00:00:05 <clsn> ... heh, or like the temple I heard about that essentially offered prayers for "So-and-so son of So-and-so" (or more colloquially, praying in honor of "Insert Name Here") because that's what was printed in the prayer book. And didn't change when it was pointed out.
00:00:44 <clsn> Oh, "Hashem" is a completely normal term. Artscroll books all translate the tetragrammaton as HASHEM (in caps and small caps)
00:00:46 <Arnia> This has utility for the individual performing a working, because it allows them to reify their intent. However, it has even more utility when working as a group because it provides a common focus
00:01:32 <clsn> And you talk about someone, say "dying `al kidush hashem" (for the holiness of the name, i.e. martyrdom), etc
00:01:52 <[bjoern]> In north frisia many (family) names are derived, like, "Peter his son/daughter" ~ "Peter sen" ~ "Petersen".
00:02:15 <Arnia> Repeated rituals, and long-standing sigils and sacred names, in chaos magick then serve as a mnemonic for a previous working that is being either rerun or 'recharged'
00:02:15 <clsn> Oh, you were talking about the animal names.
00:02:17 <clsn> sry.
00:02:37 * [bjoern] , no, I was not.
00:02:47 <clsn> Oh. nevermind neverminding then.
00:03:07 <Arnia> sorry for the impromptu lesson in chaos magick :)
00:03:21 <clsn> sokay, I never pretended to undertstand much/anything about it.
00:03:38 <clsn> (invoking Mrs Beeton sounds particularly effective if she's the cleaning lady)
00:03:47 <Arnia> .wik Mrs Beeton
00:03:48 <phenny> "Isabella Mary Beeton (née Mayson) (12 March 1836 – 6 February 1865), universally known as Mrs Beeton, was the English author of Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management, and is one of the most famous cookery writers." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton
00:03:56 <[bjoern]> Chaos lessons should only come in an orderly fashion.
00:03:57 <clsn> Oh. It was funny my way too.
00:09:26 <Arnia> We could all try evoking Morbus
00:09:34 <Arnia> ooh, or Monty
00:09:36 <Monty> malty egotism is chalky redundance?!
00:09:38 <[bjoern]> So what was this lolcatish blog with lots of blasphemy?
00:11:19 <clsn> mm, that picture even says "tetragrammaton" transliterated into hebrew letters
00:12:19 <clsn> And it looks like *spelling out* the names of some of the hebrew letters too (that's actually less unusual than it would be in English)
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00:19:12 <Arnia> theresaanna: who do you wish to invoke today?
00:19:22 <Arnia> theresaanna: we have a special offer on princes of hell
00:19:32 <[bjoern]> (Note that evoking something is an alternative.)
00:19:47 <[bjoern]> .img princess of hell
00:19:48 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8200000/princess-of-hell-and-king-of-heaven-angel-diary-8246208-453-651.jpg
00:19:49 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=princess%20of%20hell
00:20:50 <theresaanna> Arnia: I've always been a fan of Leviathan
00:21:17 <Arnia> [bjoern]: but if we evoke then we'll have difficulty getting them back again. This way we can just kill her
00:21:26 <[bjoern]> Yeah but usually few monsters and bosses are vulnerable to water magic.
00:21:36 <Arnia> theresaanna: I could just dump the whole of legion in you
00:21:39 <[bjoern]> I like your way of thinking.
00:21:40 <Arnia> would that help?
00:22:09 <theresaanna> me backs away slowly
00:22:09 <[bjoern]> Also, I do suspect that Leviathan would eat a lot, and competition in that field is not without its problems.
00:22:51 <Arnia> if it is competition in a field, you'll win
00:22:57 <Arnia> competition in loch ness, maybe not
00:23:11 <Arnia> clsn: any suggestions?
00:23:18 <clsn> Enough with the princes of Hell. What about the janitor? I know there have been several suggestions for the doorman...
00:24:35 <[bjoern]> Who is the receptionist, and is she hot?
00:24:52 <clsn> Also an important question.
00:25:01 <Arnia> theresaanna: ok, we can invoke a random service worker of hell if you like
00:25:08 <Arnia> wait... what happens if we get an accountant?
00:25:21 <theresaanna> i only want the service worker if it IS an accountant
00:25:34 <Arnia> hm... ok, tricky
00:25:43 <[bjoern]> Well an accountant from hell, what could possibly be wrong about that?
00:25:49 <Arnia> How do I say 'accountant' in Enochian?
00:26:16 <Arnia> Ok, I have a solution
00:26:48 <Arnia> We invoke John Dee into clsn, then ask him how to say 'accountant' and then invoke the accountant into theresaanna
00:26:52 <Arnia> sound like a plan?
00:27:32 <clsn> With any luck my vocal tract has a decent chance of being able to pronounce it, I guess.
00:27:39 <[bjoern]> Well if you add some music, and count the invocations as drugs, we'd only lack sex.
00:27:56 <clsn> (John Dee. huh. If he were really smart, he would be getting As and Bs, not always D)
00:28:22 <Arnia> I think the past few minutes encapsulate Swhack pretty well
00:28:22 <Monty> night *sighs*
00:28:29 <Arnia> oh... ok
00:28:31 <Arnia> Sorry Monty
00:28:37 <Monty> We should could have a novel by subtle greatness as HASHEM (in caps and asked "Does that entire paragraph is pretty awesome:
00:28:39 <[bjoern]> Even Monty didn't like that joke clsn.
00:28:39 <clsn> Yeah, the "lacking sex" part too.
00:28:41 <Monty> screws butch creamy laughable appearance!
00:29:01 <clsn> Monty's disapproval is... encouraging actually.
00:29:02 <Monty> Night sbp
00:29:30 <[bjoern]> A Swhack Novel could be insane enough to sell, not a bad idea Monty.
00:29:30 <Monty> .leo Fach
00:29:31 <phenny> das Fach = box  - pl. boxes, business, case, compartment, cubicle
00:29:32 <phenny> Fach... = professional  a., technical  a.
00:29:33 <phenny> four-point tunnel gate (tech.) = 4-fach-Tunnelanguss
00:29:34 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Fach
00:29:57 <Arnia> das Fach wouldn't be a bad title for it, either
00:30:39 *** Arnia changed the topic to: "Swhack: das Fach!"
00:30:57 <Arnia> "It isn't swearing; it's German"
00:32:07 <[bjoern]> I agree it's not a bad title for it.
00:33:06 <[bjoern]> .wik Plössl
00:33:07 <phenny> "An eyepiece, or ocular lens, is a type of lens that is attached to a variety of optical devices such as telescopes and microscopes." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plössl
01:23:16 <[bjoern]> Interesting pix choice on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins
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03:30:45 <[bjoern]> hmm cannot find english news ~ http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/ausland/europa/ausland/europa/Kaczynski-stuerzte-vor-vier-Wochen-in-einem-Film-ab/story/17473797 (apparently a month ago there was some propaganda movie where Kaczynski died in a plane crash, reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Lone_Gunmen_episodes #1)
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03:54:58 <KragenSitaker> Kaczynski who?
03:55:19 <[bjoern]> .wik Lech Kaczynski
03:55:22 <phenny> "Lech Aleksander Kaczyński (Polish pronunciation: [ˈlɛx alɛˈksandɛr kaˈtʂɨɲskʲi] ( listen); 18 June 1949 – 10 April 2010) was the President of Poland from 2005 to 2010, a politician of the party Prawo i Sprawiedliwość (Law and Justice, PiS)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech_Kaczynski
04:14:38 <KragenSitaker> aha, and here I was thinking of the Unabomber
04:18:27 <clsn> Yeah, I thought that when I read it first as well.
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04:19:07 <[bjoern]> So what unabomber news has there been of late?
04:19:27 <clsn> We dodm
04:19:37 <clsn> We didn't know, that's why we wondered why you were talking about him...
04:19:48 <[bjoern]> acceptable rescue
04:24:27 <KragenSitaker> a few years back he wrote a letter to a newspaper
04:24:52 <clsn> The Polish President?
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04:27:33 <KragenSitaker> http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2005/jul/14/giants-at-heart/
04:27:51 <KragenSitaker> I guess the New York Review of Books isn't a newspaper
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04:46:01 <BigJibby> Monty, hangman
04:46:03 <Monty> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=fell
04:46:09 <[bjoern]> Monty: FYI, "Boston set to party like it's 1773"
04:46:12 <Monty> toilet-roll's mumbo-jumbo twists apprehensive pitch-fork :P
04:46:24 <[bjoern]> Monty, like I said
04:46:29 <Monty> Could you see http://asides.bmannconsulting.com/just-another-bit-of-scannable-content-via-mor
04:46:30 <BigJibby> Monty, kill
04:46:32 <Monty> 1 dissertation, 12 * 2 = William Booth
04:46:41 <[bjoern]> BigJibby: dangerous territory
04:47:00 * BigJibby hides behind his towel
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06:07:09 <Monty> hi jeanniecool
06:07:16 <[bjoern]> penis.
06:40:29 <[bjoern]> "Google's CEO Eric Schmidt addressed the American Society of News Editors yesterday in D.C. As part of an apparent strategy of mollifying the media, he insulted the integrity and professionalism of bloggers and the quality of blogs." - http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/googles_schmidt_to_bloggers_drop_dead.php
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06:42:37 <[bjoern]> "Shave More, Get More: New Research Finds Men Who Shave Regularly Have More Sex, are More Confident and are Generally More Satisfied"
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06:58:42 <[bjoern]> "Six studies tested relationships among reminders of money, social exclusion, and physical pain. Interpersonal rejection and physical pain caused desire for money to increase. Handling money (compared with handling paper) reduced distress over social exclusion and diminished the physical pain of immersion in hot water...
06:58:48 <[bjoern]> ... Being reminded of having spent money, however, intensified both social distress and physical pain." -- http://pss.sagepub.com/content/20/6/700.abstract?sid=372c9b96-92cd-4b0e-98fb-7ad35a720f79
06:59:49 <[bjoern]> There is a business idea for "money as a sex toy" in there that's not been tried so far, I'd think.
07:05:21 <[bjoern]> .c 1 USD in CAD
07:05:21 <phenny> 1 U.S. dollar = 1.00259974 Canadian dollars
07:35:06 * jeanniecool wasn't really here then
07:35:15 <jeanniecool> but, penis backatcha, [bjoern]!
07:36:16 <[bjoern]> Who is ever really here.
07:43:23 <[bjoern]> If money was a medication, who wouldn't be sick?
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08:06:14 <[bjoern]> "US government finally admits most piracy estimates are bogus" - http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/04/us-government-finally-admits-most-piracy-estimates-are-bogus.ars
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09:01:20 <archels> [bjoern]: yo
09:02:04 <[bjoern]> Above the sun archels.
09:02:19 <archels> um, yeah
09:02:29 <archels> I was wondering, have you gotten a conclusive answer to that cards question yet?
09:04:38 <[bjoern]> Well the solution we came up with is just inconveniently long and somewhat surprisingly large, that's all the reasons against it I could muster.
09:04:50 <[bjoern]> just slightly over 2^32 is always annoying.
09:05:08 <[bjoern]> The game in question was Triple Triad btw.
09:05:13 <[bjoern]> .wik Triple Triad
09:05:14 <phenny> "The popular video game franchise Final Fantasy (ファイナルファンタジー, Fainaru Fantajī|?|) has become known for its inclusion of one or more minigames as part of its core gameplay, beginning mainly with Final Fantasy VII." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Triad
09:05:28 <archels> ah
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09:18:42 <[bjoern]> .gc "intellectual torture"
09:18:42 <phenny> "intellectual torture": 151
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11:15:20 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8618507.stm
11:15:22 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Rutland Telecom offers villagers fast broadband
12:03:40 <Arnia> Rutland have their own telecoms company?
12:03:52 <Arnia> I guess if Kingston-upon-Hull does...
12:03:53 <tav> where the hell is rutland?
12:04:05 <Arnia> Near Peterborough
12:04:12 <tav> yeah, i don't get how they're the "first" ?
12:04:27 <tav> kingston-upon-hull had theirs even before local loop unbundling
12:04:42 <tav> i hate to ask, where's peterborough ?
12:04:53 <tav> north, east, south, west?
12:05:45 <tav> ah, north
12:05:53 <Arnia> eh, near Cambridge
12:06:01 <Arnia> not sure that classes as 'North'
12:06:18 <tav> it's north of london ;p
12:06:49 <Arnia> In which case, very little is east or south
12:06:58 <Arnia> the vast majority is north west of London
12:07:06 <Arnia> (vast majority of the UK)
12:07:54 <tav> yeah, foreign country
12:08:08 <tav> the north/west bits that is
12:08:36 * Arnia rallies the troops in Manchester
12:08:44 <Arnia> Another Peterloo!
12:09:59 <tav> oooh, according to wikipedia, the guardian came out of peterloo
12:11:32 <Arnia> yes
12:13:06 * Arnia sends tav to the Free Trade Hall
12:14:31 * tav burns it down and escapes into the 1830s
12:15:49 * Arnia traps tav on Oxford Road
12:16:03 <Arnia> Engels will be along shortly
12:16:07 <sbp> .title http://maradns.blogspot.com/2007/08/theres-more-to-dns-than-bind-and-djbdns_30.html
12:16:10 <phenny> sbp: Musings about MaraDNS and technology
12:17:48 <sbp> people who can't explain things clearly seem to congregate around DNS settings
12:18:01 <sbp> DNS is not complicated, but explanations of it are always made of spaghetti
12:18:08 <sbp> for some incomprehensible reason
12:18:23 * tav punches Arnia
12:18:26 <sbp> I think the problem is the ability to prioritise and huffmanise
12:18:40 <sbp> i.e. most people explaining DNS don't have those abilities
12:18:41 * tav falls over — the man is made of steel!
12:18:54 <Arnia> shh, don't tell them my secret
12:19:12 <sbp> they're all like "you must learn all of DNS right now, starting with the most arcane and obsolete bits first"
12:19:19 <tav> sbp: heh
12:19:37 <tav> sbp: it's probably like most other communities...
12:20:06 <sbp> I suspect that to 90% of people who want to know about DNS, the basic problem looks like this: my registrar is asking me for some fucking nameservers? how do I get them to shut the hell up
12:20:39 <sbp> "dude it's easy, all you need is 250 lines of incomprehensible BIND configuration setup"
12:20:43 <tav> not reached enough of a critical mass to attract "effective" communicators
12:20:51 <sbp> hmm, yeah maybe
12:21:14 <tav> you can also go the other way — e.g. nosql / ruby / etc.
12:21:51 <tav> more talented communicators in those communities than most other open source tech networks i've seen
12:22:10 <tav> but they all sort of feed in/on/off each other and thus push forward
12:22:19 <sbp> ah
12:22:21 <tav> but need initial momentum and opportunity from somewhere!
12:22:22 <Arnia> Daring DNS describers duck devious denizens
12:22:28 <sbp> hmm
12:22:31 <tav> "duck devious" ?
12:22:54 <Arnia> duck, vt.
12:23:13 <Arnia> not duck, nc.
12:23:58 <tav> ah, sorry, misread the sentence =( nice!
12:24:26 <tav> i miss the NICK NAME ACRONYMNS of old
12:25:19 <sbp> TOTALLY ANACHRONISTIC VISIONS
12:25:26 <tav> ja!
12:26:13 <tav> <----- pressure, can't perform!!! aieeeee!!!
12:30:56 <Arnia> Strange blocked performance
12:33:05 <Arnia> Two announcements vetted; all racehorses need it alive, no secrets here.
12:33:32 <sbp> ANOTHER RUTLAND NETWORK IS ANNOUNCED
12:33:59 <Arnia> Silly breakdancers propagate
12:34:11 <sbp> not valid if it's not in all caps
12:34:54 <Arnia> STRANGE BLOCKED PERFORMANCE, TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS VETTED; ALL RACEHORSES NEED IT ALIVE, NO SECRETS HERE
12:35:07 <Arnia> SILLY BREAKDANCERS PROPAGATE
12:37:25 <Arnia> CLEARLY LOGICAL SEMANTICS NEEDED
12:38:29 * Arnia sulks
12:39:16 <sbp> hehe
12:39:18 <sbp> well done
12:39:24 <Arnia> ABSENT REACTION NEEDLES INCHOATE ARNIA
12:40:26 <Arnia> shame my nickname doesn't have a letter which could be used for a demonstrative
12:40:43 <Arnia> Not only recursive, but garden path too
12:44:34 <Arnia> MORBUS ONLY REALLY BEATS UNITED STATES
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13:38:29 <Monty> bah, it's jeffarch again
13:44:50 <Arnia> .c 500000 * 500
13:44:50 <phenny> 500 000 * 500 = 250 000 000
13:47:46 <Arnia> .c 500000 * 500 * 52
13:47:46 <phenny> 500 000 * 500 * 52 = 13 000 000 000
13:47:58 <Arnia> hm... I'd not complain about that
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14:17:26 <BigJibby> .u '
14:17:26 <phenny> U+0027 APOSTROPHE (')
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15:42:58 <archels> .leo senkrecht
15:43:00 <phenny> senkrecht   - im Kreuzworträtsel = down  adv.
15:43:02 <phenny> senkrecht = normal  a., orthographic  a. (math.), perpendicular  a., perpendicular  a. (math.), perpendicularly  adv.
15:43:03 <phenny> senkrecht verlaufende Brettstruktur   (Schalungsbau) = vertical board structure (constr.)
15:43:04 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=senkrecht
16:13:56 <BigJibby> .leo wtf
16:13:57 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=wtf
16:32:19 <[bjoern]> yip yip
16:34:12 <BigJibby> so there are 3 people that rent a hotel room for $30. they each contribute $10. later the hotel realizes the room was on special for $25, and sends the bellman to refund $5. The 3 people decide to each keep $1 and tip the bellman $2. So in the end each person has contributed $9 (after refund) and the bellman got $2; so $9 * 3 = $27, $27 + $2 (to bellman) = $29. What heppened to the extra dollar?
16:34:45 <clsn> Old riddle. Answer: you did the math wrong.
16:35:12 <BigJibby> meh. you're too quick :P
16:35:22 <clsn> Really, you should figure $27 MINUS the $2 to the bellman = $25, which is how much the room cost. :)
16:35:27 <clsn> Heh. Sry.
16:37:13 <clsn> If they'd only kept $3 and tipped him $2, they would have contributed a total of $28, plus his $3=$31. Where'd the extra dollar come from? ;)
16:37:18 <clsn> Gaah.
16:37:29 <clsn> If they had only kep $2 and tipped him $3 I mean.
16:37:57 <[bjoern]> Where do you get cheap rooms like that?
16:38:07 <BigJibby> ohio
16:38:07 <clsn> An even more relevant question.
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16:57:12 <BigJibby> How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
17:00:04 <[bjoern]> Is there a whole at the bottom of the basket, a black hole?
17:00:23 <sbp> one egg atom's worth by fraction
17:00:57 <[bjoern]> It starts with fractions, soon he'll use radicals.
17:01:09 <sbp> eggs don't contain free radicals
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17:53:26 <BigJibby> if you put one in the basket it is no longer empty
17:53:55 <sbp> if you put any fraction of one in the basket it is no longer empty
17:54:12 <sbp> therefore the smallest possible fraction will make it non-empty
17:54:24 <sbp> and the smallest possible fraction is one egg atom's worth by fraction
17:54:27 <sbp> which is what I said
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18:06:27 <BigJibby> unless you assume a continuum
18:07:10 <BigJibby> and if you put one carbon atom in, that's not an egg, is it?
18:09:33 <sbp> .title http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
18:09:34 <phenny> sbp: Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
18:09:49 <sbp> BigJibby: Sorities, yawn, etc.
18:10:07 <sbp> *-es
18:11:33 <BigJibby> your words are not valid here
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18:50:22 <nsh> .gc "bile revival"
18:50:22 <phenny> "bile revival": 0
18:50:23 <nsh> MINE
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19:11:07 <[bjoern]> yo
19:11:23 <sbp> YO
19:11:26 <[bjoern]> .gc "lingery memories"
19:11:27 <phenny> "lingery memories": 0
19:11:41 <sbp> a cone can go through the same procedures also producing the Archytas Curve
19:17:03 <[bjoern]> yo
19:19:09 <[bjoern]> I still think "Saturn's moons" is an euphemism
19:20:29 <[bjoern]> I was googling for 'sbp whits' earlier, Google suggested I purchase some White SBP.
19:21:04 <sbp> White SBP BREAKS POOPDECKS is not for sail
19:21:22 <[bjoern]> Neither is Baby Bjorn White Potty Chair.
19:21:34 <[bjoern]> Although you could use it for space travel.
19:22:27 <[bjoern]> .o twitter Der_Fuehrer
19:22:30 <phenny> <@Der_Fuehrer> Schmotzige Bombän gibt äs bei mir nicht! Jäde Bombe wird so gäwienärt, dass man sich im Sprängkopf spiegäln kann. (http://twitter.com/Der_Fuehrer/statuses/12115362121)
19:23:17 <sbp> Jäde Bombe sounds like a buxom Chinese blonde
19:26:04 <[bjoern]> It's a misspellling
19:26:11 <[bjoern]> a deliberate one
19:26:20 <sbp> .wik Jäde Bombe
19:26:22 <phenny> "The following is a list of characters who appear in Yudetamago's manga and anime series Ultimate Muscle/Kinnikuman Nisei." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ultimate_Muscle_characters
19:26:31 <sbp> I GO TO LOOK AT STARS
19:26:38 <sbp> back in about 1.5 of your terrestrial hours
19:26:42 <[bjoern]> But then stars can see you!
19:26:50 <[bjoern]> Not just those in soviet russia, even.
19:26:53 <sbp> nope, because I'll be hiding behind a large telescope
19:27:08 <[bjoern]> Which just makes you appear smaller to them, not invisible.
19:27:16 <[bjoern]> Try it with your fernglas.
19:27:28 <sbp> .leo fernglas
19:27:29 <phenny> binoculars  used with pl. verb = das Fernglas
19:27:30 <phenny> field glasses  no singular = das Fernglas
19:27:31 <phenny> shortsight glass = das Fernglas  - Pl. die Ferngläser
19:27:31 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=fernglas
19:27:44 <[bjoern]> .leo fern-
19:27:45 <sbp> they won't hide me as much as the großfernglas
19:27:46 <phenny> fern = der Farn, das Farnkraut
19:27:47 <phenny> afar  adv. = fern
19:27:48 <phenny> aloof  a. = fern
19:27:48 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=fern-
19:28:06 <sbp> totally going to make the most of my aperture
19:28:14 <sbp> unfortunately I cannot provide pix yet
19:28:19 <sbp> because I forgot to order batteries for my motor
19:28:27 <sbp> BIT OF OVERSIGHT
19:28:39 <[bjoern]> I am an expert in forgetting batteries.
19:29:08 <sbp> I WILL RETURN IN ONE MONOSEMI HEUR
19:29:16 <[bjoern]> Leave already.
19:30:41 <[bjoern]> Now trying to recall what I was planning on doing before sbp distracted me.
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21:42:04 <jeanniecool> penis?
21:45:54 <sbp> .wik Penis
21:45:54 <phenny> "The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms, in both vertebrates and invertebrates." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
21:46:18 <sbp> .wik Vagina
21:46:18 <phenny> "The vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally 'sheath' or 'scabbard') is a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
21:46:29 <sbp> why doesn't Vagina list the plural?
21:46:40 <sbp> why is the plural for Penis so important, but the plural for Vagina not?
21:46:48 <[bjoern]> See how vagina requires many more words to define
21:47:07 <sbp> only because of marsupials
21:47:26 <[bjoern]> They also censored the plural, perhaps
21:48:07 <sbp> damn vaginocrats
21:48:17 <sbp> .gcs +vaginocrat +vaginacrat
21:48:18 <phenny> +vaginocrat (16), +vaginacrat (2)
21:48:32 <sbp> .ety bureaucrat
21:48:32 <phenny> "1842, from Fr. bureaucrate (19c.); see bureaucracy. 'bureaucrat, &c. The formation is so barbarous that all attempt at self-respect in pronunciation may perhaps as well be abandoned.' [Fowler]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=bureaucrat
21:48:49 <jeanniecool> LOL
21:48:51 <sbp> .ety bureaucracy
21:48:52 <phenny> "1818, from Fr. bureaucratie, from bureau 'office,' lit. 'desk' (see bureau) + Gk. suffix -kratia denoting 'power of;' coined by Fr. economist Jean Claude Marie Vincent de Gournay (1712-1759) on model of democratie, aristocratie. 'That vast net-work of administrative [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=bureaucracy
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21:51:14 <deltab> huh, just saw a close-up on Newsnight of a rocker switch, marked with the symbol for 'standby' at one end and 'on' at the other
21:51:24 <[bjoern]> "Video game enthusiast site GamePron reports that a number of high-profile professional StarCraft players in Korea are under investigation by authorities for illegal betting and match-rigging."
21:51:49 <sbp> deltab: they probably use that to enable and suspend common sense amongst their interviewees
21:52:20 <[bjoern]> '"We hear that various pro gamers have been found intentionally losing matches, as well as leaking their team's replay files to illegal gambling groups,"'
21:52:21 <sbp> high-profile professional StarCraft players?
21:52:33 <[bjoern]> It's, like, BIG, in Korea.
21:52:44 <sbp> bigger than eating poochmeat?
21:53:00 <[bjoern]> .wik StarCraft professional competition
21:53:01 <phenny> "The computer game StarCraft has an active professional competition circuit, particularly in South Korea." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarCraft_professional_competition
21:53:03 <jsled> indeed.
21:53:26 <sbp> they used to have go...
21:53:52 <[bjoern]> Which has no Zerglings or A-Bombs.
21:54:05 <sbp> has got atari though
22:03:15 <[bjoern]> So, where is the daily stork report
22:06:44 <[bjoern]> 18:30 confirms 4 eggs once more
22:07:37 <[bjoern]> did night pix use to be dark like this?
22:09:24 <sbp> I think they're trying to save electricity to power the crane
22:10:02 <sbp> 06.00 aghoq... aghoq? shows eggs too
22:10:37 <sbp> three visible in 12.00
22:10:51 <sbp> hmm. and again in 12.30
22:10:58 <sbp> bit odd that she's so often off the eggs today
22:11:04 <sbp> the male seems to be looking at them in 12,30 too
22:12:35 <sbp> if you have 40 minutes to waste, don't waste it on this:
22:12:36 <sbp> http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf
22:13:42 <sbp> DRAG SHAPES http://raphaeljs.com/graffle.html
22:13:46 <[bjoern]> Might have a routine, like, whenever the church bell goes off or something.
22:14:06 <sbp> DHTML is getting really good
22:14:11 <sbp> oh yeah, qmbbz
22:14:58 <[bjoern]> That looks more like DSVG if you ask me
22:17:00 <sbp> NOT EDIBLE http://raphaeljs.com/pie.html
22:17:43 <sbp> VERY NEAT http://raphaeljs.com/polar-clock.html
22:19:28 <[bjoern]> When they make things like my http://katograph.appspot.com/ in DHTMLVG, call me.
22:19:33 <sbp> ALL CAPS http://raphaeljs.com/scape/
22:19:55 <sbp> looks like you probably could quite easily using this
22:19:59 <[bjoern]> That's old though, no? if it is canvas based anyway
22:24:35 <sbp> ALSO ANIMATED http://raphaeljs.com/animation.html
22:24:45 <sbp> well, it's from last year
22:26:25 <sbp> top story on Yahoo! News is 'A bright schoolboy shot himself at home after leaving a Facebook message saying "My life is pathetic."'
22:26:31 <BigJibby> LOADING THE FIRST PAGE ADDED 56MB TO FIREFOX
22:27:17 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8620437.stm
22:27:19 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Bigamist avoids jail after mercy plea from wife
22:27:21 <sbp> which wife?
22:27:30 <sbp> oh, first one
22:28:26 <sbp> I don't see the fuss to be honest
22:29:33 <sbp> also yeah, Firefox is the comedy browser now
22:29:39 <sbp> back when it was called Phoenix it was really good
22:29:52 <sbp> then it became popular and memory leaks happened
22:29:56 <sbp> then they happened more
22:30:03 <sbp> now I think even its memory leaks have memory leaks
22:30:37 * [bjoern] skipped the time it was called phoenix
22:31:41 <sbp> that was probably before Mozilla added the comment
22:31:43 <[bjoern]> the iqtest is getting boring around #23
22:35:05 <sbp> surprised it's been non-boring for that long
22:35:22 <[bjoern]> Well to a point where i start complaining loudly
22:36:00 <BigJibby> .u ♫
22:36:00 <phenny> U+266B BEAMED EIGHTH NOTES (♫)
22:36:35 <sbp> .gc +amplitudinalities
22:36:35 <phenny> +amplitudinalities: 0
22:38:47 <[bjoern]> The last time I was this bored I took hostages.
22:38:59 * sbp presumes that's a euphemism
22:39:34 <BigJibby> were you in nicaragua?
22:39:53 <[bjoern]> 2 so far where I had no idea, 2 where the right answer was no option...
22:39:55 <BigJibby> that's just a recreational activity there i think
22:41:23 <BigJibby> .c 1 cad in usd
22:41:24 <phenny> 1 Canadian dollar = 1.00392 U.S. dollars
22:41:40 <BigJibby> \o/
22:43:56 <[bjoern]> Now the "oh well just click something to get it over with" phase. I do expect this to be an elaborate plot in any case.
22:44:29 <[bjoern]> another where the right answer is missing
22:46:03 <BigJibby> .u ©
22:46:03 <phenny> U+00A9 COPYRIGHT SIGN (©)
22:46:34 <sbp> http://www.eso.org/public/outreach/eduoff/cas/cas2002/cas-projects/bulgaria_perseus_1/044.0beehive_milan_big.jpghttp://www.eso.org/public/outreach/eduoff/cas/cas2002/cas-projects/bulgaria_perseus_1/044.0beehive_milan_big.jpg
22:46:42 <sbp> er. http://www.eso.org/public/outreach/eduoff/cas/cas2002/cas-projects/bulgaria_perseus_1/044.0beehive_milan_big.jpg
22:47:32 <BigJibby> they're not numbered
22:50:24 <BigJibby> http://matt.dropoid.com/1a+
22:52:05 <sbp> http://www.starobserver.eu/openclusters/m44.html
22:53:30 <[bjoern]> They should consider adding a bit more than "complete this series of patterns"
22:55:16 <BigJibby> the more i read this channel the more i think the motto should be "talk amongst yourselfs"
22:55:30 <sbp> perhaps you should read it less
22:55:59 <[bjoern]> It's due to the creation of side channels and us banning everyone we feel like banning.
22:56:51 <BigJibby> it's to exciting not to read
22:57:16 <BigJibby> also, everyone else is gone
22:57:40 <BigJibby> also, also, the hockey game is starting
22:57:41 <sbp> heh, Wikisky doesn't have STF 1254
22:58:20 <[bjoern]> sbp should study Boötes and and the Ursas more.
22:58:56 <BigJibby> sbp, you have a telescope? hooked up to computer?
22:59:59 <[bjoern]> Also Scorpius X-1 but for different reasons
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23:00:25 <sbp> I tried finding Bode's Galaxy, which is in the Big Ursa...
23:00:38 <sbp> BigJibby: I have a telescope, it doesn't have a direct feed from a CCD to a computer though
23:01:33 <BigJibby> :(
23:01:47 <[bjoern]> Is the center of the universe an immovable object?
23:01:50 <BigJibby> you need a camera mount for it
23:02:21 <sbp> I have a camera mount, but I only have a DSLR, not a CCD
23:02:24 <[bjoern]> Make a crowed sourced Weboscopia where everyone hooks up their telescopes.
23:02:45 <sbp> Weboscopia would be pretty good
23:02:50 <sbp> you could look at Saturn's moons
23:02:56 <[bjoern]> Then hack it and use the motor controls to hit the astronomers with their devices on the head.
23:03:03 <BigJibby> partial 3D!
23:03:15 <BigJibby> 2.2D
23:03:26 <[bjoern]> 2D Beta?
23:03:50 <BigJibby> too google
23:06:18 <[bjoern]> "Old Flash? Go upgrade!" fuck you, I upgraded like two weeks ago
23:07:14 <[bjoern]> .gc +grrlz
23:07:15 <phenny> +grrlz: 8,070
23:07:28 <[bjoern]> .img grrlz
23:07:29 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/CFFB2006/UnknownBikiniGrrlz.jpg
23:07:30 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=grrlz
23:07:31 <[bjoern]> .img +grrlz
23:07:32 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/CFFB2006/UnknownBikiniGrrlz.jpg
23:07:33 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=%2Bgrrlz
23:07:39 <[bjoern]> hmm hmm
23:08:27 <[bjoern]> Wonder what http://files.posterous.com/presuffix/HQH8OEfmlbNh5PjqKQvvu3EmU2wIULDkf0JAU7rC5z0p3GO2zS5tVa2uDUpG/3302418215_2746b192ed_o.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1271286787&Signature=T5MJSj5lfbhG55Ktv1TdEgci4IU%3D is trying to express
23:08:35 <BigJibby> .img bikini
23:08:35 <phenny> BigJibby: http://www.microkitten.com/images/c3ru/bikini-micro-string.jpg
23:08:36 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=bikini
23:08:59 <[bjoern]> You cannot see the bikini there very well
23:09:17 <BigJibby> I wonder if she is going to give that head to anyone?
23:12:32 <sbp> finding actual information about stars is really difficult
23:12:45 <sbp> there are all kinds of things I'd like to know about M44
23:12:45 <Monty> something else or kocolosk to WWI. So far beyond being updated docs, but … I used request but the throughput for folsom.
23:12:57 <sbp> and this information should be readily available on a big map or something
23:13:05 <sbp> but the closest I found was on that .eu site
23:13:14 <sbp> and that was only really illustrating one specific point
23:13:43 <sbp> people seem satisfied to be going "ooh look at the pretty stars" and then looking at something else
23:13:43 <BigJibby> isn't there an app, stelarium or something? I thought it pulled from somewhere
23:13:54 <sbp> yeah, Stellarium is pretty standard
23:13:57 <sbp> and also a bit crap
23:14:24 <BigJibby> ah
23:15:40 <BigJibby> nothing good on google sky?
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23:18:14 <sbp> nah, Google Sky is a little worse than Sky Map
23:18:14 <sbp> I can't even easily find out what STF 1254 is
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23:18:56 <Monty> But what does jetscreamer have to do with the price of fish?
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