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02:10:27 <[bjoern]> "800,000 people on the UK organ donor register had their wishes wrongly recorded"
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02:13:12 <[bjoern]> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8096137.stm
02:13:14 <phenny> [bjoern]: BBC News - Somali navy chief: World's worst job?
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02:24:52 <Monty> bah, it's clsn again
02:25:02 <clsn> Oh shut up.
02:25:02 <phenny> clsn: 08 Apr 10:08Z <sbp> tell clsn http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/atomiccookies
02:25:08 <[bjoern]> Yo clsn. Welcome to Swhack.
02:25:22 <clsn> yo, [bjoern].
02:25:22 <Monty> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Unit-Tested.aspx
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03:45:01 <[bjoern]> .leo eigentlich
03:45:03 <phenny> eigentlich = actual a., actually adv., intrinsic a., intrinsically a., proper a.
03:45:03 <phenny> eigentlich - Sinn = literal a.
03:45:04 <phenny> eigentlich Adv. = to all intents and purposes
03:45:04 <Monty> "On Saturday 10 next
03:45:05 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=eigentlich
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09:28:24 <sbp> “If you think you face an uphill challenge at work today, spare a thought for Farah Ahmed Omar, the man in charge of Somalia's navy. / He has neither boats nor equipment and admits he has not been to sea for 23 years.”
09:28:24 <phenny> sbp: 00:12Z <Morbus> tell sbp got an iphone. muhaha.
09:28:37 <sbp> phenny: tell Morbus yay. what size?
09:28:37 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Morbus is around.
09:30:25 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8347164.stm
09:30:27 <phenny> sbp: BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Woman passes 950th driving test
09:30:31 <sbp> that's just the written exam
09:30:36 <sbp> she has to do the practical now
09:35:18 <sbp> haha, what the fuck
09:35:24 <sbp> .title http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7094310.ece
09:35:25 <phenny> sbp: Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict XVI -Times Online
09:35:38 <sbp> —
09:35:39 <sbp> RICHARD DAWKINS, the atheist campaigner, is planning a legal ambush to have the Pope arrested during his state visit to Britain “for crimes against humanity”.
09:35:39 <sbp> Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, the atheist author, have asked human rights lawyers to produce a case for charging Pope Benedict XVI over his alleged cover-up of sexual abuse in the Catholic church.
09:35:40 <sbp> —
09:37:10 <sbp> “Geoffrey and I have both come to the view that the Vatican is not actually a state in international law. It is not recognised by the UN, it does not have borders that are policed and its relations are not of a full diplomatic nature.”
09:37:12 <sbp> —
09:38:35 <sbp> phenny: tell Arnia http://jlongster.com/blog/2010/04/09/scheme-dead-iphone/
09:38:35 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when Arnia is around.
10:21:39 <nsh> WTF
10:22:03 <nsh> i much prefer the angle that in South Korea, women must pass the driving test 1000 times just to be sure
10:22:16 <nsh> because you never know when they're going to go nuts
10:22:48 <nsh> (you'd have to distribute the test times equally according to a complex astrological distribution of retrogrades and conjunctions)
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13:18:36 <Arnia> Dawkins jumps the shark, etc.
13:18:36 <phenny> Arnia: 09:38Z <sbp> tell Arnia http://jlongster.com/blog/2010/04/09/scheme-dead-iphone/
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14:59:01 <Monty> hey shepazu
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15:04:00 <[bjoern]> .gc tyrantess
15:04:00 <phenny> tyrantess: 22
15:04:55 <nsh> .gc telescrote
15:04:56 <phenny> telescrote: 0
15:04:57 <nsh> MINE
15:05:25 <[bjoern]> You mean sbp's, if it's any good.
15:06:05 <sbp> yup, once I edit logs
15:06:16 <sbp> I'm thinking about buying a telescope
15:06:25 <sbp> if anybody has any tips or suggestions, mail them to my face
15:06:38 <sbp> requirements:
15:06:40 <sbp> * good
15:06:41 <sbp> * cheap
15:06:46 <sbp> * astrophotography
15:06:51 <sbp> (pick two, I suspect)
15:07:08 <[bjoern]> You can use it as a smalloscope if you use it the wrong way
15:07:11 <nsh> just go to a skip and get a truckload of old mirror shards
15:07:20 <nsh> throw them all around your garden like a mad-man
15:07:36 <[bjoern]> so far I like the plan
15:07:37 <nsh> then set up a 100 megapixel CCD
15:07:41 <sbp> you mean re-create the Keck array?
15:07:56 <nsh> and propose the algorithmics to restore the image as a distributed code project
15:07:59 <[bjoern]> How about moving to Peru first?
15:08:20 <nsh> mumble something about SETI and curing sickle cell
15:08:25 <nsh> light a cigar
15:08:57 <sbp> this one is pretty cool{:
15:08:58 <sbp> http://www.telescopehouse.com/acatalog/Meade_LX200ACF_16_UHTC_Telescope___Tripod.html
15:09:26 <nsh> sbp, enrol into an "Astronomy Big-Brother" scheme
15:09:30 <nsh> like on the simpsons
15:09:37 <nsh> you'll probably get an ex air-force pilot
15:09:55 <nsh> who happened to be the understudy for hubble's chief mechanic
15:10:12 <nsh> and he'll take you out to the park to play paint-tag
15:10:17 <nsh> but with seal blubber instead of paint
15:10:20 <nsh> because that's HARDCORE
15:10:52 <nsh> damn, that's some pricey glass
15:11:58 <nsh> i think for £13,000 you should be able to individually dictate the properties of the silicate molecules
15:12:28 <sbp> hehe
15:13:55 <sbp> I have so many telescope tabs open right now
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15:23:26 <[bjoern]> sbp: I was wondering if a periscope would suffice.
15:23:50 <sbp> it would have to be very long
15:23:52 <sbp> got nanotubes?
15:24:37 <[bjoern]> In a nanotub a small periscope is all you need.
15:27:41 <sbp> weeee all live in a nanotubmarine
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15:28:28 <nsh> ++
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15:39:31 <sbp> hehe
15:40:30 <Arnia> 1000 :times [ i | x *= 2 ]
15:41:49 <Arnia> Really pushing the business thing: http://www.apple.com/uk/ipad/business/
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15:55:27 <Monty> yo clsn!
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16:26:31 <archels> [bjoern]: Any conclusive answer to last night's riddle yet?
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16:32:51 <Monty> it's libby!
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18:41:18 <cre8radix> http://www.pledgebank.com/RE-ZEN
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