00:00:01 <nsh> no, they clearly haven't gone far enough
00:00:25 <nsh> .title
00:00:25 <phenny> nsh: Slashdot Your Rights Online Story | UK University Researchers Must Make Data Available
00:02:15 <Arnia> Not far enough? "University researchers must SHOVE THE DATA DOWN YOUR THROAT after a landmark ruling"
00:02:45 <Arnia> I hate it when people do that to me. I always get stray bits and bytes caught in my teeth
00:02:50 <Arnia> sort of like eating pears
00:03:20 <nsh> i was referring to Stone and Parker
00:03:23 <nsh> (south park)
00:04:19 <nsh> my underarm hair is somehow in terrible condition
00:04:22 <jessica> ...
00:04:28 <nsh> i wonder if this is a sign of impending death
00:04:36 <nsh> nah, srsly
00:04:51 <jessica> How is it in terrible condition?
00:05:33 * Arnia clones nsh and prepares to transfer his consciousness and up to 60% of his memories into the blank
00:06:17 <jessica> I could use a working knowledge of Finnish as long as you're making copies, Arnia.
00:06:21 <nsh> feels rough, like coated in something or worn unevenly
00:06:31 <nsh> snaps easily
00:06:50 <Arnia> jessica: Hm... I can't specify which bits of nsh I give you
00:07:00 <jessica> Chris would like a copy of Finnish as well.
00:07:00 <Arnia> jessica: so we could end up with a male and a female nsh in the channel
00:07:06 <Arnia> wow... that would be scary
00:07:11 <nsh> OR AWESOME
00:07:17 <jessica> He works for Nokia now.
00:07:34 <jessica> hence the working knowledge of Finnish being handy. :)
00:08:23 <Arnia> indeed... and a taste for ammonium
00:08:41 <nsh> .wik Piedra
00:08:41 <phenny> "Piedra (also known as 'Trichosporosis'[1]|:312|) is a hair disease caused by a fungus." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedra
00:08:42 <nsh> probably
00:09:47 <nsh> i blame the hippies for making me eat so much 'recovered' food
00:09:49 <jessica> nsh: as an american female, I can actually give you some useful advice.
00:10:08 <nsh> "kill all humans"?
00:10:19 <Arnia> "kill all mexican males"?
00:10:23 <jessica> ...
00:10:35 <jessica> nsh: that's Bender. Arnia: that's rednecks from Texas.
00:10:36 <Arnia> it is a sliding scale between the two
00:10:43 <jessica> I'm neither.
00:10:51 <Arnia> HERETIC!
00:11:25 * Arnia cleanses you in a bath of chilli
00:11:36 <jessica> Fish oil capsules and, believe it or not, hair shampoo and conditioner.
00:11:45 <jessica> ...
00:11:56 <nsh> the hippies possess all these
00:11:56 * jessica sighs.
00:12:08 <nsh> i will be saved by my tormentors
00:12:13 <Arnia> Chilli counts as shampoo right?
00:12:27 <jessica> Fish oil capsules help hair growth, and hair shampoo and conditioner treat the hair in such a way that it becomes less tangled.
00:12:37 <Arnia> I mean, look at the Andes. Perfect hair
00:12:54 * jessica sighs again.
00:13:15 <Arnia> If mountains were to have hair, they'd want to have hair like the Andes
00:13:21 <Arnia> and pan pipers
00:13:31 <Arnia> Perhaps that's where the children are hiding
00:14:06 <jessica> Arnia?
00:14:17 <Arnia> The ones from Hamlyn
00:14:19 <nsh> he's back on the crack, don't worry
00:14:20 <jessica> Texas is 2721 km from here.
00:14:33 <Arnia> Or Hamleys
00:14:48 <Arnia> .c 2721km in parsecs
00:14:48 <phenny> 2721 kilometers = 8.81815282e-11 Parsecs
00:15:07 <jessica> draw a 2721 km circle around where you are, and tell me how much you have in common with everyone there.
00:15:21 <Arnia> Quite a lot.
00:15:33 <nsh> ICELANDIC ASH
00:15:40 <nsh> was that the correct answer?
00:15:49 <Arnia> Two legs, two eyes, two arms, 99.9% of the same DNA
00:16:01 <jessica> Budapest, for example, is 1452 km from London.
00:16:12 <jessica> Let me know when you speak Hungarian fluently or have a great grasp on their culture.
00:16:18 <Arnia> yeah, but I'm not in London
00:16:32 <jessica> I'm willing to bet you're within 2721 km of Budapest, though.
00:16:45 <jessica> This is sort of my personal rant, but it's actually fairly simple.
00:16:54 <Arnia> Currently my mental state is somewhere around Mars
00:16:59 <jessica> The reason Americans hyphenate themselves is that it's a big place with lots of subcultures.
00:17:12 <Arnia> And lots of chilli
00:17:16 * nsh bows before jessica's geographical homogeneity
00:17:36 * Arnia drops Estonia on jessica's house
00:17:38 <jessica> My father grew up in an enclave where Scots Gaelic was still used by elderly people. My mother grew up in a town where all the accepted money was Canadian and the lingua franca was French.
00:17:41 <nsh> god, even the telegraph are writing about Clegg being the next prime minister...
00:17:51 <Arnia> nsh: yeah, I'm scared
00:18:00 <nsh> fucking awesome is what it is
00:18:00 <Monty> potty mouth!
00:18:05 <nsh> he's clearly a freemason sleeper
00:18:10 <jessica> Christopher, on the other hand, grew up with grandparents that spoke Croatian and German to each other.
00:18:17 <Arnia> nsh: he thinks that having an elected upper house is a good idea
00:18:29 <nsh> yeah, that's a bit of downer
00:18:33 <Arnia> nsh: I feel like pelting him with ostrich eggs just for that
00:18:40 <jessica> We listened to some of the same bands and grew up in nominally the same religion, although at distant ends of the spectrum from each other. That's it.
00:18:49 <nsh> i'd like to think the queen will gather her boldest knights
00:19:03 <Arnia> timbl?
00:19:06 * jessica is really annoyed at the whole "you're American, you understand Glenn Beck" thing. No. I think he's nuts too.
00:19:16 <nsh> and prevent this constitutional outrage
00:19:30 <jessica> I may know who Glenn Beck is, but I'd prefer some more ECT treatments to scrub the knowledge from my brain. :P
00:19:33 * Arnia abolishes the Commons
00:19:33 <nsh> that's all there is to understand about him
00:19:52 <nsh> oh, and i understand he has yet to prove that he didn't rape and murder a young woman in 1990
00:19:57 <nsh> a bit dodgy that, really
00:20:14 <Arnia> timbl as PM and Cable as chancellor
00:20:37 <nsh> that would be awesome
00:20:38 <Arnia> my friends have been debating fantasy cabinets for the past couple of months
00:20:52 <Arnia> nearly everyone wants Cable as chancellor, and who is PM is a bit optional
00:21:10 <nsh> he probably will end up chancellor
00:21:16 <nsh> i'd lay money on it
00:21:24 <nsh> in fact, i'm going to do some election betting tomorrow
00:21:24 <Arnia> I know... but it is bizarre
00:21:30 <nsh> true
00:21:35 <Arnia> it seems so... obvious that he will be
00:21:54 <Arnia> yet he is the treasury spokesman for the third party
00:22:04 <Arnia> and no one really knows who is going to win
00:22:08 <Arnia> (if anyone does)
00:22:30 <Arnia> yet... it is hard to imagine Darling or Osborne as chancellor in the next parliament somehow
00:22:44 <jessica> Is this the Sith Lord that Englishmen have been talking about lately?
00:22:50 <nsh> because the BEGUN, THE EGG WARS HAVE
00:22:54 <Arnia> No, that's Mandelson
00:23:00 * Arnia hisses
00:23:00 <nsh> yeah
00:23:06 * nsh too
00:23:09 <Arnia> .wik Peter Mandelson
00:23:10 <phenny> "Peter Benjamin Mandelson, Baron Mandelson, PC (born 21 October 1953) is a British Labour politician who is the current First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Mandelson
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00:23:29 <jessica> You'd think some of those things might possibly constitute a conflict of interest.
00:23:42 <Arnia> The most indestructible politician in the world
00:23:42 <Monty> One rarely drinks at the correct answer?
00:23:48 <Arnia> Monty: true
00:23:51 <Monty> I reckon kneecaps + dgbot = pseudo-random vomit.
00:23:58 <Arnia> not so true
00:24:47 <Arnia> Is there a book on whether Mandelson will be promoted to monarch?
00:24:52 <Arnia> I mean a betting book
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00:25:55 <nsh> lol
00:26:05 <jessica> Who's setting odds?
00:26:09 <nsh> there is, but it has seven seals...
00:26:18 <nsh> and when you open them, SHIT GETS REAL
00:26:26 <Arnia> You have virtual shit?
00:26:41 <jessica> Christ, it's not bad enough that you guys have to deal with all the shit that we do, you want your own Waco as well?
00:26:48 <jessica> That's what David Koresh was examining.
00:27:03 <Arnia> jessica: well, there are odds on nearly anything else in this election
00:29:22 <Arnia> I wonder if there are odds on Cameron being discovered having an affair with Osborne and Hague
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00:32:58 <Arnia> nsh: do you have a link to the telegraph article?
00:33:08 <nsh> one sec
00:33:19 <nsh> .title http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/philipjohnston/100035811/we-need-to-consider-this-could-nick-clegg-be-pm/
00:33:20 <phenny> nsh: We need to consider this: could Nick Clegg be Prime Minister? – Telegraph Blogs
00:34:07 <nsh> oh, i might put some money on 70+ turnout
00:34:30 <nsh> 9/4
00:34:34 <nsh> %
00:34:45 <nsh> 70%+
00:37:32 <Arnia> depends how bitter it gets this next week
00:37:42 <nsh> mmm
00:38:43 <Arnia> Imagine what would happen if Katta erupted
00:39:08 <Arnia> well, apart from international transport grinding to a halt
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00:43:56 <Arnia> jessica: who do you think will win?
00:44:48 <jessica> I haven't been following British politics as of late. As I understand it, right now, everyone is fucked.
00:45:15 <Arnia> The country seems desperate for a hung parliament
00:45:16 <jessica> And that the likely PM is going to be taking it from both ends.
00:45:23 <Arnia> *sighs*
00:45:41 <jessica> Sighing at my ignorance or sighing at my summary of the situation?
00:45:49 <Arnia> Sighing at the mess we're in
00:46:35 <BigJibby> .gc
00:46:35 <phenny> : 0
00:46:41 <Arnia> .gc gcc
00:46:41 <phenny> gcc: 1,650,000
00:46:41 <jessica> I am American, you know. I completely sympathise.
00:46:46 <Arnia> .gc gc gc
00:46:46 <phenny> gc gc: 7,740,000
00:46:48 <BigJibby> .u
00:46:48 <phenny> U+202E RIGHT-TO-LEFT OVERRIDE ()
00:46:51 <Arnia> .gc geegee
00:46:51 <phenny> geegee: 71,400
00:46:58 <jessica> http://www.cracked.com/article_18442_5-reasons-founding-fathers-were-kind-dicks.html
00:47:01 <jessica> .title
00:47:03 <phenny> jessica: 5 Reasons The Founding Fathers Were Kind Of Dicks | Cracked.com
00:47:03 <Arnia> .gc UK hung parliament
00:47:03 <phenny> UK hung parliament: 315,000
00:47:10 <Arnia> .gc UK parliament
00:47:11 <phenny> UK parliament: 3,660,000
00:47:18 * jessica is just pissed at the Democrats in her country at this point.
00:47:58 <jessica> They have so much power right now and they're using it to jerk themselves off.
00:48:02 <nsh> "Kinda"
00:48:07 <nsh> "kind of dicks" looks stupid
00:48:23 <jessica> I didn't write it, but it makes some interesting points that aren't widely known by Americans.
00:48:23 <Arnia> kind to dicks?
00:48:36 <jessica> I know them, but that's because I specialise in colonial-era history.
00:49:38 <nsh> http://twitter.com/sara_sands is an amazing troll
00:49:41 <nsh> seriously class A
00:50:10 <jessica> "The British tried to put a stop to this, but how could they? Imagine if, instead of just losing a portion of your paycheck to taxes every month, you had to literally hand money over to an IRS agent who wouldn't chase you, didn't keep record of you and was incredibly easy to sidestep. Would you pay that guy?"
00:50:42 <jessica> As a measure of my country's clueless optimism, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts allows us to *volunteer* to pay a higher tax rate.
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00:53:04 <Arnia> uh...
00:54:38 <jessica> ?
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00:57:56 <Arnia> Can I just say that your country is really really ODD
01:02:34 <jessica> Odd the word or ODD as an acronym?
01:04:35 <Arnia> Odd the word
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01:05:12 <jeanniecool> Penis, of course.
01:05:35 * jessica shrugs.
01:05:47 * jeanniecool licks jessica
01:12:13 <nsh> on the plus side though
01:12:17 <nsh> Melville is fucking awesome
01:12:17 <Monty> potty mouth!
01:12:21 <nsh> shup monty
01:12:23 <Monty> Re: Glasgow: The ones from one really
01:12:35 <jeanniecool> Who's awesome?
01:13:49 <nsh> .wik Herman Melville
01:13:49 <phenny> "Herman Melville (August 1, 1819 – September 28, 1891) was an American novelist, short story writer, essayist and poet, whose work is often classified as part of the genre of dark romanticism." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Melville
01:14:03 <Arnia> 'Another letter was sent, similar to the Glico one, only this time, investigations turned up a total of 21 packages laced with the highly toxic sodium cyanide. Being the polite kind of shadowy creepy terrorist/terrorist group, the boxes were helpfully labeled with "Contains Toxins," an example all criminals should follow.'
01:19:54 <nsh> heh
01:55:51 <nsh> https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/tumbolia/sara.txt?w=ccb80ccc
01:55:55 <nsh> phenny, tell sbp https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/tumbolia/sara.txt?w=ccb80ccc
01:55:55 <phenny> nsh: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
01:56:51 <nsh> .head https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/tumbolia/sara.txt?w=ccb80ccc Content-Length
01:56:52 <phenny> There was no Content-Length header in the response.
01:56:55 <nsh> .head https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/tumbolia/sara.txt?w=ccb80ccc
01:56:56 <phenny> nsh: 403, text/html, utf-8
01:56:59 <nsh> oO
01:57:50 <nsh> .head http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6335265/sara.txt
01:57:51 <phenny> nsh: 200, text/plain, 93633 bytes
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03:50:57 <BigJibby> Monty, explain
03:51:00 <Monty> keybindings's carrier-bags delights mild model railway.
03:51:32 <BigJibby> .u ◀
03:51:32 <phenny> U+25C0 BLACK LEFT-POINTING TRIANGLE (◀)
03:51:45 <BigJibby> .u ━
03:51:45 <phenny> U+2501 BOX DRAWINGS HEAVY HORIZONTAL (━)
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07:20:43 <Monty> hi mmmmmrob
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09:17:47 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8636331.stm
09:17:49 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - French outrage over tricolour bottom-wiping photograph
09:18:03 <[bjoern]> saw, didn't click
09:18:52 <nsh> saw, didn't wipe
09:19:06 <sbp> sara.txt: chuckle
09:19:07 <Monty> Chris would happen if I think some of doing it. I may know them, but on that we, like eating pears
09:22:46 <sbp> 10:15 <[bjoern]> [17:42] I do think you are worth quite a bit.
09:22:47 <sbp> 10:15 <jessica> [17:43] Ah, Bjoern, you're so kind to flatter me. :)
09:22:47 <sbp> 10:15 <[bjoern]> [17:43] It's rare, but I do have my moments.
09:22:50 * sbp barfs on [bjoern]
09:23:34 <sbp> .gc "Laptop und Lederhosen"
09:23:35 <phenny> "Laptop und Lederhosen": 221
09:23:52 <sbp> <[bjoern]> It's only an hour from here, maybe I should give it another try...
09:23:54 <sbp> TRAP!!
09:23:58 <sbp> (there are no storks there)
09:23:59 <[bjoern]> I was actually just too slow to follow up with a comparison with the listing fees.
09:23:59 <Monty> feels rough, like pelting him across the code!"
09:24:41 <[bjoern]> http://www.storks-bar.de/ disagrees
09:24:46 <sbp> 10:15 <Arnia> [19:07] wow... that would be scary
09:24:46 <sbp> 10:15 <nsh> [19:07] OR AWESOME
09:24:48 <sbp> SCORESOME
09:25:04 <nsh> TWAINCORE
09:25:04 <Monty> is a patron saint
09:25:09 <nsh> .gc +twaincore
09:25:10 <phenny> +twaincore: 0
09:25:12 <nsh> MINE
09:25:29 <[bjoern]> You are a day too late for Twain references.
09:25:36 <[bjoern]> Today you should reference Earth Day.
09:26:00 <sbp> Arnia's Hamlyn rant is the gem in the backscroll
09:26:46 <sbp> 10:15 <nsh> [19:17] god, even the telegraph are writing about Clegg being the next prime minister...
09:26:46 <sbp> 10:15 <Arnia> [19:17] nsh: yeah, I'm scared
09:26:53 <sbp> but today has been a bunch of Clegg slapping for some reason
09:27:03 <sbp> guess some spin doctors found some ideas in their bile buckets
09:27:44 <[bjoern]> Earth day, even the zombies come back out of it.
09:27:53 <nsh> sbp, check twitter for #nickcleggsfault
09:29:05 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Hung parliament, Katta eruption, Mandelson as PM and monarch — fine, but give us Cable as Chancellor!"
09:29:05 <[bjoern]> Not worth it.
09:29:55 <sbp> ODD = ODD, DEFINITELY DEFINITELY
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09:32:15 <nsh> .title http://charlottegore.com/2010/04/22/top-10-evil-things-nick-clegg-has-done.html
09:32:17 <phenny> nsh: Top 10 Evil Things Nick Clegg Has Done at The Charlotte Gore Blog
09:32:46 <nsh> bbl
09:33:52 <sbp> "Every time they tried, a group of colonists would throw the kind of shit fit that ends in some embarrassed step-dad having to buy a pony."
09:34:50 <sbp> 10:22 <sbp> nsh: only refers to public funded research
09:34:50 <sbp> 10:22 <sbp> you'd think that would have already been the case
09:34:50 <sbp> 10:22 <nsh> yeah
09:34:50 <sbp> 10:22 <nsh> also, that was bjoern's link
09:34:50 <sbp> 10:23 <nsh> i think all data should be piped into people's via trapanation
09:34:51 <sbp> 10:34 <sbp> oh yeah. nomifail
09:35:19 <sbp> hmm. http://twitter.com/nickcleggsfault
09:37:19 <sbp> —
09:37:19 <sbp> Orchard_chris Every Big Brother Series Commissioned World Wide #NickCleggsFault #TheDailyMailAreTwats
09:37:19 <sbp> rafiadd RT @RJMrgn: @DannyGar Guess who mis-explained the concept of 'irony' to Alanis Morrissette? Yup, #nickcleggsfault
09:37:20 <sbp> noalterego Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam #nickcleggsfault
09:37:20 <sbp> EmmaK67 I haven't had a shit this morning #nickcleggsfault
09:37:22 <sbp> CathElliott "(Everything I do) I do it for you" @ number 1 for 16 weeks #nickcleggsfault
09:37:24 <sbp> BennyTheTyke When you're really in a hurry, Nick Clegg hides your car keys #nickcleggsfault
09:37:26 <sbp> —
09:39:40 <sbp> if Clegg does FUCKING WELL in tonight's debate, that'd be funsequences I expect
09:39:55 <Arnia> Apparently the Cod War was his fault too
09:40:06 <sbp> the Cod War was harsh on us all
09:40:25 <Arnia> Surely that's another thing to pin on Iceland though?
09:40:44 <sbp> nah, you're thinking of the Whaleway closures
09:41:14 <sbp> that was probably one of my best ever puns, I expect at least a LOL
09:43:31 <sbp> sheesh
09:44:57 <sbp> —
09:44:58 <sbp> What's your attitude to the possible outcome of the election as a hung parliament?
09:44:58 <sbp> Fear and loathing
09:44:58 <sbp> Welcome change
09:44:59 <sbp> —
09:45:03 <sbp> http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2010/apr/21/houseofcommons-general-election-2010
09:45:22 <sbp> 13% / 87%
09:47:44 <[bjoern]> "What if the result of this poll is not decisive?"
09:48:05 <sbp> "And Labourites now heartened by the polls should look closely: they project the party winning a lower share than Michael Foot in 1983. And he at least came second."
09:48:15 <sbp> from http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/21/lib-dem-boom-change-politics
09:48:30 <sbp> which is quite interesting. starts off saying that there's no way we can predict what's going to happen in this election
09:48:36 <sbp> and then proceeds to try to predict much of it
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09:51:00 <[bjoern]> .web http://pornfortheblind.org/
09:51:00 <phenny> [bjoern]: the .web command has been removed; ask sbp for details
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09:52:29 <sbp> .wik Pere Ubu
09:52:30 <phenny> "Pere Ubu is an experimental rock music group formed in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1975." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pere_Ubu
09:53:02 <sbp> neilinglis My iPad hasn't shipped yet. #NickCleggsFault
09:53:02 <Monty> .gc "Laptop und Lederhosen": 221
09:53:03 <phenny> "Laptop und Lederhosen": 221: 4
09:54:18 <sbp> <fieldproducer> A couple of weeks ago I got absolutely soaked waiting in the rain to interview a certain party leader,it actually was #nickcleggsfault
09:54:18 <sbp> <ifoundyourpen> #nickcleggsfault James Joyce forgetting to publish the Cliffnotes to Finnegans Wake
09:54:18 <sbp> <JaMeseM> Eldorado was his idea. #nickcleggsfault
09:55:19 <sbp> <drewalmighty> John Terry's libido is #nickcleggsfault
09:55:20 <Arnia> That last is the worst
09:55:24 <sbp> <stkaye> People using #nickcleggsfault for things that are actually #nickcleggsfault
09:55:33 <Arnia> Uh, the Eldorado one
09:55:51 <sbp> Eldorado was a depicable thing for Nick Clegg to do to us, yeah
09:56:44 <sbp> <Jemmo1> Samantha Cameron's Pregnancy #nickcleggsfault
09:56:44 <[bjoern]> "This could be a blip. But if not, British politics will be changed for ever" is so, like, deep.
09:57:13 <sbp> <SurplusGamer> Nick Clegg cheated in the last TV debate by unfairly using 'facts' and 'better arguments.' #nickcleggsfault
09:57:44 <sbp> <urbancyclist> Nick Clegg was seen two weeks ago poking Eyjafjallajokull with a stick #nickcleggsfault
09:58:45 <sbp> <bruthamyles> Grammar standards falling and people not using the apostrophe properly? Clegg's fault. #nickcleggsfault
09:58:49 <sbp> would have been funnier as:
09:58:52 <sbp> <bruthamyles> Grammar standards falling and people not using the apostrophe properly? Cleggs fault. #nickcleggsfault
09:59:14 <sbp> some on Tweeters, don't make me correct you. I expect flawless comedy
09:59:14 <[bjoern]> too obvious
09:59:30 <[bjoern]> You expect comedy from the direction of Twitter.
09:59:34 <sbp> nah, because I see people doing that all the time
09:59:44 <sbp> by accidental usually
10:00:27 <sbp> <hjonesy> NIck Clegg is responsible for that spit-like foam they put on food in posh restaurants these days #nickcleggsfault
10:02:22 <sbp> <jonnydobby> Iggy Pop insurance adverts? #nickcleggsfault
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10:26:33 <Arnia> sbp: The Internet relies on this http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2008/02/01/SeaCableHi.jpg
10:26:52 <Arnia> If 2012 is to believed, these would be the first things to go
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11:30:32 <Arnia> ... http://www.enotes.com/genocide-encyclopedia/
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13:33:19 <[bjoern]> yo
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13:41:00 <[bjoern]> the caption is okay http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8636455.stm
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13:52:52 <BigJibby> .o wa what's the difference between a duck?
13:52:56 <phenny> What\'s the difference between a duck?;One leg is both the same., (for reasons that are not entirely clear to this computational knowledge engine, but seem to hark back to the Marx brothers)
13:57:11 <BigJibby> .o wa what is the average velocity of an african swallow?
13:57:14 <phenny> estimated average cruising airspeed of a laden swallow;just slightly less than the estimated average cruising airspeed of an unladen swallow, (asked, but not answered, about a general unladen swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
13:57:17 <Monty> I reckon mouthwash + parody = Bill Gates's Yoshi's Island...
13:57:37 <BigJibby> sut up Monty, you whore
13:57:38 <Monty> I reckon dildo + laserdiscs = Reeto!
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14:46:35 <[bjoern]> yo
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15:12:16 <[bjoern]> The washington post is now at a point where "'Code Red': iPhone/iPad app for men who need to track women's menstrual cycles" is #3.
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15:20:00 <Arnia> .o wa FLOPS for the Cortex A8
15:20:06 <phenny> Couldn't grab results from json stringified precioussss.
15:22:22 <[bjoern]> .title http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-04/protein-cow-brains-could-build-better-batteries-solar-cells
15:22:24 <phenny> [bjoern]: Protein in Cow Brains Holds Promise for Alternative Energy | Popular Science
15:28:20 <sbp> yo
15:35:50 <BigJibby> http://mattread.com/examples/puppies.html
15:36:49 <[bjoern]> It's somewhat disappointing if you have meta redirects turned off, like I have...
15:37:20 <BigJibby> damn you and your advanced technology
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15:37:55 <[bjoern]> I just didn't have the time/inclination to configure IE6 here. script and such is also turned off...
15:38:28 <[bjoern]> I did deactivate the advanced security configuration though I think
15:38:33 <BigJibby> .title http://mattread.com/examples/puppies.html
15:38:34 <phenny> BigJibby: Cute Puppies
15:38:36 <[bjoern]> (some server 2003 nonsense)
15:44:04 <[bjoern]> .leo überzogen
15:44:05 <phenny> coated  a. = überzogen
15:44:06 <phenny> covered  a. = überzogen
15:44:07 <phenny> covered  a. (constr.) = überzogen   (Schalungsbau)
15:44:08 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=%C3%BCberzogen
15:48:34 <[bjoern]> .wik modal verb
15:48:34 <phenny> "A modal verb (also modal, modal auxiliary verb, modal auxiliary) is a type of auxiliary verb that is used to indicate modality." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modal_verb
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16:45:16 <Talliesin> jessica: I've found a nineteenth reference about strapping misbehaving young women.
16:45:16 <Talliesin> But it's not for porn purposes, it dates the English formation you were wondering about to at least 1841 in Irish use.
16:45:51 <jessica> Isn't that nearly as bad? ;)
16:46:16 <Talliesin> No, it just makes it bonus porn.
16:47:17 <Talliesin> Possibly bad for my girl for me to get such ideas in my head when I'll be home soon, but that's bye-the-bye.
16:47:47 <jessica> Such a poor thing she is. :P
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17:14:47 <sbp> jessica: wha?
17:15:05 <sbp> I can't have people pandering to the woman crew for no good reason
17:16:10 <jessica> Men may control two thirds of the resources in the world, but women still control 100% of the pussy, sir.
17:16:38 <Talliesin> Not in my house. Not while I've a good hard hairbrush to hand.
17:17:36 <sbp> hmm, you both make good cases
17:24:01 <[bjoern]> I dispute jessica's 100% claim.
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17:28:03 <[bjoern]> .title http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0420/guard-recruiters-forged-reenlistment-papers/
17:28:03 <phenny> [bjoern]: National Guard recruiters forged re-enlistment papers: report | Raw Story
17:31:13 <[bjoern]> Good news, almost 1% of (state maintained) video surveillance installations in lower saxony are in compliance with the law.
17:32:12 <sbp> surely way up on last year
17:32:21 <jeanniecool> Penis?
17:32:26 <[bjoern]> No, thanks.
17:33:19 <Talliesin> jeanniecool: Depends, what sort you got on offer.
17:33:34 <[bjoern]> human horn, I'd think.
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17:46:22 <jessica> ...
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17:46:36 <jessica> Freaky Futurama reference for the win.
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17:53:25 <Monty> yo libby!
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18:28:35 <sbp> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2757/4539543426_640ee08f8c_o.jpg
18:29:09 <jeanniecool> bwahahahahahaha!
18:29:40 <[bjoern]> So, what we should do with the drunken sailor depends on his funds.
18:30:08 <cre8radix> hehe
18:30:48 <[bjoern]> .title http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-21-2010/united-kingdom-general-election
18:30:49 <phenny> [bjoern]: Video: United Kingdom General Election | The Daily Show | Comedy Central
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18:36:05 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2797_5f5d.jpeg
18:36:34 <[bjoern]> This could also be done with a drunken sailor http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2790_53c6.jpeg
18:39:28 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2385_7d99_480.jpeg
18:40:07 <[bjoern]> h ttp://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2366_2c00.jpeg
18:40:20 <sbp> anybody good with birds?
18:40:35 <[bjoern]> depends on your semantics there.
18:41:08 <[bjoern]> I purchased 2.5 kg fine birdy today, they are in the fridge.
18:41:58 <[bjoern]> hmm http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2302_7b29_480.jpeg hadn't tried the Y there before
18:42:24 <sbp> hmm, yeah
18:42:35 <sbp> what an excellent idea
18:42:46 <sbp> this lady is the face of innovation
18:44:58 <[bjoern]> They are not http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1741_6566_480.jpeg
18:45:36 <sbp> they might be, we just can't see them to check
18:46:12 <[bjoern]> they are from blackandwhiteverse.
18:46:56 <[bjoern]> Ooh this could be made into something to give little children nightmares http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/2799_a464_480.jpeg
18:48:26 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1553_5d83_480.gif
18:49:38 <[bjoern]> tub commercial http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1460_19b7_480.jpeg
18:50:00 <sbp> .title http://timesonline.typepad.com/timesarchive/2010/04/april-201942-hoboken-wishes-hitler-a-very-happy-birthday.html
18:50:00 <phenny> sbp: Times Archive Blog: April 20,1942: Hoboken wishes Hitler a very happy birthday
18:50:41 <[bjoern]> Well that's a bit late now isn't it
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18:52:29 <sbp> kpreid: you're crazy. but that was also an awesome post
18:52:51 <kpreid> NO U CRAZY
18:53:20 <kpreid> srsly (I mistyped that as 'arsly'), in what way is it awesome? 'cos I was being rather bland, I thought
18:54:05 <[bjoern]> <Bundesdatenschutzbeauftragter> Yo Google, take those WLAN scanners out of your barely legal street view machines.
18:54:14 <[bjoern]> <Google> LOL, WHUT?
18:55:03 <sbp> 'I lay there on the ground staring at some graffiti that just said "poop poop poop poop poop." I started wondering whether that would be the last thing I ever saw. It was a depressing thought for a few reasons.'
18:55:03 <sbp> http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/im-definitely-not-dead.html
18:55:17 <[bjoern]> They always say that
18:55:20 <sbp> kpreid: monospace dropcap? and you're asking me what's awesome?
18:58:51 <sbp> that's actually one of the more depressing posts I've ever read
18:58:58 <[bjoern]> the chair looks interesting http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1915_f6f7_480.jpeg
18:59:07 <sbp> on the weblog which is the least depressing of things that I tend to read
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18:59:37 <sbp> yeah, looks pretty good
18:59:44 <sbp> can't really see it all properly though
18:59:46 <sbp> something in the way
19:00:10 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1286_039b_480.jpeg
19:00:10 <sbp> looks quite curvy and well built though
19:00:15 <sbp> a kind of art deco chair
19:00:21 <[bjoern]> Could be Bauhaus.
19:00:35 <sbp> lots of first pottery experiments come out like that
19:00:37 <sbp> they just have to stick with it
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19:01:02 <[bjoern]> I recall mine only very vaguely
19:02:21 <[bjoern]> not sure what to make of this http://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/1030_1284.jpeg
19:02:52 <sbp> I saw a better demotivational poster somewhere the other day
19:03:00 <sbp> but I can't remember what it was, where it was, or how I found i
19:03:05 <sbp> *it. only that it was better
19:03:08 <[bjoern]> That's depressing.
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19:04:44 <[bjoern]> this is gross h ttp://asset.soup.io/asset/0797/0592_0cd4.jpeg
19:04:55 <sbp> what is this bird? http://www.flickr.com/photos/sbp/4543868480/sizes/o/
19:05:27 <[bjoern]> Stacheldrahtzaunkönig?
19:05:41 <[bjoern]> 4in1 words.
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19:05:50 <sbp> .leo Stacheldrahtzaunkönig
19:05:52 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Stacheldrahtzaunk%C3%B6nig
19:06:01 <sbp> you mekkin shit ups
19:06:01 <[bjoern]> .leo Stachel
19:06:02 <phenny> der Stachel = barb   - literary, of remorse, barb   - of barbed wire, prick, prick   - prickle (obs.)   rare, pricker
19:06:05 <[bjoern]> .leo Draht
19:06:06 <phenny> wider den Stachel löcken (form.)   - nach Apostelgeschichte 26,14 = to kick against the goads (fig.) (form.), to kick against the pricks (fig.) (form.)
19:06:06 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Stachel
19:06:07 <phenny> der Draht = conductor (tech.), filament
19:06:07 <[bjoern]> .leo Zaun
19:06:08 <phenny> der Draht  - Pl. die Drähte = wire
19:06:09 <phenny> Draht... = funicular  a., wire  a.
19:06:10 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Draht
19:06:10 <[bjoern]> .leo König
19:06:11 <phenny> der Zaun  - Pl. die Zäune = fence
19:06:11 <Monty> Yeah. It's also the Board of an admin user that crap.
19:06:11 <phenny> der Zaun = fencing, railings
19:06:12 <phenny> einen Zaun aufrichten = to put up a fence
19:06:13 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Zaun
19:06:14 <phenny> chief magistrate (pol.) = der König
19:06:15 <phenny> the Crown = der König
19:06:16 <phenny> first magistrate (pol.) = der König
19:06:16 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=K%C3%B6nig
19:06:23 <sbp> okay, .leo is UNUSUABLE
19:06:28 <sbp> I wonder if .o leo works any better
19:06:33 <sbp> .o leo König
19:06:36 <phenny> sbp: chief magistrate [pol.]~ der König, the Crown~ der König, first magistrate [pol.]~ der König, king~ der König, king~ der König   [Kartenspiel], tycoon~ der König, lord of misrule~ König Hofnarr, King of Spain~ König von Spanien http://u.nu
19:06:38 <sbp> nope
19:06:39 <[bjoern]> .o leo Stacheldraht
19:06:40 <phenny> [bjoern]: barbed wire~ der Stacheldraht, barbwire (Amer.)~ der Stacheldraht http://u.nu/4vjk8
19:06:40 <Monty> rad
19:06:43 <sbp> RAD
19:06:45 <BigJibby> sbp, an african swallow
19:07:09 <cre8radix> sbp!
19:07:10 * sbp accidentally brutally devowels BgJbb
19:07:11 <cre8radix> :)
19:07:17 <sbp> cre8radix: oh, whoops. yeah
19:07:21 <sbp> er. do I still have tiems?
19:07:26 <BigJibby> crp
19:07:31 <cre8radix> yep... 'tis runnin
19:07:41 <sbp> phew. okay, keep SUPERPRODDING me
19:07:43 <cre8radix> postponed releasde to 02.june
19:07:47 <sbp> and I'll try to get shit supermoving
19:07:49 <sbp> oh, good
19:07:52 <sbp> that gives me tiems
19:07:56 <sbp> but still keep superprodding
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19:09:18 <BigJibby> cn y vwl m gn, sbp?
19:10:22 <sbp> eh, I suppose so. you already stole back y, I see
19:10:42 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/9248_e579.gif
19:11:50 <BigJibby> omg!
19:11:54 <BigJibby> oops
19:11:54 <Monty> "But have they wanted to configure IE6 here.
19:11:57 <BigJibby> wow!
19:12:25 <BigJibby> Monty, they are all nuts here
19:12:25 <Monty> Would you like it if they were not all nuts here ?
19:12:27 <[bjoern]> hmm fruits http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/9224_d6e5.png
19:13:31 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/9095_c2f9_480.jpeg
19:15:26 <sbp> you're all mad everywhere maybe
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19:16:44 <archels> hello jeroenp
19:17:12 <sbp> hello jeroenp
19:17:20 <[bjoern]> Press [ start ] to begin.
19:18:58 <[bjoern]> this chair would not mess up my interior design http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/8710_2026_480.jpeg
19:19:50 <[bjoern]> not funny at all h ttp://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/8608_6539.gif
19:19:58 <sbp> jeroenp: archels is a liar, he lies 100% of the time. I am a truth teller, I tell truth 100% of the time. [bjoern] sometimes lies, 50% of the time, and sometimes tells the truth, 50% of the time
19:20:04 <sbp> jeroenp: you may ask each of us one question
19:20:45 <sbp> if you can then correctly identify which one of us is telling the truth, then you win the right to press [bjoern]'s button
19:20:48 <[bjoern]> If I lie or tell the truth in response to jeroenp's question, your numbers will be off.
19:20:51 <sbp> hint: I may have lied above
19:21:09 <sbp> well, it's probabilistic
19:23:52 <[bjoern]> This is not quite as I recall picturing it http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/8600_73f5_480.jpeg
19:24:30 <sbp> me neither. brunette? weird
19:25:11 <[bjoern]> and what's under the tree
19:25:55 <sbp> badger?
19:26:12 <[bjoern]> Oh great you've summoned Arnia.
19:26:40 <[bjoern]> this chair is too distracting http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/8369_fe9d.jpeg
19:26:41 <sbp> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
19:26:54 <[bjoern]> despite it's rather simple design
19:27:06 <sbp> you're finding some really good chair pictures today
19:27:36 <[bjoern]> I have to suffer through things like http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/8360_ddd7.jpeg though
19:27:58 <sbp> could have h ttp'd that one
19:28:33 <[bjoern]> But that's to prevent suffering
19:28:49 <sbp> I'm surprised you do it at all, yeah
19:30:06 <[bjoern]> I might be following Rule of Acquisition #76.
19:31:28 <sbp> why is the corollary, #35, put before it?
19:31:33 <sbp> oh, probably to confuse the... right
19:32:34 <sbp> humans need something like oo-mox
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19:35:00 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8636796.stm
19:35:03 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - Mystery rocket explodes in Jordan
19:36:22 <sbp> I'm pretty sure it's a badger
19:36:53 <archels> http://www.turingbirds.com/personal/random/middle_east.jpg
19:37:05 <sbp> did I link this this morning?
19:37:07 <sbp> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8636331.stm
19:37:09 <phenny> sbp: BBC News - French outrage over tricolour bottom-wiping photograph
19:37:26 <archels> y
19:38:18 <sbp> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8636455.stm showed the bear suit this morning by the way
19:38:20 <[bjoern]> h ttp://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/7744_4094.jpeg
19:38:20 <sbp> now it does not
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19:39:13 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/7724_7b15_480.gif
19:40:04 <archels> sbp: sadly the muslim site is down
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19:44:35 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/7887_e968_480.jpeg
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19:45:46 <sbp> seen that
19:45:46 <Monty> I have not seen "that" say or do anything during my arduous lifetime on this IRC server.
19:45:51 <sbp> shup
19:47:29 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/6948_5d70_480.jpeg
19:50:51 <[bjoern]> Okay despite that, http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif
19:52:48 <archels> very original
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20:02:18 <[bjoern]> http://asset.soup.io/asset/0796/6251_b8cc.jpeg
20:02:35 <[bjoern]> now back to some erlang programming
20:05:26 <archels> That's what she said.
20:05:51 <BigJibby> who?
20:07:49 <jessica> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ In the chyrons: New anti-drug ad only makes sense if viewer is stoned
20:07:53 <jessica> .title
20:07:55 <phenny> jessica: YouTube - Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
20:08:07 <[bjoern]> Onion, I suspect
20:08:24 <[bjoern]> coz I swhacked about a similarily titled video some time ago
20:08:59 <jessica> 28. "We suspect that you have lied to us. Does it matter if you have truly lied to us?"
20:09:02 <jessica> Aye, 'tis.
20:09:21 <jessica> "Are you who you say you are? Are you who you say you are? Finally, he writes LIAR on the back of my hand and lets me pass."
20:10:14 <jessica> although this sounds like an argument that I'd have with my Swabian in-laws: "AIRPORT OFFICIALS INSIST THAT TRAVELLERS ARE GIVEN THE TREATMENT WHICH THEY RECEIVE"
20:11:01 <[bjoern]> I officially hate you now jessica.
20:11:25 <[bjoern]> First Youtube video with ads I encountered, and it's all your fault.
20:11:31 <jessica> Sorry, sir.
20:11:47 <jessica> You are shown the advertisements which you are shown.
20:12:07 <jessica> Back to the Swabian in-laws, they have this *weird* thing they do.
20:12:15 <[bjoern]> It was a very very bad ad, too.
20:12:17 <jessica> They agree on *exactly* two points.
20:12:39 <jessica> And whenever I concede one point to try to get forward with the argument and, say, finish a sentence, they return to the other point.
20:12:50 <jessica> Any time spent in rebuttal of Point A is seen as strengthening Point b.
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20:13:27 <jessica> For instance, at one point, my father-in-law asked me why I bought a certain kind of salt.
20:13:31 <[bjoern]> [25 Mar 09 05:19] * [bjoern] * http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international is nice
20:13:31 <[bjoern]> [25 Mar 09 05:21] * [bjoern] * [_] Have you lied to us?
20:13:31 <[bjoern]> [25 Mar 09 05:21] * [bjoern] * [_] Have you lied to us?
20:13:31 <[bjoern]> [25 Mar 09 05:21] * [bjoern] * [_] Have you lied to us?
20:13:31 <[bjoern]> [25 Mar 09 05:21] * [bjoern] * properly follow proper protocols!
20:13:31 <jessica> I wish I were kidding. I'm not.
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20:14:16 <jessica> "It's available cheaply at Trader Joe's, and it's very good." "But it's not as inexpensive as the ones at Aldi." "There are no Aldi shops near where I live." "But it's the same if you had bought it at Aldi."
20:14:57 <jessica> Eventually, I end up breaking a glass and threatening a murder-suicide and then I take about triple my normal dose of Tafil and pretend that I had a conversation.
20:15:45 <jessica> Bjoern, I am scared that when I finally visit your homeland, those are the sorts of arguments I'll have.
20:15:53 <jessica> In my very broken, very bad German.
20:16:14 <jessica> crschmidt is not learning German, but culturally expects what Germans do.
20:16:55 <jessica> For instance, at one point, we argued about how to fill out a tax form. "That section doesn't matter." "But it asks us what it is." "But it doesn't matter. It says to skip that section if you answered yes to question 16." "But we need to fill it out."
20:17:13 <[bjoern]> I've found that staring is often a good substitute for arguing.
20:17:47 <[bjoern]> Especially if you can do a good icy, glassy stare, for minutes at a time.
20:18:37 <jessica> Of course I can. I've dealt with heterosexual men trying to pick me up in gay bars.
20:19:14 <jessica> The stare says, "I may or may not occasionally go on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, but if I'm in a gay bar, I guarantee you I am not looking for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."
20:20:18 * jessica points bjoern to query.
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23:21:43 <Arnia> What's wrong with summoning me?
23:21:43 <phenny> Arnia: 18:11Z <sbp> tell Arnia http://www.flickr.com/photos/sbp/sets/72157623910638702/detail/
23:21:44 <phenny> Arnia: 18:11Z <sbp> tell Arnia don't forget to login!
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