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13:17:33 <barjavel.freenode.net> Topic for #swhack is: 'Stuart Lawley, chairman of ICM, welcomed the decision and said it was "great news for those that wish to consume, or avoid, adult content".'
13:17:33 <barjavel.freenode.net> Users on #swhack: loggy jetx MacTed jeanniecool JibberJim tobbez Talliesin lmorchard libby ephemerian burro thelsdj_ scottrageous theresaanna tav p6eval nogagplz treed jeffarch danbri davisp archels nsh_ Jibbler dmiles_afk jetscreamer xxv [bjoern] nslater MaienM|Sleep edsu BigJibby aspect Xanthor[aw] [[sroracle]] JStoker clsn tro jessica jsled realist Mike_L _ulises phenny sbp Tene Arnia CaptSolo yano
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13:31:17 <[bjoern]> "The IESG has received a request from an individual submitter to consider the following document: - 'Web Host Metadata ' <draft-hammer-hostmeta-13.txt> as a Proposed Standard"
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14:16:36 <sbp> DRAFT HAMMER
14:16:53 <sbp> anybody watching Portugal vs. Brazil?
14:17:45 <sbp> of course, if you were watching it properly, you wouldn't be reading this
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14:42:11 <sbp> .gc "gets it on with"
14:42:12 <phenny> "gets it on with": 15,500
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17:45:47 <tommorris> http://dharmafly.com/revolutionaries/
17:46:10 <tommorris> where has the logger gone?
17:46:15 <tommorris> oh fuck
17:46:17 <tommorris> wrong channel
17:46:37 * tommorris has confused #swig with #swhack due to a dangerously low caffeine level
17:47:25 <clsn> So you need a swig of caffeine...?
17:49:03 <sbp> we have a logger!
17:49:36 <tommorris> I meant the dc_swig logger that plonks it up on the Semantic Web blog thing
17:50:42 * tommorris is happy to write SPARQL queries for money or pizza.
17:55:37 <sbp> oh yeah, the chump bot
17:55:40 <sbp> we used to have one of those too
17:55:44 <sbp> but we decided it was annoying
17:55:44 <tommorris> What? They've approved .xxx?
17:55:50 <sbp> so kpreid wrote a replacement in E
17:55:54 <sbp> but that disappeared for some reason
17:56:02 <sbp> phenny: ask kpreid where his chumpbot replacement went
17:56:03 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when kpreid is around.
17:56:06 <sbp> and yeah, they did. heh
17:56:25 <sbp> iCann did it again
17:56:50 <sbp> their advertising slogan should be u-can.we-can.icann
17:56:53 <tommorris> perhaps I should register an xxx domain and put up totally surreal images
17:56:55 <sbp> I mean, advertising for lobbying
17:57:08 <sbp> like Dave Winer reflected in a kettle?
17:57:30 <tommorris> you go there and it'd just be a video of someone screaming the word goats over and over again
17:57:50 <tommorris> then when it inevitably gets filtered, I blog about how my free speech rights are being infringed by the evil nasty ICANN
17:58:00 <tommorris> and make tons of money from the publicity that ensues.
17:58:46 <sbp> hmm, this is probably a reusable plan of action...
17:59:20 <clsn> Can they say/are they saying that there is a restriction of what sorts of sites can be on .xxx?
17:59:48 <tommorris> I did have a good porn-related idea earlier actually: pay someone a few cents on Mechanical Turk to provide comprehensive metadata for porn, use metadata to produce a hyper-specialist premium search engine for fetishists.
18:00:52 <sbp> oh as if you'd even need to pay them...
18:01:02 <sbp> I mean you're hitting a brilliant niche intersection there, right?
18:01:11 <tommorris> Instead of popping keywords into Google, you'd go there and it'd be 100 odd drop-down boxes where you could choose your own special mixture.
18:01:12 <sbp> hardcore porn fetishists and library scientists
18:01:32 <tommorris> WHOOP WHOOP! RDF adoption bootstrapping idea!
18:02:11 <tommorris> "I want to find pornography of hot lesbians writing OWL ontologies. Google is failing me!"
18:03:12 <clsn> Back when PICS was being pondered, I tinkered with designing a rating system that was reversed, so that you wouldn't accidentally browse to a site that WASN'T dirty enough.
18:04:39 <sbp> like those buttons on old websites "Get me out of here!" "Send me back to the web!"
18:04:50 <sbp> you could have one with "Send me back to the pornosphere!"
18:04:55 <sbp> .gc +pornosphere
18:04:55 <phenny> +pornosphere: 679
18:05:05 <sbp> oh come on people, we need to be using that one more often
18:05:08 * tommorris was inspired by once reading a piece of truly-terrible Literotica wherein the characters purchased Apple computers getting on with the filthy.
18:05:11 <sbp> http://pornosphere.xxx/ perhaps
18:05:37 <tommorris> I wonder whether big companies are going to register the .xxx versions of their names
18:06:33 <tommorris> microsoft own microsoft.biz. will they buy microsoft.xxx?
18:06:43 <sbp> Microsoft® Pornography Enterprise Edition 2010
18:07:13 <clsn> Oh man... MS-branded porn... I don't even want to think about what that would be like.
18:07:15 <tommorris> Google don't own google.coop though
18:07:24 <clsn> "Sorry, to orgasm you need to upgrade to v.2.6..."
18:08:26 <sbp> "Fuck, I'm sorry honey" "What?" "BSOD" "Oh, it's okay. We'll go to the doctor again in the morning..." "I'm really, really sorry..."
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18:09:06 <tommorri1> "It looks like you are trying to strangle yourself in a desparate attempt to make your onanistic acts more pleasurable. Would you like to start the AutoErotic Wizard?"
18:09:23 <sbp> haha
18:09:28 <clsn> ("gee, that's a funny shape for a paper clip...")
18:09:34 <sbp> heh!
18:10:00 <Talliesin> Hmm. That's a risky enough act as it is, without having an MS office wizard set the defaults.
18:11:36 * tommorri1 resists making a joke about GNU at this point.
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18:12:25 <clsn> Would MS report your activities to the appropriate government offices as a free service?
18:12:26 * tommorri1 instead goes and Googles for [ two wetsuits one dildo ]
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18:13:44 <tommorris> oh yeah. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
18:14:27 <tommorris> Best postmortem report ever.
18:15:48 <tommorris> "The decedent was wearing two (2) wet suits, one scuba diving mask, one pair of diving gloves, one pair of slippers, one pair of rubber underwear, two (2) ties, five (5) belts, eleven (11) straps. Personal effects: One yellow metal ring finger intact on left ring finger, one dildo."
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19:11:07 <[bjoern]> I AM NOT HERE.
19:18:20 <[bjoern]> phenny, tell sbp http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jrZRsth64DQn2gjRO54E9_k1pyLw
19:18:20 <phenny> [bjoern]: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
19:19:12 <[bjoern]> North Korea is being utterly destroyed once more
19:19:42 <[bjoern]> And Span scored twice against Chile, I'd rather not upset them too much in their place.
19:21:32 <[bjoern]> So Switzerland would need a 3:0 victory over Honduras atm.
19:23:15 <[bjoern]> This would currently make for a Spain vs Portugal knockout
19:23:55 <[bjoern]> We have to face one of Paraguay, Japan, Portugal, (Spain) in the semi-finals
19:24:29 <[bjoern]> (After defeating England and Argentina, who will destroy Mexico according to resident experts)
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19:44:24 <[bjoern]> Chile catching up, Switzerland should start scoring.
19:44:59 <tommorris> oh, football.
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19:45:26 <tommorris> "North Korea is being utterly destroyed once more" would be much more interesting if it wasn't in the context of the World Cup.
19:46:02 <[bjoern]> They demanded 50 trillion USD or somesuch as reparations from the US this week.
19:46:20 <[bjoern]> Football, yes, one of the pinnacles of boredom.
19:47:16 <tommorris> I'd object more to the World Cup, but it is pissing off American conservatives. So that's okay.
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19:49:46 <clsn> American conservatives are finding time to get pissed off at the World Cup? Sheez, you'd thik they'd have better things to do.
19:50:40 <MacTed> .gc saturday's child is
19:50:40 <phenny> saturday's child is: 83,200
19:50:45 <MacTed> .gc saturday's child is *
19:50:46 <phenny> saturday's child is *: 317
19:50:53 <MacTed> .gcs saturday's child is *
19:50:55 <phenny> is (664,000,000), child (38,900,000), saturday's (754,000), * (0)
19:51:20 <[bjoern]> .gs saturday's child is *
19:51:21 <phenny> saturday's child is *: mine (13), loving (5), full (4), set (3), now available (3), known (3)
19:51:33 <MacTed> .gs saturday's child is *
19:51:33 <phenny> saturday's child is *: mine (13), loving (5), full (4), set (3), now available (3), known (3)
19:51:35 <clsn> full of grace
19:51:36 <MacTed> I was nearly there!
19:52:05 <[bjoern]> gcs is the plural of gc, but gs is not the plural of g
19:52:30 <clsn> Hmm.... So does it go Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sun? Because I think Sunday is the last one.
19:53:00 <MacTed> Wikipedia disagrees with that completion -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monday%27s_Child
19:53:12 <clsn> Reassuring. Makes more sense that I'm wrong.
19:53:12 <[bjoern]> You can fix that.
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19:53:39 <tommorris> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrfpnbGXL70&feature=player_embedded
19:53:47 <MacTed> .gs saturday's child *
19:53:47 <phenny> saturday's child *: resale (5), ghanese (5), consignment (5), works (4)
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19:54:07 <MacTed> .gs saturday's child works *
19:54:08 <phenny> saturday's child works *: hard (112), for (8), ", modelled (2)
19:54:13 <clsn> Yeah, that's where I blew it. I remembered "full of grace" as the first one (it's actually the second) and then projected it onto the one you were looking for, because it seemed like "first".
19:54:15 <clsn> Sorry.
19:54:17 <MacTed> wtf?
19:54:39 <MacTed> there's only 4 (works), but 112 of them are (hard)
19:54:55 <MacTed> .gs saturday's child is full of *
19:54:56 <phenny> MacTed: woe, pie, love, candy, beans, ')
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19:55:16 <clsn> mmm, pie.
19:55:28 <MacTed> monty, what have you done to phenny?
19:55:44 <MacTed> at least monty's dead...
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23:06:59 <ck> hello
23:07:39 <sbp> hello ck
23:08:48 <ck> how can I change my user name?
23:08:54 <ck> Hi sbp!
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23:10:12 <sbp> sup?
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23:17:37 <oyster> Interesting subject matter for todays Schat
23:17:59 <sbp> Schat?
23:18:15 <sbp> how about this?
23:18:16 <sbp> .title http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/24/2936414.htm
23:18:17 <phenny> sbp: N Korea seeks $75 trillion in compensation - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
23:19:05 <oyster> schat = Slogan: Serving Sense Sans Sloganity Since Somewhen
23:20:03 <sbp> oh, yeah. man, all that alliteration
23:20:14 <sbp> sorry, nobody's really here this evening it seems
23:20:23 <sbp> so you've just got me yapping on about ridiculously nothing
23:20:43 <sbp> we were chatting earlier about the .xxx domain though
23:21:34 <oyster> probably nsfw
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