that the President has to be a human being?
22:31:13 <[bjoern]> Thomas Jefferson: Please, this is serious business.
22:31:13 <[bjoern]> John Hancock: You're right.
22:32:59 <sbp> they should have done it, would have saved America from the Bush era
22:33:34 <[bjoern]> Yeah, considering how they cared about the constitution.
22:34:02 <[bjoern]> It's not like he had been elected to begin with.
22:34:05 <sbp> you raise an interesting point
22:34:26 <sbp> I'm sure this will be dealt with by the relevant authorities
22:34:51 <[bjoern]> Fox?
22:35:06 <sbp> yeah! ̄¯... what!
22:35:17 <sbp> ㋡!
22:35:33 <sbp> wrong input mode
22:35:33 <sbp> scary
22:37:57 <[bjoern]> Waiting for Zak McKracken: Between Time and Space to finish downloading
22:39:42 <[bjoern]> I wonder what would have happend if Columbus had been greeted like "Cannibals: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?"
22:41:41 <[bjoern]> Or "Voodoo Lady: Two, four, six, eight, who do we assassinate?"
22:43:19 <sbp> Arnia: Caitlin Moran was SCREAMINGLY impressed by Doctor Who
22:43:38 <Arnia> That's quite an extreme reaction...
22:43:54 <[bjoern]> It happens when you put the dvd in the wrong place.
22:44:04 <Arnia> DVD in duckslot?
22:44:13 <Arnia> Monty: how is your duckslot these days?
22:44:14 <[bjoern]> Good meme recall there.
22:44:17 <Monty> if (movements == embryos) { dashboard excretes ISBN artifical penis;}
22:44:31 <[bjoern]> .leo widmung
22:44:33 <phenny> dedication = die Widmung
22:44:33 <phenny> devotement = die Widmung
22:44:34 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=widmung
22:44:42 <[bjoern]> Dedicated to jeanniecool, Monty?
22:44:45 <Monty> http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/04/sjm5v.jpg
22:45:01 <sbp> http://twitpic.com/1cyh7w (transcribed from my iPod, wtf am I DOING people)
22:45:46 <[bjoern]> Kinda like Zoidberg and Faberge eggs.
22:46:35 <[bjoern]> The pix google comes up with for the terms include http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_74Fj16-aWFo/R0lA_f6yM4I/AAAAAAAADFY/RatrQDSbbBI/s400/zoidprof.jpg
22:46:47 <[bjoern]> http://it.netlogstatic.com/p/oo/027/416/27416786.jpg and http://it.netlogstatic.com/p/oo/027/416/27416616.jpg
22:46:52 <sbp> "Just got the new iPad. This amazing device has already revolutionized the way I use a calculator." ̄— Conan O'Brien
22:47:10 <[bjoern]> Like, not?
22:47:16 <sbp> Zoidberg looks not quite right in the second one
22:47:42 <[bjoern]> That is what I've been thinking.
22:48:30 <[bjoern]> "Rapp Scallion: Violets are blue. Roses are read. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead" -- his contributing to Rhyme like a Pirate day?
22:48:34 <sbp> wtf, G.P. moves from BBC 1 to BBC 2 halfway tomorrow
22:48:56 <[bjoern]> ion
22:49:03 <Arnia> noi?
22:49:24 <[bjoern]> I was correcting my typo, would you fuck off now please?
22:49:54 <Arnia> I was just handing you a noi
22:49:59 <[bjoern]> Guybrush: He's going to come after me!
22:49:59 <[bjoern]> Voodoo Lady: Yes.
22:49:59 <[bjoern]> Guybrush: He's going to try to kill me!
22:50:00 <[bjoern]> Voodoo Lady: Undoubtedly.
22:50:00 <[bjoern]> Guybrush: Can you just kill me now and get it over with?
22:52:55 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: Elaine can't marry LeChuck; she's already married!
22:52:55 <[bjoern]> Reverend Rasputin: The first church of LeChuck (orthodox) doesn't recognize Elaine's blasphemous marriage to the... Anti-LeChuck.
22:52:55 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: Who?
22:52:55 <[bjoern]> Reverend Rasputin: The evil Anti-LeChuck, "He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken".
22:52:55 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: Guybrush Threepwood?
22:52:56 <[bjoern]> Reverend Rasputin: Ack, you said the name! Blasphemer!
22:52:56 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: I'M the Anti-LeChuck?
22:52:57 <[bjoern]> Reverend Rasputin: Hahahaha. Don't be silly. The Anti-LeChuck is three meters tall, has a prehensile tail, a forked tongue, and the number "1138" stamped on his forehead.
22:55:24 *** shepazutoo is now known as shepazu
22:55:55 <[bjoern]> "Guybrush Threepwood: [singing] Oh... there's... a... monkey in my pocket / And he's stealing all my change / His stare is blank and glassy / I suspect that he's deranged!" ~ oooh yeah.
22:56:19 <[bjoern]> Although I do think the proper text is "his eyes are"
22:57:34 <[bjoern]> Edward Van Helgen: What! You shot my banjo!
22:57:34 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: You can't be sure of that. That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.
23:00:39 <sbp> oh, Haye won
23:00:54 <[bjoern]> Haye to you to sbp. How goes it?
23:01:17 <sbp> mokto bang fai g'kon fot sim bak?
23:01:22 <[bjoern]> Lately me broken keyboard not only has lost keys, they also have become more sticky than usual.
23:01:34 <[bjoern]> Thank you, but I am hungry myself.
23:01:58 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
23:01:58 <[bjoern]> Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.
23:01:58 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: You seem bitter.
23:01:58 <[bjoern]> Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.
23:02:56 <[bjoern]> Haggis McMutton: Me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton.'
23:02:56 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl, then.
23:02:56 <[bjoern]> Haggis McMutton: Aye.
23:03:59 <sbp> och, would he be a wee bit Scotttish now?
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23:05:10 <[bjoern]> Well he wears a kilt und throws logs.
23:05:28 <kpreid> •················•
23:05:32 <sbp> big logs oder little logs?
23:05:32 <[bjoern]> So I don't know, but his name is suggestive.
23:05:34 <kpreid> aw, no amusing pile of old phenny messages
23:05:53 <[bjoern]> several times your size. Does that help?
23:05:53 <sbp> nah, but you owe us $300
23:05:55 <sbp> Canadian
23:06:18 <[bjoern]> Plus interest (not the romantic kind)
23:06:19 <kpreid> explicate plz
23:06:29 <[bjoern]> Since when do we do .that.?
23:06:56 <[bjoern]> Lemonhead: You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!
23:07:37 <[bjoern]> (Lemonhead is a tofu-turned cannibal)
23:08:32 <[bjoern]> LeChuck: [as the LeChuck toy doll] Arrr! Math be hard! Let's go shopping!
23:09:11 <sbp> kpreid: on April Fool's Day we had the topic to something like "Swhack now costs $100 to join. CAD. YOU PAY NOW."
23:09:17 <sbp> you joined three times while that topic was set
23:09:23 <kpreid> ah
23:09:38 <sbp> you can pay us in love if you want
23:09:43 <sbp> I advise CAD though
23:09:48 <[bjoern]> (by that we mean ipads.)
23:09:52 <sbp> hehe
23:09:53 <kpreid> let's see
23:10:08 <sbp> do you have your iPad yet, kpreid?
23:10:14 <kpreid> naw
23:10:21 <kpreid> it's too big for x and too small for y
23:10:43 <[bjoern]> solve for y = porn
23:11:00 <sbp> x = pushing your milk money up your nose
23:11:24 <sbp> I'm just really good at algebra. don't be surprised
23:11:25 <kpreid> I recognize that it's a different category than 'pda' (that would be the iphone) but see http://kpreid.livejournal.com/22470.html for some of my mobile device notions
23:12:09 <[bjoern]> If you cannot put your thoughts into 140 code points, we are not interested.
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23:12:26 <sbp> I love the explanation at the bottom for stupid people
23:12:49 *** phenny (sbp@59.176.232.72.static.reverse.ltdomains.com) has joined #swhack
23:12:50 <[bjoern]> kpreid killed phenny! You bastard!
23:13:00 <[bjoern]> Her resurrection is no excuse.
23:13:12 <sbp> not sure what happened there
23:13:16 <sbp> if indeed anything did happen
23:13:19 <sbp> nothing to see here purple
23:13:30 <[bjoern]> there are people pictures under that url
23:13:39 <kpreid> anyway, so the ipad is not what I want for a portable-information-device-thingy, because it's too large. if it's not going to fit in my pocket, then I might as well take my laptop
23:13:44 <[bjoern]> without warning. surely that is illegal?
23:14:34 <sbp> I'm not trying to convince you to buy one, even though you should
23:14:39 <[bjoern]> 30 seconds now
23:14:43 <sbp> you are in the land of milk and honey and Apple after all
23:14:51 <sbp> might as well exploit that fact with American currency
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23:15:05 <sbp> fupp
23:15:05 <Arnia> kpreid: I plan on getting one because I find laptops very invasive
23:15:09 <[bjoern]> fupp: what is your ipad code?
23:15:26 <[bjoern]> Arnia: Yes, go and take the Apple, good idea.
23:15:37 <Arnia> kpreid: they get between me and what I'm working on and force be to adopt an uncomfortable posture
23:15:37 <kpreid> Arnia: mm, I can see that. in terms of plop-on-desk-and-focus-on-it sort of thing?
23:15:40 <[bjoern]> fupp: ipad code or asl plz.
23:15:45 <fupp> I haven't gotten it in the mail yet
23:15:55 <kpreid> Ah, ergonomics, not social impact
23:16:39 <Arnia> kpreid: I'm a very haptic person too... I think better when I feel I can touch things
23:16:54 <Arnia> (we've discussed my mild synaesthesia before)
23:17:05 <[bjoern]> Guybrush Threepwood: I'm selling these fine leather jackets. / Wally: Really? / Guybrush Threepwood: No. Not really. I lied. / Wally: Oh. Well, in that case, I don't want one! / Guybrush Threepwood: Sorry we couldn't make a deal.
23:17:08 <[bjoern]> Time to decompress.
23:17:17 <Arnia> so the less indirection between me and what I'm working on, the better
23:17:52 <fupp> can I get my ipad code online also?
23:18:07 <sbp> what is fupp?
23:18:16 <Arnia> what is speed?
23:18:19 <Arnia> what is misery?
23:18:26 <Arnia> what is discombobulation?
23:18:34 <sbp> speed and misery is fupp? and discombobulation?
23:18:54 * Arnia smiles enigmatically
23:18:58 <fupp> mostly discombobultation, I got it from Bob
23:21:43 <[bjoern]> Arnold: [a Nazi spots Indy in the Crete labyrinth] You there, Amerikanner! Kommen zie! I won't hurt you. / [Indy walks over] / Arnold: Know any good drinking tunes? / Indiana Jones: Maybe, let me think...\rdblquote Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime"? / Arnold: No, that's too depressing. Now I'll have to amuse myself by tearing your head off! -- not like he didn't have a chance
23:22:05 <[bjoern]> QUESTION AHEAD, PREPARE URSELV
23:22:18 <[bjoern]> What's the most memorable scene of all the various indy movies?
23:22:31 <[bjoern]> ANSWER NOW, QUESTION IS OVER
23:23:36 <fupp> how do I hack conficker?
23:23:45 <[bjoern]> I do feel inclined to say, ANSWER, YOU SPINELESS SAUSAGES.
23:24:07 <[bjoern]> Conficker is a worm, it is not meaningful to "hack" it.
23:24:16 <[bjoern]> .wik Conficker
23:24:17 <phenny> "Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido, is a computer worm targeting the Microsoft Windows operating system that was first detected in November 2008." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker
23:25:15 <fupp> I need access to it's network since I want to send an email to someone I met but I don't know their address so I have to try all of them
23:25:15 <kpreid> Hey, so
23:25:23 <sbp> let the man hack the worm if he wants to hack the worm
23:25:29 <kpreid> Can we check off 'Apple tablet' as having happened now?
23:25:36 <sbp> yes
23:26:06 <[bjoern]> SEKRET MESSAGE TO SBP ET AL.: Jung shcc whfg fnvq vf bar bs gur shaavrfg unpx erdhrfgf urer rire, V jbhyq guvax.
23:27:04 <fupp> yes, it is quite funny
23:27:16 <sbp> CODED REPLY. irervaoneg. Rf vfg frue yhfgvt. nhpu, jnehz qh avpug rvasnpu va qrhgfpure Fcenpur mh fcerpura? Re vfg Fpujrqvfpu, fvr irefgrura avpug qrhgfpu. bqre Ratyvfpu. bqre qre trfhaqr Zrafpurairefgnaq
23:27:46 <fupp> I'm not swedish
23:28:04 <sbp> oh flip he's German
23:28:29 <Arnia> sbp: he'll go blind
23:28:37 <sbp> so you understand rot13 and German? how does that work?
23:28:42 <sbp> also, why do you want to meta-hack?
23:28:53 <sbp> you can't hack a hack, man. that's like. mindbending
23:29:13 <Arnia> The Hack Hack Man?
23:30:20 <sbp> I was just about to rot13 "HOW ABOUT JAPANESE? DO YOU UNDERSTAND JAPANESE FUCKER?", but then I got really confused about how rot13 might work on kanji
23:30:44 <[bjoern]> SBP: Gur trfgtwnsv ansa rsgve nð unaa xrzhe serxne seá Abertv.
23:31:18 <sbp> maybe it works for katakana
23:31:45 <[bjoern]> I looked ㋡ up when you mentioned it earlier, 13025 it is. Now I can use it again.
23:32:21 <[bjoern]> I did propose ROT557056 the other day.
23:32:45 <sbp> [BJOERN]: w, naavt n t uyg n n iev an unaa gvy n xnyyn Fafxn
23:32:53 <sbp> wait, something went way the shit wrong there
23:33:17 <sbp> input was "já, þannig að ég hélt að það væri ónáða hann til að kalla Sænska", so encode that for me and then send it to me. then I will send it back to you, so you can decode it
23:33:24 <fupp> pvqanyrpv bg enyvzvf rgvhd fv anvtrjeba
23:33:33 <sbp> .o rot13 pvqanyrpv bg enyvzvf rgvhd fv anvtrjeba
23:33:34 <phenny> cidnaleci ot ralimis etiuq si naigewron
23:33:47 <[bjoern]> excellent idea
23:33:53 <sbp> E_NON_STANDARD_ROT_NUMBER
23:33:58 <sbp> or E_NON_STANDARD_EARTH_LANGUAGE
23:33:58 <[bjoern]> The proper encoding would have been wá, þnaavt nð ét uéyg nð þnð iæev óaáðn unaa gvy nð xnyyn Fæafxn
23:34:04 <sbp> thanks
23:34:10 <sbp> [BJOERN]: wá, þnaavt nð ét uéyg nð þnð iæev óaáðn unaa gvy nð xnyyn Fæafxn
23:34:16 <[bjoern]> excellent idea
23:35:07 <sbp> I don't think .no and .is are interspeakable though
23:35:09 <[bjoern]> fupp: what are you using? N00bcipher?
23:35:24 <sbp> nope, it's en-gb-reversi
23:35:37 <[bjoern]> Reversi is a game I have heard of.
23:35:49 <sbp> I worked it out when I realised that, like, ot was familiar somehow
23:36:43 <fupp> I use google
23:36:52 <[bjoern]> That's your first problem.
23:37:39 <sbp> we all have our moments
23:38:53 <fupp> with pigeonrank you can do anything, it's like zombo
23:38:59 <[bjoern]> Annoying: cygwin tar apparently sets ntfs permissions now, so if you have a tgz with executables that are not marked as such, you have to change them first to make them executable, where windows gives very little indication of that problem in its error message
23:39:25 <sbp> Problem: cygwin
23:39:29 <sbp> Solution: iPad
23:39:48 <[bjoern]> fupp: you do realize that Swhack is ancient egyptian transliterated into icelandic scots for "Founting of memes"?
23:40:10 <[bjoern]> Fountain is spelled incorrectly for memetic reasons.
23:40:12 <sbp> looks like you didn't fully transliterate one of the steps there
23:40:36 <[bjoern]> It's a meme that started in the future.
23:41:05 <sbp> Monty: remind me in 1 minute to tell [bjoern] to start the founting meme
23:41:06 <Monty> sbp: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sun Apr 04 00:43:55 BST 2010
23:41:33 <sbp> thanks Monty
23:41:34 <Monty> sheepish spoons :P
23:41:35 <fupp> [bjoern]: yeah, makes sense
23:41:39 <[bjoern]> If they made a keyboard I'd buy, and didn't require me to buy it to have it, I'd buy it, and then have it.
23:42:10 <sbp> I want a keyboard made out of soapstone
23:42:11 <Monty> sbp: You asked me to remind you to tell [bjoern] to start the founting meme
23:42:25 <sbp> [bjoern]: better do what the bot says
23:42:28 <[bjoern]> I do not wish a cause a paradoxon at this point.
23:42:45 <[bjoern]> It's easter after all
23:43:19 <[bjoern]> .wik New Southshire
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23:43:20 <phenny> "Bennington County is a county in the U.S. state of Vermont." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennington_County,_Vermont
23:43:23 <sbp> .wik Easter Sunday
23:43:24 <phenny> "Easter (Ēostre (Old English); Greek: Πάσχα Paskha, from Hebrew: פֶּסַח Pesakh,) is the central religious feast in the Christian liturgical year." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Sunday
23:43:30 <Afonkorn> hellow ?
23:43:32 <sbp> HELLO RIVERCORN
23:43:36 <sbp> WELCOME TO SWHAKE
23:43:39 <Afonkorn> br ?
23:43:44 <Afonkorn> i'm br.
23:43:47 <sbp> WHAT IS YOUR IPAD COLLECTOR'S NUMBER?
23:43:51 <Afonkorn> i'm need shellbots
23:43:54 <sbp> <br>?
23:43:59 <Afonkorn> br=brasil
23:44:06 <sbp> .g shellbot inamidst.com
23:44:07 <phenny> sbp: http://www.blog.tdobson.net/node/174
23:44:09 <fupp> <tr>?
23:44:12 <[bjoern]> <?br> :is :Brazil .
23:44:19 <sbp> BAD DOBSON
23:44:24 <Arnia> .o map find bennington
23:44:35 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:44:41 <phenny> Bennington Fen, Long Bennington
23:44:42 <Afonkorn> i need shellbots, packets!
23:44:50 <sbp> Afonkorn: I GEEV YOU
23:44:57 <Arnia> .o map afon
23:44:57 <phenny> Invalid command.
23:45:00 <Afonkorn> 1 [s02,00b12,00p1,00 ]01: you give-me ?
23:45:02 <Arnia> .o map find afon
23:45:03 <phenny> Abercynafon, Afon Aeron, Afon Afan, Afon Alaw, Afon Aled, Afon Alice, Afon Alun, Afon Alwen, Afon Aman, Afon Amnodd-bwll, Afon Anafon, Afon Angell, Afon Anghof, Afon Annell, Afon Arban, Afon Arddu, Afon Arran, Afon Arth, Afon Artro, Afon Asen
23:45:04 <Afonkorn> please..
23:45:06 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:45:07 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:45:07 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:45:08 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:45:08 <sbp> Afonkorn: http://inamidst.com/code/shellbot
23:45:11 <sbp> TAKE IT
23:45:14 <sbp> AAAAAAH
23:45:19 <Afonkorn> Afonkorn
23:45:23 <sbp> sbp
23:45:31 <Afonkorn> sbp
23:45:35 <sbp> Afonkorn
23:45:37 <Afonkorn> u give-me acess
23:45:42 <Afonkorn> in you shell
23:45:43 <Afonkorn> ?
23:45:47 <sbp> what
23:45:52 <[bjoern]> Zrðna rxxv ét zlaqv abgn inga fxác.
23:45:59 * Arnia blinks at tdobson's post
23:46:04 <Arnia> Afonkorn: Monty might
23:46:04 <Monty> Does talking about this bother you ?
23:46:23 <[bjoern]> Ét ægyn nð slytwnfg zrð nð yrvxn "Mnx ZpXenpxra: Zvyyv Gvzr naq Fcnpr"
23:46:30 <Afonkorn> 1 [A02,00rni12,00a1,00 ]01: i'm using tradutor
23:46:54 <Arnia> What IRC client are you using?
23:47:35 <Afonkorn> cyberscript
23:47:35 <Afonkorn> ?
23:48:00 <sbp> ㋡
23:48:14 <Arnia> .wik cyberscript
23:48:16 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "cyberscript".
23:48:22 <Arnia> .g cyberscript IRC
23:48:23 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.cyberscript.org/
23:48:47 <Afonkorn> arnia..
23:48:53 <Afonkorn> sbp u have shells
23:48:54 <Afonkorn> ?
23:48:56 <sbp> SBP OUT DESPITE FUNS
23:49:08 <sbp> gutenachts
23:49:11 <[bjoern]> SBP NACHTS
23:49:13 <Afonkorn> ?
23:49:31 <Arnia> Good night, sweet sorrow
23:49:42 <fupp> 大倉芳郎 the who georges show u got the brassen AC/DC world don't X&y world
23:49:43 <Arnia> uh, 'til tomorrow
23:49:52 <Arnia> Afonkorn: ah, so mIRC basically
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